Captain Bringdown and the Buzzkills

Ok, finally a cause that could bring Natty Sci into the forefront of local politics:  fucking around with our drinking habits.  So I’m trying to gather as much info on this topic as possible - mostly because I’m bored.  But that’s beside the point.  Marc, any videos would obviously be cool.  So here’s what I can find:

The Battle Over Baxter Avenue
The main CJ article from earlier this week for those who missed it.

Wet-Dry Vote and the ABC Laws
The break down: Two precincts, H132 and G103 (map) want to inact a wet-dry vote.  From what I can tell, G103 and H132 make up basically a rectange starting in the north at Broadway, and goes south all the way to about about a block past the midcity mall.  It's made up of the area between Barret and Baxter avenue.  Some interesting details in this article about the ABC laws (for example, the Outlook Inn is the only "bar" on Baxter). 

"There's No Way I Can Support a Wet-Dry Vote"
Lot's of stuff about Lynn's Paradise Cafe, but also some good stuff from the district alderman Tom Owens and the former Original Highlands Neighborhood Association President. 

Baxter Avenue Paradox
Bob Hill's opinion piece on the issue.  Kinda interesting stuff, not a lot of facts.

The Demands of the OHNA
It seems they want to prevent people from parking on the streets and in the school.  So there would be effectively about 30 parking spots.  But that won't matter because nobody is going to be heading down there anyways.  Why?  They want everything closed at midnight.  Seven days a week.  Some real wack job, reactionary stuff in here.

My take?  It seems the only way that the bars can please these people into not shutting them down with a wet-dry vote is to enact rules that will prevent themselves from being profitable.  End result?  Those 9 bars will have to close down, and others will take their place.  Leaving basically a black hole of shops that would be the main drag in between the Phoenix Hill area and the other side of Eastern Parkway.  So on your basic Friday or Saturday night, instead of having slow traffic, lots of people on the street you are going to be having people moving through the area to get to another bar.  Normally these people might just cross the street, but now they are taking the wheel of a car.  Not good times.  Of course, as Brock pointed out, this would only breed crime in the area.  Abandoned buildings in between two night spots?  Yeah, good call.

Most of the bars in that area are only 5 years old.  We aren't talking about places that have long standing investments.  I say the city calls their bluff, buys out the bars, and gives all the owners big time tax breaks to move shop into downtown. You want to revitalize downtown? Opening up 10 bars over a couple of city blocks would help out TREEEmendously.   

Posted by Phil on May 22nd, in the afternoon | 106 comments


Phil on Saturday, May 22, 2004 at 5:33 PM

Via Slashdot, an author at the New York Times tries 13 energy drinks:;partner=GOOGLE

Brock on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 7:28 AM

Alright! Jay wanted a unifying topic for discussion... well there could not be a better situation!

When I began reading the post, I just got really pissed that whiny old sticks-in-the-mud are going to drive Louisville into an abyss of devalued property and backwards progress. Louisville, unlike many cities in the midwest, has been growing, developing, and just downright becoming a better place to live. Obviously there are problems around town, but the revitalization of downtown and the explosion of Bardstown Rd./Baxter Ave. are welcome signs of prosperity. The reason why Louisville is progressing? The city has focused on keeping and drawing people from ages 22-35 into town. This results in more night-spots, townhome housing, and recreation; not breakfast buffets and retirements communities.

Then I read Phil's stance: Jackpot!
Fuck 'em, fuck 'em in their stupid asses!
Call the bluff, subsidize movement of the entertainment district to 4th street! This basically solves al

Brock on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 7:42 AM

DAMN IT! I wrote like 3 times that!


... This basically solves all the problems.

1. 4th street live explodes due to multiple established nightspots arriving. This is better than the original plan of only bringing in one at a time, when people would be leary of coming to one small bar by itself when they could go to 10 little bars in a 3 block area.

