Someone in there called me a GEEK #2

I interupt your daily beasiality name calling contest between Brock and Church to present some geeky science crap:

And make sure to investegate some of the recent comments.  Marc has been posting some pretty funny videos in them.  Hooray for Marc!

Posted by Phil on March 25th, in the morning | 290 comments

Comments

Phil on Thursday, March 25, 2004 at 11:02 AM

I thought this video was cool: http://www.kollaboration.org/movie/...d_kolla2003.wmv

Am I talking to myself?

Marc on Thursday, March 25, 2004 at 4:15 PM

Videos of the Day:
http://tinyurl.com/2r4ys

(1) Sure to make Jay happy, Japanese scientists have made a robot that can blow better than your average woman (safe of work)

(2) President Bush takes time out of day to be roasted. Makes his own jokes about looking for weapons of mass destruction. Ballsy-time to be joking about it, assclown. Can I call the President of the United States an assclown? I'd better not. I don't want that assclown sending the secret service to follow me. Knowing that assclown, he'd do it too.

kellie on Thursday, March 25, 2004 at 10:24 PM

phil, watched the video. i liked it, but that looks like it hurts worse than my pilati/yoga things! wish i were that limber!

kellie on Thursday, March 25, 2004 at 10:25 PM

marc, you should call the president a bitch, i like that more than assclown. well, he could be both i guess. =)

adrian on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 5:43 AM

Mark, who are you to call the most powerful man in the world an assclown? What have you done for society? Until you do something that helps people out, ZIP IT!

adrian on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 5:43 AM

Hey mark, you up for lunch today?

Phil on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 5:51 AM

i wouldn't exactly called george w. bush all that powerful. i doubt if the party or his cabinet let the man decide what he's wearing everyday by himself.

that being said, calling the president a bitch or an assclown is a bit disrespectful.

adrian on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 6:30 AM

lol

Marc on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 8:21 AM

sure adrian

Marc on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 9:01 AM

Frivolous lawsuits are a nuisance. Just like sme class action lawsuits are really just put together by lawyers to get a bunch of people together in a suit so they can make some serious cash, more than any one of their "clients" *cough*. I thought the fast food lawsuit were the most recent of the stupid ones. but saw one today at work, were a gambling addict is suing Detroit casinos for making him a gambling addict. Personal responsibility is a must. I'm a fat bastard, but I know it's because of my own actions. What's next for this wave of idiotic lawsuits? Suing pornography sites and companies for breaking up marriages? Suing Cosmopolitian and Glamour for so many young girls starving themselves to look like the girls in the magazine? Suing the creators of Dungeons and Dragons for being a lifetime virgin?

kellie on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 9:15 AM

hey, anyone know of any places hiring for more than three hours a day and good pay, let me know. looking for a damn better job where i can have decent hours. filled out a few applications at a few places, but probably still not that great.

kellie on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 9:17 AM

oh, i forget when it is, but they're having a wing eating contest sometime for the person who gets the most wings eaten at hooters in jeffersonville wins ring side seats to something. i forget what it is. i just figured you all would like the hooters part. =) VP dick is also coming in town today to jeffersonville if anyone cares or likes him,i don'e know.

Jay on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 10:11 AM

I have an interview in Lexington on Monday. (and yes, I actually have to go there this time) You could always apply for my postion at bellarmine, Kellie.

Jay on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 10:14 AM

I hope you guys aren't getting sick of my articles.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/scienc...reut/index.html

Jay on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 10:29 AM

I know we're supposed to avoid politics (which this really isn't), but this is f***ed up.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/03/26/bo...r.ap/index.html

Phil on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 10:58 AM

I saw bush's ad blasting kerry for not voting for a bill that would give the troups body armour. It turns out it was a 87 billion dollar bill to pay for the conflict in iraq after the war was started.

You have to wonder what the troops were doing going into war without body armour to begin with, and how it's kerry's fault they don't have it. Pretty low to try to blame this on kerry....

Jay on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 12:06 PM

Yeah. I was just saying it's f'ed they don't have it, especially the reserves.

kellie on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 12:24 PM

i don't think i would enjoy teaching a lab. lol. even if i don't find anything this semester, i take a practicum class next semester to help me find an internship, so maybe that'll work out better. i just hate these low pay shitty hours. i hate that the troops are at war in iraq etc. my best friend tara is over there and if they kill her or hurt her, i'll be pissed. already haven't seen her for four years and if that happened it'd be worse. damn bastards, why can't people just get along? it's much easier than fighting!

kellie on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 12:25 PM

phil, i agree. kerry isn't even the president. you all think he will win?

Marc on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 3:13 PM

Time for yet another installment of............
VIDEOS OF THE DAY:
http://tinyurl.com/3d4bv

(1) Previously mentioned on fark, there is an anti-porn christian association who wants to warn of the dangers of pornography. FUNNY SIDE NOTE: They hired a pornographer to produce their anti-porn public service announcement. Here is the story, with the psa shown within. enjoy.

(2) Heard of the Pet Rock? Well now dieters can have their own new trend pet. To inspire you to lose weight, you can now carry around MyPetFat. Must see to believe.

kellie on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 4:50 PM

geeze, what else are they going to come up with?

Bigworm on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 4:58 PM

anything going on tonight

Bambi on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 6:40 PM

Phil, about Bush's ad. The ad isn't really about bullit proof armor, it's about the fact that Kerry always switches sides. He doesn't stand up for what he believes in, I don't think he even knows what he stands for!! He always goes for the more popular side. If he wins the presidency we're fucked. I'd rather have Bush in the office personally, atleast his people know how to make a decision and stick with it!!!

Marc on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 11:45 PM

<earmuffs>
too bad bush's decisions that he sticks with, are the wrong ones. i think we are already "fucked" as you stated bambi, and if something doesn't change we are in line for a deeper harder one....without the dinner and a movie or even the cuddling. america is currently on a bullit-train to Hell. Kerry wasn't my original guy, but I like him over Bush, although in my eyes that doesn't sound like a very good compliment so i'll say this. Mr Kerry, you have my vote. Hope to see you in office shortly.
</earmuffs>
what?! i didn't say anything political

Phil on Friday, March 26, 2004 at 11:47 PM

YEAH, AND YOU DIDN'T GO OUT EITHER. I'M TOO DRUNK TO PRESS THE CAPS LOCK YET. LOL. IANALA.

Jay on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 12:55 AM

Hey, do you all think a guy will go to hell for f***ing a retarded girl?

mowgli on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 7:32 AM

Enough with the politics shit…and yes, I think you would go to hell for bangin’ a retarded chick. Isn’t there a law that says you can’t have sex with a retarded person, unless you yourself are retarded…did I just make that up! If it’s not a law, believe it definitely should be.

Bigworm on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 8:34 AM

God damn people you should have walked from the politics issue before, but no you had to fucking go there. Here we go.

