Hockey Night in La Grange

Tonight is my final game in the Never Ever league, and as the captain of the team I sure am fuck don't want to go out a loser. So to bribe you fuckers to come out, I'll pay for anything you drink during the game if you come out. That's right, free booze. Lord knows I owe people what I estimate to be upwards of 40 to 50 drinks from Friday. Joe and Hockey Laura will be there, and Joe can vouch for the good times that will be had. Protip: Don't bring a date because it will make her girlie parts freeze up.

And yes, I only made a new post solely so I could embed this video in it. Sorry to abuse my power, but some times you just gotta ask yourself: WWRD - What Would Riggins Do?

Posted by Phil on December 8th, around lunchtime | 647 comments

Comments

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 11:47 AM

I forgot to mention - big "ups" to brent for making that all happen. I don't get a lot of memorable birthdays with it falling between christmas and new years, so being able to celebrate with everyone was happy good times.

Sorry for the gay post.

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 12:36 PM

Douglas, i have another gift for you:
http://www.people.com/people/articl...ss-topheadlines

Bigworm on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 12:39 PM

What time is the game tonight and where is it at?

Bigworm on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 12:41 PM

And what time are people showing up?

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 12:43 PM

opps, 7:15 game time at Iceland. Most people will probably get there right before 7:15 to get in their seats for the player intros and the national anthem. it is really quite goofy, but it is still fun.

Map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=utf-...t=directions-to

joe on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 1:03 PM

I've been there once before and the intros are quite hilarious. Basically they take it way too seriously

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 1:13 PM

There was no "Oh Canada", which kinda disappoints me.

Speaking of which, the lady singing Oh Canada slaughter the song so bad that the stadium took over to try and drown her out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2oAxlZQqwk

Reminded me of this kid at Fenway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhcZRFcjbhw

joe on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 1:41 PM

so 7:15 not 6:30?

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 1:42 PM

7:15. I gotta get there at 6:30, which was the confusion in my head. This weekend may have caused permanent damage to my brain. Brent says that it wasn't the booze, its from being 30

joe on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 1:52 PM

Clear eyes full hearts can't lose. Phil, keep Natty Sci's winning tradition alive.

douglas on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:00 PM

so jodie sweetin needs a knight in shining armor, i didn't realize she was getting divorced. i have a job, so i got one up on her husband, i have a kid so we can relate to one another and bond over our strong familial ties, and i don't do meth, so i can be her rock to lean on in her struggle to stay sober, all while i manipulate that trust and take advantage of her fame and impending fortune when she makes the new full house spinoff, or movie, or whatever it is, and have lots of sex with her in the process, and somehow find a way not to have sarah cut my balls off after she finds out....

douglas on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:02 PM

phil - new business idea for you...you should set up an online stalking company, where people pay you to do their stalking...you seem way too good at this to let such a talent go to waste

joe on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:05 PM

didn't the creators of myspace and facebook beat him to it?

Bigworm on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:06 PM

Joe has a valid point.

But I like it, you can call it creepy.com

joe on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:12 PM

Should we wear button ups shirts and warmup pants to the game tonight?

Bigworm on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:14 PM

Might not be a bad idea.

joe on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:22 PM

Not going to lie, from dodgeball on Friday I still can't straighten out my arm and my knee keeps giving out on me.

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:37 PM

i thought about coming up with a website called "theirspace.com" that does some stalking. mostly for parents and the such to stalk their kids.

joe on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:39 PM

Wes, are you going to GPS AJ when he gets older?

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 2:40 PM

Ah, the mullet's of outfits. I would be honored.

I'm rocking the polo with warm ups as we speak.

douglas on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 3:02 PM

europe just got less interesting:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/200.../D94T8T200.html

Bigworm on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 3:07 PM

The polo with warm-ups is the pimp suit. I dress AJ like that at times and much admit, it does look quite comfortable.

And I figure that I'll get AJ a phone with GPS and I am sure his car will have it so I will be able to monitor him via technology.

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 3:13 PM

btw, i was watching road trip the other night.

check out stiffler's outfit:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3350960384/tt0215129

joe on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 3:26 PM

Does that mean you also like one..better make it two fingers?

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 4:11 PM

ha, my mom and aunt might even make an appearance.

Bigworm on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 4:14 PM

So who is going there tonight?

I should be there.

joe on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 4:16 PM

Laura and I are planning to be there.

Bigworm on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 4:22 PM

Awesome so we got 3. P-H-I

Now who is going to be the L?

Phil on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 4:40 PM

try and con brent into coming. He already went to one game and left early because his date got her panties in a wad, so he may be a hard sell. I've already tried.

Brock on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 4:41 PM

So with Amsterdam closing down the good stuff, the bachelor party seems less likely rock out there.

Brock on Monday, December 08, 2008 at 4:47 PM

I hate to rub it in, but this doesn't happen often.

Check out whose first and whose last.

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/bigeast/...on-edition.html

joe on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 10:57 AM

How do you tell a deaf person to turn down the volume on their computer?

douglas on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 11:29 AM

you speak very loudly in an inappropriate manner, kinda like you'd speak to someone who doesn't understand english, b/c if you speak louder, maybe they'll understand you then

Phil on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 12:04 PM

hey, thanks to everyone that made it out to the game last night. Sorry you had to see a losing effort, but let's be honest - winning isn't the Natty Sci way

joe on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 12:21 PM

Thanks for the beer Phil, and the good laugh.

Phil on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 12:27 PM

the full billy ripken story
http://www.cnbc.com/id/28116692?__s...ag*&par=RSS

Phil on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 12:38 PM

Btw, cory and I went to Saints last night. They have some fantastic nachos. Their wings suck balls though.

I'm still pissed off about that game last night. Ugh.

Phil on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 1:41 PM

hey brent, sorry about throwing your team under the bus there on the legends league. Just trying to add some levity after the great commish fiasco

adrian on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 3:13 PM

I am going to visit a house for sale this weekend that has an inground pool. I wonder if pools are a lot of trouble to maintain.

Cuban on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 3:29 PM

Yes they are Adrian. Plus since it is winter you can't get an inspection on it before you purchase the house so you may discover some unexpected problems upon moving in.

joe on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 3:46 PM

Hire yourself a pool boy.

Joanna on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Pools are a pain in the butt to maintain. Esp at the beginning and end of the season when you do a lot of work on them.

douglas on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 3:59 PM

a guy i work with is in the process of looking into getting rid of his pool, he uses it only a couple times of year and it's way more trouble than it's worth according to him, he bitches about it a lot. i know when i did mortgages people that had pools were always astonished when they found out that adding a pool does nothing at all for the resale value of your house, b/c most people don't like having them and it's a completely personal touch

douglas on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 4:02 PM

adrian - whereabouts are you looking to move?

cuban - any word on your offer?

Cuban on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 4:09 PM

I have a contract out. My inspection was saturday and last night I sent my request for repairs. if they make the repairs I requested I should be good to go.

Can't wait to move the Fooseball table again. At least now we learned the legs come off.

douglas on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 4:47 PM

that kinda takes the fun out of it though

Jay on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 6:20 PM

You're moving out Cuban? Geez, where have I been. Although I haven't had much access to a computer lately. It's been like a month since I've seen internet porn.

Cuban on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 6:34 PM

Yeah It's about time I grow up and find my own place.

Beside Laura is kicking me out. I think she plans on making the upstairs as a room for each dog?

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 09, 2008 at 8:54 PM

Adrian, is your woman a groupie for the local rock scene? Specifically, for Kentucky's finest COVER BAND specializing in 80's and 90's rock whose name happens to be ROCKTIMUS PRIME. The two of you do have a nice picture on their MySpace page. By the way, they are playing at Zazoo's this weekend.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 8:43 AM

I think the bigger question is Burket, why the fuck are you on Myspace?

adrian on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 8:56 AM

Douglas - We are looking to move either near blankenbaker/middletown / westport road area or Oldham County.

Burket - Her friend is the drummer for ROCKTIMUS PRIME.

joe on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 9:00 AM

TARC blows

joe on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 9:05 AM

I've heard of that band before, i just don't remember where

joe on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 9:31 AM

Person at work just heard on the radio that today is "National Call In Gay Day" as a protest to Prop 8. Look around your office and see who isn't there. My training class today was cancelled because the trainer and manager called in and my bus driver called in.

joe on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 10:30 AM

half hour till our work Christmas Luncheon. Mmmmmmmm....King Fish!!!

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 11:03 AM

Interesting. What does this tell you about Joe the Plumber?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/ele...ccain-appalled/

joe on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Hey Worm are we the only ones here today? I guess everybody else called in gay today.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 11:13 AM

Yeah that is what I am seeing as well. I guess they heard it was call in if you love the cock day.

douglas on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 11:25 AM

this hot chick called in work today, something about her kid being sick, but i think there's potential for something more...

douglas on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 11:28 AM

at least that's what I'll be picturing the rest of the day now

douglas on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 11:30 AM

just heard on the radio, apparently the earth is slowing down its rotation or some shit, so they're adding an extra second to the year 2008, to be applied on new year's eve between 6:59:59 and 7:00:00 pm, which is good i guess b/c that means we get an extra second longer to party

Jerome on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 11:58 AM

Haven't seen Phil here at work yet

Jerome on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 12:07 PM

Wait - there he is. I guess he's not gay - just taking a big shit.

douglas on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 1:38 PM

maybe he's bisexual and only likes cock half the time, so he took half the day off...

Phil on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 1:41 PM

my question is that if prop 8 keeps people who are gay from getting married, and getting married turns you gay - does this mean that all married is illegal?

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 1:42 PM

Or maybe he got his shit packed, so he needed to relieve himself on the shitter after being raped in the shitter?

And perhaps since Jerome had a lack of posting today, maybe he was raping Phil in the shitter and posted quickly to show he is present on no show = gay day as a way to hide his and Phil's closet romps?

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 1:43 PM

I think everybody has gay tendencies. I mean look at me, I am married after all.

joe on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 1:56 PM

I just won a mancala tournament at the Christmas luncheon.

joe on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 2:01 PM

scroggin emailed this. Interesting story starring a cerebal palsy kid, kid in a wheelchair and Jeff Sheppard:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=jackson/081209

douglas on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 2:19 PM

mancala?

joe on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 2:23 PM

Exactly, never played it before. It is the game with a bunch of pebbles and you move the pebbles from hole to hole. You see it a lot of plaves but no one ever knows how to play it. I destroyed all challengers.

Brock on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 2:50 PM

I'm always at work.

Phil on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 5:03 PM

why won't anyone date me
http://www.craigslist.org/about/bes...fo/2389671.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 5:07 PM

Phil - I think she is right up your alley.

Phil on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 5:28 PM

the problem is that this was written 7 years ago. So unless she wrote this as a 16 year then she's waaaaaaaaaaay too old for me now.

Phil on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 5:28 PM

oh wait, it says right there. She's 40 now.

Maybe she has a daughter for me

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 5:30 PM

Maybe, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.

Brock on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 7:27 PM

If she didn't have a man at age 33, its unlikely she had a kid by age 17.

Phil on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 1:20 AM

ha, obviously you are infamiliar with baby mama drama. chicks with kids are upwards of 10x more likely to be desperate to get married than normal chicks. Sure, you know they like the booty. But they ain't looking for booty, they are looking for some sucker to raise their kid.

This chick has a kid and is looking for some sucker to finance it

Barry on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 10:36 AM

here's something I never expected...it snowed here last night.

douglas on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 10:48 AM

global warming at its finest

douglas on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 10:48 AM

this is too funny:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...10081love1.html

make sure you check out the guy's picture too

Barry on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 10:53 AM

small scale variation...look at the overall trend

Brent on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 12:47 PM

"Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal," he said.

