I Don't Know About Ralph Maccio...

But I just saw High Voltage starring Billy Zabka (you know, the bad ass kid of Cobra Kai?).  Sweep the Legs!  It also had Amy Smart, Lochlyn Munroe, and Antonio Sabato Jr.  They were trying to make a really cool, sleek, awsome action movie, and failed miserably.  There were way too many impossible slow motion stunts, and I'm pretty sure I could have done better foley using just my body.  However, it was one of those cheesy action movies that I would reccomend if there is nothing else on.

Posted by Jay on March 15th, in the middle of the night | 152 comments

Comments

Jay on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 3:26 AM

I also just realized that it stars Bruce Lee's daughter Shannon. I am so stupid.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0005135/

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 4:31 AM

Check out the IMDB.com message board for Zabka. http://imdb.com/name/nm0951420/boar.../thread/6779430
This post is pretty damn funny: I think when the guy who won for Best Live Action Short got up to accept his Oscar, Zabka should have gotten up and sweeped him and taken the award and ran, screaming as he left the theater......"Mercy is for the weak!"

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 4:42 AM

Oh, some city tried to ban dihydrogen monoxide.

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/merc...ews/8185305.htm

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 8:42 AM

I think I just sent a nasty enough letter to my boss that I might actually get myself fired. Giddy up.

Brock on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 9:08 AM

Did you have a reason to send a curt letter? Or did you just have a "case of the Mondays"?

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 9:15 AM

I'm scheduled to teach a class in Dayton in a couple weeks that I have never even seen. I thought I'd get next week to prepare, but instead I'm teaching a 2 person class.

So I simply asked "who's going to tell dayton that I'll be teaching their class without ever seeing the course?" I'm expecting an e-mail along the lines of everybody needing to take one for the team and work extra hard (i.e. prepare at night after work for the next couple of weeks). To which I'll say that by being sent out of town against my will with little to no thanks (and definitely zero financial thanks) has not exactly left me in the being loyal to the company frame of mind. Either give me more money, or I walk.

At which point they'll tell me to walk. And then I'll have to fall back to my training as a quarterback and hope I'll get picked up by the Louisville Fire.

Marc on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 9:28 AM

don't worry phil, there's always xbox and playstation for you to live out your football dreams. just likes there's always boy meets world and pornography to live out mine. NOTE: those are not to be used at the same time..........or are they? ok, i just creeped myself out.

Jay on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 9:42 AM

Hey, Phil, If Redman can get in the NFL, then you have a pretty decent shot.

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 9:47 AM

Speaking of creeping people out, someone posted on Fark the other day a link to the bio for the bass player from School of Rock that said "Anyone else disgusted at themselves for thinking the 13 year old bass player is hot?" To which someone said "dude, she was like 10 in that movie." Good times.

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 10:18 AM

Ha, my boss told me that because I'm a professional I'll find the time to learn it. Sigh.

Jay on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 10:24 AM

What kind of sick bastard would think Rebecca is hot? She will be...Someday.

Jay on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 10:44 AM

I just noticed Antonio Sabato Jr. has a credit for General Hospital in the year 1963, nine years before he was born. Is that some kind of space-time paradox, whereby the universe could cease to exist? Or is it merely a misprint? The world may never know.

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 11:13 AM

General Hospital started airing in 1963, so that's the date listed for the show. What year he appeared in, who knows.

Mindy's buddy Mr. Oates' brother actually appeared in a couple movies after his death, but that was only because of late release dates.

Brock on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 11:18 AM

There are all kinds of instances of people appearing in movies after death, but I'll leave it to Marc to list them all: 2-Pac

Phil... come on man, don't let them own you, you can just start up a competitor computer training company and drive them out of business.

