Time for a New Post

Since the last post broke down into an argument between aging left-wing hippie douches and inbred right-wing conservative rednecks, I decided to post something on a more unifying topic.  Work sucks, but the only thing worse is not working.  I have begun my job search in earnest this week, and it has not been fun.  You'd think a Master's of Science in Chemistry would be worth something, but it's not.  Not much, anyway.  Everyone is looking for specialists.  So, if you guys ever go out to eat lunch, stop by McDonalds, because I will be able to give you an employee discount. 

Added by Phil: The next eight months are shaping up to be a video game nerds paradise, and a girlfriend's worse nightmare.  This summer alone there are three games being released that many people have waited 2+ years to come out, followed quickly by a new GTA3 AND Gran Fucking Turismo.  And right now, the E3 conference is going on where the game companies are struting their stuff.  So without further ado, the "PhilCo Highly Anticipated Title List - aka the PHAT List (man, I crack myself up).

  • GTA San Andreas
    Looks to be set in the  era of the Boys in the Hoodz style of movies.  Good times there.  Many of the rumors have surrounded the game has thought it to take place in LA, but it is looking like the setting is all of California.  Which means I fully expect the Queer Eye Gangs in San Fran. Cool new things like recruiting gang members, and even owning a Casino.  Good bye 6 months of my life.  More details at GamesRadar.
  • Doom 3
    Many an hour was spent playing Doom I and II.  Probably the single geekiest moment of my life would be when I got in a debate, at a drama practice no less, over whether Doom or some gay ass Apogee game called Blake Stone would be better.  I think we know who won that debate.  Suck on it, drama fags.  Anyways, Doom 3 looks badass.
  • Half-Life 2
    This game makes me happy in my pants.  The original Half-Life is probably the best all around game of all time.  Before Grand Theft Auto 3, it was the only game I had beat three times just because there was so much to see and do while playing the game.  Just hanging out with the scientists at the beginning of the game was awesome.  Anyways, one of the things I'm most looking forward to in HL2 is the source engine.  They've tried to make the video game world as realistic as possible.  If you shoot up a wooden bridge, the wood will fall into the water and float, while the metal sinks.  You can knock over barrels (or use a gravity gun to throw them into enemies).  Download some of the movies to check this stuff out.  Good times
  • The Sims 2
    Yeah yeah yeah.  shut it.  I liked the first one.  The graphics are now 3D, and they are introducing all kinds of new game play features.  The ladies love this game.  Until they find out the little buddy you are controlling in the game has two wives, and hangs out in the pool all day with the all neighbors wives.  But whatever.
  • Gran Turismo 4
    Awwww yeah.  Prior to GTA, this game was THE reason to own a Playstation.  So many people were buying the playstation along with Gran Turismo, the actually started selling them together in a package.  I know of at least 5 of my friends that bought playstations JUST for this game.  Anyways, the fourth one is looking to have over 100 courses, and rumored to have at least 800 cars.  They are so fanatical about cars that they might delay the game to 2005 just to get Ferrari's in the game (EA has an exclusive license with Ferrari that expires in 2005).  Awesome stuff (and make sure you check out some of the videos.
  • Halo 2, bitches
    The game that almost single handedly causes Molly to dump Kris.  Oh, but it was so worth it. Playing through that game on cooperative mode was a blast, and kicking Marcs faggity ass back and forth is even more fun.  Fight like a man.  Anyways, here's the trailer.  Hit the lights, it's boner time.
  • Fable
    The developers are striving to make "the greatest RPG of all time."  I don't know much about it myself, but there is plenty to look at and do.  Here's the latest preview, and checkout the bottom for more previews and movies.  I believe Wes has spoken highly of what he's read in the past.

Posted by Jay on May 13th, in the morning | 212 comments

Comments

Church on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 7:40 AM

Screw the employee discount, you all hiring

Phil on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 7:42 AM

damn it jay, I was working on a new post myself.

Marc on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 7:44 AM

phil, just modify his then jackass. and get it a better name. maybe to "FUCK WORK.....no, no the Porn Industry"

Marc on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:00 AM

actually jay you need to get a job where all of us can mooch off of your employee discount. We need people to work part-time or full-time at Sears, Best Buy OR Circuity City, a car lot, Century 21, State Farm Insurance, Insight Communications, or anything else that could hook each other up. So put your dreams aside, and ask you're self how can I make life easier and cheaper for Marc. I mean why else are you alive?

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:01 AM

I like working, I just wish I had a job I really loved doing and thought that I could do forever. However, being in charge of a porno store that has Matt Church as Peep Show Jizz Mopper, just has too many legal problems these days.

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:03 AM

Actually Marc, I know someone at Insight, but they say you need someone who is an installer, but the company is even cracking down on that, because the cable industry really isn't making a lot of money, so they are making sure people aren't stealing it.

Church on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:13 AM

Damn it Pete, I have a Master's. I should at least be upper management. Adrian could be the mopper

Phil on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:17 AM

How to steal cable: Get a cable modem. Don't get cable. Ha, free cable!

My buddy Richard would climb up the utility poles and actually remove the filters they put so you can't get cinemax. Not sure if it still works. I doubt if you could steal digital cable though.

Marc on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:19 AM

Like Adrian would even use the mop. What does that mean? oh well.

So work for DirectTV then and learn how to download their signal without subscribing. it can be done.

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:25 AM

Okay Church, you are in charge of putting the videos up when we get shipments in and helping customer with movie questions. Adrian will have to use the mop-if I catch him cleaning up the Jizz with anything else, he's fired.

If history has taught us anything it's 3 things

1) You can kill anyone if you're willing to die too
2) You can steal anything, as long as you don't mind getting caught occassionally
3) There will always be Peep Show Jizz Moppers in some form or another.

joe on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:29 AM

hey jay if you find someplace good to work let me know...after i fail this actuary exam i'll need a job too

Marc on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:39 AM

Porn and alcohol do well, even better in times of depression or recession, because they are escapist tools from day-to-day bullshit.

So of course there will be jiz moppers I mean...
"The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away." Clerks

If anyone is going to be answering questions about movies it will be me. Now true, although I might watch a lot of porn, it is no where near the abundance that Church, Jay and Adrian watch.....together. But I could bone up on my Adult film knowledge. But I'll have to pass-off to the other 3 when they ask about German Shit films and whatnot.

Raul Duke on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:50 AM

Looking for job security, here's some golden rules:

1. Everone gets older
2. Everyone dies

Work in healthcare. There's a good reason it represents almost 20% of the GDP.

adrian on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:51 AM

Hey Brock, Marc should be your first victim to skull fuck

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:53 AM

3 jobs, in the US that will always be around.

