Double or nothing, Colossians 3:12.

More people getting married. I held off on mentioning this yesterday because I didn't want people thinking it was an April Fools Joke, and frankly I wasn't so sure myself. But as of April 1st, Stewie is officially gay with some chick from Hawaii.

I wanted to post this as the heading, but it wouldn't fit:
Chazz: So how's my protégé?
John: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!
Chazz: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.

Posted by Phil on April 2nd, in the afternoon | 746 comments

Comments

Phil on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:07 PM

Btw, Stewie is also headed off to Afghanistan next week - hence the extra quick wedding...

joe on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:08 PM

nice wedding crashers reference.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:12 PM

X-men Origins: Wolverine is being relesed in less than a month. Too bad I didn't find all the shit online last night.

Also, Xmen Origins: Magneto is going to be released in 2011. That one could be completely badass, especially if he gets nuts on some Nazis!!!

joe on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Best part of Origins is Riggins as Gambit

Bigworm on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:16 PM

Shit, that's who I thought that was. I just watched the trailer and am pretty jacked on it.

So I guess the answer to the question "What would Riggins do?" is be a badass.

joe on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:17 PM

and man whoring. Then again I guess those run hand and hand.

Barry on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:19 PM

so wes is married with a kid, douglas is engaged, joe has a live in gf, and i'm dating a 21 yr old who hasn't even so much as left a toothbrush at my place. did i go through some sort of portal to Bizzaro Natty? Phil are you still stalking waitresses? Is Dino actually of Cuban ancestry? Have Marc and Jay traded in their right hands for live women? What the hell is going on?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:19 PM

Exactly.

Phil on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:19 PM

because of the man whoring and being a badass, i view "what would riggins do" as more of an answer than a question.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:20 PM

Nice view Philco.

joe on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:21 PM

Bizarro Sci scares me.

douglas on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:22 PM

still waiting to wake up from the nightmare

Barry on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:25 PM

here's phil...phew
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/pla...15&src=news

Phil on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:27 PM

speaking of bizarro sci, it just locked up my damn browser. what fucking tool wrote this piece of shit.

btw, what are we talking about?

Phil on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:44 PM

the pirates losing to manatee college is funny enough (http://raisethejollyroger.com/2009/...munity-college/), but i'll post anything if it means i get to post my favorite video of all time:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...videoid=1243134

Brock on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 4:57 PM

Its raining sideways!

Phil on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 5:49 PM

It's raining sideways!

joe on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 9:14 PM

Douglas, Remember the days of playing kentucky state and the kid dancing in the outfield with his glove on his head?

http://deadspin.com/5194488/kentuck...rough-afternoon

Jerome on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 10:33 PM

I played with the K-State coaches and some other former K-State guys about 5 years ago. We had a good team. They liked rap music -- I believe they called it "Hip Hop" or something like that ... Go Steamboats.

Jerome on Thursday, April 02, 2009 at 10:42 PM

Manatee Community College? Andrew McCutcheon goes 5-for-5 against the World Series champs but goes 0-for-2 against THESE scrubs? This is gonna be another shitty season ...

Phil on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 12:51 AM

Whatever, sea pig

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 7:54 AM

I saw that your Pirates choked. It is a long way from the days of Barry Bonds, Bobby Bonilla, Andy Van Slyke, Zane Smith, John Smiley and Doug Drabek.

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 8:09 AM

We seriously just got an email with an attachment showing people how to restsrt their PCs. Damn fucktards in this office.

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 8:19 AM

Let's not forget Jose Lind.

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 8:24 AM

As a baseball purist, is Sid Bream a Pirate or a Brave?

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:11 AM

i think he'll be remembered more as a brave, kinda like how paul o'neill will most be remembered as a yankee, whether it's fair or not

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:21 AM

Dougals, you remember playing K-State.

Jerome on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:35 AM

I'm sort of unable to look at "El Sid" as a baseball purist. I was going to remember him as a Pirate ... until Francisco Cabrera drove him and some other dude home to beat the Pirates in the NLCS. If Bonds was roided up then, he would've gunned his ass down. That lead-footed bastard scored from second -- are you kidding me?!?!

I'm still bitter

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:37 AM

And I struck the nerve I was trying to. Go me.

Jerome on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:41 AM

It snowed the next morning as frozen tears rolled down my cheek while waiting for the school bus.

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 9:43 AM

I don't think Fransisco Cabrera had another hit in the Majors.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:01 AM

yeah, how could you not remember k-state? that game was hilarious for all the wrong reasons

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:02 AM

in other news, does anyone know how old calipari's daughter is? i'm trying to decide if i can talk about how hot she is after seeing her picture in the paper today

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:04 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...526/1002/SPORTS

Phil on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:09 AM

i think she goes to umass. talk away - this ain't no morality contest.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:10 AM

okay then, she's definitely cute

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:15 AM

From the C-J comments:

FATKAT wrote:

His daughter is smok'n hot !!
4/3/2009 9:31:25 AM

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:15 AM

closing today?

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:17 AM

nope, not til early next week

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:19 AM

that blows.

So is Calipari's daughter a case of we keep getting older they stay the same age?

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:26 AM

Megan Calipari, the one in the CJ today, will be transferring to UK as a sophomore. Erin is the older daughter and she is studying to get her doctorate of pharmacology at Wake Forest. So says Wiki.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C...i#Personal_life

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:29 AM

I expect the stalking from Phil, but you too now?

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:32 AM

I was checking out pics of Megan Fox, she just popped up.

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:34 AM

You were actually looking for pictures of the newest transformers and Megan fox popped up.

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:36 AM

Guilty as charged. Call me Peter, as in Peter Fucking Pan.

Has anybody else found Neverland yet?

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:37 AM

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/nee...ers-robots.html

Robots revealed for the new Transformers

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:42 AM

I thought I created a nice segway to post that link.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:44 AM

it was brilliant

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:45 AM

I feel like my creativity is being wasted at this job.

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:48 AM

I can't wait for the new Transformers movie to get here!!!

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:50 AM

Adventureland doesn't look shitty, X-Men, Transformers...anything else?

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:50 AM

fast and furious is out, which would've been cool about ten years ago

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:50 AM

Sunday is MLB Opening Day. Thursday is Dollar Beer Day at the Bats.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 10:51 AM

i will admit i got stuck watching the third one the other day on TV. it's a horrible movie, but it's one of those that's so bad it's kinda fun to watch

Phil on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 11:13 AM

i probably won't watch it in the theatre, but i'll watch it 20 times at home. it's a guilty pleasure.

if jordana brewster gets naked i will watch it a million times.

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 11:19 AM

Phil - I watched Tokyo Drift also, for the same reason.

I wanted to take the wife to see it on Sunday morning, but she said there's no way she is going to see it. I might go by myself.

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 11:21 AM

I also want to see the movie Observe and Report.

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 11:24 AM

Observe and Report Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPSxqbPLPQ

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 11:48 AM

wes, not sure if you heard or not, but cal had a practice last night. word is liggins, pilgrim, and miller all impressed him very much

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 11:52 AM

I knew Darius did, had not heard about the other two.

Brent on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 11:58 AM

Did Liggins ever explain himself when he decided not to go in the game?

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 12:01 PM

just that it was a mistake

wes, apparently pilgrim was an absolute beast and was hands down the best player in practice, and cal singled him out (positively) a couple times. liggins was apparently a little timid b/c calipari is basically telling to do everything gillispie told him not to do, but when he got going was extremely solid. same with miller. word on meeks was that he's an awesome player, but cal was a little disappointed in his ball handling and said he needs to work on that, which we already knew anyway. it's just in his offense ball handling and athleticism are the two most important components

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 12:06 PM

Practice? We're talking practice? Practice?

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 12:09 PM

Douglas, didn't we lose to the Phillies our junior year in the bottom of the ninth on a Matt Bir error?

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 12:14 PM

That was the year Cole Hamels was the starting pitcher against us.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 1:34 PM

actually that was the year i was about two feet from taking cole hamels yard, that's how i remember the game, but i don't remember the ending. when they started taking the starters out and letting the scrubs play i don't remember paying attention or caring

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 1:37 PM

i can't help myself, for you UL fans that are giving us UK fans shit about calipari's morality on the recruiting trail, found this article about rick pitino's 8 NCAA infractions throughout his career. keep in mind, cal has none

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 1:37 PM

David Wells and Jimmy Rollins were on the next field

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 1:38 PM

Good article.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 1:45 PM

stay hot douglas

http://www.nytimes.com/1989/05/24/s...nfractions.html

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 1:48 PM

yeah, i remember watching wells and rollins go against each other, much more entertaining than our scrubs and the hamels / poor latinos show going on on our field

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 1:51 PM

wes, UNC's going after wall now, his list is UNC, Duke, UK, and Kansas. He's apparently also looking at Baylor, not quite sure how they got in there, but that's not a bad list

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:15 PM

If we are going to discuss integrity I must confess when I was at McAllisters Deli I gave out VIP cards for free food. I feel I should come clean and if it means stepping down from my current position of being groomed for city government official and world dictator I must then. I am no longer in the running for public office. If McDonalds gift cards are a crime, then I'm guilty.

Phil on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:17 PM

you are actually worse. you were in a position of authority. pitino was just following orders.

just like the nazis followed orders

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:20 PM

Cuban is my Peter Warrick. I gave him the gift cards.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:23 PM

you should've compared him to someone from miami, he'd appreciate that much more

Brent on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:26 PM

Phil, we're looking at a technicality here, turns out I was right.

Kinshasa is often considered the second largest francophone city in the world after Paris, though on criteria such as number of native speakers Montreal retains this distinction, as African languages, especially Lingala, are more widely spoken in Kinshasa than French is. If current demographic trends continue, Kinshasa will surpass Paris in population before 2020.[4] [5]

Phil on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:32 PM

oh come, we can all agree that my guess of "montreal" was a hell of a lot better than "some city in africa"

of course, "some city in africa" was infinitely better than "I think Quebec is a bigger city than Montreal"

Brent on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:33 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess I would have just appreciated a little credence to the Africa idea and maybe some brainstorming...that's all im going to say about that.

Brent on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:34 PM

Dude, what it comes down to is never listen to Josh or Rory they can be very persuasive at times but are almost always wrong.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:36 PM

so are we doing fantasy baseball?

Phil on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:38 PM

i actually went home and read about Max Planck too. Fucking futurama quotes fucking with my knowledge of Quantum Mechanics.

We got lucky last night. very lucky. I thought I at least said "you might be right, but Montreal is our best guess."

Rory was probably still rambling about midriff and mom jeans.

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:43 PM

I feel bad in my new job when I deny a veteran benefits.

Brent on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:46 PM

Fair enough. I didn't think we got that lucky, the last question was pretty easy if you knew anything about mountains or you watched vertical limit a few times.

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 2:52 PM

Douglas - Baylor made the Wall list because they hired his handler on their staff.

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 3:32 PM

So i was called a productive member of society at work not too long ago. I completely redeemed myself when I was in the break room singing I got a dollar at the vending machine then I started cursing loudly and trying to tip over the vending machine when my M & M's got stuck. I didn't realize my trainer was standing behind me at the vending machine while this was going on.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 3:36 PM

i'm sure you made him proud he promoted you

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 3:38 PM

It is a she and she has sons older then me and she said I remind her of them so I get away with stupid stuff.

douglas on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 3:39 PM

is she hot?

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 3:45 PM

no

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 3:59 PM

extra 40 dollars on my paycheck for that economic stimulus thing. Kick ass!

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Economic stimulus = 8 more beers at the bar!

Awesome.

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 4:11 PM

Damn you alcohol tax.

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 4:11 PM

So do bars charge tax on beer and alcohol now?

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 4:12 PM

Economic stimulus = put on your church clothes were goin to Sizzler!

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 4:12 PM

Worst opening pitch...ever!

http://www.break.com/index/worst-fi...l-history1.html

joe on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 4:12 PM

Phil might know

Bigworm on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 4:28 PM

how can you not be hyped by this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-5nE-uLRTA

Brent on Friday, April 03, 2009 at 6:20 PM

The bars already had instituted the tax.

Cheryl on Saturday, April 04, 2009 at 3:39 PM

If anybody wants to go to Havana Rumba for dinner tonight give Lynnie a call. We will probably go about 8

Bigworm on Sunday, April 05, 2009 at 8:38 AM

Cheryl - next time you guys go let us know, Abby and I haven't been there yet but it's a place we want to try.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, April 05, 2009 at 9:41 AM

Anyone want to ride today?

Bigworm on Sunday, April 05, 2009 at 11:04 AM

Studying.

Cheryl on Sunday, April 05, 2009 at 1:36 PM

Does anybody have a computer monitor that you may want to sell? My mom's died last night.

Phil on Sunday, April 05, 2009 at 2:29 PM

i have an old 19" big butt monitor (CRT) that I don't use. You can have.

Phil on Sunday, April 05, 2009 at 2:29 PM

it.

Phil on Sunday, April 05, 2009 at 6:20 PM

it's raining sideways

Phil on Sunday, April 05, 2009 at 7:11 PM

ending of the one legged dude's wrestling match
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGiQodgxFg0#t=9m09s

Brock on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 1:16 AM

I'm guessing the lower back stomp is not legal.

Tiffany on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 8:11 AM

Brock,

What's the final word on Gatlinburg?

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 8:56 AM

Thursday, dollar beer at the ballpark. Who's in?

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:27 AM

If your 13 year old son sneaks out (more like easily walked out) of the house while you are passed out drunk at 11:00 on a Saturday night and randomly spray paints things can you punish them?

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:34 AM

Yeah, at 13 he should no the difference between right and wrong, however, his father should try to be a better role model.

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:35 AM

Single mom and she passed out drunk.

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:40 AM

Fast and the Furious blows past the competition.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/articl...5&GT1=28101

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:41 AM

The kid is to blame, but single mom probably shouldn't pass out drunk when her son is around. Does single mom's baby daddy actively see his son?

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:43 AM

And seriously what happened to the Big East? I am not trying to start a Big East, SEC, ACC, etc...debate here but didn't they have 3 of the Final 6 teams?

