CWP: Grilled Chicken Tacos

Ok, I'm bored and needed a new post. People have asked how I am able to make the best fucking tacos in the world, so here's the first installment of Cooking with Phil.

Stuff You Need

  • Ortega Family Taco Kit. Old El Paso is for fags
  • About a pound of chicken. I use chicken tenderloins so I don't gotta pound the chicken breast. If you got the one with a shit ton of shells and soft taco stuff then you'll need 1.5lbs of chicken.
  • Some vegetable oil
  • Kraft Mexican / Taco Shredded Cheese
  • Some lettuce and tomatoes if you wanna get all fancy
  • Meat thermometer
  • Water

Directions

Part 1: Cooking the Chicken

Remember to wash you hands after touching the chicken or else you'll get sick and die.

  1. Turn the oven to 350 degrees to get that shit ready for taco shells
  2. Put the taco shells on a baking sheet so you can toss them into the oven when the time comes
  3. If you got chicken breasts instead of chicken tenders (you fool!) then pound that shit until it's 1" thick.
  4. Put some vegetable oil in a pan and turn it up to medium-high
  5. Once it starts smoking throw that chicken on there
  6. Cook on each side for two minutes
  7. After it's done searing the outside a bit, turn the heat down to medium-low. Cover it and let it cook the middle of the chicken. It's done when it hits like 165 degrees.
  8. Take it out and cut into chicken taco sized cubes
  9. Drain whatever grease is in that pan. we gonna use it in a sec...

Part 2: Pop that Taco.

Ok, so now we have the chicken. Time to finish the job.

  1. Ok, pour the water and the taco seasoning mix into the pan and mix in the cubed up chicken. Turn the heat back up to medium and stir
  2. Put the shells into the oven and cook for about three and a half minutes
  3. Keep stirring the taco stuff until it's thick and coated all the chicken. That's the taco popping. It usually only takes about the same time as it takes to cook the shells.
  4. Put the cheese in a bowl along with the lettuce and tomatoes.

Bam, yummy chicken tacos, bitches. If you want to be normal, grab the angus ground chuck from kroger. That's the best taco making meat.

Posted by Phil on May 1st, in the afternoon | 631 comments

Comments

Phil on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 5:56 PM

kinda fun spelling game:
http://deepleap.org/

Bigworm on Friday, May 01, 2009 at 10:39 PM

Phil - The angus ground chuck is the best taco meat by far. I've substituted with the 93/7 kroger brand and no it's not as tasty but it's not to bad.

Brock on Saturday, May 02, 2009 at 12:06 AM

So everyone is home alone on Derby Eve? Really?

I just rolled into down and I brought hell with me.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, May 02, 2009 at 1:19 PM

Fucking gay ass job. Why the fuck did I have to pick something like medicine for a career where I would have to work weekends and holidays? Wait these fellows don't count Derby as a holiday. Why the fuck don't they work it then. Fuck them. So let's discuss a weekend when I'm not working like part of Memorial Day weekend. Anything going on then? Isn't it like an official Natty Sci holiday for Brodie's birthday or something? By the way, happy belated birthday, Brock, you old fuck.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, May 02, 2009 at 1:22 PM

Brock, Joe and I have noticed that problem the last few years. All you people are getting old and gay. We've gone out the last few Derby Eve's, but could never convince anyone else to come. We did get Phil out last year, though. This year we got fucked and he is out of town while I'm stuck on call. I think that's enough ranting from me. Happy fucking Derby day.

joe on Saturday, May 02, 2009 at 4:40 PM

I got drunk last night and heckled todd macullouch. He is a retired 7 footer from the nba and now a pinball champion

Bigworm on Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 10:16 AM

I was wanting to go out last night, but didn't get a return text from Velarde (don't know if you made plans or not) so I just read on embryology instead.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 10:23 AM

That's about the gayest thing I've ever heard. I think it beats I'm not going to anything for Derby becuase I have to paint. Hell there were still fags (literally) partying at 0530 this morning at connections while I was going in to work. IF you can't tell, I'm a little bitter for working this weekend and taking care of drunk drivers who break their spine in half. This fucking bitch is such a professional drinker that she was following commands while on a pretty good dose of a medicine used to put people under anesthesia. I love my fucking job.

Brock on Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 11:44 AM

Actual texts I got from Lynnie yesterday:

"Where are you?"
"Anything going on tonight?"
"Anything going on tonight?"
"You passed out?"
"Going out drinking anywhere?"

Gotta tease you man. It was Derby day!
Answers:

"Churchill Downs"
"Yes, drinking"
"Of course"
"Not yet"
"Already drinking"

My first time for a live Kentucky Derby. Good times.

Phil on Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 12:50 PM

yeah, i think i was already passed out by the time that last "going out drinking anywhere?" was sent.

i commended my neighbors for being up drinking at midnight after being in the infield all day.

mowgli on Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 2:08 PM

Anyone catch the Pacquiao/Hatton fight?

joe on Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 4:06 PM

Baltimore is getting old. Every one bailed on me for the derby so I drank by myself for a while and then we reconvened later and played spades in teh hotel lobby drinking cocoa and eating chewy chips ahoy watching the basketball game. Lame.

Bigworm on Sunday, May 03, 2009 at 10:55 PM

Studying sucks, but it keeps me out of trouble.

Jerome on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 12:07 AM

Skinemax ain't got nothin' on TMC late night. Pass the kleenex and the crisco.

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 12:07 AM

I am ready to grab a beer whenever you are.

douglas on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 8:51 AM

i was one of the fags who painted this weekend. i had to get my ass moved in

douglas on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 8:52 AM

first year of my life where i did nothing derby related, i'll make up for it next year

adrian on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 9:37 AM

we registerd at twinspire.com to do some gambling. jessie put 15 bucks on Mine That Bird. Needless to say she won 400.00. Not bad at all. I of course pissed away 70 bucks on general quarters and chocolate candy.

Jay on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 10:03 AM

No you won't, douglas. Neither will I. Will have gay shit to do like working on the house or something. We all suck now.

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 10:20 AM

Well like I said, I am ready to hang out sometime. I have a mid-term tomorrow for statistics so unless you want to grab a beer after my class...pick a day.

mowgli on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 10:21 AM

quit bitching...make some time dammit...Cheryl still like to go out every once and a while...you can't paint every weekend!

mowgli on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 10:25 AM

Sorry. Cheryl and I still...

douglas on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 10:26 AM

if we had moved in 3 weeks ago like we were supposed to, we would've done a lot more, i had access to more derby/oaks tickets this year than i've had in a while, plus we were going to have a party possibly at the new place, but since we had to move in on oaks day it kinda killed the weekend. we've been living out of boxes for several months now so our first priority was to get settled in. now that i'm back in civilization i'll be a lot more apt to go out

douglas on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 10:27 AM

oh, and word of warning, if you have one of those whirlpool tubs, do not take a bubble bath with the jets on. sarah's idea for a romantic moment went very awry

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 10:43 AM

By far my favorite video on the net, an oldie but a goodie.

http://www.break.com/index/two_guys..._some_dude.html

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 10:44 AM

Douglas - you can adjust the amount of air that get's mixed into the jets. You need to close the air valve. Mine is located on the top of the tub and is a twist knob.

douglas on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 11:04 AM

yeah, we're just not gonna use bubbles anymore, much safer and a lot less messy

Phil on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 11:25 AM

jay, staying home on derby day is not some red badge of honor for being in a relationship...

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 11:57 AM

Jay - I think you should test the relationship early and often. Go out and get fucking hammered then come home, tear up some carpet, pass out and don't do shit the next day around the house. See if she loves you for you or if she loves the man she is going to turn you into.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 12:39 PM

I still think painting and moving are a shit ass excuse for not doing anything on Derby. Get your shit moved in the morning and do something later. Pick a different day to paint, the wall isn't fucking going anywhere.

As I tried to bring up earlier, is anything going on Memorial Day weekend? I got out of call on Sat and Sun, but still have call on that Mon. Are we celebrating Marc's birthday, or is he dead to us now?

Being old is no excuse. Especially on holidays. Suck it up.

Jay on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 1:08 PM

Wes-I am too big of a pussy to test that out.

On another note, I just walked back in from lunch and a girl at the desk said she was waiting for a big package. It made me chuckle.

Phil on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 1:17 PM

The derby party I was at was filled with people older than us with two or three kids. They still got smashed and jumped off the roof of the house into the inflatable boxing ring that was rented for the occasion.

Someone also brought white castles as their "dish" to the party.

Brent on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 2:19 PM

Maybe you guys could start throwing bunco parties and take up knitting.

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 2:22 PM

My classes end on 6/14 and I am taking the PCAT on 6/20 in the morning. I fully expect to be hammered say around 9 that night. It might get ugly...really ugly.

douglas on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 2:29 PM

bunco's the shit!

Brock on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 2:31 PM

Michelle has leprosy and still went to Derby. Top that! Those nutjobs worried about swine flu didn't see it coming.

I'm down for a camping trip for Memorial Day weekend. I could paint, or work on the bar, or play with a new puppy, or study, or cure cancer, or move boxes, but what's the fun in that?

Has anyone been to Cedar Point? Its pretty fun, but it'll be a zoo then.

Keep me posted.

mowgli on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 2:44 PM

We could just try to get the whole crew together some place and get smashed, for old time sakes.

douglas on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 2:45 PM

best idea yet

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 3:04 PM

I'm down!!!

douglas on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 3:56 PM

we need another flood so we can go canoeing in the front yard

Brock on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 3:57 PM

Who constitutes the "whole crew," so I know whom to personally pester.

mowgli on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 4:08 PM

"Natty Sci" in general, but I don't discriminate...whoever wants to join in the festivities!

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 4:15 PM

Abby tells me it would be good to have a guys night out at a sports bar monthly. She is a damn genius.

mowgli on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 4:29 PM

I'm bout it bout it!!!

douglas on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 4:41 PM

i'm glad abby told you this, but that's probably something you should figure out on your own. if i didn't play poker several times a month i'd go insane

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 4:58 PM

Douglas - I work, be a father/husband and study. That is all I do right now and even though I enjoy it, it sucks too....so Abby being supportive and telling me I should go out with the guys when I should probably be home with her is a good thing IMO.

So where do you homos want to hang out first and when?

Bigworm on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 4:58 PM

Tuesdays are out for me, I have class that night.

Brock on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 7:28 PM

Have fun hanging out with the homos.

Marc on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 8:14 PM

It is I, Brodie. Alas, I am posting beyond my apparent death. But I shall be resurrected as a 30 year old drunk ass. If you all want to get smashed on memorial day weekend, prior to my birthday on the 26th, I'd think that would be fun. I am in need of it, believe me. And it may be good practice for all these upcoming Bachelor parties I assume are coming soon (or Wes's man-playdates.)

Phil on Monday, May 04, 2009 at 11:55 PM

we are still waiting on the brodie housewarming party

douglas on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 8:37 AM

happy cinco de mayo

Brock on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 9:29 AM

ROAR! Drink Tequila!

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 9:30 AM

Jerome you'll like this.

A country is fighting back against the Pirates and believe it or not, the French opened up a can of whoop ass. Frenchies 1 Pirates 0.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518788,00.html

mowgli on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 9:35 AM

Marcus Brodie!!! Your still alive! What ideas do you have for Memorial Day?

Brock - What ideas do you have?

Jerome on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 9:44 AM

The FRENCH? But they're a bunch of wusses. Does that mean the Pirates are too or are those poodles manning up for once?

Phil on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 9:46 AM

speaking of being french, a wuss and a butt pirate - i hear there is a photo of big jay on facebook where he is having makeup applied. Someone please confirm or deny this.

douglas on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 10:02 AM

confirmed, although it looks like a halloween costume in his defense

Phil on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 10:05 AM

so he went as a fruitcake for halloween?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 10:15 AM

Or as himself? Was it some kind of Rocky Horror Picture Show inspired costume, if so, that is totally gay.

Jerome - I find it funny that once that Pirates are fighting somebody else that is armed with something other than a knife or water hose the fucking lay it down.

Of course, the French might be manning the fuck up as well.

