Herpie Squirting Girls

No matter how crazy the night may have seemed, Mindy saying she wanted to drive Jay's car over the girls heads and then squirt herpies down their neck, although those girl probably already had herpies so it wouldn't do anything is of course comedy gold. And who would have thought that Wes after 3/4 of a fifth of whiskey would be the voice of reason for a group of angry drunks?

 I wish I could buy stock in Mindy having a headache tomorrow. 

Posted by Phil on March 6th, around midnight | 54 comments

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Phil on Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 9:54 AM

Wes, I think you left your phone here.

Bigworm on Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 10:12 AM

All I have to say is "Nova's back baby!"

What is Wes talking about you might ask?

The other half of the "whiskey drinking fools (or dumbasses which ever you prefer) finally decided to step back up to the plate (Yes we all know Burket is the other fool). I'm talking about drinking whiskey the way it was meant to be drank, straight from the bottle. Burket would have been proud. Believe me people it did not stop there, only God himself knows what else I had drank during the course of the night. I know I can say that I had an awesome time last night, thanks fellas.

Phil, when and for what reason did I become the voice of reason and which girl was Mindy talking about? Not only did I leave my phone there, my car is still in the parking lot.

I think the highlight of my night was learning that the dorks who tried to step up to Bill last week got kicked out of Wicks and we were allowed to stay because we are regulars. I saw our waiter there from last week (which is usua

Bigworm on Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 10:15 AM

Okay I am a dumbass. The last part of my post says I was just kicking it with the waiter and bouncer for a bit who are pretty cool guys for the record, and that i also want to buy stock in Mindy having a headache.

Marc on Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 11:03 AM

Herpies squirting girls?! I'm gonna need more details. gimme the comedy gold of the night while someone still remembers.

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I'm just trying to post some gibberish text to see if it cuts stuff off. It should allow for about 4000bytes.

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Phil on Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 11:56 AM

Woohoo, that was harder than anticipated. That's about three pages of text double spaced, so don't go bonkers typing up essays about shit nobody wants to read.

kellie on Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 12:41 PM

what happened at wicks?

Jay on Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 8:03 PM

Kellie and Marc- Maybe if you come out, you can learn about the craziness.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 8:52 PM

marc you're a bitch ass pussy. Get your head out of your goddamn ass, grow some balls, and come out. Leave the crazy ass psycho bitch at home. LOL.

kellie on Sunday, March 07, 2004 at 8:20 AM

i got stuck at going bowling and logans with a couple of my friends last night and their little kids they had with them. would have rather been out with you all. i get too nervous to call one of you all though to see if i can meet up with you or just show up at burketts. but anything interesting happen last night? i want to go out with you all next weekend, no more kids. they're evil. lol...

Church on Sunday, March 07, 2004 at 10:45 AM

I don't know if you all heard they opened a BW3s on Bardstown right next to Cahoots. Makes for some interesting culture clashes, but I went into Bws last night and was intent upon hating it for opening so close to my beloved Cahoots, but it is frickin awesome and might even subvert Cahoots as my destination on the road, especially since some jackass broke the foos table at Cahoots.

kellie on Sunday, March 07, 2004 at 7:25 PM

what's the plan for this coming weekend? no more kids! make them go away... was surrounded by them yesterday and today. ugh. i need a drink.

kellie on Sunday, March 07, 2004 at 7:31 PM

chris, i thought is was crazy psycho bitch, not crazy ass. lol =)

adrian on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 5:25 AM

Well, I was wrong with the North Carolina and Duke game. Also, every team who makes it to the tourney can kiss my ass except Kentucky.

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 7:38 AM

Adrian did I hear right that you have ordered a St. Joe's t-shirt and joined their booster club

kellie on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 7:48 AM

i agree with adrian on the last comment. =)

adrian on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 7:57 AM

St. Joes will win the first game, then get their asses kicked the second game of the tourney. All though I wouldn't be suprised that if St. Joes will be the first number one seed ever to go out in the first round.

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 8:08 AM

I agree with Adrian and would love to see St.Joe's go down to a number 16, the issue is whether they will be a number one seed. Do you think they'll still get #1 if they get bounced in their tourney?

