Fill in the Blanks

  1. Drinking at Burkets.  The game of asshole
  2. Dropped off by girls at Wicks
  3. More drinking at Wicks.  Kicked Church's ass at Foosball.  I ran into a guy I played basketball with in 8th grade.  No clue what his name is.  Things are getting fuzzy.
  4. ?
  5. At O'Shea's.   Ummmmmm. 
  6. ?
  7. I got into Flannigans without paying the cover.
  8. ?
  9. Woke up very dizzy.

Posted by Phil on February 23rd, in the morning | 155 comments

Comments

Church on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 9:49 AM

I call rematch in fossball, I don't know how the hell you beat me. Coupled with my loss to Adrian last week, I need more practice

Jay on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:27 AM

4.Marc, Wes, and I ate at Wicks
6.Burket saw an assload of his cousins at O'Sheas
8.We got nearly the entire bar to "You've lost that Lovin' Feelin'"

Marc on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 11:19 AM

At work i learned that Nick Lachey (of 98 Degrees fame, but more importently for boning the extremely beautiful Jessica Simpson, whose stupidity is the only thing matches her beauty) would like to run for mayor of Cincinnati when his singing carrer is over, he said. In that case he should have ran for mayor 8 years ago. That's right, i went there.

Brock on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:17 PM

Church - you really need practice, Michelle even beat you at Cahoots

I insist on another game of asshole when I return to the ville. Did you ever come up with a super-drinking game that incorporated all the games into one?

He means... when I get finished mooching off my hot wife... I'll think about running for mayor.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:26 PM

"You've Lost that Loving Feeling??" What the hell is up with that??? I do not remember that at all.

Brock on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:30 PM

Obviously, you were too busy hitting on your cousins at O'Sheas

Phil on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:32 PM

I don't remember anything besides someone saying "phil, get us in for free" at flannigans, and then getting in for free.

I think Jay's fucking with us.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:39 PM

All I remember from flannigan's is running into some 4th year med school guys and then some girl talked to me that I didn't know. Apparently she was in med school too.

Marc on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:40 PM

i backup Jay with his rundown of events. Pizza was eaten. cousins were a plenty for Burkett it seemed. and oh yes, Flanny's was once again seranaded to by that classic "You've Lost that loving feeling" (including the part of "baby bay i get down on my knees for yoouuooououou"

Wrecking Crew on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:41 PM

I was not hitting on my cousins, dammit. Despite being 71% dixie according to that thing, I do not feel that incest is best.

Marc on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:44 PM

At least if your hit it off with her, it woulda been a small wedding. the bride's family and groom's family would sit all on one side. lol and thanks for bringing up incest not those goat fuckers will find our site due to searching for incest and bestiality. i mean how else do you think brock and adrian found this site.

Jay on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:56 PM

Thanks for backing me up, Marc. Unfortunately, there were no hot Korean girls calling me a pomzang on Saturday night. Or were there? No there really weren't. Marc, way to go also for no obvious spelling or grammatical errors. Kudos to you.

Jay on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 1:05 PM

I have disheartening news. Natty Sci no longer places in the first few pages of Google when searching "reasons to hate the french." Those frogs have a conspiracy against the freedom loving members of Natty Sci.

Bigworm on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 2:34 PM

Not only did we sing, we had other people singing too. That was freaking awesome. For the record, I believe we were more loud this time when singing than the first, including the background music.

Phil on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 2:49 PM

no matter what happened that night, it can't be as embarrassing as this: http://home.comcast.net/~ramon.reis...f_time_bomb.wmv

Joanna on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 2:58 PM

I can also vouch for the song too. There was much bragging going on in the car when I picked you guys up.

mowgli on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:13 PM

Since we're recalling events, I guess I can fill in some more blanks...

Jay. You, Mark, Wes, and I ate at Wicks, you left me out buddy, but its ok. Although, it does suck that we had to watch you lick all the grease off the pizza pan.

Phil. That was me who yelled get us in to Flannigan's for free, but you took off and got in for free, while the rest of us paid cover. But singing 'You lost that love and feeling' made up for it. I personally think they should only charge a cover on the fags who wear the french blue shirts.

Burket. You remember grabbing a ball from one of the pool tables at Wick's (in the middle of someones game), and dropping it into one of the pockets, then walking way.


All in all, it was definitely goodtimes.

mowgli on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:44 PM

I realize I posted 'you lost that love and feeling', when it should be 'you've lost that loving feeling', I would like to make make a formal apology to the Sci.

