Stagger of Love

Stagger of Love

Posted by Phil on February 5th, in the afternoon | 250 comments

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Phil on Monday, February 05, 2007 at 2:03 PM

Graphic courtesy of Big Jay and Microsoft Paint

jen on Monday, February 05, 2007 at 2:10 PM

I know I've said this once today but.....

STAGGER STAGGER STAGGER STAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerome on Monday, February 05, 2007 at 2:13 PM

Generic complaint for past Super Bowls and Super Bowls yet to come:

The [insert topic of pregame interest] was lousy, the game was boring, and both teams were AWFUL, it's just that the [insert losing team] are from the wussy little [insert losing team's conference].

And was it just me, or was [insert network name]'s broadcast, particularly [insert announcing team] just gut wrenching???? I watched the Bengals-Niners SB last night from 89 and Dick Enberg and Merlin Olson were absolutely FABULOUS.

I found myself switching back and forth from the game to the Green Mile, and after the int TD return, I just said to myself "huh, they scored" and switched back to the movie. And as for the commercials, not only do I not want to buy a Chevy now, my future children, when I find a good woman, are FOREVER forbidden to buy a Chevy as well.

Jeez, what happened to this game, did it get THAT bad over a span of one year???

Phil on Monday, February 05, 2007 at 2:16 PM

I blame Carlos Mencia

Jay on Monday, February 05, 2007 at 2:38 PM

Good looking out, Phil. Note: The original stagger invite (which has become my template for all subsequent invites) was made using photoshop. I think at some point I need to go to that, because the quality has been slowly dropping (Note 2: John the Devil made the first one, as I am not allowed to have photoshop on my computer, or am too lazy to do it).

douglas on Monday, February 05, 2007 at 4:44 PM

the super bowl sucked, at least i won 30 bucks in poker

Marc on Monday, February 05, 2007 at 11:27 PM

I found a link to all the commercials from the Super Bowl.
http://www.tv.com/superbowl-commerc...ot%3baction%3b1

adrian on Monday, February 05, 2007 at 11:57 PM

just go to you tube

http://www.youtube.com/superbowl

Jay on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 8:54 AM

Happy Birthday to Rick Astley, 41

jen on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 9:10 AM

and happy 'celebrate catholic schools week'. And happy birthday Monopoly, 72.

Brock on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 10:12 AM

The dude who wears shirts is over 40! Man, wearing shirts was so 20 years ago.

Jay on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 10:22 AM

Brock, you remember our discussion of Rick "the guy with the hair" Astley, don't you? That's the whole reason I put him on here. "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you"

Phil on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 10:55 AM

what a surprise, Snickers has pulled their "two dudes kissing" ad campaign after just about every single person in America found it offensive. Homophobes didn't want to see two guys kissing, gay people were offended that two guys would cause harm to themselves at the thought of being gay and normal straight people who confused as to why getting rid of chest hair would be considered "not gay"
http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/mmmm...ersy-234156.php

Phil on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 10:59 AM

on a related note, I could some help coming up with a "Turner wants to share a snickers bar with __________" for a team name at trivia tonight.

I was thinking about "Prince and his throbbing guitar."

Brock on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 11:48 AM

Oh yes... I know what you were referring to. Hence the "shirt" reference. I think we described him as the guy with hair, who wears shirts, and has a face.

Jay on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 11:55 AM

Just making sure.

Brock on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 12:24 PM

My first day back in the lab and I'm hearing stories of how legendary the night was... if they only knew... or I only knew... I can't remember!

Apparently we're going to get hit with 6-10 inches of snow this afternoon and evening... that should be fun!

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 12:47 PM

Brock - so when do you actuallly get your doctorate degree and title? Do you have to wait for graduation?

Brock on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 12:56 PM

Technically I don't get my degree until I file all the paperwork for this quarter. So I'll officially be done the 2nd week of March. Graduation, or the ceremony, isn't until June. Regardless of all these technicalities, when I'm applying, my program director will be sending out letters to confirm my completion even before these dates.

Once I got the signatures after my defense, they can't stop me, unless I failed to take a course or something, which should have been taken care of years ago when I applied for doctoral candidacy.

So, this goes to show you, the more school you have, the longer-winded and less to the point your answers become.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 2:11 PM

Fox sports draft projection.

Okoye in top 10.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/...421386?MSNHPHMA

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 3:36 PM

Brock, if you find a Yankee's toboggan/toque/sock hat or whatever kinda hat cincy people call it, it's mine. Please bring it back to the ville the next time you're here. I'm thinking JOanna was wearing it and it may have ended up in Michelle's room. Or covered in puke upstairs, I'm not really sure since I remember less of the night than most.

