Abuse of Power

It's come to this. I didn't want to go this route, but it must be done. It's the perfect trade - a guy that I need for a guy that you need. Two of your top offensive players are on IR. You have an abundance of talent at goalie. I'm sending not only the top offensive player in the league but also he's also the #1 overall player. And I'm throwing in my #2 goalie so you still have three dudes at goalie. End my pain of having to figure out which wanker from Anaheim to start as my #1 guy. Or decline the trade and let me move on with life.

Posted by Phil on November 2nd, around lunchtime | 855 comments

Comments

Jerome on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 11:58 AM

First!

Brock on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 12:01 PM

I think Phil is taking this hockey thing a little too seriously. Its not like its Fantasy Football or anything...

joe on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 12:17 PM

Fantasy sports matter. People just sign up and "forget" to set their lineups. They think this isn't important. Then you got others throwing around accusations of shenanigans. I think if it weren't for fantasy sports I would have jumped out the window at work at least a year ago

Green Baron on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 12:21 PM

Place your order now:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061102..._underwear_dc_1

stew on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 1:11 PM

This is shaping up to be a great weekend, UL-WVU game tonight (Go Cards!) Vegas tomorrow and Saturday and then Borat movie on Sunday.

Jerome on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 1:31 PM

Cool. I just got a shout out on one of my favorite video podcasts.

joe on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 2:09 PM

Wow it is 2:00 and Douglas hasn't shared stories of molestation involving animals.

douglas on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 2:43 PM

so i was fucking this donkey donkey-style (same as doggy style, except with a donkey), and I slapped the shit out of his ass. The donkey turns around and calls me a jackass. Without skipping a beat, I slapped him again and said 'look who's talking?' You can't take shit from your animal bitches.

Jay on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Nothin' but class.

douglas on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 2:48 PM

name's on the door

Jay on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 2:48 PM

I actually did go out last night. It was pretty cool. But John shared way too much. Isn't that right John?

Jay on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 2:50 PM

And Marc, what's wrong with Final Fantasy XII? To be honest, I'd rather be at work than watch Maury.

Jay on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Hmm...Frank Cassel is awfully close to Frank Castle (the real name of the Punisher).

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/02/s...cted/index.html

Maybe that's how he was going to fund his one man war on crime.

adrian on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 3:11 PM

I would rather be at home spreading peanut butter on my balls...

adrian on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Oh shit Jay, I forgot to tell you that xcalibur is in the game so i can't be pissed. It is a two handed sword

Jay on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Ohhh...that makes sense. What about those other swords I was asking about. Masamune is in just about every one. It's also in other square soft games, like Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross.

adrian on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Masumune is is, also the Ragnorok. The artwork in the guide that shows the swords are awesome.

Jay on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Sweet. You just made my day, Adrian. Okay, that sounds a little gay.

Phil on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Wes: Panthers' Bertuzzi has back surgery, to miss 6-8 weeks
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/...e=ESPNHeadlines

Jay on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Go Panthers!

joe on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Go SOONERS!!

douglas on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Go Mountaineers!!!!

Phil on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 4:04 PM

we have two signups from russian e-mail addresses from a dude named Vincent Vega.

Isn't that Travolta's character's name in Pulp Fiction. Do I sign him up an account?

douglas on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 4:43 PM

yeah, that's travolta's name in pulp fiction

Marc on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 8:00 PM

I think Jay and I took a poll like this once while out. and the results were similar (although much less... like 100% of 4 people)
http://www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 02, 2006 at 9:57 PM

All I know is I really like those freshman for UK.

UK rolls 94-54!

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 6:55 AM

GO CARDS!!!!!!

JUST DON'T LOSE TO FUCKING RUTGERS...

Jay on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 8:00 AM

C A R D S Cards Cards Cards!

Jerome on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 8:27 AM

D-I-C-E Dice Dice Dice?

Jay on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 8:39 AM

Way to be a douchebag, Jerome.

douglas on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 8:59 AM

just for the record, i will root for u of l from here on out to win the championship, only b/c i live in louisville, and it would be good exposure for the city, and it could be fun to see what a football championship aura feels like. and yes, if u of l wins out, they deserve to be in the championship game. at the same time, it would not surprise one bit to see the cards go down to s. florida or pittsburgh, and i do hold the belief that if they do make it to the championship, ohio state or michigan will absolutely destroy them.

Jay on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 9:47 AM

No matter what, they are bringing exposure to our city. As long as they play well, I think we should be proud of them.

adrian on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 9:52 AM

The Frankfort Cardinals?

Phil on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Anyone going to be up for flag football this weekend?

How's the hammy, Joe?

Saturday
Some sunshine giving way to clouds. Winds from the SSE at 7 mph.
High: 55 °F

Sunday
Mostly cloudy. Winds from the S at 6 mph.
High: 57 °F

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Well I am a 1/2 step closer to my prediction of UofL beating WVU and losing to Pitt.

douglas on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 10:27 AM

so i fucked the shit out of an ostrich....

douglas on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 10:27 AM

i really ruffled his feathers

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 10:39 AM

twice?

douglas on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 10:46 AM

twice what? i'm just trying to pump some life into the site today

Jay on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 11:03 AM

Adrian, Louisville will always be my home.

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 11:14 AM

yeah did you ruffle its feathers twice?

adrian on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Who is the most dangerous person in the world...besides me

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story...rss&feed=12

Brock on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 12:44 PM

I've been dating Michelle for 6 years.... whoops.

douglas on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 12:58 PM

that article's a crock of shit, i don't believe that for a second

joe on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:01 PM

I'm on the DL for football. Cuban is out too. The hammy isn't too bad, but I think it is best to rest and rehab. Cuban has class on Saturday and work on Sunday.

Since I was taking the fireman written test today and the UL game was last night I simply said screw it and took today off. Sportscenter was fucking awesome exposure for the city since all they did was go back and forth UL football and Breeder's Cup at Churchill downs. Throw in WKU moving to D-I in football and the Lindsey Wilson game and the state had an all around good day.

It appears from TV this morning it is almost a concensus that as long as UL doesn't fuck up they will be in the championship game. Nobody thinks they can do shit in that game and people won't be happy they are in it, but they think they will be in it if they don't fuck up.

Brock on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:05 PM

If Louisville can stop a running QB like White with a solid RB behind him, like Slaton, then they have a good shot versus Ohio State. The only difference between O$U and West Virginia is that Troy Smith can actually throw and they have a defense that's worth a damn.

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Was he drunk?

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/coll...htm?POE=SPOISVA

Jerome on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:27 PM

What the ...?
http://www.anchorbayentertainment.com/gah/

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:29 PM

I have said it before and I will say it again. UofL's D is not championship caliber defense, however, their offense is very explosive. Basically for defense, these kids just try to throw themselves on the ground and trip up the runner or receiver, but it is nice to know that they don't have to stop the opposing team because chances are, they aren't going to be stopped either.

Wow I don't know who I would root for if OSU and UofL was in the final game. I seriously hate OSU, but then again I am a UK fan.

Jerome on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:36 PM

And now ... Evil Dead: The Musical
http://www.evildeadthemusical.com

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Jerome - that is great stuff right there and remember "Shop smart shop S-Mart".

joe on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Slaton is better then Pittman for OSU. I think Smith throwing to Ginn and Gonzalez would destroy our sad excuse for a secondary. OSU does have a better defense then WVU, but UL could still put up a lot of points against OSU. It would be a high scoring affair.

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Well that is true, but remember Texas has the #1 scoring offense in the land and OSU put the clamps down on them pretty easily. If OSU overpowers UofL in the trenches this one won't even be close, it all comes down to line play for UofL.

Jay on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 2:59 PM

One of the lexington DJ's I was listening to this morning threw out the question to his listeners "Is it okay, since UK football isn't going anywhere, to root for UL. Not in basketball, just football" I didn't get to hear any of the responses, but his cohost seemed to think it was okay. The guy was on the fence about it, but was leaning towards it being acceptable.

Jay on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:00 PM

Adrian, are you coming out tonight? I have a disc of stagger pics for you. And videos.

joe on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:02 PM

if anybody is doing anything tonight give me a call. I believe b-mac, douglas, laura and I are still planning on rocking out.

adrian on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:04 PM

Where are you going tonight, Jay?

adrian on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Honestly, I want OSU and Michigan to both get upset somehow and let Florida and the Cards Play. THen i want LSU and West Virginia to play in a Bowl. I am just sick and tired of all these dumb fucks saying the Big East is Better than the SEC. So lets put the best of the SEC vs the Best of the Big East and settle the shit.

Brock on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:07 PM

We could do that if there was a playoff, stupid BCS.

Phil on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Adrian, I think everyone in the big east would agree with you.

adrian on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Then again, I would also like to see Florida take on the Buckeyes. Fuck, there are so many match-ups that i would like to see. I agree with Brock, we need a playoff.

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:35 PM

Would you rather have UT or UF representing the SEC?

UT has a much higher explosive offense, but UF's defense is pretty damn good. I just want to see LSU light some people up, even if it is themselves.

Why can't we have a Big East vs. SEC football playoff like we are going to have for basketball?

Phil on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:39 PM

I think UT is going to get whoooooooped this weekend

Jay on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:40 PM

I don't know where I'm going tonight, Adrian. We'll figure something out. If there is something you want to do, let me know. I'm up for anything.

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:43 PM

UT and LSU at Neyland....UT barely lost to UF there and UF beat LSU. I don't think UT gets whooped by any means and if Jamarcus Russell doesn't show up, LSU loses.

Brock on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:49 PM

I smell a wager coming on.

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:50 PM

Nope no wager. I just respectfully disagree. However, if Jamarcus Russell is on his game, Philco would be exactly right and it would be very ugly.

adrian on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:56 PM

NO, It should be:

Florida Vs U of L
LSU vs West Virginia
Auburn vs Rutgers
Tennessee VS Cincy
Arkanasas vs Pitt

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 3:57 PM

UK and Syracuse? Consider that one a do-over from the bowl game that James Walen broke his arm in

Phil on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 4:04 PM

I'm calling it now - Fighting Illini over the Buckeyes. The Juice gets loose.

Brock on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 4:05 PM

I think UC should play Arkansas and Tennessee versus Pitt. The Razorbacks are streaky and I'd like to see that wild team take on the Bearcats stingy defense. Pitt is better than UC and Tennessee is better than Arkansas.

adrian on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 4:11 PM

I don't know Philco, I think OSU might edge them out if Ginn has the best game of his life.

Brock on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 4:21 PM

UC's Armien Kirkland joins Kelenna Azubuike on the NBDL's Fort Worth Flyers.

http://draftexpress.com/blogs.php?blogid=6

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Brock - who did James White just get cut by?

Brock on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 4:30 PM

Got cut by the Pacers, but just signed a 2-year deal with the Spurs. Indiana is dumb... they have to pay him 1.1 million and they waived him.

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 4:34 PM

Crawford getting ready to shake the rim in the game last night.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e...06/CRW_2801.jpg

Bigworm on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Was he a first rounder?

Brent on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 10:26 PM

Now I know why you all read Barney's blog everyday and watch "How I met your Mother" like its the View...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061104..._patrick_harris

Jerome on Friday, November 03, 2006 at 11:13 PM

what the fuck, Brent ... Just tell Joe there's no tooth fairy or easter bunny now.

Phil on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 12:36 AM

speaking of NOT being gay, it looks like we are on for Sunday at noon for football

Bigworm on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 8:35 AM

Funny.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15531249/?GT1=8717

Brock on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 1:15 PM

White was the first pick in the 2nd round, but he got a guaranteed contract, so he got a sweet deal. Must be nice collecting two million dollar contracts without doing anything.

I guess he knew what he was doing when he skipped his final exam last year, making him ineligible for the NIT games, and dicking UC over.

Jihad did the same thing, but he ain't making 2 mill this year, fucking retard.

If I ever see Jihad again, I'll refer him to Adrian for a swift kick in the ass.

Brock on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 1:16 PM

Joe's idol being gay just made me spit Rum all over the computer. Classic.

Brock on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 1:18 PM

Yes, its 1PM and I'm drinking... I'm Natty Sci, fuckin' back off, its after noon. Its not like I'm in Florida or anything.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 4:17 PM

UK 24 UGA 20!

One more game and we are bowl eligible!

douglas on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 6:13 PM

i like this article, but mainly b/c of the comments at the bottom:

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...519/1002/SPORTS

This dude that used to work in Lexington bashes the shit out of Pitino and Petrino after somebody else calls UofL classier than UK. It's hilarious.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 6:24 PM

That's great stuff right there Douglas.

Phil on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 7:10 PM

Fuck, LSU, you almost let me down.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 04, 2006 at 7:59 PM

Told you it was going to be a good game Philco. And just think what might had been had UT's receivers tried to catch the ball at the beginning of the game.

Also worth noting that UT was playing with their 2nd string Qb most of the game because Ainge got hurt.

Brent on Sunday, November 05, 2006 at 10:46 AM

Im out (hip) this week for flag football.

Phil on Sunday, November 05, 2006 at 10:58 AM

Mythbusters on "Do Pretty Girls Fart"
http://farts.typepad.com/farts/2006...rls_fart_b.html

Cuban on Sunday, November 05, 2006 at 4:06 PM

GO DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marc on Sunday, November 05, 2006 at 8:38 PM

I thought Phil would like this insurance commercial, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5rTJkfBhbQ) since it seemed to be based on the game Katamari Damacy, (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/08/k...into-real-life/) that I've seen him play a bunch at his apartment.

Bigworm on Sunday, November 05, 2006 at 9:24 PM

Saddam to die by hanging.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061106.../saddam_verdict

Phil on Sunday, November 05, 2006 at 10:52 PM

Here's a 360 game that you can buy, Joe!
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/20...ing-trailer.htm

stew on Sunday, November 05, 2006 at 11:04 PM

I just got back from Vegas yesterday and it changed my life!!! I love that place. I have so many stories, but unfortunately, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Well, i guess I can relate the story of one of my friends slapping girls with his penis in one upscale club. Nice!!

Jay on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 8:54 AM

Wow. So stew, aren't you coming back to Louisville sometime soon?

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 9:11 AM

Louisville is such a shitty city, just got this email at work:

"JPMorgan Chase employees are invited to attend the free Ryder Cup preview at 4th Street Live, 12:30 p.m. today, Monday, Nov. 6.

The first 500 people to show up will get a free limited-edition pin that says "The Cup, Louisville 2008." The first 2,000 will get a free miniature American flag.

The pro golfer who will be captain of the American Ryder Cup team will be introduced. State and local officials will unveil a large clock at 4th Street Live to count down the minutes to the Ryder Cup.

They also will announce plans for events during Ryder Cup week."

I feel like a C-A-R-D-S chant will be appropriate in the middle of this Ryder Cup preview.

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 9:33 AM

http://www.govdeals.com/eas/itmDisp...&acctID=237

I think we need this

Jay on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 10:02 AM

This site is dead today. You all missed a hell of a touch football game yesterday.

douglas on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 10:16 AM

i heard about the football game, sorry i missed it, fatherhood called. and stew, i have some vegas stories that only you'd believe b/c now you've experienced it and you know how absolutely fucked up things can get there. that is truly a wonderful place

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 10:37 AM

My arm is a little sore today from being all time QB yesterday.

Jay on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 10:39 AM

How is your leg doing?

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 10:50 AM

not bad, not bad at all. I think I am going to test it out after work today. Get a little run or bike ride in.

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 10:54 AM

I got a cold.

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 11:00 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sm_Xnl0l...ted&search=

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 11:01 AM

Phil, can you post that intramural basketball video you were talking about

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 11:08 AM

For the record, I'm kinda dissapointed that we didn't do that earlier. I've liked the idea of doing a "Wednesday Night Lights" show about flag football.

douglas on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 11:10 AM

holy shit, i used to love m.a.s.k.

Marc on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Hopefully, not to hurt Phil's talked-about TV reviews post... I really like Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. It is yet another great high-brow, fast-wit, multiple-character based "dramedy" from Aaron Sorkin. Although, Phil and I have discussed that most of the skits that show snippets of are not truly funny, which the show says that it is. However, the actual show itself, or the show-behind-the-show is the best part, which comes with great dialog and characters with depth. I read that NBC might pull the show from the air, which I hope doesn't happen because it is one of the best new shows in my opinion. and much better than 30 Rock (the other show about making a weekly sketch/variety show) Sorry Tina Fey. You're still hot to me though.

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 11:43 AM

We need to do the a Natty Sci football Documnetary

Brock on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Marc, you're in love with Tina Fey... aka Scarface?

douglas on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 12:08 PM

if we did a natty sci football documentary, we'd have to have one camera on bmac at all times, especially when he's the qb in the huddle

"I-I don't know guys, I think you should go long. If you don't go long, I think that's bullshit!"

douglas on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 12:09 PM

i do like the studio 60 show too, marc. but yeah, it's getting cancelled, apparently people are saying it's too 'smart' of a show for the average viewer, which says a lot about the general population

Jay on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 12:11 PM

I like that show too. It's not my favorite of the new season, but it is pretty good. However, as long as they keep heroes, I'm good to go.

