Hack the bone. HACK THE BONE!

The Never Ever Hockey League is starting next week. Still time for signups. Right now I'm a definite, Keith the Scottish guy is 75% and even Amela might play. It's going to be a big time. It costs $550, but that will get you skates, pads, pants, a helmet and a stick. Apparently they are actually losing money on the equipment in order to get people playing in other leagues after this session.

It starts on the 8th at 9pm. The Louisville Adult Hockey Players Association has more information on the league.

Posted by Phil on October 3rd, in the morning | 1440 comments

Comments

Jay on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 10:58 AM

Yeah, Phil, I can't really afford that. And you've seen how agile I am on solid ground, now just extrapolate that to a slick, icy surface.

Phil on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 11:03 AM

I think two more people from work are signing up. Shannon from work might also play. It seems like a lot, but it is "only" about $1 a night once you subtract the equipment costs. And then next spring you can play in the Never, Ever Again league.

douglas on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 11:15 AM

that actually sounds like it'd be fun, just can't fuck with 550. I'll stick with the free football on the weekends whenever enough people man up and decide to play

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 12:27 PM

Sorry, an Xbox 360 and a road bike are priorities for me.

Jay on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 12:42 PM

Um...and your son?

Phil on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 1:29 PM

don't be ridiculous, jay

adrian on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 1:35 PM

My manager told me earlier that a girl on my floor likes me and she won't tell me who it is.

Phil on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 1:40 PM

you should just go girl to girl in the office asking "so you the bitch that wants to give me a hand job?"

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 1:40 PM

I side with Phil on this one.

Actually, that should be a giving due to the lack of seeing me out on the weekends at the bars.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 1:43 PM

given.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 1:46 PM

I bet it is Jan.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 1:51 PM

Another Cardinal suspended.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS02/71003021

Jay on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 2:56 PM

One of the comments on Wes's article said something along the lines that UofL will have new uniforms for the Utah game-orange jumpsuits.

Seriously, WTF is up with UofL? I can handle them not playing their best, and losing some games that maybe they shouldn't. But, come on, this shit is getting ridiculous. That is the third player either suspended or kicked off of the team in like a week. What the hell? When did we turn into Cincinnati?

adrian on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 3:11 PM

Cincy must have started a new FAD allthough the bar is still pretty high

Jay on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 3:33 PM

Adrian, it shouldn't matter that a girl on your floor likes you, you already have a girlfriend.

adrian on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:10 PM

ROAR!

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:25 PM

Anyone want to go to Chicago and go barhopping this weekend during the Cubs games or at least go to the home of Cubbies baseball in Louisville at the Highland Taproom and drink cheap Old Style?

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:32 PM

Mascot suicide, aka Mets suck. This is for you Cuban...Go Phillies!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfz6...sports%2Ecom%2F

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:37 PM

If Natty Sci ever won a game this is how we would celebrate. Wes, this is a Red Sox clip...they seem pretty gay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu43...m%2F%3Fpage%3D2

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:39 PM

You have to understand that they usually do that before they get piss ass drunk.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:40 PM

Joe are you already home?

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:42 PM

Erotic corn do eating contest cancelled:

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/p...02030/1001/NEWS

yep, i'm home

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:48 PM

I'm leaving work now.

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:50 PM

cool, I'll be here

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:51 PM

Work going to be done to Waverly Park trails:

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ONE08/710030877

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 4:59 PM

Every college athlete needs 2 cans of reddi whip in their fridge. How could reddi whip be uese?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.2.html

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 5:08 PM

cubs drinking game:

http://www.bugsandcranks.com/chicag...-drinking-game/

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 5:08 PM

I'm done

Brent on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 5:49 PM

Dude, where is Amela getting the 550 clams to play hockey?

Phil on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 6:04 PM

That's a hell of a question. I know she has 0 bills, but $550 is a significant chunk of her take home pay I bet. I think she might be getting some used equipment from Dom, perhaps.

Brent on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 10:23 PM

Not his best showing, but he's making the most of his opportunity to commentate NASCAR.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PA5q8FuB7t8

jen on Wednesday, October 03, 2007 at 10:29 PM

So in the drinking game, maybe I'm not educated on Cubs trivia, but why would you want to punch Ernie Johnson in the face? Isn't he the guy that had cancer?

douglas on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 8:31 AM

joe, this of course is what you do with the cans of reddi whip
http://media.collegepublisher.com/m...f79c3e-61-1.jpg

Bigworm on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 10:25 AM

Woodson getting some Heisman buzz.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/coll...nterstitialskip

Phil on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 10:29 AM

note to self: hide my porn better
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/...chi_home_xpromo

adrian on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 10:58 AM

Well, we will see how good Woodson really is tonight.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 11:00 AM

Yes we will, game time at 7:30 baby.

Word on the street be that Tony Dixon (the bruiser of the two main backs) got injured in practice this week. If so, that will change the dynamics of the running game because Alphonso Smith is out for this game with a high ankle sprain. That leaves Little and true freshman Locke.

Barry on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 11:30 AM

Easy bet this week boys. i haven't checked vegas yet, but si said the bayou bengals favored by 9 that's a bit much. I'd take the gators if i gambled that is.

Barry on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 11:33 AM

especially given this information.
http://media.www.lsureveille.com/me...a-3011237.shtml

adrian on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 12:01 PM

I think there are 3 or 4 directors on my floor. The secretary/coordinator for the main director (above the other directors) is the chick who likes me. Apparently she said something to some one and that someone told my manager and then my manager told me.

My manager won't tell me who the person that chick told was though. Oh well, looks like i can break my apartment in nicely with a good old fashioned HJ

Jay on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 12:17 PM

That will probably be a strange feeling, blowing your load in your own apartment.

adrian on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 12:35 PM

You know what Jay, that actually made me laugh ... you piece of @#$%

douglas on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 12:50 PM

adrian, maybe you should pass her a note before with two check boxes and ask if she likes you or not, or you can have your manager ask the other manager to ask the janitor to ask the floor sweeper to ask the supervisor to ask the ugly chick to ask the secretary if she wants to go out and have a soda pop sometime.

or just walk up to her and put your meat on her shoulder and tell her to get started

Jay on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 1:17 PM

Or he could take a middle route, and just ask her out...wait, it's Adrian. He's going to say something inappropriate and she will never speak to him again. His apartment will remain jizzless.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 1:58 PM

I am pretty sure his apartment won't remain jizzless, but I am quite confident in saying it won't be christened with the aide of a female.

joe on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 2:12 PM

so, so, so I was listening to the radio and you'll never guess what I just heard...Pearl Jam. The only way this would be better is if I had some Big Red.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 2:36 PM

Notice how Joe stays away from the female topic.

Brock on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 2:40 PM

I don't blame him for not prolonging the image of Adrian firehosing his apartment in man juice.

Phil on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 2:48 PM

Kio Sanford is in our flag football league on one of the better teams. I guess his time with the dolphins didn't work out. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I won't be guarding him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGDNyiXong

Jerome on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 2:48 PM

Kurt Angle went drinking in my home town -- and got busted for DUI
http://www.timesonline.com/site/new...78569&rfi=6

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 2:55 PM

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to
the alley with some guy for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by his
statement immediately changed the subject and hurriedly set the other
children to work on a coloring project. She then took Little Johnny aside
and asked him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny,
"He's the defensive coordinator at the University of Louisville. I was just too embarrassed to say that."

Jay on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 2:58 PM

That is a pretty good one, Chris. Even if it is a retread.

joe on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 3:11 PM

"Kio Sanford is in our flag football league on one of the better teams. I guess his time with the dolphins didn't work out. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I won't be guarding him."

Nut up and be a man Phil. You think I wanted to guard BJ Flynn, Bryant Northern and Beau Zack Smith in my YMCA basketball league?

Jerome, come next baseball season I can play on your 25 and up team and you can hear people say, "Joe Burket is in our baseball league on one of the better teams. I guess his plan of playing in the major's didn't work out. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I won't be getting a hit off him."

Jerome on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 3:19 PM

You'd be the #2 arm on the team. No one can touch me when I have the straight ball and the slower straight ball really working. Everyone bows down though when I'm throwing the spinning straight ball for strikes.

joe on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 3:21 PM

Best left handed staff in the 25 and over league ever

Barry on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 4:13 PM

I just talked to a guy about a pencil (that comes with a free upgraded student ticket to lsu-uf). I offered $150, his e-bay bid is already up to $341. Sorry dad.

joe on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 4:14 PM

Is selling a pencil that comes with a ticket to the UF-LSU game still considered scalping?

Phil on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 4:19 PM

Joe, you are a much better basketball player than I'm a football player.

Luckily we play zone because we aren't stupid, and I generally am charged with QB contain so it'll be a non-issue for me. But I heard his name the other night and it was brought to my attention why I knew his name.

Barry on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 4:37 PM

i think that's the loophole joe. though i doubt its total legality.

Brock on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 6:08 PM

Phil, I think you wanted to say Joe is a better baseball player because I don't even think I've seen him hold a basketball.

Brock on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 9:50 PM

Woodson has gotten Lorenzen disease.... lets hope he takes a pill for that.

joe on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 9:58 PM

south florida is fo' real yo. Just check out the website:

http://www.mattgrothe.com/

courtesy of deadspin.com

make sure you have the sound on. The audio is performed by the kicker for south florida.

by the way, UK's season is over.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 04, 2007 at 11:24 PM

Bullshit, nobody goes undefeated in the SEC.

Not that it is going to happen, but wouldn't UK be vaulted back up in the rankings if they knock off #1 LSU next week?

In reality, I cringe when I think of what abuse LSU's front 7 is going to do to UK. That game is going to be really fucking ugly and painful to watch.

Just way to tough to go on the road in the SEC (or anywhere for that matter) and have 4 turnovers (2 of which are taken to the house) and pull off the upset win.

douglas on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 8:37 AM

season's not over by far, nobody was expecting them to run the table or anything like that in the SEC, they weren't even supposed to win this game. They're not supposed to win their next two either, but if they pull off a win in one of their next two games, they've got their three hardest SEC games out of the way w/ 2 losses, and can easily finish with no more than a 3 or 4 loss season, which is damn good in the SEC, would put them most likely in the top 15 at the end of the year, and the best season in recent memory for UK football.

Jerome on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 8:59 AM

UK's season isn't over ... neither is the Cubs' season.

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 9:28 AM

If Notre Dame runs the table they can get in a bowl game

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 9:40 AM

I don't mind lining up and losing when 2 teams play their best, however, UK did not play their best last night. It was going to take their A game effort to knock off USC on the road, but we showed up with our C or D game effort last night.

adrian on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 9:56 AM

Damn it feel good to be off today.

UK looked like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob last night. The LSU game is going to be painful to watch.

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:06 AM

last night was the UK team we all know and love. Just like old times.

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:09 AM

UK football is similar to Cub's baseball. We all know they suck, they will always suck but every now and then they shows signs of life, but they actually still suck and will continue to suck and will break your heart because they suck.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:12 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/geta...t.ap/index.html

Texas' Wurstfest: The 10-day salute to sausage

They LOVE the sausage!

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:15 AM

Why is it that a higher ranked team is considered an underdog? If they were truely a better team then they could win on the road too. Fuck the ranking systems. The state of KY will never have a legitimate football team, except maybe high school.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:18 AM

Because the line was USC -4

The one that will really blow your mind is #5 ranked Wisconsin is the underdog going on the road to Illinois this weekend. The line for that game is Illinois -2.5

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:20 AM

How is Illinois favored over Wisconsin this weekend? And South Florida is listed as the underdog against Florida Atlantic?

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:20 AM

You beat me to it wes.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:23 AM

Fellas lets hang on for a second. I think this UK football team is pretty good when we aren't shooting ourselves in the foot. There was no way we were going to run the table when our schedule includes: UofL (#8), at Arkansas (last years SEC West champion), at South Carolina (#11 what can I say, Spurrier fucks in the ass every year), LSU (#1), Florida (#9), UGA (ranked ~#20), UT (yes they are down but it is still a rival).

A dream would be to finish 10-2 and I still think 9-3 is very realistic.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:24 AM

But yes, UK sucks.

Jay on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:25 AM

Anyone who is a UofL fan should not say UK sucks. I'm just saying.

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:32 AM

Chris' senior year at Bellarmine my freshman year we had a great baseball team on paper but we just shot ourselves in the foot every week and didn't execute and played a really hard schedule.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:34 AM

Jay, as long as you admit UofL sucks too (and possibly worse than UK) then its OK to say UK sucks. I don't think anyone was expecting UK to finish out undefeated but going into the toughest part of the schedule they needed a win over the weaker ranked opponents.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:35 AM

Is it basketball season yet?

Jay on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 10:55 AM

Happy birthday to Brian Johnson, 60.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:01 AM

I think playing at USC is tougher than Florida at Commonwealth this year. USC has a better defense than Florida does and well other than Tebow, UFs offense leaves much to be desired.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:02 AM

Joe the difference between your paper team and UK is UK has actually beat a few people.

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:05 AM

I'm calling bull shit on the Cocks game being tougher then the UF game.

douglas on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:13 AM

it's not bullshit, i'd rather play UF at home than a hungry SC team at their place. UK looked like ass last night except for their defense in the 3rd quarter when SC had like -50 yards or something. If anything, we can get the national media off our butts and lay under the radar a little more for the next few games than we normally would have. I'd doubt anything positive happenign for us against LSU, but I can see it against UF

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:20 AM

I bet USC beats UF this year.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:29 AM

Also keep in mind, UF plays LSU this weekend, and if they plan on running Tebow 30 times in that game, LSU could really hurt him...badly.

adrian on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:31 AM

I agree with Joe. South Carolina game is not tougher than Florida game.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:32 AM

I think you both will be surprised.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:33 AM

Fuck who knows I am just venting. I think UK at Commonwealth is very winnable.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:33 AM

shit UF at Commonwealth

Brock on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:45 AM

You know what's really weird... being proud of being a Cincy football fan this year. Thankfully UK played on a Thursday so UC stays unbeaten the longest.

adrian on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:49 AM

Did anyone else see Lebron James wearing a Yankees hat at the Indians game? That is hilarious.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:50 AM

Sorry Brock, but Rutgers is going to take them down.

Brock on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:51 AM

I was planning to go to the UC-UofL game next weekend, but its been sold out for weeks, and even my surefire bet to get student tickets was thwarted when they changed the policy from students show their ID at the gate and can bring 5 guests for $5 a piece to students have to have tickets and can only bring 2 guests. The students camped out for tickets and they were all gone in 45 minutes.

Talk about a bandwagon.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:55 AM

Adrian, there's some more bad news to talk about, baseball playoffs. The Yanks get their ass handed to them. The Cubbies are about done. The Sox are looking solid. And who cares about the Phils or Rockies. It was interesting that Lebron snuck out early trying hide the fact he was a Yankees fan.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 11:56 AM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUU

SPURRIER!!!!

WHAT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF IS THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE UK WILL EVER HAVE AT BEATING THAT FUCKING BASTARD. WE WILL NEVER BEAT SPURRIER.

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 12:33 PM

B-Mac just sent this to me. I haven't looked at it yet, but if he says its funny anything is possible.

The poor Yankees:

http://www.theonion.com/content/new...cline_wild_card

douglas on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 12:37 PM

can't access it, but tomorrow is Bmac's birthday, I think he's going to need a drunk phone call, b/c i think lauren's going to see him this weekend

douglas on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 12:41 PM

were u just venting some more, wes? i like the all caps, to help put emphasis on your frustration. My opinion is, i was genuinely disappointed to lose last night b/c I thought we could beat them. i wasn't expecting them to lose or surprised that they were in the game in the 4th quarter, my standards have been raised, and i think that's why UK football is different this year. who knows, we could go back to shit next year, but i'm enjoying this year

Jay on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 1:06 PM

As well you should. UK has a good ball team this year.

Jay on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 1:07 PM

It seems like they are having the same season this year as UofL did last year. I'm sure you all will tell me why that's wrong, but I think it fits.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 1:29 PM

Yes I was. I hardly thought anybody would notice.

adrian on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 2:15 PM

Jay, I just finished watching the Silver Surfer movie and i am convinced he can beat the shit out of any other comic book dude.

Brent on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 2:32 PM

Uh oh, natty sci is about to get heated.

Phil on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 2:35 PM

Speaking of super hero's:

Which 'Hero' are you?
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20057452,00.html

Apparently I'm David.

Jay on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 2:52 PM

The quiz didn't work for me. Adrian-Silver Surfer was pretty bad ass. However, there is no person in the marvel universe that could definitively whoop the ass of any other. Even cosmic powers have been bested by other beings. They just had a story called "Silver Surfer:Requiem" in which he died. I think it might take place in the future, I don't know. It was an exceptional book.

Brent on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 2:53 PM

Phil, next time give the character's name not the freakin actors'. I am Nathan Petrelli.

Brock on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 3:09 PM

DL Hawkins? I'm a giant black guy who can walk thru walls? I don't see it, but I never doubt online quizzes.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 3:13 PM

I can't take the quiz

adrian on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 3:14 PM

For the record, packing sucks huge donkey ass. Likes Marc's mom!

Brock on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 3:24 PM

You have to cut and paste the link.

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 3:37 PM

I'm proud of myself. I just had a claim that is in Denver for some reason and I was pissed and was bitching about Denver. Chick in the cube next to me asked, "What happened in Denver?" To which I was able to answer, "THEY SHOT ME IN DENVA'!!" The awkward looks were worth yelling they shot me in Denva'.

Where would we be without Joey Porter.

Jay on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 3:54 PM

You just made my day, Joe.

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 3:55 PM

I do what I can

Barry on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 4:16 PM

i hate to bring up old news but I've been busy today. I've been wrong before so there's certainly a chance, but I think you're out of your damn mind for saying you'd rather play the cocks than the gators. SC's defense is pretty good (#26 although not as good now that Jasper Brinkley's gone), their offense is not so good (#77). With the gators you have almost the inverse (#16 in total offense, #30 in total defense), except for the team is fucking loaded. Urban has had the top or near the top recruiting class in the country the las 2 years. Pair that with the fact that 70% of his starters are from those two classes, and you get a rediculously talented (although young) football team. The fact that they're young on defense is their downfall right now, but by the end of the year they're going to be sick.

"and well other than Tebow, UFs offense leaves much to be desired."

First of all I can't believe you failed to mention Percy Harvin. Secondly, we are not watching the same offense my friend. While admittedly Florida's running game is heavily dependent on Tebow and trick plays with Harvin they avg a decent 212 yds rushing/game (#18). I don't know if Kestahn Moore's numbers are so bad that Meyer just doesn't want to give him the ball or if Moore's numbers are bad because Meyer won't give him the ball, but despite the lack of a true rb they are moving the chains. The passing game averages 264 yds/game (#31) which shocked the shit outta me. They're more balanced than I thought. Regardless they have recievers few teams can cover (Harvin, Ingram, and Cooper when he runs the right route) and a qb with the arm and accuracy (70% completion) to get it to them. You're just flat out wrong about the gators offense. Auburn beat them because the defense played a perfect game. Will Muschamp is a damn genius and the wareagletigerplainsman have always preferred speed over size on defense. No man was uncovered and few holes were open. Tebow got hit a lot, so what else is new. I hate that fucker but the kid can play and he's tough. last year he stood up and ran over Jessie Daniels (SS-set the defensive back mark for most reps on benching 225 at the NFL combine). I'm just saying the kid can hit. Tomorrow night they'll take on the top defense in the land and you'll see they can play.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 4:28 PM

Percy Harvin does some great things after he gets the ball. i was focusing on the running game of Florida because they are maligned in the backfield and without their stable of backs.

But Florida found out much like Louisville has...the inability to run the fucking football (unless you play UK who has 4 turnovers, 2 for defensive scores) usually wins games. Look at LSU vs. USC, LSU throws for 70 yards but runs for something like 200+. Florida is really fucking talented, but they are young and as such I don't think they make the best decisions all the time. They have won their games on talent alone, not by putting together an outstanding game plan.

Well, before out 3 game stretch of USC, LSU and Florida I figured we'd be 1-2, so I am thinking one comes by knocking off the gators instead of upsetting LSU.

Barry on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 5:09 PM

you're right you can't win without running the ball. My point is although done by unconventional means, Florida does run the ball. Hey if UK can beat the gators and knock them out of the SEC championship, you go for it (playing them once is enough). I just think you're setting yourself up for disappointment and are really underappreciating the gators.

Barry on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 5:11 PM

the gators didn't have a rb last year either

Barry on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 5:14 PM

but their defense was much better

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 5:14 PM

Weren't there top 2 rushers a backup QB and a WR?

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 5:15 PM

if it wasn't it should've been

joe on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 5:19 PM

good article. Cubs, taints, boobs and hilarity:

http://deadspin.com/sports/ryan-dem...cubs-307639.php

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 9:35 PM

Barry - Have you not followed UK sports in general the past 5 years. It is nothing but disappointment. I am optimistic. Let me have my hope.

Bigworm on Friday, October 05, 2007 at 9:37 PM

And you guys are right, I'd rather play USC on the road than Florida just pisses me off that we squandered our opportunity so I am praying for a miracle.

Jerome on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 12:41 AM

Damn, Manny just hit a fuckin' BOMB

Bigworm on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 12:43 AM

Yeah, walk-off homerun

Jay on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 9:58 AM

I think everyone had a good time last night. Except for my car.

joe on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 10:17 AM

what happened last night?

Phil on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 11:13 AM

amela had a walk off homerun on big jay's car

Phil on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 11:25 AM

Someone has a "You smell corndogs?" sign down at LSU today. Nice.

Brock on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 11:00 PM

GO BEARCATS!!!

Brock on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 11:48 PM

AMERICA!!!!.... I mean... CINCINNATI!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

Brock on Saturday, October 06, 2007 at 11:56 PM

LSU-Cincinnati Title game.... ok, I'm kidding... or maybe I'm not.

Phil on Sunday, October 07, 2007 at 12:22 AM

I believe Cinci has the longest win streak in the nation now that USC and Wisconsin lost

Bigworm on Sunday, October 07, 2007 at 9:05 AM

Wow, the BEARCATS staying undefeated.

Jay on Sunday, October 07, 2007 at 2:08 PM

Well done, Cincy.

Jerome on Sunday, October 07, 2007 at 8:18 PM

Chris and Joe's Mom was absent at church this morning and it took 2 people to take her place. Yet more proof that you two need to bow down before her musical prowess.

Jerome on Sunday, October 07, 2007 at 9:05 PM

For fans of the office: Creed talks buffets.
http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/2...hts_20.php#more

joe on Sunday, October 07, 2007 at 9:09 PM

Jerome, was this morning a handbell day?

Phil on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 12:34 AM

One of cool things about Halo 3 is that you can take videos of your matches. Someone has a damn lucky shot with the sticky grenade:
http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/the-b...797.php?cpage=2

adrian on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 8:48 AM

I hope my table and couch gets in soon to be delivered. I moved in Saturday to my apartment and my living room is creepy empty.

joe on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 9:03 AM

not as creepy as living with your parents at 26

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 9:16 AM

Joe/Chris - I have my mountain bike and gear with me at work today, so if you guys want to ride I can meet at somebody's house after work. I think they are calling for rain tomorrow so that destroys the later in the week ride.

joe on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 9:26 AM

Chris isn't sure what his schedule is yet today

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 9:29 AM

You riding?

joe on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 9:33 AM

I'll probably ride one way or another. the thing is I'm off work for columbus day so I might ride early.

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 9:38 AM

What time are you going to ride, maybe I'll just leave.

joe on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 9:39 AM

I'll let you know something when I hear from Chris

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 9:46 AM

Sounds like a plan.

Brock on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:04 AM

Technically I'm paid by the federal government, so shouldn't I get Columbus Day off?

Wait... I didn't even get Saturday or Sunday off... this blows.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:11 AM

I'm on call until 5pm. I plan on riding after that. If I get stuck here late then I'll give Joe a call. I dohave to be back in front of a TV by 7:30 to see the continuing decline of the Yankees. At least they're not starting someone else old enough to be my dad (Mussina).

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:16 AM

When Joe and I ride right after work we are on the road by 5:30ish and usually back to his house by 6:45

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:17 AM

Jay - when is the next stagger?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:17 AM

THere are some really dumb articles out there. After checking my email, MSN had an article titled "Reducing STD Risk." Do you really need to know more than wear a fucking condom or don't have sex?

http://health.msn.com/womenshealth/...0&GT1=10514

Yes, I know it's a women's health article, but it's still retarded.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:18 AM

Wes, that's fine with me, and I really don't mind missing the first inning or so.

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:19 AM

How about those Redsox sweeping the Angels.

I am still waiting for Manny's walk-off to land from game 2.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:28 AM

I hate that fucking team, especially Manny. That guy is just a fucking tool.

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:52 AM

Honestly I am not a big Manny fan, his batting average is down this year (he was probably on roids at some point). Varitek and Damon were the heart and soul of the 2004 Redsox team and I miss not having Damon around.

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 10:54 AM

Can't forget Bloody Sock

Jay on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 11:41 AM

Wes (and anybody else)- There is an unofficial stagger Saturday, Oct 27. It is staggerween, so feel free to wear costumes. It is also to celebrate Adrian's and my birthday.

Jay on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 11:52 AM

This is actually pretty interesting. It is the results of a fertility study...done with strippers

http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cg...ull/2007/1005/2

This might explain worm in New Orleans.

Phil on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 12:34 PM

The 9 Manliest Names in the World
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?na...ws&sid=2434

joe on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 12:53 PM

what pussies

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olym...-marathon_N.htm

adrian on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 1:56 PM

the chick that likes me just walked by my desk (something she never does) and peeked in and walked off. WEIRD!

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 2:03 PM

Joe - I am guessing we are meeting at Chris's?

joe on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 2:10 PM

I'd say meet at Chris'. I might have to back out at the last minute. Greg is coming over around 3:30 and 4 to do some gas work at my house. LG & E came over last week and disconnected my dryer because the gas line was outdated. Apparently something might be "outsafe" and "blow up". When something is unsafe I let my neighbor Greg fix it. Funny thing is I bet hell be working on the gas line with a beer in his hand and a cigarette in his mouth. He isn't the best at what he does for any other reasons.

joe on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 2:11 PM

Whoops, that is supposed to say "unsafe"

Jay on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 2:42 PM

Did you ask her for a Hand-J adrian?

joe on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 3:05 PM

anybody want to answer this question for me, is Teen Wolf really an american movie classic?

Phil on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 3:08 PM

I think if Epic can be played on classic rock, then Teen Wolf might be an AMC worthy movie.

Barry on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 3:30 PM

best gameday sign i saw:
"Tim Tebow hangs out in Middleton Library"
http://media.www.lsureveille.com/me...entedstoriestab

Jerome on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 3:42 PM

Adrian needs to follow Big Jay's train of thought here and aggressively go after the old tug job.

Jerome on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 3:45 PM

Barry, can you please send me a graduate application for LSU. I think I want to go there now.

Bigworm on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 4:14 PM

I personally liked the fuck Tim Tebow chant.

joe on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 4:32 PM

On Sunday the $500,000 Juddmonte Spinster Stakes was run, an important race for racehorses qualifying for the ultra lucrative Breeders' Cup World Championships.

And the winner had quite the name - Panty Raid.

here's a look back at real racehorse names that were actually signed off by The Jockey Club. Lord only knows how some of these names were approved.

Cum Rocket (1969)
Nut Buster (1942)
Blow Me (1945)
Get It On (both 1971 and 1986)
On Your Knees (1977 and 2005)
Spank It (1985)
Go Down (1963), whose sire was Service
Jail Bait (1947 and 1983)
Barely Legal (1982 and 1989)
Date More Minors (1998)
Golden Shower (1955)
Cherry Pop (1961 and 1978)
Ménage Á Trois (1974)
She's Easy (1978)
Strip Teaser (1980)
Rhythm Method (1982)
Bodacious Tatas (1985)
Tit'n Your Girdle (1988)
Kinky Lingerie (1991)
Hard Like a Rock (1995)
Sexual Harassment (1997)
X Rated Fantasy (1999)
Hardawn (1937)
Wrecked Em (1983)
Pussy Galore (1965)
Cunning Stunt (1969)

Jay on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 9:37 PM

I think Cunning Stunt is my favorite.

