Phil Holiday X

Looked at some stats for NattySci.com from google. Here are the results. Some of them include the ranking in google one where we show up when you search for that. Someone clicked on 74 pages after searching for shocker before settling on nattysci.com. Strong work

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Posted by Phil on January 18th, around dinner time | 900 comments

Comments

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 6:31 PM

I need to figure out how to restrict this to show me only people in india. they have the best search terms. I know www.makeanygirlwant to fuck.com is definitely indian

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 6:57 PM

textsfrombennet always makes me chuckle
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 6:59 PM

that actually made me laugh uncontrollably

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 6:59 PM

what is up with ann hathaway?

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 7:33 PM

not a clue

Brock on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 at 10:45 PM

Someone must have been searching for Jay with the "4 inch girth"

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 10:55 AM

My reason for packing on weight since college is that I felt my body fat was too low and that explained all my injuries.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 11:41 AM

Why do we need an excuse for packing on weight since college?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 11:42 AM

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...gue-deal-011812

49 y/o Jamie Moyer making a comeback with the Rockies after Tommy John surgery.

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 12:12 PM

making fun of the excuses for UL injuries

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2012 at 3:04 PM

Douglas, your gf is on the yahoo front page. The life and times of jodie sweetin.

douglas on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 9:31 AM

i was seriously about to post about her right now turning 30 yesterday. you know me so well

douglas on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 9:31 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/former-full-h...-221121460.html

douglas on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 10:15 AM

one of the best pictures ever:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/imag...umb=SfQSvBFVa4y

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 11:26 AM

I like her reason for not getting married. Going to have to remember that one. "Oh yeah, I just respect gay rights so much I don't feel comfortable getting married unless they can too....yeah....gay rights"

douglas on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 1:28 PM

yeah, she loses me when she opens her piehole, she needs to keep it shut and look pretty, she's fantastic at that

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 1:32 PM

i liked this summary of football recruiting terms
http://www.sbnation.com/college-foo...iting-terms-faq

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 2:00 PM

golf cart ambush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDH...ture=digest_fri

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 3:09 PM

eli's picture on the ESPN homepage is the most Eli face of all eli faces

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 3:14 PM

picture in question:
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/012...ng20_mb_576.jpg

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 3:50 PM

apparently Willis was guaranteed to start next season by Calipari. I find that questionable...

joe on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 4:14 PM

next season he is a senior in high school

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 4:17 PM

er, freshman year. whatever

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 4:32 PM

i like that the announcers are so excited about this save that they say "suck on that"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlJwRFsF_7U

adrian on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 5:49 PM

Dumbest sports quotes of all time.

http://blog.theslingshot.com/2011/1...tes-of-all-time

joe on Friday, January 20, 2012 at 10:20 PM

http://www.jockular.com/12900/sport...st-funny-emails

I like the law firm of Ben, Jarvis, green and Ellis.

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 9:53 AM

If I were to invite people over tonight when the ul game is on, would any one show up? Phil said he would be there.

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 11:44 AM

Yes

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 12:15 PM

cool. game on tonight.

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 2:06 PM

gift call there on that jumper by darius miller

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 2:08 PM

and horrible call right back down the court

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 2:08 PM

i really hate refs this year

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 2:09 PM

dumb foul lamb

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 2:11 PM

they won't call the foul when they are trying to, but a bump on accident is a foul

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 2:13 PM

the SEC special olympics commercial was weird

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 2:15 PM

davis got a lot of arm on that last play. good call, but they called a lot less fouls earlier

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 2:27 PM

Having dinner at 730 with scrog, I'll come by after that

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 6:34 PM

paterno dying

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2012 at 8:09 PM

Why couldn't it be Sandusky dying?

Phil on Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 2:26 PM

headline on the onion:
Joe Paterno Dies In Hospital; Doctors Promise To Tell Their Superiors First Thing Tomorrow

Phil on Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 6:10 PM

should have called a timeout there. cundiff was way too russhed. that was weird.

joe on Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 6:11 PM

choke

adrian on Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 6:12 PM

well shit!

Brock on Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 6:13 PM

I wish Flacco would have tried to get that first down on foot to at least take one more shot at the endzone. Another Super Bowl with Tom Brady getting blown by the commentators...

Phil on Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Flacco is no Footsteps Falco

Phil on Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 6:25 PM

Is tom brady drunk?

joe on Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 7:39 PM

yes

Brock on Sunday, January 22, 2012 at 8:21 PM

Trinity class of '97 folks:

Did you get the notice that no one from the class has volunteered to organize the reunion this year? Don't we have like 4 guys teaching at Trinity from our class? Wouldn't you think one of them would at least take the lead on this?

All I care about is a healthy supply of booze.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, January 23, 2012 at 8:52 AM

Dude, we're fucking old. This might be the first reunion that isn't everyone just hanging out at a bar like a usual weekend. Most everyone has a real job and prob married with kids.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2012 at 8:58 AM

15 years. someone in your class probably has a son at trinity.

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2012 at 11:47 AM

Wasn't the 10 year reunion held in the cafeteria? It seemed more like a "donate money" and less of a reunion set up to me.

Maybe I should organize the reunion. With hookers. And blackjack!

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2012 at 5:54 PM

going through this right now:
http://memegenerator.net/instance/13554445

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2012 at 6:16 PM

From what I remember about the 10-year was a meet-and-greet in the Art Center with appetizers before the football game. Everyone was showing off the wives and kids (Travis Stoess bragged about being an adult film producer).

After the game we went to Saints (they had reserved the upstairs). I remember taking shots with Mark Amick, Mike Finnegan, and Chris. I believe there was also a poker tournament at some point, but that seemed a little sketchy... you know... those guys from St. Rita...

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 12:08 AM

Brock, I think you're right. 5 year was at O'Shea's, 10 year saints. Friday was tour, football game, and bar. Saturday was a texas holdem tourny.

Phil on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 12:09 PM

saw this on the onion's news ticker and chuckled
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ma...ke-off-j,27150/

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 1:19 PM

kevin pollack referencing influential people in the US and the 2 he brings up are hugh hefner and MLK. odd combo.

Phil on Tuesday, January 24, 2012 at 1:28 PM

i have a couple of these guys in the never ever class this time
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35sg1q/

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 12:56 PM

brian guinn just made a comment to me about reading an email from our supervisor and all he could imagine in his head playing in the background was "AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!"

I have been ruined for the day, there is no getting it out of my head.

Phil on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 1:09 PM

john kerry had a couple of black eyes and a broken nose from taking a high stick in a pickup game
http://www.boston.com/Boston/politi...nxpL/index.html

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 1:41 PM

I asked a guy at work what happens first: Miquel cabrera and Prince Fielder combine for 600 hrs or 600 lbs? He tweeted it to Brandon Phillips, reds 2nd baseman to see if he answers it.

Phil on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 3:17 PM

i have a zit on my ass and it is ruining my day

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 3:38 PM

better or worse than the zit just inside the nostril?

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 3:38 PM

or zit right on the lip?

Phil on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 4:05 PM

I'm already damn ugly, so face zits don't bother me. Sitting on one hurts

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 4:13 PM

I think the inside the nostril and lip ones are extremely painful

Phil on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:49 PM

the onion's jerry sandusky piece is amazing
http://www.theonion.com/articles/je...ings-joe,27169/

douglas on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 9:02 PM

Nostrils are the worst

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 9:48 AM

The in unison repeated "you suck" cheer while pointing at the ref was classic last night. Card Chronicle I hear has a nice video of the ref while this is going on.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 11:22 AM

Scientists: 'Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?'
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sc...e-has-to,27166/

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:16 PM

describe drakes in one sentence

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:21 PM

I hear there is a new Drakes in the Summit area. I heard that is is creepier then the one in St. Matthews.

My one sentence to describe Drakes:
i have a zit on my ass and it is ruining my day


Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:45 PM

being hungry and going to the CJ home page is a tease right now. I want some wings.

Which brings me to my next question: what's the situation on the super bowl?

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:49 PM

I have no clue. Last year we had pizza and wings at douglas'.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:58 PM

oh yeah, that's right. last year I got stuck at my aunts. LAME

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 1:10 PM

The HR person came to me for recommendations on pizza ordering. Literally my proudest moment as an employee here.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 1:39 PM

i wouldn't mind doing super bowl at my place, especially w/ surround sound, but it's the night before the scheduled c section, and there's a good chance we won't make it that long, so i wouldn't make plans to do it at my house. i'll definitely go somewhere to watch it though assuming i'm not in the hospital. actually, even if i'm in the hospital i'll still probably leave to go watch it

Brock on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 2:07 PM

You may want to consider hiring a new HR person if they do not know how to order a pizza.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 2:47 PM

gotta love these espn polls:
http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=106234#comments

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 6:20 PM

there were questions regarding the topping distribution and quantity best needed to make the office happy

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 6:58 AM

http://m.espn.go.com/ncb/bracketolo...Region?region=3

Uk the 1, and ul v. Murray in the first round. Bracketology dude must like fucking with people.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 8:15 AM

SI has a thing on Brandon Knight's 4.36 GPA in high school. Wooooo!

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 8:26 AM

ferris bueller in a super bowl ad:
http://www.thewrap.com/tv/article/m...-ad-video-34815

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 8:36 AM

tomorrow evening I am leaning towards the same thing as last weekend. Be watching the UL game at home. Game starts at 8. If anyone is interested let me know.

adrian on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 8:43 AM

Phil email me the db schema of nattysci.

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 10:43 AM

someone figured out when "Today Was a Good Day" was written about
http://murkavenue.tumblr.com/post/1...-cubes-good-day

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 2:19 PM

this place is dead.

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 2:21 PM

joe, I got dinner with the family at 6pm so I will swing by afterwards.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 2:29 PM

all the cool kids are doing it

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 2:30 PM

listening to zooey deschanel in a podcast. I can't figure her out.

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 2:40 PM

i'll probably come by after the kiddo's in bed

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 3:31 PM

someone on reddit listed this polish soldier as the person they'd pick if they got stuck in a bar fight and could pick anyone from history to get their back:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(soldier_bear)

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 5:35 PM

Anyone know anything about roku for the tv?

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 5:41 PM

I do!

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 5:47 PM

Laura's brother just sent it to us for Christmas. Thoughts?

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 5:50 PM

it's pretty sweet, especially if you have a netflix subscription, or want to watch Amazon.com rentals. My buddy has one and canceled their cable. They don't watch a bunch of sports though. It can also show ESPN3 I believe.

The reason I wanted it was that they have NHL GameCenter integration

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 5:50 PM

Side note: I *think* Laura can get Amazon Prime for free here:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/student/signup/info

With my amazon prime I can stream a bunch of movies from them for free, so that might be a good deal too.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 6:00 PM

Setting it up now. I need more hdmi outlets.

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 6:10 PM

When I was shopping for TVs I was thinking about buying one, but it seems most $1000+ TVs come with something built in for free.

Which led me to come up with my own idea: componentized add-ons for TVs. So instead of needing a separate box for a DVD player, xbox, ps3, roku, etc it has say four slots that let you plug in devices into the TV like you would an NES cartridge. All the devices would plug into the TV that would be the power source and also have built in componentized storage, wifi and optical readers that all the devices share. Less cables, cheaper costs to build devices because they piggy back off of the TV and not need to have redundant shit all over your living room.

That's my idea.

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 6:12 PM

this comic made me chuckle:
http://i.imgur.com/CfUeB.png

joe on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 6:28 PM

That is the shit I fix at work. Today was " I keep printing on blue paper."

Me: what color paper do you want?
Them: white
Me: that is tray 3, blue is tray 2
Them: how do I print from tray 3
Me: hit print then click tray 3

Dumb People make me feel smart

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 8:26 PM

Three college hockey games on at once. Huh.

joe on Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 11:22 AM

http://deadspin.com/5880150/don-mat...her-trick-shots

Trick shot videos are old now. However, if you get to the end don mat tingly drills a bear mascot I. The head in an outtake.

We need to film an entire trick shot outtake video. No shots are made and people and animals are harmed in the making.

joe on Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 12:11 PM

I really should have finished zombie strippers! Last night. I am in suspense of how it ends.

joe on Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 12:46 PM


All-Inclusive Suite - $1000 (April & May only)
You won't find a better option for Bats baseball than our 22-person all-inclusive food and beverage suite rental package. The professionally catered buffet includes snacks, hamburger meal, beverages & dessert. Be sure to take advantage of this offer soon as available dates won't last long!

I feel we should find a reason to do this for a bats game. I feel we could get our money back out of it.

Phil on Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 4:02 PM

that includes booze? count me in, and probably Pat and his wife and kid too

joe on Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 4:34 PM

If it is booze it is a great idea.

Phil on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 12:05 AM

I told Pat about it and he immediately told his wife "Hey Angie, Phil and Joe are getting a suite for the bats and we are going"

douglas on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:02 AM

i was talking about zombie strippers these morning, in response to being called a pervert, i noted the movie's high production value, timely humor and suspenseful storyline as reasons to think beyond the movie's title

Phil on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:45 AM

someone asked why we were watching it and I said "we were drunk, and don't even pretend like you aren't intrigued by that title"

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:01 AM

tito ortiz and freddy kreuger are in it!