Phil on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 3:38 PM

I hate point shit to break.com because I'm pretty sure everyone reads it anyways, but somehow a video clip from GBITT 07-08 was posted:
http://break.com/index/perverts_karma.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 4:26 PM

Fucking hilarious.

Brock on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 4:38 PM

Yeah Chris, I saw a Yankees toboggan in the hallway yesterday and originally thought it was your hat, but didn't remember you had one of those toboggan's too... so its safe and sound, and not covered in vomit.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 4:40 PM

Peyton doing the bulldance.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1740460

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 4:41 PM

Shit just be thankful I didn't see the yankee shit when I was sick, I probably would have puked in it if so.

effin yankees!

Cuban on Tuesday, February 06, 2007 at 8:45 PM

You did puke on the Yankees hat

Jay on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 9:02 AM

This sucks.

Jay on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 9:06 AM

Remember us talking about when Heidi from the hills would do porn? Well, she has taken her first step by having a spread in Stuff magazine

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS18/702070693

(last blurb before the quote)

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 9:55 AM

And todays 90's hit courtest of youtube is:

Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6leaDbygLw

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 9:56 AM

If I did sorry Chris, but deep down I feel vindicated for Johnny Damon.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 10:27 AM

I think I found the best website ever!

http://www.onehitwondercentral.com

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 10:50 AM

Not a coffee fan, but this is one I'd try.

MAKER’S MARK KENTUCKY CAPPUCINO



One last thing I'd like to mention is that we have a new cocktail recipe for you to try in honor of this month's happy holiday - Valentine's Day. This is great one for lovebirds or even those of you who just have a warm heart:

Kentucky Cappuccino

12 ounces of freshly brewed coffee
4 parts Maker's Mark
4 parts white creme de menthe
2 teaspoons of brown sugar
1 cup whipped cream for garnish

Stir together all of the ingredients and divide between 2 mugs, Garnish with whipped cream. Ta-dah

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 11:17 AM

Today is College Football National Signing Day!

This should be a holiday.

Phil on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 11:28 AM

Some dude playing for the North Dakota D-League team has himself a blog. I must say the dude is pretty damn funny:
http://web.mac.com/rzb0/iWeb/Site%202/Home.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 11:46 AM

Phico - how in the hell did you find his blog. I know you didn't sit around and goodle d-league blogs.

Funny Myspace Messages 4 is pretty good.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 11:48 AM

I had to close out my browser I am laughing so hard on the MM4...good lord that is some funny shit.

Phil on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 11:50 AM

MySpace messages #3 he pretends he's a podiatrist:
http://web.mac.com/rzb0/iWeb/Site%2...6339CE2CB3.html

Phil on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 12:08 PM

The one where he goes back to high school has some great shit in it too:
http://web.mac.com/rzb0/iWeb/Site%2...4994C5FF12.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 12:20 PM

Abby just sent me this link and told me she'd kill me if I did something like this. Do you guys think she is playing?

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=6051338

Jay on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 12:40 PM

What if you changed it to something cool, like Hiro Nakamura, or Obi-wan Kenobi?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 12:47 PM

or Kal-el

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 12:47 PM

Shit, let's be honest if I am chanign my name I am donning black and calling me Darth Vader.

Jay on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 1:38 PM

That's the way I'd see it. I was just setting you up for that. Abby should be okay with that, because Abby Vader is a cool name.

Brock on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 1:39 PM

Sometimes you guys are real dorks.... but its cool.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 2:05 PM

Here's a pretty neat website for us relatively new to investing and financial matters, Cuban you are going to love this, www.hedgestop.com (I just contributed to an IRA...hahahahahaha).

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 2:51 PM

Looks like Bud Bundy did well for himself, and now he wants out.

http://www.people.com/people/articl...0011038,00.html

Jay on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:01 PM

53 hours until stagger!

douglas on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:15 PM

that link doesn't work wes...

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:15 PM

works for me.

douglas on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:16 PM

nevermind

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:16 PM

http://www.hedgestop.com

or if you were talking about this one.

douglas on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:16 PM

no, i was talking about the people one, for some reason the fifth time's the charm i guess, i already checked out that hedgestop site

douglas on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:18 PM

i love vacation, sitting on your ass is a wonderful thing

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:23 PM

Yeah hedgestop is pretty cool because if you play the stock market game they give you 50M bucks (like you are hte hedge leader) and you can buy any stocks you wants on the the NASDAQ, NYSE and American Stock Exchance. Kind of interesting, in fact, I might sit down tonight and start planning my portfolio.

douglas on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:25 PM

i didn't look at it too closely but i played a stock market game before using real stocks awhile back, and if it was real money, i woulda made a shitload of money

douglas on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:31 PM

i signed up w/ u wes, i need something new to fill in the void that was fantasy football, at least in this kinda game u actually learn something now and then

douglas on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:31 PM

we're also the first two BU people to play too

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:34 PM

Jackpot, I think we need a strong showing.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:35 PM