2. The OHNA gets reamed! Instead of embracing the opportunity and financial influx (they could have just requested tax revenue for improving the neighborhood), the stretch is just going to buzz with drunk-drivers coming south from PHT and bums sleeping in the empty businesses.
Insert <nelsonlaugh/>

3. Louisville keeps progressing. 4th street live takes off and spawns new shopping, nightlife and housing downtown. If I was going to work in a startup biotech in the new MedOne/Two/Three centers they are building, I wouldn't mind living in the middle of a hopping, revitalized urban area.

Sorry about the manifesto, but

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 8:15 AM

son of a bitch. i was getting a weird "gemeric network error" last night, and in the process of trying to figure out wtf is going on, i must have uploaded the old code that was set at 1000 characters per comment.


but, if you get bored, you can go to and look at how fast requests are running. for what that's worth.

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 8:37 AM

another article in the courier:

Basically, more security type people patrolling. all in all, it doesn't look that bad. i kinda scoffed at the shuttling employees back and forth, but that's 66 new parking sports.

a lot of the concerns seemed to be about people hanging out at the walgreens and middle school parking lots after 4am. It seemed they aren't going to prevent people from parking there, just make sure there are officers keeping things in order.

stopping the parking in the area west of baxter (where we park) could be an issue. i'm not sure where people will be able to leave their cars. midcity mall? that's about a half mile away. i guess if they had those trolley things running back and forth...

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 8:40 AM

e-mails on the subject:

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 9:55 AM

bar takes girl with fake id to court:

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 10:00 AM

by the way, i keep expecting to read a quote from some resident that says "and someone knocked over my tree!"

Brock on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 10:13 AM

I would love a forum to just ream this morons:

-"Issues like this don't arise just because the residents are old and bored and have nothing better to do. They arise because people invest their lives and livelihood into their neighborhoods and properties and resent losing that just so a handful of punks can exercise their right to be obnoxious."
Re: They are excercising their right to get out of the house and socialize instead of downloading beasitality porn like you do in your "high-class" highland home.

-"So the only thing that counts as fun in Louisville is getting drunk?"
Re: That and not being a complete loser. As Church has absolutely proven. You don't have to get drunk to enjoy a bar. You are just pissed because there isn't enough gay bars for you to go get a good slam in the poop-chute.

-You kids are going to have to work out a reasonable compromise with concerned neighbors. Because if it goes to a vote, you will lose."
Re: You kids? Ok Grampa Simpson, the only thing anyone is going to lose is you and your property values. You think me taking a shit on your lawn is bad? Wait till stray drive-by bullets start buzzing through your windows when the crack dealers move in.

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 10:37 AM

You know, I do feal for these people. I mean, most of the bars have only been open for like 5 years now. It's not like they knew this would happen when they bought. And as we've all discused, I don't think any of us really would want to live on the west side of baxter there these days.

Not only that, but I'm all in favor of having extra people on the streets to keep the low lifes out. Since they will be on the pay check of the bar area, they aren't going to be arresting people for being drunk or anything, they'll be there to keep my ass from getting jumped.

But then again, they come off as real cock suckers that have gone ape shit crazy with their new found power of the wet-dry vote. "FEAR OUR LOW VOTER TURNOUT!" is like their rallying cry. "Only 20% of register votes showed, so we only need 30 peoeple to shut your ass down! FOOLISH SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS PEOPLE!"

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 11:10 AM

on a lighter note: real life far side:

some real quality shit there.

Brock on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 11:17 AM

To be honest, their "demands" weren't too bad. It almost seems as there were some logical minds writing it when it started, and then some other people got a little too nuts about it. For example, the taking 1% tax is a good idea, the revitalizing the parks is a good idea, the hiring cleanup crews and security is a good idea, but then some genius slipped in midnight closing times and parking passes.

You saw that commentary mentioning how Mid-City Mall is towing people. I think that was even worse than threatening the vote.

1. Build a parking garage!
2. Get those freakin' trolley's we spent all that money on 10 years ago on the streets from 11-4AM shuttling people around and dropping them at designated parking locations. I won't have a problem parking 5 miles away if I can just stumble onto a trolley.
3. Buffer zone! There should be trees and bushes lining the alleys dividing the businesses and homes just like an interstate. That would eliminate about 90% of the noise complaints.
4. Port-a-pots! If you don't want people pissing in your yard, then give them a place to piss!

