From the "Where Should I Eat Lunch" Dept

Here's some stuff to do instead of work:

Edit: How could I forget, a roundup on what might be one of the most ubsurd reality moments ever in Average Joe 2. 

Posted by Phil on March 2nd, in the morning | 92 comments


Church on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 9:25 AM

The measure will probably be nullified by injunction within a few days. The city is paying an exoribitant amount to keep battling this issue. Besides, Adrian will be pissed with the six foot rule

Jay on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:11 AM

Those god damned facists. They need to keep their business out of my boner. The bastards.

Jay on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 10:15 AM

Suck it, Marc. You sold your PS2 (and your soul) So you don't get to play GTA: San Andreas. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Marc on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:50 AM

it's cool. i don't care. haven't picked up vicy city or gta3 in a while now, so no big whoop. phil, you still have my controllers, need to play xbox.

Marc on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 11:56 AM

six foot rule is for a bunch of puritan bullshit. we elect a self-proclaimed relegious leader (more like appointed by the courts.....not God) and now we start wars, shriek at boobies, get offended at what didn't offend us yesterday (howard stern), and have the jesus movie be one of the most succesful opening weekends of all time. A wise person once said that a society can not make everything child-friendly in case a child might see something inappropriate, because then we would limit the rights of adults to express themselves or function as adults. People want to seem better than they are while in public, but they're not. everyone get off your crosses, someone will need the firewood. and remember kids......Jesus saves, Bush spends.

Marc on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 2:25 PM

bored at work and thought i'd look up sometimes i say a lot to see how many other people say them too. like i'd vote for "anyone against bush" and "anyone over bush" . it amuses me.

Phil on Tuesday, March 02, 2004 at 5:24 PM

Diakate has left the Louisville basketball team supposedly. He is leaving to go play overseas (and probably clear out some scholarship spots too)

Church on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 5:00 AM

From what I understand, the scholarship is in a 1 year limbo and cannot be used for the upcomign season except for a walk on. However, what team would sign Diakite, he sucks. If he can play pro ball in France, I see no reason you all couldn't refound the Natty Sci pro -intramural team and win the French league

adrian on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 5:05 AM

I would love to see other countries pick up american football and then put it in as an olympic sport. Picture the best of our pro football players versus China or Japan. Hell even better...Iraq. I would love to see a little Japanese guy run up the middle against Ray Lewis or Urlacher. All i can say is...Decapitation baby

Church on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 5:11 AM

Hey Jay, Velocity has a picture of your cousin at the playboy party at Porters.
I wish I sat on the bench for a NFL team. Also, Adrian that would be cool as shit to see NFL players versus the world, but why pick on Japan. If the sport is internationalized, how about the US versus France.

adrian on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 5:19 AM

That is true church. I would really enjoy watching our pro players pummle the french. I would love to see one of those crepe eating bastards catch a pass across the middle.

Church on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 5:24 AM

Check this out, the voodoo comment is pretty good. Also, what countries would be good at America football. You figure Canada because of the CFL, Britain, France, Austrailia, NZ, and South Africa because of rugby. But would any team have a chance to score on the Americans

adrian on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 5:55 AM

That onion article is Hilarious!

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 6:08 AM

One of my all-time favorite Onion Articles:

God bless the C-130 short plane

And as for playing France in football, we all know what they pull for soccer, so I'd suspect they'd be loaded with CFL players and the such. Expect Rocket Ismail and Doug Floutie to magically become Canadian.

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 6:21 AM

The problem is that no country would pick up football as a sport because most of them play rugby already and if anyone has seen a real rugby match you would realize that football is a step down in violence...I saw the World Cup match that England won this year on television and damn if any of our football players could actually play that sport...The only football players that really could play rugby would be safeties and quick running backs...The amount of running involved would count out most offensive and defensive players...However what is sad is that the US actually playing decent in the Rugby World Cup this year and got no love from even ESPN2 about it...Anyway most countries laugh at the idea of american football except for maybe Germany but the german are wierd already...

