Just Because

Xota

Posted by Phil on April 8th, in the morning | 190 comments

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Church on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 8:37 AM

Wow, some people have more time to kill at work than me

Brock on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 9:24 AM

I am no longer going to stare at this picture because its mesmorizing, yet making me dumber. Words. Typing. mmmm...
Citadel.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 9:34 AM

How in the world did you find this? And why?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 9:40 AM

I am guessing because it deals with science fiction i mean "science adventure" and because book 1 is the "sword of XOTA"

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 9:46 AM

I'm bored.

Phil on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 9:47 AM

i was reading something and saw something that looked like xota, so i went to google image search and did a search for xota. some interesting pictures (including this one) came back...

plus all i've done for the past four hours is sit while people try to finish some lab in class, so i am bored out of my mind.

Phil on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 9:49 AM

I also changed the top part of the webpage. you might have to refresh (F5) to see it though.

Phil on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 11:29 AM

wow, check out some of these screen shots for the next sims game: http://thesims2.ea.com/screens.php

in particular:
http://thesims2.ea.com/images/scree...creenshot_1.jpg
http://thesims2.ea.com/images/scree...reenshot_31.jpg
http://thesims2.ea.com/images/scree...reenshot_34.jpg
http://thesims2.ea.com/images/scree...reenshot_48.jpg

I guess they know their target market. When I had the Sims I started out as a simple bachelor. Well, the neighbors wife started coming over, and one thing leads to another. Yadda, yadda, yadda she leaves him and we get hitched. Woohoo! Now, if you haven't played the sims, you should know that in order to move up in your career you need a certain amount of "friends." So the misses and I start entertaining. And because I'm a perv, I have my wife (who I now control, because she's my wife, er, I mean living in the same house) start flirting with another dudes wife. It's easier to keep friends in this game if you are getting freaky with them. So my wife's having a lesbian affair with a neighbor. Good times. So I decide to take it to the next level. I get my wife to ask the other chick to marry her.

So I've got two chicks and myself pimping it out in this house. My dude quits his job and has the ladies working all day while I work out and cook on the grill all day. And because these two ladies need to get to bed early to go to work, I decide to create them a little shack in the backyard for them to sleep (together of course) while I throw late night parties.

I couldn't juggle three wives though. Jealousy snuck in believe it or not, and I ended up getting bitch slapped by one of the women.

Marc on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 1:58 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/26npp

(1) Jimmey Kimmel replays Oprah segment where she got a alot of complaints to FCC. She discusses the art of tossing salads

(2) In the Year 2000 - from Conan O'brien. Still funny even four years later.

(3) Since phil like Countdown funny news so much here 3 days worth. Includes: Sheep running wild in the streets, awesome motorcycle chase, piranha in children's petting zoo, and more

Jay on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 3:49 PM

Sweet. Finally someone is talking about my sword.

Phil on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 4:55 PM

excellent on the countdown. it has the spainish motorcycle chase i was trying to link to the other day. awesome.

Phil on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 5:09 PM

found another creepy Sims screenshot: http://imageserver2.thesimsresource...r_news_1238.jpg

Plow King on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 6:00 PM

And as I recall, everytime you had a kid, child services came and took him away.

Phil on Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 6:42 PM

yes, that would be true. it warrants mentioning that child services was doing me a favor

Brock on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 7:45 AM

The Desert Fox will be invading Louisville this weekend. I plan to scourge the town of its alcohol. Who will join my campaign?

Brock on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 8:50 AM

Did everyone get arrested at Genny's last night??

Bigworm on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 8:56 AM

I am sure I will join this campaign! Velarde are you still in town to join the campaign? Does anyone know when he is suppose to go to Maryland?

Church on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 9:59 AM

Damn, Brock is bakc in Louisville. Hide the children and livestock

Jay on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 11:03 AM

Mostly the livestock

Brock on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 11:11 AM

Xota, why the hate?

Phil on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 11:45 AM

christ, i need a beer. if anyone want to get shit faced at oh, 4pm, give me a call.

Bigworm on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 11:54 AM

http://www.courierpress.com/ecp/me/...1626,ECP_2256_2

See so beer is good for you.

Phil on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 11:57 AM

i just saw that guiness article on the other post. unfortunately I "only" have 12 honey browns, so that will have to be my vitamin intake.

Bigworm on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 12:14 PM

If we go to Flanagans.....we get more beer with our mugs for the same price. We still need to get our shirts by the way.