Check out this ringtone. http://preview.custommobile.com/mp3/50266.mp3

hoban on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:12 PM

Phil I only remember some dude name Dave who played with us in eight grade and shot the ball really stupid like...but I do remember beating our top team in a game and then they went on to finish second in the city tournament while we lost I think every game...Anyway the importance of this post is to infrom Matt Church that Liverpool sucks so bad that they lost to truly the worst team in England this weekend...Ha ha no trophies for Liverpool thsi year...that is all...

Phil on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:37 PM

Ahhh, god bless the eigth grade basketball team. I had to play point as one of the tallest guys on the team, we had a kid that couldn't hit the rim on a free through, not to menion Danny the sharpshooter but couldn't play because of his asthma. But I believe the guy I ran into was the kid that managed to be academicly ineligable as a 7th grader.

As for the game we won, that was a scrimage so I Michael and myself where able to play all game long, and they didn't put in the spazs.

kellie on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 5:13 PM

michael jackson joke: ok, michael is walking into a fast food place. for visual sake lets say mcdonalds. Cashier: Hi, how are you?" Michael in a girl gay voice:"Yes, do you have any kids menus?" Cashier:Yes we do." Michael:Can i have two kids?" Awkward silence. Well, that's how it ends. heard it on the radio today and thought it was funny. made me laugh anyway cuz i don't care for michael jackson.

kellie on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 5:21 PM

did anyone throw up saturday or have any falls?

Church on Monday, February 23, 2004 at 6:47 PM

Damn it Hoban you scruffy bastard

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 6:52 AM

Church, You really need to back up what you say better...I mean picking U of L over UC in a meaningless sport like college basketball is ok but picking LIverpool to win in the second biggest competition going on the biggest sport in the world and then when they lose all you can say is you scruffy bastard...Matt really gotta get a better team to cheer for...I know where you can find a better team wearing Red and White...
As for those of you who are about to blast me with comments about College Basketball as I know you will all I can say is when the United States finally wins something in football (sorry soccer) and the media gets behind them you will all realize what a beautiful game it can be to watch and play...And for thsoe soccer haters out there it is only because the United States has never won at soccer and the US would rather create new games then play one they might not be the best at

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:01 AM

No need to lecture me on the beauty of soccer stepdance, but I will never stop supporting Liverpool. We will beat Arsenal one day and we will make Champs League, so just wait. Also, if the US is going to win something they need to get on their game since they were embarrased in Olympic Qualifying and have to deal with strong Mexican and Costa Rican squads in WC qualifying

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:04 AM

But they only have to finish really fourth to make it in this year because they should be able to win the fourth place tie breaker game...but in reality if they dont finish at least second then trouble lurks in the draw for the world cup...

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:10 AM

Ok, that's it, it has to be said. Matt and Hoban are euro-trash.

And just to add some flames to the fire, the three things that soccer has brought to the table in the US:
1) Sylvester Stallone playing goalie in victory
2) Heather Mitts and Mia Hamm
3) Soccer style kickers in football.

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:18 AM

Don't forget Amy Taylor from Austrailia, glamorized in the ESPN poll. I am not euro trash, I consider myself cultured. Unlike that debased Arsenal fan Hoban

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:23 AM

First off Victory sucks as a soccer movie...plus it is history being rewritten because in WW1 Allied and German fighters did play soccer games on christmas eve/day against each other before going back to blowing each other's heads off the next day...

Best Soccer Movie...Bend it Like Beckham..First off decent movie but if it was not for this movie Keira Knightley would not be on the big screen and that would be sad...

Second Best movie : The Cup

Best Mention of Soccer: Trainspotting where Ewan's character steals the homemade porn tape and replaces it with the best goals tape...Funny stuff

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:28 AM

What really happens when you watch too many soccer games involving Liverpool players...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2832367.stm
sorry Matt but this is your future...

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:31 AM

How dare you say Victory sucks! "Hatch, if we run now we lose more than a game, please Hatch"

And secondly it is not a rip off of WWI, it is a rip off a soccer match in Kiev. Except the players in the Kiev game were executed after beating the Germans.

http://www.infoukes.com/history/ww2/page-14.html

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:34 AM

Ok never knew that...oh well for once Hollywood left a story kind of intact...but still I thought it sucked but more because of sly then the movie itself

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:38 AM

But that's the beauty of the movie, it is already a pretty crappy movie but you throw in Sly at goalie ("Colby, where do I stand for a corner kick") and suddenly it becomes watchable.

