I'll Fix It!

I'll fix it cat

Because I'm not the type of guy to randomly dissapear and abandon everyone, I figured I'd go ahead and create a new post. With a cat picture.

Posted by Phil on December 10th, in the afternoon | 554 comments

Comments

Phil on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 5:24 PM

Joe made headway into the Natty Sci posting from weird locations. Today I'm posting from my laptop from O'shea's. I'm almost ashamed it has taken this long for this to occur. And for the record the reason my laptop is up here with me is because our graphic designer wanted to meet me up here.

Phil on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 6:47 PM

Will Farrell is going to be in a movie about the ABA that is in "preproduction" which means that it is going to be out in like 5 years. But that's no reason to be excited about it now! Andre 3000 is also going to be in it along with Woody Harrelson which means no one will be going to sizzler.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0839980/

The ABA was fucking nuts and I'm surprised no one has made a movie about it yet. The book Loose Balls (which I obviously bought just for the title and later realized it was a basketball book) has probably 120 different stories that alone should be scenes in the movie. Probably my favorite story was about Marvin Barnes who showed up 5 minutes before a game wearing his basketball uniform under a fur coat, and carrying a sack of hamburgers. The coach benched him for the first quarter and Barnes still scored something like 50 points.

Will Ferrel better not fuck this movie up.

joe on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 8:42 PM

B-mac, dino, chris and I just went to the UL -BU game and the question was asked what is gayer, male cheerleaders or the two man luge. B-mac responds what is the 2 man luge? Random guy in front of us turns around looks at B-mac laughing and says "he's a keeper"

Marc on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 9:53 PM

Okay, one of the best parody trailers ever.
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
http://www.thetrailermash.com/10-th...ndments-comedy/

Phil on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 9:58 PM

Speaking of the Bellarmine College game, I'm a little freaked out by the photo they ran in the paper of BJ Flynn's brother from the game:
http://cmsimg.courier-journal.com/a...500&title=1

Phil on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 10:58 PM

This guy always makes some interesting and well animated games, and his latest christmas one is no different
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

stew on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 11:14 PM

I don't feel targeted at all by this post...btw, how about Drew fuckin' Brees...400 yds and 5 td's!!! Don't get me wrong. I love the Chargers but Brees is a goddamn genious this year.

Phil on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 11:22 PM

Stew, if I was targeting you with a post I would have had a picture of a cat with their ass going through a window. Last night I was the DD and I disappeared from the heard as they played "would I do her" and "is B-Mac going to fall asleep?". Another fun game was Cuban playing "Why would deaf people go to a bar" and "I'm going to kill the band for not playing Rocky Racoon to my standards." And by the time I came back they were gone. So I wandered O'Shea's for 15 minutes asking if anyone had seen a 6'6" dude with a blue sweatshirt leave with a bunch of people saying "1" or "0" as they passed females. And I felt kinda guilty about it.

You coming back into town for Christmas?

stew on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 11:27 PM

Wow! Reprimand accepted and approved! As a matter of fact I will be in town over the holidays (Dec 23 thru Jan 6.) Hopefully, I will be able to supply some sort of wingmanship at O'Shea's, but I don't want to explore that too much.
If anybody wants some Chargers superbowl champions gear, let me know in advance...

stew on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 11:29 PM

I better see more people than I saw over Thanksgiving...granted I didn't really let people know I was gonna be home but still...

Phil on Sunday, December 10, 2006 at 11:44 PM

Damn straight you better accept your reprimand. We got to get you out to play some flag christmas football while you are here too.

Jay on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:15 AM

I'll make sure to see you, stew. And Phil, we looked for you and tried to call you, but didn't find you. So we just left.

Bigworm on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:24 AM

1985 Bears performing the Super Bowl Shuffle and others teams versions.

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=1321

douglas on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:35 AM

not being able to use ur thumb fu cking sucks, as u can see by m y awesome typing today. i can't even jack off

douglas on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:42 AM

in case ur wondering i cut my thumb real bad this weekend and now it's all wrapped up in a splint and i can't use it

Jerome on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Douglas - I've been there with the bandaged hand. Here's a suggestion:

Purchase cantaloupe, bore appropriate sized hole in cantaloupe, heat cantaloupe in microwave on HIGH for 30 seconds, tune TV to MSNBC, insert penis into cantaloupe (repeat as needed), shave hair from palms.

douglas on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 10:10 AM

great idea, i was thinking about the whole american pie thing and sticking my dick in a warm apple pie, or just for easier convenience, just sticking it in the mashed potatoes

Jay on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Joe, do you still need someone to watch the house for you when the tent is delivered? I'm off that day.

Jay on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 12:06 PM

So I was giving a Tuscan Mule to this kangaroo, right?

douglas on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 12:07 PM

i like where ur head's at

douglas on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 1:19 PM

u g uys sucks today

Brock on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Merry Fuckin' Christmas!

Come home yesterday to find my window torn open and robbed again!

At least this time I followed up on the issue since the cops did jack shit last time, and I contacted stores they used my cards at. Got two descriptions and a possible license plate # from a drive-thru. I should be a goddamn detective... b/c these worthless police certainly don't know what they're doing.

Barry on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 1:45 PM

damn brock, you gotta get out of cincinnatti and move to a safe place, like baton rouge...wait

Phil on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 1:47 PM

Brock, you have the full disposal of Law & Order : Natty Sci at your service.

Barry on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 1:47 PM

did anybody watch the texas-lsu game by any chance?

Barry on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 1:49 PM

if so can you explain why when down by 1 with 7 seconds left a normally not very good shooter (though great defender) took a shot from beyond nba range instead of feeding the baby

Jay on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Holy shit, Brock. If you need anything, let me know.

Brock on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 2:25 PM

No biggie, they just stole the video games I just replaced and some credit cards... nothing monumental, but its the fact it happened again... so I'm out for blood this time.

Apparently the guy using the cards has one bad eye (cataract or something), so instead of looking for the one-armed man, I'm looking for the one-eyed man.

I'll get you, you sonofabitch!

Bigworm on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 2:25 PM

Barry I watched that games and I have no clue why LSU opted for that shot. I would have went to Big Baby for sure. I also have no clue as to why Tack Minor was jacking up threes during the game or why the defense did not rotate over and help whoever was guarding DJ Augustine to prevent him from penetrating the lane. I think Rajon Rondo is a better 3 point shooter than Tack Minor, and that speaks volumes my friend. All in all it was a very good game though.

douglas on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 2:35 PM

why can't somebody shoot this stupid bitch? i'm not even a democrat and i feel bad for all democrats b/c they have to acknowledge the presence of this dumb broad.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/12/11/s...d.ap/index.html

douglas on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 3:38 PM

so......does anyone know if u can get herpes from an armadillo?

Jay on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 3:48 PM

They can't give you herpes, but I once got a wicked case of the clap from an armadillo.

douglas on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 3:51 PM

whew! i just saw a big red bump on his shell after i was done, and since i already got the gono and the clap, i didn't need herpes too

Brock on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Armadillos are a medical model for studying leprosy.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a990219.html

Brock on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 3:54 PM

The skin on your dick is gonna fall off.

douglas on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 3:58 PM

jay, i guess u'll just have to rub a lot of lotion on your dick then when that skin falls off, oh wait...

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 4:07 PM

Damn it brock you beat me to that comment...Is that some random medical fact you picked up along the way or did you google armadillos and infectious diseases?

Brock on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Some chick wanted to write a research proposal on leprosy for her qualifying exam; since she is some kind of Jesus-freak. Therefore, she was going to have to use armadillos as her animal model, which became a running joke for a while.

I did learn something in grad school.

Jay on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 4:52 PM

So, I was just at the grocery store, and there was a 13-14 year old girl wearing sweat pants that read "keep staring" WTF? She is just asking for it.

Dave on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 4:53 PM

Brock, that sucks. I bet you were probably robbed my the same person twice. They usually go back to easy targets. If you can get me the license plate # I can get all the info you need on these people.

joe on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 7:45 PM

I was talking about armadillos at work today. Girl that started today with me said she went to school at Texas State. All I could think of was Scott Bakula and Sinbad playing football for the Texas State Fightin' Armadillos in Necessary Roughness. I made a cooment about Armadillos and she stared at me like I am an idiot. Why don't more people have stupid movie knowledge?

Brock on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:26 PM

Wasn't it the NORTH Texas State Fighting Armadillos?

Brock on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:27 PM

No, you're right, it was Texas State University, at least according to IMDB

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102517/

Brock on Monday, December 11, 2006 at 9:30 PM

All I know is that I want a Fightin' Armadillos shirt

http://www.cafepress.com/madcapstudios/2003301

Preferably one that has Kathy Ireland's love stains all over it.

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 9:05 AM

This sucks. Without Joe, it's up to me to start a conversation. And nobody wants that.

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 9:10 AM

Happy birthday to Bob Barker, 83.

Phil on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 9:17 AM

I can contribute! I thought I brought this up earlier, but it was new to Marc.

So the cheerleader, if her injuries heal themselves, would that mean that she's forever a virgin? Side discussion: would constantly having to deal with the whole first time issue over and over lead her to becoming a hot lesbian cheerleader?

Marc on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Not only that, but you could give her a reasonable "jelly donut" hopefully without too much backlash since she would be healed, (even though she seems to feel some pain)

Marc on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 9:23 AM

Possible Team name: "Why save the cheerleader?! Her hyman regenerates anyway."
or some possible variation of the concept.

and it made me think of a new one.
Family Guy quote; "The Clitoris: Nature's Rubix cube"
how about; "The Hyman: Nature's Stay-Fresh Seal"

douglas on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 9:34 AM

that cheerleader would make a great sex toy, completely ravage her and she goes back to her original form, kinda like play-doh

douglas on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 9:54 AM

i can't sustain this site all by my lonesome here guys w/ joe gone

douglas on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 10:09 AM

interesting about the lexington ban:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...-12-12-06-53-15

Phil on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 10:28 AM

They didn't have any numbers about how many chicks went from trashy looking to not-so-trashy looking or how much less your clothes smell. Those are the only numbers I care about.

Jerome on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 10:41 AM

I wanna go back to the hymen-busting discussion. If I'm throwin' the high hard one at Claire's 16-year-old honeypot and I zip it through Nature's Stay-Fresh Seal (thanks, Marc!), would she be able to heal on each consecutive thrust provided that I'm taking a full windup each time and not just going from the stretch?

douglas on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 10:46 AM

if she healed herself after every thrust, then damn that would have to be the best feeling ever, sex with teenagers is great, i mean, it was great when i was a teenager too, yeah, that's what i meant

Jerome on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:01 AM

I agree. That would be awesome. Messy too since the cherry would keep poppin'

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:17 AM

It seems to take some time, so it would not heal after each thrust. Just after you were done. And I can't believe I'm seriously in this discussion.

douglas on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:20 AM

do u have a topic better than pussy regeneration? I certainly don't

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:22 AM

You've got me there. What about "How I met your Mother" last night. It wasn't the best episode ever, but I thought it had some pretty funny moments.

