You stay classy, Natty Sci

Well, that last post was so boring that even I, the most easily amused person ever, couldn't handle it. So here's a new post for the sole reason of having a new post. And here's some fun sports links for you:

So there you go. Talk amongst yourselves.

Posted by Phil on September 2nd, around lunchtime | 134 comments

Comments

Phil on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:44 AM

wow, over a day before anyone cared to post anything here. and suprisingly, it was me. anyways, the sports guy's reasons that 1984 is the best year ever, including this take on the "Sunglasses at Night" music video:

"Watching this 20 years later . . . I mean, you can't even believe it's happening. You just can't. And then you remember that he was Canadian, and it makes everything a little easier to digest. Just a little."

Church on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:47 AM

Frickin O'Shea's, now what am I going to do with my Thursdays.

Phil on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 10:52 AM

damn it church, don't you listen to me. O'shea's is going to have trivia again in a couple of weeks. They suspended it so they could spend some time getting more organized.

Oh, and I forgot the link to the article because I'm an idiot: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/040903

Church on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:06 AM

But I am still out for a few weeks, which robs me of a convenient reason to end my classes early

Brock on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:21 AM

I recommend starting a rec basketball team. Since soccer is more of Church's thing, I suggest you all put together a foosball league or tournament each Thursday.

Church on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:32 AM

Decent idea Brock, how are things up at the University with the work release basketball team

adrian on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 11:45 AM

Yep, I believe Church just made a joke.

Bigworm on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 1:18 PM

We need a judges ruling.......Yes, they classify it as a joke!

Anything happening this weekend fellas.

mowgli on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 1:46 PM

anything going on tonight?

Marc on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 2:06 PM

we're going out of course. to where? probably the same ole thing. adrian wants to start out earlier tonight. but we should definitely do something.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 2:13 PM

Of course we don't have to do the same old thing...we could always find some other shit hole bar to hang out at. I don't know about Marc, but I think Joe, wes, and myself had a good time at the Granville last weekend.

And what's this start early stuff?

Marc on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 2:44 PM

granville was fun. and that chicks boobs were huge and fake but awesome. and she was wicked drunk.

Marc on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 2:50 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY - Paris Hilton, Hooters & Ketchup. Oh My!
http://tinyurl.com/4qzkw

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Hooters Girls help out a fundraiser for a local high school's baseball team. Some find this controversial.

(2) Paris Hilton loses her cool when continually asked about the sex tape.

(3) The RNC officials decided not to have Heinz ketchup at the concession stands at the RNC because of the connection to John Kerry. Instead they have "W" ketchup.

(4) Max Weinberg speaks at the RNC. (no, not really)

Enjoy.

stew on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 5:38 PM

Damn Cingular. What good is a cell phone with no network. Bastards. Who is going out tonight? I wanna drink some beer. Phil, if you don't have any plans for Sunday, I came across something you might be interested in...gimme a call (hopefully by the time you read this, Cingular will have their shit together.)

Bigworm on Friday, September 03, 2004 at 6:38 PM

I think cingular is still down, but i want to do something too.

jen on Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 2:49 PM

Hey I've got a computer question for you guys..
I've got microsoft office for students and teachers on my computer now, but I also own office for professionals. The only things I dont have w/ students and teachers is Access and Front Page... can I install these 2 programs separately instead of uninstalling my current version of office? And there's no difference between word for students and teachers, and word for professionals, right?

Bigworm on Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 3:56 PM

UK's receivers cannot catch, their runningbacks cannot run, and the quarterback cannot throw. Sounds like it is going to be a long year.

PAY THE FUCKING BUCKS FOR SPURRIER!

Church on Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 5:26 PM

Yeah, UK needs Spurrier and a few other coaches who can recruit. In his pregame interview, Brooks was content to loosely bash all his players. Damn. The traffic was madness. I was at the soccer game and the expressway and every road leading into PJ stadium was a standstill

joe on Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 5:30 PM

is brooks that big of a dumbass to bash bush saying he isnt good enough to start? what the fuck was he thinking?

Church on Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 5:35 PM

Someone said Uk doesn't want to renew the contract for the series. What gives?

Phil on Sunday, September 05, 2004 at 8:25 PM

hey jen, you should be able to do that no problem.

jen on Monday, September 06, 2004 at 12:08 PM

thanks phil... I just installed access and front page and both seem to be ok

Phil on Monday, September 06, 2004 at 8:32 PM

the burkets just got owned: http://www.fox23news.com/news/state...30-765A15D62867

adrian on Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 7:33 AM

Thats a lot of fucking wings

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 11:56 AM

For some reason, UK didn't want to play that game as the first game of the season. I think Jurich made the comment they only want to play it first, doesn't make sense not to play it then. Therefore, who knows what will be going on.

