Burn rubber, not your soul.

So last night I'm all ready to go to bed sometime around midnight, but I do one flip through the channels to see if Leno is doing those wacky headlines like "Male girls win state!" (ha ha ha, girls are females dummy). Instead I find a 42 year old Lawrence Fishburne that is the king of street bike racing in Cali, and Dr. Peter Benson as Larence Fishburne's expert mechanic. Kid Rock is the leader of a rival streetgang, and the kid that says "DANG!" from The Rookie is trying to be some tough biker boyz. Needless to say I was up until 2am watching this piece of crap. Oh did I mention that Orlando Jones is a biker by night, lawyer by day? Good times. 

I also caught the beginning jewel heist from Femme Fatale too. Definitely one scene to check out.

Edit: I just noticed that someone visited the site from freakin' Seychelles.  Some fun facts about Seychelles.  Their main source of income is from tourism and tuna fishing (in that order).  Thanks for visiting us Mr. One of Nine-thousand internet users.

Posted by Phil on February 10th, in the middle of the night | 38 comments

Comments

Church on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 8:47 AM

It was also a British dependency and a refuelling station on the way to the colonies of Australia and New Zealand, in addition to being a place of exile for insurgents revolting against the crown. I believe one notable exile was sent to the Seychelles, be it Ahmad Arabi Pasha of Egypt or Archbishop Makarios of Cyprus

Marc on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 8:51 AM

phil, what can i say to all that garble?.........You're carzy man, you're crazy. I love you man, but you're crazy.

Phil on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:10 AM

Have you seen the scene in the bathroom that I'm talking about in Femme Fatale? Oh my lord...

Jay on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:11 AM

Is it just me, or did neither Eriq Lesalle nor Lawrence Fishborne look remotely like their "son"?

Jay on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:16 AM

Yes I have. That is the greatest scene in the history of cinema ever...EVER!!!!

Phil on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:20 AM

This link is all for Matt: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/...est/3473769.stm

"Richard Morris Lloyd, 43, was jailed for 40 weeks by Llandudno magistrates for breaching an order forbidding him to enter Dwygyfylchi, near Penmaenmawr, Conwy." I fucking hate pikies.

Jay on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:20 AM

Seychelles has an excess population of women to men between the ages of 15 to 64. Can somebody say "Spring Break"?

Phil on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:21 AM

About the scene in Femme Fatale, someone (cough Marc) should edit just the "important" scenes.

I'm been discrete so if Mindy reads this she won't know that we are talking about HOT LESBO SEX.

Marc on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:25 AM

in hollywood you don't have too look like your fake familys. look at Dennis Farina and Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight, or James Franco and William Dafoe in Spiderman, or Frances McDormand and Christian Bale in Laurel Canyon (Those were just off top of my head, forgive me.) Sometimes the do better like Stephen Dorff played Jack Nickolson's son once. Seemed to fit. not christian slater woulda been better. but Dorff worked for the role. Or like the that Movie It Runs in the Family with Michael Douglas, Kirk Douglas, and Cameron Douglas they all amazingly looked alike. or like in the bad movie called Blown Away (not the good one) that had a father and son conviently look alike via Jeff and Lloyd Bridges. If you dont' now the bad Blown Away stars Jeff Bridges, Tommy Lee Jones, and Lloyd Bridges (billed in that order) The excellent Blown Away movie, however, is improperly billed. it should be billed as so "Nicole Eggert's Brests, Nicole Eggert, ........of yeah and one of the Coreys

Marc on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:36 AM

apparently there are word limits on posts.

Like to alter two things in previous post:
(1)I meant to put James Franco and William Dafoe in the category of well cast actor who might resemble each other.
(2) I only noticed one typo, and it happened to be the most important word. Breasts. Also know as Ta-Tas, hooters, puppies, sweater dwellers, jugs, boobies, hoosker-do's hoosker don'ts, tigolebitties, melons and many many many more.

Jay on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:37 AM

Wow. I was just making a point. Our boy's a Phagophobe, yo.
(Although it's probably payback for all the crap and corrections I give Marc, like "not chritian slater woulda been better"? That's not even remotely proper.

Church on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:53 AM

Phil the link is broken for the nw wales site

Phil on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 10:05 AM

Hey Marc, did it let you type past 5000 characters but just cut it off? Dang it. I did limit comments to about 5000 characters in the database, but I might have forgotten to change this comment box to limit it too.

Opps.

Jay on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 10:07 AM

This guy is an honorary member of Natty Sci.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeas...t.ap/index.html

Phil on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 10:22 AM

I would think that a body slam would bump the charges up to battery from assault, but what do I know. As long as he doesn't claim that the ref was secretly in love with his wife, I'm sure he'll be fine.