Jerome on Monday, October 08, 2007 at 11:59 PM

Wow it must suck to be a sports fan in the state of New York tonight

Phil on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 12:41 AM

This reminds me of that porn star that's racist that the one dude knew:
http://www.theonion.com/content/vid..._end_porn_stars

Not safe at work at all

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 10:43 AM

If no one is going to post anything I'm going to tell a story from yesterday:

I went to Chase yesterday to make a deposit and order some more checks. It was around 11:00 because I was off work because the government is awesome. I was rocking the usual t-shirt and bellarmine baseball shorts, rocking the backwards hat and unshaven. Anyways, to order checks they made me go to one of the desks and go through all the BS. Anytime I walk into the Chase at Shelbyville and Browns they always try to sell me stuff. The chick working was trying to get me to change all my accounts around and open savings and change my credit card. She was going through this long story about rates and everything and I am zoned out. This guy walks over and goes let me take this one, "if you do this I'll give you a free t-shirt. You look like a guy who likes free t-shirts." I informed them I only have this account because I worked for Chase and I am too lazy to switch banks. They let me leave but wouldn't give me a t-shirt.

Jay on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 10:48 AM

Damn banks.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 10:51 AM

I mean seriously, it is a free t-shirt. They should have just given you one because they are free.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 10:53 AM

I have no clue why, but for some reason I am drawn to this video.

http://www.break.com/index/techno-v...h-captions.html

Jay on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 12:12 PM

Happy Birthday to Scott Bakula, 53. "I promise, he will never touch you."

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 12:13 PM

Brent, you doing the duathlon this Sunday or the half marathon next weekend? I'm still on the bubble for both of them.

Brent on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 12:25 PM

Im not doing the duathlon, I tried to run 20 last thursday and my foot started to light up on mile 9 which left me stranded. I was thinking that I wont do any activity till next Sunday and maybe try to muscle out the half marathon.

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 1:45 PM

speaking of stranded, I was biking Sunday morning and I was just randomly riding trying to figure out what to do so I hit the scenic loop, headed back to big rock, went towards bellarmine, took trevilian to poplar level then decided I was going to ride to Irquois Park by taking back roads to the Fairgrounds and then to 3rd Street area. I got between poplar level and Preston and got a flat and didn't have a spare with me. Luckily I had some change and found a pay phone at the McDonalds next to Valu City and got Cuban to pick me up. That is one bad thing about biking.

Brock on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 1:51 PM

You could have just slung the bike over your shoulder and jogged it home. I mean... if you were cool like the TechnoViking.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 1:57 PM

Nobody is as cool as the TechnoViking. Of course you would have had to stop cars in traffic and dare them to cross your path in order to be that cool.

Jay on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 2:01 PM

I'm kind of surprised no one's brought up How I Met Your Mother yet. Danicka McKellar is still friggin' hot.

Brock on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 2:03 PM

I think Michelle and I are planning to stop in Louisville Friday night before we head up to Cincy Saturday to watch the mauling. Does anyone want to get together?

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 2:08 PM

So did he win the belt?

jen on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 2:32 PM

I wouldn't mind doing something Friday. I haven't been out in a while.

adrian on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 3:10 PM

ROAR!

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 3:50 PM

So Adrian, you crying yourself to sleep every night with out your parents there?

adrian on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 4:21 PM

nope.

douglas on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 4:57 PM

it must be nice though to jack off without stopping everytime you hear the floor creak or a door open

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 5:13 PM

hahaha running testicles:

http://100percentinjuryrate.blogspo...-fortitude.html

Phil on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 5:15 PM

More from deadspin, the end of the Zips game:
http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com...s-all-zips.html

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 5:16 PM

I think this chick is pissing at a Rockies game in her seat:

http://deadspin.com/sports/naked-pe...hers-308641.php

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 5:23 PM

Jay, I know your a fan. A slew of Kari Byron pictures from Mythbusters:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/artic...ari_byron/1730/

Jay on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 5:30 PM

She is so hot.

Brock on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 6:38 PM

So we are crashing your place and throwing a house-warming party, right Adrian?

Jay on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 6:58 PM

Oh hell yes!

http://movies.ign.com/articles/826/826032p1.html

Jay on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 8:03 PM

So, I'm watching Beauty and the Geek, and the female geek is crying because her partner was getting it on with one of the girls in the bunk bed above her. Which of us haven't had friends getting it on next to us?

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 8:52 PM

white noises is on fx

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 8:55 PM

I just heard a story about my cousin who is a freshman at UL. Apparently he was at a party drunk got separated from his friends and decided to go walk around and was woken up by the cops the next morning on some random front porch and was charged with criminal trespassing. Another one of my cousins told me the story and was asking if we knew of any other cousins that had done something stupid drunk. I said don't get me started on stories. My cousins that are college age and up that were there said they assumed Chris and I had done our share. I don't know where they would get an idea like that.

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 8:56 PM

Greg just came over and apologized for not fixing my gas line. He said he forgot I called because he was drunk in Talledega. that guy is my hero.

Brock on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 9:03 PM

I still recall that he and his wife both did keg stands at GBITT a couple of years ago. I second the hero nomination.

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 9:04 PM

he gets a t-shirt

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2007 at 9:20 PM

Trinity's CC coach ran the Chicago Marathon and wanted to run it in 3:15.59 to qualify for the Boston Marathon. Here is an excerpt of his mass email on his run:

"As I crossed the line, I see the time 3:15:34. I pump my fist. I made it to BOSTON!!!! YES!!! Then I took 20 more steps and I could go no more. I went down. The medics took me to their tent and my body temp is 105."

Why do we do this?

Jay on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 8:46 AM

Happy Metric Day!

joe on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 9:57 AM

thank you Canada

Barry on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 10:47 AM

nice t-shirt.
http://www.lsushop.net/COLLEGE_LSU_..._Rights_T-shirt

although premeature, my dad and I looked into tickets for the BCS championship - upper deck cheapest seats available- $881/ticket

Jay on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 11:07 AM

That is ricockulously expensive.

Jerome on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 11:28 AM

Apparently, the Buffalo Bills' Kevin Everett is feeling better?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0KmjqabDUU

adrian on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 11:31 AM

Crap! I report to Jury Duty in november.

Anyways, does anyone else in here think the Patriots are going to go undefeated besides me?

Barry on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 11:34 AM

nope. best patriots scenario: after they clinch a 1 seed in the playoffs, they'll sit their starters and lose a couple late in the season.

joe on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 11:50 AM

You trying to tell me Matt Cassell can't lead them to victory throwing to Ike Hilliard if they are even on the team any more?

Anyone want to ride today?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 12:21 PM

Barry, did you go to ticketreserve.com?

If you use that site, you claim your team and if you make a BCS bowl you have reserved a ticket for face value. Not sure on the prices though.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 12:32 PM

I'd like to, but my gear is at home so I can't get out till 6:30ish

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 12:33 PM

Adrian, I have done jury duty before. Not that bad really.

Jay on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 2:00 PM

Sonic is going to be in Smash Bros. Brawl.

http://wii.ign.com/articles/826/826142p1.html

Phil on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 2:03 PM

My work has an official arm wrestling league now

Brock on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 2:35 PM

As a former SEGA kid, I will look forward to the Sonic-Mario brawl.

Jay on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 4:09 PM

At work, this girl and I just had a meaningful conversation about tossing the salad. We are both morally opposed to it.

Brent on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 6:33 PM

Obviously spoken from two people who have never had their salad tossed.

Jay on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 8:46 PM

So apparently Brent likes sticking his tounge into peoples anuses.

Jerome on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 9:21 AM

Does it really taste like a dirty penny?

joe on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 10:37 AM

So what is the plan for this weekend? Is everyone rocking out on Friday, Saturday? This week has been retarded and I need some motivation to make it through the rest of this week.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 11:16 AM

Saturday temps are up to 67 and Sunday 71 anyone want to ride in the afternoon of those days?

Jay on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 12:48 PM

I can probably rock out hard core this weekend. Football, anyone?

Jay on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 12:50 PM

There is no way anyone will make fun of Arkansas for this.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/10/1...s.ap/index.html

Brock on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 1:02 PM

I definitely need to cut loose this weekend, but I'll only be in Louisville Friday night (and it may be after 10-11). I could care less if its at Wicks, PHT, my parents' house, a cemetery in Crestwood, or 4th Street.

joe on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 1:41 PM

We had a special pot luck going away party for our assistant supervisor and I made my super brownies for it. someone asked what makes them so super. My answer, love. My supervisor is an old black man that I can't understand what he ever says and is bitter as hell and hates his wife and cracks me up, but back to the story, he heard I made the brownies and was like you can cook, well then your a prime candidate. your on the market. don't be stupid like me, stay on the market. Don't get suckered in.

People were ragging on me for "being on the market" and someone told me the story about when I was first hired our old supervisor, who was a woman, went up to Cat and said thanks for the eye candy.

HAHAHA, I'm considered eye candy in this office. This is a special place.

adrian on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 1:52 PM

We can all get really drunk and take turns on Mrs. Oldham this weekend. That should be fairly fun.

Jay on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 2:04 PM

Adrian, I'm getting a hooker and taking her back to your place this weekend. Feel free to stay and watch. Or not. Your call, chief.

joe on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 3:04 PM

You going to christen the carpet?

douglas on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 3:08 PM

scroggin's girl ashley is finally graduating college and they're having a little get together at maker's mark. i've got class 'til 10 then again at 8:30 sat. morning so i doubt i'll go, but if you want to hang out with some hooters girls, here's your chance.

joe on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 3:45 PM

I thought that was saturday?

Jay on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 3:50 PM

Yep, right in the hall in front of the bathroom. Thank goodness he has two bathrooms, though. That would just be rude to block his only access to the pisser.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 3:52 PM

This is what happens when you block access to the pisser.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-du...-is-toilet.html

adrian on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 4:20 PM

Yeah yeah yeah ... That would be rude. What kind of inconsiderate
a-hole would do that

Jay on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 7:17 PM

A real douche bag.

adrian on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 2:09 AM

ROAR!

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 9:47 AM

this place is dead, I'm outta here

Jay on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 9:57 AM

Our assistant director just made reference to high school girls saying "They all look the same in the dark"

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 10:26 AM

That reminds me of the words of the omnipotent greg, "I like the girls around that age, they are all panty droppers...don't tell my wife I said that."

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 10:29 AM

I think omniscient would be a better word there, either way he is powerful and knowledgable man.

Jerome on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 10:56 AM

In case you haven't been watching - and by the looks of the attendance, you haven't - each matchup in the FAKE FOOTBALL LEAGUE the week has the potential to be close -- unless Douglas is gonna start only 5 guys (which I'm sorta fine with).

Go to the league site and DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR THE WINNERS (like I have for the past 5 weeks)!

adrian on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 10:59 AM

hopefully within the next couple of months, i will be able to buy a huge a$$ tv for my living room. I am shooting for either a 50 inch panasonic or samsung plasma. If the

Jay on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 12:18 PM

If the what? Oh No! They got adrian with a stake through the heart!

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 12:22 PM

Huge ass is not 50 inches. 50 inches is a pussy TV. Go bigger.

Bigworm on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 12:27 PM

But if a bitch has a 50 inch ass, that is a huge ass.

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 12:31 PM

Great golfer.

Phil, I think I saw your cousin Elizabeth (I think that is her name) and that one dude (I can't remember his name) at lunch today at TC's sandwich shop on market better known as the sandwich nazi. I recognized them from drunk at bars. Good story, huh. Just thought I would share.

Bigworm on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 12:40 PM

Snowboarder one ups the mountain biker

http://www.break.com/index/snowboar..._busy_road.html

adrian on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 1:00 PM

TC's is awesome. The highly recommend the chunky chicken salad sandwhich.

douglas on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 1:10 PM

i started 7 guys last week, but two were game time scratches, who just happened to be my best receivers...fucking autodraft

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 1:13 PM

I always go with a sandwich that contains bacon. If you can put bacon on the chicken salad I might try it.

Bigworm on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 1:52 PM

I want to say Elizabeth's guys name is Mark.

Bigworm on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 2:12 PM

Fuck Louisville being the home of the Kentucky Derby. Louisville will be home to the world's largest White Castle store!

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...SINESS/71012040

douglas on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 2:20 PM

that's magnificent news

Jay on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 2:45 PM

Two people in the comments mentioned the one at Shelbyville and Chenoweth. They really need to reopen that one. Joe, it's time to put your plan into action and become mayor of st. matthew's so the dream can become a reality.

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 3:20 PM

Vote for me because bitches like that shit.

Scroggin just emailed me about a Hooterific time at 4th street tonight. Maker's at 9:00 if any one is interested.

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 4:17 PM

Or we can play smackdown at my house till brock gets in or brock can meet us out somewhere if anyone is doing anything tonight. If anyone is interested in doing something to night call me. I could care less where we go or what we do. Just throwing around ideas till I go home from work killing time.

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 5:36 PM

I kind of respect Justin Timberlake a little bit based on this picture:

http://deadspin.com/sports/justin-t...back-310229.php

Ok he is still a douchebag, but not completely

joe on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 5:39 PM

Good story:

Last night ended with me being the last person in the bar talking to some dude who was with some busted girl and every time she turned away he’d reassure me that he doesn’t normally have sex with such ugly girls but it was 3:30 in the morning and he figured why the fuck not treat her like the prostitute she wants to be treated like. I guess having standards is useless because ugly girls have vaginas too, and if they are willing to let you visit their vaginas, you might as well take the gift and roll with it, you just gotta be strategic like not let it happen at your place and you gotta make sure they never get your phone number or else you’ll get trapped to an ugly chick because you’re hooked on fuckin’ even if fuckin her is like fucking a bathtub filled with mash potatoes. If you’re wondering why I know what fucking a bathtub of mash potatoes is like, realize that this life of mine has been a pretty ridiculous one…

Bigworm on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 5:46 PM

I have to say that Justin Timberlake has been with every hot chick in Hollywood so I respect him for that.

douglas on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 6:02 PM

good story joe, i've got class tonight and tomorrow morning so i won't be doing anything. scroggin keeps wanting me to go to 4th street, but i can't fuck with it

Barry on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 6:34 PM

i'm with wes on this one. as much as i hate to give props to a backdoor boy the dude took britney's v-card (when she was hot), pounded cameron diaz, scarlett johannson, and jessica biel. then he goes on snl and sings the funniest damn song i've seen on that show in 10 yrs. he's got my respect.

Phil on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 11:10 PM

hey jay, don't' forget to set your roster for fantasy football this week...

Bigworm on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 12:40 AM

Ah I forgot about the "my dick in a box" song.

Jay on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 2:37 AM

Joe, the guy in that picture was actually James Van Der Beek.

Marc on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 5:17 AM

Jay, you are an idiot. There is more than one picture. It shows that a the dude in the background in a green shirt is shot-gunning a beer in a tailgating scenario, also there are Favre and Jessica Biel (who he totally banged).

adrian on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 10:50 AM

I got a wooden spoon ... durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

joe on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 10:57 AM

Thank you Marc, that was JT shotgunning a beer in the background

joe on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 11:12 AM

UL is on ESPNU tonight angainst Cincinnati, what is anybody doing for the game?

joe on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 11:36 AM

Goodloe you want to bike? UK is at 3:30 so time is limited.

Phil on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 12:19 PM

hey joe, if you are still looking for someone to go riding with, I'd be up for it. I hit a few new trails in Cherokee on thursday that we could try riding.

Bigworm on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 1:01 PM

I don't have enough time now, tomorrow?

joe on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 1:42 PM

I'll probably be down for an early afternoon ride, sometime after 2 maybe. Let me know something

Jay on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 2:44 PM

Yep, that's my bad, Marc. I'm an idiot.

Brent on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 8:00 PM

Unbelievable!

Bigworm on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 8:04 PM

That was one hell of a football game!!!

And even better that UK won!!!

UK 43 LSU 37

Barry on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 8:20 PM

don't want to talk/discuss/read or write about it. just wanted to congratulate the uk fans on a game well played and very well coached.

Bigworm on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 8:30 PM

Thanks Barry. Way to be a man and own up to it.

douglas on Sunday, October 14, 2007 at 3:23 PM

i'm still on cloud nine, i'm working on getting tickets for next week's game vs. FL, i want to be on gameday. if anybody hears anything about tix, let me know, i want them

douglas on Sunday, October 14, 2007 at 3:23 PM

oh yeah, i'm at home on my new free laptop from work stealing my neighbor's wireless connection. i love free stuff

Phil on Sunday, October 14, 2007 at 5:14 PM

This is awesome. Just awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIPC...DLink%3D3132882

Jay on Sunday, October 14, 2007 at 7:09 PM

Phil-WTF?

joe on Sunday, October 14, 2007 at 7:31 PM

I feel so dirty after watching that. What the hell?

douglas on Sunday, October 14, 2007 at 7:50 PM

oh jesus christ i can't stop laughing, that is the funniest thing i've ever seen. i will be in hell for laughing at that so hard

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, October 14, 2007 at 7:55 PM

Holy crap!? It's so wrong, but it's so funny. We're all going to hell.

douglas on Sunday, October 14, 2007 at 8:02 PM

i've watched every one of their videos now on youtube, the name of their album is called makin' love in the handicapped toilet, fucking unbelievable

douglas on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 8:50 AM

UK 7th in the first BCS standings...
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/BCSStandings

Phil on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Hey, I'm going to be at hockey tonight so I won't be at trivia. Laura is wondering if people will be there. I told her probably not, but if anyone is planning to go just let me know so I can tell her.

Bigworm on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 11:02 AM

Kentucky vs. LSU highlights. There are many angles of the block that Lyons put on Steltz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MhoCu28Uys

joe on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 11:12 AM

Happy Birthday Tito Jackson and the drummer from the toadies Mark Reznicek.

This date in 1860 an 11 year old girl wrote a letter to presidential candidate Abe Lincoln telling him he could improve his appearance by growing a beard. I bet it was a playoff beard.

Jay on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 1:57 PM

Has anyone else noticed that Brock hasn't posted since the game? It's okay Brock, it was just a game.

Bigworm on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 2:01 PM

Jay that game is for the keg of nails. It is more than just a game.

adrian on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 2:02 PM

The only thing that i am pissed off about is that Ohio State is number one in the BCS. That is crap!

Brock on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 2:05 PM

It does take 5 hours to drive from Nashville to Cincinnati, so I spent most of the time driving. Trust me, the family has vividly reminded me of went down Saturday, and I was there.

Can only shoot yourself in the foot so many times before you can't make up for it.

adrian on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 2:38 PM

Lets just say if UK had beaten South Carolina. With the win over LSU, it could have been quite possible for them to have flopped over Sout Florida and be number two in the BCS. That would have been funny.

Bigworm on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 2:43 PM

Yeah, could you imagine UK being the highest ranked SEC team? The universe would have collapsed upon itself.

douglas on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 2:54 PM

u'd think UK beating two top 10 teams in one year would be enuf to do that

joe on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 2:58 PM

Are you trying to say beating Louisville counts as beating a top 10 team?

joe on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 2:59 PM

It's hard to count UL as a quality win

Brock on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 3:34 PM

Just a bad loss.... ROAR!

Jay on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 3:54 PM

Big Ten sucks.

douglas on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 4:21 PM

they were top 10 when they beat them, that's all that counts

douglas on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 4:25 PM

and UL is getting better and they'll be ranked again by the end of the year, and dynamite drop in jay, yes, the big ten does suck

Bigworm on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 4:34 PM

Whenk UK beat UofL, yes they were ranked in the top 10.

Bigworm on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 4:34 PM

The thing is, if UofL wins out they can win the Big East and going to a BCS game. That means UK already beat one BCS team.

joe on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 5:09 PM

Seriously, does any one actually think UL has a shot to win out? I mean seriously guys, seriously. No offense, but if UK loses to Vanderbilt and blows the seasoon that way it wouldn't suprise me one bit.

Jay on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 6:32 PM

I'm just happy that UofL now has the potential to go 6-6 for the season. At least it's not a losing season.

joe on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 7:37 PM

The true natty sci mentality.

douglas on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 8:01 PM

joe, you are really hoping for UK to lose aren't you? last week when they lost to s. carolina i remember u saying the season was over, not so much now...i hope UL wins out, kragthorpe's taking a lot of unnecessary heat, we already beat them so I don't care what they do now, plus every time they win it only helps UK out, especially if they beat S. Florida. i don't think they'll win out, but they are playing the underdog now, and they are improving over the last couple of games, so they do have a shot

douglas on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 8:02 PM

with that said, just to show i'm not a completely dumb UK fan, I don't see us winning out either

Jay on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 8:24 PM

That was the best How I met your mother so far this season.

"Wait, getting the kid is winning?"

Bigworm on Monday, October 15, 2007 at 11:11 PM

I am not a dumb UK fan, but I do appreciate home field advantage, especially with a quality football team.

Phil on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 1:30 AM

Bionic Commando update
http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/bioni...ando-311190.php

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

joe on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 7:57 AM

I was just saying that it wouldn't suprise me at this point if UK beats someone like florida then blows it with a stupid loss to a team like vanderbilt.
1) it is UK football and there will always be expectations of disappointment.
2) This is the way college football is going this year
3) My SC comments were just because the website was dead and it is fun to say stupid stuff to get comments out of you and Wes and Adrian. Penn State sucks and Morelli is a douchebag
4) improving over the last couple games? They just lost to Utah.

How I Met Your Mother was an excellent episode last night.

joe on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 8:35 AM

Did anybody watch big bang theory? If so, "What's up science bitches?"

Jay on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 9:30 AM

Yeah, I watched it. It's okay. My favorite part is the theme song.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 9:31 AM

Knowing how I appreciate home field advantage, we do play Vandy on the road and they have a dual threat QB that gives UK fits.

adrian on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 10:50 AM

In all honesty, LSU is the best team in the nation even though they did just lose to UK.

I would like to see a healthy LSU play a health Oregon team.

Ohio State can go piss off for all I care.

adrian on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 10:50 AM

healthy*

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 11:05 AM

You mean you just say things to get a rise out of people? Wierd.

douglas on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 11:14 AM

LSU is the best team in the nation, OSU will once again get their ass handed to them in the nat'l championship game by the winner of the SEC, unless Oklahoma wins out. Even is USF wins out, I don't see them in the championship game

Brock on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 11:23 AM

If South Florida wins out, they play for the title... there would be no way to argue with an undefeated team this year, unless its Hawaii. Even an undefeated Boston College team should get a shot at the title despite the ACC blowing goats this year.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 11:37 AM

Jay - the countdown begins.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301736,00.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 11:38 AM

If USF wins out, they deserve to play for the title. I don't see BC staying undefeated because they go on the road to some tough places. They still play Va Tech (on the road) and F$U.

joe on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 12:29 PM

O$U has Michigan State, Wisconsin, Illinois, Penn State (Morelli sucks) and Michigan. I don't see O$U staying undefeated.

Jay on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 1:27 PM

Wes-I'll be 72. Even in the unlikely event that I live that long, I will probably not be able to get it up.

douglas on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 2:04 PM

that robot was seriously bonable though

joe on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 2:31 PM

What if it was a robot giraffe, douglas?

douglas on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 2:50 PM

i'd get so excited i'd have a heart attack before i could get my pants unzipped. actually my boner would probably have been so big it would've ripped through my pants, but that's neither here nor there. needless to say, i'd be a happy boy

Jay on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 3:42 PM

Yeah, that robot is in the spank bank, now. So...is boning a robot masturbation? Or will it need some new designation, like robophilia?

Phil on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 3:52 PM

My sister has a gallery up at Imagekind where you can buy prints of her stuff. I ended up getting the new castle print and it's quality stuff
http://www.imagekind.com/GalleryPro...83-e0c92ee35c7e

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 3:58 PM

That Newcastle print is pretty sweet.

Phil on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 4:53 PM

Get this guy a Natty Sci t-shirt
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ZONE06/71016034

douglas on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 4:56 PM

another t-shirt:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...340230?MSNHPHMA

joe on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 9:01 PM


I can't help but think UK is crazy after this:

http://www.theangryt.com/article.php?id_art=326

joe on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 at 9:14 PM

Douglas, this is the stuff you are in to:

http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage....hp?page_id=1270

I couldn't help but smile after looking at this

Phil on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 1:32 AM

Bullshit the most important issue for 2008 Election
http://www.theonion.com/content/vid...onion_rss_daily

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 7:58 AM

that first article was written by a michigan fan, so it wasn't a loon hickbag from out in the state, although it could easily pass for one. And my work is blocking the second site, so I have no idea what that is

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 7:58 AM

but if it's animal fucking i can't wait to see it

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 7:58 AM

and jack off to it

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 7:59 AM

and splurge all over my computer screen

Jerome on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 8:14 AM

That reminds me of one of my favorite jokes that ends with, "Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!"

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 9:43 AM

fuck the indians.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 9:58 AM

I thought this was funny. From a BAMA football blog about UK getting some respect.

From TideDruid:

Kentucky went from being “Oh, how nice. Kentucky might win 9 games” to “KENTUCKY IS A CONTENDER! REPENT! REPENT! THE 5th HORSEMAN THAT IS RICH BROOKS IS COMING FOR OUR SOULS!”

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 10:10 AM

star wars show:
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?n...97&GT1=7703

please try to keep it in your pants...

Jay on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 10:16 AM

I just read that, Douglas. And immediately whipped it out and started jerking it.

Phil on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Wade, Wes, Wade's buddy Matt and myself will all be riding, rain or shine tomorrow at 5:30. We'll be meeting up by the tennis courts near the bathrooms at seneca.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 10:59 AM

I can't do Thursdays anymore, Abby is playing in a volleyball league with thursday night games.

Phil on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 11:37 AM

Fire alarm goes off during Conan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsByxPQ_G7Q

joe on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 11:42 AM

Phil, what we normally ride then take the road to Beals Branch when you come out of the last of the 3 courses and take that trail up to the dog park and ride that downhill course and take a left instead of a right at the bottom of the downhill and come out at the gravel parking lot it is actually a pretty sweet addition to the ride. Chris and I rode it Monday and Chris, Scott and I rode it yestersday. The uphill isn't as bad as I was expecting.

Phil on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 12:05 PM

there is a third trail too that I think leads up to Beals branch that we took. I'll have to get wade to point it out to me on a map sometime...

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 12:14 PM

wes, you're probably the only person who'll appreciate this, but it's pretty funny, off the UK boards:

Steve Johnson doesn't sleep, he waits.

Andre' Woodson is so accurate, he once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and saying, "Bang".

If you spell "Keenan Burton" in Scrabble, you win... forever.

Tony Dixon invented every color of the visible spectrum of light... except pink. Tim Tebow invented pink.

Derrick Locke is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Time waits for no man, unless that man is Dicky Lyons.

Jacob Tamme gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Jeremy Jarmon doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.

Wesley Woodyard was once denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's at 11:05 am. He tackled the McDonald's so hard it became a Wendy's.

Trevard Lindley has two speeds: walk, and interception... He doesn't walk during games.

There is no chin behind Braxton Kelley's facemask. There is only another fist.

A Marcus McClinton-delivered tackle is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It is a Brookstatorship.

Jay on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 12:44 PM

That was actually pretty funny, douglas.

joe on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 2:09 PM

What is this I hear about Stphen Colbert running for president?

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 2:49 PM

he's only running in s. carolina, he announced on the daily show that'd he make a formal announcement on a more important show, and the next day he formally announced on his own show, it's a publicity stunt for his new book

joe on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 3:13 PM

He really should run

Jay on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 3:51 PM

I would say he isn't really qualified, but look who he would be up against.

joe on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 3:59 PM

What is the worst that could happen?

joe on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 3:59 PM

Am I qualified to run for office? Is that going to stop me from taking over st. matthew's then the world?