Brock on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Football would be interesting, but Intramural basketball had a lot more plot-lines:

Shot Heard 'Round the World
The Truman Incident
Gangs of BU: Thad Life
The Bellarmine Massacre: Wrecking Crew Beginning
Benedict Arnold Goodloe
The Whining Game: Starring Crush
The Brangers Boxout
Blue Chips: Crush and Schweitzer
The Cross Country "Out-Run the other team without shooters" Era
Oh My Knee Dude
The Chop-Block Incident
Punking Out Eamon
Adrian "Sebastian Telfair" Goodloe
"Take it to the hole like a man, get swatted like a man"

Bigworm on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 12:36 PM

I just don't find Studio 60 to be a good show. Watched it for a few minutes here and there but nothing happened that would keep my interest. When I watch TV it is as if I have ADD so stuff must be going on or something must be kind of funny.

Bigworm on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 12:37 PM

For the record I wasn't benedict arnold....I just got tired of all the little bitching amongst everyone. Regardless you guys can call me the Karl Malone of BU Intramurals....I joined a good team and still didnt' win the jacket.

Bigworm on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Myron Pryor laying that UGA wr out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoOxP8plpoA

Jay on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 1:05 PM

I think we can agree, both IM football and IM basketball had their fair share of moments.

Bigworm on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 1:06 PM

Hell ya. I'd love to play basketball again.

Jay on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 1:52 PM

I'd be up for basketball some time. As long as you all remember that I am worse at that than I am football.

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 2:00 PM

I was going more for a documentary of

Jay on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 2:01 PM

Oh...Who wants to watch a 2 on 2 with you as all time QB?

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 2:01 PM

whoops didn't mean to say it yet....us playing football at seneca park in preperation for the return of natty sci football to which ever league we end up joining if we do.

Dave on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 2:02 PM

Didn't we have a Natty Sci all girl basketball team with Michelle, the twins, and Katie?

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 2:06 PM

2 on 2 football is significant because it shows how low we have sunk before our championship run. We were there for when we had to pick up a random accountant and go co-ed just to field 3 on 3 with an all time QB. We can look back during our championship celebration and say remember when we couldn't get more then 5 people to play. Look how far we have come.

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 2:06 PM

la femme natty sci

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 2:33 PM

I have a couple of people from working willing to play on Sunday. It's looking like another nice day.

Let's try to get 7 on 7.

Jay on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Yeah, la Femme Natty sci was Jennifer Beavin, Katie Payne, Michelle and Jennifer (I cant remember there last name), Michelle Bunger, and Sara Adams. It seems like there were a couple more. Did Abby ever play basketball? Or just volleyball?

Brock on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 2:46 PM

I think Dawn played with them too.

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Had this been the ocho as described at Wick's Pizza that one night this guy would be way cooler.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/coll...ocho-212653.php

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 3:33 PM

the best part of that post was the comment "I'd start quoting Dodgeball, but I'd rather make people laugh."

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 3:36 PM

speaking of quotes, did anyone catch The Simpsons last night? What was Homer's quote about Arby's?

joe on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 3:46 PM

"If I can keep Arby's down I can keep this down" referring to the inside of the meteor

Jay on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 3:49 PM

That's right. I think she might have. I just remember they were as terrible as we were. Which was saying something.

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Big Jay with one of the worst Fantasy Football performances of all time.

New Man Law: If you aren't going to check your fantasy team at least once a week and make a passing attempt to field one then don't sign up.

Jerome on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 4:10 PM

So - you say the dude that plays Barney is gay?

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 4:11 PM

One year anniversary of the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of man kind
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;lid=tab2pos2

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 4:17 PM

I'm a big fan of the article just for him comparing banging cheerleaders to the goldbach conjecture. The article started strong but could have finished stronger.

I've liked a lot of Wright Thompson's stuff on Page 2. He should write more.

Bigworm on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 5:57 PM

That must mean that Phil is mad because I haven't traded him a goalie yet.

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 6:04 PM

The goalie trade actually worked out pretty well for me. Manny fell apart last week (he got pulled in two games) and Christobol Huet is back in his starting roll and even picked up a shutout. So I got to keep the now #2 player in the league and picked up a goalie, who while not as good as Manny, is still one of the best in the league.

In retrospect I should have realize that I was giving up too much when I made a trade offer in response to someone else's trade. I'm a real reactionary sometimes.

Phil on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 6:06 PM

Oh yeah, so if anyone wants a goalie I've got too many, but they are too good to just drop into the waiver pool

Brock on Monday, November 06, 2006 at 10:19 PM

http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 8:35 AM

Maybe Swarley is just a temporary thing like Barney being gay:

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

Swarley.com is a real site

douglas on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 8:57 AM

i hate to say it, but that show it slowing losing it, last night really wasn't that good

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 9:04 AM

I'm trying to translate this to football for the WVU game:

http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/colum...&id=2306416

douglas on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 9:12 AM

that's an insider article and can't read it

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 9:13 AM

That is crap

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 9:20 AM

Main key here

The Old Money Principle (2): Look up at the ceiling of your gym and count the banners. If your school has won three or more national titles in its history, you shall not rush the floor at any time. Schools affected: UCLA (11 titles), Kentucky (seven), Indiana (five), North Carolina (four), Duke (three). Your program has won big games before. Act like it.
The Old Money Principle clearly puts the Indiana student body in violation of The Forde Minutes' protocol. Especially when the vanquished team, Illinois, owns zero national titles of its own. How terribly tacky.
The Illini did not even qualify for a Minutes Protocol Exception (3), which states that if your august basketball program has hit the skids to a dispiriting degree (Indiana has missed the last two NCAA Tournaments), a storming is allowable under certain conditions:

Condition A (4): The opponent is ranked No. 1 and/or undefeated at least halfway through the season (14 or more games). Illinois was merely ranked fifth in the ESPN/USA Today coaches' poll and already had a loss on the season.
Condition B (5): Your august program defeats a top-five team on a suitably miraculous shot (25 feet or farther) at the buzzer, spurring spontaneous joy that overrides better impulses. (The Indiana-Illinois game went down to the wire, but it wasn't won at the buzzer on a prayer.)
Condition C (6): You are so intoxicated that you cannot remember the opponent's ranking, or how many titles your school has won. But be forewarned that The Minutes will not pay your bail if you're the lone trespasser on the court and wind up in cuffs.
Condition D (7): You see college hoops fan Ashley Judd (8) sitting at the other end of the court, and you know that the shortest distance to her is a straight line.

Jerome on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 10:03 AM

I voted this morning and my chad is hanging out of my jeans right now.

Jay on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 10:04 AM

I missed how I met your mother last night. They showed a UK game here instead. Although I remembered this morning that I also get WLKY, and could have watched it. But I am a dumbass.

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 10:22 AM

I'm saving my votes for after work.

Remember Burket '08 for St. Matthew's City Council.

Jay on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 10:27 AM

I'll buy a residence there just for that purpose, Joe. That will be our Natty Sci stronghold.

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Just imagine a natty sci election day throwdown ya'll. That would be the best campaign headquarters ever.

What is my platform, world domination?

stew on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 10:39 AM

This guy will be sleeping on the couch for awhile!! I think it was worth it though.
http://www.break.com/index/darth_wake_up.html

douglas on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 10:52 AM

i want to be the speechwriter....

i would like to thank all the rejects and degenerates who moved to st. matthews just to boost my votes, all my neighbors who've put up with me and my delinquent friends thru the years, i'd like to thank all the donkey fuckers out there, give a shout out to the big guy upstairs, who somehow has kept us alive thru all the dumb shit we've done. and lastly, how could i forget natty sci, the biggest bunch of drunk geeks and dumbasses in the world, and under my control, these minions will help in my domination of first st. matthews, and then the world. thank you all for voting for me, and allowing me to rock st. matthews with my cock out for four more years!

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 11:08 AM

st. matthews city council can't be that hard of a job

Jay on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 11:37 AM

I guess you just have to make sure the laws coincide with louisville metro laws. Your first order of business? Make sure the St. Matthew's bars can sell booze all night long.

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 11:41 AM

Hey Douglas, I need to get rid of one of my goalies and you need goalies. I'll trade you Christobol Huet for someone. You have Huet's backup on your team as your #2 guy so this is a bit of an upgrade

douglas on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 11:51 AM

send me something, i have no idea who huet is or who is backup is, or what team he plays for, so just send me a trade and i'll talk a look at it.

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 11:55 AM

what about legalizing prostitution?

douglas on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:01 PM

a man of great ideas

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:10 PM

my boy colin cowherd just said "of all the big east teams Louisville makes me throw up in my mouth the least." He did go on to say that if Bush wasn't hurt this offense would be the top offense in the country and that they have played well despite injuries and that they at least tried to get good teams on their schedule.

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:16 PM

Colin struck up this debate, tougher conference:

SEC Footballl
Big East Basketball

douglas on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:31 PM

here's a good article for you u of l fans:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2652449

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Here's video of the Wisconsin game fiasco
http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com...-exploited.html

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Douglas, if you are trying to get Joe or I riled up about something we are probably the wrong people to be aiming towards. Neither of us think Louisville will be in the national championship game.

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:39 PM

I liked the comment to where someone mentioned putting your whole damn team out on the field to recover the onside kick and let the clock die that way. although I guess it does increase the chance of someone having the ball deflect off them so at least 30 of them will have to be on "kill everyone" missions with the other 40 or so going after the ball

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:43 PM

My mindset right now is that there is a shot UL can go to the championship, if they do go fuck ya that is awesome

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:44 PM

and for what it's worth, the counter point to the article Douglas posted:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/colum...&id=2651640

But seriously, Louisville will play Boise State in their bowl game. If UConn, Pitt or USF get within 30 points of Louisville they'll drop out of the top 5.

Jay on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 12:46 PM

Let's just hope that USF doesn't do what they did last year.

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Douglas, trade proposed. Huet for Chris Pronger

Jerome on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Just ordered today for my office decor:

"Hey, Jerome. What's in the box?"
"Seven foot black man"

http://www.inflatabledefender.com/

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 2:19 PM

My basketball team at work has been looking for a big man to stop beau zach smith

douglas on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 2:40 PM

i actually agree more with the second article defending louisville to be honest, louisville is winning all their games, they're doing it handily, and they're doing it against the best schedule they can get. yes the schedule sucks, but they'll never have an sec schedule. if they win out, they deserve a shot to get demolished by ohio state/michigan

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Phil - trades come down to making sure your trade benefits your team. You can give up the #2 player in the league if you have other players at the same position who can post comparable stats and if you obtain another player at a different position who just flat out gets it done better than anyone else you have then you arethe big winner.

Must look at things collectively. In my opinoin, I'd rather keep my goalies and leave people drooling and playing the what if game, just like college football coaches and fans. There is no playoff in football like there are no trades from WG.

It is what it is.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 3:26 PM

UofL might be able to beat those guys. Granted I do love to watch some defenses get after it, but with 11 guys on the field UofL might just be able to throw themselves on the opponents feet and hope they trip over them or something. That combination with their high powered balanced offense will make anyone play them honest and in my opinion will be a good game.

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 3:28 PM

hey, i'm not complaining. The no trade worked out great. I would have gotten taken to the cleaners on it.

Jerome on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 3:30 PM

It's good Wes didn't take that trade I offered him that would've landed him Michael Vick (offered before the PIT and CIN games) for Julius Jones. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm drooling at how bad ass Vince Young is right now. It - most definitely - is what it is.

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Gears of War is getting some good reviews. My copy should arrive tomorrow
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/act...war/review.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Jerome - I never saw your trade, but probably would have accepted because my QB situation is horrible.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 3:53 PM

I do have to say that I do like Julius Jones....L. Jordan and you can have because the raiders line is shit.

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 3:57 PM

humping the harry statue not as cool:

http://thefyc.blogspot.com/2006/11/...-oh-my-god.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Wow this guy is ripping UofL and UK amongst others.

http://www.sportsline.com/columns/story/9782655/2

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Damn you Jerome - no I am imagining the "What if" if I actually subbed my players every week and had a QB to put up points. I mean shit, I may have won 3 games.

douglas on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 4:27 PM

So....do u know how hard it is to fuck a monkey? Monkies are very small and very fast, so they're difficult to catch. I've found the best way is to put a banana in your pants to attract them, and when they come running, you hit them in the head with the skillet you're hiding behind your back (or baseball bat, whatever, that's not important). What is important, however, is that for the few minutes they're knocked out, you tie those fuckers down, cuz they don't stay out for very long. I've found it's also helpful to blow marijuana smoke in their face to calm them down as well. Now once you got them tied down in whatever position you want, you wait for them to wake up, and then you fuck them. It's not bad to do them while they're knocked out, but it's a lot more fun to fuck them while they are trying to wiggle free but can't because of the restraints.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 4:31 PM

This is a great article.

http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9783470/1

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 4:51 PM

38. I ask Tardio and Weatherholt when the last time Kentucky beat Georgia. Both are silent for a moment, thinking. Then Weatherholt says, "It hasn't been that long -- 1996, I think." Welcome to Kentucky football, where 10 years in a row of losses is the blink of an eye.

douglas on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 5:42 PM

it's finally happened:
http://music.msn.com/music/article....25&GT1=7702

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 6:21 PM

ha, ha, more fantasy hockey shit because I know you care!

Douglas, what are you talking about your guys are better than Huet?

Huet for the season is ranked #76 overall (17th best goalie). Over the past month he's 36th overall (12th best goalie). Over the past week he's 5th overall in the league and the #1 ranked goalie.

Not counting your #1 guy - Kari Lehtonen who hasn't even started the past 3 games for Atlanta - your best is David Aebischer at #112, the 23rd best goalie. Over the past month he was the 121st overall in the league and the 29th best goalie. More importantly: He's Huet's backup (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/teams/mon/depthchart). Ollie the Goalie is 172 overall in the league and is the 46th best goalie in the league for the season.

I'm not trying to screw you here. You need goalies and I need more freakin' offense. But you do only have four with one listed day to day so trading for a defensemen was kinda silly.

Hmmm, what would it take to move on up and take Joe Thornton (currently ranked #57 in the league) or Markus Nasland (#123) off your hands? They are both ranked pretty high at the beginning of the season but things haven't gone great for either one of those guys because of trades. But I understand if you don't feel like letting them go. That's why I initially asked for Pronger.

joe on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 6:35 PM

woohoo I passed the written portion of the firefighter test

Brock on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 6:49 PM

Congrats Joe, you aren't a total retard.

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 10:32 PM

Man, the Miami message board is going absolutely apeshit over Pata getting murdered.

stew on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 11:10 PM

Good Pat Forde article, finally, someone who lays out a good case for the Cards. Oh and he gives a shout-out to Flanagan's at the end.

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 11:36 PM

Yeah, the shout out to Flanagan's was pretty cool. He gave a shot out to Beer Depot last year.

http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/colum...&id=2147048

Phil on Tuesday, November 07, 2006 at 11:41 PM

Dan Rather on the Daily Show was freaking hilarious.

I'm still laughing from him saying "Ran away with it like a Hobo with a Sweet Potato Pie"

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:49 AM

Yeah here is an article to the whole Bryan Pata murder.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2653361

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:53 AM

For all the baseball fans....Johnny Sain dead at 89.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?sl...p&type=lgns

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 7:56 AM

Forde has also done shout outs to Pat's steakhouse and the BBC.

Also, it feels good to know I am not a complete retard. Cheap sense of satisfaction, accomplishment. I got to where I am not because I am retarded but by a total lack of ambition. Hardwork and dedication are for the weak.

adrian on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 7:58 AM

Three different versions of Halo 3...wtf?

http://www.gamestop.com/gs/halo3/

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 8:27 AM

Daily Show mid term special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FcZJqqA2AI

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 8:56 AM

Wow 3 different versions....I think I might have to buy Legendary.

Jerome on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 8:58 AM

Who out there is gonna do PS3? Who's buying wii? Who's getting both?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 9:07 AM

I'll probably get Wii and Xbox 360.

Wii for: The Legend of Zelda and MarioKart when it is available. (In fact I might go buy the MarioKart for N64......It's all about the LDGS!

adrian on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 9:17 AM

Supposedly Nintendo is shipping 4 times more Wii's then Sony is shipping PS3. I asked a guy at Gamestop what are the chances of picking up a PS3 before years end and he just laughed.

I would like to get a PS3 and a Wii. The Wii seams more feasible and about half of the playstation price so i might just stick with the nintendo for now.

Jay on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 9:22 AM

I will probably get a Wii at some point. I would like to get a PS3 down the line, only for FFXIII. It won't be for a while though.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 9:53 AM

On the lines of video games and me not being retarded, my 3 or 4 year old neighbor has this thing where if my door is unlocked he will run in my house and run around my house until i carry him out the door and lock him out. His 3rd grade brother chased him in yesterday and tried to get him out of my house until he saw my x-box 360 and and madden '07. The 3rd grader ran his mouth about how good he is at video game football and trash talked me and challenged me to a game so I had to defend my honor, and beat him 40-14. So I am at least playing madden at a 4th grade level. It is hard to not curse while playing video games. I substituted fatty for fucker. "catch the ball fatty" and "run fatty run" just don't emphasize my point like I want to.

Jay on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Well done joe. That reminds me of the time wes and I went to gattiland, and there was a class of kids there (I want to say they were about 6th grade). Well wes and I proceded to get our asses handed to us at Tekken 3. At one point, as wes was putting in another quarter, the kid looked at him and said "You're just going to lose". Wes did it anyway.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:01 AM

My only saving grace was knowing that I had more quarters than he did. However, I guess when you only use 1 quarter and play all day long it doesn't really matter.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:09 AM

http://www.whas11.com/election/2006/race171.htm

3,141 votes would get me on St. Matthew's City Council. I have 2 guarenteed votes, me and a guy I work with. 3,139 to go.

