Ironman

I'm running the Aid Station for the Ironman and need some volunteers. It'd be for a few hours. I'm running the show so I'll make sure you don't get stuck handing out sponges or some shit like that. Mostly it'd just be handing out pretzels, soda and water to people.

You get a free t-shirt, and if we work the late shift you can steal stuff like energy bars and shit. Good times. Actually, it is a lot of fun.

Register here and the password is blueline

Posted by Phil on August 1st, in the morning | 396 comments

Comments

Phil on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 11:43 AM

also, so the pick 'em league looks to be a bust. how much should we half ass a fantasy football league?

Phil on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 12:23 PM

stuff nfl free agents say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoXw...layer_embedded#!

adrian on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 12:34 PM

password doesnt work philco

Phil on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 12:34 PM

ah shit, did you choose Louisville Adult Hockey as the group?

adrian on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 12:36 PM

nope. didn't know i was suppose to choose that group

Phil on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 12:38 PM

damn, I thought it defaulted to that group with the link.

their website sucks. I think it was written in fucking TCL

Brent on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 2:35 PM

Im running my fantasy league this year too. I know Phil and Brock are in, anyone else want a shot at glory? The price is $40.

douglas on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 3:35 PM

i'll do it

Brent on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Cool, I have you down

Brent on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Cool, I have you down

Brent on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Cool, I have you down

Brent on Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 5:59 PM

Hey Douglas, were you answering yes to volunteering for the IM or FF?

joe on Thursday, August 02, 2012 at 9:14 AM

I want a Bryce Harper suns out guns out shirt.

joe on Thursday, August 02, 2012 at 9:14 AM

http://deadspin.com/5931003/of-cour...eorge-thorogood

And the link

douglas on Thursday, August 02, 2012 at 11:24 AM

football, I don't have time for volunteering

Wrecking Crew on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 8:53 AM

Is bryce harper really that big of a douche?

joe on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 9:07 AM

Clown question bro.

adrian on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 10:43 AM

Harper is a little bitch

joe on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 10:54 AM

Going to nats game tomorrow. I am on a quest for a Harper clown question bro shirt.

Phil on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 11:07 AM

the irish guy announcing basketball is awesome
http://vimeo.com/46768551#

Jerome on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 11:13 AM

Olympic swimmers pee in the pool
http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/20..._the_pool_.html

Bigworm on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 3:13 PM

I don't really think I can blame Harper for being a douchebag. I mean the dude has had his ego stroked since he was a little douchebag.

With that being said, he's no Josh Hamilton.

Phil on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 3:30 PM

‏@DadBoner
Wonder why Stone Cold Steve Austin's never been in the olympics? Woulda loved to see him stun some french corncob back to cheese town.

Bigworm on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 3:49 PM

Now that's funny.

Phil on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 4:58 PM

tom crean's tweet is awesome
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab...362--ncaab.html

Wrecking Crew on Friday, August 03, 2012 at 9:41 PM

Chapman is fucking sick, and he just hit McCutchen with a 101 fastball. Don't rub it.

Bigworm on Saturday, August 04, 2012 at 9:47 PM

So when are we rocking out?

joe on Saturday, August 04, 2012 at 11:25 PM

When aj turns 21

Bigworm on Sunday, August 05, 2012 at 9:11 AM

Sounds good to me. See you guys in about 16 years.

joe on Sunday, August 05, 2012 at 11:05 PM

Chasing a dog chasing a deer down a northern virginia road at 11 at night not what I was thinking I would be doing.

joe on Sunday, August 05, 2012 at 11:42 PM

11:40 pm. Go to bed and dogs start barking. One dog already downstairs and I let 2 more loose. Go downstairs to find a light on and a door open. Nothing found missing.

joe on Sunday, August 05, 2012 at 11:44 PM

Possibly just a deer in the yard and her dad left the door open. Still creepy.

joe on Sunday, August 05, 2012 at 11:51 PM

Fuck I am awake now. Long ass drive home tomorrow.

joe on Sunday, August 05, 2012 at 11:57 PM

I have no clue what my plan was when I ran downstairs first. I guess I was hoping the dogs took care of things. Her dad set the alarm now. how does an alarm work if they are already in the house?

joe on Monday, August 06, 2012 at 12:03 AM

12:00. Random alarm clock goes off in my room that hasn't gone off all week. I assume the beeping was a bomb or the house alarm. I am totally dying in my sleep tonight.

douglas on Monday, August 06, 2012 at 7:31 AM

hope you're still alive

Phil on Monday, August 06, 2012 at 8:04 AM

i was on the edge of my seat reading those updates

Phil on Monday, August 06, 2012 at 8:58 AM

Usain Bolt vs 116 Years of Olympic Sprinters
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/....html?hp&hp

Brent on Monday, August 06, 2012 at 11:44 PM

Emails sent out for fantasy football. Douglas, I sent the email to your jeffnat address

douglas on Tuesday, August 07, 2012 at 7:57 AM

i never got it, did you use edouglas@jeffnat.com?

Brent on Tuesday, August 07, 2012 at 8:17 AM

Yeah

Jerome on Tuesday, August 07, 2012 at 8:41 AM

Why is Google Hurdles Doodle so much fun?
http://www.google.com/doodles/hurdles-2012

douglas on Tuesday, August 07, 2012 at 9:39 AM

you can try edouggie13@yahoo.com

Phil on Tuesday, August 07, 2012 at 11:48 AM

i somehow slept through this
http://www.wdrb.com/story/19214875/...ligious-reasons

Phil on Tuesday, August 07, 2012 at 1:38 PM

with the mars landing stuff people were posting stuff about the russians going to venus. Apparently they landed a bunch of things to take pictures, but had problems with the lens cap remaining on. This one got the lens cap off, but the thing was supposed to take a soil sample. The lens cap landed right on top of where the soil sample reading was to take place:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venera_14

douglas on Tuesday, August 07, 2012 at 3:20 PM

I just came here to post that toilet link, beat me to it

Brock on Tuesday, August 07, 2012 at 6:24 PM

With regard to Fantasy Football, I would be willing to collect the money and keep it in a savings - any interest would go to league champ.

I promise to actually pay out winnings unlike some crooks.

$20 is a reasonable entry fee and enough to keep people honest about actually updating their teams. I could base the payouts on Brent's league (just divide in half).

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, August 07, 2012 at 9:02 PM

Brock, I'd be up for a league

joe on Wednesday, August 08, 2012 at 8:24 AM

Stealing Galt house Internet. Awesome.

joe on Wednesday, August 08, 2012 at 9:52 AM

How mAny people we going to have for this league? We need more than our usual 8.

joe on Wednesday, August 08, 2012 at 4:03 PM

Nothing like listening to a coworker get stoked for a trip to ponderosa and the tattoo parlor.

Phil on Wednesday, August 08, 2012 at 6:02 PM

@DadBoner is writing a Roadhose Remake staring Guy Fieri
http://flint.craigslist.org/wet/3192431130.html

joe on Wednesday, August 08, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Alumni run tomorrow.

joe on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 8:13 AM

Stealing Internet from Galt house again. I heart radio is great. No coat hangers on the antenna today.

joe on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 8:46 AM

Crap, I am stuck in an Olympic trivia contest at work. Not bad, but it is in front of the entire office. Like 200 plus people.

