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Retard

I am, of course, no one to be making fun of other's spelling and grammar. However, I'm not also calling people retards on the internet. So, without further ado, the location of the our friend: .
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The University of Louisville Chemistry Department.

Most specifically, his ip address is 136.165.12.80 which resolves to aspatola2.chem.louisville.edu. He or she did not find this via a search engine, but by typing in NattySci.com. So it's someone we know...

Posted by Phil on May 27th, around lunchtime | 77 comments

Comments

Tom Jones on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 11:31 AM

So who do you all know that works/goes to school at the UofL science department.

Jay on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 11:34 AM

Is it Doug? It probably is. That bastard.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 11:58 AM

It may or may not be doug, however, I know that his advisor is Taylor not the late Spatola. Regardless, they can take that hardhat and shove it straight up their candy ass!

Bigworm on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 12:03 PM

Way to correct that piss poor excuse of grammar Phil, for a second I thought it was Marc (way to use Marc's poor grammar skills in a wicked burn). Hopefully this individual understands chemistry better than they do the English language!

Bigworm on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 12:04 PM

Phil, can you lock in on the actual room the computer was used in?

Phil on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 12:19 PM

the aspatola2 is probably a computer name, so it's probably spatola's old office. spatola's office # is listed as 852-5979, and doug's is listed as 852-5980.

i bet they just let doug use his old office, and never bothered to rename the machines.

Phil on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 12:26 PM

Doug never expected Law & Order: Natty Sci to be on the case.
DOINK-DOINK

Phil on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 12:35 PM

I think friday will be the big marc extravaganza since I dropped the ball on wed.

i'll be at a bachelor party on saturday, so friday is ideal.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 12:37 PM

Way to go assclown...perhaps you should refresh grammar as well as chemistry. How do you expect to write technical papers and grant proposals?

Bigworm on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 12:41 PM

Doug here is a question though. I saw that a Greg Smith died the other day who was a PhD. candidate at UL, is this guy in the chemistry department and who is he?

Green Baron on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 1:37 PM

Who is this Doug-guy? And how far does he like his baseball bat up his ass?
Actually, I don't even know who most of you are; nor do I care who Doug is. I just like kicking people's asses. Actually, I'm a pacifist, but I do enjoy watching people get their ass-kicked.
Actually, I'm blind.
Actually.....I'm retarded.
I'll shut up now.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:32 PM

Hey now, Doug is still my buddy......and yes probably best that way.

Brock on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 2:35 PM

If it is Doug, he likes getting his ass pounded anywau, so it was just a matter of time before he started begging for it. I mean, how lame can you be to post "anonymously" as hardhat (cue Doug jabbing fingers into air) and try to degrade the same group that dragged your sorry ass through college.

I will sit back now and continue to enjoy the lynching.

Jay on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 3:24 PM

Yeah, Doug's my buddy, even though he doesn't like me anymore.

Marc on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 3:42 PM

wow, the spelling and grammar was so bad, i was almost convinced that I wrote it. (ooooooh wicked burn)

nice previous burn wes
good tracking skills phil
nice lynching everybody
and impressive skull-fucking brock

Phil on Thursday, May 27, 2004 at 5:02 PM

hey adrian (and I guess Raul might get a kick out of this): get a free copy of VB.NET: http://msdn.microsoft.com/vbasic/atthemovies/

Phil on Friday, May 28, 2004 at 11:35 AM

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If you bought anything from Boucheron (USA) Ltd., Chanel, Inc., Christian Dior Perfumes, Inc., Clarins U.S.A., Inc., Conopco, Inc., The Estée Lauder Companies Inc., Guerlain, Inc., L'Oréal USA, Inc. (formerly known as Cosmair, Inc.) and Parfums Givenchy, Inc. you are eligable.

Just go here http://webform.cosmeticssettlement....LeaveEmail.aspx to get your free stuff.

Raul Duke on Friday, May 28, 2004 at 11:51 AM

Damn, I was hoping for a better plot line to "Data and XML".

Brock on Friday, May 28, 2004 at 12:29 PM

Most of those cosmetics I had spilled on me while I worked at Dillard's. Thanks for reminding me about the hell of sorting through perfume.

Phil on Friday, May 28, 2004 at 12:40 PM

data and xml is more of a morality play than a plot driven movie.