And about Bend it like Beckham, according to IMDB they say that the original script called for the girls to be in love with each other. If they would have gone with this script, I might give the edge to Bend it, because as everyone knows Lesbian schoolgirls trump Sly playing goalie.

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:40 AM

Oh, I totally forgot: what about the good nazi who stands up and cheers after Pele's bicycle kick? I can't believe I have to defend a soccer / war movie (with Sly playing goalie!) over a freakin' chick flick.

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:45 AM

The only thing good about Victory was the soccer scenes...I guess I just hate Sly

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:49 AM

Of course you are talking to the person who has seen the replacements over 10 times (although Keanu is probably one of the all time great actor / quarterbacks out there, perhaps only behind Burt Reynolds). There is nothing like a good bad sports movie to put a hop in my step.

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:52 AM

Best good bad sports movie....Any Given Sunday hands down...horrible plot but some of the best sports scenes ever on film..ok enough posting time to study

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:56 AM

Any Given Sunday? You have to be kidding me! Why not throw Summer Catch up there. The eye ball scene is perhaps the dumbest thing I have seen in my life.

First thing when I get home is putting together some poll system so we can vote on this stuff.

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:59 AM

Never seen it...all I was saying was that the filming on Any Given Sunday of football is the best I have seen in a sport movie but god the movie sucked ass...I mean it was like playmakers plots but worse...Damn it now people are gonna get pissed that liked playmakesr..oh well same thing goes for that series...overall a good show but ESPN just seemed to want to over do the drama in each episode...

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 8:03 AM

If we're talking sports films, you cannot leave out Chariots of Fire. Also, both girls in Bend it like Beckham were hot that is why it is the best soccer film. Best baseball film is Major League. Football, anyone remember the Last Boy Scout

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:22 AM

Ok, let's see what we can do here. Best baseball movies

5. Major League tied with Bad News Bears (not any of that going to Japan crap either)
4. Eight Men Out
3. Field of Dreams
2. Bull Durham
1. The Natural

Best Basketball Movies:

5. I can't think of a 5th
4. Blue Chips
3. White Men Can't Jump
2. Hoop Dreams
1. Hoosiers

Best Football Movies

5. Replacements
4. The Longest Yard
3. Brian's Song (none of that remake crap either)
2. Rudy
1. Jerry Ma-fucking-Guire

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:23 AM

Basketball diaries

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:27 AM

You cannot argue with Hoosiers, but what about the Program

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:28 AM

And because I can:

Best Hockey Movies
3. Mighty Ducks
2. Mystery, Alaska
1. Slap Shot

Best Non-Main Stream Sports Movies (and yes, Soccer is included here. But not golf, because it isn't a sport)

5. Victory
4. Breaking Away
3. When We Were Kings
2. The Hustler
1. Rounders

And best movies to feature characters playing an athlete, but not much sports actions:

3. ???? Drawing a blank here
2. Finding Forrester
1. Royal Tennenbaums ("There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.")

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:30 AM

I thought it was understood any movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio cannot be included in a list of best sports movies. All though this was Leonardo in his prime era. Maybe Catch me if You can is signs he's turning it around, but starting with Titanic he's been phoning it in every movie.

As for the program, meh. Some crazy ass characters, but not a very good movie at all.

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:33 AM

How can you not list Chariots of Fire as the greatest non mainstream film of all time, it won an oscar for God's sake, is a damn fine film, and everyone knows the music

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:40 AM

One other leo movie taht is amazing and a good see is the Beach (directed by the same guy that did trainspotting) amazing shit...oh and the hockey movies are all great choices...have you seen miracle...I am poor so I have not just wondering

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:44 AM

I haven't seen Miracle yet. It is supposively pretty good, so I'll assume it nudges out Mystery, Alaska.

I think the best part of Miracle is that THE defining sports moment in american history is a hockey game.

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:44 AM

Who cares about Oscars? I'm talking sports here.

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:49 AM

It's about the Olympics and track.

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:49 AM

Phil I just can not understand how you can enjoy hockey and not soccer..I mean the closest thing to soccer as a sport is hockey...and the one reason why the media says soccer sucks is because it is too low scoring and the stratagy found in the game is hard to understand at first and the same can be said for hockey...I think Matt should make you watch some games...For anyone interested ESPN2 is showing a Champions League game tommorrow afternoon and for anyone that does not know the Champions League is probably the best soccer you can see in the world pitting the top club teams of europe against each other once a year and chealsa is playing tommorrow and truly has some of the biggest names in soccer not found at Real Madrid

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:50 AM

Phil as an ex runner you have to include the movie about Pre in there somewhere???