Brock on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 12:25 PM

I plan on being in town around 8-9 PM. Will everyone be unconscious by then? Will Jay still be sleeping? Will Burket still be studying? Will Phil's Honey Browns be gone? We already know Church will have consumed 20 pints of Guinness, but will he still be calling Adrian a bitch? Will Adrian be giving Church a tonsilectomy with his bare hands? Will Lynnie make out with a brick wall? Will Marc be eating McDonalds?

Bigworm on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 1:07 PM

1. No
2. Good chance
3.Hell yeah
4. Only if they were smirnoff
5. I am sure he will be till the day he dies
6. I'd bet on it
7. Only if he drinks Booker's
8. All white meat chicken nuggets, fuck yeah

kellie on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 4:18 PM

arrested at genny's?

mowgli on Friday, April 09, 2004 at 6:00 PM

Greetings from Maryland, I now have crabs...you guys are going to have to pound a couple brews w/o me this weekend, Booker's is very bad...yeah very, very bad!!!

Brock on Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 8:57 AM

Lynnie in Maryland = Wes does not come out = Phil does not come out = Burket and I drink alone on Friday.

Smegaheads!

kellie on Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 9:32 AM

brock, i know why three of them didn't come out. wes, jay and marc i think were at dougs bachaelor party. i know that's spelled wrong and i don't care! i was up for doing something last night but no one called and i stayed home bored out of my mind. hopefully you all will go out tonight.
i've got three more weeks left of school. how about everyone else that is in school? i graduate next may if i pass the review board for my photography portfolio that i'm working on and stressing out about. those cocksuckers from Wisconsin please bring jagear tonight if we go out! i need a drink desperately!

Phil on Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 10:30 AM

Here's a pretty cool article about some lady who lives near Chernobyl and goes on motorcycle rides through it, and took a bunch of photos
http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/k...d/chapter1.html

Bigworm on Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 10:59 AM

Kellie - Here is an idea...why don't you pick up the Jager yourself?

Sorry I didn't go out last night, didn't go to Doug's Bachelor Party either, just stayed home instead.

Phil on Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 11:12 AM

way to think outside the box wes on the jäger suggestion.

I just like typing jäger.

Brock on Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 12:37 PM

Dude, the whole Chernobyl article is pretty intense. I think everyone should check it out. Note to self: Living near a nuclear reactor bad!

Ok... its Saturday, is anyone seriously going out? Or just sitting on the couch being a bum?

Phil on Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 1:09 PM

I am going on out. no diggity no doubt.

kellie on Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 4:15 PM

i want to go out too. i'm not staying home another damn night. my sister that goes to a damn christian college is here and preaching to me every second about stuff i do that isn't perfect. "i hope you don't do this or that, blah, blah, blah." what ever, she can go to hell. actually, i hope she doesn't because i don't want her to be there with me. that would be freaking worse. trying not to cuss! i will try to pick up some jager, marc said no, but i will! if i don't do it this weekend, it will be the next. sorry for the long paragraph. can't wait till' she leaves! damn sister preacher!

Phil on Saturday, April 10, 2004 at 5:53 PM

hey marc, I have a video request. I saw something on conan where he spliced the video of the c. rice trial and the apprentice, and it looked pretty damn funny.

Phil on Sunday, April 11, 2004 at 7:09 AM

i think i lost my voice. hard core.

i have no idea what will happen come monday if I still can't talk. write really fast in notepad or something? just have people read the chapter then ask me questions?

this may get...interesting.

Bigworm on Sunday, April 11, 2004 at 9:57 AM

who all went out last night...anything interesting occur?

Phil on Sunday, April 11, 2004 at 11:34 AM

Let's see, went to the BW3s on bardstown road. Almost empty. For the record, they close at 2am but for some reason have last call at 1:30.

then i cockblocked some dude at O'Shea's and had to be dragged out because I REALLY wanted to buy another beer, even though it took me like 4 minutes to even figure out how much money I had (the answer: two ones and a ten).

Good times.

Bigworm on Sunday, April 11, 2004 at 7:34 PM

In other words, same shit different day.

Jay on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 12:52 AM

At O'Shea's, some dude offered to suck my toe. I turned him down, of course.

Church on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 4:51 AM

Why was Brock offering to suck your toe Jay?

Phil on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 4:53 AM

christ my voice sounds AWFUL.

i have a dim projector, and a dim voice. fuck me

adrian on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 4:55 AM

Practice sign language Phil

Phil on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 5:00 AM

All I know is the international symbol for "wanker" and I'll be using it all week long.

If my projector was better, I could just type really fast onto the board.

adrian on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 5:19 AM

just show them the paris hilton tape, that ought to shut them up

Church on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 5:44 AM

Phil if you cannot talk, just walk into work and start throwing things at everybody. They will be momentarily absorbed with the search for cover and then will think your crazy. Long story short, you get a week off.