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:13 AM

Yes! St. Tattoo will get a 1 seed despite a tourny loss, just like Stanford will even if they lose.. again. Those two teams were locked about 2 weeks ago. Its up to UK to decide if they want the other spot, but they have to beat Miss St.
What the hell is up with C-USA? How does this tiebreaker work? I want to know why UC gets the shaft and Memphis gets a 2 seed. Didn't they just beat them??

Damn Santa Clara for blowing that opportunity to put Zaga in its place!

adrian on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:13 AM

I don't think St. Joes will have a problem with Bellarmine or St. X so yes they should win their tourney!

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:18 AM

Three things
1. Brock no clude about the tiebreak, but I pulled for UC against Memphis Saturday, at least they got a bye in the tourney
2. Also for Brock, you suck. How can you not give credit to Gonzaga
3. Finally, for Adrian, St.Joe's has a difficult tournament, they play Spalding first round, then the winner of Bellarmine and Sullivan, and if they make it that far, they either play, Southern Baptist Seminary, Ascension, St. Matthews Elementary or the 3rd/4th grade team from St. Agnes

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:23 AM

Church... how could you forget the dark horse in that league? The KY School for the Blind!

If Jameer Nelson can't juke a blind kid in a wheel chair, he must be the player of the year. In their last matchup, I swore I saw Delonte West talkin' shit to the blind kid with a hump on his back... "You GOT NO GAME, Quasi!"

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:25 AM

I also believe the Biology Department for Bellarmine is fielding a team in the A-10 this year

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:48 AM

If Natty Sci were to join a conference, who should it be? I think our run of Notre Dame-like independence is hurting our chances when it comes to tourney time.

Horizon League: I wouldn't mind decking someone from Butler

Patriot League: Screw Army-Navy, I want you Colgate!

Southland: Since so many of us are Dixie, it might work, but we'd have to be South-southeat Natty Sci State

Sun Belt: I said Dixie, not hillbilly!

Ohio Valley: I like the proposition, but we'd always lose to the Governors... its freakin' Austin PEEEEEE!!

But we all know what conference we really belong:
IVY LEAGUE BABY!
I can just see Burket clothes-lining a back door cut against Princeton, or Adrian punking out the 5'1 guy from Brown when he swats his shit, or Jay talking Physics on the post with the center from Cornell, or Hoban bricking a layup on a game-winning fast break against Yale (b/c he was bought I tell you!), or Wes Homerin' it up down the court against Harvard (b/c who the hell cares, its Harvard!), and finally Phil running mad down the court to tackle that sonofabitch from Penn who just hacked him on his last layup.

or... I could get back to work...

or.. we could just start a new conference... that should spawn some ideas!

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:49 AM

The final four bracket for the all gimp league, what's your pick
St. Joes |
|-----
Bellarmine| |
|------
IUS | |
|----|
Brock |
I say Brock over St.Joe's in a squeaker

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:50 AM

Stupid computer, damn brackets didn't show. Here is th enon bracketed version for the Gimp League
Game 1 St.Joe's v Bellarmine
Game 2 Brock v IUS
Final Winner Game 1 v Winner Game 2

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:51 AM

Damn... that was good Church, those damn brackets just didn't line up. I don't know man, IUS has a pretty tough team, so I pick Bellarmine over IUS because I fuckin' hate stinky Indiana!!

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:52 AM

So your picking IUS over youself

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:53 AM

If Natty Sci were to join a conference, how about the A-10, you all could wipe the floor with St.Bonaventure

adrian on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:56 AM

Its all about Duquienes Church.

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:57 AM

Don't forget UMASS

adrian on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 9:59 AM

I am picking either Texas or Ok State to win it all. I know Texas played like shit the other day but I think they are getting their jitter bugs out of them. Also Ok State looks un stoppable.

Church on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 10:00 AM

If Okafor is healthy UCONN will probaby win it, but if not who knows. I am going to wait for the brackets, though I will be interested to see how Stanford reacts to the next game after their loss Saturday

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 10:00 AM

I'm kinda scared of Temple... I think John Chaney is about ready to come to a game with a gun and just level the place, so as long as we never have to play Temple, I'm cool with it.

