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Mel Brooks is planning on a Spaceballs 2

Posted by Phil on September 28th, at night | 384 comments

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Phil on Tuesday, September 28, 2004 at 8:51 PM

It also warrants mentioning that I've heard rumors in the past of them making a "Spaceballs III: The Search for Episode 2." As I'm sure you already know, in Spaceballs, Yogurt mentions "Spaceballs II: The Search for More Money."

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 7:48 AM

Okay, so I return from Germany on Oct. 15th in time for Midnight Madness. I gave Abby the okay to use our place for her friends bachelorette party so I need to be out of the house. I am definatly going out Saturday night, Oct. 16th and if anyone would be so kind to let me sleep on their couch I would greatly appreciate it.

In a non related note, I am off for a 1/2 day on friday so if anyone wants to start early let me know.

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 7:49 AM

Sorry for the confusion but the bachelorette party is Oct. 16th.

Church on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 8:43 AM

What are you going to Germany for Wes?

hoban on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 9:23 AM

My little brother Sean is 21 today so if anyone sees him out tonight buy him a drink, also my wife Jenny and I are gonna take him out Saturday night too so if anyone is going someplace Sat. let me know...

Green Baron on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 10:24 AM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...eats_all_rivals

There is some good news in this, if you read into it. In a country approaching 294 million, only 3.5 million are watching the news on T.V. Chances are most of the others can't read and probably have no news source at all. But we can hope that perhaps they are gathering news sources from other locations instead of the 5 corporations that own all the network news stations.

And since the debate is coming up, I thought I would bring in "America: the Book" from Comedy Central's the Daily Show. I shit myself several times reading it. Especially the chapter on media sources.
I bet anything that following the debate, every network will bring in their analysts to quarrel over who was more convincing in bringing voters over to their sides. That's not the purpose of news. The purpose of the news is to tell me if what each candidate said was true or not. It's my decision who fuckin' won the debate.

Jay on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 10:44 AM

Phil, I'm a little dissapointed. The picture doesn't match up to the quote (as I push my glasses up my nose Nerp!)

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 10:46 AM

Church - I have to go to Germany because those Nazi bastards (our headquarters is located in Monheim) develop shitty methods to test our developmental drugs. Therefore, it is my job to see what they are doing and making that shit work over here.

Church on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:09 AM

Hey at the very least your job is paying for you to go sample some fine German beer

Brock on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:10 AM

Bring back Rommel's bones!

adrian on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:16 AM

Church does make a good point, that fucking ass muncher!

Church on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:20 AM

Thanks for the compliment bitch, hey what happened to UK against Florida

Green Baron on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 11:31 AM

Michael Moore got a tan, and joined the NFL:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/5158

Still fat though

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 12:01 PM

Kobe is trying to bring every other brother down.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&am...cat=Kobe_Bryant

Phil on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 12:49 PM

I couldn't find the afro comb picture online. Honestly, I didn't spend too much time trying to find it. I guess I could pop the DVD into my computer, and take a screen shot at the right spot...

I think I told people last night, but on October 9th Flannigan's is going to have free appetizers. They'll be closed the 6th,7th and 8th for remodelling, and I guess for their "grand reopening" they'll be giving away breadsticks or something. So there you go.

Phil on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 7:46 PM

who the hell has a phone number that starts with 381?

Phil on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 7:54 PM

I guess I should explain myself on that last comment. Someone text messaged me twice from that number Monday with the text of only "what's up."

Well, I'll tell you what's up: I'm not answering your gay ass text message. This isn't Finland or one of those fruity text message crazy countries, so call me if it's important. And if it's not important I've got a news flash: On a Monday afternoon I'm at work, and I'm not going to chat on my god damn cell phone.

Marc on Wednesday, September 29, 2004 at 8:49 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY ------------IT'S BEEN A WHILE
http://tinyurl.com/4rrv3

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks


As its been a little bit since my last video post I edited together a bunch of the smaller clips making a compilation of funny videos.

(1) You can literally buy anything on Ebay: You can buy jars of air, Civil War dirt, shingles blown off by hurricanes, half a pack of cigarettes, a soul, a conscience, etc. Happy Bidding

(2) Video of the crazy Irish ex-priest who rushed a Olympics runner from Brazil costing him the gold, and footage of his previously running toward the cars on a formula-1 racetrack.