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 11:40 AM

when i was trying to find a map about the different precincts, i stumbled upon this page:

tons of cools stuff, including aerial photography of louisville.

KellyHarrison on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 12:06 PM

i got the error thing too. i thought my computer was just messed up.
what's more disturbing or funny the night i had?
doug and layland bitching at each other like girls
layland laughing like a girl while being tickled
a guy telling you he would wear your shirt as your leaving
i'm wondering, is he gay?
just a bizarre evening

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 1:00 PM

WHAS has $50 twiams' gift certificates for $25 bucks, and there are plenty to go around:;affiliate_id=

i say we make a trip out there soon. it is getting nothing but great reviews (, and

mowgli on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 1:22 PM

I'm game...on friday's it's open 24 hours, so we could have went there on this last friday night.

Phil on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 1:44 PM

well, i went ahead and got myself a gift certificate. it costs 28.50 with shipping and handling.

Jay on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 4:54 PM

Kellie-do you mean Leland?

Jay on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 4:58 PM

This whole Baxter Ave thing is really annoying. Why don't we just pack it in and find new places to hang out?

KellyHarrison on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 5:24 PM

yeah, sorry. the way you guys pronounce his name i thought that's how it was spelled. when the hardrock cafe opens you all want to go there?

Bigworm on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 5:49 PM

Just wanted to let you guys know that you all missed out on one hell of a time last night. We had a rather pathetic showing of the Sci for Joe's graduation party but atleast we made it whe

Brock on Sunday, May 23, 2004 at 6:06 PM

Sorry Joe, would've have been there for sure if I was in town. Just been inundated with cicadas and work lately, but for some reason I still read the website religiously.

Heard the elder Burket men kept pace with the younger ones. Now I know where you all get it from.

adrian on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 5:05 AM

Was it a "Dad? Who the fuck is Dad?" night?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 6:02 AM

IN a way it was, but the roles were reversed and he was buying. For once in my life allt he drunken stories weren't about me, but about my dad and his brother. It was especially funny when I had to carry my uncle to the door. Doing jagerbombs with your dad is one helluva experience.

Bigworm on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 6:03 AM

Adrian - You should have heard that story from his dad's point of view, pretty freaking funny! For the record, my computer went crazy yesterday so I didn't get to finish the rest of my post so here is the short version of the night.

Went to wicks with some of the sci and Burket's uncle and dad. Tossing back the Jagerbombs, beer, and other drinks throughout the night. Closed down Wick's. The elder Burket's picked up the tab. Mr. Burket said you guys missed out on free beer and alcohol because he and Larry were buying. Chris had to carry his uncle to the front door. I drove home.

All in all, Saturday was one of the most fun nights I believe I have had going out recently.

Phil on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 6:46 AM

dang it. so not only did I have a $140 bar tab on friday, but my little hangover caused me to miss free booze and good times.

talk about a stomache punch.

Joanna on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 8:17 AM

It was a heck of a night, to say the least. I believe we all agreed the most entertaining of them all, and that is definietly saying a lot. Too bad you all wussed out.

Brock on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 8:26 AM

Damn, I haven't seen a rampage of call-outs like this in a while. Maybe its because everyone bails lately. I highly encourage further call-outs and harassment.

Remember all, its the Official Natty Sci Holiday: Marcus Brody's Birthday on Wednesday, so plans should be made to commemorate the classic events that have occured in Natty Sci History on this date.

Phil on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 9:36 AM

I thought Jay and Adrian would get a kick out of the Grand List of RPG Cliches:

couresy of milk and cookies.