Bigworm on Friday, May 28, 2004 at 2:28 PM

Alright fags, so what's the game plan this evening?

Brock on Friday, May 28, 2004 at 2:31 PM

Game plan: Everyone whores out Marc
Brock drinks up and has a good time in Cincinnati celebrating Marcus Brody Day! If you posers want, you can come up and enjoy bars where the neighbors don't bitch about you pissing in their lawn, they just shoot you.

ROCK ON!

Phil on Friday, May 28, 2004 at 5:17 PM

people will be meeting here @ 10:00pm.

Phil on Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 8:51 AM

I simply can't wait for GTA3-SA. Here's some good info I ran across this morning: http://www.gta-sa.com/index.php?nam...topic&t=783

KellyHarrison on Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 12:06 PM

did everyone get home ok last night? you all should've come with us, it was quite interesting, but kinda weird. i give joe props on his girl etc.! way to go!

jay/adrian, to make it up to you guys i'm going to go out with some other friends on friday so you all can do your thing. i felt like i was in the way, felt bad about being there with you all. so i apologize! sorry!

are landrovers good cars or anything else that transports people around? i'm thinking of trading in my car for something else. preferrably something that has four wheel drive and really good traction and good brakes. my cars getting too small for all the driving and transporting i do during the week etc. let me know what you all think!

yaboos, cooter and ass, oh my! weird night!

Jay on Saturday, May 29, 2004 at 7:54 PM

Kellie- It would take 20 of your cars to get a land rover.

Green Baron on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 2:18 PM

Kelly,
I don't know your car,
But I think Jay is right, it will take 20 of your cars just to pay the gas for a year in a land rover....and considering rising gas costs....
Do you own a business? Thanks to Bush you get a 10,000 tax cut for buying a Hummer if you own a business.
Ha ha ha....I just said hummer.
mmmm......hummmer
I own a Saturn.....
Fag car yes....40 miles to the gallon oh yes.
Plus, some bitch just rear-ended me enough to shoot my car forward about 5 feet....and not a scratch.....left on my fist after punching her fucking brains out and skull-fucking her Brock-style.
And the reason for the rear-ending....some dumb moron in the right lane stopped dead with his left-signal on (trying to merge I imagine when he wasn't in a turn only lane, and there's not a single left turn on the road for him to want to get to!)....that fucker left....man I would have liked to fuck him up.
I'm done....

Brock on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 2:34 PM

Baron, stop playing bumper cars on the streets of Cincinnati. Need to invest in a trailer hitch and a brush-guard for that Saturn. That'll rough up their cars even more than yours from now on.

Don't diss the SUV's. Yes, they guzzle gas, but I enjoy being able to do whatever I want, such as move things and haul around drunks.

Phil on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 2:59 PM

You can actually write off up to $100,000, plus you can write off a range rover. it weighs more than 6,000lbs.

KellyHarrison on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 4:51 PM

did everyone survive the storm? i left messages on phones of some people in here i couldn't get a hold of. i just wanted to make sure you all had a safe place to be. i knew it was more than likely not to hit us too bad, but tornados still scare me a lot. just concerned and wanted to make sure you all didn't get hurt.

it'll be a while before i decide to get a different car. i'm just looking right now. i'll wait till' i actually havea real job to get a land rover and what not. thanks for the info.

Phil on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 5:41 PM

tornado header right towards my sister in indy as we speak...

Jay on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 7:08 PM

Tornados? Oh NO!!!! Tell her how you feel, Sam!

Bigworm on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 7:36 PM

I saw some 2 funnel clouds today and my brother Alan filmed some of that shit today as well.

Phil on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 8:09 PM

i'll play the role of marcus and post video links: http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.as...mp;nav=9TahNX50

check out link on the right hand side bar titled "Damaged healthcare facility"

Phil on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 8:30 PM

fuck, sirens are going off...

mowgli on Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 10:03 PM

Wendy's...That sounds really good right now!!!

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 31, 2004 at 5:35 AM

Hey Joe, what was your favorite part?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 31, 2004 at 6:00 AM

When the building fell down!!

(I didn't want to wait for his response, but I figured this woould have been his answer.)

Wrecking Crew on Monday, May 31, 2004 at 6:09 AM

Anyone wanbt to go to the bats game this afternoon, and heckle the fucking Beantowners and their gay shortstop, Nomar, who's in town rehabing an Achilles injury?