Marc on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 11:47 AM

2pac had at least two albums and two movies come out after is death. the movies were Gridlock'd and Bullit i believe. however i think is misspeaking to say they starred in movie after they died, beacuse they were alive durin the filming. like John Ritter in bad santa, dies before it came out. but things like the hoover commercial with Gene Kelly, the budweiser commercial with John Wayne and even The Crow with Brandon Lee (because he died during filming and used some other footage and manipulation of the same shots to complete the films. I don't not think they did that with Alliyah in Queen of the Damned, to my knowledge anyway. i think the filming was complete before her death, before she was due to star in the Matrix sequels.

p.s. Jay has a crush on te bassist in school of rock too. To back him up. She WILL BE hot SOMEDAY. But too soon to declare it today. you sick bastard. j/k i'd do her.............SOMEDAY.

Marc on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 11:50 AM

wow, that was horribly structured....at no time did i even come close to a point. I am now dumber having read my own submitted post. Oh well at least, i'm not jay.....you sick bastard.

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 12:01 PM

As for the jobby job situation, I think I'm going to apply to be lantech.com's webdeveloper. Right now I'm going to wager they don't have one based on the current look. Should be interesting assuming they pay ok.

Jay on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 12:12 PM

Marc, you sick f***. What about Chris Farley in Almost Heroes and Dirty Work, and I think like 500 other movies that were released post mortem. Phil, you could always pimp yourself out to the ladies. I'm sure you could make about $10 a pop, maybe even $11.50. You never know until you try.

Brock on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 12:28 PM

Where did you come up with Lantech? Did you just randomly search the internet for a crappy website? How much do web designers really make? It can't be that demanding of a job. How about starting a web design firm? You should set your sights high. I'm sure you know some guys that are web design gurus. You could then contract out to many businesses and spread the work over a couple of people. I'm sure 3-4 people could churn out decent websites at a nice pace, at least enough to make it profitable.

Hell... there are only two design firms in the state of KY
http://www.topdesignfirms.com/web-design-firms.php

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 12:50 PM

I found lantech on Monster.com

I could whore myself out for $100 bucks to fat chicks. What!? Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay.

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 12:55 PM

I think the ideal job for me would be telling people how stupid they are and how to fix it. That's basically what I've been doing for the past 3 years, but in a more controlled enviornment.

You'd be amazed at the destruction to databases that I could cause if I was dumb enough to release a virus. A simple combination of dumb software people with even dumber database people = a world of pain.

Phil on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 3:59 PM

Patrick Swayze just lost to Randy Johnson for all-time mullet championship as judged by Barry Melrose on SportsCenter. Swayze made it into the finals by his performance in Road House.

Barry called it the "warriors haircut." He makes an excellent point that anybody that cuts the mullet loses their power (i.e. Jamir Jagr cut it and his career went in the shitty, but Randy Johnson has stayed true to the Mullet).

Marc, any chance you can get the Mulletology from tonights 6pm SportsCenter at work?

kellie on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 7:02 PM

you all hear about brittany spears perfume coming out? yikes! =(

*Rachel* on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 7:18 PM

Dude, I don't care what anyone says Britney Spears is hott...Babmbi help me out here...

kellie on Monday, March 15, 2004 at 8:17 PM

who is babmbi? lol

Marc on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 12:47 AM

i'll help you out sister rachel. she is hot. Can i get a hell yeah? i don't need one, because she is hot. on the other hand, i'd do her. and more to the point, two times. actually more than that. she's in my top five currently. when her new special comes out on Sunday March 28th at 9pm on Showtime (shameless plug) I will need a little alone time if you know what I mean, and if you don't, I mean spanking it. Lovely image, huh? Now try to go about your ususal work day, bastards.

Jay on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 4:38 AM

Hell Yeah! So Samson didn't lose his power simply because it was cut. It was because it was a mullet... Maybe I should cut my hair into a mullet. It's f'ing genius.

adrian on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 4:58 AM

I also agree with Rachel. Marc, your so crazy

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 4:58 AM

Hey Marc, not sure if you saw the Mulletology request up there and if it can be done. Something else that would be cool is if you could run down a special that was done on Fransisco Garcia on the sunday night (11pm I believe) SportsCenter. I'd appreciate that greatly.

Brock on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 5:23 AM

Jay, haven't we been trying to cut your hair into a mullet for years?
Its time for you to step up and get the chop.

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 5:29 AM

Hey Brock, Ohio is pretty ass backwards when it comes to snow. We've got about 5 or 6 inches of snow and I've yet to see a snow plow. The Air Force base and all the schools are closed too for this.