If any of you fuckers think that you would rather have a democrat in office right now, you are retarded! Bush has the balls to pick a side and stay with it, regardless if it is the majority view or not. Don't give me statements about how he makes decisions for corporate greed and the such. Those are simply ridiculous.

Marc, what decisions has Bush made that is sending the US straight to hell in a hand basket? If you don't like it here or like what you see here or don't agree with the man then you don't have to stay. In fact, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way to France! You can defect to Canada and wait till a man who you agree with gets voted into office then come back. But if you go, take Sean Penn and Cher with you!

Bambi hit the issue right on the head. Bush's campaign isn't about body armor. It's about how Kerry isn't Decisive! At this point in time in our Nations existance, we need people to be decisive on issues.

I also think the big question is "Did she look retarded?"

Jay on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 12:43 PM

Yes, she definitely looked retarded.

Phil on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 12:57 PM

Hmmm, I certainly don't remember that comment. But given that I woke up an hour ago, I'm willing to bet there is a lot I don't remember.

Jay on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 2:12 PM

Hey phil, you remember trying to pick up that guy outside of o'sheas?

Bigworm on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 3:06 PM

Anyone have a hangover today?

Jay on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 3:17 PM

No, but i'm sick of all the bulls*** i have to deal with.
AARRARARARRARARARARRARAAAA. GOD F***ING DAMNIT!!!

Bambi on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 3:24 PM

Wes is the man!!

kellie on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 3:44 PM

just to let you all know that blue coller comedy jeff foxworthy and one of his regular guys is coming to the palace pretty soon. didn't know if you all liked his comedy or not, but thought it would be something fun to do.

Bigworm on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 5:17 PM

Xota,

what #$%^*&@# do you deal with?

Jay on Saturday, March 27, 2004 at 7:39 PM

Big D (dissapointment) is a little bitch, and I'm tired of his bulls***. That is what I meant. Sorry.

Bambi on Sunday, March 28, 2004 at 9:47 AM

It's okay Jay, just let it all out, we're here for ya man!!!

kellie on Sunday, March 28, 2004 at 11:15 AM

do you mean doug jay? anyway, went to kereeoki last night at double deus bar with my friend, her boyfriend and her mom. found out i'm a saprano, always thought i was alto. double deus is on preston highway and is a fun bar to go to i think. didn't get home till' about three or so. does anyone want me to drive this weekend or you can drive my car? it's ok, not making anymore noises and what not. =) marc/jay, did you all have fun on your trip?

Bigworm on Sunday, March 28, 2004 at 5:23 PM

How was the evening Xota?

Bigworm on Sunday, March 28, 2004 at 5:27 PM

For the record, ebay is pretty awesome. They have some awesome paintings on there and you can get stuff pretty cheap, compared to gallery prices I should say.

Jay on Sunday, March 28, 2004 at 5:34 PM

Mindy, Phil, and I went out and saw mucho craziness on baxter avenue.

Bigworm on Sunday, March 28, 2004 at 6:00 PM

Big D gave me a call last night, however, I had a huge headache and was already in bed when he called.

kellie on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 8:31 AM

so you can trust e-bay when you order stuff with your card on there? i've always been cautious with ordering stuff online. just wondering. anyone seen ladykillers? is it supposed to be good or stupid?

Phil on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 9:16 AM

I've seen the original Ladykillers and it is excellent.

kellie on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 9:32 AM

does wicks have kerioki on friday or saturday? i wouldn't mind if they did drinking and float again and sing on stage. i sound better than those damn couple that sing those eighties song when we were up there in the past. still not great though.
i wish i could go to kings island this year. would be fun. maybe not as good as disney studios but its something at least. saving for an apartment finally even with my 7.25 an hour, so i can't do too much.
mindy, how do you do that blinding trick with your mirrors when s/o pisses you off at night? and i hate those damn bastards that drive with their lights off in this damn fucking weather. don't they know that causes wrecks? can't wait to see the news tonight.
win trivia tonight you all! do jeager bombs if you have too. lol =) u said that worked almost one time.

Church on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 10:16 AM

Has anyone seen the Kentucky Kingdom commerical with the old dude dancing, it's freaky.

Bigworm on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 12:14 PM

I know this is only monday, but what are we doing this weekend? For some reason I have been wanting to go to an art musuem....anyone up for it? No I am not gay, I just like art!

Joanna on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 12:30 PM

Wow kellie, that's a lot of swearing you did in just one post.

Marc on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 12:54 PM

Marc's roundup on the all of today's comments as of so far:

kellie, be careful buying stuff on ebay. Wes, what the hell....art? like the stuff in the dirty magazines? just kidding. i should be more cultured by i am not. but i could give it a try, by the way it is totally gay. just kidding. joanna, i agree she swore a lot. she's got a dirty mouth, i'll tell her about that. hell, i'll her twice. :-p

Marc on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 12:58 PM

"i'll tell her twice" is what i meant to say. <earmuffs> which is wicked funny because it's a joke about abuse. and aside for dead babies those jokes are the best. (Joanna please don't hurt me, i bruise easily)</earmuffs>

Joanna on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 1:03 PM

Wes-are you talking about something like the Speed museum or something else? I'm always up for that. I'm not sure about Chris unless possibly heavy drinking was involved afterward, which could probably be arranged. Kellie- did you (almost) wreck or something? That would aggravate me as well.

Joanna on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 1:14 PM

So get to hear inside the earmuffs? Marc- don't worry, no violence, just dirty looks. Nah, not even that, you're an OK guy.

Mindy on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 1:48 PM

Yay, for art museums!

Marc on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 1:53 PM

Videos of the day:

http://tinyurl.com/3hfty

(1) You know you're in trouble when Ryan Seacrest has to help you out, or when you're in a gang with pink as your gang-color. (even though it is the color of this coming spring, according to fashion insiders (including Russell Simmons' clothing line). Does it make you a less tough gang to wear pink? or more tough?

(2) Even news stations like to explore the fascination with the mullet. WJW in Cleveland asks viewers to send in pictures of mullets to be shown on air. Might be a slow news day for them, but brings up a good question, "Why is the mullet still around?", and "Why is it so hard to kill?" If we link it to cancer that might help, or declare it a weapon of mass destruction. Any more ideas? Your country needs you.

Mindy on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 2:03 PM

Kellie- what is "i wouldn't mind if they did drinking and float again and sing on stage" supposed to mean?

Did I miss something? hmmm.

Perhaps there was a band made up of members from the grateful dead and Phish and instead of calling it the "dead phish return," they called it "float again". hmmm..

and that's one to grown on!

Joanna on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 2:03 PM

Definietly tougher if you wear pink, just to counter all the ridicule from others. It takes a really strong man to attempt pink, and some fail miserably.