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:02 AM

Adrian and I were discussing super bowl plans. he said he would look into hosting. Douglas, could you sneak out to lake forest area or is that too far away? Phil, you in? Other ideas?

Phil on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:16 AM

I'm in. If my sister or sparker had more seating I bet I could talk them into hosting it.

I'm looking into getting a throwaway visa that I can use to gamble on the game too.

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 11:01 AM

Change of plans, any one else want to host Super Bowl?

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 11:02 AM

I'll check with laura and see. Are we expecting more than phil, douglas, adrian and me?

adrian on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 11:07 AM

Phil I am working on giving nattysci a much needed face lift. Text me your email address so I van send you some stuff.

Phil on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 11:16 AM

phil.scott@gmail.com

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 11:17 AM

have we considered password protection to get into the sci?

Phil on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 11:25 AM

never!

douglas on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 3:11 PM

so i shaved this morning, and apparently i missed a single fucking hair right below my lip, and this single fucking hair is bugging the absolute fuck out of me today. and i can't yank it out because your skin is so soft there it just pulls your skin away from your body

douglas on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 3:11 PM

it's like the nostril zit

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 4:11 PM

horrible

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 6:37 PM

feb. 10th. we going drinking for trinity's 21st b-day. Who is in?

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 7:05 PM

Phil, just for you I invited the 25ish year old female neighbor and told her to bring friends.

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 7:09 PM

by the time AJ and kaelyn are 21 we won't be allowed to party. We are nearing our last chance to rock out a 21st b-day.

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 7:21 PM

Email to my neighbor:

on a scale of 1-10, how do you rank yourself on alcohol tolerance? 10 being rock star 1 being only tasted wine at communion. Just curious to see how to plan the evening. I want you to make it out of the house, and at the same time I am curious if I can keep up with you because I want to make it out of the house as well. if you rank 3 or above, what do you like or what would you like to try? if you know specifics include brands. We may not respect your opinions and make you drink whatever we put in front of your face whether it tastes like buffalo sweat or not.

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 7:29 PM

well thursday i had 5 natural ice's, whiskey, rum and vodka, so id say a few beers before and maybe a shot or two would be good ha

haha id get you

hmm jagger, budlight, keystone are all good

gueniuess definatly, colt 45 lol

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 7:31 PM

I interpret this to crappy 40s and jager bombs.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 8:04 PM

mmmm....40's and jager bombs. That can only turn out well.

joe on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 8:38 PM

I dont know where this can go wrong. we got trin and a friend of his, any of us that go, and both kim and david bottom. I am trying to get greg in.

Brock on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:44 PM

Devil shot and Buffalo Sweat! Its tradition!

adrian on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:04 PM

I forgot about the devil shot

Phil on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:12 PM

we need a van

joe on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 9:28 AM

I am thinking go first to do the devils shot and then head back home to pregame and tehn walk to st. Matthews. Platts oldest works at Mollys so we have to go there and harrass him emptying garbage cans.

Phil on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 9:35 AM

Nyjer Morgan is skating with the San Jose Sharks tomorrow. I'm intrigued to see how well this dude actually can skate. Supposedly he used to be quite the little hockey player.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...-035802099.html

douglas on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 9:49 AM

if you're doing the 10th then i'll be out for sure, first night home from the hospital...

joe on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 9:50 AM

haha. how many more days?

douglas on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 10:03 AM

scheduled for the 6th, which is monday. hospital for 4 days, so the 10th would be like our first night home w/ the kids. good luck getting sarah to let me leave the house then

joe on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 10:05 AM

I'll bring you a beer.

douglas on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 10:26 AM

makes sure it's bottles, babies like bottles

joe on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 10:39 AM

in taht case I'll bring 3, 1 for you and one for each baby

douglas on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 10:58 AM

i think they'll appreciate that

joe on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 11:00 AM

take that back, only the boy gets a beer. I can't be buying the girl beer yet.

douglas on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 11:30 AM

good point, i wouldn't want you to be the first guy i have to beat up who tries to get my daughter drunk

douglas on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 4:11 PM

update on ice cube's good day:
http://deadspin.com/5880881/interne...ovember-30-1988

Phil on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 11:45 PM

joe, if you are looking for a 30 for 30 movie like movie on hulu/ruku check this out:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/118204/pond-hockey

joe on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 5:44 AM

Sci, don't fail me today. Slept like shit and have been up since around 3:30. Watched American wedding of the American pie series and on to married with children. Art Mann presents at a buffet concert is kind of depressing and intriguing at the same time. It's basically a game of how old are the boobs, 22 or 52.

joe on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 5:50 AM

tiffany amber theisen on married with children on a date with bud bundy

douglas on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 7:58 AM

what the fuck were you doing up at 3:30

Brock on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 8:06 AM

You may want to get a prescription for Ambion.

joe on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 8:19 AM

The stress of signing day may have kept me awake. I am deciding between Brown Mackey, University of Phoenix and Southern Baptist Seminary.

douglas on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 11:28 AM

no on the seminary, yes to brown mackie or phoenix, women who take online classes have notoriously low self esteem issues, like shooting fish in a barrel

joe on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 12:23 PM

The seminary's perk was that they said if I came and played for them that when I die, on my deathbed, I will receive total consciousness. So I would have that going for me.

Brent on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 12:34 PM

Joe, can you ask the guy running te pick'em league if he sent that check. I haven't rcvd anything.

Brent on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 12:35 PM

Joe, can you ask the pick'em league guy if he sent that ck...haven't rcvd anything.

Brent on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 12:37 PM

Bought this laptop today...looks like a pretty sweet deal for $300 Curious what Adrian or Phil have to say... http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/682...cell-win-7-prem

joe on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 1:04 PM

Brian Guinn is signing with Arizona State, because he heard they are all about school and no parties.

My mel kiper response is that "it is a good christian atmosphere to better build yourself as a person spiritually and academically"

douglas on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 3:34 PM

it's no bellarmine, that's for sure

Phil on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 4:14 PM

looks like a heck of a deal for $300. First thing I'd do is format that mofo and put an empty install of Win7 on it though. My guess is that to get it that cheap they install a shit ton of "trial software"

Brent on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 5:15 PM

Good to know, Thanks Phil! Adrian...you're dead to me.

adrian on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 5:25 PM

Damn Brent...Why do I have to be dead to you? It does look like a good deal. I recommend sometime in the next 6 months - 12 months you invest in SSD (solid state drive). It is by far the best investment you can put in a laptop/desktop. My macbook boots up and is ready to use in about 16 seconds.

Phil on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 5:28 PM

Hooray for SSDs

Phil on Wednesday, February 01, 2012 at 11:16 PM

nyjer morgan skating with san joes
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...-011747027.html

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 10:26 AM

cool thing budweiser did for a rec league hockey team:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=y0qZYqdsYAg#!

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 10:27 AM

I'm surprised the groundhog didn't predict "no winter"

douglas on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 10:36 AM

i'll take six more weeks of this winter

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 10:39 AM

Ok, who is in for the super bowl and my buddy Sparker's house (over by St. X)?

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 11:17 AM

me and maybe laura

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 12:18 PM

adrian you in? Sparker is looking for food items to prepare.

adrian on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 12:55 PM

I am in

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 1:17 PM

her spinach artichoke dip from basketball

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 1:18 PM

we need wings?

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 1:18 PM

tacquitos?

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 1:21 PM

meatballs?
other assorted dips?

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 1:21 PM

how many people we looking at outside of sparker, me, laura, you and adrian?

douglas on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 1:23 PM

who's sparker and where does he live?

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 1:28 PM

sparker is a she and lives out by st. x apparently

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 1:28 PM

first name starts with s and last name parker

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 2:25 PM

her address: http://g.co/maps/zujn6

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 2:31 PM

Sparker might have just gotten hosed by work. Details to come

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 2:44 PM

Phil's condo is the fallback plan

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 2:45 PM

I can bring back the stadium seating

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 2:49 PM

do we need stadium seating for 4 people?

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 2:54 PM

yes

douglas on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 3:05 PM

i know exactly where she lives, an old friend of mine lived on that street

douglas on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 3:17 PM

and if stadium seating is an option we don't take advantage of, i feel we'd be letting ourselves down

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 3:28 PM

will there be a party deck, mezzanine level and everything?

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 4:02 PM

the party deck is still waiting for sponsorship before construction can begin

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 4:02 PM

this comic made me chuckle:
http://www.anticscomic.com/?p=678

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 4:18 PM

sparker just sent me a message "PARTY ON, GARTH!"

I'm going to bring jalapino things and beer. She will have more but is still looking for requests

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 4:27 PM

tell me what to bring

Phil on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 4:33 PM

she says "BYOB"

joe on Thursday, February 02, 2012 at 8:44 PM

Just watching jurrasic bark and saw the 9-3 rose bowl scorenand looked it up and wikipedia showed this:


In the Futurama episode, Jurassic Bark, The (incorrectly inversed) 2nd quarter score is briefly shown on Fry's parents' television, while Fry's mother wears a cheese head.
In the Futurama episode "The Luck of the Fryrish", Fry's mother mentions the day Wisconsin won the Rose Bowl 17-9 in reference to the day Fry disappeared.

douglas on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 10:37 AM

i need some help here, i really don't feel like working and i need more distractions, an inactive sci isn't helping

joe on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 10:41 AM

so do you have kaeyln at all this week? how is that being handled?

joe on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 10:42 AM

did you know that there is a new adam sandler movie coming out with rob van winkle in it? vanilla ice is a legend

douglas on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 10:42 AM

i don't have kaelyn this weekend, my mom is picking her up from school on monday at lunch to come to the hospital.

joe on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 10:49 AM

that will be boring/exciting for her.

douglas on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 10:54 AM

she's not spending the night or anything at the hospital, and monday and tuesday we'll have enough visitors so she won't be bored, plus i just found they have wifi, so she'll have the ipad to play with and TV.

joe on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 11:00 AM

suburban or baptist east?

douglas on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 11:00 AM

suburban

joe on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 11:05 AM

you should finish zombie strippers while you are bored in the hospital

douglas on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 1:13 PM

my first moment of bonding with my son could be centered around jenna jameson covered in blood. i'm a special father

Brock on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 1:18 PM

Godsmack and Staind are coming to Rupp Arena on Derby Eve (May 4). We'll probably be in town for Derby, so if anyone wants to trek over to Lexington the night before Derby, I could swing it.

Alternatively, they have a show in Nashville the Friday after Derby (May 11), which would be ideal.

joe on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 1:20 PM

chris wants me to go to new orleans for it

Brock on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 1:24 PM

I looked at that too. I would be down for that, but its in the middle of the week.

Brock on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 1:50 PM

Wow... look at this lineup.

http://rockontherange.com/lineup.html

Wrecking Crew on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 4:23 PM

Barry and I may be going to the one down here...Mardis Gras is only in a couple weeks too if anyone is looking for something to do.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 4:26 PM

Yeah that concert looks pretty badass, Brock. I still dont like rock bands with female lead singers though. Halestorm playing with Godsmack and Staind, also in that lineup Brock posted. They sing that song "I get off," if you've heard it.

Brock on Friday, February 03, 2012 at 8:18 PM

Ive seen Halestorm live. They are pretty good. Probably one of the best drummers out there.

Phil on Saturday, February 04, 2012 at 10:28 PM

something is weird about waking up at 10:30pm and being hung over from your saturday

adrian on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:09 PM

Anyone online?

Phil on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:10 PM

Yo yo. working on backup plans. Maybe joe's house?

adrian on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:10 PM

i can have it

Phil on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:12 PM

joe is going to run it by laura here in

adrian on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:12 PM

Lets get some ideas on food...do we want to order pizza tonight?

Phil on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:12 PM

"once she gets home". i'm retarded

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:12 PM

Adrian is clutch.

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:14 PM

The second pre game pitcher and the switch to bourbon barrel was the culprit.

Phil on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:14 PM

so adrians then? shoot me a txt with your address.

ordering pizza is tough today. takes like 90 minutes to get it delivered somtimes, and I feel like a dick once the pizza guy gets there

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:15 PM

Chug a beer to kill the second pitcher then sprint to catch a bus hurts.

adrian on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:16 PM

I really don't have anything but getting stuff won't be a problem. I will work on some cookies (or cookie cake) and chips and salsa. Pizza sounds good if we all want to pitch in a couple bucks. I don't have any beer in the house. I can go out and get some bud light or something. If you guys want to bring anything feel free.

Sound good?

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:16 PM

Frozen pizza and such?

Real food like cooking?