NattySciInvestments.com - how to lose your money.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:35 PM

Personally, I want to put 85% of my 50Million into lottery games.

douglas on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:37 PM

i want to invest it in casinos, or rather, blow it at casinos, 50M would make one helluva vegas trip

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:44 PM

Legen....wait for it...dary.

douglas on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:54 PM

i just bought 250,000 shares of the company i'm starting w/ in two weeks to get me started in that game. I'll do more tomorrow, but for now i've got to go back home, throw in a Grizzly and watch some TV. y'all have fun finishing the work day

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 3:56 PM

Enjoy.

Barry on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 4:31 PM

jenn sterger loves the shocker
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vi...ortsIllustrated

Dave on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 4:45 PM

Does anybody know if UofL signed those three guys that were holding press conferences today? I think one was a linebacker, and another was a defensive end, and maybe one was a wide reciever.

Phil on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 4:53 PM

Dave, if you are talking about the dudes from Lauderdale Lakes Boyd Anderson they only signed the LB/DE (Patrick Grant) out of that group. Barnes (LB) went to Auburn and I'm pretty sure Bryant (OL) committed UNC.

Phil on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 4:57 PM

Two good articles on recruiting. One on the Irish being dicks and the other on no one believing Illinois could possibly be doing things on the up and up:
Irish: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...649.html?sub=AR
Illini: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/07/s...html?ref=sports

Phil on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 5:04 PM

dave, here's the press release on the louisville signings. it's only like 15 dudes so it's a quick read:
http://uoflsports.cstv.com/sports/m.../020707aad.html

Dave on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 6:22 PM

Thanks phil, that is what I was looking for. They got some good RB's coming.

Barry on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 6:24 PM

i've been following the recruiting all f-in day waiting to hear about some LSU and U of L recruits. Fairly pleased with both except Joe McKnight

adrian on Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 10:05 PM

Jesus Christ Kentucky F!@#ing Sucks.

Marc on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:29 AM

Phil, it looks as if FOX can stop biting your shiny metal ass.
http://tv.ign.com/articles/761/761478p1.html

Jay on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 2:17 AM

Hey, you need a flute player?

Jay on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 9:05 AM

Happy Birthday to Seth Green, 33.

Jay on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 10:09 AM

This site sucks as bad as Duke

Bigworm on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 10:28 AM

Duke is terrible.

Brock on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 10:54 AM

Hey Wes, with this stock trading game, can you join a group or something?

Currently, I'm only affiliated with UC.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 11:39 AM

yeah I think you can but I am unsure how you do it. Do you think I actually read the instructions?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 12:11 PM

Brock - douglas and I are under the Bellarmine University school tag.

Jay on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 12:23 PM

That's the point I was trying to make, wes.

jen on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 12:59 PM

Know what isnt terrible? The fact that tomorrow is stagger.

Brock on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:01 PM

Jay needs to hype this up some more, I keep forgetting its tomorrow.

jen on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:03 PM

I'll help--


31 HOURS TO STAGGER!!!!!!!!!

are you definitely going Brock?

adrian on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:05 PM

Big Red and Stagger. Now that is a party

Brock on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:05 PM

Unless Michelle has some random road trip planned to her parents, which I doubt. I think I should communicate better.

jen on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:12 PM

Cool. I'll bring her Iowa sweatshirt back. Is she coming too?

Brock on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:12 PM

I've still got the Big Red Wes got for me for my party... I'm saving that for a special time to spill it on my pants.

Brock on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:13 PM

I doubt she's coming... she has to finish up a couple of papers for her classes. She graduates in March, so there is a bit of panic brewing.

jen on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:15 PM

she should wait and panic after stagger.

Brock on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:24 PM

Wes, how did you find out about Carlisle companies?

Jay on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:57 PM

Actually, I got you the Big Red, Brock. I was going to call you tonight and give you directions.

Jay on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 1:58 PM

TOMORROW IT'S MOTHERFUCKING STAGGER TIME, BITCHES!!!!!!

How is that for hype, Brock?

Marc on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 2:18 PM

It's almost Valentine's Day. Have YOU found that special someone?
http://louisville.craigslist.org/w4.../272339293.html

jen on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 2:25 PM

that lady scares me.

Phil on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 3:59 PM

this posting seems like it is a set up to be murdered:
http://louisville.craigslist.org/w4.../275293008.html

Cuban on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:04 PM

DUDE,

I can't beleive Anna Nicole Smith DIED.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17050167/?GT1=9033

Phil on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:05 PM

We are going to need a Trivia Team Name" task force for this!