What does this say about Joe the Plumber?

What we've been thinking all along, he's an absolute fucking idiot.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 1:53 PM

Thanks Brent, I just didn't want to say it.

douglas on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 1:58 PM

how exactly does that make him an idiot? what's so bad about palin? she had more sense than anyone else on either ticket

douglas on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 2:01 PM

hell, so did the plumber

Cuban on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 2:39 PM

After reading the article, I don't think the plumber was referring to Palin's intellectual ability.

I think he meant she was the "real deal" because she wasn't involved in all the corrupt things that are going on in Washington. She is honest.

douglas on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 3:06 PM

fuck the article, here's the transcript, word for word, of what he said on glenn beck's show:

http://www.glennbeck.com/content/ar...198/19055/?ck=1

there's not one thing he says that is idiotic

Bigworm on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 4:17 PM

Phil - where are you guys building at?

Phil on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 5:04 PM

off old english I believe. Not totally sure. I might end up some place else than our datacenter

Bigworm on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 5:05 PM

Phil - what does that mean?

Are you looking to leave?

Phil on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 5:18 PM

oh no, it'll probably just be cheaper to put people like me that don't need physical access to the computers some place else

Phil on Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 5:31 PM

so in the ESPN fantasy football league they do something interesting.

The playoffs are four weeks long, but only two rounds. Each game is over a two week period. I guess it's to prevent you from losing in the playoffs to a fluke game by one dude or something.

But their site is so awful that I didn't even know I was in the playoffs. The main content section is comprised of a "Welcome to Fantasy Football" graphic, followed by a section with the recent transactions. If you hit up the page during the game you have to kind of fight to find the current score.

They do some stuff well, but they do a lot of stuff really, really poorly. I think the ideal combo is something like Yahoo, but with some of the customization features of CBS Sportsline.

Phil on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 12:34 AM

hooray my company
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...SINESS/81211038

Bigworm on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 9:53 AM

I like to think this is how the UK/LSU game went down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYcK1D9Cvco

Bigworm on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 9:57 AM

Sorry not the game but afterwards.

douglas on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 10:57 AM

that was funny

Phil on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 12:09 PM

speaking of LSU, i found this funny:

With a 7-5 season, most LSU fans have resigned themselves to somewhat morbid prophesies of the end of the world thanks to Les Miles and his unrealized expectations…the above weather event isn’t helping quell those fears. A snowy dusting of biblical, or at least voodoo wives’ tale, proportions descended upon Acadiana this morning and covered the hallowed and bourbon stained grounds of LSU’s Tiger Stadium. We assume they make insulated purple and gold jogging suits down there.
http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2008...ellow-britches/

joe on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 1:22 PM

Douglas, are you graduating this weeekend?

Barry on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 1:43 PM

people are effing crazy down here. I think we need new d-coordinators, but that's about it. If Lesticles keeps the same coordinators and we have another bad season next year...they'll start talking about his job. On the plus side, Rivals has us listed as the #1 recruiting class in the country with some good leads on five stars to go.

http://rivals100.rivals.com/teamrank.asp?SID=0

with regard to the video, funny...but no one down here really gives a crap. ultimately that game did not matter because we achieved our goal of winning a national championship. Congrats on your win, along with the 7 or 8 others that you had, we'll take the title. That game will forever be remembered in Ky and La. But everywhere else it will be a trivia question that no one gets right.

Phil on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 2:15 PM

ha, barry's comment is almost identical to deadspin's take on the ole miss over florida win:
"That Ole Miss win over Florida is going to become one of the most difficult Aflac trivia questions at some point twenty years from now."
http://deadspin.com/5104190/college...2-meets-the-sec

douglas on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 2:23 PM

i graduate on wednesday the 17th, i have my last weekend of classes tonight and tomorrow. what's funny is one of the guys in my class is having a big party tomorrow night for everyone. i'm one of the younger people in my class, so it's really a trip to see all these 30+ people get all excited over a party with heavy drinking involved. the party's been in the works for a couple months now, and the buildup has been stronger than we've had for new year's, that's how excited some of these "adults" are to be rid of their kids for a night, it's hilarious

douglas on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 2:28 PM

for instance, me and another guy in my class have been peer pressuring this fifty year old woman in my class to do a kegstand before she can come in, and before we say we do that every year at joe's house, this woman's a little more, let's just say refined, than joe's neighbors...it's very surreal

joe on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 2:41 PM

did we ever get greg's wife Lisa to do anything stupid? I think we did. The best part about that is that she is a 7th and 8th grade religion teacher.

joe on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 2:49 PM

GW is my boy...check out the email he just sent me.

Executive Order: Closing of Executive Departments and Agencies of the Federal Government on Friday, December 26, 2008

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered as follows:

Section 1. All executive branch departments and agencies of the Federal Government shall be closed and their employees excused from duty on Friday, December 26, 2008, the day after Christmas Day, except as provided in section 2 of this order.

Sec. 2. The heads of executive branch departments and agencies may determine that certain offices and installations of their organizations, or parts thereof, must remain open and that certain employees must report for duty on December 26, 2008, for reasons of national security or defense or other public need.

Sec. 3. Friday, December 26, 2008, shall be considered as falling within the scope of Executive Order 11582 of February 11, 1971, and of 5 U.S.C. 5546 and 6103(b) and other similar statutes insofar as they relate to the pay and leave of employees of the United States.

Sec. 4. This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity, by any party against the United States, its agencies, instrumentalities, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.

GEORGE W. BUSH

THE WHITE HOUSE,

December 12, 2008.

Bigworm on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 3:02 PM

Way to go GW!

Of course I am off the 24-26th and I didn't have to have a retard mandate it.

Phil on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 3:33 PM

i probably won't be out tonight in a futile effort to ward off a cold and also to keep myself from being creepy, but i think i'[m gonna hit molly's after work if anyone is interested

douglas on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 3:50 PM

I'm off the day after christmas as well

Phil on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 3:55 PM

West Virginia Ninja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I

joe on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Creepy guy at bar vs. creepy guy home alone with his cat playing video games. I choose creepy guy at bar.

Phil on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 4:06 PM

oh, i'm gonna be creepy regardless. but the question is the amount of exposure i am capable of exposing myself to.

douglas on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 4:14 PM

depends on how many people you want knowing about your creepiness, being creepy at home w/ a cat isn't so bad b/c no one knows you're creepy, it's when you go out and start talking about your cat when people get worried about the creepiness

Barry on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 4:14 PM

damn it phil, i thought i was being original...alas someone else had the same thought. damn internet and its damn thousands of writers.

Jerome on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 4:23 PM

I thought the West Virginia Ninja video was gonna be a Pat White highlight reel

Barry on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 6:30 PM

did you guys see this? interesting.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...?urn=nfl,128540

Bigworm on Friday, December 12, 2008 at 10:34 PM

The bigger question is do you want to be creepy infront of people you know (in this case the cat) or in front of people you don't know (random bitches at the bar). I mean you do play with one of the pussies regularly (cat).

Phil on Saturday, December 13, 2008 at 2:14 PM

For Lynnie

If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
http://www.cracked.com/article_1687...ore-honest.html

Brock on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 9:38 AM

George Bush has cat-like reflexes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFX-dKpcDz8

joe on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:09 AM

DAMN YOU JCPS!!!! Had you closed early today there was potential for an early dismissal for me for a snow day. Hurricane Ike had to come through and take all the snow days away so JCPS will be in school as much as possible.

Bigworm on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:09 AM

Selfish bastards!

Bigworm on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:15 AM

Former UK WR Stevie Johson (caught winning TD pass against Louisville and LSU) caught his first TD for the Bills this weekend.

joe on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:16 AM

UK football has 3 guys leaving early

Bigworm on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:24 AM

They have three guys testing draft status.

And this is how I see it.

Lindley - gone (1st team all-sec and 2nd team all-american)
Johnson - 50/50
Jarmon - returning

Bigworm on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:42 AM

What's the chances they see if the same way I do?

douglas on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:49 AM

i'd guess that's probably about right for those three, Lindley's like #5 at his position in the country

Bigworm on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:51 AM

Yeah Lindley is the #5 CB in the draft and being projected as the #51 prospect, which translates to round 2 draft pick.

I think Lindley will be a first day guy for sure, and as such he is gone. Can underclassman participate in the combine and come back?

I am curious how his knee heals.

douglas on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 11:54 AM

i believe they can

Bigworm on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 12:01 PM

If that is the case, Johnson will be a combine freak and is probably gone as well.

joe on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 1:51 PM

16 days till Nochevieja Nueve. Anybody got anything to add?

Brock on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Michelle and I will officially be attending.

DRINK! IT'S TRADITION!

Barry on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 2:01 PM

looking like I will be home for new years...by the way i may need a place to watch lsu lose to georgia tech

douglas on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 2:09 PM

since the dogs are a new addition to new year's this year, and since everyone is supposed to be drunk, does that mean we can get the dogs drunk?

douglas on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 2:11 PM

and we need a new name for the party since we can't really use gbitt anymore...

Barry on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 2:14 PM

i am not letting you anywhere near my dog douglas.

douglas on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 2:18 PM

i hadn't even thought about that angle to be honest with you, but now that you mention it...

joe on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 3:49 PM

At least the dogs clean up after themselves when they puke.

douglas on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 3:56 PM

i'm still ashamed of myself for being probably the only regular who hasn't puked in your house, for that I apologize Joe, I'll step up the effort...and then bring the dogs over to clean it up

joe on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 4:01 PM

for those that remember Coach Wiegandt's wedding reception, Chris is not allowed to eat the goldfish.

Phil on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 4:36 PM

i am just praying i don't die from this cold. i'm told it might be strep :(

Jerome on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 4:39 PM

Either I'm old, gay or both. There were two 19-year-old girls throwing a frisbee in our office and I sat at my desk working to figure out a customer's support issue.

Jay on Monday, December 15, 2008 at 5:50 PM

Speaking of old and gay, I need some help moving furniture this weekend in Lexington. There are only a couple of things to move but they are big and heavy, and I need some help. If anyone can help, it will be greatly appreciated and well rewarded. We are planning on doing it this Saturday. If anyone can help, give me a call and I will tell you how to get here. And yes, Michelle and I will be at New Years, and we will be getting hammered.

joe on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 8:22 AM

fucking weather. Way to disappoint.

Phil, as for that cold, I think someone out there is trying to take you down with biological warfare. You better watch your back. I think I saw something like this on an episode of 2 and a half men.

joe on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 9:46 AM

New low in life, i burned my hand on a pop tart. I feel a law suit.

adrian on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 9:48 AM

sorry jay, going house hunting and christmas shopping this weekend.

joe on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 10:02 AM

fun game to play in the office, if you were snowed in the office and resorted to cannibalism, who would you eat first?

Phil on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 10:53 AM

are we talking most tasty or are we talking people you'd want to kill so that you had a better chance at surviving. because i can think of at least three people in my office that while they don't look like the tenderest of meat would be the type of people that would gladly lead everyone to their death just because it meant they got to play "leader"

and they gotta die

Cuban on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 11:07 AM

So with the cannabalism. Do you think People taste like their ethnicity.

Do you need to eat a Mexican with Chips and Salsa?
If you eat an Asian, are you hungry 30 min. later?