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:48 AM

3 of the last 6 isn't too shabby

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:49 AM

3 of the last 6 is damn good, which is a testamen to their conference strength....just odd that all their teams lost out.

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:50 AM

Michigan State really suprised me, Nova didn't. Pitt against UNC would have been completely different.

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:54 AM

I agree, Izzo is demonstrating his master tactician skillz.

I figured with the UofL - Michigan State game something had to give, and it did, unfortunately for UofL. The UCON game was brilliant on his part and I have to say, the front line for Michigan State just battled against Adrien and Thabeet. Lucas for Michigan State was huge as well, he is a cool and calm PG.

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:57 AM

I got to cheer for Michigan State tonight. I hate Hansborough and UNC and the ACC.

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 9:59 AM

I think Izzo's one hell of a coach, and even though there is a talent discrepency, I have a good feeling for Michigan State tonight. Also, UK is at 1986 wins right now, and as of right now, UNC is at 1983. I don't want a 2 game buffer against UNC going for 2000 wins.

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 10:05 AM

I got this email from a girl at work:

1. My boyfriend's dept. at work decided Friday that it was going to be a snack day and everyone had to bring stuff in, and one guy brought in chocolate chip bacon cookies with maple icing. Aka cookies ala joe. He apparently cooked the bacon in brown sugar and butter until it had some sort of caramel coating and then put it in the cookies.

I have to try this.

douglas on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 10:28 AM

heart attack waiting to happen, sounds delicious

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 10:31 AM

I wonder if you use turkey bacon, splenda and I can't believe it's not butter if it still tastes awesome.

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 10:55 AM

thisiswhyyourefat.com

to go along with the bacon cookies.

douglas on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 10:59 AM

hmmm, bacon wrapped twinkie stonehenge good....

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 11:29 AM

http://www.break.com/pictures/no-fa...ties697433.html

Phil on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 12:09 PM

this brightened my day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JoM...player_embedded

douglas on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 1:17 PM

the calipari daughters getting some press:
http://deadspin.com/5200338/the-cal...ook-immediately

douglas on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 1:26 PM

word be gillispie has expressed interest in the memphis job, that could be fun

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 1:53 PM

Anybody want to watch baseball and drink cheap beer on Thursday with Chris and me?

douglas on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 2:26 PM

i'm probably gonna' be moving shit, should be closing in the next couple days. if not, then definitely yes

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 2:30 PM

Any other takers? Come on. Don't be lame.

Brock on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 2:36 PM

Sorry Tiff about taking so long to cement the plans for Gatlingburg, but here's how it stands:

Cabin rented - sleeps 16 - It will be about $80/person for the weekend.
I'm going from memory, so forgive me if I'm wrong, but it has pool table, foosball, hot tub, and maybe Golden Tee.

Its in the Gatlinburg Falls resort (has website), about 1 mile up the parkway from town, so easy getting into town (per Chris' request).

We have 14 confirmed, with a few still up in the air. If anyone still wants to join in, I've nominated my brothers to sleep on air mattresses for bed space (like it'll matter - they'll be shitfaced and probably sleep in the woods).

The cabin is pet friendly. Clemson Jen is bringing Booker (no keg-stands for the Boston Terrier). Lets try and avoid bringing any farm animals or rhinos.

We are still trying to decide on whether to get a keg, so any input is appreciated. We do want to bring an assortment of junk food (taco dip, Skyline dip, Crack muffins, wings), so throw out some ideas.

I can pretty much guarantee that there will be UofL, UK, UC, Texas, and Clemson football/b-ball arguments as each will have a hearty contingent (and no, I won't be the only UC fan). Ty mentioned something about a Calipari mask, so I'm frightened.

Michelle and I are going down on Thursday night and staying in a hotel to party it up early at the Smoky Mountain Brewery and maybe some hiking Friday. If anyone is planning to come down early (Ty and Chip were thinking about driving down early Friday morning), let me know. The hotel is Quality Inn Creekside (right at the end of the strip).

I'm sure I'm forgeting some key details, so call me out if you need to know more.

douglas on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 2:37 PM

if anyone cares, undertaker kept his wrestlemania win streak alive last night

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 2:39 PM

When is this trip?

Phil on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 2:48 PM

i was hoping for some interesting prop bets for the national championship game. i got nothing.

i'm also anxiously awaiting the Louisville vs UConn spread. I'm guess -15. Doris Burke is setting the spread at -900.

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Shit, I'd still bet UCONN with -15. I'd go with UCONN for anything less than -25.

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 3:24 PM

Doris Burke is a cunt. The announcers favoritism was worse then watching an ACC game.

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 3:27 PM

addicting game

http://armorgames.com/play/3420/redstar-fall

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 3:28 PM

I have no doubt UConn will destroy Louisville. It was painful watching Courtney Paris try to run up and down the court.

joe on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 3:42 PM

UConn is a 13.5-point favorite in Las Vegas

Jerome on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 3:46 PM

Will Courtney Paris have to pay back her scholarship?
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncw/news/...tory?id=3964512

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 4:21 PM

Joe, the trip is 4/17-19 (get there Friday night leave Sunday.) I'm gonig to try to talk Joanna in to leaving work early, but that could change if you and Laura decide to come. As far as I know, the Louisville contingent is Marc, Dom, Joanna, and myself (unless you count Brock's brothers.) Like Brock said, there are Cinncy and Nasville people planning on going, too. The cabin looked pretty nice, and Joanna and I plan on doing some hiking on Saturday, as well.

Nice attempt at trying to get people to Opening Day. Even if you keep mentioning it, I don't think you'll get any more takers.

Phil on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 5:02 PM

i can't make thursday, but i fully intend on hitting patterson field for their $1 hotdogs and beers this year whenever i get a chance

Brock on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 6:35 PM

Thanks for the cover Chris. I knew I'd forget an important detail in my rambling.

I'd also like to point out that we are making every effort to do the Thirsty Thursday at the Nashville Sounds game this week. They remodeled the shitty little stadium, so hopefully it won't still smell like urine. Gotta love the minors!

Jay on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 10:12 PM

Just to make it official, Michelle and I are getting married Nov 14th. We still don't know what the fuck we're doing, though. I'll be sure to let everyone know.

Marc on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 10:18 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Wedding, a joyous day of a happy union. Is there gonna be a Bachelor party? and how early is too early to plan it?

Bigworm on Monday, April 06, 2009 at 10:27 PM

I hate UNC

Brock on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 12:51 AM

This could be interesting.

http://www.urbanassaultride.com/ins...?page=nashville

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 8:03 AM

who is Marc?

Opening Day at the Bats with dollar beer 2 days away, who is in?

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 8:26 AM

well that was a shitty game

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 8:33 AM

Didn't even bother watching it.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 8:37 AM

Will tonights game be any closer? Tonights game is the chicks.

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 8:48 AM

i didn't even really watch it either, i saw the tip off and the first few minutes, switched to something else, when i came back UNC was up 15 all of a sudden. just watched it in spurts the rest of the way. i hate unc, at least tyler hansbrough is finally graduating after 15 years in college it feels like. i wouldn't count on a great game tonight either

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 9:03 AM

I didn't watch it either. I was studying and then opened up foxsports.com to check the score and say UNC up 55-34.

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 9:20 AM

what are you studying for?

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 9:42 AM

I've got a nice free hotel room in Baltimore from April 22 to May 8th if anybody wants to crash.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:00 AM

Baltimore Minor League Baseball team the Bowie Baysox:

Cinco de Mayo Penny Pincher Night

Penny Pincher Night! Cinco de Mayo style! Free Burrito & small nachos w/ purchase of Reg. lower reserved ticket!

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:16 AM

I was reading Anatomy and Physiology last night.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:20 AM

I'm checking out things to do in Baltimore and there was a list of 50 free things to do. Is Sisquo and the rest of Dru hill considered famous?

41 Sing at The Fudgery
Watch and listen as the staff of The Fudgery sing acapella while turning and making fudge. Famous former employees include Baltimore native Sisquo and the rest of Dru Hill.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:21 AM

They had their 15 minutes.

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:38 AM

considering it's spelled Sisqo, I guess that means he's not famous enough for his former employer to spell his name right

why are you reading anatomy? you going back to school or something for work?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:42 AM

I am taking A&P and statistics this quarter and Microbiology and public speaking next quarter. Trying to get into pharmacy school.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:48 AM

Where are you taking classes?

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:52 AM

sarah's got some friends doing that, it sucks when you're in school but you come out making very decent money

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:52 AM

Taking classes at Sullivan. Since their courses are designed for their Pharmacy School pre-reqs I figured that was a safe bet, and since their tuition rate is $249 per hour vs. $640 per hour I figure it made more sense than going to Bellarmine. Also, Sullivan's schedule fits my schedule better, especially since I am taking A&P and Microbiology online.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:53 AM

Online classes, thats not bad at all.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:55 AM

How is the accredidation of Sullivan and its Pharmacy school working right now?

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:56 AM

it is accredited already, they having pharmacy classes now, katie fisher is in the first class

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:58 AM

I know joanna's sister is doing UK pharmacy and I thought she had negative things to say about Sullivan's pharmacy stuff with accredidation. Maybe I am making that up.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:00 AM

Statistics I take on their campus on Tuesday nights, from 6-9:45.

Sullivan cannot become fully accredited until they have their first graduating class. Right now, everything is moving along nicely, according to them. No major violations that would pro-hibit their school being fully accredited.

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:03 AM

oh, i just assumed you had to be accredited before they had classes.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:04 AM

That is the big gamble with the first graduating class, in order to sit for the boards you have to graduate from an accreditted university...I figure if I go in July 2010 becoming part of the class of 2013, and the first class graduates 2011, they have 2 years to figure it out.

The other thing is the governing body might eventually try to eliminate 3 year programs. If that is the case, looks like I am in school for 4 years instead of three as I am sure Sullivan would just become a 4 year school instead of three.

In my situation, Sullivan is much more attractive than UK because I get in and out in 3 years, since I am a married man with a kid, time obviously plays a factor. If I were single, I'd do a 4 year program no doubt.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:05 AM

Straight from Sullivan's website.

College of Pharmacy Accreditation
Southern Association of Colleges and Schools (SACS) Commission on Colleges A Doctor of Pharmacy program will require a level change (from Level III to Level V) with Sullivan University’s regional accrediting body, the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools Commission on Colleges (SACS). Sullivan University has notified SACS about the upcoming Doctorate of Pharmacy program and will be applying for level change when we accept our first class of students.

Institutional Accreditation Sullivan University is accredited by the Commission on Colleges of the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools* to award associate, bachelor’s, master’s, and doctoral degrees. *(1866 Southern Lane, Decatur, Georgia, Telephone number 404-679-4501.)

During the December 2007 meeting of the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools (SACS) Commission on Colleges, SACS has awarded membership to Sullivan University at Level V to offer the Doctor of Pharmacy degree.

The Accreditation Council for Pharmacy Education (ACPE) accredits the professional program in pharmacy leading to the Doctor of Pharmacy degree. ACPE requires that thirty standards be met that reflect the professional and education qualities identified by the Council as essential to quality professional programs. The standards pertain to:

* Mission, Planning, & Evaluation
* Organization and Administration
* Curriculum
* Students
* Faculty & Staff
* Facilities & Resources

All Sullivan University program plans will be aligned with both accrediting bodies’ standards and guidelines. ACPE grants different accreditation statuses, depending upon a school’s stage of development. Below is an explanation of each and an estimate of when Sullivan University’s College of Pharmacy program would be granted a particular status.

Pre-accreditation: (A newly instituted College or School of Pharmacy generally progresses through two pre-accreditation statuses.)

Pre-candidate - A new College or School of Pharmacy would apply for this status when it has a Dean but no students enrolled in the program. This status indicates the institution has considered ACPE standards and guidelines and plans to progress to the next step (Candidate status). It brings no rights and privileges of accreditation.

Candidate – A new program that has students enrolled but has not had a graduating class may be granted this status, which denotes a developmental program. Graduates of a class designated as having Candidate status have the same rights and privileges as graduates of an accredited program. This status would be obtained in Y1.

Full Accreditation – A College or School of Pharmacy should seek full accreditation following the graduation of its first class and it should be achieved in the year following the graduation of the first class. An on-site evaluation is required.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:05 AM

I think since they aren't fully acrredited yet there are tests you have to pass after you finish in addition to passing some kind of boards or something along those lines.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:05 AM

Damn, you beat me to it.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:08 AM

It's a nice long investment and will be hard, but I think I will enjoy it. And a pharmacist is pretty much a recession proof job.

Douglas - how does Katie Fisher like Sullivan's program?

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:09 AM

Good luck with that Wes. What brought this about?

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:12 AM

Is this tied to your long term plans of owning a bar?

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:16 AM

meeks declares for the draft, no agent.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:18 AM

I work for a small company and the economy scares the crap out of me. Was looking into a career change and figured might as well do what I want to do. Abby vetoed the idea of us both becoming accountants so I figure if I am going to invest 2 years and about $30K into something why not 3 years and $100K. Atleast if I go to pharmacy school I come out making good money immediately instead of having to work for a public accounting firm for 5 years. They paybacks are much more and much more quickly by going to pharmacy school, and I would actually enjoy what I do.

Long term plans, I'd love to own a bar, and this way I can sell drugs to douchebags so they can get the lady's pants to drop. 2 percocets and a beer! And that all ties into extra income as well.

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:23 AM

spoken like a true gentleman indeed

as for katie, she seems to really like it. i haven't seen her much at all since she started b/c she studies a lot. i agree with you about accounting though, starting an accounting career in public when you're married with a kid = not a good idea. you make decent money but work your ass off in the beginning. seems like you'd enjoy pharmacy much more as well, i know i would.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:24 AM

Joe - I have been studying for the PCAT since the end of February, that is why I called you about the logarithmic relationship.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:28 AM

Exactly, and considering if I did start accounting classes, by the time I'd graduate I'd be a staff 1 married to a senior manager if she stays in public accounting. Just wierd.