Phil on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 10:16 AM

the french haven't been fucking around with the pirates for a while now I thought. Weren't they the first to send in special forces on their asses?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 10:19 AM

I think so Philco. Maybe the French are just fighting bigger pussies than themselves.

Phil on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 11:13 AM

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Movie As "Fun, Watchable"
http://www.theonion.com/content/vid...ource=a-section

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 1:42 PM

Shia LaBeouf is kind of fucked up.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518857,00.html

Phil on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 2:27 PM

good Malcolm Gladwell piece on the full court press:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/...currentPage=all

douglas on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 3:40 PM

good article

Phil on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 3:47 PM

reading malcolm gladwell articles make me feel smarter

Phil on Tuesday, May 05, 2009 at 10:57 PM

forde has a good article on that sidney dude that no one wanted but Miss State:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...mp;sportCat=ncb

Brock on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 1:53 AM

60oz Margaritas good!

Jay on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 8:03 AM

Wes, I'm jealous. And the makeup was for a goth valentines day party. It was still super gay.

Phil on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 10:14 AM

i think i have the swine flu. that or my allergies are really bad. it could go either way at this point.

douglas on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 10:53 AM

i was supposed to go to mexico for the honeymoon, but now b/c of the swine, i'm waiting to reserve anything until i find out it'd dying. i'm starting to hear it a little bit, i'm also hoping prices go down

douglas on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 10:56 AM

hey wes, looking like bledsoe to UK:
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/...271764/14886936

we'll know for sure in about five minutes

douglas on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 11:21 AM

and it's official

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 2:12 PM

http://health.msn.com/health-topics...4&Gt1=31036

Whoohoo!!! We're #1!

Allergies fucking suck.

Phil on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 2:14 PM

so i might just be home with allergies, not the swine flu?

douglas on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 3:04 PM

free KFC chicken coupon:
http://www.unthinkfc.com/

Phil on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 5:15 PM

Oprah KFC Coupon Riot
http://gawker.com/5242778/oprah-kfc-coupon-riot

Brock on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 9:09 PM

Screw Miss State and UK. Stole Riek and Bledsoe from the Bearcats. Well, at least we can't get worse.

Brock on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 9:23 PM

MEMORIAL WEEKEND PROPOSAL

Alright, some have asked if I had any ideas for Memorial Day weekend. Michelle was kind enough to remind me of something we used to do for the long weekend up in Cincy.

http://www.morganscanoe.com/ftancie...mping/index.cfm

This is the campground literally on the shore of the Little Miami River. The campsites are gigantic. We would get about a dozen 4-person tents in one site + cars. It was a pretty big event: about 20-30 people. We would rent two campsites: one on the river and another across the road. The tents would go on the back one so it was quieter and then we would use the campsite on the river for cooking, horseshoes, drinking games, and riding bikes across the river (don't do this, it ruins your bike).

The highlight of the trip was the float. Since the campground also runs a canoe livery, they had buses running back and forth and we would just pay them a few bucks, grab our inner tubes and coolers, and ride up about 5 miles from the campground and then float down the river. I may be mistaken, but I believe there is a spot where you can rope swing from a tree and jump into the river.

The other advantage to this campground is the bike trail from Cincy to Yellow Spring runs along the river on the opposite shore and you can bike that for miles if you want.

Its an idea. We always had a blast doing it, but I was never responsible for organizing the campsite or anything. If we could get a serious group together, it would be worth seeing if they had any sites available (which they may not being so close to Memorial weekend).

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 10:16 PM

Brock - Riek is a shady situation, word on the street be he couldn't get qualified at Cinci so he left.

Brock on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 11:33 PM

The biggest rumor is that he received improper money and has to repay it before he can play. Irregardless, a 7'2" monster who is actually mobile would have been nice.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 06, 2009 at 11:39 PM

Yeah but the kid and handlers are beyond shady. He is something like 25 now, he was older than 18 while playing HS kids and he is a pretty good player but I am sure M$U will foot the bill.

Brent on Thursday, May 07, 2009 at 9:45 AM

Burkett, do you have Clegg's phone number? I need to call him about a bike...if you have it, could you email to my yahoo account, eurobrent at yahoo.

Jerome on Thursday, May 07, 2009 at 12:36 PM

Damn. A guy goes out for some chicken and comes back to find out that Manny got suspended for doping!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...lb/05/07/manny/

douglas on Thursday, May 07, 2009 at 2:07 PM

doggy "lord of the flies"

douglas on Thursday, May 07, 2009 at 2:07 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,519290,00.html

Phil on Thursday, May 07, 2009 at 3:03 PM

only manny would get busted for using a woman's fertility drug

Phil on Thursday, May 07, 2009 at 3:04 PM

the joke that I liked about that was "Just another case of Manny being Mommy"

joe on Thursday, May 07, 2009 at 4:32 PM

school's out. I'll be home tomorrow. We had a graduation today at work and the course manger referred to me as trouble. My crew of a small group I named the VA chapter of team awesome, I stole it from wes, threw a karaoke party at teh local watering hole for teh VA. We talked to the bar and rented our own karaoke DJ and took donations and made a profit we put towards the tip for the DJ. It was basically like taking over shenanigans with VA people. The bartender picked up a lot of team awesomes bar tab because she made bank on this party. We are VA training academy legends now. The bar and teh karaoke DJ made an agreement to make this an unofficial VA training event. there are something like 4 training academies a year in baltimore and close to 200 people attend a session and we rocked it out.

Phil on Thursday, May 07, 2009 at 5:31 PM

/begins a slow clap

Phil on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 12:41 AM

here's come the crazy from one of the cowboy signees
http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnew...found-them.html

Phil on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 12:43 AM

er i guess he's second year. still nuts

douglas on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 8:00 AM

go team awesome

joe on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 8:14 AM

I should have booked an earlier flight. I got 3.5 more hours till departure. I did put up 127 points in pop a shot at ESPN zone last night, the D-I basketball player only put up 75. Man I'm bored.

douglas on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 9:24 AM

so ricky p might be looking to get out of dodge again for the open sacramento job:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?sl...o&type=lgns

It'll be interesting to see if this has legs or not, normally i'd say not a chance in hell, he should retire at UofL, but with this extortion thing possibly blowing up locally, it might be a wise move....

Bigworm on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:01 AM

I don't think these people are going to win parent's of the year anytime soon.

http://www.break.com/index/toddler-...-alligator.html

douglas on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:05 AM

so joe just saw billy gillispie at the baltimore airport, trying to think of any jobs open there, or if he's just getting a leg up on the preakness

Bigworm on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:05 AM

Just got the same text.

He loves the ponies.

Bigworm on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:09 AM

Joe - As a card carrying member (really I am) of team awesome (membership no. 0002) I salute you and your efforts.

Always remember the slogan - "When logic and reason are fogotten, you can always count on the powers of AWESOME!"

Bigworm on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:24 AM

I heard this version of Lollipop on Xm yesterday, pretty good one if you ask me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbUR0SRceD0

Bigworm on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:32 AM

Same song from above, without the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fha3AntrYSM

Phil on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 11:35 AM

Area Girlfriend, Boyfriend Achieve Perfect Mother-Son Relationship
http://www.theonion.com/content/new...ource=a-section

joe on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 3:02 PM

he flew to louisville with me

douglas on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 3:27 PM

so there's shitty weather, but anyone got any plans?

Jerome on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 3:30 PM

swimmin' hole!

douglas on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 3:49 PM

joe, call me if your house starts flooding

joe on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 3:49 PM

I have 17 days worth of dirty clothes I'm working on.

Phil on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 3:54 PM

the natty sci weather service says it gonna rain sideways
http://www.nattysci.com/weather

douglas on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 3:57 PM

belski's saying on the radio that if this storm doesn't weaken we're looking at another hurricane ike, so anyone that just got their limbs picked up be prepared to start all over

joe on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 4:16 PM

It rains in baltimore for a week and this morning the sun comes out and I come home to this? God is spiting me for something.

douglas on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 4:17 PM

he's been trying to kill you for years now, he's even going across state lines now

Brent on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 6:49 PM

Patterson has withdrawn his name from the NBA draft! Go Cats.

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...+from+NBA+Draft

Phil on Friday, May 08, 2009 at 10:06 PM

say what you will about the whale going to carolina, but you can't beat playoff hockey at Carolina. great fans.

and you know who else i like? the storm squad. they make me happy in my pants
http://hurricanes.nhl.com/team/app/...p;bcid=rad7D589

Phil on Saturday, May 09, 2009 at 3:50 AM

great moments in drinking alone:

diet coke + jack + mystery, alaska on netflix on demand = woooooooooooooooooo poooooooooooooooooooooooow

douglas on Saturday, May 09, 2009 at 11:17 PM

if anyone cares, hunter cantwell is getting engaged next week on a trip to Colorado with his girlfriend, poor bastard. he used his free agent $ to buy a huge rock apparently. guy i work with is his future uncle in law

adrian on Sunday, May 10, 2009 at 8:12 AM

This post is brought to you from my new macbook ...

Phil on Sunday, May 10, 2009 at 12:26 PM

play him off, keyboard cat is my favorite thing in the world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVcM...YkuQ14&NR=1

i like this one too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAep...feature=related

Jay on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 7:31 AM

Just putting the word out there, I'm moving this Saturday, if anyone is free to help.

douglas on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 1:22 PM

damn site killa

joe on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 1:55 PM

This place dead, anybody see Pete?

Bigworm on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 1:56 PM

She makes me feel dumb.

http://www.kentucky.com/181/story/790221.html

Brock on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 2:13 PM

So was anyone interested in something for Memorial Weekend?

douglas on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 2:37 PM

dude robbed a liquor store and shot a dude in the head with a BB gun to get street cred so he could be a rapper:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...11091cred1.html

Tiffany on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 2:54 PM

Brock,
I know Marc wants to do something since he has to work on his actual birthday. As for ideas on what, we dont have any.

Brock on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 2:59 PM

A few days ago I posted something about a camping trip up to the Little Miami River.

If that's not appealing, I don't mind Mammoth Cave, LBL, or Green River.

This would be easier if one of you rich bastards had a boat....

hmmm... a houseboat would be different (and dangerous), but if Chris, Jay, and I didn't die from rowing across a lake in a raft with speedboats buzzing around, we could probably manage a houseboat.

Time is ticking... I think Michelle tried contacting the campground up in Ohio, so I'll let you all know if that's even feasible.

joe on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 3:17 PM

I'll check my calendar. In my experiences, the float trip is always fun.

Phil on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 3:37 PM

stew is on his way to Afghanistan today. Probably stopping in Ireland and Romania on the way.

Phil on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 5:19 PM

Montrell Jones featured on new reality show
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2009/5...featured-on-new

Brock on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 6:14 PM

Another Memorial Weekend idea: Softball tournament.

I'm sure any tournaments are filled by now, but someone mentioned that at work, so I thought I'd throw it out there.

Phil on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 6:42 PM

we could also buy some exercise balls and practice doing this:
http://img2.pict.com/01/18/06/f2cc3.../SOqD0/2zcg.gif

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 10:04 PM

First one to break their neck wins?

Jay on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 8:40 AM

We'll be fine, you're a doctor.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:08 AM

Jay is Bellarmine already out of school?

douglas on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:12 AM

they had graduation over the weekend, as did like every college

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:14 AM

yeah i just pulled them up online.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:19 AM

Douglas - is your friend in pharmacy school at Sullivan hating life yet?

douglas on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:23 AM

honestly don't know, haven't seen her nearly as much. she's really sarah's friend more so than mine, so i don't know how much she's talked to her. i saw her last week when some of her friends went out to dinner for her birthday, but i didn't talk to her about pharmacy school. is it kicking your ass or something? you're just doing pre-reqs aren't you?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:29 AM

I'm just doing pre-reqs and no they aren't kicking my ass. I had my midterms already. For Anatomy and Physiology the class average on the exam was a 61%, I had a 93% and for statistics I got a 100% on my midterm.