Church on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 6:22 AM

While France is bad with their pilfering of their former colonies soccer talent for their national side. Qatar is the worst. They have been giving automatic citizenship to Kenyans willing to run for the Qatari national team. Maybe Redman could quarterback the Qataris

Church on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 6:23 AM

by the way, St. Joseph's finished undefeated last night and no one is happer than Adrian, the biggest Hawks fan I know.

adrian on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 6:52 AM

"Right" church. Nelson is a great player, but I would be great too playing middle school teams.

Brock on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 6:54 AM

I watched some of the St. Joes game last night, and if St. Bonaventure isn't the worst defensive basketball team I have ever seen, then Natty Sci ran a full court press like the '92 Wildcats. I know Jameer Nelson is good, but he was just dribbling in for layups past a man-to-man defense. Also, any team who has players taller than 6'6" will destroy St. Joes... that team is a bunch of trolls.

International American Football - Shut your pie-hole Hoban, German football is even better than the CFL, and I think would easily finish second to the US in an international competition.

If the Soviet Union were still around, that would be some fun for international football, a bunch of Dolph Lungren's running around. But the most interesting would be Mexican football teams... humming the speedy gonzalez theme as they sprinted from one sideline to the other before being murdered.

Church on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 6:56 AM

Need I remind the contestants, no ethnic slurs. Brock you seem to only view the world through the pop culture of the 1980s, plus you like UC and are therefore a fool.
Adrian, St. Joe's was celebrating there accomplishment last night, but they will probably go down in the A-10 Tourney. Dayton is hosting and Xavier needs to win to get in, so I would suspect that St. Joe's will go down to one of those teams. Maybe they should play Bellarmine, at least the competition would be a level up

adrian on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 6:57 AM

I could me mistaking, i thought I saw Bellarmine University on St. Joe's schedule.

Church on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 7:00 AM

I think they signed a home and away contract, provided Bellarmine agreed to suck at sports for the duration of the contract

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 8:03 AM

As for the toughness required to play football vs rugby players, that would probably be true if a football team was made up of nothing but linebackers and fullbacks. You look at possitions like quarterback, linemen, WRs and CBs rugby players would be about useless. But this is still an interesting conversation.

Theoretical football players pilfered from other sports internationally:
Brazil: Very strong at CB with quickness and good possitioning.
Japan: The sumo o-line and d-line lead to an unstopable force in the trenches. Lorenzen will natural play QB.
Spain: Safety. I bet that Iker Cassilas guy can kick some ass at safety for some reason.

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 8:11 AM

As for american football players playing Rugby, Louisville's kicker Nate Smith was signed by the American Tomahawks and went on to tour Australia. He was named player of the game in one of their four games, and will probably sign on with one of the Australian clubs (Australian Wyong) in the future.

Not bad for never playing Rugby before joining the national team.

adrian on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 8:15 AM

Brock called St. Joes a bunch of trolls. That is freaking funny. The tourney is almost here so we will see if St. Five foot Five Joe's can deliver.

I wonder if Ok. State will get a number one seed

Church on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 8:19 AM

While personally I am confident that OK State will choke in the sweet 16 because they are coached by Eddie Sutton a bastard and choke artist, they could win the Big 12 and still not get a number 1 seed. Stanford will be number 1 out west, St. Lollipop Guild in the East, the Midwest will probably be Duke, Pitt, or UCONN and the Southeast will be DUke or Mississippi state.

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 8:33 AM

St. Joe's, Stanford, Duke and UK / Miss St (whoever wins SEC). Write it down.

Of course, I've been saying all year that the two losses coming up for St. Joes would be RI or Dayton in the A-10 tourney, so I'll stand by my prediction of Dayton winning that game.

joe on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 8:41 AM

Adrian Bellarmine plays st joes college from rensellar, IN. They are the D-II version. We would lose to both of them.

In response to hoban and rugby...fuck rugby!! I think that a linebacker could play rugby as could some defensive and tight ends. Other countries frown on real football because it is simply another thing for them to lose at.