(3) Collection of fun volume 1: A Two-headed snake that is worth $100,000; Osama Bin Laden and 9/11 appear on suspicious toys; trying to block out the finger with mosaic...badly; the pitchfork bank robber; man climbs into lion cage with a bible; bridge demolition mishap; tomato-throwing festival; & George Bush Economic Expert

(4) Crazy-ass Britians: Batman takes on Buckingham Palace; Fox-hunting debate cause riot; Throwing purple dust at Tony Blair; & Bum-rushing to get into the Parliament

(5) See Anderson Cooper getting blown: An insider's look at covering a hurricane by standing outside in its path.

(6) Collection of fun volume 2: Veterinarian takes a bad fall; man free-climbs building; man-hole covers blown off streets; super fast bike beats helicopter; hurricane releases gators; and snakes coming out of your toilet(just like Porky's)

(7) Runaway Bull: Bull gets loose on highway cause traffic problems. Bull will not be pushed off by big rigs that bump him, nor shooed away. But he does charge a man wearing red. Hilarity ensues.

Enjoy.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 7:39 AM

Beware of "Fat Albert"

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/09/29/li...reut/index.html

Phil on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 8:30 AM

that bear link has reminded me, has anyone watched that Lost show on ABC.

Two things:
1) The show is pretty good. I never got into 24, but I can see why Marc was
2) Evangeline Lilly is hot

Jay on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 8:46 AM

This reminds me of our tenure at Bellarmine.

http://www.nbc4.com/news/3770181/detail.html

Jay on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:27 PM

These bastards stole our name! This is why I hate New York. They don't have the creative history behind the name though (This links to a glossary of terms. Scroll down to Natty Sci, in the N section.)

http://www.nyunews.com/lifeandideas...slife/7537.html

Phil on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:33 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmm, perhaps it's time to trademark Natty Sci.

Of course, any place that feels the need to have a "frequently used" abbreviation for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people can shampoo my crotch. Plus, they forgot to include hermaphrodites. Those insensitve bigots!

Phil on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:34 PM

btw, the 10th link for Natty Sci on google is "meeting people with herpies."

Bigworm on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 12:53 PM

Hazing ritual or not, this dudes a fag.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=1891804

joe on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 6:51 PM

i've sent in the roster for intramural football...i recieved 2 responses from the head of intramurals, the first said alumni cant play because there is no way to monitor who is alumni and who isnt. Mike Knox and her are trying to devise a way for alumni in the future but as of now no alumni. the second email said our roster was in and we start play on the 10th of october. Fuck them we are playing anyways even if we must bring our transcipts

Brock on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 8:18 PM

Its official: Natty Sci Cincy begins intramural play this fall in both Flag Football and Volleyball. ITS SPREADING!

Phil on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 8:33 PM

time to bust out our "sean hoban" id cards.

joe on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 8:43 PM

lets all get fake ids made...doesnt taurus work at the help desk still?

Phil on Thursday, September 30, 2004 at 8:49 PM

I just realized something: of course they can monitor who's an alumni because they call my ass twice a month looking for money.

hoban on Friday, October 01, 2004 at 5:04 AM

I can talk to sean and see if he can get some extra "players" from his floor if need be, oh and if anybody cares I will play if I can make a couple games too, as long as they are not too early since I live 30 minutes away...Someone needs to convince Church to play at least one game...

adrian on Friday, October 01, 2004 at 5:49 AM

I can't believe you ass monkeys acutally want to play fag I mean flag football again with those ass jockeys from Bellarmine.

Jay on Friday, October 01, 2004 at 10:05 AM

F*** YOU Adrian! We're just trying to relive our glory days

Jay on Friday, October 01, 2004 at 10:54 AM

I think adrian will appreciate this.

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/sexad...om/roleplayers/

hoban on Friday, October 01, 2004 at 11:47 AM

Or trying to relive the "lack of glory" days if you are talking about the same sci that I was

adrian on Friday, October 01, 2004 at 12:16 PM

Bring on Yuna and Rikku...wait a minute...that is kind of creepy....but hot!

Jay on Friday, October 01, 2004 at 12:17 PM

or the S&M stylings of Payne

Dween on Friday, October 01, 2004 at 2:12 PM

HEY PHIL!