Next quarter I am taking public speaking at Sullivan and trying to figure out where I will be taking microbiology at....either at Spencerian or Bellarmine to finish up my pre-reqs.

douglas on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:35 AM

aren't you a model student...good job...you need a public speaking pre req for pharmacy school?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:37 AM

yeah believe it or not for Sullivan you do. The problem is I never took a single communications course so I can't even substitute it out.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:40 AM

I think I have a fair shot at getting in as long as I don't fuck up the PCAT.

The average GPA's for Sullivan's first two classes are 3.25 and 3.39. I calculated my math and science GPA to be 3.39+ and after A's in these two classes it will push it up to 3.45. I left Bellarmine with a 3.39 cumulative GPA and my three classes in UofL grad school will help since I left with a 3.70 GPA from there.

Sullivan is my first choice, but if I can't get in there I'll have to look elsewhere I guess.

douglas on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:44 AM

god damn michael phelps:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/0510200...romp_168587.htm

douglas on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:51 AM

i'm sure you'll get in, especially now since the program is still so new, they're probably not going to turn down good applicants, in an effort to raise awareness of the program in the area

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:51 AM

I hope not, but I am sure there are a lot of locals applying that might be on the cusp of getting in at UK.

Phil on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 10:58 AM

neat. the courier journal updated their crime section. not the best UI, but good enough
http://datacenter.courier-journal.c...community/crime

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 11:29 AM

John wall down to 2?

http://www.zagsblog.com/

Barry on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 11:42 AM

either burket, did you know josh caldwell died 3 years ago? I was trying to look him up and found a page dedicated to him, but I couldn't find any explanation of what happened. did you guys ever hear anything? do you know who i am talking about?

joe on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 12:04 PM

vaguely sounds familiar.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Jay - are you on campus at all this summer?

Barry on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 1:37 PM

he was 2 yrs ahead of us. in my freshman pe class. on a basketball team in pe with me and carrico.

Brock on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 3:08 PM

All this talk of pre-reqs, GPA's, application, and midterms makes me cringe at the thought of ever going back to school.

joe on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 3:34 PM

I have no ambition to go back to school. I wouldn't mind going back for more training in Baltimore.

Joanna on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 4:04 PM

Brock- Chris and I are interested in doing something memorial day weekend Fri-SUn at least. He's on call Monday. Just let us know. This will give me an excuse to get more camping equipment!

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 4:10 PM

I was actually scared that my science GPA might not be good enough....but I will be competitive atleast.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Pretty much tells you how much I love my job anymore when I'd rather go to pharmacy school then keep working here.

joe on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 4:17 PM

Laura and I could be down for memorial day weekend. Friday night is a question mark I think, Saturday, Sunday into Monday we are game. I think Laura has some horse show thing on Friday during the day at the horse park which could tamper with a Friday departure time. We will see.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 4:21 PM

Anybody doing anything this weekend?

douglas on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 4:34 PM

kaelyn's got a sleepover saturday night at a friend's house so i'm actually free both nites

Jay on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 9:04 PM

Wes-I'm not on campus during the summer. They even take my keys.

Michelle and I might be up for some camping. Might be. We will be in louisville that weekend regardless so if there is a party or something we're down.

Phil on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 9:26 PM

god damn it, i thought they stopped running this gay ad, but sure enough i just saw it during the bruins game. they better show the carolina ice girls soon because my winkie is an unhappy camper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ

Phil on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 11:06 PM

Rockstar is making like a Western grand theft auto. I have something to live for:
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/982/982182p1.html

Phil on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 at 11:35 PM

can't.stop.laughing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc

Tiffany on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 8:48 AM

Thanks Phil, you just destroyed productivity here for an hour.

Jay on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 9:41 AM

Apparently, 31% of Bellarmine's graduating class is graduating with honors. What the heck! That is really high.

joe on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 10:05 AM

Bellarmine must have lowered their standards after I left.

douglas on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 10:11 AM

they must've gotten even nerdier now that we're gone

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 10:29 AM

Well I can say without a doubt, that there will be no other chemistry majors (or science majors in general) that partied like we did....every single week.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 10:34 AM

Jay - I'll be meeting with Dr. Holt next week so if you were going to be on campus I was going to stop by.

douglas on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 10:39 AM

this is funny:
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 10:44 AM

Good find Douglas.

Jay on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 11:51 AM

That would be cool. Will you be there in the fall at all? I'll be teaching there 3 nights a week.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 1:01 PM

Nope, but I can always stop by sometime.

joe on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 1:32 PM

We have this thing at work where we have to redact personal identifiable information from documents we keep at our desks. This means you cross it out with a black marker. Chick I work with just said the word redact makes her think of dinosaurs and breastfeeding. How do you respond to that?

douglas on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 1:33 PM

tell her she must have one ugly baby

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 2:34 PM

Or you could have quipped that it makes you think of nailing some chick in the ass and slapped her ass and asked her what she's doing?

A foot race to HR ensues.

Brock on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 3:27 PM

Appetite for Destruction - GNR Cover Band - $10

Worth it?

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 3:28 PM

Never heard them before but I think it would be.

The only way it would be better is if it was a GNR cover band comprised of midgets.

joe on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 3:42 PM

I bet they are better then the current GNR

joe on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 4:14 PM

people discussing doing something this weekend, I'd be down for something friday night if I can walk after our dodgeball tournament.

Phil on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 4:25 PM

this headline on the nytimes made me chuckle
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/12/o...tml?_r=1&em

Phil on Wednesday, May 13, 2009 at 4:34 PM

malcolm gladwell and the sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ns/090513/part1

joe on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 8:05 AM

new pet peeve, people at work who put thermoses and insulated coolers in the fridge. Defeats the purpose.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 8:11 AM

Friday night sounds like a good night to go out and celebrate another dodge ball victory. DO you remember our last outing after dodgeball? I don't.

joe on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 8:22 AM

Phil's B-day party!

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 8:45 AM

exactly

Bigworm on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 9:38 AM

Hmmmm, what time does dodgeball end?

joe on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 9:44 AM

When we say it does because we are dodgeball gods. Starts at 6 so probably no later then 8 or 8:30.

douglas on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 9:44 AM

who are you playing dodgeball with? that shit is fun

joe on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 9:51 AM

Defending our title at the LAC with a team of doctors and medical sales people. I am the outsider that they allowed in.

douglas on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 10:38 AM

i love being the ringer

joe on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 10:50 AM

I don't know about being the ringer on this team, 2 played minor league baseball, one played college football, then there is me and Chris and another guy who played college baseball and then our 7th player. I am just the youth on the team.

douglas on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 11:04 AM

very interesting, apparently the C-J edited a photo of karen sypher supporters that were at the courthouse yesterday, and cut out a sign in their picture that said "what's the price of an abortion" being held up by sypher's son....once again giving credence to the fact that the louisville media is completely covering this up...there's also a sign in the background where the only thing you see is "right to..." which of course could be "right to life"...
http://new.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=19325

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 1:59 PM

Dodgeball kicks ass. One of our former baseball players got replaced by a former high school basketball player and a fairly good softball player. We're throwing the gauntlet down. Planning on wearing our championship shirts from the last outing. Douglas, you can probably get a team together to play. I think all you have to do is show up and sign in to get in the tournament

joe on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 2:12 PM

I'm not a firm believer in wearing our championship t-shirts. You mean I have to take it out of the frame on my wall?

douglas on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 2:18 PM

a little too late notice now, but it is fun as shit. i played in bellarmine's intramurals last year with some guys from my MBA class, and I was one of the younger ones. it was hilarious being the old guys that took it just a little too seriously, it was even better nailing co-eds in the face with a ball

Phil on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 2:29 PM

happy days.

A Special Balls Deep Message To The Class Of 2009
http://deadspin.com/5251547/a-speci...e-class-of-2009

My favorite part:
Don't get married just because there's a run on weddings. Happens to every group of friends, particularly women friends. Someone gets married off in your little group, then a bunch of your friends do likewise. It's like a run on wide receivers in the late second round of your fantasy draft. Do not get swept up in this.

joe on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 2:34 PM

has any one heard from B-Mac in a while?

douglas on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 2:40 PM

funny you ask, and phil, your post is very timely. he took the plunge too, poor bastard

Phil on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 2:43 PM

man, that article was the highlight of my week so far. it even had keyboard cat

joe on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 2:44 PM

I was wondering if anyone had heard. He called me Sunday. I didn't want to put a spoiler alert on my post if he had more people to call.

Jay on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 3:05 PM

I told you not to spread it Douglas. You're patient zero in the current outbreak. Wes and Chris were contained cases. Now everyone has the disease. Just kidding, Baby, I love you!

douglas on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 3:10 PM

i do blame myself, what i did was unforgivable. before i pussied out joe's house was still a bachelor pad, bmac quivered at the thought of marriage, and i still had my balls. at least i don't live in okolona anymore, so i got that going for me

douglas on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 3:10 PM

deadspin picked up on that link i had earlier about sypher:
http://deadspin.com/5254487/so-this...ck-pitinoupdate

see if this thing gets any legs...

Bigworm on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 3:49 PM

Douglas - Is it worth your balls to be out of Smokolona?

douglas on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 4:17 PM

yeah, cuz when i was out in okolona i wasn't using them much anyway, at least now i drive less

Bigworm on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 4:27 PM

Classic.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 8:07 PM

Speaking of losing your balls, there should be some bachelor parties coming up. Who are the best men that are in charge of these things and what kind of ideas do they have yet?

joe on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 8:15 PM

bi-mon-sci-fi-con

Bigworm on Thursday, May 14, 2009 at 8:55 PM

I am viewing this site through my new 23 inch widescreen monitor.

Sweet!!!

Phil on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 12:04 AM

you know what we need to do? all you can eat hooters.

just saying

Phil on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 12:33 AM

Maria Verchenova makes me feel weird in my pants

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 1:25 AM

Amateur storm chaser catches twister.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/20...ado-723234.html

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 8:26 AM

We are dodgeball gods! Our captain was at the gym this morning and he overheard a couple guys talking. The conversation went a little like this

Dodgeball hopeful: You going to play dodgeball tonight?
Pussy: No, I played last time.
Dodgeball hopeful: So what happend?
Pussy: They hired some professional team to come play. I don't know where they got them, but they were slaughtering teams left and right. And when they hit you, it fucking hurt.
Dodgeball hopeful: They sound good. Maybe I shouldnt't even try to play then.

That may be somewhat embellished, but I will say, it sounds like we have a reputation to live up to.

joe on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 8:53 AM

We are awesome

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 9:42 AM

Or they are just pussies.

Chris - I have a paper that I am going to try to write tonight and as long as I am not hopped up on meds (allergies) I'll be out drinking.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 10:06 AM

What you meant to say was you're going to finish your paper while getting doped up on allergy meds and then go out drinking. And if you don't finish your paper there's still the rest of the weekend. I don't really see what one has to do with the other because you can always wash your pills down with a beer. It sounds like a good combo to me. I think that's what cured me last weekend. After being in bed for a couple of days, a few shots of bourbon seemed to clear things right up.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 10:07 AM

The Big Rock Show is playing a come-back gig tonight at Gerstle's, and we were thinking about hitting it up.

douglas on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 10:59 AM

finally a reason to go to china:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520290,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 12:05 PM

Fuck it why not.

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 12:08 PM

Being stopped up is one thing, but if my nose is running like a faucet that is another.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 12:44 PM

That's what your sleeve is for

joe on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 12:58 PM

So I have accumulated 18 vacation days in my 2 and a half years at the VA and I get 4 hours more leave every 2 weeks. What should I do with my time?

joe on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 1:17 PM

So I am reviewing a file for post traumatic stress disorder. The exam answers the question about thought content with "unremarkable, homicidal ideation." I don't think there is anything unremarkable about homicidal ideation.

joe on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 1:24 PM

RIP Wayman Tisdale

Phil on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 1:38 PM

(416): Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.

douglas on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 1:44 PM

what's that from?

Phil on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM

textsfromlastnight

Phil on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 2:03 PM

.com

Phil on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 2:08 PM

i just reread the balls deep 2009 graduation speech again. it just makes me happy

Weekends will stop being fun.
During weekdays, you get to sit at a desk and look at Keyboard Cat videos.