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:51 AM

Chelsea has bottomed out and has too much talent and not enough cohesion. The Real-Bayern match should be good, though Bayern is playing about as well as the Pool this year

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:52 AM

Oh, I like soccer. In fact I went to some of the women's games after their world cup, and almost every trinity soccer game my senior year. And I'm all about crappy major league baseball teams being replaced by good minor league teams. That's freakin' brilliant.

Just never got into the whole european fanactism behind it.

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:53 AM

I know chariots of fire is about the olympics and stuff, I just don't think it was a very good sports movie. A good movie, but the sport aspect left one missing.

It would like calling On the Waterfront one of the best sports movies or something.

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:57 AM

European's love soccer because it allows them to "defeat" other countries without having to have a war...You think I am joking but soccer is a sense of pride with each country and winning a game against a country that is not an ally of yours is like beating them in battle...I mean English Germany, Englan and Ireland, Ireland Northern Ireland, and now Mexico and the United States are amazing rival matches that truly have to be amazing to experience

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:01 AM

The greatest rivalries though are England-Argentina, France-England, Germany-France, England-Germany, Japan-Russia, US-Mexico, Ireland-England, and Egypt-Algeria. The best reivlary group upcoming is the WC Euro qualifying group with England, Wales, and Northern Ireland all in the same group and having to play home and away

Jay on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:04 AM

Lynnie-sorry, bud. I didn't mean to leave you out

Church, Hoban, and Phil-What the hell is wrong with you? Soccer doesn't suck because of it's "strategy" It sucks because it's gay. Phil, how could you leave out Necessary Roughness? Church, anyone who cares about the Oscars is about the same as eurotrash soccer fans.

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:08 AM

I am not eurotrash, damn it.

Jay on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:11 AM

I didn't call you eurotrash, I said you were about the same as eurotrash. Big difference.

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:15 AM

Oh, I like the World Cup. Especially that South Korean girl...

But the day to day soccer leagues bore me.

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:17 AM

English soccer is the best league to watch, though Scottish soccer is fairly good pendant on who is playing

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:20 AM

Best all time video game soccer rivalry Phil as the Netherland and Sensenbrenner as the Brazilians.

It's all about Bergkamp baby

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:21 AM

Phil I agree even in Fifa 2003 which I own for some reason Bergkamp still rocks...oh and by the way he plays for Arsenal I believe Mister Church

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:27 AM

Bergkamp has nothing on the indomitable Michael Owen

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:29 AM

Oh is that the same Owen who missed a FREAKING PENALTY this weekend...Unlike in Hockey if you miss a penalty shot in soccer you suck...especially when a cup trophy is on the line...

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:31 AM

I challenge the greatest video game soccer rivalries with:
Brock (Germany) vs. Chip (Brazil) - I end up playing with only 5 players at points b/c of penalties
Brock (Switzerland) vs. Ty (Morocco) - He does love that crazy Hajee guy

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:38 AM

Damn it Hoban, you suck

hoban on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:39 AM

has anyone else noticed that Church resorts to insults only when he is wrong....just wondering...

just joking Matt

Marc on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:49 AM

how did the best soccer movies not include these gems:
The Big Green
Ladybugs
Air Bud: World Pup

I didn't see Little Giants under footbal, wtf?
No Slam-Dunk Ernest or Like Mike?
No, Rookie of the Year or Little Big League?

even though golf sucks in actually, these are good:
Caddyshack
Tin Cup
Legend of Bagger Vance

i hate sports, but love a good sports movie.
(ps. golf is not a sport, they are not athletes. they are tools holds crooked sticks that hit little dimpled balls)

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:50 AM

Honestly what do I have to retort with when my favorite club keeps demeaning themselves and their fans by their performances, they should be fourth in the EPL, they have the talent, but my God they are as inconsistent as Luke Whithead in the paint

Jay on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:00 AM

Marc- did you mean "in actuality"?

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:13 AM

What was the volleyball movie with C. Thomas Howell?

Marc on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:14 AM

ok, new rule. you can only correct a damn spelling and gramatical mistake someone else made if you have something else in addition to comment about.

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:18 AM

I like Marcus Brody's rule... this certainly eliminates some of the flamerism from correcting grammer, even though its still cock-smoking to do so.

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:18 AM

you mean Sideout brock?

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:19 AM

isn't "something else in addition to" redundant?

And I'll add something else in addtion to comment about: Grammar flames are weak

Jay on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:20 AM

Hey Marc, F*** you, buddy. You're not the boss of me. And Brock, you're the expert at everything gay, so I guess I'll take your word for it.