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 4:32 PM

after you're mayor of st. matthews, that's enough experience to run the world

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 4:57 PM

interesting, mark schlabach predicts UK in the sugar bowl:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...owlprojections7

joe on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 6:12 PM

I'd much rather be in the papajohns.com bowl

adrian on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 8:19 AM

me too joe. me too.

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 10:19 AM

USF plays Rutgers tonight, and I am a little torn. I would like to see a Big East team in the national championship game, and if USF wins out, they have a pretty good shot. However, I still want to see UofL do well, and if USF loses tonight, and UofL wins out, they could still win the Big East.


So I guess in the land of reality, I would rather see USF win out.

Phil on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 10:24 AM

I believe if Louisville wins out they'd be conference champs because they'd own the tiebreaker against all the other teams.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:02 AM

yes they will, which means they will go to a BCS Bowl game, which also helps UKs BCS ranking.

joe on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:07 AM

UL-UK rematch BCS bowl game

adrian on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:16 AM

Who would get coach of the year. USF or UK?

douglas on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:16 AM

the state of KY as a whole would collapse, jails would be overrun with UK and UL fans who've killed members of the other fanbase.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:20 AM

Adrian - either would be a good coach to have it I think.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:21 AM

But that would require UofL to win out and I don't see that happening.

adrian on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:36 AM

I think for the past two years, Big East Coaches have received the Coach of the Year awards.

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 12:34 PM

That makes sense, Phil.

joe on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 1:08 PM

On the sports subject, me and the chick in the cube next to me were just discussing college football since she is an O$U person. That led to Ohio sports and the Cleveland Indians. She gave the best description of Manny Ramirez I heave ever heard:

"he looks like his ass smells and he tries to cover it up with cheap cologne."

Bigworm on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 1:11 PM

If you can tell that about just looking at somebody, makes me wonder what people think of me.

Phil on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 1:13 PM

Do you guys think we could get 8 guys to play flag on Saturday morning at 11am? I might be able to get 8 people from work so we could play a game...

joe on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 1:47 PM

On a similar note, B-mac gets in town Friday night so at least Douglas, B-mac and I are going out Friday night.

I'll play Saturday morning, we can get Dino out I bet, B-mac probably would, not sure of Chris' schedule. Douglas, what time do you get your daughter Saturday? I think we could get 8.

Phil on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 2:00 PM

It's looking like 7 people are a definite possibility. Is anyone close enough to Dick's where they could run in and see if they have any flags for sale? I currently have exactly 14 with some more on order, but I don't think they'll get here in time.

Phil on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 2:01 PM

(7 people from work)

douglas on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 3:22 PM

any other saturday i'm off school, not a problem, however my grandparents are coming in town and i'm committed to lunch with them at 11:30, I'm down for Sunday, or later in the day Saturday, but not of course during the UK game...

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 3:36 PM

I had planned to stay in frankfort this weekend, but I might change that.

douglas on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 3:39 PM

i'm sure this is a long shot, but is anyone going to keeneland tomorrow?

douglas on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 4:32 PM

torre's gone, finally:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...P&GT1=10539

Phil on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 8:34 PM

Cops all over the place. It looks like Hillcrest is closed. There are cops in front of the Kroghetto too. When I drove by the lights were out, and it sounded like the dry cleaner was sweeping up broken glass. It doesn't seem like really anything major.

Oh, also, the liquor store is absolutely PACKED with people. They were parking three or four buildings down.

Phil on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 8:35 PM

Anyone else having trouble reaching the website from home?

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 8:40 PM

No. I just realized that Michael Strahan sounds like the Ladies man.

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 8:42 PM

"I'm going to sack the quarterback, and then drink some Courvoisier"

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 9:16 PM

I don't care if that was an illegal forward pass. That was a hell of a play.

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 9:18 PM

Errr!!! Leavitt Smash!

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 10:20 PM

I feel like I'm watching last years Rutgers-UofL game again

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:32 PM

4th and 37!? WTF? They would have been better off going for a field goal on the first down.

Jay on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:32 PM

Well, no Big East team in the championship. Maybe UofL can win out. Go Cards!

Phil on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 12:50 AM

The Courier has some pictures up from the kroghetto
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...0806&Ref=PH

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 1:01 AM

Good for a few laughs, Achmed the Terrorist.

http://www.break.com/index/achmed-t...-terrorist.html

Jerome on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 2:00 AM

Fuck! It sucks to be wakened by HEAT. Coddamn AC is out and it is now 80 degrees up in this mother. Maybe opening the widows will help.

adrian on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 8:12 AM

Phil,

Did a tornado hit that kroger or was it just strong winds?

Jay on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 8:33 AM

It was the wrath of STEVE!

Jay on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 8:36 AM

Hero Battle-Link vs. Cloud

http://stars.ign.com/articles/828/828487p1.html

Jay on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 8:47 AM

Steve!!!!!!!!

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS04/710190428

joe on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 8:47 AM

It was peaceful at my house, a tree fell at Lexington road at Crabbs Lane which is coincidentally next to Sacred Heart. A coworker said it was peaceful on Frankfort Avenue too. For the record, I get a little worried when the sirens are going off and I am on a bike in the middle of Cherokee Park. Phil, I wasn't leaving you all I was getting my truck to circle back to get you all if you stopped. It did look as if the sky could fall and crush my house at any minute the way the low clouds were spinning. They were spinning.

joe on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 8:51 AM

Holy shit it is steve. You my boy STEVE!!

Jerome on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 9:15 AM

Is that the computer teacher at Ascension?

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 9:58 AM

AM Jump ESPN.com page2

What to Watch For

2 Louisville at UConn: 8 pm, ESPN
Brian Brohm is right on pace to get drafted No. 1 overall by the Dolphins, Rams or Falcons next April. Perhaps he should try for an NCAA record for interceptions in a single game Friday night?

7 Who taught us lessons

Jim Leavitt
By showing an almost embarrassing amount of non-stop intensity in Thursday night's South Florida-Rutgers game, the Bulls' head coach taught us that there is nothing more important in the world than college football. ****Meanwhile, South Florida's helmet logo taught us what the female reproductive system looks like****

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 9:59 AM

For those who want to look at it...
http://www.stateofsunshine.com/uplo...ds/usfbulls.gif

douglas on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 10:20 AM

so i'm at heine bros. coffee shop b/c a lightning struck our server or something last night, and we have absolute no technology at our office right now. good day to leave early and go to keeneland in a rock star limo.

Phil on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 10:45 AM

Joe, don't worry about it. I would have done the same thing, except I would have left your asses there to die.

Here's the review of that Wii baseball game: http://wii.ign.com/articles/825/825828p1.html

Right now my HUGE problem with that game is that it isn't 16:9. It is 480i in 4:3. GAY.

Barry on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 1:04 PM

giggity giggity giggity goo
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.3.html

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 1:50 PM

I was in downtown just as they reported the funnel cloud was directly over downtown last night. In fact, I drove under that, north on I-71 till I hit I-265. Right when I merged onto i-265, Wave 3 was reporting that intersection having the highest rotation, and man was that cell a thing of beauty. I mean it was freaking storm storiesesque as seen on the weather channel.

And for the record, when you are in a down pour and you hear the sirens going off and it suddenly stops raining and the wind stops....it is pretty freaking erie.

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 2:04 PM

This is how I see UK's schedule playing out.

1) UF-UK - I think UF leads the going into the 4th but tires out as UK is a very physical team this year. I think UK by 10 at the end of regulation.

2) Miss St.-UK - UK wins by 17 staying undefeated at home

3) UK - UGA - Everyone thought I was crazy saying I'd rather play UF at home instead of South Carolina on the road. The reason, because Andre Woodson calls many play from the line of scrimmage which he can do so more easily at home, instead of against a team that is putting 80K+ fans in the stadiums that are yelling. UK's offense is good enough to play with anybody in the country, and if we can check plays at the line that increases our chances of a victory. Factor in screaming Georgia hooligans, the revenge factor from last year, and if you don't know who Knowshon Moreno is...you will after this game. I think UK falls on the road to UGA by 14.

4) UK-Vandy - UK beats vandy on the road by 14.

5) UT-UK - UT is playing better ball and it is a rivalry game....I have no clue how this one turns out.

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 2:09 PM

Of course I could be wrong and we could just lose all the remaining games.

Barry on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 4:27 PM

wes, if UK beats the gators by 10 or more I'll send $50 to AJ's college scholarship.

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 4:37 PM

Ah don't worry about that...use that money to drink on. That is what I'd use it for.

Barry on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 4:48 PM

I don't understand what's up with the disrespect for the gators. Maybe it's not disrespect on your part Wes, maybe you just think UK's that good, but shit. Bemiss owes me a beer because he said LSU would beat the gators by 14 or more. I've read people on here doggin the gators and I honestly don't get it. That team is fucking loaded (granted they're young but they are loaded at every position). They even have the edge of rest. UK players are sore from a triple overtime game with LSU, meanwhile the gators have had two weeks to prepare. Now in that timeframe, one of their own was killed which surely distracted them during practices and watching film, but if you think for a second the gators aren't going to be ready to play you're insane. Urban Meyer's speech is real simple: "Guys if we lose, we're out of the SEC race and we may as well get ready for next year." They'll be ready, rested, well coached, and more talented. Like I said $50 if your prediction is true.

Phil on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 4:50 PM

Tim Tebow is the JJ Reddick of football. I just don't like the dude.

Florida will win by 17

Barry on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 5:00 PM

true dat phil. I just don't like the dude, but he can play

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 5:01 PM

I have complete respect for the gators, I just think this is our year. Surely, that streak has to end sometime, so why not now? This is the best UK team since Fran Curci was coaching, and he cheated to get the players then. UK has a senior led team that UF doesn't have. Yes, they have Tebow, Harvin and other 5 star studs, but you are correct that they are young. They are as talented as you can find on a football team, but I think they will make mistakes. And if you don't think UK isn't jacked up for this game, you are mistaken. As long as Woodson doesn't get so damn happy that he overthrows Burton and Johnson ala Louisville and LSU by 5 yards when they are wide open...we are good.

UF did struggle the first time they went on the road to Miss. St, so I am guessing that is why your friend bet you that LSU would win by 14 or more. The thing is, that LSU is a rival game for UF and those kids obviously get up more for that game than they will for UK. Little is still injured, but I think UK's defense is better than people give us credit for.

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 5:02 PM

Tim Tebow is a freaking stud, and I like him...just don't like him this week.

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 5:06 PM

Barry, if anybody is being disrespected it is UK. UK is higher ranked, knocked of LSU and is still the underdog.

Hell will freeze over if UF loses 3 in a row.

Brent on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 5:17 PM

I agree with Barry's assessment, the biggest factor is going to be the physical-ness of the game. One of the reasons UK probably beat LSU is b/c LSU had such a physical matchup with UF. Now UF has something to prove and UK is coming off a hard fought triple OT win against the best team in the country. I would like to see UK pull it out but this will be a harder win.

Barry on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 6:19 PM

sorry, i stepped away for a minute. Wes a few quick points.
"They are as talented as you can find on a football team, but I think they will make mistakes." Pretty good chance of that, but I never like to choose the favorite because I think the other team won't show up or will make some mistakes (too hard to predict). I try to examine who is the better team (which is dangerous and next to impossible to do in itself ) and at this point, no disrespect to UK, I simply think the gators are a better team. But I've been wrong before.
"And if you don't think UK isn't jacked up for this game, you are mistaken."
Never said that. Why wouldn't UK be ready to play? They win out they win the eastern division. But most people that think UK will win expect a gators team that won't be ready, because the gators don't give respect to UK. I say bullshit. The gators win out, they win the east division. They lose one game-it's over.
"Barry, if anybody is being disrespected it is UK. UK is higher ranked, knocked of LSU and is still the underdog."
True to some degree. However, most coaches, players, etc say that Vegas does a much better job of predicting upsets and ranking teams than the BCS, AP, Harris, or computer polls.

"but I think UK's defense is better than people give us credit for."
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree. I was absolutely floored by the amount of pressure UK put on Flynn.
"UF did struggle the first time they went on the road to Miss. St,"
Actually it was Ole Miss which is even worse. 27-9 with 3:00 in the 3rd quarter. That combined with the LSU game does seem to indicate that the gators wear down in the 4th quarter, and the cats are strong in the 4th so maybe.
Look Wes, I hope UK does win. If LSU goes to the SEC championship, I don't want to play the gators again. More importantly, everyone down here is itching for another shot at the cats. But if I lived in Vegas and were a gambler, my money would be on the gators. If I lived in vegas and gambled, I wouldn't bet on LSU this weekend either. Prediction - somebody wins by less than a touchdown.

joe on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 7:27 PM

LSU beat the Cock's but the Cock's are higher ranked then the Tigers if I'm not mistaken. LSU did beat the Hokies and the Gators. Those are 2 huge wins in my book.

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 8:03 PM

Hokies are down this year, but are usually a solid club so yeah that is a big win. But LSU didn't just beat VT, they destroyed them. Made them look like an 8th grade football team.

I understand UK playing a physical game last week, and UF being fresh...but I really believe this UK team is taking every game to heart. The take it one game at a time and they leave it on the field. I understand as to why Vegas is picking the Gators, but don't be surprised if UK wins.

If UF doesn't get to Woodson, UK wins.

Bigworm on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 11:17 PM

So I turned off the UofL game after the UofL D (Heyman?) picked up the ball and ran it in for a 17-7 lead. Apparently, UCONN scored 2 more touchdowns and beat the CARS (no D) 21-17.

I can hear it now. Louisville got screwed on that illegal fair catch signal, which is true, but they also got one back because the ball hit the Louisville guy on special teams that the refs gave it back to the CARS for. Those refs sucked big time, and that is the truth, but what else would you expect from a ref with a pink whistle?

Jay on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 12:36 AM

God dammit. I'm so fucking wasted right now. When I left, UofL was up 7-0. Then I celebrate, go out, and drink, and I come back, and they lost 21-17. WTF? I would be pissed, but I can barely stand. Thank god my elocution skills when typing are not wasted. And my mouth tastes like puke.

joe on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 10:27 AM

Jay, great message on my answering machine. Phil, Cuban and I were fucked up last night. At one point I had on Phil's hockey gear riding his mountain bike around a gas station parking lot running over curbs. Oh ya, B-Mac is a douchebag. It was his idea to go out last night and he was gone in less then an hour and we forced him to drink the one drink he had. However, good times, good times.

Brock on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 12:13 PM

Michelle and I went to a new bar down the street and I saw they had Abita beer (N'Awlins! Bitches), so I asked for 2 Abitas, and the guy turned, looked at the tap, then turned back and said we don't have Abita... we just have the taps... they are all the same beer. So of course, my response... "whats the beer?"

"I don't know, Bud Light I think"

"Uh, ok... give me two then" He turns and grabs two pitchers of beer and I hand over my card for a tab. Ok, I only wanted two glasses, but I never turn down pitchers. So we hung out, drank two pitchers, and listened to the band play classics like "Don't Stop Believin'." When we were done with the beer, a waitress comes over and asked if we are done and takes the pitcher... 2 seconds later, she brings over another pitcher, which I didn't order, but certainly wouldn't turn down. But... since we were pretty drunk to start with before the 2 pitchers and we wanted to hit up the other bars next door, we decided to "return" the pitcher.

When we returned the pitcher, I wanted to close out, so the bartender takes our return (minus 1 beer), but never closes me out. So I flag him down and say I want to close, and he gives me a weird look and says "I'm confused"

I respond with "I'm not confused, I just want to close out my tab"

"Your tab is only $2"

"But I got 2 pitchers"

"Yeah, pitchers are only $1 before 10."

Nice...

Brock on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 1:42 PM

Holy Crap! Vandy is beating up South Carolina!

Phil on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 3:14 PM

South Carolina looks like complete butt. It's being broadcast on CSS, and the broadcast is so shitty they went down to the sideline and the reporters comments where "South Carolina is not playing very well. They've only had, uh, uh, uh, uh two field goals and that won't be enough points to win."

Jerome on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 3:43 PM

So, uhh ... I guess we didn't play football today

Brock on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 3:47 PM

Did I mention I despise Pittsburgh?

Bigworm on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 5:05 PM

Yep, so after UK makes our 5th comeback after being down at the half this year, UK will be in control of their own destiny.

Bigworm on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 7:46 PM

Looks like I am just a stupid UK believer after all. I am still proud of my team.

douglas on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 9:22 PM

it was a damn good game, tebow's good, running QBs give us fits, but i definitely think we can win out after watching that game. we didn't make mistakes or anything really stupid to beat ourselves, FL just won, and we were all they could handle, even after 2 weeks to prep, with our top 2 RB's out.

joe on Saturday, October 20, 2007 at 9:45 PM

"I'd much rather play florida at Commonwealth then South Carolina at South Carolina."

Dude, I told you all to watch out for Vandy. Vandy is dangerous.

Jerome on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 7:01 AM

How Harry Potter learned the fairy spells "Homo Revealo" and "Buttsexiarmus"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071020...ks_harry_potter

Bigworm on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 10:52 AM

ESPN is replaying the LSU-Auburn game from last night. And like I thought last night, they are still beating the shit out of each other.

If anyone is going to ride today give me a call. I'd like to get out on the trails if they aren't too muddy say around 2 or 3?

joe on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 12:12 PM

I'll ride with you if you make it closer to 2.

Bigworm on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 12:24 PM

Joe, I'll give you a call after I cut my lawn.

joe on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 1:37 PM

awesome

douglas on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 2:56 PM

we hurt superman:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=3073016

Brock on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 6:06 PM

I'm posting this from an iPhone in an apple store. Save the whales!

joe on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 7:11 PM

I was watching the news and they were saying last night they had a road block setup somewhere on Bardstown road and arrested 39 people for DUIs.

Brent on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 7:25 PM

I probably would of abandoned my car and take off running...then report it stolen in the morning.

joe on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 7:30 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ZONE01/71021010 sorry 32

Jay on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 8:12 PM

I've been recovering all weekend. Friday night I went to Kellee's house and got f'ing ripped. I'll spare the highlights from the party, but needless to say, I was in no condition to drive. Amber and Mike gave me a ride home, and told me they would take me to get my car the next day. I decided not bother them and just walked to get it. I should mention that Kellee lives right up the street from the dragon. It took me about an hour and a half, so it is probably about 5 miles. That's a pretty good hike. And most of it was along major highways that aren't built for pedestrians. The only time I almost died though is when I crossed the biggest street. There was a car coming, but I had ample time. Until the gator bottle I had in my back fell out when I started to run. I turned around to pick it up, and realized the car was getting closer. I scooped it up and ran, and the car honked. Other than that, it wasn't terrible. Except my legs are really sore.

joe on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 9:16 PM

strong work Jay. Are you going to be good to go Saturday?

Jay on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 9:46 PM

Hell Yes! It's a stagger and my birthday weekend. I'm drinking. I know Kellee and G will be there. Maybe Lee. I don't know about anyone else.

Brock on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 10:27 PM

Is the Stagger on Friday or Saturday?

Phil on Sunday, October 21, 2007 at 11:20 PM

I can be talked into a big jay birthday bah stagger...

Bigworm on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 7:05 AM

And the Redsox reach the World Series.

Jay on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 9:24 AM

Brock-The stagger is this saturday
Phil-Prove it

joe on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 10:00 AM

Who all is going up there on Saturday? I borderline for Saturday, I have options.

70 days till new years eve. Cuban and I and Wes and I were talking about it this weekend. Anything new this years besides sno cone machine?

Phil on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 10:05 AM

I won't be at trivia, but I demand a Gay Dumbledore team name.

I'd be happy with "Dumbledore's Wide Bathroom Stance" or maybe "Snape Blew Dumbledore."

douglas on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 10:05 AM

how about you actually sealing a deal, that would be new on new years

douglas on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 10:24 AM

of course it's much more fun to watch you pass out on chicks in your bed

joe on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 10:34 AM

Damn it, it's tradition

Jay on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 10:46 AM

Joe-f that, you're coming to frankfort this weekend. As for new years, chicks would be a nice addition.

Brent on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 12:37 PM

I will not be going to trivia either.

Sorry Phil, I didn't get your message till the next day, I had to work at the hospital this weekend and ended up going to bed super early. This whole weekend blew.

jen on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 12:56 PM

Stagger! In costumes! With my roomie safely in rehab, a stable job and a costume, I'm out of excuses. I'll be there.

Tiffany on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 1:01 PM

Crap I totally forgot. Well I have Friday off and nothing else that has to be done that I know of...so I guess Ill be there. AND I promise not to drive this time....Scout's Honor!

douglas on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 1:04 PM

so my sister's boyfriend just emailed me this and I found it quite funny. For the record, he's a UL fan:

The teams that have defeated UofL this year:

Syracuse
Utah
Connecticut
Kentucky


Can you make an acronym out of these names to describe UofL's football season thus far?

Jay on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 1:16 PM

That is pretty funny, Douglas. Tiffany-It's on Saturday this time. And for the record, make sure Marc is there, because this was his idea. Jen-You better bring cupcakes!

jen on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 1:27 PM

I'm on it. I've already bought the stuff to make them.

joe on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 2:13 PM

Chris is trying to get me to go to a doctor's party with him

Bigworm on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 2:34 PM

The wife gave me clearance to go to the Stagger. As of now, I am undecided.

Bigworm on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 2:37 PM

Jay - how much room do you have at your apartment?

Brock on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 2:43 PM

I'm still up in air at the moment too... I suppose it depends on how work goes this week.

jen on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 3:05 PM

If you've got clearance from the wife, what's the problem?

Jay on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 3:49 PM

Joe-remember Derby? Doctor's are lame. My place is pretty small, but as long as you bring a blanket and pillow, you'll be fine. It is easy enough to sleep 3 deep in my bed, plus plenty of floor space.

Jerome on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 3:53 PM

Joe, you need to go to the doctor party, linger around some hot female docs and drop lines like

"When I was in med school, I volunteered at a clinic giving free exams to the homeless."
"Wow. You must have been one of those that really WAS working her way through college a dollar bill at a time."
"My favorite class was surface anatomy."
"Care to take my vasectomy for a test drive?"
"It's true, y'know - when they say 'LASTING UP TO FOUR HOURS' they really mean it."
"I brought a tongue depressor - in my pants."
"You know what's good for med school loans? A good hard dicking."
"Know what has two thumbs and no genital herpes? THIS GUY"

Best of luck!

joe on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:02 PM

The residents at UL already know me as Chris' drunk brother because well, everytime they've met me I've been drunk.

Bigworm on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:19 PM

How is that different from how we know you?

Marc on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:21 PM

Phil, can you call or txt Laura and tell her I will be up at Trivia after class, at about 8. I don't have her number. I'll get it later tonight if I remember.

I love when NattySci comes back to topics I give a shit about: like boozing, Joe going limp on a chick at New Years (Ohhhhhhhh burn), and Wes saying he may come out (and then he doesn't).

Joe if that know you already, it will make it that much funnier and less creepy when you use one of Jerome's line. And who knows, you might pull some real lady-doctor trim.

Bigworm on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:23 PM

I never said I was going, I just said I had the all clear. Unlike you, who brings his chick with him...fag.

Tiffany don't beat me up.

jen on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:32 PM

In Marc's defense, he didn't really 'bring' her. They rode in separate cars.

Bigworm on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:34 PM

Even worse.

Marc on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:42 PM

Hey, my girl wanted to go get ridiculously drunk. Made me ride in a separate car there (which I was cool with). She got awesome drink hookups, and eventually spewed on a table at the last bar. Yup, she was more rockstar status than me.

So I understand Wes, if you choose not to go. You may be too tired from going to Bed bath and Beyond that day. Be sure to say "Hi" to Adrian for me, I'm sure he'll be there too.

Phil on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:46 PM

Porkins tribute video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...578209780685450

jen on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:55 PM

grape vodka was a baaaaad choice.

adrian on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 4:57 PM

Marcus,

Your last post actually made me chuckle. May you rot in hell!

joe on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 6:31 PM

One way to make UK football tolerable:

http://deadspin.com/sports/young-pe...rest-313529.php

joe on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 6:48 PM

I like the lifes short get a divorce:

http://inventorspot.com/articles/6_...y_sexy_ads_7487

douglas on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 8:18 PM

i'm your bro-da

Brent on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 8:53 PM

Where are these photos?

Brock on Monday, October 22, 2007 at 8:56 PM

Hey Douglas, are you still watching The Wire?

Joanna on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 8:44 AM

Jay- You can only back up your statement about doctors being lame if you all had actually tried to socialize with them instead of hiding in the basement

douglas on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 9:12 AM

brock, the new season of the wire hasn't started yet, it's supposed to be the last season i think, i think it's starting back up in a couple months. i hate hbo's series b/c they take so long between seasons, but yes, i still watch it. why?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 9:48 AM

The best part about the finger banging article are the comments.

Posted on 10/22
"That's nothing. The entire City of Cleveland got fisted by Joel Skinner last night."

Brock on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 10:17 AM

I'm still in the 3rd season. The episode where they kill Stringer Bell was pretty badass. I compare it to the tollbooth scene from Godfather. Although not at glorified, was very well done IMO.

joe on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 10:27 AM

Happy Mol day.

Avagadro and your 6.022 * 10^23 was truly brilliant

douglas on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 11:19 AM

yeah, stringer was a badass, "well get on with it then mother fu....", and he's dead. apparently the producers and writers got a ton of mail about killing stringer b/c he had become everyone's favorite character. season 4 is better than 3 though, you'll like it, and there's a few more characters you know that get killed, but i won't ruin it

joe on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 12:09 PM

Do crazy eyes fit into the crazy hot scale or is it a completely seperate issue? Do crazy eyes trump the crazy hot scale? Can you intertwine the two? I need answers.

Barry on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 12:20 PM

Joe, you may have to ask barney, but I think the crazy hot scale only deals with tolerable insanity (flipping out over ex-girlfriends, ets). Whereas crazy eyes means you run the risk of her taking a meat cleaver to your twig and giggleberries so get out while you still can

Brent on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 12:23 PM

Phil, may contain Wire spoilers:

Stringer wasn't badass, he was a chump. Smarter than everybody else when it came to business, but a chump when it came to being street smart. Look at the way he handled everything and the reason why he died was b/c he couldn't handle the "game."

Jay on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 12:34 PM

Joanna-We were hanging out in the basement because the doctors were lame. And why are you defending them? You're not a doctor. (And I mean that as a compliment, so don't be angry)

douglas on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 1:42 PM

no, stringer was a badass, he came up in the streets and built that empire with Marlo from the ground up, he did his dirt, just more of it before the show took place. he was smart enough to realize that the business had to grow, and in order for it to grow, it had to change. he tried to legitimize their affairs and launder the drug money to make it legal, without stringer, marlo loses every dime he ever made b/c he's not smart, he just wants to shoot everybody. stringer has no problem shootin somebody, he just does it with a purpose, you can make the argument that he was the most street smart person in the show, he saw things coming from all angles.

douglas on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 1:46 PM

and on the night in question when we did hang out with the doctors, i actually talked to a bunch of them, and yes, several of them were douchebags. one of them in particular wouldn't stop talking about how much money he was going to make and how he was going to pick up all these girls.

Phil on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 2:01 PM

ok, here's something to do to kill sometime. Microsoft has added Aerial photos of Louisville to their live maps. Jerome and I are trying to nail down a rough date on when these were taken.
http://maps.live.com/default.aspx?v...4&encType=1

Things we've noticed:
Construction on the bellarmine stadium is in effect
It looks to be late fall or winter
There is construction equipment in front of flanagans
White Castle lot is a sand pit
School is in session

Brock on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 2:13 PM

I think you mean Avon, not Marlo.