During the weekend, you get to pull weeds, install smoke detectors, and feed screaming children. Guess which part of the week is more enjoyable? HAPPY MONDAY, FUCKO.

douglas on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 2:44 PM

(202): i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady

i saw this text and immediately thought of joe puking on his birthday at o'shea's while he was using the open trash can to hold himself up and puking on the side of it.

joe on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 2:51 PM

I thought flower pot at UNC

douglas on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 2:58 PM

i missed that one

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 3:15 PM

(480): just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.

Phil on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 3:22 PM

this is my alltime favorite one
(604): I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 3:24 PM

Maybe this was my logic when I was racing booze in my system going to Burket's house.

(510): my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 3:27 PM

Phil - was this you?

(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

Tiffany on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 3:27 PM

(803): My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 3:30 PM

Maybe natty sci is really Irish?

(314): Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.

douglas on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 3:48 PM

i miss college:

(805): Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!

douglas on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 3:57 PM

(702): I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

joe on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 4:00 PM

The classiness that is Natty Sci:

Back story (This was a joke, not an actual pick up attempt. She was part of the crew that did damage in Baltimore and I met her boyfriend and she knows I have a girlfriend):

So in Baltimore I won an auction in class for some premium mint M & M’s (they were green). The girl next to me wanted some M & M’s so I said you “know what they say about the green M & M’s, and these ones are the premium ones.” She didn’t know green M & Ms are supposedly an aphrodisiac so it was more awkward then creepy.

joe on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 4:02 PM

Email conversation today:

Her: Never assume anyone is competent to spell correctly (with or w/out spell check), write a complete and coherent sentence, or correctly use the same verb tense throughout. I usually set people up for failure in my mind and I'm rarely disappointed.

Me: I get into trouble assuming people are competent too much. You know what they say when you assume? Well if you don't know I'm not going to explain, like the premium green M & M scenario. I think it is better you find out for yourself on the mean streets of Muskogee what things mean.

Her: I get into trouble when I impersonate police officers. Anyway, I do actually know what happens when you assume. I also know that excuses are like buttholes, and that close only counts in darts and hand grenades.

Me: Impersonating a police officer is fun until you can't find the car keys to steal the cop car, and that is why I stick with playing doctor. With my brother already being a doctor it is quite simple to acquire the proper supplies. Get your head out of the gutter.

Her: Boy your sense of humor is inappropriate.

Me: Inappropriate? I’m the nice guy of my friends back home. There is a reason they make a bourbon called Kentucky Gentleman.

douglas on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 4:04 PM

they also make fighting cock

joe on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 4:04 PM

dynamite drop in

joe on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 4:06 PM

Some how a large majority of you all are married or engaged and I have a girlfriend. They are definitely special women and by special I am thinking short bus with a helmet special.

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 4:32 PM

So what is the drink of choice tonight? Kentucky Gentleman for the hell of it?

Bigworm on Friday, May 15, 2009 at 4:42 PM

Remember guys, if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.

Jerome on Sunday, May 17, 2009 at 9:49 PM

Family Guy brought its A Game tonight

Jerome on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 8:15 AM

I'm a chaperon on my son's third grade class field trip on the Belle of Louisville. I wonder what the chances are for this trip turning into an episode of MILF island.

joe on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 8:38 AM

I have it recorded and can't wait to watch it.

As for Milf Island, slim to none. Should I leave work early and stowaway on the boat since I can pretty much see it from my cubicle?

Has anybody heard of the reality TV show that premieres on Thursday called Southern Belle: Louisville? It comes on Soap channel at 10 Thursday. It looks horrible but something addicting because it is Louisville.

douglas on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 9:17 AM

yeah, it's southern belles, i know one of the girls, she used to date some guys i knew in high school

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 11:07 AM

Joe - did you guys repeat?

Phil on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 11:14 AM

speaking of repeats, the never ever hockey championship game is tonight at 7:30 for those looking for a reason to drink

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 11:25 AM

you playing?

Phil on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 11:32 AM

i'll be playing

douglas on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 11:46 AM

(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 11:56 AM

Oh and Terminator Salvation is coming out. Anybody going to check it out this weekend?

mowgli on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 12:07 PM

I'm up for watching it, if anyone is interested.

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 12:15 PM

I like this one.

(212): Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!

Tiffany on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 12:43 PM

So are there any concrete plans for memorial day weekend?

Phil on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 1:35 PM

just got an e-mail. we take the ice at 7:45 and they'll drop the puck at 8:00. They got beer and pizza.

joe on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 1:48 PM

do they have their license to sell beer back or is it BYOB?

douglas on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 2:08 PM

kornheiser got canned from MNF and replaced by jon gruden

Phil on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 2:13 PM

the license is back. hooray!

the are being cheap by not carrying Vs.

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 3:27 PM

How did they loose their license?

And I am feeling like a thousand times better today. This weekend consisted of me being semi-awake and sleeping in a drug induced state. Damn the allergies.

Of course, Abby and I are kid free this coming up saturday night...but it sounds like a lot of people won't be around.

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 3:28 PM

shit, lose!

Brock on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 3:36 PM

Hey Wes, you know what's good for allergies? Alcohol... you pussy!

Brock on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 3:38 PM

Tiff, no concrete plans have unfolded for Memorial Weekend. I'm going to scope out some campgrounds online today. I know some folks from Vandy may be interested, so I'd like to make a decision soon.

joe on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 3:43 PM

they didn't pay taxes.

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 3:48 PM

That's the same thing Chris said. I guess I've gone soft in my old age.

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 3:50 PM

Joe - you going to hockey tonight?

joe on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 3:50 PM

I doubt it.

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 3:55 PM

Brock - How much longer do you have at Vandy?

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 4:03 PM

Did anybody know that Raw is in town tonight at Freedom Hall?

joe on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 4:05 PM

they are hyping the big show for tonight

Brock on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 4:32 PM

I have as long as it takes to find a better job.

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 4:32 PM

ABC cancels "Samantha Who?" as in who gives a shit.

douglas on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 4:51 PM

damn, there goes my night

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 5:04 PM

I knew you'd be heart broken douglas.

douglas on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 6:16 PM

just have to watch karen sypher on inside edition tonight instead:
http://new.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=19635

Bigworm on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 11:29 PM

Damn you SkyNet!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30810070

Phil on Monday, May 18, 2009 at 11:52 PM

my team got whooped so those who decided it would be dumb to come to it are very wise

Phil on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 12:35 AM

4019 Gloucester Rd sold for $175,000

Phil on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 1:38 AM

two ambulances and a firetruck in my parking lot

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 7:45 AM

Douglas - I have seen numerous reports of John Wall to UK breaking today.

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 7:54 AM

you beat me to it, i was about to say the same thing. that's a damn good way to start the day. if he's here, they're preseason top 3 w/o a doubt, he's that good.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 8:01 AM

Now if we can just get a move of venue for the Sypher-Pitino case to somewhere in Kentucky outside the Gene Snyder, Indiana or south of Kentucky in SEC country the world will be right again.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 8:29 AM

So that SOuthern Belles of Louisville show...one of the chick's on it is the daughter of the chairman of our department. What a fucking joke. Some of teh quotes out of the article about it in todays paper make me sick.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 8:36 AM

Joe, if we need a player for softball tonight, are you interested?

joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 8:41 AM

I'll see how I feel.

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 9:11 AM

what quotes? why is it a joke?

Tiffany on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 9:12 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...ONTPAGECAROUSEL

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 9:37 AM

Philco - How did your hockey game go?

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 10:29 AM

WWE vs. NBA, who will win?
http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/th...ope_at_the_wwe_

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 10:45 AM

Thanks, tiffany

Johnson is the girl waiting for her fiance to propose so she can start her life.

"I'm in a different place in life than the other girls because I'm looking to get engaged whereas the other girls are very much single," says Johnson, who grew up in Glenview. "That sets my character aside from the other girls. It's interesting, because they are telling me about their dates, and I'm: 'Been there, done that'; I'm really glad that that time period has passed."

Johnson is a real-estate agent but was born into money. In the premiere, she's portrayed as totally at peace with her privileged life, which includes flying to Chicago in a private plane to shop for engagement rings. Viewers get to sit in on a consultation in which the lowest-priced ring is $250,000.

"I just hope people really get to know the true me and don't (just) see the family house or the family stuff," she says. "I hope the audience gets to know me on a deeper level on that."


douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 10:55 AM

yeah, that won't happen. she'd be best served getting naked. i love the girls who come from money that are real estate agents. that's like the default part time job for chicks waiting on a ring on their way to becoming a housewife, so she can go to parties and say "yeah i'm a real estate agent" and be proud of herself

Phil on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 10:56 AM

the game was a whooping. we only had two lines. the other center has some issues getting back on defense and they put up 7 goals on while he was out there in the first period. the refs helped us out and we clawed back and lost 8-6.

then my dumb ass went and skated for another hour running drills and stuff with the c and c+ league dudes. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 11:06 AM

Were you a never ever sub or did you do that league this time?

Phil on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 11:23 AM

They only had 16 guys sign up so they took the shitty players from the advanced league and helped fill it out for the game. It was still pretty fun.

adrian on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 11:38 AM

can someone go to yahoo and tell me what school john wall picked. it is blocked at my work.

Barry on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 11:40 AM

he picked uk
change your pants goodloe's and douglas

adrian on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 11:41 AM

my season tickets last year were a waste of money. but this year coming up might be worth the 1200 dollars.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 12:14 PM

Is it a bad thing when you walk into an OR and the first thing you hear outof the surgeon's mouth is,"You better have some blood in the room."

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 1:38 PM

i've already changed my pants like 3 times today. the only way this gets better is if meeks decides to stay, which most likely he will with wall coming. it takes pressure off of him and frees him up. next year will be fucking unreal to watch, this is like '96 all over again

joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 1:44 PM

play a game first

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 1:48 PM

that's what UL fans said in '96 too

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 1:50 PM

they'll probably start out a bit slow though for real, a lot of new faces and new system, but they should be humming along by the end of the year. their biggest obstacle will be unreal expectations put on them by everybody, local and national media and fans. hard not to when you land one of, if not the greatest recruiting classes ever with two potential nba draft picks coming back

Phil on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 2:33 PM

the new sherlock holmes movies looks interesting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiBz...0lZ0&fmt=22

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 2:58 PM

Douglas - It does get better. Eric Bledsoe found out he qualified today.

adrian on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 3:06 PM

UK has to have the #1 recruiting class now.

Brock on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 3:38 PM

Since UK is like 3 over their scholarship limit, are there any worthwhile players that might be looking for a new school pretty soon?

joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 3:47 PM

I think UK is going to break UCLA's consecutive win streak over the next 3 years with this recruiting class.

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 4:06 PM

i think you're right, UK's good enough now for 7 championships in 3 years...

and yes, 3 of the following five players will be gone: josh harrelson, deandre liggins, kevin galloway, matt pilgrim, and aj stewart. if meeks does not come back and/or perry stevenson redshirts (which has been rumored), then two more could stay. pilgrim's supposed to be pretty damn good, but that's all speculation from practice after he sat out last year after transferring, so who knows, liggins is kind of a head case but a great athlete, same with stewart. harrelson is a workhorse, but not a great athlete, how calipari has said he's been doing well in their practices and individual workouts. galloway has apparently been less than stellar, but word is all the seniors are supposed to be allowed to stay, and he is a senior, so who knows

joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 4:11 PM

The consecutive wins not championships. I'm speaking of the 81 game win streak of UCLA that was ended by Notre Dame.

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 4:12 PM

i realized after i wrote it

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 4:13 PM

there will be a big drop off the second year though, wall, pat, meeks, possibly cousins will all be gone

joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Calipari might be gone then too.

douglas on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 4:21 PM

if he brings me a championship next year then i'm good for a little while

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 4:32 PM

Here's my problem. I am super fucking stoked with the class we have next year and the potential to make a deep run. I am trying to figure out where my expectations should be. I mean we haven't even been to the Sweet 16 in a couple years, which is pathetic. So should I think making the tourney, Sweet 16, Elite 8, Final 4, Championship Game?

Brock on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 7:09 PM

You are a UK fan. Expect championship every year. Anything less is unacceptable.

joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 7:55 PM

lets take baby steps:

NIT final four, ncaa tourney, sweet 16, SEC championship, elite 8, final 4, championship. Long way to go.