Phil on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 9:36 AM

er, courtesy even

adrian on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 9:58 AM

Hey I didn't wuss out. My Brother was suppose to call me when they went out. With that being said...I am outty

Phil on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 10:19 AM

Brock on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 11:11 AM

The comments I've seen in the Courier have just made me realize how people in Louisville have a skewed perspective of city life. In Cincinnati, people would love to have "young professional" drunks up all night and on the streets. Why? because if they weren't up making noise in groups, or whatever other maladies they are accused of, the individuals who would replace them would do far worse. The mere fact that large social groups require security and law enforcement keeps the neighborhood safe. 90% of the customers that come down are peaceful, quiet, and courteous to the neighborhood. Its not like they are concerned about break-ins, murders, and other serious crimes. Granted, I wouldn't want someone smashing my windows or planter in my front yard, and that would make me pissed too. However, this isn't suburbia that they are living in. This is just on the edge of the city, and with the development taking place in the center of most cities now, the lower income population is being driven into this zone. These are simply just the facts. As one of those commenters noted, Baxter Ave wasn't exactly a paradise before these businesses moved in. This "quality of life" that gets thrown around is, at least in part, due to these businesses leading the way.

Is Church leading a hunger strike or something on Baxter? I've noticed a lack of posting activity.

Raul Duke on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 11:18 AM

The activity they're reporting is not isolated to the Highlands region. If you drive through the bustling metropolitain area that is River Road by Harrods Creek (population 30) you'll notice a big ass hand painted sign asking for the return of a 12 year old gargoyle someone stole out of a yard. Random drunken carnage cannot be stopped, only laughed at.

If you live in an area with only on-street parking, it should come as no surprise that you may not always have a parking spot exactly when and were you want one. Perhaps they should limit local Highland residents to one car. That sure would help free up alot of spaces. This issue is also, not Highlands specific. Try parking near the Beer Depot on Frankfort. The neighbors there don't seem to upset. Then again, they do have the only beer dispensing putt putt next door, they have nothing to complain about.

So are you folks looking forward to another trivia schooling?

Phil on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 12:03 PM

i should also mention that when Sacred Heart redid their parking situation, it resulted in an increase of 100-200 SUVs barelling down our 1.5 lane street at 65 MPH at 3pm. If only there was some "shut down the school" ordinence that I could enact to keep those damn soccer moms out of neighborhoods.

And you better believe I'm ready for a whooping in trivia.

Church on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 12:22 PM

Would that I were leading a hunger strike on Baxter, but the lack of a job has reduced my internet access. However, there will be a remedy to this situation on Baxter Avenue, even if it means laying siege to the homes of the neighborhood association.

Tom Jones on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 12:24 PM

This is what happens when you have hippies turned yuppies, self center fucks that act worse that a kindergarden class. If they got what they wanted, they would lose property value, small bussineses would lose money, due to lack of traffic, and no offense, Winter Avenue on the West side of Barrett going towards Germantown is a hell hole and the crime is a factor there because of the property values and the white trash, tree huggers who abound in that area.

I am ready to get some more free cash so I can get more free food.

Phil on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 12:34 PM

i think i've got a team name ready. it needs tweaking, but i think it's funny.

of course, this is coming from the comic genius who's road the pedophile joke gravy train for about four weeks too long.

Raul Duke on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 12:55 PM

Phil, you have a good point about the barreling SUV's. Perhaps we should look into a new game show pitting various evils of society against each other in head-to-head combat?

Week One: SHA Soccer Mom's vs. Angry Hockey Dad's
Week Two: Staggering Baxter Drunkards vs. Disillusioned Highland Residents

Brock on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 1:03 PM

You would have balls of steel to come up with a team name that is directed against Original Highlands Neighborhood Association. I would not doubt if a few of the patrons were in league with this tyranny.

Raul Duke on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 1:15 PM

If they are at the bar and want to make it dry, then they should have it coming to them. That's just straight hypocracy, and ripe material for the pickin'.

Phil on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 1:29 PM

oh, i'm sure there will be more than a few team names against them.

luckily, we'll be in last place so ours will be read first.

KellyHarrison on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 6:45 PM

guys, just don't second guess yourselves in trivia and you'll be fine! you all have won before, you'll do it again, i know! i have faith!

on the subject of marc's b-day again, tried to get group together friday night for early celebration to go out and what not. that's why i brought over some desserts. oh well, guess wednesday will be the day.

good luck to you guys again!