Brock on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 5:51 AM

We've got about 2 inches, and they didn't plow here either. Ohio doesn't have UPS threatening to pull out if they don't plow to motivate them. Yet, I had to shovel myself out of my apartment, way to be on the ball property manager!

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 6:04 AM

Not only UPS, but I think Ford was giving them grief too because Ford had to shut down plants that didn't even have bad weather because of the Kentucky plant being shut down along with the expressway.

I know UPS lost something like $100 million in 1993, but I bet Ford got hosed pretty bad too.

Brock on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 6:34 AM

To prove that NattySci.com is a better source of information than any news station, NPR just announce the story about Dihydrogen monoxide, a day AFTER Phil.

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 6:36 AM

NattySci.com: Your exclusive first source for chemistry jokes in the news

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 7:06 AM

Oh, and ladies (this includes Adrian and Marc btw) make sure you get your brackets in. May I recommend taking the winner of the Lehigh / FAMU game. Lehigh used to be the engineers, and FAMU are the rattlers. Pretty good team names there.

Other good teams to take based on mascots would be the Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin' Cajuns, the Vermont Catamounts, the Texas-San Antonio Roadrunners and the Richmond Spiders. My personal favorite would be the East Tennessee State Buccaneers. I just like the thought of redneck pirates in Tennessee.

kellie on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 7:17 AM

i didn't say she wasn't hot, i was just asking a question. =) phil, enter our brackets on here or somehere else? i know no one is a KY fan but they are still kicking ass right now. so wtf happened to uofl all the sudden?

adrian on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 7:36 AM

Hey Phil, go fist yourself. Thats all I have to say

Jay on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 8:10 AM

Hey, Adrian, I sense a lot of anger. It's all good buddy. And if I may say, (Ladies, earmuffs) I think we need a guys night out this weekend. (Actually, I think we need a guys night out every weekend, but I doubt that would happen) So, let me know what you think. I would be happy to drive so this could be accomplished.

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 8:22 AM

Kellie, see that big ass blob on the main page talking about entering your bracket? Yeah...

Mindy on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 9:09 AM

I for one like the idea of guys' night, because it means that night is also girls' night. Yay!

Jay on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 9:18 AM

Thanks for your support, Mindy. Now if you can just convince Bambi, Joanna, Kellie, and Rachel, (and I can convince Phil, Lynnie, Chris, Marc, Marc, and mostly Marc to let go of the women) Then we have a plan.

Mindy on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 9:34 AM

I'm on it!

Jay on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 10:02 AM

Nice!

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 10:04 AM

Mindy, you mean you don't miss me so much you want to spend every second of the weekend with me? Shocking.

<earmuffs>BOYS NIGHT OUT!</earmuffs>

Jay on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 10:49 AM

It's nice to see that people are listening to me, for a change.

Jay on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 11:07 AM

It's all about panda porn.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/scienc...s.ap/index.html

kellie on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 11:47 AM

i actually think it's a good idea. it'd be fun and i wouldn't have to be with my friends that have little brats running around every second. =) yes phil, i see the big ass blob on the page. lol what does it mean when your car makes a noise when you step on the break? it's not bad noise too much, just like a rumbling of your tummy when you feel like you're a little sick. should i get it checked out? it's three years old, so it shouldn't be anything major. i haven't flipped it over like my sister, but let me know something the people that know cars in here. PlEASE!!

*Rachel* on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 11:50 AM

uhhh you need to go get your brakes checked now...your rotors are probably bad...

*Rachel* on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 11:51 AM

Jay I also support your idea...me and Mindy will work on that one...hmmmm....