Brent on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 8:54 PM

Douglas, perfect definition of rich chics that are real estate agents.

Phil on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 8:56 PM

calipari seems to be able to make it to the elite 8 pretty consistently when he has 2+ future NBA players on his roster. I think that should be expected. "Rebuilding" is bullshit because its obvious Cal wasnt looking to build anything with one and dones at Memphis, so this is nothing new for him. And Patterson wouldnt be coming back to play with his dick in the NIT. Only thing thats different for him this season is that he has a new desk.

Kansas is obviously a better team, but besides that no one has as much talent coming in. This first season is gonna be a huge test. Im almost positive that I could win 25 games by just running the weave and man to man zone, and letting the talent do what it do.

Phil on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 9:00 PM

er, not sure why i wrote zone there.

joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 9:04 PM

the man to man zone is what I refer to the ameoba defense, what my ymca team runs. It is a man to man that turns zone because we are to fat old and slow to stay in the man.

Phil on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 9:15 PM

revolutionizing the game

joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 9:45 PM

the back bone of the amoeba defense is the shirt pull and the moving screens

Phil on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 10:16 PM

we got overtime hockey. awooooooooooooooga awoooooooooooooooga

Brock on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:04 AM

Scientists and softball.... not a good mix. Scientists and any athletic activity, not a good mix. Why do I keep signing up for this?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 8:00 AM

Brock it's not that bad, we finally won our first softball game in 2 years last night. Too bad most of us have trouble walkiing after games now.

Camping this weekend? I think we would need a place bigger than Green River and maybe closer to the Ville than LBL. What about Barren River?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 8:01 AM

What about a Cinncy trip for the Hoffbrauhaus and a Reds game?

mowgli on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 10:01 AM

What about a good ole nattysci cookout? Cheryl and I would have people over, but our place isn't that big. Suggestions?

Brock on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 10:26 AM

I agree that Green River might be too small this weekend. I've also been trying to find some non-state campgrounds that might be conducive to a tube float.

I'm also open to the alternatives like a cookout or a ballgame.

joe on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 10:57 AM

Does anybody remember what day Chris and Joanna got married? If I'm not mistaken I think it might be their anniversary.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 10:58 AM

Hell if I know. I remember it was the week after he graduated.

Barry on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 11:09 AM

i'm laughing at
joe on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 9:45 PM

the back bone of the amoeba

douglas on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 11:44 AM

more appropriately, it might be the anniversary that we antagonized the homeless and enabled uncle larry's alcoholism

adrian on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 1:02 PM

one article on yahoo said that this could be the best recruiting class in college basketball history.

douglas on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 1:36 PM

more than just yahoo is saying that

Brock on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 1:37 PM

I've also seen stats that indicate that this could be the highest payroll in college basketball history. George Steinbrenner is jealous.

douglas on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:00 PM

fuck yeah it is, you don't pay top dollar for a coach and ignore the players, it's fucking common courtesy. i know ricky p was hooking his players up with explorers in his day, and tubby got 'em sweet gigs at horse farms, so it's the least cal can do

Phil on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:01 PM

well, if it's the best class in the history of college basketball i think you have to look at being in the national championship or its a failure. The Fab 5 made it twice, and that was without anyone like Patterson or Meeks.

joe on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:07 PM

Cal better get someone out there to get them all cleared by the NCAA clearinghouse.

Phil on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:10 PM

(484): I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
(484): I'm in love

douglas on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:18 PM

bledsoe was the only iffy regarding ncaa status and he's clear now. wall has apparently a real good gpa and is qualified. and you're right, the expectation with wall on now is a final four, hands down, just like it was 96-97. i wouldn't call the lack of a championship necessarily a failure, too much can happen between now and then, but definitely a final four. articles everywhere are saying they and kansas are heads and tails above everyone else in the nation talentwise. it's already been proven that lack of tournament experience means nothing when you have a one and done or two on your squad (oden, carmelo, rose). couple that with patterson and probably meeks coming back, and there's no excuse to have a subpar year

joe on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:19 PM

season ticket holder at work said wall hadn't cleared yet along with bledsoe and one other one.

Phil on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:22 PM

(404): FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
(1-404): haha good one..how did you even know?
(404): we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.

joe on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 2:51 PM

New respect for Phil Mickelson. He just left the PGA Tour because he found out his wife has cancer.

joe on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 3:29 PM

So camping or Cincinnati, any word?

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 3:31 PM

Bledsoe is clear.

Phil on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 5:18 PM

i love this racist australian chicken
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technolo...ernet-celebrity

Phil on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 5:19 PM

the photo gallery cracked me up
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/slidesho...ctionname=clare

Phil on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 5:31 PM

i just realized i wrote chicken up there. god damn it.

Brock on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 5:52 PM

How about this idea (using Chris' suggestion):

Saturday - Drive up to Cincy, hit up Hofbrauhaus, game @ 7 vs. Indians. We thought about staying the night and hitting up our old watering holes.

Sunday - Cookout, afternoon - PM

Thoughts?

joe on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 8:34 PM

I like

mowgli on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 9:48 PM

Cheryl and I, like as well.

Phil on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 at 11:47 PM

do we have a cookout location. i probably cant make cinci, but id love a good ol' fashion natty sci cookout.

Brock on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 12:26 AM

Consuming large quantities of fine German brews and dodging bullets in the Nati are prerequisites for a fine Natty Sci cookout.

If all else fails, my parents are still in possession of my old grill along with their own, so a dual grill-out may be possible. As long as Chris promises not to threaten Payton's life over a game of RISK at 3AM.

Jay on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 8:51 AM

A trip to Cinci might be a hard sell, but a cookout sounds great. I might be able to pull off the road trip, though.

joe on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 9:01 AM

working on the basement?

Brock on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 10:09 AM

You do realize Cincinnati is closer to Lexington than Louisville right?

adrian on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 11:29 AM

Sorry Can't...I will be in Arizona starting Saturday

Phil on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 12:57 PM

NHL Eliminates Sticks, Expands Goal Zone To Encourage More Touchdowns http://www.theonion.com/content/vid...onion_rss_daily

Jay on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 1:27 PM

I actually moved back to Frankfort, and Michelle and I will be in Louisville this weekend anyway. And I don't have a basement.

Phil on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 1:47 PM

(416): I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...

Brock on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 1:57 PM

Maybe a carpool would be a good idea on Saturday.

How many people are interested at the moment?

joe on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 2:09 PM

Laura and I are showing current interest

Phil on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 3:07 PM

(256): You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
(1-256): That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
(256): Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
(1-256): Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 3:08 PM

What a douchebag.

Phil on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 3:11 PM

reminds me of Wes getting my back when we had to take one of Katie's friends back to Katies house. I think I mapquested the directions from where he was at to their apartment when he threatened to kick my ass. Then wes took over...

Phil on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 3:11 PM

i need to type faster

Bigworm on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 3:14 PM

I remember that night. Fun times indeed.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 3:31 PM

This is classic.

(404): FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
(1-404): haha good one..how did you even know?
(404): we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.

Brock on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 3:40 PM

This IS classic, since Douglas posted that one yesterday.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 3:47 PM

Damnit, actually Philco posted it.

Fucker.

Jay on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 3:47 PM

That reminds me of microsoft surface, for some reason.

Jerome on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 4:02 PM

Don't sweat it, Wes. You're like Nick at Nite or TV Land.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 4:12 PM

Yep, always late.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 4:12 PM

Or re-runs.

joe on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 4:13 PM

If you don't remember it, it is new to you.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 4:22 PM

I had the chicken burrito from Cycler's Cafe for lunch today. That thing is pretty yummy.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 4:34 PM

About car-pooling to the Nati...are we planning on staying Sat night? Brock are you going to try to stay with people up there? Joanna and I ahd thoughts about staying with her sister depending on how things go. I liked your idea about hitting up some watering holes up there.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 4:58 PM

We also have to think about tickets since they are playing the Indians. I don't think they are going to sell out or anything, but alot of the cheap seats are sold out.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 4:59 PM

Cheapest tickets right now $19.00.

Brock on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 6:18 PM

We have been looking at hotels in the area. I'd like to stay at the Marriott on UC's campus since its walking distance to Clifton and 3AM Skyline, but the cheapest I've seen them is $95. I don't think we'd mind splitting a room.

I think we should go ahead and try and get tickets tonight. I'll be making phone calls to people to confirm.

mowgli on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 7:00 PM

questions:

1)what are the plans before the game? dinner? drinking? nothing?

2)is everyone planning to stay the night? (we are not going to spend the night, but still would like to go to game and partake in the pre-game festivities if there are any)

3)any definite plans for a cookout or getting together on sunday?

Michelle on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 7:09 PM

We are definitely going to Hofbrauhaus to pregame. Usually 3 hours there is enough time to drink 3 liters and collect yourself before the game.

Brock on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 7:24 PM

1) As Michelle said, Hofbrauhaus is a must. If we get there early enough, we know some other sights and sounds that may be worth checking out.

2) Do you really want to drive back @ 11pm? Like I mentioned, we may be able to split rooms. I'm also trying to get in touch with some Cincy folks to see what they are up to.

3) What? Plan something more than 48hrs ahead? Since I don't live in Louisville, I can't volunteer my place, but I do think my parents would be ok if we needed someplace for the cookout.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 8:21 PM

I'm going to bail on the Cinncy trip. $20 for Reds tickets is a little retarded when you can go pretty much any other weekend for half the price. (Sorry, Brock I know Cinncy isn't really a weekend trip from Nashville.) For anyone who wants to stay in Louisville, we are probably going to try to hit up happy hour at the Bats game tomorrow and have a cookout at our place Saturday.

Michelle on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 9:59 PM

We won't be in town till late Friday, so let us know if you're doing anything after the Bats game. We're still planning on the Red's game on Saturday - maybe even do standing room tickets the day of which are cheaper. If anyone wants to split a hotel room let us know, otherwise we have other arrangements. Cookout on Sunday still sounds good too, which I've heard by some is preferable over Saturday.

mowgli on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 10:40 PM

any volunteers on having a sunday cookout? we could do it at our place, but size my be an issue?

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 8:18 AM

Is there a consensus on when anyone would want a cookout? It sounds like Brock and Lynnie (as well as their significant others) would prefer Sunday. I would prefer Saturday since I have to work Monday. Jay, Marc, Phil, Wes, or anyone else have any opinions. Joanna and I wouldn't mind hosting the thing Saturday, but not Sunday.

Tiffany on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 8:27 AM

speaking for Marc and myself either day is fine with us.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 8:38 AM

I don't think I have a preference on th ecookout. I don't see going to a Red's game on Saturday.

Jay on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 9:40 AM

Michelle was looking forward to going to a Reds game, but $19 dollars each is a little steep. I'm all about a cookout tomorrow.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 9:47 AM

I'm still getting emails about umpiring and I found this one funny:

we had an incident in machine pitch where a player was hit in the face with a pitched ball… while I certainly understand that there are risks involved in baseball and accidents do happen, apparently the ball that was placed in the machine was not an official game ball and this may have led to the erratic delivery(?)

douglas on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 9:53 AM

if anyone wants a cookout monday i can host that, but I can't host sat/sun, just attend...

and since nobody hit this softball out of the park, has size always been an issue for you lynnie?

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 9:55 AM

burn

mowgli on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 9:55 AM

nice

douglas on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:01 AM

i'm kind of disappointed in everyone for letting that slide for so long

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:13 AM

This cracks me up. Score one for the loner.

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/4384...eld/?ref=mr?009

Brock on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:16 AM

I'm still befuddled by $19 tickets being excessive. Its MLB. That's still cheaper relative to others. Standing room in St. Louis is $21, Atlanta is $22 for upper deck. Comparing ticket prices to Bats games is inappropriate.

I'm not trying to convince anyone to change their mind, but I have to call out the Louisville-centric universe.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:17 AM

I've been to plenty of Red's games and 19 is expensive for the Red's. If I went next weekend I could get a 5 dollar ticket.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:18 AM

I paid 7 dollars for the baltimore orioles a few weeks ago.

