Wings vs Avs, Bitches

Posted by Phil on April 24th, in the afternoon | 873 comments

Comments

Phil on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 4:03 PM

if we had Versus HD, you could watch the game in HD. Fucking Insight.

Phil on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 4:07 PM

The Full Vernon vs Roy game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7Dl...feature=related

Watch Leimuex turtle like the little bitch that he is.

I know I posted this earlier this year, but here's the Roy vs Osgood fight from the next year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl2xMXXOw4M

douglas on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 4:44 PM

best outer space picture i've ever seen:
http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/0...830,00.html#2_0

Phil on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 4:49 PM

I was always fond of NASA's Astrology Picture of the Day when they found water on mars:
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html

joe on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 5:02 PM

http://deadspin.com/383641/joe-smit...field-bleachers

This was during Tuesday's day game we were at. We were in the left field corner for this exchange. If you look closely at the end you can almost see my superman shirt.

joe on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 5:04 PM

best part was left out at the end of the video. when he walks away at the end he picks up a ball and goes to flip it up to the fans in the bleachers and intentionally left it short so they couldn't catch it. It was fucking hilarious.

stew on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 5:59 PM

I'm looking forward to the Pens-Rangers series. I guess I'll pull for the Sharks in the West, since my Ducks are out now. I hate Dallas and Detroit and don't think much of Colorado's chances. I'm forecasting Pittsburgh and San Jose for the Cup with Pittsburgh taking it all.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 11:00 PM

Wesley Snipes going to hunt vampires in prison.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/24...cing/index.html

joe on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 10:09 AM

So the marathon tomorrow goes through cherokee park and the scenic loop. How difficult do you think it will be to ride through the park tomorrow morning and hit the trails?

Bigworm on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 10:31 AM

I think it will be hard for me but I haven't been on my bike in a while.

douglas on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 10:44 AM

it won't make things easier, don't they normally close those roads off for the marathon?

joe on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 10:57 AM

That is what i was wondering. Can I get through on a bike and hit trails or will it be closed?

Bigworm on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 11:28 AM

Joe - I think we should outfit your bike with an early 90's style boom box and we can play the rap song "Move Bitch get out the way!!!" so they get the hint.

douglas on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 11:33 AM

not a clue

joe, cuban - so bryan wiegandt works in my building, I saw him yesterday outside smoking as i was going to lunch, comes up and gives me a hug and starts shooting the shit with me, we're talking for awhile, and he finally tells another guy he used to coach me at Bellarmine, then he says, well technically anyway. Then I said, yeah, he just showed up for road trips and drank a lot of beer, and then he replied, yeah, we went to a lot of strip clubs too. Just thought it was funny. It might be interesting working in the same building as him, we're supposed to go to lunch in the next couple of weeks

douglas on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 1:39 PM

and oh yeah, he's driving a phat benz now

douglas on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 2:47 PM

new sports guy, the intro is all about rajon rondo, good read, great for a long shit:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/080425

Phil on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 2:52 PM

she has a boyfriend
http://www.break.com/index/she-has-...-boyfriend.html

Jay on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 4:09 PM

I just recieved my quarterly deferred comp statement. So far I have put away $900 dollars, but my balance is $896.60. But our economy is great.

Jay on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 4:09 PM

There is even a picture of a bear on it, with some text about not freaking out over a bear market.

jen on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 4:11 PM

I think that would just piss me off even further.

jen on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 4:12 PM

On that note... anything going on this weekend? I've got tonight and tomorrow 'off' cause Tim is working. I would prefer that at least one of those nights involves beers.

Jay on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 4:34 PM

I'll be in town this weekend, and I'm always happy to accomodate a request for beers. I hope I have your actual number now, so I can give you a call.

Bigworm on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 4:52 PM

I am up for something. Maybe I'll get lit tonight.

jen on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 5:03 PM

Getting lit sounds fantastic.

douglas on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 7:26 PM

that's all i needed to hear wes, i'm drinkign tonight, the woman's at some stupid country concert, and i ain't gotta kid, let's drink

by the way phil, that video you posted damn near made me shit my pants, i about lost it when he kicked that fucking dog

Bigworm on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 8:14 PM

I agree, we all know I am a dog lover but that was just comedy gold.

douglas on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 9:24 PM

wes, no one seems to be answering, call me if you want to drink...

Bigworm on Friday, April 25, 2008 at 11:31 PM

Douglas I was game earlier in the evening, but then I remembered I have to help Abby's sister and her sister's bf with moving tomorrow. Probably laying low tonight.

Let's be honest though Douglas, the world could not handle you and myself drinking tonight. God would make it rain for 40 nights to purge the earth of our awesomeness.

We do need to set aside a night so we can go Beyond Thunderdome!

Jay on Saturday, April 26, 2008 at 11:56 AM

Jen, I tried calling you last night, but your number must have changed. Again.

douglas on Saturday, April 26, 2008 at 2:37 PM

friday night, derby eve, seems as good a night as any. i talked to cuban last night, he said he'd go out, same with scroggin, he might even bring his hooters girlfriend and maybe some of her hooters friends

joe on Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 9:52 PM

sorry jay, carmody wasn't drafted

Jay on Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 10:22 PM

That is bullshit! How can you not draft a Lou Groza award winning player?

Phil on Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 11:27 PM

my copy of GTA IV has shipped. Happy days

Brock on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 12:13 AM

....and the Bengals pick up Urrutia, brilliant! That'll help replace Chad Johnson.

Bigworm on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 7:52 AM

All I know is if I am considered a top 5 QB after the season, I am not participating in the senior bowl nor am I doing anything but interviews at the combine.

Brent on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 8:39 AM

Brohm screwed himself for staying another year and Woodson just takes too long to release the ball.

joe on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 8:42 AM

How did you do in the mini Brent?

Who gets cut from the Giants, J-Lo or Woodson?

joe on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 9:05 AM

Who wants to go to Sevendust on Friday? Free tickets are at Best Buy on Shelbyville Road from 5-6.

Anyone know when Tantric is back in town? They are playing a new Tantric song on the radio called Down and Out that is interesting.

Bigworm on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 9:05 AM

Brent you are obsolutely right on Brohm, should have left after his junior year, but I give it to the young man for sticking around and helping his team out.

Giants will cut or trade J-Lo, they brought in David Carr in the off season for the #2 job and will develop Woodson at the #3 or will trade him off.

I understand what you are saying about Woodson and his mechanics, they are not perfect, however being the 12th QB selected? Good lord, some guy from San Diego State was selected, Flacco was drafted at 18 (who is going to be a bust for the record, that guy transferred from Pitt because he didn't like the competition with Palko, Pavlov, Jabronie, whatever his name is...the red flag on him as I type).

Heck even Colt Brennan was selected before Woodson. Woodson played in what is the toughest football conference in America throwing 40TDS and 11 INTs his senior year and for over 3000 yards. The USC game hurt him badly, as did the senior bowl (this is a classic case of looking at two games instead of his entire season)....but he did make some big time plays against Arkansas, LSU, UofL, UT, Florida and UGA.

Hell we all saw what happend to Brennan when he played UGA, he was yanked and sat down and cried.

Bigworm on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 9:06 AM

Fuck it my rant is over.

adrian on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 9:20 AM

roar?

jen on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 9:36 AM

Phil! You should have said something... Tim gets video games at 20% off. He doesn't buy much cause he gets to take games home for free and play them all he wants. Ahhh well.

Brent on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 10:27 AM

Phil you are getting GTA? Cool.

Phil on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 10:46 AM

I preordered the game the day it was available on amazon. Now that I'm reading the review I'm wishing that I preordered from a store that opens at midnight tonight and took tomorrow off...

Here's a good review:
http://gameinformer.com/NR/exeres/6...2C92A152A98.htm

Bigworm on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Wesley Woodyard signs with the Broncos as a free agent.

jen on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:25 AM

Yeah, tim's working till 1:30 AM. at least they're having free food.

Bigworm on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:59 AM

Jen, how is Tim liking the job? I would think being able to play the games is a nice perk.

douglas on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 1:37 PM

duly noted on your rant wes

douglas on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 2:23 PM

i can only hope to be this classy if that dreadful day of taking vows ever occurs:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352898,00.html

jen on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 2:26 PM

I think he likes it pretty well. He does like getting to bring home games, but working on the weekend is not his favorite thing.

The new Mario Kart on Wii is awesome, for the record. You get a steering wheel. It rocks.

Bigworm on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 4:36 PM

Roger what are you doing?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352804,00.html

douglas on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 4:59 PM

He's a ballplayer, if there's grass on the field, he's gonna play damn it

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 7:10 PM

As far as Derby goes, can you all let me know if you are coming, not coming, or may be coming? I would like to have an estimate before I go get food.

Derby eve, is it just going to be me and Joe again?

joe on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 8:09 PM

I have 4 tickets to Sevendust. Chris, Laura, me and ?. No one showed interest earlier so I only got 4.

Jay on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 9:13 PM

I'm not coming in town this weekend. I have to go to another conference, and I don't feel like trying to drive back to frankfort sunday morning.

joe on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 10:18 PM

you suck. It is derby and sevendust.

Jay on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 10:22 PM

Joe- a) no way in hell am I going to be the only single guy showing up
b) no way in hell am I keeping laura out of a fight.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 10:23 PM

jay that's gay. It's Derby, you have to come in town. Are you really going to miss Sevendust a second time? When is your conference, and why do you have to drive back Sunday morning?

Brock on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 10:36 PM

Jay, you're working, you're gay.... you're not in Louisville, you're gay.... you're breathing, you're gay... you're killing people at a concert, you're gay...

Brock on Monday, April 28, 2008 at 11:01 PM

I don't know if we'll be at the Burket derby party since we already have commitments to another party.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 8:05 AM

Brock - what other party are you going to?

As far as we are concerned there is no other party.

With that being said, my dad's birthday is on Derby this year so I am waiting to see if we are celebrating on Friday or Saturday.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 8:13 AM

Barry - Has LSU linebacker Ali Highsmith signed with anyone as an undrafted free agent yet? I know he didn't perform that well at the combine, but that guy is a pretty freaking good football player.

UK has had three guys sign as undfrafted free agents
Woodyard - Broncos
Little - Titans
Eric Scott (center) - Titans

UofL has had two other signees that I know of, but not sure of the teams.
LB Myles
LB Jackson

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 8:16 AM

Here is the all-undrafted team, for guys that were snubbed by the NFL teams during the draft.

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/c....asp?CID=802409

joe on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 8:48 AM

HIMYM was kind of good last night. Bro Code written in 1776 by Barnibus Stinson very funny. No eye contact in a devil's 3some.

Phil on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 8:48 AM

lamar myles signed with jacksonville, malik jackson with oakloan, scott kuhn with baltimore, terrance butler to detriot and art is trying out with SF this weekend.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 9:00 AM

Fantastic, good to hear local area teams are putting talent in the league.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 9:07 AM

Oh and I am waiting for stew to blow his load, when he realizes that Redman will more than likely be throwing the pigskin to Harry Douglas in the ATL.

joe on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 9:12 AM

urrutia will fit in well in Cincy with his criminal record.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 9:20 AM

I have to say, I did get a few chuckles from this.

http://my.break.com/content/view.as...ontentID=494826

Phil on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 9:46 AM

hey joe, do you know the name of the team you used to play for. Here are the teams in the league:

Untochables
Crew
E-Lemon-ators
Unda Construction
P-Cubed
Money
RMR Scrapers
Penske
Crush

Phil on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 9:51 AM

oh, there is also some team called Fighting-Peakcocks North.

right

joe on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 10:02 AM

I think it was unda construction

Phil on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 10:37 AM

GTA IV just came. It is taking all my will power not to just leave for the day...

Jay on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 11:59 AM

Chris-I'm just that gay.

Jay on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:02 PM

I just got an email from Bellarmine about a reception for a guy named Dr. Robert Cooter. I laughed my ass off when I read that. Sucks to be that guy.

joe on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:24 PM

Damn bank just deposited my money into my dad's account.

Phil on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 12:29 PM

shit balls, sports guy chat has been running since noon
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...?event_id=20425

sorry about slacking off. i was busy with stupid work

douglas on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 1:44 PM

i was planning on being at the derby party saturday...

Phil on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 2:08 PM

Sports Guy visits Rod Benson
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband...47&n8pe6c=2

Boom tho

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 4:36 PM

So the Derby "party" is going to be me, Joanna, Cuban, Joe after Derby, maybe Wes, maybe Bill, maybe Douglas, and a few doctors. Awesome, more mint juleps for me.

douglas on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 4:50 PM

i'll definitely come, are we bringing kids or not?

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 9:22 PM

Kids aren't a problem. There just won't be many of them. Maybe AJ, maybe one dr's kid, and yours.

joe on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 7:50 AM

Um yeah, last night at the chow wagon Morris Day and the Mother Fucking Time and the Velcro Pygmies.

joe on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 8:38 AM

Velcor Pygmies gave a shout out to all the Louisvillians that remember the good days of Skate World, Gatti's pizza in St Matthews not this Gattiland shit and the White Castle in St. Matthews. I almost shed a tear.

Phil on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 8:56 AM

GTA makes me happy

joe on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 9:03 AM

Are you going to fall into a GTA induced coma soon?

douglas on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 9:26 AM

no idea who the velcro pygmies are, but they've shot up my list of favorite people. long live the original whitey's

Phil on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 9:32 AM

well, i won't really have a chance to really go into video game zombie mode until this weekend, but there is a 20% chance of coma

Phil on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:46 AM

hey, jerome and I are heading down to the bats game for lunch.

Just give me a call if any of you all want to head down there for lunch.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 12:34 PM

Rangers star rushed to hospital, in ICU after cardiac arrest.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/story/...090340?MSNHPHMA

Jerome on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 1:04 PM

Homer Bailey was throwing BBs today:

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/...&pid=456701

Phil on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 2:08 PM

New taco bell opening on broadway:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...SINESS/80430014

What made me laugh was Pops1 comment. I don't know if he's being sarcastic or not, which makes it brilliant

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 2:30 PM

Brilliant indeed. I spit water on my computer monitor.

Phil on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 2:59 PM

hey joe, check your e-mail

Phil on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 3:31 PM

wtf, trinity has a rowing team.

joe on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 3:41 PM

I bet we are state champs.

I'm assuming you read that in the courier journal neighborhood section. I want to see a dude get hit in the face with the paddle like mentioned in the article.

Marc on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 3:50 PM

Tiffany and I will be attending said Derby Party festivities.

Phil on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 4:00 PM

I think being the "coxswain" for the rowing team might leave you open for a few jokes at trinity

douglas on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 4:04 PM

doesn't just being a student at trinity do that?

Marc on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 4:13 PM

Tiffany and I will be attending said Derby Party festivities.

Phil on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 4:26 PM

anyone know marc's plans for derby?

Phil on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 4:29 PM

i found this ad pretty damn bad ass
http://www.nike.com/nikeos/p/nikefo...EMEA/index.html

Jay on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 5:15 PM

Hey Marc, what...nevermind, it's too easy.

Brent on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 7:27 PM

That's the best commercial I've seen since "Nike....Tag."

Jay on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 9:51 PM

Brodie and I are going to Iron Man Thursday night. I dont know what time, but if you want to go, let me know. Nyerp!

jen on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:01 PM

i was very disappointed at churchill downs today. i bet money that the horse "natty myboy" would win, naturally, because it had an awesome name. That horse was not awesome, and I lost.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 10:28 PM

Jay, you're coming in town on a Thursday night to watch a movie and driving back to go to work on Friday? But, you're not going to rock out Derby eve or join in the Derby day festivities? You disappoint me.

