Mind numbingly interesting

Stuck at work trying to past the time.  Let's see what the internet dug up today.  I was going to post this the other day, but I forgot.  Anyways, the Sports Guy wrote up 33 reasons why it is still good to be a Red Sox fan.  More importanly, the Sports Guy's take on Ben Affleck and him being a Red Sox fan:

This A-Rod fiasco made us realize that Ben Affleck needs to be stopped. I loved "Good Will Hunting" as much as anyone, but did you see him ranting and raving at the Daytona 500? Since when did Ben Affleck become The Voice of Red Sox Fans? Who nominated him? Would a true Sox fan ever propose to a chick with a big ass from the Bronx? In a million years? I really think we should vote on this -- let's have an election and everything. Ben Affleck needs to be stopped. I'm not kidding.

(And really, who is Affleck to lecture us about someone ruining the sport of baseball? Isn't this the same guy who sold out with "Reindeer Games," "Paycheck," "Pearl Harbor," "Armageddon," "Gigli" and everything else? Has any actor cashed in as gleefully and gratuitously as Ben Affleck? How is this different than A-Rod weaseling his way to New York? And when you think about it, isn't working for the Weinsteins basically the Hollywood equivalent of playing for the Yankees? I thought so.)

Other links of interest:

  • An interview with Heather Mitts, your 2004 hottest female athlete.
  • CSU called for Roughing the Kicker.  With their weiners.  There is probably a Necessary Roughness joke in there too.
  • I saw this movie once, it's an all lesbian sorority.
  • I have no idea if this is legit, but it is pretty funny none the less.  I assume the movie is safe for work because it is a kids show, but then again...
  • I almost forgot, tonight on ESPN Classic is a show called Cheap Seats.  I think it is like Mystery Science Theatre, but for sports.  Tonight they are watching a wrestling match from the 1980 broadcast from the Mid-South Region featuring the Iron Sheik, Kerry Von Eric, Paul Orndorff and more.

Posted by Phil on February 18th, around lunchtime | 85 comments

Comments

joe on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:27 PM

aj feely is one lucky bastard!!

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:55 PM

F@#$ Ben Affleck up his whiney bitch ass. F@#$ Beantowners up their f!@#ing asses too. They're all just jealous because they find ways to lose despite having all the talent in the world.

Jay on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:58 PM

GO SOXXXX!!!!! No, but seriously, it's good to see the one man wrecking crew posting on the sci.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:58 PM

Petr Nedved and Ron Sikely are a couple more undeserving bastards.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 1:59 PM

I figured it was about time. I was starting to get bored with my time off.

Marc on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:17 PM

f*Ck the Red Sox! F#ck the Yanks! Fuck em all. but i got the greatest news ever. I thought it was just a dream i had several years ago, but is now a reality. no, no operation. and i'm still missing my testicles but Boy Meets World is coming to DVD.
http://www.buy.com/retail/product.a...&dcaid=1688
yeah bitches. go topanga. lol

Marc on Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 8:25 PM

Here on reason to watch 24, besides being another great show.
http://tinyurl.com/3f3gn
Another a reason to watch it with a box of kleanex ready and waiting. What?! I meant for sometimes being dramatic and causing the shedding of tears (like ConAir)
EARMUFFS:
Actually I meant for spanking it like a madman........Jay knows what I'm talking about. He's doing it right now.

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 7:18 AM

1. Heather Mitts is hot, but she is no Amy Taylor
2. Old school wrestling rules
3. Adrian is a bitch
4. Brock is wrong

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 7:51 AM

But Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:31 AM

We need something interesting to spur further discussion, the following topics are beat to death:

1. France
2. Marc's illiteracy
3. Jay's rage
4. Church's obsession with Adrian

May I recommend:

1. Pakistan
2. Phil's creativity
3. Burket's rage
4. Church's obsession with gay marriage

Phil on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:33 AM

Christ, every time someone looks at the France post its 100k. Yesterday we set a natty sci record for 30mb of data tranfered.

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:33 AM

Brock you are obsessed with the right to marry farm animals. I like the idea of the Pakistan topic but wouldn't that qualify as poltiics. How about cheesiest movie of all time

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:37 AM

ERASERHEAD!!

No wait... that was the most excruciating movie of all time!

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:38 AM

Flash Gordon or Beowulf starring Christopher Lambert

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:40 AM

We got a visit from Isreal, now there is politics by just speaking the name of the country.

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:44 AM

That would be a great topic because I am pretty sure Hoban and I are the only ones who are Pro-Palestinian

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:46 AM

I did think Isreal was doing the right thing, but now I think both sides are acting like two second graders deciding whose ball it is.

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:50 AM

Has anyone taken a look at the list of keywords people have used to arrive at Natty Sci.com?

