As if we didn't have enough reasons to hate France

Recently, France has banned Red Bull.  Which begs the question, "What to they drop Jager into?"  The answer, "They don't deserve Jager.  In fact, those commies probably don't even have it, because it comes from Germany."  We know how well France and Germany have gotten along through the years.  I was trying to find an article about this, but all I could find were various mentionings.  I went to RedBull.com, but they didn't mention it.  However, France cannot be found under the listing of "countries".  Serves them right.

Posted by Jay on February 16th, in the morning | 228 comments

Comments

Phil on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 11:02 AM

I found an article talking about Ireland thinking of putting restrictions of Red Bull here: http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/fr...HM1REDBULL.html

They mention the French ban too

Brock on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 11:59 AM

This just inspires me to not only take a leak off the Eiffel Tower, but to stumble through the Arc de Triomphe while slamming Jager-bombs. Just like everyone else used to:http://tinyurl.com/2pfoa

Phil on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 12:04 PM

Hmmmm, brock broke the page. Jackass. I'll fix that tonight.

Brock on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 12:13 PM

Actually, that isn't the first time I've seen a hyperlink run off the page, but make sure when you fix it, you don't make it chop the link, because some pages do that, which effectively destroys the hyperlink pasted.

Marc on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 12:15 PM

"What to they drop Jager into?" What the hell Mr. Typo-attacker. lol. If France doesn't want Red Bull fine, ship it all here. If fact I happen to know a unused Jager machine that would compliment all the Reb Bull nicely.

Phil on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 12:22 PM

What I'll do is truncate what is displayed. No problem. Say only display the domain name and the filepart.

Brock on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 12:43 PM

I think we should make a Natty Sci history page: "Memorable Moments in Natty Sci History" with subsections like:

Natty Sci Sports History
Natty Sci Party History
Historical Vomit Locations
Current Tally of Gallons of Beer Consumed by Church
Natty Sci and Beam: The Epic History
The Great Story Ever Told: Marc and ConAir


I have way too much time on my hands here...

Jay on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 12:45 PM

If fact? Reb Bull? Jackass. Yeah, way to go on f***ing up the page, Schweitzer.

Bigworm on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 1:28 PM

Yes I do have a Jager machine and f@#& France, I will gladly take their shipment of Red Bull. I do agree with Brock about the Vomit locations though and gentleman think of a good name for tonite!

joe on Monday, February 16, 2004 at 4:00 PM

dude the red bull people were on campus today...those bastards had no jager!!! damn those no talent ass clowns!!

Church on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 4:48 AM

Gallons consumed by me, hmm I never have kept count.

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 6:19 AM

Well... starting tonight, keep track, or just count kegs lying about your room.

Dween on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:03 AM

Hey kids! Are your URLs long and unwieldy? Try new cinnamon-flavored TinyURLs! All the URL goodness with less than half the characters!

The above link has been shrunk down to:
http://tinyurl.com/2pfoa

Jay on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:04 AM

Who the F*** is Dween, and why the F*** is he/she posting on Natty Sci?

Phil on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:06 AM

Dween works with me, jackass.

Jay on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:07 AM

Whoops. My bad. Sorry about that, Dween.

Phil on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:09 AM

Dween (some people call him "James") has been to trivia back in the day. Hi James!

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:14 AM

That was an interesting exchange:
Jay hatin' on the outsider
Phil identifying the outsider
Jay apologizes to outsider
Phil describes outsider
Brock makes long and pointless
post addressing this fact

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:15 AM

Is anyone else getting the whacked out screen when this post is opened, with the sidebar all at the bottom?

Dween on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:17 AM

Hi Phil! Hi Jay!

Yeah. I work with Phil. Excitement a-plenty here at the ranch!

Jay on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:18 AM

That's your doing, Brock, when you posted that mile long link.

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:25 AM

Ahhh... but the point it made was worth the destruction

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:30 AM

Since we are on the topic of foriegn countries, has anyone seen the plethora of new nations visiting the website:
United Kingdom - Checking on Church's Guinness shipment
Australia - I think its Church's soccer chick
Canada - planning some kind of covert invasion
Austria - nothing witty for this
Denmark - still nothing witty, my brain hurts
Switzerland - negotiating name change to Schweitzerland

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 11:37 AM

Phil, who is Rory Blyth?

Phil on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:02 PM

Rory is a funny, funny man. What brought up that question though?
http://www.neopoleon.com/blog/

Phil on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:08 PM

I edited Brock's post to use James' TinyURL.

Marc on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:18 PM

Brock, your posts have tended to be long-winded, porrly structured and comprised of incohernet ramblings and rants, that makes it appear you are well-medicated or need to be at least.. Yup, that's right......they remind me of my own posts. congrats brock.

P.S. Welcome dween, even though i don't know if i know you, but i aint no playa hata like big jay.

Phil on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:21 PM

Marc, glad to see you are alive.

Marc on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:23 PM

yes i see the typos, i'm an illiterate bastard. unlike my son, the illegitimate bastard.

Jay on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:26 PM

My Bad guys! I thought Dween was maybe some schmuck who happened upon our site and was trying to sell us things. Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa. I am a big jackass, and James is the coolest guy on Earth that I don't know. I'm sure he kicks my ass 100,000,000,000.00 % in the cool category. I am now and will always be the biggest waste of space on the planet (except for Chirac). I suck. Okay. Is That what you want?

P.S. What is porrly?

Marc on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:26 PM

Has Adrian told anyone else about his beer vending machine at work. wes is bound to be upset. (patent pending)

Phil on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 12:33 PM

WTF? I'm right below the son of a bitch. I'm busting on up there.

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 1:08 PM

The Rory Blyth question came from my scrolling through the website statistics and a lot of people come to the website from his link to here.