He got killed because he became too greedy. Severed too many ties to the drug wars, looked down his nose at Avon, and teamed up with too many enemies. It just all came back to bite him in the ass. He was just too greedy to see it coming. Hell... he should have seen it coming the night before.

douglas on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 2:35 PM

You're right, i'm thinking of season 4, you'll find out who marlo is soon enough, i mixed him and avon up. and i don't think it's that he got too greedy, he was obsessed with being thought of as a legitimate businessman, and in the process had to do some bad shit (hook up with shady politicians, grease some wheels, have people killed, the usual). And he definitely saw it coming for sure, there's no doubt about it, that scene with Avon on the balcony the night before, where they're talking about growing up together, and they both know one of them is gonna die the next day, but neither of them says anything about it, that shit's deep.

Brock on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 2:51 PM

Needless to say, the show is pretty damn good.

Jay on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 3:06 PM

Good looking out, Douglas.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 4:23 PM

Not that I'm trying to start an argument or defend anybody, but none of the MD's there were single and two were with their wives. So I don't know who would have been making those comments.

douglas on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 4:28 PM

i must be thinking of another night then, the night i was there it was for a bachelor party, scott's maybe? I can't remember...

joe on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 5:20 PM

Oh, the mds at Scotts Bachelor party that came down from Cincy were douchebags. I'll give you that. The ones from UL are actually pretty cool.

joe on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 5:42 PM

Who wants it?

http://www.durexcondomtester.com/survey.php

Phil on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 6:21 PM

I remember the Cinci guys. They tried to take my friend Emily who was passed out in a chair home with them until me and a bouncer stopped their date raping asses.

joe on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 8:50 PM

Yep those were the guys

adrian on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 at 10:13 PM

some stupid dick-fuck locked the apartment complex gym. what an idiot!

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 8:31 AM

The cinci MD's were fucking retards. They were foriegn fags.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 8:31 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ONE01/310240025

So anyone drop something off at the alma mater?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 8:35 AM

Nobel winner cancels Louisville appearance

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/710240805

About 10 years ago, according to a London Times piece written by Charlotte Hunt-Grubbe, Watson provoked the headline "Abort babies with gay genes, says Nobel winner."

Thank you Dr. Watson (partner of Dr. Crick)...This a normal hypothalmus, and this is a gay hypothalamus.

Jay on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 8:42 AM

For the record, I never called the doctor's douche bags, I called them lame. Because they're married, and married people are gay. And thank you for ruining my day, Chris.

douglas on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 10:46 AM

sarah talked to someone this morning, apparently the baby was found in the trashroom at anniversary hall, everyone knew the mother was pregnant, apparently something happened and had a problem with the pregnancy, went into labor early or something, and tried to throw the baby away in the one place that no one would find it, oh wait, i meant to say the one place where people are always throwing away their trash every day right down the hall from the chick everyone knew was pregnant.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 11:02 AM

That is just fucking sad.

Jay on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 11:04 AM

That is terrible.

Barry on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 11:44 AM

who knows about non-parametric statistics?

douglas on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 12:12 PM

i've got to go to Bellarmine tonight, could be fun to see how everyone is acting.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 12:14 PM

Another reason to go to Frankfort.

Mixed martial arts and Jenna Jameson.

http://www.mma.tv/events/index.cfm?...il&EID=2006

Jay on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 1:02 PM

Yeah, I've seen flyers for that. That could interfere with the stagger (more with parking than anything else). We could always park at Kellee's and walk down.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 1:58 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/tennis/pgS...;slideShow=true

Thank you Madrid Masters...I think they're playing tennis or something in the background.

joe on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 2:23 PM

I took a field trip at work today and all I'm going to say is that the VA hospital is an ugly place.

On a general day we get in 10 new Iraq war claims that i have to screen and today we got 149. I love this war.

While I was at the VA today this panhandler that chills at 5th and Market on a normal day ran into me at the hospital and called me out because he recognized me. He rides my bus everyday downtown to panhandle.

This has been an interesting day.

Phil on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 2:27 PM

Hey Joe, can you do some digging and find out what they plan to do with the old VA hospital once they move to the new digs. I may buy a condo next door to it. I assume someone will gut it and turn it into luxury condos, but with the way some of that shit is ran I wouldn't be surprised to find out they are just going to leave it abandoned.

Which probably wouldn't be great for property value

joe on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 2:30 PM

I'll see what I can do

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 2:31 PM

I may be making something up, but I thought the VA was going to keep it for doctor's offices and a nursing home type facility.

joe on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 3:02 PM

If you think about it I bet the government owns the property so it won't change much. It will stay some sort of government run facility.

Jerome on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 4:11 PM

... I wonder how much money you guys would have to pull together to get Jenna Jameson to skip the MMA event, go on the stagger and then let Big Jay mount her for a minute or two ...

joe on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 4:20 PM

She can't have much self esteem or self respect left and she already has a shit ton of money so I'm gonna go with less then you think (From an analytical standpoint).

douglas on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 4:54 PM

she's ugly now anyway, too much botox and anorexia

joe on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 6:41 PM

Wow, this is kind of harsh:

http://pantherrants.blogspot.com/20...rance-zone.html

Their once high-powered offense has been reduced to Jack Nicholson aged impotency, scoring just 28 and 17 points in their last two games. Many have questioned the wisdom of Brian Brohm returning to school to lead this ragtag group of miscreants, however one look at his down syndromish face gives you all the information you need to understand that particular decision. Seriously, was his mother drinking moonshine during the entire 9 months she was pregnant, or just the first two trimesters?

Jay on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 7:39 PM

Ouch...that stings a little bit.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 8:42 PM

I fucking hate Boston.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 at 11:21 PM

Rockies 1 Boston 13 top of the 7th, ain't life grand.

Jerome on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 8:04 AM

Just as long as you don't start singing "Tessie" .... next year is the Pirates' year!

Jay on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 9:03 AM

Happy Birthday to Nancy Cartwright, 50, Ciara, 22, and Adrian Goodloe, 27.

Adrian, you're an old bastard.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 9:58 AM

Possibly the luckiest Halo kill ever.

http://www.break.com/index/luckiest...-kill-ever.html

Phil on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 10:51 AM

I thought you were going to be posting this one, but I think yours is far better
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/10/04/t...-grenade-throw/

I really didn't think it'd be possible to top that grenade throw one

adrian on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 11:20 AM

Thanks for reminding me Jay. Don't you turn 29 real soon?

Jay on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 11:48 AM

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

douglas on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 11:48 AM

for those that don't know, the baby was alive
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ZONE01/71025013

i tried to get on BU's web page, you know, to see if this chick is hot or not, but they took down her picture it looks like

douglas on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 11:52 AM

our female speaker of the house loves the shocker:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/10...vote/index.html

Jay on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 12:00 PM

That's awesome!

Jerome on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 1:14 PM

A couple from Louisville is in the next amazing race ... a GOTH couple

http://alpha.cbs.com/primetime/amaz...nt_vyxsin.shtml

douglas on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 2:07 PM

how did that fag get a job at texas roadhouse? i used to work at texas roadhouse and there were never any freakin' weirdos there, except for the illegals in the kitchen of course, but no fag white dude with daddy issues who wasn't hugged as a child

jen on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 2:28 PM

Happy birthday, Adrian.

Phil on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 2:56 PM

Norm McDonald on Conan
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td2cZ6s99Rg
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-j5aJJ3POw
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqEyoU8VYNM

Jay on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 3:43 PM

I liked how in their bios it said they were doing there best to keep louisville weird. I actually kind of like that slogan.

joe on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 4:06 PM

I just reviewed a file I have to work tomorrow where a guy was shot by another soldier who was trying to get a dog off of himself that was attacking him during a home invasion in Southwest Asia. It took 4 rounds to kill the dog. This is all documented in the service medical records. I felt bad bud I haad to chuckle while reading it.

Brock on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 5:36 PM

The drugs are taking their toll on Pitino

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....mp;ID=710250348

Brent on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 6:20 PM

That Norm MacDonald trilogy was off the chain, Im still freaking laughing. Say you want about that dude Kent but his g/f is smoking hot.

http://myspace-792.vo.llnwd.net/014...433193792_m.jpg

Brent on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 6:32 PM

New Foster's commercial

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071024...maqkYlykUcDW7oF

Jay on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 7:46 PM

I was playing around online when I came across this

http://www.musicworld3dbands.com//bands/68/

WTF?

Jerome on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 8:47 PM

... Alec Baldwin is a god

Bigworm on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 12:10 AM

Boston is up 2-0 in the series with the Rockies.

joe on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 7:55 AM

Boston loses the DH, who do you pull, Ortiz, Youk or Lowell?

Jerome on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 8:44 AM

Ortiz protects Ramirez in the lineup so I wouldn't pull him. Youkilis and Lowell are both swinging the bat fairly well right now and defensively, I think they're about even. I guess it all comes down to the late-inning pinch hitter. With Youkilis's ability to work deep into the count, I think I'd rather bring him into the game late to face a fresh closer and he brings that spark. Lowell is solid enough where I'd feel more comfortable with him at third for the majority of the game. Not to be anti-semitic, but I'd sit Youkilis especially if I'm up 2-0 in the series.

Bigworm on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 9:55 AM

So do we know who is going to Frankfort tomorrow? I am still sitting on the fence.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 10:15 AM

I hope the Red Sox plane crashes into the Rocky Mountains.

Anyway, sit Ortiz...He's a fat bastard who can't run or play the field. His bat would be better served as a PH than risking him in the field. Besides Youklis is pretty hot right now. One nut Lowell is solid at 3B and led the team in RBI, so he's out of the question.

Won't be in Frankfort...drinking with lame MD's and hopefully creeping out some people I don't know (or just making things awkward).

jen on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 10:20 AM

I'm going.

Bigworm on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 10:29 AM

Burket are you going out after the lame MDs?

Stick Ortiz at first. He can be fat and play first.

joe on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 10:34 AM

I'm on the fence as well

Phil on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 10:56 AM

We are having chili cook off today at work. I fear for our bathrooms.

joe on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 11:04 AM

Wes, is this going to turn into I'll go if you go?

Phil on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 11:05 AM

elephants electrocuted in drunken rampage:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21432722/?GT1=10450

Phil on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 11:09 AM

Amela and I went to a pick up game of hockey last night. Most of the people there played in the B league which is pretty much ex-college players.

I was pretty much a glorified cone for them to skate around.

Jay on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 11:12 AM

Phil, you had showed some interest in coming up tomorrow. Feel free to bring Amela with you.

jen on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 1:23 PM

What time is it starting tomorrow, Jay?

Bigworm on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 1:37 PM

Transformers 2 plot summary.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/plotsummary

Bigworm on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 1:37 PM

Joe - Nope, not at all. I am still trying to figure it out.

Phil on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 1:54 PM

I put an offer in for this condo today:
http://glarmls.com/GLARReports/List...g_id=9798957275

Jay on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 1:58 PM

It starts at 8, so anytime before like 7. It wouldn't really matter, but Kellee, G, Michelle, and Lee are going to meet us.

Jay on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 2:17 PM

Happy Birthday to Bootsie Collins, 56. "Make my funk the P-funk, I want's to get funked up!"

Bigworm on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 2:17 PM

Phil, why are you selling your condo?

joe on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 2:41 PM

How easy is it going to be to get rid of your current condo?

Phil on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 3:05 PM

I'm putting in a 60 day contengency. If I sell my condo in 60 days, I'll move. If not, it wasn't meant to be.

I'm selling my current place mostly because I've ran out of room. Bikes + hockey equipment + my work stuff has overwhelmed my living room and spare bedroom. Plus this place is about 25 times brighter than my current place. It sounds gay, but I think sitting around in the dark is making me slightly depressed.

Phil on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 3:16 PM

I'm going out tonight. Anyone else?

joe on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 3:18 PM

Cuban might be interested. He just called me seeing if anyone was doing anything tonight. I 'm down for something.

Phil on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 3:28 PM

Worst athlete in sport video game history
http://sports.ign.com/articles/830/830434p1.html

Brent on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 4:33 PM

Hey Phil, you and Amela can crash on Big Jay's floor, Im sure he has extra blankets.

Dude, you should get rid of some of your furniture, I mean bikes, at your old place and maybe you would have more room.

joe on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 5:28 PM

For those who care on HDnet tonight at 11:30 midget wrestling is on.

joe on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 5:31 PM

From WWE champion Bautista's book:

“Now, don’t get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn’t vacuum? And since the chemo made her “not in the mood”, I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she’s talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she’s not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault."

Jay on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 5:57 PM

Yeah, I have an extra blanket, pillow, and sleeping bag. You're more than welcome to use them.

joe on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 6:53 PM

I like scientific research:

http://barstoolsports.com/randomtho...all_kellys_are/

Jay on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 11:44 PM

Look what I made!

http://musicworld3dbands.com/index.php?mode=login

I'm still trying to work out the bugs (like editing it) so we'll see what happens.

Jay on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 11:45 PM

Nevermind. I'll let you know when I figure the got dang thing out.

Jay on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 11:48 PM

Here we go again

http://musicworld3dbands.com/bands/321/

Jay on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 11:49 PM

Ha ha! Check out my mad MS paint skills.

joe on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 12:52 AM

strong work Jay

Jay on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 2:31 AM

Thanks, Joe. I've now got a video and 2 songs up.

jen on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 10:02 AM

Nice job Jay.

so what are everyone's Stagger plans?

joe on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Brock, here is your boy Dallas Clark signing Bon Jovi

http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=4194

Jay on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 12:24 PM

Jen-I'm going to get drunk and lament the fact that my 20's are almost over.

jen on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 12:28 PM

nice. I would only assume there would be drunkeness involved. I guess I mean who's going and what time?

Jay on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 2:12 PM

Holy crap! I'm watching the UofL game, and the commentators just used the phrase "another outstanding defensive play"...while referring to UofL. WTF? That's amazing!

Bigworm on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 2:47 PM

I am watching the UK game just shaking my fucking head.

Bigworm on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 3:00 PM

Adrian what time are you going to frankfort?

Jay on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 3:15 PM

Now I can do some celebratory drinking. If you all really want to find out each others plans, I suggest you call each other. You're not going to be able to make plans on the website.

jen on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 3:18 PM

not true. Its been done many times.

joe on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 3:18 PM

UL just accidentally won. This UK performance is what I was talking about when I was referencing Vandy earlier in the season.

Jay on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 3:20 PM

I just talked to Adrian. He has to go running and eat, but then he'll be ready.

adrian on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 3:43 PM

people are welcome to meet at my place. I live right off of 64 east on blankenbaker parkway. That way we can just leave my apartment and get right on 64 east to the stagger.


call me if you need directions. call big jay and he can get you my number.

Bigworm on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 4:05 PM

It didn't help that UK had 6 key people out of this game.

Not to mention there was something like 9 fumbles in the game, UK had 4 lost 3, MSU 5 lost 1.

Brock on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 4:11 PM

The Captain will be rocking Nashville hardcore tonight.

Bigworm on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 5:07 PM

I just got to Adrian's house, we will be rolling to Frankfort shortly.

Jay on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 5:11 PM

Wes-Nice. I just got a call from Tiffany. She hasn't talked to Marc since 3. I hope everything's cool.

jen on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 5:15 PM

Marc has been located. I put out an amber alert, so there may be some police to his parents' house. (sorry Marc).

Bigworm on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 5:18 PM

Why wouldn't Marc be okay?

Jay on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 5:32 PM

I'm not saying he wasn't okay, but when Tiffany doesn't know where he is, that's weird. That's all I saying. What time are you all leaving?

douglas on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 5:53 PM

u fuckers have fun, i'll be watching spongebob squarepants with kaelyn, aren't you jealous?

Jay on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 5:55 PM

Come on! He lives in a pineapple under the sea!

Jay on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 6:32 PM

Seriously, where the hell did UConn come from? I mean, yeah beating louisville isn't all that hard, but USF? Damn! However, the game's not over yet.

Jerome on Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 8:46 PM

I saw this great sign at Game 3 of the World Series tonight:

"Big Papi Eats Big Boogers"

Brock on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 4:21 AM

The Captain was much liked by the half-naked slutty wenches among the Nashville populace.

Brock on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 4:23 AM

Pictures to come....

Brent on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 9:28 AM

Nice Brock, I can't say the same for E Honda.

Phil on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 11:19 AM

if you get a chance to see the end of the trinity tigers vs millsaps game, make sure you do it. it's insane. right now there is a link on the home page of espn.com for it, but it's a all in flash so I can't link to it

Phil on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 11:20 AM

whoops, SI has it
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ralapalooza.ap/

Jay on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 12:07 PM

This was definitely an epic stagger. For the record, there are two alien toothbrushes in my bathroom, if people want them.

"Hey, wes in there?"
"Who? Wait, is he the guy from louisville? Yeah, he'll be around back."

adrian on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 1:24 PM

Jay,

Star Wars 3 is on tv right now and i am watching it. Who is the bad ass of the characters Yoda, Obi Wan, Vador or Samuel L Jackson (his character).

Also Could the Silver Surfer kick Yodas ass?

Jay on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 1:27 PM

I might have to say Obi Wan. He's always been underrated in my book. (By the way, it's spelled Vader, and Sam Jackson's character is Mace Windu). I don't know that I could judge a fight between the Surfer and Yoda. Did you get cleaned up? Because you totally smelled like vomit.

joe on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 2:42 PM

Was it his own vomit?

douglas on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 3:43 PM

so how was it epic?

joe on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 4:09 PM

Can someone explain the shocker's connection to ASU for me:

http://www.tempe12.com/events/asu-t.../index.php?id=1

are these chicks just whores?

Jay on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 5:54 PM

Joe-Yes it was.
Douglas-It was epic because we were all really drunk

Brent on Sunday, October 28, 2007 at 7:22 PM

I would think Mace Windu would be baddest out of those three. Mace Windu's fighting style borders on the edge of the dark side. The dark side gives him the edge. Also, when comparing the dark side to the other side, the dark side is always kicking more ass. To say the non-dark side is stronger is the equivalent of watching Daniel-son score points in the first Karate Kid match against Cobra Kai...fucking bullshit. Those guys are throwing roundhouse kicks, sweeps, and daniel-son comes in with a pussy little punch in the chest..."Point...Winner!"

Bigworm on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 1:18 AM

Go Redsox!!!!

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 8:29 AM

lets play football this weekend. I'm serious, not this talk about it and hype it up and not play, lets actually get a game up.

douglas on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 8:47 AM

no school this weekend, i'm down

Jerome on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 9:22 AM

The link to the video in Phil's post about Trinity/Millsaps was down. Here's a replacement:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBcKt0ZomNE

Jay on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 9:23 AM

No staggering, I'm in.

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 9:50 AM

We've got 3.

Bigworm on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 9:51 AM

I am planning on working on basement this weekend. I'm out.

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:18 AM

I hope working on the basement means turning on a saw so it is loud and abby can't hear your secret TV down there and having a cooler of beer at your side so you can watch football all day in peace while she thinks the basement is being finished.

Phil on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:20 AM

Sign me up. Sunday morning would be ideal

douglas on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:25 AM

Bigworm on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 9:51 AM
I am planning on working on basement this weekend. I'm out.

cough...pussy...cough...

Bigworm on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:29 AM

Nope, working on my basement means replacing a soffit, constructing one more wall and then figuring out what I am going to do with the concreate wall next to the stairs so I can finish the basement, buy another big screen TV, build a bar and live in "happy land".

Bigworm on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:29 AM

Who the hell are you calling a pussy sponge bob?

douglas on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:36 AM

i'm a single dad who doesn't have my daughter full time, plus I didn't have anyone to help me out with a sleepover, which is what i would've needed to go to frankfort. you have a wife to watch the kiddo for a couple hours on a sunday morning. i can always get a sitter for a couple hrs on the weekends, but it's a different story arranging a sleepover on a saturday night, plus babymama wouldn't switch nights b/c she wanted to go out on halloween weekend

douglas on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:36 AM

so i reiterate...pussy

Bigworm on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 10:53 AM

Thank you, you just made my morning. That is the rant I was going for.

douglas on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:05 AM

i do what i can, i had to resort to drinking by myself after kaelyn went to bed sat. night, always good times. i did watch transformers on dvd, so it wasn't too bad

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:07 AM

Lets say noon Sunday at the normal place for football. Grab more people if possible. Cuban can grab a couple and Phil, get your work people. I can email Scroggin or Douglas can talk to him. Lets not crash and burn like last year.

Jay on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:20 AM

I might be able to get my buddy Jim to play. He's probably about as athetic as me, though.

Barry on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:35 AM

two stories from this weekend.
#1 this is where I live and I was "Dick in a Box." Joe, I'll send you pictures.
http://media.www.lsureveille.com/me...y-3062064.shtml
#2 yes this is that Ryan Perilloux...bet he doen't get suspended until after the bama game if at all
http://media.www.lsureveille.com/me...n-3062031.shtml

Bigworm on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:40 AM

The best part about saturday night was me befriending the door man at bar #2 that we went to (Brick Alley?). Because I got to act like the bouncer/doorman. What was even the best part is when Bruce told me that he'd be back in a few minutes and left me there checking IDs at the door. Bruce is awesome.

Jay on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:55 AM

Yeah, that's the Brick Alley, Wes. That was pretty awesome. "Okay, I'll let you in here, but if you cause trouble I'll throw you out again!"

Phil on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 12:08 PM

I might be able to get 7 people from work to play

Brent on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 12:16 PM

My status is listed as probable

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 12:19 PM

The dick in a box costume seemed to be a popular one this year.

jen on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 12:27 PM

I liked Jay's gay cowboy costume. "Bottoms up, yall!"

jen on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 12:28 PM

Or how after being at the Dragon for like, ten minutes, we made a couple move across the bar to another table.

Barry on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 12:49 PM

yeah, I originally thought about going as Carl from Aqua Teen and having Hand Banana strapped to my back, but it would have been too much work... that and I would have been getting raped by a fake yellow dog all night. There were 4-5 dick in a box guys. But only me and one other guy had the appropriately grown beard to match.

Barry on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 12:53 PM

nobody checked out those links huh? no comments on this part of the ryan perriloux story?

"Odom's public profile on Facebook.com featured a status message early Saturday morning that may have alluded to the situation.

"Derrick is sayin the fight dont end til u die BITCH," Odom apparently wrote at 8:02 a.m.

Odom updated his page just minutes later with another message.

"Derrick is trippin on how these fools try to run up on u behind ya back when they know they cant fuck wit u 1 on 1 but he got something that will shut all that shit down," he wrote at 8:05 a.m. Saturday."

Jay on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 1:26 PM

Or how Kellee told the one birthday girl she was beautiful, and told her husband he was beautiful, and then assured him she wasn't trying to pick his wife up.

Jay on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 1:27 PM

Jen-unfortunately, the cadence I had when I said it doesn't come across on the internet. Although I said it all night, someone gave me the idea of saying bottom's up instead of cheers. Was it you, Jen?

adrian on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 2:12 PM

ROAR!

jen on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 2:15 PM

Yeah, it was me.

Jay on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 2:17 PM

Adrian woke us all up at like 7:30, and then got pissed at us for talking and keeping him up around 9:30. How is everyone feeling? Old man Jay is still a little tired. I can't keep up with you youngster's anymore.

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 2:49 PM

Jay when is your birthday officially? Was it Saturday? What was Adrian doing to wake everyone up? Was Shoney's good as always?

Bigworm on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 2:51 PM

Happy bday Jay.

His bday is today.

Bigworm on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 2:52 PM

Shoney's was packed, but we went to Frisch's instead...they have a breakfast buffet, not as large as Shoney's I am sure, but the chicken fried chicken with sausage gravy was good.

Joanna on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 3:11 PM

Happy b-day Jay. And I'm sure Steve wishes you one too.

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 3:16 PM

Hey worm, its just like cereal.

Happy Birthday Xota

Barry on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 3:44 PM

Happy Birthday Jay. maybe i was wrong about Les...
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=3085557

douglas on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 3:53 PM

barney's costume for halloween:
http://wwtdd.com/

should still be first up

jen on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 4:36 PM

Frisch's was awesome. Not the food, the waitress named Hulda. She scolded Adrian.

jen on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 4:38 PM

and Happy Birthday Jay. I felt much better yesterday after I got home and puked. I didn't roll around in mine though. I took a two and a half hour nap, then couldn't sleep last night, so I feel kind of crappy.

douglas on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 4:50 PM

He's the new G.O.A.T., a true inspiration...
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/stor...P&GT1=10539

Brock on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 4:53 PM

Happy Birthday Crazed Buffalo!

Brent on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 5:38 PM

Group shot of us on Halloween

http://a272.ac-images.myspacecdn.co...56ec70b5d37.jpg

Brock on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 7:14 PM

Strong work Brent!

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 7:46 PM

Who will dissapoint more this year: UL football, UL basketball or UL baseball?

Right now football has set a good standard.

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 7:50 PM

"It's fitting that ARod would announce during the World Series because it's so obvious that he's such a clubhouse cancer that he's never gonna win one. Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury have rings and ARod never will. ARod is an asshole and I hope he dies from ARod's Disease, a new and horribly agonizing death that only he gets that makes Lou Gehrig's Disease look like a runny nose."

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 7:53 PM

New Year's food menu minus the shrimp, high life dogs and abby's chicken:

http://andiamnotlying.com/2007/usin...son-dixon-line/

joe on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 8:07 PM

If anybody was watching halftime of the UL game they just showed off the new athletic complex on campus, the Yum center for the mens basketball, women's volleyball and womens lacrosse. That place makes me sick. College athletes at real places have it nice.

Jay on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:05 PM

Thanks for the well wishes everybody! I'm glad you're feeling better jen, I could tell you didn't feel well. Good for you for not rolling in your vomit.

"Hey Jay, want some hash browns?"

adrian on Monday, October 29, 2007 at 11:19 PM

I also puked at Shoneys or Frischs the next morning in the parking lot. Well i was actually dry heaving in the parking lot because i puked it all out the prior night.

What was classy was that I went to breakfast with my sweatshirt covered with Vomit. My pants also had puke chunks on it.

joe on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 8:11 AM

Bob and Tom just had a brilliant idea....slip 'n slide baptisms. Christianity would be awesome.

douglas on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 8:48 AM

make church more interesting anyway, hey joe, is that arod quote from anywhere or did u just say that yourself?

joe on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 8:59 AM

some random website was paraphrasing peter gammons

douglas on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 9:59 AM

phil, if you really want to sell your house:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,306137,00.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:18 AM

Peter Gammons is a douche bag.

joe on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 10:19 AM

Yep, because he is a beantowner

joe on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 11:33 AM

So at work they want me to give a 2 hour training seminar to service organizations (i.e. DAV, AMVETS, military order of the purple heart...) on post traumatic stress disorder. I don't know about this idea of being productive and being seen thing. I liked it better when everyone thought I was retarded or they didn't know who I was and I could hide in my own little cubicle world. Somehow it was leaked that I am actually a beneficial member to society and people are asking me questions and I have to do extra work. This is crap sending me out to meet veterans and give presentations. Maybe I will take advantage of this and use it towards world domination starting with St. Matthew's.

Jay on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 11:48 AM

I've got your back, Joe.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 12:47 PM

Ashley Judd is awesome!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=391148

Jay on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 3:25 PM

Apparently, Ashley Judd is so awesome she broke the site.

Brent on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 4:45 PM

Im going to be about an hour late to trivia today.

joe on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 7:06 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/rando...duce_sluttiest/

for all the fans of the lefthander,

If you get a handjob from a lefthanded chick is it considered "crafty"?

adrian on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 8:55 PM

This is one of my all time favorite episodes. Jamie Kennedy Experiment - Kris Kreed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmOkh-t_1RU

Jay on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 9:11 AM

Happy Halloween, y'all!

Jerome on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 9:21 AM

A girl at work recently got married and had those disposable cameras on every table at the reception. While she expected a number of body parts to appear in the pics, it didn't prepare her to discover the work of art now known as "anonymous shot of white dude cock taking piss."