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:21 AM

Abby and I are going to dinner on Saturday 6:00 at Morton's. So I don't think I will be doing a cookout on Saturday.

Abby and I are more than willing to have people over at our place on Sunday. Here lies the problems though. Austin is staying the night with my parents on Saturday night, so we have to pick him up Sunday at some point. So if people want to come over around 3:30 or 4:00 on Sunday that is fine. I can fire up the grill and we can do some burgers and hotdogs. Also, AJ goes to bed between 830 and nine so if people want to stick around they can, but it can't get crazy.

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:21 AM

Joe - you still overpaid.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:22 AM

And the Reds are better?

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:28 AM

Never said that. But the Red's are basically the adopted team of Louisville, it's hard not to like them.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:35 AM

Its hard not to like PBR either, but I'm not going to pay much more then a dollar for one.

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:39 AM

I'll go as high as $2.50 for PBR...at a bar.

That is high quality beer.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:51 AM

Ok, high life?

Interesting story, I was talking to Nancy my neighbor yesterday and she said she got home late Wednesday night and saw a deer run through my yard. You think 2 border collies could take down a small deer?

On the bus the other day a guy was talking about leaving Quizno's on 5th street downtown and some glass fell from above and almost hit him. He kept walkinga nd then a whole window pane fell out and a turkey flew out of the 3rd story window and took off flying down 5th street towards the river.

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:53 AM

Hmmm...high life is the champagne of beers. But I think $2.50 is pretty reasonable for a High Life as well. Maybe 2 bucks, it is Miller afterall.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 11:04 AM

I asked for a High Life out last night and they brought me a regular MGD. I wanted to bust the bottle over the server's head.

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 11:04 AM

I would have refused it. MGD and Mille Lite are absolute shit.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 11:12 AM

I drank it and they charged me for a high life and I left a shitty tip. Is it bad when another server keeps checking on you because your actual server is hammered? The back up server actual told us that our server was hammered and refused to go home when they told her to leave.

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 11:19 AM

Where were you at when this happened?

This shit cracks me up. So I am contacting different pharmacies in various settings here locally to see if they have any shadowing opportunities for us prospective pharmacy students. The guy from Kroger's tells me they won't allow anyone to shadow any pharmacists due to HIPPA violations, but I am more than welcome to take a quick tour of the pharmacy and can hang outside of the pharmacy for an hour or two and observe. WTF?

I think I might do it, just so I can be the creepy guy that is hanging out in Kroger's for two hours and not buy anything.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 11:20 AM

A place called Eva Maes on River Road by Harrods Creek

douglas on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 11:36 AM

this is a great blog, eric crawford linked to it on c-j:
http://discohayes.mlblogs.com/

It's a minor league pitcher that nicknamed himself disco b/c he throws in the 70's, definitely worth a read

Brent on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 12:41 PM

I have to agree with you Brock, especially as the source is a MD.

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 12:51 PM

Douglas - This blog is hilarious. Can we steal his nickname for Joe?

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 12:55 PM

So who all is going to the game tomorrow?

damnit I am a crafty left hander

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 1:07 PM

Girl dumped popcorn on my cubicle floor then stepped on it intentionally rubbing it into the carpet. Proper revenge?

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 1:13 PM

Sitting on the carpet and eatting popcorn?

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 1:13 PM

eating.

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 1:16 PM

I see that gag as kind of similar to when your buddy goes to the bar and you tell him to bring you back a beer. he walks back with a Smirnoff Ice in tow and places that infront of you for shits and giggles. Now you can either A) be the butt of his joke or B) you can slam that Smirnoff Ice down, call him a fag and get your own beer to enjoy. I choose B.

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 1:27 PM

just walked by and threw it in my cube and then stepped on it.

Phil on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 1:38 PM

my sister just ran into jose canseco at the airport

Jerome on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 1:40 PM

Proper revenge is taking her cell phone and putting it down the front of your pants and making it come out of your left pant leg. For an encore, you put it down the back of your pants and make it come out of your right pant leg.

People hate magic tricks -- BURN

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 1:56 PM

Have you considered the flaming bag trick?

douglas on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 2:13 PM

a much better magic trick is to make something else pop out from under your pant leg

douglas on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 2:20 PM

i'm guessing no one watched that southern belles show last night, francine ripped it on her show this morning

douglas on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 2:20 PM

basically said every girl on there was fake and materialistic, thought it went along with what chris was saying about that one chick

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 2:24 PM

Douglas - Was there any doubt?

joe on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 2:28 PM

I have it recorded so I can laugh at it later. Check out the scenery.

douglas on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 2:40 PM

i didn't think there was really, i don't have soapnet so i couldn't watch it, i kinda wanted to see it like when you slow down at a car wreck

Phil on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 2:45 PM

my sister's boyfriend got drunk at chile's and went up to Jose and shook his hand

douglas on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 3:12 PM

this out in LA I guess?

Phil on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 3:17 PM

yeah yeah, on their way to dallas i think

Brock on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Michelle was watching a few minutes of that show. All I saw was the scene where that chick was looking at $250K engagement rings. I'd point, laugh at her face, and walk out. There is high maintainence, and there's the ultimate blowjob. She doesn't look like a Hoover.

Brock on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 3:30 PM

We're still planning to go to the game tomorrow, maybe leave around lunchtime. I paid $15 for a GNR cover band last week, so you know I like spending money on mediocre performances.

Ty reasoned that we should pay a little extra for seats ($19) instead of standing room ($10) in case its crowded, so we are planning to take out a 2nd mortgage and get upper-deck seats.

I think I'll try and order tickets later this afternoon, so if you want to come along and haven't told me yet (Brent?), send me a text and I'll try and get a block of seats together.

Brent on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 5:57 PM

I wish I could but unfortunately I cant, I have the traditional yet still acceptable excuse, Im working.

Brent on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 5:58 PM

We should plan a Titans game one weekend, that would be pretty badass.

Brock on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 6:08 PM

It would be fun, but tickets are pretty hard to come by. Remind me when the season approaches.

We've been trying to get another road trip to a Bengals away game, but last year, the choices weren't very good and the sucked ass. May be hard to top the Bengals-Saints game in N'Awlins a few years ago.

Bigworm on Friday, May 22, 2009 at 10:01 PM

I know several years ago, Abby tried to get tickets for me for the last game of the year for the St. Louis Rams on opening day. In 20 minutes, all tickets for all games were sold out. Of course, they were the Greatest Show on Earth during that year, but whatever.

Brock on Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 3:03 AM

Cookout Wes?!

mowgli on Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 8:50 AM

Wes - what time is your cookout on sunday?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 11:42 AM

So we're really having 2 cookouts? We plan on startig our grill sometime after 6 or so tonight. BYOB and a side would be appreciated. We'll provide the meat (burgers, wings, a few ribs, maybe hot dogs/brats).

Bigworm on Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 3:43 PM

We can do two, I don't care. If you guys want to come over tomorrow that is fine. Just come over sometime around 330 - 400

joe on Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 3:51 PM

jarmon failed drug test out for the season.

Bigworm on Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 4:43 PM

Yeah that fucking sucks.

This is what some guy posted about Jarmon on Kentucky.scout. This guy knows his stuff and isn't the typical UK fan where he sees the world in blue and white.

"The real short story is this.

Jeremy was engaged in a plan to cut his weight from 286 to 275. He began eating healthy, changing his milkshake supplement, etc. He was given a supplement by a store; he did not tell the trainers for about 15 days (IIRC), then he did. They told him to stop taking the supplement, that it was a banned one. He did. The NCAA came to Lexington six days later, did a random test, tested Jeremy, and he tested positive.

NCAA tested Jeremy six weeks later--he tested negative.

He loses eligibility for one year. Jeremy only has one year left, so his career is over. NCAA had the ability to adopt a middle ground, with it being inadvertent, and they denied it. UK appealed it, and they denied the appeal.

There is NO doubt that Jeremy is telling the truth. This ain't a situation where a kid was shooting up to improve himself.

I was relaxed. I'm not now. I'm hurt for Jeremy Jarmon. Anybody would be that is watching this press conference."

joe on Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 6:16 PM

There is a whole SI article 2 weeks ago about all the shit bought in stores and that it could be anything. FDA doesn't have to check any of it. Have the trainers check it before you take it jackass. Even if it wasn't a banned substance there is a possibility that you would still test positive according to the SI article. I would be very hesitant to use another substance bought from GNC or Vitamin World. The makers of that shit is just some ass clown mixing shit together until it kills somebody and then he try something new.

Phil on Saturday, May 23, 2009 at 6:29 PM

usf and uconn have a dance off during a rain delay
http://www.bigeast.org/ViewArticle....;ATCLID=3741648

joe on Sunday, May 24, 2009 at 10:51 AM

Wiegandt never would have let us get away with that. We would have been running poles the entire rain delay.

Phil on Sunday, May 24, 2009 at 2:03 PM

ronald jenkees rocking out some led zeppelin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ryKQx4DdQ

Phil on Sunday, May 24, 2009 at 4:24 PM

anyone want to try and go to one of the regional games here in Louisville?

Cheryl on Sunday, May 24, 2009 at 10:39 PM

Michelle,
That photographers name is Debbie Salyer. Her website is www.debbiesalyerphotography.photoreflect.com. She was very nice and did great work for us.

Cheryl on Sunday, May 24, 2009 at 10:41 PM

Or try this....
http://www.photoreflect.com/pr3/store.aspx?p=39881

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 25, 2009 at 2:04 PM

Phil, depending on when the games are and what's going on this weekend, I could be interested in catching one of UL's regional games.

Phil on Monday, May 25, 2009 at 2:47 PM

Louisville like the first game is 7pm on Friday at Patterson Field vs IU

Bigworm on Monday, May 25, 2009 at 8:10 PM

Thanks to everyone that showed up on Sunday. It was a good time.

Phil on Monday, May 25, 2009 at 9:35 PM

Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'
http://www.theonion.com/content/vid...onion_rss_daily

Jay on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 8:13 AM

I know that article is satire, but it cost me waaaaay more money after I moved in with Michelle. Most of that was my fault becuase I moved us to a new apartment, but still.

And Happy Birthday to Marcus Brody.

"...the hell you will. Brody has friends in every country from here to the Sudan. He knows a dozen different languages and every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. With any luck, he's got the grail already."

Phil on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 12:36 PM

fixed the site. stupid webhost

Jay on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 12:54 PM

Thank you, that was driving me nuts not being able to get on.

joe on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 1:01 PM

I bet the site would have had the same number of posts if it were up and running in the time it was down.

Phil on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 1:41 PM

yeah, not a lot of good posts from textsfromlastnight.com that i could copy and paste on here.

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 2:33 PM

Maybe he should stick to writing crappy books.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/20...xer-730624.html

Brock on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 2:52 PM

Happy birthday Brody. We should have taken a 4-day weekend for the official Natty Sci holiday.

I guess this marks 9 years of drinking for me and I haven't died.

joe on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 2:55 PM

I think this will be 9 years for me too.

joe on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 2:56 PM

Dollar beer at the Bat's on Thursday, anybody in?

douglas on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 3:07 PM

9 years, come on, i've been drinking longer than that. nobody got drunk in high school?

Jay on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 3:29 PM

Actually, Douglas, most of the Original natty sci didn't drink till college aside from Lynnuel and Huelsman.

douglas on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 3:41 PM

i wasn't a big drinker until college, mostly weed during the high school years, mostly b/c i could get that at the drop of a dime, but it was a pain in the ass to get alcohol. you always needed an older brother or some kind of hook up. when i had some buddies that started working at rite aid it became a lot easier, but still a hassle. with weed i could just turn to virtually anyone during class and say hit me up after school. then again, i went to waggener, so my high school years might vary slightly from everyone else's

Jerome on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 at 4:05 PM

heh heh ... "drop of a dime"

joe on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 7:45 AM

this place is dead

douglas on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 8:12 AM

sports guy wrote about maverick and the ice-man at the lakers game:

Anyway, there was a really funny moment Thursday that could have only happened at a Lakers game. Near the end of a third-quarter timeout, the camera caught Val Kilmer and three of his chins on the JumboTron, punctuating the moment by playing "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins. You know, a "Top Gun" homage. He took a second or two to get the joke, then unleashed one of those "Very funny, you got me, just know that I'm on a lot of meds right now" smiles. And this would have been enjoyable on its own, but they cut to someone else in the stands. ...