Possible campaign slogans

Burket - The man the legend
Burket - Time to put the women and children to bed and go huntin' for dinner
Burket - Why wouldn't you?
Burket - I'm doin' it for the ladies
Burket - What is the worst that can happen?
Burket - Scandal free since '93
Burket - St. Matthew's Party Liason
Burket - I won an X-box 360, god loves me

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:11 AM

Burket '08 - Go ahead vote for the other guy, I will burn this place to the ground

Jerome on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:20 AM

A vote for Joe Burket is a vote for a St. Matthews Strip Club

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:24 AM

Burket '08 - this is one job I will finish

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:25 AM

Burket '08 - Whiskey dick and hell bound

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Did anyone vote yesterday?

Did anyone have a County Commissioner on their ballot?

I am scheduled in the "A" district for County Commissioner (there are 3 districts A, B and C). I am interested if these positions even exist, therefore, I emailed metro louisville last night for information.

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:29 AM

i'm pissed, fuckin' jerry is still our shitty mayor

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:41 AM

My buddy Terry at work volunteered to help with my campaign. He assured me the 3 black votes in St. Matthews.

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:48 AM

all u gotta do is promise to open a chicken and chittlins restaurant in st. matthews to get the black vote

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Downard had the backing of the police, Fire and EMTs. Those are 3 groups of people I want to be happy. It just seems to make sense for our own safety and well being.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:50 AM

I am promising to fight to bring White Castle back

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:51 AM

more people are concerned with u of l always being happy than the police and firemen i guess

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:53 AM

One bad thing downard did was say how Louisville is currently a walking death trap the same time that it was voted one of the safest places to live

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 10:56 AM

anyone have a problem with voter fraud and claiming you live at my house?

Jay on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 11:22 AM

Joe, as much as we drink and crash at your house, it's not really that big of a stretch.

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 11:45 AM

to further jay's point, considering whenever i answer the phone at your house, and it's never a surprise to whoever is calling that i'm answering, then yeah, it's not that big of a stretch

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 12:07 PM

I believe if you have figured out the doorknob, answered the phone, mopped the floor, slept there multiple times or refilled the ice cube trays I think you have residency.

Brock on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 12:31 PM

So instead of building a second story for your garage to make a bar, you could just put in a bunch of bunk-beds and call it the Natty Sci Dormitory.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Another one of my campaign managers just hit a brilliant idea. election day is 1 year and 364 days away. Do you realize how many people in St. Matthews will turn 18 in that time? My target is the 16 and 17 year olds.

Jerome on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Joe Burket - A man for all ages

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 12:46 PM

not one of those old guys who will die in office

adrian on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 12:47 PM

Supposedly Nintendo is launching Wii with 4,000,000 units. Sony is launching PS3 with 200,000 - 400,000 units.

Phil on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 12:47 PM

I'm surprised Jerome didn't volunteer to go door to door looking for 16 year old girls.

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 1:25 PM

because of my extreme patriotism, i will volunteer for that position myself

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 1:53 PM

is this campaign a joke that has potential to go 1 step too far and I actually get on the ballot? I see it as a loss I lose nothing while a win I'm a fucking council person.

Brock on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 1:59 PM

The title of this Post has eerily become a theme.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:08 PM

I just want a white castle back in St. Matthews

Phil on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Last night at trivia Marcus "Social Studies" Brodie fucking destroyed everyone at Trivia.

We only missed 3 points all night until the bonus question where we waged zero and still won by 20+.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:15 PM

just the 2 of you all

Phil on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:18 PM

uh, tall laura was there along with Jen & her sister. But it was mainly Marcus throwing down the knowledge with me answering sports questions.

But I think Marc could have gotten the baseball one. Hell, a retarded 12 year old girl should know it: Name the MLB Career Strikeout leader. The other one was a bonus that I thought was easy too: Name the four NBA teams that won a championship in the 90s.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:22 PM

bulls (6), rockets (2), pistons in 1990 and a guess on spurs in 2000

stew on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:39 PM

Why does it seem that every election, a dead person wins a seat??
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15622299/

Phil on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:40 PM

spurs won in 99. A lot of people forgot about the Pistons or assumed that the Lakers won in 99 (they won in 2000).

But besides thinking that the year 2000 fell into the 1990s you are correct Joe.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:40 PM

the season being split into 2 years through me off

Phil on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:42 PM

ah yes, Turner is far better than I am at asking the questions to clear up any confusion.

Jerome on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 2:48 PM

A glimpse at the future: "Batting 7th, right-fielder, Rick Ankiel"

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2654068

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:14 PM

I think I found the political office for natty sci. This is the email I received back from Metro Government inquiring about County Commissioners.

COUNTY COMMISSIONERS

BY STATE LAW, ALL KENTUCKY COUNTIES MUST HAVE POSITIONS FOR A COUNTY JUDGE EXECUTIVE AND COMMISSIONERS. HOWEVER, SINCE MERGER (1/6/2003), THESE POSITIONS ARE IN NAME ONLY AND THE ELECTED OFFICIALS HAVE NO DUTIES, SALARIES OR OFFICES.

If interested in the position in future elections, you would need to contact the Board of Elections at 574-6100 for details.

Thank you,

MetroCall

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:18 PM

screw that I want no duties, but have an office and a salary

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:22 PM

looks good on the resume, plus i bet u could pick up bitches with the line, yeah, i'm a city commissioner, how u like that shit? okay, if u insist we can go back to my place and do it in the city commissioner's house.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Can we start calling my house campaign headquarters?

Barry on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:24 PM

not bad
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...lbag/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:33 PM

And what does every campaign HQ need?

A kitchen couch and a stripper pole!

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:34 PM

Jay and Marc - need a portable stage for New Years?

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:35 PM

the bathroom is now renamed the war room

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:50 PM

anyone know where I can get these cups?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjm9...AMmHk&eurl=

Jay on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Yeah, we definitely need a stage. I told joe that I would help build it. Also, if we are going to all chip in for a tent and catering, I would like to request equipment rental be thrown in there too. I am going to go to Doo Wop shop this weekend and check out some equipment. I don't think it should be that much.

Marc on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 3:57 PM

If t-shirts (for New Years) are still an idea. I like the idea of planning them at least this month, so that we can have more time to change them around and find a better printer than the BUSM t-shirt printer. I still wear it. But it looks NOTHING like St. Matthews. NOR a mushroom cloud... I'm just saying.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:00 PM

So we got a lot to do

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:03 PM

tshirts should be easy, don't we already know where to go? and the prices? as for the stage and bar, that's just us getting drunk and playing with power tools one night, pretty easy really.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:04 PM

We need it stable enough that Jay and Marc don't die

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:04 PM

I prefer drunk power tools in the day

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:07 PM

then it's just us getting drunk one day and playing with power tools, same principle, new time. and as long as they don't die before they play free bird it's cool, otherwise it'd be a real tragedy.

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:09 PM

we don't need any new years tragedies

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:19 PM

so who's inviting lisa?

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:21 PM

u mentioned new year's tragedies so naturally i thought of her first

Brock on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:23 PM

So is there still a possibility of a Thanksgiving Halloween Party?

joe on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:27 PM

I considered burning myself with that one but i figured I would leave it open for you all to take

douglas on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 4:51 PM

it was really too easy, like i didn't enjoy it that much b/c it was just expected

Barry on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 7:50 PM

douglas, i'll see if lisa can come, but joe has to promise to satisfy her or keep his pants on.

Brent on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 9:24 PM

That fight I was telling you about the other day. The guy looks like he just woke up, "What, I have to fight....o.k., who's the guy?"

http://www.fighttips.com/core/index...sg491;topicseen

Brent on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 9:25 PM

Here's his older brother...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...fight&hl=en

Phil on Wednesday, November 08, 2006 at 9:47 PM

New York Times goes to Brooklyn to compare Dominoes' pizza with the the real deal:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/08/d...&ei=5087%0A

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 8:06 AM

C-A-R-D-S!!!!

Jerome on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 8:49 AM

This ranks up there with "The Shining"
http://www.break.com/index/office_space_recut.html

Jay on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 8:53 AM

I'm off work tomorrow. I'm so excited. It's like friday today. Sweet.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 8:54 AM

You suck

Jay on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 9:08 AM

Whatever, you probably get as many, if not more days off a year than I do.

Jay on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 9:08 AM

I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Lou Ferrigno. HULK SMASH!

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 9:36 AM

Rapper Pepa (Salt-N-Pepa) is 37. Rapper Scarface (Geto Boys) is 37. Singer Nick Lachey (98 Degrees) is 33. Rhythm-and-blues singer Sisqo (Dru Hill) is 28.

douglas on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 9:40 AM

on a side note, u mentioned nick lachey, and i thought of jessica simpson, and i saw dukes of hazzard last night on hbo. the movie is horribly unfunny, but jessica simpson looks fucking unbelievable in this movie. u can basically fast forward thru all the parts with any dude in it and get to her, her body is fucking amazing in this movie.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 9:48 AM

And let me show you who's body isn't amazing. Britney Spears.

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=1157

Phil on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 9:51 AM

The answer to the question I know I have been asking:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/bes.../219702863.html

Brock on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 9:58 AM

J-Max, Michelle's favorate Bearcat, is making some noise in the NBA.

This is how you dunk!
http://broadband.nba.com/cc/playa.p...dotn_061108.asx

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Rutgers students are pretty pumped about tonight. Look at the line for tickets:

http://rutgers.rivals.com/showmsg.a...988&style=2

Church on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 10:48 AM

http://fantasycongress.org/fc/
League Name: Fake Government

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:08 AM

I have to draw the line somwehere

douglas on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:20 AM

i already watch espn religiously on weekends to keep up w/ stats for football, i can't watch cnn and msnbc to keep up with congress

Phil on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:44 AM

So who is up for football this weekend? I'm sick - real sick - so unless this clears up quickly I might be out.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:47 AM

There is a reason they call me “the man the legend.”
3 of my buddies and I left our building and crossed the street to 4th Street Live on our way to CVS for some Gatorade. The 4 of us passed these 3 girls and I kept walking thinking nothing of it. One of my buddies asked, “Did you know that dark haired girl?”
“No, why?”
“Apparently she wanted you dead.”
As they walked by their laughter died and the dark haired girl’s face turned to rage and she stared me down as if she was plotting my death in her head.
My buddy said, “I didn’t know whether to punch the bitch in the face or claim I didn’t know you. She looked ready to throw down if we didn’t have numbers.”
Terry exclaimed, “Stay away from me you are going to get me killed. I got a wife and kid at home.”

I really have no clue who this chick was, but my office reputation has completely changed. This story is slowly spreading through the building.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:49 AM

One guy just texted me "She's got 'scary stalker chick' written all over her."

Phil on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:50 AM

She sounds kinda hot

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:52 AM

she didn't look to bad from the back. Good enough for my buddies to check out.

Jay on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:53 AM

Awesome. Earlier, Amber and I had a 20 minute conversation about masturbation, which turned into a 10 minute conversation about gay guys. I'm not exactly sure how the segue went.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Please tell me it had nothing to do with you masturbating to gay guys.

Jay on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:59 AM

No, they weren't really connected it was just a strange change of topic.

Jay on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:59 AM

And I'm out this bitch!

Phil on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 12:02 PM

Wait, jay just came out?

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Work survey:

How many drinks of alcoholic beverages do you have in a typical week?
(one drink = one beer, glass of wine, shot of liquor or mixed drink.) drinks
How would you describe your drinking habits?
Have you ever felt that you should cut down on your drinking? -YesNo
Have people ever annoyed you by criticizing your drinking? -YesNo
Have you ever felt bad or guilty about your drinking? -YesNo
Have you ever had a drink first thing in the morning to steady your nerves or get rid of a hangover? -YesNo

I think I should lie it isn't anonymous

Phil on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 12:25 PM

I think I just broke a rib sneezing.


It was worth it.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 12:38 PM

I put on average 6 drinks a week after consulting Chris. This survey said I am a light drinker and overweight. Stupid surveys.

Brock on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 12:41 PM

I'll be in town this weekend, so I could round up a couple of my brothers for football if everyone isn't completely DL this weekend.

Otherwise, I'd be up for throwing 'bows on the Seneca basketball court. I'm curious to see how "Roid-rage" Payton plays now that he's a freak of nature offensive lineman now.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 12:44 PM

I'm on the DL still. I can be a body but an ineffective one. I can jog striaght lines and throw.

Phil on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 12:45 PM

6 drinks a week? I think I pissed out more alchohol than that in a given week back in the day.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Last week was easily in the 20s. I have some slow weeks here and there to average things out.

Green Baron on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 2:15 PM

I got a question.
Since when did we start dressing our pilots like Dark Helmet?
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/061108/...7042a36e4008fd4

Bigworm on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 2:36 PM

Joe - you might want to lie so they just don't make you go to AA meetings.

Dave on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 2:47 PM

The Best quote from Wes's Link from KentuckySportsRadio.com

“Now, I hate Louisville in more ways than Paris Hilton likes to take the D.”



Dave on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 2:50 PM

With all that being said, I hope Louisville stomps Rutgers.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 2:58 PM

and we unleash the secret weapon, bionic legged Michael Bush

douglas on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 3:04 PM

i was watching cold pizza at lunch when i was working out, and they had ray buchanan (ul alum) and bill bellamy (rutgers alum) arguing for like 5 minutes solid about why their school's gonna' win. bellamy's only real argument was "we got the sopranos behind us, you really think u of l wants to piss off the sopranos?" (James Gandolfini graduated from Rutgers too) Ray Buchanan kept responded you all mean nothing to us, you're a blip on our radar screen on our way to the BCS.

douglas on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 3:07 PM

it was just funny b/c on nationally televised sports shows you expect arguments with merit, you know, breaking down game film or defensive schemes or something from people who know what the fuck they're talking about, and they had bill bellamy (comedian) going up again buchanan (ex-nfl player, but didn't know shit about u of l or rutgers) arguing with each other like some nine year olds. What made it funnier was they let them do it non stop for like 5 minutes.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 3:34 PM

Ray Buchanan's arguement should have been, "are you still on that show Fastlane?" Is Buchanan on UL Ray's brother?

Phil on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 3:44 PM

Bobby Buchanan is Ray's younger brother

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 3:44 PM

I thought so.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 4:01 PM

Yeah you would have thought they might of had 2 people who atleast knew football.

joe on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 4:03 PM

not lee corso

douglas on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 4:05 PM

buchanan knows football, he just wasn't acting like it, he was brought down by bellamy's child-like behavior and resorted to a "who's got the bigger dick" argument.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 4:46 PM

I know he knows football, but in order to have a decent conversation the other guy needs to know. I wasn't saying he didn't know, just makes you wonder why they didn't get someone from Rutgers who knows football.

Brock on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:09 PM

Prediction: UC 17 Rutgers 14, ending their undefeated season.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:21 PM

Prediction: UC loses

Bigworm on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:40 PM

Actually I don't know really. Brock does Rutgers play UC at home or is Cinci coming into their stadium?

Marc on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:42 PM

Just to give ideas of visuals since Joe wants to build a bar.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...amp;btnG=Search

Phil on Thursday, November 09, 2006 at 11:47 PM

We've reached new low. People are now submitting google search results...

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 12:05 AM

Yeah normally we are the google search result.

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 8:18 AM

cartoons kick ass:

http://www.joesportsfan.com/column.php?storyid=277

adrian on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 9:04 AM

You know what also kicks ass? The Rutgers!

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 9:04 AM

It's about time

http://sportspickle.com/features/vo...08-paterno.html

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 9:28 AM

come on guys, i don't need a slow day today. i won't even heckle you UL fans about how your season is virtually meaningless now, just come on out to play on natty sci

Brock on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 9:34 AM

Rutgers comes to Cincy... and the Bearcats apparently know how to play defense. I'll make a firmer statement after I see how they perform in Morgantown this Saturday.

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 9:45 AM

Well Brock, I wouldn't be surprised Cinci did beat Rutgers...Cinci has a pretty solid team and played the CARDS pretty well.

adrian on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 9:48 AM

Brock, I hope Cincy gets matched up with an SEC team in a bowl game. I really do.

adrian on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 9:50 AM

Wait a minute...you have to make it to a bowl game first. What is Cincy's record?

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 9:56 AM

that was a well deserved 50 minute break. Stare at my monitor for an hour then wander downtown looking for a good breakfast for almost an hour. "Down to Lunch" has damn good sausage biscuits.

adrian on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Question:

Say if West Virginia beats Rutgers and that would make Rutgers, WV and UL with one loss in the Big East. How is it determined who will play in the BCS bowl for the Big East?

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:05 AM

I don't think anybody knows

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:09 AM

i heard this on espn this morning, the team with the highest bcs ranking determines the big east champ

adrian on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:18 AM

That makes sense. I thought it was kind of funny today when a louisville fan came into work this morning and said "Oh Well, it is basketball season now." I was like dude, you still have a chance at damn good bowl game.

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:20 AM

it doesn't matter, ul is so hyped up for the championship that anything less than that is still a disappointment

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Ignore if you guys have seen this before, but a HS player leaps over a defender to score.

http://www.break.com/index/high_sch...s_defender.html

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Too bad Gay jumped offsides, who knows what would have happened then.