Stuff to consider if snowed in.

joe on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 11:15 AM

Phil, just burn their fat for fuel and use their bones for tools. Don't have to eat them. Interesting perspective though, I just had a run in with that guy in my cubicle and contemplated taking him down at that moment. He got a promotion and gets to tell me what to do but is incompetent in my opinion. I feel violated because he came in to my cubicle and took my work. Just randomly took work and passed it out to other people for no rhyme or reason, Fucktard. My organization system is ruined and now I am set back at least a week in my work. Had the simple question of hey can you share some of your work I could have gladly found the work to share instead of rape and pillaging. No grudge over here.

Phil on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 12:42 PM

btw, you might want to not use IE for surfing porn for a little while. a nasty security whole has been found, people are exploiting it and there is no patch
http://secunia.com/advisories/33089/

joe on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 12:44 PM

I just had a guy at work at lunch tell me about being stationed in England while in the Navy and getting drunk and waking up in bed with another dude. He said it was okay because they were both married. So married people are gay.

Barry on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 12:53 PM

phil I heard about that. so waht is the best thing to do...avoid sketchy sites or use something other than ie?

joe on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 1:00 PM

Hmmm, Phil is the computer guy here but I bet Jay has more insight into the realm of internet porn.

Phil on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 1:45 PM

Well, your best bet it to use something other than IE.

Avoiding sketchy sites will help too, because usually only a sketchy site will have sketchy shit on it. But once some fuckers hacked an ad network so that every site that displayed the ads also had sketchy code on it that jacked your computer up.

So yeah, I'd go download firefox or opera just to be safe at home. If you can't download Firefox or Opera at work, then feel free to go visit sketchy sites and get your PC fucked up. Teach those assclowns in IT for forcing you to use IE

Barry on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 3:36 PM

thanks phil. using firefox

Phil on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 3:55 PM

hey joe, i assume you didn't make it up to stick and puck on monday?

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 3:57 PM

I got a new cell phone today, number is still the same. yay!

joe on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 4:03 PM

We chose beer over challenging the cold weather and potential for ice.

Phil on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 4:18 PM

word. i was way too sick to deal with it. you guys still think you'll make it to the skate on saturday? my mom and aunt are gonna try and make it out. it should be a hoot

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 4:41 PM

Adam Walsh's 1981 murder finally solved.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28257294/?GT1=43001

douglas on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 9:00 PM

i mean, why wouldn't you change your name to something from teen wolf? it's way better than ocho cinco...
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...?urn=nfl,129376

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 at 10:22 PM

Wow, that is all I can say.

Wow.

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 8:01 AM

Laura has a clinic and then has to teach a lesson I think. I would like to make it on Saturday. I think Saturday could be kind of funny.

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 8:34 AM

i'm heading back down to calvert city this weekend, third time in a month, which has to be new record

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 9:56 AM

why have you been down there so many times? I know you have family there, but what, Christmas, Thanksgiving what? Everything okay?

Brock on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 9:58 AM

Thats a nice little haul. Although, it is close to Land Between the Lakes. There is a wild buffalo preserve there. Put the pieces together.

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 10:25 AM

I was down there right before thanksgiving to say bye to my granddad who had cancer and was about to die, plus we had thanksgiving, a week later he died, and now i'm going down for christmas. it's right next to land between the lakes, my grandfather's house is actually on kentucky lake

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 11:22 AM

Sorry to hear that.

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 11:25 AM

yeah, it's alright, it was his third bout with cancer and it's been expected for awhile, so it's not like it was a surprise

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 11:25 AM

mug shots of the year:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...81mugyear1.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 11:29 AM

This is why I love sports.

Fans are so emotional.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd9WoKfNG7c

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 11:30 AM

Sorry to hear that Douglas, best of luck during the holidays.

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Let us know how things go with the buffalo

Phil on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 2:16 PM

so, for the record - TGIFriday's buffalo mozzarella cheese sticks + cold medicine gives you some fucked up dreams. Next time I eat those suckers I'm leaving a pad of paper next to my bed.

I was woken up by a pirate ghost yelling at me from the side of my bed THREE times last night. Not cool, pirate ghost. Not cool at all.

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 2:20 PM

are you sure it isn't alcohol withdrawals?

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 2:26 PM

for New Years...pony keg or regular keg?

Phil on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 2:30 PM

alcohol withdrawal? what do you think I drank to wash down the cold medicine?

duh

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 2:35 PM

who is bringing booze and food and who is donating money?

Need to start making a list to see what needs to be done for new years. If you want to just do a donation but can't get the cash to chris or I beforehand, please let one of us know how much you plan to donate so we have an idea of the budget we are working with.

Phil on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 2:43 PM

i'll make it do what it do.

With the extra doctors is a full on keg gonna make more sense? How much beer do we typically put away?

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 2:49 PM

enough for a full keg i'd imagine, most of us may be gay now, but we're not pussies

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 2:59 PM

I am thinking full keg as well.

I am quite sure I will be getting a 1.75L of Maker's Mark for my Tabler xmas gift, so I can bring that or take it to liquor barn and trade it in for something else. let me know what you guys want to do for that.

I am game with money, it's much easier.

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:02 PM

Chris and i are thinking it will be easier and we will have everything ready and know what we have so we aren't hoping people bring stuff and aren't waiting for people to show up with certain things. We are in the planning stages. just got off the phone with Chris and we ae in negotiations.

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:03 PM

I think there's no need to trade in a 1.75 of Maker's Mark, I'm sure that would work out just fine.

i'm also down for giving money if you all prefer that, I don't mind bringing something either, i don't care either way

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:11 PM

Douglas - I know you usually bring a handle of bourbon so I don't want to step on your toes. If I traded it in, I could get two fifths of jagermeister (if we want) for that and a couple more bucks (less than $10).

Also - Joe we probably need to clean our the jager machine. To do that we need to run hot water through it a couple times and dispense the water out without turning on the refridgerating unit. That is why you also have to throw the jager in and keep flushing it out till only jager remains (so we don't freeze it up).

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:17 PM

what's wrong w/ two handles of bourbon? if you're gonna step on my toes, i prefer you do it with an extra handle of bourbon, i promise i won't be offended.

i also told some people in my MBA class about the party, at least the ones not easily offended, so that might drum up a few more people

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:20 PM

oh, and my graduation party last weekend, i definitely rocked it out and i think i scared a few people, so the people i told about the party, i basically said if you couldn't handle me that night, then don't bother coming, cuz there's gonna be a lot more like me there

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:22 PM

You were probably pretty tame in comparison to having more of us together, because we would never egg each other on and shit.

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:24 PM

no, i wasn't as bad as new year's by any means, but compared to the rest of the party i definitely stood out. let's just say my shirt came off, they know all about my high school baseball career, and i had to apologize to a buddy of mine's wife the next day cuz her skin isn't as thick as his

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:25 PM

So a typical weekend?

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:27 PM

not so typical anymore, but yes. i think my goal when i drink anymore is to get sarah to hang in head in shame. if i can do that, it was a good night

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:29 PM

well i gotta go grad-e-ate, i'm out

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:37 PM

Peace out homie.

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:40 PM

Blueprint for new years:

Talked to Chris and Cuban and the plan is to have the 3 of us front the money and go out and buy up everything we need. If you want to bring something that is cool. Wes, if you are doing the jager let us know so we can buy less. If you two are bringing bourbon we will buy the jager and not the bourbon. It will all work out. the estimated price we are thinking it will be is roughly $500. Between tuaca, a keg, jager, red bull, bourbon, jello shots, rum and all that and then throw in the food sounds about reasonable we think. We were thinking throw in roughly $50 a person or couple. the 3 of us will account for $150 and then we need $350 more to account for the rest. We are not trying to make a profit. Let us know your thoughts? If you want it to sound cheaper bring a date and it is $25 a person all you can eat and drink and place to crash.

We are gong to discuss it more today and piece it together.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:49 PM

Sounds like a plan to me fellas.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:50 PM

And I'll just bring bourbon, it will be easier for me that way.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Actually, not sure what I will bring yet. Let me conference with Abby to see if there is something she wants to bring because she doesn't do bourbon or jager.

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 3:57 PM

I put Laura in charge of getting females drunk. She has some ideas.

Barry on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 4:46 PM

Joe, by no means should you let me sway your plans, but you know I can't handle $50 for a party. $20, $30 tops. Unless you've got strippers I'll make other plans.

Phil on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 4:57 PM

you can be my date, barry.

lord knows we both won't have a date.

Barry on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 5:09 PM

Thanks Phil, you're not going to, like, expect anything in return are you? I don't think Sarah is going to drive up to Ky for a New Year's party.

Phil on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 5:20 PM

I am nothing but a gentleman

Phil on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 6:34 PM

espn.com is gonna have a new layout. here's the preview
http://beta.espn.go.com/

joe on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 7:11 PM

chris and i figured that. We were't expecting to much of a donation from you, we still expect you there. No big deal Barry. i don't think it will hurt anyones feelings. You are a poor college kid relying on his crabs to get him through school.

Phil on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 7:46 PM

current ticket sales for the humanitarian bowl:
"As of Monday afternoon the University of Maryland says it's sold about 16 tickets to the game. The University of Nevada says it's sold 8 so far."
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/20...-in-the-dozens/

douglas on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 9:42 PM

i remember when crabs got me thru school

Phil on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 10:38 PM

part 1 of 3 of the pictures of year
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/20...tographs_p.html

Jay on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 10:56 PM

Douglas-sorry to hear about your grandfather. And congratulations on graduating. Joe-I'll give you 50 plus I can bring something. On another note, I still need help moving some heavy ass furniture this weekend. Anyone helping will be well rewarded with pizza and beer.

Phil on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 11:12 PM

i know what i'm getting Mike Tyson for christmas - a george foreman grill
http://i40.tinypic.com/nc76x.jpg

Jerome on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 8:56 AM

Here's Microsoft's patch for the IE security issue Phil talked about on Tuesday. Apparently, Windows Update won't pick it up (we've tried SEVERAL times).

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/se...n/ms08-078.mspx

douglas on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 9:00 AM

thanks jay

Brock on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 9:12 AM

You can put us down for $50-60. We will be driving straight from Nashville to the party after work, so it may be near impossible for us to prepare anything.

If only there was a Carollton between Nashville and Louisville.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 9:20 AM

Bringing champagne?

Phil on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 10:14 AM

I'm still freaking sick.

I'm on my way to walgreens. They have nurse practitioners there. I'm pretty sure I have freaking strep throat. Not cool.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 10:24 AM

bad case of cooties?

Phil on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 10:26 AM

you better believe it. i haven't been to a doctor in 10 years, and even that was for what I feared was torn ligaments in my thumb.

Being 30 sucks.

Tiffany on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 10:38 AM

Im speaking for both myself and Marc we're in for $50. Do you need us to bring anything?

Phil on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 10:46 AM

Andy Kennedy, man of class
http://deadspin.com/5113087/mississ...ted-for-assault

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 10:51 AM

Chris, Cuban, Laura, Joanna and I plan to get the booze and supply chili, high life dogs, buns, queso, buffalo cheese dip, boneless popcorn chicken bites, chips, shrimp, cream cheese and chocolate cheese ball joanna makes and i think some vegetables and dip and whatever strikes our fancy. If something sounds good to you bring it. Any requests for food like a cheese ball, I think we can arrange it. Drop some ideas and we will try the feasability of it. Anybody know an ice company or drop the ice luge idea?

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 10:53 AM

calling party mart at lunch...half barrel of killian's. Any complaints or suggestions or input?