Welcome back Marcus Brody, and thanks for pointing out my heavily medicated state, I'll make sure to just take two of the yellow pills instead of 5.

I'm glad Jay has returned to his more accepting a jolly self, those yellow pills rule, don't they Jay!?

Beer vending machine?? Why would Wes be uspet, he'd just get one and hide it in a closet at his place.

Jay on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 1:33 PM

Here is a list of the most famous brawls in Natty Sci History. Please note if I missed any.

Brock vs. Truman... eleventy billion times
Brock vs. the "table"
Wes vs. the Police
Chris vs. the Police
Jay and Chris vs. Big show and his body guard
Jay vs. the concrete wall
Chris vs. the Ohio river
Natty Sci vs. Everybody
Marc vs. the English Language
Chris vs. Church vs. the Vending Machine
Lynnie vs. the Squirrels
Jay vs. Doug (we know who won, but who came out on top?)
Phil vs. Smirnov Ice

Am I forgetting any?

Marc on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 1:43 PM

forgetting these:
lynnie vs. brick wall
jay & chris vs. sidewalk
saran wrap vs. brocks car
april's nose vs. chris

Jay on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 1:49 PM

Good call.

Marc on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 1:52 PM

also:
chris vs. wes (cripple fight night, others wise known as Hell Wednesday. which brought the cops for:
wes vs cops
not to mention the almost:

wes vs. marc's eye

Jay on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 2:01 PM

Jackass, I had Wes vs. Cops.

Phil on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 2:05 PM

Can't forget Natty Sci vs Tantric @ White Castle. I think it was tantric. I get all the bands that are mad at their dad confused.

Marc on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 2:13 PM

jackass, i said wes vs chris LEAD into wes vs cops and almost LEAD INTO wes vs. marc's eye.

next time read it throughtly you illiterate bastard.

what up dween? lol

Marc on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 2:20 PM

thought of some more:
jay vs. pavement
marc vs dance floor
marc vs self-respect
adrian vs himself
phil vs sobriety

Dween on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 2:25 PM

Word up, Marc.

Phil on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 2:33 PM

Mindy vs the Pepperoni pizza.

Marc on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 2:42 PM

good one phil, let's not forget our almost first homocide:
Natty Sci vs. Angie

or the always fun:
Jay vs. glassware

or the frequent:
chris vs. joe

Joanna on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 3:43 PM

What would you all do without Redbull?

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 3:52 PM

Probably not get into as many fights, obviously!

Church on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 4:00 PM

I know this is a belated post and I still have mental trauma from the vending machine. Brock you're a moron. You said the United Kingdom is checking on my Guinness shipment. Well, the UK is Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and England. Guinness is brewed at St. James Gate Dublin Ireland. Thus you are wrong. Go to DUblin and ask how thye feel about being the United Kingdom and see how many people want to fight you in the alley

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 4:07 PM

Ok, here are some others:

Thad vs. the Bellarmine Basketball Team
Burket vs. the Statue
Lynnie vs. Brock's funnel cake
Wes and Brock vs. Gumby
Marc vs. 151... a million times
Brock vs. the homeless guy
Wes vs. the Wendy's employee
Brock vs. Brittany vs. Truman's hood
Abby vs. Brock's back
Burket vs. the porcelin gods... a million times
Brock vs. the Phoenix Hill chair
Everyone present at New Years vs. Adrian's shoulder

Phil on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 4:18 PM

Natty Sci vs The Parrot

Joanna on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 4:22 PM

Chris and Wes vs. the lions in Lexington

Joanna on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 4:23 PM

Jay vs. Aimee's bra

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 4:29 PM

Wes vs. Wendy's employee....that fucker deserved it....
Brock vs. Amityville
Brock vs. locals/tourist of Daytona
Brock vs. Marc (Daytona)
certain member of our group vs. reality (Jay should get this one) - remember to use the aerosol spray can jay

and my all time fave:
The tank vs. the big tizzzzannnnkkk! (Xota knows what I am talking about)

I am dissapointed though not heart broken because the beer vending machine has existed in Germany for many years. No chance of getting that patent.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 4:29 PM

Wes vs. Wendy's employee....that fucker deserved it....
Brock vs. Amityville
Brock vs. locals/tourist of Daytona
Brock vs. Marc (Daytona)
certain member of our group vs. reality (Jay should get this one) - remember to use the aerosol spray can jay

and my all time fave:
The tank vs. the big tizzzzannnnkkk! (Xota knows what I am talking about)

I am dissapointed though not heart broken because the beer vending machine has existed in Germany for many years. No chance of getting that patent.

Brock on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 4:47 PM

I was inspired for a whole new array of fighting:

Truman vs. the "Illegal Move"
Mario's fireballs vs. DK's punch
Everyone vs. Jaws (he can walk through fire!)
Jaws vs. Banana Boy
Bond vs. no one (who the hell beats Wes in the zone)
Sanity vs. 99 Lives
DK vs. Yoshi's poop
DK vs. Princess (Grab Bag Baby!)
Everyone vs. the Bizzomb

kellie on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 6:03 PM

how bout' this one, marc vs. the bathroom.....

kellie on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 at 6:03 PM

u know i'm just giving you a hard time. lol

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 5:06 AM

How about Wes and Phil versus the mullet lady and Jay versus the language barrier with those Chinese girls. By the way, what the hell happened to U of L last night, I thought TCU was supposed to suck.

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 5:49 AM

Damn UofL for giving up the anal-rape one game too soon! Lets hope both teams bring their A game Saturday, because watching that last night was sick.

