George Lucas can suck on my Chocholate Salty Balls

Warning:  If you are easily offended by nerdity of the highest magnitude, avert your eyes from this post.

As you may or may not know, today marks the release of the Stars Wars holy trinity on DVD.  I feel it is safe to say that I am the biggest Star Wars fan in Natty Sci.  Lynnie runs a close second, but we all know who would win in a game of Star Wars Trivial pursuit.  So it is not surprising that I was a little upset to find out they are only releasing the special editions.  This made me want to buy them less, but I still planned on purchasing them until I read this interview on CNN.com with George Lucas.  In it, he basically says that the original films are crap, and that the people who fell in love with them are retarded.  The point that he makes is that he was not satisfied by the movies originally, and he didn't want to release unfinished work.  As an artist, I can accept this.  But, the fact he has such an attitude about it makes me want to puke.  Well, Mr. Lucas, you can suck on my chocolate salty balls.  I will not purchase your crap pack dvd.  You reccomended that fans like myself buy the VHS?  Well guess what, I have owned them for years.  So, if anyone wants to join in my boycott, gimme a hell yeah!

And I'm out.

Posted by Jay on September 21st, around lunchtime | 56 comments

Comments

Church on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 1:52 PM

hell yeah, besides he should have been boycotted over this shitty prequels

Jay on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 2:10 PM

Matt knows what i'm talkin' 'bout!

Brock on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 2:17 PM

I'm just surprised the crazed buffalo wasn't angered over the claim for biggest Star Wars fan. Xota is pretty wicked at SW Trivial Pursuit.

Joanna on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 2:34 PM

I don't know, Jay. I'm a pretty big fan myself.

Jay on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 6:14 PM

Brock, if you read it properly, I posted this. Joanna, I doubt it. However, I have no way of asking you to prove it, because any question I ask you could look up.

mowgli on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 9:27 PM

that's okay Xota, I probably can't afford the dvd's now anyway...but did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy I could watch the copy.

mowgli on Tuesday, September 21, 2004 at 9:42 PM

Anywho, I just wanted let everyone know that I am doing the UPS Plane Pull Challenge for the Special Olympics this Saturday with some people from school. It's for a good cause, and I need to raise at least $75 dollars to participate, so I'm calling on the Sci to help me out.

For those of you who actually make money and are not broke like myself, I would really appreciate donations if you can help out. $5, $10, $20 or whatever you can afford...I believe it is time for the NattySci give back to the community, just let me know...

I am also still taking donations for the Velarde Beer Fund, so don't hesitate to donate to that sorry brother...

Peace! and I'm out!

Brock on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 7:02 AM

Sorry Jay, I went ahead and slammed my head off the dashboard. You'll have to forgive me since you haven't posted anything in the last decade.

Lynnie, I'll donate $10 to your charity. The special olympics one, not your beer fund. I'll buy you some beer in person this weekend to contribute to that.

I'd also like to remind those who care, that I will be tailgating with my brother and others for the Trinity-X game to watch Chip crack some X-boy necks. Whiskey will be provided... shhhhh!

Make sure you congradulate Michelle for her 4.0 sweep through her first quarter of Nursing classes. Good work hot stuff!

Church on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 9:03 AM

Brock your driving into town for a high school football game. Lame

Church on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 9:47 AM

I just read that Lucas Hayden Christensen into the funeral scene in Jedi, I am never buying any Star Wars stuff again. Lucas is a damned bastard

Brock on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 10:07 AM

Church, fuck off.

Church on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 10:22 AM

Witty. UC sucks

Jay on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 11:10 AM

It's nice to know that you guys joined in my riteous cause. Lynnie, since you're giving me a ride home today, I'll give you like 5 dollars. It's up to use whether you use it for beer or special olympics. And brock, i made a post before the last one that phil did.

Jay on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 11:11 AM

And I am retarded for spelling righteous wrong.

adrian on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 11:17 AM

I went to Best Buy on my lunch break to buy an XBOX game and I swear it seemed like everyone and their gramdmothers was there buying the Star Geek Trilogy.

Jay on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 11:22 AM

Marc, Phil, and Lynnie are going to love this. Suckas!

http://www.theonion.com/news/index....ue=4038&n=1

Brock on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 12:54 PM

Holy crap, so you did Jay. Maybe I should try this whole reading thing.

Brock on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 2:37 PM

A nice long segment on the All-Star team of movie actors. I really want to see The Bingo Long Traveling All Stars & Motor Kings after reading this.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...lmovies/battery

Brock on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 2:38 PM

Its supposed to be "Baseball movie actors"

Phil on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 4:51 PM

Here you go big jay: http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.ph...date=2004-09-22

Phil on Wednesday, September 22, 2004 at 4:52 PM

oh yeah, team name for monday: "George Lucas can remaster these nuts."

Jay on Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 5:47 AM

Good call on both accounts, Phil.

Jay on Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 6:05 AM

Apparently, Lucas DOES replace anakin at the end of jedi with Hayden Christenson. The bastard.

http://free.hostdepartment.com/s/st...gydvd/main.html

This website discusses all of the changes crazy ass made to his movies.