That's right. ...

Tom Cruise!

He caught on a little quicker and did the Tom Cruise Over-Laugh. And this would have been great on its own, but the Lakers pushed it to another level: They went split-screen with Kilmer and Cruise with "Danger Zone" still blasting. As far as I was concerned, this was the most emotional reunion in Lakers history. Cruise kept laughing; Kilmer looked mildly perturbed. (After all, he's an actor, dammit! That was 23 years ago! He's made a lot of movies since then!) At this point, I was praying they'd cut to Anthony Edwards in Section 312 but he wasn't there. Still, I couldn't have enjoyed the sequence any more, and it dwarfed the remainder of the game for me.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;sportCat=nba

joe on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 8:33 AM

It can't get any better then that

joe on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 9:51 AM

Not big news but:

Jared Carter, A.J. Stewart and Donald Williams will not return to the University of Kentucky men's basketball team, UK announced Tuesday.

Also, Gillespie's house went on the market for 1.5 million.

douglas on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 10:31 AM

the house in question:
http://whitneypannell.com/?p=185

I could live there

joe on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 10:56 AM

i changed my walking path to work once I get off the bus downtown and I now walk past the future site of the new O'Sheas on Main Street. Progress is coming along. They were using a crane to get drywall upstairs today. Phil, how much do you know about this place?

Phil on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 11:34 AM

not sure what to think about what i'm hearing about it. from what I'm told the first floor is supposed to be a "grungy beer only place", kinda like Sergio's out in Shelbyville. The upstairs is yet to be decided upon, but odds are it's gonna end up like all the rest.

Phil on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 11:54 AM

btw, we should probably make a road trip out to sergio's before that place goes out of business
http://sergiosworldbeers.com/

Phil on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 1:10 PM

guess what other house is for sale:
http://www.realtor.com/realestatean...0035_1109385563

joe on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 1:13 PM

Free Meat Puppets concert at the waterfront this evening

douglas on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 1:29 PM

bue-ller, bue-ller

Phil on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 1:48 PM

it's raining sideways

joe on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 2:03 PM

Where's your umbrella?

One mile that way!

Phil on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 2:11 PM

i like the lead in for the crime reports this week. "What crimes took place in your neighborhood? You may (or may not) be surprised..."

My favorite:
Officer received a run on a man down at the above location. Victim was extremely intoxicated. Subject was bleeding from the hands and feet. Subject was slurring his speech so bad that this officer could not figure out what had happened. Subject transported by LEMS to U of L. Subject had appeared to have fallen down and sustained injuries due to falling

joe on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 2:20 PM

Sounds familiar. Can't go to jail if your bleeding.

douglas on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 2:23 PM

i know what to do if i ever get in trouble then, start banging my head against a wall until there's blood and rub it all over my face to make it look bad

joe on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 2:25 PM

no PI, just a hospital bill.

Brock on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 2:36 PM

So does the Ferris Bueller house come with a smashed Ferrari in the woods below the garage?

douglas on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 2:38 PM

for 2.3 mil it better

Phil on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 2:41 PM

it looks like the pictures in the add were right from the movie.

Phil on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 4:22 PM

this song has been stuck in my head all day. how was i not informed earlier?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yf...player_embedded

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 4:46 PM

I'm ready for some cold beer at the Bats already. Too fucking bad I'm on call tonight.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 5:04 PM

Damn, Abby is out of town thursday so I have to pick up AJ from daycare. And the beer would taste so damn good!!!

Phil on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 5:28 PM

mockingbird is having a dodgeball league
http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...ONTPAGECAROUSEL

$250 for a 7 week league with 6 person teams

Jerome on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 10:49 PM

Bill Simmons last tweet:

New record for "Most readers sending the same joke" - everyone who e-mailed me the "Dan/Dave" + "Kobe/LeBron" ad comparison. It IS creepy.

Phil on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 11:58 PM

ok, maybe i've been saying no homo too much, but this made me chuckle

(978): so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 7:01 AM

It doesn't look good for the Bats game. 40-50% chance of rain from 5-9PM.

joe on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 7:49 AM

son of a bitch

Jerome on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 8:41 AM

Beer will still be available at Ascension tonight if you wanna help set up booths.

joe on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 9:05 AM

I'll probably stop by Friday or Saturday for beer.

joe on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 10:47 AM

anyone know anyone with a horse trailer for sale?

Barry on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 10:50 AM

awesome news/funny commercial. if only i owned a wii
http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii

Bigworm on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 10:52 AM

I want one. This thing owns all other jet skis.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/20...hin-732106.html

Phil on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 11:48 AM

best of tourette's guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY

Bigworm on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 4:30 PM

BCG files suit against UK, sueing for 6 large...UK's response...countersuit!

Suck it BCG, it's gonna get ugly and if he wants to pursue this, I think he will never coach again when it all gets out in the open.

http://www.kentucky.com/254/story/811140.html

douglas on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 4:47 PM

it'll certainly be fun. i'm pretty amazed he filed suit, that only gives UK the ability to air dirty laundry about him

Jay on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 5:12 PM

Sweet! I finally have internet at the house!

Jay on Thursday, May 28, 2009 at 6:29 PM

I heard about this on the radio today. Auto tune the news.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI

It is some funny shit.

I really hope no one else has posted this.

Jerome on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 10:16 AM

Sports Guy speaks prophecy:

Lebron's box score in newspaper I am reading: 45 11 24 15 19 3 14 12 3 37. Looks like a lottery drawing. We are all witnesses.

joe on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 11:57 AM

lively bunch.

Based on sportscenters reaction to the NBA playoffs, I would be convinced that Lebron has already single handedly won the championship. Despite being down 3-1 in the series, they won last night to make it 3-2 and they react on ESPN like the Cavs wrapped up the series. I hate Lebron because of all that bull shit.

douglas on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:03 PM

i was really hoping for a magic-nuggets finals, but the NBA will never allow it. i really can't watch lebron play b/c they give him every single possible call / non-call. if it's not worse than MJ in his heyday i'd be surprised. i think the nba is so desperate for the next MJ they're trying to force it to happen

joe on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:10 PM

A game 2 buzzer beater to win is not that big of a shot. Don't even dare compare it to a jordan game winner or Big Shot Rob.

Phil on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:11 PM

in non-"painful to watch most of the time" sporting news, we are taking over Joe's Older than Dirt on Saturday night to watch the Red Wings vs The Penguins.

joe on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:20 PM

I could see heading up there possibly. I do need to hit up the Ascension church picnic either tonight or tomorrow to heckle my mom and drink crap beer.

Phil on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:25 PM

they actually have a good room for watching games. Big screen tv, good audio, four or five high tops, and four or five other TVs. Sugarman plays with us on Wednesday and is a bartender and told us we'd have the hook up.

Phil on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 12:29 PM

i really like the picture that Time choose to go with this quote:
http://www.time.com/time/quotes/0,2...1901698,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 1:19 PM

They must have miller beer there.

PBR rules

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 2:16 PM

Joe, I'll have to talk to Joanna, but I think we may head up to the picnic tonight.

joe on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 2:26 PM

Break room conversation between random guy, Brian Guinn, other guy from Bellarmine and me:

Talking Cavs and Lakers. Random guy says Kobe shouldn’t have run Shaq out of town. Guinn says Kobe should have stayed out of Eagle, Colorado and goes on to discuss the 3 dudes seed none of which was Kobe’s on the rape test. Guinn then proceeds to say how come there weren’t any girls like that at Bellarmine. Other Bellarmine guy says believe me there were. I say I saw one at the Bat’s game last night. He says, “you saw Dixie?”

Guinn tells a story of Chris Dettle thinking he had a sure thing with her until she left him to go hook up with a dude from the baseball team. I said you need to be more specific if you are talking about the baseball team. He says Dettle tried to put on the knight suit on campus and did doughnuts in the parking lot because he lost a sure thing. Then Guinn proceeds to say I think it was Miguel that she left to go meet up with. Guinn adds, “this was before Miguel found God and moved to Texas to be a minister.” I then had to tell the Miguel bachelor party story leading to his wedding being postponed. Good times at Bellarmine and the VA.



Other note: Chris, mom works at 9 at the picnic and mentioned having a beer beforehand.

Bigworm on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 2:33 PM

How long does this picnic go to?

Tiffany on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 2:35 PM

I vaguely recall 11pm

Jerome on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 2:39 PM

I'll be helping to serve crap beer tonight. We're there until 11 ... I'm there between 5 and 9 probably.

Bigworm on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 2:47 PM

I think Nascar and spousal abuse goes hand in hand.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/20...ace-734774.html

joe on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 2:49 PM

You selling beeer tickets or serving the beer? How about I hand you a small bill and you keep the beer flowing?

Phil on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:18 PM

(201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

douglas on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:19 PM

miguel's bachelor party = one of the greatest nights ever

joe on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:28 PM

Someone from Oklahoma I met in Baltimore emailed me about the Southern Belles TV show and the conversation eventually ended with a rodeo involving a net gun and midgets on tricycles. I have no clue what happened.

Brock on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:33 PM

Joe, I wonder if all the nerves in your brain connect.

douglas on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:33 PM

i tried watching that show last night, simply horrific. the acting's worse than laguna beach, which is saying something

Brock on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:36 PM

What's the best choice?

1) Concert @ art museum w/ cheap booze and free food.

2) Sounds minor league baseball game.

3) Flying Saucer - 200 beers on tap.

douglas on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:36 PM

one of the chicks is supposed to be a personal assistant, and yet manages to have a loft downtown. PA's don't make near enough money to afford that. and then the 35-year old former model, who's really not attractive, is still trying to be a model. don't know about you all, but i'm not too familiar with successful 35-year old models in our fair city.

douglas on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:37 PM

also, another reason i love being a UK fan:
http://deadspin.com/5272807/the-cal...ne=true&s=x

douglas on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 3:41 PM

in louisville:

(502): I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol

douglas on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 6:25 PM

so i can't watch videos at work so i'm just now able to watch the tourettes guy. i'm crying right now cuz i've been laughing so hard, that is quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen in my entire life

Phil on Friday, May 29, 2009 at 8:40 PM

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

joe on Saturday, May 30, 2009 at 10:40 AM

Those of you not at the church picnic missed a stellar display of drunkeness from my mom witness by laura me chris and the billdozer.

Brock on Saturday, May 30, 2009 at 12:43 PM

Is this the new goal of Natty Sci? Getting our parents ripped?

Phil on Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 1:12 AM

why dont any mother fucking cannels carryying the texas vs bc game.

BOB SAGET!

Phil on Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 1:29 AM

found it fuckos
http://all-access.cbssports.com/pla...mp;media=129205

Phil on Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 1:49 AM

god this is gay. why is the virginia game on tv? why must i watch this on my computer?

Phil on Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 1:51 AM

so i'm watching the texas broadcast. their wacky radioshow promo involves people making fun of one of the guys for saying he was awaken in the morning instead of something more normal like "done woke up"

joe on Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 12:44 PM

jerome, I had no clue that was you on the phone last night.

joe on Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 12:51 PM

I think my mom won a Hooter's wing party last night for me at the church picnic. My mom said it is all you can eat wings for 10 people for an hour. The only problem is they raffledit off and i won and now they can't find it.

Phil on Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 4:01 PM

(712): I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.

Phil on Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 11:26 PM

from craigslist: Husband wants a rusty trombone for his birthday
http://www.craigslist.org/about/bes...1143295553.html

Brock on Sunday, May 31, 2009 at 11:58 PM

Looks like Vandy is going to push the Cards to the brink.

Phil on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 12:02 AM

the game could have been worse:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news...tory?id=4219666

poor joe got the drunken text message last night alerting him to the Texas game. I still think that would be a good service. The "hey, fucko - great game on!"