Marc on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 2:46 PM

to say kellie the trouble, i'll tell you she means she wouldn't mind drinking again, which made her feel like she was floating. and she now like karaoke. which is spelled just like that. not "kereeoki" not "kerioki." I can decipher kellie talk now. :-p Although she sounds like she might already be drunk and "floating" from the last comment of hers. Mindy will remember the Friends episode with Ross's pink shirt,
"Have you seen my Salmon shirt? Ross
"No, I haven't seen your pink shirt." Monica

Bigworm on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 3:05 PM

Speed musuem is cool and it doesn't cost much to get into. Infact if you have a valid BU ID card it is free.

There is an exhibit in cinci..I think it is the art of the popes, where they brought in some art from the vatican. Abby and I had talked about attending that showing, however, no talk has been brought up since.

Bambi on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 4:12 PM

Wes, is there a particular artist that you want to see or just art in general?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 5:02 PM

Wes, has marriage made you gay? First of all, you get put on a short chain and rarely come out drinking. (Not that I can say much about this myself, but I like my excuse better.) Then you go and start making sensitive comments in here. And now, you want to go loooking at art? What the fuck? I just hope you have the common courtesy to give your boyfriend a reach around when you're fucking him in the ass.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 5:07 PM

And yes I know I'm an uncultured, close minded jackass. Let the record show that I have taken Joanna to the ballet though.

kellie on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 5:13 PM

i think that going to a museum would be nice. i've been wanting to go to the imax movie thing. i haven't been there in years. what's on now anyway? speed museum is awesome as well, go there almost every semester with an art class or what not with school.
marc, didn't you mean save, not say? typo's typo's, typos. lol =) you know i love you. joanna, you can hit him if you want. =) it was funny when chris hit him when he and marc were both drunk. =)
with the driving thing people would always get in front of me too short a distance or slam on their brakes right in front of me practically and stuff like that. it's very irriating. but at least i didn't flip any cars over like my sister. =)
would anyone be interesting in going to the big aquarium place in cincinatti? i've heard it's awesome. just thought of that since wes brought up the museum. =)
sorry about all the cussing, but sometimes i get on a tangent as you all well know.

kellie on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 5:21 PM

if anyone has a free account with ticketmaster.com then they have a lot of comedy stuff coming this way. it has larry the cable guy, harvey, etc. i know something is coming up at the palace soon, will see if i can find it.

kellie on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 5:45 PM

larry the cable guy is at the Rupp Arena in Lexington on
April 25, 04 at 730 PM. anyone interested? i printed out directions and such just in case.

Bigworm on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 6:41 PM

For the record, ART HISTORY was my favorite class at Bellarmine.

Bambi - I know there are some bigger name artists in Cinci with the Art of the Pope's expo, but I just want to get out and do something different now and then. So any art will do with me. I like to compare the different styles of art on display and see how art is perceived through different people. It is a unique experience for each person and I enjoy that.

I am not saying that you all have to go with me, I am a big boy and will go myself if no one wants to go. In fact, it may be better not for all of us retards to go due to the fact we are loud in groups, so that we do not take away from another persons experience.

Nah, no reach around from me. I figured me duping him in the ass was good enough, guess not. All I know is for the past 2 or 3 weeks I have been layed up on Phil's couch because I have been drunk, still buzzing, or the drinking induced sleep so don't give me shit on not coming out. I have been there....where have you been?

As far as me being gay, are you jealous of Abby or is Marc more your type (He did love the way your beard scratched his back in Florida)?

Just fucking with you buddy

kellie on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 7:18 PM

marc likes the cock, ha, ha, ha, ha....

Wrecking Crew on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 7:28 PM

If Marc loves the cock so much, Kellie, what does that mean about you?

Wes- I told you I don't have any excuses either. And, if I wasn't stuck in the hospital I'd be just as drunk as any of you. But on the bright side of my time in the hospital, I might get to help save someone's life, or watch them die, either way it will probably involve lots of blood.

Damnit, I'm not straight...d'oh, I mean gay. Whatever I'll stick to rhinos.

kellie on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 7:52 PM

remember i'm crazy, so what ever is say something like that doesn't mean anything. lol =) just giving you a hard time marc.

Phil on Monday, March 29, 2004 at 8:24 PM

kellie, cussing isn't going off on a tangent, it's called tourette's.

as for your insanely difficult to read comments, that might be called going off on a tangent. but even then, the tangents are only going about 3% before jutting out on another tangent leaving each post with about 95 unfinished thoughts.

adrian on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 5:09 AM

Rhinos? You mean buffalos right? I am referring about the time when the crazed Buffalo was dry humping you outside of Cahoots on the sidewalk. Oh..you know what I am talking about.

Wild Stallions Rule!!!!!

Phil on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 7:41 AM

Adrian, James at work (dween) wants me to let you know that it's spelled "Wyld Stallyns"

Which I bring up because an excellent team name would be: "We are Wyld Stallyns! (trivia guy does air guitar solo)"

If the Turner either does the air guitar or simply reads the name with "trivia guy does air guitar" it would make me laugh. lol in fact.

Bambi on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 8:05 AM

Hey Wes, I'd go to Cinci with you to see the art of the Pope, or whatever it's called, I think that one might be really cool!!!

Michelle on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 8:17 AM

And Brock and I would always be glad to see some familiar, friendly faces!

joe on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 8:20 AM

damnit phil you beat me to the wyld stallions comment!!! If you are going to make a bill and ted reference at least get it right ass clown!

kellie on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 8:23 AM

phil, hey, what can i say, i'm not perfect. =)
Adrian, crazed buffalo humping burkett at cahoots? lol

kellie on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 12:07 PM

me and marc's one year anniversary. yeah! =) jay, howw'd your interview go? you get the job or do you know yet? =)

Jay on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 12:18 PM

My interview went well. I don't know about the job yet, though.

Joanna on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 1:04 PM

Good luck with the job, Jay!

adrian on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 1:52 PM

Well apparently Joe mispelled it also. Ass Clown!

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 3:20 PM

Well looks like I don't have to go by myself.

Bambi - here is the link http://www.cincymuseum.org/vatican/...an-preview.html

Congratulations on the interview Xota, hopefully they will offer you the position.

Who all is heading up to O'charleys tonight?

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 4:04 PM

Goddamnit, Kellie, if you're going to refer to me, please spell my fucking name correctly. There is just one fucking "t" on the end. And, for christ's sake, stop using those fucking aolism's at the end of every fucking sentence. This is also how to fucking cuss a-fucking-lot in one fucking post. The word fuck is so fucking versatile, and fuck all the mother fuckers who don't fucking think so.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 5:23 PM

Burket - Need to relieve a little frustration buddy. My suggestion is find the nearest bar and grab a beer!

Yes you are correct. The word "fuck" is one mother fucking versatile word.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 6:34 PM

That's one helluva an idea! I think I might just head up to Shenanigan's or Wick's from up here at bellarmnine. Anyone want to join me?