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Apparently, we really don't have anything to talk about.

douglas on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:53 AM

i say we go back to pussy regeneration, but that's just me

Phil on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!
A Special Message From Santa Claus
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56321

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 12:03 PM

It always comes back to pussy regeneration, doesn't it.

douglas on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 12:08 PM

what can i say, i find it fascinating

Jerome on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Some dude that looks like Burket's dad just walked into our office for a meeting. I went to say, "HI", but didn't realize until I got about 10 feet from the dude. So I had this shit eating grin on my face, stopped dead in my tracks, did a 180 and briskly walked away. The guy was probably wondering what the hell was wrong with the Vietnamese freak.

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 12:54 PM

Why's he gotta be Vietnamese?

Church on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 1:36 PM

Brock, what neighborhood do you live in in Cincy? We might be moving up there next year.

Phil, how's this for weird destinations to post from, I am posting from the Crown Plaza hotel in richmond, virginia.

How the hell does U of L only beat Bellarmine by 12? Crap

Barry on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 1:56 PM

what a quack. i don't see any problem with him being in control of nukes
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061212...an_holocaust_dc

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 2:26 PM

This site sucks without joe. And where has wes been with his usual 50 break.com posts?

Barry on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 2:54 PM

so apparently they have a concert when they award the Nobel Peace Prize. Delegates chosen to represent the music industry, Rihanna, Paulina Rubio, Wynona Judd, and yes, Lionel Richie. What the hell, were
Roy Orbison and Michael Bolton too busy?
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...arams=Itemnr=13

douglas on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 3:11 PM

seriously, where the fuck r u wes? it's one thing to lose joe, but both joe and wes, i-i-i-don't know guys, i-i-i-think that's bullshit!

Brock on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 3:24 PM

Church, I'm living in College Hill... actually the neighborhood isn't bad, and the apartment complex is nice, but I think one group has targeted my place and they think its a gold mine... I may just have to move... or install gatling gun turrets.

I'd recommend looking in Clifton or Hyde Park, you'd like those areas.

Brock on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 3:36 PM

Phil, can we start a new post with the brackets for the fantasy football playoffs displayed... that would be neat.

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 3:45 PM

Barry-considering Roy Orbison died some time ago, it would make his appearance there quite a spectacle.

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 3:48 PM

This is Natty Sci style right here

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...n.ap/index.html

Acting like a week without booze is complete sobriety.

Brock on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Preliminary Predictions:

(1)Douggies vs. (8)Cubans
The Douggies hopes rest on Larry Johnson, and playing San Diego might be dangerous, so I giving a slight edge to the #1 seed, but in a nailbiter.
Winner: Douggies

(4)Porkchop Express vs. (5)Team Ineptitude
Another tight matchup with Bulger vs the Raiders and Palmer vs the Colts, I expect big points from the QB spot, but the difference will be at the RB position where Jones-Drew and Dayne have both been hot, so another squeaker for the mild upset
Winner: Team Ineptitude

(3)Slashers vs. (6)The Man the Legend
Peyton Manning is all over the place lately, but still should put up decent numbers vs. the Bengals, Garcia may or may not be big against the Giants (edge Manning). The deciding factor here is that McAllister and Thomas Jones will have more production versus Fred Taylor and the Edge. I'm going with a big game from McAllister and Manning for the upset.
Winner: The Man the Legend

(2)Dangerous Icemen vs. (7)Wrecking Crew
LT may not be enough. Westbrook and Alexander produce a consistent 15-20 points combined every week with occasional explosions, but Brees and Bush should torch the Redskins (eliminated from playoffs). The X-factor here is Willie Parker, if he has another monumental game, this might be close, but Carolina isn't the Browns, so predict modest output from Parker. Big Ben has been a turd the last few weeks, so unless some moves are made, no upset here.
Winner: Dangerous Icemen

Barry on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 4:00 PM

well i guess he was too busy to show up then.

Brock on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 4:06 PM

This is purely wild speculation, since predicting the NFL 2 weeks out is impossible with injuries and playoff races, but here it goes

Round II

(1)Douggies vs. (5)Team Ineptitude
Larry Johnson will go apeshit on the Raiders and the Bears play the Lions, this will be ugly.
Winner: Douggies in a slaughter (pray for the upset 4 and 5 seeds)

(2)Dangerous Icemen vs. (6)The Man the Legend
As every year the Yankees and the Red Sox battle for the AL, so does the Icemen and the Legends... always meeting in the playoffs. This will be a tough week... Manning vs. the Texans when they will have clinched a playoff spot... will Manning sit the second half?? Both teams have Saints going into New York to face a Giants team that will be desparate, so nuetralizing points. It comes down to who has the best kicker Rob Bironas vs. Josh Scobee, edge Mmmm-mmm-my Bironas.
Winner: The Man the Legend in shocking upset

Finals

(1)Douggies vs. (6)The Man the Legend
Barring a miracle, like Joe actually nailing a chick while drink, this will be a cake-walk.
Champs: Douggies, lets hope the upset in the previous round doesn't happen, so we see who the REAL champ is.

Jay on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 4:47 PM

Touche, Barry.

douglas on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 5:22 PM

i must say i agree with those predictions

Barry on Tuesday, December 12, 2006 at 5:37 PM

best speech ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc2V2-lNx04

Brent on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 1:14 AM

Phil, check it out...

http://www.toolbarn.com/product/gatorade/33302/

Jerome on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 8:24 AM

There's a new dude in our office that wears too much cologne that I've nicknamed THE PHOGG. It just LINGERS and is probably causing my headaches. On the bright side, I think he cleared up my nasal passages. I'll probably head over to Gumbo-A-Go-Go today for lunch 'cause I'd much rather smell my own ass in the afternoon than THE PHOGG.

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 9:29 AM

there was an article in courier-journal this morning about the bridges being built and their design, and i loved this comment someone made online about the article:

What is the reason for these bridges? They will do nothing but increase traffic. Face it, the more roads, the more people will use them. They'll be like magnets. It wouldn't be so bad if Kentuckians used the bridges to leave the state but why would they leave to go to Indiana. What we'll see is more of those #### Hoosiers coming to Louisville.

I find it funny that the least expensive were chosen. It doesn't matter which of the bridges they picked, taxes will go up just the same. I can guarantee you that Socialist Jerry already has a tax rate in mind and picked the cheapest so that the city could pocket the difference.

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 9:59 AM

this kinda effort isn't gonna cut it today, just b/c joe is gone is no excuse for a shitty sci. i'm very bored at work and i need stimulation damn it, and since i don't have a cheerleader with a regenerating pussy, then the sci is the next best thing

Marc on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:05 AM

Here you go Douglas, (and others who miss Joe)
Play practically all the original NES games online.
http://www.virtualnes.com/

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:19 AM

unfortunately i don't have the luxury of being able to play games at work, i'm pretty much stuck w/ reading articles, etc.

Jay on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Me too. God, work sucks this week.

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:39 AM

it always sucks working in december b/c everyone always thinking about christmas and shit, especially when ur in my business doing financial services, no one wants to do anything w/ their finances right now so i spend most of my day bored

Jay on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Happy birthday to Ted Nugent, 58, and Morris Day, 50.

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:54 AM

not a bad article about political correctness:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/12/Do...ec13/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 11:08 AM

A new Jack The Ripper?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16171063/

Jay on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Douglas, I read that article earlier. My whole thing is that every single American needs to become a lot more thick skinned. If some says "Merry Christmas" to you, you should take it. If they say "Happy Holidays" you should take that too. Everyone needs to stop freaking out about all this crap. Someone telling you Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays, or even Happy Chanukkah, is much better than them telling you to go fuck yourself.

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 11:39 AM

the funny thing is, most of my friends would expect to hear me tell them to go fuck themselves before i said merry christmas

Jay on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 11:46 AM

I know I certainly would.

Jay on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Speaking of fucking yourselfs, I was skull fucking this hippopotamus, right?

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 11:55 AM

that's not really fucking yourself, but kudos to you, i earfucked a giraffe last night

Jay on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 1:26 PM

It is if your thinking of masturbating while you're doing it. So, did you make the giraffe lower it's head to the proper height? Or were you on a crane?

Jay on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 1:29 PM

R.I.P Peter Boyle
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...t.ap/index.html

Jay on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 1:38 PM

Dammit! I never got to have sex with one of these before they went extinct.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/scienc...n.ap/index.html

Barry on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 2:07 PM

old but still funny, note lots of obscenities...may not be appropriate for work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iqzEgL1DaE

Phil on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Superlions in Africa
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...=&ito=1490#

Jerome on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 2:24 PM

Damn, Jay ... Jocko Dundee is dead? Crap ... I was so happy too ...

Phil on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 2:36 PM

I hate to continue the trend of posting links with no discussion about them, but here's another one. EGM got a group of kids together to play games like Tetris, Punch Out and Zelda and recorded their impressions:

Part 1 (from 2003):http://www.lyberty.com/blog/article...childs_play.htm
Part 2: http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager...amp;cId=3137498

Jerome on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 2:44 PM

I kind of like the link posting with no discussion. Something strikes me as funny, imaginative or informative I wanna share it. I sincerely appreciate that others are willing to share their homoerotic joys and sexually deviant fantasies with the rest of us.

What happened to the characters of the original American Pie?
http://www.maximonline.com/articles....aspx?a_id=7380

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 2:47 PM

And Bama's new football coach is................

http://www.creedscove.com/sites/al/newcoach/

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:08 PM

good mcgwire article:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/etic...ry?page=mcgwire

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:11 PM

new sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;lid=tab1pos2

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:16 PM

i'm very disappointed with the lack of effort put forth today on the sci, if i knew your mothers, i would have them ground all your asses and take away your xboxes and wiis.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:18 PM

Oh yeah finally got the Wii on Monday. It's pretty fucking awesome, for the record.

Jay on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:19 PM

I'm trying my best, douglas. No one seems to care about beastiality like they used to.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:21 PM

Sorry fellas, I have missed work the past 2 days with severe sinus infections. I have been spending most of my day working.

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:22 PM

selling out to the man, i see, and it's a damn shame about the lack of respect for bestiality, especially the homo-bestials like me

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:25 PM

How about dendraphiliacs? I mean I saw this conifer today that was missing the bottom branches and I mean it would be like a woman wearing a miniskirt. That bark looked succulent enough to lick.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:26 PM

And it was oozing sap.

douglas on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:31 PM

i'm thinking about dabbing in necrophilia myself, there aren't ever any arguments or complaints like 'don't touch me here' or 'don't stick it there' or 'goddamn it when u earfuck me like that it hurts my brain.' much less stress in getting off

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:33 PM

It's amazing what you can do with KY and a curling iron.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 5:37 PM

http://www.sportsline.com/collegefo...l/story/9864841

Zero footballs

GMAC, Southern Miss vs. Ohio: Nothing says BCS title preview (Jan. 7 in Mobile, Ala.) like a meeting of the losers of the Conference USA and MAC championship games.

Still, you have to love the job by Frank Solich. His Bobcats are playing in their third bowl, first in 38 years.