Cuban on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:05 PM

That is what TrimSpa does for YOU.

I always figured she would slowly die of AIDS

Brock on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:08 PM

There is no fucking way that's true. Thats impossible! No more Anna Nicole porn?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:10 PM

Brock - MSN money is a damn good site, for the record.

Barry on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:11 PM

phil, is this one of your posts?
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ATURES/70208053

Phil on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:13 PM

I wish I wrote that. That's the start of an awesome team name.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:13 PM

I bet her lawyer Howard K. Stern is responsible. He was boning that bitch when she was fat and had all that texas oil money now he wanted it for himself. And he is the one who may or may not have been responsible for her son's death.

Cuban on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:15 PM

Jealous Wes?

Brock on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:15 PM

But the MSN article said she lost all that oil money in court.

Cuban on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:15 PM

Had you torn your sweater off in front of her she would have probably boned you.

Barry on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:25 PM

i'm going with the trimspa shit...it's not normal to lose that much weight that fast...even though she started it years ago.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:42 PM

Not at all.

jen on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:49 PM

I don't think it was the trimspa that made her lose weight. I'd place my bet on coke. Especially considering there's a lawsuit against her and trimspa with a bunch of people saying it doesnt work.

Phil on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:51 PM

Regardless, she's on the ultimate weight loss plan now.

jen on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 4:56 PM

there's your trivia name.

Barry on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 5:04 PM

well, let me say it this way: whatever caused her to lose all that weight (and any combination of substances), also likely killed her

jen on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 8:11 PM

24 hours till stagger!

douglas on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 8:21 PM

apparently there's video of anna nicole collapsing and having CPR administered to her, so you guys might wanna be on the look out for that tomorrow when u're at work

douglas on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 8:25 PM

not sure what to say, but i have to post it:
http://annanicolesmithdies.com/

Phil on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 9:31 PM

I'm still trying to figure out a team name. I like "Anna Nicole Smiths death won't be a BIG loss...thanks to TrimSPA" but I'm not terribly sure if it will work out loud.

Marc on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 10:06 PM

Also, don't know if it works aloud, but I am going for truly horrible. "When losing weight by TrimSPA alone is just too slow, seek son's advice... and die"

Marc on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 10:08 PM

"First Barbaro, Now Anna Nicole?! Which one of next ex-lovers will die next." Inspired by Douglas's desire to sleep with any creature.

Jay on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 10:34 PM

Douglas...wow

Phil on Thursday, February 08, 2007 at 11:04 PM

I was also thinking of a "it hasn't been a good month for those who've been ridden hard in exchange for millions"

Jerome on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 8:27 AM

"Death won't stop me from rubbing one off to my Guess Jeans poster"

Jerome on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 8:39 AM

"If you act now, you'll receive our special Dead Playmates issue absolutely free!"

jen on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 9:25 AM

stagger stagger stagger stagger!!!

Jay on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 10:05 AM

Just 10 more hours

Marc on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 10:51 AM

"I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so SCARED!" Jessie Spano

...and so true when it comes to Stagger.

jen on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 10:53 AM

perhaps if you weren't addicted to caffeine pills you wouldnt be so scared.

I'm psyched!

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 11:01 AM

I think this jackass is just asking for some drunk dials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkXH7hBbDI0

Marc on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 11:14 AM

(In the melody of "I Wish it was Christmas Today" performed by Jimmy Fallon, Horatio Sanz, Chris Kattan, and Tracy Morgan)

I don't care what your momma says
Stagger time is near
I don't care what your daddy says
Stagger time is dear
All I know is that my favorite holiday
Is making it's way to Frankfort today.

I don't care about no Christmas toys
Stagger is number one.
I don't care about no colored eggs
Stagger girls are more fun.
I don't care what the Peruvians say
Get your ass to Frankfort today.
I'm glad its Stagger today
No more days away.

I don't care what your mama says
Stagger is full of beer.
I don't care what your daddy says
Stagger will soon be here.
I don't care I went to one in June.
Stagger can never come too soon.
I'm glad its Stagger today.
I'm glad its Stagger today.

Marc on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 11:18 AM

I think Douglas should put that guy's number on speed dial. And do his normal orgasm drunk dial messages.

Jay on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 11:19 AM

Do you guys have your travel arrangements together?

Marc on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 11:23 AM

Jen wants a ride I know that. (Go figure) So I am planning on driving down. Anyone else planning on going and wanting to ride together call me. As far I know of "definites," its Me, Brock, Jen, Adrian, Joe, and Jay. Anyone else?

jen on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 11:32 AM

Its not that I want one. Its just necessary for the safety of myself and others.

nice job on the song.

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 11:45 AM

All I know is that I'm getting everyone at each of those bars tonight to give a call to Luke Johnson and call him a fag.