Phil on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:17 PM

The brat let me down. I thought it'd give me the nutrients to keep me from crazy go nuts drunk

adrian on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:17 PM

i was thinking papa johns since it is like 1 mile from my house

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:17 PM

No cooking sounds brilliant. Wicks deliver to you out there?

adrian on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:18 PM

I think so since there is one in middletown

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:18 PM

The Philly cheesesteak was insane

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:19 PM

Let me know your address and I'll be here around 6

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:20 PM

Papa johns works too

adrian on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:23 PM

I bet the pizza places will be bat shit crazy tonight but pizza and beer and football sounds good to me. I will text you and philco my address.
We just need to decide what toppings and how many and we are good.

Phil on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:28 PM

there is always digorno's. I know I'm too retarded to tell the difference between that and delivery.

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:28 PM

2 pizzas? Pepperoni and pineapple one and the other something meaty.

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:29 PM

With wicks you could probably call it in and say I'll pick it up at 6.

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:31 PM

Frozen pizza works too.

adrian on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:32 PM

Yeah lets get wicks. no offense to your Digorno idea phil. I havent had wicks in forever and sounds pretty damn good.

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:35 PM

Delicious

adrian on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:40 PM

I can't really think of wicks pizza sizes. Should we get one 16 or 18 inch pizza? Half pepperoni and pineapple and the other half pep and sausage?

Phil on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:44 PM

16" is for 4-5 people, 18" for like 6-8

Phil on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:44 PM

the half and half idea works for me

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 12:45 PM

18 inches...around

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 2:06 PM

Providence is choking!

douglas on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 2:42 PM

Someone make sure I get the address, I'll go in on some pizza as well

joe on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 4:29 PM

Message sent

Brock on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 8:34 PM

Tom Brady has a mohawk?

Phil on Sunday, February 05, 2012 at 10:46 PM

chevy should have ran this as their ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...ejbOFk7H6c#t=0s

joe on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 11:10 AM

So douglas is having the kids now and phil has a root canal today. the sci is a crazy place today.

Phil on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 11:22 AM

root canal isn't until valentines day. today I'm making up scores to fill in the D League playoffs in a manner that suits me best

joe on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 12:14 PM

well played.

joe on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 2:44 PM

as of 1:53 there were still no little e-douglets.

joe on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 2:46 PM

I almost referred to them as walker and texas ranger instead of e-douglets.

When referencing Chris' 2nd I am sticking with Deuce in honor of saints rb deuce mcallister.

Phil on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 3:12 PM

darren rovell broke down some super bowl bets:
http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000071663

Phil on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 5:41 PM

best quote from the super bowl:
http://i.imgur.com/zc2g1.png

Brent on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 5:47 PM

Joe, what's the name of the guy that runs the pick'em league?

joe on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 5:51 PM

Sean

Bigworm on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 6:11 PM

Congrats Douglas.

Phil on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 6:17 PM

apparently this is the second half that clint eastwood was talking about in the ad last night:
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/0...vigilantes-1-5/

Phil on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 6:47 PM

i keep watching the will ferrel old Milwaukee ad
http://deadspin.com/5882821/we-now-...e-info-about-it

Phil on Monday, February 06, 2012 at 10:40 PM

Mr Quiggly predicts super bowl
http://imgur.com/p48eV

Phil on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 at 12:32 PM

I liked the blurb at the bottom of the 50s mark
http://www.theonion.com/video/in-th...profanit,27288/

joe on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 at 1:03 PM

I woke up this morning with a sprained ankle. Had no clue what happened. Usually only happens on crazy weekends, not monday nights at home. eventually figure out a dog slept on my foot causing it to hurt.

Phil on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 at 1:52 PM

There is a good chance you hurt it on Saturday and your ankle finally sobered up to the point you feel pain

joe on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 at 1:53 PM

excellent point.

joe on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 at 3:36 PM

So for Friday's b-day party we got interst from Phil and Adrian. We are also partying in honor of Douglas. Anyone else showing any interest?

joe on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 at 3:39 PM

with phil, laura, adrian and me it looks like we have a crew of at least 8 people that have said yes. The other is a friend of trin and then other neighbor (kim and david if you remember them). Greg and Lisa have expressed interest but won't confirm or deny they will show up.

Phil on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 at 3:44 PM

article for douglas.

Childbirth Is A Precious Rite Of Passage, If You Enjoy Agony, Terror, And Flying Jets Of Blood
http://deadspin.com/5883013/childbi...g-jets-of-blood

joe on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 at 8:05 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...-zombies-video/

strange video

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 07, 2012 at 9:40 PM

I was more impressed by their baseball facilities than their acting. Does UNC Greensboro have that good of a team?

adrian on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 9:28 AM

So the duke piece of shit fan that I work with started off with saying how overrated UK is and how they were not impressive vs Florida. How in the hell can this a-hole even run his mouth? To paint a picture for you of who this clown is he is around 45, lazy eyed and writes Duke #1 on my board by my cube everyday.

joe on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 11:24 AM

and it bothers you so he continues

Phil on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 12:48 PM

open letter from kenny powers to tim tebow
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...etter-tim-tebow

adrian on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 1:54 PM

Actually I ignore him. But he keeps on keeping on.

Phil on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 3:29 PM

shitmydadsays: "Valentine's day is bullshit. Our DNA demands we fuck each other, so if you need a holiday to talk your wife into screwing you, it's over."

Phil on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 5:52 PM

Madonna is at the super bowl!
http://teamcoco.com/video/billy-eichner-super-bowl

joe on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 7:25 PM

So in efforts to avoid the grocery I have been playing top chef at home. Take a couple ingredients you have in the house, google them and see the recipe that pops up. Amazingly good things show up. today was cornbread and chicken. the thing I got was a mexican recipe, who would have guessed.

joe on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 7:42 PM

wayne blackshear cleared to play, is he the missing piece?

joe on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 7:42 PM

nope, its van treese. miss van diesel

Phil on Wednesday, February 08, 2012 at 10:09 PM

are you talking to yourself?

joe on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 6:22 AM

Kind of

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 9:16 AM

3rd street dive made it onto reddit as one of their memes
http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnima..._not_attending/

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 10:07 AM

saw this on drew magary's twitter and chuckled:
"Jeremy Lin is Tim Tebow for liberals"

joe on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 10:35 AM

Corner Door any good? Going there before the Bellarmine game tonight.

joe on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 10:48 AM

mandatory OT is back!

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 11:01 AM

Corner Door is solid - it is a Philco Family Favorite. They have some spicy pretzels they put on the tables that are awesome, and the burger is really good that has like a soy sauce base. Get an appetizer though because when you get the burger really all you get is the burger and nothing else.

joe on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 11:08 AM

my uncle bought 10 tix to the game tonight. first time back since my senior yera I think

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 1:34 PM

there was a thread on reddit with a link to the video of Jeremy Lin crossing over John Wall. In it someone posted this: "Who says Asians can't drive"

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 5:17 PM

adrian, you ever see people submit personality tests with their resume?

adrian on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 6:01 PM

nope

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2012 at 6:16 PM

dude gave me a personality test that says he lacks the ability to focus on details for a senior development job. very odd

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 9:14 AM

this image on the cards chronicle cracked me up:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/9...rson_medium.jpg

joe on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 9:40 AM

Tonights line on the night for escapades:

haaaave you met my neighbor trinity he is a politcal science major at western but he minors in love

thank you will ferrell for this line from 80s night at the hornets game. He introduced emeka okafor "from UConn where he majored in econ and minored in love."

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 10:15 AM

I think the "his favorite movie is the notebook" might be more effective

joe on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 10:39 AM

he still lives with his mother is a no go?

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 10:58 AM

as long as we teach him to block out he'll be golden

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 12:43 PM

my valentines day shopping headquarters

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 1:41 PM

man, i fucked up that last link. don't care enough to fix it

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 1:42 PM

inside domino's war room
http://www.theatlantic.com/technolo...ar-room/252554/

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 3:19 PM

UK fans and their unquenchable thirst for knowledge:
http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/2...t-for-knowledge

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2012 at 6:24 PM

calipari's age quip was pretty fantastic
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab...-220931186.html

Phil on Saturday, February 11, 2012 at 8:20 AM

sorry jerome for the yellow mamba texts last night. joe and I caught the linsanity

joe on Saturday, February 11, 2012 at 10:33 AM

ha. we were just repeating the sign that was in MSG.

joe on Saturday, February 11, 2012 at 10:35 AM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...ba-shirts-sell/

proof we werent just drunk idiots

Jerome on Saturday, February 11, 2012 at 3:54 PM

Once Joe gave me some context, the yellow mamba texts were fully appreciated. Unfortunately, I missed last night's "Greatest Moments in Asian NBA Stars Who Aren't Yao Ming". Was this a sort of coming out for the guy last night? I mean, it's not like the season just started or anything ...

Jerome on Saturday, February 11, 2012 at 3:56 PM

I'm actually more surprised that he went to Harvard and his parents are letting him play basketball

Phil on Saturday, February 11, 2012 at 8:40 PM

things I never thought I'd say: "I wish the knicks vs the wolves was on tv"

Jerome on Saturday, February 11, 2012 at 8:48 PM

Kevin Costner must've fallen asleep at his post...

joe on Saturday, February 11, 2012 at 9:34 PM

And Bobby brown was just in Louisville with new edition!

douglas on Sunday, February 12, 2012 at 8:35 AM

Crack is whack

douglas on Sunday, February 12, 2012 at 8:36 AM

That is a strong joke jerome

douglas on Sunday, February 12, 2012 at 11:08 AM

So just perused the inter webs, and apparently the Costner joke is making the rounds

Jerome on Monday, February 13, 2012 at 8:59 AM

After my son made a crazy no-look pass at his basketball practice last night, one of the other kids shouted, "Good look, boy! You like Lins now?!?!?!" Black kids make me laugh ...

joe on Monday, February 13, 2012 at 9:57 AM

Ascension has black kids or is heplaying elsewhere?

Jerome on Monday, February 13, 2012 at 7:38 PM

He's playing somewhere else...

Jerome on Monday, February 13, 2012 at 7:39 PM

I think "neck balls" should be my new go-to move.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 13, 2012 at 11:11 PM

Siva is the worst fucking point guard ever. What did Russ do to get in Pitino's doghouse and why didn't Blackshear play much? Fucking Bullet running the offense for a good portion of the game. What the fuck?

Barry on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 1:21 AM

Natalie Gulbis bodypaint in swimsuit issue. Joe, you're slacking.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 6:22 AM

I haven't gotten my mail yet.

Chris, there as no offense unless Behanen rebounded or there was a run.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 6:23 AM

Russ had 4 straight tos when siva first went out. Blackshear no clue.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 9:35 AM

Russ was awful from what I saw. Had no clue how to handle that zone. And I thought Siva played great until he had that third ticky tack foul.

Really a one point loss to the #2 team in the nation ain't that bad. Of course, I didn't see the second half so there might be a perfectly valid reason people think the sky is falling but all things considered I wouldn't consider this game the team taking a step back

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 10:14 AM

Handjobs, Butt-To-Butt Action, And Other Sex Secrets Of The Champion Show Dog
http://deadspin.com/5884327/handjob...ampion-show-dog

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 10:40 AM

how I feel about valentines day
http://www.theonion.com/articles/sm...ines-day,16688/

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 10:55 AM

Just a frustrating loss because we had every oppurtunity to win. We couldnt close. No nice pass russ. missed FTs and layups.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 11:45 AM

I only half paid attention to the first half, but the second half they couldnt handle the zone worth shit. They stood around and passed the ball around the perimeter, occasionally gave the ball to Gorgi in the middle but he couldn't make a wide open shot from the free throw line. I agree it wasn't horrible but they played well enough to win and didn't capitalize.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 11:47 AM

And what was Siva thinking on that last play? Nobody was guarding the wing where Kuric and Smith were. I know Kuric wasn't shooting for shit, but I'd rather him take an open shot then throw the ball to Gorgi with a collapsing defense.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 12:43 PM

DP show poll question:
would you rather be on the cover of sports illustrated, or date the swimsuit issue cover girl?

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 1:03 PM

do we get to choose why we are on the cover? I mean I don't want to pick that one and end up with this cover:
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/image....jpg?1329018641

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 1:43 PM

I nearly just lost my right middle finger to a paper jam. damn toner catridge pinched my finger off. That would be a horrible way to go, losing a finger fixing a paper jam.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 1:48 PM

and yes, your SI cover is for good, not getting tea-bagged by blake griffin or steamrolled by bo jackson or something. You are the spotlight for good.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 3:14 PM

si cover. I'm too insecure. much rather people want to be me than have people want to bang my girl. UNLESS with the girl you get the qualities that make her want to date you.

Jerome on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 3:47 PM

The fact that Phil posted that on Valentine's Day makes me sad

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 6:21 PM

Did Phil have the root canal today?

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 6:30 PM

Phil, the dog sex thing is pretty funny. Kenzie would try to hump Keira through the crate wall. The stuck butt to butt is true. Both litters were conceived in the driveway where they were stuck butt to butt. No hand jobs.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Jerome this is all you...

http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/s...mamba-t-shirts/

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 8:22 PM

Root canal complete.