Phil on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 10:27 AM

Hey Marc, check your e-mail. You've been set up to post fun movie stuff.

kellie on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 12:47 PM

marc, jay, you all get the e-mails i sent you about the bush thing? can't decide if i like the guy or not, but thought you all would enjoy it. gotta go back to work. later

kellie on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 12:47 PM

phil, still need help with damnn e-mail.

Marc on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 1:51 PM

Phil told us to not let Nattysci.com go politcal cause that might cause anger, confusion, and resentment......just like the 2000 Election. I keed I keed. So sorry kel, I can't tell you on this site that I think Bush is an idiot yes-man, bought by Big Business, spending billions of dollars that we don't need to be spending on every issue and helping now of those issues that money is supposed to be going towards, nor about lying for reasons to start and unprovoked war, claiming patriotism but passing laws that fight the true heart of patriotism, over-using the words "evil" and remember September 11th." Sorry I can't tell you any of that.

Church on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 7:33 PM

let Natty Sci go political, I would never leave the site it would be great

kellie on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 at 9:26 PM

sorry, didn't know we weren't supposed to ask political questons. i was just asking if they got a forward on something political i sent them. phil, there's no really bad side effects on prozac is there?

Church on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 4:57 AM

Kerrey in 2004

Church on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 4:58 AM

let me retype that, John Kerry in 2004,Blair for as long as he wants in Britain, and impeache Sharon in Israel

Phil on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 4:59 AM

Haven't you ever seen an ad on TV for Prozac? Or any medicine advertised on TV? Ever? Safety facts of Prozac:
http://www.prozac.com/how_prozac/sa...sp?reqNavId=2.5

As for the political stuff, I really don't mind it as long as people aren't going off on rants about bush dodging the war, and then someone coming back and saying "at least he didn't pretest it with that commie whore like Kerry!"

Like if someone has a funny movie with Dean going Yeeeeeaaah! I'm all for it. But I don't think many people really want to see NattySci used to push political beliefs.

Church on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 5:20 AM

On the topic of political parodies, someone told me that there is a file going around with the Dean scream set against the backdrop of an AC/DC song

Phil on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 6:14 AM

Hey Matt, this site seems to have a huge collection of remix of the Howard Dean yell: http://home.comcast.net/~cozdemir226/

Church on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 7:35 AM

on the topic of politics, I wanted to give my top five dictators list
1. Turkman Bashi of Turkmenistan
2. Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe
3. Kim Jong Il of North Korea
4. Ernie Fletcher Kaiser of Kentucky
5. King Mbombo of Swaziland
1, 2, and 5 are actually cool

Brock on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 10:43 AM

Phil, thanks for the Dean Yell site... I've been looking for some good music to jam to. And no one can scream like a hawk in a blender like Howard Dean

adrian on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 11:44 AM

Isn't King Mbombo a ruler in Cameroon? I am not trying to chalenge the gigantic knowledge bank that Church possesses but I do think he is wrong...

Brock on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 12:05 PM

Cameroon is also the home of some very good soccer players... but the best African soccer play is Haji from Morrocco.

adrian on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 12:29 PM

My Top 5 Fuk-Tard List...

1. Jacques Chirac - needs a prescription for testacles

2 through 5 - Same as above

Brock on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 1:10 PM

I'd have to say Kim Jong Il is my number one assmunch. This guy is so ridiculus, and he has absolute power. He's all into nuclear weapons, I'm sure we can supply him a few live ones... right up his ass!

Jay on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 2:10 PM

Yeah. They all suck.

adrian on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 2:38 PM

Yeah, I am pretty sure that Kim Jong will be sharing a suite with Hitler in Hell!

Church on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 3:37 PM

nice catch Adrian, the King of Swaziland is Mswasi III, though there is no monarchy in Cameroon. Brock when it comes to soccer you are a fool, the best players in Africa, prior to Hajji from Morocco, are Kanoute from Mali, Kanu and Okochoa from Nigeria, and Diouf, Cheyrou, Diao, and Diop from Senegal

Brock on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 8:35 PM

Never claimed to be a soccer guru, but watching the World Cup a few years ago and hearing them call Hajji!!!!!! for 10 minutes straight until his next goal was pretty impressive.

Church on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 4:56 AM

I don't know if Morocco was in the cup last time, but if you want to read about them, Morocco and Tunisia are playing in the final of the African Cup of Nations. Personally, I think Kanoute from Mali is the best footballer

Brock on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 6:27 AM

Damn it! Someone start a new post! The rate of comments is too high to be kept track of by the recent posts tab. I'd be willing to take on that responsibility, uh-hem, Phil.

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