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:47 AM

I said the same thing today. I can focus on basketball season now. The BCS is still an option, but whatever happens it is a let down.

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:48 AM

Fucking State University of New Jersey

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:49 AM

why'd you hang up on me last night joe? what kind of world is it when a guy can't heckle his friends after his team loses the biggest game of their program's history?

Brock on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:50 AM

UC is 5-4 with losses to O$U, Va Tech, Pitt, and UofL. They just have to beat UConn to be bowl eligible. Wins over WVU or Rutgers would just be gravy. This is all considering Notre Dame doesn't dick the Big East over and snatch up one of their bowl bids because they couldn't qualify for a top tier bowl.

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:50 AM

It was you? I just heard C and had enough.

Cuban on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:51 AM

Rutgers for a national championship

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:51 AM

yeah, it was me, you hung up right after i started the chant and i was laughing my ass off in the car

Brock on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:53 AM

What's hilarious is that Rutgers and Boisie St could go undefeated, and everyone else loses 1 game, and neither of the only two undefeated teams would have ANY shot at the title. The BCS is fucked up.

Cuban on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Boise St. doesn't matter, they have the weakets schedukle in the NCAA.

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 10:59 AM

Brock that isn't entirely true. Yes 6 games gets you bowl elligbile, however, they must go to a bowl game that has a Big East tie in. You cannot make a bowl game as an at-large bid unless you have a winning record.

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:01 AM

there's supposed to be reps from the almighty chick-fil-a bowl at the uk-vandy game this weekend. i think it's probably a given uk should finish w/ 7 wins, but if we could somehow manage to beat TN and end up w/ 8 wins, UK would actually go to a pretty solid bowl game.

Brock on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:15 AM

The Big East has 6 bowl tie-ins, so pretty much any team in the conference who is eligible will make a bowl. Unless Notre Dame steals one. UC will be ahead of USF regardless, and with Pitt playing WVU and UofL still, they might slip past them too.

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:17 AM

I wouldn't take Vandy lightly...they have the best WR in the SEC in Earl Bennett and Vandy did beat UGA at UGA.

Douglas - there are actually going to be 5 reps from different bowls at the UK-Vandy game. Peach,Outback,Liberty,Music City,Independence

Cuban on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:22 AM

Doesn't the head of the outback bowl have ties with UK

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:23 AM

jerome will be on later to explain why the site keeps going down. It is actually Microsoft's fault I believe.

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:25 AM

I just nearly fought 2 guys at work. One guy who is an OSU fan said Jeff Brohm shouldn't have yelled at Brian like he did. Another guy said Jeff Brohm and Hunter Cantwell are both better then Brian Brohm will ever be. One of them went on to say its just too much pressure for one guy.

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:28 AM

CEO of Outback is a UK grad

adrian on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Thats why you should host on linux and apache philco...

Joe, is that Oregon State University or Ohio State university. Just kidding.

Brock on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:31 AM

The correct format for the two universities is this:

Oregon State U = OSU
Ohio State U = O$U

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:32 AM

I'd say Oklahoma state, but it is Ohio State and he lives in Okalona rocks out to def leppard and sports a full fledged mullet

Brock on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:32 AM

Oklahoma State = O&U

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Oregon State is simply referred to as the Beavers

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:39 AM

O$U can fucking suck it. I hate O$U with a mother fucking passion!

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:42 AM

I've always been partial to OkSU for oklahoma state.

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:44 AM

the Beavers have put out the likes of Chad Johnson, Steven Jackson and Ken Simonton. Whats not to love?

adrian on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:44 AM

I tell you what i hate with a passion. It is those God Damn lemon flavored starburst. I mean what the fuck.

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:45 AM

Houshmandzadeh also went to oregon state

Brock on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Props to Phil for his display of Bengals knowledge.

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:50 AM

even better

Cuban on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:50 AM

I thought it was THE OSU

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:50 AM

I looked it up and I even spelled it correctly. But it's more of college football knowledge than anything. I have no idea why I can remember Houshmandzadeh went to Oregon State but can't remember the chief justices of the supreme court, but whatever.

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:51 AM

those alumni and the 2006 college world series champs. What isn't to love about the beavers?

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:52 AM

I'm not sure if he counts, but Mike Haas also went to Oregon State. I think he's on the bears right now. I wish the Bills would pick him up.

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:52 AM

via fark, "The Girls I Have Dated"
http://www.craigslist.org/about/bes.../203730169.html

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:53 AM

the 2005 blitnekof award winner. one hell of a receiver for a white boy.

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 12:01 PM

Hopefully the CWRA will come to Mike Haas' defense and get him a chance to prove his worth
http://cwraa.blogspot.com/

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 12:10 PM

I know why, because you don't watch the chief justice of the supreme court compete in full contact sporting events.

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 12:17 PM

My knowledge of both: Justice Byron "Whizzer" White played football for Colorado and is in the Football Hall of Fame.

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 12:18 PM

of course, Byron White is dead

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 1:53 PM

2:15 at the convention center Stacy Keibler

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 2:13 PM

i couldn't see her in person, i'd end up nutting in my pants on the spot and i'd have to walk like a hunchback to hide the woody in my pants, so it's better i stay away

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 2:22 PM

GNR gets a t-shirt:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...s.ap/index.html

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 2:29 PM

anything goin' on tonight?

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 2:39 PM

guys, am i gonna' have to start talking about fucking hamsters to get this site alive? i'll do it, i swear to god

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 3:00 PM

Stacy keibler is hot. We were the only 4 guys over at this health and beauty fair. I got 2 free razors and some slim jims out of it.

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 3:11 PM

u went to that? how close did u get to her? did u get close enough to smell her?

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Close enough to taste her?

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 3:19 PM

She was wearing to much clothing

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 3:38 PM

great e-mail in the sports guy today:
I couldn't help but notice the 352 promo spots for 'Daybreak.' My question is, when Taye Diggs is trying to explain to his girl that 'every morning I wake up and it's the same day,' shouldn't Diggs just tell her, 'You remember that movie "Groundhog's Day"? That's happening to me except it's a drama, not a comedy.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061110

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Tonight:

Chris is off work, bill is in town, brock is in town this weekend, B-mac ruled this weekend off for some reason, I have firefighter practice at 9 tomorrow morning.

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:09 PM

no shit, what do u do at practice?

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:14 PM

every saturday from now until december 2nd we practice the fireman obstacle course that is the physical test

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:14 PM

I'll go out but nothing crazy for me. I'll probably call it early if I go out.

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:15 PM

i've got to come in the office for a couple hours so i'm pretty much saying the same thing

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:15 PM

This is rain or shine too. Nothing like carrying a 60 pound fire hose up 7 flights of stairs in the rain.

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:19 PM

yeah, i hate having to carry one in my pants all the time

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:20 PM

how many firemen trainees are gonna' be there? are they just trying to weed out the wannabes?

joe on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:22 PM

no clue

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:42 PM

sheffield to the tigers:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6157606

Cuban on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:48 PM

I just read that,

Where is Magglio going to play

Cuban on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Which one will move to Left Field

douglas on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 5:05 PM

they're saying sheffield might dh

Cuban on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 5:15 PM

BEST JOB EVER

Bigworm on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 5:17 PM

I agree.

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 5:27 PM

for you nerds: Is ''Heroes'' helping or hurting the comic book biz? Jeff Jensen chats with folks in the industry -- including the man behind ''Rising Stars,'' a clear influence on NBC's hit
http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,...91_3_0_,00.html

stew on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 9:33 PM

Ok, now I've heard it all. My roommate just said "If I had AIDS, I'd find someone else who had AIDS and fuck the shit out of them."
I'm speechless.

Phil on Friday, November 10, 2006 at 11:45 PM

I think that's like standard AIDs policy though. It's kinda like the "if I go to prison I'm not going to wipe so my ass is covered in shit and no one will want a piece of it" theory.

Speaking of being raped, the little strange woman that lives 5 doors down from me who already kinda creeps me out just came by...at 11:40pm. Now, I've been playing Gears of War and there are lots of screaming and other shit going on (cool game btw, I give it an A-) so I figure maybe she wants the volume turned down.

Oh no....she just stands there rocking back and forth for about 5 seconds until she pulls out and envelope and hands it to me. It seems she got some of my mail and opened it up. But it looks like she tried to glue it back together and then when that didn't work she taped it back together. And I thanked her and she stood there and then turned around without saying a word. This game + Tylenol cold already has me a bit on edge so weird little women knocking on my door certainly won't help me get some sleep.

I think she's like the sister of Dr. Werner Klopek. Who the hell brings someone their mail they accidentally opened at freaking 11:30 at night? I think she plans on killing me.

But on the plus side it's a check for $240 from my insurance company because I accidentally paid my home owners insurance twice. Woohoo!

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 1:06 AM

Deadspin had a video of this but it sucked. Much better video is on break:
http://www.break.com/index/high_sch...s_defender.html

douglas on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 11:18 AM

working saturdays sucks ass. and for what it's worth, i have made that exact same aids statement before. actually i went further than that and said i would go pick up women with aids and fuck as many of them as i could without a condom

douglas on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 11:18 AM

it's not like you're gonna' get a disease or anything

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 12:13 PM

it appears WVU has decided that they can beat Cinci without using an offensive line...

Brent on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 12:54 PM

Craiglist story, true or not, that guy's fucked up.

Brock on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 2:50 PM

Agreed.

Brock on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Any activities this evening? Or do I just go to Wicks.

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 3:04 PM

I'm still sick so I think the highlight of my day might be when I grabbed my sweatshirt out of the dryer this morning.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:00 PM

UofL might not be out of it just yet....Auburn was blasted at home today by Georgia.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:03 PM

I'd like to do something tonight, but I have some stuff to do tonight so not really sure.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:09 PM

38-20 UK over Vandy with about 3 minutes left to go in the game. If the score holds, UK is going BOWLING!!!!!! (Yes that is big for UK's program).

UK also missed 2 FGs in the first half, Keenan Burton scored on a kickoff that was called back due to a hold on the other side of the field and Woodson ran a TD that was called back. We missed out on another possible 20 points.

Cuban on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Rich Brooks Coach of the Year

Bigworm on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:12 PM

Might be deserving. UK Football is #3 in the SEC East right now....I think.

Cuban on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:12 PM

No, maybe Schiano if they go undefeated

Bigworm on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:15 PM

I must admit I do like Schiano and I believe he will be the Coach of the Year.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:16 PM

He doesn't need to go undefeated, but 12-1 with a bowl win if he wins the Big East is pretty good.

Cuban on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:18 PM

I don't know who to cheer for.

I hate the Gators, but my feelings are the same for Spurrier

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Louisville will drop out of the top 10 this week. My guess is they'll go to the Texas bowl and play Oklahoma State.

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 4:21 PM

this game reminds me of one of my favorite games of all time, Crimsonland:
http://cognitivelabs.com/word_shoot.htm

Cuban on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 5:09 PM

If WV beats Rutgers, who goes to the BCS game for the Big East.
Louisville still has a shot to play someone better then Oklahoma State.

Cuban on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 5:11 PM

I think Texas vs UL would be a good BCS game

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 5:19 PM

The media and the coaches are going to drop Louisville so quickly that people heads are going to be spinning. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to see them out of the top 15. Louisville's only win over a team that doesn't suck is over WVU, and they are in the "Big Least." Louisville will fall behind both WVU and Rutgers in all polls leaving them SOL in terms of tie breakers. The gator bowl is a possibility, but I doubt they'd pick Louisville over another team seeing as Louisville went to the gator bowl last year.

Cuban on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 5:25 PM

Yes, but the same holds true for WV and Rutgers. I'm curious how the polls will look this week. WV was 10, Rutgers was 15. Does UL stay ahead of WV and does Rutgers jump both of them?

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 5:33 PM

I think it'll look something like this:
Ohio State
Michigan
Texas
Florida
USC
California
Notre Dame
Auburn
Arkansas
West Virginia
Rutgers
LSU
Tennessee
Boise State
Louisville

Cuban on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 5:44 PM

I can't see rutgers below WV. I would flip those 2

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 5:49 PM

you may be right. Also, I should probably flip Arkansas and Auburn too (assuming that Arkansas wins tonight)

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 6:01 PM

Well, with the Auburn loss the drunks at CBS think that Louisville will be playing ND in the Sugar Bowl.
http://www.sportsline.com/collegefo...wls/predictions

But I think they are underestimating how far Louisville will drop in the polls.

Cuban on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 6:08 PM

I didn't notice you had Auburn up there. I think they are out of the top
15.
ND vs UL would be a great matchup with Quinn vs Brohm. A high scoring game maybe they both go pro

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 6:16 PM

I think most voters will keep Auburn ahead of WVU and Rutgers because Auburn's had some big wins this year.

Cuban on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 6:17 PM

I think it's bull Boise State might go BCS. With such a weak schedule 82nd


http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegefo...tball/polls/117

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 6:22 PM

Man, Mitchell is playing pretty well for the cocks.

I'd like to see Boise State at least get a shot at someone such as whatever shitty team comes out of the ACC

Phil on Saturday, November 11, 2006 at 11:59 PM

Updated Top 15 rankings based on today's games (assuming that USC doesn't complete fall apart)

1) Ohio State
2) Michigan
3) Florida
4) USC
5) Notre Dame
6) Arkansas
7) Texas
8) West Virginia
9) LSU
10) Rutgers
11) Auburn
12) Wisconsin
13) Wake Forest
14) Cal
15) Boise State
16) Tennessee
17) Louisville

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 12:01 AM

Actually, I think UT and Louisville could go either way.

Bigworm on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 1:35 AM

UK is actually #2 in the SEC EAST

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/standings

Bigworm on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 10:20 AM

Here is a crazy thought, CBS didn't check the standings of conferences before they made predictions. UK can't finish any lower than 3 in the SEC EAST and I think 6th overall.

http://www.sportsline.com/collegefo...wls/predictions

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 12:14 PM

Georgetown Zoning Law Says House Has Too Many Residents - Residents Form New Religion to Satisfy Zoning Law
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...6111001978.html

I thought this was a pretty funny story, until I read that these guys were living in a 2.4 million dollar house that some dude's dad bought them. Now I think these guys are shiteheads.

Bigworm on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 12:57 PM

Brock - with Navy being eligible Big East only gets 5 teams.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2636227

stew on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 1:30 PM

Phil, I don't know quite why you're dropping Louisville so far. Keep in mind that Texas lost to Kansas State, who Louisville beat easily without Brohm, and then Auburn getting destroyed by UGA who it turn was beaten by UK who also lost to UL. I doubt that a 2 loss Cal team will be ahead of Louisville and with the state of the Big 12 this year it would surprise me if Texas was ahead either. I was really hoping the Cocks would pull off the upset yesterday, but oh well.

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 2:46 PM

In the minds of the voters Louisville has beaten nobody. The only quality win they have is over WVU, but all that win really did was prove that WVU was a fraud (hense them dropping seven spots for losing to the #5 team). I just don't think many voters felt we should be #3 to begin with so in their heads they aren't moving us down from #3, they were moving us down from #9 or #10.

And still, losing to Rutgers is seen as much, much worse than losing to Georgia. Do you think UK would have stormed the field if they beat Rutgers? Probably not. It didn't matter that this was a Georgia team who had at that point beaten nobody, had already gotten beat by freakin' Vandy, and was in complete disarray - it was still Georgia.

And in the mind of the voters, none of them know that Louisville even played KSU, let alone that we beat them pretty handedly without brohm. Nor will it matter our "WAC" defense shut KSU out until a fluke run as time ran out gave them a touchdown and KSU moved the ball at will against Texas.

Saying we should be ranked higher because we've beaten so and so it the equivalent of saying some girl should date you because you are smarter, more handsome and would treat her better. All that really matters is who she IS dating.

A lot of people made a big deal about how far Louisville has come because we managed to get into the top 5. A true test on how far you've come is what happens when you lose. And I think the voters of the South and Midwest are pretty damn eager to remind Louisville who really runs the show.

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 3:05 PM

well, i was wrong. we only dropped to #12

. Ohio State (62) 11-0 1,574
2. Michigan (1) 11-0 1,513
3. Florida 9-1 1,381
4. USC 8-1 1,373
5. Notre Dame 9-1 1,273
6. Arkansas 9-1 1,248
7. West Virginia 8-1 1,113
8. Rutgers 9-0 1,082
9. LSU 8-2 1,054
10. Wisconsin 10-1 928
11. Texas 9-2 927
12. Louisville 8-1 884
13. Boise State 10-0 830
14. Wake Forest 9-1 724
15. Auburn 9-2 721
16. Oklahoma 8-2 711
17. California 8-2 580

I'm really surprised that Wake is still behind is. REALLY surprised. Boise State could go either way. I figure the voters were waiting to fuck them too.

adrian on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Do you think Boise can hold their own? I haven't seen them play at all this year so I really don't know.

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Boise State is just as good as any team in the ACC, Big 12, PAC 10 or the Big East. I think Arkansas, Ohio State or Michigan would whoop them though. Jared Zabransky is playing pretty well now that he's not appointed the greatest QB in the land. Ian Johnson can also play some ball.

It's hard to say. They haven't played anyone and won't play anyone all season long. And after the Georgia debacle everyone will assume that if they did play a team of value they'd fall apart.

adrian on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 3:36 PM

I want to see a rematch between USC and Arkansas. I don't think the score would as lopsided as it was at the beginning of the year.