Jay on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 7:03 AM

I'm gay

Bigworm on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 8:51 AM

This just might be the coolest thing I have seen in a long time.

http://www.break.com/index/surfing-...hite-shark.html

Phil on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:00 AM

I think the photo from this article was taken from the joe's house:
http://www.theonion.com/content/new...onion_rss_daily

Phil on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:12 AM

For those who have forgotten what sitting in class was like:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834

jen on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:23 AM

wooo! I'm off work tomorrow because they're putting in new carpet tomorrow! What a fantastic day to get that done.

joe on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:30 AM

I get off work at noon today because of street closures for the parade. tomorrow I am acting like security for celebrities at the Galt House or acting like a celebrity at the Galt House, I haven't decided yet.

douglas on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:30 AM

my favorite line from the onion article phil posted, which made me laugh out loud a lot: "I offered to bandage his arm but he said his biceps would just break it"

jen on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:32 AM

Holy cats... its May 1. Happy birthday yesterday Brock.

douglas on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:42 AM

joe, i'd say security, b/c you can wear dark sunglasses, continually hold your hand to your ear and talk into your shirt while people walk by, or stare down potentially offensive people while a straight look on your face

douglas on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:46 AM

or just randomly tackle someone, that would be fun too

Bigworm on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 9:50 AM

Philco, I am still laughing my ass off at that article, because it is very familiar sounding.

jen on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:19 AM

ask Wes about how to be a fake security guard. he has experience in that from stagger.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Yes I do, and let me say, that being a fake bouncer was awesome.

....on other news. Kentucky Wildcats received a commitment from one Michael Avery as a 2012 recruit. That's right folks, he's an 8th grader.

douglas on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 1:56 PM

UK also landed two huge recruits yesterday, josh harrelson, 6'10" juco player who will be a soph. to bang around down low with patterson, and they landed dominique ferguson out of nowhere, who's a 5-star, top ten player in the 2010 class...

Bigworm on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 2:54 PM

Here is the story on the 8th grader.

http://scouthoops.scout.com/2/751721.html

Bigworm on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 3:02 PM

Somebody better check on Philco and make sure he isn't in a coma somewhere.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 3:08 PM

Philco - for the record, that sitting in class video is awesome and pretty much spot on.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 8:00 AM

A ticket to Sevendust - Saliva might be opening up, anyone interested? I think cuban is dying.

douglas on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 8:01 AM

what's wrong with cuban?

Bigworm on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:03 AM

Ironman is getting some pretty good reviews.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:03 AM

I got home from umpiring and he was laying on the couch with 3 blankets on and the windows up and a bottle of ny quil. I woke up this morning and went to work and he was still there.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:03 AM

It is no sevendust, saliva and derby

Bigworm on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:04 AM

Yeah I bet that is going to be a kickass concert.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:06 AM

I saw Saliva in concert is St. Louis once and I can't remember if it was Saliva or Monster Magnet that in between songs gave a shout out to all the women in the crowd and said "men, grab your women by the clit and pull them close to you". Nothing but class.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:06 AM

Derby week in general kicks ass.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:08 AM

I'm going downstairs in a few minutes to go look at Jordan's motorcycles again.

Bigworm on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:10 AM

Yes it does Joe, so basically you are saying those guys are nothing but class...so we fit right in.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:15 AM

I'd say Natty Sci is the class of the town.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 10:15 AM

Every one of Jordan's motorcycles had expired tags on them.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 10:25 AM

colin cowherd on foreplay, treat it like tailgating. A good tailgate before the game can make the game great. Even a shitty team team looks good after tailgating. Sometimes you tailgate but you don't have a ticket. That is when you need a good wingman. A good wingman will help you get a ticket to the game.

douglas on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 11:49 AM

by jordan, are you referring to michael jordan? when do you begin security detail at the galt house?

douglas on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 11:53 AM

joe, gus jacobs was asked to do security at the barnstable brown party. i've got sarah working on getting liz to get us in there, i just thought it was funny he got asked, apparently his little brother conner just transferred for a full b-ball ride to BU as well

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:13 PM

nice. his little brother is tanner. Are you all going out either way tonight? What is the plan?

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:18 PM

yes it is michael jordan and his illinois plates tags. the bikes have a jordan emblem on them. One is tarheel blue and another is chicago bull red. They are sweet. and then there are the other 4 or 5 he brought. I did security check earlier. I will be back on in a little bit.

Phil on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:40 PM

hey joe, where are the bikes at?

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Galt House parking garage in the basement of my office.

Barry on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:45 PM

after a few years Les Miles won't tolerate that kind of behavior
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=3378148

Tiffany on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:48 PM

anyone know of a DECENT gambling website where I can bet on the Derby? I am trying to research the horses for my pick, and wanna bet about $40 without having to go down to the track itself.

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 12:55 PM

I'll put $40 on the hot lesbian mud wrestling in the infield tomorrow.

douglas on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 1:30 PM

that's right, tanner, whatever, conner's close enough. I am going out tonight, if it wasn't derby eve i'd go to sevendust for sure, but i don't feel like getting all sweaty and shit and trying to go out after that. i know dodson was talking about going to 4th st., scroggin was wanting to go out too. i was at 4th st. yesterday (although it was just walking thru w/ my daughter on the way to the parade, which couldn't have been more ghetto by the way, probably the last time i ever go there), and there was a ton of people, so I'm guessing it will be the same tonight, i normally don't like 4th st. that much but it's a different atmosphere around derby time

douglas on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 1:33 PM

i also saw that fat guy Eric from real world/road rules challenges that's from KY, he was at sully's in their "vip" section, or more accurately, outside at one of 3 tables that's roped off behind a VIP only sign

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 1:33 PM

Anyone else going out or is going to be like last year when Chris and I went to Godsmack on Derby eve and everyone else was a pussy and didn't do anything?

adrian on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 1:53 PM

sorry joe, i will be 8,000 miles away.

Phil on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 1:54 PM

IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 2:28 PM

Seriously,can't he do better?

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/...097800?MSNHPHMA

D-Wade on Star Jones: We're just friends

douglas on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 2:38 PM

this is crap, if cheerleaders can't act like whores, who can?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353953,00.html

Phil on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 2:59 PM

in honor of the hurricane, i updated my weather map page
http://nattysci.com/weather

douglas on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 3:25 PM

is anybody being anything resembling productive at work today?

douglas on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 3:25 PM

is anyone even still at work, other than me?

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 3:35 PM

At work productivity is hurting. I just finished some report that was due today so I am good.

douglas on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 3:37 PM

we're staring out the window saying 'man it's raining hard, i bet it's fun in the infield right now'

joe on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 3:49 PM

I can hear Wax Factory rocking the Chow Wagon at my cubicle.

Bigworm on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 4:33 PM

Tiffany, I think Twinspires.com you can bet on their website.

Bigworm on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 4:36 PM

I left work at noon today and Abby and I went to see Forgetting Sara Marshall, kind of slow at first but still some good funny parts. Oh and there are two really smoking hotties in the flick.

Abby doesn't want to take AJ to my parents tonight due to the hurricane, so I might be out doing something this evening, if I don't fall asleep. Going to 4th street is not something I am really wanting to do though.

Burket, not sure how long we will be at your house tomorrow, but we do plan on stopping by. Do you want me to bring some buffalo chicken?

Brock on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 6:35 PM

I'm leaving work now. I should be in Louisville around 10:30, so give me a call. I'm going out. I may be a little later if I punch my boss in the face before I leave.

Jay on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 9:47 PM

Wes, Forgetting Sara Marhsall is a pretty good movie. Some people might have trouble with seeing Jason Segel's junk, though.

Bigworm on Friday, May 02, 2008 at 10:23 PM

Yes that is true Big Jay, I found the movie to be quite entertaining.

Fellas I don't think I am making it out tonight, Abby got sick so I am on kid duty.

douglas on Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 11:12 AM

so, anyone else get handcuffed last night and cuss a bunch of cops out? shoulda been with me...

Bigworm on Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 12:29 PM

Can't say I did, sorry Douglas I had to stick around the house last night.

Jay on Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 1:58 PM

Hmmm...story?

douglas on Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 7:33 PM

don't remember all the details, but here's what I can rehash...

some dude was grabbing sarah, words were exchanged, i was in his face, cops came and grabbed me before i could do anything, pulled me away, and started talking shit to me and threatening me, just being dicks in general. i was way too drunk to take shit from anyone, including cops, so i started running my trap a little bit, but still remaining somewhat calm. i don't remember exactly how everything escalated, but i remember the cops slamming me into a wall and frisking me, and this is when shit started to get ugly. one of them was pressing my face against the wall, and another started yelling at sarah b/c she was going insane when they threw me against the wall, so i went off, and proceeded to cuss out every cop that had gathered around me, i was calling them effers and cocksuckers, called everyone of them out for harassing my ass when i hadn't done anything wrong, remember no punches were ever thrown, only words had been exchanged. i called them out for treating sarah like shit and talking down to her, for trying to intimidate me when i hadn't done anything wrong, and for acting like dicks. and this wasn't one cop, it was four or five that were pinning me to the wall, and i was in no way fighting back, just yelling. and anyone that's ever seen me drunk can attest that i'm not quiet or shy, so you can imagine how loud i was being, and keep in mind, this was upstairs at 4th st. in front of saddle ridge, and the place was absolutely packed, so there are a ton of people witnessing this. they get me in cuffs and they're still roughing me up, and at this point, i'm daring them to take me jail, pretty much asking them to, saying they had no charge, i'd be out in an hour, how they were wasting everyone's time, and if i went to the police station i was going to tell anyone who'd listen how they were cocksuckers and harassed me for no reason. i was saying the only thing they had was public intoxication, and if they were gonna' arrest me for that, then they had to arrest half the people at 4th st. the entire time they're asking me what kind of drugs i'm on, and they're grilling sarah trying to get her to say something about me being on drugs. being a smart ass, i just kept telling them i was drunk, and bourbon is not an illegal drug, and to stop trying to get me to incriminate myself b/c i'm not a dumbass. apparently i was spitting on them too, i don't remember that part, but that's what they told her. sarah is losing her mind at this point b/c they wouldn't let her near me. so now all of the cops have a circle around me and they're escorting me down the escalator at 4th st, i'm still running my trap the entire time as we're making our way thru the crowd. i think there were some people cheering and shit, but i don't really remember, i just basically remember them pushing their way thru the crowd and manhandling me in the process. it gets kinda foggy at this point, but i remember they took me down to the parking garage that connects to 4th st., i remember talking to the cops, but i don't remember exactly what was said. they put me in the cop car for awhile, they made sarah go away, i don't remember why they let me go, or anything like that, i have no idea if they ever had any intention of arresting me in the first place or just trying to get me out of there, or just trying to make a statement in front of everybody there. i just remember two cops taking me to a cab, there was a long wait for a cab, but they stopped a cab that already had people in it, and the cops threw me in there.

douglas on Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 7:34 PM

so now i'm in a cab with 3 total strangers, 2 girls in the back with me, and one dude in the front with the driver, they don't know what the fuck's going on, all they saw was a couple cops escort me to the cab and throw me in there, and i remember the girls acting like they were kinda scared to be near me, and the dude in the front was turned around looking at me the entire time b/c his girlfriend was next to me, i guess he was scared i was gonna do something to her. it was just funny the looks on their faces when they see the cops throw me in the cab with them, probably the best part of the story. so anyway i told them what happened and we were all great friends by the time i got home.

my wrists hurt pretty bad today from where they had the cuffs on me, and the side of my face hurts from where i was pressed against the wall. but long story short, i partied like a god damn rock star, i cussed out a bunch of cops in public, i did everything but beg them to arrest me through both words and actions, and then i went home. i just hope i'm not gonna end up on the news or something

joe on Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 9:38 PM

Nice story, but that is what I call a third date.

Bigworm on Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 10:15 PM

Is anybody still at chris's?

Bigworm on Saturday, May 03, 2008 at 10:16 PM

Douglas, sorry I missed all of that shit buddy, The only thing I can say is I did go out, we would have made it to jail and Abby wouldn't let me and you go out together again.

Jay on Sunday, May 04, 2008 at 7:22 AM

I just got home from Amber's. My night wasn't quite like douglas's, but it still got kind of wierd.

Brent on Sunday, May 04, 2008 at 11:18 AM

Marc and Phil you'll appreciate this:

Yesterday, I was walking at Churchill and two girls walking past me said, "Look, it's Ari Gold."

Bigworm on Sunday, May 04, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Big Jay - how did it get wierd?

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 04, 2008 at 6:59 PM

Anyone know who put some bourbon balls in the freezer yesterday?

Bigworm on Sunday, May 04, 2008 at 9:17 PM

I have no clue.

Tiffany on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 9:52 AM

we made them and forgot to tell you all or get them out before we left.

joe on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 10:24 AM

ESPN radio is for the euthanization of all injured athletes on the court. It was humane, it wasn't like billy bob ran on the track with a 12 guage.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 10:42 AM

So how do they euthanize a horse on the track? IV injection like an inmate? Bullet to the head (hearing a shot may be a little disturbing to spectators)? Smother the horse with a big pillow?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 10:48 AM

So according to Wikipedia a bullet to the head is the most humane for a horse and other large animals. The horse is shot in the forehead, with the bullet directed down the spine through the medulla oblongata, resulting in instant death. You can also use a captive bolt if you were one of the Coen brothers. That might not actually kill the horse, and you may need to pith it afterwards. Of course if you were big enough, you could just snap its neck and cause a cervical dislocation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_euthanasia

joe on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 10:53 AM

Nice Chris. The screen they bring out on the track when they put down a horse is not a splatter screen for its brains, it wouldn't be a white screen then. Apparently the way they pick up the horse and throw it in the vehicle to transport the horse off the track can be traumatizing to see.

douglas on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:00 AM

injection i believe is how they do it in public, i don't see them carrying out a glock on the track in front of 100k+ people and a national TV audience...

i heard on the news this morning that PETA is calling for the suspension of gabriel saez, the jockey on eight belles, b/c he could've saved the horse by not pushing him in the finish, and they're also calling on horse racing to review the way they euthanize animals, they're calling it inhumane, when in reality it's inhumane to let the animal live any longer than need be. when a horse breaks two of its ankles, it's done, they're way too big and their legs are way too small to carry all that weight if just one is broken, much less two. barbaro had just one broken ankle, and they spent millions of dollars to try and save him, which they didn't, eight belles didn't have a prayer.

Bigworm on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:04 AM

Yeah I read that about PETA, and they can fucking suck it. Maybe we can just get rid of horses and let oak trees enter the race, that should be exciting.

It is a tragedy for sure, but she could have broked her ankles by taking a misstep. Atleast she will go down in history. I would think going out in front of 100K people isn't so bad.

douglas on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:08 AM

she did it trying to pull up after the race and come to a stop. mike bush was on the backside on the rail and said it happened right in front of him, and he could see the horse start wobbling after the race and come down. the horse clearly wasn't wobbling before the race was over.

one thing people don't realize is how pampered these horses are, they get treated like fucking kings, mainly b/c people are trying to make money off them, but it still doesn't negate the fact how they are treated very well

joe on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:11 AM

I saw Mike and Suzanne on the backside. We moved to the infield for the derby and we were right on the fence at that turn.

douglas on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:13 AM

joe, did you have fun on the backside? kaelyn was there all morning and early afternoon with donna and her grandparents, with owners' passes, i picked her up about 3 after they left

Bigworm on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:16 AM

Was it muddy in the backside?

joe on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:29 AM

Backside was awesome. The only reason we left the backside was that neither of us had ever been to derby infield. The only way i would ever go back to derby is backside or a box.

Bigworm on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:46 AM

Well I have never done the whole derby thing, so if I ever go and just go with the guys....I'm heading to the infield. If I go with Abby, we are not going to infield.

douglas on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:50 AM

PETA is fucking insane, i just heard the news earlier, but just read this article detailing their entire report:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354126,00.html

they said if the injury didn't occur before the race was over, then it had to be a result of the horses getting whipped mercilessly...

douglas on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:55 AM

the infield's fun, although i heard it was tame this year compared to years past, but if i ever go back, it's gonna be in seats or the backside, i'm too old to fuck with that heat and all that booze all day long

joe on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 12:26 PM

the infield did seem calm. I was dissapointed.

Phil on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 1:55 PM

Louisville magazine used my sister for their magazine. Page 48
http://loumag.epubxpress.com/lou1

douglas on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 2:35 PM

cuban, don't know if you read this during the day my mop is very shaggy, i need a fade, i'm sure you do too

joe on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 2:50 PM

I need one as well.