1) Pediatricians (people have babies)
2) Morticians (people die)
3) Tax Accountant/IRS Agent (until the US restores that part of the Consitution)

Marc, there is always room at a Porno store for more than one clerk. I will say this. Church would have to dress up like Dave Chappelle in Haters Ball as Silky Johnson. I mean put a bowler hat on him, a fur coat, and a cain and Church looks like that pimp.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:54 AM

Masters in Chemistry would be good in other locations just not Louisville, KY. Hence the reason why i stopped at the Bachelors and drive an hour to work.

Marc on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 9:05 AM

Bored at work.

Lookat these stupid sites that use our names. bastards
www.marcoldham.com
www.moldham.com
www.oldhamdesign.com
www.philscott.com
www.jaysmith.com
www.mattchurch.com
www.mathewchurch.com
www.christopherburkett.com
www.joannahall.com
www.tomjones.com
www.wreckingcrew.com

and just for another one:
http://www.queerday.com/archives/000575.html

See now if anyone from High tires to look me up in google, they are going to think that I'm a painting and web-designing, dead gay guy. which is wrong....because I can't paint.

Brock on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 9:10 AM

Future job opportunities:
Goodloe and Schweitzer Pharmaceuticals
Natty Sci Tavern next door to Marc's Secret Bathroom
Jay's House of Pain
Burket and Lector M.D.
DeTox by Matt next door to Church's Beer Sellar
Bambi's Wonderful World of Hair and Style
Body by Mowgli

Brock on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 9:13 AM

If you look at the www.wreckingcrew.com website, the guy second from the right on the top looks like Jay, or at least Jay when he restarts the Deli Boys

Phil on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 9:24 AM

i added my video games of 2004 preview EXTRAVAGANZA to big Jay's post.

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 9:34 AM

Tight list Phil.

If there is a GTA3 part2, if you will, I will be playing that non stop. I still never got to 100% on GTAVC, but at 88%, all the weapons and vehicles, and full run of the town, I could care less.

Doom was cool and Grand Turismo rocked tha house. I remember having parties and cookout where people would play GT, especially with the fully loaded, still not available in the states, Nissan Skyline. That car rocked.

Phil on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 9:39 AM

Dave Schardein and myself spent literally every second of a two week period playing GT. And all we were trying to do was achieve all gold in each of the license tests. Which was pretty damn tough with the ghetto ass original PS controller.

I'm stuck on VC doing all the fucking unique jumps. I've gotten like 29 of 36, and I can't figure out which ones I've done wrong.

The original one can suck my nuts though. There was a bug that after you did the cap the nine's mission (where you killed all the guys in red sweatshirts), and you played through a again, all there was were blue guys. So you had to actually delete your old saved games, and start over. So I "only" beat that story twice.

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 10:07 AM

I have GTA2 that came out on PS. I didn't buy GTA3, just a cooler version of 2, but GTAVC kicks ass-a game that can never end, assuming you don't get bored.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 10:18 AM

IMPORTANT ALERT, PLEASE BE AWARE.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape
drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target
unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now
available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large
"Kegs."

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman
needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless
against this approach.

After several "Beers", men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
attracted.

After drinking "Beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that: "something bad" occurred.

At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd
enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude
and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to
this insidious "Beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are
male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the
details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with
similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow
pages

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 10:22 AM

LMAO-Nice. I have also heard of the date rape drug used on men called "Liquor"

Marc on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:20 AM

It's no laughing matter. I know a guy, who knows a guy that that happened too. It's a scary world we live in. Women are evil, and those that aren't even are crazy. And those that aren't crazy are.....well, I don't know. I never met a woman who wasn't evil and/or crazy.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:21 AM

Wow Marc I think you are onto something there. Matter of fact I don't know of one either, must be a rarity in the world.

Raul Duke on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:35 AM

I'll be at a "support" meeting this afternoon at Nevel Meade if anyone needs therapy.

Marc on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:06 PM

free feul cell energy and $600 cardboards boxes for the homeless
http://www.techtv.com/inventthis/sh...3558230,00.html

Phil on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:28 PM

A lesson to be learned: don't directly link to other people's pictures: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...item=2475156601

Bigworm on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:29 PM

Hopefully, FABLE can live up to the hype. I first heard of this game when x-box originally came out and after doing some research on it, man this game looks like it could possibly be "the greatest RPG game of all time". This is however a sujective statement so lets not spawn another argument between the aging left-wing hippie douches and inbred right-wing conservative rednecks.

And for the record, Abby turned 23 yesterday so I am going to have to see about trading her in on a "newer" model.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:59 PM

I am sure the Aurora slipped J-1 a few beers.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...sc/octopus_love

Brock on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 1:19 PM

Ok, I'm making a homecoming tour back to the 'Ville. Seems like forever since I was last there. I know Wes is strategizing RISK movements every night, so I think its time for him to stop practicing on his own. Shall a RISK battle royal occur this weekend?

Bigworm on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 1:27 PM

We can do risk or monopoly. Either way Rommel will accept defeat in Northern Africa or he will see my Trump-like mentality in Monopoly. If you guys want to get real crazy, we can go out and buy axis and allies and spend like 4 days playing that game too.

Raul Duke on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 1:32 PM

Thanks Phil, that's some good retribution.

Church on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 1:38 PM

Yeah Brock is coming back. Wow they should hold a frickin parade, but it cannot be near any petting zoos or middle schools, Rommel has to stay thirty feet away at all times

Brock on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 2:00 PM

Church, I want the marching band from Drumline, a "Who's the Boss?" float, featuring Tony discovering Angela in the shower, the float from Animal House, a float featuring Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton, and John Kerry (I'm sure you can come up with some good ideas there), and Burket dressed up like someone from SlipKnot. I also expect Emporer Abramson to present me with the key to the city.

An Axis and Allies battle sounds enticing, especially if we get the new version, but worthy opponents are hard to come by. RISK allows up to 8 players I beleive.

Bambi on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 2:46 PM

No, my birthday is on Sunday and I want to go out and celebrate, no board games!!!!!!

Brock on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 2:59 PM

Bambi, I knew it was your birthday, thats why I'm coming in!
Board games early guys!

Also, Marcus Brody's Birthday, a Natty Sci Holiday, is coming up, so we need to start making plans now on whom to kill with alcohol and what kind of physical abuse we can do to Marc.

mowgli on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 3:42 PM

Wow babe, you might actually come out with us and drink...

Bambi on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 5:28 PM

We can celebrate Abby's birthday too!!! Did I even spell celebrate right??

Bambi on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 5:29 PM

We should all get together, grab some thing to eat and see Troy tomorrow night!!

Bigworm on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 7:24 PM

Awesome idea Bambi!

That movie had better be able to live up to the hype.