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Louisville only fell to #10 in the AP poll. I'm shocked that Texas is behind them, but there are a lot less Southern and Midwestern writers than there are football coaches.

For the record, here's my Top 25 with my brilliant insight included for your reading pleasure:

1) Michigan - undefeated, big win is over Notre Dame
2) Ohio State - undefeated, big win is over texas, which we know now isn't that great. Also beat Penn State and Iowa...both out of top 25 now
3) Rutgers - undefeated, big win over Louisville who might suck
4) Arkansas - only loss was to USC without McFadden, the best RB in the nation
5) West Virginia - only loss is to Louisville because Slaton was hurt
6) Notre Dame - only loss is to Michigan, haven't beaten anyone
7) Wisconsin - only loss is to Michigan, haven't beaten anyone
8) Louisville - only loss is to Rutgers, haven't beaten anyone besides WVU
9) Florida - barely beat UT, Georgia, Vandy and the Cocks. Lost to shitty Auburn team
10) Boise State - undefeated. Best win 28 pts over OSU who beat USC
11) USC - No reason they shouldn't be undefeated besides apathy. But they got plenty of that!
12) Wake Forest - big win is over, uh, BC. One point win over Duke along with giving up 14 to Liberty isn't inspiring
13) LSU - most talented team in the nation. Too bad all the players are dumb as bricks, unmotivated and only care about themselves. Voodoo will fit right in
14) Auburn - beat florida and LSU, but florida and lsu aren't exactly tearing it up out there. Lost to a terrible georgia team
15) Oklahoma - got jobbed at Oregon, only other loss is to Texas.
16) California - Arizona isn't that bad
17) UT - plagued by injuries
18) Maryland - only losses are to top 25 teams
19) BYU - only losses are to Arizona and BC
20) Hawaii - Colt Brennan is a stud. Only losses at 'bama and at Boise State
21) Nebraska - lost to OkST
23) BC - NC State got lucky against them, other loss is to Wake
22) Virginia Tech - only losses are to Georgia Tech and BC
24) Oregon - Washington State loss looks pretty bad...
25) Clemson - only losses are to BC, GT and VT. Of course, the ACC hasn't beaten anyone either so losing to BC, VT, Clemson and GT beating each other might be the same as TCU , Utah and Air Force beating each other up too

adrian on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 4:22 PM

The AP poll doesn't mean jack shit...

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 4:30 PM

ap pool doesn't mean shit, but the harris poll is usually pretty close to it.

and for what it's worth, now that the harris poll is out Louisville is #10 in it too

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 5:26 PM

Reggie's little touchdown right there wasn't too shabby. Nice hops.

Jerome on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 9:57 PM

Now THAT'S how Andrea Kremer should be shot on an HD broadcast - foggy lens, raindrops refracting light and distorting the picture. I can get used to this. Now, if the NBC cameramen can just keep focus during the damn game.

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 10:49 PM

Van Wilder 2, without Van Wilder
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480271/

Phil on Sunday, November 12, 2006 at 11:02 PM

Speaking of good TV, Dexter is still a GREAT show

adrian on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 8:51 AM

Never seen Dexter so i can't comment on it. Phil can you find a video of the Reggie Touchdown you posted above.

Jerome on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 9:06 AM

Some of you guys need to stop fucking gorillas lest you follow the path of Magic Johnson

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...61109-aids.html

Jay on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 9:37 AM

So we were talking yesterday about renting a tent (and musical equipment) for GBITT. How much would people be willing to throw in? I'd be willing to go pretty high.

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:05 AM

i honestly won't be able to go very high at all

Bigworm on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:06 AM

So the old man brought me in two VHS tapes today with UK games on it.

1) 1986 UK vs. UofL game that UK wins 85-51. I want to see this game because I can't remember Chapman and how good that kid was in college.

2) UK vs. LSU where UK scored 86 points in the first half.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Is Natty Sci covering all the expenses or are we going to set a cover charge for random people who show up? Honestly, last year there were more people that I didn't know then I did know. People that don't bring attractive single females or booze should be expected to pitch in. Expenses are tent, music equipment, food and booze. Chris and Brock are no shows this year at GBITT. I will provide some food items, the keg and the house again. I will see if Joanna will cover jello shots. Other then that everything else is open. What do we need? I think the plan is to move my deck into the tent for the stage. I prefer figuring this all out before the last minute. I think T-shirts is an expense that we can do away with. That cost can be put to better use. Lets get some ideas flowing.

Bigworm on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:07 AM

I agree with the t-shirts Joe.

First of all - we need to figure out how much a tent and what are the associated costs with the musical equipment.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:08 AM

tent and heater I believe was $450ish

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:08 AM

i think that should be the first order of business as well, find out the estimated cost of everything first, and then prioritize. where are chris and brock gonna' be?

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Chris will be at work. Brock had a wedding or something.

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:11 AM

how was fireman training? did dodson call you on sat? he called me, it's amazing how many people forget i don't go out on saturdays unless it's a special occasion. he didn't get in to cop school, i think he got jealous cuz i told him u were about to be a fireman

Jay on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:25 AM

The music equipment will be 40-75 dollars. It will be more than that if it is rented for a month, which I might do, because it will be hard to get it closer to New years. I figure (if this is okay with you guys) we can put the cost of a weeks rental into the total budget, then however much more it costs for the month, I will pay that.

Jay on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:28 AM

My finger still hurts from when I jammed it yesterday.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Dodson did call me. Fireman practice sucked. The course I have to complete in under 11 minutes to be considered for the position I finished in 8:56 not running in the last 2 weeks and not pushing too hard because of my hammy. Not pushing too hard still kicked my ass. I nearly vomited and I have never vomited from running in my life. 8:56 was a decent time. 7 minutes is what firefighters do at the end of their class before graduation from the firefighter academy. The course consisted of:

1) Run up and down 7 stories of stairs with a 60 lb hose
2) run 100 feet out and 100 feet back with 80 lb hose
3) Run up and down 5 flights of stairs no weight
4) Repeat step 2
5) Repeat step 3
6) Repeat step 1 no weight

I need a competitive time. Under 11 gets my resume and times looked at and possibly an interview, guarantees nothing. There are like 500 people left competing for 20 spots. Plenty will be eliminated in December when we do the actual runs for the physical exam. Not sure how many interviews there are.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:35 AM

I am no where newar being a fireman yet

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:35 AM

That was supposed to say nowhere near

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:36 AM

500? no shit, i had no idea that many people would be competing. how did your time compare to some others?

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:41 AM

8:56 was a decent time compared to the people in line around me. that wasn't that many people though. A lot of people I am not worried about. I am curious how much a college degree can mean. I think simply a competitive time, not great time will get me somehere because of a college degree. I don't think there were many college degrees out there trying to be firemen. However, a lot of people have family and friends that are firemen and a lot of people are volunteer firemen or EMT's or firemen in smaller areas that want in the city of Louisville. Those people might be able to trump my college degree. Also, some of the people with college degrees got them from EKU in firefighting. Bastards. It should be competitive.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Not sure about minorities and women, not sure whether being a white male will hurt my cause.

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 11:16 AM

not to be sexist, but I can't imagine too many women that could pass that physical test

Marc on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 11:19 AM

If we were hot girls we could stage a car wash to raise money for GBITT. who wouldn't give money to hot soapy chicks stretched over your car working for monetary contributions?

Oh, I don't play the lottery, but if one of you does... and wins. You ARE EXPECTED to pay for the tent and a few other things. I think that's fair. Well, maybe not fair. But it would be cool.

What about if we organize a pyramid scheme or Nigerian Internet scam to pay out by GBITT? just kidding.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Since Douglas "won't be able to go very high at all" financially, how about douglas has sex with 100 fat chicks for 10 dollars each? He can raise $1000 that way.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 12:12 PM

I'd even be willing to pass Douglas the naming rights. Something like:

"GBITT: The tent that douglas pitched"

Jay on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 12:15 PM

That sounds reasonable

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Are we above selling the naming rights to fund the party? Any potential sponsors? I don't really see "Chase presents: GBITT '07"

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 12:17 PM

i'm down, u guys supply me the bourbon i will need to intake before proceeding with the deed, I'll take care of the rest.

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 12:17 PM

i'm not above doing fat chicks in the name of GBITT

Marc on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Hell, I'll do fat chicks AT GBITT.
"I know you will Reggie Ray"

Church on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 12:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kGPGbaF7NE

Jay on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:08 PM

I don't know why you would need bourbon, douglas. Pussy's pussy.

adrian on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:13 PM

Jay, you remember that next time you see that chick we saw at Wet Willys on the dance floor. Yeah you know which one I am talking about...

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:14 PM

contrary to popular belief, i do have standards

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:15 PM

not all pussy is created equal

Marc on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:22 PM

That made me think of this....
"I have a dream that one day this pussy will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all pussy are created equal."

"I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Lindsey Lohan the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of pussy."

Was that inappropriate?

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:25 PM

i would be disappointed in you if it was appropriate

Marc on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 1:28 PM

Possible team name:

"Tonight's story DEATH. I'm Ed Bradley and this is 60 Minutes (or Six Feet Under)"

Phil on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 2:23 PM

hey, it's my mom's birthday so I won't be going to trivia until like 7:45 or so...

Marc on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Well I won't be there until 8:15-ish.

HEY, who can get to trivia at 7 and keep us alive? Come on, I think we have some Trivia cash to use. Sometimes they have $.50 mini-burgers. much better than whiteys.

You get to keep us alive, and name the team whatever you want. what do you think?

Jay on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Touche', adrian.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 3:10 PM

sweet I got a job interview working for the government on Thursday.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Is it bad using your office phone in your cubicle to set up a job interview?

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Chris, Cuban and I decided on Sunday that someone needs to have a wedding on New Year's Eve in the tent. Any chick that agrees to that is what we like to call a keeper.

Jay on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 3:37 PM

A government job doing what? If you can find a girl to marry me, I'll marry her in the tent. I have absolutely no problem with that. Does anybody know a person who would officiate the ceremony.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 3:41 PM

Medical Claims stuff with the VA Hospital.

Wing Commander on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 3:49 PM

May be a repost...if it is...kiss my ass anyway:

http://www.flumesday.com/111206dirtynames2.shtml

stew on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 4:23 PM

I hope to God that USC does not get to play for the NC this year. I am pulling for Arkansas to beat Florida for the SEC title and then get to play the winner of OSU-UM. I hate the PAC 10, and I am tired of USC fans. They remind me of a girl that just lays on the bed during sex and does nothing. They walk around the malls in their Reggie Bush or Matt Leinart jerseys like the world owes them something. Most of them couldn't even name all the other BCS conferences, they are just fans because it's the trendy thing to do-but then that's pretty much what California's about.
BTW, I met a pretty cool Louisville fan at Dave and Busters (like Jillians) a couple weeks ago for the West Virginia game. It's a pretty small world, he was from St. Matthews and we were both at the same bar in Irvine watching the Cards.

joe on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Fuck the SEC

adrian on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 4:29 PM

I say if OSU and Michingan is a close game, let the two fuckers play again in the title. Every other team has looked like shit compared to them.

Phil on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Everyone talks about the biggest travesty would be if Rutgers, god forbid, actually played in the national championship. Yeah, I think they'll lose. I think anyone who plays OSU is going to get whooped.

But say OSU beats Michigan by 14, and then beats them by 21 in the rematch. Rutgers plays, oh, USC and whoops them. Whoops them like 42 to 6. I know it probably won't happen, but if it did I think that would be a lot worse than if Rutgers actually played Ohio State and we learned for certain that Ohio State remained the sole unbeaten team in the nation

Marc on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 4:47 PM

Okay, about to head to class. Show up to Trivia, and help us... plan out GBITT, talk about fireman training, make your favorite B-mac joke, talk about Stagger, get a free beer perhaps.

Phil will be there around 7:45. I'll be there around 8. Get a group and be there around 7. I'm just saying. Do you really need an excuse for a Monday night excursion?

douglas on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 4:54 PM

BCS officials are going to do everything possible to avoid a osu-mich. rematch. for one it's not a good matchup for a championship, they play every year. second, not as many fans would be willing to shell out huge amounts of money to travel with the team to watch them play someone they play every single year. it's all about the $.

adrian on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 5:39 PM

Phil, who is everyone? (I am referring to your post about the Rutgers)

Bigworm on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 8:39 PM

Jay - a friend of mine is a reverend in Beer Church, therefore, he technically has the power to marry people.

Bigworm on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 8:42 PM

Douglas - I have to call bullshit on that one. The best rivalry in college football (aside from Yale-Harvard) and you don't think their fans will shell out the money to watch them bring home a national championship?

That is just crazy talk.

Brent on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:04 PM

Rumsfeld uncut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5P6...ser&search=

Jay on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:06 PM

Heroes just keeps getting more awesome each week. I can honestly say I didn't see creepy mccreepsalot would actually be something of a good guy (except for the trailer last week, but whatever). I can't wait for next week. Save the cheerleader, save the world.

Marc on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 10:57 PM

Top Ten TV bands
http://uk.tv.ign.com/articles/744/744722p1.html

Bigworm on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 11:00 PM

The SEC should never be questioned ever:

With talk of how the conferences rank consuming the national media today, the question over the most powerful league simply isn’t one. Top to bottom, the SEC is the premier league in college football. End of discussion. You don’t see undefeated runs that often simply because the schedule is far too difficult. There are very few if any sure wins in the SEC: just ask Alabama, Auburn and Georgia. Every week is a battle and just about every time you go on the round you play in front of upwards of 80,000 people, sometimes close to or more than 100,000. No other conference can compare to that. If Florida wins the remainder of their games and finishes the year with just one loss, they should play the winner of Ohio State and Michigan for the national championship.

http://www.southernpigskin.com/page...;cat=exclusives

Bigworm on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 11:00 PM

Jay - I am not sold on Creepy McCreepsalot as a good guy. I don't think he is.

Bigworm on Monday, November 13, 2006 at 11:01 PM

But I completely agree, Heroes is an awesome show.

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:03 AM

Whatever Worm. We all know that the Big East is the Best Conference in college football and in basketball. Rutgers , Louisville, and West Virginia should be 1, 2 and 3 respectively. Every Big 10 team and SEC team is overrated.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 9:14 AM

After what has happened over the past week I think we should all shutup and let the fucking teams play some football and beat the shit out of each other on the field and then clean it up after the games are played. Florida has not impressed me yet. The 2 best teams at this point probably are UM and OSU but will it prove a national champion if they play a rematch. What if one wins the first game and the other wins the rematch. That will solve all of our problems.

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 9:20 AM

Big Ten and SEC are so overrated. OSU or Michigan do not deserve to play in the national title. I think it should be Rutgers (best team in the best conference) vs Boise State. That would be a great national title. I would actually fly to Glendale to watch that game

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 9:48 AM

Where is all this sarcasm coming from? I think it is safe to say that the SEC is better in foot ball than the Big East. However, the Big East is working to replace the teams that left, and I think we can agree that the big east is trying. But yes, in a head to head match up between the SEC and the Big East, the SEC would probably sweep it. However, any given day, one team can play better than a "superior team".

Church on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 9:49 AM

Adrian, on your way to Glendale, why not stop by Texas and watch the cards play since U of L is currently projected to be in the Texas Bowl or Sun Bowl. By the way, Adrian you're a bitch

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Jay, for the record...She is a keeper!

I am just fucking around guys. I could honestly give a rats ass who the best conference is. I still think Louisville is going to get a BCS bid. Then again Notre Dame does have God on their side so they will probably get a bid.

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:03 AM

And Church, you are so Gay!!!!!

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:08 AM

No offense, but it is pretty bad in a sports conversation that Jay is making the most intelligent comments.

I'm still pushing for the UL at large bid

10 BCS teams, 6 conference affiliated
Big 10 - OSU
Big East - Rutgers
Big 12 - Texas
ACC - Who cares
PAC 10 - USC
SEC - Florida
Notre Dame guaranteed at large
Boise State guaranteed at large since they are ranked higher then the top ACC school
Michigan at large

this leaves 1 at large. Assuming Arkansas loses to Florida and WVU loses to Rutgers, the only other team ahead of Louisville is Wisconsin and the BCS wont take 3 Big 10 schools.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:10 AM

but we will still find a way to fuck it up

Church on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:13 AM

One website is projecting a UL-Wake Forest Orange bowl. COuld be interesting. BCS looks to come down to Ohio State versus the winner of Notre Dame-USC

Adrian, you are the gayest of the gay. Have a smirnoff ice

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:17 AM

USC still has to play California and UCLA. Most likely USC will win but I think Cal will put up a good game in the Coliseum. I agree with Joe for the U of L at large bid. I mean hell, there are 5 games this year so louisville should get a spot just as long as they don't fuck up at Pitt.

Church on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Pitt did lost to UCONN, but the first thing is to avoid screwing up against USF again. Another question, which bowl is UK slated for?

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:20 AM

UK is going to the Fiesta Bowl! j/k they are going to the Gator Bowl...ok so maybe not...I honestly don't know.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:20 AM

Florida isn't impressing me either on the offensive side of the ball, but their defensive front line is probably the best in college football.

Of course, they keep finding ways to win which is the important thing.

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Best defensive front line is LSU or Michigan.