Bigworm on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Oh, happy cinco de mayo

douglas on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 3:14 PM

looks like a natty sci funeral:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354137,00.html

jen on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 3:21 PM

I wonder how long until he's sued for trademark and copyright infringement.

jen on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 3:21 PM

Or the sign company that made it for him is sued.

Bigworm on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 4:27 PM

anyone doing anything tonight for cinco de mayo?

I do have AJ tonight so I can't get crazy, but dinner at Ernesto's or some other mexican restaurant is possible.

Marc on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 5:16 PM

what about Tumbleweed? do they still have $.99 margartias?

Marc on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 7:59 PM

Cuban and I are going to Ernestos on Breckinridge and Dutchmans at 8:30 for Cinco. come if you can.

joe on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 9:53 PM

http://luciajane.typepad.com/music/...lol-off--1.html

We shared a night with Marcus and Michael Vick and now we share HIV

joe on Monday, May 05, 2008 at 10:11 PM

This is for next time anybody talks to cuban:

http://reanimateblog.blogspot.com/2...spanish-to.html

jen on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 8:45 AM

Okay Jay, looks like 2009/2010/2011 will make all your dreams come true. All of them relating to comic books turned movies, anyway.

Got an email this am saying Marvel Studios says the Iron Man sequel (bet you didn't guess there'd be one) will be out 4/30/2010, then a feature film on Thor, then two Avenger movies in 2011. They're also developing an Ant Man movie; under separate feature film production deals work continues on Spider-Man 4 , X-Men Origins: Wolverine (set for May 1, 2009), Punisher: War Zone (December 2008).

joe on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 9:31 AM

Chicago white sox players got in trouble for trying to break a slump by strategically placing baseball bats into different holes in inflatable dolls. Apparently reporters found it offensive. It is a fucking locker room, get over it. Fucking PC bullshit.

douglas on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 9:37 AM

what BS is that they're reporting on it in the first place, the locker room is sacred, what goes on there stays there. whoever those reporters are should be banned from ever getting in there again, then maybe next time they won't report on things they see in there

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 10:26 AM

Alll reporters should be banned from locker rooms, only exception is when a team wins the championship.

Fuck, they shouldn't even go to hotels that teams are staying in. Those bastards busted Roger Dorn.

joe on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 10:37 AM

I was trying to match up 2 reports today and I couldn't figure out why they weren't matching up. Finally I made a brilliant discovery.

This guy here is dead so i crossed him off.

So of course I have Major League stuck in my head,

"I haven't heard of half these guys, and the ones I have are well past their prime."
"This guy here is dead."
"Well cross him off then."

Jerome on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 1:18 PM

He's shitty.

joe on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 1:23 PM

What, they're furniture movers?

joe on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 1:29 PM

pretty soon I'll have to start feeding chow chow real dog food.

Phil on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 2:29 PM

Mr. Parkman, you're a great ballplayer and I just like to say: your standing on the tracks and the train's coming through, butthead.

joe on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 2:39 PM

look at the scoreboard now grasshopper

douglas on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 2:51 PM

Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with, I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 2:52 PM

But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your fuckin throat!

And my personal favorite is: I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.

douglas on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 2:57 PM

are you trying to say jesus christ can't hit a curveball?

joe on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 3:03 PM

You have no...no....no....marbles.

Marbles?

Yes marbles! You have no marbles!

joe on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 3:04 PM

Up your butt (bucket in the edited version) joe boo.

Hey bartender, Joe Boo needs a refill.

Heads up!!!!

douglas on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 3:58 PM

this guy threw at his own son in a father son game

Jerome on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 4:25 PM

A-Rod tanked one during his son's birth!
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=3384123

Jerome on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 4:29 PM

We're not all savages like Cerrano.

¡Chinga te, cabron!

joe on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 4:47 PM

Thursday the 15th is the next Thirsty Thursday at the Bats. Anybody thinking they might be interested? Wes, you can come and bring AJ (see video). Will Abby let you give AJ a mohawk?


http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5680

joe on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 5:04 PM

beer truck overturned. Meet me at the watterson and 71 with straws:

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/80506026

Phil on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 5:20 PM

Someone posted this tat on Fark and it made me laugh:
http://www.2dayblog.com/images/2008...kittytattoo.jpg

Jay on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 5:44 PM

This is the first chance I've had to get online since sunday. For the record, if an Irish guy won't do a shot at an Irish bar, you should probably skip it too. And the party was weird for multiple reason, mostly because I ended up spooning with Joellen at the end of the night (Staggerers know whom I'm talking about)

joe on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 8:02 AM

So I am umpiring last night and a parent didn't like a call I made on a steal at 3rd. After the inning me and the other umpire are leaning on the fence drinking our powerades looking out towards the field and this dad runs to the fence pointing at me saying the kid was safe at third. I look over at the other umpire and say you want to have some fun. I keep looking out at the field and start running my mouth. I say "I bet you feel like a big man right now." He keeps yelling. I go on to "Yep a real big man yelling at the umpire at a little league man. You feel real good about yourself now." He keeps going and we still haven't looked at him but he can here me. The other umpire is a little 16 year old and he goes "You're just making up for a small penis." The dad sits down.

jen on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 9:00 AM

ahhh, Joellen. She really likes 'em young, doesn't she?

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 10:09 AM

Dumping a woman in style.

http://www.break.com/index/another-...umped-hard.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 10:19 AM

That is classic Joe.

jen on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 11:14 AM

Marc-- you going to flanagan's tomorrow? I might show up.

joe on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 12:26 PM

So a plane crashed less then a mile away from my house this morning. The Big 4 bridge downtown is on fire. Our pet's heads are falling off.

Jay on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 12:36 PM

What?

douglas on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 1:46 PM

god is looking for you joe, he's going to take you out, even if that means he's taking all of louisville with you

douglas on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 1:49 PM

i would wear a helmet or something if i was you

joe on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 1:57 PM

If you hear about a bus crash between 4:30 and 5:00 start worrying about me.

joe on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 2:06 PM

Next up, sewage back up all over main street in front of my office.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 2:08 PM

If the Big 4 Bridge burned down it would improve the scenary.

Phil on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 2:15 PM

CNN has some cool footage of the plane wreck:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us...n.backyard.wave

Phil on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 3:02 PM

This Rick Ankiel guy has an arm. They should try him at pitcher sometime:
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?...200805072655396

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 4:36 PM

That's right, us outfielders should get our chance on the mound.

Thanks,

Jose Conseco

Phil on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 4:47 PM

hey joe, chris or brent - we need a sub for tonight. The game is at 9pm if you want to play. We have a few defensive holes...

joe on Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 5:43 PM

I have softball at 8:30

Jerome on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 9:25 AM

This is SO WRONG (but I can't help but admire the cruel creativity)

Hackers got into the Epilepsy Foundation Website and replaced content with pictures and links of rapidly flashing images.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/2451086...15829?GT1=40006

Jerome on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 9:35 AM

You've already hit a double, triple and HR. You're up 7-0 in the ninth inning. You lay down a BUNT to complete your cycle.

Does ANYONE ELSE have a problem with this?!?!?!

I didn't see the game, but I think that's bush league. If I'm the White Sox pitcher in today's game, Carlos Gomez sees 2 pitches from me - one in the back or one in the ear hole.

joe on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 9:50 AM

That is bush league.

I do like when a no hitter by curt schilling a few years ago was broken up by a bunt single. People called it bush league but all the guy was doing was trying to win a game and get on base however he could.

douglas on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 10:21 AM

i remember that curt schilling game, wasn't it like tied at 0 or they were down just like 1-0 at the time? if they were down by 5 or 6, that'd be bush league, but in that case, if they got one runner on base, it could make a huge difference, so i don't consider that bush league. now bunting for the cycle with a 7 run lead, that's bush league

Phil on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 10:28 AM

I thought Chris Cooley's take on urine tests was pretty funny:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...g?urn=nfl,81183

Phil on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 10:50 AM

I just watched the highlight. He hit a high chopper that bounced over the pitchers head and the shortstop had to rush to field it. They ruled it an infield single.

douglas on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 12:45 PM

so we're having a cornhole contest, i've breezed thru the first two rounds by scores of 21-1, and 21-6. my girl partner was a member of the defending champs apparently, and i'm feeling way too good about humiliating these middle-aged women from accounting.....more updates to come

Bigworm on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 1:56 PM

Barkley's a self admitted dumbass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWGI...ithleather.com/

douglas on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 3:20 PM

so we just won the winner's bracket and we're waiting for the loser's bracket to finish up, here's our scores so far: 21-1, 21-6, 21-6, 21-2. I don't have much competition here, i'm afraid they're starting to realize how much time i've spent at bars and whatnot playing cornhole

joe on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 3:31 PM

I remember playing cornhole before playing cornhole was cool.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Impressive partier to say the least.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354397,00.html

Bigworm on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 4:01 PM

I remember playing cornhole before cornhole was a game with bean bags.

douglas on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 4:06 PM

victory is mine!

douglas on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 4:07 PM

so....that 15 year old girl earned herself a t-shirt. good thing she didn't invite roger clemens to her party though

joe on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 4:11 PM

Did I ever tell anyone tht in the infield there was a tuaca booth? They were advertising Tuaca, ginger and lime. If only they had a sign saying the tuscan mule. We got a great picture of it.

Phil on Thursday, May 08, 2008 at 4:13 PM

this week's Balls Deep on deadspin made me laugh (marc and big jay you guys will like it):
http://deadspin.com/388445/lebron-j...rce-of-the-move

Brock on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 12:16 AM

Mr. Red gets decapitated.

http://www.red-hot-mama.com/2008/05...alks-the-earth/

joe on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 9:09 AM

I'm fucking hammered still. I don't know how I made it to work on time. Good thing I take the bus or I wouldn't have made it.

Bigworm on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 9:59 AM

Thirsty thursday do you in Joe?

joe on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 10:04 AM

that is next thursday. Last night was an accident.

Bigworm on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 10:05 AM

So how did this accident happen?

joe on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 10:17 AM

a glass of bourbon made a glass of wine seem smart which turned into 2 glasses of wine which turned into a bottle of wine which turned into 2 bottles of wine which turned into a half a fifth of bourbon. That was the best tostinos pizza ever.

joe on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 10:36 AM

this guys last name is "Silverdick"

Bigworm on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 11:43 AM

You and Laura drinking?

joe on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Why wouldn't we?

Bigworm on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 1:47 PM

Exactly.

joe on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Anybody get their stimulus checks? I heard everybody are all jacked up and not getting the amounts they are expecting.

Phil on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 2:05 PM

I should have gotten mine today, but I got nothing

jen on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 2:40 PM

my boss got hers already and it was $600... mine's not supposed to come till the 16th.

douglas on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 2:57 PM

joe was drinking wine? is no one else gonna' comment on that? since when you are that sophisticated?

douglas on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 2:58 PM

i got my $600 last week, which supposedly included my child credit of $300, but I was under the impression that the rebate was supposed to be $600, plus the extra $300, so I don't know. I'm waiting for babymama to get hers to see if maybe they put the child rebate on hers...

joe on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 3:00 PM

I had bourbon first. That was my excuse for wine.

Phil on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 3:04 PM

bourbon plus wine I would think would cause a legendary hangover

joe on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 3:15 PM

The hangover kicked in around 10:00.

Phil and any other ESPN.com page 2 readers will appreciate this. Apparently I quote the NBA draft a lot. Last night Laura was talking about a horse that she is buying and was trying to explain what type of horse it was to me. She described the horse to me as long and athletic with tremondous upside potential.

douglas on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 3:36 PM

bourbon and wine don't mix well, they fight each other in your stomach when they meet

tremendous upside potential is way better than downside potential

Phil on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 3:36 PM

she should name the horse "Lorenzo Wade's TUP"

Phil on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 3:39 PM

Ridiculous Beer Pong Table:
http://gizmodo.com/389052/the-most-...shes-your-balls

I think they used all the electricity in Morgantown to make that thing

joe on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 3:39 PM

I've seen that video before. It is awesome.

Where is Lorenzo Wade now, Washington?

Phil on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 3:42 PM

he averaged 15pts a game for San Diego State

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 5:04 PM

You still didn't answer why you were drinking like that. Of course, I guess you never really need a reason.

Jay on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 6:24 PM

I just got back from Bloomington. I'm pretty sure the past seven days is the most I've ever had to drink. We got drunk pretty much every night. I'm going into detox for a few months. Speaking of Tuscan Mules, there were girls there from California and Texas whom I gave mules to, so I've spread them to two more states. Jen, when you were in bloomington, did you go to the Irish Lion much? We went there every night.

Bigworm on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 9:29 PM

Abby and I already have ours, and it was for $1500 which is exactly right.

jen on Friday, May 09, 2008 at 10:52 PM

Yep. We went to Irish Lion a ton. It's diagonal from where I used to work. It's good stuff. lot's of Irish food in Bloomington.

Jay on Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 5:32 PM

I think its safe to say they made several thousand dollars off of our conference. Half of it was probably from the people I hung out with. Wes-Were did you go in Germany on that business trip?

Bigworm on Saturday, May 10, 2008 at 9:39 PM

I flew into Dusseldorf and visited Schwarz Pharma HQ which was in Monheim, Germany.

Jay on Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 1:03 AM

Were they cool cities? I'm thinking about taking a trip there.

jen on Sunday, May 11, 2008 at 10:51 AM

Technically, I think I lived in Bloomington when you guys introduced me to the Tuscan Mule... so the legacy was brought there long ago.

I tried to rephrase that to not sound dirty, but there's pretty much nothing you can do with the Tuscan Mule to make it sound anything but dirty.

Bigworm on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 9:04 AM

I heard a rumor that How You Met Your Mother is not being renewed for next season, can anybody confirm?

Bigworm on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 9:10 AM

Not so much as rumor as the network hasn't decided to pick it up yet. If CBS doesn't pick it up, I have WB does.

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 9:34 AM

I've heard that

Jerome on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 9:40 AM

If I could throw this pitch, I'd still be playing. Why haven't I seen this before?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyEEdPg8gyQ

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 10:34 AM

that surprises me about how i met your mother, i thought the ratings were good, i guess that's why they're bringing britney back, i think it's tonight actually

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 10:41 AM

so i went out both nights this weekend for the first time in a very long time, and i'm fucking dead still. i'm getting old

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 10:57 AM

I heard Nak was in town Friday. I kept it pretty tame with pizza and beer from Clifton's on Friday. I was on the baseball field from 10-4 umpiring. I had coaches joking on me that I looked hungover when actually I was fine. the would blame calls on me being drunk. I laughed. Saturday was a close out Brendan's night.

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 11:36 AM

yeah, dino said you all went to clifton's friday. nak was in town with his 30-yr. old asian girlfriend, i gave you all a call. we just went to o'shea's for awhile, i actually took it somewhat easy, but was out 'til about 1:30, then had to play golf the next morning, got burnt, and then rocked out sat. nite at 4th st. for mike's bachelor party. for the record, i felt really old at o'shea's, it was the first time i've been there for a long time. it used to be i couldn't go in there w/o seeing a bunch of people i knew, fri. i knew nobody, it was full of frat dudes being annoying.

Bigworm on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 11:38 AM

I turn 30 this year.

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 11:38 AM

i'm also sore b/c i fell off the stage at rock bar sat. night dancing with one of the waitresses. she jumped down to help me up, asked if i was okay, and i screamed 'hell no, i spilt my drink,' so she went and got me a free one.

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 11:41 AM

in married years that's like 48

Bigworm on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 11:43 AM

Awesome, younger than I thought. I figured you'd come back with 78.

Phil on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 11:52 AM

Hey, I have an idea. How about we throw down a "Natty Sci XXX" birthday bash sometime in nov/december? Don't three or four of us have birthdays in the Oct - Jan timeframe?

Bigworm on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 11:55 AM

Yes I believe you are correct.
Jay - Oct
Adrian - Oct
Me - Nov
anybody else?

Phil on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:08 PM

I'm in December. Is Lynnie near that too?

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:09 PM

i'm october

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:09 PM

joe, aren't you september?

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:15 PM

Chris, Joanna, my dad and I are all in September. B-mac is October.

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:17 PM

Chris and Joanna both will only be 29

Phil on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:18 PM

yeah, we need the big 30 (hence the XXX) peeps. I was planning a big throw down ala Brent.