Phil on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 11:53 AM

a guide to grade exams:
http://www.rvc.cc.il.us/faclink/pru...mor/grading.htm

adrian on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 12:04 PM

Marc, if you want to pick me up at my crib, you are more than welcome.

adrian on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 12:04 PM

If not, i will be driving down, what exit is it again Jay?

Phil on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 12:10 PM

review of the movie "300"
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31520

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 12:50 PM

Pat Forde goes to Bracket Camp.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...e=ESPNHeadlines

Jay on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 1:04 PM

It's exit 58

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 1:58 PM

I will watch 300 about 10 times just because of that review alone. That's a movie you need Chris to get all whiskey'd up and scream "I stand alone!" 15 times until people start telling him to shut up and he stands up and flicks 'em off... all while the dancing popcorn is on the screen.

I think after watching this movie, I'm going to try and punk out as many giant linebacker dudes playing with their cell phone ring as possible... then have Wes fight them for the hell of it, while I spill Big Red all over the place.

Marc on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 1:58 PM

I don't mind picking you up Adrian, but I'm planning on Trying to make it back to town around 1:30-2:00PM. I got a group meeting, and i told them i might be late. So hopefully we can still do Shoney's breakfast bar tomorrow and i would have enough time to drop everyone off also. So if you think leaving by that time would be trouble then, you could drive separate, and whoever wanted to could ride back with either one of us.

Jay, how about I go back to Frankfort Sunday to practice. I tried but one member of my group says she can only meet saturday, which really fucks me up. I hate this fucking class.

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:00 PM

I'm planning on going back to Louisville from Frankfort tomorrow, so if you want to just catch a ride with me, that's cool too. Marc can leave whenever he likes and I'll just take my time ralphing all over the cantaloupe at Shoney's.

Jay on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:02 PM

Whatever works for you, Marc. I certainly don't mind if you come back sunday. Brock, you can throw up all over the people who steal our table.

Jay on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:03 PM

We upgraded to IE7 yesterday, and I like the fact that it doesn't spit me back to the homepage after every post.

Jay on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:04 PM

What does Sebastian Bach need with a homeless person?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/09/ho...g.ap/index.html

Phil on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:06 PM

I never could figure out that oddity of IE6. No where in the code does it say to do that. Stupid IE6.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:25 PM

Bozo went to Bracket CAmp as well.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS01/702090521

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:27 PM

Brock - I am sure when we watch 300 something very similar to that will happen.

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:28 PM

We should make some kind of event out of it. Kinda like the old days when we went to see the Blair Witch Project and Natalie "I am a bottomless pit" wanted all of my popcorn.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:29 PM

Yeah, she was elbow deep in your bag after she didn't eat a damn thing for dinner.

adrian on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:29 PM

Marc, I will be good to go...trust me

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:30 PM

Adrian, how's your plan to become the next Bill Gates coming along?

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:31 PM

I so want to go tonight, however, I think after my actions last week I should probably bypass this event.

jen on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:34 PM

its been like a whole week. just dont chug any 40s of malt liquor this time.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:35 PM

See I can't promise that, because if I found a 40 of malt liquor I'd have to chug it. Jen it is the principle of the matter now.

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:36 PM

Come on Wes, I don't even remember half the night from last Friday, and I'm gonna go. Its been a whole week.

adrian on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:37 PM

Brock, the plan is in motion but i don't plan on being Bill Gates because i have ethics. I prefer being the next Milosevic.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:38 PM

Hmmmmm........maybe.

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:39 PM

A genocidal nutjob... good aspirations. Just remember us lowly fellas when you are cruising around in your private jet.

Wes - I'm only planning to be Thunderdome tonight, not Beyond it, just gonna get to the Thunderdome, admire it, but not actually get in. I think that's a good philosophy for the evening. Although, it only takes one random bottle of Colt45 to push you Beyond.

jen on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:39 PM

I dont think any of the bars on the stagger have 40s. but they DO have 1.25 high life!

adrian on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:43 PM

A question for everyone...

Who do you think the number one draft pick will be in football? Remember the Raiders have the #1 pick.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:43 PM

Brock - Similar to Hitler and Saddam, Milosevic was just understood (wow is it hot in here or is it just me?)

Hmmmm....interesting proposal you are coming up with. I never thought about just walking up to the cage of thunderdome and peeking in to check out what goes on. I usually like to jump in head first and then try to figure out what the fuck is happening....which is why I end up going beyond Thunderdome.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:44 PM

Brady Quinn because their QB is a douche bag!