Church on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:24 AM

Who is the best college QB?
a. Troy Smith, OSU
b. Brady Quinn, Notre Dam
c. Chris Leak, Florida
d. Brian Brohm, UL
e. JaMarcus Russell, LSU

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Best college QB Troy Smith.

Most successful NFL QB out of the bunch Quinn or Brohm

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Joe-what the hell is that supposed to mean? No I'm just kidding, I'm retarded when it comes to sports
Adrian-Nice!

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Best overall quarterback would be Troy Smith. Best passing QB would be Brohm.

Church on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Best overall is Troy Smith.
Most impressive performance- Russel in the first half against MSU
Most likely to play on Sundays- Brohm and Russell, Smith may not play QB in the pros and do a Matt Jones

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Woodson has been receiving a lot of praise as being the best QB in the SEC this year.

Here are how his stats compare.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/sortab...;dir=descending

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:43 AM

a. Troy Smith, OSU - good college QB like Eric Crouch and Tommie Frazier
b. Brady Quinn, Notre Dame - great familiarity with NFL offenses
c. Chris Leak, Florida - 6 feet tall and lack of mobility might hinder him
d. Brian Brohm, UL - Has the tools of an NFL QB
e. JaMarcus Russell, LSU - great tools cutback on mistakes trying to do too much

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:44 AM

I feel bad for Leak because he has had to learn a new offensive scheme almost every year as a gator. Pretty pathetic at a top football university, however, Chris Leak is limited by his height and speed, he isn't even as tall as Rex Grossman who was 6'1"ish and doesn't have the speed to run an Urban Meyer spread attack. Kudos to UM for adapting his spread offense to fit his personnel....unlike UK defensive coordinator Mike Archer who refuses to change his defensive scheme (I hope Archer gets canned this year, however, Brooks is too damn loyal to him so probably not going to happen).

Brohm is a very good passer when he has time, however, I must admit I was less impressed with his pocket presence against Rutgers than ever before. Even as a freshman he had more pocket presence/awareness than that game. They simply got in his head, which was definately more due to the defensive line not picking up any rushers, however, you could easily see the effects in the 2nd half by observing his mechanics - poor follow through form and not getting his feet set. I am just kind of wondering why Cantwell didn't atleast get a chance?

Troy Smith is a Vince Young with touch. That dude is crazy fast and has a freaking cannon for an arm. And it helps having Ginn and Gonzales as receivers and Pittman to get the yards between the tackles. Very complete team and OSU has to be the hands down favorite to win it all.

JaMarcus Russell probably has the most talent of any of the college QBs, however, as Phil mentioned previously everyone on LSU is dumber than a box of rocks and doesn't give a shit about the team. This team should easily win the national championship, but won't.

It's hard not to like Brady Quinn because that is the kind of guy anyone would want their sister to marry. He will be in the NFL and he has all the tools to be a very good NFL quarterback. Notre Dame doesn't quite have the offensive balance that UofL has which hurts Quinn but all in all he is good.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:48 AM

Brohm is our QB. You don't see the Patriots taking Brady out of the game against the Colts when he threw 4 picks. You have to stick with your man. That is what killed OSU last year. Justin Zwick was not your man. Stick with Troy Smith.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Joe - I can understand that.

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:51 AM

You can't blame Brohm for the Rutgers getting to him. UL's offensive line sucked ass and didnt' protect. I agree with Joe and stick with Brohm. If there was any QB that could probably have scrambled and made plays out of that game, it would have been Michael Vick since the fucker is like a gazelle.

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:55 AM

i'm actually very excited about uk's game vs. TN. If they win, they have a legit shot at a new year's bowl, they'll be second in the SEC East, maybe 3rd in the conference. And they can play balls to the wall against them b/c their season is already a success in the eyes of the fans adn media.

as for brohm, he doesn't have any big game exposure on the road, that's why rutgers got to him, that's why rutgers got to u of l in general. jurich won't do it though cuz he doesn't want losses, he only wants big teams to come to louisville.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:58 AM

No big teams want to come to UL because a 40,000 seat stadium gives them no money. Screw the home and home with UL there is nothing to gain from it.

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 10:58 AM

exactly

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:04 AM

hence stadium expansion should improve our strength of schedule

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Focus on "should".

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Adrian - if you can read you will see that point was addressed.

"They simply got in his head, which was definately more due to the defensive line not picking up any rushers, however, you could easily see the effects in the 2nd half by observing his mechanics - poor follow through form and not getting his feet set."

Church on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I heard a UL-LSU home and home is in the works and they have already inked a deal with Georgia

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:11 AM

u of l's already in huge debt b/c of papa john's, it's not making as much revenue as originally anticipated, probably mostly in part b/c for yrs. they couldn't sell the place out, and now they're trying to build the arena downtown, which still pisses me off how the city can help to build an arena for fuckin' pitino and UL, but they won't for an NBA team, how fucked up is that?

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:13 AM

the georgia deal's not 'til like 08 or 09, i haven't heard bout lsu. UK's game vs. tn is gonna' be on tv by the way.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Yeah kickoff is 12:30

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:16 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/61114020

A group of Louisville bars and restaurants filed a lawsuit Tuesday, claiming that Metro Government’s new smoking ban is unconstitutional, the group’s lawyer said.

The ordinance, scheduled to take effect next summer, bans smoking in most work places except for Churchill Downs.

The suit by the Louisville Metro Hospitality Coalition claims that the section of the ordinance exempting the race track violates a clause of the Kentucky Constitution that prohibits legislation that benefits small groups of individuals or businesses without good reason, said Mike Hatzell, the group’s lawyer.

Without good reason - not wanting cancer is good enough for me. I think we should form a group to sue smokers.

Green Baron on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:19 AM

It's my birthday, I'm gonna go stick my dick in a ferret's ass.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:20 AM

It is a ban everywhere but tobacco manufacturers and Churchill Downs. The ban doesn't include the Downs because people think if smoking was banned there everyone would cross the river and hit up the casinos instead. Honestly, after the ban is passed I bet you can still go to a bunch of places that won't care if you smoke and it won't be enforced.

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:20 AM

to be honest, if i were a bar owner i'd be opposed to it, not b/c i like to smoke every now and then, but when lexington did their ban a while back, apparently a bunch of bars lost a lot of revenue, some went out of business

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:20 AM

The reason is that Churchill downs brings in a shit ton of revenue for the city, where each individual bar does not. However, if they ban smoking at Churchill downs, I don't think it would effect their business much. I don't know though.

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:22 AM

The thing about the lexington bars, there is a bar I go to occasionally during the week there, and it is always packed. And like joe said, on the last stagger, a lot of people were still smoking anyway at one of the bars. The ban made little difference there.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Underage drinking is illegal and I still went to plenty of places with you all without a fake ID and I am willing to bet there is a ban on beastiality but baron and douglas still find places to get their fixes.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Church - you and Adrian can go to South Africa now.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061114...ca_gay_marriage

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:25 AM

some rope, night vision goggles, and a midnight trip to the zoo takes care of that.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:26 AM

leave the penguins alone, they are too cute

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:26 AM

also, if you're gonna' fuck with the big animals, you need to bring them a hefty bag as well......

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:27 AM

I probably should have left out that last comment, certain people know what I am talking about.

Church on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Thanks for the news Wes, but I heard your brother is already on his way to South Africa to marry Brian Fetter

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Hey Adrian, how is your sister and her gay relationship?

Brock on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:38 AM

Douglas, your comment on Lexington bars is bullshit. The smoking ban actually INCREASED revenue. The bars that closed are just usual crap college bars that change every week.

By the way.... Ohio passed a statewide ban on smoking EVERYWHERE!
December 7th, I won't have to bag up my clothes and burn them after going to a bar!

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:39 AM

i have no idea, that's just what i heard awhile back when louisville first started talking about it, so u might be right. i was just relaying what i had heard.

adrian on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Nice one Joe!

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Too bad only you, jay and chris know my reference and chris doesn't read the site.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Things are going great for me thanks for asking.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:00 PM

There are lies, damn lies and statistics.

One can make statistics say any damn thing they want.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:05 PM

I don't know why I am excited about this but I am.

UK ranked #37 by CBS Sportsline. Strength of Schedule at #14

http://www.sportsline.com/collegefo...olls/119/index2

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:12 PM

"One can make statistics say any damn thing they want." For example, in the summer time ice cream sales increase. Similarly, the number of reported rapes increases in the summer months. Therefore it can be concluded that ice cream consumption causes rape.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:14 PM

I buy that, people get crazy when they eat ice cream.

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Hey, the bitch had it coming.

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:15 PM

You know, joe, your chances of public office decrease with each post that is made.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:18 PM

How many citizens of st. matthews will search the internet for me? Also, if someone runs a hate campaign for st. matthews city council more power to them.

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:24 PM

I kind of meant beyond city council. Like mayor of St. Matthew's.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:31 PM

you raise an interesting point. If you search my name in quotes on google you first have to get through some guy and his submarine goat locker, family tree stuff for not me, bellarmine baseball, running results then you start hitting natty sci results. I feel as if this shows my well roundedness as an individual, it is all about moderation.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 12:34 PM

while my competitors are searching for dirt on me on the internet I'll be shaking hands, kissing babies and making the world a better place.

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 1:25 PM

besides, if someone wanted to get in a mud slinging contest with you, we could come back with something pretty good. even if we have to lie. but by the time the lie was discovered, the election would be over and natty sci would already be reigning supreme in the st. matthews city hall

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 1:28 PM

Don't worry Joe - I am not above taking down the opposition. We can make it like the movie Richochet. Drug them up and get a hooker and take pictures.

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 1:30 PM

i like the 'can't hardly wait' version, where we strip the competition while they're out and pose them members of the same sex. of course if you're going up against a women, this could just be for fun too.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 1:34 PM

Great idea Douglas, and we get to throw a kick ass party too.

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 1:38 PM

You can never go wrong if you rock out "Can't hardly wait" style.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Microsoft Zune released today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zune

Brock on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 1:59 PM

Always a good day when someone makes a Richochet movie reference... or what my dad calls Rik-O-Chet.

That was one of John Lithgow's greatest roles... besides Mr. Henderson, when he punched a fuckin sasquatch in the face and told him to get the hell out of here.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Right on Schweitzer.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 2:06 PM

http://wave3.com/

live coverage of the big ass christmas tree for light up louisville being flown in by helicopter. that is what st. matthews needs

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Except instead of a christmas tree, it should be a truck load of booze for GBITT or BUSM.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Touche

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 2:16 PM

Nope not a truck load of booze...just the bottle of Old Forester filled with booze that sits on top of Brown-Forman downtown.

Brock on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Now I'm pissed! I am now obsessed with finding a clip of John Lithgow clocking Bigfoot. End my pain!

Brock on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 2:28 PM

I need to post more often apparently.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 3:10 PM

yes you do

Phil on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 3:13 PM

DJ Gallo had a good article today on Page2: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/061113

excerpt: "After watching the Chargers score 42 second-half points Sunday in Cincinnati, I finally figured out why Chad Johnson tends to overstate his abilities and, therefore, regularly fails to deliver on his predictions: He practices all week against the Bengals' defense. No wonder he believes he is unstoppable. Six days of the week he's catching passes with no one anywhere near him and running untouched to the end zone. But then on Sundays everything changes and he's forced to deal with having defenders in his general vicinity. And this unfamiliarity with being covered is probably the same reason Chris Henry shrieks and drops to the ground every time an opposing defender gets near him."

Brock on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 3:16 PM

This is the same Bengals defense that got 16 picks against the NFC North last year. I does help to actually have your two top draft picks at linebacker actually playing, Thurman (can't stop drinking and driving) and Pollack (broken neck).

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 3:18 PM

Just announced that Jeff Bowden steps down as OC of F$U.

joe on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 3:25 PM

The tree is in the air

Phil on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 3:31 PM

This is a GREAT list of Simpson's quotes:
http://www.westegg.com/simpsons/

"If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker."

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 3:33 PM

I think you post too much brock.

Phil on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Next time, I think NattySci needs to head up to InventionLand to run through some of our brilliant ideas
http://www.flickr.com/photos/738575...373471727/show/

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:10 PM

UK bowl game ticket forms are now available through the school, though not available to the public just yet. Season ticket holders get first crack at purchasing tickets. Here are the prices for each bowl.

The Chick-fil-A Bowl (Peach) is the most expensive @ $80/70/60
The Music City Bowl is next @ $70/50
The Outback Bowl is $60
The Liberty Bowl is $45
The Independence Bowl is $35/25

Marc on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:10 PM

Happy Birthday Green Baron

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Coach K gets the Whiner of the Week award.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3298669/

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Ex-UK hurler Brandon Webb wins NL CY Award.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:25 PM

and here is the link.........

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?sl...p&type=lgns

Brock on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:37 PM

Anyone want to run for mayor of Hurstbourne?

You could run on the platform of turning Shelbyville Rd and Hurstbourne Lane into tunnels or skyways.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/61114002

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:45 PM

i would do that, working on Hurstbourne Pkwy. for 2 yrs. now, i know extremely well the shitty traffic, it's worse than downtown at rush hour

Phil on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:54 PM

What's better than a hot cheerleader? A hot cheerleader that's willing to put a cadet in a headlock during a football meelee:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/coll...hold-214770.php

I like the black cadet that gives her the "good lookin' out" head nod at the end. Nice touch. You all can now make witty "Heroes" jokes now.

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:55 PM

Hurstborne lane is a bitch. First thing I would do would be to legalize prostitution. That way, all the hookers you now see on Hurstborne lane would be legitimate.

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:58 PM

it'd be more fun getting stuck in traffic if u had a hooker in ur car

Phil on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 4:59 PM

if you have a hooker in your car you can ride in the carpool lane.

douglas on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 5:02 PM

if u had a hooker in your car, she could give u a BJ

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 5:10 PM

My first job was in Bluegrass Industrial Parkway. It takes 45 minutes to get from Bluegrass Industrial Parkway to Taylorsville Road (which is maybe 2 miles) at 5pm.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 5:12 PM

Good find Philco - I laugh at that fag for being put in a headlock by the cheerleader.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 5:12 PM

Now a front face leg lock........now you are in business.

Jay on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 5:56 PM

http://i-mockery.com/minimocks/supe...o-thanksgiving/

I totally ripped this off of fark. However, it is some of the funniest shit I've ever read. Especially because I am a nerd.

Phil on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 6:23 PM

One of the girls on deadspin used her "Veronic Mars Sleuthing" ability to find the cheerleader
http://www.myspace.com/carriemc

Phil on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 6:28 PM

Carrie's interests:
extreme sports, military, shopping, dancing, parties, bars, running, music, beaches, st bernard puppies, dashboard confessional, singing, photography, firing weapons....blowing shit up.

stew on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 6:59 PM

Yes! I am going to the Chargers-Broncos game. Sorry about the game on Sunday Brock. You gotta love LT though.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 9:24 PM

The Immaculate Deception

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpYn75gtBlM

Phil on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:02 AM

I've stayed up for the past 30 minutes to watch that kid Tyler Hoffmeister kid from the Knight's school get in the game. Don't let me down, Tyler.

Phil on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:07 AM

Hoffmeister scores on the fast break! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand goodnight.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 7:46 AM

Sportscenter went out of their way to show that kid score. Is he 40 years old?

Jay on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:08 AM

So I was getting sucked off by this camel, right?

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:13 AM

i don't like blowjobs from camels, they keep spitting on your cock and it gets all sticky. it's fun to ride those humps though

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:15 AM

this woman I work with, to put her age in perspective has a daughter my age, just gave me a toy from a happy meal she got last night. No clue why. Apparently I come across that immature.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:15 AM

what about llamas?

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:20 AM

never had one, guess i'm heading to the zoo tonight to try out a llama.

Phil on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:36 AM

Hoffmeister suffers from Brian Cardinal disease. I think he just started grad school.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Tayshaun Prince is going Hollywood.

http://www.xenonpictures.com/FDHOH/trailer.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 9:38 AM

or ghetto.

adrian on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 10:01 AM

when does louisville start their season?

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Northwestern State on Saturday

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Woodson named National Player of the Week.

http://www.ukathletics.com/index.ph...hange_well_id=2

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 10:37 AM

uk opens tonight! with only 9 players too

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 10:38 AM

no shreay thomas or jared carter?

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 10:39 AM

carter's out 3-4 wks., thomas is serving the last game of his 3-game suspension, perry stevenson the freshmen is supposed to start in his place

adrian on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 10:48 AM

This is fucking bullshit. I had mapped out a message board system about 3 months ago (interface and functionality). This morning i happen to see that Yahoo is integrating a chat service within their email (just like google). The interface is very similar to my hand written concept. They have the conversation blocks and the avatars just like mine. I hate stupid fucking multi billion dollar companies! The link below shows the interface. Oh well, they won't have drag and drop areas like mine...

http://www.bigblueball.com/forums/g...html#post210103

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:00 AM

no clue what the fuck u just said

adrian on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:02 AM

Jared carter is a waste of sperm.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:02 AM

is he the scott county product?