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 6:05 AM

Let's hope U of L brings its A game and UC plays like a bunch of bitches

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 7:54 AM

Wow. We have communication problems. I can't believe I forgot so many. And yes Wes, a complete lack reality. "This is lysol, 'cause your bulls***'s stinkin'"

kellie on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 7:55 AM

when does uofk play next? they played a sad game last time. didn't loose by very many points, but still lost. when does uofl play again too? can anyone burn me a cd of the song from outkast? it's the new, i mean the old one i like the way you move.

kellie on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 7:56 AM

joanna, got my pic's back. will bring them sat.

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:17 AM

You can hope all you want, but they are just going to toss that hack-job Garcia all over the court.

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:28 AM

Brock, what else would you expect from a team composed of deviant criminals let out of prison for games. Oh yeah, Xavier beat your sorry Huggins worshipping team's ass.

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:33 AM

Pretty witty and original description of the of the team... but isn't UofL's roster full of more ghetto-thugs than UC? Any Xavier comments are mute after TCU, and I've heard 'em all... I work with those stooges. I'm not going to ramble on anymore, because I get to personally criticize UofL's poor play on Saturday. After that, you can bring the banter back, I'll accept it or rebuttle it.

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:36 AM

I cannot believe you would even accuse U of L of having more thugs than 0 graduatin rate prison bitches form UC.

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:38 AM

Everyone forgot about Burkett vs. Buckley vs. the Gumball Machine.

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:39 AM

Once again Brock you're wrong. This a pre-emptive correction

Phil on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:40 AM

I hate to say it, but UC's graduation rate of late has been better than Louisville and I think they were even named C-USA's academic team of the year in 2002 (or maybe 2001)

It doesn't change the fact that they have a tendancy to punch horses and/or their girlfriends.

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:43 AM

Hey at least they don't get charged with terroristic threatening like the wannabe thugs from Charlotte

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 9:21 AM

I don't deny Art Long punched a police horse. However, fellas like Troy Smith body-slamming their gf to death outmatches any domestic dispute by any college player. Not to mention Clifford Rozier pissing in a water fountain in the women's dormitory... but lets not get caught up in details here.

But lets just all agree to hate Charlotte, that vile, stinking place.

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 9:23 AM

Once again, you're wrong Churchy, stick to politics and history, college basketball is my territory.

Marc on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 9:39 AM

you are forgot one thing. sports is gay. quit trying to live your dreams through a more-popular, dim-witted individual that has his whole life handed to him from when someone sees he plays "a game" well. they'll eventually just disappoint you buy beating women, or raping them, or using drugs, getting arrested, or eventually be forgotten. So quit living your lives through others. Find out what your true hopes and dreams are for yourself and your life.......and then fail and give up on them.

NBC_-=* The More You Know

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 9:43 AM

Brock, I'll take the challenge of my College ball knowledge versus yours, you may think all I know is history and politics, but you are horribly mistaken. Also, Troy Smith was convicted and did the act after he graduated and Rozier was a headcase to begin with. By the way, how long have you been a UC fan. Is this just a loyalty of convenience since you go there?

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 9:44 AM

Spoken like a true non-athlete! Having a team to cheer for gives people something to entertain themselves.... kind of like watching a million movies and living vicariously through them. Besides, I had my Natty Sci athletic carrer to look back on, and I certainly enjoyed all the losing... I mean playing.

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 9:48 AM

The season was over when Art Long punched the horse too, so post-season offenses count towards disgrace.

Been a UC fan since 1991, about the same time Denny Crum was driving UofL into the ground and Eddie Sutton had left UK in shambles. Don't ask me why UC, but why the hell not. Ask Phil why he is a Bills fan... who the hell knows these things.

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 9:52 AM

However, no one is going to call Phil a freak. It's like that commercial on ESPN where the Red Wings fan moves to Denver, no one from Louisville can be a UC fan. It would be like someone from Liverpool cheering for Manchester United

Phil on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 9:58 AM

My dad is from orchard park, ny. Home of the buffalo bills!

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 10:25 AM

However, when I started going for UC, it didn't matter in Louisville because UC was in the Great Midwest and UofL was in the Metro, so they didn't play for about 4-5 years.

Lets just all agree to hate Duke. Go Wolfpack!

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 10:27 AM

With that last comment, this just passed the Paris hilton video as the most commented on Post... which is weird considering half the people viewing this site came here from google searching for the Paris Hilton video.

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 10:30 AM

I don't believe the GReat Midwest last for four or five year Brock. I believe it lasted for two years at best

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 10:34 AM

91-95, What the hell, Brock the goat fucker Schweitzer was right about something

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 10:48 AM

Natty Sci Roster (sorry, another long post.)
Full Fledged Members of the Natty Sci crew- Those in the group that played IM sports
Jay, Wes, Brock, Chris, Joe, Adrian, Lynnie, Phil, Alex, Doug (though he would deny it)

La Femme Natty Sci- Our female counter parts
Michelle, Jennifer, Bambi, Abby

Natty Sci Pro Temp- Those that played IM, but never Part of the group
Michelle (the twin), Thad

Former Sci- Those that used to be with us, but are now MIA (perhaps with sporadic sightings, though)
Truman, Crush, Brangers, Katie, Hoban, Jeremy, Dave Algar(Anyone remember him?)

Honorary Natty Sci- Those that never played IM, but have made drunken asses of themselves in our presence
Matt, Marc

It feels like I am forgetting people, especially in Natty Sci Pro Temp



Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 10:52 AM

How could I forget Joanna as the longest standing Honorary Member.

Phil on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:09 AM

Actually, I've noticed some people visiting from EKU, and I assume that is Hoban.

As for Natty Sci Pro Temp, the last season of Natty Sci IM (the illegal years) featured Matt and Pat Barry, and not to mention Josh Vaughn and ... holy crap what was his name. He had the all time greatest natty sci play when he juked the little bud from Declan's team.