Phil on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 7:03 PM

Ok, so if this weather holds who would be up for football on Sunday? There shouldn't be any reason we can't get 14 people out there for 60 degree days in December.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 7:05 PM

how 'bout a game before or after the UL/UK game Sat? I work Sun.

Phil on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 7:13 PM

So are you volunteering to have people over for the game, Chris? My cable is out.

And because no post should go sans-link: 99% of the people you will meet in College: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2223594

Phil on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 7:30 PM

Someone added one that fit me, I didn't really jive with any of the others. They all involved caring:

Quiet Smart Slacker

Normally found in one of the back rows but not the very back as he is trying to blend in. Doesn't say much in class, only being social when he has to or with people he knows outside of class. Won't disrupt class but if called on will answer correctly. Pays attention, but doesn't always do work, or work hard. Shows up to class 80% of the time, but does 40% of the outside work/study time. Graduates in 5-6 years with a 3.0 but only because of intelligence and test scores, not effort (as shown in number of years taken to graduate).

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:35 PM

Yes, all those interested are welcome to come over for the game.

Phil on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:42 PM

My TV is back up and running!

Computer Science Degree 1
Insight Digital Cable Box 0

Long story short I figured out how to reboot the fucking thing. And the best part is that the only problem was video output so I know have a week long of TV to watch. Merry Christmas to me!

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 10:50 PM

Douglas - if you bone Jessica Rabbit does that count as beastality?

Phil on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 11:49 PM

I should have bought this instead of crappy ass accord
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1966...1QQcmdZViewItem

Marc on Wednesday, December 13, 2006 at 11:52 PM

Wes, I think that's more of "toon-ality" or "toon-phelia" Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon, not an actual rabbit. If he boned Roger Rabit it would be a combination of the two. But by your logic, it would be bestiality for Douglas to bone Scott Wolf, Ethan Hawke or Peter Coyote. That would not be bestiality. It would just be gay.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 8:53 AM

jessica rabbit's hot, that would be a trophy toon fuck

bon jovi #1 for the day as soon as i walk in

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:06 AM

Just to add on to what Marc said last night ... Jessica Rabbit is only a rabbit by marriage.

... and I can't believe people are calling the new Red Sox pitcher "Dice-K" ... bunch of fucking gringos ...

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:14 AM

Jessica Rabbit is smoking hot. I'd skeet on her so much her definition lines would run.

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:23 AM

Happy birthday to Cliff Williams, 57, of AC/DC

Phil on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:27 AM

I'm surprised no one bothered to look this up, but I'm sure you aren't surprised that I did:

Someone who wants to have sex with a cartoon is a Toonophile
Someone who wants to have sex with a animal cartoon is Furry Toonophile

(insert "The More You Know" graphic here)

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:28 AM

so UofL is fucking horrible this year:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RTS02/612140448

it amazes me the amount of heat tubby gets every year and pitino hasn't heard a single negative word yet

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:41 AM

The problem is that if any of the press corps talks bad about Pitino, they won't be granted an interview ever again. He's a tad bitchy in that sense.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:46 AM

Douglas - I have heard some rumblings and grumblings from fans here and there but I don't think UofL fans live and breath basketball the way UK fans do. Besides when Ricky P took over that program Crum was just coasting and didn't have any real intensity left in him...just my opinion. UK fans and the unrealistic expectations look at Tubby and claim that he has ran the program into the ground. Well when you are on top of the world you don't have anywhere to go but down.

I think Tubby is a great game coach (meaning situational), great defensive minded coach, and really knows how to develop a player. Tubby lacks at things that Ricky P was really good at such as being a great salesman (recruiting) and getting the most talent from his players and being able to run a great offense. With that being said, Ricky P assembled a great supporting cast of assistant coaches while at UK (Tubby and Billy D were both there). In my opinion, Tubby doesn't have an assistant coach on his staff to make up for his shortcomings. We need an assistant who can take care of the offense and who is a great salesman for recruiting.

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:51 AM

I agree with the first part of what wes said. Louisville isn't a huge basketball town.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:02 AM

if u need unbiased reporting, u might as well go to lexington:
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ts/16235635.htm

i did actually hear some scattered boos during the UL game last night, it was quite amusing, and yes jerome, i know, if anybody dared talk bad about ricky p, then they wouldn't get any exclusive not only from pitino, but from jurich and/or petrino as well. that's why no one ever reported when ricky p had the clap and went to cleveland to get it treated, true story

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:13 AM

oh yeah, and that he doesn't live at home w/ his wife and kids

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:16 AM

All right ... I'll say it ... I think it's the alumni and boosters for UK and U of L that really need to step up. If we want the top recruits, it looks like some will have to take the "BEND but don't BREAK" mentality of football defenses and pony up some more FRINGE BENEFITS. I say go ahead and let Happy give Ricky Roe's family a tractor and give Butch McRae's mom a house and a job 'cause neither school sure isn't going to stumble on the next Neon Bodeaux at the rate they're going.

Wing Commander on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Evidently it has been confirmed that Marc is gay, and amazingly Phil was not gay while he drove the Jetta, but might be gay now since he drives a Honda and drinks water (oh yeah Marc, Kroger has Fresca on sale right now, 12 pack for $2.49 and we all know you like it in the can due to your 3-series BMW coupe) :

Wheels24 has posted its list of gayest cars and straightest cars, based on reader votes. The winners, and losers, are:

Gay car votes
1. Peugeot 207: 7 155
2. BMW 3 Series Coupe: 3 378
3. Jaguar XK: 2 571
4. Honda Civic Hatch: 1 776
5. Alfa Romeo 159: 1 293

Straight car votes
1. Audi RS4: 9 824
2. Toyota Fortuner: 2 629
3. Dodge Caliber: 1 808
4. VW Jetta: 979
4. Lexus IS250: 936

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:21 AM

that's not a problem at UK, they all drive pretty nice cars, nice blue chips references though

personally i think the sorority girls need to take it upon themselves to be much looser for these fine young men during the recruiting process. every heralded recruit should be getting bj's from new girls every time he turns around. if sorority girls at UK and UL even cared just alittle about the programs, they would bend over and take it more often

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:37 AM

How 'bout the mascots step up for some cartoonish homo-beastiality thing? The wildcat and cardinal could entice the recruits for some freaky lovin'. And if UK brought back their old mascot with the dick for a tongue, that might really get some guys going. Then again that might only work for the guys of the Sci.

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 10:41 AM

I hear the Wildcat likes to be tied up and the Cardinal is a fan of tea-bagging.

... I could've gone the rest of my life without any more references to the penis-tongue wildcat logo.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:01 AM

and how about the fuckin' waterboys? where the hell have they been? they need to step up their game. how about some red bull in those cups, or maybe some protein shakes instead of water, somebody has the take the responsibility here damn it

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Hell yeah ... and while they're at it, get the athletic trainers to hit up Balco for some massage cream.

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:13 AM

This just in, Honda Accord owners are reported to be comfortable with their penis size. A Land Rover owner had argued that "it's not the size. I mean, you know what women say?" To which the Accord owner replied, "Ouch?"

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:23 AM

i'd be afraid to hear what the corvette owner says...

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:25 AM

I'd be all about some hot cardinal on cardinal action.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:28 AM

In defense of Philco - he does drive an accord, not a civic hatchback. However, he still might be gay because he is a pussy tease based on his actions with the O'sheas waitresses.

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Anyone else picturing a red bird mascot and a high ranking Catholic priest doing the Tuscan Mule?

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:29 AM

of course, is there any other way to misconstrue cardinal on cardinal action?

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:31 AM

I guess not. I just wanted to make sure 'cause I'm terrible at identifying birds.

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:32 AM

Fooooood ... Hey, Phil ... O'Thursdays?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:33 AM

What is the best thing about Marc being an ass pirate is the fact that no one really thought he was gay when he said he wasn't straight, however, now that he drives a queer car it is undeniable.

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Marc's gay? But he gets so much pussy ...

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:35 AM

I swear you suck one dick and everyone thinks your gay.

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:38 AM

For the last time -- IT WAS A BET!!!

Phil on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:39 AM

it's kinda sad you sucked that guy's dick and still lost that bet.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:40 AM

or take one ass ramming after a night of hard partying with a bunch of queers dressed as village people at a gay bar in san francisco when you're depressed and all pumped full of apple martinis

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:42 AM

it is sad ... I really need the money. My kid's tuition is killing me.

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:46 AM

I hear San Francisco isn't the hot spot for the pole smokers that it used to be. It begs the question -- where does one go these days to drown themselves in apple martinis and get colon cleansed by hairy dudes?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Marc..........this is where you chime in..........

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:51 AM

oh, key west is huge for fags right now, i mean i heard...

Marc on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 11:55 AM

just got here sorry. was catching up. I love my car. sure, it may be queer to some. but i love to look, and the drive. I originally would have liked a z3,but admit that would be more gay. (Think of a gay Miata wth a BMW symbol.)

My dad drove a BMW for years, and I like the drive and the feel of it. So I always wanted one for myself. Both my brothers drive 1986 BMW's I bought my own though, when I had a job. (I know, I don't even remember what that's like any more.)

I've had two girls tell me they'd fuck me for me driving my car. One was within the first week of buying it. Yeah, that never happened, but I would have done them hard... "toon-style."

Marc on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:03 PM

I do like the z4 a lot, more than I liked the z3. My neighbor has a dark blue (not really midnight blue) z4 and it looks pretty sweet.

But I guess to get my heterosexual reputation needs to be reinforced, then I believe I will have to begin to lay some serious pipe soon. Perhaps, after GBITT and Marcus Brody's crooning on the microphone. Where is the best places to bang a girl at Joe's house? I'd ask B-mac, but..... I'd ask Joe for his New Year's banging advice, but.... (you knew I'd go there pretty quickly). We've seen someone try to use upstairs, and even down stairs. how about up-against the house, on-top-of the garage, where everyone pisses behind the garage, in a next-door neighbors backyard, in your parked car.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:12 PM

i think on top of the stage in the tent would be p-i-m-p and would stop these gay comments

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:25 PM

Ha! You'd have sex with a girl in public. FAG!

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:27 PM

This is probably the gayest thing anyone could ever do to a car. And I'm including sticking your dick in the tail pipe.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/AUTOS/12/14...gons/index.html

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:41 PM

How about on the trampoline. If you move it over to the basketball goal you could have some support.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:48 PM

Wow, this is kind of cool.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16203273/?GT1=8816

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:49 PM

I bet he got to hump the dolphins after he saved their lives.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 12:52 PM

that's only a proper reward

Jerome on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 1:16 PM

... before Yao, there was Bao

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 1:45 PM

He should have at least been allowed to stick it in their blow hole.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 2:11 PM

sticking ur dick in a dolphin's blow hole is not as sweet a deal as you might assume, it's all fun and games until one of those fuckers actually blows out of it right as you're getting ur nut on. Does NOT feel good

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 2:16 PM

for those keeping score, 2 bon jovis, 2 journeys, and a devo

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 2:29 PM

Miss Ky and Miss USA to be stripped of title, scroll down for story.

http://www.wwtdd.com/

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 2:39 PM

I bet she showed her cooch.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Or has dabbled in beastality.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 3:18 PM

wait, those things are frowned upon? I-I-I don't know guys, I-I-I think that's bullshit!