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:21 AM

Yes! That movie was pretty good, and all beach volleyball movies rule because of chicks in bikinis

kellie on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:30 AM

i think jay should be allowed to correct your typos marc. it's funny. and it prooves how illiterate you are. lol, just kidding. and i also think we should invade the white house and one of the guys be president. they couldn't ban red bull then and be a lot better than what that guy is doing. trying not to get political phil..

Marc on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:35 AM

hey kel, i'm gonna just ignore everything you just wrote........i think that would be best. lol

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:37 AM

Jay, you are continuously instigating the hate... try a more passive approach.

Grammer flames are weak?

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:37 AM

You aren't going political, you are going postal. I want everyone to understand that I was in no way apart of the "let's take the whitehouse by force" statement. I'm too pretty to go to federal pound you in the ass prison.

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:38 AM

I think we've already been taking that advice Marc

kellie on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:53 AM

phil, was just joking around. bored here. nothing interesting to do till i go back to work.

Marc on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:57 AM

jay and everyone else, all i meant is that we submit "comments" to the topic or bring up new topics or whatnot. giving other people something to think about and produce their own comments, ideas, opinions back here to be heard. by merely pointing out errors on the part of contributors you are not contributing but just doing a bastardized job of editing. if phil gives you permission to edit my comments to take out typos fine, then you're the Sci editor. but you couldn't omit things you didn't agree with because that wouldn't be cool. i just think most comments should be just that, comments. not a figurative "hey loser you misspelled that word." i said my thoughts. now correct them. lol

kellie on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:00 PM

you guys really do like to take things out of context.
lol

Dween on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:01 PM

How could you forget the "Angels" series of movies?

1. Angels in the Outfield
2. Angels in the Endzone
3. Angels in the Infield

And what about the Air Bud saga?

1. Air Bud
2. Air Bud: Golden Receiver
3. Air Bud: World Pup
4. Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
5. Air Bud: Spikes Back
6. Air Bud: Sniffing His Own Putt (ok, I made that one up)

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:03 PM

Hey James, did you see we'll only get 28.50 if you have to drive to Dayton or Cinci now? That barely covers the gas to get here and back. Those bastards.

Dween on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:15 PM

Actually, the $28.50 is if you go FROM Dayton TO Cinci, or vice versa. Not Louisville to Dayton/Cinci. Jason found that out yesterday.

But, 28.5¢/mile might be in effect, so the price of gas goes up, the compensation we get goes down. I'll check on that in a few minutes.

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:26 PM

It's a sad state of affairs when you assume your company is trying to royally screw you before you think it might be a misprint.

Marc on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:33 PM

that's the way it is at my office. habitual screwing. just like the Bush Presidency.

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:35 PM

I like screwing at work... places like closets, stairwells, evelators

Jay on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:35 PM

You're right, Marc, I'm sorry. Although kelly is wrong about invading the white house, We have the authority to rise up against our own government if the people feel it is tyrranical. This can be found in either the Declaration of Independance or the Constitution. I'm not sure which, but it is taken from the philosophy of John Locke. Matt, can you back me up on any of this.

Jay on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:36 PM

Oh, and Marc, when I said I'm sorry, I meant I'm sorry you're an illiterate retard.

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 12:42 PM

Looks like the Crazed Buffalo is running a little behind on his wit... better beat your head against a wall a little.

I saw we rise up against the governor of Delaware, no one would care, and we'd easily get away with it. Then we could change the name of it to Worthless Piece O' Crap State

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 1:25 PM

Everything under this topic gone retarded. It's all a bunch of lame shit that began with soccer and has proceeded to this. No red-blooded American gives a dammn about soccer and f*&# grammer and spelling. I don't see any English majors here just a worthless communications major (no offense Marc). And while I'm bitching about things, can we ban those damn IM abbreviations (e.g. lol and all the other gay ones that I don't know).

Marc on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 1:51 PM

chris, wtf? lol :-p

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 2:57 PM

Don't make me beat your ass.

Brock on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 3:31 PM

You do enjoy beating Marc's ass don't you?

Church on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 3:50 PM

While I like soccer as much as anybody probably more, check this out and how cool would it be if Paris did direct her own tape. http://tinyurl.com/38jvv

kellie on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 5:17 PM

i didn't catch all of the news. but bush said something that he thought kerry did wrong? like i said, just saw parts of it. it was five o' clock in the morning too. chris, i agree. is ha, ha better than an abbreviation like the lol?