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:17 AM

See, I was gone then, so I sort of missed some of the people. Good looking out, Phil.

Joanna on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:19 AM

Thanks for adding me as an afterthought, Jay. Preshadit.

kellie on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:19 AM

what about adrian vs melissa?

kellie on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:20 AM

anyone else here drink malibu's or sex on the beaches'? that way i'm not drinking them by myself saturday when i bring them over. need s/o to mix them. i don't know how.

Phil on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:22 AM

I can make a guarantee a no malibu's or sex on the beach for anybody that is reading this page.

Joanna on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:24 AM

Come on Phil, you know you want some sex on the beach. Quit denying it.

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:32 AM

Joanna-No problem. Though I'm sorry I didn't catch it at first

Phil- Technically, if Kelly is drinking them and reading this page, that would invalidate your point, causing a singularity in space-time and destroying the universe

Kelly- Phil has a point. If you want to drink with us, try drinks like Jagerbombs, Rum and coke, Bourbon and Coke, Rum shots, Tequilla shots, Bourbon shots. Or, you could let me make some good tasting shots, Or, you could drink various Schnopp's, such as Hot Damn or Apple pucker. Or, if insisting on a mixed drink, try Amaretto Sours.

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:48 AM

Church - I don't even have to be paying attention to thwart you insults.

Natty Sci Members:
Tony Carmen - First ringer, well... he was supposed to be a ringer, but he was just crazy
Ty - my little brother was the best rebounder on the team after Wes left, and even illegally drove the bullet-proof Blazer to get to a game when I left him at the house.
Little Crush - Another illegal ringer, but could shoot threes and bitch about fouls better than anyone, except maybe his brother.
Jason - Can't remember his last name at the moment, but played our senior year. Currently MIA with Truman
Brittany - I'd classify her as MIA Honorary La Femme Natty Sci.
Sara Adams - La Femme Natty Sci player
Kelly Koch - La Femme Natty Sci player

Who doesn't like sex on the beach? Except when its two dudes makin' out on the beach... dude... thats a guy and a girl... dude... thats two dudes... dude... what are you all looking for? Some people are looking for fish and crabs, but we're lookin' for w

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 11:52 AM

I thought about Brittany, but she would be MIA Honorary, because she never played IM (did she?) Therefore, she was not included.

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 12:02 PM

You know... I think she may have subbed once for the girl's team when they were short players, but I'm not positive on that. This is something we'll have to dig deep into the archives of Natty Sci to investigate. La Femme Natty Sci is a mystery unto itself, because it was amazing that we could actually put together a girls team that would willingly take our name.

Brock on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 12:05 PM

Michelle also screws up the classification, because she actually played for the football team, so does that make her a Natty Sci crew member?

You know, this whole membership and classification topic is a good alternate webpage for the site. Just to give it a little something besides the posts. A page with various games would be helpful too because rumaging through the posts to find the links is just going to get hellish. Don't forget to put Candystand.com on there.

Marc on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 12:11 PM

well we know, that I,for sure, did not play IM for Natty Sci because I didn't go to Bellarmine and was in another state. But the real reason is because i'm a fatty. So I except my honary title and agree it was earned by many times of drunkenness and idiotic ramblings. I earn the honary title without having ever slept with a Natty Sci member............well except for Brock and Jay. But those are other stories and it hurts to relive them.

Michelle on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:11 PM

There was that other chic that played with us...I believe her name was Jessica? She had some sort of tie with Truman.

joe on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:31 PM

what about the likes of rob brauner, alex rumage, josh vaughn and the barry's? the played im sports

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:51 PM

We need to keep Natty Sci alive and well on the Bellarmine campus. According to Joe, alumni are legal participants. Let's put together an "all-star" team to go down in a blaze of glory.

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:53 PM

I mentioned alex as part of the natty sci crew. And brock you're right about michelle...But I'm sexist and keeping the Full Fledged status for men only. Michelle, good to see you posting in here as well.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:58 PM

The guy who juked little buddy from Declan's team was Adam something?

Time to layeth the smacketh down.

Burket, can you write Marc a prescription for some testicles!

Marc, fill that right away!

Brock - Do you still have the story of "The Shot heard round the world?"

Kellie - Since you are talking smack about drinking, you better drink them or we will have to give you the natty sci initiation and bust out the bong for your booze and make you drink them. (After all you do have posting priv. for the greatest illegitimate frat ever).

Time to bring back the ways of the old natty sci. Who wants to kill a fifth of bourbon in 20 minutes with me?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 2:01 PM

BRING ON THE BOURBON!!!!

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 2:03 PM

We need to bring back drinking games too. Anyone up for Power Hour, Asshole, or 3 Bitch this weekend.

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 2:11 PM

mmmmm...three bitch

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 2:13 PM

Why not create a super game of all 3 of them.

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 2:23 PM

We probably could, but we would be too drunk to enforce a set of rules that complicated.

Marc on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 2:47 PM

"king's cup" is a super game of all drink games. combines many of best things of them. but has to be played with beer or is deadly.

mowgli on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 2:50 PM

I'm up for the super game.

Marc on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 2:51 PM

King's Cup rules:
http://www.sotallytober.com/games/game.php?ID=44

See what you think. had a lot of fun with my brother's group of friends playing it. But Asshole and Bitch are fun too.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 3:25 PM

Isn't this game also known as circle of death or something? I guess the big cup in the middle distinguishes the two. Sounds like a fun game to get really drunk with.

kellie on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 4:32 PM

as long as i'm not driving and don't have to be anywhere for the next twenty four hours i'll be fine. although i don't think i should go home. two drinks get me buzzed, can't imagine what the other will do. i like drinks where you can barely taste the alcohol. but if i have a chaser i will drink other stuff. i'm up for what ever. no vodka though, got sick off that one time.