Marc on Monday, May 31, 2004 at 1:52 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/3cdad

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Man with no arms plays guitar

(2) Presidential candidate John Kerry has a "Chief of Stuff" that brings along with him: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, a football, lip balm, and more.

(3) A collection of oddball news: car chases, hippo sweat is a natural UV blocker, Willam Hung is getting death threats, your pizza guy may NARC you out to the cops, funny soundbites, and more.

Enjoy.

KellyHarrison on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 8:59 AM

how'd you guys do last night at trivia?

Phil on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 11:17 AM

here's the trailer for hero: http://www.apple.com/trailers/miram...hero/large.html

Plow King on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 12:09 PM

Looks like Kill Ichiro, Vol. I.

Phil on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 12:36 PM

actually, i hear it is kind of an anti-war, cerebral movie. so in order for it to sell in america, you gotta throw the most action into the trailer. or lindsay lohan.

still looks pretty cool. i bet you'll have to go to baxter to see it though.

Plow King on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 1:05 PM

Oh, so now you're saying gratuitous bleeding, immortal women, and the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique™ aren’t cerebral?!?

Talk to the hand.

Brock on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 1:55 PM

Speaking of Baxture Ave. theaters... it seems that the owner of the Mid-City Mall is probably the dumbest person ever in the business world.
http://www.courier-journal.com/nabe...12ee-11727.html

Phases like: "I don't have enough money to make improvements" and "We have to tow people who park here even though we know we will never fill the spots" indicate to me that this genius should just jump off a cliff and save us all the pain her ignorance inflicts.

You can see developers drooling over the Mid-City Mall to make it buzz like the rest of Baxter Ave, but this baffoon wants to put in a Doll's. Nice. I don't think having a grocery store there is a bad idea, but liven the place up!

Anyone have ideas?

Marc on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 3:20 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/37lum

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Lady gets her truck stolen, doesn't care about it as much as her chihuahuas that were in the truck. "They are my life."

(2) More unnecessary censorship, making clean things sound dirty.

(3) Oddball news - Great Annual Cheese Roll, Gorillas like to watch Disney cartoons, Titanic-themed funeral parlor, gas prices too low deemed illegal, and more.

(4) The revitalization of Dodgeball among adults in America.

(5) Comedy Gold: Now that NBC owns USA which owns Walker Texas Ranger, Conan can show bad clips out of context whenever he likes for free. Very funny. Also, Celebrity Surveys. Long clip but worth it, must see.

Enjoy.

joe on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 7:14 PM

this saturday is my buddy dave's bachelor party...no clue what is going on yet but dave said you all are invited. It will probably be grill out, drink and so on.

KellyHarrison on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 7:27 PM

mowgli, what was that website you said that let you dowload songs for free that wasn't illegal? i have tried kazaa a few times and my computer is a piece of shit. so it won't let me download it. please let me know so i can start downloading songs! thanks!

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 7:28 PM

Joe - Make sure you get Abby's pants back from Jen from the derby party. Abby has been asking about them lately, so the sooner you can get them back for me, the easier my life is.

mowgli on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 8:30 PM

well, it's not free...it wouldn't be legal if it was free. you have to subscribe to the site, and you deposit money into your account(which you have to create), via credit card or paypal.

for a MP3 with 320kbps, which is pretty good, you pay about 1-2cents per Mb, anyway here is the site.

http://www.allofmp3.com/index2.shtml?r=476537379

Phil on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 9:00 PM

I'm pretty sure AllofMp3 isn't legal. But, for the price you do get good music with good quality encoding at a good price, and it would be pretty damn impossible to be tracked down.

But yeah, I think it is illegal according to US copyright laws.

Phil on Tuesday, June 01, 2004 at 9:05 PM

actually, i don't know if it is illegal or not. nobody does: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/0...ssian_mp3_site/

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 7:41 AM

Does anyone else think that Ron Artest should have to play in a Doug Christie Jersey next year?

Phil on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 8:37 AM

we still going to China World?

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 8:53 AM

mowgli, could you possibly put the english version site on here? i tried to go to it on my computer, but once again my computer has failed me. god i wish i had the money to make my own computer! lucky people that do!

Phil on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 9:05 AM

i'm about 100% certain that lynnie's site is in english...