Phil on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:03 AM

i'd be willing to upgrade the beer from my own pocket, but killian's seems to be something that no one disagrees

Bigworm on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:05 AM

a 1/2 barrel is a full keg a pony keg is a 1/4 barrel if I remember that correctly from my days at Liquor Barn.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:07 AM

yep. Don't want the pony keg. What did you have in mind Phil? We need something that won't be too filling and people will use for beer pong or other stupid stuff.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:15 AM

I think Killians is more expensive, I'd just go with Bud Light or something like that, especially if beer pong is involved. And if you do Budlight maybe get 1 half and one quarter barrel.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:25 AM

Killians was practically the same price and that is why we got it in the first place. the party mart on brownsboro was cheaper then liquor barn.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:27 AM

would it be possible to bring over the weights this weekend douglas?

douglas on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:30 AM

yeah, it's possible either saturday morning before i leave or sunday evening when i get back, i was going to call you about that next week. i've been swamped this week w/ graduation shit and this weekend w/ heading back to the boonies, but i'm good for either one of those times this weekend or i think any night next week, except of course christmas eve and christmas night. i'm also off all day next friday the 26th

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:32 AM

What time you leaving on Saturday?

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:33 AM

Cuban mentioned 2 pony kegs. Any thoughts?

douglas on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:33 AM

don't know yet, but i know i'm not waking up at the butt crack of dawn to leave, probably around 10 or 11 i'm guessing

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:38 AM

cool. Might try that.

douglas on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 11:47 AM

what's the point of two pony kegs? just to have two different kinds of beer i'm guessing...

Cuban on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 12:07 PM

2 pony kegs meaning 1 of Bud light and 1 of a higher end beer like Shiner or Smithwicks.

That way we have bud for drinking games and a better one to enjoy.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 12:19 PM

Called Party Mart about a keg and they said need to put in the order ASAP. Let me know your thoughts because I'm gonna order by the end of the day.

Phil on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 12:35 PM

I am a fan of Cuban's plan, myself.

I'm 30 years old. If I'm gonna be getting drunk in a basement from keg beer it better be something better than Bud Light. I'm a grown up, damn it.

Speaking of being grown up, I decided I feel fine enough and grabbed some Tylenol Cough & Sore Throat

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 12:36 PM

some suggestions on beers then?

Cuban on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 12:38 PM

I think Brock should bring a keg of Yuengling from Nashville

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 12:39 PM

Bud Light has never really been an option. Killians I feel is better tehn bud light. If you think better then that then give some ideas.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:00 PM

Beer requests are due by 4:00. Cuban and I are rolling up to Party Mart after work to figure out what to order.

A: half barrel of Killians
B: half barrel of other beer
C: quarter barrel of something cheap and quarter of something better

If you vote an other please provide a type of beer.

I am saying A.

Phil on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:03 PM

I trust you and Cuban on the beer purchases, but I do like option C myself.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:04 PM

cuban votes C.

We stand at:
A - 1
B - 0
C - 2

Phil on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:09 PM

shit, i just put two and two together about why Andy Kennedy was in Cinci. Jesus, I'm an idiot. God bless you Tylenol Cough & Sore Throat Daytime, but man do you make me stupid

Tonight's game should be...interesting.

Brock on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Andy Kennedy coached UC for 1 season after Huggins got fired. He was a pretty cool guy and probably should have gotten the job. This incident explains why they went with Cronin.

It was cool how Kennedy would hang out with everyone at the neighborhood bar after the game. All he had to do was coach since the school wouldn't give him any indications on whether he'd stay, so he had no recruiting obligations for a year, and hence UC took the death penalty for 2 years.

Brock on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:31 PM

I like the 2 keg idea. You know someone is going to do kegstands, and I hate to see Killians wasted up someone's nose.

I also suggest a couple of batches of the taco dip. Its a piece of cake to make, you can make it as hot or mild as you want, and its ridiculously addictive when drinking.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:36 PM

Send a recipe to facebook or something. Facebook...that's gay.

douglas on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:40 PM

that is most definitely on the top 5 list of things i never thought i'd hear from joe

douglas on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:42 PM

that's gotta be somewhere between "i'm getting married" and "i'm moving out of my house"

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:45 PM

Where does call me on my cell phone fit in there? Cuban sent out facebook invites and Brock responded so that is why I felt Facebook was appropriate.

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:50 PM

The "Gettin' Psyched" CD is in production as well. Any requests there? We are running out of ideas. Next year we are tempted to put together a best of compilation. This year we are thinking it will be an IPOD set list but we will have CDs available. So 12-20 songs are needed.

douglas on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:50 PM

that's definitely another one, i still remember my first text message, i about had a heart attack

yeah, i joined the facebook group too, i'm just trying to be cool like you

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 1:51 PM

I just want to be like cuban except not foreign.

Phil on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 2:07 PM

tickets for the orange bowl are...inexpensive
http://www.stubhub.com/orange-bowl-...-1-2009-545491/

Phil on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 3:31 PM

wow, Kennedy is gonna coach tonight. Brave move
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=3777703

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 5:08 PM

paul has a 2nd kid on the way due in July

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 5:29 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/artic...ter_taped/2931/

kinda interesting

joe on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 6:20 PM

pony of shiner boch and pony of bud light ordered

Jay on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 9:57 PM

That sounds good.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 8:16 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls...mp;lid=tab7pos2

Bowl game gifts

Bigworm on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:14 AM

I'll vote A.

I dont see a point in doing two pony kegs, if that is the case why not just do a 1/2 barrel of Killians?

Also, after the pony of budlight runs out, do the games stop? I'll bet no, so why waste good beer on being the second choice for a party foul in the making.

A couple years back when I worked at Liquor barn you had to special order the good beer and the price difference was something like a $100 or so.

Bigworm on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:15 AM

Ooops, looks like I didn't read all the way down.

Bigworm on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:15 AM

Can I change my vote to "c"? I hate losing.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:22 AM

If we would have waited then "A" would have won by a margin of 3-2. Chris called saying "A" after the purchase and wes, this morning was too late. Sorry guys.

Bigworm on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:26 AM

Can you not change it? Or does it even really matter?

Worse comes to worse, grab two 30 packs of PBR and beer pong is back on.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:27 AM

Mmmm PBR.

Bigworm on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:27 AM

should have get a keg of PBR. That is what dreams are made of.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:29 AM

Oh, that was in the book. Don't have a pony of it. I will find a random party to buy a keg of PBR for.

I see me drinking Shiner early watching football then switch to liquor at some point and drink bud light for beer pong.

It will balance itself out. Might have a stash of PBR hidden for safe keeping.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:41 AM

Mix in Jager Bombs, vomiting and a females tears and we have it all covered

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:57 AM

2 scenarios at work that I want to get your opinion on. What would you rather be a grandparent at 40 or a great grandparent in your 50's. A woman who is 40 I work with just became a grandma, mother is not her oldest kid, and a women who we guess is mid 50's was showing a picture of a baby and someone said your grandbaby is precious and she corrected them saying no that is my great grandbaby.

Brock on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:06 AM

Looks like Ty and possibly Chip will be making an appearance at the New Years Kegfest. Just a heads up on the headcount.

I'll send the recipe at some point today. I know off the top of my head it has cream cheese, taco sauce, taco seasoning, and lots of shredded cheese.

Bigworm on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:07 AM

How about neither.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:10 AM

As far as we know you can't be a grandpa in 10 years, wes.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:11 AM

I think the food for new years is basically an assortment of our finest meats and cheeses.

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:12 AM

if we run out of bud light for beer pong just man up and play w/ bourbon

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:13 AM

it'll be interesting to see which girl joe makes cry this year and how since he has an actual girlfriend this time around, i'm looking forward to seeing how this plays out

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:25 AM

I didn't make anybody cry last year. She cried but not because of me. It was all part of the Chris and Wes drink-off with her and her trying to strangle Chris.

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:35 AM

Any change the old Bmac shows up at New Years and not Brian?

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:40 AM

He might have a beer then he and intern will head home for ice cream. What did they do last year, watch fireworks at the pier?

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:50 AM

I would be ecstatic if Chester shows up, but for that to happen we'd have to give intern something to knock her out or something, and maybe his old urges will come back to him. yes, they watched fireworks last year

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:50 AM

Laura intends to make some girlie drinks like a champagne drink and she had something else in mind I can't remember what. Basically i think it is something that Intern would drink and if we get a drunk intern I think we can get B-mac pretty drunk. He has to play drunk shot glass checkers.

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:50 AM

it's tradition!

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 10:58 AM

It is funny I was typing the get Intern drunk as you posted the knock Intern out comment. Maybe Chris can hook us up with some prescription drugs to dope her up with.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:12 AM

Adrian, if you read this you doing anything for lunch? I didn't bring one and no one wants to go out for lunch and I don't want to be the loser going out for lunch with no friends.

Bigworm on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:13 AM

Douglas I almost shit my pants when you called him Chester. Should we be so subtle and make him eat Cheetoes at the party?

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:16 AM

back at Bellarmine goal was to get him drunk enough that chester the molester would come out. Douglas, please share some of the stories.

Bigworm on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:19 AM

Cuban - do you still have that video of bmac getting about 3 feet of air?

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:29 AM

yeah, i guess most of you all haven't really seen Chester the Molester in his prime. If anyone knew Laura Buonanno, we were at Scroggin's old house off Baxter one night, about 3 in the morning, I was done puking in the upstairs bathroom, and Laura was trying to go to bed, but Chester kept following her to the bedroom to get in bed w/ her, so she kept yelling at him, and coming out to yell at me to get him to leave her alone. she kept telling him she didn't wanna do anything, and he kept saying he didn't either, he just wanted to cuddle, and kept trying to hug her repeatedly. i tried a few times to stop him, but i was so hammered I was laughing my ass off and encouraging him more than I was helping her. Just picture a girl wrapped in a blanket trying to go to sleep while Bmac follows her around trying to cuddle. That's one story of many...

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:35 AM

he just wanted to cuddle......ever so seductively. I wish someone else would have been there for the ever so seductive story.

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:37 AM

one night a long time ago i was out with sarah and one of her friends, and bmac came out, we all got drunk, crashed at sarah's, i think her friend like kissed bmac or something, but she was kind of a tease, so she went to bed, and she kept waking up and bmac had made his way next to her and was cuddling, she woke up in the middle of the night, got him off her, went back to sleep, woke up again later, and bmac was right back where he started. i think this happened like 3 times

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:38 AM

what was the 'ever so seductively' story? i know i know it, i'm just drawing a blank...

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:42 AM

i was telling the "white noise" story last week too, that a classic

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:42 AM

I think it was B-mac, work, vessels and me drinking at my house. B-mac was going around the house counting all the places to bone a chick (i.e. pool table, couch, basement...). He then proceeded to the kitchen where a chick is getting something out of the refrigerator and is bent over ever so slightly and you walk up behind her and she looks back at you ever so seductively and you proceed to nail her from behind while she is in the refridgerator.

Phil on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:47 AM

I used the ever so seductively story on the incredibly dense waitress at O'shea's. She found out I was a Capricorn, so she proceeded to tell me that she bets that I'm aggressive.

So I ask her "is that why when I see a girl bent over in front of a refrigerator looking back at me ever so seductively that I'll just go up and nail her?" And in the most honest and straightforward manner she responded "I could totally seeing you do that. Very Capricorn."

I chuckled

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:48 AM

that's right. another way you could tell chester was coming out to play was when he started playing the "what if" game, like 'what if i bought you another drink, would you be drunk enough to make out' or 'okay, if you won't go home with me, can i take you home' and so on and so on

Phil on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:58 AM

hold on, hold on...let me grab a notepad. these are some great dating tips for me

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 12:38 PM

What would be a better book, the 9 year olds book on dating or b-mac's dating book?