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:38 AM

just think, she could've been your boss at home and at work

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:48 AM

No way I'd work for E&Y.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 12:00 PM

Anyone been to that BD's Mongolian BBQ restaurant on Hurstborne Lane? That place looks pretty good.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 12:28 PM

Formerly Shoney's?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 1:05 PM

Yeah that be the place.

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 1:36 PM

been wanting to go, haven't

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 1:58 PM

nope, haven't been.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 2:04 PM

So I was tasked with figuring out why this piece of shit training program wasn't working. After hours of work and contacting all kinds of help desks and different people we found out you can not load this training program with another internet window open. What a piece of shit.

Phil on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 2:06 PM

my official statement as a Microsoft Certified Solutions Developer is that whoever wrote something that craps out because someone is on the internet while they use it should be shot for their own good.

I can't even imagine how you'd have to fuck up that bad, unless it is trying to install like a browser plugin or something

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 2:21 PM

I'll forward that on to the training coordinator in DC.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 2:21 PM

You should also send an unofficial statement as the MCSD.

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 2:28 PM

i think you need to skip the training coordinator and take that complaint straight to the top joe

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 2:30 PM

Straight to General Shinseki

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 2:34 PM

Change only occurs from the top, otherwise it is status quo.

Phil on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 2:46 PM

write obama and tell him "Phil says that the VA's web development practices are suspect."

And that Large Marge sent ya.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 3:44 PM

coed softball team name...any ideas? We have so far:

Last Call
bottom of the fifth
TBA
Forfeit
Bad News Beers
Chico's Bail Bonds
Village Idiots
Canabalistic Barnyard Chickens

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 3:46 PM

Cobra Kai

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 3:47 PM

knowing joe's softball team, i'd say "forfeit" is appropriate

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 3:48 PM

Tig O'le Bitties

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 3:49 PM

In highschool, I played on a team called The Hoopin' Honkies in the Cincinatti Hoop Fest Tournament. It was pretty funny to listen to them call out our name of the loud speaker because they put us in the wrong category.

Phil on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 3:53 PM

I'd go with Green Death in honor of this dude:
http://deadspin.com/5192302/massach...ly-insane-email

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 3:55 PM

Sofa Kings is always good

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 3:58 PM

The Green Death story was on PTI

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 3:59 PM

Green Death email is funny.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 4:02 PM

However, the Green Death email is also why I will not be allowed to coach my son's team.

joe on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 4:04 PM

Douglas will remember this...the Pingholes

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 4:04 PM

i was going to say, it is funny, especially the michael vick pit bull reference, but a lot of what he said was spot on

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 4:04 PM

i do

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 4:05 PM

that season was fun, i wish we could do that again

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 4:14 PM

so the NY times had Louisville and KY ranked 4 and 5 in their first preseason poll for 09-10. could be a fun year. then again, they also had UNC ranked 1st, and they are losing 5 of their top 8 players

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 4:25 PM

Douglas - I don't see it without major overhaul to the UK roster.

douglas on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 4:45 PM

only happens if meeks and pat come back and they land one of the stud recruits like cousins or henry, and the writer said that. if those things happen, they will be at least top 15 preseason. how long they stay there depends on how quickly they pick up the new offense

Phil on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 8:09 PM

favorite thing of the day? Martellus Bennett's blog (http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/)

"I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem
right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean
come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating
spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and
as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her
beauty or call her out?


Never stop chasing your dreams.
Peace, Love and Happiness
Marty B"

Brock on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 10:51 PM

Joe, are you contemplating the cabin trip? Still have room for you and the misses.

Phil and Brent, come on down. Chip had to back out because of fraternity crap at Western. Unfortunately, none of the single ladies from Vandy are able to come, but there are a couple of solo guys, so you can prowl the Gatlinburg statch impressing them with your full set of teeth.

10 days til we rock. Everything is set, so if anyone else wants to jump in, let me know.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 07, 2009 at 11:02 PM

I think Wall is the bigger piece.

joe on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 7:51 AM

It is an option. I think Laura is out of town that weekend with horse show stuff.

douglas on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 8:08 AM

hey wes, wall might be the bigger piece, but cousins is a pretty good fucking start:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recr...tory?id=4051615

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 8:13 AM

Yeah I saw he committed late last night to the CATS. Awesome.

douglas on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 9:08 AM

i'm going to miss okolona....i could walk to this street
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...NEWS01/90408006

douglas on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 9:12 AM

i probably drove by that shooting about ten minutes before it happened

douglas on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 10:57 AM

you guys suck today

joe on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 11:16 AM

I am in training away from my desk.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 11:46 AM

Sorry busy today at work.

Jay on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 11:57 AM

I finally got the balls to check natty sci from work. I just got promoted and am off probation, so it is game on. Now I just have to make sure I post enough to not be gayer than Marc. Although I'm still incredibly gay.

douglas on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 11:57 AM

excuses = assholes

Phil on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 12:00 PM

using sdfmaxvcus0003.maximumasp.com makes things look less shady

joe on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 12:25 PM

I enjoy the sd version.

joe on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 12:47 PM

I was just thinking, I might not post on the sci for two and a half weeks while away for training in Baltimore. That would be devestating.

Brock on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 1:33 PM

Unless something happens with UK basketball. Then Wes and Douglas will post 300 things about recruiting and Caliparis nutsack.

douglas on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 1:41 PM

here's something about UK basketball, because Cousins committed to UK, Orton just re-opened his recruitment, which sucks ass

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 1:42 PM

Yep.

douglas on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 2:30 PM

some better news though, since i now know everyone is anxiously awaiting UK updates, nolan dennis has de-committed from memphis and his mother is stating that he's probably going to UK to follow cal

joe on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 at 4:20 PM

I'm gonna kick it old school sci today, TODAY IN HISTORY:

1513 Explorer Juan Ponce de Leon claimed Florida for Spain.

1974 Hank Aaron of the Atlanta Braves hit his 715th career home run, breaking Babe Ruth's record.

1990 Ryan White, the teen-age AIDS patient whose battle for acceptance gained national attention, died at age 18.

1992 Tennis player Arthur Ashe announced that he had AIDS.

1994 Rock singer-musician Kurt Cobain of Nirvana was found dead in Seattle of a self-inflicted gunshot wound; he was 27.


Current Birthdays

91 Betty Ford
Former first lady

58 Mel Schacher
Rock musician (Grand Funk Railroad)

49 John Schneider
Actor, singer ("The Dukes of Hazzard")

47 Izzy Stradlin
Rock musician (Guns n' Roses)

45 Biz Markie
Rapper

29 Katee Sackhoff
Actress ("Battlestar Galactica")

28 Taylor Kitsch AKA Riggins and Gambit
Actor ("Friday Night Lights")

25 Taran Noah Smith
Actor ("Home Improvement")

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 7:40 AM

You know what sucks...Getting to work early to get shit done before a conference, only to find out that the conference was canceled at the end of the day. Fucking awesome. Who needs an extra hour or two of sleep?

Bat's opening day today. I wish I could call in sick tomorrow.

joe on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 7:49 AM

Go Bats!

joe on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 8:10 AM

Free T-Shirts at the game tonight for 2008 Division Champions

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 8:11 AM

How is this not a t-shirt!?

douglas on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 8:37 AM

is everyone working tomorrow for good friday?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 9:25 AM

I think we are off tomorrow.

Douglas - Here is a highlight video of Nolan Dennis, not sure if you have seen this yet or not, but he will fit into the new system pretty well I do believe.

http://k8pro.com/Nolan-Dennis/nolan-2008-b.html

joe on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 9:40 AM

I am working

douglas on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 9:43 AM

yeah, he's supposed to be visiting UK this weekend, and cousins is working on john wall

douglas on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 10:33 AM

i wonder if Jobu had anything to do with this:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,513556,00.html

Bigworm on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 10:42 AM

I was hoping it was a video of Jesus Christ hitting a curve ball.

Phil on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 11:22 AM

shot of the year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkqW...eurl&fmt=18

Phil on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:06 PM

don't we know like 5 John Millers? Is this one that we know?
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...ONE10/904080565

joe on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:09 PM

That is not any of the John Miller's I know.

joe on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:18 PM

So 2 monthly meetings in a row this woman has complained about the ice machine.

Last month this woman was concerned that the ice on the bottom of the ice machine is old and dirty. We hired someone to come out and empty the ice machine periodically.

This month her concern was with people using the ice scoop and dropping it on the floor and not cleaning it before putting it back in the ice machine. My thoughts in the meeting that i pointed out are that my hands are probably way dirtier the floor. Then this guy follows up with, "I have seen Joe eat off the floor."

Bigworm on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Awesome.

Judge asks if he is being punked by a case that lands in his courtroom.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/of...ticleid=1164538

Phil on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Dr. Rubin on the hockey team gave me the go ahead on eating food dropped on the floor after hockey.

Jay on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:29 PM

I was supposed to only work a half day tomorrow, but I was late today. I'm going to Ashland this weekend to spend Easter with Michelle's family. This should be fun.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:38 PM

Phil - how far along is your cousin Elizabeth?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:39 PM

Jay - Make sure you tell them how you are rocking the taco.

Phil on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:50 PM

the question, as usual, is if big jay is making the taco pop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY

Phil on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:51 PM

hmmm, that reminds me. my next post is gonna be a cooking with phil. Grill Chicken Tacos. And they pop

Brent on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 12:52 PM

Im thinking we could parlay this into a team name, something about minivans

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?sl...p&type=lgns

Bigworm on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 2:05 PM

Angels pitcher, 22 year old Nick Adenhart, killed in car accident.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ex.html?eref=T1


Douglas if you ever took him yard and kept the ball might be worth something now.

douglas on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 2:06 PM

fraid not, after my time

joe on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 3:29 PM

Beer and baseball in 2 hours. Weather looks nice.

Jerome on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 3:44 PM

My buddy Scott pitches BP for the Bats

http://www.fox41.com/global/Categor...;clipId=3634559

Is that the new Bats hat? Ick.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 3:47 PM

Weather looks great, and I am off tomorrow...even better.

joe on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 3:47 PM

You talking about Scott Geiser?

douglas on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 3:51 PM

his brother's a d-bag

joe on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 3:53 PM

Aaron was a goofy kid back in the day.

Jerome on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 3:54 PM

Yeah. Geiser and I worked together for a while and played on some softball teams too. Never knew his brother.

joe on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 3:56 PM

Didn't Kyle Scott go throw BP for a while?

Barry on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 4:30 PM

i miss cable. apparently i missed a good south park.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uslptENi4s

Phil on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 4:31 PM

all the southpark episodes are online. i watched that episode early today
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220762/

not too shabby of an episode

Phil on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 4:39 PM

someone took wes' idea and is selling an Adenhart autographed baseball card. The asshole looking to make a profit off this? A pastor.

http://deadspin.com/5205829/death-d...all-card-market

douglas on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 4:50 PM

were you all aware there's a www.dikipedia.org? an encyclopedia of the biggest dicks ever (not literally, figuratively speaking)

Phil on Thursday, April 09, 2009 at 6:26 PM

this lady will be representing me for all future crimes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5IQ...player_embedded

Wrecking Crew on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 7:20 AM

If you ever see a 12 lb pizza on a menu somewhere, no matter how good of an idea it seems at the time, do not get it, and especially do not try to finish it. It's even worse if it's 6lbs worth of olives. I still feel like I need to puke.

joe on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 7:45 AM

I feel fine right now.

Bigworm on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 8:18 AM

I'm to old for that stuff.

joe on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 9:13 AM

Thanks Murtaugh. EVerytime Murtaugh said he was too old for this shit they came out with a new Lethal Weapon movie. So I think we need to do all you can eat wings sometime in the near future, at least before Chris turns 30.

joe on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 9:59 AM

If it isn't raining tonight I might sit on m,y back porch drinking and burnign stuff in my fire pit if anybody is interested.

Phil on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 10:51 AM

so sunday is the last game of the week for the championship in fantasy hockey.

how big of a bitch move is it if I drop my whole damn team and pick guys up that are playing on sunday?

douglas on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 11:47 AM

if you ain't cheating you ain't trying

douglas on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 11:47 AM

i'm down joe

Phil on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 12:20 PM

it's hailing sideways!

Jerome on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 12:22 PM

SPACE WEATHER!

Brent on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 12:27 PM

We don't see any hail, liar.

joe on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 12:37 PM

Hail free downtown

Phil on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 12:38 PM

i learned a new word today. It's german. Bierdusche. I like that they have a word for that.

Phil on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 12:39 PM

.. STRONG STORM TO AFFECT THE METRO AREA...

AT 1210 PM EDT... NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR WAS TRACKING A STRONG THUNDERSTORM NEAR PLEASURE RIDGE PARK... OR 6 MILES SOUTHWEST OF LOUISVILLE... AND MOVING NORTHEAST AT 30 MPH.

HAIL TO THE SIZE OF NICKELS IS EXPECTED WITH THIS STORM.

http://www.weather.com/weather/aler...1bc09f4bfccd179

we had hail the size of peanuts.

Phil on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 1:03 PM

Anderson Varejao's new tattoo is awesome
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ba...?urn=nba,154986

Wrecking Crew on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 1:20 PM

From Page 2, worst MLB promotions

Ladies Nite Out; All You Can Eat Seats (Marlins, August 28)
Umm … why not make it a Single Ladies Night promotion that night? That way, the Venn diagram of single ladies and ladies who want all-you-can-eat seats will meet in that plump, lonely overlap


I'm a dork, but I thought you math dorks may like the reference as well

joe on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 1:34 PM

A for effort on the Venn Diagram. Fat girls need lovin' too. Weather forecast for tonight is looking bad for burning stuff.

Brent on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 3:56 PM

Phil, I thought you would be all over this goal by Ribeiro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRCIJKXTrVY

Bigworm on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 3:58 PM

I spent a nice fun filled day writing a paper for my statistics class. I hate busy work.

Phil on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 4:11 PM

that was pretty good. Ribeiro has been doing shit like that all year round.

that shootout goal prompted the canadian ESPN to have their top 10 shootout goals of the season
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgbR...3nkc&fmt=18

Brock on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 4:21 PM

Michelle and I will be in town this weekend if anyone wants to meet up.