Investigations are on-going and a preliminary suspect has been identified.

joe on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 10:35 AM

Anybody's office do costumes today? I started the day with my tie loosened and the top button unbuttoned and was Jim from "the office". Then i unbuttoned my shirt and put on glasses revealing my superman shirt and turned into clark kent. Then I put on my slipknot mask and nobody appreciated it that well and everyone recognized me. This place is lame.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 10:48 AM

I showed up as a prick. Oh you asked if anybody was in costume, nevermind.

Jay on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 11:07 AM

Our office sucks, the the state police lab is having a costume contest today. My buddy sheep went as Billy Ray Cyrus just so he could wear a mullet wig and bring a guitar to work.

Phil on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 11:16 AM

Scott Adams on the bicycle humper:
http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_...oves-bicyc.html

jen on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 11:30 AM

My office didn't do costumes. They wouldn't let us. But there are cupcakes downstairs.

Brent on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 12:31 PM

We took home first place as Gilligan's Island. I was Thurston Howell III.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 12:32 PM

Dr. Jacks' office (pediatric ortho) did costumes yesterday. My first idea was to wear the slipknot mask, but I thought the kids might freak out. Then I thought a priest would be awesome, but that might worry the parents. So I settled on the Clark Kent thing too.

joe on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 12:34 PM

I liked Scott's idea yesterday since he is doctoring at the VA hospital to dress as a Vietnamese soldier.

Jay on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 12:41 PM

Chris-you could have just worn colorful scubs and been a nurse.

joe on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 12:49 PM

Go black face and be Dr. Turk Turkleton

Phil on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 1:11 PM

Someone here is Darth Vader

joe on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 1:15 PM

One chick is rocking the leg warmers with the side ponytail. I found it funny.

Jerome on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 1:19 PM

Da Vinci's Last Supper in Hi-Resolution ... 16 billion pixels worth of art. Oh, and you can turn off the music if you want.
http://www.haltadefinizione.com/en/...nacolo/look.asp

Jerome on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 1:20 PM

Phil, you came to work dressed as Ted Moseby

joe on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 2:08 PM

Lance Hardwood: Sex Architect starring Ted Mosby

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 2:44 PM

If anyone can find a "The Tall Man" mask from the Phantasm movies, let me know.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 2:54 PM

Custom maker of masks with The Tall Man as one of the options.

http://www.lubattidesigns.com/

Phil on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 4:13 PM

We are doing some interviews today and one of the candidates was pretty cute. So I told Silas to hire her and he told me that he could get me her name and phone number.

This gave me a good idea. What you could do is create a job opening and just wait for candidates to come in. And then ask the cute ones out. The key would be creating the job in such a way that only fit, younger women would want it. It would have to be broad enough that anyone could apply for it too. I just can't come up with a good office job that could discriminate like that.

joe on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 4:20 PM

Ummm, office fluffer might work?

Workplace romance/booty is too dangerous anyways. If you reject them for the job there is no way your going to tap that. The only way it would work it it is completely sexual harrasement where she has a better shot at getting the job if she puts out.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 4:20 PM

Workplace office personal trainer

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 4:21 PM

You can write the job description alone so no fat hoes will apply.

Jay on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 6:42 PM

But then you get gay guys applying. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 9:37 PM

If anyone is bored, on the Sci-Fi channel (#64 on Insight in Louisville), they are broadcasting live from Waverly Hospital with paranormal investigators looking for signs of a haunted hospital.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 9:37 PM

broadcasting from 9pm - 3 am

Jerome on Wednesday, October 31, 2007 at 11:03 PM

Dr. Schum should have done it tonight instead of last night ... he could have said it was a "costume"

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ZONE07/71031050

Bigworm on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 12:19 AM

you can interact online with the ghost hunters at scifi.com/ghosthunters.

You can watch live or review digital camera photos and thermal imaging photos and hit the "panic button" and tell them what you see and their need to investigate.

The best part is from time to time they send your comment over live television and I just saw that Drew from Michigan wrote "I saw a Tall Man in a suit walking down the body chute". I hope he was pranking them ala the Tall Man from the movie Phantasm.

joe on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 9:06 AM

I fell asleep watching that Waverly thing last night and then I woke up with it still on at 3 in the morning because everything in the top of my closet fell to the floor. That scared the piss out of me. Not as bad as in the past when the door to my upstairs bedroom was opening and closing and woke me up so I walk downstairs and the front door to my house was open and the CD player randomly turns on full blast. That has happened two times. I think my house is haunted.

douglas on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 9:15 AM

no, probably just a pissed off girl you fell asleep on drunk

douglas on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 9:17 AM

about that waverly thing though, those ghost hunters were staying at the marriott and my sister met them, and talked them into giving her press credentials, so was at waverly with them last night 'behind the scenes.' i haven't talked to her yet about it, but it sounded pretty cool

douglas on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 9:45 AM

So here's my sister's email to me this morning about Waverly:

Waverly was AWESOME!!!!!!! I didn't want to leave. I finally crawled into bed around 3AM. Needless to say, I'm dragging this morning. It was totally worth it, though. I took my assistant with me, and she's a huge fan of the show. We were the only two there that were not part of the cast or crew, so it was really personable. We got to meet everyone, get pictures, etc. We got to go inside too and watch all of the crew do their stuff! It was SOOOO cool. There was quite a bit of action as the night went on. All of the investigators were pretty creeped out at all of the activity that was going on. None of it was phony at all...all real. That place is one spooky building. You could just feel the presence of everything around you. It was just that kind of an atmosphere. I've never felt that way about a freaking building before last night!!

Barry on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 9:52 AM

I start the written portion of my general exams today...wish me luck, offer prayers, etc.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:13 AM

Adrian - check out this paintball gun.

http://www.break.com/index/now_that...ntball_gun.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:16 AM

I watched the Waverly special last night till about 1 am....and I have the rest on my DVR to watch tonight. Next week, they are suppose to reconvene and discuss the incidents/evidence of Waverly being haunted.

I have to say when Steve was freaked out I was thinking it was pretty creepy.

Jay on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 10:53 AM

May the Force be with you, Barry.

Jay on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 11:00 AM

I can haz genome?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/scienc...a.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 12:25 PM

Barry should I FedEx you some bourbon?

Barry on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 12:43 PM

KY or vaseline might be more useful

Barry on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 12:44 PM

...actually the bourbon wouldn't be a bad idea either

Bigworm on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 1:18 PM

How about I send both and then you can just have a freaky party.

joe on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 1:23 PM

Hey Barry, what was the nickname the wall gave you back in high school? weren't there some freaky implications behind that like "bedroom barry" as your porno name? Well, good luck, enjoy the vaseline, don't spendit all at one place.

Anyone want to ride today?

Phil on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 1:34 PM

hey joe, wade is going out riding with a bunch of people tonight. My cousin is in town so I'm going out with the family tonight before hockey

Marc on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 1:35 PM

"Well, good luck, enjoy the vaseline, don't spendit all at one place.

Anyone want to ride today?"

Geez Joe, at least make it appear like you are changing the subject. Your last statement seemed to be too closely related to the previous one.

joe on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 1:45 PM

That is what the blank line was for, should there have been a semi-colon in there? I'm not a grammar expert.

On the subject of male on male homoerotic behavior, are we still playing football on Sunday?

jen on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 2:07 PM

http://louisville.craigslist.org/wa.../465278598.html
I hate to tell this girl, having a tv wont keep you sober. trust me.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 2:35 PM

Basketball all white trash team.

http://therealests.blogspot.com/200...trash-team.html

Phil on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 2:37 PM

Football at noon on Sunday. Right now I have four people from work as definite. Mehan from O'shea's is also up for playing.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 2:39 PM

Sorry Joe can't ride tonight, I am still trying to get over being under the weather.

Jay on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 2:46 PM

And I'm still in.

joe on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 3:52 PM

Jay
Joe
Cuban
Douglas
Phil
Osheas guy
Phil's 4 coworkers

That is 10

I think we can get at least 10 more.

Phil on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 4:03 PM

Add Jerome to the list too, making it a total of 11. We are working on more coworkers.

joe on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 4:07 PM

I just emailed Scroggin

Phil on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 4:09 PM

A guy I play hockey with might be up for it too.

douglas on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 4:13 PM

scrog's out of town this weekend

joe on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 4:16 PM

He is at the lake

Phil on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 4:21 PM

We may have two more work people, including Keith the Scottsman.

joe on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 5:16 PM

Got something in the mail saying Insight is adding several new HD channels to include TBS and NFL Network.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 6:12 PM

The Scottsman realizes it is American football and not soccer right?

Brent on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 6:13 PM

Worm, every once in awhile, you come through with a good one.

adrian on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 7:56 PM

how the fuck can a highschool football team score 72 fucking points in the first quarter?

adrian on Thursday, November 01, 2007 at 7:56 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/high...mp;lid=tab5pos1

adrian on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 5:27 AM

Haven't been to bed yet. It is going to be a long day!

joe on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 7:50 AM

Up all night playing flog the dolphin?

Jay on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 8:20 AM

I could see how you could get addicted that.

joe on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 9:25 AM

Did I quote Andrew Hardin?

douglas on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 9:47 AM

the only reason you should still be up at 5:30 in the morning is if there's some random hot chick flogging your dolphin for you

joe on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 10:33 AM

Anyone riding today? Chris is on call so he is't riding but it is the last weekday of the year that we will have daylight since the time changes this weekend. We ran into Wade on the trails yesterday.

joe on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 10:35 AM

Lets make the question broader, anyone doing anything this weekend besides playing football at noon on Sunday?

Bigworm on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 10:43 AM

I can ride this weekend, yesterday was my mother's bday and we are celebrating it tonight. Tomorrow would be perfect though.

Jay on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 10:54 AM

Actually, you quoted Brock, I quoted andrew hardin. I'm glad someone at least halfway got my joke.

joe on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 11:00 AM

Chris is able to ride tomorrow also.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 11:16 AM

Riding tomorrow sounds good. Do we want to try something besides Seneca/Cherrokee like Waverly or Otter Creek? Or since it's still a little slick, stick to trails we know well? We could switch football to Saturday since UL and UK aren't playing, and so I can play (on call Sunday too).

Bigworm on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 12:35 PM

I prefer to ride Seneca/Cherokee for the slick factor.

Jay on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 12:36 PM

Damnit Chris, we had everything figured out. Yeah, I can do Saturday, if need be. Although Sunday is preferable.

joe on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 12:40 PM

I'm thinking football is staying as Sunday for at least this week

douglas on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 1:26 PM

i'm fine for saturday, it might actually be easier for me, but it's whatever, as long as there's enuf people to play

douglas on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 1:48 PM

guys, keep your fingers crossed, but i'm working on getting the greatest flag football quarterback of all time to show up this weekend.

"everybody go long!"

douglas on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 2:05 PM

and he's in!!!!!!!

joe on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 2:12 PM

What is he in town for from Oklahoma, does he miss intern?

Phil on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 2:14 PM

we might just have a proper crew out there. I think we might be at 7-8 work people too.

douglas on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 2:23 PM

he's in oklahoma this week, so he's just swinging by here on his way home for the weekend. he wanted to play golf, told him we were playing football, and now we get to bask in the glory that is b-mac's throwing accuracy

Bigworm on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 2:36 PM

He's no Fabulous Philco, #16 in your programs, #1 in your heart.

Jay on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 2:50 PM

Bmac loves the shotgun.

Bigworm on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 3:16 PM

This is funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=393296

Bigworm on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 3:23 PM

Joe - Do you think you can hang part deux?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=393251

douglas on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 3:45 PM

this is one of the funniest things i've ever read, marriage advice for Muslim men:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307680,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 4:26 PM

What time do you guys want to ride tomorrow?

Phil on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 4:38 PM

Totinos frozen pizza recall:
http://www.fsis.usda.gov/News_&...lease/index.asp

I heart those little "10.2-ounce packages of 'Totino's The Original Crisp Crust Party Pizza Pepperoni.'" pizzas.

Barry on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 5:55 PM

finished with my written exams. orals are next friday.

joe on Friday, November 02, 2007 at 7:56 PM

Use all the vaseline?

On a seperate note not about vaseline, road trip to Baton Rouge, I got Veteran's Day off. Anyone in?

joe on Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 9:18 AM

I'm down for riding anytime today. I think the earlier the better. I have no clue what Chris' schedule is. I think he was off call as early as 7 this morning.

joe on Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 10:56 AM

Worst teammate ever:

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?s...&id=5738266

joe on Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 11:10 AM

The Dream Team, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Softball team and the 1990 UNLV running rebels all in one list

http://www.joesportsfan.com/column.php?storyid=859

Brock on Saturday, November 03, 2007 at 7:55 PM

GO BEARCATS!

Cincinnati plays Bellarmine tonight in basketball.

Michelle and I have been dating for 7 years. WOW!

Dave on Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 5:52 PM

I went and watched the UofK game last night. Seattle had a guy on their Roster named Austen Powers. When the overhead guy announced him to come into the game, the entire 20,000+ crowd began laughing. Poor guy. People were screaming, "Yeah Baby Yeah!"

Jay on Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 8:02 PM

I would like to congratulate Natty Sci football on our stellar win today. For the record, I'm the only member of Natty Sci that's got a sack.

adrian on Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 8:48 PM

Are you referring to sacking the quarterback or a sack between your legs?

Anyways, i bought Ninja Gaiden for PS3 and it is pretty cool. I can't wait for Assasins Creed, HAZE and Final Fantasy 13 for it.

Jay on Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 9:40 PM

Nice of you to call out my double entendre, Adrian

Jay on Sunday, November 04, 2007 at 9:41 PM

The only reason I would ever get a PS3 is for FFXIII

joe on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 8:41 AM

Would have been way cooler if you could have joined us Adrian. I'm sure you had way better things to be doing. You still trying to beat "Flog the Dolphin"?

douglas on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 9:00 AM

i'm sore

Bigworm on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 9:21 AM

I basicallyl just shitted all weekend.

joe on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 9:32 AM

My legs are a little sore. I can't handle lateral movements and stopping and going. I need to stick with my straight line running and biking.

Jay on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 9:57 AM

I'm sore today. Are you alright Wes? Hey Phil-how is the dude that broke/hurt his finger?

joe on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:05 AM

So yesterday I met my buddy Paul's 8 month old son. He is a little fat kid. They mde me hold him and play with him. Wes, correct me if I'm wrong but parents don't like it when you walk up with their kid tucked under your arm and say he drooled on me and he smells bad, what am I supposed to do with this thing I don't want him anymore.

Bigworm on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:25 AM

Yeah I am at work today, the weird thing is I don't really feel bad just had the runs all weekend.

Bigworm on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:26 AM

I would find that to be funny actually, but that is just me. That is the big advantage to the kid not being yours, you get to give it back and not have to change him.

Phil on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:06 AM

Cory, the finger guy, didn't bother going to the doctor. He went and got some wings instead. But he says it is just sore.

Jay on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:34 AM

Was Paul's wife preggers when they got married? Because it doesn't seem like that long ago.

Barry on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 11:49 AM

my understanding Jay is no she was not "with child" during the wedding, but they timed it really close.

douglas on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 12:09 PM

i can't wait for joe to knock a girl up. my dream is for joe and bmac to have kids at the same time and then have playdates or something. i can't think of anything funnier in the entire world than the two of them babysitting together. i'd follow them around with a camera and sell it as a reality show

joe on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 12:38 PM

They were married June 10, 2006 and had the kid March 19, 2007. The kid was basically 3 months old at there 1 year anniversary.

I'm going to approach this in a series of random thoughts:

For me to knock up a chick would involve me not passing out first. Oooo burn.

Why would I want to waste my money on child support payments when I can spend it on trips to NY and Boston for baseball games, big screen tvs and bikes?

For the record, on a serious note, I think I would be a very responsible parent. I have quite a bit of exposure to little ones, my family is a small army. Just because I act retarded doesn't mean I am retarded.

Come on, if Truman, Wes, B-Mac's brother, Douglas, Shannon and Paul can do it it can't be that hard.

One more thing, some people like to refer to it as parenting, not babysitting.

douglas on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 12:46 PM

haha, on a serious note, that's my line fucker

Bigworm on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 1:12 PM

Trust me, when it is your own kid, you can do anything.

Jay on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 1:28 PM

I believe in you. GO JOE!

joe on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 1:34 PM

But why would I want one of those lil' bastards anyways, they smell bad and drool all over the place. I like being the smelly one that drools on themself.

Bigworm on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 2:24 PM

Kids aren't for everybody that is for sure.

douglas on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 3:09 PM

u know what else they do, they get sick and throw up all over their moms, kinda like kaelyn did this morning. kinda makes you want to go spread your seed right away doesn't it

Jay on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 3:20 PM

Believe it or not, Douglas, some guys actually get along with the woman whom they seeded. I mean, not my dad, but some guys are bound to.

Bigworm on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 3:21 PM

Or they piss on you when you change their diaper.

douglas on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 3:43 PM

i get along wonderfully with shannon as a matter of fact, my babymama jokes are more just trying to get a laugh

Jay on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 3:49 PM

I know. I was talking more about my dad, really.

adrian on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 4:16 PM

I started Jury Duty today. It was pretty boring all day.

Bigworm on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 4:43 PM

Is Shannon coming to GBITT III?

Bigworm on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 5:33 PM

I am tempted to get a second life account and try to fight Dwight.

Bigworm on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 5:33 PM

shit i mean find Dwight.

joe on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 5:35 PM

Nice "Office" reference. I found the below paragraph interesting. The link it came from with the drunken thumbs up made it so much better.

"The other thing that there’s nothing wrong with is laughing at yourself the day after you were a fucking disaster by posting shit to whatever social site you’re on, because taking yourself so seriously makes me hate you and being drunk is enough of an excuse for anything stupid you do."

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/in...ook-of-the-day/

joe on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 5:46 PM

Fat Topanga and Skinny Topanga:

http://barstoolsports.com/randomtho...ga_reads_stool/

joe on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 5:49 PM

The ingenuity of a UK fan making fun of Tebow (and big boobs):

http://barstoolsports.com/randomtho...rate_that_sign/

joe on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 6:56 PM

are we playing football this weekend?

Jay on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 7:33 PM

For the record, Skinny Topanga is hot. I'll play. I'll just need to lay in an ice bath for a couple of days.

Brent on Monday, November 05, 2007 at 10:00 PM

The All White Trash Team

http://therealests.blogspot.com/200...trash-team.html

douglas on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 8:53 AM

big ups for Patrick Sparks making the team!

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 9:00 AM

Just out of curiousity, how many people here are voting today?

Jay on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 9:01 AM

I voted this morning.

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 9:19 AM

I figured I might as well vote since they give me an hour and a half off to vote.

Phil on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 9:23 AM

A quick announcement: I won't be at trivia tonight. Laura e-mailed me yesterday and said she won't be there either because she's in baltimore this week.

It may be the Marc and Brent show.

jen on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 9:27 AM

I'm going to vote later on.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 9:42 AM

I voted.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 9:43 AM

If you don't vote you lose your right to bitch.

jen on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 9:46 AM

That doesn't seem to stop most people.

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:00 AM

It was so much easier to vote this year since I only had to make decisions on about 6 things. I hate when the ballot is front and back and I have never heard of any of them. It is nice seeing the guy who taught me how to break in a baseball glove on the ballot.

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:03 AM

I couldn't help but chuckle when I saw Stan Lee was running against Jack Conway for Atty. General. You think he will get any votes just because his name is Stan Lee?

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:07 AM

At what point do you think the thief shit his pants?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=395366

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:23 AM

Can someone find some flaws in these statements some of my coworkers made?

I made the comment "I heard the library tax was going to average out to about $20 per $10,000 you make."

One coworker replied "really I heard $2 for every $1,000 you make."

Another coworker said "where they get you is it is per person not household"

Aren't there some properties of mathematics that make all of these statements the same or am I just missing some political tax law thing?

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:25 AM

Okay, I think I am going to buy an Xbox 360 for Halo 3 and Assassin's Creed.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:26 AM

Ignorance is bliss, that is all I will say.

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:36 AM

Big Bang Theory had some good Halo 3 action last night

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:44 AM

I have never watched that show, is it any good?

I do watch Chuck, which is excellent.

Jay on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:51 AM

"Hey, Sheldon, you forgot something else"
"What?"
"This plama grenade!"

Yeah, I voted for Stan Lee, just because of his name. I know that is irresponsible, but damn it, I had too.

Marc, I got some good feedback on Forgiveness last night. We really need to start getting together more. And I'm not sure how much you read the Sci, so I might just be talking to myself here.

Jay on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 10:52 AM

And I know I haven't talked about Heroes much this season, because frankly, it has been lackluster. However, I thought last night's episode kicked ass. It was a return to form. Hopefully they have gotten over their slump. Too bad they only have a few more episodes before the writer's strike gets to them.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 11:12 AM

It's okay Xota, I agree with you on Heroes. I haven't watched last nights episode yet, but I will catch up on it tonight.

Phil on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 11:27 AM

The story is great, the comments are even better:
http://deadspin.com/sports/athletes...neil-319403.php

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 11:38 AM

Taken from the comments section:

Little Mexico sees your "girls under the legal drinking age" and raises you "girls who can't get into PG-13 movies."

Jerome on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 12:57 PM

Matt Williams took HGH?!?!? If Howard Johnson and Atlee Hammaker get named too I think it'll break my heart.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=3096834

Brent on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 1:01 PM

Is there any way someone can get a bigger table for trivia today. Three extra people from work are going to show up and surprisingly 2 are girls.

Also, is anyone else besides Douglas and I that is sore as hell from football. Im walking around like C-3PO.

Phil on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 1:17 PM

Hey Brent, it's been Laura or me that have been getting the table early and neither of us will be there tonight. Give marc a holla if you can't make it yourself to make sure the table is procured.

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 1:57 PM

I have no clue where it came from but I woke up this morning with a huge bruise on the inside of my knee and I think I pulled something in my calf. I'm assuming both are from football.

douglas on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 2:31 PM

I'm still sore as hell, yes. Even my fucking toes hurt, my goddamn toes. And if anybody voted yes for the library tax i'm kicking your ass. Fucking Jerry trying to sneak that shit by, fucking bastard. Joe would make a way better mayor

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 2:38 PM

Its nice the way it was worded on the ballot. They made it sound all fluffy and good for the children and if you voted no they were going to kick a puppy.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 2:58 PM

I don't think there are enough library champions so you know I voted for it.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 3:48 PM

SEC vs. PAC-10 Debate.


http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...mp;sportCat=ncf

douglas on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 at 4:57 PM

i hope you're joking wes, i'm about to leave work and go vote before they close so i reserve the right to bitch. i actually heard on the radio today though that there are a team of lawyers set to spring into action if the ballot comes back 'yes' b/c of the false advertising and marketing campaign they've done

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 9:50 AM

This is how I see it, there are x dollars in the budget. What are they going to cut out of the budget in order to fund the libraries? I have no clue to be honest with you.

So instead of looking at the damn budget again (atleast Fletcher passed a budget for the state) while wasting additional tax payers money so these ass clowns can twiddle their thumbs, disagree, and seek blowjobs in the bathroom stalls from other closet fags I just decided I'd rather give them about $250 a year.

Phil on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 10:10 AM

I'm fine giving a couple hundred bucks to the library too.

Phil on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 10:12 AM

Btw, some people have expressed interest in doing the next hockey session. They were drunk, but whatever. It really is a blast getting out there and playing. It's $550, but that includes equipment. Once you subtract the cost it is about $10 for two hours of skating which is well worth it.

Phil on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 10:13 AM

oh, here's the link to the Never Ever league info. It starts in January on Monday nights. I'll be doing it again.
http://lahpa.com/page14/page0/page0.html

Jay on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 10:17 AM

Hey, Phil, would it be possible to commission Cat to draw up a bad ass logo and/or album art for Just Like Joe? That would be awesome.

Brent on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 10:17 AM

So Marc, didn't show up to trivia either. He was busy getting out the vote for the library tax. We came in third.

I voted for the library tax too, but now with Beshear we can legalize gambling and bring in about 1 billion/year in tax revenue and the casino will be smoke free...woo hoo!

joe on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 10:42 AM

I'm going to start my own casino...with hookers and black jack

douglas on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 10:44 AM

joe for mayor!

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 11:18 AM

In case anyone cares, Michigan State and Ohio State have both lost exhibition games.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 11:26 AM

Ninja Parade!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=396075

joe on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 11:29 AM

and alabama lost, i think to the canadian team UL beat.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 11:36 AM

Alabama is going to be hurting with Ronald Steele hurt (again)

Phil on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 12:08 PM

My favorite part of the ninja parade video is that whichever moron posted it was making fun of the people in video for being so stupid that they thought they were really at a ninja parade. Seriously, the thing is ripped straight from The Onion including the opening. You might be borderline retarded if you couldn't figure out the Ninja video was satire.

joe on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 1:02 PM

Old chick at work told me I need to watch the movie "Better Off Dead". Is it worth watching, is it worth renting, is it worth the 10 bucks to buy it?

Phil on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 1:21 PM

worth the 10 bucks to buy.

Brent on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 1:35 PM

Definitely worth the ten bucks...Phil, where's my two dollars!

Marc on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 2:17 PM

Ninja parade has been taken off the website. I didn't get to see it. but this video almost made me shit myself, because it is so funny to funny
http://www.break.com/index/crazy_fi...ness_chick.html

Phil on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 2:37 PM

here's the original ninja parade
http://www.theonion.com/content/vid...m_source=digg_1

douglas on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 5:09 PM

if you haven't heard yet, the blind kid from UL's marching band has been selected to get a Home Makeover from the show, they did the announcement this morning and are starting construction tomorrow

Jay on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 5:10 PM

That's cool, man.

joe on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 5:27 PM

phil, week 12 – 12/16 5:15pm 2nd Blue-White Cup Game. is this going to be worth showing up to to laugh at you?

douglas on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 5:38 PM

a girl i work with, mel gibson's chick, is volunteering sun. night, she got her parking pass and shit today

Phil on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 9:55 PM

Ah yes, the blue/white game is our "championship." Everyone is invited. The bar will be open and there will also be food. It should be pretty insane.

I got moved to center this week so when I'm out there I'm all over the place. It's a damn disaster. I put my head face first into the boards while falling down on Monday. My back still hurts from being pretzeled.

Dave on Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 11:15 PM

I thought it was funny when Joe tried to drop some Aqua Dots in some girl's drink. Kids toy when swallowed = date rape drug.


http://abc.net.au/news/stories/2007...ection=business

Phil on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 8:37 AM

A crazy homeless guy got into an argument with himself in front of the mirrored windows in front of our office. He was out there for 20 minutes debating with himself.

He had bright red overalls on along with these plastic rings on every finger. They best piece of flair may have been the VISA he was wearing around his neck. It looked to be a PNC card.

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 8:46 AM

C-A-T-S cats cats cats

douglas on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 9:07 AM

gardner webb is our appalachian st.

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 9:54 AM

Fire Gillespie and bring back Tubby.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 9:56 AM

I didn't want to get rid of OTS in the first place, but Jesus Christ now I know why he left......WE ARE SHITTY.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 10:39 AM

Today pretty much sucks, but this makes me feel better.

http://www.break.com/index/woman-st...-in-trench.html

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 10:49 AM

This week is Veteran's Appreciation Week and today people at work were allowed to wear their military uniforms or come dressed patriotic so I asked if I was allowed to be a "No Limit Soldier" at work today, but they wouldn't let me.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 10:50 AM

What about a "no limit soldier" tipping a stripper wearing an American Flag bikini? That is patriotic.

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 11:22 AM

It is only patriotic if the stripper is doing it to pay her way through medical school

Phil on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 11:42 AM

You should go as Charlie in the Always Sunny Episode where he's in the wheelchair.

"Viet-goddamn-nam is what happend! Go get me a beer, bitch!"