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 6:43 PM

when are you doing that and do you work tomorrow?

adrian on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 6:56 PM

Just wanted to say...FUCK! Everyone else was using that word so I will join them.

Phil on Tuesday, March 30, 2004 at 9:38 PM

cock. balls.

Jay on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 12:05 AM

Thank you, Joanna and Wes. Hopefully I'll get the job. Chris, you spelled Bellarmine wrong. What a dumbass. I want to join in too. F***! S***! C*** S***ing Mother F***er! Hmm...something is wrong with my key board. It can't spell uck or ock. No wait, I just did it. Let me try again. F*** You, Bitch!. No. Well God Damnit.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 5:43 AM

Xota just trying to keep it real for the G rated audience.

Rommel, do you know where the cinci musuem for art is?

Michelle on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 6:02 AM

There is a Cincinnati art museum on the East side of town. Here's the web address: http://www.cincinnatiartmuseum.com. We've only been to the Cincinnati Museum (which is really neat). The art museum is free though...that's always a plus!

Church on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 6:31 AM

Art in Cincy, I thought all they had were crooked cops and idiot UC fans

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 7:57 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03...e.ap/index.html

What is so wrong with this?

kellie on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 8:24 AM

fuck, fucker, fucking, is there anymore i'm missing that you all can think of? jay, also told you good luck on your job in an earlier post. two more days till friday, thank god!

kellie on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 8:29 AM

chris, sorry about last name spelling it wrong. i will just use your first name so i don't do that anymore.

Bambi on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 9:43 AM

Kellie, don't apologize!!! I'm sure it's not all that big a deal to Chris, he's just venting, oh wait, and being an ass, ha ha!! Just kidding Chris!

Church on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 9:51 AM

You don't want to get Burket made, last time I did I got thrown into a vending machine

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 10:15 AM

Yeah church, and you do not want to get him "MAD" either!

For the record, Burket was a cripple that day too.

Church on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 10:23 AM

I have seen Burket fight many people in my day, I think he beat up one guy in grade school every time we played football

Jay on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 10:53 AM

Sorry kellie, I ignore a lot of posts. One more time F*** the F***ing F***er's. F*** them up their stupid asses. F*** them and the horse they rode in on. They got friends, Fuck them too. Whoa I did. Hooray for me, and F*** you. Aww, crap.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 11:05 AM

Yes, it abso-fucking-lutely is a big fucking deal. I've fuckng put up with enough mis-fucking-spellings and mis-fucking-pronunciations throughout my fucking life to fucking put up with it from my fucking friends. I also like to fucking cuss, and be a huge fucking asshole son of a bitch. If I could only fucking talk to fucking dumbass patients this fucking way.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 11:06 AM

Crack whore ass fuck.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 11:08 AM

Maybe I'll have to rip someone's arms off and beat them with them.

Joanna on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 11:19 AM

whoa....

Jay on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 11:50 AM

Wow. someone has a huge friggin' anger ball.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 11:54 AM

Is surgery pissing you off buddy or are your patients just that damn stupid?

Marc on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 11:57 AM

Jay, did you just quote "Playing By Heart"? Yo our boy's a fag yo.

Phil on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 12:10 PM

actually marc, Jay and I discussed ways to prove that YOU are the one in fact that is gay by placing a overly homo-erotic movie quote to see if you would get it. And you passed the test with flying colors.

Jay and I also formulated a plan for all of us to quit our suck ass jobs and run our own bar.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 12:34 PM

Alright fuckers, you all know that is my dream. Better count me in.

Marc on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 1:10 PM

i'm in for the bar idea. need baxter location though. by the way. i knew anger ball sounded familiar so did a imdb quote search for it. hey, you got Angelina Jolie and Sir Sean Connery in a movie I had to see it. Also stars: Gillian Anderson, John Stewart, Dennis Quaid, Gena Rowlands, Ryan Phillipe, Anthony Edwards, and Madeline Stowe. (without looking it up) You don't find out how the characters are connected until the end even though certain characters use the term "anger ball" throughout the movie. All hail the uber movie/gay-man/chick-flick movie lord that is me.

Jay on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 1:43 PM

Well, I got it from "Playing by Heart" via Brittany Patton (note i'm using her maiden name because I don't recognize the marriage under Natty Sci law). Yes, the tentatively titled Natty Dragon, because Dragons are cool. Wes, we were going to have you and Abby do the finances. Phil, tell them how we plan to get the funding for it.

Jay on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 1:45 PM

Oh, Marc, Jon Stewart doesn't have an h in his first name. I new that without looking it up. Biaaaatch!

kellie on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 3:47 PM

ok, i get the fucking point! i won't spell your name wrong ever again. i'm sorry i made a mistake! marc should do movie trivia questions on here since he knows so much about movies....not to mention the actors and actresses.

kellie on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 6:36 PM

bambi, did you get the e-mail i sent you with the kitten pictures on it? tried to send one to you jay, but it got sent back to me. i think i typed in your e-mail wrong. it is xota@aol.com, right? sent one to marc and doug as well, so i know they have it for sure. i didn't get an e-mail back saying that they were an unknown server.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 7:19 PM

As the weekend draws nearer, I have to wonder if anyone has any set plans this weekend? Burket when is your 1 day off?

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 7:37 PM

Xota, we can make some money off your ass. Thank God for Ebay!

http://www.hoosiergazette.com/News/news026.htm

Jay on Wednesday, March 31, 2004 at 11:18 PM

HA HA HA HA!!!! That is so funny. I have never laughed so hard in my life!!! Oh wait, I mean F*** YOU, WES!!!!! Apparently my cousin just came out of the closet. Of course the closet door has been open for 20 years. It's like when Brock finally comes out of the closet. Not a big f***ing suprise.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 8:52 AM

I wonder if this will actually work, suckas...

Oh and Jay, our plan is far too important to be talked about on the internet. What if the spies are watching.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 9:31 AM

my poor, poor trivia post. it's the bastard of NattySci.com.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 9:43 AM

What the sad thing is, that article was actually inspired by another article featuring a british lesbian who sold her virginity for ~15,000 british pounds.

Isn't this prostitution?

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 9:46 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...british lesbian porn

Jay on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:02 AM

Good call phil. I thought of that after I made the post. British lesbians...Hot, but with bad teeth. It might be prostitution, but since I don't think prostitution should be illegal, I would have to call it civil disobedience.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:05 AM

I once saw a British porn.

Marc on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:08 AM

No, that wasn't a British porn, that was a gay porn. And Those guys weren't British were were just gay.

Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine!

Marc on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:09 AM

what the hell i didn't type the last part. Phil playin jokes today? if anything is after this line i didn't type it, although it may be funny.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:10 AM

Fark.com has a Top Gun reference.....it is about 14 down or something like that.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:18 AM

I think marc has gone nuts.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:19 AM

Fark is pretty funny today. Keep refreshing until you get the hamster hackers page. Good times...