Phil on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 12:42 PM

"I don't know guys - I don't think she's a 10" written and illustrated by B-Mac, with a foreword by Phil Scott would be a best seller

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 12:43 PM

I know know chester late in life would try singing "I want to kiss you all over" but struggled with the lyrics and had to get help from someone else.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 12:44 PM

the 2nd installment of the series "What would you rather have a warm cup of cocoa or a blow job"

adrian on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 12:45 PM

sorry joe, i just now read you post about lunch.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 12:46 PM

I found some nurses to go to lunch with

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:28 PM

Wes- I no longer have the video. I think I may have the picture of him on top.

I was thinking of making that a wedding gift for them.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:32 PM

very sweet

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:32 PM

Joe, how many fingers did the nurse use at lunch?

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:40 PM

I think there needs to be a series of Bmac books, you can have Bmac's tips on dating, his tips on avoiding cops on rooftops, his tips on how to impress your coach, his tips on how to maximize your fun on a road trip, the possibilities are endless

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:41 PM

Plus the always popular. Bmac's book of one-liners. Perfect bathroom reading.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:41 PM

Don't forget the how to book:

volume I - door repair

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:42 PM

Volume II - How to Grill

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:43 PM

Volume III - applying sun tan lotion

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:43 PM

Volume IV - run a flag football offense

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:44 PM

Volume V - car buying

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:45 PM

Volume VI: Playing your best golf when no one's around

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:46 PM

Volume VII - dressing casual

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:47 PM

VII - How to buy women gifts

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:49 PM

how to tell the difference between purple and midnight blue

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:49 PM

VIII- Cool places to dry-hump

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:50 PM

with Joe being able to write a chapter in volume VIII

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:51 PM

how to bring out your inner molester

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:51 PM

Douglas, think Bmac will ask for a haircut while he is here?

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:51 PM

depends on if he's had one in the last 48 hours or not

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:52 PM

haircuts are due

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:53 PM

I'm good

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Can we have a how to video by b-mac of how to bong a falls city beer?

Please tell me someone was there for that

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:55 PM

fuck yeah i was

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:55 PM

that's why we established the rule bmac has to forever bong beer in the bathtub

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:56 PM

How do you throw up on your first beer of the night?

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:57 PM

throw up your first beer of the night and not be able to make it past the sink in the kitchen

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 1:58 PM

we haven't even started on baseball stories yet...

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:00 PM

Were still not done with the non-baseball stories.

Like Bmac's How to dance book

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:00 PM

What color uniform are we wearing today?

Brock on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:00 PM

Crazy-go-nuts day of posting. Well done Gen 2!

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:00 PM

Are your shorts inside-out?

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:01 PM

slow song....fast song. How to leave your drunk date on the sidewalk in front of the police dept.

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:01 PM

I'm REALLY bored at work.

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:02 PM

pete rose slide!

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:02 PM

Dude she had bumbs on her back... Sorry Phil

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:02 PM

*bumps

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:05 PM

how to get out of a speeding ticket by telling the cop you don't have weed on you but you may have jager or bourbon

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:07 PM

did I ever tell the story of the time I was meeting b-mac at lunch downtown to get some money from him for I think new years or concert tickets and he managed to make it look so awkward at the street corner of 4th street live in front of borders it looked like a drug deal?

Phil on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:15 PM

ha, i was messing around with a girl recently and i noticed she had freckles on her back and all i could think of was "she has bumps on her back!"

good times

Brock on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:19 PM

It may be tough to release any book in regard to puking because Chris has the vomiting genre cornered.

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:19 PM

Joanna could attest to that.

Brock on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:20 PM

So can my shoes.

Brock on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:21 PM

Will there be karaoke at New years again?

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:22 PM

There are stains all over the city of chris' vomit.

The karoake channel is on 30 sec previews only. We need to come up with something. Maybe target has a cheap karaoke thing.

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:22 PM

I think so. Insight does not provide that channel any longer, but we don't need words. Just an Ipod and a crowd

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:29 PM

We should rig up something

Phil on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:30 PM

That's gay that there isn't anymore karaoke. I wonder what Turner is doing. Maybe we could bribe him into bringing his karaoke setup...

Brock on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 2:52 PM

They sell cheap karaoke systems (and by system, I mean a microphone that plugs into the TV) at places like Wal-Mart.

My brothers do have Rockband. I would be leary of bringing that b/c some mule will end up smashing the drums (Wrecking Crew).

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 3:05 PM

We do have guitar heroes

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 3:10 PM

I don't see us busting out guitar hero for New Years.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 3:11 PM

I'd prefer karaoke

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 3:14 PM

I agree

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 3:31 PM

guitar hero maybe early on...i need my fix

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 3:57 PM

depends on the football games on TV

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 4:05 PM

vandy will be on in the music city bowl where you can get tickets for $1.99. That would never happen if UK was in it

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 4:08 PM

noon - houston vs. Air Force
2:00 - Oregon State vs. Pitt
3:30 - BC vs. Vandy
5:30 - Kansas vs. Minnesota
6:00 - UL vs. UNLV (Men's Basketball)
7:30 - LSU vs. Georgia Tech

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 4:10 PM

breathalyzer for your IPOD

http://www.courier-journal.com/blog...gizmo/blog.html

Cuban on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 4:13 PM

joe that is awesome. That would make a great drinking game for New Years.

Phil on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 4:21 PM

i wish the courier would do something like this:
http://www.statesmanjournal.com/art...UPDATE/81217016

douglas on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 4:24 PM

"Laura Dean-Mooney, national president of Mothers Against Drunk Driving, told the AP that she worries that young people will use the device for drinking games, to see who can score the highest reading. iBreath caps the readings at 0.20."

You're damn right Laura, you're damn right

Phil on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 5:06 PM

Dom from work and I had one at Uncle Pleasants one night. I blew a .235, he blew a .24.

I ordered two shots of jager to "top him." He had another one. We both tied at .24, so we had a celebratory beer. Later that night and I ended up jumping out of a car and running full speed to wicks. Then I went home with Clare, ordered Napoleon Dynamite on her PPV while she got high with her fat friends, and then woke up and watched 6 episodes of Deadwood on her HBO on demand.

Laura Dean-Mooney definitely has a point - they are terribly dangerous and it is good they cap at .20. Never really thought I'd agree with MAAD about much of anything

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 5:48 PM

uncle larry just sent me a delightfully white trash christmas card. The front was alll the kids pictures and the inside was all the grandkids. Their were 8 of their 10 kids on the front. I only know who 2 of them are and only one is actually his the rest just call him dad. of the 2 not on the card one is in jail. The grandkids just have trailer park names.

joe on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 8:52 PM

I am trying to find free online Karaoke and then hook a labtop up to the TV. I am unsuccessful in pulling off the online karaoke. Anybody got any ideas or just go for the plug in microphone at walmart?

Brock on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:58 PM

Its late, go drink something.

Bigworm on Friday, December 19, 2008 at 11:40 PM

Volume IX. How to pack for New Orleans in Summer

Phil on Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 2:38 PM

so, with the latest sci outage the move to a better server is coming soon...

Phil on Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 3:32 PM

aaaaaaaaaaand we are now on a new server.

With Windows 2008 and IIS 7 with the integrated ASP.NET pipeline we should see a significant performance improvement.

For those who can't access the nattysci.com domain from work, hit up http://sdfmaxvcus0003.maximumasp.com. The old site is still there (for now) while I get confirmation that it still works, but it'll go away in a few weeks.

stew on Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 5:38 PM

Anyone wanna go skating tonight? Or is that gay? Just throwing it out there. I really want to go, but not by myself. I think it's creepy when it's just me and like 200 14 year old girls.

Phil on Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 9:41 PM

no fucking way, stew. we had a gay little "public skate for charity" thing tonight.

give me a call and i'll head out there. especially if there are 200 14 year old girls

Brent on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 11:54 AM

How was ice skating...will we be reading about you two on the courier website?

joe on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 12:06 PM

http://www.mlive.com/eagles/index.s...ootball_co.html

ron english gone from UL

joe on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 12:08 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=3784036

ESPN has it it has to be true.

Phil on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 8:18 PM

In terms of crazy this girl certainly wins, but the girl who ran into the stall still has my heart:
http://deadspin.com/5115203/she-jus...nted-it-to-snow

stew on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 8:23 PM

Ha Ha! Good stuff! I loved the jewel of wisdom in the accompanying text..."As we learned from Pacman, it never ends well when one tries to replicate precipitation of any kind via artificial means."
Brings back good memories of "making it rain" in Thailand.

Phil on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 8:31 PM

every time i watch the thing it makes me happier

stew on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 8:52 PM

Man it is way too freakin cold here! I can't wait to get back to SoCal...unfortunately I have to go further North before I go back to the sunny coast again.

Phil on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 9:00 PM

hey stew, how long you in town for?

I got a game at Iceland tomorrow at 6:15 if you are interested in coming up and watching. Hell, we might be short enough people that if you bring your gear we might even have an open roster spot

Bigworm on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 9:50 PM

So I think i am going to trade in my bottle of Meker's for something at Liquor barn. I have no clue what just yet though.

stew on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 10:33 PM

I should be here tomorrow night. If so, you know I'm there! On Tuesday I have to go up to Canada with the family for a few days, but after that I'll be around til at least the 31st-possibly longer if I'm gonna drive back out to CA. I need a discrete way to send you my #...maybe I should do it craigslist style and spell it out! j/k!

Phil on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 10:36 PM

Just give me a call, Stew. 802-5292.

Only people that I don't want to have my number already have it.

Phil on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 11:05 PM

I just realized the real killer app for the breathalizer for the iPhone is to prevent drunk dialing

stew on Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 11:18 PM

Sweet! Yeah, I've been advocating the drunk dialing preventing application for years! It's gonna be my golden ticket if I can ever perfect the design!

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 7:30 AM

It's mother fucking cold outside!

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 8:32 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28269290/

3-year-old Hitler can't get name on cake

"The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket...other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April."

Holy fuck!? Are you serious?

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 9:31 AM

isn't it supposed to be like 50s for Christmas?

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:08 AM

i don't know about christmas, but my fucking car damn near didn't start this morning cuz it was so fucking cold outside.

on a separate note, i saw four christmases last night w/ vince vaughn, not a bad flick

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:28 AM

New Years update. We have a couple from hockey that said they are coming and were at phil's birthday. They asked if they could bring a friend too. Other hockey people have shown interest. We have a Bellarmine group that may show up as well that is friends with Cuban.

December 29th - Liquor store trip and grocery run w/ Chris and cuban
December 30th - Attempt to prepare as much of the food as possible and clean up house and perhaps pick out songs for the IPod play list Cuban is setting up
December 31st - hopefully just throw food in the oven and in crock pots and let sit then drink.

Chris is on call the 30th. I know Laura and Chris work on the 31st. Anybody else working on the 31st? If anybody wants to they are more then welcome to come over the 30th and bask in the glory that will be the next day and have a beer and figure out what all that needs to be done.

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:34 AM

I've got to work new year's eve, but i can come by the 30th after work and help out if need be

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:40 AM

What time does anybody think they will show up the 31st? UL plays at 6 so I will definitely be sitting in front of the TV with a plate of food at 6.

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:45 AM

Six sounds good to me. I'll have to head into work, but I'm gonna try and bounce around fourish.

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:47 AM

Sixish is about what I was thinking, I'm getting off around 3 or 4

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:51 AM

hey joe or anyone else that uses the vzw222, can you access the site via http://sdfmaxvcus0003.maximumasp.com?

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:54 AM

Posting from there now

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:54 AM

I'll let you know if it ever gets blocked.