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:21 PM

Want to feel old, my neighbor David graduates from Ballard this month. When my brother and I moved into that house he was in the 5th grade.

Jerome on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Well ... I moved to Louisville right before I got married and Chris and Joe's uncle Tim introduced me to his sister who told my wife that she had two sons in high school.

Jerome on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:27 PM

... or was it one in HS and one at Ascension? Who knows - all you ninjas make me feel old ... at least I don't have white pubes yet.

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:34 PM

Hey douglas, does your daughter start kindergarten next year?

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:37 PM

Cuban and I were saying we should throw david a graduation party. You realize how many 17 & 18 year old girls would show up? Dear diary....jackpot.

Phil on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:46 PM

18 is legal, bro. This isn't a morality contest.

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:52 PM

jello shots or jello wrestling?

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 12:59 PM

Shouldn't a 30th b-day party be thrown at Jim Porters you old fucks?

Marc on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 1:09 PM

Anyone feel up for a showing to an old school Flanagans Trivia at 7? I won't be able to make the weekly Tuesday night trivia at Wicks this week, due to a retirement dinner for my mother.

Jay on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 1:12 PM

Marc, I'm in town for my doctor, so I'll be there. Wes, Phil, and I all turn thirty this year. So, I got three emails from Joellen while I was gone last week. On monday, she just told me what a good time she had and what a good guy I was. On tuesday she asked me what a cougar was. On friday she told me she found out what a cougar was and was wondering why I hadn't responded. It got weird.

Phil on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 1:16 PM

Sudhir Venkatesh, the dude who wrote Gang Leader for a Day, wrote up a review of GTA that is pretty solid:
http://www.slate.com/id/2191012/

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 1:20 PM

JIM PORTERS!!!!!!!!!! I'M IN

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 1:21 PM

joe, one more year of pre-k starting in the fall

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 1:22 PM

if you want to feel old though, she's starting to learn how to read, and she makes phone calls

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 1:33 PM

Fuck douglas I didn't even know yo knew how to read, let alone your daughter.

jen on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 1:42 PM

Jay, that's hilarious about Joellen, for the record.

Jay on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 2:07 PM

Yeah, I felt a little awkward reading those emails.

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 2:12 PM

self respect is over-rated

Bigworm on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 2:42 PM

Abby and I were talking about throwing me a 30th at O'sheas like Brent, but I think it would be awesome to have a bunch of us do it. What's better than one Natty Sci bday? A plethora of assholes, I mean natty sci birthdays.

douglas on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 3:31 PM

yeah joe, i can only read dr. seuss books to her as i'm learning alongside her.

did anyone else hear about o.j. mayo? apparently, shockingly enough, he accepted gifts from agents and boosters:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=3390695

Phil on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 4:17 PM

Megan Fox's boobies

Phil on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 4:18 PM

opps
http://defamer.com/389603/megan-fox...-regulation-law

Marc on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 4:19 PM

all this talk of birthdays is getting me sentimental. oh yeah, mine is this month, Memorial Day. I start a new job the next day too. So that could be interesting.

jen on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 4:25 PM

whats the new job, marc?

Bigworm on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 4:41 PM

That's not all that you can see.

Marc on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 5:08 PM

grading tests over the summer until hopefully I get a teaching job.

Marc on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 5:14 PM

oh, yeah. i graduated Saturday. so except for the actual job, I'm officially a teacher.

jen on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 7:07 PM

congrats marc!!

Bigworm on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 9:43 PM

Congrats marc!

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 9:52 PM

some great stories from umpiring tonight. talking with a coach asking who the hot blonde is. Coach starts saying that is what we call a late round draft pick. We start grading different talent in the late rounds. We specify the younger blonde he responds "oh that is my niece."

joe on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 10:45 PM

Dude, we throwing a Brody graduation party, we haven't had a graduation party since chris' med school one and we all know how that turned out

Brock on Monday, May 12, 2008 at 11:22 PM

My dissertation defense party was pretty legendary as well.

Regardless of anyone else's plans, Michelle and I are planning to head down to Gatlinburg for Memorial Weekend even if we just camp. If anyone still wants to go in on a cabin, let me know.

I'll make sure to keep my glass full of bourbon and call someone a lying slut just for the traditional Natty Sci holiday: Marcus Brody's B-day.

joe on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 7:47 AM

Team has one individual qualify for track and field state championships and she wins the team championship.

http://highschool.rivals.com/conten....asp?CID=806832

joe on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 9:35 AM

Bad Idea: Don't yell out in the office why won't you die!

It didn't fly very well in the office until I explained what happened. The veteran is deceased and I am trying to kill him off a computer system. The system won't update to show he is deceased. I got frustrated with the damn computer system. One thing leads to another and I sound like an ass.

joe on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 10:22 AM

Phil, have you ridden in a while? Would you be interested? Chris in on call today so he can't and I am not umpiring tonight.

Phil on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 10:28 AM

count me in. i haven't gone riding since the last time I went with you guys and lord knows I need some exercise.

i think this may mean trivia is off for the evening.

joe on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 10:34 AM

You want to leave from my house or meet at Chris' or at the park? I'll be ready any time after 5:30. I do know my bike pump is at Chris' so I want to pick that up or ride past there. I haven't been on a ride since then either.

Phil on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 10:36 AM

i can meet at your place. I'll just throw my big bike pump in my car

joe on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 10:41 AM

sounds like a plan.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:18 AM

For anybody that didn't see LeBron James dunk on the Celts last night, here it is. I don't think I have ever seen Garnett dunked on quite like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmuW...ithleather.com/

douglas on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:21 AM

any thoughts on britney last night?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:22 AM

Didn't watch it

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:31 AM

But I dvred it

joe on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 12:08 PM

HIMYM pretty much sucked and Britney is fat and annoying

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 12:18 PM

Darth Vader attacks wanna be Jedis.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355268,00.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 12:30 PM

Adrian is going to have a lot of fun travelling back from India. He flies out of Delhi which is about 260 miles from the bombs exploding in India.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiap...ombs/index.html

douglas on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 1:10 PM

yeah, it wasn't a very good one last night, and they don't need to bring her back, her character is annoying as hell. it was funny for one episode, but definitely not for a second, and she can't act for shit anyway. here's the website though where they were hawking last night where marshall and lily sell their stuff, you can buy a vintage barney stinson suit:

http://www.charityfolks.com/cfaucti...go.asp?slrid=76

Jerome on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 1:14 PM

Wes ... here's something you can look forward to with your kid. This morning, I signed my son up for basketball camp this summer.

Welcome to CAMP RONDO:
http://www.rajonrondo9.com/

douglas on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 1:18 PM

if ever there was a heartwarming love story involving two trannies:
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/n...marry_in_Mexico

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 1:50 PM

Awesome Jerome, too bad they put an age limit on it, I would have signed AJ up today.

douglas on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 3:25 PM

priorities:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24594248/?GT1=43001

Marc on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 5:05 PM

Anyone feel up for a showing to an old school Flanagans Trivia at 7? I won't be able to make the weekly Tuesday night trivia at Wicks this week, due to a retirement dinner for my mother.

Jay on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 5:35 PM

WTF? Didn't you post that yesterday, Marc?

Barry on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 8:24 PM

joe, you should build one
http://ultra-awesome.blogspot.com/2...l-post-rah.html

Marc on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 6:33 AM

okay, so my phone sometimes reposts without my permission when i refresh the website. good to know.

Jerome on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 8:22 AM

Big Bang Theory on DVD this fall?
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Bi...y-Season-1/9606

Cuban on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 9:20 AM

Jay, especially for you.

Not racist at all

http://www.myfoxwfld.com/myvoicedc/...gia-restaurant/

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 9:41 AM

The bible is not a science book....and that is coming from the Vatican?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS03/80514006

Fundamentalists are going to be pissed now.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 10:02 AM

Hockey Fight.

Aaaaamericaaaa....FUCK YEAH!

http://www.break.com/index/american...ckey-fight.html

Phil on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 12:19 PM

hey joe, if your game gets rained out we play at 9pm. We're playing a pretty solid team tonight too.

joe on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 12:51 PM

Softball is at 7:30, how long does it take to get from JCC to Tom Sawyer?

Phil on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 12:57 PM

it's like a 15 minute drive I think. Hop on 64 to 264 and take hurstbourne out there and you're good to go. If you play, just wear an orange shirt.

joe on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 1:05 PM

count me in. I'll give you a call if something comes up.

douglas on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 1:31 PM

joe, apparently the new commissioner of our league this year sent out an email after last week's rainouts, and said the only way games are cancelled from now on is if there's lightning

joe on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 1:38 PM

I was forwarded that. As an umpire I say that is bull shit. The commisioner can say one thing but an umpire has the final call once the players step on the field. if the field is ruled unplayable I refuse to let the players play. I hope we play.

june 18th at JCC we have a natty sci coed softball grudge match. Douglas and his place of employment versus me and the Kentucky Department of Veteran's Affairs. Natty Sci head to head coed softball. It will be embarrassing.

Phil on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 2:02 PM

This car was in the 24 hours of LeMons race and it made me laugh:
http://jalopnik.com/assets/resource...08/05/38-37.jpg

douglas on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 2:56 PM

what will be embarrassing is that we'll be by far the best players on the field, which nowadays isn't saying much. i got the lineup for today's game, and keep in mind, i've only been here about a month now, no one here has seen me play, and i'm batting cleanup

joe on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 3:03 PM

Are we going to face off against each other both in the cleanup spot and playing shortstop even though I am a left handed short stop?

douglas on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 3:06 PM

don't know if i'll be a short or not, but i'll definitely be batting 3rd or 4th

joe on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 3:15 PM

I have to bring extra gloves for the people on my team that don't have gloves.

joe on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 3:43 PM

Thirsty Thursday dollar beers at the Bat's tomorrow. Chris and I are going. Anyone interested?

douglas on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 3:48 PM

joe, fyi, our game just got cancelled, so i'd assume yours is as well

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 4:06 PM

Joe - to get to Sawyer, I'd take 264 East to I-71 North to I-265 South. Get off at Westport Road and Chamberlain Lane exit (far right lane) and go towards Tinseltown. Take a left at Friar's Hill Road (Thornton's at the intersection and directly across from Home Depot and Springhurst shopping center), and I believe the softball fields are around the curve and on the right hand side.

Phil on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 4:26 PM

hey marc, are you gonna do anything for your graduation?

Jay on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 5:12 PM

How I Met Your Mother picked up for the 2008-09 season

http://tv.ign.com/articles/873/873602p1.html

Phil on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 6:12 PM

Manny being Manny
http://soxanddawgs.com/?p=4240

Marc on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 8:31 PM

Well my graduation was actually last Saturday, but no I don't have any plans for celebrating my graduation. so if you guys want to get drunk this weekend in honor of it, i am cool with that. don't forget my birthday is coming up, yet another NattySci holiday, I am told. and yet another reason to get fucked up.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 9:28 PM

I'll be out Friday night. Sorry, Joe, have to bail on the tantric concert. One of the residents is having a bachelor party,and it's getting sponsored by a drug rep. Fucking awesome, free booze at a bachelor party. That could turn out quite ugly.

Phil on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 10:53 PM

joe - hope your finger is ok. we ended up losing. they kept going to their speedy black dude and it ate us up.

Jay on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 11:28 PM

I'll be in town this weekend.

douglas on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 8:29 AM

what happened to the finger?

jen on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 8:47 AM

i want to work for the kind of company that can sponsor a bachelor party.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 11:02 AM

Go work as a drug/instrument rep hope one of your clients get married. Everyone that's going uses his product, so if he mentions his product it counts as "education" and he can pay for it. Hell, these people used to pay for trips and other amenities all the time.

douglas on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 11:29 AM

i just got an email with the subject "UK Coach Billy Clyde on the Recruiting Trail!", and it has a picture of a kid that can't be more than 2 dunking on a little play basketball goal, w/ BCG peering in the window. i thought it was funny

joe on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 11:31 AM

I was playing flag football with Phil and I ruptured a tendon in my finger. I have a drs appointment later today.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 12:00 PM

Does anybody have a clue why drugs are costly or why there is an influx of generics coming to this country.

Damn Joe that sucks. Maybe you need to quit playing flag football you pussy. Hammie, tendon in finger, next thing we will know your vagina will be wet. (yes I am kidding)

douglas on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 12:02 PM

and he'll be drinking wine...

burn! and brody, now that you're a teacher, don't be this guy:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355761,00.html

joe on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 12:09 PM

first thing i said when i realized it was fucked was anybody got any tape? they told to just go home and get it checked out. I wanted to play more.

douglas on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 12:11 PM

this is great:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...icle1165282.ece

jen on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 1:47 PM

speaking of drinking...

tonight is happy hour at the Galt House for the Young Advertising Professionals. Free valet in front of waterfront plaza, or if you happen to work in waterfront plaza, just go to the Central Bank lobby for free drink tickets and food. You don't have to be a member. Starts at six if you're up for free booze.

jen on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 1:48 PM

oh, and there's a "mystery drawing". Was supposed to be a basketball signed by Rick Pitino, but he left town and no one knows where he left it. If they find it, thats what it will be. Last time the prize was money.

joe on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 2:07 PM

i work there and belong to central bank. not at work today though. no surgery, 12 weeks keeping my finger hyperextended.

jen on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 2:11 PM

central bank is the best sponsor ever. at our last happy hour, they bought all of our drinks too.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 2:29 PM

Damn I want free booze and you won't get wet like you will at the baseball game.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 2:37 PM

Unless it starts raining, harder we won't get that wet. There won't hardly be anyone there so we can just sit under the upper deck, and the beer lines will be quite short.

joe on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 2:38 PM

drinking isn't about the convenience it is about the destination. As long as we all end up drunk we are all winners.

joe on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 2:58 PM

so everytime the doctors would ask which finger it was I injured instead of ring finger I kept wanting to call it the taint rammer.

douglas on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 4:06 PM

that's classy joe

so here's a real life teen wolf:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...e-conditon.html

jen on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 4:16 PM

Just show up, wes.

douglas on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 4:42 PM

that's what abby told him on their wedding day

douglas on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 4:43 PM

and their wedding night...

jen on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 5:03 PM

meheheh

Bigworm on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 5:30 PM

Nice one.

adrian on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 5:31 AM

Damn it feels so good being home.

Jay on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 7:09 AM

So how was your trip?

adrian on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 9:34 AM

It was awesome.

Marc on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 10:18 AM

got anymore details to share about your trip? accommodations? flight? food? girls? handjobs?

douglas on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 11:53 AM

transvestite hookers?

Jerome on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 12:11 PM

butt sex with cows?

adrian on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 12:35 PM

cows are sacred. I had to hump a goat instead.

joe on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 12:44 PM

So you didn't plow a cow yelling who's a god now?

joe on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 12:56 PM

stripling gone from UL football team for violating team rules

Bigworm on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 1:41 PM

"joe on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 12:56 PM

stripling gone from UL football team for violating team rules"

Another one bites the dust.

douglas on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 1:47 PM

back to the sex with animals things, you know what would've been funny, if you gave a mule a tuscan mule, get it...

Bigworm on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 1:47 PM

Energy Department cancels shipping oil barrels to the reserve.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356339,00.html

douglas on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 1:49 PM

that is going to help the price of gas all of 'none at all'

douglas on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 1:50 PM

nothing but election year bullshit

Bigworm on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 2:16 PM

I agree with you Douglas. I just find it funny.

joe on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 3:40 PM

Nobody knows the movie "the wizard' in my office.

douglas on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 4:09 PM

the kickoff for super mario 3, how can they not

joe on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 4:12 PM

Use the whistle

jen on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 4:19 PM

I like the tanooki suit.

douglas on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 4:25 PM

i remember watching that movie for the first time back when i was a huge nintendo freak and basically nut my pants when they unveiled SM3

douglas on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 4:26 PM

working the day before you leave for a long trip sucks, this last half hour is about the be the longest of my life

Marc on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 4:59 PM

have a good one douglas

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 6:35 PM

If anyone ends up going out tonight, give me a call. I'll probably be out and about in the Baxter Ave area.

douglas on Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 11:07 AM

i'm out, if you read about any international incidents, think of me. holla

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 4:57 PM

Holy fuck, drug rep sponsored bachelor parties are a bad idea. I think I may still be drunk. Use Thrombin.