Phil on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 9:38 AM

connecting via your ipad?

joe on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 10:47 AM

iPad at work.

joe on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 10:55 AM

I failed at trivia. All the questions were from the 60s and earlier.

douglas on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 1:09 PM

i started bringing my ipad to work and haven't looked back

joe on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 3:23 PM

Monkeys riding dogs at the bats game tonight.

joe on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 10:39 PM

So my cousin Luke is doing this. I am in. I need chugging practice.

http://www.beermile.com/

joe on Thursday, August 09, 2012 at 10:41 PM

Ideal beer choice? Any special tactic other than balls to the wall?

joe on Friday, August 10, 2012 at 9:09 AM

Alumni run was a success. Scotty ho only 1997 representative I noticed. Phil and Brock, you all missed out.

Brock on Friday, August 10, 2012 at 7:05 PM

If they would move the Alumni Run to the weekend like in the past, I would be able to make it.

Who am I kidding... I don't run anymore.

douglas on Monday, August 13, 2012 at 10:02 AM

At home with the twins for three days, pray for me

Brock on Monday, August 13, 2012 at 4:03 PM

Goodbye sanity.

Phil on Monday, August 13, 2012 at 8:57 PM

@dadboner When the weekend gets dangerous, it's good to have a couple casual drinks on Monday just to prove you're still under control, you guys.

Brock on Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 3:45 PM

Phil, are you going to re-up The League?

Phil on Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 5:09 PM

just sent invites

Phil on Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 5:10 PM

League ID#: 540772
Password: tasker

joe on Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 5:23 PM

Pay or not? How many people we going to have?

Brock on Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 8:37 PM

Lets play for $20 - its not unreasonable.

joe on Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 10:00 PM

Assuming we get more than 8 I think that is reasonable. Our usual 8 isn't worth it.

Brock on Thursday, August 16, 2012 at 2:33 PM

Let's get the league filled on the assumption of pay, then we can revert if necessary

Phil on Friday, August 17, 2012 at 2:52 PM

as someone who is a casual catholic notre dame fan, even I'm a bit perturbed by these new uniforms
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf...305--ncaaf.html

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, August 18, 2012 at 10:15 AM

I saw those yesterday and they are god-awful. You would think that there are some schools/uniforms with enough tradition that they wouldn't do that shit.

joe on Sunday, August 19, 2012 at 8:47 PM

murtaugh list themed 30th birthday. any ideas? hil, i need your hockey gear to wear riding a bike jumping things.

joe on Sunday, August 19, 2012 at 8:52 PM

can we play laser tag?

joe on Sunday, August 19, 2012 at 8:59 PM

september 15th is the date. old school throwdown with fireworks

douglas on Monday, August 20, 2012 at 7:51 AM

someone watched how i met your mother last night

Phil on Monday, August 20, 2012 at 1:40 PM

headline on fark:
Augusta National finally adds 19th and 20th holes

Phil on Monday, August 20, 2012 at 2:23 PM

i liked the angry "MLB equivalent of a 99mph fast ball" rant on deadspin today:
http://deadspin.com/5936235/dear-es...league-fastball

joe on Monday, August 20, 2012 at 8:25 PM

So mt biking with Chris Friday and saturday, running with Adrian Saturday, 50 miles on the bike with my uncle Sunday, 10 miles on the bike with Laura Sunday does a number on your legs. Unexpectedly playing softball tonight turned my hamstrings into giant knots.

joe on Monday, August 20, 2012 at 8:28 PM

Mixing in beer only makes the cramping worse.

douglas on Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 8:42 AM

according to murtaugh, we're too old for this shit

douglas on Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 4:00 PM

i sent bmac log in info for the fantasy football league

Brent on Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 5:54 PM

Phil, team name this week: illegitimate rapists?

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 7:05 PM

cuban said he'd play if we had 10 and we were playing for money

douglas on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 at 3:05 PM

just heard scotty bin wiegandt on the radio talking about bellarmine hosting the D2 final four

joe on Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 6:14 PM

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barst...e-world-record/

Rio2016 beer mile. I can do this.

joe on Friday, August 24, 2012 at 9:20 PM

My neighbor is St. X frosh teams mike alstott. He is a blocking back. 1 game so far, 4 carries for 2 Tds.

joe on Sunday, August 26, 2012 at 5:50 PM

Scott was 10:26. 72ndoverall

Phil on Monday, August 27, 2012 at 4:49 PM

there was a dude dressed like Forest Gump in the ironman. Full beard, long hair, smiley face t-shirt and bubba gump hat. He was killing it too.

Phil on Tuesday, August 28, 2012 at 9:46 AM

Underground sex club found at Whiskey Row
http://www.whas11.com/home/Works-cr...-167597465.html

Phil on Tuesday, August 28, 2012 at 9:47 AM

Deadspin book club is reading Matt Christopher books
http://deadspin.com/5927904/why-did...dspin-book-club

The first one they are doing is my favorite, the Boy Who Only Hit homers

douglas on Tuesday, August 28, 2012 at 12:23 PM

i remember that book fondly

Phil on Tuesday, August 28, 2012 at 4:37 PM

crazy blog post from 2008 on the sex club in Louisville:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Louisville/...e_in_2008_about

Brock on Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:35 AM

I see that the FF Draft is set for tomorrow evening. Is that still cool? I am planning to get 1-2 of my brothers to hop on board.

Phil on Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 12:37 PM

we are at six people so more would be great

Brock on Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 1:10 PM

Phil, I sent an email request for invites to your gmail. The link I have is specific to my team.

Phil on Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 1:19 PM

sent!

douglas on Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 3:41 PM

im just excited bmac signed up for fantasy football, i believe it's the first time i've ever been in a league w/ him. his team name is fantastic

Phil on Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 3:59 PM

i liked this tweet from Ochocinco
http://imgur.com/bR4wt

Brent on Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 11:28 PM

Nick Symmonds going for the Beer Mile record which is 5:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=ZyTTG2DFZok

Brock on Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 3:55 PM

Is the draft still on for tonight? Ty is planning to sign up, so we'll have an even number.

Brock on Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 3:56 PM

If we get one more and Cuban joins - the league will meet that 10 threshold for some serious bragging rights.

Phil on Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 5:33 PM

draft got canceled due to lack of players....

Brock on Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 5:41 PM

That works out - there was a conflict with a couple of people for draft time, and Ty was trying to sign up on his phone from work with no success.

Reschedule?

Phil on Friday, August 31, 2012 at 8:52 AM

per card chronicle, I'm not sure if I've ever seen someone with this position on a roster
http://www.ukathletics.com/sports/m...et_jared00.html

Phil on Friday, August 31, 2012 at 3:21 PM

@DadBoner
Can't believe we're still at work. Can't wait to peel out and give the double middles so hard, like fists armed with freedom rockets.

Bigworm on Friday, August 31, 2012 at 11:00 PM

Brock - how many Jaguars does your family own? I thought there was a Jaguar convention on the corner of Mirimar and Graymoor this morning.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 9:26 AM

Looks like green baron dropped out, so we need 3 for 10. We still playing for money? if not, Joe might play to at least have an 8 team league.

Brock on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 11:56 AM

Chip's 86 Jag got smashed by a tree a couple of years ago. Of course you can afford Jaguars when you dont pay rent and live with your parents.

Phil on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 12:01 PM

on the opposite side of the fence - I can get four people IF we play for money

Brock on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 12:03 PM

Green Baron dropped b/c he thought league folded when draft passed. I thought $20 league would encourage people to play considering how much was invested in blowing shit up, but if the opposite is the case, I dont think it matters to me or the brothers if there is financial incentive to pay attention.