Marc on Monday, May 24, 2004 at 11:00 PM


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(1) Two clips: Presidential funding and crocodile attacks (unrelated)

(2) Fourth street vs. Baxter Avenue. Actually just two stories on both, but see what you think.

(3) More Highlands/Baxter debating

(4) Oddball news - naked group roller coaster riding; device reminds men to close the toilet lid; retainer that makes you lose weight; and more

(5) Find out who is contributing to which candidates (who, how much, how often etc) Strip Clubs encouraging patrons to register to vote. Sadly not the sleaziest lobbyist-idea in Washington.


Phil on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 6:10 AM

anyone up for some HDTV season finaly of Angel?

I'll bring it O'Charley's tonight, big jay. btw, you'll need to install divx to view it. just click this link and press enter until it says "finished"

Green Baron on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 6:32 AM

I created my nation in nationstates (my second), and I created my national animal as the turd.
Check out my issue for the day:
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Green_Baronland's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that turds could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the turd population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Pip Wu. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have turd kebabs, turd pies, turd-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

"I agree that something needs to be done about turd over-population," says random passer-by Clint Jones, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Pete Bush. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The turds were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The turd is part of what makes Green_Baronland a great nation!"

Phil on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 7:05 AM

During a long layover, the Angels spent $325 at White Castle.

"Taylor said he ordered 30 8-packs of burgers, 25 orders of fries, 25 orders of onion rings and one order of clam strips for a particularly finicky flyer. The order took 35 minutes to fill and cost about $325. "

Raul Duke on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 7:22 AM

Hope they had the dome open in Toronto. That would be some nappy dugout!

Marc on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 7:46 AM

$325 at a white castle will produce a lot of turds for Ballz's nationstate.

Speaking of huge spending money checkout these presidential race hotel costs and airline costs.

Jay on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 8:26 AM

Phil- You are the man! I would kiss you, but that would make me gay. Thanks, dude!

Phil on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 9:47 AM

question: the skyline chili has a sign up that says "Welcome PGA Golfers. We are above par."

Ummmm, is that a good or a bad thing?

Raul Duke on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 10:00 AM

So they suck? Above par is a bad thing, in golf.

If the players in town are eating at Skyline, one may do well to corner the market on Depends as soon as possible. It is the Senior tour. Green_Baronland could be in for one hell of a windfall.

KellyHarrison on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 10:25 AM

just to warn you guys if you come out towards the east end. there are a lot of fucking policemen around here. monday, today and tomorrow are practice runs for them, then the pga starts on friday i think. there is a cop in lake forest, when you're coming off of the middletown eastwood exit ramp from genesnyder, one on the other side as your coming from sixty four east, and several others where you can see some and some you can't because they hide at first until you come up on them and then it's too late. so just be careful around here, they're asses! you're liable just to get pulled over for running a yellow light or going five miles over the speed limit, they're that bad right now.

how was trivia, you all place?

on a happier note, my friend in iraq is alive!

Brock on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 10:55 AM

WHAS with:

Kelly Harrison, your connection for avoiding the po-po

Church on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 10:57 AM

Animal Planet with Brock Schweitzer

Your guide for livestock love

Brock on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 11:21 AM

I see that Church's lack of alcohol hasn't diminished his obsession with beastiality.

Phil on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 11:49 AM

with church, it's more of a passion for beasiality than a obsession with it.

Phil on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 12:35 PM

yes, i know i have an problem with putting screwing up a/an rules.

Phil on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 12:52 PM

and that i'm retarded

Brock on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 1:28 PM

Phil, are you drinking already? Either that or your brain is fried. More likely a combination of both.

Marc on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 3:51 PM


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(1) This clip made me laugh, and not just the topic of "Travelers Diarrhea" AKA Montezuma's Revenge.

(2) Man makes record-breaking skydiving jump with smallest parachute, & own your own 2-foot-tall mini-bikes. WARNING: some bikes may be supe'd up and be unsafe to ride at 80 MPH!!!