Phil on Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 4:04 PM

ok joe, no where in this article does it mention Charlie Sheen having a pitching double: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=sheen/Merron

joe on Tuesday, September 07, 2004 at 7:56 PM

i still say he did have a double....cornhole tourney 7 oclock at joes older then dirt tomorrow...anybody interested?

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 12:43 PM

If I can get home in time I may come and check out the cornhole tourney, I doubt I will enter though.

Dween on Wednesday, September 08, 2004 at 5:03 PM

Hey Phil, howzitgoin?

Were you invited to Fred's reception?

When is O'shea's reinstating trivia on Thursday?

And God forbid I ask, but what's a cornhole tournament?

Marc on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 12:03 AM

I'll take it upon myself to answer dween on behalf of phil.
(1) It's goes okay.
(2) Don't Know.
(3) Withing the next couple weeks after they try and promote it more.
(4) Cornhole is a game involving the tossing of small beanbags at a target (a slanted board with a hole in it.) More points for through the hole than just landing on the board. "First rule of Cornhole, Don't talk about Cornhole. Second Rule, don't talk about cornhole. Third rule, if its your first night you have to cornhole" (And hopefully not be cornholed...unless you're into that...not that there's anything wrong with that... fags.

Jay on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 5:25 AM

ODB and I went and saw Anchorman at the villiage last night. I called everyone to see if they wanted to go, but no one answered except for Marc. Anyway, if you see a missed call from me that's what its about. Unless I may have given you herpes. It could be about that, too.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 5:41 AM

Sorry Xota went to the cornhole tournament. Joe's "Older than Dirt" is larger than it appears to be from the road.

Jay on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 5:47 AM

That's cool, man. This is possibly one of the most bad-ass dogs I've ever heard of. I blame rap music.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/09/sh...g.ap/index.html

Raul Duke on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 6:45 AM

If any of you are fixin' to get your booze on tonight, a group (the former Legion of Drunken Monkey) is going to be at Spring Street tonight for $2.50 Maker's Mark night, copious amount of wings, and to catch the NFL season opener.

Phil on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 11:02 AM

here's a story for wes: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/09/sh...g.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 12:33 PM

Way to go Phil, Jay just posted that 2 posts before you.

Phil on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 5:36 PM

so he did. i'll be damned.

troy st is up by three on Mizzu at the half. One of their scores was a 60 yard run by one of their 290lb tackles who outran the entire Mizzouri defense and then dragged a CB into the end zone. Play of the year so far.

Mindy on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 5:48 PM

OHhhh PUPPIES!!!!
OHH!I wonder how to go about making the adoption of a puppy look like community service....you know for the ol' resume... yeah I would be doing it for my career. hmmm... I wonder how much it costs to ship a puppy up here from Florida.....

I think I might be on to something here... What about the time I used the granny-mobile for two years, therefore keeping my 79 year old blind grandmother off of the roadways.. or sidewalks...that sounds like a MAJOR community service... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Annnnnd back to chemistry...#$*%^@%#$$#&%*@@!

Mindy on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 5:50 PM

wait a minute...

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Mindy on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 5:52 PM

perverted little percent signs...kind of..

Phil on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 6:48 PM

i think mindy might be drunk. Mizzou is now down by 10...

Phil on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 7:07 PM

troy still up by 10 with under 5 minutes to go...

Phil on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 7:31 PM

and the goal posts come down in troy. the moral of the story, as usual, the sun belt > big 12.

Mindy on Thursday, September 09, 2004 at 7:44 PM

YAY! for the new "Apprentice!"

Brock on Friday, September 10, 2004 at 9:18 AM

Sorry about the disappearence... decided to battle some hurricane-sized waves on the Outer Banks.

I wanted to mention to everyone that the Trinity-X game is coming up on Sept. 24th. As this is a high school football game, it would probably be lame to attend in the traditional sense. However, since my little brother is not playing as a junior, and actually seeing minutes on the kick-return team and 2nd string offensive line, all the "won't let go of high school" stigma can be ignored.

Does anyone want to go? Tailgate? I know Adrian and Jay wouldn't mind hitting on high school girls. Besides, its fun to watch Trinity kick the shit out of X every year!