Some interesting ones are:
smack
Phil
Scott
beastiality
long
crotch
hate
sex

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 8:51 AM

How do you check the location of the hits

Phil on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 9:05 AM

Stats: http://216.250.116.41/cp/awstats/aw...?config=enkafan

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 9:14 AM

Beastiality...what the hell...

hoban on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 9:22 AM

Speaking of Ben Affleck the funniest thing to do is go back and watch Mallrats and laugh at how ugly Ben was when he did that role and the best he could do for Kevin Smith was a 10 second role in Daredevil which was one of the worst comic book movies ever

Phil on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 9:26 AM

I've got an Affleck movie link that will be arriving later today. Definitely good times.

Marc on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:03 AM

speaking of Kevin Smith and comic book movies. Kevin smith is to write and direct The Green Arrow. He's already written some of the comic books for the comic hero in the last couple of years. Kevin smith talks about plans with the upcoming project, it's affect on Fletch Won coming out and more.
http://www.viewaskew.com/main.html

Jay on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 10:07 AM

Brock, you were the only one who talked about my rage (which wasn't even real) About Isreal. The whole thing is the UN's fault. "Let's put a million people in the smallest area on the planet where there are already people living". But seriously, they can all go f*** themselves.

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 2:05 PM

I was thinking about starting a Natty Sci political party. There are so many wonderful possibilities:

Potential governors:
Carl Weathers
Bill Duke
Sonny Landham
Therefore, the entire cast of The Predator will have been governors

Potential presidential nominees:
Howard Dean / John McCain
Ralph Nader/Ross Perot

In the future:
We should definitely inspire Church to run for Kentucky governor, since he despises Fletcher so much. After a short tenure he could run for the presidency with Wes after his county judgeship in Bourbon Co.
I think Jay would be an excellent Secretary of the Interior
Burket would have no problem as Secretary of Defense
Phil would enjoy being Ambassador to France
and since Hoban has so much to say... he should be placed as Secretary of State, or UN rambler, whichever.

Church on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 2:11 PM

Nice suggestion Brock but I would rather be Secretary of State or Ambassador to Britain due to my predilections for foreign affairs. Besides, Presidents in the televesion have never worn glasses regularly, so I would not be the best candidate. How about Wes for President and Hoban for VP

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 2:22 PM

This all works as long as I get to be the puppetmaster for the Natty Sci administration

Marc on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 2:30 PM

I'll take Press Secretary, as long as I can form actual sentences by then.

Jay on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 3:37 PM

Brock, there is no way in hell natty sci would let you be the puppet master.

Brock on Thursday, February 19, 2004 at 4:02 PM

There is no letting, its an inevitability, Mr. Anderson!

Church on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 7:36 AM

If anyone is going to work behind the scenes in a Natty Sci Administration, I would nominate myself. At least over Brock who would spend more time running amuck and recounting his days as an action star. Rumbler in Thailand starring Don the Dragon Wilson and Brock Hardfist

Brock on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 8:12 AM

As a former action movie star, I would be a great candidate for governor of a large US state, such as Canada or Mexico.

Michelle on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 9:16 AM

If we let Brock have too much power, we may shortly be living in Schweitzerland. Let's not let this happen.

Jay on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 9:45 AM

Wow. Michelle just put you in your place, Brock.

Church on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 11:20 AM

Wow Brock slapped back into a place by a woman, you should be used to it by now

Brock on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 11:30 AM

Woman! You already live in Schweitzerland, so you better not upset the balance of peace!

Brock on Friday, February 20, 2004 at 11:32 AM

Pinky, I'm not going to keep telling you my plans for global domination if you just blurt stuff like that out.

joe on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 6:56 PM

i just want to say again that heather mitts is hot...i love women's sports!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...000000000000000

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 11:46 AM

Women are the worst things to have ever happend to sports. First of all, it's just a slower less athletic version of the mens game. I could find many other ways to bore myself. Secondly, they've starting crying about equality again, and now they want money that has gone to perfectly good men's sports. Blast you vile women and your Title IX bull shit too. When they can fill a 100,000 set arena, then they can ask for an equal share of some money. I could see how long this sexist post could go on but it's getting too long. Don't make me tell you twice, Jay.

kellie on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 11:49 AM

s/o made a typo and it wasn't marc...this time =)

Jay on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 12:14 PM

Tell me what twice? How evil we are?

Joanna on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 1:43 PM

Watch it Chris....

Marc on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 1:53 PM

Everyone has their own thoughts and beliefs about women in sports, so you can never really win the argument discussing it. But I think we'll all agree with those women athlete lose their tops on or off the field......then we're all winners.

Jay on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:46 AM

OH. You meant punch me in the eye twice. I don't think that would work, because, depite popular belief, I am indeed not a woman.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 1:52 PM

Sorry, Jay, I was referring to Joe. Apparently, I really am illiterate and mistook his name for yours. I'm glad you got the joke, although a little belatedly. We are evil though. Besides women aren't people, they are devices put on the earth by god to serve us.

