XXX Birthday Throwdown

Friday, Friday, Friday! This friday at 6pm is the official Natty Sci XXX Birthday Throwdown and Jamboree. The location is O'Shea's. Invite everyone you know - friends, families and anyone else not embarrassed to be seen with us.

Tell them that there will be punch and pie.

Also, next Monday is my last Blue / White Cup game for hockey. I'm the captain of the team and it'd be kinda neat if whoever didn't die on Friday could make it. There is a bar at the rink so you can get good and drunk, and the pizza is pretty good too.

Posted by Phil on December 1st, in the afternoon | 98 comments

Comments

Brock on Monday, December 01, 2008 at 10:42 PM

Rock on! I'll keep you posted on attendance since I might be fired in the next couple of days.

As for hockey, sounds awesome. I think some of you should attend or I could man up and pull a Phil to drive 6 hours round-trip on a weekday for a hockey game.

joe on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 7:48 AM

I'll try to be at hockey.

Anybody want to paint up?

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 8:12 AM

Joe so if only two of us paint up are you responsible for the "PH" and me the "IL"?

joe on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 8:14 AM

or one of us be "phil" and the other be "scott"

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 8:46 AM

Or we can just go with Michael Brown's "Phil. Phiiiiil"

Phil on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 10:40 AM

headline on fark:
Indian authorities had warnings of Mumbai terrorist operations nine days prior to attacks but "it got lost in the computer system". If only there was a country that offered tech support

Phil on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 12:17 PM

I'm anxiously awaiting yahoo fantasy to add a little "O" next to Plax's name with a description of "Out - motherfucker shot himself in his own god damn leg. Fuck."

Phil on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 1:03 PM

7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill
http://www.cracked.com/article_1682...-hard-kill.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 2:44 PM

Rasputin has to be #1

Jerome on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 2:49 PM

UK fans tell New Mexico State, "Told you so"

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=3739530

Phil on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 5:17 PM

Sean Avery brings the sloppy seconds to the shit talking express
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/pu...?urn=nhl,126282

Jay on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 5:25 PM

Phil- How late will you be at O'Shea's on Friday?

Phil on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 5:32 PM

As late as it takes. But we got the house bar until 10pm

Phil on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 5:35 PM

Monty Python beer at O'Shea's on wednesday. They are selling these at a special price
http://www.eurobrews.com/catalog3/p...?products_id=81

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 5:47 PM

I know everyone is super gay and all now, and this question is going to sound even gayer, but what's anyone doing on Valentine's Day '09 (it's Saturday 2/14/09 if anyone was wondering)? My guess is no one exactly has plans as of yet, but I've got a great idea if you can talk your significant other into it. Slipknot, Trivium, and Coheed and Cambria are playing at Rupp, and it will be a kickass show that we should go to.

Phil on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 at 10:18 PM

My little sister is semi-famous. If you hit up Imagekind.com they are using her cello painting on their homepage (bottom left):
http://www.imagekind.com/

joe on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 7:53 AM

I didn't turn on the TV this morning but a guy I work with that rides the bus and lives in Jamestown turned on the TV and he has all the new HD channels.

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 8:37 AM

Mine are all hooked up too

mowgli on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 9:29 AM

What number channels are they?

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 9:35 AM

still up in the 900s

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 10:55 AM

my favorite mineral: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 11:31 AM

Makes me wonder what Phil was searching to find that?

adrian on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 11:47 AM

There is a house in that Saddlebrook neighborhood over by you Worm that jessie and i really like. I think we might go peep it out.

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 11:53 AM

same thing i was looking at when i found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonanal

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 11:54 AM

hey adrian, you gonna make it on Friday? Tell Jessie to bring that girl. I'll probably get drunk enough to let her touch my penis, if that's what she's into.

adrian on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 12:04 PM

what is going on friday?

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 12:05 PM

uhm, we are renting out the o'shea's house bar from 6-10pm for everyone's 30th birthday.

adrian on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 12:07 PM

for everyone's 30th? I know worm and Jay are 30 ... who else turned 30? I will talk to jessie. I don't think we are looking at any homes on friday so we might be there

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 12:08 PM

i'm turning 30 in a few weeks, so we just grabbed a date some where in between all of our b-days to have a big, proper bash after work on a friday

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 2:08 PM

Adrian - let me know which one it is because one of Abby's friends is selling one back there.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 2:43 PM

Adrian - another subdivision I'd check out is Oakhurst. It is right off of Murphy's Lane which connects 22 and Westport Road.