KellyHarrison on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 8:38 PM

i second bambi's motion! i need jegear! i was in E.R. with a friend of mine and her baby for four darned hours today. she's six weeks along and her blood pressure had gotten high etc. etc. they gave her this big ass needle to take the blood pressure down and then put an IV in her to keep her and the baby inside her from getting dehydrated. talk about scarry stuff. her jack ass husband wouldn't even take off work to take her. she said she told him not to because they need the money. but what ever. in any case like that i think that the significant other should come first. she's a high risk for a stroke as well by the time she's twenty nine. so i think he's an extra jerk for not doing that. we went back up to his work after we got out and he kissed her and held their daughter. but he didn't say that he was glad she was ok or anything. what an Ass! am i wrong in thinking that he's a jerk for that? for not taking her and all that other stuff? oh, bambi, mindy, phil, jay, check your all's e-mails tomorrow. i'm getting something for marc's b-day. need your all's help to make sure that he doesn't get it before then what i'm getting him. sorry marc, can't find out yet! not until you're twenty five and old like some of the rest of us! (smiles)

Phil on Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 9:53 PM

I changed some stuff. *Most* of it is cosmetic. I cleaned up the HTML and CSS, and it should render a bit better in Firefox if you are using that browser (which I HIGHLY recommend of IE).

I did throw together a RSS file, if you know what one is. Give this a shot: http://www.nattysci.com/rss.aspx

It's about as basic as RSS files go, and it's just the Posts. But it's a start (I noticed a couple of people looking for those files in the referal logs).

Joanna on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 6:14 AM

Holy Crap, Bambi you're alive! I've only left eleventy billion messages for you! Call me back, dammit.

Phil on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 6:19 AM

oh yeah, if everything looks like ass, then hit refresh on your browser (f5). if everything still looks like ass, then it because I shouldn't be doing design work.

Phil on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 7:39 AM

Sooo, this thing running dog ass slow for anyone else?

I didn't change a thing besides presentation elements, so I doubt my changes fucked anything up, but I did most of the work here between the hours of 11pm and 1am, so anything is possible.

However, when I do a tracert it seem stuff is getting hung up at alter.net.

Phil on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 7:46 AM

via fark, Jose Lima sings National Anthem. Gets upstaged by wife: http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/n...d&fext=.jsp

Bigworm on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 8:11 AM

Jager is good, however, it is not the "nectar of gods".

adrian on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 8:37 AM

Phil, your design is Wack!

Brock on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 8:40 AM

I could make a movie tonight if my softball game gets rained out, as it appears it will with monsoon season heading our way. Shall we ravage the Applebee's of its famous appetizer? Companion it with some delicious beer? Top if off with some good ol' whiskey? All of this before we get to see Brad Pitt greased up and wearing noth... I mean... lots and lots of killing and war!

joe on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 8:43 AM

i saw a sneak preview of troy and it is decent but nothing special. It is very long and has too many slow parts. if they mad the movie about two hours it would have been wicked awesome, but it was closer to 3 hours with all kinds of worthless shit where people weren't dying.

Phil on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 9:07 AM

now that brock is all hot and bothered by brad pitt, here's something to finish him off: http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle....storyID=5148762

Phil on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 9:09 AM

i deleted those extra posts, brock.

Marc on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 9:17 AM

phil, nice pice of the guy's wife. <earmuffs>Holy cow those are nice. </earmuffs> He must have met her after his success. haven't seen a baseball wife with breasts that big since Howard Johnson's (oooooh, Marc knew baseball trivia, or baseball players' wives boobies trivia anyway) i've never seen her but they always say Kurt Warner must have married and fell in love with his wife before he became successful, if you know what I mean. <earmuffs> They're saying she's fucking ugly. (I don't know, never seen her)</earmuffs>

Phil on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 9:50 AM

The Sports Guy is back with reader mail, including remaking Silent Rage, Boston Rob destined to losing Survivor 4-3 after dominating the series and Pearl Jam released "Spin the Black Circle" as a single just to prove that the radios would play it and their fans would pretend it's a good song.

Definitely, good times: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/040514

Tom Jones on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 10:48 AM

WOW those are huge yabbos. They're fake, but they look spectacular. I guess the breez was blowing out from the park, because she looks excited.

Brock on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 10:58 AM

The Sports Guy has inspired me with his remakes idea. Who would you use in a remake of the Breakfast Club? Marc, I won't say anything until the master has made his comment.

Remake the Longest Yard? Absolutely right about it being great already - but who would you put in there? Jeff Hostetler would make a perfect prison guard QB! Steven Segal should also have some prison guard role, but these are just people I'd like to see get drop-kicked in the head, so you provide the good guys.

Tom Jones on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 11:43 AM

Hostetler, Ryan Leaf, or Gino Teretta as the prison guards

The good guys would be LT, Shockey, and Brett Farve could redo Burt Reynolds role

Marc on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:04 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/2vx6m

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1)Jimmy Kimmel's Brother poses as supermarket checkout guy and annoys customers

(2)Unlikely: The Lightes Candle Society "proves" with MRI's that pornography warps your brain. If true, Jay's fucked. Hell we all are.

(3)Massage patrons get more than they bargain for with their $500 visit. Oh they get the sex alright, but they get the been videotaped and blackmailed experience as their "unhappy ending"

(4)Oddball news: Bunny-fucking billboard in Times Square, Tampa Bay Lightning Free beer for season ticket holders, naked gnomes, 75lbs raccons dies, and more.

Enjoy.

Green Baron on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:17 PM

Longest yard would obviously have to star.......me.
Nobody contains the sexual charisma or the pretty-boy charm to the degree of Burt Reynolds, besides me.
You want a Reynolds movie, Sharky's Machine. That was a movie. Getting your finger cut off by a cigar snipper, now that's classy. A whole bunch better than your head chopped off by a rusty dull blade.
My wife and I were having a discussion of who gave the best performance as a musical performer.
Her choice, Val Kilmer as Morrison, except that Val Kilmer is gay.
My choice, Kurt Russell as Elvis or Dennis Quaid as Jerry Lee Lewis, Russell winning by a lip-curl.
Remember when Kurt Russell was in all those Disney movies with that monkey.....and then to play The King. I'm sorry, but that's acting, and he gets extra credit for that.
Have I successfully switched this boring topic yet?

Bigworm on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:22 PM

I think Dennis Quaid as Jerry Lee Lewis.

Bigworm on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:23 PM

Actually, best musical performance in any movie is still Maverick and Goose from Top Gun.

Tom Jones on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:41 PM

I would say my vote is Gary Oldman in "The Professional" shooting everyone to Motzart.

Green Baron on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 12:44 PM

By the way, before people think I'm nuts...(too late)
I'm talking about Kurt Russell as Elvis on the TV Movie "Elvis"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079103/
Not that "3000 Miles to Graceland" piece of shit.
But you people should know that. Any movie with Kevin Costner (aside from those with Tim Robbins, Dennis Hopper, James Earl Jones, and/or Indians) sucks major ass and would never be considered in any "best of" category.