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:57 AM

sweet action.

i was gonna see if I could "borrow" some karaoke software off the internet. It seems like you need the software plus the music. Once I got that, I'd still need a way for people to sing AND my laptop to play the music.

karaoke is a pain in the ass

Bigworm on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Looks like boss man went away from Maker's this year. Instead we got Buffalo Trace. Now just have to figure out if they are fifths, liters or handles.

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:01 AM

Can't the laptop plug into the TV and run everything throught the TV audio and video?

Bigworm on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:03 AM

So we are actually doing karaoke for New Years?

I thought the reason to go away from the band is beacuse we didn't want to listen to a two bit set.

Instead, we are just going to listen to no talent ass clowns instead of talented ass clowns?

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:04 AM

The band is more then welcome to play. I'd even encourage a one man accoustic set if the mood strikes him.

Bigworm on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:06 AM

Xota doesn't have time to entertain our retarded asses. He will be too busy wrecking the taco. I am sure he still has lots of frustrations to take out on his woman.

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:07 AM

I think karaoke inspires us to be even bigger asses then normal.

Bigworm on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:07 AM

I can only hope that Dallas-Darryl-Fortworth or whatever his name is shows up and tries to get to know somebody romantically.

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:09 AM

i look forward to being a no-talent ass clown with a plug-in microphone

Bigworm on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:11 AM

Douglas you don't need a plug-in microphone for that.

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:12 AM

you are absolutely right, but i want to be one with a microphone, it's more fun personally

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:14 AM

Perhaps the joe of karaoke was just the spontaneity of it all with the half assed job by insight and their shitty song selection. Throw in a smashed burket playing bouncer to keep the booze away from the TV and it was like catching lightning in a jar.

Not sure if we can recapture the joy of that moment. I have a feeling that more formal karaoke setup would almost take away from the karaoke experience.

Bigworm on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:15 AM

Impromptu acts of awesomeness are the best. That is for sure.

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 11:24 AM

alrighty, if your happy ass was going to vzw222.maximumasp.com i have it set up to do a permanent redirect to sdfmaxvcus0003.maximumasp.com. If your DNS hasn't updated nattysci.com it might act kinda wonky too until that kicks in.

If this jacked everything up, then well, I guess you aren't even reading this, huh?

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 12:21 PM

A girl I work with came in today with a tattoo on her leg of Gene Wilder and Igor from Young Frankenstein.

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 12:41 PM

uh, interesting choice at least

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 12:47 PM

She is not done and is getting something from Monty Python and the sheriff in Blazing Saddles and a quote from Life of Brian. Jokingly I said what about Spaceballs and she said I couldn't figure out how to fit it in.

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 1:10 PM

a dark helmet ass tattoo with him saying "I'm surrounded by assholes!" is always classy.

hell, they probably have the design already all done up

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 1:30 PM

these are pretty amusing if you've ever worked in an office:
http://workinglunch.msn.com/#/homep...-11-25V1176059/

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 1:38 PM

The tattoo is a shrine to her deceased father.

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 1:45 PM

is this one big tattoo, or a collection of tattoos?

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 1:48 PM

mind me asking which quote from Life of Brian? I have an assumption (the obvious one), but it would be awesome of it was "He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! "

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 2:00 PM

Its a collage intertwined somehow on her calf.

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 2:04 PM

So I am the computer guy at work and the position is called the key user. Somebody referred to me as the key master earlier today. Shortly after that I was in a meeting because I am the coordinator for claims for POWs. In the meeting the manager of our office was discussing the workflow for the POW cases and said so basically you are the gatekeeper. I did everything I could to keep from laughing. The damn Ghostbusters movie would not get out of my head. I'm sitting in an important meeting and all I could think is "next time someone ask if you are a god you say yes."

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 2:14 PM

I am trying to figure out what tattoos to get when everybody dies.

Joanna on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 2:50 PM

What happens when you're both the gatekeeper and keymaster all at once? Sounds kinky.

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 2:58 PM

sounds like a game he should play with laura in the boudoir

Cuban on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 3:28 PM

Douglas. Don't give Joe ideas until after I move out

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 3:29 PM

at least now if you hear "I am the keymaster, bow before me" from downstairs, you know to get the fuck out of the house ASAP

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 3:30 PM

or grab your camera...

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 3:35 PM

If you are referencing ghostbusters and the bedroom I'd play off of the "next time someone ask if you are a god you say yes" ghostbusters theme.

Cuban on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 3:47 PM

If I grabbed the camera, all you would hear in the background would be me yelling, "GO SEABISCUIT!"

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 3:50 PM

You need a water bed at your new place.

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 3:53 PM

it be hard to top bmac's sex tape though...maybe if you started yelling that, and then joe started yelling "giddyup" and then went into the ghostbusters routine...

Cuban on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 3:58 PM

Joe's would be a better tape, mainly because Joe could get the girls clothes off and not have to only settle for friction.

Unless of course he tried it on New Years.

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 4:01 PM

She'd just cry and run away in utter shame on new year's, of course if it's laura, there's always the possibility that she could make joe cry

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 4:02 PM

sounds like something to try in a hotel. what can you do in a hotel Douglas?

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 4:05 PM

whatever the fuck your keymaster heart desires

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 4:05 PM

So douglas, got the save the date magnet...fag.

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 4:06 PM

well played joe, well played

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 4:08 PM

I'd been saving it

douglas on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 4:09 PM

my only defense is that i had absolutely nothing to do with it, it's something that happens when sarah and my mom are left alone in a room together

Cuban on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 4:19 PM

I figured you wanted to be like Mike

joe on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 4:21 PM

You on the bus Cuban?

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 5:00 PM

time for hockey. peace out, fuckers

Phil on Monday, December 22, 2008 at 9:43 PM

pretty cool visualization to the closing song of Portal
http://vimeo.com/1612411

Cuban on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 8:52 AM

Wes, I thought I remember you saying you had Direct TV. Do you like it better then cable?

They are currently running better specials and I was thinking about going with them.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 9:39 AM

Nope, I have Insight. I think Brent has direct TV.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 10:02 AM

When is your official move out day, Cuban?

joe on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 10:10 AM

Close the 29th, get the house the 30th start moving stuff the 30th, actually move most of the stuff January 3rd?

Cuban on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 10:30 AM

Damn I didn't even know I was moving the 3rd

joe on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 10:36 AM

isn't that what you said yesterday? Not the 4th because that is UL-UK.

Cuban on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 10:38 AM

True, I keep forgetting about that game. Good Beer Cheese Day.

Phil on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 10:58 AM

I hate Insight. DirecTV is awesome. Sunday Tickey + the hockey package, how I lust after you.

Cuban on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 11:02 AM

Phil, what do you use for internet at your condo?

Phil on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 11:21 AM

insight, which i'm fine with. i just hate their cable so much

joe on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 12:33 PM

http://www.worldtimezone.com/time/w...=&forma=12h

New Years by the hour starting at noon the 31st, any drinks for each?

12 - Japan
1 - Dhaka
2 - Karachi
3- Abu Dhabi
4 - Russia
5 - Athens/Russia
6 - Spain/Germany/Amsterdam
7 - London
8 - ?
9 - Brazil
10 - Santiago
11 - Dominica/Canada
12 - Eastern
1 - Central

Brent on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 12:34 PM

I think DirectTV rocks, I've never really had a problem with it going out either, it has to be super bad before it's down.

adrian on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 12:46 PM

Nuclear Subs Now Run on Windows ... surely to god this is a joke.

http://www.tomshardware.com/news/Su...-Navy,6718.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 1:13 PM

I wonder what happens when they get the blue screen of death?

joe on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 4:01 PM

Who works tomorrow?

Phil on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 4:08 PM

i'm gonna head into work to get some stuff done, but technically we are off

joe on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 4:20 PM

As of now I am on regular schedule

Brock on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 5:28 PM

I'm working tomorrow, then driving 5 hours to the middle of Missouri.

joe on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 8:02 AM

this blows

joe on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 8:07 AM

TARC was nice for the 3 of us this morning, two riders and the bus driver.

douglas on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 9:44 AM

i guess it's just you and me today, joe, at least until noon, then i'm out

joe on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 11:09 AM

this blows

douglas on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 11:10 AM

yeah, i'm one of four people here to 'man' the phones, and we haven't gotten a single call. I've made a few calls, but no one else is working

douglas on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 11:20 AM

there's an international orgasm day?
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,...3642845,00.html

douglas on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 11:24 AM

this is so funny yet horridly wrong, a kid sneaked a peek at his presents, so his parents played a prank on him, and stuffed a bunch of clothes in an Xbox 360 console box, so the kid opened the present thinking it was an Xbox, it turned out to be clothes, and they taped the whole thing and put it on youtube...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...icle2069184.ece

joe on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 11:30 AM

Sat through 2 hours of BS training and then the office manager just overheard me saying who wants to get drunk at lunch.

Phil on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 11:57 AM

do we know anyone with a 646 area code? It's NYC. Someone sent me a text wondering if I was at Brendans. They were with a bunch of "millers"

Very weird

Brock on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 12:00 PM

Yeah, work!

Any recommendations in St. Louis? We are going to swing by and stay on Saturday night after the Christmas events.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 12:07 PM

I am off today, actually I am off till Monday.

So I got one of two bottles of Buffalo Trace that was signed by the Master Distiller so that is going into my collection.

AJ is getting tubes put in his ears on New Years Eve, so I probably won't be over till 7 or 8ish. Also, not sure if I am bringing anything else with me or not. AJ is either going to my parents or Abby is staying with him because of his surgery that day.

douglas on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 12:50 PM

been having ear infections? those are a bitch

joe on Wednesday, December 24, 2008 at 1:54 PM

Government let us off at 2:00. Konnichiwa, bitches!

Bigworm on Thursday, December 25, 2008 at 12:03 AM

Oh yeah, he always has an ear infection...or so it seems. He has had 3 in the last 6 months.

Brock on Thursday, December 25, 2008 at 9:38 AM

Merry Christmas!

Bigworm on Thursday, December 25, 2008 at 9:31 PM

Can anyone confirm or deny if we are charging anything for friends that come to NYE? I invited Abby's cousin today, I told him it was free because I didn't think we were charging people anything; is this correct?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 25, 2008 at 9:49 PM

Oh and here is how to make a Washington Apple

1/3 Crown Royal
1/3 Sour Apple Schnapps
1/3 Cranberry Juice
and a splash of 7 up if you like.

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink8094.html

Phil on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 2:49 AM

i say free for anyone that isn't a regular

joe on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 8:21 AM

free for non regulars. If someone offers a donation I will not turn it down and will put it towards the sci.

joe on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 8:25 AM

drinking with a diplomat from the british embassy was fun last night. Her buying us drinks and stealing her mans crown and ginger-ale and singing songs like fuck you I'm drunk. place was kind of like an osheas but with irish sing a longs and less douchebags.

joe on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 9:37 AM

A police officer arrived a short time later but decided not to kill the deer. “The officer said he was not going to shoot Rudolph in front of a church on Christmas Day,” police spokeswoman Alicia Smiley said.

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...EWS01/312260008

Bigworm on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 12:01 PM

Joe you working today?

where did you go drinking at last night?

Phil on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 12:39 PM

so my sister and i almost got in a bar fight last night.

some random, his buddy and some chick apparently became convinced that either me or Mark Hahn said something about one of their mothers. The girl accused mark of saying it, and one of the dudes accused me of saying it. Well, I probably didn't make things better when I said "I don't even know your mother, why would I say anything about her...unless she's Sarah Palin. I was making fun of her earlier, in which case I do apologize." I'm terribly funny.