Brock on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 12:05 PM

I will miss the rivalry, but moving to the professional game has long been needed to increase the competition.

Phil on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 12:43 PM

ok, working on additional four or six people.

Changing the draft to Tuesday at 6pm

Phil on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 12:46 PM

We'll play it like this . Two divisions.
1st Place: 60%
2nd Place: 15%
3rd Place: 10%
Overall Points Leader: 15% (same as 2nd place)

joe on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 12:51 PM

So regular season only counts for overall points leader and the other 3 are playoffs?

Brock on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 3:48 PM

Id cut into first place and give a percentage to regular season first (10-15%).

Phil on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 5:15 PM

Overall points would be the regular season winner (more or less).

Phil on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 5:23 PM

would a 9:30 draft time be too late? We did that with Brent's league and it worked out pretty good. We got west coast people being added...

Brent on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 10:32 PM

Ryan Hall ran 154 -168 miles while listening to the Odyssey in the At&t commercial
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat...e_odyssey_.html

douglas on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 10:57 PM

Im fine with 930 draft

douglas on Saturday, September 01, 2012 at 10:57 PM

Brent, when you want money by?

Phil on Sunday, September 02, 2012 at 12:23 PM

currently sit at 9 teams

Brock on Sunday, September 02, 2012 at 12:49 PM

The Schweitzers are on for 9:30. Do I need to bring the Green Baron back or is there a prospective?

Phil on Sunday, September 02, 2012 at 1:05 PM

well shit. looks like I had set the draft for the 11th. Latest time on the 4th is 6:15.

bullshit

Brock on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 12:10 AM

That will work for me.

Phil on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 12:39 PM

if we get six teams, would it be better to randomly distribute them or should I split them up so we have the Sci on one side and the west coast on the other?

joe on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 12:46 PM

Are you trying to get 12 teams?

Phil on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 12:55 PM

er, i meant if we get 12 teams. We should have enough for 12 and potentially 14 teams.

douglas on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 2:37 PM

We could have super conferences. We could be the sec and get everybody eligible for the playoffs, and they could be the big east and only fill one automatic slot

joe on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 2:52 PM

I only heard a few sec chants yesterday.

Phil on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 2:59 PM

people next to us at osheas spent the second quarter talking about how bad louisville would do I'm the mighty sec. they left at halftime

joe on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 3:59 PM

Is the dump pass/screen the only play in the playbook? It had it's moments, but I don't see it working except against maybe the Mississippi teams.

Brock on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 5:25 PM

One of Payton's genius UK friends posted yesterday: "The Big East is weak, Trinity could win the Big East."

To which I could not help but reply: "Trinity probably could win the Big East, but UK sure as hell couldn't."

When West Virginia destroyed the ACC champ last year, I certainly didn't think "We lost to West VA, so we must be a great team." I am confused on how this mentality permeates fans of SEC teams. Although, I have never met a Vanderbilt or Tennessee fan that proclaims that their team is great just because they play in the same conference Alabama, Florida, and LSU. They typically make that argument based on the team's performance.

Phil on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 6:32 PM

Looks like we'll have a solid 12 later tonight. Any objects to locking it down.

I've separated the teams into two divisions with the west coast on one side and the east coast on the other.

joe on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 7:06 PM

I seriously doubted the ability to get more than 8. Strong work.

Phil on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 7:20 PM

required another failed league to get there

Phil on Monday, September 03, 2012 at 9:21 PM

new group is punctual with payments.

everyone else send me $20 via paypal if you can. Send to phil.scott@gmail.com as a gift

Brent on Tuesday, September 04, 2012 at 12:19 AM

Do the same thing for my league, $45 to brent.cecil@insightbb.com. As Phil said, be sure to send as a gift. Mighty thanks to ya.

Phil on Tuesday, September 04, 2012 at 12:09 PM

i'm guessing Notre Dame leaps Louisville in the polls which should make an interesting talk radio evening

douglas on Wednesday, September 05, 2012 at 10:41 AM

i just did the paypal thing, let me know you got it, i think i did it right but just want to make sure

Phil on Wednesday, September 05, 2012 at 1:50 PM

i got it. Also got Brock's. Need bmac and brock's brothers to pay up

Phil on Wednesday, September 05, 2012 at 4:39 PM

dadboner isn't reacting well to being back at work after the three day weekend. I like his list of things he could be doing instead of work:

#1 Startin' a babe restaurant like "Hooters," called, "Beefers," but sell ribs.
#2 Headin' down to Cabo to hang with Sammy Hagar. Man.
#3 Smashin' a buncha old toilets at the dump with a sledgehammer. Sounds kinda cool?
#4 Gettin' my bod jacked to perfection.
#5 Workin' on scene 4 of my Hollywood Guy Fieri Roadhouse movie script. $$$
#6 Writin' a self help memoir, "Power Moves," to help other's selves.
#7 Remodelin' the john at the pad in a Lions motif. Maybe put in a tv and mini fridge.
#8, 9, 10 Helicopter lessons or readin' Penthouse or drinkin' cold ones. Sick of this.

Phil on Wednesday, September 05, 2012 at 5:04 PM

return of the NFL Jambaroo
http://deadspin.com/5940593/why-gro...ootball-jerseys

Brent on Wednesday, September 05, 2012 at 11:14 PM

Anybody watching the DNC? They just flashed a lady showing her Medicare card, that has her name and SS# on it.  Nice. Now the whole nation has her information.

Brent on Wednesday, September 05, 2012 at 11:15 PM

I received Douglas and Brock's money, now I just need Phil to pay up.

Phil on Wednesday, September 05, 2012 at 11:36 PM

money sent!

Brock on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 10:43 AM

Good catch Brent. Michelle pointed that out as well. Got some geniuses out there.

Brock on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 11:14 AM

Hey Trinity grads. I got a reminder notice about the 15-year reunion - we're so old!! Is anyone planning to attend the festivities? The only thing I remember from the 10 year reunion was Burket forcing everyone to take shots. Of course I could be confusing any other time I've been out in St. Matthews with him.

Phil on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 11:30 AM

so I got drunk and bought a 27" monitor from Korea for $300 last night off of ebay.

douglas on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 11:50 AM

i feel like our older drunk stories aren't as good as the younger drunk stories

Phil on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 11:55 AM

yeah, not a classic

Phil on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 11:55 AM

arby's is giving away their turkey sandwich during lunch today.

douglas on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 2:11 PM

any of my drunk stories now would end with i annoyed my wife, went to bed early and had a headache the next day

Phil on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 2:48 PM

love this john clayton commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHZ...player_embedded

Jerome on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 4:28 PM

What a dick move at this Marlins game.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-b...12106--mlb.html

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, September 06, 2012 at 9:17 PM

Phil- Joanna sent you $20 for me through paypal

Phil on Friday, September 07, 2012 at 8:57 AM

got it

Phil on Saturday, September 08, 2012 at 4:48 PM

@DadBoner
If a guy won't do a shot to start a celebraish, there's only 2 possible reasons: #1 Probably their wife or some crap, and #2 Other stuff.

Phil on Saturday, September 08, 2012 at 5:19 PM

saw this on reddit: "party at sam ficker's house tonight, it's not like he could kick us out."