(3) Kimmel: President Bush stumbles with foreign words; President Bush falls of mountain bike and cuts up his face and hand; What if Rumsfeld had his own television show? MUST SEE

(4) Kilborn: President Bush falls off Mountain bike

(5) Letterman: The Day After Toworrow tv spot & What is President Bush talking about?


KellyHarrison on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 at 5:51 PM

what's up with the damn weather! be careful you all!

Phil on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 6:19 AM

so my class just took about twenty five minutes to do a fourty five minute lab, but yesterday took an hour and fifteen minutes to do a half hour lab yesterday

Tom Jones on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 6:57 AM

Well, well, well, Kelly did make a good comment. I was out at Valhalla yesterday and the cops are everywhere from Westport to Shelbyville, off of the Synder. Those old guys can play some golf. A couple of them on 17 drove it close to 300 yards off the tee. Not to bad.

What's up with yall and Trivia, we need some competition.

Brock on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 8:33 AM

Hey everybody, does anyone have some Saponin? I have to get some to make a buffer. I need to extract some nuclei, and apparently Saponin is the mystical ingredient for getting my hands on those nuclei. Just drive it on up!

Church on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 8:58 AM

Phil are you still going to the Originail Highlands Neighborhood Association meeting tomorrow>?

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 9:01 AM

I got some saponin, but it will take 3 tbsp of vaseline and Barely Legal Vol 14 for me to get a large quantity of it.
You can drive that up if you want....
Oh my god that's CRRAAAAZZZZYYYYY.

Brock on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 9:04 AM

If you go to the Original Highland Neighborhood Association meeting tomorrow, show up drunk and start pissing on people's shoes. Then rip a couple of trees down, throw a beer bottle, and vomit into the microphone.

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 9:55 AM

happy b-day marc! now you're old like the rest of us 25 year olds!

Tom Jones on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 10:11 AM

25 isn't old

If you go to the OHNA meeting show up with a few big black dudes and a crowbar and see how much shit those assholes talk then

Someone Out There on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 10:14 AM

Brock on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 10:18 AM

I would suggest picking up some bums and hookers down on 7th and Hill and bring them to the meeting. "Hey dipshits, would you rather have drunk college kids, or these people," as the bum smashes a bottle across someone's head, bites someone's ear off, and then pukes before passing out. The hooker can just stand there looking skanky with her crab crawling all over the place.


Someone Out There on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 10:18 AM

Someone Out There on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 10:19 AM

Site is fucked up

Phil on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 10:20 AM

yeah. this is kinda odd. i tried connecting to the sql server, but it's running dog ass slow.

Phil on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 11:01 AM

i guess these fuckers rebooted their 486 of a webserver. meh, what are you going to do for seven bucks a month?

adrian on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 1:54 PM

Or it could be lame ass .Net shit

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 2:11 PM

phil/mindy, can one of you guys bring out the pan i left at phil's if we don't stop over there tonight? be much appreciated! thanks!

mowgli on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 3:08 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARC!!! Hope you have a good one buddy.

You got any big plans tonight?

Phil on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 5:27 PM

ladies, i've been trying to get a hold of you guys about going out tonight. a little late, i know, but we are going to get some food at the corner cafe at 9:00pm. So, uh, if you are reading this before then give me a call...

joe on Wednesday, May 26, 2004 at 9:19 PM

sad day in the mlb, todd wellemeyer went on the DL. i bet no one gives a shit but it is huge news if you went to bellarmine and/or like baseball

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 3:46 AM

what the hell did he do? hurt himself throwing inthe bullpen? pull something running poles? Does he really get enough innings to hurt himself?

Phil on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 4:40 AM

18 innings pitched this year. He does have 2.08 ERA.

But more importantly, he's a force at the plate. .500 on base percentage.

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 6:33 AM

Looks like Atmosphere Nightclub is going away-that's good news.