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Update: Donald Trump, who owns Miss USA pageant, says Tara Conner will not lose her crown but recognized she is going through some "personal problems." Good, because "Tamiko Nash" sounds like some kind of comic book warrior.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 3:32 PM

Well I was hoping we were going to be able to launch a Natty Sci modelling agency that specializes in beastality and toonality fetishes with pagent winners....looks like those plans are on hold.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 3:48 PM

can't catch a fucking break

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 3:57 PM

We may have to resort to the pageant losers.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 4:06 PM

the losers would probably fit in with us better anyway

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 4:07 PM

besides, losers have low self-esteem, low self-esteem is sexy in a woman, and low-self esteem women is what some members of the sci need

Jay on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 4:16 PM

God knows I do.

douglas on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 4:46 PM

don't underestimate anyone's need for a hot woman w/ low self-esteem and loose morals

Marc on Thursday, December 14, 2006 at 9:41 PM

Here you go Wes, Vida!
http://media.dvd.ign.com/media/844/...383/imgs_1.html

Jerome on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 8:27 AM

I'm a Steeler fan and even I think this is hilarious ... Cincinnati Cyclones minor league hockey team promotion: Big Ben Helmet Night!

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06349/746397-66.stm

Marc on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 8:33 AM

I'm sure this may have been posted on Fark or wherever. but since I hadn't seen it on here for Big Jay. I thought I'd link to it.
Tunisians Living in Remnants of Star Wars Tatooine Set
http://www.mysanantonio.com/enterta...rs.245729f.html
Photos of the Tunisian Tatooine Set
http://flickr.com/search/?q=tunisia+star+wars

Jerome on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 8:34 AM

I'm pretty sure Phil donated money to Tunisia yesterday ...

Marc on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 8:43 AM

Hey, do we want a free couch and chair for GBITT?

Marc on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 8:45 AM

Damnit:
Hey, do we want a FREE couch and chair for GBITT?
Guy wants to get rid of it by today. (posted sunday)
http://louisville.craigslist.org/fu.../247063837.html
http://louisville.craigslist.org/fu.../247064859.html

Jerome on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 8:51 AM

The BEST Kung Fu clip ever!!
http://lukehenry.multiply.com/video/item/29

douglas on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 9:00 AM

fuck yeah, some body get on that chair and couch, we need more places for bmac to fail miserably with the ladies

Marc on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 9:09 AM

I don't have a truck, or anything to move the furniture. I just sent an email to try to contract the dude to see if he still has it. I can get my mom's Jeep SUV once she gets back from school. (not sure it will hold a freakin couch though.) Or we could use Joe's truck if he is available. or whoever else has means.

Jay on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 9:14 AM

Wow, Marc, you're up early this morning.

Marc on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 9:16 AM

that what happens when yo fall asleep from 12 to 3:00 and then can't go back to sleep so you stay up and watch movies and tv and whatnot. My life rocks, well except for being poor, living with my parents, back in school, without a chick, and being fat. Other than all that, it rocks.

Jay on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 9:29 AM

Yeah, I guess is does.

douglas on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 9:30 AM

living the dream marc, keep it up,

pretty funny article:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...431/1002/SPORTS

Wrecking Crew on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 10:34 AM

I know the comment's a little late, but if you're fucking a dolphin in the blowhole, would you kill them by asphyxiation? I mean, they're freakin' under-water mammals and can hold they're breath for a while, but if you've got a good whiskey dick going the dolphin doesn't stand a chance. Then if you complete the task, does that mean you're into necro-beastiality. Say you don't kill the dolphin and and blow your wad into the blow hole, do you think it would get some chemical pneumonitis (lung inflammation due to a chemical irritant)? Possibly even a pneumonia and die? I bet PETA would get seriously ticked about something like that.

Marc on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Do dolphins ONLY breathe out of their blowhole? Could they breathe out their mouth too. Like how we can breathe out our mouth AND our noses. I'll bet they can. I think whales can, because doesn't man-made shit occasionally obstruct their blowhole and they need to be rescued, but survive. So I think Douglas could fuck a blowhole and leave the dolphin alive to tell the story.

Phil on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I think you all should read this:
http://www.totse.com/en/erotica/zoo...a/erotic01.html

Phil on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 11:18 AM

You know, I just posted that link without reading it, but I think it might be the wrong link. The one I found so funny a long time ago was a lot weirder than that. I'd dig it up but there is only so many searching for erotic dolphin sex stories that I think I can get away with at work until I start to feel guilty.

Marc on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 11:19 AM

wow, that's a lot of words on that page. you had me at "dolphin sex" I'll just assume a Tucker Max-esque situation, featuring Douglas and one of our favorite aquatic mammals.

Jay on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Ha skeet skeet skeet...

Bigworm on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 11:39 AM

Marc - Thank you for the lovely Vida gallery.

Bigworm on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Ranking the Bowl Games.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...CP&GT1=8901

Jay on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 12:18 PM

Now I have two reasons to see this movie

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.html

Make that three

1)Michelle Trachtenburg
2)It is offensive to a whole lot of people
3)Michelle Trachtenburg

Marc on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 12:43 PM

Bmac?! WHERE R U?!

I have a great idea for you if you want to go out on a date with a girl, say i-i-i-don't know .... on January 5th.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0496436/

douglas on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 1:00 PM

sorry i haven't been around this morning, but i've jacked off like three times this morning while reading that dolphin sex story and i'm fucking spent, i've rubbed my dick raw

Jerome on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 1:01 PM

Save the cheerleader ... as your computer desktop background ... GO CARDS!

Phil on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 1:11 PM

decent time killer: http://www.gamescheatcodes.co.uk/ne...chaostheory.htm

Bigworm on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 1:32 PM

Marc - I just looked at that Vida gallery again....double thanks.

Jay on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 2:25 PM

I might have to see this just because Milo Ventimiglia (from "Heroes") is in it. Although, if I support his outside endeavors, I wonder if that makes him more likely to leave the show.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...y.ap/index.html

Phil on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Something to get you through that last hour of work - Sports Guy Mailbag:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061215

(I not the only one working past 4pm...right?)

douglas on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 4:04 PM

i'm stuck here til 6, so no you're not alone

Bigworm on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Not at all. I am still around.

Barry on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 4:47 PM

central time zone, still here

douglas on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 5:07 PM

snakes on a place sequel: mice on a plane:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16220366/?GT1=8816

douglas on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 5:37 PM

the bitch that got 'raped' by the Duke lacrosse players is apparently giving birth in February. She apparently got knocked up about two weeks after she was raped:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16191462/
U can't make this shit up

Marc on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 7:45 PM

The free sofa guy finally emailed back saying it was no longer in his position. But does anyone need a FREE piano.
http://louisville.craigslist.org/zi.../249340210.html
or JAY do you want a FREE Fender 16 channel mixing board?
http://louisville.craigslist.org/zi.../249343127.html

Phil on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 11:18 PM

Wow, I just woke up from a "quick" nap that started 5 hours ago...

Ahem, so I guess if I'm going to be home watching movies on a Friday I might as well be surfing for new themes for my computer. Microsoft released a pretty slick them based on the Zune recently. It's kinda neat:
Pic:http://www.flickr.com/photos/nweinberg/288971205/
Theme: http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkID=75078

jen on Friday, December 15, 2006 at 11:48 PM

Marc, I think that the mixing board isnt free. Plus the piano stipulates its only free to a good home. That might rule some of us out. I know I'm terrible with pianos.

Brock on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 2:31 AM

I need to remember to ask Michelle about that piano.

Brock on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 2:31 AM

I'm using nattysci.com as a post-it note

Marc on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 8:53 AM

Well If its NOT "free" then it should not be listed under "free stuff" But I don't see anything on the page that says or hints that they are asking anything for it.

douglas on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 10:25 AM

groundhog day, i mean daybreak, got canned by ABC

Brock on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 10:56 AM

I didn't see that coming. I didn't see that coming. I got you babe, I got you babe. I didn't see that coming.

Brock on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Some of these are just blah, but this one I liked:

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF19...ro_Team.jpg#188

Brock on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 12:58 PM

Ok, there are a lot of good ones on this site..

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF01...aut_Fall.jpg#87

Brock on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Did Vern Lundquist just say Louisville played Bel-LARE-man?

Brock on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Lundquist has some kind of dyslexia... Woob-a-kosh Orb-o-shoot!

I'm surprised he can even say Looo-a-vil-lee.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 3:42 PM

Man sometimes Kentucky looks woeful, but Loserville is down right terrible at times. I am still looking for that 4th foul called on Morris, and can't find it so if you guys do please send me a clip of it.

Officiating was pretty lopsided today in my opinion, and UofL still couldn't seal the deal.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Well lopsided on Morris I guess and then just dreadful for the rest of the game.

Brock on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 5:49 PM

Ouch, that game was not pretty, O$U is good. At least we get to play Louisville.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 5:54 PM

I was actually pulling for you guys today Brock.

Brock on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 5:58 PM

So was I, but keeping it within 30 was somewhat respectable. We just fuckin' played Xavier on Wednesday... bad scheduling. It would be like UK playing Indiana and Louisville 3 days apart.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 6:10 PM

Anything happening tonight?

Marc on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 9:49 PM

A sleeper sofa for $25. That's not bad, for not being free.
http://louisville.craigslist.org/fu.../249345768.html

jen on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 10:11 PM

http://louisville.craigslist.org/zi.../247834332.html

Browsing the free stuff is funny. How about this lovely "blue dolphin shower curtain with used liner"? Except it says "Please don't ask a ton of questions. I just don't want a bunch of hassle. To busy. "

what kind of questions does one ask about a free plastic shower curtain? Better yet, why would anyone want a used plastic shower curtain??? wait... maybe thats the question they're afraid people will ask.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 10:13 PM

Fellas if anything is going on tonight hit me up.

Jerome on Saturday, December 16, 2006 at 11:57 PM

Holy fuck ... I actually laughed at something I saw on SNL ... Someone find me the Christmas Song "Dick in a Box" NOW ...

Brent on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 1:11 AM

Did Marc just now discover Craigslist?

Are we up for football tomorrow? I know Douglas and Joe are out.

Phil on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 10:20 AM

Live Free or Die Hard (woohoo!)
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/liv...diehard_hd.html

And if Joe and Douglas are out then I think that puts the end to football. I think Douglas was the only one besides Chris that expressed any interest in it.

Phil on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 11:15 AM

I did more "research" on the next Die Hard movie. It's directed by Len Wiseman who directed Underworld and other movies like...Underworld: Evolution. That's it? A couple of mediocre vampire movie and you are given the reigns to freaking Die Hard? Fuck that.

Four more things:

They should have gone back to the Christmas theme. Big mistake by not doing that.