Church on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 9:22 AM

This is hilarious

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 9:36 AM

The West Wing did something very similiar to that article a couple years back too:

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:35 AM have that statement all wrong there actually...You see rugby has been around for way way longer then American Football...In fact football was created as a version of rugby...So really it would be that the United States did not want to start a Rugby league because other countries were better at it and instead started playing a new game that they could win at because no one else does...As far as the average linebacker and defensive end or tight end playing rugby just watch one rugby game and see the difference in the two games. A lack of resting between plays, a lack of as many subs, a lack of a pause while the offense or defense plays...Most American football players would be grabing their knees and be out of breath way before the end of the game...Also as far as other countries playing sports that they don't lose at...Actually most American sports that we have "world champions" for were created by Americans for America to win at because of the fact that we could not compete

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:36 AM

with those played around the world...Also most of these same sports are not televised in America because Americans hate losing to other countries, especially if they are small countries or third world countries

Jay on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:44 AM

You think Redman could have called to hang out with playboy bunnies. (Although Jim Porters sucks, and I have made a vow to never return, I would make an exception) Dr. Laura can kiss my hairy white epic ass. Do you really think Qatar would give Redman a shot? He's probably looking for a job.

Jay on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:50 AM

Hey Pat. Why don't you shut your commie mouth and move to another country, since you're obviously too good for America. In fact I bet Natty Sci would be willing to raise the money to send you you there. Then, you could watch all the gay sports you wanted and not worry about bathing.

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:57 AM


Commie mouth...First off never did I talk about "commies" in any of my posts...Second off I never said I was better then America...All I stated was that in this country the sports media is biased towards sports that the United States is good at and a large majority of them were created in this country...Meanwhile many great American(!!!) athletes play sports that are more popular worldwide but never get the chance to play on television in primetime like these American sports are shown...If most Americans would even begin to try and watch many sports like soccer, lacrose, rugby, to name a few without being told by the media that they are lesser sports many more Americans would enjoy them...I mean even Hockey is starting to fall into this category...Hockey is a great example in fact because the rise of hockey in this country geos back to 1980...Since then America has been embarassed in International play again and again..Without winning against otehr countries hockey has once aga

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 10:57 AM

again become a sport that only stupid Canadians plays or as Jay put it "commies" play...I did not say anything against american sports only that there are other sports out there and I wish they would be shown more often

Jay on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:06 AM

I meant YOU are a commie, you damn hippie. And you know what, if Americans like American sports... SO F***ING WHAT! I don't care for any sports really, but I do like to watch a good NFL game on occasion. Do we really need to be included in the rest of the worlds sports? No. Let everyone watch what they want to.

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:15 AM

First off don't get so damn pissed off, I can have my opinions just like you can...Second off a communist and a hippie are two completly different ideal systems...Communists or the proper term socialists believe in a government which is by the people, for the people, and run truly by the people...In a true socialist state every person has an equal vote and the leader is really jsut someone who maintains order and does not make laws, the people do...Not that there ever has been a true socialist state...Instead there have been "communist" states which are run mainly by a dictator, and usually backed by the army of the country...Hippie were and if you want to believe are a counter cultural movement created only to protest a war that they felt was unjust...Never did hippies state that they wanted a communist government, they just wanted the United States to not fight wars in countries over something as silly as how a country wanted to chooseits government...The whole idea of the cold war w

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:18 AM

was all about the arms race and not government styles anyway...If Russia was not a communist government we still would have had a cold war due to the arms race which was what the cold war was really about...Anyway I dont proclaim to be a hippie or a communist...If anything I would claim myself to be an atheist punk rocker but that is besides the point...The point I was making was that their are other sports that AMERICAN atheletes do play and deserve recognition for just as do football players and hockey players etc...The point of the conversation was just to determine if rugby players and football players were interchangable and we found they were not end of story...

Jay on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:18 AM

Pat, you get that I'm not really pissed off, right? I'm just f***ing with you. What about the communes that many hippies live on. You can't tell me there is no connection between those and a communist party.