Phil on Sunday, September 09, 2012 at 3:25 PM

‏@thurmanthomas 2 hours ago
Welp

‏@thurmanthomas 1 hour ago
Just got sick..

douglas on Sunday, September 09, 2012 at 10:49 PM

Bills had a rough day

douglas on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 8:06 AM

yahoo fantasy scoring is fucked up, was fine yesterday

douglas on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 9:26 AM

apparently it's across all of yahoo, all TD's scored yesterday aren't being counted, should be fixed today

Phil on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 9:43 AM

you mean I might have gotten beaten worse? fuck

douglas on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 10:16 AM

afraid so

joe on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 5:29 PM

Saturday. Chris is in town. Celebrating my birthday. I am drinking all day and doing stupid shit. Let me know if you all intend to join me.

Phil on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 6:06 PM

IN!

Phil on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 6:06 PM

Laura is in too, right?

joe on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 6:59 PM

Yes she is.

joe on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 7:00 PM

FYI, for those that don't know it is a 30th bday. We are old.

joe on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 10:22 PM

I need a combined 30.3 from mcfaddenand janikowski to beat a girl. Chris needs McFadden to outscore rivers by 50 to beat me in my other league. I hate fantasy football.

Brock on Tuesday, September 11, 2012 at 12:06 AM

Now we know the true reason you retired from the Natty Sci league - you couldn't hang anymore.

douglas on Tuesday, September 11, 2012 at 9:49 AM

do we have a formal murtaugh list yet?

Brock on Tuesday, September 11, 2012 at 4:06 PM

Kara will have a keg at her first birthday party on Saturday.... not to one-up the old man 30th party or anything.

joe on Tuesday, September 11, 2012 at 5:17 PM

I have a Rough draft in the works. Open to ideas. I really don't expect this to come anywhere close to legendary, just me being an idiot and a few people watching.

Brock on Tuesday, September 11, 2012 at 11:22 PM

It appears there is a new trend at Reds games - the crowd is simultaneously doing the Ric Flair "Woo!" at random times during the game.

This phenomenon has also coincided with the appearance of what is being referred to as the "Ginger Kenny Powers."

Exhibit A:
http://redlegnation.com/wp-content/...2/09/wooooo.jpg

joe on Wednesday, September 12, 2012 at 6:10 AM

Bday message from uncle Larry:

"happy birthday stay sober hahaha"

Sounds like one of those messages that a professional athlete gets in trouble for when giving an autograph.

Phil on Thursday, September 13, 2012 at 9:46 AM

radio time
http://www.iheart.com/live/4836/?autoplay=true

douglas on Thursday, September 13, 2012 at 4:18 PM

this was discovered at work, one of the dumbest / funniest things i've ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

Phil on Friday, September 14, 2012 at 1:38 PM

i can't stop singing the guy on a buffalo song

Phil on Friday, September 14, 2012 at 5:10 PM

it is with the deepest of apologies to joe that I couldn't buy this in time for tomorrow:
http://www.perpetualkid.com/giant-fist-koozie.aspx

Phil on Friday, September 14, 2012 at 7:01 PM

got my ebay monitor. it is ridiculous.

for reference, here's natty sci on it: http://i.imgur.com/SWJ3V.png

joe on Saturday, September 15, 2012 at 11:03 AM

2 tvs ready to go. Liquor barn trip complete. Lets rock.

Bigworm on Saturday, September 15, 2012 at 2:01 PM

What are the plans for today/tonight?

douglas on Saturday, September 15, 2012 at 7:33 PM

The more you watch guy on a buffalo the funnier it gets.

Brock on Saturday, September 15, 2012 at 11:59 PM

This fucking keg never ends, but I will defeat you Apocalypse.

joe on Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 8:45 AM

Don't feel like complete death today. 4hours till old timers baseball game first pitch. Who left a camera yesterday?

Bigworm on Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 10:00 AM

Not I.

joe on Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 3:27 PM

Alumni game is a blast. Camera owner has been found.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, September 17, 2012 at 9:56 AM

Too old for that shit. Baseball fields are too big. Arm sore, knee sore, winded after BP. Fuck me.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, September 17, 2012 at 10:01 AM

On another note, Bellarmine is a pretty impressive school now. Wish we had some of the facilities they have now. Of course for $32000 a year, they better have made some improvements.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, September 17, 2012 at 10:05 AM

UL med school, $34000 a year now. Anyone else see something wrong with that?

douglas on Monday, September 17, 2012 at 1:29 PM

those baseball scholarships we got don't go quite as far as they used to

Phil on Monday, September 17, 2012 at 3:06 PM

this was posted on reddit as "when a porno takes a disturbing twist"
http://imgur.com/vmb5S

Phil on Monday, September 17, 2012 at 4:17 PM

DadBoner: The Lions LOST. What am I supposed to do? NOT pound a thousand BL 'Nums and pass out in the boat? Gotta have pride in your team.

Phil on Monday, September 17, 2012 at 6:34 PM

it is worth the three minutes of this guy making up rights that he has in a federal court room for the payoff at the end:
http://www.strangebeaver.com/2012/0...he-court-house/

douglas on Tuesday, September 18, 2012 at 12:45 PM

so we haven't had any good, old fashioned animal porn stories on here in awhile:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/docume...sex-bust-576142

Phil on Tuesday, September 18, 2012 at 2:29 PM

that's a ridiculously photogenic animal fucker

Phil on Wednesday, September 19, 2012 at 11:02 AM

cards against humanity is back in stock and taking preorders
http://www.amazon.com/Cards-Against...gainst+humanity

douglas on Wednesday, September 19, 2012 at 12:40 PM

hey hey hey hey what is going on here
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/-saved-by-...o-wrestler.html

joe on Wednesday, September 19, 2012 at 9:19 PM

http://kymba.org/louisville/?p=1131

Chris, we need to go back. Also, the downhill at Cherokee from the dog park has bigger jumps before the hairpins now.

douglas on Thursday, September 20, 2012 at 10:19 AM

that looks like it'd be much more fun than cherokee

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, September 20, 2012 at 4:27 PM

Next time I'm in louisville, lets do it.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, September 20, 2012 at 4:28 PM

Phil, looks like Louisville Rugby Football Club has Falls City jerseys. What happend to the hockey jerseys?

Phil on Thursday, September 20, 2012 at 5:30 PM

fucker stole my idea and did it for rugby I guess. damn

joe on Thursday, September 20, 2012 at 8:10 PM

Dead end just set off some big fireworks. Someone randomly yelled quit it that is illegal. Waiting for cops to come to my house now. A shame I have none at my house.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 20, 2012 at 9:39 PM

Big Blue Nation Clown. Creepy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JpV2pGcLJY

adrian on Saturday, September 22, 2012 at 10:43 AM

Baby goodloe decided to come early. Born Sept 20th at 10:55 pm. Holy shit I am a father!

douglas on Saturday, September 22, 2012 at 11:24 AM

Welcome to the club. Just remember when he starts crying, a good shaking usually does the trick. Congrats

Brock on Saturday, September 22, 2012 at 4:12 PM

Congrats. Here's to remembering what sleep used to be.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, September 22, 2012 at 5:04 PM

Congrats! That guy's a dad?!

adrian on Saturday, September 22, 2012 at 5:28 PM

Shit got real putting him in the car seat for the ride home. Both hands on steering wheel. I actually went under the speed limit being nervous and all.

Brock on Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 10:29 PM

Hopefully you didn't post the on the drive home.

Phil on Monday, September 24, 2012 at 7:44 PM

time to start stockpiling bacon
http://www.chicagotribune.com/busin...0,6240960.story

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 25, 2012 at 7:41 AM

Adrian - There is a reason why I drive me car the way I do when I am alone. When Abby and AJ are in the car Abby calls me a grandpa driver.