Brent on Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 7:51 PM

I just finished my first triathlon, a half-ironman. It took me 7 hours 3 minutes, Im freaking exhausted.

Bigworm on Saturday, May 17, 2008 at 8:56 PM

Chris - did you kill anybody last night?

Brent on Sunday, May 18, 2008 at 10:24 AM

Is this what you guys look like when you're mountain biking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5dW...feature=related

Freakin insane!

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 18, 2008 at 12:14 PM

We would make those guys our bitches...after we got out of the hospital and all our broken bones healed.

Wes, I don't think I killed anybody. No blood ended up on me and all the strippers walked out on their own. I may have gotten into it with a guy from a second bachelor party who was hanging out with us. When he was introduced to me, he called me a white trash piece of shit. At that point in the night, I was sober enough to recognize that he wasn't, but later on I may have had some words with him.

Jay on Sunday, May 18, 2008 at 4:23 PM

Speaking of Bachelor parties, Marc and I ran into BG last night on his. I cried a little bit.

Bigworm on Sunday, May 18, 2008 at 10:27 PM

Jay are you referring to BG as Brian Guinn?

Jay on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 12:38 AM

Yep. The poor bastard.

joe on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 7:50 AM

Yep, for his bachelor party they were playing touch football then grilling out and going to Baxter Avenue. What a kick ass bachelor party.

douglas on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 8:01 AM

coming to u live from paris between classes, the first night we all got bombed, more on tap for tonite. saw 2 girls makin out last nite that was cool.

douglas on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 8:02 AM

french keyboards suck by the way; they rearrqnge all the letters

joe on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 8:38 AM

yell at any french people yet?

Bigworm on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 9:31 AM

Douglas you should have worn an American Flag as a cape and call out all those yellow bastards and thell them pancakes are better than crepes.

Marc on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 10:37 AM

whose up for some old school Flanagans trivia tonight at 7?

Barry on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 10:53 AM

douglas is your European tour restricted to France or will you be visiting other nations as well? I ask because I'm flying to Italy Thursday and will be there for a week.

joe on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 11:00 AM

What will be more successful, Natty Sci Europe or NFL Europe?

adrian on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 11:19 AM

I can't make it this night marc but i will start going to trivia again next week. I am looking at some condo stuff today and the rest of the week. I plan on watching IRON MAN some time during the week. If you are down with that let me know.

Bigworm on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 11:33 AM

I want to watch Iron Man.

Adrian - when are you doing condo stuff? Doing it after work or what?

Jay on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 11:58 AM

I know this is kind of short notice, but we're having a stagger Friday, May 30th.

adrian on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 12:45 PM

All this week i am focused on the Condo. It is only a mile from where i live now. Bradford Commons is the place.

http://www.myhillshome.com/bradford...tent/index.html

I am looking at the Sherriden layout. It is a thrid floor with about 1490 square feet.

jen on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 1:41 PM

stagger stagger stagger stagger!

adrian on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 2:40 PM

i just called my leasing complex to see how much it would cost to break my lease. it is rediculous. looks like the condo will wait

joe on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 3:12 PM

Something wrong with your current place or is this just a sweet condo you want?

jen on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 3:40 PM

you could always try to get someone to take over your lease. Some complexes will let you do that.

adrian on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 4:26 PM

Nothing wrong with my apartment it is just that i really like the condo and with housing rates the way they are right now i wanted to try and get it.

Jay on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 5:26 PM

Our secretary had the bright idea today to start a swear jar, because apparently I was saying damn and crap to much.

Marc on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 5:45 PM

Jay, just convert dam to "handjob" and crap to "dry-hump"
They aren't technically swears.

Phil on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 6:51 PM

hey marc, i'm still in LA so I can't make it. I'll be making it back late on Tuesday so I'm not sure if I'll be able to make it on time to trivia on tuesday either

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 9:11 PM

How is "crap" a swear? Is "damn" really considered a swear too? I mean isn't it just a term to condemn something to hell? You should just make your fucking vulgarities more offensive so that they will accept the minor shit that slips out.

joe on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 9:26 PM

http://sportspickle.com/features/vo...8-0514-eli.html

she touched my wee wee in my thundercats pajamas

joe on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 9:35 PM

Jon lester 1 out away from a no hitter maybe I can jinx him here. Fucking beantowners

joe on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 10:14 PM

best phone call ever from cuban.

loud noises in background

who are the people you call when you are hammered and want to get your car home?

city scoot?

yeah awesome thanks.

Jay on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 7:17 AM

At least he didn't try to drive.

jen on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 10:59 AM

I prefer cab rides with Peruvians.

joe on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 11:02 AM

I just talked to him, turns out he was sober and just went blank on a conversation. Way cooler story if he was hammered on Monday night.

joe on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 2:55 PM

When I take over I am going to legalize prostitution because pimpin' ain't easy. That is my election day stance.

Barry on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 3:25 PM

joe were you listening to cowherd this morning? "the nba lottery draft is the best two minutes in sports. Some say its the Kentucky Derby. Tonight's draft is like the derby only no one gets euthanized at the end."

joe on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 3:56 PM

I luaghed my ass off when i heard that today.

joe on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 4:07 PM

getting drunk watching election coverage

http://www.coedmagazine.com/sex/Guys-Room/8776

Jay on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 4:41 PM

I just heard a radio commercial for smirnov ice light. For the people who can't handle the boldness of smirnov ice.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 7:55 PM

Another great concert coming to the 'Ville...Green Jelly of the three little pigs fame. Seriously, though, Clutch is playing Thursday night. Shinedown is coming June 11, and their new single sounds a lot better than their last album.

joe on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 9:03 PM

Blind melon and zz top

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 11:22 PM

Matt Ryan signs a 6 year $72 Million dollar deal with the Falcons.

Marc on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 6:38 AM

So Jen does Tim get a discount on everything, like the WiiFit? *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

douglas on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 6:44 AM

late response, but barry, im also going to belgium on fridqy, but no italy. i havent been a rude american yet, but there are some asshole frenchies for sure. im going to moulin rouge tonight so i get to see boobies, and apparently its right in the middle of their red light district, so i have a feeling there will be a story or two.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 7:59 AM

In sports news, Mike Piazza retired. Was he even playing for anybody? The article also said he was married. I thought that guy was supposed to be gay or something.

joe on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 8:35 AM

I believe he is married to a playboy playmate. He is married to one along with another supposed homo QB Jeff Garcia. Tim Couch is married to one also who he stole from Cade McNown, 2 QBs with excellent NFL careers, both probably homos as well.

Well he was listed as a free agent, but the last team he played for was the Oakland A's. Remember when Clemens tried to impale him with a broken bat. Awesome.

joe on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 8:36 AM

Todays question at work, TV friends with nicknames, preferably inappropriate.

Boner - Growing Pains
Cockroach - Cosby Show
Donkey Lips - Salute your Shorts
Token - South Park

jen on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 8:39 AM

This day in History: 1819 - Bicycles were first seen in the U.S. in New York City. They were originally known as "swift walkers."

jen on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 8:40 AM

yes Marc, he gets a discount on wii fit. 30% if I remember correctly...

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 11:42 AM

Wii Fit trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oNVIcMnZh4

first time I have ever seen it.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 11:56 AM

You're screwed Vaughn.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356692,00.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 12:08 PM

Actually he will probably be fine, but if you get some pissed off father on the jury you are screwed.

Barry on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 1:02 PM

I hate waiting at home for the repair man. This apartment blows and there are 4 things that need to be fixed. He went to the store 1.5 hrs ago for a faucet, a faucet handle, and a dead bolt...he'll have to get someone else to get the window ac unit fixed. I'm trying to finish a manuscript before I leave, but I can't go to the library to get papers. Damn it. On another note, How I Met Your Mother is officially headed in the direction of Friends. Damn it.

joe on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 1:07 PM

Apparently ryan perilloix is blaming all of his problems on his diagnosis of OCD.

Barry on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 1:41 PM

yeah, did you follow that logic? I did not

joe on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 1:47 PM

Did he mean to say ADHD?

Jerome on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 1:52 PM

The logic is that someone keeps leaving weed there just smoldering so he smokes it.

If he leaves it there it there, it would have ashed the coffee table and dirt can't get on the coffee table because if it does, he has to go into the kitchen to get the dust pan and broom which would mean that he needs to wash his hands 3 times before he goes into the kitchen and the bathroom is out of soap so he needs to go to the store to buy 2 more bars of soap so that the number of bars in his apartment is divisible by 3 but the drawer with his keys in them can't remain open for longer than 2.8 seconds and can only be done when he's certain that no one will ring his doorbell.

So, I understand ...

Barry on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 2:43 PM

actually, I need to quit bitching, the repair man just left and he did a nice job.

Phil on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 3:08 PM

I wish you could do place bets on stuff like "Big Bang Theory will suck now that Sheldon hooked up with that chick"

Phil on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 3:08 PM

er, whatever that dude's name is

joe on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 3:16 PM

I'm hoping it is a dream sequence

Phil on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 3:40 PM

I do have to say I like the whole Schrödinger's cat theory of dating. That was clever

joe on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 4:00 PM

You need to walk up to a random girl at a bar and ask her if she knows about Schrödinger's cat and see what she says. If yes kiss her and say the cat's still alive.

Phil on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 4:09 PM

And, of course, if she slaps you just say "cat's dead" and walk away

joe on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 4:16 PM

I don't think there would be anything creepy about taht at all

Phil on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 5:17 PM

Being creepy is my go to pick up move.

Phil on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 5:37 PM

The Man U v Chealsea game was fun to watch (the end at least)

joe on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 6:01 PM

PKs

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 6:07 PM

Joe, do you still have that on DVR? I'm intrigued by the cat theory of dating. What little you and Phil just said makes no sense to me.

Jay on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 6:20 PM

Phil- It was Leonard that hooked up with penny. I'm guessing Big Bang theory will probably pull a How I Met Your mother, and only have them together for a little while. Although, I think it is "sitcommy" enough to have Sheldon and Penny hook up (again pulling a How I Met your Mother). Speaking of HIMYM, we at least had 3 great seasons with Barney. I'm still a hopeful that they can do something good with the show. (They are really good writers, after all). "I know, it was a boob in a money suit!"

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 6:37 PM

Now it makes a little more sense, but I think it's a little retarded...the show, not your version of it.

Phil on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 at 10:46 PM

I saw a funny Chris Rock quote on Hilary dropping out today: "If you leave a club at 1am; it was your choice not to get laid. But if you wait till the club closes, you're ugly, and that's why you didn't get laid."

Bigworm on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 12:16 AM

HIMYM is turning very gay. For the record, I hated the show Friends.

joe on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 7:47 AM

derrick character academically ineligible

adrian on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 9:30 AM

Jessie and I watched Iron Man last night. That movie is awesome.

joe on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Chris, I think I still have that episode, not positive.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 11:19 AM

Funniest thing I have seen in a while.

http://www.break.com/index/bestbuy-dance-off.html

Phil on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 11:59 AM

Chris Cooley, from deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...-?urn=nfl,83661

Phil on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 12:13 PM

Anyone up for riding today after work?

joe on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 12:48 PM

I can't, umpiring, not sure if I can anyways. It is hard to use the back brake.

I read that about cooley earlier. He is my hero.

Phil on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 2:10 PM

I hit the trails for lunch. They are in real nice shape today.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 3:04 PM

Very tempting, I haven't been on my bike this year yet.

Phil on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 4:37 PM

Cool video of some of the new Madden 09 features:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...-?urn=nfl,83948

I really like the Backtrack stuff

Phil on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 5:27 PM

For those who still haven't gotten your stimulus checks:
http://consumerist.com/tag/stimulus...ulus-payment-if

Jay on Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 6:02 PM

I got my stimulus check. I did the responsible thing and put it in savings. And by put it in savings, I mean I bought an XBox 360.

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 10:07 AM

$600 in hookers and blackjack would have been just as productive and stimulating...for the economy.

Phil on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:15 AM

The Simmons & Klosterman "BS Report" on ESPN.com is certainly worth listening too
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio...hive?id=2864045

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:22 AM

We are messing around with texting language today. Does anybody know what BISFLATM (boy I sure feel like a turquoise monkey) means?

Marc on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 11:44 AM

Jen, has your phone number changed? because aren't you on a fmaily plan now?

jen on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 12:38 PM

I got your text... still on the family plan... just haven't responded cause I was driving when I got it, and just havent gotten around to responding.

Thursday works great. I'll buy you a birthday beer. Sorry I'll be in Phoenix this weekend soaking up sunshine and drinking stuff with umbrellas in it. But happy early Birthday!

jen on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 12:40 PM

PS, I apologize that I am running out of epic gifts. The single serve Jager bomb, the innertube w/taco kit and Cuba Libre and Havana Cola... I'll have to think of something.

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 12:41 PM

Chris and I were wondering if we were honoring the natty sci holiday anytime?

jen on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 12:44 PM

And there's a Stagger soon, right?

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 12:56 PM

What is the definition of a few drinks and what is the difference between landing on your head from 60 feet and 150 feet?

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?sl...p&type=lgns

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 1:01 PM

How come we never heard more from Spacehog? "In the meantime" was an excellent song

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 1:04 PM

This must be my lucky day, Spacehog followed by Candlebox. I feel like I am in 6th grade again.

Phil on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 1:08 PM

The new Weezer video is an internet wet dream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9...mp;feature=user

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 1:32 PM

The radio is money today, I change the channel and get a little "every rose has its thorn." It would be way cooler if it was the velcro pygmies but it will do.

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 2:09 PM

I'm bored

Bigworm on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 2:15 PM

Me too.

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 2:17 PM

Anybody working Monday? It is a federal holiday.

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 2:18 PM

i take my head phones off for a while and put them back on and what am I treated to.....Mudshovel.

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 3:29 PM

So I was umpiring last night and inbetween games the guy I was working with got high.

A kid turned to me and said we suck as they were losing pretty bad, I told him "clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."

jen on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 3:39 PM

One hour, 21 minutes to epic weekend. I'm psyched.

Phil on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Anyone playing in a softball league up at Seneca Park on Thursday nights? I wasn't doing anything besides riding after work on thursdays so I've been recruited to play center field so we have some "speed" (HA HA HA) in the outfield.

So far we are 1-0, and I'm batting 1.000 with two RBIs. I rule.

joe on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 4:00 PM

Douglas and I are JCC wednesday's, Chris is Mondays at Seneca.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 6:13 PM

Yeah, so natty sci holiday this weekend right. plus we didn't celebrate his graduation. Natty sci bbq sometime this weekend given that the weather should be nice? Who's up for it?

Brock on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 6:50 PM

Off to Gatlinburg Mother Fuckers! Rock the hillbilly golf!

Bigworm on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 7:01 PM

I only have plans tomorrow night till 9, I am free otherwise and off monday

Jay on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 7:10 PM

I'll be in town through monday. We need to party. And yes, there is a stagger a week from today, so Jen, if you and Marc go out on thursday, don't get to drunk. Joe-those songs came out when I was in high school. God, I hate you.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 7:33 PM

If anyone is interested, Scott and I are planning to ride at Waverly tomorrow around 11.

Bigworm on Friday, May 23, 2008 at 9:47 PM

anything happening tonight?

jen on Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 12:53 AM

Well I'll be driving, so I won't be getting drunk.

Brock on Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 1:19 AM

If you haven't gotten my text message,

Extra bed available in Gatlinburg if interested. I booked a single and got a double, sweet deal!

Mullets!!!

Phil on Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 4:24 PM

Ah, memorial day weekend. My yearly reminder that lacrosse equipment company have some really weird ads.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 4:31 PM

So if anyone is going to be hungry soon, we would like to have a cookout in honor of the Natty Sci holiday. Bring food, we'll light the grill at my house, and have a few drinks.

Phil on Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 5:27 PM

I'm probably heading over there around 7pm. I'll bring some beer.

Phil on Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 5:28 PM

btw, i was doing some spring cleaning and I found a pair of jeans that I don't wear anymore because they are pretty jacked up. I found a receipt in the pocket for a little half off wing style tenders from o'charley's.