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:25 AM

A commune was not really a hippie cultural thing...A commune was a way to say hey we are gonna go out in the woods and do drugs for a living that is what a commune was...honestly any hippie who was a proclaimed communist was not really a hippie because to be a communist at that time made you no better then a person who believed the United States was right about war...A hippie believed that there should not have been war at all and that all things could be dealt with peacefully...So a communist as I said before could not be a hippie and vis versa...Now a socialist and a hippie maybe but the idea of socialism is lost on most people because a truly socialist society if it could work is regarded as the perfect world but human nature makes it impossible just like the hippie culture because all hippies grow up and become the establishment in the end...

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:54 AM

And the moral of the story, as always, is that anytime non-american sports are brought up the conversation immediately turns to hippies and communists.

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 11:56 AM

or eurotrash

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 12:00 PM

He Pat, do you have digital cable? I get SkyNet and some BBC channels that show a bunch of rugby, australian rules football, and a whole shit load of soccer.

For example, if I rush home I can check out UEFA Cup, Third Round: Brondby vs. FC Barcelona.

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 12:03 PM

No you bastard...I am still a poor student..We have direct tv but we only get Fox Sports which gives me two to three scocer games a week but I dont have the money to upgrade to get Fox Sports World..I agree Fox Sports World is a step in the right direction but there are a lot of sports fans that think if it is not on espn then it is not a sport...

Phil on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 12:05 PM

Your "not on ESPN" reminded me of a quote from sports night that luckily was on IMDB:

"We'll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat--and, because we've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie. You're watching Sports Night on CSC, so stick around. "

hoban on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 12:09 PM

Funny stuff except a pointless draw in soccer can be important just like a tie in hockey...hell as a dallas stars fan I know how many crappy ties we have that could be two point wins which could get us to teh top in our division....Damn San Jose Sharks and their stupid stick crushing logo...

Brock on Wednesday, March 03, 2004 at 12:26 PM

Church - Obscured view of the world from the 1980s?? What the hell is that all about? I'll let you slide on that because of the insanely hilarious link regarding biblical law (Michelle, take a look, you'll enjoy).

St. Joe's Balls in His Mouth: Has now been referred to as trolls, St. Five foot Five, and St. Lollipop Guild. I would like to add St. Oompa Loompa Doopady Do.

Hoban is reminding me of that episode of the Family Guy where the Brit takes over the Drunken Clam and they are forced to use their superior linguistic skills to make them leave - except everyone is just rolling their eyes hoping he'll shut the hell up and let someone else post something funny...

I recommend that any more manifestos be ignored, your rambling is falling on deaf ears my friend.

On a side note: Metallica comes to Cincy on May 1st (Derby Day), is anyone interested? I can still get tickets. I was planning on starting the evening at the Hofbrauhaus drinking liters and watching the derby b

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 4:58 AM

So much for SLU, now the Cards just need to take vengeance on the Dieners and hope one of the top five in the conference drop two

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 5:04 AM

I tell you who everyone needs to watch out for. Its North Carolina. Just a recap, they lost to Duke by two points. They lost to Wake Forest in triple over time. And lost to Kentucky because of Fitch's three pointer. Plus they have been playing some good ball and Rashad Mcants is on fire. I hate the tarheels but watch out for them to do some damage in the tourney.

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 5:53 AM

Adrian, UNC is coached by Roy Williams though and his teams always choke. You are on target about watching out for an ACC team in the tourney, but I would say watch out for Georgia Tech, they are regaining their form. The question of the week is how far will St.Joe's make it?

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:09 AM

that is a good question church. I think St. Joes will make it to the Second Round then their midget ass will get drummed.

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:13 AM

Roy Williams does choke but his ACC boys are playing pretty good right now so I am interested to see what they can do. Also, Ok. State has been impressing me so watch out for that tornado consuming state to go far

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:19 AM

St.Joe's will probably go Sweet 16 provided they are matched against the winner of a weak 8/9 game, the bracket will decide, but hell they could go down first round. Also, look for Gonzaga and Illinois to make runs.

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:26 AM

Gonzaga has also been looking very strong. I am not so sure about Illinois. Those candy asses couldn't hit water if they fell out of a f_cking boat. I deffinately think this year will be a suprise. I just hope Duke doesn't win the tournament. I really, really, really dislike those blue-devil batards.