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:47 PM

Brock - I think we should coin the phrase "sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes", however, we might have to pay royalties to my friend.

douglas on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:48 PM

what happened to you fuckers getting drunk in louisville anymore? i got my girl every weekend, so it makes outta town trips extremely hard to pull off, especially when babymama has to take the LSAT tomorrow.

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:49 PM

As long as you just go Thunderdome tonight and not Beyond, you won't be so drunk in the morning to do that to the Shoney's salad bar. I think they frown on that.

Regardless of who invented the phrase "sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes," its still useful in everyday language. I was tempted to incorporate it into my defense, but thought Darth Vader was more appropriate.

Phil on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:50 PM

Not sure what you guys are talking about with the dick in the mashed potatoes, but that's a line from a Beastie Boys song. We even had a post about it a year or so ago.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:51 PM

Ummmm...I never knew it was in the Beastie Boys song, but I am talking about my friend who put his dick in his wife's mashed potatoes and told her to suck it one day at the dinner table.

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:52 PM

Fuck Douglas, NattySci is going global... didn't you get the memo?

Others, outside of Louisville must learn of our Thunderdomic ways... how else are we going to get Wes elected Supreme Emperor of Earth? I mean, once Joe locks down his dictatorship of St. Matthews, we have to go somewhere.

douglas on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:53 PM

i apologize for the baby out of wedlock, damn priorities, it's entirely my fault, there's really no excuse. at least i haven't become a fag yet and bought a ring, so i got that going for me

Phil on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:54 PM

ah, there is a beasties boys song featuring a clip of some guy (sounds like Redd Foxx) saying "If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party, I'd have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes"

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:54 PM

Sorry Douglas - I prefer more traditional ways to your cavalier ways.

douglas on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:56 PM

that takes the fun out of it

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:57 PM

Phil, I do recall that topic, and that's what comes to mind when I use the phrase... thanks for the refresher.

What the hell is this "ring" you all speak of?

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 2:57 PM

Yeah so one day my friend and his wife are eating dinner and apparently he was becoming aroused (because he is a guy) watching his wife eat with her fork. So he stands up, drops trou, plops it in her mashed potatoes and said something to the effect of "Suck me beautiful".

Of course, he didn't elaborate but he did say it didn't happen and he saw the outcome differently in his head.

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:01 PM

A woman with a fork and a cock on her plate doesn't suggest positive outcomes.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:03 PM

Typically not, but this guy is kind of off in the head a little bit so maybe he thought he'd add some tube steak to her plate.

jen on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:07 PM

less than 5 hours to stagger!!!!

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:08 PM

3 hours until I'm invading Jay's bachelor pad.

adrian on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:08 PM

is the movie Ghost Rider from a comic book?

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:09 PM

I believe it is Adrian.

Barry on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:27 PM

late to comment but raiders first pick, that's easy. Jamarcus Russell. Tons of talent, but a questionable decision maker...perfect for the raiders.

douglas on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:27 PM

it is

also, anna nicole had a movie coming out w/ chyna in april, and i can't wait to see it, this will be classic cinema:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.co...-out-maybe.html

Jay on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:27 PM

Yes, it's a marvel comic book. Johnny Blaze, who Nick Cage is playing, was the original rider back in the 70's and 80's. They brought it back with Daniel Ketch in the 90's. There is a new series now. I never really got into ghost rider. I know he helped the Xmen beat the Brood once, and he was part of the "new fantastic four" with Spiderman, Hulk, and Wolverine. (All of those characters have their own movies, with wolverine being slated for release late this year or next year)

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:30 PM

Michelle's nephew is doing a fundraiser.. and I thought this was a pretty cool idea, besides the fact I'm starving.

"Harvest Christian School in Sandstone, MN is doing a Schwan's Fundraiser to help the school. HCS depends on fundraising events
to meet 40% of their annual budget. 30% of the sales will go to the school."

You can order online (24/7, of course) with no shipping fees and convenient home delivery.

To order, simply go online to www.schwansfundraising.com click on "start shopping" (near the truck on the left side of the screen) and you will be asked to enter a campaign ID #. Please enter ID # 1003012. Click the "start shopping" button on the welcome page and begin placing your order. You will be asked to provide the name of the student you are supporting (Andrew Wiener) upon checking out. Andrew will get credit for each order received.

This place is kinda wild, the sell stuff like Pizza, appetizers, pies and frozen treats (basically all the stuff you would normally find in Phil's freezer).

This fundraiser runs from now until Feb. 16th, 2007.

Thought I'd throw it out there for those of you who are lazy and like their food delivered, might as well help out a school.

Barry on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:32 PM

on another note, late last night I had pretty intense lower abdominal pain...still have it. Doesn't feel gastrointestinal (have taken two shits to verify this), more like muscle tissue, but hurts worse than a pulled muscle. Last night was back night in the gym with a fair bit of lat exercises...maybe I tore something somehow? Thoughts? Chris?