Phil on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 4:56 PM

Empowered Man Murders Controlling Wife In Lifetime For Men Original Movie
http://www.theonion.com/content/new...ource=a-section

Phil on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 4:59 PM

I also enjoyed "Bill Bellamy Elected To Rock 'N' Jock Basketball Hall Of Fame"
http://www.theonion.com/content/new...ected_to_rock_n

Jay on Friday, April 10, 2009 at 8:51 PM

God, do I miss rock n jock.

Phil on Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 11:56 AM

i think i got new neighbors. i can only hear them moving in because i have my front window open. but i heard two rednecks dudes walking talking about what it takes to keep a relationship going when you first move in. apparently it's all about communication and compromise. so I'm thinking that i am living next to two really dorky and gay rednecks.

but then some other chick yells out "hey ya'll, when people call ya'll do you always get two guys in a truck, or is it sometimes three guys?"

so yeah, the verdict is still out on this crew.

Bigworm on Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 2:03 PM

I'm doubling down on freaky redneck. She is just trying to set up her next 4 sum.

joe on Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 6:48 PM

8:30-9:00 firepit my backyard. Bring beer.

Brock on Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 7:48 PM

Only hanging out for 30 minutes? That's a short fire.

joe on Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 7:51 PM

I was assuming people would assume that meant show up between then.

Bigworm on Saturday, April 11, 2009 at 11:08 PM

And usually wearing out their welcome by then?

Just messing around.

joe on Sunday, April 12, 2009 at 12:35 PM

Fire is fun. I would call last night a successful burn.

Brock on Sunday, April 12, 2009 at 3:53 PM

...or dog roast.

joe on Sunday, April 12, 2009 at 4:23 PM

No dogs were harmed in the making of that fire

joe on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 7:51 AM

Jerome, apparently whatever the hell that thing was you were wearing at church on Sunday was a hit with the ladies in their mid to late 50s.

joe on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 8:12 AM

Dumb chick at work went to a concert this weekend and won't quit complaining about it. Apparently she went to a "Deathcab for Cutie" concert and then was mad because there were high school girls, people standing up and drunk people people that she found annoying. If you are going to a concert you should be aware that people might stand up and have fun.

douglas on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 8:31 AM

this must've been her first concert then, cuz those things are kinda the point

Bigworm on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 9:41 AM

Jerome - looks like the pirates spanked again.

Seals - 3, Pirates 0

Jerome on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 10:41 AM

Fuck those pirates. When my cousin got captured by them last year, there was no Navy to intervene. He had to wait it out for three weeks and only got water and stale bread. They can rot in hell.

Jerome on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 10:44 AM

Most def, Joe. Maybe I started a trend and all guys in Louisville will start wearing deodorant.

Bigworm on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 10:49 AM

Yeah apparently the pirates are going to kill French and US Sailors now. I think it's time the navy makes an example of them.

Bigworm on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 11:14 AM

Joe - check out this sweet mod for your bike!

http://www.break.com/pictures/bikes...hand701784.html

Jerome on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 11:15 AM

Too bad the Filipino Navy didn't have the stones to help my cousin out. But hell, how much can you do with a 2 sling shots, a paddle boat and some water wings...

Jerome on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 11:18 AM

I'm sure I've heard this one before: A gay elephant and a polish guy walk into a bar ...

http://uk.reuters.com/article/lifes...E53910M20090410

Phil on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 12:39 PM

Mets Fans Perplexed By New Stadium's Prominent Tim Teufel Statue
http://www.theonion.com/content/new...onion_rss_daily

Phil on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 1:04 PM

these bruins commercials make me chuckle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7YAfb1Yrbc

joe on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 1:14 PM

Someone at work just learned a valuable lesson. Don't print a picture of you, your boyfriend, your dog and Santa Claus and lose it. A guy just found that picture of a girl we work with and made copies and passed them out all over the office.

stew on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 2:27 PM

Wow, so i was just reading the NHL playoff previews on espn.com and I'm really excited now. Too bad I'll be gone for the final rounds, but I'm planning on going to game 4 of the Sharks-Ducks series. Should be a good one, then Angels-Mariners on Friday night. Damn I love SoCal.
Oh, I was also on the Louisville football forum for the first time in months-God that place is depressing. How I miss the days of good football in Louisville.

douglas on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 2:52 PM

the UK message boards are much more upbeat these days than UL's

Phil on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 3:32 PM

according to the natty weather service, it gonna rain sideways pretty soon
http://sdfmaxvcus0003.maximumasp.com/weather/

Bigworm on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 3:37 PM

yeah it is, just had pea size hail in the west end.

Bigworm on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 3:41 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,515197,00.html

Still ain't gonna win shit.

joe on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 3:49 PM

My office flooded on the 4th floor again.

douglas on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 3:57 PM

damn it's ugly outside

joe on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 4:01 PM

Another round is coming through about 4:15

douglas on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 4:02 PM

it's coming down hard in the east end right now...

always sad to lose one of the greats:
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/e....html?nbc=12321

douglas on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 4:37 PM

holy shit, kenny perry's daughter is hot, i had no idea:
http://www.theworldofisaac.com/2009...s-daughter.html

Brent on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 5:56 PM

Sergio Garcia is a whiny bitch

http://www.theworldofisaac.com/2009...he-pics-of.html

joe on Monday, April 13, 2009 at 6:54 PM

I will work on that bike attachment

Phil on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 12:08 AM

speaking of cool beer containers, check this out:
http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Beer-Carrier/197437

Phil on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 1:47 AM

apparently the packers have brought in Greg Paulus for a tryout
http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009...ketball-player/

i can't find out what position they are trying him out at. At 6'1 180lbs he isn't exactly tight end material which is the usual basketball to football move. But it's not like he isn't any good at football...
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/prep...ade-award_x.htm

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 8:34 AM

GP doesn't even take a charge in college basketball (he flops) how is that going to translate to taking a hit?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 8:55 AM

Yankees suck so bad their first baseman had to log some mound time. Joe, I think you should seek a try out.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/gameTr...30&MSNHPHMA

joe on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 9:27 AM

B-Mac's buddy Shawn Kelley made his Major League debut on Friday with the Mariners. He pitched at Ballard and Austin Peay.

joe on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 9:31 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...PORTS/904140427

Here is the article on him. He played little league at St. Matthews a year below me. I vaguely remember the name from back in the day, I mainly remember him because b-mac was gay for him.

douglas on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 9:42 AM

my sister used to go out with him, i've known him since he was like 12. i actually talked to bmac about him the other day, he apparently had a great spring b/c he was still in double a at the end of last year, and i know he was thinking about quitting according to bmac b/c he's recently married

joe on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 9:50 AM

Damn women trying to bring down a man's dream

joe on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 12:38 PM

This place is dead

douglas on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 1:05 PM

i've been in training all day so far

joe on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 1:36 PM

me too

Phil on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 1:40 PM

top ten nhl plays of the year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9oX...poTs&fmt=18

Phil on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 2:18 PM

photo from Greg Paulus' workout
http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20090414/112669.jpg

Jerome on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 2:49 PM

Is that Greg Paulus or Dick Bruiseface?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Douglas - do you know Kenny Perry's hot daughter is a TN Titans cheerleader?

douglas on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 3:38 PM

sure did, i saw a promotional video she did. she has that southern twang that is so fuckin' hot on girls, not a redneck twang, but a country twang. but alas, she's married

joe on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 4:07 PM

On April 14, 1865, President Abraham Lincoln was shot and mortally wounded by John Wilkes Booth while attending the comedy "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater in Washington. (Lincoln died the following morning.)
In 1912, the British liner RMS Titanic collided with an iceberg in the North Atlantic and began sinking.
Former baseball player Pete Rose is 68. Actor Brad Garrett is 49. Baseball player Greg Maddux is 43. Actor Anthony Michael Hall is 41. Actor Adrien Brody is 36. Rapper DaBrat is 35. Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar is 32.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 4:12 PM

New drink we have to try.
Bacon-infused bourbon old fashioned with maple syrup

http://www.thestar.com/Food/Recipes/article/616968

Phil on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 4:22 PM

joe must be "random fact of the day" guy at work.

I'm software drink guy.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 4:22 PM

Or are you sports guy?

Phil on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 4:24 PM

hmmm, sports guy is kinda spread apart. I think I will take over the fantasy football league because it was a cluster fuck this season.

douglas on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 4:48 PM

u gonna hire an intern to run it?

Phil on Tuesday, April 14, 2009 at 4:51 PM

if i could get $18,000 worth of people playing i might

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 7:48 AM

I am random facts to include sports guy. I get random phone calls that usually begin "I got a question, (Who, what, when, where, why, how) was..."

Jerome on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 8:23 AM

Random communications to me usually start with, "Hey, buddy..."

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 9:51 AM

J. Gumbo's has $1 big bowl entrees all day today.

http://www.jgumbos.com/

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 10:09 AM

It is going to be a mess so I wouldn't even bother trying. The 4th street live one will probably have stabbings.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 10:12 AM

yeah but you can also take it to go.

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 10:44 AM

Taco Del Mar is having a free taco special for "Taxes Suck, Tacos Don't." Chick fil A is having a buy a meal today and get the same meal free between now and April 30th if you save the receipt.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 10:48 AM

What and where is Taco Del Mar?

Graeter's has 5% deduction of the price of ice cream for each deductible member of your family that you bring to get ice cream

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 10:59 AM

15% off at PF Changs.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 11:12 AM

Is there a Taco Del Mar in Louisville or southern IN?

Jay on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 11:53 AM

I get phone calls that start off with "I got a question..." They're always from Adrian and they're either about Star Wars or comic books

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 12:10 PM

Jay is the resident Comic Book man.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 12:10 PM

or is that Fantasy man?

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 12:16 PM

Line at J. Gumbo goes from the cash register to Jefferson Street.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 12:18 PM

Phil - you're into crazy chicks. Here you go.

http://www.break.com/index/cute-gir...-pain-meds.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Guess everybody wants $1 big bowls

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 12:24 PM

douglas, I ran into JB at the food court; Schuler is married and Holland is getting married in June I think.

Tiffany on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 12:43 PM

J Gumbo's on Frankfort wasnt terrible. The line was from the door to the street but they were moving by the time I left. At least you can order more than one bowl at that one.

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 12:49 PM

To steal a line from Phil, people in line were getting stabby.

douglas on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 1:18 PM

i knew schuler was engaged, didn't know he had jumped the gun already. i knew holland was as well. sarah used to work with amber at audubon, she's a nurse there (and by the way, is NOT the same size she was in college). where's JB working at?

douglas on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 1:26 PM

everyone file your taxes today, or this guy's coming to get you:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Sm7uzlzTY...s/s200/irs.jpeg

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 1:32 PM

I've run into JB a couple times downtown. He is some kind of sales for building materials maybe. I don't really know. You don't ask many questions when one person is eating and the other is getting in line for food. His son turned 10 months today. By not the same size I assume you mean Amber packed on a few lbs?

For the record, I have to make it known that if I die or become deathly ill it is a girl at works fault. She offered me a slightly used chocolate pudding pack. She claims she opened it took one bite and realized she wasn't hungry. I took it on the grounds that she bring it to me and provide a clean eating utensil. I am concerned that she just poisoned me.

douglas on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 2:06 PM

you assume correctly

douglas on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 2:20 PM

i'm guessing comparing yourself to OJ simpson is not good PR:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/0415200...e_oj_164506.htm

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 2:44 PM

Joe, how did you find out about the dude from Big Rock Show?

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 2:58 PM

In probably the wierdest news of the day. Would be robber turned into sex slave.

http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009....html?fullstory

douglas on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:10 PM

what's funny is that chick looks kinda hot

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:11 PM

The best part is at the end of it when she says she's not a spitter.

Phil on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:16 PM

someone pointed out that it's like a real life axe body spray commercial

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:17 PM

Their was a charity concert for the dude at City Block last night. I heard about it on the radio and I walk past City Block on my way to work in the morning.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:17 PM

Sorry, the not a spitter comment is the crazy chick on meds.

Phil on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:18 PM

looks like Paulus is getting a try out at duke at receiver
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=4070344

Rumor has it that Coach Cutcliffe is gonna make Paulus run routes in front of their houses to make sure that Paulus knows what a "skinny post" is before he lets him try though.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:21 PM

I just want to see him slap the field.

douglas on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:31 PM

i had just heard somewhere he's mulling a transfer to michigan to possibly play football there

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:43 PM

dynamite drop in on the FNL Saracen reference.

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:48 PM

How was your lunch today Jerome?

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:53 PM

Based on Joe's comment about Jerome being a big hit with the ladies at church, I am guessing he joined facebook some time ago...and the ladies came a flocking.

http://blog.wired.com/business/2009...ook-isyour.html

Jerome on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:55 PM

That's some damn good fried chicken

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 3:58 PM

My mom was telling me about the people around our age who were coming in to lunch with their kid(s). It was then followed up with a Jerome was there too and a Jerome shirt reference.

Jerome on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 4:17 PM

It's an original Gordon Gartrelle

joe on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 4:20 PM

What was the quote on your shirt today?

Jerome on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 4:27 PM

"My Momma Says I'm Special"
http://www.bubbagump.com/StoreBox/m...95223691_sm.htm

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 4:31 PM

I have this one.

http://www.bubbagump.com/StoreBox/m...54148_hk_sm.htm

Phil on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 4:39 PM

the thing that gets me about the "knowing how to run routes" is that they get to the state by going to Matt because of his route running ability. 4th and 8, so what does Matt do? A 5 yard curl route.

Jay on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 5:51 PM

Apparently I missed it. What happened to the dude from the Big rock show?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 9:18 PM

The dude in the wheelchair died. I hate to say it, but what other local bands are we going to listen to now. Kimmet and Doug?

Brock on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 at 10:32 PM

...and my taxes are done with 1.5 hours to spare.

joe on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 7:16 AM

Getting in line to turn in the paper form in the mail at the Main Post office at 6:55 when it closes at 7 is hilarious. There was a car line back to bishop lane and a midget took your mail at the curb.

joe on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 8:10 AM

Let me rephrase that, from a distance i thought it was a midget picking up the mail so I was excited the entire wait but it turned out to be a short guy.