Phil on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:29 AM

Jim Harrick Jr.'s final exam that he gave to basketball players at UGA:

As for Gonzaga, could that team be more of a stereotype? They got a bunch of white guys with sideburns, and big black dude with an afro playing center. Not to mention their best win was over Maryland, and they had to take Georgia and Mizzou into OT to pull out wins. Not to mention they haven't had to play a close game since Christmas, and that was a loss to Stanford...

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:32 AM

Adrian, I am a little suspect of Illinois myself, but with the ineptitude of the Big Ten you figure someone might underestimate them. There are some mid majors that could be trouble, but I really have not seen Utah State or Southern Illinois play. However, Florida State is mercurial and could cause some trouble. I don't think Duke will win it and may not even get a number one seed in light of their recent form. As of now, my final four is Stanford and three teams to be named later. Hell the Cards or Cats could make a run to the final 4 pendant upon the draw

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:33 AM

I thought that test was difficult. That should be the standard act test from now on.

Phil on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:37 AM

Florida St? They've won two away games all season! One vs Miami and the other vs Stetson. Unless they some how draw their own stadium in the tourney, I doubt you'll see much of a run from those guys.

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:40 AM

I might have been wrong on FSU, but you all have to give me Michigan State as a sleeper team. Izzo is a hell of a tourney coach and he got them to the regional final as a 10 seed last year. Also Texas and Providence. The funny thing is you know some of the UGA players missed questions on that test

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:47 AM

How in the hell could someone miss one of those questions? Florida State did beat Georgia Tech, Wake, and Unc. But they aslo got beat by Wake, UNC and they play G. Tech March 6 again. Florida State could make a run, but highly unlikely.

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:53 AM

ESPN's bracketology has the Cards playing Texas Tech and then being in the same bracket as St. Joe's, if that were the bracket the Cards would make at least the elite eight

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:54 AM

Are you sure St.Joes isn't in the Highschool bracket?

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:56 AM

They were in the 25th District, but they got knocked out by St.Francis who destroyed the St.Joe's offense. Unfortunatelt St. Francis got pounded 81-15 by Male last night, so St. Joe's had to settle for a birth in the NCAA tournament since they couldn't qualify for the GLVC tourney

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 6:59 AM

Hey Phil, we need to set up an actual forum. If the server was running php, I have a nice changeable open source php forum we could use, with content management and Administration. A fourm would be a little more organized than the current usage.

St Joes might be the real deal but I will say it again, the haven't played anybody to impress me. Wait a minute, they played Duquesne, they are the real deal...NOT!

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 7:28 AM

St.Joe's might win the tournament and make us all look like idiots, well would make us all look like Brock, but as of now, I agree with Adrian that until they play somebody they have no credit

Phil on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 7:43 AM

I could setup a forum pretty easily, but I think that's a bit overkill for what we are doing.

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 8:51 AM

Marc on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 9:20 AM

DVD commentary tracks usually go unlistened to. although to are interesting and some can actually be more fun than a movie itself.... I mean think of Mystery Science Theater. anyway, here's a list of commentary tracks that IGN believes contributors acted like asses when they were recorded. i found it amusing (family guy, drunken schwartzneggar, stupid models, affleck......while not being the bomb in Phantoms).

Jay on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:03 AM

We will never get cancer, then.

Phil on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:37 AM

My question is did Burket drink before his surgery? If not, I think we have definitive proof that beer = no cancer.

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:38 AM

BIG JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:10 AM

Mmmm...Did you have a question or something, Adrian. Or were you just proclaiming that "Jay is the Way."?

joe on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:18 AM

is it just me or does hoban quit talking once real sports are brought up like ncaa basketball?

on a side note "Jay is the way!" is still the screen saver on our computer...

And i do believe BU could give St. Joes a run for their money...we are a basketball powerhouse now since we recruited ascension center torey meagher...Longhorn Pride!!!