Marc on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 1:09 PM

Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was enjoyable, chessyromantic adventure, but enjoyable. Dennis Hopper, are you talking about Waterworld? On eof the biggest disatersever at the Box office. that cost over $200 million to make and sucked horrbily. JFK, was good, but also had other cast people in the cast, not just Costner. I actually liked The Postman, most never saw it, but many who did thought it was decent. No Way Out just isn't as suspenceful to me as they try and make it be. Open Range was predictable and ending was longer than necessarily but enjoyable. Thirteen Days was annoying with the accent. Tin Cup was a fun movie, even though golf sucks. Silverado is campy but decent. Untouchables is great. Bodygruard was good at the time, but over-hyped (won't watch it now) The War was and interesting movie. And WEyatt Earp wasn't bad but came out the same time as Tombstone, and generally which people saw first they liked better. Besides that his film completly suck, and YES, THAT INCLUDES THAT TRASH WATERWORLD.

Bigworm on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 1:18 PM

So does the plan tonight consist of Dinner and going to the movies? If so, where and what time?

Green Baron on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 3:21 PM

The critics led to Waterworld's downfall. Waterworld wasn't the best movie, but come on, it was enjoyable. It was comical and made you laugh all the way through it; it was a comedy right?
I forgot Tin Cup, but that has Cheech Marin, who also off-sets Costner's dudley-ness. I don't include Robin Hood, because that movie would have been 100X better with anyone else in Costner's place. Would have been 1000X better without Christian Slater.
Get a mental picture now....
Vin Diesel as.....Robin Hood, see? Don't you just want to see that movie remade the way it should be? With some bad-ass with a bow and arrow and knives out is ass instead of some prancing nancy dancing in the woods.
Wyatt Earp sucked for the exact same reason. When I think of bad-asses with a bow and arrow or a six-shooter, Kevin Costner just doesn't pop in my mind for some reason....oh yah, cause he's a pansy.
Gene Hackman, now there's a badass. In a minor car accident with a guy at age 60+, the 20-30 year old little shit wants to start some stuff, so Hackman kicks his ass!
When the cops show up and pick the sack of shit off the ground, they ask Hackman if he wants to press charges, and he says "NO".
Come on, you know Costner would have ran like a fairy. That's why he sucks, and all his movies suck where he's playing a badass. Or when he's an attorney bringing in a bunch of heresay and costing the taxpayers money when he's missing one thing....evidence.
Bodyguard? Never seen one at a 120 lbs before.....

Bigworm on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 5:01 PM

A badass with a bow....sounds like the Punisher to me.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 14, 2004 at 11:36 PM

It's off the topic, but I've been up 21.5 hours now, and I'm going to rant. It's amazing the people in this world that are allowed to have kids. Non-English speaking, crack whore ass fucks coming in here getting free health care. Welfare abusing bitches who have 10 kids at 20 y/o and are still trying to figure out just who is their baby's daddy. I love University Hospital.

Chaffed nipples and episiotomies...I can't believe women ever have kids.

So anyway, after I sleep all day tomorrow, anybody getting into anything

mowgli on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 1:04 AM

I've been abandoned...

mowgli on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 1:08 AM

mindy that was some damn ass good cheese cake...thanks for the goldfish.

mowgli on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 1:17 AM

rachel, sorry for coming in your room and letting little fucker, I mean scooby, out...adrian probably had a boner when he was in bed when you were in bed with your bra and panties, because you have big yabbos...sorry I'm really sober and abandoned...

mowgli on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 1:19 AM

yabbos is a good word, that kanji for major league yabbos...

mowgli on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 1:20 AM

thats...

mowgli on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 1:21 AM

sorry, i'm soberly toter...

adrian on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 1:24 AM

Where are all the fucking females at? I am fucking hammered right now and velarde let that little shit scooby out of reachels aroom. She has big yabbos. We got flashed twice at wicks this morning....Twice

adrian on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 1:28 AM

Yabbos = boobies

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 1:41 AM

Drunk ass mother fuckers. What the fuck are you all talking about? It sounds like you all had a better night than I did.

Phil on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 5:58 AM

where am i?

Phil on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 10:08 AM

hmmmmmmmmmm, last night must have been interesting. i think.

Marc on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 10:30 AM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/2dfs3

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Oddball: laughable attempts to conquer flying, live cannonball donated to charity, kid find $100 in toilet paper roll, guy orders ipod of eBay get a handgun instead, and more

(2) Who is Deepthroat? - That is the answer on Jeopardy while Bob Woodward is a contestant, and then it becomes the question.

(3) March to leagalize Marijuana. These aging left-wing hippie douces actually make it get out of their hammocks, put on their Birkenstocks and march for leaglization. Some are smoking while Marching (they're in Canada). March expected to end 1 mile later when passing the local Krispy Kreme.

Enjoy.

Phil on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 10:53 AM

oooh saturday videos. this is a funny story: http://students.uwf.edu/cjg5/sa/thepowerbook.pdf

for the record, i'm fealing kinda fuzzy right now. wtf?

Bigworm on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 11:23 AM

If anyone wants to join, I will be doing the Bambi walk later tonight starting around 8 pm.

Church on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 11:46 AM

Decent online world governance game if anyone wanted in, just go to this site http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi?
It's a combo of sim and risk in apporach, or I think. A few of us nemeses have a group. Just go to region Flanagania and the password is Hostetler

Brock on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 11:52 AM

I'm up for the Bambi walk. Sorry I bailed last night, but I drank to much at our softball game and didn't feel like driving in.

I am in Louisville now, so Church has to throw my parade... even in the rain. Are we taking over the world today?

Brock on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 12:55 PM

Since the Trivia Nemesi have formed a region of their own, I took it into my own hands to come up with a warring region.
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi?
Region Name: Natty Sci Union
Password: crazedbuffalo

Phil on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 4:02 PM

news flash: NattySci.com is one of the top result for i hate babies on google. Just thought you should know

Even more funny is someone founds us searching for "how to hate babies"

Step one, call them retarded bastards

*Rachel* on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 4:18 PM

I was passed out last night...but I stayed clothed...I barely remember Lenny walking into my room...and yes I do have big "Yabbos" as you so nicely called them...thank you they are home grown...AND BE NICE TO SCOOBY!!!

KellyHarrison on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 4:54 PM

you all want to try to go see troy next weekend? maybe someone could buy everyones tickets ahead of time and then we could all get there early so we could sit together and get good seats? and also not sit up front? just a thought.

Bigworm on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 5:11 PM

The United States of the Christian Extremists have been created. Now it's time to hunt the Islamic extremists.

Phil on Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 5:47 PM

this is pretty damn funny: http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/chemistry.asp

Phil on Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 3:16 PM

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

Phil Scott, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.

Bigworm on Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 4:37 PM

Looks like I can no longer argue with my wife. Her ideal job is GOD.

Mindy on Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 9:02 PM

Happy Birthday, Bambi!