Brock on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 11:55 AM

I'm expecting a lot of car-bombs this weekend in honor of the little green people.

kellie on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 11:56 AM

how much are rotors if you have to replace them and what not? thanks for letting me know. =) what would you all want to do on girls night? rachel, can you get some more of that parrot stuff this weekend? i won't be out till' later on friday because i promised one of my other friends i'd try to see if we could get into that gay easter pageant at southeast. but if we can't get in there i'm just going to grab something to eat somewhere and come on over to where you all are at. =) you remember throwing the bottle at marcs head? classic! lol

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 11:59 AM

marc, didn't you kill your last girlfriend with the "bad brakes" trick?

opps i think i've said too much already

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 12:02 PM

could kellie's problem be the ABS system acting up? i actually have no idea but I had to answer to represent the dudes when it comes to car questions.

kellie on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 12:09 PM

if i don't have a chance to get it checked out before the weekend since i work all week, more than three hours, i'll let you guys check it out and see what you think. i'm more of a camera person, not a car person. would appreciate your all's help.

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 12:11 PM

warped rotors or a bad ABS system are something you should get checked by a professional.

Brock on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 12:15 PM

New brake pads are like $100, but if you have to get new rotors and calipers, you are looking at $500. Don't let them tell you that you need your bearing re-packed unless your tires are really worn out on the inside or outside.

kellie on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 12:34 PM

k, thanks guys. i'll take it to car place after i get off the first shift the i work tomorrow. have to go back in a half hour today so i don't have time. appreciate the info

Marc on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 12:34 PM

to address everything since my last post. kellie have your dad have someone look at the car, unless it's the "rotator splint"(Road Trip). phil love the use of the "earmuffs" web tag and way to represent the fellas. I'll try to hook you up with the ESPN stuff when i get time. rachel i'm glad i didn't get that bottle in the head, although it was damn close. jay, sorry i've bailed a couple weekend days but had reasons to do so sometimes, other times i was a lazy ass, you of all people know what i mean. but regardless, wicked burn on me. <earmuffs> guys night out would mean that we wouldn't have to put up with stupid women things like: clothes, feelings, or movies that make you cry...like ConAir. it'd also be easier to pick up chicks :-) </earmuffs> ha ha girls can't read between the code. Muhahahaha!

Jay on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 1:03 PM

Wow. I should have spoken up about a guys night out a long time ago. Marc, genius use of a Road Trip line. I just found out that not only is Hoban's younger brother in my physics class, so is Pam Daep's younger brother. It's like all the younger siblings of Biology Majors that I graduated with are coming back to get me. What's next, Ty, Bryce, Bunger's Brother (forgot his name), umm... some other people, maybe...I don't know, I'm confused.

Brock on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 1:27 PM

Its a possibility that you get those siblings if:

Ty - if he decides to give up his degree in Drinking at UK and learns how to read
Bryce - if he gets a labotomy and drops out of med school, which I'm sure he's done with by now.
Nathan Bunger - your most likely chance for getting, since southern KY colleges blow

Other younger siblings? Katie has a younger brother, hell... I've got two younger brothers besides Tico. Chip has already decided to play football for Nebraska and Payton is planning to be a roadie for 50 Cent or some other crap-ass rapper. Remind me to punch him again when I come back to Louisville.

That discussion went on a nice little rant, but you could teach Chip if you give a Harrick-style exam in basket-weaving.

Joanna on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 1:35 PM

kellie- the easter pageant was actually pretty cool

Joanna on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 1:42 PM

I have no problem with a girls night out, but it sounds like Jay doesn't like us. Jay... do you not like us anymore? I'm sad!

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 4:13 PM

Thanks a lot Jay for including me into GUYS NIGHT OUT!!!! Hang on, perhaps I wasn't included because it's always guys night out for me. I am in for a night out, though I can't friday because I am getting my dog that Abby and I adopted.

here is her pic:
http://www.shamrockpets.com/spc/con...asp?fldAuto=702

I have a feeling that lots of jager bombs and lots of whiskey from the bottle will be comsumed that day!

of course we might have to try out my jager machine sometime too.

Church on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 4:30 PM

Where are you all headed for St.Patty's Day

kellie on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 4:42 PM

the easter pageant is good, but i've seen it so many times already. i would like to actually take part in it even if it was a part where i didn't say anything. used to act in highschool and that was fun. so is friday or saturday girl/guys night out? let me know. earmuffs can go to hell! =) road trip is an awesome movie even though i can't stand tom green most of the time. he's barely in it though except for the beginning and the end for those who haven't seen it. joanna, you know where i can get some decent priced work shoes? the soles are coming off of mine and i need some new tenneshoes too. did i spell that right? anyway, see you all later that are going to be up at o'charleys. what about ginnies diner on st. patties?