Brock on Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 1:06 AM

Horses fart alot.

Phil on Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 5:30 AM

speaking of farting, white castle was a huge mistake

Phil on Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 5:39 AM

hmmmm, i may be drunk if I found this video AWESOME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9dpTTpjymE

mowgli on Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 11:57 AM

Dude, I haven't posted on here for years...but that as the worst video ever.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Anyone interested in riding today?

Barry on Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 7:22 PM

ciao,
venice is awesome. italian women are hot...but don't age well. the food is awesome. going to rome and the vatican (catholic mecca) tuesday.

Brock on Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 7:23 PM

Its annoying when everyone gets to travel about the world and my biggest trip of the year is a 4 hour drive to Appalachia. I need a new career.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 9:01 PM

Don't worry Brock not all of us are jet setters. Our last big adventure was down to Gatlinburg too. The next one will probably be camping in this state.

douglas on Monday, May 26, 2008 at 6:52 AM

still in paris; went to belgium last week, and for the record, their beer is awesome. im not sure how im still technically functioning, im drinking every night, and there was a brawl with six of us the other night by the bastille, we beat up some frenchies, that was fun, dont have enuf time to elaborate though; will later.

douglas on Monday, May 26, 2008 at 6:53 AM

i am representing both the sci and america quite well though

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 26, 2008 at 11:35 AM

Anyone want to ride today around 5PM?

Phil on Monday, May 26, 2008 at 12:05 PM

If it isn't raining, I'm down. But it looks like an afternoon of thundershowers to me.

Bigworm on Monday, May 26, 2008 at 1:40 PM

I was wanting to ride this morning around 11ish, but decided against it because the rain was moving in. In fact, it's still moving in. Go figure.

Jerome on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 9:54 AM

I'm surprised none of you guys did the ride downtown yesterday.

joe on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 10:14 AM

I've done a couple of those rides. Too many biking douchebags.

So I got in trouble at work in a training class on HIV/AIDS claims. They asked how is HIV transmitted and I said "$2 hookers and toilet seats."

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 10:45 AM

How can they dispute that?

joe on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 10:50 AM

Isn't that how you got the HIV Worm? Was that you at New Years that said to some one that was sick on the phone thats nothing i got the HIV?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 11:06 AM

This guy gets a t-shirt.

http://www.break.com/index/grandpa-...-beer-pong.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 11:09 AM

Joe must of been how I contracted it.

I was talking to Douglas's sister on the phone who said she wasn't coming to the party because she was sick. I asked her what she had, it was something lame like a cold, so I responded, oh that's nothing I've got the HIV and I am still partying.

Douglas found that to be pretty funny.

joe on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 2:12 PM

2 broke stoners on the street corner playing the guitar and bongo asked me for some change or pocket garbage to keep their dollar bill from blowing away. I thought it was creative.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 3:32 PM

Papa John's has a new whole wheat crust out. Has anbody tried it?

jen on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 5:43 PM

For the record, I heart Phoenix. Had the most awesome hotel room ever. My friend works for a resort there and we got the presidential suite. Jay Leno checked out and I checked in. Most awesome weekend ever.

Jay on Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 5:49 PM

So is the stagger now going to suck by comparison?

jen on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 9:18 AM

Stagger never sucks.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 10:01 AM

Funny to me.

http://www.break.com/pictures/the-c...eath509295.html

Phil on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 10:08 AM

They are jack hammering out our cement steps about 10 ft from my office. I am also slightly hungover.

Not good times.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 10:24 AM

Reggie Love with Obama. Now that is just nuts.

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com...p=6191#comments

Phil on Wednesday, May 28, 2008 at 9:51 PM

we played your old team tonight, joe. I got revenge for ya.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 12:02 AM

Big Jay - Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. Not sure if you saw this or not, but Lucas is developing a game that is set between Episode III and Episode IV. You play as Vader's secret apprentice, and as the name suggests you use force powers to unleash hell.

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/770/770534p1.html

douglas on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 7:43 AM

detox and jet lag don't mix

joe on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 9:06 AM

So Douglas, we lost our softball game last night when a triple play turned into only one out. On an infield fly rule our girl completely missed the ball. Batter out. I came in from right center to second and went to tag two runners who ran. The ump called infield fly rule, dead ball, and made all the runners go back. This was the bottom of the last inning they all scored after that, game over. I argued with the umpire but he was an idiot. Stupid people piss me off.

douglas on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 9:18 AM

stupid people suck...we have our showdown in a couple wks. don't we? i've been wide awake since 5:30 this morning, i'm still six hours ahead. and i get home last night, and my car is missing a fucking hubcap. on a happier note, i supported castro's regime by purchasing some cuban cigars in paris and smuggling them thru customs. i had to buy a special bag to put them in and take all the labels off, but they're in. was it bad that the lady in the airport who sold them to me told me how to get them by customs? i also sneaked an extra couple bottles of wine thru as well.

joe on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 9:28 AM

Jue 18th i believe

Dino will be proud of you

jen on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 10:19 AM

So one of the magazines I deal with in China just sent this Olympic "gold medal" to me in the mail trying to get me to buy their "Olympic Advertising Special". Should I send back the medal with a note that says "free Tibet"?

Bigworm on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 11:00 AM

Glad to hear you made it back Douglas and the potential pending international crisis was thwarted.

So you have to tell me about kicking some Frenchie ass.

douglas on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 11:21 AM

so we were out drinking, it's like 3 or something, we're out in front of like 3 or 4 bars right by the bastille, and there's this dude just hitting this chick in plain sight in the middle of the street. we tried to ignore it at first and not get involved, but he kept doing it, so this guy in our group goes and says something to him. he didn't like it, words were exchanged, and he swung frenchie swung at this guy. there were like six of us, and we pounced on this guy immediately, and then like four of his friends came out and jumped in. it was pretty quick, but basically it was over pronto, we pounded their ass, and it was over when one of our guys threw one of their guys' heads into a car window. that's when we gathered everyone up and started heading back to the hotel. going back, turn around and we're a man down, the smallest guy in the group, we turn around and they're kicking this guy on the ground, so we go back and do it over again, drop them, get our guy and get the fuck out of there b/c we don't know who else might be in the bar with their group, and it's probably not a good idea to get into a brawl in a strange country where we don't know anybody. a cop car drove by and didn't stop, we thought we were fucked when we first saw him drive by

Bigworm on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 4:36 PM

Man Douglas, sounds like you had fun in France. And it is always good when you can kick some Frenchie ass.

And some hockey player was killed in a motorcycle-tractor trailer crash.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/story/...189528?MSNHPHMA

Phil on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 5:40 PM

Top 22 Weirdest SI covers of all time
http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn..../1/22/index.htm

Jay on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 6:29 PM

Douglas-Okay, if some guy was beating a girl, you were right to step in. Knowing you, I thought you might have gotten into a fight for no reason.

Jay on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 6:30 PM

Reminder-stagger tomorrow. It's shaping up to be pretty epic. When you all come up, try to get here around 7 or so (drinking starts promptly at 8)

Bigworm on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 11:19 AM

Now Jay - Douglas nor I would ever get into a fight without any reason. It might not be a good reason, but there is always a reason.

douglas on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 11:34 AM

yeah, it doesn't always take a good reason. we watched the guy for awhile as the argument escalated and then he started hitting her, we thought it would stop, but it didn't, we really didn't want to jump in being that we were in a foreign country, but no one else was doing anything about it, so it was hard to just keep sitting there. it was hard to offend anyone like we normally do b/c they didn't always understand what we were saying, so we were basically just really loud a lot and being 'rude americans.' we got kicked out of like 4 or 5 places. we even got kicked out of ouside. we were outside of the hotel being loud one night, and the front desk guy came outside and made us come in. never thought you could get kicked out of ouside, but it is possible. the trip was a blast, it's kinda depressing getting back to everyday life

Bigworm on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 12:09 PM

Douglas did you go to Paris because of the MBA program?

joe on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 1:07 PM

So this creepy 26 year old guy I work with that went to Bellarmine randomly at lunch just starts telling me about how he wants to have kids now. I told him this was inappropriate language for the break room, I'm trying to watch the price is right. He ruined my roast beef sandwich and TPIR.

joe on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 1:10 PM

Is it ever appropriate for a guy to randomly start talking to another guy about his plans to have kids. He isn't even dating or married either.

by the way, Brian Guinn is getting married this weekend.

douglas on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 1:29 PM

what's the 26 yr old's name? if he's 26, then he had to be there when we were...

wes - yes, i went with the MBA program

joe on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 1:43 PM

Yep, we graduated with him, Kyle Rogers.

douglas on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 2:42 PM

don't know him, but his name sounds kinda douchy

douglas on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 2:55 PM

or is it douchey?

joe on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 3:06 PM

i didn't know him either.

douglas on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 3:09 PM

i guess he just wasn't part of the cool people like we were

joe on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 3:21 PM

Exclusive company there.

Bigworm on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 4:21 PM

Very exclusive.

Anything happening this weekend besides the stagger?

I'll be leaving Monday morning for Charlotte, NC for work and won't be back till Thursday. That's pretty much a vacation.

douglas on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 4:46 PM

i don't know of anything, cuban texted me about a possible poker game tomorrow night, but that's it

Jay on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 4:52 PM

You're more than welcome to come up here and make friends with the bouncers again, Wes.

Bigworm on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 5:22 PM

Thanks Jay, but I don't want to get completely out of control tonight.

Jay on Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 2:52 AM

Yeah, my "friends" tried to fix me up with a meth whore tonight. It was weird. I'm frigging hammered right now. Apparently, Benji's sister loves Godzilla cock. This took me for-fucking-ever to type.

joe on Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 12:19 PM

here is how it should have been typed:

Jay on Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 2:52 AM
Yeah, my "friends" fixed me up with a meth whore tonight. It was weird. I'm frigging hammering her right now. Apparently, Benji's sister loves my Godzilla cock. This took me for-fucking-ever to type.

Brock on Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 3:08 PM

nice

Jay on Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 6:29 PM

I'll give you the second point Joe, not the first.

Brock on Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 8:20 PM

Jay Bruce is a baseball god.

Phil on Sunday, June 01, 2008 at 11:23 AM

i'm just glad someone finally picked up jay bruce. I've been eying him for the past two weeks, but I'm already stuck with a team full of outfielders

Bigworm on Sunday, June 01, 2008 at 9:19 PM

Of course he's awesome, he has two first names.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 9:28 AM

Anyone up for another camping trip in a couple weekends? I'm off 6/7-15, and would plan on going 13-15 or so. Don't know where yet, but would probably head south in case Brock and Michelle wanted to come again.

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 9:30 AM

So there is a Thirsty Thursday at the Bats this Thursday, then the 19th, 26, July 3rd, July 17 and 24th. So there is dollar beer at the ballpark 6 of the next 8 weeks. I think we should capitalize on this. Who is with me? I think it would be fun to hit up a few of these. I know Cuban and I are hitting up the July 3rd one definitely. 32 days till BUSM.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 10:16 AM

Well, hell yeah, we need to hit these up.

Fort Lauderdale must be a rich ass place. In one night there, I saw more expensive cars than my lifetime in Louisville. Besides the Mercedes, BMW's, and Lexuses that were all over the place, I saw a Ferrari, Lamborghini, 2 Bentleys, and a Rolls. Fucking insane.

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 10:47 AM

Beer, drink it, it's good, beer.

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 10:52 AM

Chris Redman is rated a 82 in Madden 09 and is listed as the starting quarterback. Time to preorder that shit! Brohm is listed as second string with the Pack and has an 80.

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 11:05 AM

Woodson is rated a 72, but is on the depth chart at #3. Harry Douglas is a 79 and the third WR for the falcons.

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 11:16 AM

Tropic Thunder viral video
http://www.guesswhichmovie.com/news/341

Barry on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 11:34 AM

I'm back. When I was 13 I made a list of places to go before I died and Rome was #1. It did not disappoint. And the last night there my brother and I ended up passed out on his bathroom floor.

Barry on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 11:35 AM

I leave for the coast tomorrow and will be busting my ass for the next three days.

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 11:41 AM

So your brother is stationed in Rome and you are going to the coast to play with fishies or are you going to get crabs? PhD's sound fun.

Jay on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 11:42 AM

I'm down for camping, Chris.

Barry on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 11:48 AM

my brother is actually in aviano (near venice) we spenth the last day there. I'm setting up a field experiment. it is fun but its a lot of f-ing work. For the next two days I'll be starting before the sun comes up and ending after it goes down.

douglas on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 12:03 PM

that's more productive than i was in paris and belgium, i just drank a lot. belgian beer is the shit by the way, so are belgian waffles and belgian chocolate

Jay on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 12:03 PM

And belgian whores.

douglas on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 12:04 PM

especially when you tie them up and leave without paying those bitches

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 12:05 PM

Are there any good animals in Belgium?

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 1:43 PM

We went to the hotdog place for lunch. Verdict: much better at 5am

douglas on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 1:55 PM

joe - yeah, i got my hands on one of these bad boys:

http://www.petplanet.co.uk/petplane...elgian_Hare.htm

He was a fast little fucker, but once I caught him he didn't put up much of a fight

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 1:57 PM

I remember Ross ate a shit load of teh hot dogs Saturday night. I was drunk who knows. My debit card expired at midnight saturday night and that got confusing. I was in and out of it throughout the night, I vaguely remember somethings. Once I had any Jager i knew what the outcome was going to be. Thanks for that jagerbomb Phil. Oh yeah, and I don't do the drunk taxi thing well since my jaw incident. I get a little paranoid when it comes to being drunk trying to get a taxi. I had fun though. Good times.

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 2:11 PM

It's funny - I think Grand Theft Auto left me desensitized to riding in cabs. Normally I'd hessitate and do something stupid like drive home or get in a car with a bunch of strangers and hope for the best. But the easiest way to get around in GTA4 is to take cabs - especially if you've been drinking in the game. So I saw a cab and thought "hey, a cab...I'll just take it home"

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 2:16 PM

I just got thrown under a bus at work. Ouch, my dignity, that hurt.

douglas on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 2:20 PM

that's what the rabbit said

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 2:23 PM

I'd go see more comic related movies if they based movies on characters such as Tyrannosaurus Reich
http://filmonic.com/coolness-tyrann...c-nazi-dinosaur

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 2:32 PM

found a better site with the same images
http://www.forumopolis.com/showthread.php?t=43344

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 2:36 PM

let me clarify since someone at work wasn't sure, the bus is metaphorical. Apparently me getting hit by a real bus is believable.

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 2:37 PM

i'm pretty bored so a clarification on the metaphoric bus-throwing would be also be welcomed.

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 2:57 PM

One of my seriously disabled veterans moved to texas so I transferred the file there following procedures. I sent an email notification and did the proper computer updates. The file is supposed to be Fed Ex’d which our mail people didn’t do. Emails between our office and texas were going back and forth that I wasn’t included in and no one ever said hey Joe what did you do with this file. An email was sent to our office about the file being transferred and our coordinator said I didn’t do anything and that if I had told her she would have made sure proper procedures would have been followed and notification would have been made. I was never contacted about any of this and I just got called into a meeting because their director contacted our director and I had to write up a report saying what I did and submit it. Luckily I had screen prints and didn’t delete emails so I submitted all that to save face. Texas said it was no big deal and then went to our director. If it wasn’t a big deal directors aren’t required. Basically I was made out to be a retard and now I am trying to climb out of the whole someone else dug for me before it ends up a bigger deal and gets sent to Central Office in DC or seomething. Go me.

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 3:05 PM

wow, that's pretty epic right there.

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 3:10 PM

It'll probably end up on a CNN special about how poorly veterans are being treated or something. It just pisses me off that I end up looking like the jack ass for nothing.

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 3:19 PM

hey, we do enough stuff to like jackasses that we deserve, so getting the extra jackass stuff is just over the top.

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 3:36 PM

its jsut stupid

douglas on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 3:45 PM

sports guy chat to cheer you up:
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...?event_id=20902

probably good for two dumps, or an epic white castle cleansing...