Jay on Friday, September 10, 2004 at 9:44 AM

No, bulls*** Brock! Adrian hits on the high school girls, I hit on their grandmothers. It's all about dry old roast beef. Ah yeah!

Brock on Friday, September 10, 2004 at 12:40 PM

Thanks for the visual Xota, I will never eat roast beef again.

stew on Friday, September 10, 2004 at 5:03 PM

I was just thinking about all the shit that UK football fans talk about UofL. First, "But you are in C-USA..." I fail to see the point of this ridiculous argument. Ok, so the Cards aren't in the SEC, too bad. UK will go winless in their SEC schedule-that's right the Cats WILL lose to Vandy. What if the Cards and Cats could magically switch conferences? Not much would change for UK. They would improve to possibly 2 conference wins-over Army and ECU. They could not beat TCU, Memphis, USF, USM, or even UC or Tulane. On the flip side, UofL could beat most SEC squads this year-UK, Vandy, Ole Miss, Alabama, South Carolina, Miss St, Auburn and Tennessee. That leaves Georgia, Florida, and LSU being the only teams that would probably beat the Cards.
Anyway, that pretty much concludes my tirade. If UK plays like they did on Sunday, they will lose to IU as well. That will be fun to watch!
Speaking of fun games to watch...I was thinking of going to BW3s to see the FSU-Miami game. If anyone else wants to go gimme a call.
GO CARDS!!!

adrian on Friday, September 10, 2004 at 10:05 PM

I was just thinking about the shit U of L fans talk about the SEC after beating the Wildcats. Not exactly a quality win to talk shit about.

Ummm...You can go ahead an mark off Auburn and Tenn from your list Stew.

And I am outty

Church on Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 8:03 AM

Yeah, bu at least UK plays IU again this year in the annual only game either program has a chance at winning game. Also, to reiterate UC sucks

Brock on Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 8:23 AM

Blow it out your ass, Church. While you all bitch about playing rivals such as UofL, UK, and IU. UC is playing rivals like Ohio State and Miami. Yes, we lose, but at least we make an attempt at quality opponents instead of relying on our conference. Last game of the season... maybe Guidugli will pull his head out of his ass by then.

All this shit talk is with one stipulation: If UofL gets smart and plays Brohm, and beats Miami, and is undefeated by the end of the season, I'll cheer for Louisville over UC. I'm always a fan of fucking up the BCS

Church on Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 10:25 AM

Is this the same Miami team that was decimated by Michigan last week and the OSU team that always finds a way to eke out a win against any opponnent? Face it Brock, UC sucks. Maybe they should empty out the Cincy jails to supplement the football team's roster. Hell it works for the basketball team

Church on Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 10:27 AM

Hey Brock, how about a bet on the UC-UL fall confrontations. The Cards plays the Bearcats in football, men's soccer, women's soccer, and volleyball. I am pretty confident that U of L will win the greater amount of the four meetings

Phil on Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 8:08 PM

wooooo hoooooo I am sooooo druuunk!!!!!!!!!!

Phil on Sunday, September 12, 2004 at 10:05 AM

soo...yeah. i'm not dead if anyone was concerned or wishing it was true.

for the record red roster = bad times. real bad times.

adrian on Monday, September 13, 2004 at 5:54 AM

It's good to hear that you are alive Philco

Phil on Monday, September 13, 2004 at 6:13 AM

ok brock, what movie 80s movie featured "I'm holding out for a hero" in a sports montage? I know that Footloose had the tractor scene, but I'm almost certain either a fighting movie or a sports movie also had a sports montage featuring the song.

Brock on Monday, September 13, 2004 at 6:39 AM

I think you have watched Shrek 2, and got it melted into your brain.

Phil on Monday, September 13, 2004 at 7:29 AM

i have never seen shrek or shrek 2. i'm thinking it might be a something like "Ironfist" or some other cheesey kickboxing movie...

Church on Monday, September 13, 2004 at 8:51 AM

Is it Bloodsport or Karate Kid. Ironfist, remember that one time at Hideaway when it became known that Brock was an action star. Brock Hardfist in For the love of Goats

Dween on Monday, September 13, 2004 at 8:57 AM

Hey Phil, how do you fix it so that you can right-click in Firefox and get the option "Open this page in IE"?

Jay on Monday, September 13, 2004 at 10:07 AM

Or Brock Hardfist's second movie- "Gettin' slammed by some dudes- In a martial arts way, not a gay porn way!"