*Rachel* on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 7:24 PM

I think Joanna has a point...Jay you just don't care about us anymore...my heart is breaking...WHERE IS THE LOVE?!?!?!

Bambi on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 7:26 PM

Oh Wes, she looks just like Jack kinda!!! When she gets settled in let us know and Lynnie and I can bringJack over so they can meet and be buddies. Jack loves to play ans is very sweet, so they should get along very well. Are you guys gonna rename her?

I'm so excited for you all, you all will have so much fun together!!!!

*Rachel* on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 7:53 PM

Wes, that dog is adorable!!! I'm so happy for you...life is so much better with a dog they make you feel good..my doggy makes me laugh all the time becuase he's psycho but I love him to pieces and wouldn't trade him for anything!!! CONGRATS!!

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 9:25 PM

kellie:
1) You killed rachel's rum last time. Proper drinking etiquette dictates you buy rum this time, not ask rachel to bring more.
2) It's called a paragraph. First you form a complete, coherant thought. Then you make sentences. The sentences all go together to form a paragraph.
3) Everyone has seen road trip.
4) It's called a tennis shoe. Like the game. Of tennis.

kellie on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 9:28 PM

it was just that one glass and even mindy and linny who made it confirmed it was bad. the two i had before that i made myself were good. i was planning on bringing some drinks this weekend anyway, but i don't know what to bring.

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 9:33 PM

it sounds like you are bringing parrot bay rum. you can get it at the liquor store. perhaps you could also grab some drink mixes while you are there. i bet mindy or someone would help you go in on a couple, or work something out.

Phil on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 9:34 PM

while i've got a stick up my butt about spelling:
linny -> lynnie
ginnies -> genny's diner

kellie on Tuesday, March 16, 2004 at 9:46 PM

let me know what drink mixes and i'll get a few. i get paid friday, so it'll work out either way. going to bed, nyquil is finally kicking in. thank god, maybe i'll be able to get a decent night sleep unlike the past two nights! =) i knew how to spell those, i think marc's typos are rubbing off on me. s/o also told me that the problem with my car could be my wheels and something rubbing up against it making that noise. i forget what he called it. it was doug who told me. i'm getting it checked out tomorrow still though. sure it's nothing major, but i don't want to wait to find out to make it worse.

Jay on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 3:32 AM

For guys night out-
Wes- I didn't include you because every night is guys night out
Everyone- I think the guys should meet at Philco's and the ladies should meet at Mindy's. You know, for a true separate experience
Ladies- I still love you, but damn, I need some space!

Jay on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 3:35 AM

Phil, if you're such a stickler for spelling, it's coherent. Jackass.

adrian on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 5:11 AM

It is 8:10 am on St. Patty's day and a Guinness sounds really good right now!

Joanna on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 5:23 AM

work shoes? I wear heels every day to work!

Brock on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 5:33 AM

Jay - fine! I see how it is!

Adrian is reading my mind right now... who wants to clone when you have a frothy Guinness on your mind.

Phil - relax dude, but you are speaking for a lot of people

Maybe I shouldn't be drinking before 9 AM.

adrian on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 6:26 AM

Whats this maybe shit Brock? Maybe you should stick to smirnoff ice.

Church on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 7:19 AM

Guiness does sound good, looks like its time to start drinking. If you all do go out, Velocity has hired out the trollies and is having them run circuits covering Mollie's/O'Shea's/Flannagans, @mosphere, Michael Murphy's, and Shennanigans. Happy St. Patty's Day and Brock drinks smirnoff

Church on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 7:30 AM

Rumsfeld meets Enter the Dragon, check out this onion link
http://www.theonion.com/news/

Brock on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 8:43 AM

Ok, I bonged a Smirnoff once, but I never got toasted off of one.... uh-hem.

Adrian, are those balls in your mouth?