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:40 AM

Longhorn Pride indeed, if only they could bring out the B-Ball fury of Jeff Stahl. The weird thing about Saint Joe's is this: St. Joe's and Gonzaga are in similar situations where they play in weak conferences, but go into the tourney with good records. Gonzaga continually upgrades its schedule while St. Joe's remain the same. I think the Zags desrve a number 1 seed over St. Joe's for that sole reason and plus Turiaf is a badass.

Church on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:40 AM

By they way, I was at Bellarmine last night and for reasons unknown read the Concord which features an athlete profile of none other than Big Joe Burket.

Phil on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 12:02 PM

I've said it once, I'll say it again. St. Joe's beat Gonzaga. Not only that, but Gonzaga is #1 in the 12th best conference in America. Gonzaga has played 20 teams with an RPI of 100+ (3 teams 200+), where St. Joe's has played twelve (none above 200+).

Bigworm on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 12:17 PM

Doesn't matter, St. Joe's won't make it to the final four.

Brock on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 1:12 PM

The Worm has a point, St. Tattoo or Gonzaga won't make it past the Elite 8, and that's stretching it really far! Thus, I want to see teams like Utah State heave up half court shots against UConn or Stanford for miracle wins.

Jeff Stahl was the slowest man alive, second only to that 7'4" Kool who used to play center for GW. For some reason though, the slow guys confuse everyone and score a lot. Just like the shot heard 'round the world by Jay... who saw that coming? And who thought it would have lasted a lifetime? JAY IS THE WAY!

hoban on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 1:57 PM

Sorry Joe Iwas not at school today and dueto being a poor graduate student I do not have access to digital cable andhate running a 56 k modem out of my house...Anyway I have never said I don't like other sports...In fact I am a rabid UK fan, have been for years andwatch just about every game religiously...I also watch baseball and even watched my amazing (cough cough)Mets playandgets their asses handed to them yesterday inspring training on ESPN...Just because I watch Hockey and Soccer more does not mean I don't have any opinions....NCAA basketball...Adrian if UNC is good we will see on Saturday when they play Duke...Personally I think both Uof L and UK will be out before the final 8 in the tournament due to lack of quality depth from both schools

kellie on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 3:58 PM

did you watch the uofk game and uofl yesterday? both won, not much of a uofl fan, but watch it anyway. sorry for the random comments, but i only watch a little basketball and am not much into other sports. =(

adrian on Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 5:54 PM

I am telling you now, Duke is going to get beat by the Tar Heels at Cameron. Duke was lucky the first time.

joe on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 9:52 AM

ACC is overrated

Jay on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 11:57 AM

Today starts my spring break. I plan on getting f'ed up a high percentage of the time. Like tonight. I want to get stonehenged tonight, boi!

Joanna on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 12:39 PM

Boi????? Is this supposed to mean something?

Bigworm on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 2:45 PM

Work has sucked this week and I will drink any one under the table. Yes, this includes you Big Jay. Anyone gonna drink whiskey with me tonight?

mowgli on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 3:04 PM

I start my spring break this week too, I don't know about whiskey, but I'm up for some boozin'...

kellie on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 4:43 PM

damn, mine doesn't start until the fifteenth. u guys up for a road trip to warm climates this summer? want to get outta KY for a bit. =) martha stewart is getting sentenced. stupid bitch, haha

Phil on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 7:20 PM

Kellie, if I'm not mistaken most of the US is a warm climate in the summer.

Jay on Friday, March 05, 2004 at 7:24 PM

Joanna, I was just saying. Wes...Okay you probably can drink me under the table, but I'll give it the good 'ol college try. Kellie, I've got to work this summer.

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:58 AM

Since this is off topic, and I didn't want to screw up the good thing going in "Herpie-squirting girls" (mmmmmm... herpies...)

Oh... yeah... we had some new international visitors to the website:

Columbia: Church! We don't need the feds crackin' down on your deals man!

Turkey: There isn't anything that says "Reasons to hate the Kurds" on here is there?

Malta: A mediterranean paradise, where any Carthaginian would love to get a tan!

Lithuania: Thanks for inspiring that whole "fall of the Soviet Union" thing!

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:59 AM

You're a strange strange man Brock

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