Church on Monday, September 13, 2004 at 11:02 AM

Or Brock Hardfist in Thugenomics: the Brock Hardfist story

Phil on Monday, September 13, 2004 at 11:24 AM

James, you need to download the "Open in IE" extension. You can get it from here: http://update.mozilla.org/extension...=35&vid=156

Dween on Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 4:43 AM

Thanks Phil.

Now, where did you get the BitTorrent program?

If you haven't guessed, Todd blew away the Gateway in the instructor room, we're trying to rebuild it.

Brock on Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 8:12 AM

Alright, so I missed all the cheap shots, but besides that, its been pretty mundane in here. I think Burket should start posting the crap he used to get in email, that'll liven things up a bit.

Speaking of Burkets, Joe, are you still working fast food? Are you interested in the lawn service profession? I want to expand the business and could use a good foreman.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 8:55 AM

Looks like Mr. Church was wrong with fighting cock gobblers, I mean the hoosiers. They are actually 2-0 right now, after upsetting the Ducks. Yeah, I know they should have won by more since they recovered 7 turnovers, but let's give them some credit, atleast they didn't spike themselves!

For the record, I am still betting on UK over IU.

Church on Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 9:29 AM

I am still betting IU will knock down the cats, I wonder if the Shane Boyd anemia offense will score any points. Did anyone read about the Western Illinois game. They beat Cheyney 98-7. Damn

Mindy on Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 1:50 PM

Ok... So Phil had asked me to reserve tickets for the Bellarmine vs IU game. However, I believe that his(insanely drunken)estimate of needing 40 tickets is somewhat absurd. Or just very uhhh... optimistic.

Soo... a more realistic number would be much appreciated.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 3:35 PM

So anyone up for wings tomorrow night?

Phil on Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 5:30 PM

the hoosier gazette made snopes.com: http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/kinsey.asp

adrian on Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 6:26 PM

I plan on meeting you guys up at hooters tomorrow.

Church on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 4:35 AM

Bellarmine is playing IU, wow there is an ass kiciking waiting to happen

Church on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 4:54 AM

A forward from a co-worker

The University of Kentucky football practice was delayed nearly two hours
yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance
on the practice field. Head Coach Rich Brooks immediately suspended
practice while Lexington police and federal investigators were called to
investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice
was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter
the substance again.

adrian on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 6:13 AM

Very funny Church, you fucking ass hole.

Brock on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 6:46 AM

Nice burn. I love the UK-UofL rivalry!

Jay on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 8:55 AM

You gotta respect a wicked burn, Adrian. Second rule of Natty Sci

Church on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 9:31 AM

If you all have not checked out this week's onion, it is hilarious. Particularly the Dick Cheyney returns to Crystal Lake story

adrian on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 11:10 AM

Oh, I respect the burn, but Church still smokes monkey pole.

adrian on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 11:11 AM

Is everyone still going to Hooters tonight?

Church on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 11:42 AM

Adrian, you're a bitch and have a doctorate in smoking monkey pole

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 12:52 PM

Scott and I plan on going, but I haven't talked to anyone else yet.

Jay on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 1:06 PM

I'll be there, although I might not eat. Cause i'm a b*tch. And for the record, you both smoke monkey pole.

adrian on Wednesday, September 15, 2004 at 1:37 PM

Big JiZAy Mother Fucking SmizNith. Dude, that Hostess at O'Chucky's last night totally wanted the cock.

Jay on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 6:56 AM

Let's hope so.

adrian on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 8:42 AM

Big Jay, I read on Gamespot that Square is developing a spin off of Final Fantasy VII and they are having Vincent as the Main Character.

Jay on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 9:46 AM

Dude that sounds aweso...wait...I mean... what are you talking about. What is "square"?

Brock on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 10:51 AM

Speaking of square... did anyone else get the info from Ian Patrick about the Alumni Dance? Does Natty Sci want to crash the party and drink all the booze? Does anyone else want to chop-block Ian for booting us out of intramurals? Good times!

Church on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 11:12 AM

Also, Brock you could beat the shit of all the SGA folk I am sure populate such events. Doesn't Bellarmine realize they have sucked us dry financially and should at least wait a few years before soliciting more funds

Brock on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 12:22 PM

Oh come on Church, you know you want to harass those people in person. When the only job you can get after graduating Bellarmine is to go back and work for Bellarmine, its almost sad. No Jay, I'm not talking about teaching, I'm talking about office work.

Besides... who doesn't want to get all liquored up, and come stumbling in on all the stuck-ups.