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 2:44 PM

Crazy finish to basketball game:
http://deadspin.com/5101369/amazing...h?autoplay=true

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 2:45 PM

opps, that link with autoplay the video. here's a link that won't
http://deadspin.com/5101369/amazing...-furious-finish

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 3:23 PM

headline on fark that made me chuckle:
You are what your mother eats. So, if you turn out to be a bit of a dick, you know why

joe on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 4:05 PM

I received a phone call from b-mac the other day and he asked what was going on for New Years. Apparently his accounting firm is flying him to Lexington to do an inventory observation on the 31st of December and he is going to make it to New years '09: GBITT IX minus the tent.

So about New Years, what is the plan? So we are sitting at no tent and no band. Chris said more drs. might make an appearance. Anybody not making it? Jay, solo accoustic set in the basement? Chris mentioned trying to collect money beforehand and chris, joanna and I would go buy all the food and booze and have it all ready to go. So I guess either bring food and booze or get cash to Chris or me beforehand. Anybody know where to get the ice to carve an ice luge? We came up with a good drinking game for New Years as well. Similar to beirut/beer pong just way cooler.

douglas on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 4:14 PM

yeah, bmac called me last night, told me about new year's and talking to you, i dogged him about buying intern a ring, he said maybe within a year. i applaud him for staying single, don't get me wrong, but damn, that girl moved down to florida with him with the intention of getting a ring, she's been there over a year now, and she still hasn't got it. apparently they're starting to argue about it as well, i thought it was funny.

joe on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 4:17 PM

He told me year also so I jokingly said so by new years meaning the end of this calendar year. He quickly corrected me.

Cuban on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 4:19 PM

I must give Bmac props also. He got intern to move to Florida without a ring. Chris had to give Joanna a ring just to move to Cinncinati.

Phil on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 4:51 PM

if it's cold enough couldn't you just fill up a big tub of water and make it outside for free? i'd think that would be the best way to go about doing it, because then you could lay down some tubing prior to the freezing to get the slalom.

I also found this but it didn't get good reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/A...2XNW/200719-20/

and i like the give you peeps the money for organizational purposes. That way we can guarantee the right ratio of red bulls to jäger and the such

douglas on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 4:54 PM

joe, is the drinking game the one we discussed last week, basically beer pong in the backyard w/ basketballs?

Cuban on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 5:15 PM

Yes that is the game. Make the basketball in the bucket, shotgun a beer.

Brock on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 10:17 PM

If Petrino could have held out for at least 1 more year with the Falcons instead of being a giant douche, he could have had his dream job.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=3742934

I suppose its karma.

In other news, Brian Kelly, the next Bear Bryant, has told all other schools to take a hike. I smell Bearcat dynasty!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...y.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 10:49 PM

Douglas - I called Bmac out at Beer Depot about her moving down there and they aren't engaged yet. She mocked "he has a point".

douglas on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 9:05 AM

yeah, i don't think the fact that i got engaged before him helped either. when they came over last time he was in town, you could tell she was very anxious for hers. it probably wouldnt've been as bad if it was somebody else, but the fact that I of all people got engaged before he did got intern thinking. she's also apparently sick of florida and wants to move back to hershey, so bmac mentioned they'd probably go back there in a couple years and get married there...

joe on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 9:24 AM

I don't think anybody on this website could date a girl from Hershey because we would make too many horrible jokes and it would be over.

douglas on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 9:54 AM

like what jokes exactly joe?

joe on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 10:06 AM

I'm not feeling creative at the moment but I am sure someone else might be able to come up wiht a hershey joke.

Cuban on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 10:42 AM

It's not dusty, it's actually kind of muddy.

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 10:58 AM

The most badass homeless person ever
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy

douglas on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 11:21 AM

you spend way too much time on wikipedia. you should read the article at the bottom of the wikipedia page in the NY daily news, it gives more details, quite a story

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 11:30 AM

honestly i just go to reddit.com and read the funny ones people link to

so technically speaking i spend way too much time on reddit

Bigworm on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 11:57 AM

Former Wake Forest star Rodney Rogers paralyzed. He was a stud in college.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...e=ESPNHeadlines

Bigworm on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 12:01 PM

And I always thought Rasputin was a badass. Michael Malloy makes him look like a little bitch.