Phil on Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 6:46 PM

bush said kerry did something wrong? that could probably describe every news story and ad we'll see for the next year. I'd suggest http://news.google.com for political news.

Church on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 4:56 AM

Jay you're right on the right to rise up against the government as laid out in Two Treatises of Government, but only after the social contract has been broken

Brock on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 6:09 AM

ROAR!! Church, you broke the website with your long hyperlink!

ok, you didn't really break anything, you just made it look sloppy

Did Louisville news broadcast that guy getting burned on his proposal. They had it on the 10 News here... thats just like rubbing it in. And since I'm not allowed to post without contributing to the conversation (per se Marc's rule) I want to ask if you think the guy or the chick was wrong in that situation?

I think the guy was a dumbass... if I wasn't absolutely positive she wouldn't say yes without hesitation, I wouldn't put the proposal on stage like that. But isn't that how most proposals are supposed to work? Its not like "hey, I'll just start randomly asking people to marry me, one of them has to say yes sometime."

Phil on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 6:17 AM

Hey Brock, you jackass, I posted a link to a movie about that in this very article: http://home.comcast.net/~ramon.reis...f_time_bomb.wmv

Phil on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 6:28 AM

BTW, I think the tape is of a dubious nature. It was a local bank, not the wizards mascot. Plus the "she says no!" seems a bit staged to me.

Brock on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 6:43 AM

Hey Phil, you jackass, I know you posted a link to the video, thats why I brought it up. Technically, she didn't say no, she just ran away, which was only taken to mean no, but could have just been stage-fright. She's still a bitch for bailing on him like that, but they're both dipshits so its good they don't breed. Enforce a little bit of that natural selection Burket!

Church on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 8:36 AM

Maybe it was an elaborate ploy for both individuals in question to get their own reality show.

Church on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 9:21 AM

If this was how politics worked here, Jenna Jameson and Shakira should run in 2004. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...e_hungary_eu_dc

Jay on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 10:09 AM

Evil Laugh-> Mwa ha ha ha. Mwa ha ha. Mwa. Mmmm. Ha.

Church on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 7:19 PM

I hate the entire goddam Diener family, I hate the ineptitude U of L has shown recently. And most of all I despise Depaul. What the hell has happened, we should just reject any NCAA invite and play in the NIT

Brock on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 7:36 PM

Dude! What the hell? Ok, I didn't want Louisville to just give up, just lose graciously to UC. When does Whitehead come back? I think he's a goofball, but apparently he's the glue of that team. On the bright side of all of this, C-USA is going to get some serious respect in the tournament this year. DePaul looks like they should be set, despite the ass-whoopin' they are about to take next week. I want to see 6 teams in this year. If the Big 10 or Pac 10 get more than 2-3 teams, someone is definitely greasing some palms.

Marc on Wednesday, February 25, 2004 at 11:06 PM

phil, i saw molly on the news tonight. didn't know if Chris knew about it or not. i could make a copy for her at work if she wants one.

Phil on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 4:28 AM

Hey, if you could make a copy that would be kinda cool. Do you know what she was on there for? Did she rob a bank?

Church on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 4:49 AM

There should definitely be six C-USA teams in the tourney and for once I agree with Brock. Pac 10 should only get Stanford and Arizona in, while the Big Ten will probably send Mighigan State, Purdue, and Wisconsin. C-USA should send Memphis, UAB, Charlotte, UC, Depaul, and U of L, provided the Cards win a game in the next decade

Phil on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 4:59 AM

C-USA will get five, the ACC will get what the Big Ten and the PAC-10 loose. Does anyone really think they'll be sitting in the NCAA Selection committee debating whether to to send DePaul or Maryland?

Church on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 5:07 AM

Actually I think Depaul may have locked their spot while U of L may be losing theirs if they don't win. I think the ACC will get Duke, Wake, UNC, NC State, Georgia Tech, Florida State or Maryland. I don't think they would take seven. However, the odd thing is that Gonzaga and St.Joe's may both be number one seeds. The Zags have at least played some teams

adrian on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 5:21 AM

Saint Joes basketball schedule is a lot weaker than USC's football season last year. That is pretty pathetic. I will call them a good team when they actually play someone.

Phil on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 5:51 AM

St. Joes beat the Zags.

And comparing Louisville to DePaul, on paper at least, it breaks down like this:

Louisville
RPI 21
Non-Conference RPI 2

DePaul
RPI 51
Non-Conference RPI 103

They are both 7-5 against common opponents. Sure they won head to head, but the committee says they take into account injuries.