Brock on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 7:25 AM

Shut up Burket, we know you've got him on your fantasy baseball team.

hardhat on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 8:45 AM

you know ive seen some stupid websites in my life but you losers take the cake. i mean seriously you punks seem like your still in high school. and i mean from the simple trig problem its obvious. you know they have a thing called a phone. us it!!! and i mean what the hell are people on here retarded???

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 8:53 AM

I don't know who you are hardhat, but, why are you posting? Why don't you go do something more productive with your time and stop bothering others, who aren't bothering you. I am sure if you had real balls you would say this to all of us in person, but you won't because you have little faggot balls. I would suggest you fuck off before everyone really takes offense or gets annoyed.

Phil on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 9:10 AM

high school? you are giving us a little too much credit.

adrian on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 9:42 AM

Hardhat loves the Cock!

Brock on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 9:48 AM

Awesome, another dipshit for me to pick a fight with... as we all know I have no problem instigating meelees. If you would like Mr. Hardhat, I can just use your ass cheeks to shine my shoes.

Besides, this group isn't afraid to beat someone with a crock-pot and then sodomize them with a broom stick to cause internal chest cavity injuries.

Enjoy your further slandering.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 9:56 AM

Phil, who is this ass clown, so we can go beat the shit out of him.

Brock on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 10:22 AM

Phil, this will kinda be like FBI shit, you can at least track what URL that come from right? That should narrow the search a little. If he was dumb enough to have logged into a network and post that, it should involve pulling some strings or giving the fat IT help desk guy a twinkie to find out the name. With a name, we can find an address, social security number, and car info. Dude, we could destroy his life with a snap of the fingers. Then we could sit back, with a beer in hand, and evil laugh!

adrian on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 10:34 AM

And don't forget the skull fucking

Phil on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 10:51 AM

i'm on it.

Jay on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 10:56 AM

Wow. This f***er is going to pay. I mean, I'm a pacifist, but this guy has no idea who we are. Or maybe he does. Regardless, we need to beat him (or her) down. I'm talkin' Down Town.

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 11:28 AM

I know someone who can erase his credit, put him on the 10 most wanted list for the FBI, and get him in a load of shit.

If you give me a name and address and I can get him arrested and the car he/she drives impounded for a month by the feds

Joanna on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:31 PM

You can't solve the trig problem with what is posted. Who thinks they can?

KellyHarrison on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:31 PM

yeah you fucker, you don't even fucking know us. aside from loving the cock, he probably likes teabaging, sanchezing (not sure on the spelling) and being squirted in the face.

i totally agree with tom for once when he says to go fuck off! may i add go fuck off you bastard! sorry phil, crazy psycho bitch had to put in her piece. hope that's's not much, but oh well...i try.

Brock on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:37 PM

Holy shit Kelly, you actually freaked me out with that angerball. Here's to whackjobs!

mowgli on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:50 PM

Wow!!! Kelly, good one, you pretty much covered it all!

Phil on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:52 PM

hey kellie, you might want to check the other post to see who you said all those things to. of course, they might be true none the less.

KellyHarrison on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:57 PM

well, i ain't gonna let no one pick on the website like that. i don't care who it is. oh well, it's all in good fun.

Jay on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 3:26 PM

All in good fun? You obviously don't know anything about us.

Bambi on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 5:33 PM

Kelly, it's I'm not, not I ain't!!! Sorry, but I hate that word!!! <<wink wink>>

Bambi on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 5:34 PM

Oh and it's I'm not going to let anyone, not no one!! Jesus, am I the grammar police today or what, sorry Kelly!!

KellyHarrison on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 6:18 PM

hey, i just felt like talkin' that way...(smiles) i get it from my other half of the family that is pretty much red neck, or at least talks like it. they're the fun side i get to go out and drink with etc.

bambi, are you coming out tomorrow? i believe i owe you a couple of drinks? well, one, but i'll make it two of what ever that was you had that night. i might get me one too, those are delicious!

is it too hot to do the bambi walk? if so when it cools down can we do it? i've never done it and it sounds fun.

marc, alcoholics go to meetings...

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