Phil on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 8:31 AM

i'd also get off two weeks from now too, because i'll be back again. fuckers.

Brock on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 8:45 AM

Weekend summary: Friday- Everyone whores us out and Michelle and I drink with Burket ad Joanna all night. Good Times. Saturday- Adrian bats the cycle by finishing off the week with 4 car-bombs and 2 Jager-bombs (you da man!) Consensus- everyone is hungry, so we try out Bardstown Rd. BW3s. Conclusion- Good food, pricey beer, and FREAK is going to get his ass kicked for pulling the upset in trivia. Half of the group leaves, die-hard drinkers Michelle, Jay, Phil, and myself head to O'Sheas to keep the excitements going. Instead, sit on couch and drink beer - Phil cockblocks everyone, Jason screams at us because he's drunk, Jay is mellow but is interested in all poontang within eyeball distance. I'd give the evening a 6, based on getting to eat.

Phil - just act like you are trapped in an invisible box... that speaks volumes alone.

Church on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 9:30 AM

No fights Brock, wow so much for your nickname as the desert fox. From now on you are the Desert Chinchilla

Jay on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 10:25 AM

I heart poontang.

Brock on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 11:29 AM

Hmmm.... why didn't I try to fight anyone? Wait!! I did want to kick the shit out of that FREAK guy on trivia.

Marc, video request: Can you find the clip of Janet Jackson playing Condi Rice on SNL this past weekend?

Marc on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 12:37 PM

no sweat, actually already in the works. that and one other snl clip that pushes the limit. plus others will be online before too long.

Phil on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 1:12 PM

courtesy of totalfark, Jenna Bush sports bruises on both her knees: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...pmm111504111716

Marc on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 2:00 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY - HOLY CRAP THERE'S A LOT
http://tinyurl.com/3bhrf

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause to much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because i don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be posssible copywright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks.

(1) Drunk drives into gas pumps. Explosion that ensues could have been filmed for Leathal Weapon 5

(2) Oddball news: Asian log-riding, runaway parasails, Blackhawks vs. paddleboats, and more skateboarding doggie.

(3) I had been looking for video of this all day. no direct visuals of the event could be found though. A church in Glassport, Pennsylvania wanted kids to know the Easter is about Jesus and not a bunny. so they got someone dressed up in a bunny costume and beat him like Jesus was beaten. They are chanted "The Easter bunny isn't real." Ethan Suplee was not in attendence. (Mallrats reference)

(4)A favorite blooper of ours at work. Remember when you are in showbiz, even just by being a weatherman, an you are wearing a microphone. either take it off or tell the sound guy to turn the mike off when going to the bathroom, or this could happen.

(5) REQUESTED: Conan shows clip of Condaleeza Rice being fired by Donald "The Donald" Trump

(6) REQUESTED: Janet Jackson on SNL playing Condaleeza Rice. She does surprisingly well, in my opinion.

(7) This SNL skit might go to far for some but is hilarious to others. It deals with Soaked Cork.

Enjoy,
you fuckin cork soakers.

kellie on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 5:10 PM

i would've drank more, but i couldn't afford to be sick or what ever on easter and have a hang over like last time. so i only had half of the parrot rum i had and a malibu and could've had another. i didn't want to chance it though. hopefully doug's wedding won't take that damn long so we can come out and drink etc. is anyone going to thunder this year? anyone scaling walls again or dropping a beer in the uofl school? how about those gay bicycle cops? i'd like to see one of them fall over off the bike, that would be funny.

*Rachel* on Monday, April 12, 2004 at 8:47 PM

blink blink

Church on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 5:01 AM

Brock, no fighting. Who are you? By the way, I would have destroyed you in BW3s trivia

adrian on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 5:22 AM

Church, you mean you would have fondeled him in BW3's.

adrian on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 5:25 AM

Barry Bond sure knocked the shit out of the Ball for his 660th home run. I would love to see him with a metal bat and a Kerry Wood fastball right down the pipe.

Church on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 5:38 AM

Nah Adrian, I believe you are wrong. Also, you're a bitch

Phil on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 5:41 AM

Church, I don't know how they did things at St. X, but amongst men talking shit is not about saying "you're a bitch" in greater quantities than anyone else does not qualify as quality smack talk.

Church on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 5:58 AM

damit Phil, it's early, I haven't come up with anything creative yet. Need you bring St. X. On other notes, I was at my old place of employment this weekend and the first wedding order I saw was for Doug's wedding, I guess he's going through with it

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 8:59 AM

Poor bastard.