Brock on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:42 PM

Jay, what time will you be home this afternoon? Also, how much snow is on the ground in Frankfort?

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:47 PM

Chris Simms already making a name for himself. Have to scroll down past the red head with the smoking body.

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/

Phil on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:52 PM

that's a picture of matt simms for what it's worth. I'm no expert on such matters but the people on deadspin don't think it could possibly be weed based on the color and the sheer amount of whatever it is.

Or maybe Petrino's kid hooked him up.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:55 PM

Jesus fucking Christ. Philco - did you watch the youtube video of red shakin' her ass. I have to pat myself on the back for that one....mighty nice.

Phil on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 3:58 PM

i patted something else of mine after watching that video

Jay on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 4:32 PM

Brock, I'm home now. There is very little snow. Little patches here and there, but it is mostly melted.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 4:53 PM

I hate you Seth Davis. He just jinxed UK.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...iday/index.html

adrian on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 4:55 PM

WHat in the hell are you talking about. He doesn't need to jinx that cats because they are going to get their asses pounded anyways.

Bigworm on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 4:56 PM

Whatever. I got UK by 100.

Barry on Friday, February 09, 2007 at 5:30 PM

pretty funny
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.html

Phil on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 2:36 PM

John Oliver interviews the dude suing over Ladies Night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2yNTP7ld0c

Phil on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 4:28 PM

oh shit, the french have learned to dunk
http://denversportszone.com/index.p...-dunker-edition

Jerome on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 7:29 PM

EMBARASSING, CBS!!!! How the fuck is the PRO BOWL not in HD?!?!?

Phil on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 8:16 PM

I'm glad I'm not the only person displeased at CBS.

Question: Are the NFL Films broadcasts of America's Games in HD? I might just have to rent them off Netflix

Phil on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 8:21 PM

Brian Moorman...you just got JACKED UP

did Moorman compete in the fastest man competition this year? Maybe if they let him he wouldn't try to get himself killed on the field...

Phil on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 8:28 PM

Found Brian Moorman's Pro-Bowl diary!
http://www.buffalobills.com/news/ne...sp?news_id=4613

Found this quote ironic considering how badly Moorman just got hit:"As far as the game tomorrow is concerned things may be dialed down a little bit in terms of intensity, but as anyone knows you can't go half speed in any football game. If you do you're almost certain to get hurt."

Also he mentions that he wasn't invited to the skills competition and isn't happy because he thought he could win it with there being no blocking sled. My guess is the NFL eliminated the sled and were scared a punter could win their "skills" competion.

Holy crap, they just played the Japanese broadcast of Moorman getting hit and it was the best thing ever broadcast on TV. Don't let me down Youtube!

Phil on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 9:02 PM

Hester is pretty good

Phil on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 9:32 PM

This pro bowl has been a lot better than the super bowl...

CBS inexplicably has a live mike near a couple of kids and they keep yelling something like "Steve" or "Walter". It's been going on for like 45 minutes. Obviously CBS did not send out their probowl team to this game.

Brock on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 9:52 PM

Just for memories:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGxwp45uLKs

Bigworm on Saturday, February 10, 2007 at 11:13 PM

Damn how many times can we shoot ourselves in the fucking foot?

Phil on Sunday, February 11, 2007 at 2:02 AM

Youtube comes through with the Brian Moorman video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r94rmkbFMyU

Phil on Sunday, February 11, 2007 at 2:53 AM

hooray, the moorman video submission also got accepted on Fark. Big win for me!
"Brian Moorman sacrifices his body to give the Pro Bowl game something worth watching. With bonus translation of "jacked up" in Japanese"

Jay on Sunday, February 11, 2007 at 8:02 AM

Phil, check your email

adrian on Sunday, February 11, 2007 at 12:05 PM

That hit was great.

Dave on Sunday, February 11, 2007 at 7:36 PM

Video clip of Charles "Krazy Horse" Bennett, a mixed martial arts fighter. He had a fight Saturday and knocked this guy out in like 3 and 1/2 minutes. This guy is straight hood, growing up in the ghetto in Florida. They asked him how he prepares for his fights, and he responded, "I don't motherfucking train, I play motherfucking basketball." The guy is only like 5'8'' and 155 pounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H15F...ted&search=

Jay on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 8:27 AM

I just found out John got popped for a DUI on Saturday. He says his staggering days are over.

jen on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 8:57 AM

really? cause I thought he was okay to drive... until he duct taped himself to Jen...

Bigworm on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 9:57 AM

Jay - tell John to quit being a pussy. Just be smart about it and take a cab.

Jay on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 9:59 AM

I'll tell him that the next time I talk to him.