Phil on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 4:27 PM

I'm gonna find a little league catch and bribe him to do something like this to joe:
http://deadspin.com/5012360/thats-o...-protest-a-call

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 5:26 PM

worst i've gotten is the mix up in signals between catcher and pitcher and teh pitcher threw a fastball down teh cock and teh catcher jumped out for a pitchout. All you can do is flex and take it like a champ.

Brock on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 7:28 PM

Why is there a big gray square on the posts from 11:42-12:05? ROAR!

jen on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 8:21 PM

I thought that was just something freaky on my computer

joe on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 9:32 PM

go BU

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp...sp&c_id=mlb

Michelle on Monday, June 02, 2008 at 10:08 PM

I'm proposing a Cincinnati weekend trip to catch a Reds game and some Hofbrauhaus entertainment. There is an evening Saturday home game on July 19 vs NYM, or July 26 vs Colorado. Any one interested?

Jerome on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 12:48 AM

Holy crap! What a game! Back to the igloo!!

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 1:03 AM

Get a real first name, Petr Sykora. Jackass.

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 1:05 AM

btw, this video represents how game six will go down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9sQW8eD8QM

stew on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 7:41 AM

Nothing beats watching the Stanley Cup finals from beautiful Phuket Thailand, which IS where I parked my car!! If you have never been here, you owe it to yourself to visit. I finally get to leave my floating steel home!

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 12:39 PM

not everybody post at the same time, you'll clog the site

joe on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 12:52 PM

this place is dead i'm out of here

joe on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 1:55 PM

1) 1994 UK won 1 game in football, who did they beat?
2) Who are Billy Clydes 3 assistant coaches?
3) who has more wins at UK rupp or Joe B., sutton, pitino and tubby combined?
4) since 1999 3 UK football players have kick returns over 100 yards, name tehm?
5) when was the last UK basketball team to not win 10 home games?

1) ron coopers last team went 1-10 who was the one win?
2) who is teh last UL RB to lead teh team in rushing in back 2 back seasons?
3) who has more wins crum at UL or Pitino in his career?
4) who drafted Pervis ellison #1 overall?
5) name the top 5 scorers in UL basketball history.

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:02 PM

who wants to get fucked up this weekend? I'll bring the preparation H:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362304,00.html

I'll start working on those ?s in a minute

joe on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:04 PM

You heard the preperation h thing too. ESPN radio was talking about it.

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:19 PM

1. Central Michigan
2. Cyprien, Cox, Webster
3. Rupp
4. Abney/Little/? (Burton maybe)

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:23 PM

5. i'm gonna' guess tubby's last year, 06-07

joe on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:44 PM

1) X
2) i have no clue I didn't get the answer
3) correct
4) abney and burton are correct
5) X

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:44 PM

1) I know! Illionois! I think I even went to that game.
2) Frank Moreau or Ralph Dawkins. I don't think they've had back to back guys since the 90s
3) Pitino would have had to won something like 100 games per season to top Crum some I'm gonna go with Crum
4) The Kings, drafted ahead of Danny Ferry who had a really weird Skybox rookie hard with him just standing there in a suit.
5) Griff, Ellison, Gaines, Wheat and Gaines. Hmmm, maybe LaBradford Smith at #5

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:45 PM

opps, i need to proof read.

joe on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:53 PM

1) correct
2) Dawkins, i guessed shelman
3) correct
4) correct
5) griff, ellison, wheat and gaines are correct smith incorrect

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:57 PM

Derrik Smith then?

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 2:59 PM

derek smith was my little league basketball coach at middletown, he coached a team with junior bridgeman, and i played with bridgeman's son, this was probably 2 yrs. before he died

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:00 PM

his son nolan, who's at duke now, was a little kid then, and used to shoot on the basket opposite of where we practiced

joe on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:01 PM

Milt Wagner

joe on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:03 PM

You all want the UK answers yet?

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:04 PM

sure, i'm not going to the trouble of looking them up, i was just guessing, i know the 3 assistants are right by the way, tracy webster and glenn cox and glenn cyprien

joe on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:10 PM

1) UL
4) the other was craig yeast
5) the 1998 national championship team. They only had 12 homes games that season.

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:11 PM

i can't believe i didn't know UL, I remember that now, b/c i had many an argument with my UL friends that year about how we sucked and still beat them, never woulda guessed '98, probably shoulda been able to guess yeast

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:12 PM

damn it, I knew the kentucky one about them beating louisville.

joe on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:16 PM

Special thanks to the front row ticket on ESPN Radio 93.9 with Rick Bozich and Jody Demling.

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:37 PM

Ice found on Mars:
http://i29.tinypic.com/250p4ew.jpg

jen on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 3:56 PM

that's no ordinary ice...

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 4:19 PM

alright stop!

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 4:26 PM

ok, i have what I feal is a potentially awesome team name for trivia, but I'm not sure if anyone will get it. With Clinton potentially dropping out today or tomorrow, I want to go with "The democratic nominee is near."

Too subtle or too racist?

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 4:29 PM

too subtle if anything, i don't see what would be racist about it

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 4:32 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071230...uotes#qt0167640

douglas on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 5:01 PM

for those that don't feel like combing thru the blazing saddles quotes:

[Gabby Johnson (on the roof of the church) spots the new sheriff riding into town]
Gabby Johnson: [shouting] The sheriff's a nigger.
[the last word is lost in the peal of a church bell]
Harriett Van Johnson: What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson: He said the sheriff is near.

Been awhile since I watched that, and I love that movie, so I doubt most people would pick up on that team name

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 5:05 PM

yeah, that's what I feared. Jerome got it right away, but then again he's a big giant bigot.

Jay on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 5:23 PM

Dude!

Jerome on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 9:26 PM

I'm not a bigot. I detest white people just as much as black people, Indians, North Koreans, Aussies, Kiwis, Chinese, Haitians, Scandinavians, Spaniards, the Dutch and most of the Houston Rockets.

Phil on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 at 10:30 PM

We went with "Hilary should make like Bill with an intern and pull out" instead.

douglas on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 8:11 AM

if you hate that many people would that make you an equal opportunity bigot? or just an asshole?

joe on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 8:53 AM

nothing wrong with being an asshole

Phil on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 9:23 AM

Futurama is coming back:
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/06/22/n...ntral-for-real/

douglas on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 4:24 PM

joe, do you play tonight?

joe on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 5:08 PM

8:30

joe on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 6:00 PM

Dollar beer bat's game tommorow who is with me besides chris?

Brock on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 7:08 PM

I'm in! Wait, thats the Sounds game I'll be doing dollar beer night at.

Dave on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 at 10:19 PM

I played softball against Doug tonight. Does anyone still talk to him? I haven't seen him since the Natty Sci days.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 12:12 AM

I am in Charlotte, Nc this week for a trade show, and if I hear another "hey you look like Jake Gyllenhyall (sp?) I think I might snap.

On a side note, autographs will be outside the Hilton for $10 bucks a pop.

douglas on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 8:47 AM

i just can't quit you wes

joe on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 8:49 AM

Douglas, we lost last night by the mercy rule and were shutout. Something didn't seem fair from the beginning, we are playing a place called the wellness center, they were all very fit young people, and we have veterans on our team that are receiving military disability from the Gulf and Vietnam.

I keep getting hits taken away from me because the girl in front of me can't run and gets thrown out at second on a ground ball to left. Did you all end up winning?

2 weeks till the big showdown. Are we going to manage to get tossed from the game somehow?

Jerome on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 8:57 AM

Equal opportunity bigot or asshole? Hmmm. I'm going with asshole. I like asshole.

douglas on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 9:05 AM

yeah, we won, but we made a valiant effort to blow it in the last inning. we were up like 6-0, and let them score 5. despite our best efforts we still won though. i have decided that i really need to go to the batting cages unless i want to continue looking like a girl at the plate hitting left handed, it's been longer than i thought since I played co-ed.

jerome, dynamite late-response

Jerome on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 9:14 AM

Relatively speaking, it wasn't that late since this place was deader than the Penguins' Stanley Cup hopes. Nothing sucks more than having a visiting team parade around on your home ice with that oversized champagne flute.

joe on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 9:21 AM

I really thought this was the Maple Leafs year. There is always next season...GO LEAFS GO!!!

I did turn an awesome double play in right center by running past the girl in right field and nearly knocking her over and catching a fly ball on the line and doubling a person off 2nd. I haven't learned how to play well with others in coed softball. i didn't run over the girl at first base this week for standing in the baseline. That is a positive.

joe on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:56 AM

Bats game tonight anybody? At least Chris and I are going. nothing is better for a a warm day then a cold beer.

douglas on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 12:04 PM

i would love to, but i need to go to a picnic tonight to celebrate my daughter's last day of bible school

Phil on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 12:56 PM

this video is worth watching just for the last joke...
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=obIGsb-IZMo

joe on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 1:58 PM

Mike Tirico show:

the idea of sportscenter after dark, the rated R version

I would watch it. Could be interesting.

Phil on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 3:10 PM

I think we found the Cinci version of Joe
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....0107/306050068/

Phil on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 3:23 PM

This would be a nice addition to Blow up St. Matthews, and life in general.
http://www.dneent.com/cruzincooler.html

Question, do we have the water balloon slingshot? What needs to happen to make that a reality again?

douglas on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 3:25 PM

i don't think anyone thoroughly enjoyed the slingshot as much as bmac, or playing with little kids for that matter

joe on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 3:28 PM

Cuban already discussed ordering one, bring it up to him.

joe on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 3:30 PM

I was clothed and was reciting my address even when they didn't ask. I would have had a disorderly conduct but I was bleeding.

douglas on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 3:40 PM

yeah, he gets a t-shirt

Jay on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 5:09 PM

They shouldn't say that to you, Wes. You're a MUCH bigger douchebag than Jake Gyllenhall.

jen on Friday, June 06, 2008 at 8:28 AM

That guy hauling his dog in a cooler looks ridiculous. I like the travelling bar in the top left
http://www.dneent.com/Rocketbarstool.html

jen on Friday, June 06, 2008 at 8:34 AM

If you get the water balloon slingshot again, will Jay have to go back over to next door and make peace with your neighbor again and offer a handwritten apology?

Bigworm on Friday, June 06, 2008 at 9:31 AM

Thanks Jay I figured that was the subtle difference, but atleast I'm not a gay cowboy.

douglas on Friday, June 06, 2008 at 1:20 PM

so anyone got plans for tonight?

douglas on Friday, June 06, 2008 at 4:19 PM

oh for real? that sounds like fun, I can't wait to do that. this might be the best idea ever. i have a feeling tonight is going to be legen-dary indeed, i think i'll need to suit up.

jen on Friday, June 06, 2008 at 4:41 PM

count me in!

Phil on Friday, June 06, 2008 at 4:49 PM

i'm heading up to molly's here in about 10 minutes

Brock on Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 12:48 AM

Is the camping still on for next weekend

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 10:23 AM

Yes, we haven't decided where yet. We're planning probably either Green River Lake or Dale Hollow. GRL is a little closer for all of us, but Dale Hollow looks cooler. Joanna and I are planning on leaving early Friday to get things set up so people can leave after work without worrying about setting up a tent in the dark. Does anyone have an extra tent to borrow for Joe and Jay?

Phil on Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 11:42 AM

hmmmm, do I'm bleeding. I don't know where my glasses or my bills hat is.

Oh, and I woke up under my desk.

There is also a 99% chance I puked on a table at flanagans. Not good times

jen on Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 11:47 AM

Well... at least you didn't fall in a duck pond.

Phil on Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 1:19 PM

So I've been piecing together the evening. I was talking gibberish at Molly's around midnight and then I "suddenly left." At this point I had my glasses and hat I'm told.

Around 1:30 I was at flanagans, but I had no hat and no glasses. Hmmmm. The mystery deepens.

Phil on Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 1:21 PM

btw, this is a useful word to know:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/callipygian

Jay on Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 2:45 PM

Good word!

Barry on Saturday, June 07, 2008 at 10:44 PM

joe, my phone got wet and salt water is bad for phones. anyway new phone lost your #, call me (same #) so I'll have it again.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 8:27 AM

Anyone want to go see Shinedown and 12 Stone Wednsday?

joe on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 9:36 AM

Chris, i think i am umpiring all week

Phil on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 12:21 PM

For anyone looking for something to do tonight, I got my big "Blue White Cup Game" at 7:30 at iceland. The beer and food is cheap, and the hockey is of equal value.

joe on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 12:24 PM

that is a very accurate statement.

Phil on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 1:51 PM

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose

douglas on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 1:51 PM

i guess if you had to pick a way to die...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,364502,00.html

Bigworm on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 2:03 PM

Burket - I should be able to go riding tomorrow if you want to that is.

joe on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 2:12 PM

what is your record in the Blue - White Cup, 2-0?

Phil on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 2:15 PM

That may change tonight. All our forwards are cherry pickers and our defense is pretty weak, so it may end up being a high scoring game if our goalie doesn't step up.

Phil on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 4:33 PM

The end of the single bar helmets in the NFL:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...a?urn=nfl,86929

(worth reading if just for the last paragraph)

Phil on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 5:01 PM

This also made me laugh, because I like potty words. Furious Ozzie Guillen's Lineup Card Full Of Expletives
http://www.theonion.com/content/new..._ozzie_guillens

Brent on Monday, June 09, 2008 at 11:55 PM

I have a kelty 3-person tent you're welcome to borrow. Just got back from traffic school...not bad, could of been a lot worse.

Phil on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:13 AM

I have finally lost a hockey game. Not good times.

jen on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 8:29 AM

I had traffic school once. Wasn't too bad. The cop was actually mildly funny, so it was more like 3 hours of watching a semi-good comedian, and she let us out pretty early.

douglas on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 8:54 AM

there are people getting tickets left and right, my dad's got traffic school thurs. night, his first ticket in over 10 yrs., sarah's gotta get it soon, a dude i work w/ just got a ticket. police budget must be tight so they're giving out more tickets. i've had traffic school twice, it was the same lady both times, and she's very nice and mildly entertaining, but that doesn't take away from the fact that you're bored out of your mind for four hours in an uncomfortable seat and surrounded by weirdos

jen on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 9:08 AM

yeah... there are definitely some characters in traffic school. but hey, at least they stopped showing the gory videos

Joanna on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 10:20 AM

Hey Michelle and Brock- are you all bringing your pie iron this weekend? If so, I can bring ingredients for making something with it....just let me know

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 10:50 AM

Shortfall in the budget, so they will ticket you. Easy source of revenue, especially with the # of out of towners that commute back and forth.

joe on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:01 AM

if a woman cheats on you on her bachelorette party and you find out months into your marriage, does that give you the right to treat her like shit?

douglas on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:46 AM

yes

douglas on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:47 AM

especially if he didn't cheat on her at his bachelor party

douglas on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:48 AM

cuz he probably could've had a lot more fun on his bachelor party if he cheated...

douglas on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:56 AM

i'm assuming there's a story there....

Phil on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:00 PM

I'd divorce her ass

Barry on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:21 PM

joe, brad said you weren't going this weekend. My mom also recently spoke with Ann. My mother upon hearing you weren't going assumed it was a financial matter and wanted me to inform you that you are welcome to stay in our room Friday and Saturday night. I figured that it was not likely financial but rather time constraints, but she wanted me to let you know anyway. Because my mom and Ann had the aforementioned conversation Brad called me this morning to see if you had changed your mind and were now planning to attend. I think he called your place but you were already at work. So more to the point:
Are you going?
If not, would having a room to split make things easier for you make it?

joe on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:21 PM

overhearing conversation at work. the man is the bad guy for treating her like shit when she cheated on him.

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:30 PM

I don't think it gives you the right to treat her like shit, I do think it gives you the right to be pissed off.

joe on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:34 PM

Basically it sounds like she feels horrible for it and he won't give her the time of day. That is what she is calling treating like shit.

jen on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:34 PM

depends on how he's actually treating her like shit. I mean, whether she's wearing the scarlet letter or taking some abuse every day makes a difference. And for how long? If he just found out, I'd say that warrants a little healing time. If that was a year ago, I'd say, either drop her, or move on.

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:40 PM

But the bottom line is, if he stays with her, she better be giving lots and lots and lots of make up sex.