Well, this dude just had the fury. Every time I walked past him he tried to bump into me, so every time I walked past him i took a small quick step out of the way so he missed and I would just keep walking and say "oh, sorry. excuse me." This did not make things better. Well we are leaving and as I go out the door the dude decides to try and swing his leg at me to trip me. He finally made contact but I just kinda took a quick step out of it. Well, Mark saw this and decided he was gonna fight the dudes.

My sister meanwhile decides to befriend the girl because that is usually the quickest way to end a fight. Well this redneck chick is yelling at her not to touch her. I get Mark and Cath in a cab, and I go on my merry way home. And these dudes are still yelling at me. I even pulled a Brock and said "listen, I think it's really cool you are defending your mom, but I didn't say anything about her."

So yeah. Merry christmas!

Bigworm on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 12:49 PM

Phil - where was this at?

Phil on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 12:55 PM

molly malone's. good times...good times

Bigworm on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 12:56 PM

hmmmm, interesting indeed.

Haven't been to Molly's in forever.

douglas on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 12:59 PM

joe's in DC, I got a text about that last night, so I'm guessing he's not working today

douglas on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 1:15 PM

bush gave him the day off

Bigworm on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 1:43 PM

Why is he in DC for?

douglas on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 2:06 PM

i'm guessing laura's family...

Wrecking Crew on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 4:31 PM

Anyone doing anything this weekend?

Brock on Friday, December 26, 2008 at 11:19 PM

We're rocking St. Louis tomorrow, you are welcome to join.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 27, 2008 at 9:28 PM

It's looking like Abby is staying home with AJ on New Years. So I'll be donating $25 bucks. My bottle of bourbon was signed so I am not bringing that with me.

What is the liquor list looking like so far?

douglas on Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 9:31 AM

i received a bottle of maker's I'll bring

joe on Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 9:40 AM

Chris and I are going shopping tomorrow

Phil on Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 1:52 PM

btw, for people looking to kill some time Valve has a shit ton of stuff for sale on their site.

You can get the complete Civ IV for $25 (http://store.steampowered.com/sub/393/), Portal for $5 (http://store.steampowered.com/app/400/) and Pirates for $8 (http://store.steampowered.com/app/3920/)

Phil on Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 8:27 PM

If these damn Jersey's weren't so expensive I'd get my buddy that is a Lions fan this jersey:
http://www.bnpositive.com/blog/wp-c...ersey-thumb.jpg

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 8:38 AM

Any food or liquor requests contact me or Chris before this evening. We plan to hit the store today and tomorrow after work I plan to start cooking and getting the house set up.

adrian on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:02 AM

We got a house!

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:08 AM

Congrats Adrian. Does got mean offer accepted or closed? Also, does this mean you are going to join the list of engagements?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:09 AM

So my day has sucked so far. 2 hours of my life wasted waiting for cases to go that ended up cancelling, and now, waiting for one more case. Can't wait for New Year's.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:13 AM

Liquor...
Jager(1.75 at least)
Rum (clear) (1.75)
Vodka (1.75 for jello shots, left overs to drink)
Tequila (fifth or a liter)
Tuaca (liter or a couple fifths depending on available sizes)
Bourbon (Douglas is bringing a 1.75?)

adrian on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:14 AM

offer was accepted.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:15 AM

What do you mean by we?

Any miracle cures for illness? I think I am dying. I think I need to start drinking now to clear me up.

Chris, what time do you want to go to the store and when are you making jello shots?

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:16 AM

I'll bring either two fifths or a 1.75, i have a 1.75 of old forester and a fifth of maker's at home, i can pick up another fifth of old forester or another kind of bourbon, or just bring the 1.75 of forester i've already got...

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:20 AM

i'm thinking if i bring the maker's, i'll just get a cheap bourbon like early times or something, cuz after the good stuff is gone, let's face it, at the end of the night it doesn't really matter what we're drinking

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:24 AM

it's all the same after it gets puked back up anyway

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:24 AM

I may be stating the obvious, but there is more volume in a 1.75 L than 750 mL x2 if that is going to factor in what you decide to bring.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:27 AM

Joe, my day should be over in a couple of hours, so I will be free to shop after that. How long do you think jello shots can keep? I would rather do them today as well since I am on call tomorrow and may get called in leaving the prep for you or Joanna.

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:30 AM

you are, but it's not a huge difference, just trying to offer variety. i also have about a fifth left in my current 1.75 that i was going to bring to get it polished off no matter what i bring, so there will be plenty of bourbon

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:36 AM

I think making them today will be fine.

I just have to wrap up a paper at some point that is due at work on the 2nd for a promotion. I took off the 31st and 2nd so at the worst I work on it the 2nd and drive it in. I'd prefer to get it done and turn it in tomorrow because honestly i will be dumber on the 2nd.

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:37 AM

what promotion are you up for? how was dc?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:40 AM

You're working full days today and tomorrow, right? I figured we would go out once you got home.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 9:49 AM

DC was fun.

I'm trying to move from a Veteran's Service Representative to a Ratings Specialist. Basically what I do now is just write letters and gather evidence. If I get the promotion I will be reviewing the evidence I gather and allocating a percentage for the level of disability.

I work regular days today and tomorrow. I'll call you when I get home.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:18 AM

Tequilla - I still have a 1.75 of cheap ass tequilla from my wedding (Montezuma). If I bring that will anybody drink it or should I just pour it down the drain?

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:25 AM

Bring it if you are just going to pour it out.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:30 AM

Awesome, so I'll bring that. Not sure if people were wanting to do shots of tequilla or what, but I recommend getting fucking trashed before shooting that shit.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:31 AM

Joe - remember you just want to move high enough up on the corporate ladder so you aren't on the bottom of the totum pole. It is also not great to be at top because you are in a very visible position. Middle of the pack is pretty good.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:34 AM

Shooting for the highest level I can get to without the higher ups realizing I am incompetent.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:36 AM

Now that is a stellar plan. Just remember Joe, in communism every body that does the same job gets paid the same amount.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:40 AM

i was at Laura's working on this thing and I had a copy of a coworker's paper who already got this promotion and I was reading it laughing and i made the comment do you ever read something and wonder how anybody made it as far as they have in life. Apparently there is a thing called the peter principle he told me about:

The Peter Principle is the principle that "In a Hierarchy Every Employee Tends to Rise to His Level of Incompetence."

That is where I got that from.

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:42 AM

i will never touch montezuma again, ever. the last time i consumed it, i was forced into playing strip poker in the dining room of a packed party, and i had three girls cheating their ass off, and i didn't realize it until i was down to my underwear and a sock. furthermore, i cussed out my ex-girlfriend in the front yard, and i puked my guts out when i got home. i will not be the naked man at a party again

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:42 AM

Douglas - sometimes you have to take one for the team to raise a party from awesome to LEGENDARY!

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:45 AM

well at least this was in college when i was in real good shape and there were more girls there than guys. it was basically a waggener reunion party over the summer. now i'm too hairy and carrying too many extra holiday pounds to do that, especially at a party with a bunch of dudes and married women, and oh yeah, my fiancee

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:45 AM

Something cool from DC, Laura drove me through the neighborhood across the street from her called the Reserve. I felt like I was on MTV cribs. Apparently Cheney and deion sanders lived back there and Michael Jordan owned an entire cul de sac. Cheapest home was probably in the $5 million range. the houses all had at least a 4 car garage. the 5th car in the driveway was only their BMW, not nice enough for a garage spot. When we got to the estates section we weren't allowed to go through the gate because the security guard stopped us so i wasn't able to see the nice homes. The property value around there is pretty high, but these houses were insane to look at.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:46 AM

Please don't be the naked man at new years douglas

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:47 AM

as long as i'm not drinking zuma i'll be fine

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:48 AM

Douglas - Seriously keep your clothes on, but I now feel that it is my job to get you drinking zuma.....or I can bring you a Zima and you can be a bitch.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:50 AM

By bitch I meant if that is all you can handle.

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:51 AM

i can handle the zuma, i'm just guessing you all don't want me to. i'm doing everyone a favor by not even sniffing it

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:54 AM

No pouring booze into peoples drinks against there will like that one year

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:03 AM

Oh I would never do that. I would just pour Douglas a shot and offer it to him.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:06 AM

who punched who that one year? Was it Wes punching adrian for pouring bourbon into drunk Phil's glass?

Phil on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:06 AM

question: am I allowed to booze up adrian's drink? when he got me it was the night mindy had to come pick me up after I'd been throwing up all night and unable to answer my phone, so she had to guess where joe's house was after driving around for an hour based on having been there once a month prior.

Phil on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:07 AM

guess i answered joe's question

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:08 AM

As long as no punches are thrown

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:16 AM

come on buzz killington, no punches = no fun

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:18 AM

These were punches of anger not laughing

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:21 AM

haha, so only punches of laughter on new year's then...i can't wait to use that excuse in the real world..."no officer, i swear, i wasn't assaulting him, they were punches of laughter."

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:22 AM

Actually I think it was Matt Church that actually poured it into Phil's drink. Bad night for Philco was made worse by goofiness. I took it out on Adrian because I knew he could take it, unlike Church.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:23 AM

punches of laughter = tears of joy.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:27 AM

well played. Like the year we woke up with bruised arms from taking turns punching each other

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:31 AM

yeah, that was painful. since there's no tent this year, i say we move the trampoline on over for a rousing game of trampoline basketball. bmac is back this year for some added flair...

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:52 AM

I think we should let Bmac play intern to see if she gets a ring or not. That could be quite entertaining.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 11:52 AM

I mean why not lay it all on the line.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:16 PM

Jay, what is your thought on the tequila, since you are one of a few who will drink it? Get a fifth of something decent, and if enough people drink it, then they won't mind the Montezuma.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:21 PM

That is probably a good plan right there Chris. I might take a shot of tequilla (providing we have salt and limes). I'd say get a silver tequila unless Jay just loves the gold(en shower) kind.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:28 PM

We will have limes for the tuscan mules....and mac and cheese.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:50 PM

Advice:

If you are staying at somebodies parents house and you think you might fall asleep watching tv, be conscious of what channel the TV is on because you may wake up to porn.

Phil on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 12:54 PM

i don't know why i thought this was so funny:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...29592480107.jpg

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 1:27 PM

the mac and cheese is key

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 1:27 PM

we just need to move the couch back in the kitchen and we're set

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 2:35 PM

Anybody hear the Jonathon Davis of Korn remix of Lil Wayne's "got money" with Jim Root of Slipknot? It is kind of interesting. Something about hearing a rock song and Jonathon Davis saying "Mr Make it rain on them hoes" that strikes me as wierd.

Brock on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 3:00 PM

You bastards better not be too drunk by the time I get there. Playing catch-up never ends well.

I'm just trying to avoid a speeding ticket on the way up.

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 3:26 PM

What is too drunk?

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 3:47 PM

there is no such thing on new year's

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 3:50 PM

Bring checkers

douglas on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 3:54 PM

i'll bring it, i dare someone to play it w/ tequila

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Montezuma checkers. Horrible idea.

stew on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 4:18 PM

Phil that "Twilight" thing struck me as funny too. One of my buddies (who's sexual orientation I am now questioning) dragged a couple of us to that movie. Prior to seeing it I had no idea what it was about. So we got there and there were about 300 14 year old OC girls there. My buddy Esco and I started making incessant jokes about being put on some sexual predators list or something. Terrible evening. Are you playing hockey tonight?

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 4:39 PM

Montezuma + anything = horrible idea

Brock on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 5:00 PM

Did someone invite Crush and Brangers?