Jay on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 12:15 PM

IGN interview with Tim Kring where he owns up to the fact that he botched the beginning of this season of Heroes. This admission, along with the fact that this weeks episode kicked f***ing ass, I'm am hopeful, even if there are only 4 episodes left this season.

http://tv.ign.com/articles/833/833343p1.html

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 12:20 PM

Hey Douglas, there were some arrests today at Waggener. It had something to do with a death threat and a pellet gun.

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 12:27 PM

Conan stalked by priest:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007...in3471767.shtml

douglas on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 12:59 PM

yes joe, i heard, my heart is filled with pride for my alma mater:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ZONE02/71108016

Bigworm on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 2:01 PM

That thing couldn't even break the skin.

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 2:14 PM

Is there anything wrong with saying to 7 POWs that you are "glad they are alive and kicking"? I'm not sure of the exact situation it was used in, but there were a group of POWs in the office telling their story and someone in the office said that at some point and some people are upset about it.

douglas on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 2:18 PM

were the POWs offended or some pussies in the office that were offended? i'm sure it would take more than that to offend POWs

Bigworm on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 2:26 PM

Are the POW's missing legs in wheelchairs? That might upset them if so.

Phil on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 2:42 PM

New Guinness ad
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai.../nadvert108.xml

Bigworm on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 2:54 PM

That might be the largest Rube Goldberg ever.

Phil on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 3:24 PM

We have a b-mac level of debate going on.

Our intern is asking people if you had to give up one thing for the rest of your life, would you rather give up cheese...or blow jobs.

Jay on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 3:35 PM

Wow, Phil...I...I...I don't know guys!

douglas on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 4:10 PM

drunk chicks, check out the pictures:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,309505,00.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 4:48 PM

The new Natty Sci mascot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=396878

Bigworm on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 5:08 PM

Under the WTF? tab with the Famous Quotes, there are a lot of porn related things on there.

http://www.nattysci.com/wiki/defaul...ci.FamousQuotes

Bigworm on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 5:31 PM

Man, talking about cock blocking you.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=396921

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 5:38 PM

best mom ever:

http://www.barstoolsports.com/rando...r_son_stripper/

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 5:44 PM

http://drunkathlete.com/2007/10/02/...ast-champs.aspx

good pics of your beantowners

Jay on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 7:23 PM

Wes-I love reading those old quotes.

Jay on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 11:23 PM

Holy crap. UofL just tied the game. Even if they lose tonight, they still played a pretty good game. Well played, UofL.

Jay on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 11:27 PM

Crap!

Jay on Thursday, November 08, 2007 at 11:36 PM

You know what? UofL only lost by a touchdown to a top ten team. I can live with that.

joe on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 7:59 AM

remember when UL was a top ten team?

joe on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 8:46 AM

I've been at work for an hour and I already have a nice hit list of people that have seriously pissed me off. It's a great day for me to whoop somebody's ass.

Jerome on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 9:01 AM

Joe ... pellet guns are on sale at Target over on Hubbards Lane.

douglas on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:08 AM

just don't stash them in a ghetto bitch's backpack

Jay on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:28 AM

Is everything okay, Joe?

Bigworm on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 11:15 AM

I watched the UofL-WV game last night and UofL was on the verge of getting ran right out when the score was 31-14, but I give them credit they didn't give up. Notice I didn't say they played well and here is why. Prior to WV last drive, on the previous 6 drives, they punted 3 times and fumbled 3 times. At this point, it was a 3 score game and I felt that UofL could have had this game but didn't do enough in those 6 drives to pull it out. Even after UofL tied it up, I never had a feeling that they could pull it out. Kudos to them for not quitting, and I commend them for playing hard (like they always do in rivalry games) but at the same time they showed me absolutely nothing. I figured this is where they could do something, especially since they were off last week, to get there season back on track or does UofL count this as a "moral victory"? Is there even such thing as a "moral victory"?

In my opinion, a "moral victory" is like a "silent verbal". It sounds nice but doesn't mean jack shit.

What do others think?

Bigworm on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 11:21 AM

Mormons owned by a Christian.

http://www.break.com/index/christia...ns-mormons.html

joe on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 11:54 AM

Everything has simmered down now.

Just had a panel discussion with 4 Iraq war veterans. Wow, perspective of the war. This is crazy. All I can say is wow listening to the 4 of them.

Jay on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 12:43 PM

Wes-You are right about UofL. However, I think the most important thing to think about is that win or lose, these are just college kids playing a game. I want them to win, and I want them to play well. Last night they actually looked like they cared, which is a big reversal from the beginning of the season. So say the lose their next two games (which may or may not happen, we have to wait and see), so what? I still had fun watching them play. I think we just need to not lose sight of that. And I'm applying this to every single college team that plays any sport.

Brent on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:12 PM

That was the worst clock management I have seen by Brohm.

stew on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:12 PM

U of L's biggest problem is coaching. All the creativity of the Petrino-era offense is gone. Either that or alot of teams are adopting the video tape the practice method made popular by the Patriots. Also, you'd think that after 3 years, George Stripling might have learned to secure the ball before running with it. Just a thought.
Wes, I really liked your "moral victory" comment

Brent on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:15 PM

I don't buy the coaching comment, these aren't any of his players he recruited.

stew on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:20 PM

Brent, you're right, these aren't any of the players he recruited-they're better. I don't see too many Tulsa alums making names for themselves like Kerry Rhodes, Elvis Dumervil, and Amobe Okoye. I expected things to be a little rough this year, but losing to Syracuse and Utah? I'm not looking forward to USF and Rutgers.

joe on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:37 PM

The RB by committee that petrino used was a little more affective then Coach K's. Petrino would run you, your tired bring in fresh legs. Kragthorpe will play you 1 game not run you for 3 weeks then bring you back in. For the record, on 3rd and short give the ball to your big boys Bolen or allen to move the pile or let brohm keep it rather then having your speedy stripling try to go up the middle. That is common sense. Any person that ever wtached a UL game knows stripling is an outside runner or a back in the shotgun that goes up the middle on a draw after the play develops and the fear of a pass is there.

stew on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:41 PM

On an unrelated note, about the war. I was reading some articles about an engagement in Al Anbar that we were involved in and some of the msg board comments attached to them which I found fairy amusing. Here's a link. I was unaware that it made several papers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle...f_Donkey_Island

Brent on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:43 PM

You forgot to mention all the other high profile recruits like the entire defensive secondary.

Phil on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:54 PM

Hey Stew, you in town yet? Good to hear from ya man! I was planning on making DVDs of all the games and shipping them out to you, but I think the only thing that could make this season worse is having to watch them in Iraq...

Phil on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 1:57 PM

The announcers did have a good point about Petrino not recruiting safeties and corners. Most of the secondary and even some of the linebackers are ex WRs and quarterbacks. Petrino was having success with the defensive players that John L recruited...

stew on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 2:02 PM

Phil, yes I am actually back in town. And yes, it would've sucked to watch the games in Iraq. I took quite alot of shit when UK beat us. You wouldn't believe all the hateful text message I was receiving from all over the country during the first half last night! You make a good point about the defensive guys that John L brought in...maybe we could bring him back in some minor capacity (so he could at least get some good recruits). I do think that Latarrius Thomas and Brandon Heath will make a nasty pair of safeties in the next couple of seasons.

stew on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 2:26 PM

Oh, and I think it's worth pointing out that Lil Wayne is in town tonight at Louisville Gardens. Weezy baby!

Bigworm on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 2:31 PM

The problem with the running game isn't the running backs, it is the offensive line. If you don't get an offensive line surge you can't run the ball. Petrino's running attack had a nice offensive line surge and a big ass running back in Bush running behind that line.

Jay on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 2:35 PM

Stew! Good to hear from you man. I'll be in town this weekend, so hopefully I'll get to see you.

jen on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 2:37 PM

STEWIE!!! Welcome home.

Phil on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 2:53 PM

Hey Stew, I may be heading up to Iceland to watch the U of L hockey team tonight if you are interested in doing that. I'll call you later. You still have your 760 number?

stew on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 3:16 PM

Yes I do. And I don't have anything else to do but sit around and watch old episodes of Entourage.

Bigworm on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 3:23 PM

Wisconsin's basketball coach Bo Ryan doing the Soulja Boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TajSyEm-Qg

Jay on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 3:25 PM

Phil, when I first read your post, I swear I thought you meant the country of Iceland. I then realized you meant the Lyndon area ice skating rink. I'm an idiot.

Phil on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 3:38 PM

That video is even funnier if you know what "superman dat hoe" means

Brock on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 3:59 PM

So if Vandy beat South Carolina and South Carolina beat Kentucky, does that mean all these drunken UK fans down here will be disappointed tomorrow?

joe on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 4:21 PM

So anybody doing anything this weekend? I have an extended Veteran's Day weekend. I down for anything. It looks like Chris and I are riding tomorrow after 2:30ish at Seneca Cherokee. Sunday we want to go to Waverly or Otter Creek or something.

One Iraqi war veteran today said he was reprimanded at work for sending out an email before Memorial Day after he got back from Iraq saying "while your drinking your beers this weekend don't forget your veterans." His boss said if was a political email so he ripped his boss a new one and quit. I thought that was awesome.

But since it is memorial day weekend, "while your drinking your beers this weekend don't forget your veterans."

douglas on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 4:35 PM

or veterans' day weekend, but whatever, same thing

Bigworm on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 5:05 PM

Brock - believe me we are disappointed at the USC loss and we wished we had Little for the UF game.

Bigworm on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 5:06 PM

Joe - I might join you and Chris riding tomorrow, providing I don't have the shits again.

joe on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 5:14 PM

I was thinking one thing and writing another thing. You all got my point.

joe on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 5:19 PM

Did anyone hear about Vikings receiver Troy Williamson being docked 1 game pay for missing last weekend to attend his grandma's funeral who raised him. That was the same penalty Fred Smoot got for the sex boat incident. Go Vikings! Your grandma sucks!

Barry on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 6:00 PM

i passed

Brock on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 6:42 PM

Strong work Barry! Its all downhill from here. And in downhill, I mean less work and even less pay... but you'll still have to put in 100 hours a week.

I'm gonna stab my boss...

ROAR!

joe on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 7:52 PM

Congrats Barry.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 09, 2007 at 10:23 PM

I know this goes back a couple of days, but Wes, Jay, thanks for bringing up the WTF? link. I hadn't looked at it in a while,and it gave me a pretty good laugh...we're fucking retarded.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 7:24 AM

Strong work, Barry. So when do you become a full fledged doctor? I'm off to take and bomb my in-training exam now. It's a good thing I can't exactly fail it.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 8:53 AM

Wow, the ASC might be the most feared conference in America. First GW beats UK by 16, now Belmont beats UC by 11.

joe on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 9:56 AM

So Genny's diner no longer sells alcohol, what the fuck? Cuban and I went there last night and they don't even sell beer.

joe on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 10:10 AM

Phil, that drunk dial from amela was interesting. I think she was speaking in tongues on my answering machine. Do we need to perform an exorcism? The power of Christ compels you.

Brock on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 11:07 AM

Holy crap! I'm glad I didn't check the UC score last night. Can we still get Huggins back?

douglas on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 11:18 AM

UL player spitting in Pat White's face, top right corner of the video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DxuhMvmPftM

stew on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 4:18 PM

An outstanding piece of writing:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/bes.../416197979.html

Bigworm on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 9:45 PM

Another Atlantic Sun Conference victory.

Mercer 96 Southern California 91

OJ Mayo had 32

Bigworm on Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 9:46 PM

My bad 96 to 81 was the score.

joe on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 9:31 AM

I think there is a massive points shaving scandal going on

Jay on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 8:18 PM

Hey, I'm off tomorrow too. Stew, I got your number from phil, I'd like to do something if you don't have anything going on.

joe on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 8:34 PM

The government is a great thing

Jerome on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 9:20 PM

After mass today, the priest told me that I need to pick up Call of Duty 4 because of the vivid detail in the graphics. I wonder if he meant the detail in the game play itself or the realism of the battles. Either way, being Catholic is awesome.

Phil on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 11:33 AM

I think there is something slightly off about an agency set up to help the veterans that doesn't work on veterans day. I'd like to think that the voice mail system is currently set to something like "We'd love to help you get you medical care today, but we are at home watching the price is right to pay tribute to your sacrifice and service. k thnx bye!"

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 11:55 AM

The medical care stuff all goes through the hospital which is open. My office is just compensation and pension for disabilities. And what about the 100+ veteran's that work in our office? Is it going to be just the non-veterans that have to work today. I don't think our union would go for that. Anyways, I'm not watching TPIR I'm watching Hoosiers while looking at cold weather trainers for my bike. What is bad is that GE is closed today so Joanna is off. And Jay can't test the water samples because it is Veteran's Day. I think I have the most justified excuse to be off today.

adrian on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 12:33 PM

I just bought my 47" 1080P LCD Flat Panel yesterday. I can't wait to hook my PS3 up to it.

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 12:34 PM

47? what are you some kind of pussy?

adrian on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 12:44 PM

The 52's flat panels were 1200 - 2000 dollars more than the 47

adrian on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 12:50 PM

Michael Beasley scored 32 points 24 rebounds in his first game. He scored 30 points and 14 rebounds in his second game. Why coudn't he have went to UK?

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 12:54 PM

What did OJ Mayo go for USC's loss, 32?

adrian on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 1:02 PM

Yeah, it was something like that. Another great freshman to watch this year is Derrick Rose of Memphis.

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 1:03 PM

and Kevin Love I believe his name is from UCLA

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 1:15 PM

Does it really take 2 minutes to realize your getting a handjob?

http://www.barstoolsports.com/rando...mom_gives_year/

stew on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 1:40 PM

First, Jay and Phil, sorry I missed you guys last night. I felt like crap and fell asleep on the couch only to wake up at 5:30 am and see that you called. I'm still around til next tuesday though and I'm taking some meds so hopefully I'll feel better.
Secondly, a question. Publicly U of L says Mario Urrutia has not played much because of "turf toe". I think this is true because he doesn't seem to have his normal speed when running his routes. However, somebody told me that the NCAA was/is investigating him for possible point-shaving activity. I don't want to jump to conclusions or believe this, but I do believe that it's possible.

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 2:02 PM

I could see it. That would explain why he sucks and can't catch a football. It's sad that they pull him on 3rd downs this season. Says a lot about their confidence in him.

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 2:04 PM

The C-J is talking about it:

http://forums.courier-journal.com/v...a200c350f9cec6c

Bigworm on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 2:05 PM

That sucks. Myron Pryor had turf toe (DL for UK) this year and probably still has it now. Turf toe is one of those nagging injuries that just plagues you once you have it.

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 2:07 PM

Or it could be like that episode of King of the Hill and he actually has gout

Jay on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 2:14 PM

Or he could have foot herpes.

Phil on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 2:27 PM

the point shaving stuff was brought up on the message board about a month ago. It was quickly discredited. The problem was that it got out of control and turned slanderous so they had to delete it for liability concern. So that only helped spread the rumors. I don't think there is any reason to believe that. If U of L thought he was point shaving they would have never put him in the game, third down or not.

Stew, my buddy Amey called and said her and her sister were going out drinking so I was going to see if you wanted to head out. I ended up falling asleep watching Dexter anyways.

Dave on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 3:48 PM

Does anybody know of any place that has Wii's in stock? Or is it a pretty much lost cause trying to get one before Christmas?

Barry on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 4:06 PM

point shaving...remember the drop against MTSU? More than likely his vagina hurts and he's afraid to go over the middle. But point shaving sounds more interesting so people make up rumors to try to explain why he can't catch the ball this year.

Barry on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 4:07 PM

yes marion i just said your vagina hurts. if that pisses you off prove me wrong and take a shot over the middle and hold onto the ball.

Barry on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 4:08 PM

mario not marion

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 4:34 PM

he doesn't even deserve to be called by his real name

douglas on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 4:35 PM

he'll forever be known from this day forth as...vagina hands

stew on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 4:46 PM

Wow. I didn't realize the pandora's box I opened with the Urrutia thing. Anyways, one of my buddies just called me and told me he met Champ Kind (sportscaster from Anchorman) and he got some pictures and sang "Afternoon Delight" with him in the bar. I think it was a defining experience in his life.

joe on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 4:48 PM

Mike Golic admitted to using steroids while in the NFL. One person joked, "he got them from his brother who confiscated them from AC Slater."


Courtesy of:
http://deadspin.com/sports/mike-golic/-320357.php

douglas on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 8:19 PM

the wire's last season starts Jan. 6, it's only going to be 10 episodes long:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/...ntv.thewire.ap/

Brent on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 8:23 PM

Sweet, last year, I was able to get all the episodes before they even aired on HBO. I hope somebody leaks this season as well.

jen on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 8:51 AM

Dave... late post, but I think Target and Toys R Us are getting some Wiis in today.

Phil on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 9:16 AM

Reall good article on kickers in the New York Times from Michael Lewis. It's a long one so print it out for poop time reading
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/28/s...amp;oref=slogin

Michael Lewis is the dude who wrote "The Blind Side"

Phil on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 9:45 AM

Half man / half tree guy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...12/wtree112.xml

joe on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 9:53 AM

Big Bang Theory last night was hilarious.

Also, who loves boobies, Charlie Waffles loves boobies. 2 and a half men was pretty good too.

Phil on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 9:57 AM

The Halo episode is still the best one.

Phil on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 10:02 AM

Cool time lapse video from the packers game
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=684920

Phil on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 10:53 AM

So, is anyone going to play hockey next session with me and Amela for the never ever? I might even be able to help you out on the equipment so you only have to pay $250 for the league. It really is a fucking blast and a great work out. They are going back to basics so it won't the trial by fire disaster that I'm involved in right now.

Phil on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 3:39 PM

The return of Footsteps PhilCo maybe in effect tomorrow night. Our QB won't be at the game and the rest of the guys suck so bad that I may be our best best. Ouch.

Jay on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 3:40 PM

#16 in your programs, #1 in your hearts.

joe on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 4:09 PM

What are the odds we can get together a Thanksgiving weekend football game? Brock you going to be in town to gather up your troops? I definitely think we need to play again.

douglas on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 4:23 PM

i'm definitely in for thanksgiving weekend

douglas on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 4:25 PM

on another note, the US just set a new record, in the number of STD's reported. to all of you that helped contribute to this new record, you should be proud of yourselves, you worked hard and deserve a pat on the ass:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311318,00.html

Jay on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 7:07 PM

You know I'm there.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 7:29 PM

We still have another weekend before Thanksgiving that we could play. Hell, with the way the weather is looking, it would be a great weekend for a mud bowl...possibly tackle.

Phil, did that dude ever get his finger checked out? Just for the record I did tell him to go have it x-rayed.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 7:31 PM

Why is it that fat ass, whiney bitch, 17 y/o get sent to Kosair? She's as fat as an adult, she has adult bones, why not go to an adult hospital? I might be able to get a decent case out of it though.

Brock on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 10:57 PM

I will be back in town Friday night of Thanksgiving. I may be able to get my brothers to play Sunday or something. Keep me posted.

Jerome on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 9:11 AM

I'm surprised Phil didn't mention the best quote from yesterday.

"We're Americans now. We can get fat."

Phil on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 9:14 AM

Someone got shot last night down the street from Wick's
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ONE01/311140026

Good thing I decided to go home and watch Chuck after trivia.

Jay on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 9:26 AM

I like the guy in the comments who blames the police for people getting shot.

douglas on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 9:58 AM

i like the guy who blames the cops for when he spills coffee on himself

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:12 AM

Remember Rekalin Sims for UK. Perhaps it was a good thing that he transferred to Fresno State.

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?s...&id=5757749

Jay on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:20 AM

I just walked out to the lobby and there were like 20 catholic school girls out there. Giggidy!

joe on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:22 AM

Dear Diary...jackpot

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:41 AM

Any Asians?

joe on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:42 AM

How do you make an episode of Family Guy without seth mcfarlane?

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/e...9503773100.html

Jay on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 11:32 AM

None that I saw. I didn't look too closely though.

Marc on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 12:22 PM

So is there a November Stagger Jay?

douglas on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 12:47 PM

Joakim Noah got his ass put in place last week:

Joakim Noah, now of the Chicago Bulls, spoke his mind last week, saying his Bulls didn't play with the same togetherness as his Gators did at Florida. Answered his coach, Scott Skiles, "If I had just played my first game, I'd probably keep my mouth shut."

joe on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 12:55 PM

I know this is a little too premeditated for Natty Sci, but UL plays South Florida Saturday night at 8 on ESPN and I see it as as good of a reason as any to drink.

douglas on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 1:34 PM

i'll be drinking, but it'll be in calvert city with my uncle and cousins in the middle of nowhere

Jay on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 2:10 PM

That does seem like a good reason to drink. Marc-I haven't heard anything. That was Amber's deal. I'll let you know if I do.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 3:20 PM

Okay I find this to be funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=400476

Brent on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 4:51 PM

Joe, I would think after the game seems like a good reason to drink.

Jay on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 7:12 PM

Marc- I've got the studio set up. Now we just have to put something on wax.

joe on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 7:14 PM

I think the way UL is playing I'll be good to drink early in the first quarter.

Marc on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 8:03 PM

Jay, here you go.
http://www.trueswords.com/hiro-naka...rap-p-3132.html

and here
http://www.trueswords.com/xmen-wolv...-claw-p-12.html

Jay on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 8:32 PM

Nice.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 8:32 AM

Sounds like a good reason to drink to me to, but I can find any reason to drink. Drink to celebrate when they win, drink to drown sorrows when they lose, drink before the game to "tailgate," drink the day after to kill the hangover, drink because I don't have to work the next day. Whatever there are all sorts of reasons to drink. Maybe the EtOH will even kill this stupid bug I've got too.

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 8:45 AM

This Is The Point In The Blow Job Where I Have To Be Careful What I Say
http://www.theonion.com/content/opi...int_in_the_blow

Bigworm on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:00 AM

Burket - why not drink while you bike?

http://www.break.com/pictures/prior...ties400672.html

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:24 AM

Duke fans are calling the Notre Dame game their super bowl
http://www.dukesuperbowl.com/

joe on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:25 AM

I actually got one of those indoor trainers yesterday and I told Cuban not to be suprised if he comes home one day and I have a beer holder on my bike and I am riding with my helmet on.

Cuban on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:27 AM

This is kind of ridiculous, Santa's Loves them Hoe's to.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2007111...hristmasoffbeat

Jay on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:43 AM

I've been going through pictures to try and find ones for the Just Like Joe jamroom site (www.musicworld3dbands.com/bands/321 in case you have forgotten). I'm drinking in just about all of them. It kind of makes me feel like an alcoholic. On a related note, Marc (or anyone, really), if you have pictures you would like to see on aforementioned website, email them to me at bigjaymfs@gmail.com

Jay on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:43 AM

I guess I should have made it http://www.musicworld3dbands.com/bands/321

Bigworm on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 11:51 AM

Anyone doing anything for lunch?

joe on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 12:32 PM

I just got back from Quizno's. Scrumdiddlyumcious.

joe on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 12:45 PM

So this chick I work with at lunch was talking about this dance class she is taking tonight. It is a hip hop dance class. She is a Shively girl that owns a cow and chickens coming out to the East End to learn to hip hop dance. Is there something wrong with learning hip hop in the east end? Last week they learned the Souja Boy dance. I refrained from the "superman dat hoe" reference. I'm giving her crap all day now about learning to drop it like its hot, backing that ass up, getting jiggy with it and if she's lucky they might be teaching my go to move. That move will catch on. I'm glad people here like me because if they didn't I would be looked at as a complete ass.

jen on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 12:55 PM

I'm sitting at my desk working for lunch today, but we should all have lunch downtown again soon.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 1:43 PM

Joe - send her this link.

make sure she has her steps right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLGLum5SyKQ

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 1:49 PM

Roger Ebert's review of Beowulf
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainme...owulf15.article

joe on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 1:53 PM

Quote of the day from my coach in response to the CNN special "At war with the VA":

"don't be comin' to us, we just the messengers. Congress made them laws, we just be doin' what they say. Fuck, Bush, he started this god damn war."

Bigworm on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 2:11 PM

3rd tournament for college basketball starting this year.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=3110361

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:13 PM

I just realized that a good veteran's day team name would be "In honor of our Souljas on Veterans Day, I'm gonna superman me some hoes."

I'm not sure anyone would get it.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:17 PM

Spurrier to A&M? What do you guys think?

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:19 PM

The other big rumor is Kragthorpe to SMU...

Bigworm on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:23 PM

And I am guessing Bobby Petrino to Auburn.

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:34 PM

No real Petrino rumors that I've seen. Some morons thinking he'll come back, but that's about it.

joe on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:34 PM

I'm hearing Coach Taylor to TMU rumors.

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:45 PM

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 3:59 PM

Anyone up for some football? Sunday at noon again. It would be work people + my buddy brad's friends. Hopefully we'll have enough for 7 on 7 again.

douglas on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 4:51 PM

i'm out this weekend, unless we play later, i'll be coming back from calvert city

joe on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 5:17 PM

I'll play. Cuban will play. Jay will play. Chris is a question mark. Jerome, don't wuss out this time. I'll email scroggin tomorrow. I'll see if Cuban might get some people. anyone else? Wes, Adrian?

joe on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 5:20 PM

Is there anything bettter in life then getting the finger from Vlade Divac?

http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/200...ngs-have-flava/

joe on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 5:21 PM

Brent is usually down for a game of football

Wing Commander on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 5:45 PM

Live the dream bitches:

http://www.doubleviking.com/delorea...-ad-7025-p.html

joe on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 6:39 PM

I never new this math trick:

http://www.attuworld.com/she_can_do_the_math

she has a nice rack too

Bigworm on Thursday, November 15, 2007 at 10:32 PM

Sorry to hear about Peanut Whitehead.

Defensive end Peanut Whitehead suffered a severe injury and his football career at the University of Louisville is over, announced head coach Steve Kragthorpe.

Whitehead was diagnosed with cogenital cervical spinal stenosis, the same injury that ended Mike Donoughue's career following the Cincinnati game. Whitehead suffered the injury on a tackle early in the 38-31 loss to West Virginia on November 8. After seeing a specialist in Indianapolis, Ind. on Thursday, it was decided that Whitehead's football career was over.

The 6-6, 250-pounder from Birmingham, Ala., played in nine games for the Cardinals this season, recording 25 tackles and two sacks. As a true freshman last season, Whitehead played in all 13 games and recorded 16 tackles and four sacks.

"We extremely disappointed for Peanut that he will never be able to play again," said Kragthorpe. "However, We're thankful that he'll be ok from a physical standpoint. Peanut is a great kid and he will be successful in whatever he chooses to do."

Jerome on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 8:47 AM

How well do you know YOUR tech acronyms and abbreviations?
Here's a bit of a sample of the kinds of acronyms that came up last year:

IEEE
LAN
DVI
GIF
API
DNS
ATM (and no, Douglas, that's not Ass-To-Mouth).

Phil will be running the show at this year's LTAB - Louisville Technology Acronym Bee. He'll be clicking and double clicking and hitting the occasional key.
http://www.famlit.org/site/c.gtJWJd...ym_Bee_LTAB.htm

Jay on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 9:13 AM

The only one I know is Local Area Network.

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 9:19 AM

GIF I'm going as some global interface

Why couldn't you ask RAM, ROM, HTML and some other easy ones

Jay on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 9:28 AM

Happy Birthday to Noah Gray-Cabey, 12.

Phil on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 9:44 AM

Apparently the pilots aren't terribly happy with the iPhone commercial about the plane and the weather.
http://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith...askthepilot254/

Funny story from the article:
"On one of the frequent-flier blogs, an airline pilot writes that only moments after informing his passengers of a weather-related ground hold affecting their flight to Memphis, Tenn., he and his captain received a call from one of the flight attendants. Seems an iPhone-wielding customer in the back had a challenge. "Some guy with an iPhone says the weather is good," the flight attendant says, "and wants to know what the real reason is for the delay. Is something wrong with the plane?"

I like that, "real reason." The implication, as always, is that the carrier is lying or otherwise withholding some critical information. There must be some dangerous malfunction they're not telling us about. After all, "the weather is good," so obviously there's no reason we can't depart immediately.