Bigworm on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 9:59 AM

I got the best voice mail ever from Chris on Saturday night at 10:30. "Wes, I know you are probably watching the UK game, but if you want to come over and play Smack Down vs. Raw on the big screen over at my house (3 second pause) drinking....(5 second delay) Smack Down vs. Raw......(5 second delay) drinking".

Classic.

Church on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 11:18 AM

Now the question is, if Duke keeps losing and ends up with a losing record in conference, will the committee have the guts to leave them out of the tourney. http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/recap...343&prov=ap

Brock on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 1:00 PM

Dude, I told him not to drive... I knew he was gonna have problems. That's the last time I respect my elders.

Brock on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 1:01 PM

Wes, I got a similar call from Chris, except it was Joe, and I was on the line.

Phil on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 1:29 PM

This is nerdy, but I don't care. Photos from the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Lego kits
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/...ndup-235716.php

Bigworm on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 1:40 PM

Phil - have you even watched the 6 Star Wars movies?

Phil on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 1:46 PM

nope, I haven't seen episodes #2 or #3

Phil on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 1:49 PM

for what it's worth I was excited enough about "30th anniversary star wars lego" that I posted without thorough examination. I assumed it was for episode 4. Whoooooooops.

Brock on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 2:06 PM

I love when the weather people can't tell if its going to be rain or 6 inches of snow. Why even try?

John Madden: "On this next play, they'll either run or pass."

Jay on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 2:07 PM

Brock, the more I think about it, you probably shouldn't have driven either.

Brock on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 2:24 PM

Yep, the more you think about it... you were way Beyond Thunderdome, and I hadn't had a drink in at least 2 hours. Whities and Big Red hit the spot though.

Jay on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 2:33 PM

I was way way WAY beyond thunderdome. And why can't adrian eat whitey's without mayonaisse?

Jay on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 2:34 PM

Jen, are we ever going to get copies of your pictures?

adrian on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 2:48 PM

Those chicken sandwiches hit the spot.

adrian on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 2:48 PM

Which one was John?

Jay on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 3:23 PM

The devil. The guy with the japanese wife.

Brock on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 3:40 PM

Hot Asian schoolgirl!

jen on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 4:05 PM

yeah, I'll send you guys the pictures when I get home tonight.

Brock on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 4:41 PM

Photos from the Defense Party... with a bonus.... Wes and Chris being pussies.

http://picasaweb.google.com/michell...ertationParty02

Michelle on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 4:53 PM

The poor quality photos were when my camera wasn't working.....or I wasn't able to work the camera...yeah...something like that. Look what we would have missed without photoshop!

Bigworm on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 5:01 PM

Sky diver hits ground and lives to tell the tale...and no his chute did not deploy properly.

Bigworm on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 5:01 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17113222/?GT1=9033

adrian on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 5:06 PM

"Germany might make the best cars but can they make hot asian chicks?"

Brock on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 5:17 PM

On the whole skydiving theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKJtui3ukZc

douglas on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 5:20 PM

sports guy running diary of the grammys:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ex?name=simmons

:34 -- It's a tie between Justin Timberlake and Chase Budinger for "white guy who does the best job transcending his whiteness." Justin Timberlake is performing right now, although he made the tragic decision not to sing "D*** in a Box." Hey, it's OK to think he's talented, right? Two hit albums AND he's one of the best SNL hosts ever AND he sold at the highest point possible on Britney's stock AND he wrote the best revenge song ever (the "Cry Me A River" song that pretty much murdered Britney's soul) AND he's plowing through every hot female in Hollywood right now. He's a hero, I say.

jen on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:11 PM

stagger o' love pics:

http://picasaweb.google.com/jenn.mo...StaggerOfLove02

jay you can share that link with the frankfort people if they want to see them.

Phil on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:25 PM

the dude's from Top Gear go to Alabama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kegne4kqWiU

Phil on Monday, February 12, 2007 at 11:30 PM

I just saw an ad for some type of pill called Loestrin 24" that promise "periods that last less than three days." Anyways, I decided to write a joke:

"Damn, my girlfriend's period is so long that it is more like an ellipse."

Thank you, thank you! You've been great! Good night!

Jay on Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 9:02 AM

Happy Birthday to Henry Rollins, 46

Phil on Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 10:27 AM

Video of the dude at WVU doing the YMCA dance
http://deadspin.com/sports/college-...home-235971.php

Someone in the comments also included a link to a kid who does a special dance to distract free throw shooters at Seton Hall games:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObaJs7CDw5U

Non-sports fans will like these videos.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 10:48 AM

This is what I like to see.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/702130402

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 10:51 AM

Those are some great dance moves, especially the first one.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 11:10 AM

Did anyone see DJ Augistine for Texas drain about a 30 footer last night?

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