1. Bob's stepped down.
2. Regina & Darren were let go.
3. Two Dayton folk are here to bridge gaps.
4. ???
5. Profit!

How's it goin' for you?

stew on Friday, October 01, 2004 at 7:08 PM

Ahhh! I got cock-blocked by my fuckin' job!!! I did not know that was possible! Shit!!!
Anyways, that probably means i am free for the remainder of the evening...
Phil, call me tomorrow morning if you want to go to the game.

Bigworm on Sunday, October 03, 2004 at 10:24 AM

Good thing we didn't go down to TK's Pub, someone was shot and killed there last night.

Phil on Sunday, October 03, 2004 at 10:45 AM

they were showing footage of it during the 11 o'clock news last night, and there was a big ass ruber hammer laying on the ground near the crime scene. I think someone tried to bring a mallet to a gun fight.

Hey stew, I, uh, fell asleep at 11:30 and didn't wake up until 2:45. Sorry about ditching you man. On the upside, I did end up picking up ESPN Gameplan so I had roughly 10 different games to watch. Got to see the Louisville game (duh), UK vs Ohio, the end of the Army vs TCU game, and some of the Boise State game. Next week it doesn't seem that there will be as many games on TV:

Indiana @ Northwestern 12:00 PM ET
Virginia Tech @ Wake Forest 12:00 PM ET
Alabama @ Kentucky 12:30 PM ET
Georgia Tech @ Maryland 3:30 PM ET
California @ USC 3:30 PM ET
Oklahoma State @ Colorado 3:30 PM ET
Wisconsin @ Ohio State 3:30 PM ET

Yesterday they had games going all the way until midnight with Pac-10 and WAC games. Only one Pac-10 game this week, and no WAC. Maybe they'll add more as the week goes on...

Church on Monday, October 04, 2004 at 5:06 AM

Phil, Oklahoma State Colorado would be a choice one. OSu is being mentioned as a sleeper team, but honestly the only game on that list is USC-Cal. The game will make or break USC's title hopes

adrian on Monday, October 04, 2004 at 5:23 AM

Cali beat USC last year, and they have a good shot of doing it again. Isn't California the only ranked team that USC plays?

Church on Monday, October 04, 2004 at 5:28 AM

I think they play two. They play Arizona State who is ranked and they already played Virginia Tech. personally, I think Cal will beat USC and Arizona State might as well. So far, the best two teams I have seen this season are Auburn and Georgia

Phil on Monday, October 04, 2004 at 9:09 AM

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/pregnant.asp

Brock on Monday, October 04, 2004 at 9:41 AM

If that doesn't support Burket's argument for enforced Natural Selection, I don't know what does.

Jay on Monday, October 04, 2004 at 10:43 AM

Proof that we will out love Doug and Wes.

http://news.independent.co.uk/world...sp?story=567654

Phil on Monday, October 04, 2004 at 11:05 AM

I think we should find out who did the study on the five-second rule and send her a natty-sci sweatshirt.

Jay on Monday, October 04, 2004 at 11:38 AM

I agree with that, Phil.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 7:01 AM

Potentially a science question here for trivia fellas.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto.../nobel_prize_15

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 7:04 AM

God's way of getting even.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/10/04/t...n.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 8:26 AM

So is this Iraq part deux for "Dubya"?


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...an_missile_dc_3

hoban on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 8:39 AM

A little too late really..another cold war like stand off maybe but with Nukes you can not really invade can you...At least you would hope the president is not that stupid

Brock on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 8:51 AM

Unfortunately, Iran doesn't have a big brother like North Korea does with China to keep them in line. Freaky!

Church on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 9:06 AM

Yeah, but Iran can only hit Israel and the Israelis have a contingency plan to invade Iran at the slighest hint of an attack

hoban on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 9:42 AM

Matt...Those missles could destroy Israel though so any attack plan would be mute really...Dont forget how small Israel is...Iran has a bargining chip now and either the US will have to accept a standoff on this issue or face huge problems beyond the problems already in the Middle East...

hoban on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 9:56 AM

Opps I started a political debate on nattysci.com again...Shame on me I meant to post about balls, breasts, beer, and getting drunk...