Phil on Tuesday, September 25, 2012 at 1:48 PM

this made me laugh:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r24kk/

Phil on Tuesday, September 25, 2012 at 9:34 PM

our team name is "now that you can win games throwing int, morgan newton's draft stock must be sky rocketing"

joe on Tuesday, September 25, 2012 at 9:43 PM

http://athletics.bellarmine.edu/new...0925124539.aspx

How did we not ^do this at bellarmine.

douglas on Wednesday, September 26, 2012 at 2:04 PM

because that would be fun, and scotty disallowed that

douglas on Wednesday, September 26, 2012 at 2:19 PM

speaking of bellarmine, this guy spoke at my MBA graduation ceremony. he's a member out at valhalla too, i've caddied for him a few times
http://www.wave3.com/story/19646158...federal-cahrges

Phil on Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 10:33 AM

Rookie Ump Commercial from the 80s
http://www.yourememberthat.com/medi...l/#.UGRjd03AeQf

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 1:02 PM

http://network.yardbarker.com/colle...utrage/11822971

So how bad is this really, or how bad of a parent am I? There are a few pics of my son with beer bottles and a bourbon bottle. So where exactly does the line get crossed?

joe on Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 5:16 PM

No worse than Henry drinking apple juice out of the little beer mug.

Brock on Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 11:22 PM

Kara learned to drink from a glass using a small pint from one of our brew festivals. People are too uptight.

douglas on Friday, September 28, 2012 at 8:21 AM

if i had cole next to a keg, that totally would've been the resulting picture

Bigworm on Friday, September 28, 2012 at 10:19 PM

Sad day for basketball fans as the best shooter Rick Pitino has ever seen suffers a career ending knee injury.

joe on Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 2:50 AM

Didn't live up to the greatest high school shooter hype, but dude did pretty much single Handedly win a few games for ul. Always sucks to see a guy end his career with an injury or 2.

joe on Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 11:45 AM

Anyone else hear Desmond Howard talk about "sipping on beaver juice" on game day?

joe on Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 12:04 PM

http://deadspin.com/5947553/desmond...college-gameday

I knew dead spin would come through

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 1:34 PM

Fucking awesome. Snoop should have used those lyrics.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 1:34 PM

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highs...-104512016.html

The holy hand grenade works. Should have tried it in intramurals

Phil on Monday, October 01, 2012 at 1:02 PM

Chinese restaurant closed for serving road kill
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/0...test=latestnews

douglas on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 at 10:43 AM

bueller, bueller...

Phil on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 at 3:56 PM

a shame joe can't keep us updated with the poop bandit on here

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 at 5:19 PM

Seriously, a chick shit on the floor. The union did provide chili dogs for lunch. I opted out and ate my usual lunch and did not shit on. The floor.

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 at 5:36 PM

Penis amputation rebuttal at the VA from barstool:

Bottom line is though, if you put your penis under the knife, you know the risks you’re taking. If you’re willing to let someone slice open your penis, you deserve everything thats coming your way. Your job as a man on this earth is to protect that cock. Its the most important thing on this planet. Whether its 4 inches or 14 inches, its your dick piece. You should never let anyone chop your dick up, whether its a doctor or otherwise. And if you do decide to do it, assume the worst. Brace yourself for 19 straight hours of dick icing. Brace yourself for frost bitten balls. If you ain’t willing to endure that, just stick with what God gave you.

I guess the real lesson here is to factor in an additional 5 inches for your penile implant. You wanna have a 12 inch dick? Shoot for 17. After the gangrene and amputation you’ll net out to a foot long.

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 at 5:51 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...f=entertainment

Movie looks dumb but funny.

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 at 6:39 PM

Sadly this isn't the first bathroom floor turd we have encountered.

joe on Wednesday, October 03, 2012 at 6:42 PM

Portions of a conversation between 3 of us, one being a female who was a witness:

I saw the turds... It was horrific.


Did someone really shit in the woman bathroom? That is fuckin nasty, and was it really in front of the sink?


Yes and yes. I can not for the life of me wrap my head around the logistics.

Was anyone in a skirt or dress today?

It's sad it isn't the first shit found on the floor in our office. I had to read the email Greg sent from the last time. I imagine the shit looked similar to the union chili dogs.

True. Well, except the part that was smeared and stepped in

Phil on Thursday, October 04, 2012 at 12:44 PM

cool article where some people on arstechnica let a scammer take control over their PC
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...s-ars-technica/

joe on Thursday, October 04, 2012 at 5:39 PM

http://sluggermuseum.com/

Laura asked if I want to go to see the new exhibit at the slugger museum.

joe on Thursday, October 04, 2012 at 7:04 PM

Texas forever.

http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...ama-last-night/

Phil on Friday, October 05, 2012 at 10:43 AM

this made me chuckle

Weird Child Pretends To Be Utility Infielder Mark DeRosa While Playing Baseball With Friends
http://www.theonion.com/articles/we...der-mark,29807/

Brock on Friday, October 05, 2012 at 11:17 AM

This also made me chuckle.

http://imgur.com/a/9H0Hv

Phil on Friday, October 05, 2012 at 11:34 AM

brock, that was awesome.

joe on Friday, October 05, 2012 at 5:33 PM

When did a prank go from stupid harmless stuff to hanging out car windows and hitting bikers? God I am pissed.

douglas on Friday, October 05, 2012 at 6:16 PM

Some asshole in a passing car threw an egg at my windshield at the hard turn on Hunsinger lane in the middle of the night awhile back. If you know the turn I'm talking about, it's basically a 90 turn on a two lane road, not the safest place to lose vision while your driving at night. Of course it's not like I could quickly turn around and go after the fuckers either

joe on Saturday, October 06, 2012 at 8:27 AM

Too old for this shit. On a similar note, when you pee on the garage it is cold enough for it to steam up as you pee. I am still drunk.

Brock on Saturday, October 06, 2012 at 11:03 AM

Was that the morning whiz? The back of the garage.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, October 06, 2012 at 11:12 AM

What's up with the morning piss on the garage?

joe on Saturday, October 06, 2012 at 11:49 AM

I went outside when I let the dogs out and figured what the hell

joe on Saturday, October 06, 2012 at 7:01 PM

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/20...eatshirt-video/

Phil on Sunday, October 07, 2012 at 12:00 PM

Joe, you meet Mike on Friday? He might have been gone by the time out all got there. Anyways, he's in our fantasy league his motto right now is "Beer goggles, full bellies, can't win."

joe on Sunday, October 07, 2012 at 12:19 PM

I met him briefly when we first showed up. He was the one who said we met at new years.

joe on Sunday, October 07, 2012 at 10:10 PM

Douglas, Batista beating the shit out of a at dude in mma debut.

http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php...ebut-tko-video/

Happy birthday tomorrow

douglas on Monday, October 08, 2012 at 12:32 PM

Hes forty fucking three?! Holy steroids

Phil on Monday, October 08, 2012 at 3:21 PM

douglas, looks like you and I will have an old fashion battle of the under performers to decide it tonight in the ESPN league. I'd be surprised if Green got three points total though

douglas on Monday, October 08, 2012 at 4:01 PM

Hopefully Andre Johnson doesn't blow balls tonight

Phil on Monday, October 08, 2012 at 4:40 PM

@DadBoner
Nothin like a Sunday night Jack & Diet binge to make you feel like you have all the answers, leading to a stack of Monday mornin questions.

joe on Monday, October 08, 2012 at 5:35 PM

I like this from Barney Stinson on kids first birthday party

Time: whenever the big game is, just like last year when that bastard was born.

douglas on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 at 9:54 AM

Well Phil, that was a dreadful outing by both of us, but Andre Johnson's fifteen yards sealed me the victory

Phil on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 at 3:22 PM

Important question on deadspin today: "If you had to chose one calendar month to stay sober, what month would be the easiest?"