Jerome on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 8:19 AM

Tall midgets are such a buzz kill

joe on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 8:53 AM

no shit

douglas on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 9:06 AM

you know what else is? gonorrhea

joe on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 10:41 AM

There were mother fucking snakes on the mother fucking plane:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090416...akes_on_a_plane

joe on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 10:45 AM

On this date:
In 1862, President Abraham Lincoln signed a bill ending slavery in the District of Columbia.
In 2007, in the deadliest shooting rampage in modern U.S. history, student Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 people on the campus of Virginia Tech before taking his own life.
Wayne Gretzky announced his retirement from hockey.
One year ago: The Supreme Court upheld the most widely used method of lethal injection, allowing states to resume executions after a seven-month halt.
Today's Birthdays: Pope Benedict XVI is 82. Basketball Hall-of-Famer Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is 62. Football coach Bill Belichick is 57. Actor-comedian Martin Lawrence is 44. Actor Jon Cryer is 44.

douglas on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 11:06 AM

i watched snakes on a plane on TV the other day, i had forgotten how gloriously awesome it is

douglas on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 11:10 AM

madden's retiring:
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/30246064/

Phil on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 12:24 PM

i saw this last night and nearly lost my shit laughing at all the euphemisms.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2...eys-tea-baggers

the politics be damned

Phil on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 12:30 PM

the end gets all blah, blah, blah and preachy about shit everyone knows. not worth watching. but the first part is awesome.

joe on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 12:38 PM

4 of us just got in trouble at work for having a coversation on what is the mail equivalent of being called a cunt. Dumb cunt should have stayed out of our conversation, rabbit ears.

Phil on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 12:40 PM

I'd think the mail equivalent would be mail box. Because it's a box. With a slot. That white stuff goes in.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 12:45 PM

Strong work, Phil.

Phil on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 12:45 PM

so last night at hockey at the very end of the game, some dude was skating backwards waiting for a pass. He's like 6'2" 200lbs. Meanwhile one of the guys on my team is coming out over the boards. He's 6'6" 330lbs and played fullback for kent state. Well dude skating backwards into the zone slams into the guy coming off my bench. There are words and some shoving but that's about it.

Well the guy that runs the hockey leagues comes into our locker room and says "that last play is why we don't play check hockey in Louisville." I think we're gonna get some gay lecture about not fighting or something like that (fighting will get you kicked out for two games, at least).

So he asks who got hit. And the guy, who is still steaming while getting changed says it was him. And the dude running the league goes "man, if this was check hockey you'd be fucking dead. Skating backwards waiting for the puck not looking where you were going? People would be lining up to hit you. You'd probably still be on the ice. And that god the other guy didn't fight ya at the end. He'd have smashed you into a pulp. Good game everyone! See ya next week!"

Good times.

joe on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 12:47 PM

whoops I meant male.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 12:49 PM

Scott Padgett and Tony Delk are being hired by John Calipari to help start their coaching careers.

joe on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM

What pisses me off is that it was actually an intelligent conversation about the sociological double standards between men and women. We were actually trying to be intelligent and she just overheard a piece of it at was offended. No harm or insult was being intended or thrown around.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 1:07 PM

yeah that pisses me off, fucking cunts.

douglas on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 1:39 PM

yeah, that's why i stopped being sexist, b/c bitches hate that shit

Jay on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 1:51 PM

That sucks about the Big Rock Show guy. And way to go, Joe. You're about the only sci member keeping it real anymore. Remember when I almost got in trouble with the "My Ass Folder" incident. I still feel like a douche over that.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 1:52 PM

What is the my ass folder incident?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 1:53 PM

Joe - tell management you feel that the cunt is undressing you with her eyes.

Jay on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 1:55 PM

When I posted on the Bellarmine Public Folders that Layla had a nice ass, and then I said a bunch of shit I really shouldn't have said.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 1:59 PM

Dude I forgot all about that.

douglas on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 2:28 PM

Cal's new house, not small:
http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/763457.html

joe on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 2:42 PM

I think every Friday I am going to tell her, "See you next Tuesday."

Phil on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 5:02 PM

i just realized something. joe, tell your coworker that got dumped congrats. the news regarding the dear john text was the 50,000 comment on the sci
http://nattysci.com/displayPost.asp...29#comment50000

Jay on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 5:25 PM

Joe-"Catch you next Tuesday" is also acceptible

Brock on Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 5:44 PM

Gatlinburg and Jim Beam. Here I come, muthafuckers!

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:01 AM

I can't wait for today's air show practice. I already started singing the top gun soundtrack at my desk.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:18 AM

I was going to ask you if you saw any jets today. I saw five flying in formation on the way home from work yesterday when I got off on Brownsboro road.

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:26 AM

I saw those fly over my house yesterday. I waiting for the good shit. That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:27 AM

So what's your call sign in the office today?

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:28 AM

I haven't come up with one yet, I'll get back to you.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:30 AM

Green Death?

douglas on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:33 AM

wes, orton's definitely staying if you haven't heard...and he's working on wall and henry this week

Brock on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:38 AM

Biscuits and gravy.... mmmm

Wrecking Crew on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:39 AM

Brock, I'm disappointed. You got to Gatlinburg yesterday, you aren't so hungover that you got up and ate breakfast, and you are posting on the sci. What the fuck?

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 10:06 AM

If Patterson or Meeks come back who loses their scholarship?

Brock on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 10:10 AM

We didn't get here until almost 2am EST. The town shuts down at 1am. I only had time for to Sailor Jerry's before I passed out.

Besides, even if I was up late getting hammered, I'd get up early. I'm on vacation, so I'm milking every minute of sunshine to enjoy the freedom from shackles.

I think we are going to try the Chimney Tops hike. If you don't hear from me again (and can contain your joy), that's what happened. Maybe I should take Tom-Tom with me.

douglas on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 10:17 AM

a.j. stewart, donald williams, josh harrelson

Jerome on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 10:17 AM

Tough economy ... but dream jobs still exist for nerds who can write code:

http://jobs.perl.org/job/10462

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 10:24 AM

Joe - Perhaps yu should go with Riggins as your call sign. WWRD?

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 10:31 AM

yeah orton is staying, nolan dennis eliminated UK.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 10:31 AM

Oh and Alex Legion got arrested.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 11:46 AM

Dr. Frankenstein's monster throws his name in the NBA hat.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/...n-for-NBA-draft

Phil on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 12:13 PM

gay, nike is running some "Butte Naked Running" ads and I see my fake girlfriend Kara Goucher is in them. Awesome! But no, she just has a clothed cameo at the end. Not awesome.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/30264378?__s...ag*&par=RSS

Jay on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 12:23 PM

I have been on the phone all day ironing out the details of the house, but we are closing next Tuesday. That means I'm going to need some help moving in about a month or so. Fair warning!

On a side note, Pat Hoban was in my building today. All I could think of was "I may be a pussycat, but I will scratch!"

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 12:24 PM

Riggins to basecamp...we have helicopters, I repeat we have helicopters.

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 12:55 PM

Riggins to Green Death...I have a bogey on my tail. Get him off.

Phil on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:19 PM

anything going on tonight?

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:19 PM

A negative 4g inverted dive.

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:20 PM

I'm game for something

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:29 PM

I hear the planes flying over.

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:32 PM

They are well below the flight deck....I had missle lock and was going in for the kill....you are dangerous....That's right I am dangerous.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:34 PM

I saw one plane asscend straight verticle, and he was booking it.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:36 PM

ascend

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:43 PM

Did you get a polaroid?

douglas on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:44 PM

are any of them flying by towers and making people spill their coffee?

Phil on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:46 PM

so, i learned something tonight. A "niner" is a term lesbians use for a va jayjay. It has something to do with the roast beef hanging or something. My brain was unable to process everything.

Anyways, team lesbian called themselves "the niner-niners" which basically meant they were calling themselves "Team Rubbing Our Twats Together".

I was impressed.

It was some of my hockey teammates and for some reason they knew our team was the "Dick Armey's Teabagging Brigade"

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:49 PM

you get the occasional permission for fly by buzzing the towers. I feel bad for the crane operators at the arena site.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 1:54 PM

Are you wanting to go out tonight or you drinking at your house?

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:01 PM

Chris, Joanna, Brock, Michelle, Dom and Brody are in Gatlinburg being gay so that doesn't leave many of us, not that there were many left before they left town. I could be down for pretty much anything. I'm not looking at drinking myself stupid tonight, I would like to be coherent enough to ride tomorrow morning/afternoon and try to make it down to thunder at some point.

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:04 PM

So Laura has never seen Thunder. She wants to see the fireworks and I am more interested in the air show. With the weather nice I am down for going. She has a horse show in Lexington in the morning. I do not want to drive downtown tomorrow. I am trying to convince her to ride bikes downtown for Thunder so we can avoid traffic and such. Chris, Joanna and I rode down there 2 years ago for the air show and it was a cake ride from Chris' house. Does this sound like a smart or retarded plan?

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:06 PM

if you are going to drink there stupid, otherwise have at it.....oh wait, riding back in the dark would blow.

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:18 PM

I could see us throwing a couple drinks in my backpack. Other idea was to drive closer and park and ride bikes the rest of the way. I was trying to think of a place to park along Frankfort Avenue that would be closer but not to close. Phil, what would it be like from your apartment?

Phil on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:18 PM

hell, a bike ride back to my condo is even easier. just throw your bikes in your truck and head on down there.

Hell, it's just a 1.5 mile walk to river road from my place
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&...mp;t=h&z=15

Phil on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:18 PM

ha, that's funny

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:19 PM

Will Brownsboro Road traffic be a mess?

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:26 PM

These guys sing their order through taco bell drive through and the guy gets it right on the first try. Impressive.

http://www.break.com/index/fast-foo...-folk-song.html

Phil on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:28 PM

lil' bit. It's one of the main funnels out of downtown I believe.

BUT! If you are on foot or bike there is an alternate route
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&...mp;t=h&z=15

Cut through the soccer parks off river rd, then through a subdivision. You are only on river rd for a bit, but most of that has a sidewalk or parking lots you can wander through. Personally I'd just walk it to keep from having to worry about locking up bikes and/or running into a poll.

douglas on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 2:33 PM

walking and/or riding are both better options than driving, that's the main reason i don't go to thunder anymore, it's too much of a pain in the ass to drive down there and get out and i don't like fucking with the crowds anymore. as for tonight, i think sarah was talking about having some people over to grill out or something if anyone's looking for something low key to do. it'll be the last weekend in the condo, gonna' close either mon / tues

stew on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 3:15 PM

Anyone see the rumor on ESPN insider about Celine Dion buying the Montreal Canadiens?

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 3:30 PM

How fat would someone have to be so that didn't know they were pregnant?

http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rap...egancy_giv.html

Phil on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 3:30 PM

joe, do you have espn insider? They have a NFL Draft Glossary.

Some of my favorites:
BLOCKY
Describes a bulky, less-athletic body type, which pegs an offensive lineman as an interior lineman at the NFL level, as opposed to a tackle.

BRINGS HIS FEET ALONG
When a player keeps his feet underneath him while blocking and doesn't trip easily.

BUBBLE BUTT
Thick, heavy backside and thighs; a sign the player has a low center of gravity. A good thing.

CIRCUS ELEPHANT
Huge lineman with quick feet and good footwork.

LONG SPEED
Extra gear of a player who's already run 20-40 yards.

LOOKS LIKE TARZAN, PLAYS LIKE JANE
A prospect who looks like a prototype athlete but lacks the aggressiveness to succeed in the NFL.

PLAYS THE PIANO
Describes a lineman who does most of his work in the trenches as opposed to up and down the field.

WOOD-HAULER'S BUTT
The opposite of a bubble butt, a backside on an offensive lineman that's flat.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 3:47 PM

10 video games better than the movie. Rightfully, Golden Eye #1.

http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/...art-video-games

Jerome on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 3:52 PM

Kung Fu Panda on the DS is pretty fantastic though ...

Phil on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 3:57 PM

not surprised to see Chronical of Riddick. Vin Diesel is apparently a big nerd and founded Tigon Studios to make the games.

check out this interview with him:
http://www.destructoid.com/vin-dies...c--124179.phtml

NERDS!

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 4:01 PM

Richard Pitino leaving UofL.

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 4:04 PM

Boston U?

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 4:05 PM

Florida

Brent on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 4:06 PM

links?

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Ask and you shall receive.

http://louisville.scout.com/2/857451.html

Phil on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 4:18 PM

yeah, apparently it's a done deal. rumor is that he is doing it so it doesn't look like he's on the staff only because of his dad.

Bigworm on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 4:19 PM

Make sense. But way to make the leap of faith and go to his brother, billy d.

joe on Friday, April 17, 2009 at 9:06 PM

did anything come of anything going on tonight?

Phil on Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 12:02 AM

i got fucked up at the barret bar

joe on Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 8:46 AM

there is a wendy's spicy chicken commercial that is depressing. It starts as a young kid sitting in a hockey locker room eating a spicy chicken sandwich, then it is a the same kid in college with a girl eating a spicy chicken sandwich, then the same kid in an office a little older eating a spicy chicken sandwich, then the same kid buying his first place with a chick and he is eating a spicy chicken sandwich, then she is knocked up pops out a kid he turns gray the kid gets older and the only thing that stands by him the entire time is that spicy chicken sandwich. chicks come and go, pain heals, the wendy's spicy chicken sandwich last forever!

joe on Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 9:33 AM

So I was just walking the dogs and this woman in mid 20s early 30s stopped me for help. She was doing yard work and asked if I could get the attachment off the hose. no euphimism. That thing was stuck good. She ended up saying she left it on all last summer and out through the winter. Well no shit that thing is stuck. i told her to get a wrench or some good pliers and maybe some wd 40 and you might be able to get it off. Didn't have either on hand so the bitch doesn't even say thank you and bitchely says I just figured you were stronger then me and walked off. Dumb whore.

joe on Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 11:53 AM

Anybody braving thunder or interested in it?

joe on Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 6:34 PM

sun hurts the white arms

Bigworm on Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 9:35 PM

Philco - rumors are circulating around some UK message boards about UofL being in trouble with something. Something that would involve the FBI athletics.....any ideas?