Jay on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:26 AM

Oh my God! Homestarrunner.com has been taken over by...something...evil... I am really upset by this. What the F***. No, I mean, What THE hump!!!!!!!!

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:26 AM

Jay, just let it sit for a while. It's kinda funny.

Jay on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:27 AM

Oh. Never mind, I can't really use the F word anymore. Wasimmer.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:28 AM

Hey Rachel, perhaps you could build a computer with this case: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/habicase.shtml

Jay on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:32 AM

The Homestarrunner thing was an april fool's joke. I'm such a Jackass.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:32 AM

so what's going on this weekend? i could use a beer like, uh, right now

Jay on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:40 AM

So could I. And Tequilla. Can't forget Tequilla.



Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:51 AM

Any word on Burket's day off?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:58 AM

Damnit, Jay, you're a Kentucky boy, not a dirty spik. You can't drink that Mexican piss water. Pick up a bottle bourbon and drink like a real man. Anyone else wish they could do some heavy drinking this weekend? Are you at Bellarmine today, or have you heard back from Lexmark and told them to shove it?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 10:59 AM

If the wish in my previous post wasn't enough indication, I don't have a day off this weekend. I have to go in and round Sat. AM, and I'm on call Sun.

Jay on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 11:02 AM

Hmm...I think Chris has finally lost it.

It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole.

kellie on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 11:34 AM

phil, it's suckass

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 11:57 AM

Alrighty burkett how about this, when is your next day off and we can burn vacation days and get sloshed? I am willing to help out a friend relieve some stress as long as it doesnt' involve some kind of homoerotic shit!

Jay on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:18 PM

I'm with worm on this one. Let's see if phil has anything funny to say after this one is posted.

Jay on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:18 PM

Nope. How about this one, though.

You're allergic to dancing?

Jay on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:19 PM

Ah. There it is.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:19 PM

what is suckass?

Mindy on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:28 PM

Lets see if phil is playing april fools day tricks! ( end ). I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.

Mindy on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:29 PM

yup. he is.



A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:29 PM

ahah! interesting question if it is "suck ass" or suckass. According to google, 80,000 people have said "suck ass" vs 3,500 people for suckass.

According to urbandictionary.com, the top definitions for suckass infers kissing up to your boss, where suck ass is defined as "of such inferior quality as to boggle the mind."

So I definitely meant suck ass, not suckass, because I ain't no brown noser.

Mindy on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:31 PM

YOU SUCK!!!!!


A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Mindy on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:36 PM

Anyway! what I wanted to say in the first place was that Kelli-e is referring to how you spelled 'suckers.'

numbnuts. the end.






You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.

Mindy on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:39 PM

Don't use parenthesis!



I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:43 PM

It is now safe to use parenthesis...(see)

Mindy on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:45 PM

Really? You didn't sabotage your own account...

Look, defenseless babies!

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 12:47 PM

nope, i promise.

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 1:12 PM

Genny's Diner. Meetup at my apartment sometime around 7pm...

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 1:34 PM

Dude, I'm not going to be seeing the light of day until after this rotation, let alone go out and get hammered. I have been sufficiently scared by my final exam and Dr. Polk giving me oral to use any time not in the hosptital to study. I bet, if he really wanted to, he could simultaneously make the oral experience a very unpleasant ass-ramming without any lube.

I'm Rick James, BITCH!

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 1:39 PM

And I'm super freaky.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 3:24 PM

Genny's it is...meet at Phil's house around 7 if you are going to go. Burgers and beer, nothing wrong with that.

So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 3:25 PM

what the hump was that

You know who else I like that didn't get much play? Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 3:25 PM

hump

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 3:26 PM

Making this site G-rated Phil?

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 3:32 PM

i just thought hump would be a funny word to replace fûck with considering everyone's desire to drop f-bombs. i was secretly hoping that chris would go off again, but alas he seems to have laid off the 'roid for the day. things will continue as planned tomorrow.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 3:37 PM

What would have been better is if you would have replaced "hump" with "I'm a roid raging homo". However, some might take offense to it.

Look, defenseless babies!

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 3:41 PM

For the record, the art musuem in Cincy that has the Legacy of the Pope's thing is $18.50 for an adult admission. Personally, I believe this is a deal because how often am I going to get to actually to an authentic work of art by the likes of Michelangelo Buonarroti.

kellie on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 3:55 PM

phil, sorry, i made a typo phil. i was in a hurry to get out the door to work. parenthesis didn't work before? i didn't know that.

Look, defenseless babies!

Phil on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 3:59 PM

i thought you were saying something i did sucked ass, and i hadn't done anything for a while do it kinda threw me off.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 4:05 PM

hump

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 4:07 PM

'roid rage?humphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphumphump...

kellie on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 5:07 PM

no, i was just commenting on how i thought the word should be spelled. sorry for the confusion...i will try to stop using smily faces and stuff so chris doesn't kill me as well.

kellie on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 5:56 PM

girls, a good alcoholic drink to get at olive garden:it is called a chocolate ammereto shake i think. it has baileys irish creme, kahlua, chocolate ammereto, vanilla ice cream and whip cream on top. it is very tastey.

Marc on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 5:59 PM

VIDEO OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/3bxkv

(1) Watch for this guy to turn up dead soon. The guy who informed on his own, the mafia, is out of witness protection because all people he sent away are dead. so he's safe right? i hope so. you can see what city he lives in and where he works. Side note: he was the basis for the film Goodfellas.

(2) I showed you the robot that plays a trumpet, here is the one that conducts orchestras.

(3) Many people do not know all the words to the Star-Spangled Banner, do you? Watch these people struggle with the our national anthem.

(4) Similar to Letterman's "Sink or Float" game, this one is from Jimmy Kimmel. Hedge your bets, Will Rick eat a spoonful of nothing but pencil erasers?


Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

kellie on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 6:24 PM

marc, found out today from sure from my classmate that it is Ron White coming to the palace in two weeks. then the cable guy at the ruppa arena in lexington on an earlier post i left you.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 7:46 PM

Alright people someone give me a call if you want to do anything this weekend, 468-7414. Don't call me for retarded shit either elliekay

I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.

mowgli on Thursday, April 01, 2004 at 7:55 PM

Jefe, Do you know what is to have a plethora?

Jay on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:46 AM

Let's see if it is april fools day still. Oh, and I think chris's rant f'ed up the page.

Joanna on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 5:44 AM

FYI. Its Rupp Arena.

kellie on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 6:52 AM

whoops, added one too many a's, my bad. thanks for letting me know. i'm starting out early tonight at wicks guys. they're having some kinds of a singing contest going on. my friend is going to be in it and i'm meeting some of her famly up there to watch. i'll have my car so i'll be a DD tonight if anyone doesn't want to drive. just let me know.

Bigworm on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 7:39 AM

Kellie - Good thing Joanna corrected you before I saw it because I would not have been so kind, esp. since you claim to be a fan?