KellyHarrison on Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 9:07 PM

the jobpredictor site would not come up on my computer.
i saw mean girls tonight, it is f...... funny! i went to a catholic highschool, and there was groups, but wow, just that many in a movie is funny.
in the movie they have a burn book which reminded me of how you guys say burn a lot. anyways, i reccomend the movie. i'm going to see a daytime showing of Troy tomorrow, so hopefully it's good like you all said. i love brad pitt!

KellyHarrison on Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 9:26 PM

linsday lohan has big yaboos for her age! that word is catching! damn you people!

Marc on Sunday, May 16, 2004 at 11:50 PM

wes, she definitely married up. To GOD from Rear End of Panto Cow. Hell thats good planning.

Bigworm on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 5:36 AM

Using variations of my name: Bigworm Goodloe, Wesley "Bigworm" Goodloe, or Wes "Bigworm" Goodloe my ideal job goes from Topless Model, stripper, and pole dancer.

Bigworm on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 5:38 AM

Which is cooler than using Wesley Goodloe, Wesley Paul Goodloe, or Wes Paul Goodloe which prompts the following responses: Paleantologist, Mime Artist, and anything besides what I am currently doing.

Phil on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 6:03 AM

i think kellie might be onto something for our team name tonight...

Marc on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 7:45 AM

even better job, i found and ex-girlfriend predicted to be SATAN. See the thing is somewhat accurate.

Marc on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 8:17 AM

britney spears is also predicted to be SATN, but Angelina Jolie is predicts to be PORN STAR. Love to see that. love those yabbos, and other refinements.

KellyHarrison on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 9:08 AM

marc, what does your first post mean? girls, want to go see shrek2 when you all get the chance?

adrian on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 9:50 AM

Hey has anyone in here ate shit because i have and i like it...ummmmmmmmmm good

Jay on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 10:23 AM

What ex-girlfriend Marc? You mean the thirteen year old that you wouldn't tell any of us about? By the way, Jay gave me Back End of Panto Cow, but Jay Smith gave me Brain Surgeon. Weird! By the way, that thread with the
P-P-P-Powerbook was hilarious, Phil. I literally shat myself. Literally.

Phil on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 10:32 AM

the "EXCELENT SELLAR A+++ W@W LQQK OMGBBQ" on pg9 caused my sides to hurt laughing.

Phil on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 10:40 AM

more something awful fun: those wacky bastards invade some site called AimGirl: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2150

Phil on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 12:09 PM

if you call up dominos tonight and ask for the "waltrip special," you get 5 dollars off a large pizza. no word as to what you get if you ask for the "cole trickle special."

http://www.dominos.com/C1256B420055...ile/15wins.html

Jay on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 12:12 PM

That AIM girl thread is awsome, but it goes on forever. I just learned something fascinating from it. 13 is old enough. To wear a thong. That should make Marc happy.

Marc on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 12:19 PM

glad 13 is old enough, i was tired of waitng. although Jay likes the "baby thongs" skit from SNL. That was just disturbing.

Marc on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 1:46 PM

Here are a few famous people's predicted jobs.
Pope John Paul II, Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.
King of Pop Michael Jackson, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.
Charlie Sheen, Your ideal job is a Prostitute.
Chris Sabo, Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.
Satin, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.
George Walker Bush, Your ideal job is a Professional Shopper.
Vice President Dick Cheney, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
Condaleeza Rice, Your ideal job is a Superhero.
Bill O'Reilly, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats.
Dennis Miller, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.
Superman, Your ideal job is a God.
God, Your ideal job is a Church Minister.
Jesus Christ, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp.

(All appear true, except Condaleeza Rice)

Bambi on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 4:49 PM

My ideal jobs using the name Blanche was a god!! Very nice, but I would prefer goddess!!! And my ideal job using the name Bambi was a professional shopper, I mean come on, you have to admit it, it's so close to the truth it's almost prophetic!!!! Ha ha ha!!!!

Bigworm on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 4:53 PM

Thanks Xota for filling in the blanks so to speak.

Brock on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 5:36 PM

Come on fellas! This NationStates game is interesting, but if I don't get some more people in our region, those guys from the Trivia Nemesi will over-run the Natty Sci Union before anyone gets a chance.

Join the cause!
www.nationstates.net

Marc on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 7:34 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/2mvbr

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Just the Good Ole Boys, Never meaning no harm - Dukes of Hazzard has a following, and it's in the South. Imagine that.

(2) Imagine a day without Mexicans. That's what this film is asking you to do. Personally, I agree with the filmmakers, without the backbone of the Latino community we would be struggling. I mean who else will watch your kids, mind your landscaping or wash dishes, if not people like Lucy Lui, The Rock, Vin Diesel and other Mexicans.

(3) Playboy is coming out with a video game. Play as Hef and pimp the fine bitches. (PS2,XBOX, AND PC)

(4) SNL: Mary-Kate and Ashley come out with their own fragrances. That's what I like about them Olsen twins... I get older... and there's two of them"

(5) SNL: The age-old question is answered. "The Olsen twins, Why can't their be 3?" We get to see the lesser-known Olsen, Betty Faye.

Enjoy.

KellyHarrison on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 7:46 PM

jay, i think he was talking about the girl from mean girls that was regina's little sister dancing to the music videos when ever the plastics came in her house....oops, did i just type that? she's younger than thirteen, but marc might still do her....oops....
saw agent cody banks 2 today instead because had a little kid with us. he's gonna be hot, someday. hey, he's at least as old as the olsen twins. has a nice ass car! and very pretty blue eyes.

Bigworm on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 7:47 PM

Brock - what all can we do on that game? So far, I can only back certain voting rights. Can we form any army and cause some destruction?

KellyHarrison on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 7:49 PM

evidentally my ideal job is a rabbit slayer, what ever the hell that is. i almost ran over a cat the other day!

joe on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 8:31 PM

did anybody else hear that they are trying to make the highlands dry or close the bars at midnight or 2. what the fuck is up with that shit? who thinks the highland residents need a two by four upside their heads for crying about this shit? if they dont like it move to some other shithole

KellyHarrison on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 8:36 PM

i heard about it from my sister that goes to southeast. i think it's a bunch of shit too. why won't they just leave it the hell alone? they don't like it, don't go to that damn area!

Phil on Monday, May 17, 2004 at 8:45 PM

kellie, when talking about kody banks, are you talking about cody banks himself, who's about 20, or the little kid you went to the movie with? because if you are talking about little kids you babysit, that's fucking crazy.

Dween on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 5:34 AM

Tiger Beat is on the story already!

http://tinyurl.com/364mq

Phil on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 7:40 AM

Those fuckers at MLB.com has cropped out Jose Lima's wife from the picture: http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/N...a&fext=.jsp

Marc on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 7:49 AM

phil, they are definitely bastards.

dween...i don't care who you are, that's funny right there. good job

Kellie The Rabbit Slayer, quit slaying bunnies on the way to see your Frankie Munitz movies. Slaying is bad. Peta will be upset. Flogging is okay though. Like flogging the dolphin at the movie starring Lidnsey Lohan The Big Tittied. Go Yaboos.