Jay on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 10:33 AM

And don't forget dick and fart jokes, Pat.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 10:34 AM

Just because they have the capability of hitting Israel doesn't mean they will be able to. It is one thing to make a rocket fly for 1250 miles, it is another for it to be remotely accurate. The prime example is the scud missles attempts at Israel.

Yeah and way to go for China, North Korea announced the other day that they have weaponized their nuclear capabilities, i.e. they have NUKES!

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 11:06 AM

Who didn't know the man was on something.

http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3061210

Church on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 11:06 AM

But was it a big shock when they announced it, I mean there has been suspicion of North Korea having nukes since the late 1990s. On a side note, I love how oil prices skyrocket because a Nigerian militia decides to lay claim to the oilfields in the Niger Delta

Brock on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 11:23 AM

Wes, get to work on that Hydrogen-powered car!

The only difference is, that N. Korea will have China to answer to if they actually attempt to use them, whereas Iran has nothing to lose. The only thing keeping N. Korea on life support is China sending in all the food and aid. If they cut that off, Jong-Il loses all control.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 12:58 PM

Jong-Il wouldn't lose control because he doesn't care for his people. All he cares about is being armed with nuclear warheads so he can terrorize other countries to giving them free aid.

Nigerian Militia/hurricanes, whatever, they will raise prices for anything.

jen on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 1:06 PM

Who cares about all this nuclear war nonsense... tennessee is voting on more important things tonight, like a dog manure ban and making pinball legal for minors
http://www.tennessean.com/governmen...ent_ID=58911390

Jay on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 1:07 PM

I just found out that if there aren't enough people to show up for an IM game, we forfeit and we have to pay 20 dollars. that is the gayest thing ever. But you guys better show up sunday, because we do have a game.

Jay on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 1:13 PM

This was posted in the BU IM folder. I don't know who these people are, but it is HILARIOUS. It reminds me of us. Kinda.

boy it sure seems like everyone is teaming up on box. and box didnt say anything bad about me... so it makes me sad to see box all by himself. so for the second time ever, i'm going to talk shit to my own teammates.

adam, boy, you sure can't wrap an ankle. shit man, are you even a doctor yet? how long is that shit going to take you? 5th year senior in a doctorate program... get out of school dude. quit hanging on to something that isnt there. what a dork. go test the flexibility in a shoulder or something, and come talk to me when you're making near 7 figures. homo.

john, why don't you quit... uh... being such a good athlete? i bet you can't... uh.... program a vcr very well.... wow, what a fag you are. come set my vcr clock and then come talk to me. oh, so you're one of the best athletes at bu? oh, so you played AAU in like 4 sports? big shit. seriously, come tivo most extreme elimination challenge on my 1987 magnavox and then start talking. i'd like to see THAT.

don't worry box... i've got your back.

Brock on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 1:30 PM

The only thing that would have been better is if he threatened to chop block one of his own team-mates... wait.. thats automatic expulsion!

UC makes us put down $25 forfeit deposit for each sport. Plus, if you forfeit any game, you are ineligible for the tournament unless you pay another $10 for re-instatement, but you still don't get your $25 deposit back. I kinda like it... those ADG and Baseball fuckers would've been broke instead of letting us stand in the field with a hangover and no one to play.

joe on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 2:08 PM

more BU IM folder postings...wait till they see our team!!!

Beginning today, 270 senior citizens, members of Bellarmine's Veritas Society, will be on campus for six weeks participating in classes. Please greet them with a friendly smile and give assistance as needed.

THANKS!
Linda S. Bailey
Director of Continuing Education



contrary to popular belief, this is not in reference to the Newman Mafia. Here are our "Veritas/Cialis All Stars":

Adam Campbell, graduate student. (5th year)
Kyle Scott, graduate student. (like 7th year)
Jake Wolf, 5th year senior.
Adam Etienne, 5th year senior.
Andrew Schroeder, alumni and Bellarmine employee. (5th year)
Lee Phillips, graduate student. (6th year)
J.B. Meiman, graduate student. (6th year)
A guy I don't know, graduate student (5th year)

Our two young guns are both 4 years out of high school, Peav and John Ryan. We'll depend on them to keep us fresh.

total 52 years

what is our team?