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 8:27 PM

done shopping except for kegs and ice. Total price will be close to $600.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:39 PM

Joe - so what is the break down?

joe on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:51 PM

Estimates to nearest $25.

Party Mart - $250
Kroger - $175
Sam's - $75
Party Mart (Kegs and Ice not counting deposit) - $125 estimate

so roughly $625.

Chili, high life dogs, shrimp, popcorn chicken, chips, taco dip, buffalo ranch dip, cream cheese ball, veggie tray, cookie cake, brownies, cookies, cokes, tuaca, jager, bourbon, rum, vodka, jello, lime, ginger ale, apples schnappes, peach schnappes, champagne, tequila, OJ, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, ranch dip, beer, meatballs, queso and much much more.

Bigworm on Monday, December 29, 2008 at 10:55 PM

Awesome, sounds like a stellar evening.

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 7:59 AM

Chris has the jello shots ready to go. After work today I plan to start the cooking and to clean and arrange the house which includes helping Cuban move some things over to the house he gets the keys for today. Now that I think about it I was supposed to leave my truck at home today so he could use it to move some things. Whoops. I really don't know what I am doing but I am just going to start doing stuff and get as much done tonight so I don't have to wake up at the butt crack of dawn and then fall asleep/pass out at 10 PM tomorrow.

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 8:11 AM

u gonna need any help w/ anything? i need a haircut too...

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 8:22 AM

I'm sure I could use some help. I don't know how much stuff Cuban will get moved today during the day, but the more of his stuff moved is more room for New Years. I don't think it will be anything too complicated just another set of arms and legs will help get things going and get the excitement up seeing it piece together: food, booze and entertainment wise. I'm sure you are comptent enough in the culinary field to stir up some taco dip that Brock asked be made or cut up a pepper for chili or WD 40 the fooseball table and so on.

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 10:15 AM

Somebody keep me entertained. The anitcipation of getting off work and preparing for new years is killing me. Any ideas for entertainment that anybody has besides drinking? We have apples to apples, douglas is bringing shot glass checkers, decks of cards for drinking games, beer pong in the basement, working on outdoor large scale beer pong. Any chance at an impromptu concert with the band getting back together? Anybody come through with karaoke? Ice luge fell through.

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 10:46 AM

White Castle for lunch today, good idea or bad idea?

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 10:55 AM

only a good idea late at night while either drunk or high

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 10:57 AM

damn

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 11:02 AM

unless of course massive diarrhea and an upset stomach at work appeals to you

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 11:34 AM

It was delicious

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 11:44 AM

i hope you sit next to the bathroom

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 11:46 AM

The guy that sits next to me and I just walked over there and back. between the 2 of us it wsa only 10 white castles, a chicken sandwich, two fries and 2 big reds.

We will survive

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 12:01 PM

i guess it beats trying to kill a crave pack when you're drunk

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 12:07 PM

Not a bad idea.

Brock on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 12:52 PM

Dude, now I'm going to be craving White Castle tomorrow.

Barry on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 12:54 PM

anyone want to go to angel's rock bar? douglas i'm looking your way.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:05 PM

Wow, Abby's cousin might actually show up to New Years with his girl friend. I have already told him we are a bunch of assclowns....this could be interesting.

Phil on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:08 PM

i think i'm still drunk from last night because white castles do sound pretty damn good.

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:13 PM

what did you do last night?

Phil on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:19 PM

flanagan's to molly's to o'shea's

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:19 PM

Phil, Lori and Sean are going to be at New Years and bringing a friend they think. Lori sent me a message say "We are excited and also frightened...very frightened."

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:22 PM

angel's rock bar tonight? i gotta work tomorrow, so i wouldn't be in the proper frame of mind to go to fourth street (translation: i need to be really drunk to put up with fourth street)

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:23 PM

new blood at new year's is always fun. i'm done trying to get sarah's friends to come anymore. since joe made katie cry and chris threw allison in a trash can it's like pulling teeth

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:24 PM

Don't blame you. Plus B-mac can't hit on them.

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:26 PM

Lori and Sean are like 35 year old school teachers. Sean plays hockey with Phil. They were at Phil's birthday. They are good people and lots of fun. They will fit right in.

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:27 PM

bug eater kate is in town from Atlanta and is going to try and make an appearance.

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:29 PM

is that the kate that bmac used to try to hit on?

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:34 PM

I am going with no. Kate is the art school hippieish chick i hung out with.

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:37 PM

yeah, i thought bmac tried her, maybe i'm thinking of someone else, he tried on so many it's hard to keep them straight. has anyone talked to him yet? is he in town yet?

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:47 PM

I think he is doing the inventory tomorrow in Lexington then heading to Louisville

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:48 PM

I just failed a sexual harrassment training class

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 1:57 PM

I failed it again

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 2:09 PM

Ok I passed with a 93%. There is still 7% about sexual harrassment I don't understand.

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 2:37 PM

what don't you understand? how to effectively grope a woman in a crowded elevator while she thinks it's the guy next to you? how to look at your hot coworkers' chests without getting caught? how to effectively hide a boner when your hot cubicle neighbor loses the button on her shirt that covers her cleavage? what do you need help on?

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 2:44 PM

The questions asked like are sexual explicite emails and jokes appropriate. I thought they were. A chick over hears me and feels uncomfortable just means she needs to keep out of my business. Anyways what is she doing in the workplace and out of the kitchen?

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 2:48 PM

Wait a minute...that was the wrong answer? Well what uppity bitch wrote that test

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 2:52 PM

Miss Ironbox

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 3:30 PM

joe, what time do you usually get home?

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 3:42 PM

5:15 or so.

douglas on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 3:46 PM

i'll just come by right after work then, i'm not going home and coming back, it's too damn far, if that's cool

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Sure

joe on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 9:05 PM

effective December 31st at 6:01 Eastern time zone I resign my post of New Years commisioner. Find your own fucking place to have a party next year.

Brock on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 11:53 PM

The purchase of "Drink It's Tradition" champagne has been completed. Can never have enough champagne.

joe on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 12:36 AM

Sweet we bought two big bottles, one for chick drinks and one as a back up for drink its tradition.

joe on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 12:38 AM

I'm sick as a dog, losing my voice, trying to get new years ready, can't feel my legs and then the toilet clogs up so I am scooping water into the bathtub trying to find a plunger. The bar set up in teh basement is looking ever so seductive.

joe on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 7:00 AM

eleven hours

douglas on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 8:39 AM

go back to bed joe, what the fuck are doing up at 7?

Brock on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 8:45 AM

Rest, you'll have time to die later. Death by alcohol is the only option.

douglas on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 9:40 AM

so i'm leaving work at 2pm now, so i might be earlier than expected

douglas on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 9:45 AM

correction, I'm "off" at 2, so i'll probably be leaving closer to 1 or 1:30

joe on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 9:55 AM

oven is on and the day begins. Picking up kegs whenever Cuban returns my truck

douglas on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 10:00 AM

did you all get much more done last night?

Brock on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 10:55 AM

So was there some traumatic event that inspired the resignation of NYE Commish, or is it just time?

I thought the position was something like Supreme Court Justice, 'til death.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 11:11 AM

Off till monday, AJ had tubes put in his ears and boy was that kid crazy when he was coming out of surgery. Should be there later tonight between 6-7, and Abby's cousin is going to make it tonight with his girlfriend.

joe on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 11:43 AM

chili, cooking, brownies done, taco dip done, meatballs cooking, queso cooking, house relatively clean, on our way for ice and kegs. Limes cut and shrimp thawing.

joe on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 12:48 PM

beer on ice, jager machine flushing. Wes, is it just run warm water through it then add jager and run till it is straight jager?

Brock on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 12:56 PM

Almost done at work, estimate leaving Nashville by 2:30pm EST.

Arrive in Louisville by 6:30pm.

First drink 6:31pm.

joe on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 1:41 PM

I feel good

Tiffany on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 2:12 PM

Well guess I will know tomorrow if Im switching cable providers

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-...1,5837212.story

Phil on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 2:32 PM

this game is strangely addicting
http://www.kongregate.com/games/pre...wer-defense-1-5

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 3:34 PM

yeah Joe that is all there is to it and just make sure you don't turn on the refridgeration unit.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 3:35 PM

until it is straight jager.

Barry on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 3:56 PM

Ahh, another night of debauchery at the Burket house. Why can't every eve be New Year's Eve? What time are folks stumbling over? I have some leftover meatballs I can bring. Phil, I'm not wearing any underwear.

joe on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 4:00 PM

nice. UL playson ESPN 2 at 6 so it sounds like any time after 5. bring em if you want.

Brock on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 6:47 PM

The Iceman hath arrived!

Jerome on Wednesday, December 31, 2008 at 7:11 PM

Have fun tonight, boys. Play some Smackdown vs. Raw or something and tell 2008 that it can suck my ass because it was a shit year.

Phil on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 10:40 AM

good times, good times

Brock on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 12:17 PM

If someone has a carpet cleaner, they would be well-intentioned to volunteer services to the Burket residence.

adrian on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 12:35 PM

i had a great time last night. happy new years peeps

is burket aka wrecking crew aka piece of shit alive?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 5:08 PM

Did I do something to piss you off, or are you just giving me shit? If I did, I apologize.

Brock on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 5:19 PM

I don't remember much after the flip cup wars.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 5:21 PM

Team vajay-jay owned you bitches.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 5:27 PM

I don't think you really upset anybody Chris, well except for maybe tackling Bmac and grabbing Lori's breast will yelling out "Boobies!". That might not have been that awesome of a time for her.

adrian on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 6:05 PM

just giving you shit for punching me in the arm, the ribs and my ass.

mowgli on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 6:10 PM

Happy New Year NattySci!

Sorry we could not make it...had a 9 hour drive in from my sister's house yesterday. I'm an old man and was too tired. Hope you guys had a good time. Any interesting happenings or incidents worth mentioning?

Wes - How is AJ's doing with his ears?

Brock - How long are you all in town for?

Brock on Thursday, January 01, 2009 at 6:34 PM

We are in town for the weekend. Watching the Orange Bowl tonight, that's for sure.

Joe, let me know if you need any help cleaning. I need to run some money over to somebody before the weekend is out.

Any beer left?

douglas on Friday, January 02, 2009 at 9:15 AM

anybody at work today?

douglas on Friday, January 02, 2009 at 9:25 AM

joe, you still need help with any cleanup?

joe on Friday, January 02, 2009 at 9:27 AM

clean up was pretty easy. Just put the food away and everything was pretty much fine.

douglas on Friday, January 02, 2009 at 9:31 AM

any major stories after i left, which was about 1 i think

douglas on Friday, January 02, 2009 at 9:31 AM

i had a blast, but it definitely seemed less rowdy than normal, at least while i was there

joe on Friday, January 02, 2009 at 9:44 AM

it was fairly tame, but i think everyone had fun. Glad I am not at work, I would be struggling to recover. Didn't feel bad yesterday just slow and tired. I do have to run into work briefly to turn something in, but that should only take a couple seconds.

douglas on Friday, January 02, 2009 at 9:46 AM

did anybody manage to piss off intern any more than she already was? i think wes had the quote of the day, "if you want a ring, you need to get along with his friends." i don't think that made her happy

joe on Friday, January 02, 2009 at 9:48 AM

her first mistake was telling me that B-mac doesn't drink much any more and wanted me to help her out and not force him to drink.

"B-mac jager bombs!"
"Joe, I thought you were on my team?"

douglas on Friday, January 02, 2009 at 9:50 AM

yeah, that comment stood in stark contrast to what bmac told me earlier in the day, "i'm drinking a lot, i think you all should try to get lauren drunk so she's more fun"

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