Joanna on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 9:39 AM

Thought to ponder...Guiness bubbles really do sink instead of rising to the top. See the link...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4541606/

kellie on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 10:18 AM

when is guys/girls night out?

Jay on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 10:28 AM

Wow, Rummy has lost his mind. Did his men kill the dark stranger's sister? Brock, why did you tell me "Fine, I see how it is!" What the hell is that all about?

Jay on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:17 AM

God has finally decided to get Biblical on Australia. I'm waiting for it to rain frogs on France. Wow, I just made a double entendre without intending to. Sweet.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/scienc...t.ap/index.html

Phil on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:23 AM

in may the sicadas are coming back. i hate those little bastards.

Phil on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:28 AM

i mean "cicadas." i'm retarded. those things are crazy. wildlife experts are saying to not even worry about your plants or anything because they crawl out of the ground, find a mate and then die.

crazy bastards.

Jay on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:33 AM

I remember the first time I saw cicadas all over the place. It was creepy. And what was even more creepy was that I was like 6 or 7, and my Grandmother explained to me that these two sitting on top of each other were having sex. Blkasdfj...I think I just vomited in the back of my mouth.

Phil on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:38 AM

The grandma thing reminded me about something I read on the onion today: A grandmother jacking off her pet parakeet.
http://www.theonionavclub.com/savagelove/

Bambi on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:39 AM

Where did you get cicadas from? That was random!! However, when you run them over with your car they make nice crunchy sounds!!

Krazybitch on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:40 AM

..

Phil on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:43 AM

jay's locust article reminded me of them.

marc, have you seen lucas? someone told me it was some crazy ass movie about locusts that EVERYONE had seen in the 80s. WTF?

Krazybitch on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:47 AM

Kellie! Patience! Information on the guys night out will be given out in good time. Are you worried no one will tell you? Ha, fat chance with this crew of anything being kept a secret. And you're bringing the Parrot Bay this weekend.

hoban on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:49 AM

Just to show my biologist background...cicadas are not locusts and not even in the same family as locusts which are in the family with crickets and other similar insects...locusts are related to aphids, the little green bugs that live all over rose bushes and things...Also you are right phil because cicadas eat for 17 years on the roots of plants and do come up only to mate and die...also for some reason in the south our cicadas come up every 13 years instead of 17...this topic is funny because I was reading an article for an evolution class on cicadas like two hours ago...Cicadas are one of the reasons that scientists give to disprove creationism because why would a god create such a silly animal...ok enough stupid random cicada info...

Bambi on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:54 AM

Wait wait wait, hold on here for a minute!!! I missed the Britney Spears comment!! She's got a bangin' body, although her face ehhh, always changes, depends if she's wearing make up or not. And I can tell you right now, I know what her perfume is gonna be like: a little sweet, with floral notes, a drop or two of some musk and a whole bunch of tacky!!!! But hey, it'll sell cause it's Britney Spears!!

Phil on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 11:58 AM

hey pat, i read that the cicadas that come up every 13 years overlap sometimes with the 17 year ones. so they get a double dosage every so often. take that suckers!

hoban on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 12:00 PM

That might happen, and not only that but there are actually 3 species found in kentucky and you may be right that we may get some of both with the weather changes recently allowing some species to come farther north

Bambi on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 12:03 PM

and you can find their shells or "skin" stuck on trees!! They're always fun to play with........ okay, gonna go get a hobby!!!!

hoban on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 12:05 PM

I think nattysci.com is a hobby unfortunatly...you know what is scary I teach a science class called natural science but our lab books say nat sci on the front...well mabye it is not funny but it was to me
ok school wrok now promise

Marc on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 12:07 PM

Lucas, starring the lovely and talented Corey Haim (without Corey Feldman this time) along with Kerrie Green and Charlie Sheen (pre- Three for the Road with Alan Ruck Sheen's Spin City co-star) Wynona Ryder was able to steal a role too. There are locusts in the movie. i think they dirty up the windshield in a scene that makes them stop along side the road. and Lucas talks about them a little bit, and may even make similarities to them and himself. possibly called locust by others, been a while since i've seen it.
had to see '80s filems were:Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Top Gun. First 3 are Brat pack must see's, last one is the definitive guy movie which is a total must see, that happened to come out in the '80s. Brock will most likely go on with the must sees of the 1980's, so I'm sorry for us all.