Church on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 6:11 AM

St. Joseph's probably has the best backcourt in the nation in Jameer Nelson and Delonte West, but they have only played Gonzaga, Villanova, BC, and Dayton. They will probably go down in the Sweet 16 against a Big East team that plays scrappy defense and rebounds. I hope the ville gets in and has anyone seen Stanford play this year and are they for real

Marc on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 6:29 AM

phil, i think molly was on tv (WDRB Fox) for the topic of UofL (and even Bellarmine apparently) athletes and balancing their studies and sports. do you think she'd want a dvd or vhs copy? note: a burned dvd should not be able to play in your xbox. hehehe. let me know and i'll hook her up with whatever. By the way, if anyone gets on tv or a family member does let me know about it (also info: like when, what station, what the the subject matter, etc) and i can produce a copy for you.

Phil on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 6:33 AM

Do you think you could get a copy in AVI, Quicktime or MPEG that I could just e-mail to Chris? That would probably be much easier than a physical medium.

Marc on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 6:40 AM

i can do all of the above and physical medium as well, choose your poison: note MPG will be higher quality and quicktime in this case. i'll get the digital done now. let me now about the physical copy, if one is wanted.

Phil on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 7:14 AM

You the man, Marcus!

Phil on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 7:17 AM

I guess if you could e-mail me the quicktime copy to pscott@newhorizonslouisville.com, that would be the easiest. MPEG is a bit tricky with the codecs and the such. I'll post it here on the website. I figure we owe Molly after all the nights we've come back to my apartment drunk and waking her and kris up.

Remember the time Kris and Molly got in a fight over Kris playing Halo with us? That was classic.

Marc on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 7:21 AM

now that was true Natty Sci behavior and wicked funny.

Brock on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 8:08 AM

I know Marc will pitch a fit....

Of course C-USA will get screwed over... but if I compared Maryland and DePaul, DePaul has the much better resume down the stretch.... and actually... UAB might be the one on the bubble now, with that loss last night to Tulane.
Can we say fork in the road? UC beats UofL --> UC crushes St. Louis by 25, UofL loses to DePaul. That game was more important than anyone could have imagined... and we'll discuss this in a couple of weeks when this plays out a little more.

On a side note: UK ass-raping the shit out of Tennessee! That was great! Now if they can just do it in football, KY could just enslave the population of Tennessee.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 11:31 AM

I HATE COLLEGE BASKETBALL!! I am never watching another game again because it just pisses me off. St. Joe's, the Zags, and all mid majors are over-rated. They have to start playing and beating good teams before getting respect. Fuck it all and college football, too. The only way things could get any worse is if this line-up of the Yankees' folds some how. Then I would have to give up sports all together.

Jay on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 12:15 PM

good, then I would no longer have to hear about it.

Brock on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 12:52 PM

Stop whining! You know no pain... suffering through UC stumbles in the NCAA tournament for 10 years! Buffalo Bills fan through 4 Super Bowl losses, and yes, I cheered for UK when Laettner hit the shot. But I'd rather suffer like that than cheer for the Yankees! They are like cheering for Duke or the Cowboys!

My suggestion: pick a backup team that rarely plays against your favorate team. I like cheering for Wake Forest and I hope Pepperdine shoves it up Gonzaga's ass soon. Michigan sucks!!!

Phil on Thursday, February 26, 2004 at 1:00 PM

Backup teams are for communists.

Brock on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 10:44 AM

Is there anything planned for tonight? Another round of asshole? I'll bring the whiskey! I need a weekend to relax!

Church on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 1:17 PM

If anyone is interested and courageous, my buddy's band is playing at the Hideaway the place where Brock's action film career was first recognized

Joanna on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 1:45 PM

Isn't that where Brock got the name Brock Hardfist?

Wrecking Crew on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 1:46 PM

I have to agree backup teams are for fags. You stick with your team through thick and thin while hating UK and the Red Sox. I don't want to hear about suffering with UC when UL was struggling through those last years with Crum. And the Yankees had their struggles before this era. Some of those late 80's early '90's years with Roberto Kelly, Steve Sax and Steve Howe were pretty disgraceful. At least this team started with a core of home grown players.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 1:47 PM

'Sup bitch? Aren't you supposed to be working? And the answer is yes, he fucked a cat, I get it.

Brock on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 1:57 PM

What the hell is up with a cat?

Ok... when I mention the backup team idea, I don't say back out on your favorate, but you have to do something on days your team doesn't play!