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 12:14 PM

Nice link in that article at the bottom, List of Unusual Deaths
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o..._unusual_deaths

If I had a deli in NYC, I'd have a Malloy Sandwich

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 12:26 PM

we have a water main break behind work.

productivity has ground to a halt

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 1:28 PM

do we have any idea how many people are gonna show tomorrow? some people from work will probably head up with me around 5:30 or so to get some food before the drinking. And some people from hockey might pop in too later in the night. I'm gonna recruit the Brent Cecil fan club tonight at Bearnos and they are good people too. So if I can get the people from that group that kinda like me there should anywhere up to 8 people coming with me.

douglas on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 1:45 PM

i got class tomorrow night 'til 10, so I won't be there while the place is reserved...

joe on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 1:46 PM

is anybody going to make it past 10 or is it going to die at 10 since people started at 6? I plan to be there around 7ish.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 1:47 PM

I am probably a no go.

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 1:53 PM

I'll be there past 10. A few of my partners in crime for evening won't be getting there that early anyways. I should be good to go until 2am.

joe on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 2:02 PM

do you all have food provided or fend for yourself?

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 2:04 PM

technically fend for yourself, but i plan on ordering a couple tray of chicken tenders, cheese balls and some fries with ranch.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 2:06 PM

My sister in laws fiance's bday is tomorrow and since he doesn't really haev any family here we are spending that day with him celebrating his bday.

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 2:09 PM

invite his ass

Bigworm on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 2:12 PM

Yeah that's not gonna happen.

joe on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 2:15 PM

French fries with ranch, Phil is trying to get some ass.

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 2:57 PM

Nothing but class

Brock on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 4:43 PM

Wes, I still think you are copping out. This would be a fabulous family bonding experience.

joe on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 6:50 PM

hey phil, might learn something:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28049776/

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 6:52 PM

shit, i saw that book the other day on CNN. I'm tempted to buy it

Multiple people have mocked me for this: "so ditch the sweat pants and comb your hair if you want to get one"

Cheryl on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 7:05 PM

Lynnie and i will be there tomorrow night. My sis and her boyfriend (21st bday) and a couple of their friends will be there too.

adrian on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 8:40 PM

jessie and i might show up for a couple of hours. we dont know yet since our dog just had surgery.

Phil on Thursday, December 04, 2008 at 10:42 PM

the more the merrier. i think people will be coming and going for the whole four hours. I'm gonna get to o'shea's right after work and eat a big dinner so i don't have a classic "phil starts drinking at 6, doesn't eat and by 3am is speaking in tongues and trying to hump a lamp post (skeet, skeet, skeet)" evenings.

btw, go cards - go krogering :(

joe on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 8:16 AM

I'm trying to figure out how to pregame. I get home from work at 5:10 and this thing start at 6. I think it can happen.

Phil on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 9:43 AM

douglas, good news:
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0620691/

Barry on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 10:05 AM

joe and anyone else interested. my dad got 4 tickets for th UL-UAB game on Saturday Dec. 27th. My mom however planned a family gathering at her house on the same day (both of them did these things without asking me by the way) and it can't be moved due to mine and my brothers travel plans. so, i have to speak with him, but would anyone want to buy these (or one or two) tickets off him-face value preferably.

joe on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 10:37 AM

Chris and i will be at O'sheas after dodgeball tonight.

douglas on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 11:06 AM

so i just skeeted all over myself after you posted that full house article

Phil on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 11:24 AM

quick show of hands, who accesses this site via vzw222.maximumasp.com?

I think i'm gonna have to move it soon...

Phil on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 11:30 AM

when is dodgeball and why wasn't I informed of this sooner? Damn it.

joe on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 11:33 AM

I use vzw222. the other paths to the site are blocked.

It is a drug rep or something like that and he recruited chris and I to play at 5:45 tonigiht. I just found out this morning I was recruited to play. He played minor league baseball, then add Chris and I on top of that. lot off arms, no agility. It is at the Westport road LAC.

douglas on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 11:46 AM

intramural dodgeball at BU was fun as shit, we seriously should join a league or something

Phil on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 11:49 AM

yeah, i was concerned this was a league or something. let's get some details. there is no reason we can't be a dynasty at dodgeball.

joe on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 12:31 PM

A guy at work and I are becoming pirates. Anybody want in? My one demand was that we go old school and use swords, cannonballs and make people walk the plank.