Church on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 4:33 PM

While I am an honorary member, which is cool, I would like to nominate Brock as official natty sci bitch. Also, I just found out thanks to Joe there is a Matt Church is God public folder at Bellarmine

kellie on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 4:38 PM

superman vs the guard and gumball machine actually... jumping in and out the window with swinging doors. jay vs. pitchers..

Marc on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 4:39 PM

The Matt Church is God folder should have been created long ago, but thanks to Joe it is now a reality

kellie on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 4:44 PM

joanna, why are you n Georgia or where ever?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 7:25 PM

Ah the other half of the answer to the million dollar question finally came to me, Jenkins....Adam Jenkins (and let's be honest for 300 pounds he had some moves). So anything seriously going on this weekend or just the usual that we survived the week so got to get trashed? Adrian might like 10 year olds, but the question remains.....did she look 10? Also Church (aka god) is not just a person who made a jackass of himself with us, he is the Sci's # 1 fan. Yes, Xota I remember Dave Algar. Last time I saw him was at BU and he was studying business and working at Ford. One more thing. Thank God (not church) for Philco. As many times as we have had Jagermeister, you would think we would know how to spell it.

phil's sister, cat on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 4:21 AM

I didn't know Phil had so many friends. And I accidentally read the one about the Paris Hilton porn.... keep it clean boys, little sisters are around! Also, Phil, you have way too much time on your hands if you can make this awesome website, so where is MINE? (check out www.cat-scratches.com)

adrian on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 5:00 AM

The real reason Matt isn't going to vote for Bush is because Bush opposes gay marriages. Sorry Church

adrian on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 5:02 AM

Anyways, I pray we find oil in France so we can go bomb the shit out of them next!

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 6:37 AM

Damn it, Adrian. Once again I saw you protesting the Bush administration clamoring for gay marriages. Where the hell were you Monday night at trivia, boyfriend keep you tied up?

Marc on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 6:40 AM

hey phil's sister cat, you works look awesome. my favorite has to be the alan greenspan. so much attention brought to someone that looks like they're akready. but the details are amazing in them all.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 7:12 AM

Marc aren't you suppose to have the degree in communications?
Why do your sentences not make sense? And church I am a Bush supporter so you better book your flight to San Fran.

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 7:13 AM

I respect your decision to support Bush, but I personally detest the man, but of course I have very weird political beliefs. I am for allowing Gay marriage, but contrary to Adrian's post, I am not one to partake in it.

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 7:17 AM

In response to an earlier post, the hits from EKU are Hoban. He e-mailed me and I gave him the link. What's going for the weekend? I have heard that Rob Gieszl will be out on the town and possibly falling down embankments

kellie on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 7:18 AM

marc doesn't read, therefore he makes a lot of typos...lol

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:18 AM

About freaking time...I dont know if it was a firewall problem or just EKU's stupid crap computer's in our biology department but finally I can post...
Now for a long over due rant...First off maybe I am biased because I am married to someone who lived in France for over ten years, or maybe it is because I have been there three times but I am sick of this French crap...If this is just about Red Bull fine but fucking hell if it is about France refusing to follow Bush blindly like Mr Puppet strings Blair well I think you should think back to WW I and WW II where the US adopted the same stance of well if we are not attacked why should we do anythign about it...Just my two cents...Fell free to bash me now

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:21 AM

Not that I really hold any real grudge on anyone...I just wanted to post something that might get a debate going...

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:22 AM

Oh... as soon as Wes says he supports Bush, Church falls in line, please remove your lips from his testicles.

Marc - its ok, Burket's illiterate too, so you at least have someone to chum up with. Besides, we know your communications major was just a facade for your true major: Szczerbiak's bitches.

Wes - The location of the "Shot Heard 'Round the World" is unknown. I was sure I had a copy on my computer, but I can't find it. There was a copy on my W: drive at Bellarmine, but it probably got erased with the tons of porn, Burket's Power-Point presentation, and Tiger Woods Golf.

Howard Dean - Sorry bud, but if you would have just gone ape-shit right before the Wisconsin primary, you may still be in the race today!

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:23 AM

Unfortunately, Stepdance there is a no politics rule on discussion. However, two things. Number one Arsenal suck, Go Liverpool. Second, I saw Portugal and England tied, but accordin to the web, Holland crushed the US but only 1-0, what was the game like, I know you watched it

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:26 AM

I think I've got a touch of the Hobanitis coming on...

Welcome back to the living Patricio

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:28 AM

Ok Ok no politics..well that takes all the fun out of things...The US game was actually really close...Van Nisteroy touched the ball like twice..Corey Gibbs who I have never seen play marked him amazingly...Basically the US played great defense and actually led the Netherlands in shots but as usual the US could not finish..>twice Beasley blew open shots and once he was fouled in the box but got no call..Convey played great but too blew shots left and right...I think the biggest mistake was starting Eddie Lewis instead of Beasley..Lewis got beat on the goal for Netherlands and the US only really started opening up the game after Beasley came in around 60 minutes...Arena needs to realize that players like Lewis and Pope are old now and younger quicker players can beat them...I would have started Beasley and if O'Brian had played next to Reyna maybe the midfield could have set up more plays but he got hurt during the week

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:29 AM

The difference is Brock, Wes isn't wrong about everything as you are. Besides you're a UC fan, no one cares what you say.

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:31 AM

I don't know Pat, beasley has never been able to finish a scoring opportunity and Lewis played well in the Wales game. Who played in goal and were Donovan and McBride the strikers

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:32 AM

Did anyone mention UC lost last night too? Just thought it was an important thing for everyone to know...

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:32 AM

Thanks, I was wondering what the problem was

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:34 AM

Go UAB. They are my new favorite team in C-USA aside from U of L.