Jay Smith- alumni and faculty (8th year)
Chris Burket- illegal alumni (8th year)
Wes Goodloe- illegal alumni (8th year)
lynnie velarde- grad school (8th year)
phil scott- illegal alumni (8th year)
adrian goodloe - illegal alumni (6th year)
mark fandino- future grad student(6th year)
brian mcallister- grad student (5th year)
eric douglas- illegal alumni (5th year)
joe burket- illegal alumni (5th year)

our 67 years demolishes them

Brock on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 3:00 PM

Shit, I just realized I'll be in town this weekend. What time is the game?

Phil on Tuesday, October 05, 2004 at 5:15 PM

with the vast majority of my shitty team being injured and/or sucking to begin with, it only made sense to add Najeh Davenport. I'm not quite sure why it took this lady two years to sue over perhaps the funniest moments in NFL history.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?sl...p&type=lgns

Is it too much to ask for Steve Sabol to do some drammatic NFL Films special on this?

Marc on Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 1:27 AM

just for jay really.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS.../05/klein.blog/
it's jessi klein's blog on her reaction to the VP debate as it was happening.

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 7:29 AM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...;u=/nm/penis_dc

Ok, just so you know...the man was lying. Take it from a person with experience:
DO NOT......I repeat....DO NOT put peanut butter on your penis and try to feed it to the dog.

Phil on Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 11:03 AM

Anyone up for playing football tonight from 8-10pm in oldham county? The only ground rule is that we'd be playing with some pretty religious guys, so you'd have to keep the f-bomb and pedophile jokes to a minimum.

Just throwing it out there. They only have 10 people right now, and they'd like to get it to 12.

Jay on Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 12:34 PM

I'll play football. Speaking of which, Long John silvers can go to hell.

http://www.thesakeofargument.com/ar...ves/000827.html

Brock on Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 1:50 PM

I feel myself suddenly torn... I love Long John Silvers! Its the best junk fast food one can slowly kill themselves with, and yet, screwing this over guy blows.

However, if you read the first major comment, the guy points out both sides "did what they had to do." I blame those insurance companies. I also blame frivilous lawsuits. Look, had they not fired the guy, some blood-sucking lawyer representing another employee or customer would've sued LJS and maybe the guy too for "risking their life." That slam-dunk suit would be in the range of $200,000 or more. The thief would probably also sue for assault.

Not to say I wouldn't buy this guy a drink, but if someone is dumb enough to rob a fast-food place for maybe $300-400, the odds are they will screw up and get caught.

This argument is all mute if he's going for the chicken and hush-puppies. You fight to the death for those... I used to have another brother, but he took the last piece of LJS chicken.

Jay on Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 1:53 PM

That is true, Brock, but the fact remains he didn't attack the thief to save the money in the cash register, the thief already had that. He attacked him because he was taking him to the back, possibly to execute him. I support him 100 %, and although I too enjoy LJS, I may just have to boycott them.

Brock on Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 3:35 PM

I'm confused... why is NattySci.com being traded as a stock?
http://www.blogshares.com/blogs.php...nattysci.com%2F

Phil on Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 4:26 PM

Because I made it so that anytime a new post gets made, I pink weblogs.com (which drastically helps google find you). This blogshares saw us on there, and added us to the list of companies.

Now strangly, this Christopher Stewart fella decided to try a hostle takeover of the sci via a make believe stock thingy. Looks like he made off well, buying over 4000 stocks of the Sci at 300 bucks, and selling at our high of $1000. All of this has some meaning, but what that would be escapes me.

joe on Wednesday, October 06, 2004 at 9:00 PM

Intramural Flag Football Schedule 2004

Teams

1. Newman Mafia (Wolf)
2. Ice Fishing Stegosauruses (Bauer)
3. Goin’ Deep (Ackerman)
4. The New Direction (Henik)
5. (Duerson)
6. Team Forfeit (Hatton)
7. Forever Sci (Burket)
8. Speed All-Stars (Mesey)
9. Newman’s Finest (Bledsoe)

Date/Time 11 12 1 2 bye
Sunday Oct. 10 1 v 2 3 v 4 5 v 6 7 v 8 9
Sunday Oct. 24 2 v 4 5 v 7 6 v 9 1 v 3 8
Sunday Oct. 31 5 v 9 6 v 8 1 v 4 2 v 3 7
Thursday Nov. 4 Game @ 6:00pm 5 v 8
Sunday Nov. 7 4 v 9 1 v 5 2 v 7 3 v 8 6
Thursday Nov. 11 Game @ 6:00pm 6 v 7
Sunday Nov. 14 1 v 6 2 v 9 3 v 7 4 v 8 5
Thursday Nov. 18 Game @ 6:00pm 1 v 9
Sunday Nov. 21 INTRAMURAL FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP
*The playoff format and times for championship games will be announced at a later date.
*The game between 1 v 9 on Thursday Nov. 18 will only count on the record of Team 9, giving all teams 5 regular season games.