Church on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 9:06 AM

Wonder what the reception will be like?

Phil on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 9:10 AM

I was watching law and order last night and they found a dude dead in his house. The old guy implied that wife might have done it, and his partner said "man, you sure are cynical about love."

and the old guy says "not cynical about love, cynical about marriage."

dum dum!

Church on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 9:23 AM

I think the house next door to my apartment is filled with dead bodies. No one goes in, no goes out, it's like the film The Burbs

Dween on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 9:31 AM

And on a completely unrelated note:

Crimsonland, Survival mode: 20th place, 3,778,082 points, jackhammer. I ran out of good perks. It was all shit like "Grim deal" and "Random Weapon."

Phil on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 9:46 AM

Not bad. Not bad at all. I told you that jackhammer kicks ass once you get the reload upgrades and bonus upgrades.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 10:18 AM

what's the plan for the weekend fellas?

Not sure on if I will be at Ocharley's tonight (big freaking suprise I know), but Daisy was spayed today so it is doubtful.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 10:19 AM

I know Doug is getting married, and i will go to the wedding atleast, but afterwards, people can booze it up at my crib if people want to.

Jay on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 10:38 AM

Sounds like a plan Wes. Although, I have to go to Doug's reception, because I need to see he and Annie's family duke it out. It will be hilarious.

Church on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 10:46 AM

Nothing like a fight at a wedding reception, or the infamous who can be the drunkest person at the reception contest.

Jay on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 11:06 AM

My money's on Doug, that is, if his wife lets him drink. So really, it will probably be a tie between Doug's mother and Doug's sister.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 2:46 PM

Odds are I will be going to Thunder, so we can do the usual and meet up at my house if you all want. Or we can booze it up at Wes's house. Or (for all who weren't invited) we can crash Doug's reception and see how fast we can cause a divorce. Or...well, I'm out of ideas but count me in for whatever's going on because I won't be doing much of any studying this weekend.

Marc on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 3:24 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/2vk7d

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause to much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because i don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be posssible copywright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks.

(1)Tonight show report goes to the streets of NYC to find out what people will do for $5

(2) Jim Beam and Starbucks to announce a new liquoer

(3) Cool new water-like invention can put out fires, but won't ruin things by getting them wet either. they dunk a book and laptop into a pit of it and it work fine.

(4) maybe you've heard to the new bible diet, based off what jesus ate. but he's a little more insight into it.

enjoy

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 4:19 PM

Hell of an idea Burket, that's cool we can meet at your house since you are going.....just trying to provide an alternative means to partying if you weren't going to be there.

kellie on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 4:41 PM

marc, do we have to go to doug's reception?
chris, you could take off the wheels on the car they're going to use so they can't make it in time to where ever they're going. or you could put balogna on it and it will take the paint off. that's highschool stuff, but that's all that i could come up with.
bambi or rachel or whoever, (do you have the new brittany spears CD Toxic? If you do, could you copy it for me? i have extra cd's if you want one if any of you can.)

Bambi on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 5:52 PM

You should support Britney Spears and buy the cd, it's worth it, plus with the money, she can hire a new trainer cause she's lookin' a little pudgy in the middle!!

mowgli on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 6:48 PM

she can use the money to get voice lessons, or at least get lessons on how to lip sync better.

HOT BACON GREASE...BIITTCHH!!!

Xota knows what I'm talkin' about...

*Rachel* on Tuesday, April 13, 2004 at 8:41 PM

Bambi how could you betray Britt britt that way??? I am so hurt..I thought she looked damn good in her hot pink and black lingerie in her concert... In the Zone is an excellent cd that you should go buy if you really like Britney. There are actually a lot of good songs on it...If you're going for that kind of music...

Jay on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 12:44 AM

Mowgli, I know exactly what you're talking about. And Marc, you're a bastard for making me think dirty thoughts that I shouldn't be (No, not gay thoughts, but wrong never the less). God damnit.

Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 4:49 AM

I saw a Chappelle show that I hadn't seen before with Wayne Brady. Oh christ that was funny.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!?!?

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 5:04 AM

Anyone seen the Chapelle episode where he is Nelson Mandela on an ass kicking spree. He is choking some dude and yelling cry the beloved country. Marvelous. There is going to be another demonstration at U of L, the campus is covered in fundamentalist anti- gay marriage flyers. At least protests reduce the lines at the vending machines

Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 5:37 AM

Church, you should make up a sign that says "we must stop dudes from trying to marry me."