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:35 AM

Yup Donovan and McBride played up front but McBride for some reason looked out of place..He was replaced by Mathis in the second half and Mathis, Convey, Donovan and Beasley had several good plays once McBride was out...Maybe the Netherlands were marking him more or playing off Mathis but truly Mathis looks the best I have ever seen him...Keller played in goal and made three great saves as well as playing at least seven corners perfectly each time...Wales and the Netherlands are two different teams..For god sake Reges (remember him from before the world cup) could have looked good for the US vs Wales

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:37 AM

Mathis is playing in the Bundes League and McBride is with Fulham, I heard Mathis has been on his game, but McBride has always played well in Internationals. Was Convey playing in midfield. I got an e-mail from the Crew website about tickets, you up for going to see a match?

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:41 AM

I would love to go to a match but I dont know about money for thsi summer...I need to find a job first..Yes convey was playing midfield...A thought I had yesterday while watching was that the US should go to a 3 4 3 lineup...I really think that McBride needs to be pushed in the middle instead of up the sidelines...Him, Donovan, and Mathis up front with Beasley and Convey along the sides and reyna and O'Brian i nthe middle with three of the following Gibbs, Bocanagra, Berhalter, or armas in the back would allow the us to build attacks instead of just playing for a counter attack... what do you think...

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:46 AM

The lineup looks good, but I would like to see Gibbs play before he starts. I would think Masteroni would be okay since he played decently in the last cup. O'Brien played well, but what about move him to the wing, put Armas in at defensive midfielder, and probably Howard or Friedel at goal

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:49 AM

I forgot about Masteroni...he did not even make the camp this time I think...Gibbs started yesterday and went 90 minutes I of course forgot that I think Friedel should be starting...I think that Howard is a good goalie but without the strong defense that Man U is missing now he is showing to be just another "good" goalie and not the unstopable forse he seemed to be a month ago

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:52 AM

Oh and LIverpool better beat Portsmouth in their FA cup replay so Arsenal can come in and have an easy game against Liverpool...God knows anyone would rather face Liverpool over Portsmouth

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:53 AM

You shaggy goat looking fool. Liverpool will beat Portsmouth and than will unleash a merciless drubbing on Arsenal.

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 9:16 AM

Well just look at who is playing better...also there is a rumor going around that this week they will announce that if Arsenal wins a third straight cup they get to keep the cup for good and a new one will be made...the idea is that will make Arsenal take it seriously unlike the carling cup and a third win will bring more attention to the cup

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 9:18 AM

Liverpool have the talent to compete with anybody in the EPL, they just have no cohesion. I think Houiller is out at the end of the year. I hope this isn't the case, but if so Roger Lemerre or Martin o'Neill should be manager

Jay on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:00 AM

Jesus Tapdancing Christ! You go away for a few hours and the folder blows up. Pat, good to see you. You don't have to try and catch up to us in number of posts during your first day. I teach your younger brother in my physics lab. Cat, good of you to post. But who said we were friends with Phil?

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:04 AM

Jay, I know you teach Sean..he said you were making all types of mistakes and him and his friends thought you would blow the lab up a couple weeks back :)

Jay on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:09 AM

That is all true. However, I learn from my mistakes. He and his friends are always trying to whisper behind my back, but I have excellent hearing. Tell him to pay attention in lab.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:19 AM

So is anyone else stepping up to the plate with Burket and I or are we the only true Kentuckians out of us? Now if only Bush can capture Bin Laden, I think he should get to stay in office for 3 terms (yes I know 2 is the legal limit, but i think he may get more if a War is going on.)

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:32 AM

stepping up to the plate for what?

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:49 AM

What war exactly are you talking about? With who is this war between? I mean if you call this a "War" then Northern Ireland has been at war for decades, so has Isreal and Palestine, so have many African countries, hell the US then would be at war with itself after such "Attacks" like Waco and Oklahoma City...Stating that there is a war on terrorism is basically repetition...Most countries around the world face terrorist attacks at least a couple times a year. Does that make them declare a war on terrorism? You can not declare a "war" on terrorism...I mean so are you declaring a war on the IRA, the Russian Resistance fighters, Taiwan (because it is considered a terrorist or break away state), the Palestinians, the PLO, Tibet, etc...You can not declare a year on a broad statement like terrorism...You can not even declare war on a group like Al-Queida because the groups tied to it are usually tied only by money or a simple ideal but have many differing views on how these ideals should

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:51 AM

be enforced or carried out...You can not even declare a war on Bin Laden because if you did then you would have to give him and his followers both those free now and those in our prison camps right now the status of a POW which stands for Prisonor of War last time I checked...
Now if you are talking about a future war against maybe a country of Bush's choosing, be it Korea, Syria, Lybia, Palestine, Egypt, hell even Mexico could be considered a terrorist threat because we have unidentified possible combatents coming across our borders everyday from there.. After the many problems with our information on Iraq and their weapons and their army you can imagine the problems we would have with a country that we can not fly over every day and drop bombs on or spy on...No country in their right mind would back Bush in another war unless their was another attack on US soil...and if there was well then yes we probably will see a long term Bush because everyone would rally around God and the Flag

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:52 AM

once again...Nothing brings people together quicker then a hate for a people we do not understand or a people that are different then us...Hoban has spoken...Oh I thought Natty Sci was politics free?


Damn it why is there a limit on words???Again no grudge just a beef I have with republicans in general...not a personal attack

Jay on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 11:01 AM

Sorry, Pat, I don't speak crazy. I consider myself a liberal, and yes Bush is a crazy ass bitch, but chill out, man. You would fit in well in Seattle. Bunch of Got danged vegan hippie gluten free latte drinking protest everything waste of flesh sack of crap's.