I get fucking weird on nitrous. I wish I could write down everything I'm thinking while on it. It's some fucking serious psychological weirdness and some issues I've repressed I think. Good times.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 8:34 PM

Rank compared to cheese dreams?

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 at 8:40 PM

cheese dreams are terrifying and more nightmare fuel. it is obvious under nitroous that my whatever is blocking these thoughts is unleashed and seeping into my brain. Things make perfect sense while I'm thinking them and I can definitely correlate why I'm thinking them.

For example, I imagined the dentist (tony) in an argument with his assistant - but it was obvious that tony was my dad and the assistant was my mom and they were having a fight like they did before the divorce. And I'm sitting there helpless to say or do anything, but feel like it is my fault. I'm telling you my brain has some weirdness locked in it begging to get out.

Even weirder - my brain starts hearing different music than what is playing. The very last "high" moment I have on nitrous I consistently hear John Mellencamp. It is quite bizarre.

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 7:00 AM

Radio debating success of ivy league grads. One host dropped a comment about an ivy league grad driving a cab. They asked for callers if anyone knows any ivy grads who are at the equivalent of driving a cab.

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 9:14 AM

I'd say being our DD is a lower level than driving a cab

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 9:41 AM

especially after the rutgers game

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 9:47 AM

that was doing god's work

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 9:51 AM

you going to pond hockey this weekend?

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 9:53 AM

I have the disease chris had a little while back where after you hit a certain drink level, you skip ok drunk and go straight from normal to lost. The progression of booziness does not occur anymore and levels are skipped. Its like warping in mario brothers.

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 11:24 AM

I think our problem is the hot babes that roofie us.

Brock on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 11:34 AM

So I thought that moving off a college campus into an office building would end the eye candy opportunities.

However, they keep bringing in these girls from the Vanderbilt Business School to interview for internships. Lets just say they don't wear pant-suits. Well done Biotech Industry.

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 11:52 AM

is this what the interview room looks like?
http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.c...15e20b8dbbc.jpg

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 12:42 PM

I researched the pantsuit statement. The comment I received is that "ugly girls wear pantsuits".

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 1:48 PM

joe and I deserved this card on friday
http://www.someecards.com/sports-ca...ist-funny-ecard

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 5:37 PM

I got a "talk" leaving work today about "noise" around my cubicle. It was a polite complaint of talking too much. I think someone complained about the person next to me asking me questions and just talking to me. oh how I love the work world.

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 5:50 PM

here's a 50% of coupon code for papa johns to make your day better:
FAMW5

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 5:52 PM

My mail today was insight bill, Jeremy Lin si cover, Victoria secret catalog, horse magazine and swimsuit issue. not a bad deal.

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 5:56 PM

Is there a safe way to tell an 8.5 month pregnant woman to shut up before she gets us fired?

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 5:56 PM

no

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 6:07 PM

Didnt think so. That is my excuse for answering her questions.

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2012 at 6:28 PM

someone made a post on the Louisville message board bitching about the game with this headline. Made me chuckle:
"GOT BEAT OFF FUNDAMENTALS "

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 10:56 AM

odds phil falls in the water at pond hockey is set at 20/1

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 11:06 AM

I'm going there is ice to fall through

Jerome on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 11:11 AM

I'd rather bet that he trips onto the bank and falls face first into the mud

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 11:14 AM

phil, is there no ice? I heard that they moved it to a different location that had ice.

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 11:57 AM

I'm told there is ice. they moved the location to a smaller lake apparently

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 12:44 PM

I know Josh was hitting the road this morning for hockey and took off work.

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 1:10 PM

I'm three hours away

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 1:45 PM

just bought some gator and kangaroo jerky from a weird roadside store

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:17 PM

there arent gators or kangaroos in michigan?

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:21 PM

A gator is going to break through the ice and eat phil mid game.

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:22 PM

we are guessing it is possum and miscellaneous roadkill

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:28 PM

how many teams you all taking? I was telling sean about it.

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:37 PM

quite a few. I'm thinking around 8 teams of 6

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 2:59 PM

I'm getting nervous. no frozen ponds yet...

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:55 PM

odds for phil falling in are now 8/1 with the no frozen ponds.

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 3:57 PM

I'm also drinking out of a coffee cup to hide the boooze

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 4:20 PM

5/1

Brent on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 5:47 PM

Joe, I dont know whats up with your buddy Sean but he never sent a check or will respond to my phone call. Basically, just asking him if the check was cashed because I never received anything.

Phil, did you ever turn in Steve and mine's money to Joe? If not, do you think you can mail that to me.

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 5:57 PM

I'l work on him tomorrow. I don't know what's up.

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 6:09 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...-the-jumbotron/

how did I not hear about this UK lawsuit?

Brock on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 7:04 PM

I have to second Brent. I believe I'm owed some money for the pick league as well. Pass along the message that I have brothers in town with a lot of free time, a need for cash, and baseball bats.

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 7:45 PM

That fucker. Didnt realize neither of you all got it.

Brent on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 7:50 PM

"Schweitzer rules!"

Joanna on Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 8:13 PM

Phil- Chris and I are looking to get a laptop to replace the one Ill have to give back to GE once #2 is born. All we really need it for is watching games on espn3 (so hdmi input) and the internet. We have an external harddrive for pictures and music. Any suggestions on what to get? I have just gotten a Dell in the past, but maybe that's overkill for what we need it for? I also have the Microsoft suite that I can install for Word, PPT, etc, so I dont need that either. Thanks for any help.

joe on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 8:22 AM

Joe: Dude, 2 of my friends still havent gotten the pickem money


Sean: What? I sent the checks last month


Me: neither brock nor brent got the money


Sean: well sh*t, I'll check when I get home today

He then corrected it to at lunch.

joe on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 8:24 AM

Sean: if I have to drive the money to DC they will have it by monday

joe on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 8:37 AM

I let him know that none of us are participating next year

douglas on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 8:40 AM

There appears to be a strong chance that my kids hate me

joe on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 8:43 AM

its only been a week and a half and they already know you that well?

adrian on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 10:06 AM

Trying to talk Jess into letting me buy this....

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.j...;standard=false

Phil on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 10:29 AM

hung over

joe on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 10:57 AM

did you get a pic with the cup?

Phil on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 12:36 PM

http://www.imgur.com/fbj7L.jpg

Wrecking Crew on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 1:41 PM

Looks like it would be worth $57900 to me

Brent on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 3:27 PM

Joanna, I just bought a laptop from staples that I saw on slickdeals. Total cost was $320 after taxes and rebate. It is perfect for what I need: watching espn3 and hooking up to tv.

Brent on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 3:28 PM

Good looking out Joe. We'll see if a ck comes in.

Joanna on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 5:32 PM

Brent- thanks, I'll take a look at that today.

Brent on Friday, February 17, 2012 at 9:09 PM

I think this might be a better deal than what I got but its $330 and looks like it will do everything you need.

http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/691...cell-win-7-prem

joe on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 6:44 AM

mandatory OT is a fantastic thing to do. I woke up randomly at 5 am, watched a friday night lights episode and got to work at 6:15 when the building opened. Get a few hours in and be home before noon for the UL game and asleep by halftime.

joe on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 7:24 AM

I dont know why I recheck the site this early, I dont expect a post.

Phil on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 10:27 AM

I am beat the fuck up from hockey yesterday. I will never complain about the quality of ice at iceland again. in our second game of the day the ice was so bad people couldn't go 3ft without falling

Phil on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 10:31 AM

that laptop looks solid. as I was telling brent, a pc that cheap is usually that cheap thanks to a bunch of trial software coming installed. use this program to clean it up http://pcdecrapifier.com/

Phil on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 11:03 AM

last night I got an email meant for someone else about some dinner gathering. So I replied to all and wrote this: "sounds delish!!!!!!1 but could the salad not have mandarin oranges? last time it didn't end well!!!"

joe on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 12:07 PM

or did you eat cheese and get drunk and imagine this?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 1:28 PM

MARDIS GRAS BITCHES!!!

Brock on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 3:57 PM

Adrian, are you simply interested in that model of Ferrari or the fact it has yellow rims?

adrian on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 4:37 PM

Miller's dunk was fucking bad ass!

joe on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 7:41 PM

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=htt...o0E872PDYxHkNuQ

I'm embarrassed to be a bellarmine grad.

joe on Saturday, February 18, 2012 at 8:18 PM

http://yfrog.com/nt69dzij

3 goggles

Brock on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 12:03 AM

Bring the fuckin' hate Card Nation!

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 8:02 AM

Thursday at 9 for those of us living in the right time zone

Phil on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 9:41 AM

I'm fucking drunk

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 10:03 AM

Strong work

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 11:33 AM

This was on facebook for last thursday. Found it this morning:

Some of you may already know, Mark “the Cuban” Fandino is leaving us for some free individual income tax, bikini babes (dudes?), and a new career opportunity in the Disney La, I mean Orlando, FL.

So to kick off Mark’s going away party, let’s meet up at the usual bdubs (if you don’t know where that is, you don’t deserve to be there) for some good wings, beer, and of course, some good ole bdubs talk this Thursday.

Phil on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 1:33 PM

That is literally one of the more bro facebook things I've ever read

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 2:20 PM

That was touching bro.

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 2:34 PM

Also, I wasn’t sure how many of us are still using FB, so if you see others around on a regular basis, please let them know! Bring a friend or two, but please be mindful and leave your kids at home.

Does this paragraph make it more or less broworthy?

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 3:32 PM

http://deadspin.com/5886306/everyon...-jeremy-lin-pun

More appropriate than chink in the armor?

Spike lee rocking a Lin Harvard jersey also, and Novak hit a 3 and did the Aaron Rodgers discount double check belt.

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 3:47 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/nyc/s...noon-linsanity/
All in one link

Jerome on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 8:12 PM

So if Phil and Marcus Brody say that I have a chink in my armor, can they get shit canned?

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2012 at 8:30 PM

per ESPN, yes. or at least a suspension

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 5:24 AM

LEGEND........

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 5:25 AM

ARY!!!!!

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 5:27 AM

Just flipped a Jeep Liberrty right side up. Awesome!!!!!!

joe on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 7:41 AM

Who flipped it wrong side up?

adrian on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 9:06 AM

Probably all of those ortho doctor thugs

Barry on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 9:50 AM

Nope. Cuban, Chris, myself and 1 other guy righted a Jeep Liberty on the way home last night. Story must be told by Chris.

joe on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 10:46 AM

Oh the suspense. My Sunday night consisted of falling asleep on the couch after eating pizza.

joe on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 10:47 AM

Seeing the Douglas twins sucked the life out of me. Poor Douglas. That household is more than a handful. I can only imagine how tired he is, I needed a nap after being there an hour.

douglas on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 11:58 AM

Poor Douglas indeed...

joe on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 2:31 PM

UL women on espn. This is painful basketball.

Phil on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 3:38 PM

The old man in this story is pretty bad ass
http://www.marinij.com/novato/ci_19991503

joe on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 3:47 PM

Schoni schimmel is what if Russ smith were a chick. You don't know what the fuck she is gonna do.

joe on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 3:52 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...ed-his-arm-off/

Gymnastics failure...being a dude.

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 7:29 AM

catching a bus at 5:40 is too damn early

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 9:04 AM

Holy fuck, I am too old for this shit

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 9:26 AM

Phil, Josh was giving me the hockey run down. 1 DUI this year?

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 9:26 AM

Chris, expand the jep story.

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 9:38 AM

Yep, barnbuilder mark (guy with the awesome dog) got busted with a .11. The whole town was twice as drunk the whole time so that was kind of bullshit he got singled out.

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 9:43 AM

and he was the guy that fell through the ice last year.

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 10:48 AM

we were joking that next year he'll probably fall on the fire pit.

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 11:58 AM

I'm racking my brain on this one. Wasn't there like some sort of mail in subscription service to get like wild animal trading cards? I distinctly remember a platypus involved in the commercials. I found an old ad for Safari Trading cards, but those were before my time I'd think (stop being sold in 1981)

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 12:29 PM

the take on kentucky at the first part of this article is magical
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...ankings-week-10

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 3:12 PM

worst sports radio ever. 1450 is filling out their bracket. The bracket that is based on bracketology. this is horrible.

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 4:04 PM

radio just said dillards at mall st matts being turned into a movie theater

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 5:25 PM

making my radio debut at 9:45 on drew deener's show

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 6:07 PM

I am lighting up the text line tomorrow!

adrian on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 7:01 PM

There will probably be a text tomorrow calling you a butt sniffer...just saying

Brent on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 10:31 PM

What a couple bulkshit technicals!

Brent on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 10:31 PM

What a couple bulkshit technicals!

Brent on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 10:31 PM

What a couple bulkshit technicals!

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 10:36 PM

josh from the VA took some solid photos while he was up in the UP. This is one of the few I don't look totally retarded
http://imgur.com/BZKEw

Brent on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 10:54 PM

Phil, I kinda feel as a home town guy, you really should have a Louisville Slugger hockey stick.