Side note: St. Louis and Charlotte are joining the A-10, so you know we'd be in a fight every time we met those dirty-ass 49ers!

Marc on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 11:39 AM

i suggest a posting place for just sport related stuff, and one for just politics related stuff. because that way people can see if others contributed to a topic that they care about or not. if someone doesn't care for politics then they would not have to sift through posts to see if there is anything interesting to them that would not be politically-related...and likewise.........quit making me read about damn' sports.

kellie on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 11:48 AM

i agree with that. i like basketball, but other than that blah, blah blah on sports.

Bigworm on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 12:28 PM

According to ESPN's Bracketology, the SEC has 8 teams in it. Also Texas Tech and the Cards might be a good game.

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 12:41 PM

Marc! Stop whining whore! Besides, I am trying to throw in some comedy to my sports-related posts just to keep you entertained you fat fuck! Is it the responsibility of everyone to appease you, tubby bitch!

For the record, Marc loves the cock.

You love it, Lunchbox!

Brock on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 12:47 PM

Damn it Wes! I was all excited that the new bracketology had come out, but you were looking at last week's predictions. I am not sure when he updates it, but its usually around 4-5PM on Mondays... you'd think he'd be a little faster about it this time of year. He should have about three updates this week, just b/c the whole section becomes obsolete in a week.

I think Joe Lunardi is an ass-clown, but he does give C-USA a little respect, but he enjoys the nutsack juice of the SEC too much... 8 teams! Come on...
But he's an ass-clown anyway!

Nutsack juice...............

adrian on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 1:16 PM

The Sec will send four teams at the most in my opinion. Now the Acc, they have the best shot of sending 8 teams, but they will probalby be limited to only 6 teams to the big dance.

Hey Marc, that Arby's bitch is Crazy!

Jay on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 1:34 PM

Why are you guys setting your sights so low for Natty Sci basketball? Can anyone say NBA Franchise?

adrian on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 1:47 PM

I forgot Jay. Kevin Garnett is no match for the Crazed Buffalo.

Phil on Monday, March 08, 2004 at 2:37 PM

Bracketology has been updated BTW: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/bracketology

Church on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 5:02 AM

Yeah screw the bracketology writers since they seems fit to throw every C-USA team at a 6 seed, according to this week's brackets, there will be a Duke-UK regional final, Murray will make the Sweet 16, and Mighigan State will have the honor of beating St.Joe's

adrian on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 5:09 AM

Church, your trivia team is not match for ours. By the way, how did you like the team name?

Church on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 5:12 AM

Yeah my team sucked last night. Team name didn't bother me too much since that is a question I get asked by everybody. Besides compared to some of the names I was referred to by my students, Geek, Dweeb, or Spas wasn't too bad. Next wekk, our team name is going to be Adrian Goodloe is all about San Francisco Marriage Laws

adrian on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 5:36 AM

Oh, looks like LSU tigers landed the top two rated wide receivers.

And for the record Church, I didn't come up with that name. You can give all the credit to Mr. Phil Scott for that great name. What place did you finish anyways?

Church on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 5:40 AM

Damned if I know, evidently I don't know golfers because I don't play. Unfortunately I knew the Pet Shop Boys, but was damned pissed about the first bonus.

adrian on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 5:57 AM

Well, Mr. Phil "Eight Beers into the Night" Scott can through with the final Golf question. IT was pretty funny when that guy from the table between our teams asked "Who is Matt CHurch?" And you were like...Thats me. People had to be there to know what i am talking about.

And for everyone our team name was...

"Matt Church...Geek, Dweeb or Spaz?"

Church on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 5:59 AM

Turns out I went to High school with those guys too. Oh well, I romped at foosball last night.

Church on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 6:50 AM

Oh to be in Daytona.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../odd_topless_dc

Church on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 6:57 AM

If you go off the Bracketology website and presuppose Okafor plays, the final four actually looks to be Georgia Tech, UCONN, Duke, and Gonzaga, with decent runs by Missouri, Michigan State, and Murray State. I am never going against Izzo again after last year

adrian on Tuesday, March 09, 2004 at 12:35 PM

Okafor is the man, but he needs to stay healthy. If he is healthy, UCONN will cruise through the brackets

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