Bigworm on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 7:39 AM

Fuckers I am correcting myself - !

adrian on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 7:40 AM

Wicks sounds so fucking good right now. It is 10:30 and Beer & Pizza sound so good. I guess I will go grab a miller lite out of the vending machine

Phil on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 7:45 AM

damn you adrian

Joanna on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 8:47 AM

Yum, a big fat pizza....darn you Adrian! Why'd ya have to go and talk about good food like that?

Marc on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 8:53 AM

phil, you could alway go to brick oven pizza and get a pizza and beer for lunch. granted adrain can just walk to the machine and get one, or take some shots. hey, you also have chi-chi's in your building right? so just load up on chips and queso. i don't care if they are just a corporate office. no chi-chi's in town anymore.....they owe the public free chips and queso.

Bigworm on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 9:32 AM

Make sure you request a side of Hepatitis too!

Phil on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 9:43 AM

adrian actually works in the old chi-chi's office. the suckers up and left.

although when they were here they would have new items you could taste test. which was cool.

Jay on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 9:51 AM

Check this out. I know how the kid feels.

http://www.local6.com/news/2968435/detail.html

Marc on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 9:51 AM

those bastards left? where's my queso. i can't believe that. i mean it's good adrian's lazy ass finally got a job but still....geez. i haven't seen Hepatitis-infected people who sucked that much since.....well Pamela Anderson. (This post was merely written just to make a joke of Pamela Anderson's sex tape and Hepatitis C infection, sorry if it doesn't mean the funny code though.


"My Name is George Walker Bush and I approved this message"
*Paid for by Halliburton, and money stolen from poor people*

Bigworm on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 10:33 AM

Alright Philco that line isn't funny (the line at the end of Marc's post)

Phil on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:07 AM

marc wrote that one. hence the not funny part.

kellie on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:18 AM

wes, not a fan of the rupp arena, just was asking if anyone was interested in going to see the cable guy there. phil, personally i liked the message at the end of marc's post. are we still aloud to use parenthesis? i love seeing what you're going to come up with next. you guys want me to save you a seat tonight at wicks since i'll be up there earlier anyway?

Joanna on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:46 AM

I think Wes was saying you're a UK fan.

Phil on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 11:49 AM

()()()()()()
parenthesis work just fine

Phil on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:18 PM

errr, that should read parentheses work just fine. i'm retarded.

Jay on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:28 PM

Yes, you are. Here is my theory on politics: We give the extreme right the reigns to the country (I am sick of arguing with them). Either they will do a bang up job, and everything will be great, or the will really f*** up the country, and their will be bloody revolution with their heads rolling.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:37 PM

For any readers out there who haven't gotten past the 4th grade, let's take a quick vocabulary lesson...

1) aloud - With use of the voice; orally

2) allowed - To let do or happen; permit

Jay on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 12:59 PM

Oh my God!!! I used their instead of there. I am a complete f***ing moronic retard. With my head up my ass. I should be shot for that.

mowgli on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 2:36 PM

sometimes we are aloud to make grammar mistakes, buddy!!!

Doh!!!

mowgli on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 2:42 PM

Dammit Philco, Nattysci.com needs a spell check! Quicky before Burket kills somebody...on purpose.

kellie on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 2:44 PM

i agree with lynnie. i don't always check the spelling all the time unless there is a spell check thing in front of me on the computer. for a person who used to win most of the spelling contest in middle school i'm doing pretty piss poor here. did i spell everything right? correct me if i didn't!

Bigworm on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 2:56 PM

Alrighty fuckers, so what are we doing tonight?

Burket - If you have time to correct some freaking grammar...then you have time to drink!!!!!

DON'T FREAKING ARGUE WITH ME THERE EITHER!

Marc on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 3:13 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY - Big Day of videos today
http://tinyurl.com/3hf8m

(1) A compilation of wierd news. (Bus of people topples over; lady uses fake $1,000,000 dollar bill; Saddam dancing dolls outselling George W. Bush and Osama dancing Dolls; and Japanese zoo uses paper machette rhino to simulate how to capture a stampeding rhino) very funny

(2) David Letterman plays a clip of George W. Bush's word of Inspiration (involves the educational system)

(3) Maybe you've seen this maybe you haven't. The skateboarding dog.

(4) George W. Bush invigorates the youth of America (as seen on Letterman) and Jay's above post of the bored kid as Bush's speech. We have the video, and here is Jay's link
http://www.local6.com/news/2968435/detail.html

(5) This one has the bored kid from #4 but also has the discussion of Letterman about how during this whole week the White House and CNN were saying he made it up and either one or both of them lied several times until CNN finally apologized to Dave on air. (Long, but very funny)

While some of these might seem highly political. They are not, so don't worry. Even Wes will enjoy these.

Bambi on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 3:30 PM

Joanna and Wes or any one else for that matter, I need, if it's possible, any pictures you have of Wes's wedding or and other event that has me in it. My Mom's family is putting together a yearly album and I have to submitt pictures of myself with or with out Lynnie, but I have none. So I'm extremely desperate for them. If we go out tonight would it be possible for you guys to bring them. Then I'll scan them at home and give you back your prints! I would really really really appreciate your help!!!!! Thanks!!

Bambi on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 5:17 PM

Hey, I have an idea!! Let's go see a movie, Hell Boy just came out today!!! Somebody start the calls!!

Bigworm on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 5:52 PM

Can we go out drinking after Hellboy?

Bigworm on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 5:54 PM

Of course we could go old style, see the late movie and go to Ocharley's or something like that before hand...of course if we do that it would be awesome if someone would pick me up and bring me home.

Bigworm on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 6:15 PM

I WANT TO GET DRUNK! SOMEBODY PLEASE DRINK WITH ME! CAN'T LOOK LIKE A LUSH YOU KNOW.

Bigworm on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 6:24 PM

Phil - can you hook a brother up with an email account: Bigworm@nattysci.com or Wes@nattysci.com preferably or have we reached our limit?

Phil on Friday, April 02, 2004 at 7:17 PM

if you'd like a psell checker from within ie, check out http://www.iespell.com/

kellie on Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 8:06 AM

hey guys, just got up. i'm glad we left when we did because i had a nasty spell in marc's car and his bathroom. all i remember from last night is eating with marc at beef o bradys and arriving at phils. after that it is a blurr....(yes, i meant to spell it that way)

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 9:16 AM

Damnit people, you all better be up for drinking again tonight, or I'm going to look like an alcoholic when I drink by myself. By the goodness of my resident's heart, we got a day off tomorrow.

My previous comment had nothing to do with a spelling mistake, and I have no problems with typos. But Kellie did neither of these. In fact, she spelled the word correctly, but it was the wrong word to use.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 9:19 AM

The other night I laid sleeping
And I woke from a terrible dream
So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's
And his partner Jimmy Beam
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself

kellie on Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 11:38 AM

what all the hell did i drink last night? i remember drinking what i got at the liquor store, but no more than that. was i really bad? i apologize if i said or did anything offensive.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 1:56 PM

You people need to waste more time on the computer on the weekends so I can have something to do to break up the monotony of studying.