Brock on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 2:09 PM

I'll go to the Hideaway as long as we get to start a bar brawl, and I want to smash a stool over someone's back!

Phil on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 2:30 PM

That cat comment was interesting. In my head, one of burket's med school buddies decided to type something in really fucked up, and nobody noticed because frankly it fit right in with the rest of the conversation.

or burket simply went insane.

Church on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 3:55 PM

Yes Hideaway is where Brock HArdfist was christened. God help the world if that became true, maybe Brock Hardfist superhero instead of action star and he could save Haiti

kellie on Friday, February 27, 2004 at 5:49 PM

burket insane, never...what about brock's action film career?

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, February 29, 2004 at 6:14 PM

I apologize in advance for the long post, but you asked for it. It all started from the mouth of some drunk guy in a bar. 3 mice are sitting at a bar trying to figure out who is toughest. The first sees a Defcon poison trap in the corner and proceeds to walk over and eat the poison without so much as a stomach ache. The second finds a mouse trap and decides to steal the cheese. The trap springs, but breaks across his back. After all this, the last mouse just shakes his head in disappointment figuring he can't top this, and he says to the other mice, "You all are definately the toughest mice I know, so I'm just going to go home and fuck my cat."

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, February 29, 2004 at 6:14 PM

DUDE I GET IT, HE FUCKED A CAT!!!

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, February 29, 2004 at 6:15 PM

AND HE'S A MOUSE

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, February 29, 2004 at 6:15 PM

AND IT'S A CAT

Church on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 4:58 AM

Thanks Chris for so thoroughly explaining the joke. I can safely say that despite U of L's victory saturday, I still hate Memphis. That little bitch Antonio Burks tried to get in Garcia's face. See this is when the Tinch strategy should be used. Put in Tinch, have him deck Burks and take the technical. Burks would either get t'ed up or knocked out and it would be nice to see Tinch go into games to headhunt.

Brock on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 6:26 AM

Ahhh... its so great to hear Church applying UC strategies to UofL. There are several people in C-USA that need to be decked. However, the beating of Charlotte, that cursed shithouse team, on Saturday made me feel so much better. As long as DePaul doesn't do anything stupid and win on Thursday... the Saturday matchup with Memphis should be a great game with UC.

Why in the hell were people talking about UofL on the bubble? Who would replace them?? Air Force? Maryland? Alabama? Give me a break! I think DePaul and UAB are both better than those teams.

And since I went on a rant.... UofL needs to bring back a Beau Zach Smith freak to help scare away post players. I think the BZS factor combined with Tinch clubbing the best player, UofL would be unstoppable. Can you just see Tinch bitch-slapping Jameer Nelson? Or the Beau Zach stinking all over Okafor? UNSTOPPABLE I TELL YOU!

Brock on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 6:28 AM

On a side note: There is nothing in my car, so if you think you lost something, its not in there! Except for a couple of souls, there was only a plastic bag Bill was wearing around his ears.

Church on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 6:50 AM

I am not that terribly impressed with Memphis and they seemed to get lucky to keep it close Saturday. Depaul on the other hand is tough and, sorry Brock, might beat UC or give them one hell of a game. I think the Conference deserves six in and U of L's win Saturday placed it in. I would much rather see UAB, Depaul, and Charlotte get into the tourney over anyone in the Big Ten or SEC or Maryland. Let's be honest the Big Ten will send three, the SEC should only be allowed to send UK, Vandy, and Mississippi State since those are the only teams worth a damn. Air Force will probably go and look for St. Joes to go down second round

adrian on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 8:59 AM

Depaul is about as tough as a wet paper bag Church. No shit you would like to see conference usa teams make it to the 64 tournament over SEC teams because you are a Louisville fan jackass. Thats all really have to say. Well, one other thing...Fuck Louisville

Church on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 9:05 AM

Number 1, Adrian you're a bitch. Number 2, the SEC sucks and is only UK. Number 3, C-USA is tougher than the SEC

Brock on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 9:32 AM

Church, there is no use arguing this to a UK fan... they will always believe that the SEC is dietic. Lets bring the argument back in two years when we have the Big East behind us, rammin' it home to those good ole southern boys.

Phil on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 9:35 AM

I heard Arkansas might move to the Big 12 with Iowa St leaving for the Big 10. That would open up WV to go to the SEC. Just rumors on the internerd though.

Although I doubt that will happen with the BCS saying that the new big east will definitely be a BCS school.

adrian on Monday, March 01, 2004 at 9:41 AM

Wonder why arkansas would want to get out of the SEC in football?

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