KellyHarrison on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 9:44 AM

was talking about frankie munitz guy.
did you all win last night? what was your team name?

Dween on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 9:54 AM

Kelly, did you click on that link? If not, here it is again:

http://tinyurl.com/364mq

Brock on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 12:21 PM

Riddle:

If you throw a homeless person off a skyscraper, and no one is there to listen, does he make a sound?

Raul Duke on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 12:40 PM

Yeah, he goes BUMp.

Speaking of questions, you pedophiles plann on answering some correctly next week? These Monday night blowout's are getting boring.

KellyHarrison on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 12:40 PM

no, because there is no one there to listen?

Brock on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 1:13 PM

No, because its a homeless person, who cares!

Until I unleash my trivia wisdom upon Monday nights, all of your victories are meaningless, kinda like the Houston Rockets winning back-to-back NBA titles when Jordan retired the first time.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 1:24 PM

Schweitzer - How is the Natty Sci Union going?

Brock on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 2:03 PM

Its expanded to 6 countries now, so we've got some power. Just have to get UN members so I can get delegate status. Its kind of on hold until then. When I get delegate status, then we can do something.

Phil on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 3:23 PM

courtesy of fark and the smoking gun, vaseline guy: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...8041motel1.html

KellyHarrison on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 8:32 PM

was just watching the news and all. did you guys hear about the police or some of them using tazer guns instead of real guns? supposedly it's because of all the accidental shootings and shootings in general by policemen themselves. what do you all think about the decision?

what movies are these lines from (because i'm bored)(sorry)

the water is contaminated

i can't help it boss, it just has a mind of it's own

you think you're so cool because you know how to pee with your penis

it's getting him to shut up that's the trick

Phil on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 9:10 PM

someone named Mr Casual posted this on totalfark today:
Once I was on my way home from work, driving on a two lane near my kids' school, going about 30 mph, and I see a rabbit on the opposite shoulder. He's a good 100 feet away, and looking right at me. As I move closer, his head is clearly tracking me and, for the life of me I swear to this, calculating my speed. I see his hind legs twictch slightly, as if to stretch and get into position. I get within about 20 feet of me, and he bolts from his position, heading straight for me.

I tapped the brakes so I wouldn't hit him, but that was a formality, as I was going too fast for him to have dived right in front of me. Looking into the rearview, I expect to see him bounce across the road over to the other side. But I didn't see him. I looked at the passenger side mirror. Nothing. I checked the driver's side mirror, and I caught some movement.

The rabbit had left his place on the side of the road, shot out toward me, then cut rapidly to the left, running directly parallel to my car, no more than two feet off the driver's side rear tire. And he was gaining on me. Now, if I'd had an oar, I'd have beaten him down, because that's historically what you do with crazed rabbits, but I didn't, so I just stepped on the gas.

The engine dropped a full note in tone and bared down, struggling to pick up speed, but it was too late. The rabbit was already accelerating, and my old car just didn't have the guts. The rabbit moved forward, right up to the driver's door. I could look out, and there he was, riding the yellow line, feet moving so fast I could scarcely make them out. He seemed to pause even with me for a second, perhaps to make contact, perhaps just to catch his breath for the final push.

I never found out. A second later, he pulled away, even faster, his light, lithe body responding to even the smallest increase in effort. He drew even with my left front tire, then pulled ahead about a foot in front of , nearly even with my bumper. Frankly, he was kicking my ass.

Then, in a move I'll never understand, he took a hard right. This was not a turn so much as a snap change in direction, like you'd see from Barry Sanders or Mexican UFOs. One second, he was rapidly outpacing my car, in a direct line with me, and an instant later, he was travelling in a line perpendicular to the one I was travelling. It was the most amazing move I've ever seen.

And the stupidest. If you draw a line in one direction, then draw a line perpendicular to that one, the two lines intersect. So we did. My left tire intersected with his hind legs, with a sickening little thump and the tiniest of twitches transmitted through my steering wheel. A quick glance in the rear view showed me the animal rolling, limbs akimbo, and coming to a hard rest against the curb.

I've never respected an animal more than that moment.

It's been four and a half years since this incident. I continue to wonder, though, about the nature of what happened. Was it a simple misjudgement from an obviously talented and athletic young rabbit, or was it something more sinister? Was there something, some pressure, some illness, some indecipherable rule of nature that caused him to take his life? Did I do it? Or did he?

For weeks after this, on the way to taking the kids to school, I'd see him out there in the gutter, diminishing. We named him Beethoven, in response to the question "What is Beethoven doing these days?" The kids though that funny, but after I'd drop them off, and pass him for a second time, I'd give him a nod, and silently tip my hat.

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 5:52 AM

Soooooooooo. I've got one person in class this week. He's 45 minutes late to class. Is there a 45 minute rule for teachers? Can I just bail? Go get some beer upstairs?

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 6:08 AM

going on one hour and five minutes late...

Jay on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 6:24 AM

You should have just left, phil

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 6:24 AM

he just called. class is over.

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 6:38 AM

ok, time for the bad news department: i was teaching one of the most popular courses (according to world wide stats at least to one person). So I was talking to the owner about our situation today, and he said that the student "was making the assumption we'll even offer this class in the future." fuck me.

jay, we need to coordinate our job searches. one of us work in the food industry somehow, and the other work for some place we can get cheap housing.

and then we'll starting knocking off liquor stores.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 6:56 AM

Phil the rabbit story is one of the greatest stories that I have ever read.

Dween on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 6:59 AM

Answers to the movie quotes:

"the water is contaminated"
Erin Brokovich

"i can't help it boss, it just has a mind of it's own"
Backdoor Sluts 9

"you think you're so cool because you know how to pee with your penis"
Recess: School's Out

"it's getting him to shut up that's the trick"
Nell (with Jodie Foster)

Marc on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 7:16 AM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/2cnrt

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) ODDBALL NEWS - a compilation of bizzare news

(2) Tornado lifts house off of the ground

(3) SNL goes musical

(4) SNL Weekend Upadte - Jimmy Fallon's last show, last update.

Enjoy.

Mindy on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 8:42 AM

hmm....

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 8:47 AM

you can always tell the days when mindy has a test. she actually posts on here.

adrian on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 9:12 AM

marc, you getting lunch?

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 9:14 AM

hey bitches, give me a call for food.

Tom Jones on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 10:23 AM

Well, what are yall coming up with as a name for next weeks Trivia face off?