Phil on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 12:33 PM

Hey Marc, we should get you to do a movies post every tuesday on DVD and upcoming theatrical releases. Put that communication degree to work.

Brock on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 12:38 PM

I've only seen Lucas about 100 times, just b/c it comes on TBS or something. Which reminds me of Maximum Overdrive, a definite late night flick. Hmmm... other '80s greats: WarGames, Project X, and some other bomb-making movie with John Lithgow.
Real Genius,
Stand By Me, Lucas
Can't Buy Me Love, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
The Corey movies: Liscence to Drive, The Lost Boys

I'd list more, but beer is calling my name

hoban on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 12:38 PM

Top Gun is really a chick flick hidden as a guys movie, not the best guy movie ever at all...

Phil on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 12:46 PM

From the sports guy: http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/030904.html

As Quentin Tarantino's character first pointed out in "Sleep With Me," gay undertones permeate many aspects of "Top Gun," to the point that you almost wonder if the script was written by the five guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." There's the ultra-close friendship between Mav and Goose. There's the charged, uncomfortable tension between Cruise and Kilmer (when do you ever see guys talking with their faces two inches apart?). There's the surreal volleyball scene, which plays like a "Schmitt's Gay" beer commercial on SNL.

There are lines during the action scenes like "I've got your tail" and "Watch your rear." There's the bald commander yelping, "I want butts!" There's the fact that Kelly McGillis' character went by "Charlie," or that she dressed up in the manliest way possible to win Cruise's affection (in the elevator). And of course, there's the memorable "Tail" exchange between Cruise and Kilmer at the end. It's funny to watch "Top Gun" again and look for these things. Believe me, they're everywhere.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Marc on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 1:41 PM

phil, here is the videos you wanted. easier to do web than to know when i'll see you and give you a tape. so here.
4 videos:
Mulletology
Mullet Hockey Game
Fransisco Garcia
Red Bull Warnings
http://tinyurl.com/2w76n
Two you asked for the the mullet hockey game was related and found it without looking, and actually had a segment for the red bull one.

Jay on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 1:54 PM

I have to go with sports guy on this. Yeah, my grandmother has never to my knowledge jacked off a parakeet, or any other animal. Still a little creepy though.

Phil on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 2:18 PM

I'd much rather have the wmv stuff. you the man marc!

mindy, make sure you check out Mulletology on that link!

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 3:46 PM

For all you low carb dieters out there, after you crunch the cicadas you can eat them to. Protein Good, Carbs bad approach to life doesn't always work i suppose.

kellie on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 4:51 PM

krazy, i kinda figured i was bringing that already. who are you? anyway, phil, never answered my question about what mixes you wanted me to get friday? i won't be there till' around ten or so remember. but let me know anyway. any thing going on the st. patties?

Phil on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 4:54 PM

i don't drink mix drinks. it was merely a suggestion for something for you to pick up. just grab whatever looks good to you.

kellie on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 5:00 PM

i can bring some honey brown or what ever it is as well if you all like.

mowgli on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 5:21 PM

how bout some smirnoff ice.

Mindy on Wednesday, March 17, 2004 at 10:26 PM

MULLET!!!! yay! There was a T-shirt at target that simply said:
CUT YOUR MULLET
but they were all too big. awww no!
mmmm...target.....

Jay on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 2:28 AM

So, it looks like super fun night...I mean...guys night out will be saturday. Does that mean I get to drink tomorrow?

kellie on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 10:18 AM

i can do that too. =)

Jay on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 10:48 AM

I'm a manatee. I live in the ocean.

http://www.theonionavclub.com/ssf/
http://www.jimgaffigan.com

Marc on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 11:25 AM

i'm a sea cow.
whatever sea pig.

Jay on Thursday, March 18, 2004 at 1:02 PM

You live in the ocean 'cause you don't have a job.

Brock on Saturday, March 20, 2004 at 10:58 AM

Jay, did you get to drink last night? Are you drinking tonight? Is everyone dead?