Phil on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 11:06 AM

The limit was there so people wouldn't go on 15,000 letter manifestos about going to war...

kellie on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 12:05 PM

anyway, how about those kats last night? they won anyway. =)

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 12:09 PM

Phil since politics is not a discussion point, how about we make UK basketball a non discussion point as well, unless it is in reference to their two years streak of losing ot the Cards

Marc on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 12:13 PM

hey hoban, i don't know you but like you already. lol. besides seems like the majority of the Sci is a bunch of Bush-lovin bastards (no personal attacks.........no way..........they are) Glad you're joining the posting crew, even though that endless soccer conversation you and church wre having was completely boring to me. lol oh well. anyone who wants Bush to go down, is down with me.

Jay on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 1:06 PM

Did you say you wanted to go down on Hoban? Dude, he's married.

Marc on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 1:39 PM

Jay, why do you always thinking about dudes having sex. Our boy a fag yo (..not that there's anything wrong with that
............fag. lol)

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 1:49 PM

So Little Hoban is following in Hoban's footsteps in Chemistry... whispering in class.
"I'm a pussy-cat, but I do scratch!" - you should definitely use that Xota.

Wes - bring that plate here, and I'll step up to it. When are you loons gonna come up here and get blitzed on Ohio soil?

Stop hatin' the Bush, he's just following through on his campaign promises. Got to at least give him credit.

No more talk about balls in your mouth!

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 2:25 PM

I was not hating on Bush I was only showing my distain for blanket statements he makes that is all...I mean for every dollar spent by Hamas for instance in terrorist activity, 10 times that amount is spent on schools, clothes, food, road repair, healthcare for refugee Palestinians, etc. You see a blanket statement of War on Terror and terror groups is just too broad that is all I was saying...
Also just how a bunch of science majors who have studied the environment, animals, evolution ,etc could possibly feel that Bush is the best choice to be making decisions in our field of study...
Also Brock what the fuck is the pussy cat statemnt, and is it our fault that my brother and I get bored in classes...

kellie on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 10:34 AM

i thought we weren't supposed to go political?...

Brock on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 11:37 AM

Ok, I figured either Jay or Burket would pick up the ball on the "scratch like a pussy-cat" comment, but they are slacking as usual.

It refers to the time you, Hoban, were verbally reamed by Ellis in one of those chemistry courses.

Jay on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 1:45 PM

I picked up on it, I just didn't feel the need to tell him what it meant.

mowgli on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 12:51 AM

One more reason to hate the french...Fucking french blue shirts, and the fags that wear them at freaking bars.

God damn fellas, what's with all the post, 166 is shit load.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 9:56 AM

anyone else still drunk?

Church on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 10:12 AM

Mildly still drunk. How was O'Shea's? Chris do you remember your exchange with a really hot girl from Wick's. She walked by and said excuse met to which you replied by screaming fuck you to her. Tact

Church on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 10:14 AM

Guess what. My drunkard self got an article published online in a journal, well U of L's, but it is still a publication damn it. http://www.louisville.edu/a-s/histo.../nuxiindex.html

kellie on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 10:56 AM

for the record, i was drunk last night. it only takes three of those things for me. lightweight... and according to drunk ass burket i'm a crazy psycho bitch. jackass. lol

Phil on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 11:45 AM

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
i don't remember anything past o'shea's...

did i get hit by a tarc bus at any point last night? i feal like shit,

Church on Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 12:49 PM

I think I ended up passing out at Wick's and have been unable to get any writing done today. Though on the upside, Darkstar Tavern on Frankfurt Avenue is a kick ass place. Besides, you gotta love a street where you can go to the beer depot and play minature golf

Joanna on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 6:34 AM

That's my boyfriend and his crazy antics under the influence of whiskey!

Joanna on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 6:36 AM

HAHA!!! I can post again! Its about time!

Phil on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 7:40 AM

Sorry about that. I have no idea what was causing you not to post from work. So I just deleted whatever was making sure people typed in a username or password before they click "Say It." I hope people can handle that.

kellie on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 8:03 AM

anyone up for hikes lounge and pts or what ever next weekend when i get paid?

Phil on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 8:07 AM

Next weekend, I don't know I got a pretty full weekend. Actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Brock on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 8:13 AM

I'm hoping that was some kind of inside joke, otherwise I want the 3 seconds I spent reading that, and the 3 seconds I spent reading it again to catch some subtle joke, back.

Bigworm on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 8:14 AM

Hoban,

Shut up, I am not suggesting that we declare war on a person or terrorism (Which the U.S. cannot do). We only declare war on countries. However, apparently we can drop as many bombs on countries as we want to with out declaring war, but then again that is another discussion. All I am saying is that legally the presidential term is 4 years long and you can only hold it for 2 terms, unless a war is going on and I think the government suspends elections or something like that.

Phil on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 8:21 AM

Wow, suspending elections if a war is going on? Why not "stay at war" forever then.

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

heh. I don't think presidents can stay longer than 2 terms anymore. Amendment XXII states that.

Church on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 8:27 AM

It's a damn shame about the term limits, because this country would be in great shape if Clinton were still in office

Church on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 8:29 AM

Here's a quiz to find out how Southern you really are http://www.chuckchamblee.com/dom/fu..._dixie_quiz.htm

kellie on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 9:53 AM

damn, got a 70%. guess that means i'm real southern? i don't know, fuck it.

Jay on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:25 AM

I was 78% (Dixie) Pretty strong southern score.

Bigworm on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:41 AM

However Ammedment XXII states that even though they can only be elected 2x, a person cannot hold that office longer than 10 years. So for some kind of extreme circumstance then congress will postpone elections if they need to.

Church on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:42 AM

I think ten years consecutive is the longest one can serve as elected, though Wes is right in the extreme circumstance

Bigworm on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:43 AM

They may not actually "postpone" elections but they may "postpone" the transition period.