Bigworm on Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 9:36 PM

I guess it has to do with the extortion attempt aimed at RP.

http://www.courier-journal.com/blog...wford/blog.html

Phil on Sunday, April 19, 2009 at 12:34 AM

rumor is that is in relation with an affair with an equipment player's wife or something along those lines. all very vague. but if not rick, richard being the one guilty hence the leaving Louisville for Florida suddenly...

Bigworm on Sunday, April 19, 2009 at 3:31 PM

Yeah I began wondering if it was Richard.

Bigworm on Sunday, April 19, 2009 at 3:32 PM

This be the bitch.

http://new.kentuckysportsradio.com/...=17698#comments

Phil on Sunday, April 19, 2009 at 4:22 PM

nhl.com iso cam stuff is kinda neat
http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?id=40039

Bigworm on Sunday, April 19, 2009 at 11:26 PM

And they live in Louisville.

http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2009/a...nch-beard/?woot

Phil on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 12:10 AM

if i had to guess, that would be Louisville, TN which is just outside of Knoxville.

That being said, I'd do her.

douglas on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 8:20 AM

is it bad if i think that chick looks smokin hot in her wedding dress holding a gun?

douglas on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 9:06 AM

i've been checking around to see if i can find out more about this pitino thing going on, and it's fucking amazing how local journalists are going out of their way to bend over backwards to not say anything bad about pitino. there are accusations of extortion, which is when you demand money or you release information you'd rather not have go public. okay, the first question is normally, what's the information she has, or claims to have. It's blatant that they know what the charges are and are just not telling. Nobody's saying anything about it until somebody else does. Everybody knows the guy is a total scumbag and has been cheating on his wife for years, they covered for him in lex and have been doing it at UL since he got here

Phil on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 10:00 AM

don't worry douglas, once the feds get out of the investigation and close the case the details will be released. and apparently what this lady was gonna accuse pitino and her husband off is apparently so nuts that UK fans will be dreaming it was true for years.

joe on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 10:10 AM

Sounds like the estranged wife is batshit crazy.

Phil on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 10:17 AM

considering fox 41 never aired the report because THEY thought it was too crazy might be a good sign that it's true

Bigworm on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 10:40 AM

Damn I was hoping Louisville, KY.

With that being said, I see that girl that won the show outback jack all the time. Apparently, she goes to our church.

Bigworm on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 10:41 AM

What's funny is the fark headline reads" Sorry guys, she's taken".

joe on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 10:42 AM

Fox thought there were too many inconsistencies in the story. Someone onb the CJ comments said he gave her herpes and she wanted money. Another CJ comments thing said that the T-Will-Rick confrontation during the Mich State game was about Rick banging T-will's girl.

douglas on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 10:45 AM

my initial reaction is that they are making her out to be bat shit crazy so when ANY allegations she makes can completely written off, it's standard public relations. the fact that you just said she sounded batshit crazy, when you haven't heard anything from her directly yet, means that it's working. i'm not saying she's not, i'm just saying....as for WDRB, i heard about that two hour interview they did, and they just said they were confirming what she said, people are just not speculating that the reason they're not showing it is b/c it was so crazy it couldn't be true. everyone keeps talking about the allegations, but no one says what they are. and even a "journalist" can say what the allegations are without saying whether or not they're true. i'm not bashing pitino here, i've always known he's a scumbag, but at the same time i'll give him the benefit of the doubt when they come out. i'm bashing the media b/c every single one of them is covering his ass for him. the feds have nothing to do with the media coverage. it's become apparent that people in the know know what the allegations are, they're just refusing to be the first to say what they are

Jay on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 11:47 AM

I'll tell you what, UofL should just stop having sports teams. Then maybe UofK fans will finally be happy.

Bigworm on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 12:03 PM

Not true, we prefer them to lose every game instead.

douglas on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 12:12 PM

besides, it isn't about UK vs. UL, i'm just pissed how they keep covering up for him. they did it in lex all the time too when he was UK coach, hell the Lex media is still doing it now that he's with UL, i checked there too thinking they might be more willing to spread some dirt, and they won't

joe on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 12:17 PM

No one ever released his "medical leave" a few years back.

Bigworm on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 12:18 PM

I guess his wife loves the money more than him.

Jay on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 12:18 PM

That wasn't just aimed at you all. Since I live in Lexington at the moment, I have come to learn how crazy UK fans are. The other day, the top story in news and local papers was about Calipari's new house. Somehow that trumps all other news in Lexington and the world. I'm sorry, but they are fucking nuts.

Bigworm on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 12:19 PM

Jay do you not remember when Pitino was announced the coach at UofL. Same shit man.

Phil on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 12:37 PM

more pics of the lady
http://deadspin.com/5219875/pitinos...ke-her-big-hats

joe on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 12:38 PM

Today's Highlight in History:
Ten years ago, on April 20, 1999, the Columbine High School massacre took place in Colorado as two students, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, shot and killed 12 classmates and one teacher before taking their own lives.
On this date:
In 1812, the fourth vice president of the United States, George Clinton, died in Washington at age 72, becoming the first vice president to die while in office. ( Who knew that the vice president went on to form the p-funk all stars)
In 1889, Adolf Hitler was born in Braunau am Inn, Austria.
Today's Birthdays: Actor George Takei is 72. Actress Jessica Lange is 60. Actress Carmen Electra is 37. Actor Joey Lawrence is 33.

joe on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 1:15 PM

Sorry guys I missed one:

This date in history in 1980, the first Cubans sailing to the United States as part of the massive Mariel boatlift reached Florida.

Cuban was supposedly born in February of 1980, I think he may have been on this boat.

Jay on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 1:54 PM

Joe-that comment was racially delicious

douglas on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 2:18 PM

that's what made it funny

joe on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 2:24 PM

You should have seen the picture that went along with the history lesson. They say a picture is worth a thousand words...this was worth a thousand slurs.

Barry on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 2:29 PM

i've been working all morning with a woman named anna. and all morning i've been singing "ANNA rules. Cuz I kicked all the bad guys in their jewels. ANNA rules."

joe on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 2:31 PM

Barry, I posted the Carmen Electra B-day for you.

Barry on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 2:46 PM

thanks joe. i still love her. she can go through her dennis rodman, weird goth guitar guy, prince, whomever. i'll still be here for her and her vd. she is perfect. i love that woman.

Phil on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 3:10 PM

i think the yankee stadium wind tunnel stuff is interesting. now accuweather is getting involved
http://www.cnbc.com/id/30310784?__s...ag*&par=RSS

Bigworm on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 3:10 PM

Andy Kennedy takes the plea bargain.

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/30309480/

Phil on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 5:09 PM

sigh, internet girlfriend kara goucher only finished third in the boston marathon
http://www.startribune.com/sports/4...iD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU

joe on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 5:14 PM

I couldnt tell you the last time I was at 4th street live but I won a party at Sully's according to my answering machine.

Phil on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 5:20 PM

it's a trap!

joe on Monday, April 20, 2009 at 5:21 PM

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ra...itino/#comments

The barstool view of the Pitino situation.

I'm out of town anyways for the next 2 weekends for work, not like I would take it anyways.

Phil on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 12:28 AM

4019 gloucester has a sale pending.

joe on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 7:45 AM

I noticed they were clearin gout the house.

joe on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 9:18 AM

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basket...rn=ncaab,157703

Another reason for Wes to hate the Yankees.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 9:31 AM

Phil - did you put an offer on 4019?

Jerome on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 10:04 AM

The "potential for shenanigans" with the Yankees and UK is a sports journalist's wet dream

Jerome on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 10:07 AM

Another reason DirecTV kicks ass: My subscription anniversary gift this year is 3 free months of Showtime, no strings attached. And, yes, that includes Showtime OnDemand.

douglas on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 10:21 AM

what kind of softcore is showtime offering now? any new red shoe diaries?

Brent on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 10:44 AM

Jerome, do you need an internet connection to get the ondemand to work?

Jerome on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:01 AM

I haven't looked into the Showtime programming yet. This is a whole new spank opportunity that I didn't expect. With online programming for my DVR available, I can actually plan out some quality rub off time. The OnDemand requires a high-speed internet connection. You have to buy the adapter, but it's totally worth it especially if the OnDemand stuff has even more TV-MA content.

douglas on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:15 AM

i used to rub my dick raw to red shoe diaries back in the day

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:17 AM

This was posted on the UK scout site premium information. Not sure if this is true at all but here it is.

"I have told a story about the Pitino's health concerns and the whole clinic fiasco years ago is that a lady came up pregnant but Pitino was supposed to be Fixed so he had to go have another visectomy . I really never thought I'd see the day when this would ever come to light.

Pitino was very , very close to retiring back then but the situation got "solved" so I was told. If all of this comes out in the wash here and this lady gets to tell her side of the story publically , Pitino very well just might retire this time. This entire fiasco derailed UL during those years and almost shattered it. But I the problem got solved and Pitino lead his team to the final four in 2005 and all was swept under the rug.

Guys this story did not and does not come from the sypher side of the story, this comes from Pitino's inner circle of friends side of the story. I didnt get any real juicy details back then so I didnt even know the woman's name but my Aunt just called and told me that indeed this was the source of those problems.

I just thought I'd get this out there so people will understand that this isnt just some crazy lady just now extorting money. I feel sorry for her because she has no real chance right now with Pitino and his friends + UL boosters have and are now using money to cover this up and discredit her. "

joe on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:20 AM

I thought his "health problem" was an STD back then.

joe on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:22 AM

Its not like it is a secret that Pitino loves dem hoes

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:25 AM

Oh I know, Douglas said he awas looking for stuff and Jay thinks we are concerned with UofL burning to the ground so I figured I'd post it.

Atleast she looks like she is more fun that Patty Swope.

douglas on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:38 AM

I had heard he had the clap when he went to cleveland several years ago, a chef at the restaurant i worked with's mom worked at jewish, where rick was before getting transferred, and said there was too much heat locally so he moved hospitals. don't know if it's true or not, but it continues to further the point that no one ever followed up on it or investigated, even though it was fishy as hell. one day it was all over local news that pitino was sick and in cleveland, and then the next day it was completely dropped, like it never happened. all the stations are reporting the allegations are "personal" in nature, and that they know what they are, but that they won't reveal them until they've been verified, which is total bullshit b/c every network everywhere would report the allegations while at the same time issuing a disclaimer that the allegations haven't been verified yet, but that's what they are. they're all covering for him.

and for the record, apparently the patti swope stuff is bullshit, my uncle knows her and apparently that rumor has like completely ruined her life. but anybody that ever went to azalea's on brownsboro during happy hours on weekdays knew pitino was there scouting for talent

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:41 AM

Patti Swope is a rich bitch, I don't think it ruined her life Douglas....Abby's uncle (who is a big time UofL fan and quite the chum with the big boosters) even makes reference to the Patti Swope thing.

Maybe the journalist never report anything because at some it would have to be a HIPPA violation.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:41 AM

Maybe he didn't bang Patti Swope, but I am sure at some point it crossed his mind.

douglas on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:46 AM

i said apparently it's bullshit, but that's what she told my uncle, which she could've been lying of course, so who knows

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:48 AM

But what else is she suppose to say?

douglas on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 12:06 PM

she's supposed to say she opened her gaping asshole for pitino's VD-infested cock for all of louisville to know

douglas on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 12:07 PM

sam swope would be proud

joe on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 12:17 PM

I work with a person that used to work at Swope and refers to her as a huge bitch and then references Pitino hitting that.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 2:08 PM

Where's the closest Carl's Jr?

THE WORST DRIVE-THRU MEAL IN AMERICA
Carl's Jr. Double Six Dollar Burger
with Medium Natural cut Fries and 32 oz Coke
2,618 Calories
144 g fat (51.5 g saturated fat)
2892 mg sodium

Of all the gut-growing, heart-stopping, life-threatening burgers in the fast food world, there is none whose damage to your general well-being is as catastrophic as this. Consider these heart-stopping comparisons: This meal has the caloric equivalent of 13 Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donuts; the saturated fat equivalent of 52 strips of bacon; and the salt equivalent of seven and a half large orders of McDonald's French fries!

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eat...to-eat-instead/

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 2:18 PM

I don't know which sounds better...

9. Bacon Cheeseburger, Literally: It might look fairly ordinary, but this patty is not made of ground chuck or sirloin -- or any kind of ground beef. Ground bacon, kids. Throw on some slices of pepper Jack cheese for good measure.

10. Fatty Melt: This was a DIY project by a curious Serious Eats editor in the food website's Manhattan office. It's a burger with two grilled cheeses for buns. Yes, you read that correctly. Now go forth and make one.

http://food.yahoo.com/blog/ahamburg...eirdest-burgers

If you added bacon to the second, it might get my vote.

joe on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 2:21 PM

So there is a nationwide Leadership program that is awesome to do because it is prestigious to get in and you have week long sessions in St. Louis, DC, St. Pete. The email chain shows our office received notification March 26th saying to send out the application to all eligible employees. Today we received first notification of this opportunity saying applications are due at 8 am tomorrow. The application includes 5 essays. GO TEAM! We complained and they gave us an extension till Thursday morning but we fly out tomorrow afternoon.

joe on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 2:26 PM

I made the cheeseburger from Man vs. Food where they put the cheese in the middle of 2 hunks of meat and then sealed it in. basically it turns into a gooey cheese filled patty of meat. I mixed cheese and 1000 island dressing in the middle of the meat and grilled it up. Everything it is made out to be, caution, the contents are hot.

Phil on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 2:27 PM

wtf, carl's jr does have a different menu from hardees. weaksauce.

i can do better than what they posted too. it looks like carl's jr has something called a Double Guacamole Bacon Burger 1090 calories and 74 grams of fat by itself.