Church on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 10:24 AM

How about "there's no doubting the greatness of Jeff Hostetler

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 10:25 AM

correct answers to movie questions

the water is contaminated: movie-signs
i can't help it boss, it just has a mind of it's own: movie-spaceballs actor:john candy
you think you're so cool because you know how to pee with your penis: hot chick actor: rob schenieder
it's getting him to shut up that's the trick: Shrek 1 actor: mike meyers

good luck mindy! on test

Jay on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 10:32 AM

You know that fuel gauge epidemic? Yeah...it hit me. That really sucks. At least I was on a back street and not on a major road. The shop said it would take $360 to replace it. F*** THAT! The car isn't even worth that much.

Raul Duke on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 10:52 AM

Where did you fuel up last & when?

Jay on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 11:18 AM

The last time I filled up was the BP at Hurstborne and Bardstown. That was last Monday.

Tom Jones on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 11:22 AM

The Kentucky Attorney Generals office says hold on to your receipt and file a complaint online letting them know. You might be getting that fixed for free.

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 11:27 AM

adrian said that it happened to their dad too. i guess today will be boycot gas day for me...

Raul Duke on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 12:16 PM

I've heard that its been happening to all sorts of different cars, but the only specific models I've seen reports on were Ford SUV's or Chevrolet's. Has anyone heard of this happening to other makes?

Tom Jones on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 12:52 PM

Nope, just the Ford SUV's. The article in our crappy paper did say that it was happening to cars as well, just didn't list any examples.

Tom Jones on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:07 PM

Just in case yall didn't catch this little number

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?conten...8&id=299013

adrian on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:08 PM

Xota, here is the email link to pimp my ride to enter your beast of a car.

pmrcasting@mtvstaff.com

Joanna on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:11 PM

Anybody up for a math problem? I've got a problem I cannot solve at work and its only trig. I am obviously very desperate for a solution if I'm posting on Natty Sci, but if anyone want to take a shot, let me know.

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:22 PM

fire away!

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:30 PM

the gayest thing I've seen in my life was two dudes making out, until I saw this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/en...19_cannes.shtml

Tom Jones on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:33 PM

OH MY F#$^ING GOD-ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? That is very, very gay

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:41 PM

ummm, yahoo is reporting that andy kaufman is...alive:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../234/726q1.html

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:45 PM

well, a bit more investigating reveals that isn't yahoo news, just a press release. the lesson is, as always, i'm retarded.

Tom Jones on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:57 PM

Anyone seen the 9/11 Commission Hearings going on? I love it when politicians Monday Morning Quarterback everything.

Could someone tell me when terrorists had ever flown a plane into a building before in the US? Give the FDNY, NYPD, Port Authority, etc credit for saving some of the people they did-jeez

Joanna on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 2:17 PM

Its a power point file. Can I post those?

Jay on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 2:31 PM

Well, my car is a dodge intrepid. And yes, as adrian pointed out, it is a beast.

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 4:09 PM

hey joanna, e-mail it to me at phil (at) nattysci.com, i'll post it for you.

Church on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 4:19 PM

Only true icons drive Dodge interpids

Marc on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 5:32 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/3dvd7

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Lady finds $92,000 in cabinet she bought for $15, a trailer hosts a "mini-van-sized" bees nest of yellowjackets, the Vaseline guy AKA The Slimer, stupid criminal, Sammy Sosa sneeze, and guys intends to siphon gas from RV but uses wrong spout. MUST SEE.

(2) Crazy Japanese people now can combine their cellphone with their one true love....karaoke.

(3) Your Low-carb diet is horseshit, according to new survey

(4) Underwater masterpiece, 15,000 women parade in streets in their bras, a $1,000 omelet sold at restaurant, religious couple has to be told how to procreate, and more.

Enjoy.

joe on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 6:10 PM

for anybody that was too drunk to remember i am having a graduation party at my parents house on saturday. if anybody is intersted it is from 4 till the beer is gone. Free food and beer. All the sci is invited. If you need directions you know our number

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 6:11 PM

Big Jay: http://www.courierjournal.com/busin...ate_badgas.html

Plow King on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 7:08 PM

Random item of the day:
They were putting the big guitar up for the new Hard Rock downtown this evening. While that isn't very interesting in itself, all you "This is Spinal Tap" fans will be surprised to see that the Tone and Volume knobs on the big Gibson hollowbody max out at 11. I'm not sure if this is standard for all Hard Rock locations, but I thought it was funny.

Goddamnit, I told you it was fucking random.

Phil on Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 7:46 PM

hard rock cafe has had those nobs since a hundred years before the dawn of history.

actually i have no clue, i just wanted to make another spinal tap reference.



These go to eleven.

KellyHarrison on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 12:34 AM

i demand i drink this weekend! it sucks being the sober one. besides, i have a lot on my mind that i'm worried about.
my friend in iraq i haven't heard from in like two weeks or so. she usually e-mails me back within a day or so. if those fuckers killed her i'll be so damn pissed off.
then i have another friend who has high blood pressure and is high risk at having a stroke if it gets to her. then she and her husband had to go and get her pregnant and she's already been in the ER room once for high blood pressure. luckily this time nothing happened, she was lucky. she lost feeling in her face and hands she said and the doctors made things better. but it scared the hell outta me.
i'm just worried a lot, especially about the friend in iraq. sorry.

Phil on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 5:14 AM

god damn, wtf is going on upstairs.

Phil on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 5:24 AM

i swear to god adrian, if that noise doesn't stop I'm coming up there and kicking all your asses.

adrian on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 5:50 AM

Bring it Beatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Phil on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 6:26 AM

my guy showed up today. go figure.

Brock on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 6:27 AM

Adrian is gang-fuckin' at work, and now Phil has to service his employee... is this some kind of IT Bordello?

Plow King on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 6:49 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/loca...r0520-8321.html

Marc on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 8:30 AM

Here are some of the best stories from fark today already

Who knew we are all Kennedys, we act like Ted sometimes
http://www.brokennewz.com/displayst...957kennedyabuse

Marriage means you have to sell your Magic cards
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=3194192711

Woman awakes to find police sniper in her kitchen, trying to take out the crazy guy across the street
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/.../465415-cp.html

Man obsessed with Volkswagen Beetles builds a three-story bug (w/pics)
http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/?domai...ry.php?id=46774

Building contracter hires 3 firefighters to burn down $1.5 million house after owner refuses to pay in full. Hilarity ensues
http://www.news4jax.com/news/3324705/detail.html

Senate staffer keeps not-so-secret sex blog, unemployarity ensues
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/ar...ex-Blog-ON.html

these stories and more at http://www.fark.com

Church on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 9:02 AM

Even though I still cannot drink, all I have to say is fuck the original highlands neighborhood association. If they go dry, then they suck. Let's see how long it last as their precious property values depreciate. Taking the bars out of Bardstown road would be similar to making U of L play ball at Knight's Hall, it just doesn't frickin work

adrian on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 9:44 AM

I mean really, what person doesn't want drunken bastards all up in their yard/neighborhood screaming and throwing bottles around? I mean seriously people, who wants a quiet neighborhood and to be able to park in front of their house?