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 11:00 PM

i'm not even sure if you can buy those anymore

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2012 at 11:10 PM

someone suggested that ESPN should have to run the "the following broadcast is an informercial" before any UK games that Jimmy Dykes broadcasts.

DRIVE THE NAIL!

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 7:12 AM

deener show text number: 548-6964...light it up for phil around 9:45.

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 7:53 AM

UL baseball coach setting the bar high for you

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 8:51 AM

lots of pressure!

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 8:59 AM

45 minutes away. hockey patrick is listening from wisconsin. just had a hockey story about edmonton v. calgary last night. Also had a story about a nose job for a mets pitcher and nascar driver greg bifle's poodles dale and dale jr. You can't disappoint.

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 9:26 AM

pictures that define the 90s
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pict...capture-the-90s

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 9:38 AM

tough to follow BU basketball rap video being discussed

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 9:47 AM

less netflix, more me!

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 9:51 AM

he called you a friend!

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 9:54 AM

good game phil, good game.

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 9:56 AM

Only used 3 minutes of my 15 minutes of fame too. Leave the ladies with a tease

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 9:57 AM

Thanks Forde, Jody Demling....Phil Scott

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 9:59 AM

I'll text everyday for a month "more phil scott"

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:00 AM

I liked how he said you check him regularly in games. i texted dont take that from phil, he is soft. didnt make it on air.

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:00 AM

flood the hotline

adrian on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 10:28 AM

I was in a meeting and missed it. Crap!

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:02 AM

radio gold

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:27 AM

I can't wait to see the neilson numbers for that segment

douglas on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:22 PM

we need a recording

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:24 PM

trivia team name last night was "I'm giving it up for lent...ladies"

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 12:27 PM

Thirty-two minutes in:
http://www.mysports790.com/cc-commo...923561_6724.mp3

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 1:44 PM

Phil, Brock and Chris...A coworker made reference to fr. hemmerle Catholic Quick Recall at work today. We were discussing whether noncatholics can received ashes and why. He nailed the answer and credited CQR.

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 2:11 PM

anyone else hear about NKU starting "#HATEBELLARMINEWEEK?

douglas on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 2:31 PM

listened to the radio spot, if i was single i'd start dropping your name as a friend of mine to the ladies to make their panties drop

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 3:19 PM

i bet deener is worried about losing his job. i can see it now "katchuk and scott in the morning."

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 3:35 PM

hockey lego
http://i.imgur.com/GS8wj.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 4:29 PM

I'm calling my girl scout cookies "Tactical Arm of Planned Parenthood Cookies"

adrian on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 6:28 PM

great job philco!

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 6:33 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 6:34 PM

for those that didnt get the reference phil was making

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 6:36 PM

defamation of a stripper? you are a stripper, I'm sure you dont have much going for you anyways.

http://www.courier-journal.com/arti...pnews|text|Home

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2012 at 11:10 PM

We found Don Roger (my coach)'s son's boy band's video's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhX...player_embedded

apostrophe s

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 8:32 AM

deener with no phil makes me sad.

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:31 AM

Didn't even get an offer to talk about the D League Championship on the air.

#DEENERHATEWEEK

Jerome on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:35 AM

Does nattysci.com support hash tagging now?

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 12:24 PM

#ILIKEJEROMESUKELELE #TACTICALARMORPLANNEDPARENTHOODCOOKIES

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 12:41 PM

Apparently Goon is being released on demand tomorrow. If it is on Roku we should have a movie night tomorrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sytVoTYFT08

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 12:52 PM

might be worth it

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 1:15 PM

#UCHATEDAY #SUCKITBROCK

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 1:27 PM

go BU!

http://collegebasketballtalk.nbcspo...-anthem-charts/

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 1:40 PM

@DadBoner
Got up early today. Took a 45 minute shower nap. Combines sleepin in with gettin up & at 'em. If you take a whizz too it's triple tasking.

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 4:04 PM

Late time for a game, don't ya think?

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 5:41 PM

pond beer
http://www.cnbc.com/id/42109700?__s...ag*&par=RSS

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 7:43 PM

Combine stats:

1986. Jackson had concerned some scouts with his possible baseball career, but his 40-yard dash time was enough for NFL teams to forget all about that. Although his sprint was hand-timed, it's believed that Jackson ran the fastest 40-yard dash in the history of the NFL scouting combine, registering a verifiable 4.12. That was enough for him to be drafted No. 1 overall, but Tampa Bay never got a chance to sign him, as he chose baseball before being reentered the draft in 1987 when the Raiders took him in the seventh round.

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:31 PM

Watch out if Dixon heats up.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:34 PM

or cashmere

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:35 PM

Who has the better Senegal guy?

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:35 PM

UL is trying to match UC 3s with walks

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:35 PM

can yours dribble? Ours can't.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:38 PM

another walk

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:42 PM

russ got jiggy wit it per len elmore

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:43 PM

UL not looking good

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:47 PM

UC might shoot 45 3s this game

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:51 PM

kevin ware to zack price. your welcome brock

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:52 PM

and now nunez. your welcome

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 9:55 PM

why is UC booing, a foul was called on UL? and the sypher cheer is a year too late.

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:07 PM

If Parker is gone for game, that spells trouble for UC. He's the hustle guy that makes the 4 guard offense work.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:07 PM

ESPN has just gotten lazy on even being factually accurate

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:07 PM

cashmere has 4 3s not 3 ESPN analysts.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:08 PM

and chane behanan is not chase

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:15 PM

and they describe siva's final shot and show footage of an early layup of sivas. i hate espn.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:29 PM

SIVA'S DAD SIGHTING!

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:32 PM

Someone explain to me why when Gates gets mauled every time down low there is no call, but Behannan gets looked at and its a flagrant. Its a home game for UC refs.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:33 PM

its the big east...who knows

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:34 PM

walk or foul, call one or the other

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:35 PM

refs are horrible, i dont know what that kuric foul was

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:36 PM

gates is getting ready to do something stupid

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:38 PM

I'd like to believe that UC knocked that out of russ' hands out of bounds

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:42 PM

refs doing a good job of controlling the momentum of this game

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:44 PM

By the way, they are booing Behannan for being a traitor.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:45 PM

refs are slow on the whistle. its like they are waiting to see what happens first before they make up their mind.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:45 PM

I got that booing. They were booing earlier when a UC player tore his groin.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:47 PM

or as len elmore described it "hyperextended his knee backwards" which is not hyperextending at all

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:50 PM

um swopshire was held/tackled there. Granted the wind might have blown.

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:51 PM

Shouldn't the ref wait til the play happens before blowing whistle? Otherwise they would be pre-emptively making calls... calls that Pitino has continued to berate them into calling and that would be lame.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:52 PM

foul on the shot but they blow the whistle after the rebound

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 10:55 PM

swop for dieng makes me sad

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:01 PM

Jackson!!

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:01 PM

UC did come to play. Wish I could say UL did.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:03 PM

I hope UC storms the court after the game

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:04 PM

one ref called out of bounds 1 called foul

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:05 PM

russ is a fucktard

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:06 PM

i stand by my last statement. russ slips and they call a foul

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:07 PM

make up call

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:07 PM

They won't. They've already beat to 11th ranked teams... been here before

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:08 PM

another walk

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:08 PM

iowa stormed against wisconsin, only reason i mentioned it

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:12 PM

louisville has no business being this close

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:12 PM

But Iowa isn't tied with Wisconsin in Big Ten standings

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:13 PM

unranked vs. 16

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:15 PM

Why not? They are ranked 18.

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:16 PM

Siva throwing in an insane amount of prayer layups is why its close.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:16 PM

good game kuric

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:20 PM

need more swop, zack price ware and nunez

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2012 at 11:24 PM

one GD 3 pointer made

joe on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 6:23 AM

You can skip everything above, I used the sci to keep me awake for the game.

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 11:27 AM

so how about those arrogant refs?

Brock on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 12:04 PM

3 straight for the Bearcats over Louisville in Basketball
5 straight in Football

Savor this moment.
http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/...3379/409840.jpg

adrian on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 12:08 PM

Brock if you look real close you can see where the bearcat is stabbing the cardinal player with a knife.

joe on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 12:23 PM

The refs were equally bad.

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 2:01 PM

theo ratliff likes tits
http://www.gifsoup.com/view5/274176...ikes-tits-o.gif

Brock on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 2:09 PM

I believe you Adrian. As a UK fan, you are an expert on shady dealings.

joe on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 3:20 PM

radio saying a bunch of UL fans had their cars impounded in Cincinnati last night.

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 4:03 PM

first I've seen on that. they just park in a stupid place?

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 4:03 PM

I'm really enjoying the dadboner twitter feed.

DadBoner: If a babe hears Diamond Dave's pipes after a few top shelf margs and still wants her top on, she probably ain't into guys. That's a fact

joe on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 4:05 PM

caller was saying the impound lot had groups of UL fans there

Brock on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 4:59 PM

Parking around 5/3 arena sucks, so they probably parked illegally in frustration. If you are local, you know the spots to park, but I could easily see away fans getting towed... especially if they were trying to avoid paying to park in the garages.

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 5:21 PM

this classic popped up in my news feed from the onion. Still one of my favorite pictures / caption combos I've ever seen
http://www.theonion.com/articles/wh...hunderous,9656/

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 5:48 PM

I was reading something on reddit and it reminded me of this conversation we overheard in the changing room at pond hockey between another team:

Guy 1: She was 200lbs
Guy 2: Please, 190 tops. And I didn't fuck her or nothing
Guy 1: She was after you hard
Guy 2: I went back to my hotel and she started texting me. Told her to send me naked pics, but the bitch didn't have a fucking data plan
Guy 1: No data plan?
Guy 2: Who the fuck doesn't gotta a data plan? I ain't fucking no fat chick that's too fucking poor to have a data plan.

joe on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 6:04 PM

So 190 is acceptable?

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2012 at 9:02 PM

it is preferred up there

joe on Saturday, February 25, 2012 at 9:34 AM

overtime worked and home by 9:30. man I am tired.

Phil on Saturday, February 25, 2012 at 11:58 PM

that slam dunk contest was a mockery

joe on Sunday, February 26, 2012 at 9:46 AM

sorry for making you stay for it. I thought it might be like the time you me and douglas watched the hockey trick shot competition.

Goon was worth it though.

Phil on Sunday, February 26, 2012 at 9:55 AM

if only crushed ice was on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVvJ...2d6FAAAAAPAAAAA

joe on Sunday, February 26, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Random moment of the UL game, random guy behind our seats saw my nationals hat and asked ifI was from DC. Said she is pointing ot Laura. Turns out they went to the same elementary school. We got free beer out of it.

Phil on Sunday, February 26, 2012 at 10:29 PM

free bourbon ale?

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 6:54 AM

i got sick last night from something. it reminded me of this spot on take on having the stomach flu
http://deadspin.com/5886520/the-dia...the-stomach-flu

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 8:45 AM

dry heaves are worse than actual vomiting I think

Jerome on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 9:22 AM

So is that a big "NO" for our 3:00 conference call today or are you gonna pull an Air Jordan?

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 10:15 AM

try an air jordan

Brock on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 10:18 AM

Ill one up the dry heaves. I went overboard at the gym Thursday and was dry heaving in the bathroom while trying to catch my breath. I still finished the 3rd circuit though.

Brock on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 10:24 AM

We hit up the Predators-Sharks game Saturday night. 1. The Preds are legit. Simply manhandled the Sharks. 2. They modified the back section of nosebleeds at Bridgestone Arena so you can stand and watch the game with a concession stand directly behind you. If anyone has been to the Superdome in N'Awlins, you know what I am referring to. 3. There should be a weight limit on the cheap seats. If your fat roll prevents me from placing a beer in the cupholder, you should be euthanized.

joe on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 10:43 AM

I am going to the UL practice today at the Yum! Center downtown and then a tour/reception following it. If I get injured at this we know there is a problem with UL practices.

Cheap seats have cupholders? I'm used to cheap seats not even having cupholders.

joe on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 10:44 AM

I like my lower level UL seats with the ky ale taproom directly behind me. TV timeouts allow me to run to the bathroom and buy beer and not miss any of the game. Some older guy in my row has been giving me grief for walking past him at these points in the game and not bringing back beer. Phil and I must have impressed him at some of the games.

joe on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 11:25 AM

The first of the big 3 trinity guys White has commited to UL

adrian on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 11:59 AM


Saw this on reddit

http://i.imgur.com/hMEm7.jpg

douglas on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 2:36 PM

stupid on parade:
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2012/02/24/...ears-in-prison/

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 3:23 PM

my uncle worked with a dude out in silicon valley that would come into work naked for third shift. only person there and he'd just do his computer programming thing in the nude. Did great work and took like half what he was worth to work in the buff.

douglas on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 4:23 PM

the nudity is one thing, the child pornography on your work computer and marijuana in your glove box, after you tell cops to get your ID from there, is another

joe on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 6:20 PM

I is kind of drunk post ul practice. I like free wood ford!