But for my money the burger to get has to be The Kentucky Bourbon Six Dollar Burger
A Charbroiled, 100% Black Angus Beef Patty, Two Strips of Bacon, Pepperjack Cheese, Garlic-Pepper Onion Straws, Lettuce, Tomato Slices and Kentucky Bourbon Glaze

Closest Carl Jr's is in Oklahomo.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 2:34 PM

Best rumor I heard for the day. This guy claims it comes from a pretty reliable source. He says this bitch that is extorting Pitino is not due to Ricky but due to Richard. Word on the street be, she caught Richard and her husband in the sack. Pay up or she is going public.

This would explain why Rick sent Richard out of town ASAP to Florida to be under his protege.

Phil on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 2:36 PM

woah, you can bet on the draft!
http://sports.bodoglife.com/sports-...layer-props.jsp

Who will have more picks right in their final version of their mock draft?
Mel Kiper
Todd McShay

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 2:47 PM

Wow, my mouth just watered on the Kentucky Bourbon Six Dollar Burger.

Brock on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 3:45 PM

On Saturday, I certainly enjoyed Michelle's 1/2 pound burgers that were filled with bacon chunks and cheddar cheese. Chris did a fine job grillin' those mothers up.

However, following them with 3 shots of tequilla, beer mixed with tequilla, rum, 10 beers, and a couple of shots of vodka probably wasn't a good idea.

That may be why I thought jokes about Steve Irwin tuckin' it under were so damn hilarious.

That list of drinks and the fact I didn't ralph or have a massive hangover with 4 hours of sleep has to prove the "Vacation Tolerance Theory."

Phil on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 4:47 PM

if this kid did this on purpose i award him three internets
http://deadspin.com/5221839/it-appe...chool-of-choice

Jay on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 6:31 PM

As of 5 pm, I am officially a homo

Jay on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 6:31 PM

ner

mowgli on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 7:15 PM

whats a homoner?

mowgli on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 8:08 PM

seriously, congrats jay.

Cheryl on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 8:13 PM

so the sypher lady used to work for my families bakery. She was pretty close with my stepmom and told her several times that she had big dirt on Pitino. This was just a few months after she had the baby. It might be his.

Jay on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 8:29 PM

Thanks, Lynnie!

Brock on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 11:04 PM

Damnit Jay, I felt like an idiot there for a minute.

"Jay's a homo."

"I already knew that"

"He's getting married, but that's not for a while, did he elope?"

"Why did he type 'ner'?"

"Oh, a 'homoner,' a new gay insult."

"Wait, hom-o-ner."

"Ahhhhhh, I'm not smart."

"Jay's still a homo."

Congrats Jay. You need a stock-the-bar party.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 7:22 AM

Anyone see Beam is coming out with a "new" bourbon? It's called Red Stag, and it's black cherry infused 4 y/o bourbon. I don't know how I feel about flavoured bourbons, especially the liquors like Wild Turkey honey flavoured. At least this is still the 80 proof stuff, but why mess with the nectar of the gods?

douglas on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 8:17 AM

i've had the wild turkey honey bourbon, it's good and all, but it's just not the same. it just goes down way too smooth and hides too much of the bourbon flavor. i guess they're just trying to get the ladies

Jay on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 9:04 AM

Thank you, Brock. By the way, your post just made my day.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 9:17 AM

I believe Douglas is right, trying to increase market share by tapping into people who aren't purists.

joe on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 9:57 AM

Anybody want to go to Baltimore with me? I leave in 4 hours for 2 and a half weeks. I measuring the success of this trip in returning alive and not being an episode of the Wire.

douglas on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 10:10 AM

Tell Michael I said hi, and stay away from Marlo, he's a bad man

douglas on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 10:11 AM

It's too bad Dukie became a crack fiend, he used to be a math whiz, you all had a lot in common

Phil on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 12:25 PM

just signed another night of my life away. I was recruited for a C league team in hockey, so there goes my sunday nights.

And god damn it, people. Now I want to rewatch the wire.

Phil on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 1:15 PM

i thought this cav's ad was kinda funny: http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ba...?urn=nba,158245

I also have a crush on the trainer.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 1:50 PM

Douglas - Xaiver Henry is announcing tomorrow....probably for Kansas.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 2:14 PM

This is just funny to me.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/20...ool-708439.html

douglas on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 2:45 PM

yeah, i saw that about the henrys, their mama don't wanna travel that far, and they don't wanna piss her off

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 3:22 PM

Their mom and dad are both KU alums. Would be hard to get them away, but if Cal managed it...I would be convinced he would sign anybody he wanted to.

douglas on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 3:47 PM

it's more to do w/ their mom having trouble travelling to UK vs. KU than it is with their kansas connections from what i understand. their dad said the other day how he thought they were going to UK and he was happy about it

joe on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 4:39 PM

natty sci baltimore open for service

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 4:40 PM

You going out getting drunk?

joe on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 4:59 PM

I think that is the plan. Natty sci do or die.

joe on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 5:02 PM

I have me a suite with a wet bar with a mini fridge, living room, two wall mount flat screens and free internet.

joe on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 5:09 PM

I forgot to mention $973 cash on top of the flight and suite. thank you for your tax dollars.

Brock on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 10:01 PM

Orioles game?

Or you can head down to the docks and pick up some drug shipments.

Phil on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 11:09 AM

Mel Kiper Jr using his scouting talent where it matters - the first day of spring at a college campus
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/sh...?urn=nfl,158418

Bigworm on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 11:48 AM

This is funny to me.

http://www.break.com/pictures/bmw-ftw708683.html

douglas on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 11:55 AM

pat forde apparently interviewed pitino's extortionist for like five hours and is supposed to be posting an article at espn.com this afternoon...

Bigworm on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 11:56 AM

probably about derby hats.

douglas on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 11:56 AM

given that forde co-authored pitino's last book and is buddies with him, i doubt it'll be very juicy

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 12:57 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...ller+with+56+IQ

Court weighs fate of accused killer with 56 IQ

"April DuVal, director of the Council for Retarded Citizens in Jefferson County, said that..."

I laughed out loud when I read the title of that organization. It's sad that this dude killed his mom, but how can you really call yourself the Council for Retards?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 1:02 PM

It should be renamed, the council for natty sci.

Brock on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 2:22 PM

Look, if he's too incompetent to stand trial and too dangerous to live in society, I have a good idea.

Organ donor.

Phil on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 3:09 PM

Ok, so I got a new go to.

KFC Grilled Chicken Breast and Wing combo is a huge success. I get it with green beans and corn on the cob.

Totals
Calories: 425
Fat: 9 grams of fat
Sodium: 985 :(
Cholesterol: 160 :(

But as long as I don't go crazy go nuts on the sodium and cholesterol the rest of the day I should be good to go. Stay tuned for the next post, which will be the first part of the series "Cooking with Phil"

douglas on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 3:11 PM

i was wondering about that as well, i love me some kfc and the grilled chicken looked pretty good

Phil on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 3:23 PM

it's quality too. maybe it's just the weather, but eating a shit ton of greasy food just doesn't sound that good to me. And it's like $4.25 with tax so the fucking thing is actually cheaper and healthier for me

I get a Footlong Turkey on Italian Herb and Cheese with lettuce, tomato and southwest sauce.

Totals:
Calories: 960
Fat: 42g
Sodium: 3100mg of sodium

Obviously more food, but i'm just as full eating this as I am the sub

Phil on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 3:43 PM

haven't read it yet, but big daddy drew just posted the 2009 NFL Draft Jamboroo and I'm fucking pumped.
http://deadspin.com/5223553/crack-t...-draft-jamboroo

Bigworm on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 4:37 PM

UK adds a baller from Hampton, UofL adds one from Manhattan.

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...nsfer+to+U+of+L

Also, Tyler Wolfe transferring from Louisville.

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...lfe+to+transfer

Bigworm on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 4:54 PM

Phil are those totals for the entire meal at KFC or just the sandwhich?

Wendy's Ultimate Grill Chicken
320 cals
60 fat cals
sodium 950 mg
Cholesterol 70 mg

Bigworm on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 5:00 PM

Nevermind, it's not a sandwich...when did they start serving grilled chicken?

joe on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 5:00 PM

HAPPY HOUR!

joe on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 5:09 PM

Day one of class complete and I think I am already an established smart ass. Natty Sci Baltimore phase I a success.

Phil on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 5:17 PM

sodium is pretty high, but good call on that grilled chicken sammich. it's pretty good too. add a baked potato and you are in business.

subway is out of the question. too hard to get yummy food there that is healthy. it's an illusion! same with jimmy johns. their turkey tom has 550 calories, 27 grams of fat and 1350mg of sodium. gay.

mcdonalds is shit. only thing i can find that won't fuck your shit up is the Caesar salad with grilled chicken, but you add the Caesar dressing and you are in for a heart attack.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 23, 2009 at 8:03 PM

Quizno's, small steakhouse beef dip on wheat comes in at under 400 calories.

douglas on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 8:34 AM

here's the forde story after interviewing the extortionist:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=4092376

was hoping for something a little better, but he did the same as everyone else and made her out to be a psycho w/o mentioning any of her allegations

Phil on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 9:27 AM

the problem with most of those beef things are the sodium. that beef dip has got like 2000mg of sodium.

you get a big boy medium and you are looking at 3000mg of sodium. considering i damn near killed myself with booze last night, i'm not totally sure why i give a damn, but that still seems crazy

joe on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 11:42 AM

I gotthe 2 girls with me hungover today and also I nearly got in a fight with the old dude who owns the bar. I ordered the house bourbon and the server asked with what and i said a glass. she said that's it and i said a splash of water if you must put in something. She said are you crazy and i said no i'm from ky. the owner came overasking who is drinkingbourbon and that turned into me and the old dude yelling at each other about ricky p. in the endI am not allowed back for derby.

joe on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 12:02 PM

tonights agenda...happy hour and orioles game for some " VA networking"

Phil on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 12:20 PM

strong work

douglas on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 2:38 PM

i'm finally fucking clear to close on my loan so i'm moving next week for sure

douglas on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 3:21 PM

i love being a UK fan:

Coach Cal counted to infinity twice!

Coach Cal decided to sell his urine... They call it Red Bull.

Coach Cal doesn't sleep, he waits.

Coach Cal doesn't use eye drops, he uses tobasco.

When Coach Cal was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Coach Cal.

Coach Cal can sneeze with his eyes open.

Coach Cal wears the Orion belt around his pinky toe and eats with the big dipper.

Lightening never strikes in the same place twice, because Coach Cal is looking for it.

Coach Cal was the one who let the the dogs out.

When Coach Cal is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.

Coach Cal trick or treated as himself.

joe on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 4:59 PM

tonights challenge is agroup of us going out representing Louisville, muskogee, OK, winston salem, and salt lake cityto name a few and We are seeing whether i am a redneck or ok is a cowboy. I am starting with the Fallscity beer buck shirt to raise the bar.

Bigworm on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 5:31 PM

Starting? And you are changing into a wifebeater?

Bigworm on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 9:02 PM

hahahahaha

Take that stupid midterm...I got an A.

joe on Friday, April 24, 2009 at 11:46 PM

so i won easily. fucking powerplant liveand its dress code kickeed me out. same fucking kordish development that did 4th street. 6 hrs and countless drinksand you kick me out. fuck off kordish. i did get 3 offices requesting me transfer there. Louisville is a hot commdity.

joe on Saturday, April 25, 2009 at 12:25 AM

so i went to the neighborhood bar and ordered a 32ounce yuengling for 4 dollars. is it badi drank it and ran to the hotel fearing for mylife? if you are drinking alone you will die. drinking with networks you will probably die.

joe on Saturday, April 25, 2009 at 12:42 AM

cordish licks donkey nuts. fuck all of them. 4th street and all their developments suck. if i am good enough before 10 and then tell me i am not good enoughafter 10 bite me. if i spent my dough before then i think i canstay. fuck those fuckers. i wentelsewhere to spend your tax dollars and left becausr i thought i would die. i like wearing a hat. screw you and the horse you rode in on.

Phil on Saturday, April 25, 2009 at 12:47 PM

strong work

Bigworm on Saturday, April 25, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Spot on Joe, Cordish sucks is about as plain and simple as you can say it.

Bigworm on Saturday, April 25, 2009 at 11:35 PM

Philco - Look slike you get to cheer on Eric Wood again, Bills selected him 28th overall in the first round.

Now the Bills have UK WR Stevie Johnson and C Eric Woods. Awsome!

joe on Sunday, April 26, 2009 at 3:11 AM

Louisville, St.Paul, Salt Lake City and a chick from Muskogee OK just put the hurt on Baltimore. st paul is actually a So Cal boy, Salt Lake is a faux hawk with 9 wives and 16 kids and muskogee is banging st. paul while he has a ballet dancer in greece. We walked home and ended up with 3 gatorades a water and a pizza for free. faux hawk and I did damage. 11 hours of drinking and I am labled as the drunk guy but we drink the same amount and i carry them home. he stuck with beer and i unleashed the ky gentlemen. Nectar of the gods.

Brock on Sunday, April 26, 2009 at 11:55 AM

So are you supposed to be attending any actual training events while you are there?

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, April 26, 2009 at 5:16 PM

I think Joe may need to detox after this trip

joe on Sunday, April 26, 2009 at 7:15 PM

Monday - Friday training

joe on Sunday, April 26, 2009 at 7:28 PM

Prepping for 8 hours of classroom lectures for the next 2 weeks. 5 days of class, 2 days of recovery and then 4 more days. I set the bar high to keep up next weekend. baking in the sun in 93 degree weather at the Orioles game was a good recovery method. I did lose my voice drinking and I hope it comes back by tomorrow. For some reason nobody in the class thought I would or could rock out. Suckers.

Brock on Sunday, April 26, 2009 at 7:48 PM

Does anyone have plans for Derby next weekend? Michelle and I are thinking about doing general admission and smoozing around the Paddock at Churchill Downs.

Brent on Sunday, April 26, 2009 at 9:48 PM

I went to the Paddock last year for the first time (infield all the other times) and I had a blast, definitely a different kind of fun but at least I could spell my name at the end of the day.

Bigworm on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 7:57 AM

Never been to CHD for Derby or Oaks.

douglas on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 7:59 AM

we'll be in our new house this weekend so we were gonna have people over on derby day

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 7:59 AM

Since I am the low man on the totem pole and our chairman, a spine surgeon, takes all the spine fellows to his private box, I get stuck with Derby call. And they are trying to screw me with Memorial day call as well. Fucking awesome.