Drew's response:
The obvious answer is February, since it's the shortest month. But February has the Super Bowl AND it seems like the longest month of the year, which makes abstinence difficult. A skilled alcoholic uses virtually any occasion to celebrate, and every month has its share of festive occasions:

January: NFL playoffs
February: Super Bowl
March: NCAA tourney
April: First glimpse of warm weather
May: Memorial Day
June: General summer drinking, vacation
July: Fourth of July
August: Horrible awful end of summer, drinking needed to pass the time
September: Football again! DRANK.
October: More football, World Series
November/December: Holidays

As you can see, that's a packed drinking calendar, and it doesn't include obvious drinking occasions like birthdays, weddings, job promotions, finding a quarter off the street, and such and such. I'll be perfectly honest and tell you that I don't feel the need to drink EVERY time I watch football these days. Sometimes, you'll be at a bar drinking on a Sunday afternoon watching the NFL and you'll just feel bloated and grimy. Doubly so if it's a Steelers bar. Ever hit that drinking wall at 6 p.m., when your hands are soaked in wing grease and you just wanna fucking die? It's awesome. So I'd probably take January or February. Only a fucking idiot would dare attempt the October-December gauntlet. It can't be done.

Phil on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 at 4:21 PM

Concrete Buffer Gone Wild
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...p;v=7KvxOuC7Bhc

Best part is the guy laughing so hard he farts

joe on Tuesday, October 09, 2012 at 5:28 PM

Paul popped out baby number 3 today. Reason to drink.

Phil on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 at 2:16 PM

follow up to brock's qb facebook post
http://profootballmock.com/?p=5020

Phil on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 at 3:06 PM

you heard it here first, white castle to reopen near trinity at the old KFC
http://www.courier-journal.com/proa...agerestricted=1

Brock on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 at 6:39 PM

Man U mother fuckers!

joe on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 at 6:42 PM

Reds are blowing stool

Brock on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 at 6:53 PM

What the fuck!?

joe on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 at 7:39 PM

http://espn.go.com/college-football...corpses-zombies

What was the BU baseball version? Jrs downfall of the team and wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!

douglas on Wednesday, October 10, 2012 at 8:05 PM

If all of you were on fire, there might be four of you I'd piss on.

I remember the discussion in the locker room afterwards about who the four would be

mowgli on Thursday, October 11, 2012 at 9:17 AM

Brock, When do you get back? Are still planning on going to the reunion? I think i'm going to meet up with Chris Friday.

Phil, Reunion?

Brock on Thursday, October 11, 2012 at 1:52 PM

My flight lands around 5:30. I plan to immediately head to the Tin Roof - no game, only drinking. What else is better than flying for 12 hours that immediately downing 10 beers. Anyone want to pick me up?

joe on Thursday, October 11, 2012 at 4:06 PM

Tin roof wasn't a good reunion spot. Phil and I were there last weekend and Ballard was having a 10 year. However, there is still booze.

Brock on Thursday, October 11, 2012 at 5:52 PM

I agree. Was there a few weeks ago and it was a logjam of drunk frumpy women and mules. Although... pointing out how much more successful I've been than the majority of the 15 who finished ranked higher than me.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 11, 2012 at 7:36 PM

Brock, if that's your plan, then Joanna may be dropping me off there as soon as we get in town too.

joe on Thursday, October 11, 2012 at 9:15 PM

So Tim lincecum took champagne in the eye and said on tv "now I know what chicks feel like"

Brock on Friday, October 12, 2012 at 3:53 AM

Cool. Im waiting for my flight - no sleep till after reunion.

joe on Saturday, October 13, 2012 at 8:25 AM

http://www.brobible.com/life/slides...plus-todays-fix

Phil, I think someone at hockey needs to do this.

joe on Saturday, October 13, 2012 at 8:25 AM

Link doesn't work, but Stanley keg made of dip cans.

douglas on Saturday, October 13, 2012 at 10:39 AM

Worked for me

Brock on Saturday, October 13, 2012 at 10:25 PM

Highlight of night: Chis asking old man blues band at Gerstles if they could play Mudshovel (serious, not mocking) vs. Random UK fan dancing with Chris to said blues band.

Brent on Sunday, October 14, 2012 at 6:14 PM

Saw Argo last night, it was awesome, havent seen a movie that good in a long time.

Phil on Monday, October 15, 2012 at 10:59 AM

I like the Take on Me sing-a-long
http://deadspin.com/5951449/nationa...as-the-best-yet

Phil on Monday, October 15, 2012 at 11:14 AM

ran into this on my way into work this morning. poor dude had a rough day
http://www.courier-journal.com/proa...agerestricted=1

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 15, 2012 at 4:17 PM

http://deadspin.com/5949394/cockblo...in-the-big-easy

Last story, a different take on, "you suck one dick and everyone thinks you're gay."

Apparently, someone thinks, "I ain't gay, but I like giving blowjobs." Guess what, you're fucking gay.

Jerome on Monday, October 15, 2012 at 4:17 PM

The best celebration of the movie Road House that I've ever heard of

http://www.grantland.com/blog/holly...r-in-road-house

Phil on Tuesday, October 16, 2012 at 12:49 PM

i'm kind of tempted to bid on some of Rudi Johnson's crap
http://deadspin.com/5952161/rudi-jo...ll-really-cheap

douglas on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 at 8:18 AM

some of that shit is pretty cheap

Phil on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 at 12:11 PM

time lapse of the space shuttle making it's way across LA
http://framework.latimes.com/2012/1...rek-across-l-a/

Jerome on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 at 4:18 PM

German douchebag tries to cannonball in a frozen pool
http://deadspin.com/5952596/trying-...not-a-good-idea

joe on Thursday, October 18, 2012 at 8:02 AM

Galt house wifi is back!

joe on Friday, October 19, 2012 at 9:03 AM

I can't do weekdAy drinking as well as I used to.

douglas on Friday, October 19, 2012 at 10:05 AM

i'm afraid that's something i'd be afraid to try at this point

Brock on Friday, October 19, 2012 at 10:54 AM

You just have to switch to the sip of bourbon during the nightly news - old man style.

douglas on Friday, October 19, 2012 at 11:38 AM

i can't fully enjoy my sips until the chilren are in bed

Phil on Friday, October 19, 2012 at 12:03 PM

deadspin is putting together a shit list in the nba. today's addition to the shit list? Bill Cartright's free-throws
http://deadspin.com/5952342/deadspi...free+throw-line

Phil on Friday, October 19, 2012 at 12:45 PM

i'm working on my dentist, Tony, to rename his new dental office Tony Clark Dental Care aka TC/DC and start running ads on adult swim and comedy central with parody songs.