Bigworm on Saturday, March 20, 2004 at 12:21 PM

Sorry fellas, not going to be able to hang out this weekend because we just got our dog on Friday night. However, next weekend I am game for going out sometime. Schweitzer you need to come back in town next week.

Jay on Saturday, March 20, 2004 at 5:12 PM

I talked to phil once yesterday. He never called me back. However, everyone can expect a call from me in the next twenty minutes or so.

Brock on Saturday, March 20, 2004 at 9:01 PM

Marc, quick... what is a Dikini, and where is the reference?

By the way, balls in your mouth for not coming out with us tonight!

Jay on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 10:13 AM

Say what you will, these guys know what I'm talking about.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/...reut/index.html

Brock on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 11:26 AM

I don't know if its the sorrow from this weekend or what, but I get this feeling that NattySci.com is slowly wilting away. I call out Phil and others to revive the creativity.

Phil on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 11:38 AM

Consider it done. We something crazy go nuts. Give me about 30 minutes.

Jay on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 12:22 PM

You are correct. However, Phil and I are doing our parts. I call out Natty Sci to do its.

adrian on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 1:19 PM

What do you mean by nattysci wilting away?

Jay on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 1:21 PM

Hey guys-check out my new, informative, long ass post.

Bigworm on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 3:48 PM

I don't think the Sci is wilting away, we are all just busy with our own lives. The Sci was formed out of friendship and will always remain intact, as long as we are friends.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 6:04 PM

Such a deep, sentimental comment stuck in the middle of the usual BS going on here. The asshole can have a heart. While I don't disagree with your comment, I think he was just refering to the lack of posts rather than a true dissolution of the Sci.

Bigworm on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 6:30 PM

Better to be the Asshole than the Bastard, just for you Joanna! See what happens when I get a puppy, I go all soft and shit.

kellie on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 6:48 PM

what kinda puppy is it? how old is he/she? forget...

Jay on Monday, March 22, 2004 at 10:37 PM

Yeah. The Sci is indestructible.

Brock on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 5:26 AM

Jeez, I didn't mean that comment to inspire group therapy. I just wanted to have something else to do while I sit on my ass at work.

Church on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 5:43 AM

Brock I know what you can do at work, ponder another year of why UC choked in the tourney

Brock on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 5:47 AM

Church, go fuck yourself, and yes, I have been pondering that... almost as much as why the hell Louisville rolled over and let Xavier ass-fuck them.

Church on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 7:08 AM

Shut up Brcok, no one expected us to go far, but hell there was talk of a UC final four berth

adrian on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 7:23 AM

Awwww, a good St.X vs Trinity shouting match.

Church on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 7:24 AM

If only we could have it precede an old school Fairdale-PRP yelling match

adrian on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 7:26 AM

Huh?

Phil on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 7:27 AM

Anyone talking shit about another team going out is an idiot. Cinci went out like punks, UK went out like punks, and Louisville went out like punks.

And Church, people were forcasting us as a Final Four team for a good chunk of the season, far more than UK ever was.

adrian on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 7:31 AM

Roll TIDE! the real SEC team

Church on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 7:45 AM

Well, at least it is fun to piss of Brock. To hell with the tide, go blazers the best team in bama

Jay on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 8:12 AM

Is this basketball talk I see in a non sanctioned post? Keep it in the NCAA section, bitches!

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 8:38 AM

It doesn't matter what people say at the beginning of the season. Once again UK was labeled to win it all and we freaking blew it!

ROLL TIDE ROLL!

Marc on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 9:16 AM

i agree with brotha Jay, The Wise

Jay on Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 9:25 AM

Yes...I am wise...aren't I? Mwa ha ha ha ha hm hm hmmmm...

karen on Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 4:16 AM

can anyone please tell me how to contact pamela daep? of course email add will do. been trying to find her for ages... she's a friend way back from elementary. thanks! =)

Brock on Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 10:09 PM

Lynnie, isn't she a friend of your family or some other connection like that.

flamebait on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 8:37 AM

Ralph Maccio?
Who the hell is that?
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