Brock on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 6:34 PM

Strong work Joe.

joe on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 6:38 PM

We took the two pronged approach...dad took the hors dourves I took the bar. They didnt see it coming.

joe on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 6:39 PM

Now that i am home I can't waste a good buzz.

Jerome on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 9:57 PM

I don't care how old this is, I can't get enough of this animated gif
http://i.imgur.com/NZn0s.gif

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2012 at 11:15 PM

best I can tell that nascar broadcast right now involves watching the drivers standing around watching youtube videos on their phones

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 6:53 AM

So when did the race end?

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 7:57 AM

practice! you talking bout practice!

Jerome on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 10:13 AM

DBs running 40s at the Combine. First group just finished. Next group will be up at 11:00. It reminds me of how fat and slow I am.

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 10:27 AM

bellarmine takes the #1 rap video award
http://www.lostlettermen.com/2-24-2...rts-rap-videos/

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 12:54 PM

So I figured out what the hell the NASCAR guys were so giddy about. Apparently one of the racers keeps his cell phone on him during the race and took a picture of the fire:
https://twitter.com/#!/keselowski/s...3106688/photo/1

Apparently he gained 100,000 followers. NASCAR is weird
http://jalopnik.com/5888944/how-twi...ook-over-nascar

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 2:03 PM

anyone want to do the combine some weekend?

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 2:12 PM

i would die

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 2:21 PM

guy at work and I were saying the vertical, broad jump and 40

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 3:10 PM

the 40 would just be embarrassing for me

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 3:42 PM

I remember me you and bmac playing basketball and we were all still trying to touch rim the last time he was in town. The day I can't touch rim is the day I know I am in trouble.

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 4:20 PM

DadBoner went political today:
Guess Kid Rock is backin' up that Mitt Romney. Pretty much makes my choice a no brainer. Gotta stay informed, you guys.

I usually skip over the politics, but when Kid Rock throws his hand in the ring, you know somethin heavy is goin on.

Guess Mitt is goin head to head with that Rick Santorum guy. Hear he's a corncob. Just a hateful piece of trash.

Heard Rick Santorum had carnal passions with a dog to prove a point about gay people. Don't think he understands how love works.

'Course, I can't turn my back on the soul man Barry O. Seems racist. Guess I'll just decide if I make it out to the polls this year.

Doin' some research on Rick Santorum. Whoa. Seems like he just hates anything that isn't white or Jesus. Definitely not a bold flavor man.

I guess Rick Santorum is against abortion 'cause anyone who'd vote for him shoulda been one, you guys.

Just wish they'd get on with a Springsteen/Seger party ticket so the USA could finally rock as one, forever and ever.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 6:28 PM

phil, officer jenn coe shoutout

http://www.cardchronicle.com/2012/2...-news-and-notes

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 6:38 PM

If you didn't read every word, but are reading this now, you have to find a Taco Bell that still sells those shrimp tacos and eat five of them. It's not my call, that's just how Championship Week works. Blame Bilas.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 6:38 PM

that was the last paragraph of a mike rutherford post on sbnation on the lesser known conference tournaments

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 6:52 PM

Happy birthday to the yellow mamba...aka Jerome.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 8:16 PM

The next 30 for 30 on magic johnson's HIV is going to be good.

Barry on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 at 9:03 PM

I also hate the combine. I hate hearing Mike Brockers benched 225 ONLY 19 times. Reminds me that no matter how much work I've done in the gym, I'm still 5'6" and 150lbs. Frustrating.

Jerome on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 at 10:00 AM

For some guys at the combine, 5'6"/150 is the size of their sandwich at lunch

douglas on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 at 10:36 AM

i was thinking the size of the turds

joe on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 at 11:24 AM

They eat turds that size for breakfast.

You eat turds for breakfast...gross.

Brock on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 at 9:29 PM

Playing USF is incredibly frustrating isn't it?

joe on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 at 9:59 PM

fucking horrible!

Phil on Thursday, March 01, 2012 at 11:01 AM

i was watching this live last night and it was intense:
http://deadspin.com/5889523/mike-mi...-sports-tonight

Phil on Thursday, March 01, 2012 at 11:11 AM

the "I'm going to get him a shirley temple" line is pretty good though

joe on Thursday, March 01, 2012 at 11:25 AM

So UL plays wednesday at 7 in the big east tourney. That is one good thing about 7th place, I won't miss any games with work or have to stay up late.

Phil on Thursday, March 01, 2012 at 11:31 AM

Heartbroken Santorum Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick
http://www.theonion.com/video/heart...-for-two,27497/

joe on Thursday, March 01, 2012 at 1:34 PM

we just had managers start approving our leave requests for this year. I got the 2 days of the ncaa tourney approved. I was talking with someone about those 2 days and what we do and I was saying that it might be down to just a couple of us drinking alone for 2 days. guy in a cubicle a couple down who plays hockey at iceland pops his head up and says, "Phil? All i heard was you talking about drinking alone and I assumed phil was involved."

Phil on Thursday, March 01, 2012 at 2:16 PM

maybe we could get some hockey people heading over.

Phil on Thursday, March 01, 2012 at 3:00 PM

looks like Jordan Whiting is coming back to Louisville

Phil on Thursday, March 01, 2012 at 3:11 PM

The excerpt from Mark Titus' book is pretty good, but the part about playing "the greatest women's basketball player of all time in Joakim Noah" is fantastic
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...cerpt-put-coach

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 5:10 AM

Too early to be going to work

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 8:41 AM

so armaggaedon storms today?

douglas on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 9:10 AM

tornadogeddon

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 9:12 AM

linsanity

douglas on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 9:16 AM

thundersanity

douglas on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 9:16 AM

tornacolypse

douglas on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 9:17 AM

i'll be most willing to be on 'big letdown'

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 9:17 AM

HARNED!

Phil on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 10:30 AM

jdemling: It's one thing to hear bad weather on the way. But to know Weather Channel's Jim Cantore in town for the day, just waiting, not a good sign.

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 11:06 AM

someone sent me this:

hopefully this rough weather will just come through town quick without any impact on our area---like most UK recruits

douglas on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 11:10 AM

i guess that's better than a small rainstorm that won't go away for four years and ultimately yields very little excitement - like most UL recruits

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 11:14 AM

I dont want to die at work on a friday

douglas on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 11:21 AM

i just want a power outage, i don't think that's too much to ask

Phil on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 12:19 PM

We have beer at work

Brock on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 12:25 PM

We have Scotch at work.

Phil on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 12:42 PM

we got beer meant for our free throw contest. how's the weather down there now?

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 2:18 PM

headline on CJ:

Conditions similar to those of 1974 tornado outbreak, meteorologist says

Brock on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 3:07 PM

Sunny and nice... 5pm is when the 4 Horsemen arrive.

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 3:22 PM

I am still at my cubicle hoping the storm stays north

Jerome on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 3:55 PM

Here it comes!!!!

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 4:08 PM

should have left when I had the chance but I protected my OT. I have sent out a rescue squad to retrieve my truck. Hope I didnt leave laura and my mom to die on that trip

Phil on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 4:59 PM

protect the OT!

Brock on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 5:55 PM

The golf-ball sized hail pounding off the glass at the office was thrilling for about 10 minutes, but otherwise it was blown out of proportion.

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 6:02 PM

Kevin harned wet dream

joe on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 6:03 PM

Dude is still riding high

Brock on Friday, March 02, 2012 at 6:48 PM

Strong work on the extra long winter call Groundhog... dumbass.

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:29 AM

Facebook status from a coworker whose mom works at henryville school:

This is where my mom works and where she spent her afternoon. She saved a bunch of kids before the tornado hit and after it was over she covered them in coats and pushed them out of broken windows to save them from the gas leaking and the broken wires. Cause she's kind of a badass.

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 9:26 AM

i neep a nap

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 9:39 AM

So one of my neighbors Seton knocked on the door yesterday selling corn seed aka bird feed. He is 7 maybe 8. He said it would grow corn or birds will eat it. He said not to eat it because the raccoons got into it. So he was selling little bags of it and was saying that half was going to help save the cats and bunnies at the humane society. I bought a bag and told him to keep the change to help the bunnies. I felt bad because Sport jumped on the door and knocked it open and hit him in the face.

I think this kid is a hell of a scam artist.

Brock on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 11:22 AM

Just think of it as a payoff to keep the lawyers out of it.

douglas on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 12:35 PM

Overtime day today Joe?

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 12:40 PM

Yep. No more Saturday's till the last one of the month.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 12:55 PM

I understand why there's an uproar about it, but if players aren't flagged or fined for an illegal hit, what's wrong with a little extra cash for hurting an opponent. In any violent sport (football, wrestling, hockey, etc.), that's what players are taught at any level, hit the other player as hard as you fucking can and what happens, happens. Geaux Saints!

adrian on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 2:14 PM

Talking about football the one rule that I hate more then anything is you can't hit the f'ing punter.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 3:16 PM

You can hit him, but he has to have the ball or you have to have blocked the punt first. Worse than that though, QB's are way too protected now. Of course that has helped offenses dominate now.

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 4:24 PM

Falling down holding the ball is a walk!

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 4:42 PM

Fucking swopshire

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 4:42 PM

Swop wouldn't start for bellarmine

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 4:44 PM

I hate when refs call fouls assuming one will happen

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 4:45 PM

Well Louisville had a good first 5 minutes.

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 4:51 PM

So Louisville doesn't rebound. We understand that. If you can't rebound how do you get beat down the court also?

Phil on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 4:59 PM

the turnovers and dropped balls are a bit annoying

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:00 PM

Does anybody not have stone hands or butterfingers?

Phil on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:02 PM

tim henderson

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Luke Hancock and Terry rozier.

Henderson is a joke in practice too.

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:16 PM

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:21 PM

Not that it matters, but I think gourgui was clotheslined.

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:33 PM

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:35 PM

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Siva literally dribbled it off his foot. Best pg in the big east.

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:43 PM

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

joe on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 5:51 PM

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck siva

Phil on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 8:39 PM

DadBoner on Bud Light Platinum:
"If you're not gonna get tore up on Friday, why do you even have Saturday off?" -BL 'Nums, blackout with bold taste in a cool bottle.

Phil on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 9:31 PM

dude in the preds game just damn near tore his groin in half.

Phil on Saturday, March 03, 2012 at 10:00 PM

hockey sara sent me this picture of me still drunk as shit at the breakfast place on the last morning of pond hockey. i look good
http://i.imgur.com/HAhXm.jpg

Brent on Sunday, March 04, 2012 at 11:07 AM

You look like a sith lord

Phil on Sunday, March 04, 2012 at 1:42 PM

I felt like a shit lord. LOL i crack myself up

joe on Sunday, March 04, 2012 at 7:05 PM

http://deadspin.com/5890315/twin-si...iditarod-racers

Let's go to the iditarod!

Phil on Sunday, March 04, 2012 at 10:46 PM

I'm in. You need what, like 11 more dogs? Seems it costs about $80,000 to enter too.

But I've gone to greater lengths to talk to a less attractive girl, let alone hot twins.

Phil on Sunday, March 04, 2012 at 11:27 PM

posting this for joe, because I get a feeling he had to go see this movie:
http://i.imgur.com/Bdl6A.jpg

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 4:59 AM

If that was the real cover art I was in.

douglas on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 8:33 AM

so deener's show this morning was damn near a suicide hotline

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 8:47 AM

I am boycotting local radio today

Phil on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 12:51 PM

pat actually spoke rationally about everything last night. not sure how he's feeling this morning.

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 1:12 PM

he told me to tune into joeb and denny show to listen to Denny. I couldnt bring myself to it

Brock on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 1:43 PM

That double-bye is sure nice.

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 1:49 PM

looking at the bracket I'd rather be the 6 seed than the 4 seed.

Brock on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 2:14 PM

Really? Georgetown is so over-rated every year. Cincy has beaten them 4 years in a row. I'd rather not take the risk of catching Notre Dame on the night where they can't miss a 3 - like last year.

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 2:25 PM

georgetown, WVU, UConn, Syracuse all in the top with Cincy.

USF as the 6 has notre dame, Marquette and Louisville.

might just be the names I am scared of.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 3:06 PM

I would always rather have the double-bye, but I agree with Joe that the teams in the bottom half are not scary at all. Except for Marquette, all teams they could/should have beaten if they made some free throws or weren't fucking retarded.

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 3:10 PM

it will be a moot point when UL loses to seton hall/providence. Chris better explained my thoughts then I did.

Phil on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 3:44 PM

i'd rather have no byes because Louisville needs all the practices playing basketball as possible.

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 3:58 PM

nunez is going to be clutch!

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 3:58 PM

and henderson for phil

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 4:12 PM

http://kentucky.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1339016

So the ESPN mobile app is the reason for UK success this year?