Phil on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:55 PM

If she'll cheat on you a few days before you get married, she'll sure as hell cheat on you if you have to go out of town for a week for work or whatever. Get out while you can, sucka.

Barry on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:57 PM

way to ignore me joe, although I am intrigued by the story

douglas on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:49 PM

treating like shit is a very loose (no pun intended) definition, i meant it as generally ignoring her for awhile and maybe yelling at her a few times. but if she's getting upset at him and making him the bad guy b/c he's ignoring her for awhile while he gets over it, then she's a bitch and they'll end up getting divorced anyway for some reason, whether it's this issue or not. Not that cheating is ever excusable, but if you've been married for a really long time and you get drunk on a business trip or do something stupid once out of a weak moment, that's one thing, but if you're cheating right before the wedding, that's a major warning sign that you probably shouldn't be getting married

joe on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 2:15 PM

barry, i'll call you tonight sometime. I have to umpire first then I'll call you after that.

Brent on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 4:38 PM

I want to know more details to the story...how did he find out? Who was the guy she cheated with? What exactly did she do? Joe get the inside track.

Phil on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 4:47 PM

the mystery of the glasses now has a clue! I was looking at my credit card receipt and I found a $78 charge at o'shea's over the weekend. I certainly don't remember being there. Maybe that's where the hat and glasses are!

jen on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 5:03 PM

Or, the same guy who stole your hat and glasses also took your credit card...

Phil on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 5:11 PM

credit card is still on me, so that is unlikely.

although I did manage to spend $400 on drinking related things this past week. Just like old times...

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 5:13 PM

The Fabulous Philco #16 in your program #1 in your hearts!

Welcome back amigo.

joe on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 5:13 PM

if you are going to cheat delete any text messages. Guy was an old friend of hers.

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 5:18 PM

....or just not.

Jay on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 5:47 PM

Or if you are going to cheat, have the decency to sleep with another woman, so the guy can fantasize about it. Or live out his fantasy, whatever.

douglas on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 7:44 PM

kudos to that

probably fake, but still funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo

Brock on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 8:19 PM

Yes, pie irons are coming, I'll probably bring stuff to make delicious Reubens.

Hammock is coming along so I hope we have trees. We better have trees or we're going to be torched.

I don't have the cornhole set with me, its at my parents (no room here to store it and no one in Nashville has any idea what the game is - everyone here is either a cowboy or a super-yuppie [Vanderbilt]). <-- can I use a bracket inside parentheses, I forget grammar.

We will be bringing the bikes and as long as Joe's hatchet/multitool repair holds up longer I'll try some trails. The "repaired" tire has gotten me back and forth from work for 6 months, so I think it'll hold.

Horseshoes??

Michelle has a two-person inflatable boat, but I don't know if we'll bring it. Drinking, Chris, and an inflatable raft on a lake sounds like a bad idea.

Any other items for entertainment besides Jack Daniels?

Brock on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 8:22 PM

Flaig died.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...vu6JW1aPbHqg%3D

Did he actually bore himself to death literally by giving a speech in a mirror? Too soon? Nope.

Jay on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 9:21 PM

I'm bringing my fishing pole. I might actually get to fish this time.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 9:23 PM

Brock, we will be bringing the cornhole set afterall. Joanna's dad is letting us borrow his truck. I don't know if we will be bringing bikes though. We'll have to see how they'll fit in the bed with a topper or if my rack will hold on to his truck. Between booze, trails, the lake, cornhole, and Jay's music, I think we'll be plenty entertained. That is if he brings his guitar along with his fishing pole.

Jay on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 9:45 PM

Hell yeah, I'm bringng it!

Brock on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 10:18 PM

So I won't need to bring anything for dinner Saturday since Jay will be providing plenty of seafood?

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:40 PM

Jay watch out if they start a fire.

Jay on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:18 AM

Wes-Oh, I know. Brock-We'll see.

Jerome on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:49 AM

The World of World of Warcraft!
http://www.theonion.com/content/vid...ets_gamers_play

joe on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:20 PM

douglas, what time you play tonight?

douglas on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:40 PM

i'm at 6:30 on #2, i see you're at 7:30 on #1. i just got back from the batting cages, after last week when i hit like a girl left handed, i realized i needed a refresher trip, seeing as how it's been like 2 yrs or something. I got like 65 swings in, so i should be able to hit it to an outfielder this week

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:02 PM

Where do you fools play at, Tom Sawyer?

joe on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:09 PM

JCC. I am perfecting the groundball to shortstop with my one handed swing. Stupid finger.

Phil on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 2:01 PM

I almost hit it out of the outfield the other day. I was pleased.

douglas on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 2:58 PM

yeah, our league is pretty effin bad from what i've seen so far, i made some routine plays at shortstop last week, and the people on my team were damn near amazed

joe on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:09 PM

the same with catching a fly ball on my team. Like I said, we have guys on our team receiving disability checks.

Phil, with your speed you should be putting the ball on the ground and legging em out.

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:13 PM

Everytime I see you hit one in the air, you owe me 20 pushups.

douglas on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:27 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365621,00.html

how'd u like to be on this jury?

jen on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:56 PM

I was watching a story about that on the news last night. They should probably investigate anyone who doesn't try to get off the jury.

Phil on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 4:04 PM

well, they got me batting 5th for some damn reason behind our best players so there are always people base. So I've been trying to leg out grounders down the first base line which seems to work ok

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 4:12 PM

Wes, Phil, anyone else up for riding tonight?

Phil on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 4:13 PM

I got a game at 7pm, otherwise I'd definitely would have been up for it.

I did ride my bike to work which was a good call

joe on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:28 PM

http://www.gatewaygrizzlies.com/news/?id=6339

i will miss my arteries

Jay on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:47 PM

Since our camping trip is this weekend, I decided to whip out my pole today and fling it around a few times. It got kind of wet, but nothing nibbled on it. I have to say, when I first got it, it was way too much pole for me, but I don't have nearly as much trouble handling it now. I have to say that it is too big and and difficult for most women to handle, although there might be some ladies at the campground I can teach to put it where they want it.

Phil on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:48 PM

here i thought I had the perfect soft pretzel. Marinate in hot sauce, eh? Intriguing.

joe on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:59 PM

i plan to try and cook the buffalo soft pretzel sometime. I am intrigued. The rest of the menu is beautiful too.

so this weekend you going to throw the ol' worm out there and wiggle it around and give it a few jerks see if anything wants a piece of the worm

Jay on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 6:35 PM

Well played, Joe.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:20 PM

Joe, at the next pepper fry, we have to try to make our own BAseball's Best Slider. We should add bacon to it though. Or we could combine it with Baseball's best burger and put a couple white castles between the Krispy Kremes, add bacon and cheese then deep fry.

Jay on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:57 PM

That sounds delicious!

douglas on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 8:46 AM

jay, since no one else acknowledged it, that was a touching story about a boy and his pole, i enjoyed it thoroughly.

on another note, bud light might be going belgian:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,365823,00.html

joe on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:24 AM

The beer depot is an awesome place. Nothing like Wednesday night beer pong.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:38 AM

yeah it was pretty awesome, i think you should have unlimited re-racks.

joe on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:53 AM

I think chris should quit breaking all the ping pong balls. We so would have kicked those chicks asses at beer pong had they not gotten scared and gone and played putt putt instead....pussies.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:26 PM

Yeah they didn't want any.

joe on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:42 PM

Douglas, heads up next week, our team is on a rampage. We went from 0 runs 2 weeks ago to 1 run yesterday. We are dangerous.

Phil on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:59 PM

how long can you survive in the vacuum of space:
http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/space_vacuum

jen on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 1:03 PM

"In the first 30 seconds any fluid on the surface of your body would begin to boil due to lack of ambient pressure, this includes the saliva on your tongue and the moisture in your eyes."

Holy crap. I think I might want to die quicker than 1 min 30 sec

joe on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 1:03 PM

So our supervisors are referred to as coaches in our office. I think after every team meeting I am going start giving the good game coach high five or handshake into the ass smack like a pitcher being pulled from a game. apparently the hip bump and chest bump are inappropriate for the office. With the office softball team i noticed i have been rocking the high five and fist bumps in the office now.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/bi...m?urn=mlb,87384

Phil on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 1:16 PM

"Fist bump"? I believe the preferred nominclature is "terrorist fist jab."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/...i_n_106027.html

joe on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 1:38 PM

So I went to the doctor today for a follow-up on my finger and I ran into Dr. Broome, Chris' dr. friend that was at New Years. Well from what I overheard he was doing surgery on a guy who hurt his arm on the job and he needed something bigger to fit his arm because the guy had a massive arm. His proffesion, proffesional arm wrestler.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 2:29 PM

Joanna,

Here is that job website I mentioned last night.

www.greaterlouisvilleworks.com

there is a chemical engineer position open at Jim Beam.

douglas on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 2:52 PM

this is curt schilling's blog, it's an interesting read b/c he sat down right behind the lakers bench for game 2 and talks about what he heard and saw:
http://38pitches.com/2008/06/09/man...the-nba-finals/

douglas on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 4:08 PM

you can find your house on google now...

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...SINESS/80612019

Phil on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 4:33 PM

good find, douglas. I just shut productivity down as we have begun trying to pin down the time frame when these were taken. My guess is in september

Phil on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 5:37 PM

graduation advice I wish I would have taken:
http://deadspin.com/5015813/a-speci...e-class-of-2008

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 7:00 PM

Whenever it was, both Joe and I were at my parents.

Brock on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 8:12 PM

Holy crap! Only 1 vehicle in my parents' driveway (Chip's Jag). That has to be some kind of record. Usually there is no room in the driveway and everyone is parked on the street. I wish I knew the time of day.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=7012+...9189479613,,0,5

Brock on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 8:14 PM

They've had the street view in Nashville for a few months now, and you can actually move it right up to my parking spot at my apartment, but my car is not there, so either I haven't moved in yet or it happened to be the 1 and million time my car is gone.

Brock on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 8:16 PM

Who wants the vaulted honor of compiling a Google street view list of places Chris has puked?

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&...2324620435,,0,5

jen on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 8:16 PM

I think it must have been sometime before March, cause my patio furniture isn't on my balcony

Bigworm on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:01 PM

No street view in my neighborhood. Fucking ghetto ass google.

Brock on Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:30 PM

If you didn't live out in the boonies, rich boy!

Phil on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 12:22 AM

I was trying to place the dates based on movie theaters and other places that would have signs indicating what was going on. So far the only place with a sign I can read is The Palace, but it isn't too helpful

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&...2324620435,,0,5

Somewhere betweem June and September it looks like

Bigworm on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 12:52 AM

I'm not rich.

joe on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 7:05 AM

My neighbors house was for sale and my recycling bin was the only one out on the street, recycling comes on tuesday so it was either thursday through sunday.

joe on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 7:51 AM

My best guess would be july to september of last year. I can see a whoite round table leaning against my gargage that was left from 4th of july. The street seems clean of evidence from BUSM so it was at least a month after 4th of july

douglas on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 8:22 AM

this is a late response, but that deadspin graduation speech made me laugh a lot, i think mainly b/c it's so true

Bigworm on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 8:35 AM

I just read the graduation speech as well, I believe that would have been far more useful that whoever the fuck gave our speech.

Bigworm on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 8:41 AM

Now that's one drunk Cooter.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/...s.ap/index.html

douglas on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 9:57 AM

43,000 beers? I feel kinda like a lightweight now, i'm pretty ashamed of myself

joe on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 10:13 AM

Anybody doing anything this weekend?

joe on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 10:33 AM

Douglas, tonight i have the 11-12 year old semifinals for the st. Matthew's league tournament and tomorrow I have the plate for the minor league championship and first base for the major league championship. Glory days.

adrian on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 10:54 AM

my raise just went into affect. yippy!!!

Phil on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 10:54 AM

I'm probably going to try to hit up Vanesa's cookout, Joe

joe on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 11:03 AM

Cookout? now that I think about it Vanessa did call last night and Laura didn't answer. Must have been about that. Having the axle fall off, not break, on a horse trailer while driving sucks. That made for an interesting evening.

jen on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Yeah, 43,000 beers is a bunch. Especially paired with 2,000 jugs of liquor. If my math is right, he started at age 15 till age 35. So basically, this guy is downing a 6 pack a day, plus a quarter of a jug of liquor every day for 20 years. And he still has a liver? Amazing.

Bigworm on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 12:01 PM

Wow, apparently the youtube video of the Marine throwing the puppy was real. And he got discharged for it. I think I might have to find his ass and kick him off a cliff.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/12/ma...uppy/index.html

joe on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 12:21 PM

It gonna rain

douglas on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 12:32 PM

joe, if i didn't have class i'd come watch and relive the greatest years of my life

douglas on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 1:40 PM

peta wackos:
http://www.reason.com/blog/show/127005.html

Jerome on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 1:46 PM

Douglas needs to go Italy now to get squelchy with a unicorn
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...corn-photo.html

douglas on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 2:31 PM

i've already wacked it to those 'unideer' pictures like 19 times since yesterday. once i nail that piece of deer ass I'll have damn near every species imaginable, short of digging up a dinosaur and fucking its skeleton. My biggest question at this point is where do I want to stick the horn first?...

Jerome on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 3:16 PM

How do you not have your own reality show?

Phil on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 3:44 PM

I believe the FCC has a specific "Douglas" related subcommittee to prevent such an abortion of good taste from being aired.

douglas on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 3:46 PM

yeah, those bastards are always keeping track of me. on another note, here's a sports guy diary from last night's game:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/080613

douglas on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 4:00 PM

how in the hell is r. kelly innocent?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,366316,00.html

joe on Friday, June 13, 2008 at 5:22 PM

Phil, cuban and i said that if you find a reasonable water balloon slingshot online we will throw in on it.

Phil on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 10:54 AM

i hate white castle

Phil on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 1:23 PM

ps i think i have a stalker

joe on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 3:14 PM

Christina or Dana? I was dropping ass all game today. White Castle hurts. You were cracking those other tables up at White Castle. Hey Phil, Trent McNealy and Love Burger are on TV right now.

Phil on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 7:43 PM

Christina. Not sure if Dana has my number. Shit, did I get her number too?

Hey Wes, remember the awesome track pants / button up combo that worked wonders back in the day? I was rocking the adidas shirt and a polo last night. Styling.

Phil on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 7:55 PM

Slip and slide at Shea
http://gothamist.com/2008/06/15/vid...tadium_slip.php

Bigworm on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Phil you were rocking the adidas shorts or adidas pants? Anybody that goes out like that is a true pimp. Fellas should take note at Flanagan's.

Bigworm on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 9:22 PM

kji bnhb ,., n mnm .-

3+
3?,80[49++++++++
/***+++
+\17]****************24
-++9


.'+kjnm
8
nhmhjghghghghghhghghghgh1
bfgghhg hbgbgfg/*gggggbn


??KI?????????????????????????????

Phil on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 9:25 PM

i think someone picked up the phone while wes was submitting that last post via his 14.4k modem.

And I was rocking the adidas shorts. There to be precise:
http://www.amazon.com/adidas-3-Stri...9471&sr=1-5

Brent on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 10:20 PM

Anyone figure out what time of day this is based on the shadow?

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&...849678456591641

joe on Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 10:27 PM

was that AJ's first natty sci post?

Jay on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 12:54 AM

Happy (late) Father's day, Wes.

douglas on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 9:20 AM

scroggin's engaged now for those that don't know, if anyone cares. talked to bmac this weekend, and he's well on his way too, they apparently have a date in mind, just no ring.

joe on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 9:36 AM

poor bastards.

Thirsty Thursday this Thursday, any one interested?

Bigworm on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 10:29 AM

Actually Joe is correct, that was indeed AJ's first natty sci post.

joe on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 11:04 AM

and he will never have a productive day ever again in his life

douglas on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 12:05 PM

i've made a conscious effort to keep kaelyn away from the sci

douglas on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 12:06 PM

chris rock always jokes that he needs to keep his daughter off the pole, I am adding the sci to that

Phil on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 12:09 PM

i made a new post:
http://nattysci.com/displaypost.aspx?post=121

Add Your Own

User Name

Password

Your comment (just plain text, URLs will be converted automatically)