Bigworm on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 8:01 AM

How are you low man on the totem pole? Didn't they bring in any residents after you or are you in charge of those fucktards?

Bigworm on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 8:05 AM

This actually looks funny to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGl5...eature=featured

Jay on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 9:17 AM

I was tearing up carpet all weekend. Then I had to work on the house. OHHHH!

douglas on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 10:41 AM

i'm ashamed to say it took me a whole two seconds to get that

Bigworm on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 11:26 AM

Anybody work near the arena construction project?

Accident occured there today....not sure if anybody is hurt or not...but guessing so since EMS and firefighters were called.

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...lve+scaffolding

joe on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 11:47 AM

Iwork near there. I can see it out my cubicle window. Wish i was there.

joe on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 12:00 PM

how d you celebrate derby in baltimore?

Bigworm on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 12:01 PM

by drinking bourbon of course.

joe on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 12:07 PM

hell of an idea

Bigworm on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 12:14 PM

Word.

douglas on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 1:31 PM

get drunk on bourbon, go to pimlico, and yell how badly the preakness sucks

Bigworm on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 1:37 PM

Make a t-shirt that says it too.

Brock on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 2:03 PM

Wes, I have never actually been to Churchill for Derby either, so I figured I should actually do it sometime.

Every other attempt I made to get people to go to infield, it tanked, so I'm trying an alternative. Since Joe is in Baltimore getting knifed and Chris is knifing people in the OR, this seems like a good year to showcase Natty Sci on a grand scale at the Downs. Let me know if you want to join in.

Besides, after Gatlinburg, there is no way I could eat grilled food yet. That was a shit-ton of ground cow and pig parts. So why not classy it up.

Brock on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 2:05 PM

Jay, when does your basement project start?

I haven't seen you in 5 months. You don't have to make up for 30 years all at once.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 3:30 PM

Wes, Phil, or anyone else with a mountain bike interested in riding later today?

Phil on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 3:48 PM

I got hockey tonight. Sorry. I might try to get out tomorrow, but maybe during lunch

Jay on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 3:52 PM

Brock - I don't have a basement, so it won't really be a project. I don't make it into Louisville much anymore. The next time you're in town I'll try to make it in. Except this saturday, because I have to paint. Fuck! What the fuck happened to me? I suck at life, now.

douglas on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 3:55 PM

i do too. it's the damn women. vaginas are the downfall of every great man

douglas on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 3:56 PM

and boobies

Bigworm on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 4:12 PM

The only greatness for man is immortalilty - James Dean

Looks like no greatness for us.

Barry on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 4:16 PM

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Phil on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 4:24 PM

Simona Halep's boobs kinda scare me
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/17-ye...w-dropper-23512

Brock on Monday, April 27, 2009 at 10:39 PM

Hmmm... you blame women for your downfall?

Hasn't slowed my socializing.

Marry your drinking buddy, suckas!

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 1:21 AM

ha, not sure how long this is gonna last, but on some of the espn.com pages the konami code works (e.g.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playo...istonsg4-090426)

just hit up up down down left right left b a enter

Barry on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 1:41 AM

12:40 am still in the lab. becoming a routine. such is grad school.

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 1:42 AM

shit, too late. i screwed up the code. forgot a right whatever. you people knew what i was saying

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 1:43 AM

yeah we knew what you meant

douglas on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 8:12 AM

i'm getting ponies popping up all over the place? is that what's supposed to happen?

douglas on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 8:15 AM

how the hell do you discover that?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 8:19 AM

Douglas this is where I first saw it.

http://new.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=18296

Apparently Kotaku.com first reported it or that is where they linked it from.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 8:21 AM

I did buy some new shoes this weekend. Went to Swags and actually had them fit me for a pair of shoes. Apparently, I have never owned a pair of shoes that actually fit me prior to owning these. Wierd feeling I tell you.

Did anybody watch the season finale of Chuck or Heroes last night? Both were pretty good.

douglas on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 8:32 AM

i watched chuck, that's turned into one of my favorite shows. i'm so lost on heroes now that i don't even both watching. it's like lost, i was into that show for a few seasons, but once i started missing a couple episodes, i tried to go back but never got back into it. one of these days i'll netflix this season and catch up

douglas on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 8:35 AM

*bother

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 8:46 AM

Apparently, you can add rainbows and unicorns to any site via cornify.com

Chuck and Heroes are my two favorite shows. Last nights Heroes was badass. Sylar is my favorite character because he is smart and a badass and likes to fuck with a person's mind. Peter did get the best of Sylar last night, which was pretty fucking awesome how he did it.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 8:50 AM

Douglas in a couple days you can probably find a recap on youtube for Heroes season 3 episode 25 (an invisible thread).

Jay on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 9:19 AM

I have been pleased with the past few episodes of Heroes. There were a few times this season that I thought the writers were going crazy (the whole thing with the cataylst about drove me insane) but it really picked up at the end. I can't wait for next season. I just wish they would show a fight scene though.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 9:20 AM

I know, it pisses me off that they didn't show Sylar and Peter fighting, however, that leaves some suspense as we don't know what powers Peter has now.

joe on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 9:26 AM

CLASS CANCELLED DUE TO WATER MAIN ISSUES!

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 9:28 AM

save the water and drink bourbon.

douglas on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 9:32 AM

have you pissed on pimlico yet?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 10:13 AM

I'm not sure that I'd waste a good piss on Pimlico.

douglas on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 10:23 AM

you could spell out in yellow churchill downs or something, that'd be funny

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 10:36 AM

Jay have you ever heard of a white hole, the anti-black hole?

I admit I laughed a little, but after reading this article sounds kind of interesting to me, mainly from the whole space-time continuum stanpoint.

http://scitech.blogs.cnn.com/2009/0...of-white-holes/

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 10:36 AM

*standpoint.

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 11:53 AM

microsoft is demoing some software i wrote: http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/...re/Default.aspx

please god don't let it fuck up

douglas on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 12:02 PM

fun site:
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 12:05 PM

dynamite find, douglas

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 12:07 PM

sounds like my new favorite site like fmylife.com

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 12:16 PM

I think we have a winner.

(617): Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 12:21 PM

T-shirt material.

I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 12:35 PM

(703): How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 12:35 PM

i plan on fixing this: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/l...bels/(502).html

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 12:56 PM

dom foster is now on stage!

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 1:00 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's off stage.

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 1:02 PM

here comes my shit! I'm gonna be FAMOUS AS ALL FUCK ALL GOD DAMN.

douglas on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 2:20 PM

that web site's getting deep, a question for the ages:

(132): if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 2:47 PM

it's not a good month to be a horse

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 3:22 PM

Douglas - Alan Cutler (the reporter that chased Gillispie) got canned.

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/...8/SPT/304280078

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 3:29 PM

there are a shit ton of bets you can place on the derby:
http://sports.bodoglife.com/sports-...orse-racing.jsp

douglas on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 3:32 PM

it looks like he just lost his radio show, not his column

Jerome on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 4:38 PM

Michael Vick received an offer to play in the Arena League.
http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?sl...ateam-vickoffer

Jay on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 5:24 PM

I've heard references to white holes, but never looked into what they are.

joe on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 9:00 PM

givea guy a day, he'll get fucked up.
give a guy 5 dollars he'll take over a jukebox.

Phil on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 11:00 PM

the natty sci jukebox takeover move is a classic

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 11:22 PM

Apparently we all have unicorns, even Pegasus.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pic...r.html?image=18

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 7:22 AM

Did you look at any of those tattoos? What the fuck are people thinking when they get some of those?

Jerome on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 8:06 AM

They're thinking about the penis in their butts?

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 8:24 AM

Oh yeah, I had to check them out. I was almost in disbelief what I saw.

douglas on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 9:46 AM

you mean you all wouldn't want osama bin laden tattooed on your arm?

Jerome on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 11:28 AM

Centaur Swayze wearing a tuxedo shirt

joe on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 11:52 AM

some one needs a tatoo of 2 retards trying to hump a doorknob.

joe on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 12:01 PM

So a word to the wise, hooters for lunch followed by drinking through lunch and continuing through the evening followed by ultimate nachos for dinner doesn't mix. I feel bad for my hotel maid. My pants do fit better now.

douglas on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 1:02 PM

i'm amazed there was villebillies on a jukebox in VA

douglas on Wednesday, April 29, 2009 at 2:54 PM

john daly's the man:
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/d...urn=golf,159883

Brock on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 1:43 AM

So... I'm watching Top Gun, as is my usual Wednesday night ritual, and I just realized that Nathan Petrelli is one of the Top Gun cadets. CRAZY!

Brock on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 1:45 AM

In other news...

It appears that there is a shortage or lack of Derby parties at private residences this year. The number of people going straight to Churchill is growing. This could be fun.

Wes, are you interested?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 7:25 AM

It's ridiculous what people want to know about celebrities lives. People need to let A-rod live in peace, but Selena Roberts did find a couple of comical points.

-Yankees teammates nicknamed Rodriguez "Bitch Tits" in 2005 b/c the steroids gave him man-boobs

-A-Rod was hated at Hooters, where he tipped the minimum 15 percent


http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=4114292

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 8:56 AM

Since nobody is bored enough at work today, here is another link. This is probably a discussion we've had before, but why the fuck does an attracative woman marry a man 30 years older than her? Wes, you ay find this of interest, John Henry, BoSox owner, is set to marry some real estate chick who could be his daughter. Not that I blame him, but why is she with him, money, daddy issues, a huge cock?

http://deadspin.com/5233090/red-sox...his-young-bride


http://www.bostonmagazine.com/artic...es_a_wife/page2

Bigworm on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Hmmm, daddy issues maybe. Huge cock possibly. Money definitely.

Brent on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 10:44 AM

On this day, a young scientist was born, he had dreams of creating dinosaurs from fossilized mosquitos then moved on to eradicating cancer. To this day, I still don't see any damn dinosaurs and hundreds of millions are dying every day, way to go Brock, happy freakin birthday.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 10:45 AM

Brock - Who all is going to Derby?

Phil on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 12:03 PM

motherfuck, i think my car just got blocked in by parade shit

Jay on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 1:14 PM

Happy birthday, Brock. You old bastard. ROOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!

Bigworm on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 2:02 PM

Happy Birthday Rommel, Lord of the Tanks.

Phil on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 2:37 PM

does adrian have a phone number with a 410 area code? this was on texts from last night:
(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

Brock on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 2:39 PM

Thanks fellas.

Very insightful Brent. A little creepy how insightful, but thanks nonetheless. It wouldn't be Natty Sci material if it wasn't creepy in some way.

Wes, its Desert Fox. ROAR. Stupid Red October.

I'll be sure to ROAR it up downtown tonight.

Since my birthday once again falls on the day of the Pegasus Parade, it reminds me of childhood... camping out along Broadway for good seats, while my grandma swatted away homeless folk with a newspaper, watching the parade, making fun of midgets, and then going to Ryan's for a buffet that I would eventually vomit because I ate too much. Oh, the good ole days...

Brock on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 2:46 PM

Wes, thus far its Ty and his girl, a couple of my cousins, some of Ty's buddies, possibly Katie, and of course myself and Michelle the leper (that's another story).

Its the Paddock. Its going to be crowded, but from what I hear (Ty and Brent), its a good time. Its a good reason to get the misses out, get her a new hat, and drink. Ty has a this elaborate strategy of sneaking booze in... something about a pregnant woman, stilts, and Matthew McConaughey.

Brent and Phil, you two should get out too. We can discuss my failures to bring dinosaurs back.

Brent on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 2:48 PM

Im going to go to the paddock with my friend Mindi, we usually just walk around till we find a nice trash can to call homebase.

If it isn't creepy, it isn't NattySci.

Phil on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 2:49 PM

we haven't heard from joe since noon yesterday. i just checked bodog and you can bet on it:

Arrested - 4/1
Hospitalized - 7/2
Declared a threat to national security and deported - 15/1
Wandered into West Baltimore and killed - 8/1
Too busy working to get on the internet - 90/1

Brock on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 2:50 PM

Nice, we can meet up at some point.

If only Chris were going, he could puke on said trash can to mark Natty Sci territory.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 2:52 PM

I'd suspect that to be Bmac, he'll get about 3 feet of sweet air while dry humping you.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 2:55 PM

Brock are you doing anything tonight?

Jay on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 3:25 PM

That definitely sounds like something B-mac would do.

Phil on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 4:04 PM

speaking of top gun, i knew it was only a matter of time until one of those homos came out of the closet: http://www.starpulse.com/news/index...t_as_a_lesbian_

Bigworm on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 4:34 PM

Jay are you coming in town this week?

Brock on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 6:46 PM

Yes, I will be consuming mucho beer.

Jay on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 7:01 PM

No, I have to work on the house.

joe on Thursday, April 30, 2009 at 8:00 PM

Out of body drunken experiences.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 8:54 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/extra/mma...tory?id=4119724

Jose Canseco to attempt MMA.

Anyone else hope he gets his ass beat?

douglas on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 9:53 AM

so i finally fucking closed yesterday, spent all day moving shit myself, movers are coming today at 3, so as of tonight i'm back in the east end officially. i've spent my last night in smokolona

Brock on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 9:57 AM

Welcome back to civilization.

Phil on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 11:52 AM

So are out of body drunken experiences like the opposite of a black out?

Phil on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 12:04 PM

i'm wavering between hamdemic and aporkalypse on what to call the swine flu.

Phil on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 2:13 PM

i think the word has gotten out on the grilled chicken. everytime i've gone there they've been out of the breasts. those bitches.

Jay on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 3:50 PM

I wish it was easier to get my hands on some breasts too, Phil.

Jay on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 4:18 PM

My guilty pleasures have more to do with song's I shouldn't like

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/pers...ures/index.html

Phil on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 4:24 PM

speaking of guilty pleasures, i created a new post with my grilled tacos recipe. those tacos are so good that i want to take them behind a grade school and get them pregnant
http://nattysci.com/displaypost.aspx?post=131

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