Reportedly, the captain responded with a public address announcement that was sharp enough to elicit audible laughter from the cabin.

"If the passenger with the iPhone would be kind enough," he began, "to use it to check the weather at our alternate airport, then calculate our revised fuel burn due to being rerouted, then call our dispatcher to arrange our amended release, then make a call to the nearest traffic control center to arrange a new slot time (among all the other aircraft carrying passengers with iPhones), we'll then be more than happy to depart. Please ring your call button to advise the flight attendant and your fellow passengers when you deem it ready and responsible for this multimillion-dollar aircraft and its 84 passengers to safely leave."

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:04 AM

That's classic. Looks like the iphone needs additional features.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:05 AM

I'm torn over this A-rod thing. He's a greedy fucking prick who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground during the playoffs, but he is one of the best (if not best) player in the game, so I can't complain too much about having him on the Yankees. Anyway, this coment about made me sick...

"There are a few cynics who say, 'Well, he really couldn't get this there,' " Steinbrenner said. "Trust me, he would have gotten probably more. He is making a sacrifice to be a Yankee, there's no question. ... He showed what was really in his heart and what he really wanted."

I'd really hate to make sacrifice consisting of a $2.5 million raise. Fucking bullshit.

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:13 AM

I need a better agent

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:14 AM

Chris is in for football sunday, Cuban is out. Are we really going to play or is it just in negotiation.

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 10:25 AM

Scroggin is deer hunting

Jay on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 11:02 AM

No, F that, we're playing!

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 11:49 AM

Does it really count as playing if it's 2-on-2 with an all-time QB?

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 11:59 AM

Seriously, how ridiculous would it be if the Yankees stole Mike Lowell away from the Sox and put him at 1B? Fucking resigning the MVP then signing the Series MVP at a new position...unreal. Too bad they're still old, and their pitching staff is still going to suck unless these new guys coming up (Chamberlain, Hughes, Kennedy and such) keep up their rookie performances.

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:02 PM

The Yankees will find a way to fuck it up.

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:02 PM

Where do retired Redsox players go to?

The Yankees.

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:03 PM

Chris, AJ has had an ear infection this week but if you and Joanna want to see him this weekend that should be okay.

Abby and I have to go to a wedding on Saturday afternoon/evening. Not sure how long we will be there for that, but I believe we are free on Sunday.

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:05 PM

Actually, I the better joke would be:


Where do retired baseball players go?

The Yankees.

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:14 PM

Ok, Joba Chamberlain is joining the rotation, Rivera is resigning for 4 years as the closer and Papelboner is going to sign with the Yankees as their setup man (if trevor hoffman is unavailable (he's old)).

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:14 PM

Papelboner isn't taking the river dance to the Bronx. They wouldn't appreciate it.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:19 PM

Maybe they'll bring Wetteland out of retirement. Possibly convert Clemens to a reliever since he'll do about anyting for a paycheck. And, Lowell was a Yankee first, sure he never played for the big club, but he was a product of their farm system.

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:20 PM

I wouldn't say he was a product of their farm system. He played 8 games as a Yankee minor leaguer before being dealt off to Florida.

Jay on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:21 PM

Flying Spaghetti Monster to be discussed (apparently at length) at a national religious conference.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/pers...r.ap/index.html

rAmen.

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:26 PM

Actually I read this article wrong. Lowell might be a product of the Yanks farm system.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=3111752

Did Lowell actually dress for the Yankees for 8 games?

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:26 PM

Scott Brosius to first base, Jay Buhner as DH, Charlie Hayes Pinch hitter. Make room for Leyritz as a bullpen catcher.

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:27 PM

David Cone and Jimmy Key have a few innings left in their arms

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:28 PM

Willie Mays Hayes pinch runner.

Bigworm on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:30 PM

Roy Hobbs batting cleanup and Bobby Savoy as bat boy?

Those guys would be stacked.

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 12:32 PM

My boss just made reference to me being a psychotic killer and when the cops ask him about me he is going to say "I'm sixty years old, I'm forgetful, I don't remember the kid."

Barry on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 1:49 PM

hey joe, do you think the baddest bear on the mountain is going to go see beowulf or will seeing a naked angelina jolie make him uncomfortable?

Jay on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 2:14 PM

Whaaaaaaa???

Barry on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 2:42 PM

high school english teacher in whose class we read beowulf...also might be a closet homosexual.

Jay on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 3:06 PM

Touche, Barry.

Barry on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 3:10 PM

when in rome...

douglas on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 3:12 PM

what...

Phil on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 3:19 PM

Hey Brent, my buddy Scott at work just started is training for MMA. Here's the work out they've been doing for 30 minutes 4 times a week.

Stretch 5 minutes
150 Jumping Jacks
20 push ups
30 situps
30 side to side
2 minute burpee
rest 30 seconds
reset 30 seconds
2 minutes Shadow boxing with bands
(left jab, right crosss, left jab)
rest 30 seconds
2 minutes shadow boxing with band
(left jab, right crosss, left jab)
rest 30
2 minutes pushup side to side
30 setups
2 minutes wresting penatrtion drill
(drop to forward knee use far leg to explode up)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCq48kZSX4I
rest 30 seconds
2 minutes wresting penetation drill
rest 30 seconds
2 minutes wresting shot and sprawl drill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKI1...feature=related
rest 30 seconds
2 minutes shadow box with Weight (left jab, right cross, left hook)
3o leg lifts
30 setups
30 side to side
rest 30 seconds
2 minute footwork
Jump side to side 180 degrees work from front to back
foot crossover- left foot right side, right foot left side
2 minute 30 second squat jump, 30 second mountain climb
30 wall acceleration(hold wall)30 second lateral jump
This can be broken down to (2) minute drills
30 setups
20 push ups
2 minute shadow boxing
(any five punch sequence)left jab, right cross, left hook, right upper cut, left jab)
rest
2 minute stretch
complete

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 3:35 PM

Barry, I'd forgotten all about the baddest bear on the mountain. This guy when he got mad said "don't make me mad I can be the baddest bear on the mountain." Jay, who was your professor that made the cat, claws scratch comment. I don't remember how it went, but I remember it being funny.

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 3:50 PM

My supervisor is on fire today. We had a team meeting today and he went on about how after he retires he is going to up his insurance and his wife is going to accidentally fall down a ladder. He looked across the room at me and said to everyone "Joe gettin' these ideas and he ain't even married."

Jay on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 3:53 PM

It was doctor ellis. "I may be a pussy cat, but I will scratch!"

joe on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 4:01 PM

Awesome. That was it. Thank you Jay

Marc on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 2:04 AM

Brent,
I was looking up some math lesson plans and activities, and thought you'd love this one as it relates to using a clip from a movie and then having students use logic and problem solving to figure it out. You'll get the laugh when you click the link.
http://tinyurl.com/2m2ea7

joe on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 10:33 AM

Anyone that watches Friday Night Lights:

What is up with Saracen turning into a pimp?

joe on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 12:17 PM

Padgett is a pussy getting manhandled by 6'6 guys. If you have 5 inches you should be able to get a layup over them. Also, you shouldn't get pushed out of bounds on a rebound. Put in Caracter and let him foul out already.

joe on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 12:23 PM

Jerry Smith hits a 3 so they pull him for Will Scott. What the fuck?

joe on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 12:34 PM

SEC is cheap. WE can watch syracuse - UCONN in HD but not UK - Georgia.

joe on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 1:05 PM

we might see a T-Will triple double he is at 3 pts-9 rebounds-8 assists at the half.

joe on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 1:34 PM

T-Will triple double with 12 minutes left. He has 8 TOs too, lets go quadruple double.

Phil on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 1:44 PM

this chick is hardcore
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/high...mp;lid=tab8pos1

joe on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 1:52 PM

What a chick crying because she missed her sisters wedding.

stew on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 2:22 PM

Well, it may be a little premature, but I don't think the basketball Cards will let us down like the football team. 22-34 on 3's and 7 players with double-digit point totals. NIce. Hopefully USF doesn't kick our ass tonight.

stew on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 2:26 PM

Oh and how huge would it be if the Cats can hang on and beat UGA in Athens...I might go out and get a UK shirt!

Marc on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 4:05 PM

Anyone looking to add an XBOX 360 to their entertainment system this year, should know they can get Halo3 for free.
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/835/835896p1.html

joe on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 4:33 PM

Stupid UL game tonight is on ESPNU not ESPN. Is anyone watching the game tonight or are we just going WWE Smackdown and drinking tonight?

joe on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 4:39 PM

Antoine Walker is going to be an all star:

http://realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=729258

Brock on Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 11:18 PM

I am not fond of that inbred state of West Virginia. It is very close to smelly Pittsburgh.

Brent on Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 11:30 AM

Get out your favorite lube, supposedly Hayden Penettiere objecting to Japanese whaling by going topless...it may be photoshopped


http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?po...;photo_key=5057

Brent on Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 12:10 PM

Sadly the truth comes out

http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_k...;photo_key=4843

Jerome on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 8:26 AM

Suck, suck, suck, fuck a suck, suck!!

Happy Monday, everyone ...

joe on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 8:32 AM

My knee hurts from football yesterday. Phil you sober yet. I think you were so drunk you were trying to run Kragthorpe's offense. I think we need to play again this weekend. Thanksgiving weekend who all is in? Scroggin is in. I'm in.

Jay, you alive?

On a positive, only 3 days of work this week.

What is the biggest Douchebag combo:

Romo to TO
or
Brady to Moss?

Phil on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 9:14 AM

I was still drunk at 5pm when I woke up on my couch.

Damage report from Saturday night:
My cable receiver no longer works
The roll of toilet paper that I had left sitting on the sink is socking wet
At least $100 was spent. $50 of it was at Flanagan's and I don't ever remember being there.

Phil on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 9:14 AM

socking wet? Maybe I am still drunk.

douglas on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 9:31 AM

nice phil, i always hate the day after a night of partying you don't remember, when you get online and check the bank account balance. it's never a good moment.

i'm definitely down for football this weekend, it should be a new natty sci tradition, a bunch of old dudes playing flag football on the holiday weekend and spending the next week too sore to do anything else

Bigworm on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 9:58 AM

Only 2 days of work for me. I turn 29 on Wednesday and will be taking that day off.

Jay on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 10:33 AM

You old bastard. Joe-Alive, but I've got a cold (Thanks a lot, chris). So, I decided to stay home today and recover.

Barry on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 10:45 AM

and by "recover" I assume you mean yanking it

Phil on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 12:18 PM

Funny headline from Fark:
Michigan trades in Carr and is looking for something with Les Miles

joe on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 12:20 PM

Someone on college gameday had that sign.

stew on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 12:26 PM

Phil- you don't remember any of Flanagans? We were there for a while and you were pounding beers while also drinking shots of peppermint schnapps. It was funny.

stew on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 12:28 PM

Jay, sorry I missed your call yesterday I was out with my sister. God, leave goes by so much quicker than work. It sucks

Phil on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 12:42 PM

Peppermint schnapps? WTF

stew on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 1:22 PM

Yeah. you ordered a round of them including one for the bartender, wtf is what i was thinking too.

adrian on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 1:34 PM

I said HI to one of the secretarys here. This girl emailed my manager and told my Manager that I said HI to her and was excited that i spoke to her. My manager thought it was funny and had to share with me that news.

Phil on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 1:35 PM

Was I provoked? Peppermint schnapps just isn't something I ever drink. Normally when I go for the gay shot I'll go with a Redheaded Slut or Sex with an Alligator.

stew on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 1:45 PM

As far as I know, it was completely unprovoked, unless the bartender suckered you into it. Oh and I was perusing the louisville message boards and found this gem.
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=17#s...9&t=1457849

douglas on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 1:56 PM

that's freakin' hilarious

joe on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 2:05 PM

This is wierd, I just got an email at work because one of the newbies in the office is having troubles with his computer applications so he sent me an email and addressed it Mr. Burket. We can't be having this proper stuff. We all know I demand and deserve no respect.

Bigworm on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 2:27 PM

Atleast not in your bedroom on New Years.

douglas on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 2:28 PM

oh snap

joe on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 3:00 PM

Hey Wes, if you make it to midnight this year that will be 2, one more and that is what we call a streak.

Bigworm on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 3:04 PM

Streaks are over rated, I prefer mystery as opposed to predictability.

Bigworm on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 3:10 PM

Mike Lowell coming back to Boston.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=3118926

joe on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 3:16 PM

This year will be 3 in a row for dissapointment. I am all about superstition. Nobody fucks with a winning streak. Technically nobody is winning in this streak, but whatever.

adrian on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 3:17 PM

Michael Beasley scored 28 points and 22 rebounds in his third game. He is averaging 30 points and 20 rebounds a game.

joe on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 3:19 PM

Douglas, Ole Miss players suspended for stealing hotel pillows:

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?...p&type=lgns

sound familiar?

douglas on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 4:14 PM

damn, that's harsh, what's next, they break the electronic lock to the hotel room? in my defense, i wasn't about to sit on a bus from florida to ky w/o a hotel, it was well worth the ten bucks or whatever it was i had to pay, but i didn't get suspended. i guess i'm more important to bellarmine baseball than those guys are to ole miss football. bmac on the other hand got stuck dropping 300 for slamming the door and breaking the lock to pieces. that shit was super funny

joe on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 4:21 PM

Was it Pete that pissed on the bible and the alarm clock?

Bigworm on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 4:24 PM

David Padget career over at UofL?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...036/1002/SPORTS

douglas on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 4:26 PM

i believe so, and kyle was the one that would watch TV butt ass naked in the room. BJ used to throw pillows at Dodson in the middle of the night b/c he snored. there's road stories for days, i can't even begin

Phil on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 7:42 PM

The mystery of Saturday deepens. Now my receiver won't work either...

Jay on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 9:32 PM

Noah Bennet is a badass!

Jerome on Monday, November 19, 2007 at 11:13 PM

With the return of Y2J, the world will never be the same ... AGAYN.

stew on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 2:44 AM

Fuck! I'm never going to Brendan's again!

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 8:22 AM

jerome, were you talking about wrestling?

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 8:30 AM

nevermind, chris jericho's back, i just checked wwe. i guess his band never hit it big and he got fired from vh-1

Jay on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 9:50 AM

Stew-That's pretty good advice in general.

Jerome on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 9:53 AM

Jericho's return was pretty damn funny actually. I may need to start watching again.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 9:57 AM

Friday Night Smackdown is all I ever watch and that isn't too good since the Great Kalhi is the title holder and he can't speak English.

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 10:14 AM

raw is always way better than smackdown, it's offseason for me though right now for wrestling b/c heroes has new episodes

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 10:16 AM

i'm sure once the heroes episodes go back into reruns or whatever they'll do b/c of the writers strike i'll jump back onto wrestling, i did watch for a little while during commercials and stuff last night and saw hardy and umaga go at it, it was a pretty good match

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 10:21 AM

i can only hope that kaelyn will make me this proud some day:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312280,00.html

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 10:44 AM

a little something different to wack your meat to:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312234,00.html

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 1:20 PM

this is piss poor fellas, this is my last day before a five day weekend that i'm trying my absolute hardest to coast thru and not do any work, and you fuckers are silent

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 1:28 PM

I just got back from our office Thanksgiving dinner. I'm gonna spew.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 1:35 PM

You know what is useless..........married chicks. I work with a lot of them.

Jay on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 1:41 PM

Joe-I know exactly what you mean.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 1:41 PM

For those who were not with us on Saturday, I shared the mathematical proof that Cuban and I developed based on Barney’s crazy-hot scale. The graph shows hotness on the y-axis while crazy is on the x-axis. The Victoria Mendoza line is your everyday y=x. Based on the representation of this graph, if a chick is a 0 on the hot scale and shows some signs of crazy the slope of the line from the origin to the plot of the crazy is 0. Now, on the other hand, if a chick is plotted as hot with a 0 crazy rating, the slope of this line based on your rise over run calculation shows a does not exist because you cannot divide by zero. In conclusion, based on the crazy to hot scale, it can be proven that all chicks are crazy.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 1:46 PM

That is the most I have used my math degree since I graduated college

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 1:50 PM

Joe - Every bitch is crazy, we all know that.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 1:55 PM

Well could you mathematically prove it before now? I didn't think so. I wish Barney would have been around before I graduated college because I would have based my senior math paper on Barney's Hot-Crazy scale.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 2:05 PM

Douglas, this is crap, where you at bitch? Did you take vacation days or is the office closed? I've got a 4 day weekend but I had to take a vacation day to get Friday. I'm throwing stuff out there for you to discuss. Lets go bitch.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 2:14 PM

Sorry, I forgot to add that I did love the proof.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 2:29 PM

Brody, don't forget my math pick-up lines:

"Hey, you want to integrate my natural log?"

or

"You mind if I find the area under your curves?"

Maybe I should follow in Brody's footsteps and teach math.

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 2:30 PM

i gave up on you fuckers and looked elsewhere on the net to keep my attention occupied

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 2:34 PM

i will comment on the crazy hot scale, and that's i have no legitimate problem with that theory whatsoever. i agree, all bitches have crazy problems, it's just to what degree that matters, that's where the hotness factor comes in. i think barney's point was they're all crazy, but if their hotness is at least equal to their crazy, then it's okay to approach. another scale i'd like to see is a 'crazy' to 'bed-skills' comparison. the crazy ones are pretty much always great in the sack. they're the ones that talk dirty, want their ass smacked, you can grab their throat and make 'em choke a little bit, and yet they come harder, whaddaya know? they're the ones that offer up anal without solicitation, and know how to lick your balls at the same time the tip of your dick is massaging their tonsils.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 3:01 PM

There is no theory in play here. this is law, proof. Theories are a load of crap. Don't downplay Barney's life work. He is a man of wisdom.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 3:24 PM

Word.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 3:24 PM

Happy early bday to me! I think I might have to break into my bourbon stash tonight. Abby is going to be so proud of me.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 3:29 PM

AJ better get used to his dad being drunk

douglas on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 3:40 PM

kaelyn's used to hers, it's touching to hear your daughter ask if you're drinking bourbon...anyway, there's a poker game tonight at Scrog's house if anyone's interested

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 4:40 PM

I don't drink that much any longer.

Phil on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 4:41 PM

Frank Caliendo on Mike and Mike this morning:
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband...mp;lid=tab3pos1

I refuse to watch the show, but this is funny.

Brent on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 5:13 PM

His Charles Barkley impression is uncanny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEJG...feature=related

Jay on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 6:03 PM

This is the same O'Charlie's where we stole the parrot

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.a...74&nav=0RZF

(stolen from Fark)

Brock on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 7:33 PM

Am I a slacker for wanting Friday off? Apparently this is a sign that I do not take my career seriously and should just work at an umbrella factory.

joe on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 7:58 PM

On a similar note, besides Chris, who is working Friday?

Jay on Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 11:33 PM

I'm off.

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 7:09 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrEdjaJt9iY

Jay on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 8:42 AM

Happy Birthday to Wes Goodloe, 29.

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 8:51 AM

Wes, happy birthday, remember our birthday keg years ago? Good times. that was like 10 years ago. We went to the White Castle in St. Matthews on your birthday weekend drunk one year. That building is now torn down. What I'm getting at is wow your old.

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 8:51 AM

Working today blows

Brent on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 8:53 AM

"I said, I...I...I...I...I want the knife. Pleassssssssse."

I think I asked everybody in O'sheas last night if they knew that movie and nobody did. I was shocked.

Phil, where did you go last night?

Phil on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 8:58 AM

I went home. I was asleep by 9:55 last night. I was fucking exhausted.

Brent on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 9:06 AM

Laura and her friend were out pretty late at O'sheas, I think I got home around 1:30 or 2:00, Im not sure.

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 10:52 AM

y'all shoulda played poker, i could've taken your money

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 11:06 AM

Why the hell would I want to drive all the way out to Bullitt County to play poker. The gas that takes is already enough money. If you win playing poker you just barely break even.

What is anybody doing this weekend? Football Sunday. Anything else going on?

jen on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 11:07 AM

Happy birthday Wes!

Jay on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 11:29 AM

I assume we're going out tonight for the traditional Thankgiving Eve/Wes's Birthday rock star status. Even if Wes can't join us.

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 11:54 AM

you should go play poker so you can help contribute to your cousin's Christmas toys fund

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 11:54 AM

and what is the deal for football, i want to play

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 12:09 PM

i love days off, i get to watch thanksgiving episodes of married with children

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 12:42 PM

I will have those on my DVR. I got NFL Network in HD as of yesterday too. TV is my friend.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:00 PM

Thanks for the shoutouts. Joe - that wasn't 10 years ago. I am only 29 so that would make me 19.

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:01 PM

I'm down for a Wes-less birthday celebration. I have dinner at my parents tonight and then after that I am free. UL is playing UNLV tonight but it is on some bogus cable channel. That is bullshit. Nobody lose a wedding ring tonight.

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:01 PM

Your still fucking old

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:02 PM

Who knows I might join you guys later on tonight, depending on how pissed I want my wife to be at me. ;)

Yes I am old, but I am 29, not fucking 31 (that is a huge difference when it comes to the psyche).

Barry on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:05 PM

happy birthday wes and fuck all of you that are not working.
I saw this on youtube and thought it was funny. It's an endorsement for mike huckabee (so I didn't know if i should put it in here with general humor or if i should have put this on the politics page)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

Phil on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:13 PM

Kragthorpe press conference is at 3:00pm. My guess it'll go something like "I am not going to comment on any rumors at this time. My main concern is finishing the season and sending the seniors out as winners. Louisville is where I want to be."

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:16 PM

Barry, thanks for the phone call last night. I was asleep on the couch and was confused by the phone call. I never really woke up but I was on the phone and I couldn't remember how to answer the phone.

Barry, your question from last night, Being John Malcovich.

It goes:

Person to Charlie Sheen: What are you doing? Charlie, she could be a fucking witch or something.

Charlie Sheen: Think about it, hot lesbian witches, its fucking genius.

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:16 PM

jerry springer is awesome, it's been a long time

Brent on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:17 PM

Anybody know this chic, she's from Louisville...

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/071119/...dK35BGItvIDW7oF

Phil on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:18 PM

I know that she's a member of the pussy cat dolls. I'm so hip.

Brent on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:19 PM

You're gay.

Happy Birthday Wes.

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:21 PM

she's from louisville, she went to YPAL / Manual, which meant she hung out with a bunch of fags, and i don't think any of us are fags. except of course for the married people, but i'm talking about a different kind of fag

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:27 PM

Douglas you're practically married so you might as well be gay. Isn't Sara finishing up PT school soon?

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:32 PM

i know not of which you speak joe, and i will not dignify your statement with a response. but yes, sarah's last day of rotations is today actually, so she's done, except for her final capstone project that's due and her graduation in a few weeks.

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 2:51 PM

You kind of sound like bobby petrino with "I'm not leaving louisville" and what happened next, he left. I think you're taking the plunge....fag.

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 3:04 PM

sorry U of L fans, you're stuck with Kraggie

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 3:08 PM

i did hear something interesting yesterday, apparently petrino used to give his players a month's notice before 'random' drug tests, hence there were never any issues with drugs or anything of that nature, he was very player friendly. apparently kragthorpe doesn't give those heads up, hence some of the off the field issues

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 3:10 PM

Way to change the subject Douglas....you skeered?

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 3:23 PM

thanks for noticing joe

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 3:25 PM

Ahhhhh, I think he's blushing

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 4:03 PM

yes joe, i'm so red right now

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 4:15 PM

I'm bored out of my fucking mind right now. I'm ready to go home. I'm just walking around the office picking on everybody. I'm an ass.

Barry on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 4:28 PM

extra mustard was ok today. wes did you do this at your wedding? (video clip at the bottom)
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...1121/index.html

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 5:44 PM

That is awesome.

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 5:46 PM

to answer your question Barry, that is going to be Douglas and Sara.

Jay on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 6:10 PM

I worked like a half day today. Does that count?

Barry on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 7:36 PM

hey joe i just talked to brad and he's driving home right now. I don't know how long he'll be home but maybe you can give him a call.

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 10:16 PM

hahahahahaha, if sarah will do that it's on

jen on Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 8:56 AM

happy thanksgiving, guys.

Jay on Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 10:01 AM

Happy thanksgiving. I just watched that marriage video. That was AWESOME!

joe on Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 11:25 AM

Anybody do anything last night? After dinner last night I crashed on the couch.

I just went for a run up to seneca park and back and there were five different pick up games going on at Seneca. One game painted lines on the field and had a referee. It was awesome. We are definitely playing on Sunday.

joe on Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 12:07 PM

Just saw Scroggin on the news being interviewed volunteering at Wayside Christian Mission. Nice hairnet. Did he get arrested for public urination and have to perform community service?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 3:18 PM

damnit, I don't need people out playing and getting hurt. It needs to get a lot colder and keep raining.

joe on Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 3:42 PM

From Joesportsfan.com:

2. Joey Harrington is starting for the Falcons Thursday night against Indianapolis. Bobby Petrino made the decision because:

A) Byron Leftwich is injured.

B) The Falcons haven't a won a game with Byron Leftwich as starter because he sucks plague.

C) Part of our country's Thanksgiving celebration involves watching Joey Harrington get beaten to a pulp for a thoroughly over-matched team --- it's as much tradition as pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes with gravy.

D) Chris Redman is the other alternative, and he wouldn't have a job had he not played at Louisville while Petrino was offensive coordinator in the late 90s.

joe on Friday, November 23, 2007 at 9:54 AM

Anyone up for boozing tonight at my house? UL basketball is on WHAS at 9 tonight.

I need to booze, I just ran 7.1 miles in 56 minutes at 7 this morning with some really good 40-50 year old guys. They ran it in 55 minutes. They are all talking about their paces and NCAA national championships and the high school teams they coach and all this stuff about running and joking around and shit and one of them asks me a question and I nearly pass out trying to answer. I hate in shape old runners.

They asked me about doing the Hangover Classic run on New Years morning with them and I told them what I do wouldn't classify as a hangover and I wouldn't legally be able to drive there either.

douglas on Friday, November 23, 2007 at 10:45 AM

what we do on new year's eve doesn't classify as typical boozing, more like attempted alcohol poisoning at its finest.

douglas on Friday, November 23, 2007 at 11:35 AM

awesome:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312507,00.html

Phil on Friday, November 23, 2007 at 2:35 PM

If you get a chance, check out the Bill Simmons podcast with Gus Johnson. Gus Johnson is the man, and his part on Stephon Marbury is great.

Brock on Friday, November 23, 2007 at 4:35 PM

We'll be in town this evening. I'd like to get out and just chill with a few beers. Wes, will you be available for a birthday beer?

I will be contemplating my career options this weekend, and I could use as much feedback as possible.

douglas on Friday, November 23, 2007 at 6:32 PM

you should be a pimp. it ain't easy, but it sure is fun

joe on Friday, November 23, 2007 at 7:23 PM

You should be a gangsta. A wise man once told me "damn it feels good to be a gangsta."

Bigworm on Friday, November 23, 2007 at 9:49 PM

Sorry not available tonight as I am already ass tired.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 12:31 PM

What's the plan for football this weekend. Phil, have you talked to any of your work people? I don't think the Sci will be able to get enough people to make it worthwhile. If possible I'd like to make the start time a little later, but keeping it at noon would be less confusing for everyone.

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 1:23 PM

Right now it sounds like Brock and maybe 2 of his brothers are in, me, Cuban, Douglas, if anyone tells Scroggin he is in (as of an email Monday), Jay, Chris, Phil and anyone he gets (Lynnie played last week, Brent?, work people, random other dudes that played last week).

Brock on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 4:27 PM

Any interesting ideas for this evening? A RISK challenge?

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:18 PM

That sounds awesome

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:19 PM

currently I'm smackdowning it while listening to UK and watching Notre Dame. LG & E loves me

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:21 PM

Let's win this damn game!

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:26 PM

Did you hear Buerlein yell, "throw it away!"