Or even better, but probably too obscure of a cultural reference: "Gay Marriage Ain't My Culture an' Heritage!"

Or, just a sign that says "Deuteronomy 23:1"

(here's the passage for those who ain't down with their bible: http://bible.gospelcom.net/cgi-bin/...mp;x=14&y=8)

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 5:40 AM

I don't know about the sign, since I want to make signs calling for the impeachment of Fletcher. Though I want to just randomly put up signs that say "Think. Ezekial 25:17"

adrian on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 5:41 AM

fo shizzle my nizzle

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 5:42 AM

solid

Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 6:18 AM

holy crap i'm tired. the people in the room next to me watch tv until 3 or 4am every freaking night, and the walls are so thin it's keeping me awake. i hate cheapass hotels.

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 6:30 AM

Phil you just described what it is like living in my apartment complx. Except, my redneck Springer show wannabe neighbors fight and argue until four a.m.

Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 6:34 AM

i have no idea where that bologna comment came from, but wtf? first, if you are trying to dely someone, striping paint off a car wouldn't actual do much to the cars ability to drive.

and second, how freakin' hot would it have to get for bologna to strip paint? 150 degrees? 175?

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 7:26 AM

George W. Bush, 4 more years!

Rachel - We have to be honest here...Britney Spears looks hot no denying that. Her music sucks though.

And for the record, sucking isn't always a bad thing, however, in this case it is!

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 7:28 AM

Vacation Day today! Yippeeee. Okay I think i just became gay for a second. Okay, I'm straight again.

If anyone wants to do lunch or something give me a call.

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 7:28 AM

Kerrey in 2004. The US has surrounded Najaf this morning, al-Sadr will be dead or captured by Saturday. The speech last night was interesting though the mentioning of Hezbollah and Hamas was suspect

kellie on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 7:30 AM

ok, what about taking the hub caps and screws out and hiding them? would that do anything?

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 7:33 AM

Would that I could afford lunch, though there is supposedly free food somewhere at U of L

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 7:35 AM

Hell why not just try a sniper on the grassy knoll?

Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 7:38 AM

contrary to popular belief, hub caps do nothing in regards to car's ability to drive.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 7:40 AM

In fact, if they are going to stay at the Super 8 Motel in say Bedford, IN...they might even fit in.

But hey, if you get the vibrating bed....it's all good.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 9:34 AM

Has anyone heard the song "I believe in a thing called love" by The Darkness

I love that song, not because it is an awesome piece of music, but because the lead singer things he can really sing. I was motivated to start a band and try singing because apparently you don't need much talent to make some $$$$$.

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 9:50 AM

But you have to a cool name. How about Xota and the Fairdale sound

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:07 AM

Or the Bulldog 3

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:09 AM

How about Jaegermachine. You could also have Brock form a band and be your opening act, maybe call it the Brock Schweitzer Repressed Homosexuality Experience

adrian on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:09 AM

Church that was the gayest thing i ever read

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:16 AM

Damn, it's not a day until you insult me. Hey Adrian, you could form a band and call it nothing says romance like a pool table

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:23 AM

OR THAT COULD BE THE HIT SONG

Jay on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:25 AM

Phil- I agree. I have been saying "Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?" all friggin' week. Wes, I actually do like that song, and the album is pretty cool. And no, I want to start a band that has talent. Not like Nirvana. Marc- I was totally not trying to go there.

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:25 AM

Hmm, still needs a band name.

Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:27 AM

I think "I believe in a thing called love" is played on the preview for the hot chick or some other movie just like the hot chick. Perhaps Mean Girls. I heard the song while playing on my laptop so I didn't catch what commercial it was playing on.

The Darkness is a pretty cool band. Love is Only a Feeling is also good. Nothing like a good band in the style of AC/DC or Queen.

They've also got a song about genital warts called "Growing On Me." I'm serious.

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:28 AM

No band can top Rancid

hoban on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:34 AM

The Darkness has repeatedly said that they are a joke of themselves...Meaning their whole style is a joke on the bands of the mid 1980's but at the same time the band loves that type of music. So they are both joking on and recreatng the mid 1980's hairband style...however Phil is right that much of their lyrics and their style on and off the stage is mearly a joke on themselves. They also have said they never thought it would catch on and do not know exactly where to go from here

hoban on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:35 AM

Rancid is a bad ass band too church but you can not be a true rancid fan until you have been to a concert and dealt with a true mosh pit next to guys and girls with huge mohawks and leather jackets...True punk rock at its best

Church on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:37 AM

Damn Hoban, I thought you didn't like Rancid, but only liked sell out punk rock. Op Ivy rules

Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:40 AM

olsen twins have turned down offer to be in hustler: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/a...-610090,00.html

Jay on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 10:49 AM

"Growing on Me" is on the School of Rock soundtrack. What does that say about the kids?