Church on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 1:05 PM

Who are you talking about that does office work?

Brock on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 1:45 PM

I have no idea! Do you think I remember people's names?

Brock on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 1:46 PM

Although, we know what a quality education at Bellarmine gets you....
a fat student loan bill.

Church on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 1:49 PM

Hell, they wouldn't even hire me to be an admissions counselor. Bastards. How can they think we have money to give them? Also, who is going to join the Bellarmine alumni? Stay in touch with your fellow alumni, wow that's great. I am sure if I went ot a meeting it would just be people I hated at Bellarmine

Brock on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 2:44 PM

Its kind of ironic though... "stay in touch with fellow alumni".... isn't that Natty Sci? The sad part is, that probably more Bellarmine alumni are associated with Natty Sci than the "Bellarmine Alumni Association."

joe on Thursday, September 16, 2004 at 7:49 PM

what are the odds we can get a forever young natty sci intramural team? i think the softball coach is in charge of it. I guess i'll email her and say jay is faculty and we have a couple students and alumni tht want to play and see if it is ok. Does that sound like a plan and who all will play?

Bigworm on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 5:56 AM

In case there was ever a doubt.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Mus...reut/index.html

Mindy on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 8:51 AM

hmmm.....

So I just got this email, and the email address ends in "tokglobal.com"... Does anybody know what company that is?

Jay on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 9:34 AM

I'm all about Forever Sci IM. And, It might be fun to crash the alumni dance. We're Natty Sci, bitch!

Bigworm on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 10:51 AM

FAGS!

Bigworm on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 10:53 AM

You FAGS are talking about crashing a BU alumni dance! This is pretty fucking sad.

adrian on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 11:37 AM

What do you expect, it is nattysci.

Brock on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 11:39 AM

What would be sad about crashing the BU thing? A lot more original than Wicks and Flanagans for the 1 trillionth time.

Bigworm on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 1:05 PM

If you are invited or are an alumnus you aren't exactly "crashing" it! Now what would have been crashing a party would have been you showing up to Heather and Chris's wedding and giving the toast......that is a party crashing.

No, it wouldn't be better than Wicks or Flanagans because if you recall the senior dance we went to...we doubled the population there, enough said.

Brock on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 1:17 PM

I also think Michelle vomited on everyone there.

Brock on Friday, September 17, 2004 at 1:18 PM

Giving the toast? Isn't that one of those situations where you show up to the reception and stick your dick in the wedding cake?

Bigworm on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 4:49 AM

I suppose everyone has their own way of crashing a party, even Brock's unorthodox style would count I do believe.


Eating a free lunch today because some sucker lost a bet to me on the UK-IU game this past weekend. Goodtimes.

Bigworm on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 4:50 AM

What has the world come to.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS...mark/index.html

Bigworm on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 4:53 AM

Would it be wrong to start a website and take bets similar to "40 days and 40 nights" on how long this one lasts.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Mus...reut/index.html

Church on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 6:32 AM

Where the hell did UK come from in the IU game, I guess I was wrong about the ineptitude of UK, but I am still right in stating the university of Cincinatti ( a certified PhD in thugenomics granting institution) sucks. Also, is O'Sheas going to have trivia any time soon?

KellyHarrison on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 9:16 AM

phil, can you put that non-virus thing on here so i can download it on my computer? i thought i downloaded it the last time, but i'm not sure of the steps after that on what to do. thanks!

Jay on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 10:24 AM

Britney Spears danced to journey at her wedding. And, no, Wes, it would not be wrong to take bets.

Brock on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 10:36 AM

A PhD in thugenomics would at least know how to spell "Cincinnati"

Church on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 10:46 AM

It has to be spelled phonetically for the depraved subhumans who go there.

Brock on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 12:55 PM

It is spelled phoentically dumbass. CIN-CIN-NATI

For all of you teachers at UofL that don't know vocabulary:
Phonetic - employing for speech sounds more than the minimum number of symbols necessary to represent the significant differences in a speaker's speech

I would respond to your attacks on UC football, but I like UofL football, just not some of the dumbass fans. So I'll stick to insulting your intelligence.

Besides, NCAA football is crap until a playoff system is installed. In the meantime, I'll focus on the NFL.

Phil on Monday, September 20, 2004 at 6:49 PM

the Marc and Phil show was second going into the final question, and barely missed coming in first place.

No O'shea's trivia for a while. They are "talking" about bringing it back...