Right now I've got:
DentalStruck
For those about to Floss (we salute you)
Dental deeds, don't dirt cheap

Phil on Friday, October 19, 2012 at 1:37 PM

people on reddit posting about how their brain is dumb.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c..._discovered_my/

I like the guy who had a leaking sink so he put a bucket under it to collect the water. when the bucket got full he emptied it into the sink

Brock on Saturday, October 20, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Note to self: Do not allow the women to wash out your flask - rum with a lemon twist is interesting, but very frothy.

joe on Sunday, October 21, 2012 at 11:46 AM

Brock, toledo? Did you watch the game? What happened? Espn isn't good at big east highlights.

douglas on Sunday, October 21, 2012 at 3:25 PM

In st Louis for work and got upgraded to an executive suite at the ritz Carlton. This place is heaven

joe on Monday, October 22, 2012 at 11:33 AM

So Dan Patrick was interviewing gronk. After the interview he was complaining about how gronk let him down. He said he expected some beer, maybe slip n slide, taking turns punching each other in the arm, wiffle ball.

Remember when we partied like gronk?

Brock on Monday, October 22, 2012 at 2:48 PM

Joe - I was at the game - it was poop-water.

Walter Stewart is out with a neck injury (no QB pressure most of the game).

Our QB is terrible. Defense held Toledo (Top 5 offense in the country) to only FGs, but when your QB throws a pick 6, special teams gives up a kick return TD (with the assistance of 2 blocks in the back - have you ever seen 3 flags ALL get picked up?), there isn't much hope on the road. Despite all of this - they still had the ball on the 40 with 30 seconds left to win the game (of course Munchie throws it straight to a wide open DB for the pick).

Toledo will be ranked this week - they are a decent team, but UC handed them that win.

The biggest question will be whether LeGeaux starts against Louisville on Friday - there is a stable of highly rated young QB's just waiting for their opportunity.

joe on Monday, October 22, 2012 at 3:11 PM

Cincy always make me nervous. I assume munchie will stRt and run for200 yards Friday night.

Phil on Tuesday, October 23, 2012 at 11:14 AM

collection of "This is SportsCenter" commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?featu...;v=puleXDhW34s#!

joe on Tuesday, October 23, 2012 at 11:52 AM

Worst meeting ever. We are going through a transformation at work. It was a meeting about team building and what type of person are you with activities involved. Then they added a part trying to sell us on the transformation and it turned into a session trying to sell us a time share.

Jerome on Tuesday, October 23, 2012 at 2:55 PM

I see your transformation and time share and I raise you a meeting in order to "define the enablers, ascertain the synergies between the roadmaps, and more importantly be synchronized as a team regarding the holistic roadmaps across all domains" ... scheduled from 12:00pm-5:30pm ...

joe on Tuesday, October 23, 2012 at 2:57 PM

We used the word synergy and had to define it.

Phil on Wednesday, October 24, 2012 at 5:18 PM

great quote:
“It’s all fun and games until you shine a laser at a helicopter and we’re landing in your front yard and we’re going to lock you up. Because that’s going to happen”
http://www.courier-journal.com/view...pnews|text|Home

Phil on Thursday, October 25, 2012 at 4:07 PM

the white out planned for tomorrow is the dumbest thing I've ever heard

joe on Thursday, October 25, 2012 at 5:23 PM

Wet tshirt contest.

Brock on Thursday, October 25, 2012 at 5:26 PM

UC did a white-out against Miami, OH a few weeks ago. There was a general consensus that was poorly timed: 1) Miami is Red and White and 2) it was cold - who owns a white jacket/coat?

The reason White-outs are even introduced is to sell a bunch of white logo sweatshirts.

joe on Thursday, October 25, 2012 at 5:53 PM

There hasn’t been a decision this bad since hiring Jbone for sideline reporting.

Brock on Friday, October 26, 2012 at 12:58 PM

The last time I went to a Louisville-Cincinnati game in which it was raining, the final score was 70-7. I'm hoping for a much closer match-up this time.

Although, they could do something reprehensible, like jump on the Cardinal Bird or play zone coverage.

Brock on Friday, October 26, 2012 at 4:39 PM

I enjoyed this comment about the rain and weather for the game tonight: "The rain should benefit our running game and keep Munchie from throwing to their recievers/DBs."

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, October 27, 2012 at 2:42 PM

Holy fuck! Lattimore's injury is horrible.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf...313--ncaaf.html

Phil on Saturday, October 27, 2012 at 3:11 PM

I had to change the channel. it was like his leg want attached anyhow

Phil on Sunday, October 28, 2012 at 3:14 PM

Tim Mastay doesn't have the strongest arm in the world...

Phil on Monday, October 29, 2012 at 4:14 PM

guys in a helicopter fish a RC plane out of a tree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffEY...ature=g-all-lik

joe on Tuesday, October 30, 2012 at 6:26 AM

http://blogs.courier-journal.com/uk...tter-than-this/

Uk fans commenting on teams making tshirts. Interesting.

Brock on Tuesday, October 30, 2012 at 11:19 AM

I see UK fans commemorating their football victories over Vanderbilt in T-shirt form all the time.

Phil on Tuesday, October 30, 2012 at 3:58 PM

you can buy a t-shirt for their 1950 national championship in football.
http://www.footballfanatics.com/cat..._Washed_T-shirt

the one they retroactively received in the 90s when jeff sagarin reran his computer app against old data.

joe on Tuesday, October 30, 2012 at 5:45 PM

Our New York City data center is still offline thanks to Hurricane Sandy.

We are working as quickly as possible to restore the full site,
but in the interim you can view updates at http://updates.deadspin.com.


I like the backup deadspin.com

Phil on Wednesday, October 31, 2012 at 11:03 AM

this made me chuckle
http://gifs.gifbin.com/042011/rever...-his-bottle.gif

Phil on Wednesday, October 31, 2012 at 12:12 PM

jalen rose on how to not spend all your money.
"no record companies, restaraunts, or clothing lines"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-362OfeM9OQ

Phil on Wednesday, October 31, 2012 at 6:00 PM

Nation Suddenly Realizes This Just Going To Be A Thing That Happens From Now On

http://www.theonion.com/articles/na...o-be-a-t,30195/

douglas on Thursday, November 01, 2012 at 10:14 AM

one legged man dresses up as the lamp from the christmas story for halloween:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olymp...19820--oly.html

Phil on Friday, November 02, 2012 at 5:00 PM

this was neat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHWvFrpocY

Brock on Saturday, November 03, 2012 at 11:45 PM

I was watching ESPN highlights and the commentator was going through the "4" undefeated teams to see which one looked the best to me. Correct me if I missed something, but aren't there at least 5 undefeated teams?

joe on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 2:24 AM

Bama, k-state, Oregon, Ohio state, Louisville, notre dame

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 9:00 AM

Yeah, during some of the games they were leaving Louisville out of the list of unbeatens. No respect for the cards. Not like they would ave a shot against any of those other teams or even some of the one loss teams, but they are still undefeated

adrian on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 11:07 AM

Louisville could beat Notre Dame and OSU and A KSU team without Klein.

joe on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 3:37 PM

So will a coach really want to go to uk?

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 3:42 PM

Petrino

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 3:42 PM

Tressel

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 3:46 PM

But not really, unless UK starts spending more money on football. Didn't they spend as much on midnight madness as the entire football budget?

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 3:47 PM

I know it wasn't that bad but it was some ridiculous sum compared to part of the football budget.

Phil on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 4:53 PM

They spent more on midnight madness than they do football recruiting

joe on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 4:53 PM

Lighting for midnight madness was more than the recruiting budget for football.