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:04 AM

he's the big goofy white guy, he's been averaging like six points and 5 boards in the preseason, he's supposedly gotten better and beefed up a little

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:04 AM

UK hasn't been to successful on in state recruiting recently. Brandon Stockton, jared carter, rondo... I'll give you all bobby perry.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:07 AM

They are no terrance farley or larry obannon

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:08 AM

brandon bender, mac wilkinson, carlos hurt

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:09 AM

coric riggs

Phil on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:10 AM

it's terrance farley blocking time
it's terrancy farley blocking time
where he at? where he at?
there he go. there he go
terrance farley blocking, terrance farley blocking
terrency farley blocking with a baseball bat

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:10 AM

jason osbourne

Jay on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:11 AM

I...I...I don't know douglas. I kind of like sticky dick.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:18 AM

the b-mac stutter is catching on even more now. I accidentally did it on Saturday at this party and Julie is fascinated by it and made me repeat it. She said Joanna does the b-mac stutter pretty well.

At this party Saturday night some random guy recognized me from little league baseball and we started the glory days talk. He asked me if I remembered Brian Mcallister from little league. i made him tell Laura the legend of B-mac. Douglas, you know the stories. Do you remember Kyle Blackman? He went to Ballard and played at St. Matthew's with us?

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:21 AM

My dad dated Kyle's mom for awhile, who, by the way, happened to be my 8th grade math teacher. That made for some awkward dinners. Yes, we've met. What party was this? What all did he have to say about Bmac?

And Jay, that was a great late response

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:25 AM

that's right he told me that. it was some people laura graduated high school with like joanna's sister. he was telling the stories of bmac throwing the ball over the backstop in a game from the center field fence, breaking a kids elbow pitching, being banned from pitching, law suits for pitching and so on

Phil on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:29 AM

i have never heard any of these "legends of b-mac" stories, but they sound fascinating.

Brock on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Who is this Brian Mcallister fella you speak of?

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:41 AM

when I was 11 bmac was 12 and we played on the same little league team coached by my dad. B-mac was the same size back then as he is now. he threw hard and had no control. He would hit 2 kids a game walk a couple and strike out 18. He broke one kids elbow, cracked a helmet and all kinds of other good stuff. It got to the point where my dad had to quit pitching him because of threatened lawsuits by parents of opposing teams. When he pitched and hit a kid parents nearly would start riots. One parent started climbing the fence to storm the field. He played short stop for a while but that didn't last long because no one wanted to catch him at first base. He moved to center field because there was no where else to put him. He tried to throw a guy out at the plate from the fence and missed the cutoff and threw it straight over the backstop.

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:58 AM

these stories are still legendary around st. matthews little league, everybody knew bmac as the quiet kid who had a gun for an arm he couldn't control. people would get in the batter's box like john kruk did against randy johnson years ago, in the very back corner, b/c they were afraid of getting hit. st. matthews had to literally ban him from pitching

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:00 PM

they tried to turn him into a pitcher at ballard but he still couldn't control it

Church on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:06 PM

Whatever became of Jason Osborne? He was supposed to be a phenom and was going to lead U of L to the NCAA title.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:10 PM

B-mac still has a cannon for an arm. You put him on a pitcher's mound and he throws about 55 mph. Something goes off in his head that won't let him pitch.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:11 PM

I heard JAson Osbourne hangs out in front of a liquor store on Preston

Church on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:14 PM

Shit. He was Mr. Baskteball, at least he could be playing CBA ball.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:18 PM

Didn't Isaih run the CBA into the ground?

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:18 PM

Brandon Stockton was Mr Basketball too

Church on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:22 PM

Isiah ran it into the ground, but I think it still exists in some form. There are several minor league basketball leagues that have sprung up recently.

Jay on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Thanks, douglas. I'm awesome at late comebacks.

Church on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Not only is there a CBA, but they just signed Pittsnoggle. http://www.cbahoopsonline.com/

Brock on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 1:25 PM

The CBA website has an entire section in their history labeled "The Isiah Thomas Years," which basically paints him to be an incompetent prick. Man, that guy has ruined his reputation so much he couldn't sell a used car in French Lick.

I could have swore the old Louisville Shooters and Louisville Catbirds were members of the CBA, but it doesn't list them.

Brock on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 1:28 PM

Ok, the Shooters were part of the GLOBAL basketball association (GBA)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global...all_Association

The Catbirds WERE part of the CBA, in fact Flip Saunders coached them
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisville_Catbirds

Stupid CBA site doesn't list them in their history.

Thank God for Wikipedia.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 1:56 PM

I just saw a jerome Harmon reference

Brock on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:23 PM

Yeah, I went to a Shooters game back in 6th grade and he was playing for them.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:33 PM

what about our kentucky colonels of 2004 with antwan barbour, anthony epps, luke whitehead and so on

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:34 PM

So basically you guys are telling me that BMAC couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:36 PM

The best pitcher in Little League was Adrian. A shutout was expected each time he took the mound, a no-hitter wasn't a surprise and I believe he even through a perfect game once if not twice.

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:36 PM

pretty much, you should know that, he definitely can't hit what he's aiming for when he's on the love boat, that's for sure

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:37 PM

That's great stuff Douglas. I set you up and you spike it down.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:37 PM

Shake and Bake.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:40 PM

his sister was hot back then too

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:43 PM

you leave me open, i'm dunking it. shake and bake. and his sister is still hot, of course she's really probably only hot b/c she's bmac's sister and it's fun to fuck with him about it.

Phil on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:51 PM

based on the number of people that I've met that know of b-mac only as "the kid with the hot sister", I assume she was ok in her day.

Or she wasn't shy around boys.

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:56 PM

she's honestly not a slut or anything, she went to my high school and she was just Ms. Popular, you know, the head cheerleader, dated the popular athletes, etc.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 2:58 PM

I seriously think it is a mcallister gene to quit growing at the age 12.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Yeah their bodies stop growing after age 12, our maturity stops growing at age 12.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Nintendo shipping 400K Wiis for launch.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,229638,00.html

adrian on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:16 PM

C. A. T. S. CATS CATS CATS...

It is about fucking time the season starts.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:19 PM

I want to take back a statement I madw

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:20 PM

earlier, I referred to bobby perry as a kentucky recruit when I meant ravi moss was from hoptown, KY

adrian on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:23 PM

I am already dreading the ass pounding Kentucky is going to take from Florida.

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:24 PM

don't sleep on 'em like that, maybe the first game, but not the second, uk will play 'em tough.

adrian on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:26 PM

You are probably right. Hopefully Randolph morris will play like he did vs Uconn last year in the tourney. He held his own versus those freakish centers.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:27 PM

Yeah Bobby Perry is a Durham boy.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:27 PM

I want UCLA in the Maui Tourney. That game will tell us what we have.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:29 PM

Does anyone want to do anything for the game tonight?

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:32 PM

UCLA lost a lot. Mainly Jordan Farmar

adrian on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:37 PM

I honestly want to see this Derek Caracter guy. I dont know if i already posted this but a co-worker went to the Georgetown game and said Caracter is the best freshman big man ever. I asked him if he was better the Tyler Hansbrough and he said yes. I call bullshit on that but i could be wrong.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Joke of the day.

A guy from Kentucky dies and goes to Hell. He had been a horrible man all his life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer.
To make it even worse, he cranks up the temperature and humidity.

After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Kentuckian is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says "I don't understand this! I've turned the heat way up, it's humid and you're crushing rocks. Why are you so happy?"

The Kentuckian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Lexington. Hot, humid and a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Kentuckian's remarks. He then decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential winds. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.

Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing in his eyes, the Kentuckian is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be so happy in such awful conditions.

The Kentuckian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It's just like April in Kentucky. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

Now the devil is completely baffled. He is more determined than ever to make the Kentuckian suffer. He then makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly, Hell is blanketed in feet of snow and ice.

Confident that this will finally make the Kentuckian unhappy, he checks in on him again. He is again aghast at what he sees! the guy is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in utter glee.

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40 below zero?" screams the devil. Jumping up and down the Kentuckian throws a snowball at the devil and yells "Hell is frozen over!! This means the Wildcats are going to a Bowl game!!"

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:38 PM

Yes they did, however, they are still #5 in the polls so that should be a good way to get UK to vault upwards if we beat them and win the Maui.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Adrian - D. Character is suppose to be really good. He is a big guy was like 6'8" and 300 pounds who can shoot the rock. Not sure if he is the best freshman big man ever because I think Brandon Wright (freshman at UNC) and Kevin Durant (freshman Texas) and not to mention Greg Oden (freshman OSU-Buckey) all would have been top 5 NBA draft picks this year.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:43 PM

supposed to be below 275 now. I read in a magazine he should be one and done.

joe on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:44 PM

what is bill walker, mayo's friend, status

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:45 PM

enrolled at Kansas St, will be eligible 2nd semester...like Ramon Harris will be for UK

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:46 PM

If D. Character is 275 I am 200

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:50 PM

From the Lexington-Herald.

Smith all but announced that Ramon Harris, the Alaska Class 4A Player of the Year last season, will join the Kentucky team on Dec. 15. First, the player must be declared academically eligible by the NCAA Clearinghouse. Smith called that process "more a formality."

Harris, a 6-foot-6 player, averaged 16.3 points, 13.1 rebounds and 3.5 blocks while leading Anchorage West High School to its third straight state championship last season.

"Very athletic," Smith said of Harris. "Long. Wing player."

Harris could play near the basket or on the perimeter, a quality made even more valuable by a UK roster that includes only 11 scholarship players. If he's declared eligible, Harris could enroll and join the team by the end of the fall semester, or Dec. 15. He cannot practice with the team until then.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ky/16015206.htm

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Ramon Harris has been the Alaska player of the year 4 times (won it each year) and this kid is suppose to be a real sleeper. He is 6'6" with a long wingspan (7 feet or so) and he can jump out of the gym. He is also a good 3 point shooter.

Brock on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 4:14 PM

This is such a bunch of bullshit. Kentucky gets away with so much shit when it comes to eligibility issues. UC has 2 foreign 6'10" guys that can't play because the NCAA has been dragging its feet for months trying to find out if someone on one of their AAU teams got a hamburger bought for them. The players never got paid, but if ANYONE on the team gets paid or compensated, they get classified as a professional and receive suspensions.

Yet... Randolph Morris can go into the NBA draft, hire an agent, and still come back to UK. The NCAA is so corrupt.

adrian on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 4:18 PM

Cincy just has the wrong colors on...

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Um....it is a technicallity of a rule but UK finally had one in its favor.

What about the Kansas booster that that gave the forward $5000 what happened to them. 4 game suspension.

Morris did it legit and got a 14 game suspension. Granted I am just glad he is back, but come on it isn't apples to apples. Didn't that happen to UofL in the past about a player ruled inelligible? Not sure how it works, but I think it is slightly more complicated than you are making it out to be Brock.

Anytime the NCAA can bring down UK they do. We got a hose job on the fucking football probation and scholarship reduction and when other programs have done the same they receive a much lesser penalty..why is that? When the head of the NCAA Investigation Commission was asked why didn't Bama get the same penalty as UK, his response was to the extent of acknowledging UK got hosed.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 5:08 PM

Tour of Wildcat Lodge.

http://www.tubbysmith.com/catland.a...?s=wildcatlodge

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 5:12 PM

If anyone wants to do anything for the game tonight hit me up.

douglas on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 5:28 PM

what're u talking about doing?

Phil on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 6:17 PM

btw, it's one month until the The Reindeer Romp 4k for those that are interested...

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 10:38 PM

Man must be a full moon out tonight. UK and UNC both get played tough and Kansas falls to Oral Roberts

Brock on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 10:52 PM

That, or some other explanation.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:38 PM

Well I know UK struggled in the 1/2 court offense tonight and they had no rhythm. The good thing is that the hard nosed tubby defensive team is back.

UK was blowing the game wide open in the second half and then Morris got a phantom 4th foul. I say that because Morris was standing next to Peavy and Peavy fell down on the ground without Morris touching him....really bogus. Instant replay verified this. So after that UK struggled in the 1/2 court and the fact that we turned the ball over way to many times.

The positives is that at one point UK was shooting 18% in the game and they managed to claw ahead at the half by 4 points. The other good thing is UK played a verteran mid major in Miami (OH) and they pulled it out without Sheray Thomas and Jared Carter (which normally wouldn't be much but Woo is hurt too so our front court is thin) and Miami OH is similar to an Iowa team in they play very physical. Also Morris exerted himself enough to get a double double in limited action (see fouls above) and Perry Stevenson ended the game with 7 blocks.

Negatives were turnovers turnovers turnovers and unforced fouls.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 at 11:58 PM

Add UCLA to a team being played tough...down by 3 at the half.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 12:52 AM

Oh and OJ Mayo signs with USC today (or yesterday) whatever.

adrian on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 8:02 AM

It is going to be another long and painful year for the cats.

adrian on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 8:13 AM

I just saw on espn that Kansas got beat.

Church on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 8:23 AM

Oral Roberts beat Kansas after losing to Loyola Marymount earlier in the week. I think one of Eddie Sutton's sons coaches Oral Roberts

Church on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 8:24 AM

UK should be okay, give them another game for the freshmen to get acclimated. When is the Alaska guy eligible

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 9:07 AM

uk will be fine, when they were passing and moving the ball, they did well, it was when they tried that one on one bullshit that rondo made famous that they fucked up and couldn't score. The defense looked pretty good, the freshmen looked very good for their first collegiate game, a lot to look forward to there, plus there will be more depth when thomas comes back and then carter, and then when the alaskan guy is eligible Dec. 15, so fouls won't be such a concern

Jerome on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 9:31 AM

Jayhawks go down on - I mean -TO Oral Roberts

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Yeah UK will be fine. Shots weren't falling tonight, but they really clamped down defensively. Jodie Meeks asked to guard Peavy in the 2nd half and didn't do all that bad...UK held Miami OH to 4 fg out of 25 attempts in 2nd half.

Jodie is listed at 6'5" 206 pounds while Nathan Peavy is 6'8" and 227. Jodie held his own with him pretty well.

UK will pressure more this year, however, you have to hit shots to set up the press.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 9:57 AM

Church - I believe Ramon Harris gains eligibility December 15th.

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 10:53 AM

check the last sentence of my last post, you re-posting bastard

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 10:54 AM

where the fuck is everybody?

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Look at this OJ Mayo quote.

An AP report says that USC announced receiving an LOI from OJ Mayo, and offers the following:

"It's the perfect situation," Mayo, a 6-foot-5 guard, told USA Today. "After (football) players like Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart, the school is ready for a player of my caliber."

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:05 AM

Sorry Douglas - I can't read.

adrian on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:33 AM

OJ Mayo isn't cocky or anything is he?

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:35 AM

i think it's going to be fun to see how many of these high school players that were dead set on going pro do in college, like to see them just turn out to be busts or something, like Oden or Caracter or guys like that, who are for sure supposed to be 'one and done' college players. i'm kinda rooting against them to succeed so everybody can laugh at them and say they never woulda had a shot in the pros.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:37 AM

Not at all...he seems to be a real humble guy. I bet we will see him ringing a bell one day for the Salvation Army because he is so humble.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:37 AM

Oden has always said he wanted to go to college and get his degree. I dont' think he is one and done.

Phil on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:38 AM

I got a sign up request today from ozobi@restofemailaddressRemovedByPhil.com:
"i fuckin' don't know who da fuck phil is. i just wana post ma shit here.i want ma password 2 be 'blessing'"

searching on the internet tells me that ozobi@restofemailaddressRemovedByPhil.com is:
GENDER : Male AGE : 20's AREA : UGANDA
Hi am an africa from east africa(uganda) and im interested in japanese gals and friends.pliz if interested mail me.Kennie

Ozobi seems like a unique enough name......
oh what do we have here: http://www.sendflirt.com/members/Ug...R-boy-21607.htm

Ozobi seems like a cool enough guy, but chances are he's just looking to spam us with prescription drugs or perhaps trying to steal our Japaneses bitches. But I don't think there is a Natty Sci chapter in Uganda quite yet...

Phil on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:41 AM

huh, i also found this page:
http://www.matchstudents.com/index....hot&id=8493

There is a link that says "my favorites", so I clicked that and it once I fixed the URL it took me to this profile: http://www.matchstudents.com/index....hot&id=8493

And surprise, surprise it leads to someone in Louisville, KY. I checked their myspace profile ( http://www.myspace.com/shegotzthagoodz) and sure enough it's some chick that went to Wagner.

The odds of that happening have to be astronomical...

adrian on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:53 AM

We will see after this year with Oden. If OSU wins the title, that fucker is gone.

Jerome on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Ozobi's a prince of Uganda!! He was in prison a while back and I sent him his bail money, but he hasn't paid me back yet. I'm not worried though ... if you can't trust a prince of Uganda, who can you trust?

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 12:01 PM

Ugandan IOUs are worth every penny.

Church on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 12:11 PM

Adrian, you never know with Oden. He could lead OSU to the title or he could be a bust like Felipe Lopez

Phil on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 12:14 PM

I tracked the sign up and sure enough it came from someone from Uganda.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

Sooooooo, i tracked down this guy's IP address, right? So I knew what computer he's on so I wanted to figure out how he found us (the webserver tracks all of this). I'm almost in too much shock to even begin to type this, but here's the google search that led ozobi here.
http://www.google.co.ug/search?hl=e...G=Google+Search

Brock on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 12:19 PM

Well hell, if we sign him up, Douglas doesn't have to tell his lame "I fucked a gerbil" stories... we'll have some sweet stories from Ozobi about chimp rape.

adrian on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 12:41 PM

I didn't know camping for PS3's could be so dangerous. Lexington represents...

http://www.tgdaily.com/2006/11/16/p...iveby_shooting/

Phil on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 12:46 PM

well, I hit up Wojega's little webpage with an ip address from Colombia and the think still told me his favorite was that chick from Wagner. I am completely dumb founded.