Brock on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:34 PM

Woodson's lob pass is the most cardiac-inducing skill ever displayed on the football field.

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:35 PM

Wow, he almost missed that kick

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:47 PM

Im not feeling so good right now.

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:49 PM

Noonan....facemask...what happens?

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:49 PM

Son of a bitch!

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:51 PM

So when you want to score, you throw the ball but when you want to win, you run. Come the F on!

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:51 PM

So if they are running back an interception or a blocked kick all rules are off and everything is fair game to take the guy down. That is awesome.

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:52 PM

That is pretty funny.

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:54 PM

I hate college OT

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:58 PM

Have I said I hate college OT

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 5:59 PM

UT should run the fake field goal

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:01 PM

Why is the personal foul awarded in the next OT and not the facemask from the blocked kick?

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:02 PM

Wait, I thought you can't administer penalties on the next drive...

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:03 PM

Of course the announcers don't seem to make the connection, what a bunch of doofs.

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:03 PM

This is fucking nuts

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:04 PM

UK's D is worn out, this is miserable to watch.

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:04 PM

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:05 PM

I have a second TV on the UGA-GT gamed and they haven't addressed the UT-UK game at all. UGA fans have a lot riding on UK.

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:10 PM

Announcers are maroons, this guy's injury just took away our momentum...bastard.

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:11 PM

Now they should review it to give UK time to draw up a good play

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:12 PM

Annexation of Puerto Rico

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:13 PM

"Ice the 2 point play." C'mon dude.

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:14 PM

Smart move Fulmer? You never hear that

Brent on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:15 PM

What the hell was he doing? Woodson makes some ridiculous decisions some times, if you're going to run it, run it don't lollygag with the ball. Oh well, I guess its of to the Music City Bowl again.

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:16 PM

UK's fat lineman #66 got in the way.

joe on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 6:26 PM

An announcer in the WVA-UCONN game keeps referring to UCONN as CONN U. I think I should try and get a job in broadcasting because these guys all suck.

douglas on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 10:19 PM

the UK game was awesome until the last play, that blew chunks, we were all set ready to storm the field and they fuck it up. on one hand it's comforting to know that we played an entire half of shitty football and still had very numerous chances to win that football game, but at the same time, we seemed to revert back to old UK football ways, i.e. we must find the most dramatic, fucked up way to lose that we possibly can. with the exception of this season's LSU game, every won of our greatest college games were all probably L's.

douglas on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 10:20 PM

oh, and I can't play football tomorrow, meeting my group at 1, plus i got kaelyn

Bigworm on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 11:18 PM

What I really don't understand is if you want to run the fucking ball on the 1 yard line why not put in a full back? Grinter was averaging 4-5 yards per carry on the quick hitter if nothing else, atleast you have another blocker. I wouldnt' have even went to OT. I would have put in Locke and tried to run that fucker in on 4th and 1 with 1 second remaining. If you get in fucking great you are the man, if not no biggie as we haven't beat UT in 23 fucking years now.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 11:19 PM

I just hate playing not to lose when we should have been playing to win.

Brock on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 11:34 PM

Passionate idea Wes, but there is no way in hell that Brooks goes for it on 4th and 1 at the goal with 1 second left. No way. No way.

Giving up a 40-yd TD when everything is going your way, you have them on their heals, and even Jesus is cheering for you is why you lost.

Brock on Saturday, November 24, 2007 at 11:37 PM

Chip is in for football tomorrow, but I can't confirm Ty yet... he's been overseeing a bachelor party since 10AM this morning.

Bigworm on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 10:28 AM

I know he doesn't go for that because the defense was playing well at that point. I just don't like tit for tat with the likes of LSU, or UGA or UF or UT or WVU or guys like that. I also don't understand why he didn't use the speedster Locke up the middle, he will make the 1 yard.

I was yelling to go for it as they were lining up for the field goal. I just didn't have a good feeling about OT. Seize the day, you had the chance.

Bigworm on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 10:30 AM

Joe and to comment on the penalties. The face mask happened during the play, which in OT after he is down the play is dead and you begin on the 25 yard line so you don't add yardage to the next series. The UT foul technically happened after the play was dead so you assess the penalty on the next series of downs. It is a crappy rule for sure.

joe on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 10:31 AM

I understood that I just thought it was ridiculous

joe on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 10:35 AM

They would have won if they used their secret weapon freshman kicker Ryan Tydlacka

Brock on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 10:42 AM

Is football still on for noon?

joe on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:10 AM

Right now I know me, chris, Cuban, Jay, you and your brother(s) will be there. Has any one heard from Phil if any of his people will be there?

Phil on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:11 AM

I don't think football is going to happen. I believe we'll only have 5 or 6 people

Eric Cartman announced the starting lineups for the Colorado game yesterday
http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com...ic-cartman.html

joe on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:12 AM

Anyone up for basketball then?

joe on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:19 AM

This is Chris at Waverly when he nearly ripped his head off with a tree:

http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/11...es-holiday.html

Brock on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:38 AM

I'd play some basketball.

Brock on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:46 AM

Someone give me a call and let me know what the plan is. I'll have to wake Chip up for anything since he's dead right now.

joe on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 2:34 PM

Everyone that didn't show up is a pussy. We just had the great natty sci massacre. It was Chris, Jay, Chip, Brock and me vs. Memphis (guy that played with us in the tennessee shirt) and his four buddies. We lost probably 15-1. We found out none of us are QB's, I can get open but have stone hands, all Burket's have weak hamstrings, Chip has all the Schweitzer speed, Jay is our short yardage specialist and Natty Sci sucks at sports. If it was tackle we had a huge advantage.

joe on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 2:36 PM

They are up there every sunday at noon too and have had difficulties getting people as well so they invited us back any Sunday. We now have no reason to ever wuss out ever again.

Phil on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 6:41 PM

great call by the ref
http://thebiglead.com/?p=3753

Jay on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 8:45 PM

That was pretty fun.

Brent on Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 11:55 PM

It's funny that commentators can tell you when someone is breaking a record for most receptions by a third year WR in the final two minutes of the fourth game of the season but can't make the connection of the significance of that call...freakin useless. Joe, I think its time to apply for a new job, surely can't be too difficult.

Boom goes the dynamite.

Phil on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 8:44 AM

Quick question for those who are blocked from going to nattysci.com: what's the error message you receive? Is there anything about the type of application or device that is doing the blocking? For example, our old system would say "blocked by sonicwall." The reason I'm asking is that I wonder if the word "natty" is blocking the site, or if nattysci.com itself is blocked.

Phil on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 8:46 AM

Also, NattySci.com has been renewed through 2010.

Jay on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 8:57 AM

Sweet!

Jerome on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 9:17 AM

Apparently, Heroes sucks this season and they know it

**minor spoilers if you haven't watched it at all but plan to
http://entertainment.townnews.com/a..._news-13878.txt

Jay on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 11:05 AM

I don't know if I'll say it "sucked." The first few episodes were certainly lackluster, however, the past 3 have been really good. Tim Kring was just admitting he made some mistakes early on, mostly with the slow pace, but has acted to rectify it.

Marc on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 11:40 AM

If you check out the gallery below, I think some of the costumes that didn't win were better than the winner.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/11/...he-winners-are/

Phil on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 1:40 PM

30 funny sports photographs
http://listverse.com/humor/top-30-b...d-sports-photos

Marc on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 3:46 PM

I figured Jay would have something to chime in about this

5 upcoming superhero comic book movies
http://www.cracked.com/article_1567...be-stopped.html

Phil on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 4:41 PM

I think the death of greenknuckles.com has prevented anything of value today

Jerome on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 5:57 PM

***IMPORTANT: Temporary fix for greenknuckles.com users

By 8:30pm this evening, you will be able to hit the sci at

http://www.howmuchyabench.com

until an alternate solution can be made. Sorry for the inconvenience

douglas on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 7:06 PM

for the record, i can't get nattysci.com at work, i have to go thru greenknuckles.com, i'll try that new one tomorrow

Jay on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 7:09 PM

Marc- I actually wouldn't mind a Luke Cage movie. Given the right creative team and putting him in the right context, it could be pretty cool. I also think that the Green Lantern could be kind of cool. Namor-I don't really see the point, he is not that popular of a character, although in the past couple of years, he has done some pretty cool things (in the comics, I can't imagine it would work that well in the movie). Thor-meh. Captain Marvel-WTF? The article didn't mention why they named the comic Shazam!. I'm going to do you a favor and drop some nerdy knowledge on you. Marvel Comics created a character named Captain Marvel (who, for the record, is about a million times more bad ass than his DC counterpart). Marvel's actually came second, but they copywrited the comic title name. Nyerp!

Jerome on Monday, November 26, 2007 at 11:49 PM

howmuchyabench.com is now up and running. Phil, I've updated the host-headers on your VZW.

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 7:56 AM

Hooray, I'm in. Yesterday at work was way too productive without the sci.

Jerome on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 8:09 AM

Coddamnit. World class athletes aren't supposed to be dying at 24-years old.

Guns don't kill people, people do .... but I think the gun helps.

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 8:26 AM

NFL players die of gunfire and being fat while baseball players make it interesting by collapsing randomly in the night, driving drunk into the back of a parked car stoned or flying a plane into a building.

Jay on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 8:48 AM

Natty sci was way too unproductive without you joe. Also, I use http://vzw222.maximumasp.com to get to natty sci.

douglas on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 9:22 AM

everytime i think i'm out, they pull me back in...

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 9:23 AM

Sweet, we have another backup plan in the maximumasp.com route. This is beautiful. It's nice to have computer dork friends.

douglas on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 9:35 AM

i have two recruits for gettin' bent in the tent i work with. she's already been instructed that what she sees does not go back to work with her

douglas on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 9:37 AM

but her and her friend are definitely cute enough for everyone to enjoy hitting on, and they're both single, so joe, you officially have new targets to pass out on

Jay on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 9:43 AM

And I have new targets to hit on and creep out so they seek security from Joe.

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 10:23 AM

Douglas, I told you that I can't premeditate my failure, it has to come naturally.

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 10:32 AM

Everyone down for pitching in on the tent again before I order it? People please respond to this post so I know we have interest and so I don't drop $600 and get no backing.

douglas on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 10:57 AM

well put joe, i did forget indeed, although it's not necessarily premeditated, i'm just assuming it's gonna' happen, that's how much faith i have in you to fail

Jay on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 11:06 AM

You know I'm in, Joe.

Jay on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 11:07 AM

Our cabinet secretary was here today, and gave out certificates. I am now officially "An Admiral of the great fleet of the Commonwealth." I shit you not.

douglas on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 11:14 AM

you're the man jay, and yes i'm in joe, as if you needed to ask.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 11:14 AM

Jay - so if you retire right now do you get Admiral benefits?

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 11:19 AM

That is one of those state perks that the federal government doesn't hook me up with.

Jay on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 12:49 PM

I'd get honorary benefits.

Phil on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 1:09 PM

Review of the Cheddar Jalapeño Burger from Wendy's:
meh

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 2:15 PM

I'm pissed, I was stockpiling the boxes our paper comes in for our printer and I was going to build a fort like the white castle boxes commercial but someone came and threw them all away. That's bullshit.

Phil on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 2:26 PM

Joe, you could have also done this:
http://www.newlaunches.com/archives...r_in_office.php

Jay on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 2:56 PM

That sucks. Ask whomever did it if they would like to meet Sean Taylor. (Too soon?)

douglas on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 3:18 PM

i don't think so, sounds like there's a trivia name in there somewhere for you guys

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 3:27 PM

Is anyone going to trivia tonight? Wick's sounds good.

Jay on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 3:56 PM

I'm not.

Phil on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 4:03 PM

I should be there along with Marc and Brent. I don't think Laura is going to be there. I think she's out of town. Matt from work is 89% sure he'll be there

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 4:49 PM

Nasty break in college football.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.as...ontentID=407549

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 5:05 PM

Trivia sounds like fun, but Abby is out of town till Friday so I have A.J. by myself.

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 6:30 PM

can I coach AJs first little league team:

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2...4686682-cp.html

Brock on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 9:33 PM

If the BCS took academics into consideration, UC plays for the national title.

WOW!

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...terbrook/071127

Jay on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 9:01 AM

Yesterday, when the secretary was here handing out certificates, they took a picture of all of us on the steps in our lobby. I tried to see if I could subtly throw in a shocker. I just saw the picture, and yes, yes I did.

Jay on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 9:02 AM

And yes, I did get the idea from Phil at the acronym bee a couple of years ago.

joe on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:36 AM

Today has sucked. On a positive note 33 days till new years and GITT III or New Years the Ocho. eighth New Years on Gloucester, 3rd with a tent.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:55 AM

I only hope that somebody upstages Bmac at the Ocho.

Jay on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 12:18 PM

I'll do what I can to best Bmac. And I'll actually try for penetration. (Note: I said try)

douglas on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 12:44 PM

i like that you weren't specific about what you penetrate, that leaves the possibilities waaaaaaay open

Jay on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 1:15 PM

Yes, yes it does.

joe on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 1:20 PM

I see you got access douglas...nice. Which link are you using?

Phil on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 1:26 PM

Too much going on at ESPN.com
Chat with the Sports Guy:
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/speci...?event_id=18257
Great article on Bo:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/etic...e=ESPNHeadlines

I'm printing out the Bo article for future pooping reading

douglas on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 1:26 PM

the vzw one, for some reason howmuchyabench isn't working. it's not blocking me, just saying the page can't be displayed. i hate when i get blocked sites coming up, because there's a big stop sign that shows up on the screen, and anybody that happens to walk by and see it probably thinks i'm trying to get porn at work or something

joe on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 1:37 PM

I think stuff on the Sci might actually be more ofensive then porn

Phil on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 1:39 PM

I'm pretty sure the word "natty" is causing it be blocked.

Can you guys access any of these sites (which seem to be legit)
http://www.nattygarments.com/
http://www.nattyproducts.com/
http://www.natty.org/

joe on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 2:03 PM

none of those were blocked for me. nattysci.com actually worked for me just now, but previously it said it was blocked because of it being a blog.

Phil on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 2:11 PM

Blocked for being a blog. Damn it! Can't really dispute that. The problem with those blockings means that someone at some point looked at it and made a judgement call. I think the vzw one is the best longterm option because I assume that the maximumasp.com part of the domain will leave it safe and sound.

Phil on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 2:12 PM

I'm going to have to create a new post. This sucker is acting wonky

douglas on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 2:23 PM

it's getting a tad long

Phil on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 3:12 PM

Oh my. Deadspin posted a link to these canadian work place safety ads they've been running. They are fucking insane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Z8...feature=related

Here's a bunch more:
http://youtube.com/results?search_q...p;search=Search

joe on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 3:22 PM

I get all my current events from deadspin and barstool sports. If it wasn't for deadspin I would have no clue what is going on in the world.

Phil on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 4:08 PM

I think I might end up at Saints after our football game tonight. Will Walk and some of the Villebillie people go up there and some chick performs. Might be interesting. Joe, you down?

Phil on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 4:57 PM

The Fibonacci sequence in Tool's "Lateralus"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7C...?IDLink=3230747

Phil on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 11:01 PM

The team we played tonight was (I think) led by Josh Williams, the second team all-state WR from Male. Yeah, that was an interesting match up for me. Playing a guy who can throw it 60 yards and runs a legit 4.4 40 is not a great time. Here's his profile - it sure looks like the guy:
http://louisville.scout.com/a.z?s=1...amp;nid=2759111

That whole team was fast as fuck all. We beat 'em by 6 playing old man football.

joe on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 10:08 AM

Why do we put ourselves through this stuff Phil? Basketball season for me starts up on Tuesday at the new Hoops place out Blaknebaker. We are in a so called B league so I'm curious if that just means no ex NBAers.

For the record this place is dead I'm out of here.

Jay on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 10:18 AM

You bastard!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/...t.ap/index.html

douglas on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 10:53 AM

here she is in a bikini:
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/20...ear-god-no.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 11:25 AM

Jesus christ, she needs to lay off the extra hot dogs.

Phil on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 11:59 AM

Joe, you are insane. At least with flag football we can just play solid defense and wait for them to get too cocky and then on offense not do anything stupid and hang in the game.

Jay on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 12:21 PM

Phil-unless you're fat and out of shape playing guys that have offense and defense. I went and got my flu shot at our department's central office, and I saw Pat Hoban there.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 12:34 PM

Well, nattysci.com is working at Kosair's again. Joe, if you want to participate in an extra-curricular where you won't look too stupid, get the guys together to play in an old person baseball league or a D-team softball league. We played "college" baseball once. We should be able to do fairly well in one of these leagues. Either that or just feel miserable when we aren't able to even remotely come close to the "glory days."

joe on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 12:53 PM

Best part about our basketball team this season is I'm our center. I will get destroyed on defense and when I play offense my best feature is run until their center is too tired to play offense and defense or I hurt myself. Most likely I hurt myself.

Jay on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 1:06 PM

Hey, Chris, how's your hammy doing?

joe on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 1:06 PM

what is anyone doing for the UL game tonight, mostly Chris? Hey Chris, do you need my hamstring wrap?

Phil on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 2:56 PM

Hey Wes, Wade is looking to buy a Wii for his buddy. Would you be willing to sell yours?

Phil on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 3:32 PM

I was going to go to the game, but I'm fighting off a cold as is so sitting in the cold is probably a really stupid idea. I could be talked into something for the game...

Bigworm on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 3:49 PM

Phil - Already sold mine.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 3:56 PM

Long live the Sofa King.

http://www.break.com/index/sofa-kin...e-todd-did.html

Phil on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 4:17 PM

The "Would You Like Fries With That" analogy on why guys can't be friends with a girl after they've dated:
http://b937online.com/Tom-Answers-t...alds-An/1266458

Phil on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 4:29 PM

Two nice followups:

I don't like big macs. I can't stand whoppers, and those little white castle burgers are just terrible.

Personally I love veggie burgers, with a big helping of fries.

I used to be stupid enough to think I could eat big macs and be happy because the fries were good, and heck, at least I was getting a meal. When you like veggie burgers, meals are few and far between... cause there are just so many more of those other sandwhiches than veggie burgers. You can't go to fast food joints at all, and not even most resturaunts.

Anyhow, now I am a lot more picky with my food.


------------------------------------------------------------------

Reply to the previous one:
Those WhiteTrashel/Krystal burgers are nasty. But sometimes I want nasty. Usually late at night after the bar has closed and I've been drinking - a lot. And a lot of the times, these are the only burgers available this late at night.

I know that I will pay the next day, maybe even feel ill - but that night, while I am under the influence of alcohol, they sure are good! Spicy. Rough around the edges. Willing to do things the regular burgers will not do. Some people call them "sliders."

So that's where I stand with the little skinny, cheap burgers with almost no meat on them that you have sometimes when you are drunk late at night.

Marc on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 8:09 PM

this is the second recorded post from an iPhone

Jay on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 9:26 PM

So, did Tiffany or your parents buy it for you?

Marc on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 11:01 PM

I was at the Apple Store, ASS!!!!!

Jay on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 11:39 PM

This hasn't been a great season, but I have nothing but respect for Briam Brohm. I have been on the verge of a heart attack for about a half hour. Good luck, and godspeed, Brian Brohm.

Jay on Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 11:42 PM

And of course, my boy Art Carmody came through with a game winning field goal. Hell Yeah!

Jerome on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:49 AM

I just went "Art Carmody" on an ISAPI filter. Metabase perms, bitches.

Phil on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 9:52 AM

Lawnmower DUI

Phil on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 9:53 AM

opps, I think the batteries on my keyboard are jacked up. Half my keys don't work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY

joe on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 10:06 AM

I hate people who create their own drama and think the entire world is out to get them.

Phil on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 10:13 AM

Speaking of creating some drama, anyone doing anything tonight? I'll probably be heading out to the baxter area, just to mix things up a bit.

joe on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 10:24 AM

I'm sure I could be persuaded into doing something.

Jay on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 11:23 AM

I'll do something. Joe-what kind of drama are you dealing with?

joe on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 11:29 AM

I'm just listening to a person cry because she thinks people don't like her because something didn't work right and she doesn't know how to use excel. Instead of just doing the fucking shit the supervisor asks she is crying about shit and how stuff isn't going right and this is the worst day of her life. I have heard that 4 out of 5 days this week and she claims this is going to make her vomit and if she had a gun she'd shoot herself. She didn't take it too kindly when I quadruple dog dared her.

I think my laziness has taken over and I involuntarily have turned my office into some kind of psychological experiment to where I know what to say to which people to get them to do what I need them to do to get as much done with as little work done on my part. Instead of learning my job I just learned who knows what and get them to do it for me. I know who the sports fans are, what there team is movie buffs and so on.

douglas on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 11:35 AM

A good manager doesn't do any work, he just knows how to delegate work. Sounds like you've got a great future ahead of you Joe.

Bigworm on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 11:38 AM

True dat yo!

Phil on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 11:39 AM

Sounds like you work with this lady:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34156

Jay on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 11:58 AM

Quadruple dog, Joe? That's kind of insensitive.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:08 PM

Jay, your boy Art did more than just win the game for the cards. He probably has the biggest season highlight...new career NCAA points record for kickers. You know as bad a this season was, I think next year may be even worse. Did anyone see the list of starters leaving? Brohm, Douglas, Carmody, Barnage, etc. At least Urrutia is still around to drop passes.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:21 PM

Joe, Buster Olney has a story about Jeremy Sowers on the MLB page of ESPN.com. Jeremy talks about how he went from sarter to minor leaguer in the same season. Unfortunately, it's an insider thing though.

jen on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:30 PM

So I saw on TV just now that the Courier-Journal's building is on fire. Good news is, they stuck around to write a story about it....
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ZONE07/71130025

Jay on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:40 PM

They are not even bothering to evacuate employees. Chris-At least we won't have high expectations of UofL next year.

joe on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:43 PM

So one of my test subjects in my experiment might have backfired on me. It was all going good and I can get him to do all kinds of work for me. Since my earlier post he brought me a gift. It is a book autographed by the author on athletes in the service. He actuallly asked me the other day if he could adopt me in place of his own son. The backfire happened because he got a trainer's position in our office. We have 12 new people that he is responsible for and he keeps sending them to me for things. I've actually gained work in the process. This is bullshit.

Phil on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:55 PM

I was driving down 6th street. Imagine my surprise when I hit deadlocked traffic and a roadblock at 12:35 in the afternoon. What a pain in the ass.

joe on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 1:00 PM

That damn drunk girl shutting down the Watterson yesterday morning made traffic a pain in the ass. Someone made the statement yesterday "what kind of 20 year old is drunk at 2 AM on a Wednesday night." I felt bad because on a Wednesday night I was probably drunk with you all and 17, 18, 19, 20 years old.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 1:11 PM

Damn, I miss college. Those were some good times. Drinking 4/7 nights a week. Not having to work hard in class. The biggest responsibility I had was grades. Why the fuck did we have to go and get old?

Jay on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 1:13 PM

To answer the question "The good kind of twenty year old". I was just walking down the hall when out of no where Joellen the Cougar stopped me and told me to make sure when I was kissing a girl not to put my tongue all the way in her mouth. At this point I'm thinking "what kind of crazy shit is she talking about now". Then she followed up with "guys seem to do it a lot when their drunk". I thought about it for a second, and I realized, just because she's crazy doesn't mean she's wrong.

Bigworm on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 1:36 PM

Apparently, Bill Walker pissed last night in a towel on the court.

http://noconfinement.com/wordpress/?p=92

Phil on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 1:38 PM

The funny quote about that one deadspin was "Man, Huggins used to only recruit players with academic problems. Now they aren't even house trained?"

Bigworm on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 1:45 PM

So Abby won't tell me anything she wants for Christmas....so I think I might just go with my dick in a box for shits and giggles. What do you guys think?

Bigworm on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 2:32 PM

A guy with a bomb in Clinton's office?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/11...fice/index.html

Jay on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 3:34 PM

I'd just buy her an Xbox 360.

douglas on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 3:58 PM

or a dildo

Barry on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 4:06 PM

i knew someone was going to say it...douglas thanks for not letting me down.

douglas on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 4:20 PM

no problem Barry, the trick is to get her the dildo, but not to use on herself, for her to use on you Wes, that's the real Christmas present

...you might want to invest in Vaseline too

douglas on Friday, November 30, 2007 at 4:20 PM

unless you like the bleeding, in which case, leave the vaseline off

joe on Saturday, December 01, 2007 at 1:06 PM

How is the ACC championship game not in HD?

Bigworm on Saturday, December 01, 2007 at 4:07 PM

Because it is the ACC.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 01, 2007 at 11:34 PM

West Virginia, you fucking suck.

Phil on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 12:46 AM

Rumor is that in a press conference that Stubbs is out at OC and Brohm is getting promoted. The other rumor is that Brohm took over the play calling duties in the second half of the Rutgers game.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 7:43 AM

I have no doubt about that.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 7:45 AM

UK became much better against UT in the 2nd half of that game as well. Rumors about that game is that UT was hawking our plays, so we had to start using towels to block the board. I noticed the same thing yesterday in the LSU - UT game in the second half, which was about the same time they started moving the ball better.

Phil on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 12:38 PM

The other odd rumor is that Drew Bledsoe may be brought in as a coach.

Phil on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 4:11 PM

It looks like Chris Redman's valiant attempt at leading the Falcons back will fall short.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 5:41 PM

Walter the Farting Dog is the best book ever!

joe on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 6:08 PM

I read that book last night, it is everything you can imagine.

Brock on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 6:26 PM

It would not surprise me if that was a children's book Wes was reading to the youngin', while Joe was reading it as his mental "training" for the week.

And so it is...

http://books.google.com/books?id=fh...-with-thumbnail

Brock on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 6:27 PM

Michelle is cooking up a bunch of Eggnog sugar cookies... its smells awesome in here!

Bigworm on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 6:41 PM

AJ was baptized today. Chris and Joanna are his godparents and this is one of the books they bought him. I was chuckling through the whole book and the illustration is classic as well.

douglas on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 8:27 PM

so wes and chris responsible for a child, and i thought my kid was fucked...

douglas on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 8:30 PM

god i hope Ohio State gets their ass pounded in again, I still can't believe they haven't played a game in two weeks and they move up b/c everyone else played in championship games. i fucking hate the BCS. i could go on further, like how illinois got in and florida couldn't b/c of the two team rule, and how kansas made it over missouri, but i digress

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, December 02, 2007 at 9:13 PM

Douglas, I agree with you as I'm sure just about everyone else here does as well. Hell, Georgia got fucked too. They get jumped by 3 teams while staying idle. Yes, I know they didn't play in their champioship game, but that's a bull shit excuse because of the SEC schedule and lack of champioship games in all BCS conferences. As far as the conference championship games, only half the BCS conferences have them (SEC, Big 12, ACC...no for Big East, Big 10,and PAC-10), so the playing field needs to be leveled in that respect as well. What the fuck is up with that Illinois selection? Second best BCS ranking for the Big 10? There are really no legitimate reasons to have the current bowl system except tradition and to keep the rich BCS schools getting richer.

Jay on Monday, December 03, 2007 at 7:22 AM

Yeah, but on the other hand, if West Virginia and Missouri didn't suck, we wouldn't be in this position.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 03, 2007 at 8:34 AM

Do you really think WVU and Mizzou were the 2 best teams in the country?

joe on Monday, December 03, 2007 at 8:42 AM

Notre Dame has a longer winning streak then the 2 teams playing in the National Championship game.

adrian on Monday, December 03, 2007 at 9:06 AM

I think Georgia and Oklahoma are the two best teams as of right now.

Jay on Monday, December 03, 2007 at 9:06 AM

Touche, Joe. Chris-No, I don't. Which goes to show the BCS is jacked up.

Phil on Monday, December 03, 2007 at 9:10 AM

I made a new post. Go me.
http://www.nattysci.com/displaypost.aspx?post=117

Add Your Own

User Name

Password

Your comment (just plain text, URLs will be converted automatically)