Jerome on Sunday, November 04, 2012 at 11:33 PM

Now I know why I never see Phil and Joe in the same room at the same time.

douglas on Monday, November 05, 2012 at 9:35 AM

that thing about the madness vs. football recruiting is bogus, whatever site did that just looked at the line items on an accounting report, and every school listed their recruiting budgets differently. with that being said, they can pay anything for a football coach, it's just a matter of who would actually take the job that's worth that much. it's more about facilities than being able to pay a coach

joe on Monday, November 05, 2012 at 6:00 PM

I need to rant. How stupid is it to post a simple question on facebook that you could easily look up yourself. Someone just posted "what time do the polls open?" you could easily type that into google instead of facebook and get the answer much quicker. I think it is similar to needing to hear yourself speak. That is all.

joe on Monday, November 05, 2012 at 6:12 PM

Just read uk is interested in Rex Ryan. You got to be shitting me.

douglas on Monday, November 05, 2012 at 7:19 PM

I think that's a wish list, shoot for the stars type deal. A couple other really big names are on there.

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 at 7:28 AM

http://www.ballot-access.org/2012/1...islative-races/

Interesting ballot option.

Brock on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 at 9:09 AM

Joe. I second your disdain for FB morons. In a related note, I am standing in a mile long line to vote. Its TN people! Your vote doesn't count.

Phil on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 at 3:51 PM

Poll Workers Overhear Biden Repeating Phrase 'Banged Her' While Reading Names On Ballot
Poll Workers Overhear Biden Repeating Phrase 'Banged Her' While Reading Names On Ballot

Phil on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 at 3:51 PM

I'm not good with computers.

Poll Workers Overhear Biden Repeating Phrase 'Banged Her' While Reading Names On Ballot
http://www.theonion.com/articles/po...se-bange,30266/

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 at 5:24 PM

"no matter who is president, Jesus is king"

Facebook gem from a cousin.

joe on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 at 9:26 PM

I am more interested in the voting sticker controversy than the actual election.

Brock on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 at 10:20 PM

Well shit, we shouldn't bother, Jesus will fix unemployment

Brock on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 at 10:51 PM

Twitter post by @BigBird: The Rape Caucus is having a bad night.

Phil on Wednesday, November 07, 2012 at 9:35 AM

Millions Without Power Following Election
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mi...election,30247/

Phil on Wednesday, November 07, 2012 at 5:24 PM

Taco Bell is moving quick after marijuana got legalized in WA and CO
http://www.courier-journal.com/view...pnews|text|Home

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2012 at 12:34 PM

I won $150 at work today in a 50/50 raffle. Best use of nickels and dimes at work ever.

joe on Thursday, November 08, 2012 at 2:03 PM

Chris, This stuff is what he did.

http://www.ehow.com/how_15294_lube-...derailleur.html

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 09, 2012 at 8:07 PM

Darwin for senator! Strong work by the citizens of GA.

http://news.yahoo.com/evolutionist-...-160159056.html

douglas on Friday, November 09, 2012 at 11:30 PM

polson!!!

joe on Saturday, November 10, 2012 at 6:00 AM

Poison saved the day big time.

douglas on Saturday, November 10, 2012 at 10:36 AM

Why the hell are you up at 6

joe on Saturday, November 10, 2012 at 10:42 AM

I suck at sleeping

joe on Monday, November 12, 2012 at 8:26 AM

Wooooo veterans day holiday!

douglas on Monday, November 12, 2012 at 8:52 AM

damn government jobs

Phil on Monday, November 12, 2012 at 11:30 AM

goalie fight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...;v=WQIbI4vbQI0#!

joe on Monday, November 12, 2012 at 2:27 PM

I hate drs.

joe on Monday, November 12, 2012 at 2:36 PM

I is drunk

Phil on Tuesday, November 13, 2012 at 4:38 PM

hockey night in cinci. cool write up on an old rink in Cinci
http://queencitydiscovery.blogspot....n-hamilton.html

Phil on Tuesday, November 13, 2012 at 5:07 PM

Steve Young is the best part of this video
http://deadspin.com/5960039/rick-re...sage-production

Phil on Wednesday, November 14, 2012 at 1:31 PM

don't think the NY Times liked Guy Fieri's new restaurant
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/d...wanted=all&

Phil on Wednesday, November 14, 2012 at 1:31 PM

i love the russian drives video on deadspin today
http://deadspin.com/5960511/the-def...s-lowlight-reel

Phil on Wednesday, November 14, 2012 at 2:37 PM

the dole kemp website is still up
http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm

Phil on Wednesday, November 14, 2012 at 5:22 PM

a petition I can get behind
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...5QW#thank-you=p

Phil on Wednesday, November 14, 2012 at 7:02 PM

how to explain the elmo situation to a kid:
http://gawker.com/5960658/how-to-ex...bieber-and-elmo

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2012 at 1:08 PM

someone posted this on reddit:
When my 4 year old son is being obnoxious in the car I threaten to take him to Applebees.

I also tell him not to say the word Applebees three times in a row or I'll drive him there and make him eat.

I tell him not to stare directly at the Applebees sign for too long.

He has no idea what is on the inside of Applebees, but I suspect he thinks it is some sort of hell dimension.

Phil on Thursday, November 15, 2012 at 6:09 PM

adrian, programmer humor that made me chuckle from reddit:
http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/c...issiles/c71vmjd

skip "thisgunnabegood"'s comment and read the chain starting with crazymusicman in response.

adrian on Thursday, November 15, 2012 at 7:08 PM

that is great philco

Phil on Friday, November 16, 2012 at 11:12 AM

how i feel right now
http://i.imgur.com/B2f9S.jpg

joe on Monday, November 19, 2012 at 7:47 AM

Chris and I were thinkinG people over Saturday evening. We are going to a noon ul football game then later that evening we thought people might be able to make an appearance.

Brock on Monday, November 19, 2012 at 11:36 AM

The Schweitzers will be in town this weekend.

Phil on Monday, November 19, 2012 at 1:54 PM

i'm in

douglas on Monday, November 19, 2012 at 2:57 PM

i'll probably manage to stop by for a bit

joe on Monday, November 19, 2012 at 5:47 PM

Based on sports schedules I am saying no earlier than 7 on saturday. Stanford ucla is at 6:30 and Clemson South Carolina is 7 and notre dame USC is at 8. UL basketball will hopefully be in the consolation for their tourney at 7 or championship at 9:30. 9:30 vs duke would be awesome. What time would anybody prefer or be able to make it Saturday?

Phil on Monday, November 19, 2012 at 11:10 PM

i should be there around seven then

Brock on Tuesday, November 20, 2012 at 1:36 PM

Seven sounds like a reasonable time.

joe on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 at 6:47 AM

Happy Wes goodloe birthday. We use to get stupid on this birthday (I.e. Booth of doom)

douglas on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 at 10:47 AM

the booth of doom is all fun and games until you lose your ring

Phil on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 at 1:04 PM

Looks like UF is wearing their new Pro-Combat uniforms for rivalry week
http://i.imgur.com/O3306.jpg

Phil on Tuesday, November 27, 2012 at 9:51 AM

I'm breaking the silence! It's happening!

And for this. Boy Meet World is making a comeback.
http://tvline.com/2012/11/26/girl-m...anielle-fishel/

Brock on Tuesday, November 27, 2012 at 10:34 AM

That has to be one of the record droughts.

Thoughts on New Years?

joe on Tuesday, November 27, 2012 at 5:08 PM

I guess it's on.

Phil on Tuesday, November 27, 2012 at 5:26 PM

i made a new post to celebrate
http://nattysci.com/displaypost.aspx?post=157

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