Joanna on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 11:18 AM

Bambi- call me. I've got a question for you. Does your voice mail not work? I've called your cell a few times with no answer!

Jay on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 11:28 AM

Why don't you just ask her on here, Joanna? Do you have something to hide?

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 11:46 AM

We all have something to hide...is it suppose to burn when you pee?

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 11:59 AM

http://cbsnewyork.com/njnews/NJ--Bi...urces_news_html

I have an idea what they can do with it.

Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 12:18 PM

speaking of people having things to hide, someone on totalfark just submitted a survey titled (and ladies, avert your eyes): "When masturbating, do you try to synchronize your orgasm with the guy(s) on screen?"

Jay on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 12:32 PM

Doesn't everybody?

hoban on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 12:42 PM

Church you dork...Operation Ivy was a ska band not a punk rock band...two completely different generes of music...Osrry I could not help proven you wrong because I know you rarely are...

Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 12:48 PM

http://www.comics.com/comics/frazz/

internet conspiracy theorist think this is Bill Waterson's alter ego making a come back...

Jay on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 12:48 PM

Umm...what the hell was that last sentence, Pat?

Brock on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 12:49 PM

Holy crap! A busy day of ramblings.

Church - stop trying to convince yourself that I'm gay, I will not make out with you! This guy's talkin' about chlorophyll, more like borophyll! And all Church wants to do is make out. NO!

Thunder: Of course Burket won't be studying... he loves the river way too much to miss Thunder. Its supposed to be nice on Saturday! Lets get down there earlier than 30 seconds before the fireworks start. Therefore... drinking even earlier is a must!

Britney Spears: She's no Christina... who doesn't like trashy chicks!

Band name: Crazed Buffalo has Worms!

Jay on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 1:05 PM

Hey, Brock, how about a band name that ISN'T gay. That one is worse that Electric Double Layer.

Brock on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 1:33 PM

Dude, everything is gay with you. That band name is gay, that dude is guy, my hand is gay, chemistry is gay, buffalos are gay, the sky is gay, fireworks are gay, gay is gay!

ROAR!

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 1:50 PM

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This is the best site ever.

Tell him to do something and he will do it. The chicken can even rival wyld stallions on the air guitar

Brock on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 2:03 PM

There is something creepy about that chicken. Should ask him to show where he keeps all the little kids.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 2:16 PM

He's pretty awesome though...he will do anything.

Marc on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 2:46 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/25ekw

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause to much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because i don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be posssible copywright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks.

(1) Still trying to figure out how this was done, please give me any insight you might have. on Letterman, two circus performers do trickS upside down in the air but without wires, if it using magnets, then it still don't get how'd they'd be able to do it either. MUST SEE THIS.

(2) How did you celebrate Easter? who cares. two church shot fireworks and rockets at one another.

(3) time-lapse video of a SUV being built out of LEGO's

enjoy

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 3:38 PM

By causing an early divorce, I meant showing at the wedding/reception and making an ass out of Doug. In other words, share some stories with his wife, get him drunk and let him do it on his own, or just drink his beer and see how long it takes to get kicked out.


Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 3:39 PM

Band name: Fecalith
First single: Shitstone

mowgli on Wednesday, April 14, 2004 at 3:41 PM

wow, the chicken break dances...but I can't get him to smash his head into the tv.

Church on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 4:52 AM

Damn Brock, way to rehash an insult from Billy Madison you animal ravaging freak

Phil on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 5:08 AM

Wow, Dontrelle Willis is perfect for the season (6 for 6) and almost hit for the cycle last night. Although, the chance of him getting a triple is probably close to 2.5 billion to one

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap...ameId=240414120

Brock on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 5:30 AM

I saw that, and I immediately went to my fantasy baseball league and tried to pick him up. Too bad he's a pitcher and his batting stats aren't counted in fantasy baseball. It was a good thought though.

kellie on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 7:40 AM

girls, can i please crash at someone's place on saturday? my sister is bringing home a bunch of christian do gooders from her damn christian college. i particuarlly do not feel like dealing with them, especially this weekend. my sister already gives me a hard time about not going to church and tries to stuff religion down my throat. that's all i need is for her friends to do it too. please help!

Jay on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:00 AM

Hey, Kellie, why don't you get drunk and act like an ass around them. That would be funny.

Phil on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:02 AM

i'm sure you could up some interesting games and/or contests to play with your sister's friends too.