Trailer looks a little heavy on the CGI

WTF is the Mac Guy doing in my Die Hard movie. I hope he dies.

Rumor has it that the movie will be PG-13. That's NO GOOD.

Phil on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 11:17 AM

One more thing: all the other Die Hards where scored by Michael Kamen. This one has generic action movie music guy doing the score.

I retract my post about being excited about this movie. Bah humbug.

Phil on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 5:40 PM

Here's the Christmas Box video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Jerome on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 6:45 PM

Phil ... you're like ... the white Santa Claus!

Jerome on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 6:46 PM

The homelessville sketch wasn't bad either ... fyi

Phil on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 7:37 PM

I don't know how long this will last, but I found this funny.

When you go to read Time's man of the year award it takes redirects you to an ad for Chrysler who apparently didn't get the memo on who won: http://cache.ultramercial.com/d/005...sler_flash.html

Marc on Sunday, December 17, 2006 at 10:09 PM

Yes, Brent I did just discover Craig's list recently. And was looking for free stuff we could use for New Years.

I loved the SNL skit form Saturday. But it was bleeped on air (of course) so I figured it was "Cock in a box." Which I still like the sound of better. No, not in a gay way though.

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 9:02 AM

Sooo...what's going on?

douglas on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 9:13 AM

not much except for me easily sliding into the semis of fantasy football

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 9:15 AM

Mehehehehe slide

douglas on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 9:20 AM

haha, i made a funny

bad news for U of L fans:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS02/312180011

pitino on jurich:
"He resurrected this program. People don’t realize, they forget how far down we were. I don’t care if he has to rebuild this thing all over again, he’s the coach.”

correct me if i'm wrong, but yes, UL basketball wasn't at its high point in crum's later years, but i don't remember them being down in the dumps or the lowliest program in the country

Marc on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 9:31 AM

good morning dorks. I guess we won't see Brent on today... or at least not from a public school anyway. Jay got your pictures in my email. She is hot, good call. (without trying to give anything up or any clues to our list) Listened to the "REM" song, didn't think it was as great as others I've heard.

Jerome on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 9:50 AM

The latest buzz phrase in athletics: "vote of confidence"

Looks like Jurich just gave Pitino a vote of confidence. Okay, class, what generally happens after ownership - or in this case, the athletic department - gives a vote of confidence for their coach? Anyone? Anyone?

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 9:57 AM

Oh I know, I know! They get canned.

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Marc-now you know about whom I'm talking. And to clarify, she is actually hot, and not just Marc-hot. And I never said the REM version was good, it's just closer to the original in terms of sheer mechanics.

Bigworm on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Jay - so when did you start caring what other people thought about girls being hot?

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 10:25 AM

I have always kind of cared. It's certainly not the most important thing to me, but it is always nice.

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 10:26 AM

We just got back from a walk, and she gave me a bag of Reese's Pieces as a christmas gift. It's like she's known me my whole life.

Bigworm on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Bill Walker is now playing for Kansas St.

http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap...ameId=263512306

Bigworm on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Xota - If I may ask, how did you meet this girl?

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 10:29 AM

I work with her.

Bigworm on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Fear the Woo.

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com...p=1350#comments

Phil on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 10:41 AM

TELL HER ABOUT THE WEBSITE!

Bigworm on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 10:46 AM

Jay - have you went out with her?

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Phil-no way in hell. Wes-not yet, unless you count the last stagger. Right now i'm just gathering information and feeling her out. The situation could become complicated, so I'm just taking it slow. If it doesn't go anywhere, I haven't lost anything.

Marc on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 11:12 AM

I just love how I got my own classification. "she is actually hot, and not just Marc-hot."

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 11:23 AM

You know what I'm talking about.

douglas on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 11:56 AM

one way to find out if she likes you is to start doing the tuscan mule on her, if she hasn't called the police by the time her face is bloody and your fist is in her ass, then she may actually like you. or she's a raging sexual freak, in either case, you win.

douglas on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 12:04 PM

this runner failed a gender test after winning a race, which leads me to the obvious question, what exactly is the gender test? is there someone who strip searches the winners of all these races and marathons for cocks, balls, and other assorted genitalia, or lack thereof? do u go to school for this type of job?

http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=1780

Marc on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 12:05 PM

If only her name was Lisa. Then you could do anything to her. So when is the next tentative Stagger to be held? We need a journey or road trip-kinda good time.

Marc on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 12:12 PM

A new spoof movie is coming out. I like Not Another Teen Movie. Just watched Date Movie the other day and it was decent. Like the first and fourth Scary movie. and both Hot SHots. Not much for Leslie Neilson movies though.

Anyway, this is supposed to parody epic movies, hence the name EPIC MOVIE. Jay tell me what you tink form the trailer.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0799949/tra...lay-E30521-10-2

douglas on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 12:27 PM

plus it's got a chick from heroes...

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 12:44 PM

The next stagger is tentatively scheduled for around Valentine's Day. We're calling it the stagger of love.

Barry on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 1:21 PM

upside: classic barney footage
downside: comments from gay men about how they want o rail barney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrdDYEVjAzw

Church on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 1:32 PM

Saw a great UK shirt on Saturday that read
"You cannot spell Pitino without NIT"

Phil on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Here you go Marc - The Penguin Who Goes Shopping
http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_man...enguin_who.html

Marc on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:06 PM

Phil, you do realize you just shared one of the best videos ever (non-porn related) with me, correct? well done sir. well done indeed.

Phil on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:07 PM

I was pretty excited when I saw it. I knew you'd like it. Merry Christmas!

Marc on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:08 PM

true, and thanks for looking out. and remember, "I liked penguins before penguins sold out." or "I liked penguins before liking penguins was cool."

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Alright, I'll ask. So is the penguin hot, or what?

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:09 PM

Matt, that is a pretty funny shirt. Bastard.

Marc on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:09 PM

Jay, what the hell?! I said non-porn related. Besides, "penguins are too cute to fuck."

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:10 PM

A) You can have a hot chick in a non porn video
B) I didn't say I was going to fuck the penguin, I just wanted to know if it was hot.

Marc on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:11 PM

well it was in Japan, and at one point they spray a hose on the penguin to cool him off......so in the instance......yeah....the penguin was hot.

Bigworm on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:29 PM

Church - it is funny that you made that comment because I ordered this today.

http://www.thatfan.com/pnit.htm

Bigworm on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:30 PM

Marc - you are preaching to the choir on the penguin thing. For the record, the Newport Aquarium has a pretty awesome penguin exhibit, much better than the piece of shit at Louisville Zoo.

Bigworm on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:31 PM

Did Pitino make UK or UK make Pitino.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ky/16264657.htm

Marc on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Okay, next time we go to visit brock and michelle in cincy. we go over newport for the Oppenhaus and to the aquarium to see some fucking penguins.

Brent on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Funny post on wwtdd.com:

TOM BRADY IS SINGLE
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (29) and Bridget Moynahan (35) have broken up after dating for the past three years. A rep for Moynahan said:

“(They) amicably ended their three-year relationship several weeks ago. We ask for your respect and consideration of their privacy. No further comments will be made."

This chick might as well go gay because no dude is gonna wanna follow Tom Brady. He won the Super Bowl three times, he's richer than most countries and he looks like a damn model. I made a list of the guys who have more to offer a girl than Tom Brady:

1. Bruce Wayne

And that was pretty much it.

Brock on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Its HOFBRAUHAUS, not Oppenhaus... you offend my ancestry.

Bigworm on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 3:01 PM

that is pretty good, Bruce Wayne doesn't love dem hoes though.

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 3:41 PM

Just like me.

douglas on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 4:22 PM

nor should u, loving dem hoes is overrated, u can't be taking bitches out to eat and spending money on those hoes

douglas on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 4:51 PM

suspensions for the nba brawl:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2701228

Jay on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 6:50 PM

Or buying them dvds.

Brent on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 6:56 PM

Does anyone have a video of the brawl.

Brent on Monday, December 18, 2006 at 6:56 PM

?

Brock on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 12:15 AM

Fuck the Colts and their cock-loving ways.

Jerome on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:05 AM

What's the stiffer penalty here ... 15 game suspension for cheap shot to the face or $35,000 for an alleged loogey (which I think happened, but it never matters what actually happened - just what can be proved)?

Jerome on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:06 AM

... umm ... now that I think about it ... half-a-million dollars assessed to a team is pretty steep too ...

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 9:26 AM

Brock - the Bengals are fucking pissing me off. What the fuck is wrong with them boys?

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 9:27 AM

Should make an example....1 year suspension without pay. If I got in a fight here at work I would be fired.

Jerome on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Brent ... http://www.break.com/index/knicks_n...gets_brawl.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 9:52 AM

We are probably doing ourselves favors.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061219...auma_alcohol_dc

Jay on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 10:24 AM

We just got back from a walk, where we decided that silence in our conversation isn't awkward. That's another check in the "pluses" category.

Brock on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Jay wants to "plow" you.

Jay on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 10:27 AM

I just want to get to know her romantically.

Jay on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Happy birthday to Allysa Milano, 34 and Marla Sokoloff, 26.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 10:49 AM

It's always coming soon. Let me know when it is here.

http://music.msn.com/music/article....70&GT1=7702

Jerome on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Axl Rose is 44?!?!?!

Brock on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Thats actually surprising... I thought he was in his 50's by now.

douglas on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 12:13 PM

follow up to the man/woman runner i posted yesterday:
http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=1786

my favorite line: Nothing like the entire world finding out that you're a hermaphrodite the same day that you do.

douglas on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 12:22 PM

miss ky/usa keeps her crown:
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?n...47&GT1=7703

god that bitch is hot

Jerome on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 12:31 PM

"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said with Conner at his side.

yeah ... second chances after hummers maybe

Jay on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 1:04 PM

I think it's safe to say any of us would have given her as many chances as she wanted.

Marc on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 2:01 PM

Hell, the fact the she is hot, parting it up, from Kentucky, and made-out with Miss Teen USA. I think we should give her the crown for life. not just one year. or at least until she gets less hot.

Jay on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 2:05 PM

Do you mean partying it up? And yes, her making out with another barely legal chick is super hot.

douglas on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 2:56 PM

what would tyler durden say about miss usa keeping her crown?
http://wwtdd.com/

Sexy chicks can do whatever they want. They're like 007. Tara could push my grandmother down the stairs and I would just say “wow, look at her go, you must work out."

douglas on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 3:20 PM

sports guy chat bout the brawl:
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...?event_id=14033

Church on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Portland is going to lose their title to the new and improved Denver Thugs
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2702501

Jay on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Do you guys remember when this site didn't suck?

douglas on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 4:02 PM

it seems like so long ago when wes and joe actually cared about goofing off at work before actually working, whatever happened to priorities?

douglas on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 4:09 PM

sports guy rates the rocky movies:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...e=simmons/vault

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 4:40 PM

Sorry fellas....I am actually doing work for a change....besides I didn't think anyone cared about my posts? they were pretty good at killing time.

joe on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 6:37 PM

Some good news and some bad news. I drove past Smith furniture and the prospects were good for a couch if someone wants to go dumpster diving sometime. Bad news, I don't think Karaoke revolution is available for rent from any blockbuster stores. More couches less karaoke. You win some you lose some.