Phil on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 4:18 PM

MLA Handbook on how to cite a tweet
http://www.mla.org/style/handbook_faq/cite_a_tweet

Phil on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 6:48 PM

really enjoyed the new soundtrack for Assassins Creed 3
http://tubedubber.com/#amAVgQ8ef3g:...a4M:0:100:0:0:1

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 7:24 PM

Twitter doesnt do justice when describing the Trinity-X region championship game:

"Quite possibly the most impressive athletic display in program history as Darryl Hicks slams it down and is fouled with 5:49 left in second."

joe on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 8:01 PM

it only takes 30 seconds to set fire to a graham cracker in the microwave. i dont know how i did it.

Brock on Monday, March 05, 2012 at 10:14 PM

You did it by trying to make smores in the microwave. Next time stick with drying off the cat in there instead.

Jerome on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 9:22 AM

This chant was heard from one of the student sections at the Trinity-X game:

"What's your salary?"

Classy Catholics

joe on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 9:33 AM

you only pull that stuff out when you are playing public schools. Private on private doesnt hold much value.

joe on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 9:35 AM

or was X implying that hicks and quick for trinity are being paid?

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 9:52 AM

i assume they are implying that quick is being paid.

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:10 AM

in my daily stalking of people I might know in the velocity pictures section, an unexpected face showed up at 4th street
http://louisville.metromix.com/bars...42/image-detail

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:12 AM

also, the guy on the right here looks like what would happen if douglas and I had a baby
http://louisville.metromix.com/bars...29/image-detail

joe on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:23 AM

what are those pics, cant look at them?

joe on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:23 AM

I still say X has no room to talk about "players salaries"

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:25 AM

first is a picture of trivia rory

second one is a picture of a dude that looks like the spawn of douglas and myself

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:25 AM

X doesn't give their players money, just the opportunity for gay sex. Lots and lots of gay sex

joe on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:32 AM

nice phil

douglas on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:45 AM

first, i'm much better looking that that dude. second, the last thing i want to think about is my seed being spread further than it is right now. third, is that an offer?

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:48 AM

i'm well aware that i'm bringing the ugly in this situation

douglas on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 10:56 AM

i was talking to sarah last night, and somehow high school came up. obviously they're going the catholic school route, and i told her i think i really want to send cole to trinity so her family would be forced to root against st. x. i found this quite humorous for some reason

joe on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 11:19 AM

one of my uncles sent 3 boys through X and then a daughter wanted to cheerlead and did it at Trinity. I think they were not offended by going to trinity games and secretly enjoyed it.

In 14 years X and Trinity wil have flipped as to which one is the better one so many times that there will probably be a new school and Trinity will have a new campus somewhere or bought most of st. matthews. I would tag you as more of a Trinity person than a St. X person with no evidence to support that decision.

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 11:22 AM

I got Mark Titus' book. The subtitle is "My incredible NCAA Journey from the End of the Bench to the End of the Bench"

joe on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 11:29 AM

I'm familiar with the end of the bench. I should write a book.

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 11:34 AM

The praise on the back of the book is good:

"Mark Titus knows a lot of personal secrets of mine. If he revealed any of them in this book, I will kick him right in the testicles. I'm not joking" - Greg Oden

"You want me to give you a quote fro the back of your book? I guess I shouldn't be surprised. You've been riding my coattails for years, so of course you want to put my name on your book to sell more copies." - Evan Turner

"Of all the players I've coached in my career, Mark Titus is one of them." - Thad Matta

"I haven't read this book and probably never will, but the cover looks pretty cool I guess." - Mike Conley Jr

douglas on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 3:40 PM

as someone with no real personal ties to either, i would consider myself more of a trinity person

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 11:17 PM

brohm with a try out with the saints?

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 11:25 PM

Really? Brohm to Moss next season instead of Brees to Colston. Sounds like a good idea.

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 11:26 PM

that's the scuttlebutt

Phil on Tuesday, March 06, 2012 at 11:27 PM

apparently he was the QB throwing to Moss for the workout. Might not have been more than that

Phil on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 12:30 AM

someone posted this in regards to Brian Brohm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he0BIKmoq0s

Sigh

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 10:27 AM

is brohm still in vegas on that UFL team or something?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 11:23 AM

Strong run WKU, making the tourney with a losing record (15-18). Take the spot of an at large team.

adrian on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 11:40 AM

I have to pick up a bottle of woodford double oak

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 12:07 PM

I don't know about all these new bourbon's with the wood flavor. They get a bit of a funk once they are aged too long.

Phil on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 1:28 PM

I briefly tried to find some pappy van winkle yearly this year when it came out. but then I realized I couldn't tell the difference anyways and gave up. I'm not a fancy man

Phil on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 1:35 PM

I'm in love with the girl LSU who is trying out for the football team
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JIMh9AET8

Phil on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 2:36 PM

British dude from Atlanta told another guy who just flew in that "they had bloody seven inches of snow when I landed here on Monday, and now its time for a bar-b-que."

Then he asked me where some cream in the break room would be and said "cheers mate"

Phil on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 2:48 PM

Mathematical Translations of Popular Refrains
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/...opular-refrains

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 6:41 PM

I think trin my neighbor just tried to use my dogs playing basketball with him as an attempt to impress a girl in an attempt to get laid. She was not impressed. His reply "but they are dogs and they are playing basketball!"

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 7:21 PM

I am blaming every whistle on jim burr

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 7:34 PM

They just called Robert Morris university Bobby mo

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 7:41 PM

God this is ugly. It's like watching a natty sci intramural game.

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 7:47 PM

Behanen you fucktard. Back to back fouls on 3 point shots?

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 7:52 PM

Fucking swopshire!

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 8:10 PM

Pitchers duel....awesome. Announcers laughing at this game too.

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 8:25 PM



ericcrawford: Pitino asked Dieng, "Why'd you foul him?" He must've said, "I didn't." Then he asked Swop "Why did you?" Then he left huddle to talk to Burr [via Twitter]

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 8:36 PM

Love me so siva dad sightings

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 8:44 PM

Dieng single season record for blocks.

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 8:45 PM

Cl brown says he has 103 not 99 like espn said

joe on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 9:05 PM

Swop is horrible

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 at 9:47 PM

How bout the infrared jerseys? Can't wait for the red away jersey tomorro.

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 9:57 AM

they will look tonight like larry darryl and darryl in their orange vest apparel on the side of the road looking back at me.

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 9:59 AM

the chinese delivery lunch special for 5 dolla makes for so many great jokes. Comes with entree, soup or egg roll, and white or fried rice.

Phil on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 10:18 AM

who you get delivery from?

I saw Great Wall does deliver to the hospital.

Phil on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 10:19 AM

I've been named the head of the Louisville Party Planning Committee. YES!

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 10:38 AM

CHEER KING STAR!

What is this party planning commitee? The louisville annex of CBEYOND?

Phil on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 10:55 AM

We plan the parties. I've already informed HR that we will be using the office projector to display basketball games. And there will be chik-fil-a

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 11:04 AM

you still taking off work thursday friday next week?

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 11:10 AM

my parents are out of town visiting chris so I may steal their TVs on thursday and friday for the cable split.

Phil on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 11:20 AM

i'm still off, but the party must go on. I will leave a detailed project plan for my Senior Project Dev and Engineers to execute on in my absence.

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 11:28 AM

is jerome on of your people?

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 11:28 AM

*one of

Phil on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 11:48 AM

I might make him Senior Party Architect

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 11:49 AM

cheer king star is late. my egg roll better not be cold!

douglas on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 1:11 PM

if i can find a way to abandon my kids after work i'll be over. i might even bring cole and indoctrinate him a bit and leave the women to cook me dinner for when i return

douglas on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 1:11 PM

i feel we might even have to pose him w/ beer bottles and jagermeister again a la kaelyn around that age

Jerome on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 1:12 PM

I have a wife and kids therefore I know nothing about partying. So, yeah, Senior Party Architect seems to fit.

I can make egg rolls.

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 1:28 PM

I have jager in the freezer. You 2 probably need some father son basketball bonding time.

Phil on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 1:54 PM

this is close to how I got my manager job too
http://imgur.com/551vf

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 2:17 PM

Adidas is doing the unis for Cincy and Baylor too. The Baylor unis are flourescent yellow and worse than anything Oregon has put out.

Phil on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 4:29 PM

hooooooooooya choooooooooooooooooke

Brock on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 4:33 PM

Not liking the hot pink on the UC uniforms.

Phil on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 4:47 PM

definitely isn't helping them at the free throw line. Cinci keeps Kuricing these important free throws

Brock on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 4:51 PM

I swear G'Town whines about every play not getting a call, then comes down to the other end and hacks the shit out of everyone and gets nothing.

Brock on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 5:14 PM

I hope they end this BS bubble talk after beating G'Town twice (on the road and neutral).

Phil on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 5:21 PM

The Titus NCAA mailbag had some good stuff in it today
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id...-top-12-mailbag

I really liked this idea:
Turn tournament selection into a draft. Have the committee rank teams 1-68, and let the coaches pick their seeds, regions, and first-weekend sites in descending order ("Mr. Calipari, you're on the clock, and be ready to go, Jim"). You pick everything at once: Cal takes the #1 in Atlanta going through Louisville. Syracuse makes its choices so that they won't see Kentucky until the championship. No arcane rules about who you can and can't play, and you're in the slot you pick throughout the tournament.

Televise the thing. You've combined something everyone already loves (Selection Sunday) with the only bigger non-competition event in sports (the NFL draft).

How many 3's and 4's are filled in other regions before someone dares take the 2 in Kentucky's? Would Roy Williams duck Kansas, if Kansas was clearly the weakest 1 without a 2? Would a coach at a cash-starved school elect to play in Dayton to squeeze two games worth of paydays?

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 5:52 PM

Fucking genius

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 5:55 PM

WATCHING THE GAME ONLINE: Don't live in Louisville? Tickets sold out before you could buy them?  There will be live video of the games available online for $9 per game.  Go to the Athletics' Website at www.bellarmine.edu/athletics. On the right side of the page is an "Event Calendar."  On the game day, the BU game will be listed with a link that says "Live Video."  Click on that link and it will take you to a page where you register, pay and then can watch online.  As of now, there is no audio with the video.  Audio is available on AM 970 and on www.bellarmineradio.com 

Fuck paying 9 bucks for video with no audio!

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 5:55 PM

For 11bucks we got goon in hd. That was well worth it.

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Espn still talking about uc bbble. 67 rip is their go to with the presbyterian loss.

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 6:31 PM

@ericcrawford: Investigative report: Using the Sherwin Williams color-match app, it says the #UofL is wearing "Gladiola" SW6875

joe on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 9:42 PM

i hope nd wins and kuric teabags martin again

adrian on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 7:57 AM

pretty funny on reddit

http://i.imgur.com/rnN33.jpg

Brock on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 8:21 AM

By ESPN, do you mean Doug Gottlieb? If so, that means nothing because he is a joke of a human being much less an informed sports analyst.

joe on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 9:14 AM

if anyone wants to watch the UL game at my house tonight feel free to come by.

adrian on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 10:17 AM

If Louisville wins the big east what seed would they get? 3 seed?

joe on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 10:25 AM

I'd say they peak at 4.

douglas on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 10:42 AM

probably right

Phil on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 11:12 AM

I'm in for tonight!

joe on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 11:18 AM

Chris texted me today discussing the potential for a 2nd generation natty sci womens basketball.

joe on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 11:18 AM

team

Brock on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 11:31 AM

My goal would be to have Kara play PF, but I get the feeling she might end up being short. Regardless, with a left-handed layup in her arsenal, she will dominate.

Phil on Friday, March 09, 2012 at 7:52 PM

DadBoner: BL 'Nums is like street animal sauce for folks with a roof over their head. Gets you homeless drunk, but with a touch of class.

DadBoner: If Anheuser Busch put King Cobra in a blue 12 oz bottle and called it "Platinum," white folks'd buy that too. Incognito bold soul taste.

DadBoner: Drinkin ain't about race or carnal preferences. It brings the USA together. All colors and gay people are equal in Cold One City, USA.

Bigworm on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 12:14 AM

Fucking genius.

douglas on Thursday, March 08, 2012 at 1:11 PM

if i can find a way to abandon my kids after work i'll be over. i might even bring cole and indoctrinate him a bit and leave the women to cook me dinner for when i return

Bigworm on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 12:15 AM

Austin just finished playing in the 4 & 5 year old division at the YMCA. Next year he dominates that league.

Bigworm on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 12:24 AM

Actually, he dominated this year.

joe on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 10:32 AM

BROCK...ROAR!!!!!! BASKETBALL!! TONIGHT!!

joe on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 12:43 PM

Same rules apply. Basketball tonight my house.

joe on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 1:20 PM

poor wiltjer

Phil on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 2:19 PM

wiggity wiggity wiltjer

Brent on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 5:04 PM

What happened to wiltjer?

joe on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Some dude dunked on him bad

Phil on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 7:26 PM

Brett McMurphy ‏ @McMurphyCBS
Reminder: tonite's Louisville-Cincinnati Big East final sponsored by adidas, C-USA, Metro & Big 12

joe on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 7:30 PM

Don't forget the Missouri valley

Phil on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 7:32 PM

dominos online tracker is neat.