Brent on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 12:35 PM

Phil, what video were you going to post last night?

Phil on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 12:39 PM

hmmm, good question. any idea what i was rambling about?

Phil on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 1:06 PM

from the deadspin football preview today:
Cincinnati (-7.5) at Hawaii- Top sign you never expected your team to advance to a BCS bowl game. Or, perhaps, any bowl game at all: You schedule a trip to Hawaii as your final regular season game. Can you imagine being a Cincinnati fan, giving up six months of going out to bars in northern Kentucky for a good time, and then finding out that you've blown all your money on a trip to Hawaii when you could have saved up and watched your team in the Orange Bowl?
http://deadspin.com/5102220/college...ps-suck-edition

adrian on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 1:22 PM

OJ just got sentenced to 15 years.

Phil on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 1:32 PM

Friends with detriments
http://xkcd.com/513/

Bigworm on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 1:50 PM

That fucker should have got 30-life.

Phil on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 2:46 PM

I've seen a lot of crazy shit on the internet in my time, but this might be the first one that made me kinda freak out.

I'll just stick with the original title: "French dudes climb a crane and do pushups" (SFW)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/10589..._crane_pushups/

Phil on Friday, December 05, 2008 at 4:13 PM

highlight of the RU game last (besides the near scalping, of course)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXU_q67miU

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!

Brock on Saturday, December 06, 2008 at 1:00 AM

Phil, thanks for the UC props with the deadspin article.

Brock on Saturday, December 06, 2008 at 1:09 AM

Cheers to the XXX fiesta! Hope all are nicely thunderdome now and Phil isn't mounting any lamp-posts.

Just wanted to give you all a heads up. See "Predator" in HD on a big screen. Legendary. You can actually see chunks of Jesse Ventura's guts splatter on the screen and drops of the Indian dude's cerebrospinal fluid spatter when his spinal column is ripped out. Its a must see experience.
Capt. Jimmy only enhances the glory.

This also reminds me of playing paintball with Ty and his buddies in the woods of central KY. The situation was a 7 on 7 battle in the forest on a farm and our team had eliminated all but one of their guys (1vs7 for those with math majors). The lone remaining combatant was some crazy dude from Tennessee playing paintball without a shirt in woods riddled with thorns the size of your thumb. So anyway... we had this dude pinned in a ravine, 7vs1 (math), and I turned to Ty and I knew we were both envisioning the same scene from Predator where Ventura had just been killed and the whole crew were laying waste to the jungle. Needless to say, no-shirt dude left the field of battle with 200 thousand welts and the woods were covered in paint.

Watch Predator on HD.

Phil on Saturday, December 06, 2008 at 9:45 PM

aaaaand alive. a few more enemies created but you gotta break some eggs to make an omelet.

Brock on Saturday, December 06, 2008 at 10:11 PM

For those of us unable to attend, we would like a breakdown of how the XXX went.

Jerome on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 1:14 AM

My money is on this scenario:

After an hour or so of uncomfortable sobriety, all in attendance rocked out. Extra crashers make their way in to the party because whatever they were doing was lame. Brent gets laid, but it's super secret sex because he bagged a coyote. Joe and Chris get tattoos of PaRappa the Rappa. Cuban hooks up with a college girl who's impressed with the way he can say "Nicaragua." Wes talks Adrian into ordering the chicken wings and some potato skins for the entire party, but the joke's on Wes when Adrian lifts his wallet and uses his Amex. Jay made an appearance, but was whisked away by some record producer. Marc got so hammered that he started introducing himself to everyone as the dude from the Guitar Hero commercials. Barry showed up and got all the dude party crashers to leave by telling everyone that someone's Silverado was getting towed. All the girls left behind were easy pickings for him now so he faked a good Cajun accent and left with a carful of drunk sorority sisters and enough phone numbers to keep next year's Bellarmine alumni phone-a-thon volunteers busy. Douglas played a brilliant wing man for Phil by sending all the trannies that Phil hit on over to Molly's. Phil goes home alone but leaves a credit card/wallet/clothing accessory at the bar only to return the next evening to find it is gone.

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 11:17 AM

HA, I didn't leave anything at the bar, sucka

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