Tom Jones on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 9:28 AM

How do you all keep loosing each week at Trivia??

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 9:29 AM

ok, it's just my computer then. i went back to it and it's fine now. sorry. how much is it to build ur own computer anyway?

Phil on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 9:29 AM

Practice. Lots and lots of practice.

Phil on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 9:35 AM

just buy one from dell. you can generally get a decent computer for about $550.

Phil on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 11:47 AM

The Sports Guy talks about the Hockey lockout: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/040602

I know how to save Hockey. Get rid of almost half the teams in the US. By get rid of, I say go to a soccer style "if you can't compete, your ass gets moved down to the minors." Right now, the worst teams are (with the original six exempt for now) Columbus, Phoenix, Anaheim, LA, Minnesota, Edmonton, Pittsburg, Washington, Florida, Carolina, Atlanta and Buffalo. Some might make the case for keeping Edmonton over Nashville, and just for hoban, taking Minnesota over Dallas. Whatever.

That gets us down to 18 teams. Then form a second division in...Europe. You figure Russia could have three teams with all those other nations adding one team to the mix to add up to an 18 team european division.

So during the regular season, each team still plays 18 games vs the other conference with a 5 and 4 game road trips.

Then the stanley cup works as is. Now, there would be a problem with traveling during the stanley cup, so some changes might need to be made to accomidate traveling back and forth (right now they go HHAAHAH I believe). Perhaps a neutral site?

But yeah, I'm a freakin' genius for saving Hockey.

Jay on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 12:35 PM

Apparently, Doug doesn't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'm a geek. Because of my links to Natty Sci. Well, f*** it, I don't care anymore.

Phil on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 12:37 PM

Doug does have an image to protect.

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 12:47 PM

image? (smiles)

the weather isn't going to get shitty anymore too bad is it? sunday kinda freaked me out. glad last night wasn't that bad.

Brock on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 1:09 PM

Doesn't talk to you anymore? Isn't that like the sissiest thing you can do as a guy? He could at least man-up and just punch you in the face.

When did Natty Sci get this reputation of being geeks...
wait... ok... my bad.

But remember... just like Revenge of the Nerds, we still get the hotties, while the rest of the guys are left with their gay locker-room ass-rammings.

I'll personally smash a chair over any assclown who disses the Crazed Buffalo.

adrian on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 1:10 PM

I rented EuroTrip and that German Blonde is hottttttt!

Brock on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 1:12 PM

Well Kelly, you survived it. Apparently my parents had tornados sweeping through their neighborhood, snapping off trees and power lines. Lets show some love for the refugees of Graymoor-Devondale and the St. Albert parish.

hoban on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 1:49 PM

Dont fuck with Minnesota Phil...They just had a bad year this year due to Hockey's stupid rules of being able to hold out and still get paid. All profession atheletes should have to play if they are not injured to get paid...Contract disputes are not reasons to say hey I don't want to play this year...Oh have not posted recently due to my gettign a real job now working with an Environmental Consulting Group...I am actually using my biological skills in the field most days so college was money well spent

KellyHarrison on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 4:50 PM

are your parents ok? their house get damaged or anything? i hope not! sorry i freaked out that night and called everyone. you never know though with this weather and stuff.

Dave on Wednesday, June 02, 2004 at 5:05 PM

Jay, Doug is a douche bag, plain and simple. I mean the guy wore sunglasses indoors. Enough said!

Tom Jones on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 6:36 AM

Did you all ever figure out who made that shitty comment at U Of L?

Phil on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 7:01 AM

The same Doug that was mentioned above.

Brock on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 7:54 AM

Have you confirmed that it was actually Doug? i.e. Has he fessed up while stumbling around drunk in a bar with sunglasses on hitting on the old women.

Phil on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 8:09 AM

I don't think his wife let's him visit this page, so we may never know.

Tom Jones on Thursday, June 03, 2004 at 8:32 AM

Oh okay

Jay on Friday, June 04, 2004 at 11:04 AM

Wow, guys, thanks for your support. That's what Natty Sci is all about. Although, he apparently wanted me to go out last night. But, I was pussy. Wait, that's like what, once out of maybe 100 times? Or something? Now I'm just waiting for wes to come in and tell me its like 2 out of every three times. Oh well.

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