Paris Hilton Video

Supposively there is a 37 minute long Paris Hilton video floating around according to the New York Post.  Although, they have all the journalistic integrity of NattySci.com.

Other stuff I've read today while trying not to throw myself through a window out of boredom:

Posted by Phil on February 12th, in the morning | 78 comments

Comments

Brock on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 9:12 AM

I don't know if it just my browser, but that article on the Watersmeet Nimrods had a couple of paragraphs repeated... smooth editing!

Phil on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 9:15 AM

I guess the Nimrods lived up to their name. HA HA HA HA. I SHOULD WRITE COMEDY FOR THE WB!

Article on Pershing and burying Muslim terrorists with pig stuff: http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.htm

Phil on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 9:30 AM

Oh, another link: It appears John Kerry like the interns: http://drudgereport.com/mattjk1.htm

Jay on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 9:50 AM

Actually, Nimrod was a great hunter spoken of in Genesis.

Jay on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 9:50 AM

Yeah, the Drudge report is so trustworthy when it comes to talking about Democrats.

Phil on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 9:51 AM

Genesis eh? Did Nimrod know Noah's nakedness?

Jay on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:02 AM

That's a good question. I wonder if Noah said "Shoot it all over me" and Nimrod, being a hunter, shot him in the ass...with a bow and arrow.

Brock on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:03 AM

Everyone knew Noah's nakedness... Noah was a big whore... thats how sin and homos came back after the flood. I think he and that Methusela fellow had a few gerbil-jammin' sessions. Speaking of which... how come Chris hasn't posted anything yet... I was expecting this place to turn into one of Wes' favorate websites with all of Burket's wonderful images and banged up pictures. Hell... Wes hasn't posted anything either... but that's probably because Phil hid the new user sign in page... there needs to be a link to it somewhere. Wow... that was a nice little Marc-like rant. Hey Jay! Where's Marc!?

Brock on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:05 AM

No... I imagine Nimrod grabbed Noah by the back of the neck and looked deep into his eyes as he moaned "You're more than pretty!"

Jay on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:12 AM

I don't know where Marc is, but check this out. I'm guessing the chiuaua is making bank because of this, assuming he went in for profit sharing instead of a hefty salary.

http://www.ciw-online.org/

Church on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:15 AM

What you're referring to Brock is the curse of Ham, also don't feel like dropping any Middle Eastern names just yet, more interested in the page 2 link, how many sets of votes have gone on, because when I went to the page there were only six atheletes, but it said 24

Church on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:19 AM

Okay I am an idiot andnow found the link, isn't kind of unfair to have Kournikova in the contest since she is guaranteed a win. However, Jamie Sale, Heater Mitts, the soccer player from Australia, and Barbard Schett. Damn Damn Damn.

Phil on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:27 AM

Man, the funny links keep coming: http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/st...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

It appears that Woo Suk Hwang will announce a break through in cloning.

Phil on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 10:58 AM

Jay, Matt and myself (and probably others) all come here during work, so banged up and boobie pictures probably aren't the best idea...

Church on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 11:02 AM

The pig apporach of ISrael is interesting, but the most interesting is the giant wall they are buildign which is on trial before the world court this week. On a related note, did anyoen read about the US-Mexico match in the Olympic soccer qualifying tourney, evidently the Mexican fans started chanting Osama

Phil on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 11:17 AM

Hey Jay, the boycott Taco Bell thing is weird. They are being boycotted because they buy a lot of tomatos. I feel no guilt, because I never tomatos on tacos because they make the tacos gross.

adrian on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 12:29 PM

Did you see the sara johnson pics on stuffmagazine.com. All I can say is "Jackpot"

Jay on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 12:32 PM

That's what I'm saying, Phil. Besides, Taco Bell isn't the only place that uses those tomatoes. Why can't they boycott crappy restaurants like Denny's or something.

Jay on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 12:37 PM

I might not have to travel to Seychelles to find a woman.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/02/12/of...p.ap/index.html

Church on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 12:39 PM

Anyoen up for wathing the game at a bar on bardstown road, give me a call. Highland Tap Room has $1.75 Amberbach's and Bearno's $1 drafts

Brock on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 12:41 PM

Or worthless chains like Grand Junction... that place blew... they messed up the order every time... never failed... maybe thats why they went out of business. Which reminds me of the good old days of Druthers... stupid hobo... didn't Rally's used to have some flaming 20's race-car driver as their mascot for a while before Checkers bought them out. I miss Taco Tico too.

adrian on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:02 PM

lol...Taco Tico. I remember you could get like 3 tacos for $0.99. The good ol days

Marc on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:08 PM

At least you can still get stomach pains and diarhea from White Castle for $0.99. See Some things are still cheap.

Jay on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:11 PM

Marc, just because your too much of a pansie to eat Whiteys, don't try to impose your views on us, fascist.

Brock on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:19 PM

Whities is a neccessity. Jay... can you do some chemical experiment to find out what the hell is actually in one of those things. Its got to be some kind of horrible intestinal bacteria that creates the paint-pealing flatulence derived from the mini-burgers.