Raul Duke on Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 7:46 AM

Hmm, looks like a Church brother is in on Episode III. Checkout who created this rendering:
http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii...ev20040906.html

Church on Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 8:08 AM

Damned, I didn't know that is what my brother did at Humana

Bigworm on Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 1:08 PM

If anything is going on tonight give me a call.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 1:11 PM

NFL Europe had better watch out for the battleship.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...cky/9736150.htm

Bruno Ponce Jones on Thursday, September 23, 2004 at 4:05 PM

Yes I have been involved in Star Wars. You may remember my greatest creation Jar Jar Binks

Brock on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 7:11 AM

You'd think the millions of potential dollars in the NFL would motivate Lorenzen to stop suckin' down those twinkies.

jen on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 7:28 AM

As of Wednesday, he might have to stop sucking down twinkies whether he likes it or not:

http://www.suntimes.com/output/busi...-twinkie23.html

Brock on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 8:44 AM

Awesome segue... but what will we eat after the nuclear holocaust? Its the only food that will be edible!
http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servle...348/epid-25450/

Bigworm on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 8:49 AM

So what is going on tonight fellas? People going to the game?

Jay on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 10:58 AM

Come on, Wrecking Crew, get with it.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS...ents/index.html

Brock on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 12:21 PM

I'm baaaaaack!
Anyone interested in meeting up for the game tonight, give me a call. Otherwise, I'll meet up with you later.

adrian on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 12:55 PM

Everyone is meeting up at Bowl-A-Rama tonight about 9:00. See you guys there.

Marc on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 2:37 PM

holy crap adrian is alive. dude i thought you must have died. or gotten into a secret romance with someone. but i've seen jay recently so that couldn't be the answer.

Phil on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 3:34 PM

great headline on Fark about the dead sarah lee exec who was found frozen: "Body of Sara Lee exec found frozen in a cream sauce with peas and potatoes. Police recover body, set on high for three minutes"

Phil on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 4:39 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...4041kobea1.html
page 18's got a great section, but the rest has some funny moments from these retarded police officers.

tons of funny:
Officer: "She's an attractive young lady"
Kobe: "She wasn't that attractive."

adrian on Saturday, September 25, 2004 at 6:15 AM

C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS. Make sure everyone tunes in at 11:30 to watch the gators get their asses handed to them by the biggest powerhouse team in the SEC!

Brock on Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 1:00 PM

Adrian, where the hell were you last night? As you may have realized, Chris really missed you.

Phil on Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 1:46 PM

man, the indy / green bay gme is turning into a good ol' barnburner with manning and favre playing anything you can do I can do better.

adrian on Sunday, September 26, 2004 at 6:33 PM

I had 9 voice mails sunday morning and all of them involved calling me a fag and a bitch.

Brock on Monday, September 27, 2004 at 6:14 AM

Don't forget "fat piece of shit." I also believe Marc admitted he liked your physique.

Marc on Monday, September 27, 2004 at 7:08 AM

okay, so i sound gay when i get tanked. chris still tokk down a 10 inch sausage... and a pizza too. Lynnie was smelling me numerous times that night. and jay, brock, and phil are already gay so oh well.

NEWSFLASH: Trivia is at 6:30 PM tonight at Flannagan's instead of 7:00PM

adrian on Monday, September 27, 2004 at 7:35 AM

Chris took down a 10" sausage? What in the hell did you guys do this weekend or do I want to know?

mowgli on Monday, September 27, 2004 at 12:53 PM

we just go him really drunk and gave him the 10" sausage while saying, "Oh what a lovely tea party"...come on dude it's the same shit we do every weekend!

Marc on Monday, September 27, 2004 at 1:43 PM

well we started out at the beer depot. that was different. marc drank two beers first. that was different. and we had a huge group. but pretty much was the same after that. although the free jagerbombs rocked and so did 2 for 1 beers. we gotta hook the waiters up next time at wick's, like normal. i even did the Carlton dance 3 times. first two times were unsolicited. And i managed to pick up my car from burkett's house by 7:30 the next night.

oh yeah and no fight at O'Shea's ....that was different.

adrian on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 6:58 AM

A BLT from Wicks sounds so fucking good right now!

adrian on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 9:19 AM

Marc, you getting lunch today?

Jay on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 10:25 AM

Adrian, are you going to O'chucks tonight?

Marc on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 11:54 AM

i have conformation that Adrian is truly alive instead of someone posting as him on the website. Jay wants carnal knowledge conformation but he'll have to wait until o'charlies tonight. you sick bastard.

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 1:08 PM

I'm sorry, this is just some funny shit right here:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...ord_paper_kerry

And I'd laugh my ass off if Boston endorsed Bush.

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 1:09 PM

and then I'd wipe my ass with the Boston Globe

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 1:40 PM

Wow, I might even show up for O'chucks.

Brock on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 1:44 PM

Hell, I might go to O'Chuck's up here in Cincy just for nostalgia sake.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 1:45 PM

Not that I like the source, but this is what I was afraid of.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,133764,00.html

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