We have a random dude signing up that
1) found us searching for chimp rape
2) lists one of his favorite people as some wanna be thug chick from Wagner
3) who has "Hate me today" playing on her Myspace profile

This certainly has blown my mind. I was going to go through this chick's myspace profile list of "friends" and see if she's connected to us in any way, but it's just a big bunch of 17 year old posers standing around throwing up gang signs they saw on tv trying to look tough in a fucking myspace profile. "U noz how i be smokin' dem blunts and be updating my shit DAILY on my parents Compaq, bitches! Representin' INDIAN HILLS FUCKAS!"

Brock on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 12:55 PM

I feel so old. I look at MySpace and just want to crack 90% of those people upside the head and tell them to stop being ghetto and get fuckin' job.

adrian on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 1:14 PM

Brock, when are you heading to N'Awlins

Brock on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Coming down to Louisville tonight to saddle up the conversion van, and heading down tomorrow morning.

I'm going to try and avoid stepping in horse shit this time. Although I cannot guarantee anything since I plan to be Beyond Thunderdome as soon as we cross the Louisiana state line tomorrow evening.

WHO DEY!

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 1:21 PM

trust me, nobody at waggener lives in indian hills

adrian on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 1:40 PM

A coworker said he heard on the radio that Brooks is getting an extension.

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 1:58 PM

he deserves one

adrian on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 2:04 PM

He deserves a huge bonus.

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 2:19 PM

for all u card fans:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS02/61116040

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 2:23 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS03/61116030

brooks' contract extension

Brock on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 2:24 PM

I hate Lee Corso in the same way I hate John Madden.... I've spent so much time listening to them bitch about me trying 4th and 20's from my own 5, and then punk them out when I do it, that I've just grown accustomed to insulting their mothers, their brain capacity, their souls, their unborn children, their wives whom I've nailed in all manner of ways, their skulls being fucked, and any other manner of hate.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Wow Brock - way to prove a point via video games.

Marc on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Ozobi, found the site form one of my long ago video posts. That's awesome. also the fact that he searched specifically about a chimpanzee raping a woman, perhaps it's happened. (which is fucked up) and too it get a great idea for New Years since Douglas loves to be on camera and loves all animals.

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 4:38 PM

especially the furry ones

Bigworm on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 5:07 PM

douglas and mark killed the Sci.

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 5:12 PM

joe not being at work didn't help either

Phil on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 5:27 PM

Apparently Male is the #3 high school football team in the nation:
http://www.maxpreps.com/FanPages/Na...ball_Fall_06-07

Brock on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 5:46 PM

I'm surprised they get such a high ranking... Male never travels out of state (or across the river) to play anyone good.

Notice Cincinnati has two teams in the Top 12: Colerain and Cincy St. X

Brent on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 6:31 PM

There's a high school called Coletrain in Cincinnati, no wonder they are always having racism problems in that fucking shithole.

douglas on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 6:54 PM

screech's sex tape trailer:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.co...as-trailer.html

Cuban on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 8:02 PM

Joe,

How I met your mother Season one goes on sale 11/21/06

Phil on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 10:28 PM

360 Core for $100, next week on Amazon.com.
http://arstechnica.com/journals/thu...2006/11/16/5983

Phil on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 10:34 PM

Make sure you check out the Pitt punt return from tonights game...

Marc on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 10:40 PM

On this week's episode of Prison Break, one of the prison guards steals a bunch of money and sets himself up in a nice hotel and orders up three prostitutes. Anyway, scene changes, then the scene comes back and one of the girls says, "you want me to do a Cleveland what?!" referencing the infamous Cleveland steamer. I found this funny to be referenced on network TV. Although it isn't the first time that very act has been referenced on tv. it still makes me laugh. Would make a decent family guy joke if they haven't already. Cleveland is a delicatessen. If he heated subs, then maybe they could be Cleveland Steamers. I know it isn't laugh out loud funny. but fuck it, it just came to me, and I'm bored.

Brent on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 10:49 PM

World domination:

http://www.msfirefox.com/

Brent on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 10:52 PM

The video on that site is hilarious.

Brent on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:25 PM

Phil, are you going to counter-offer, accept, or decline my trade?

Marc on Thursday, November 16, 2006 at 11:58 PM

for Jay
http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/optimus-prime.jpg

Jerome on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 7:54 AM

For you James Earl Jones fans ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 8:17 AM

bitches I'm back today

adrian on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 8:32 AM

um, where did you go?

adrian on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 8:39 AM

Phil, I just watched the Pitt Punt return. My favorite part was hit/block the Pitt guy put on the two WV's special team defenders. He knocked them the fuck out.

Jay on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 8:40 AM

I've felt like shit the past couple of days. I'm getting ready to go to the doctor. I hate being sick. So, football sunday at noon, right? I might be on the IR.

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 8:59 AM

I went an entire day yesterday without posting. I called in to work yesterday and then had a job interview. I think it went well. Hey Phil, what ESPN network is UL on tomorrow? I'm still down for football on Sunday, Chris is a no show and if Jay and Brock are out that leaves Mark, Adrian and me from last Sunday. What happened to everybody?

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 9:13 AM

hopefully i'll be able to play this weekend, i haven't been able to get anyone to watch kaelyn the last two weeks. did u interview for that govt job? what was it?

Jerome on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 9:49 AM

This made me laugh this morning ... http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.2.html

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 9:51 AM

yep, that was the job I interviewed for. The job involves deciding whether veterans injuries are war related and if they deserve disabilty and how much. I'm supposed to hear back next week with a decision. I'm pretty confident. Starting pay is better and raises are very good. Also, it is government benefits so that is good.

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 10:03 AM

where's the office for that? so u get to be the guy to tell a veteran his injury doesn't warrant disability? good luck w/ that

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 10:23 AM

I won't actually have contact with veterans for a while. That is when the big bucks come in.

Phil on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 10:24 AM

Pitt punt return
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20BIzgUuSP4

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 11:03 AM

so you'd create the bad news, and someone else would deliver it, that's definitely the way to go

adrian on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 11:03 AM

The spin move at the end is sweet but the best part is the Pitt guy knocking down two WV players.

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Sportscenter yesterday, Toledo-Miami game. Sportscenter anchor about game played in mud "giggity giggity giggity there in the quagmire." Also, whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had gonorhea.

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 11:47 AM

is chris working today at university? i just found out my mom's old neighbor (an alcoholic) was walking her dog this morning and collapsed and died, apparently she was taken to university.

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Yep, he is in University ER

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 11:53 AM

small world

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 12:07 PM

I hope chris didnt kill her

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 12:25 PM

ps3 just went on ebay for $5,300

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 12:27 PM

You're the dude who found her? That's kinda funny...except the part where she died.

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 12:28 PM

wow, your a doctor

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 12:37 PM

The day I actually quit working here, whether it is by choice or not, I'm gonna miss how little work and responsibility I have.

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 12:43 PM

RIP Bo Scembecheler. Is Michigan gonna win one for the gipper?

Also, I'll have what he's having

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2836

Jay on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 1:06 PM

Wow, this site sucks today. I should be able to make the game sunday. I'm not going to let a little illness stop me. I'm not a pussy.

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 1:16 PM

chris, no, i didn't find her, i'm at work dumbass. my mom emailed me and told me she died and what had happened, apparently she was walking her dog and collapsed. she's a hardcore alcoholic, but she was a good friend of my mom's. chris, do u know anything about what happened to her, like how she died? i mentioned u worked at university at my mom was wondering if u knew cuz the neighbors that found her had no clue, and she was unconscious. apparently the paramedics revived her initially too.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Can't tell you shit that you don't already know. And she came in fairly early, you may not have already gone to work.

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 1:29 PM

alright, thanks. and i'm officially down for football sunday for those who are gonna play

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 1:45 PM

uh, jay, quick question...why in the hell did u pick up kurt warner in fantasy football??

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 2:06 PM

I'm down for football

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Is that HIPAA shit not being able to tell shit you don't already know?

Phil on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 2:29 PM

I think my sickness has gotten to the point where being outside can't hurt, so count me in for football too.

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 2:30 PM

new sports guy mailbag:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061117

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 3:19 PM

this is why i don't fuck penguins, because they're gay. i have standards you know...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15764474/

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 3:27 PM

FAGS

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 3:28 PM

hey, married people have no room to make fun of gay penguins, you're just as gay as they are

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 3:28 PM

it's almost too easy

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 3:48 PM

FAGS

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 3:49 PM

don't be mean

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 3:58 PM

So UK plays tonight at 7. But I have to tape it because I have to go to some Children's Hospital Ball tonight......won't be to bad except I have to wear a penguin suit.

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 3:59 PM

i wish to God u were serious

Phil on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:00 PM

I'm glad to see the sports guy is with me on Studio 60. Marc, make sure you read the mailbag (well, at least the Studio 60 part). This is like your homework.

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:04 PM

Anything going on tonight

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:07 PM

I am serious. I am going with Abby to the Kosair's Children's Hospital Snow Ball.

Apparently this is a pretty big deal for the hospital and the event is sold out. They are also having a silent auction with the proceeds benefitting the Children's Hospital. Some of the items you can bid on include a Terry Bradshaw autographed football, Bobby Petrino autographed football, they have vacation packages, dinner packages, fine clothing, etc....so yeah that is where I am going tonight. And the fact that I don't have to pay for the tickets to go to it is another added benefit....E&Y has a corporate table at this event.

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:09 PM

I am guessing it will be set up similar to Chris's wedding because it is at Louisville Slugger Field. Not sure if they have any rooms there or not to rent.

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:10 PM

sorry Kosair's = Kosairs

Green Baron on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:12 PM

What the fuck?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15759622/

And we're supposed to believe flying is the safest form of travel? How many musicians died in plane crashes?
Half of Skynard, Patsy Cline, The Big Three (Valenz, Holly, Bopper), Aliya, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Bob Denver, countless others.
How many died in bus crashes????
Can't think of 1. But I bet you more musicians take buses than planes. Even when they do take a plane, they generally take a bus to and from that plane. Suck on that. I just don't buy that bullshit. Planes are fucking dangerous. One time, I came home to find a plane fucking my dog. Yah...they're fucking dangerous.

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:22 PM

i was talking about the penguin suit

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Well I am wearing a tuxedo. It is a black tie affair for the gents.

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:24 PM

"tuxedo up" doesn't have the same ring as "suit up"

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:25 PM

if he was wearing a penguin suit, he could go 'penguin up'

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:25 PM

I completely agree

nor does "tux up"

joe on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:26 PM

aren't you the same guy that was in the flight suit and the devil outfit?

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Phil - you'd like #8

08 Cardinal Collectors
Chris Redmon, a former Louisville Cardinal and NFL quarterback has autographed a football for our special event.

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:27 PM

I'm a master of disguise

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:29 PM

61 Wrap Yourself in Pearls
You’ll love this 100-inch strand of black freshwater cultured pearls! Donated by Val’s Gems and Repair


Douglas would give them a pearl necklace for 1/2 the price

douglas on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:31 PM

a 100 inch pearl necklace at that too.

Bigworm on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Maybe I will try for these so Adrian can proclaim his love for Terrance Farley.

22 Got Pitino?
Second-row seats for four to the University of Louisville vs. Marquette Big East Conference basketball game on Monday, January 15, 2007 at Freedom Hall. Donated by WLKY-TV.

Brent on Friday, November 17, 2006 at 10:39 PM

Not for the faint-hearted...

A determinedly suicidal man stuck an M100 firecracker (which packs a punch equivalent to 1/4 of a stick of dynamite) into his mouth and lit the fuse. Only those with an iron stomach should bother clicking these links:

http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asyl...m100/m100-1.jpg
http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asyl...m100/m100-2.jpg
http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asyl...m100/m100-3.jpg
http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asyl...m100/m100-4.jpg

joe on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Football, tomorrow, noon, seneca park. Also, anybody up for anything tonight call me.

Phil on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Frank Caliendo (the guy who does the Madden impersonation) on Letterman:
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchi...k_caliendo.html

joe on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 3:17 PM

Go Basketball cards, 100 points. TACOS!!!! Let me be the first to jump on the Jerry Smith bandwagon. For the record, Northwestern State went to the tourney last year and actually won a game in it. Big win Cards. 1 game down 1 to go for UL today.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Football CATS are sucking ass today. Their defense is attrocious as usual.

UK lead 28-10 and then halftime is 28-27. Start of the 4th right now and UK is down 34-33. UK is driving and is in the redzone but this is sad...very sad. Things are finally turning in Lexington for football and I am grateful for that, however, they are talking about retaining the entire staff? A blind man can see that Mike Archer needs to be fired. The D hasn't stopped anyone all year and if we didn't have +10 or so in take aways we wouldn't have won 3 games all year. Joker and Sanders are moving the ball, why can't we get a defensive coordinator that can just stop the opposing offense just part of the time.

I want to go to a bowl game badly, but I almost wish UK would lose Senior Day (today) to Louisiana Monroe so we can fire Archer!

Bigworm on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Current drive summary courtesty of yahoo for UK vs. ULM. UK is up 42-34

1st-10, ULM35 C. Dawson rushed to the left for 6 yard gain
2nd-4, ULM41 C. Dawson rushed up the middle for 3 yard gain
3rd-1, ULM44 C. Payne rushed up the middle for 1 yard gain
1st-10, ULM45 E. Hogan rushed to the right for 5 yard gain. ULM committed 10 yard penalty
1st-15, ULM40 C. Dawson rushed to the right for 18 yard gain. ULM committed 15 yard penalty
1st-12, ULM43 C. Dawson rushed to the right for 13 yard gain
1st-10, UK44 E. Hogan rushed up the middle for 13 yard gain
1st-10, UK31 E. Hogan rushed to the right for 3 yard gain
2nd-7, UK28 C. Dawson rushed up the middle for 5 yard gain
3rd-2, UK23 C. Dawson rushed up the middle for 3 yard gain
1st-10, UK20 E. Hogan rushed to the left for 4 yard gain
2nd-6, UK16 E. Hogan rushed to the left for 7 yard gain
1st-9, UK9 E. Hogan rushed up the middle for 6 yard gain
2nd-3, UK3 C. Dawson rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain

Bigworm on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 4:21 PM

It is now 3 and 1 on the UK 1. UK trying to make a stand and there is 1:00 left in the game.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 4:22 PM

ULM scored. 42-40 UK still on top.

Keep in mind UK fumbled the PAT attempt on the previous score so that would put them 1 point ahead after a 2pt conversion. Now they can tie it up.

Jay on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 4:22 PM

I wish I would have checked this earlier. Baron, What about Cliff Burton? How could you forget him. (I'm talking about someone that died in a bus crash)

Bigworm on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 4:24 PM

2 pt conversion failed. UK winning 42-40 but let's wait and see.....maybe ULM will recover the kickoff

Bigworm on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 4:38 PM

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UK WINS 42-40

I ALMOST WANTED THEM TO LOSE SO WE COULD FIRE ARCHER.

FUCKER YOU MIKE ARCHER...YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 7:23 PM

This right here is reason enough to get a Nintendo Wii

http://videogames.yahoo.com/gamerev...&eid=493324

Bigworm on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 8:05 PM

From what I am hearing, UK will be playing on December 29th in the Liberty Bowl against Houston I do believe....unless we manage to beat UT.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 18, 2006 at 11:27 PM

Well shit Brock looks like you were right. UC over Rutgers...hope you are partying this one up.

Bigworm on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 12:40 AM

Chris - I had some Evan Williams Single Barrel the other night...pretty good if I say so myself.

Phil on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Xbox 360's for $100 at Amazon.com will happen:
http://www.i4u.com/article7149.html

On Thursday, November 23, at 11 a.m PST Amazon will sell 1,000 of these. They'll probably be gone in 3 or 4 minutes. So if you want one make sure you sign up for the one click shopping so once they become available you can just click "Buy"

Bigworm on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 4:15 PM

OSU and Michigan are still #1 and #2 in the BCS poll!

Phil on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 4:56 PM

I love this video. In the Natty Sci remake I think there is no question that B-Mac would play the role of Redneck "Fucking Bullshit" Dad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQkO...lZFyo&eurl=
(via Deadspin)

stew on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 5:11 PM

Fuck! I hate MRE's!

Phil on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 5:24 PM

Also, the kid in that video's name is either Gunnar or Gunner. I pray that he was named after Gunnar Nelson.

stew on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 5:29 PM

I don't know if anyone else saw this, but I thought it was appropriate under the "abuse of power" title. I really didn't foresee a Democrat proposing to bring the draft back. His thinking behind it might be correct, but nobody in the armed forces wants a draft. I certainly don't want anyone who didn't come here by choice. I'm not really concerned though, because any legislation like this will never pass.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/washin...ary-draft_x.htm

Phil on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 5:49 PM

Rangel's been doing that since 2003. His basic idea is that if people in politics and other "elites" had children that could go to war they'd be less likely to send troops overseas. Really, he's just being a smart ass.

Bigworm on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 10:09 PM

Yeah but I think you can still get around it by working for a politician for some time or somethign like that. I don't remember the exact rule but there was a way around it...which I am sure their kids would be high on the list to do.

Bigworm on Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 10:11 PM

They would walk away from Iraq before they brought a draft.

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