Church on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 4:43 AM

Okay Brock, since I had a typo on Cincinnati, I will henceforth only refer to it as shit town, crap town, or the abode of goat fucker. How can you work for an institution that enrolls so many criminals to play basketball. Oh well, the Cards and the shit town bearcats play in four sports this fall and I guarantee the Cards will get the better of you all.

adrian on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 5:45 AM

I see smooth sailing for USC this year in football. The only ranked team they play this year is California. USC is good but for God Sake, play some fucking quality teams.

UK represented this week beating the shit out of the Big Ten powerhouse IU (not really). Bring on FLorida Bitch!

Brock on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 6:57 AM

I can't believe you can actually sit there and call UC players thugs and criminals when you have players like 'Cisco Garcia, the biggest ghetto punk on the east coast. The moron can't even speak english... not even the geniuses at Steak N' Shake can understand him. The hack-jobs UofL is recruiting in basketball make Matt Geiger look like John Stockton. Henceforth, all of your references to UC as "thug" or "punk" are void because they are just the pot calling the kettle black. Now that I'm done with the cliches...

Of course USC isn't playing any teams... they knew they were going to get the #1 spot this season, so all they have to do is go undefeated against mediocre teams, and they cruise to the national championship. I don't even know why teams bother travelling to play teams anymore... its pointless. All of NCAA football might as well play "rivarly mode" on the PS2, because that would at least be interesting. What incentive does USC have to play West Virginia? Zip. Everything to lose, and maybe a payoff by WVU boosters to get a shot.

Adrian has a point... the only fun thing really left in the season is watching UK scare the shit out of Florida, Tennessee, and Georgia.

Church on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 7:44 AM

Oh wait, not having English as a first language, wow that certainly merits the term thug. For God's sake, the UC GPA is in the negatives and they take classes on discovering their opposable thumbs. Face it Brock, the UC team is nothing but cavemen

UK may give a run to any team they play if they play as they did Saturday. Georgia has not looked too terribly good and Mississippi State lost to Maine. I think Florida and UT are their main tests in their division and they have little chance against Auburn

The true question is who is the number 1 team in the country since none of the top teams have looked terribly impressive

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 8:31 AM

UK also gets The Cocks and The Tide in Commonwealth stadium. Alabama's QB is out for the year with a torn ACL so the stage is set for UK to make a run this year and finish better than 4 wins.

Church on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 9:17 AM

They have Vandy, Ohio, Mississippi State, Bama, and South Carolina. They should get five maybe six wins

adrian on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 9:42 AM

Three wins at the most on the season for UK.

adrian on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 9:47 AM

I agree with Matt about Georgia. They haven't looked good so far, but I think they have the best "Team" in the SEC.

Church on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 9:51 AM

Georgia is the best team in the SEC, there is little doubt about that, but in terms of onfield performance they leave little impression. Right now, I think Auburn is the best in the conference

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 10:32 AM

Yes Auburn is looking good, no Louisville could not beat them Stewie.

adrian on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 10:37 AM

Auburn's Defense looks good and so does their running game. I am not so sure about Campbell though. I think sports analysts are giving him to much credit. But, it is still early in the season. Hopefully Auburn will live up to the hype that they had last season.

adrian on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 10:42 AM

Carnell Williams is a bad ass running back but has anyone noticed Oklahoma's Adrian Peterson. That fucker is un believable. Granted Oklahoma hasn't played anyone yet, he is one bad ass freshman running back.

Also, Notre Dame's Freshman running back is bad ass. And since I am ackknowledging Freshmans right now, Tennessee's Freshman Quarterback Shaeffer is pretty damn good.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 10:46 AM

Of course UT's QB who they might use more of now is the nephew of basketball player Danny Ainge.

One thing that I am VERY IMPRESSED about Campbell is his pin point accuracy.

Yes Adrian Peterson is a bad ass, I remember last year in the high school game and he showed that already, however, OU has a pretty impressive o-line which really helps the RB gain the credit.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 10:47 AM

....And the freshman back for ND can thank his h-back blocker #88 whatever his name is. That kid is a freaking stud, who was laying out the wolverine defense left and right.

Jay on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 11:38 AM

One more reason I'm glad to live in Kentucky.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/20/sc...c.ap/index.html

adrian on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 12:11 PM

We should go and deflate their scooters

Church on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 12:48 PM

I didn't know they had discovered the wheel in Paintsville

adrian on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 1:17 PM

You didn't know that the VESPA 500 was big in Paintsville

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