Jason just fired up the pizza I ordered. Take care of that bad boy, Jason!

joe on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 7:46 PM

You my boy Jason. Which tracker did you pick? I like the baseball themed one.

Brock on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 8:31 PM

Did you all watch the Bellarmine game with no sound?

Brock on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 9:05 PM

The Bearcat lined up with the team during the anthem was a nice touch!

adrian on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 9:54 PM

high scoring game so far

joe on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 9:59 PM

clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose

Brock on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 10:10 PM

I still hold hope. They didn't shoot well (2-21 from 3) and were down 11 in the second half against G'Town.

joe on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 10:11 PM

phil and laura are rebuilding a computer. more exciting then the game

joe on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 11:34 PM

winning the big east is nice, but doing it by beating cincy is fantastic!

Brock on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 11:44 PM

Your welcome on the Syracuse thing, by the way.

Phil on Saturday, March 10, 2012 at 11:56 PM

thanks!

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 12:00 AM

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/999719/eyes.gif

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 12:04 AM

saw this on forde's twitter:
YahooForde: RT @J680Anderson: Fire Pitino! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was this past Tuesday

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 12:15 PM

Hypothetically speaking, if Louisville were #1 overall or Rupp was hosting the first round in the region most suited for UK, could they play at home in the first round, or are there rules against that?

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 12:18 PM

I think there is a rule against it.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 12:26 PM

Figured it out. Can't play on your home court. Considered home if you play 4 or more games there

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 12:26 PM

Can play in the same city though

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 12:28 PM

I wonder what the closest to home anyone has ever played? Duke or unc at Raleigh or something like that?

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 1:18 PM

philadelphia schools frequently play in philly first round

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 1:32 PM

Vandy can't keep up this 3 point shooting

Brock on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 1:34 PM

I remember Syracuse saying something similar on Friday.

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 1:35 PM

Dicks nailed it with the Rudy song commercial.

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 1:37 PM

Vandy might set an SEC tournament record for free throws shot against UK. They are already at 4 with 8 minutes left in the first. That's a blistering pace to shoot upwards of 14 free throws!

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 1:41 PM

Jenkins!

Brock on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 1:47 PM

Is it the Rudy song? I thought it was the Hoosiers song?

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 1:55 PM

Wiltjer!

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 2:03 PM

One source who spoke with Manning prior to his visit with the Cardinals said "his gut is that Manning is leaning toward Denver."

Yet the Cardinals will make a hard push and put on what one team source said is a "Louisville-style full-court press." Manning also is close with Cardinals coach Ken Whisenhunt and has played golf with him.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7...als-sources-say

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 2:05 PM

iBooks the love

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 2:05 PM

Stupid autocorrect. I like the love.

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 3:09 PM

It's okay, calipari doesnt like coference tournaments.

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 3:11 PM

3:09

rickbozich: They're canvassing press row at SEC Tournament asking if we want to change MVP vote to Vandy player. Dores up six with 14.6 to go. [via Twitter]

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 3:14 PM

Vandy coach completely lost it and was crying uncontrollably.

Brock on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 3:20 PM

Alright... who is setting up the bracket challenge? Lets put some money on this bad-boy.

Bigworm on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 3:26 PM

Vandy played a good game today. UK started shooting too many jump shots, but hey its' all good. Tough to beat a decent team 3x in a single year. As long as we don't play Vandy in the tourney I feel good. Also, I am sure Vandy will disappoint and lose in the 1st round of the tourney.

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 4:12 PM

this made me chuckle more than it should have:

drewmagary: Top seeds: sesame, sunflower, poppy, toasted pumpkin. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:10 PM

Kentucky v WKU!

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Uconn v uk In the yum!

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:13 PM

Uk better start printing the t shirts

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:14 PM

WKU is going to knock them off first

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:15 PM

Are we talking about #1 overall seed t-shirts? I'm sure they already have them

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:16 PM

you can certainly still pick an SEC Championship T-Shirt
http://www.wildcatwearhouse.com/Off...sshirtblack.htm

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:17 PM

Lots of story lines in that bracket, Duke v UNLV, IU v UK, Duke v UK, Western v UK

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:19 PM

Memphis v St Louis

CUSA Fever! Catch it!

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:20 PM

Portland really?

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:20 PM

Fuck, ul is gonna lose first round

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:20 PM

WTF is a davidson?

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:20 PM

Davidson is that school that had curry

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:21 PM

apparently the 12th highest scoring team with the 19th highest amount of rebounds.

Fuck

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:22 PM

New Mexico over us? Eat a dick, Seth.

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:23 PM

I do not like the matchup with davidson

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:25 PM

Ken Pom has them #68 overall, ESPN's rankings at #81, RPI at #63.

And it looks like they try and run. I say they are doomed.

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:37 PM

Davidson is 12th in the nation in points, shooting the 19th most threes in the nation but 80th in assists and 188th in 3pt shooting (33.9).

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:46 PM

I like the Toyota commercials with the recruiting

Phil on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:53 PM

Sagarin favors Louisville by 6 over Davidson with Louisville a 70% chance to win.

Sagarin favors New Mexico by 1 over Louisville with Louisville having a 47% chance of winning.

Sagarin favors Michigan State by 7 over Louisville with Louisville having a 29% chance of winning.

Sagarin favors Marquette by by 1 over Louisville with Louisville having a 47% chance of winning.

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 6:56 PM

fuck you sargarin!

adrian on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 7:16 PM

I see the selection committee is sucking the Big East's genitals again.

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 7:19 PM

that was only if seton hall got in

joe on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 7:20 PM

and dicky v ranting duke

douglas on Sunday, March 11, 2012 at 7:28 PM

UK got the weakest high seeds, but the strongest low seeds in their bracket. I like the potential revenge story lines to keep their motivation high

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:33 AM

JayBilas: @bds3948 Davidson can win, but Louisville will attack them. Kansas did not attack, but Rick Pitino will. Cards a good value. Strong defense.

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:35 AM

JayBilas: I like Louisville over Davidson. The Wildcats are very good, and very disciplined. But, UofL has blinding speed at PG and blinding uniforms.

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:48 AM

nice little tip in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPiRig6sYJo

Jerome on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 10:34 AM

From ESPN bracket facts article: A No. 1 seed has lost before the Sweet 16 in consecutive years (2010, 2011) for the first time since the field was expanded to 64 teams.

Brock on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 10:49 AM

That should be a premonition about the UConn-UK matchup.

adrian on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 10:51 AM

Brock if uconn and UK play would you like to make a 20-50 dollar bet on that game?

joe on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 10:58 AM

UConn is a strange team where I could see them losing to iowa state. If they get past iowa staet I think they can beat UK

adrian on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 11:02 AM

hell joe, any team can beat anytime. You are not saying anything of value. The question is are you willing to put money on that particular game.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 11:09 AM

Uconn fucking sucks this year. Unless they get their head out of their asses they will lose first or second round. I never expect much from the Big East either. After beating up on each other all year, only one or two will make it past teh first weekend. Honestly, I think UNC got the best draw of all the 1 seeds.

adrian on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 11:15 AM

I haven't really figured out who my dark horse is.

adrian on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 11:49 AM

What quality wins did Louisville have this year?

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:10 PM

They played by my count 21 games against NCAA Tournament teams, going 13-8.

By comparison, I think UK played 11 games against NCAA Tournament teams, going 9-2. 6 of those games were against Florida and Vandy.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:11 PM

Including conf tourny, Cincy, Marquette, ND, Vandy.
WVU,WKU, UCONN, Memphis, Lamar all tourny teams

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:12 PM

I forgot about lamar. 14-8 with 22 games played against Tournament teams

Brock on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:24 PM

I agree with Joe. I can easily see UConn losing to Iowa State. I was worried UC might draw the Cyclones, who could be a dangerous team. However, if UConn makes it past Iowa State, they will be coming in strong to play UK which will have a snoozer game against Western.

The fact that UK is so young and most of the UConn players have experienced multiple tourney runs, suggests you have to give them some edge. Regardless, UConn will be the toughest game UK plays on the road to the Final Four. Indiana will not have the home-court crowd (if they make it that far), and Duke is an over-rated joke this year. The ACC is so top-heavy this year. The fact that UNC and FSU are better than Duke tells you all you need to know. I really think Duke should be a 3/4-seed and FSU should be a 2.

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:27 PM

but but but duke! tradition! coach k!

Brock on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:32 PM

Which reminds me... can someone please stab Doug Gottlieb in the face?

adrian on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:40 PM

According to Chris uconn fucking sucks so you can't count those as quality wins.

I wasn't comparing quality win with UK. I just needed to know from the u of l faithful for deciding how far I will have them go in my bracket. And UK only had two quality wins. Kansas and Carolina

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:52 PM

zero

Brock on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:53 PM

If you want a sleeper - pick Baylor.

adrian on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 12:56 PM

Sweet looks like I will have Louisville getting Ass rammed first round.

douglas on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 1:58 PM

i think so many people are talking UConn - UK that i could easily see Uconn forgetting they have to play iowa state. and if UK can't beat UConn on essentially a home court, then they don't fucking deserve the title anyway. yeah they got hosed with Uconn as their 8/9 seed, but they make up for it w/ the easy 2/3/4 seeds in their region. north carolina i think absolutely has the easiest path to the elite 8 before they have to potentially play kansas i believe. i'm happy more than anything that we get to avoid unc/syracuse/ohio state/kansas until the final game

adrian on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 1:59 PM

A guy at work is holding a tournament. He asked me if i wanted to join. When I told yes he handed me a paper bracket. I just stared for like 2 minutes.

douglas on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 2:00 PM

as for louisville, they could lose to davidson, or they could go to the final four, not sure there's much middle ground there, yeah they won the big east, but they won't win many games in the NCAA scoring 50 points, so i have no idea how to read them

Brock on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 2:23 PM

You score only 50 when you play a solid defensive team. That is why USF will be such a challenge to any non-Big East foe they have. They are just plain suffocating.

adrian on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 2:32 PM

You mean cincy literally suffocates teams? When is Gates parole hearing? Is he even going to play?

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 2:53 PM

USF literally suffocates teams. Cinci literally beats teams up.

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 2:55 PM

joe has apparently been blocked from natty sci

douglas on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 2:56 PM

the government is literally suffocating joe's right to surf the internet

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 3:11 PM

under armor for horses
http://gizmodo.com/5892562/what-is-...-suit-from-hell

Brock on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 3:42 PM

I like how UofL fans like to rant on UC about the fighting and bad rap when all I heard about during the Big East Championship was how Siva's family is a bunch of convicted felons.

Gates made his penance. I thought it probably deserved ending his career, but there are some pretty good precedents to follow. He ended up serving the longest suspension ever handed down for throwing a punch in a bench-clearing brawl. Honestly, I don't know many players who wouldn't do something similar in the situation when an ogre from Xavier is charging their team's bench. Look how much punishment Christian Laettner received for stomping on Timberlake's chest.

douglas on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 3:48 PM

you just made me lol

joe on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 5:21 PM

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 5:23 PM

fuck?

joe on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 5:31 PM

Work was boring without the occasional natty sci glance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y07a...p;feature=share

Sports next border collie trick

joe on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 5:35 PM

Special note to the video. It references gloucestershire. Thought that was funny. Our kennel name is Gloucester border collies. Every pup is officially named gloucester's ....... So sport is officially gloucester's tremendous upside potential.

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 5:43 PM

the asshole who posted the video to youtube ruined the joke with the title

Phil on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 6:28 PM

tournament challenge. who is in and for how much $$$?

joe on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 6:40 PM

My thursday and fri day summed up.

http://www.courier-journal.com/inte...mes-tv-channels

Brock on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 8:38 PM

I'm in for up to $20.

Brock on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 8:39 PM

Got my first round tickets! Guess I have to watch Michigan too.

Brent on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 10:11 PM

Im going to miss going to Cubans for the first round games...that was beautiful.

Jerome on Monday, March 12, 2012 at 11:32 PM

Randy Moss to the Niners? I have no opinion on this

joe on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 5:20 AM

Yep Brent, Phil and I are trying to revive it, but it will only be 2 tvs. Numbers look like they will be down based on babies and people moving. Not the same.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 8:01 AM

Dude, Joe, you are up and moving way too early in the morning.

douglas on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 8:13 AM

i'll be over after work on thursday...

Brock on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 8:23 AM

Joe, you might as well get a paper route.

Phil on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 11:28 AM

created a new post with bracket info:
http://nattysci.com/displaypost.aspx?post=154

joe on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 7:49 PM

I pass the paperboy on my way to catch the 5:40 bus.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 7:53 PM

Brock, I don't consider 3 seeds sleepers.

Brock on Tuesday, March 13, 2012 at 11:33 PM

I do when they are in the bracket with UK and Duke and no one is paying attention to them because they have blue goggles on.

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