Jay on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:12 AM

Wow, Phil, that's deep. Really deep.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:21 AM

That is humping hilarious. I don't know if anythng I say can measure up to the sheer comedy genius.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:23 AM

Has anyone decided on final plans for Thunder, besides an ass-load of drinking? I heard a rumor that the girls may have their own plans, so is this going to end up a guys night out, too?

Jay on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:25 AM

A guy's night out would be friggin' sweet.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 11:31 AM

I'll even volunteer to drive for guys night out.

Jay, how much work do you actually do in a given day? I think I've done more work at Bellarmine the last couple of weeks than you.

Jay on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 12:16 PM

Yes. That seems likely. But it is the end of the semester. There are no more chemistry labs, and physics labs are a joke. Plus, I've put off my grading, so there is a fair amount of that I still need to do.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 12:47 PM

Don't count on a guys night out for thunder. I know that Abby will be there and I am pretty sure that Micah and Amie are coming up too.

Brock on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 1:17 PM

I will also be invading for Thunder. I never miss out on an opportunity to scale walls, race cars, threaten ice-cream men, have Lynnie smash my funnel cake (ASS!), watch Burket swim in the river, run full speed down Floyd St., ooohh and ahhhh obnoxiously loud, step on little kids for a better spot, ohhh.. and drink!

First question: When will those attending the Huelsman execution be free?

Second question: Do I need to bring my Explorer in?

Third question: Can we drink before noon?

Proposal: Those not attending execution meet at Burkets early and begin the drinking and possibly grill out. (Cornhole anyone?) When those who attend execution arrive, force them to take shots or funnel beer, and leave within an hour to at least get down there to wander aimlessly among the crowd. I would recommend at least 1-2 hours before the fireworks. (Parking at UofL?) My cousin(COP) will be stationed at Witherspoon past Slugger Field, so we can visit to watch a beat-down. Watch things blow-up in sky!! Stumble back to cars and drink more at Burkets... <earmuffs>or go to the strip club</earmuffs>.

Suggestions?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 2:43 PM

Sounds like a helluva plan to me. Odds are we will need your Explorer and any other large vehicles we can find plus some people to drive them. Depending on if/when I have to work will dictate how early drinking/cooking out/cornhole can begin. Do we want to plan on taking coolers down there again especially if we plan on arriving early?

joe on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 3:13 PM

does it sound gay when brock says he wants to play cornhole?

Brock on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 6:47 PM

Joe, I'm really disappointed that you took it that way. I expected that to be the first thing Church would bring up, but the fag award goes to Joe.

Is the Chow Wagon going on down at the waterfront on THunder? I wouldn't mind getting down there early enough to check some of the festivities out. What food am I bringing? You better get off work early!

Mindy on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 9:13 PM

There is no such girls' night out on thunder...It was just a thought, but fell through miserably. sorry....

I also claim "not it" on driving this weekend.

Oh, and Chow Wagons do not open 'til a few days after Thunder, for some reason.

Mindy on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 9:17 PM

OH YEAH! Can whoever drove Phil home last Saturday, check his/her car for my driver's license? It is currently M.I.A.

Jay on Thursday, April 15, 2004 at 10:17 PM

I will look for it, Mindy.

kellie on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 6:44 AM

i'm drinking this weekend! i'm f...ing stressed out from school and stuff. oh, on a comment chris made earlier, doug could make an ass of himself without drinking. rachel, you can you back me up on this? aka (when he met you at o'charleys the first time.) i'm taking pictures at the wedding, so anything happens i got it on film!

Bambi on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 7:52 AM

I would also like to add "not it" on driving!!

Brock on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 7:57 AM

I call "all the hot babes in my car," including Burket, he's a sexy bitch!

Is there anyone who does not or cannot drink Saturday. I'll take one for the team if need be. Only if I'm fed well!

If the wedding is at 1, then we can expect the releasing of the captives by 4-5?

Will there be a pre-Thunder preparation night this evening?

Bigworm on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 8:24 AM

And for the record, do not count on me driving either.

Bigworm on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 8:35 AM

Another big question here. What does everyone plan on drinking? I will drink pretty much anything, though whiskey does sound good to me. Does anyone want to drink that with me?

Jay on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 10:34 AM

Since Brock seems to be the only one willing to step up, I will drive this weekend. Except no chicks in my car. By God, I am going to make this a guys night out no matter what!!!

Phil on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 10:45 AM

what's the rule for calling shotgun over the internet?

Jay on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 10:49 AM

I don't think there is one. But since you called it, I guess you're riding shotgun with me on saturday.