Jay on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 6:40 PM

Marc and I have plenty of music to fill time.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 6:57 PM

Jay - can you guys play Stone Sour's Through The Glass?

Jay on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 7:08 PM

Marc might get mad at me for revealing some of our super secret set list, but yes, Through Glass is on there.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:41 PM

Stone Sour and through the glass...that's super gay.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:42 PM

yes I know it's the dude from slipknot. He sucked one dick with stone sour, and now I think he's gay.

joe on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:42 PM

I liked Corey Taylor before Corey Taylor sold out.

joe on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:43 PM

Corey taylor is way cooler in the slipknot mask. Who woulda thunk he has long blonde hair. If Jay wasn't gay I think he'd do him.

joe on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:44 PM

because he looks like a chick

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:44 PM

Jay looks like a chick with his big boobs.

joe on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:44 PM

So would it be almost girl on girl hot lesbian action?

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:45 PM

More like man hating dyke action.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:46 PM

So there's a $100 dollar bill at an intersection of 2 streets...

joe on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:47 PM

Hot lesbian witches, think about it Charlie its fucking genius

joe on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:47 PM

The dyke gets its because the rest are all figments of your fucking imagination

joe on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:47 PM

This place is dead I'm outta here

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 8:48 PM

Fuck all ya'll mother fuckers...

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 10:56 PM

Thanks for entertaining me fellas.......

Things to keep in mind Chris;
1) Marc drives a 3 series BMW; Confirmed queerness
2) Jay is 4x as gay as a short-haired queer; Cory is only 1/2 as gay as Jay.
3) Slipknot masks are not gay; therefore, slipknot is straight, which is the opposite of Jay and Marc.
4) O'Doyle rules!
5) Jay and Marc are limited to what they can play, by being a 2 man show...which means there are more bitches (or dudes in this case) for each band member.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 10:57 PM

I may not see midnight, but atleast I will be in attendance.

Brock on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 11:40 PM

If the Natty Sci gods of booze and party have anything to say, I'll be making an appearance. If its after midnight, Wes, you better be there.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 11:47 PM

Brock - I have said this annually for the past 3 years or so, but I'll be there man. FWIW.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 11:48 PM

And I received another good christmas gift from work today...1.75L of Maker's Mark. I don't know if this is a problem or not, but I have barely even tapped into my 1.75L of Maker's Mark from last year. So, if I take this new bottle to Liquor Barn and exchange it for different bourbon, is that bad?

Phil on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:10 AM

Hey Marc, you ever see Derailed? I just watched it - pretty good movie. I like just about anything with Clive Owen though.

Marc on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:16 AM

Yeah, I saw it and thought it was decent. You might want to check out I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, if you like Clive Owen movies. Closer is decent too, at least when Julia Roberts and Jude Law aren't on screen.

Phil on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:21 AM

Closer is on the list of movies I'll never see - ever. But I'll add I'll Sleep When I'm Dead to the queue.

Note to self: Movies with twists and murder and intrigue aren't the best combo for trying to fall asleep.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:29 AM

"Note to self: Movies with twists and murder and intrigue aren't the best combo for trying to fall asleep."

Neither is playing on the net.

Phil on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:48 AM

This isn't playing! This is important work!

And Joe, a trade has been proposed to you in hockey.

joe on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 7:28 AM

I'll check it at my break. I do have access to the sci now.

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 8:39 AM

Awesome. Sometimes, I wish I wasn't so gay. Then I get a dick in me and the thought goes away.

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:00 AM

i get that same feeling jay every time i poke an orangutan in the ass, there's just no turning back for me

and how the hell does the sci come alive at night when no one's at work? if u like clive owen movies, inside man is very good, with denzel and jodie foster

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:09 AM

i'll tell u who a real fag is though, fucking eric scroggin, talked to him the other day, mentioned gbitt II, and he told me he can't make it b/c, get this, here's the queer part, him and his girlfriend are going to gatlinburg for new year's eve. how fucking gay is that?

Jerome on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:11 AM

Found Phil's Christmas tree:
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictu...mas_tree_06.jpg
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictu...mas_tree_07.jpg

Jerome on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:17 AM

The Big Jay Experience needs a Christmas special! If these people can get one on KET, I'm sure Jay and Marc would be shoe-ins:

http://www.ket.org/cgi-bin/watch/ep...=popup&cd=1

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:24 AM

i think jay would be very interested in their music, wink wink, cockman

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:36 AM

Ok, scroggins is way gayer than I am. He's going to spend a romantic evening with his girlfriend rather than get shit faced with a bunch of dudes? Fag!

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Your shaolin style is no match for my tiger style

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europ...s.ap/index.html

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Happy birthday to Michael Badalucco, 52

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:43 AM

it'd be different if scroggin was getting new pussy, but this is the same pussy he's been getting for two years, which he can get anytime he wants in KY. new year's eve is for partying ur ass off, not taking romantic trips with old pussy

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:52 AM

This years stupid awards finalist are:

Eighth Place
In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an
18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot
high cliff on his daily run.

Sixth Place
Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach, on the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones, a resident of Woodbridge , VA , but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.

Fifth Place
Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc , CA , as he fell face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep his hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Fourth Place
Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville , Del , as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.

Third Place
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington , DC appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:
1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms; A gun shop specializing in handguns.
2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.
4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm GLOCK 17, the clerk with a 50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also drew and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

HONORABLE MENTION
Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover township, NJ, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, when a quarter- stick of dynamite blew up in their car. While driving around at 2 AM, the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but apparently failed to notice the window was closed.

RUNNER UP: TACOMA , WA .
Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope.

Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. One end of the cable was secured around Bingham's leg and the other end was tied to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy salt water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. "All I can say" said Bingham, is that God was watching out for me on that night.
There's just no other explanation for it." Bingham 's foot was never located.

AND THE WINNER...
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn , Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged- up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's
unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves..."Shit happens."

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:57 AM

Chicks are for fags.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 10:01 AM

I think 3rd place is my favorite, whenever you miss all the signs that say this is a bad idea....and do it anyways....you should win.

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 10:10 AM

i'd agree, that's the funniest one to me, god i would've loved to have been in that shop with a gun and opened fired on that jackass right next to a cop

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 10:24 AM

You know the gun shop owner, patrons and police officer still shake their head today over that one.

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:07 AM

What is everyone's schedule like next week? I'm off the whole week, so I would like to rock out at least a couple of nights.

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Hey, I got a question,
First, in a related note, here is the Transformers trailer
http://video.vividas.com/CDN1/5029_...ramount/en/web/

So my question:
You know when they say you should call your doctor if an erection lasts more than four hours taking Viagra. Well, what if you're not taking Viagra.

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:14 AM

then u call a hooker

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:20 AM

my only day off is the day after christmas, so i'm down for gettin' fucked up christmas night

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:31 AM

Hell yeah. I'm all about getting drunk on christmas.

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Thanks Isaac, now I won't be able to leave my house for 4 hours.

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:36 AM

I am tentatively planning to be in Louisville all week... and hopefully celebrating the fact I have finished this God-forsaken dissertation.

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:38 AM

Well done, Brock.

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Did anyone catch Optimus Prime? Fucking awesome!

Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg... holy shit.

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Yah, when I saw the teaser, I was like, this could really suck. Now that I've seen the trailer, I find myself dry humping anything metal that I can find (sorry about your chair Brock). This movie looks fucking incredible. It's gonna be like Robot Jox with a budget.

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:48 AM

And a hooker wouldn't work, unless it's a metallic hooker that can transform into a syringe to inject herself to treat whatever VD's she's currently carrying.

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:51 AM

So question... is the Transformers movie going to be a stand-alone film or a series, like X-men? Here's hoping for an epic trilogy when they bring in Rodimus Prime and Fortress Maximus.

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:58 AM

baron, i didn't realize ur hard on was the result of the transformers trailer, i myself have not watched the trailer yet, i'm waiting for the manager to leave to watch a clip w/ sound, however if you're looking for metal to stick ur dick in, i'd say hollow out a lead pipe or just open a file drawer, stick ur dick in, and slam it, could be a fun sensation, and most likely would get rid of the boner.

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:59 AM

and in a related note, am i the only one that's gonna' put my dick in a box and give it as a present? i have to do this

Brent on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:59 AM

No doubt there will be more than one, but the real question will be is if Michael Bay will keep directing them. Usually you get James Cameron for the first one, like in Aquaman,than you get screwed on the sequels, just ask my boy, Vinny Chase.

Brent on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:00 PM

Careful Douglas, she might think she is getting an engagement ring.

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:03 PM

a box for my dick would be much much much bigger than an engagement ring box, and besides, i'm not gonna' be a fag and get engaged for christmas, i would like to keep my balls attached for quite awhile longer

Phil on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:14 PM

so is the assumption is that scroggins is going to get engaged over christmas at Gatlinburg? Talk about cliché.

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:16 PM

Jay, you're the one to ask...

Is the Transformers solely based on the cartoon series, or was there a comic book that spawned it? If so, are the series on DVD? I was like 7 or 8 when I watched these religiously, so my memory on the subject is a little vague.

I need to spend the next 6 months getting pumped.

Phil on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:19 PM

Jerome and I just ran our 40s up in our data center. I have no explosion any more. Time to do some burpees.

Brent on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:27 PM

Marc (or anyone else), can I return 2 dvds in one netflix return evelope? Also, can I change the address on the netflix return envelope to a Louisville address instead of an IN or OH address?

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Should just switch to Blockbuster.

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 12:46 PM

Ok, since I've become obsessed here, I just realized that giant box of Transformers my mom has stored in a closet is a gold mine.

http://www.transformerland.com/index.html

The freakin' pieces for these figures are going $25-40. If you have an in-tact G1 figure (which we have quite a few), they are going anywhere from $200-1000.

Barry on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:01 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si...2/20/index.html

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:03 PM

I'd sell now, otherwise it will be like the Mark Mcgwire thingy, where his card jumped up to $200+ for good quality just on the prediction he could break the record. Then he did and they dropped back down to $20.
Nevermind, they're down to $7 now.
http://search.ebay.com/search/searc...ire+rookie+card

You sell now, you collect on the hype. Then when this movie comes out, if it sucks like Pearl Harbor, than you've made your fortune and can stick your dick in a toaster. If it kicks ass, I'll bet you still come out ahead and can settle for the coffee grinder.

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:05 PM

Holy shit,
I remember when a 10 gem mint went for $2500 when he was about to break the record. Now it's for $25 using a buy-it-now? How sad.
http://cgi.ebay.com/1985-TOPPS-MARK...1QQcmdZViewItem

Brent on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:05 PM

I like this one

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si...otd/2006/10/27/

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:05 PM

I should have sold my card.

Barry on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:05 PM

hot si models talking about hot female athletes...it's fucking genius. they fucked up though anna kournikova is #3.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Barry on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:13 PM

sports guy review of new rocky...i'll go see it anyway.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061220

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:15 PM

I've got every Mark McGwire card from 1985-1997, so you can't even begin to understand my anguish.