I HATE SCHOOL. LET'S GO DRINK.

Bambi on Saturday, April 03, 2004 at 5:29 PM

Kellie,
The movie idea was last night, sorry!! And we just got back from seeing Hell Boy! Maybe next time though!!!

Bigworm on Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 3:21 AM

Just wanted to let everyone know that last night (or tonight I still haven't gone to bed yet and it is 6 amish) was pretty fun. The best part of the night was Joanna's great idea for the shots which was simply one hell of an idea.

Mindy sorry for the "Big Fuuuuccckkkking deal" comment

Bigworm on Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 3:22 AM

Does anyone seriously want to go to Cinci to see the art exhibit or not?

kellie on Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 8:54 AM

i want to go to cinci to see the art and to see brock and michelle. i also want to get away from home even if it isn't very far away. bambi, that's ok, i figured you guys were already in it. i should've called earlier, but i didn't.
i ended up going to double deus with my friend kat and she got drunk since i was driving this time. this nasty fifty year old guy kept trying to harrass us. we told the guy that worked there and he got him to back off. old men like that are discusting!

Bigworm on Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 10:04 AM

Well I guess it is a good thing Phil did go home early, if not then that would have been 4 shots instead of 3!

I actually feel pretty freaking good today....wierd!

kellie on Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 11:45 AM

i felt fucking horrible saturday, but i'm not going to stop drinking like marc thought i would. not a quitter! marc/phil, next time i get paid i think i owe you both a few yeager bombs and shots of what ever you want! Friday was awesome!

Brock on Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 1:12 PM

I'mmmmmm Baaaack!

Who the hell turned the temperature down here!? I want to go back to drink on the beach. Another Florida adventure this year??

Who is going to get arrested at Thunder this year??

Jay on Sunday, April 04, 2004 at 8:20 PM

Kellie-Double Deuce? Or Double Deus? (Deus is latin for God, by the way) and it's spelled Jager, with an umlaut over the a. Wes, Chris, and Joanna- It's all about Natty Sci group therapy. We should do that more often. Wes-no thanks, I get enough culture watching soft porn, I mean, artistic cinema. Joanna-way to friggin' go on that whole 3 shot idea. I mean that. Really not being sarcastic on that one...for a change.

Phil on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 4:25 AM

Jäger
or for those who like to yell it out
JÄGER!

Bigworm on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 7:34 AM

Well I guess the evening could have been really embarassing. Someone could have announced to the world that they were the CLIT COMMANDER! Keep working that shit baby!

Also, since Burket is MIA for everything anymore, if we don't meet at his place for Thunder people are welcome to come to use my crib as a rendevouz point and drink before hand. After all, I do have a JÄGER machine.

Church on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 7:36 AM

Wes, I don't know how you, Burket, and Jay survived that series of shots you all did on Saturday at Wicks

adrian on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:10 AM

I just found out that I get to start learning .NET because they want me to be the Microsoft Progrmmer Expert. Yep, this news calls for a beer!

kellie on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:14 AM

phil, think it is deus. i forget the proper spelling on the jager bombs. marc said i actually drank one friday? i don't remember. anyway, see you guys tomorrow night!

Church on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:18 AM

Adrian where is this place you work and where in the building is this beer vending machine? You suck. I wish I had a beer vending machine at work

Bigworm on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:27 AM

And for the record....The beer vending machine was my idea a long freaking time ago, which really wasn't my idea because they have been in Germany for atleast 15 years if not longer.

Phil on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:28 AM

Microsoft Programming Expert? WTF.

According to Google, you are the first person to ever write those words on a webpage. Which means in a few short hours, NattySci.com will be your #1 home for Microsoft Programming Experts, phil and adrian.

MWWAAAAhahaha.

Phil on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:30 AM

and for the record, it's called the Double Deuce.

http://www.google.com/search?sa=X&a...sville+kentucky

Bigworm on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:38 AM

Someone must have been speaking krazy again!

Joanna on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:43 AM

Wes- Yes I want to go to the art museum. Let me know.

Joanna on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:48 AM

Good thing my idea wasn't shared when there were seven drinkers! That could have been disastrous and you all would not be thanking me for my fantastic idea. And yes Jay, Sci therapy is always helpful. I completely agree.

Church on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:48 AM

Why stop at beer vending machines. How about a water fountain filled with Guiness.

adrian on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:54 AM

Our machine doesn't just contain beer so I will not call it a beer vending machine. It is a pepsi machine that we just stock beer in one of the slots and all for a quarter of a dollar. Guinnes on tap at work? It just might be feasible in our budget this month

Church on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 8:59 AM

You all are okay on your budget, wow. I wonder what that is like. Damn U of L budget.

Jay on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 9:48 AM

Thanks for clearing that whole double deuce/deus thing. Although, Double Deus could be a cool name for something. It could also be called Twice God...although that sounds like a christian book store or something.

Jay on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 9:51 AM

Hey conformist facists! Get your God Damn hands out of my hair!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/...k.ap/index.html

kellie on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 10:27 AM

phil, i thought it was wrong. i can never remember the correct spelling dammit! anyone up for drinking this weekend again?

Phil on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 10:29 AM

I didn't know the correct spelling either. I just looked it up on google.

Jay on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 10:39 AM

Kellie, why the hell did you ask that. You have been hanging around with us for over a year. The answer should be obvious.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 10:41 AM

Kellie, I heard a couple nasty rumors about you. First of all, I hear you're practicing up to drink me under the table. Bring it on bitch!! It should be quite entertaining. The other story I heard had something to do with how much you enjoyed spelunking with Marc. Did you find any animals along the way? Perhaps a gerbil? Don't you love the things we say and do when we're drunk?

Church on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 10:43 AM

Hey Chris remember when Stahl tried to put out a fire with a rock

kellie on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 11:04 AM

chris, i was drunk as hell and don't remember what i was saying. all i remember is eating at beef o' bradys with marc before we went to phils. i remember a few words or sentences that i didn't block out unknowingly from people. i remember mindy telling me not to use that word becaue it's unlady like. then i remember marc telling me to wait ten minutes to wait till' my next drink. that's when it got to where i don't remember anything. then the next thing i remember is throwing up all over myself in marc's car and in his bathroom. that wasn't fun, but it's not stopping me.
marc said i wasn't aloud to drink for a while, but fuck that, i mean, screw that. sorry mindy! just because he doesn't drink anymore doesn't mean i can't! he told me some of the drinks or shots i had but still don't remember despite that.
i doubt i could drink you under the table. but maybe i would like to drink as much as i can until i get sick or pass out. all i need to do now is learn how to hold my liquor and i'll be good. practice, practice, practice! if at first you don't succeed, try and try again!