Phil on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 12:26 AM

i get all the new MLS real estate entries. This one just came up.
"FATHER BOUGHT FOR SON WHILE IN COLLAGE NOW MOVING ON"

joe on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 7:59 AM

I got a message on Facebook yesterday from a priest giving me permission to shame Jerome.

joe on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 8:11 AM

UL better not choke

Brock on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 8:57 AM

Along the lines of Craigslist and homes for sale because of Collage(sic)-bound sons, I am planning to hold a yard sale at my parents place this Saturday.

The neighborhood is holding a city-wide yard sale, so some of my relatives are jumping in to make our sale a little more attractive by scaling it up. Michelle and I are bringing a truckload of my old crap that's been sitting in storage, so if anyone wants to get rid of those Billy Mays items, kitchen couches, or bachelor-pad amenities now in storage, this may be a good opportunity.

I find the more selection at yard sales sells more stuff because it draws more of those crazy people who buy used socks out.

joe on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 9:00 AM

How much would the kitchen couch sell for or a gas grill sans gas tank?

Brock on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 9:10 AM

Kitchen couch ~$15-20
Grill ~$5-10

Just my guesses, but I like to sell, so I tend to price low.

joe on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 9:11 AM

Kitchen couch is priceless. I think I should take it to Hershey for B-Mac's wedding.

Phil on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 10:04 AM

you know how i know CBC is gay? They use coldplay for their music to their stanley cup playoff intro videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrm5...hE0s&fmt=18

still a bad ass clip.

douglas on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 10:29 AM

i think bmac should consummate his marriage on the couch in a spectacular dry hump

Jay on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 10:50 AM

I didn't think any of us were invited to B-Mac's wedding.

joe on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 10:57 AM

Douglas, you want to move that stuff today? Also, what are the details about getting fitted for a tux?

joe on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 12:37 PM

Did wedding talk kill the website?

Phil on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 12:48 PM

i certainly didn't help by mentioning cold play. i figured hockey would offset the gayness, but I dramatically underestimated the gay multiplier when coldplay and weddings where mentioned together.

but it also gives me a chance to post the greatest paragraph ever written in the history of literature:

"Fake love is a very powerful thing. That girl who adored John Cusack once had the opportunity to spend a weekend with me in New York at the Waldorf-Astoria, but she elected to fly to Portland instead to see the first U.S. appearance by Coldplay, a British pop group whose success derives from their ability to write melodramatic alt-rock songs about fake love. It does not matter that Coldplay is absolutely the shittiest fucking band I've ever heard in my entire fucking life, or that they sound like a mediocre photocopy of Travis (who sound like a mediocre photocopy of Radiohead), or that their greatest fucking artistic achievement is a video where their blandly attractive frontman walks on a beach on a cloudy fucking afternoon. None of that matters. What matters is that Coldplay manufactures fake love as frenetically as the Ford fucking Motor Company manufactures Mustangs, and that's all this woman heard. "For you I bleed myself dry," sang their blockhead vocalist, brilliantly informing us that stars in the sky are, in fact, yellow. How am I going to compete with that shit? That sleepy-eyed bozo isn't even making sense. He's just pouring fabricated emotions over four gloomy guitar chords, and it ends up sounding like love. And what does that mean? It means she flies to fucking Portland to hear two hours of amateurish U.K. hyper-slop, and I sleep alone in a $270 hotel in Manhattan, and I hope Coldplay gets fucking dropped by fucking EMI and ends up like the Stone fucking Roses, who were actually a better fucking band, all things considered."

Wrecking Crew on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 12:50 PM

The stone roses sucked ass. Worst band ever.

Brent on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 12:53 PM

How about the prank pulled on Eminem last night by Sasha Cohen, he kinda looked like a little baby when he left.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23O-0WjD9_E

joe on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Chuck Klosterman "Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs?"

Phil on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 1:08 PM

yeah yeah.

dude made a jurrasic park jeep
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=84916

NERDS!

Jay on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 2:17 PM

I'll respond to the Stone Roses comment with a story that happened at work today. A female chemist and I were doing a safety inspection of the biology section. At one point there was a girl whose boobs were hanging out of her shirt. I apparently got busted for looking, even though the other girl was trying to discreetly tell the other girl I looked. I felt like a jackass, but if they're hanging out, people will notice. And it's not like I was staring or anything. It would have been a quick glance. So why am I a creep?

Brock on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 2:24 PM

Because you failed to motorboat.

joe on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 2:37 PM

Jay, you are not the most subtle person out there.

Jay on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 2:49 PM

But I wasn't even trying to check her out. They were right in my face.

Phil on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 3:08 PM

Jay, you need to take notes from Role Models scene about Boobs
http://www.traileraddict.com/clip/r...lesson-on-boobs

douglas on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 3:58 PM

jesus you guys sucks today

Bigworm on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 10:51 PM

Train derailed at the Louisville Zoo today. 20 injured.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933...test=latestnews

Bigworm on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 10:53 PM

And I swear to Christ, this shit pisses me off.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933...test=latestnews

Phil on Monday, June 01, 2009 at 11:08 PM

Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage
http://www.theonion.com/content/vid...ource=a-section

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 9:24 AM

50 things in sports we should do without.

Checking in at #42 - Billy Gillispie.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...mp;sportCat=mlb

Phil on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 11:35 AM

Joba makes the diving play
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?...tent_id=4820689

Phil on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 11:43 AM

The baseball tonight breakdown on Charlie Brown's first pitch made me chuckle:
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=42...egoryid=2378529

Phil on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 11:59 AM

(816): FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

joe on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 12:43 PM

Phil, does that one hit close to home?

Brent on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 12:50 PM

Phil, has been unsuccessfully trying to disprove that theory.

Brock on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 1:35 PM

Michelle's birthday is Sunday, so I'm planning a get together @ River Creek Inn (now Cunningham's) down on River Rd. on Saturday night. Let me know if you are interested, so I know how many people to expect.

joe on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 2:36 PM

That place is good. I went there a couple weeks ago and every thing was awesome except it smelled like smelly Ohio River water.

Phil on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 3:04 PM

My cat never comes into play. I usually screw it up well before pets are brought up.

joe on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 3:54 PM

Does the cat peeing on your clothes become a factor?

Phil on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 4:02 PM

frequently

joe on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 4:13 PM

Nasty

Phil on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 4:16 PM

actually, the only "incident" was that some girl was over at my place and somehow her outfit ended up on the floor of my bedroom. i was pretty scared that my cat would piss on that out of spite. that wouldn't be good.

joe on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 4:23 PM

Your cat went R. Kelly?

Phil on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 4:26 PM

it didn't - but when i woke up and saw her clothes all over the room i had a brief worry that she did R. Kelly her pants or something.

douglas on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 4:31 PM

it's only an r. kelly if the clothes get peed on while she's wearing them

douglas on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 4:34 PM

microsoft's bing is way better than google:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933...test=latestnews

joe on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 7:58 PM

So if you AC goes out and you call a repairman to fix it at 10 am and he says he will be there between 5 and 5:30 and he isn't here yet can you be upset? What if it is your neighbor Greg and he is frixing it for free because his mercedes is in the garage? All I know is that it is fucking hot in here.

joe on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 8:14 PM

Friday, 10:30 pm, anyone want to watch the UL - Fullerton game?

Phil on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 8:50 PM

i was gonna ask the same question. id be down

Phil on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 9:04 PM

VS. is so shitty. They are even fucking up an commercial put to explosions in the Sky with a motherfucking voiceover. And not a coach taylor voice over, but some douchebag.

The game is also not in HD. Fuck you Insight.

joe on Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 9:05 PM

Who do you expect at cunninghams on saturday, Brock?

Brock on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 1:00 AM

I expect all kinds of fun and interesting people. Regardless, delicious seafood and beer. Good times.

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 2:08 AM

Cunninghams Creekside is not as good as the downtown restaurant on 4th street, but it is decent.

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 2:09 AM

But then again, I haven't been there since they first bought the place and that was at Sunday brunch. It might be better if you order off the menu.

joe on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 9:00 AM

Kick ass fried bologna!

Jay on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 11:21 AM

Michelle just got a call from a Lexington radio station. We're in the running for a white castle wedding. If we win, we get $500 worth of white castle food for the wedding. Hell yeah!

douglas on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 11:23 AM

that's frickin' awesome

douglas on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 11:24 AM

sports fans we love to hate:
http://seattlesportsnet.com/2009/05...o-hate-part-ii/

douglas on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 12:02 PM

mailbag:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;sportCat=nba

Phil on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 12:05 PM

i got the inside scoop on the zoo train. apparently the train was squeaking at the spot of the crash and the neighbors were complaining to the zoo. so the zoo reversed the way the train went instead of fixing the track. Well the problem was that originally the the train was going down a steep grade. Now the train was having to go up the hill. Well, when it was wet outside without building up speed the thing wouldn't make it.

So they crank up the speed to make it up a hill on a poor piece of track and it's hamster huey and the big kablooey time.

douglas on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 1:43 PM

selfish neighbors

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 3:03 PM

The zoo should have told the neighbors to fuck off or fix the track. Pretty fucking simple. Now they are going to be hit with lawsuits.

Phil on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 3:06 PM

yeah, the kentucky hammer is gonna rape the shit out of the zoo.

which reminds me that i should start working on a team name for trivia...

douglas on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 3:12 PM

i guess playing with poop passes the time on a boring trip on the lighrail:
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/new...rail_06_02_2009

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 3:18 PM

I was hoping that Stiger, Kaufman and Hughes would be the one to get involved. Aren't they the firm with the tiger on the commercial?

douglas on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 3:33 PM

yeah, that's them. i actually met kara stiger, the one that transforms into the tiger, her stepmom works with sarah. she's actually extremely nice, and very short, not exactly the kind of chick you'd associate with being a tiger

Jay on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 3:54 PM

This comment was on an ign article about FFXIV

honestly i don't see the big deal, I'm a shooter type of guy you know like if it's got guns or/and action in it i want it, i USED to be a massive FF fan but that was when i was like 12-14 now I'm 18 and i have matured and i can see how rubbish the series actually is, i mean it's just soooo sad + the fighting really REALLY bad i mean in what fight are you gonna take turns "OK I've hit you now you hit me" oh yea i see that in UFC all the time. If your a girl i wouldn't dis u cause i know quite a few girls who like FF and it seems no big deal but when a grown man says he does it's just like u want to shout "GROW SOME BALLS MAN AND GET COD OR GEARS

Apparently, 18 yo's are mature.

Phil on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 3:58 PM

i saw someone argue that they were an old school gamer because they played Quake II when they were a kid.

Barry on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 4:03 PM

i am off to alaska in the morning bitches. ahh alaska: cool air, diverse marine wildlife, inuits untainted by douglas' herpes (had to), and some great gubernatorial boobies

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 4:13 PM

Barry - Do you think you can fuck a Yedi there?

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 4:14 PM

Douglas - I bet she transforms into a tiger in bed.

joe on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 4:15 PM

18 year old girls are too mature for phil.

Barry, the marine wildlife is what is tainted by douglas' herpies.

douglas on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 4:16 PM

i like how i've been with a total of two girls for like six years now and i'm still getting STD jokes, damn if i can't catch a break

douglas on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 4:17 PM

i guess the animals are another story

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 4:21 PM

Hmmmmm.....Douglas + pig = swine flu?

Phil on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 5:54 PM

nice things are being said of Steve Johnson up in buffalo
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afceast/...know-about.html

Cheryl on Wednesday, June 03, 2009 at 10:50 PM

Brock--Lynnie and I want to go to Cunninghams Saturday. Give us a call about what time.

joe on Thursday, June 04, 2009 at 7:46 AM

Laura and I are planning to go.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, June 04, 2009 at 8:58 AM

Brock, I'm on call, so I will not be attending.

Douglas, herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 04, 2009 at 9:25 AM

Steve Johnson is benefitting from playing in a pro-style offense in college.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 04, 2009 at 9:26 AM

Brock - Do you have a time for Cunningham's?

douglas on Thursday, June 04, 2009 at 11:02 AM

this don't look like a 16-yr old
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/bi...?urn=mlb,167844

Bigworm on Thursday, June 04, 2009 at 11:03 AM

He'll probably become the next Jay Bruce.

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