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:16 PM

I had them all, and then my mom threw them, and the safe they were locked in, away.
So, I can.

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:18 PM

But my rookie card wasn't gem mint. I'd say it was probably an 8 or a 9.

And Barry Bonds' rookie card, which I had and is also in the trash, is going for $9. So not a big loss.

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:18 PM

Yeah, that always sucks when someone just tosses out a safe without looking at it. I've done that a few times... "Nah, nothing of value would be in a safe, lets just chuck it."

Barry on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:18 PM

"The more I think about it, I wish Sly had gone in a different direction and flown Rocky to the Middle East to fight the heavyweight champion, a menacing, unbeatable 300-pound al Qaeda soldier who insists on defending his title in a secret location in Afghanistan. Rocky could have beaten him up, gotten the all-al Qaeda crowd to rally behind him and given the "If I can change, and you can change ... " speech. I mean, if he could singlehandedly end the Cold War, why can't he end terrorism, too?"

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:19 PM

I've still got my valued Greg Jefferies rookie card.

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:19 PM

The safe was a gun-safe; without the gun. I used the gun to shoot her.

Barry on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:20 PM

i have ken griffy jr and a-rod rookie cards. wait, who doesn't?

Barry on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 1:28 PM

family guy -rocky IV montage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i69G4XHDgfo

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:01 PM

Ok, I have to respond to the SI "hot female athletes" thingy, cause this is just disturbing.
20 - Michelle Wie - Isn't she 17? Not legal? Plus, people call her the next Tiger Woods. Look at her! She is Tiger Woods with a wig.
19 - Anastasia Myskina - Who? Anyway, the bitch looks like a horse. A horse with a crooked nose. I guess she's hot.
18 - Sasha Cohen - mmmmm.....young girls stacked like young boys and only 4 feet tall. Just how I would like 'em, if I were Jerry Lee Lewis.
17 - Lisa Leslie - So, you can't make it in the NBA. What to do? Well, you could always chop your dick off, call yourself Lisa, and play for the wNBA. Look at the picture. She's got a scar I betcha.
16 - Becky Hammon - Another female basketball player.....maybe....you know, there's one reason no one watches the wNBA, they aren't hot. None of them. If they were hot, we'd watch.
15 - Veronika Kay - Yikes, when you started surfing, did you have to surf on a piece of bark you ripped from a tree, Grandma?
14 - Marion Jones - If you look at the picture, she looks retarded. Retards just don't turn me on, I don't care how fast they run.
13 - Natalie Coughlin - Yes, the first swimmer; just stay away from her mouth. Looks like she's been doing #19 with a mouth that size.....zing!
12 - Daniela Hantuchova - Give this bitch a sandwich, and a haircut.
11 - Tara Dakides - It says surfing, but she's holding a snowboard? Obviously has multiple personalities, might be worth it.
10 - Anna Rawson - Golf? Are you kidding me? She munches carpet. Which is pretty hot, now that I think of it.
9 - Tanith Belbin - The chick just looks like a fruitcake.
8 - Gretchen Bleiler - No boobs, no face, fat ass. Yah, so hot.
7 - Alisa Camplin - One more shot of botox and she'll look like Terri Hatcher....mmmm.....
6 - Malia Jones - Just don't look at the face, I picture that scene in Ace Ventura, except here, you cover the hair and body and you see a dude. An ugly dude.
5 - Amy Acuff - Ok, that's just gross.
4 - Carrie Tolllefson - Another 4-footer with a flat chest. Honestly, this shit is supposed to turn me on?
3 - Anna Kournikova - She used to be hot, she also used to be an athlete
2 - Gabriella Reese - Vollyball chicks are gross. Super tall, big legs and asses, and no teets. Seriously, they're so tall John Holmes would be porkin' them and they'd go, "Can't you go any deeper?"
1 - Maria Sharapova - This has to be the worst picture they could find. She can look hot occasionally, but I don't think she is hot.

Barry on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:19 PM

i have a grievance with one of your corrections baron
#3 Anna Kournikova is still hot and she was never an athlete

joe on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Amanda Beard should be on the lsit

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Considering I haven't seen a picture of her in like, 4 years, I assumed she had gotten ugly.

Barry on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:31 PM

good call joe

Barry on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:36 PM

anna 2004
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/sw...rnikova_01.html

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Gabrielle Reese used to be hot, like 10 years ago.

I agree... they couldn't find a picture of Sharapova where she didn't have a cigar burn on her stomach?

Green Baron on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Anna 2006

http://www.ibiza-voice.com/news/pho...ha-12.09.03.jpg

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:53 PM

I believe the toys actually spawned the transformers cartoon. Or they were released together. I've got a boner just thinking about watching the trailer. I need to get home so I can watch it and jerk off to it.

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:55 PM

So if I wanted to get a good history and boner up on all the story-lines for Transformers, I just need to watch all the old cartoon series and 2 movies?

douglas on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 2:55 PM

i did finally see the trailer and it is indeed pretty fucking marvelous

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 3:16 PM

And to answer your other question, Wes, the series is out on DVD. (At least some of it is).

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 3:20 PM

I thought he had been in a whole lot more than this.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0879085/

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Isaac - fantastic find on the transformers movie. I can't wait till July.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 4:45 PM

And Maria Sharapova has an outie.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 4:56 PM

Pretty funny comedy rant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

Phil on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 5:13 PM

Every Girl You Ever Dated:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/rnr/251679968.html

Jay on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 8:15 PM

Oh my god! I had forgotten about the transformers trailer til just now and...OH MY GOD!

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 9:29 PM

yeah it looks pretty awesome.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 10:16 PM

Wow the refs really let Duke do anything they want. A UK fan shared this with us, Duke squeaked by Kent State and here is one of the plays that was a no call.

http://media.putfile.com/dook-no-travel

Brock on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:35 PM

I count at least 3 traveling violations in just that short possession, by one guy!

joe on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 7:26 AM

I think natty sci could have beaten savannah state

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 9:15 AM

i'd be up for the challenge

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 9:19 AM

pitino on caracter's suspension for last night's game:

"I don't know if he'll play; he'll be back," Pitino said. "Really -- this is not a slight to him -- it's really not a concern to me. Right now we're more concerned about getting the other guys ready to play against very good competition in the Big East."

Pitino's heralded recruit who hasn't lived up to a single ounce of his expectations and can't play defense to save his fucking life is not really a concern to him? Does anybody still believe the shit that comes out of his mouth?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 9:38 AM

It is all coach speak.

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 9:47 AM

i understand that, but NITino takes it to a whole new level...

Bigworm on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 9:55 AM

I don't see NITino there much longer. I bet he is "sick" before too long or family problems and needs to walk away from the game.

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Here is a picture of Miss USA and Miss Teen USA side by side. The two of them making out is definitely going in the spank bank.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Nice link jay.

Jerome on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:10 AM

No worries, Big Jay ... I can see it ... oh yeah ... I can see it

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:15 AM

for big jay's spank bank:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.co...got-around.html

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:32 AM

I'll have to check it out at lunch. I don't think the man wants me to see it.

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:34 AM

Happy birthday to Samuel L. Jackson, 58.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Thanks Douglas.

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:52 AM

no problem, anything i can do to help a brother get some, whether it's from himself or not.

Marc on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Guess what I heard playing at White Castle last night? Pachabel's Canon in D Minor. really.

Marc on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 10:59 AM

oh yeah, and a saw a girl puking out the passenger window while the driver was getting food through the drive-thru. Didn't Adrian do that to Wes? She was making lots of noise, but it was just dry-heaves.

Church on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Phil, any word on why Caracter was suspended

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Marc, it's actually in D major.

Marc on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Nope. Sorry Jay, the one I heard was actually D major. I looked it up later and it was done by an R&B group. The vocals occassionally had a guy sorta rapping, "yo, yo, yo We doing this shit in D minor, none of that D major shit he bitches. The only D majors here is my dick. Yeah bitches!!" and it just kept on going like that. I was very inappropriate to here, even at White Castle. But I did see Chris and Joe's homeless friend again.

joe on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:25 AM

That guy is priceless

joe on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:26 AM

Jeremiah 25:27

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:30 AM

that was one of the funniest things i have ever seen in my entire lifetime, we need to invite him to gbitt II

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:34 AM

for the record, 2 bon jovis before 11:30am, there's also been 2 journeys and a survivor, solid morning on the louie fm.

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:45 AM

I know the one you heard was actually in D major. That's what I said

Bigworm on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:53 AM

Anyone doing anything for lunch?

Joe - did you ever figure out a breakdown for the tent? How much are you collecting?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Yeah Adrian did that to me at Whitey's......I didn't puke though...I saved it for the front yard when I got home.

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:03 PM

the tent's like 540 total...

i'm going to the mall for lunch, christmas shopping at the last second, that's the way to do it

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:09 PM

Plus $60 for the PA system.

joe on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:12 PM

exact cost was $523.16 I believe.

joe on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:13 PM

I really need to do christmas shopping. 1.5 people down 3.5 to go.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:22 PM

Joe - so what are you asking for people to give?

jen on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Hey Wes, me and Marc are meeting up at Bdubs in stonybrook in about 30 minutes for lunch if you wanna come. Or anyone else, really.

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:33 PM

Thanks, but I'm not going to be able to make it.

jen on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:33 PM

Fine, Jay... get your own damn lunch then. Its not like its far away.

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Actually, the reason is that I just got back from lunch. No need to be snippy.

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 12:39 PM

As long as we don't build skynet, I think we'll be alright.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europ...s.ap/index.html

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 1:47 PM

Way to kill a conversation, ass!

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 1:56 PM

nerd shit will do that, however i can't wait for robots to develop assholes so i can fuck them too

Jerome on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 2:24 PM

Douglas ... Humans dating robots is sick. Haven't you taken middle school hygiene and seen the propaganda film?

Phil on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 2:27 PM

You got Metal Fever, boy! Metal Fever!

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 2:30 PM

hold on hold on, who said anything about dating? i'm talking about friendly fucks here, not relationships

Jerome on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 2:33 PM

It's an atrosmacy!

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 2:34 PM

fucking robots could satisfy baron's need to put his dick in some metal too...

Phil on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route. Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance to perform the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother? Why should anyone bother?

Where are all the football stars? And where are the biochemists? They're trapped! Trapped in a soft, vise-like grip of robot lips. All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex... and sometimes the same sex.

Don't Date Robots!

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 2:40 PM

The only robot I would do would be the girl transformer from transformers the movie. Also, KOS-MOS from the Xenosaga series. (I tried to find a picture of her, but ign wasn't working for me.)

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 3:21 PM

or a robot clone of Lucy Lu...No, I don't know how to spell her last name.

Marc on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 3:27 PM

Oh my god, this is pretty funny. Someone took the Michael Richards incident and morphed it with Seinfeld footage to make it look like a funny episode.
http://www.thehatchreport.com/multi...st-episode.html

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 3:56 PM

It's Liu, for the record.