Jay on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 9:15 AM

Good point. So really, we'd be doing him a favor?

Brock on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 9:33 AM

Jay... are you alive now, or still suffering through the typhoid?

Jay on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:11 AM

I'm hanging on. I have not yet fallen in to a syphyllitic coma. (God, I just butchered the word syphyllitic)

Brock on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:24 AM

That's what you get when you sleep with all those Hurtbourne Lane prostitutes.

Jay on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 10:38 AM

I know. At least it wasn't in the bathroom of Hikes Point Lounge, though. No telling what myriad assortment of maladies I could contract there.

Marc on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 11:48 AM

eat me assclown. i mean what are you talking about? :-)

Jay on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:07 PM

Dude, chill out. I was just using an example of a place where no one would ever have sex under any circumstances ever. EVER.

Brock on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:09 PM

Except for this guy I know... he and her... GOT. IT. ON!

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 12:20 PM

We have got to do it. So brilliant, so evil, yet for the good of everyone.

glily03 on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 8:10 PM

Okay, I know it's a little late, but I scored an 81% on the Dixie Test, and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or bad!!!!!!

Phil on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 8:43 PM

Howdie Bambi!

Brock on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 5:26 AM

It's "Howdy" Phil, your Yankee colors are really showing through on that one.

Brock on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 5:27 AM

I was about to kick my own ass for correcting grammar, but I feel in this case that I wasn't so much correcting spelling or grammar, simply social descrepencies.

Church on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 5:36 AM

Brock you should go ahead and kick you own ass, there's got be reason for you to do it, how about for being a fan of that dirty bastard UC team

Joanna on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 5:49 AM

Does anyone remember seeing my ID on Saturday night? It is MIA, and of course, I have no idea where it went.

kellie on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 7:31 AM

marc/jay, do you all remember amanda moore from our church? i saw her on tbe news this morning and she got busted in the ecstacy bust with four other people. who would've thought? i would expect justin, not her before anyone else out of church. its too weird.

Church on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 7:44 AM

Wow, Jay, Marc, Kellie, you have some interesting church members. However, no parrish is as weird or scandal ridden as the one the Burkets and I go to. Chris and Jo eknow what I am referencing

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 9:56 AM

Did you guys here about the guy who saw "Passion for the Christ" in the devil costume. My boys at work kill me!

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 9:57 AM

if you go to hoosiergazette.com you know what I am talking about.

Jay on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:10 AM

Mandy Moore went to our church? That's awsome. It's even more awsome that she got busted with X. I wonder if MTV news will cover it. And yes Chris, we should definitely do it.

kellie on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:25 AM

amanda moore, meagan moore's sister

Jay on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:28 AM

Mandy? Amanda? Mandy...that's my sign!

Church on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:35 AM

So you had one person from your church get busted, Ascension is representing with most of my graduating class being busted for drugs or knocked up. Longhorn Pride

kellie on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:38 AM

i just thinks it's funny. never would've pictured her doing that. she's so quiet etc. oh jay, on an earlier comment you made, you mean EVER, right? lol.......

kellie on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:39 AM

i mean, what?...

adrian on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:45 AM

Didn't have anything else bette to say so I will say this...Church, your still a bitch! Oh, and our team name for trivia last night kicked ass

Church on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:49 AM

Adrian, go drink a smirnoff ice. Your team name did kick ass last night, but we finished ahead of you

kellie on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:06 AM

what was your all's team name? did you all win or loose?

adrian on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:26 AM

our team name:

"We think James Caviezel really nailed that Jesus part"

adrian on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:27 AM

You might have finished ahead of us but we had the cooler church "Word"

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 12:02 PM

Can't forget that we have gay priests, priests who marry married DRE's, and lesbian principals.

Marc on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 12:12 PM

oh yeah? well our church had an adulterous minister at one time and he slept with one of the most devoted guy's wife. so there. we also had a choir trip that several people drank on the bus and smoked pot when not on the bus.

Marc on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 12:21 PM

kel, i used to think amanda moore had a crush on me, at least on that one choir tour she went on, but maybe she was just looking for a distributor....or more clientel. who knows.

adrian on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 12:46 PM

what was her name again?

Marc on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 1:06 PM

amanda, she's a-man-duh! jackass

Church on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 3:44 PM

No church can top what happend at Ascension. When one of your teachers runs off with the priest. Word

kellie on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 4:15 PM

you all remember that child molester william dempsey? i worked with him five years ago or so at taco hell. i saw him on tv way after he got fired and found out what he did. oh chris, don't forget crazy psycho bitches....lol =)

kellie on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 4:16 PM

amanda was diabetic too, i didn't think they would be able to do that stuff without killing themselves...

Jay on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:47 AM

Wasn't that the choir tour with Mona? Dude, she was supa hot.

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