Bigworm on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 10:57 AM

Phil, that is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard.

Bigworm on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 11:21 AM

Pre-thunder prep night is one hell of an idea. However, the Yanks and Redsox are playing tonight so I may be watching that instead. Though drinking and baseball do go hand in hand, for example look at Jason "Jack Daniels" Giambi.

Fuck it, why not. I have had worse reasons to drink.

Brock on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 11:31 AM

Once again, Wes comes through in the clutch with a brilliant reason to drink. BW3's on Bardstown for the game? What time does it start? I have that whole I-71 stretch to get pumped for the drinking. If I am going to have to drive, I want to enjoy tonight.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 12:41 PM

Good call on the baseball game. Could get violent if we're drinking bourbon though. I'm not driving tonight, but I will drive tomorrow. Pre-Thunder festivities can start at any time tomorrow since I have the nicest residents ever and gave us another weekend off.

adrian on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 12:53 PM

Hell, I am drinking a beer right now and it is almost 4:00. God bless leap frog for letting me drink beer while programming. And Phil, your shotgun call was about as gay as Matt Church. We need to go somewhere to watch the game and drink some Brews. Bw3's is an excellent choice.

And I'm outty

Bigworm on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 1:14 PM

Adrian agrees with me. Goodloe's gotta stick together.

mowgli on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 3:20 PM

anything going on tonight fellas?

Bigworm on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 4:53 PM

Yes, we are heading out. We are trying to head out early to so we can make it to BW3's to watch the game at 8. I am not for sure how realistic that is, however, that was the original plan.

kellie on Friday, April 16, 2004 at 7:01 PM

i'm not driving either! i don't want to get sick like last time, but i am drinking and not driving! i've had a damn stressful week at school. i need this weekend to be enjoyable at least before i go back to school next week.

Jay on Sunday, April 18, 2004 at 10:41 PM

How the hell can you be stressed out? You don't even go to a real school!

adrian on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 5:00 AM

Two days sober here. I should get a freaking cookie! It's amazing how clear things are without the Haze.

Church on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 5:08 AM

Two days is commendable, but see if you can make it passed your first trip to a bar

adrian on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 5:17 AM

I am going to trivia tonight and I don't plan on drinkign

Church on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 5:55 AM

Once you get through the first bar, it's easy sailing. It's all mental man. Best of luck

Bigworm on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 6:30 AM

Adrian - I am convinced that you were trying to kill me with that shot of Makers Mark. You bastard.

Was anyone else hurting on saturday?

Church on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 6:34 AM

Saturday morning was quite hurtful, as was Sunday. It's always weird when I end up drinking on Frankfort Avenue

Brock on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 6:48 AM

I was hurting for about 15 seconds on Saturday night... damn greasy-ass funnel cakes!

Church on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 6:52 AM

Brock just to re-assert you're a moron. I mean hell, you kept asking me on Saturday where my hat was because I evidently always wear a hat.

Brock on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 6:59 AM

To confirm that you are in fact the short-bus scholar, that was Friday night! Maybe you should think about your drinking problem when you can't even remember days anymore. Also, I apologize for not knowing vivid details of your attire. Unlike Adrian, who wants to dress like you, I prefer my own wardrobe.

Church on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 7:02 AM

Short bus scholar? Not bad for someone who models himself after Rommel while mostly resembling a sack of crap. If I remember correctly Brock you never made it inside Flannagans and were dreaming of your day job of inseminating goats.

adrian on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 7:54 AM

Dress like Church?

Brock on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 8:12 AM

Adrian: He calls you his bitch, so you must want to imitate that.

Sack of crap! I'd recommend wittier comebacks like Fecal Pouch or Excrement Muncher. But, go with the livestock molesting, since that seems to be the recurring brain wave.

Nope, didn't make it into Flannigans, but not because I was unable to, but because I'm not going through the side door... only the front door is worthy of my patronage. Thus, I made a trip down to Outlook, where Burket checked out some Grizzly Adams' package in the bathroom.

Ok, I'm bored.

Church on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 8:20 AM

Only the front door is worthy of your presence, my God you are such a wannabe badass

Phil on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 8:47 AM

adrian / marc: I don't have my phone on me, but I can eat lunch whenever this week. Drop me a line here or just come into our instructor room if you guys go get food.

adrian on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 9:33 AM

Phil, lunch at 1:00?

Phil on Monday, April 19, 2004 at 9:38 AM

sure thing

Jay on Tuesday, April 20, 2004 at 10:17 AM

Don't forget how on friday those frat boys flicked a cigarette butt at a retarded dude.

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