Brock on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 4:04 PM

What about that robot chick from Cherry 2000, I'd bone that hot blond in a heartbeat. Just don't do it on a wet floor.

joe on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 4:15 PM

This is really funny

douglas on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 4:39 PM

new sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061221

joe on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 5:49 PM

I have ordered the keg of killians from party mart. So what is everybody bringing? I am providing the keg, high life dogs and chili. Dino has the deer meat queso. Joanna has jello shots.

joe on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 6:22 PM

To add to my list of random places posting, I'm now at circuit city Christmas shopping. Fuck this shit, everyday is one day closer to new years.

Jay on Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 9:48 PM

Marc and I will just pick up a bunch of random stuff like we usually do.

Marc on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 12:30 AM

Tell Joanna I'm expecting meatballs too. I might think about aactually making something as well. But I wouldn't know what. Someone said they're gonna bring a ridiculous amount of shrimp cocktail right? or did someone say, "someone should bring a ridiculous amount of shrimp cocktail."?

joe on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 7:22 AM

I asked Joanna for shrimp. I will relay the meatballs message.

Jerome on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 7:37 AM

The new Harry Potter book title will be a layup for porn directors:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Jay on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 8:38 AM

Whoo hoo! 4 1/2 hours till I am out of here. Yipee ki yay, mother fuckers!

douglas on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 9:02 AM

yeah, today's just a half day for me too, after lunch i'm trekking down to the wonderful town of calvert city, population 2000, to visit my mother's family, including my 22-yr. old cousin and her 2 kids, her sister, who's 19 with a kid and another on the way but headed towards her second miscarriage, and another cousin who moved to detroit to follow her white boyfriend from calvert city who aspires to be the next kevin federline, a.k.a. horrible white rapper

Joanna on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 9:03 AM

What do you all think I am, a freakin' restaurant or something? (Sigh) If you really want meatballs, I guess I could make them. But that's all! Jell-O shots, shrimp, and meatballs. That sounds like a gross combination

Jay on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 9:42 AM

It doesn't matter, joe will still eat it. And it isn't all of us. Marc just expects you to be more domestic.

Bigworm on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 9:49 AM

Joanna - I think you should kick Jay's ass.

I am off work (except might go in part of tuesday) till next year.....vacation days left to burn baby.

Bigworm on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 9:51 AM

And I guess Abby and I will bring her kick ass wing style popcorn chicken and some hot dog buns........hmmmmm...I am still deciding on what else to bring...I might bring a bottle of jager (the jager machine of course).

Jay on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 9:57 AM

Why should she kick my ass?

douglas on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 10:08 AM

i got some whiskey, if there are any special requests on food i can probably handle something, either that or just some 2-liters or something

joe on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 10:30 AM

We already have 2 bags of tortilla chips for mark's queso. Other chips, desserts, anything that strikes your interest would work.

Joanna on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Joe will eat all of that food at teh same time on a cracker with hot sauce. Including the shrimp tail.

douglas on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:01 AM

anybody know that link to the original nintendo games??

Jay on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:04 AM

www.yourmomma.com/douglasisabitch.htm

douglas on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

douglas on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Yo mama's so fat, but Jay fucked her anyway

douglas on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Jay on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Nice. I'm in a great mood today. You all better be planning to rock out tonight!

Brock on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:20 AM

This is the most planning I've ever seen you fucktards do.

douglas on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:36 AM

That's Mr. Fucktard, douchebag

Marc on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Are we wanting to go dumpster diving for the couches at Smith furniture yet? or are we waiting for the tent?

jen on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:51 AM

douglas--

http://www.virtualnes.com/

Marc on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 12:03 PM

http://louisville.craigslist.org/wa.../252032367.html
"Looking for a new-in-box Nintendo Wii console for my family for Christmas. Willing to pay up to $280. Locals only. Would prefer to deal directly with retailers/dealers. "

Yeah, good luck with that buddy. Considering the cheapest I've seen anyone asking anywhere online is $450

Jay on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Man, less than an hour to go. Sweet!

joe on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 12:31 PM

the rain might hurt the dumpster diving.

Brent on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 12:58 PM

That Wii post kinda pisses me off, he better be joking or he deserves an ass beating just for being so fucking stupid.

Phil on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Merry Christmas, courtesy of Wade. The Girls of the Wonder Years:
http://thighswideshut.org/2006/12/wonder-faps.html

joe on Friday, December 22, 2006 at 4:14 PM

I'm outta here like a fat kid playing dodgeball. Anything exciting going on tomight someone call me. Peace out hombres. This place is dead anyways.

Phil on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 2:43 AM

here's the weblog that I mentioned from the crazy ass bitch:
http://www.violentacres.com/

in particular here's the post where she compares her daughter to a kid with Downs: http://www.violentacres.com/archives/18/duh and the follow up response to people who were offended saying that she hates retards so she doesn't care: http://www.violentacres.com/archive...retard-genocide

Bigworm on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 2:46 AM

All I am saying is Jay and Joe could have gangbanged some girl tonight...really.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 10:39 AM

What the fuck is that about? How drunk/desparate/dirty was this girl to let that happen? How sober were Joe and Jay to not let that happen?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 10:41 AM

I fucking hate this place. Fucking Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year's Eve...How much more are they going to take away from me? I'm going to try for a vacation at St. Patty's day and I've already got one scheduled with Derby...So I've got that going for me.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 11:36 AM

And, none of you all are probably even up yet...fuckers. I'm not bitter, though, really.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 12:46 PM

I was up at 8:30 after going to bed at 4

Marc on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 12:47 PM

I've been up since 5 Burket. I was horribly tired by the end of the day yesterday. So I basically passed out when I got back from dinner with the family. then I woke up at 5 and couldn't go back to sleep so I watched recorded tv shows and and movie Invincible. So at least I am up, although I missed out on the festiviites that might compare to another Lisa (from B-dub's) night.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 12:49 PM

As Jay, Joe and I were leaving Flanagan's, I noticed some girl in a plaid skirt was following us talking on her cell phone. Well she kept following us and getting creepy close, which prompted me to ask her if she was stalking us. She giggles and says no, so we continue on to Jay's car and as you know it, we get in Jay's car and she hops right in with us. We figure out her name is Lucy and Lucy is so freaking fucked up she doesn't even realize she got in a car with 3 total strangers. Being good guys, we get her to call one of her friends and we drive her to Molley Malone's and drop her ass off.....what is really crazy is what if we weren't good guys....she could have been ripe for the pickens.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 12:50 PM

If Lucy lived in St. Matthew's we probably would have just driven her home because there was no way we were just going to drop the poor girl off to a pack of wolves on the street.

Marc on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 12:56 PM

wow, she sounds hot. I'd do her.

joe on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 1:49 PM

We have a thing for girls with names starting with L: Lisa, Lisa, Lucy, Laura. But Lucy wasn't effable.

joe on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Other completely random event from the night. We are at Wick's and this guy I'd say 6-3 300 lbs walks up to me shakes my hand and asks my name. Apparently this guy remembered me from little league. He played for Buechel and I played at St. Matthews and we always played against each other in all star tournaments. Good conversation with him, he asked what I've been up to since I was 12, good ole' college baseball at bellarmine work for the VA all that good BS. I ask him the same question and he says played football at UL, played for the Louisville Fire and just signed with the Columbus Destroyers of the AFL as to which Wes says we know him and Red lets start a bar fight. Good times.

joe on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Watching the UT-UT game waiting for UL to come on. Chris Lofton is good. OTS and Pitino must feel like asses.

joe on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 2:41 PM

T-will just had a freakishly awesome dunk. If only he were a good basketball player or could translate his athleticism to the basketball court.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 3:51 PM

What's with UL? Are they actually playing somewhat well today? Or did a blind squirrel finally find a nut, and their shots start falling? Of course, saying this, I'm sure they'll probably find a way to blow it.

I don't know if I'm behind the times, but this is a freaking funny site...
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/index.html

Take a look at the holiday tips.

Phil on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Well, Miami isn't exactly that good of a team either. They've lost to:
Buffalo
Cleveland State
Northwestern
Mississippi State
AAAAAAAAAAAAND Binghamton

That loss to Binghamton wouldn't look too bad if we were talking Lacrosse.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 5:14 PM

I think I was just pointing out, if there was ever the opportune time to start a bar fight, it would be when you know the biggest guys in the bar.

joe on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 5:57 PM

We should have fought the douchebags in santa claus hats and christmas vests and turtlenecks.

Brock on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 8:08 PM

What's wrong with wearing a santa hat?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 9:23 PM

“A hangover is just Beer’s way of reminding you you shouldn’t have stopped.”

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 9:26 PM

A tip for Jay or anyone else who pukes into a glass/pitcher...

“If you run that through some cheesecloth, that’s a perfectly good shot.”

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 9:28 PM

“The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The drunk says, 'Are you gonna drink that'?"

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 9:32 PM

“We’ve had enough to drink. Now let’s have too much.”

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 9:35 PM

“Gentlemen, at approximately nine o’clock last night, a small scouting force was sent into the vicinity of my liver. They’ve not been heard from. A rescue force was dispatched, but they, too, have been lost. I’m afraid I have no choice but to declare a state of full-scale war with my liver. Time for a martini.”

Brock on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 9:38 PM

Huggins shoots back at a heckling fan:

http://www.kansas.com/mld/kansas/sp...tz/16305355.htm

The fan, a 60ish looking man dressed in a Trojans vest, was on Huggins all night for getting on his players. Apparently, he hasn't read the book on Huggins.

Anyway, with the Orleans Arena less than half full, Huggins could clearly hear everything the fan said. And finally, he had had enough.

"Do I come to McDonald's, where you work, and yell at you?" he said. "Do I go into your place of business?"

Vintage Huggins.

Brock on Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 9:39 PM

Did you pussies drink too much last night?

Jerome on Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 12:27 AM

Three words: Undercover Brother!

Phil on Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 1:45 AM

My sister and I just watched Undercover Brother too.

"If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!"

Brent on Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 3:18 AM

Pink nipples.

joe on Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 2:36 PM

Douglas, were you aware of Ben Cotrell teaching math at St. X and coaching baseball with Bush and Feger?

Phil on Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 7:28 PM

There will be a job opening in Cincinnati for a long snapper tomorrow...

Brock on Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 10:42 PM

There will also be one additional murder.

Jerome on Monday, December 25, 2006 at 12:47 AM

Merry Fucking Christmas to all of you NattySci pervs that asked Santa for porn this Christmas ... YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!!

stew on Monday, December 25, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Merry Christmas!

joe on Monday, December 25, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Santa is a fucking jackass. What kind of sick joke is it to put WWE Smackdown vs. Raw for X-box 360 under the Christmas tree and not put the game in the package. I seriously got an empty x-box game container. That is bullshit.

jen on Monday, December 25, 2006 at 10:54 AM

maybe santa's losing it in his old age.

Merry Christmas everybody.

Brent on Monday, December 25, 2006 at 11:42 AM

I guess that New Years stunt finally caught up with you...Santa knows.

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