Marc on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:20 PM

I've even whiteys, jackass. On occassion, jackass. Without being drunk too, jackass. And have come to find that if i take down too many, like close to five, then i might get some serious stomach pains atferwards. Every once in a while I decide to try it and say, "Hey maybe this time they won't sick" But some of the time they do. Maybe I have a weak stomach, or maybe mine isn't as dramatically strong as yours cause mine doesn't get frequent deposits of man-protein. Who knows. so i may be a fascist, but i ain't no fagscist, you phaggophobe.
lol
Toodles

Marc on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:21 PM

Yes I know "tootles" was wicked gay.
lol
Tootles

Brock on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:23 PM

Deposits of man-protein... that might be whats in those things... and the reason why hetero men have such explosive responses to it.

adrian on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:38 PM

Things are looking up for Matt in California...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/fc?cid=...ys_and_Lesbians

Jay on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:48 PM

You've even Whiteys? What the hell does that mean? How do you even a burger? Do you make sure it's completely flat?

Brock on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:48 PM

DUDE!!! Lesbians are cool, when they are hot, and making out... but not when they are older than Elvis' rotting sac hair.

Brock on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:49 PM

Maybe he was making sure that two Whities were equal, by evening them out.

adrian on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:54 PM

I think spider man meant to post eaten instead of even Jay. But I could be wrong. And yes, Hot lesbians 4`ubeer is proof that God wants up to be Happy!

adrian on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 2:56 PM

ummm...why did it post like that phil?

Jay on Thursday, February 12, 2004 at 9:12 PM

I just noticed that you spelled supposedly wrong Phil. Jackass

Phil on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 5:42 AM

Oh lord, and it is misspelled just like fools pronounce it. That's what I get for copy and paste action.

Brock on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 6:12 AM

Now you are just being a flamer by pointing out all the spelling and grammatical errors Xota! I thought I taught you better than that.

Brock on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 6:16 AM

Phil, when can we expect some more updates and changes to the website. I just noticed all the "y"s in the Archive folder are missing. Also, what software are you using to create the website? Is there a fee to the server for this website? And I think Adrian would appreciate a link to the mullet page.

Phil on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 6:19 AM

I'm using ASP.NET to create the website. I'm paying about 9 bucks a month for the site. For some reason, my webhost got drunk and now thinks it is in Germany. I guess german dates don't have y's in the month names.

Brock on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 6:53 AM

I've heard if you put some banners on the website, you get a refund on some of your cost for using the server. Is there a place you can compare costs for web site hosting?
A side note: This is now the most commented on post to date!

Brock on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 6:54 AM

Sorry, I'm retarded... there is another post with 47 comments... but this will soon break that... I have a feeling.... or is that just the doughnut I ate for breakfast?

Phil on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 7:04 AM

Meh, 9 bucks isn't much for what I'm getting. I plan on using it for some other stuff too. It is actually 11 dollars cheaper a month than what I used to be paying for my old site, so I'm kinda "saving" money.

Church on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 7:38 AM

Ramblings of the day, 1. Adrian you're a bithc, didn't I see you at the Mass Supreme Court protesting for gay marriage. 2. I hate Charlotte and there were times Pitino should have resolved to keep Whitehead and Garcia on the bench. 3 White Castle breakfast rules and is probably the best thing on earth

Brock on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 8:30 AM

I am voting for Bush, unless Howard Dean roars again and miraculously wins the Democratic Primary, but here's a funny little site poking fun at the future Supreme Dictator of the World:
http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterka...onestdubya.html

Brock on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 8:32 AM

Dude, who doesn't hate Charlotte? I mean I like it when they beat Syracuse and North Carolina, but they are just a pain in CUSA... but I still think CUSA deserves more that 4 teams in the tournament... UAB gets no respect ever!

Phil on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 8:46 AM

Bobby Lutz looks like a porn star.

adrian on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 9:00 AM

UAB is a bunch of Ass Jockeys...that's all I really have to say. I also am voting for Bush because the Democrats are a bunch of Pussies! Except for Dean, who is just certifiable with a K

Jay on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 9:31 AM

Hey Brock, why don't you go love on a goat or something. I correct you guys so that outsiders don't think we're really retarded. Jackass.

Marc on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 9:35 AM

I'd be very happy with a Clark and Edwards co-ticket. Just as long as we get certifiable with a K out of the office. lol

adrian on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 9:39 AM

Wait, Hussein is out of office. Oh, your referring about Bush. lol

Jay on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 9:46 AM

I think Bush should drop Cheney and pick up Hussein as his running mate. I mean, if those guys can patch up their differences, anything is possible.

adrian on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 10:09 AM

Hussein's Slogan would be...