Phil on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:53 AM

Aha, so the terms could be a 4 year term and say a six year term. Interesting...

kellie on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 11:14 AM

what's a good beginner guitar book if you're teaching yourself? damn mormons...

Marc on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 11:50 AM

53% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.

Phil on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:06 PM

47% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

I got hosed by the grocery bag and yard sale category.

Brock on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:27 PM

53% (Dixie)... I didn't even realize the differences until I moved to Cincinnati, so I wanted to choose two of them for some of the answers. If you keep hitting compute my score, it just raises the southern score, because I would just change one to see what it did, and it went nuts

Brock on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:33 PM

Anyone notice the increase in the number of European countries visiting the site? Does that have anything to do with us being the #4 site for Reason to Hate France?

Brock on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:35 PM

Someone accessed the page from WebTV... does that even exist anymore?

Phil on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:39 PM

I was assuming the New Zealand hit was beastiality related.

Jay on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 1:00 PM

Kellie-there are all sorts of guitar books on the market. Any book would probably work okay, as long as you practiced regularly.

Bigworm on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 2:40 PM

78% Dixie, Like anyone really stood a chance.

Mindy on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 2:43 PM

YAY! I can post now. I barely fell into the dixie category with a 57%

By the way,
The ten year limit in the 22 amendment allows for a president who replaced an elected president (but held office for no more than 2 years) to be elected to 2 more terms.

Joanna on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:03 PM

81% Dixie! I can't say I'm surprised, since all my relatives live in Nelson and Bullit and Larue counties on farms. Got cousins that are taking over the tobacco farms istead of going to college. And its Coke, dammit! No soda or pop crap! I work with a bunch of people from Purdue and the northeast and we fight over this. Ok, no more postings that have nothing to do with the topic at hand. I hate when people post shit that don't follow the flow!

mowgli on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:21 PM

71%...not bad for a Korean.

Joanna, it's definitely "soda", and I believe that the fellas and I had way to much of it on Saturday.

Bigworm on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:01 PM

http://www.fpc.state.gov/documents/...zation/6216.pdf

If anyone is as interested as I am here you go. What I was referring to earlier by some drastic event was an action which may lead to a state of emergency. Here is an article pertaining to the Emergency Powers of the President.

Church on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 6:46 PM

A respectable showing at trivia tonight, but another loss. Damn EPA answers. I got 78% Souther as well. So Wes and I are equally southern

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 6:17 AM

Did they even have a choice for "soft drink" on that list?

Jay on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:09 AM

As am I, Matt.

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:16 AM

Has anyone beaten 78% Southern

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:18 AM

Joanna, the raging hillbilly inside her let loose!

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:19 AM

never would have though Joanna would have been the most southern. Brock I thought with you romantic obesession with goats you were a shoe in

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:20 AM

Nope I was only 53% and I think I live farthest south right now and in a cit ywhere most people would get in the high 90's%

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:22 AM

I'm the only yankee? Yikes.

In my old Kentucky home
I was born and raised on catfish and corn
Collard greens and fatbacks - it's country 'an a mug
Don't care where you stay you got country in your blood
if you love and that's that

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 1:36 PM

Whoohoo! I'm dating a southern belle. But wait, we all know about those girls from Nelson County. I was only 71% Dixie, and I'll have to stick with my woman, it's Coke damnit.

adrian on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 1:52 PM

I am 72% redneck

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 3:43 PM

Congrats Adrian 72% redneck a 100 % bitch

joe on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 4:42 PM

76%....how am i more southern then adrian and wes in furdale....i'm moving to canada

adrian on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 5:41 PM

Church, go fist your self! BEATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kellie on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 5:45 PM

i was dixie to i think and i say coke all the time. never soda.

Jay on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:13 AM

Adrian, are you saying that you want to watch matt fist himself? Sicko.

Brock on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:36 AM

Who doesn't want to see Chuch fist himself!?

Brock on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:39 AM

A few more countries have joined our struggle to discredit France:
Welcome Hungary and Italy!

I have no idea why someone from Malaysia would be on this site, probably searching for beastiality or Church fisting.

Church on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:39 AM

Once again proving Brock is sick and gay, if you and Adrian move to Vermont maybe you all could get hitched

Brock on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:48 AM

That sounds very familiar.... maybe because that comeback was used earlier.... good originality!

Oh... the Marc Rule...

Natty Sci mascots - Discuss.

Church on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:54 AM

I thought the Natty Sci mascot was a buffalo

Jay on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:56 AM

Not just any buffalo, a Crazed buffalo.

adrian on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 4:55 AM

Read this guys reasons to hate france....

http://www.moynihaninstitute.org/frenchsuck3.htm

adrian on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 4:57 AM

This guys number five reason to hate france...

Number Five: Soccer. Only slightly less faggy than mimery, the French have given the world soccer. What kind of a fag sport is this? Guys in little white shorts and spandex gloves with no fingers running around a field together like a pack or homo-geese. Is it a coincidence that the most popular "sport" at the special olympics is soccer? In a recently declassified CIA document the government has revealed that soccer, like Girard Depardieu, is a French attempt to subvert American manhood. Don't let it happen. Keep your kids from playing this fairy sport, unless they are girls or retarded.

Church on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 5:05 AM

I agree French soccer is a reason to hate France and their bastardized team, not the term French soccer. All other soccer is great, besides how cool can France be if they don't have hooligans

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 11:38 AM

Brilliant comment adrian.

Joe you're a frog loving canuck which intestingly enough brings us back to beastiality.

hoban on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 2:20 PM

Guys in little white shorts...I don't know but if anyone that had never seen football before saw a guy wearing football pants, I think his reaction would be that all football players must be gay too...

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