Phil on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 9:52 AM

although, all they'd do is force lynn's paradise cafe to stop serving booze it seems.

so that means no martini with your lesbian waffles.

Raul Duke on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 9:55 AM

lesbian waffles, that's some poetry there.

Someone may want to submit the following to fark: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=3678260095

Church on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 9:56 AM

The issue is why has it suddenly become a problem this year? All they need is some increased police patrols, besides they could siphon cops from the great Mid City Mall towing experiment.
Adrian's all bout some lesibian waffles

Bambi on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 10:18 AM

I know it's a little late, but oh well, the gas thing is affecting most Chevrolet's, we've had a whole hell of a lot of people in the shop with the same problem. It's the reformulated gas here in Jefferson county, but I'm sure you already know that!! Just thought I'd add a comment to the subject.

Plow King on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 10:43 AM

I think O'Shea's, Wicks, et. al. should just relocate to 4th St. The Highlands residents can have their peace, and I won't have to walk (read as "stumble") 15 blocks to my car.

Jay on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:00 AM

I think the Highlands' residents need their balls reattached.

Brock on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:03 AM

The whole Highlands problem is easily solved:

1. Create parking for customers (garage - preferably underground or lot, what the hell are they doing with some of those places along the strip, tear 'em down)

2. Buffer zones - If you live within a block of the strip, you can't bitch... what do you expect, but there should definitely be some bushes or trees planted between the businesses and homes.

This is just like what happened to Phoenix Hill several years ago, and look what happened to the area there. They got less noise, but now they've got a ghetto crowd that is probably a whole lot worse than the college kids.

Seriously, do they really want the neighborhood to go to shit? If the businesses leave, it'll just be ghetto. I see it in Cincy all the time. Nightlife breathes life back into neighborhoods. Why? Because if people are out on the streets in the evening, then muggers and drug dealers are a lot less inclined to hang around.

Speaking of Cincy, that Senator with the slut assistant, from the link Marc posted is the representative from Cincinnati. We do like our whores!

KellyHarrison on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:16 AM

i think they should go stare at some yabbos and re-think the issue...
had a dream last night that we all had magic powers and could transport to different places without driving. weird.

Joanna on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:24 AM

I sent the ppt, Phil. Anyone who solves this problem gets a drink of their choice or dinner from me.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:24 AM

Didn't the mysterious gas guage problem have to do with sulfar contaminated gasoline or am I just making that shit up again.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:25 AM

Joanna - Why didn't you just ask Joe for help? He is the mathematics major.

KellyHarrison on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:26 AM

marc, wes is right about the gas thing, isn't he? i thought you mentioned that is what the problem was?

Brock on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:35 AM

Natty Sci Union Update:

Anti-terrorism/Flanagania proposal is gaining support in the United Nations
New Anti-Barbara Streisand proposal is up
Jayisthewayistan is awesome!
Some random country called Queyat or something joined the region, if no one knows who this is, I'm letting the Christian Extremists drop nukes!

Other random comments:
Kelly- posting dream on here is dangerous, what if Jay started doing that? We'd all be scared.

Answer a math question and get a date with Joanna? This sounds like a reality TV show! Even better when an enraged Burket comes diving through the resteraunt window to impale the grand prize winner. What a twist!

Joanna on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:36 AM

Becuase he had his big test yesterday. I'm not that mean.

Church on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:52 AM

Brock, don't worry about the resolution. The game moderator e-mailed me and said if persist in trying to get you banned from the UN, I will be booted from the game. It was a wicked trick though huh

Brock on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:55 AM

I will be awaiting a similar email, and then I'll drive to his house and beat his nerd-ass within inches of his life. If you want to get anything done, you have to hurt someone to do it, that's the Schweitzerland way!

I did like how you slipped that little provision in on the proposal.

Church on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:57 AM

I had another one that was calling for an end to child exploitation and the last clause called for the revocation of Schweitzerland's UN status
What is the point of the fucking game if we cannot declare war, levy sanctions, or destory regions

Joanna on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 12:03 PM

I figured it out.

Phil on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 12:05 PM

I played that Nation States game for like 15 minutes a year ago, and decided it sucked ass. I don't even remember what the hell my nation was.

Brock on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 12:09 PM

Well Phil, you lazy bastard, jog our memory or create a new nation. We will find some way of destroying anything and everything.

Dave on Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 8:32 PM

Hey, what's up to all the Natty OG's. I stumbled across this page on a botched "I Hate Babies," web search on Google. Damn, it seems like some things never change, and in Jay's case I think he has gotten worse. I have been laughing my ass off over all the crazy shit on here. This has inspired me to reminisce about all the crazy shit that followed Natty Sci around during college. I had never been kicked out of a restaurant for being too loud until I started hanging around Jay Sophmore year. Sadly enough seeing Brock spill hot burning acid on Jay's hand still ranks in the top ten "cool moments" in my life. I can't remember, but I'm sure Jay can, if he even went to the hospital. I don't even think you told the Professor...and Phil, I give you much respect for putting this web page together. I still have some of you best writings including, "The Lunch Procedure at Trinity, the unbastardized version of, "The Shakle Memorandum," and who could forget the infamous,"Fuck Redbook." Hi to Bam, Wes, Mowgli, Brock, Marc, Jay, and the Wrecking Crew. I don't care what he says, Church stills sweats Natty Sci. And the day you get Crush to post something, HELL WILL FREEZE OVER!"

Jay on Friday, May 21, 2004 at 8:48 AM

Dave, What's up man! It has been several years. Yes, I am worse, and no, I never went to the hospital. What are you up to now?

adrian on Friday, May 21, 2004 at 9:23 AM

Dave is the real mother fucking deal yo. We need to get everyone from nattysci together and play some football

Brock on Friday, May 21, 2004 at 10:25 AM

God knows getting everyone together to play basketball would be disaster, since every time we used to "practice" on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Brangers and I would always get into it. Dave, thanks for helping me get angry for the games, it helped when I had to kidney punch people on the blocks, knee people in the back for rebounds, and headlock Truman on the sidelines.

Speaking of Crush, do they even have the internet in Ireland? I'm sure its made up of Guiness can strung together. The next time we see him, he'll say, "Hey everybody!" With the response, "Hi Doctor Nic... I mean Chris."

mowgli on Friday, May 21, 2004 at 11:23 AM

Holy Shiznit!!! Dave what's up man! haven't heard from you in a while, what have you been up to? I'm not surprised how you found nattysci.com, how you did. We're like and unstoppable bacterial infection plaguing the human body...well actually we're more like foot fungus you can't get rid of, but none the less, we're reaching the masses.

Good to hear from you buddy!!!

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