"I want to air dry that shit"

Church on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 10:53 AM

Brock, a vote for Bush, you're a moron. Secondly, I heard Dubya is dropping Cheyney and picking up Giulliani as a running mate. I would be most happy if Kerrey and Edwards ran on a ticket against Bush. Also, did anyone see the Russians or maybe the CIA assassinated a Chechn leader in Doha, today, interesting how they can get to anyone. One final thing, Amy Taylor, the Aussie Soccer player on page 2, s unbelievably hot and is part of a caldendar the team made and posed nude to drum up support for Aussie soccer

Phil on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 11:27 AM

Damn it, Matt. We need links to said calendar!

err, I mean, Happy valentines day MINDY!!!!

Hey Mindy, ear muffs.
For real matt, we want pics.

Brock on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 11:37 AM

Someone give Jay his pill. He's been very hostile lately, jackass!!
Its my vote, and I'm gonna use it on whomever I choose. I like Bush's policies, except abortion. Besides, because of Bush, I'm getting so much money back for owning a small business, I actually make money every tax season.
I second the vote for a link to that link to the Aussie calender.

Valentines Day?? Crap! I hate that holiday! It always sneaks up on me...
Enjoy the diamonds Michelle.

adrian on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 12:32 PM

Trivia Question...

How many footballs is the host team of a National Football League game required to have ready for play?

Marc on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 12:51 PM

oh my god, i know this one. i know this one. the correct answer is ....who gives a shit. it's stupid football, not something useful like how many days you should wait to call a girl. less than a week, adrian. less than never, jay. ooooh, double burn.

Jay on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 1:02 PM

Your right Marc, I am a big walking vagina. You have gotton SOOOO many more chicks to dance with you and then give you their phone numbers. Oh wait. No you haven't. Besides, Christie wasn't good enough for Big Jizzay Mother F***ing Smiznith.

kellie on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 1:10 PM

i miss chi chis. free chips and salsa. jay, how much for the guitar you'retrying to get rid of?

kellie on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 1:10 PM

any tips on how to get rid of a neighborhood stalker? oh guys, don't go behind any win dixies....

Jay on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 1:31 PM

A) Well, I paid like 450 for it, so I could go half of that and give it to you for 225 or so.

B) Break his kneecaps.

Marc on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 1:44 PM

damn jay man, chill. you have seemed rather hostile recently. do you want a talk? a hug? a reach-around?

Jay on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 1:47 PM

Do you want me to shove my foot up your ass sideways?

adrian on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 2:36 PM

Hum....anyone up for Hikes Point?

Church on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 3:33 PM

In response to the overwhelming requests, here ya go
http://www.itsvery.net/ca_matildas.html. I don't know how to past it as a hyperlink, so Phil if you can edit messages on the site and fix it that would be great, if not just cut and paste guys. Also, just think of all the cool shit I can find after Governor Bastard Fletcher removes me from the work force with his education cuts

Phil on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 7:16 PM

Kellie, I have no idea what produced your outburst about chi-chi's, but every freaking mexican restaraunt in town gives you free salsa and chips.

adrian on Friday, February 13, 2004 at 9:49 PM

Amen Brother!

Church on Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 10:03 AM

Free Chips, hmmm. Now I have figured out a way to afford to eat for the next month. Besides Chico's was far superior to Chi-Chi's. Speaking of superior League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is a kick ass movie. Go Liverpool

Rumage on Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 2:55 PM

Free chips forever! Personally, I hit the tumbleweed for the free chips and perhaps a big ass burrito.

Brock on Sunday, February 15, 2004 at 7:27 PM

LXG was only good because it had Alan Quatermain in it, and those old B movies were great. That's where Sharon Stone got her start.

Church on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 5:48 AM

Nemo and Hyde were by far the best charactersin LXG

Brock on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 7:49 AM

That is true, they were the most interesting of the characters in the story. There were a couple of people (I'm vague on the movie since its been a while) that I don't really remember from literature that were in the story. If I'm wrong, fill me in, I'm curious to figure out who some of those people were.

Church on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 9:40 AM

Brock character in the story
Quartermain- King Solomon's Mines by Haggard
Dracula's Wife- Dracula by Stoker
Skinner- Invisible Man by Wells
Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde- No explanation needed here
Nemo- 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Verne
M- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes
TOm Sawyer- attempted trasnport of a grown up Sawyer into the story

Jay on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 10:10 AM

Dorian Grey (Gray? damn British, giving us to spellings for it), I believe, was in a novel of the same name.

Jay on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 10:10 AM

Wow, I'm retarded. I meant two spellings. I should just kill myself for that.

Church on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 10:16 AM

Thanks Jay I forgot that one. Dorian Grey from the Portrait of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde

Brock on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 10:25 AM

Sawyer was the one I was thinking of... I mean the name connects to Huck Finn, but it didn't really fit with the theme of the movie, so I was like, "where the hell did they come up with this guy?"

Jay on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 10:28 AM

Whoever wrote the graphic novel that the movie was based on, probably said to themselves "We need an American. What would Tom Sawyer be like if he were aged 15 years after Huck Finn?" You know, something like that.

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