Phil on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 11:13 AM

kellie, just so you are down with the natty sci rules: anything you say while blacked out is not a free pass. you are in fact held more to your word at that point than any other

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 12:01 PM

That was a random comment, Matt, but yes, I remember. The scariest thing about it was that he became a fireman for a while. That guy was a humping moron.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 12:07 PM

Kellie, I agree with Phil about the natty sci rules. He just needs to add that you will never live those moments of drunken stupidity down either. And the point of drinking is not to vomit and pass out. The key is to find the happy medium before vomitting and passing out yet sufficently drunk. It's also good to find the point to stop before the serious hangover will get you.

Bigworm on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 12:30 PM

Believe me, I still hear shit about being a pirate!

Jay on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 12:45 PM

I still hear shit about sucking J-Lo's dick.

Brock on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 1:37 PM

I still hear shit about kicking a homeless guys ass for a dollar. Ok, I didn't actually kick his ass, but you can imagine if I did.

kellie on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 6:14 PM

i know it's not the point to pass out and throw up. it was my first time though, keep that in mind. so i apologize for what ever i said or did. i didn't know what i was doing and was just having a good time. this weekend when i drink i'm just drinking about four or so until i feel good and then stopping. i know i will never live that night down. i'm ok with that. was i really loud? just going by what marc told me. sorry i keep asking, but i'm just curious and don't remember and would like to.

kellie on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 6:15 PM

anyone want to go see walking tall this friday? i love the rock, that's why i want to see it. looks like a good movie to though.

Jay on Monday, April 05, 2004 at 11:07 PM

Did your asshole hurt saturday morning?

adrian on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 5:12 AM

WOW!

kellie on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 7:36 AM

???

Jay on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 9:44 AM

I mean...uh...lol

Phil on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 9:46 AM

i thought we established that marc was the catcher...

Bambi on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 9:53 AM

nasty!!

Marc on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 10:40 AM

what the hell? i'm not the guy from tomcats (bending over a girl while she vomits) jackass. and i don't drink all the time, because i choose not to and money is tight. thatt being said, fuck jay and phil. fuck them up their stupid asses.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 11:10 AM

What's wrong with bending a girl over while she vomits?

Bambi on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 11:47 AM

It's the convulsions man!!!

Brock on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 12:00 PM

Obviously Bambi knows what your talkin' about, Wes.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 12:22 PM

Word....Talking about a pleasant suprise!

Can I get an Amen in here.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 12:23 PM

anyone want to calculate my impurites for Oxytrex stability samples?

It does suck because we have to do it by hand.

Joanna on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 12:31 PM

Sounds like something right up my alley! But no thanks, Wes.

Phil on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 12:36 PM

I don't have much experience with Opioid painkillers, so you'll have to count me out as well

Brock on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 1:10 PM

I'll trade you Wes, I'll measure the impurities if you write up my literature review of the role of the ETS transcription factor in B cell development, but since thats just writing, I'll have to bundle that with finishing the constructs for my transgenic mouse, DNA gel-shift assays for protein binding in the heavy chain enchancer sequence, real-time PCR of gene targets, and transfecting luciferase reporters into pro-B cells.

or...

<earmuffs> we could just tag some bitches from behind while they splooge, and then donkey punch them for full effect </earmuffs>

vist an art museum....

Jay on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 1:40 PM

Yes marc, I would love it if you fucked me up my stupid ass. That would be pretty sweet. With brock out of town, I've been getting kinda lonely.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 3:32 PM

Well considering I have already ran the samples (85 minutes per fucking injection) and properly intergrated the chromatograms, all that is left is to calculate the impurity peaks. I think the calculations for the writing assignment is a deal.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 9:25 PM

Suggestions - Jay and I came to a realization over the weekend. We need to bring back "Stupid Licks".

I came to a realization about 10 minutes ago, bring back "Porn Wednesday"

Jay on Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 1:05 AM

That is a super genius idea wes.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 7:31 AM

Yes I know!

Brock on Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 7:36 AM

What the hell is "Stupid Licks?"

Jay on Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 1:13 PM

Brock, you get a stupid lick just for asking.

Brock on Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 1:24 PM

Not before I punch you in the face.

Jay on Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 5:31 PM

Hey, Brock, Wes is behind the stupid licks too. Why don't you threaten to punch him in the face.

Brock on Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 6:07 PM

I'm all about the violence today... why the hell not!?

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 7:30 PM

Whenever someone says something really stupid or does something stupid, they get a "stupid lick". I am not talking about punching someone where they bruise, a light yet firm tap is sufficient.

Brock on Wednesday, April 07, 2004 at 7:49 PM

Thank you Worm,

thats all I was looking for, a simple definition.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 5:33 AM

Who defines "stupid"? Does it have to be a group consensus, or can the "licker" make his own decision?

Brock on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 6:08 AM

It could be a unilateral decision by the "licker," but without a two-thirds majority, the "licker" risks a counter-strike for the same "stupidity."

Cyclicle thinking!

Bigworm on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 7:43 AM

Burket - You cannot wait for someone to just say something so you can beat them down because you are pissed with medical school.

It must be a legitimate stupid statement. I mean really stupid. Also if you do something stupid, really stupid, that too can result in a stupid lick.

So in other words, when we go out and some people are really trashed and they call a girl a bitch, then a near fight or fight ensues, they deserve a stupid lick, if not a stupid beat down!

Brock on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 8:27 AM

What if someone whistles at a dude? Then he comes over to start a fight, does the whistler deserve a stupid lick or does the dude deserve a stupid beat down for being dumb enough to start a fight?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 8:34 AM

No comment.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 9:46 AM

Can we at least get in the fight first, and then give the guy his stupid lick?

Marc on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 9:48 AM

i understood stupid icks but what the hell is porn wednesday. porn is for everday, and twice on sunday. it makes the world go round. please explain porn wednesday. hopefully it's not something stupid like a bunch of chodes watching a porn together. knowing our crew that might break out into a sponataneous circle jerk. speaking of porn. Girl Next Door, about a girl who is a porn starts comes out tomorrow. maybe movie night saturday?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 10:44 AM

Marc - You will no longer be invited to Porn Wednesday.

Porn Wednesday came about because we were over Truman's house and it happened to be a Wednesday (go figure)and he busted out a lesbian scene video on his computer which included Jenna J. Someone blurted out Porn Wednesday at some point during the night, so the name stuck.

Brock on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 12:47 PM

Dude, Truman had like every single Jenna Jameson video, and he insisted on showing them to everyone. Kinda like Jay's porn drawer.

NO!!! YOU CANNOT USE MY COMPUTER!!!
-Raging Crazed Buffalo

Jay on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 4:03 PM

The bitch wouldn't listen to me. I had to show him who was boss.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 6:49 PM

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Bigworm on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 10:32 AM

http://www.courierpress.com/ecp/me/...2792775,00.html

Finally, our day has come.

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