Jay on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 5:42 AM

Duerson (Team 5) is one of my students. We should play him for his grade. He would get an A for sure.

Phil on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 5:57 AM

The Sci with the 2pm kick off? And our earlist kick off is at noon?

OUR DAY HAS COME!

Brock on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 7:03 AM

Can we get a pre-game analysis? Is the Wrecking Crew going for 10 sacks? Is Philco going for 10 sprained ankles? Is the Worm going for 10 Homer struts down the field? Is the Crazed Buffalo going to graze on the turf? How many ejections will there be? And the biggest question of all... how many pacemakers will fail?

Jay on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 7:57 AM

The real question is how many of you are actually going to show up and play? We need at least 5 people there. So far we know Phil, Lynnie, and I from the old man crew will be there. Hope fully Joe will be there with ex-baseball thugs...I mean...players. Who else wants to revel in our former glory. Speaking of which, lets get together saturday. Not to practice for sunday, because that would be gay. We can just throw a ball around for fun. We could always play at Robison park. Let me know.

adrian on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 8:02 AM

Sorry guys, I left flag football at my Bellarmine Days!

Brock on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 8:07 AM

I don't know if I'm eligible to play Sunday, but I'll chop block some knees on Saturday.

Dave on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 10:27 AM

Am i still eligible with the Bellarmine clearinghouse?

Jay on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 10:48 AM

Dave! Good to hear from you. See phil, I told you adrian wouldn't play.

hoban on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 11:47 AM

It sounds like anyone is eligible right? as long as you graduated?

Bigworm on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 11:53 AM

Are we actually allowed to play or just showing up as usual?

Brock on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 1:09 PM

Screw 'em, they ripped us off with tuition, so I'm gonna make it back by playing intramurals forever!

I think I'll come sit in some classes, sleep in a dorm, and impale Kemme on the knights sword!

Phil on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 1:31 PM

According to Joe, Alumni are not eligble. On the other hand, his roster was accepted.

So, unless so fag complains about us, I'm willing to bet that we are in the league. Otherwise, they'd need to deal with rearranging the whole schedule to deal with us being kicked out.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 2:02 PM

If the roster is accepted, it's all good.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 2:16 PM

Anything on for tonight or tomorrow night?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 6:57 PM

Adrian you're a bitch.

Jay - I'll be there on Sunday, but Joe won't. Douglas, B-mac, and the Cuban should all be there too. Brock if you can come, I'm sure we can use you and use someone else's name on the roster. That should be enough to play. Wes will you be there, and when are you going to Germany? Jay, that sounds like a good idea to throw a football around on Sat.

As for the lagality of our team, the director said she would love to have alumni play...except she doesn't know how to keep track of who actual alumni are. Our roster was accepted, though, so fuck'em. It wouldn't be that hard to prove we are alumni anyway. Hell, I get a called a couple times a night asking for money. So let's play til we get kicked out. IT's not like it hasn't happend before.

Phil on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 8:33 PM

I just got this. Some dude must have spent a couple grand to send out this letter all over the place:

Hi

This is a legitimate appeal for ladies only.


I'm an Italian guy,I live in Italy and my name is Renato.
I'm sending this message to the people because I have the wish
to find an american lady for love

I would love to find a wealthy lady who lives in one of the following places in usa or nearby:
1) "The treasure coast",I mean north east Broward County or east Palm Beach county(FLORIDA)
2)Honolulu (Hawaii)
3)Santa Barbara,Montecito,Bel Air,Beverly Hills,Encino or San Luis Obispo(California)
4)Reno(Nevada)




I'm in love with Florida because I have been there once ,I Like warm places,palm trees ,nature,calm and I like especially Delray Beach,Boca Raton,Palm Beach,Golden Beach,Highlands Beach,Lauderdale
by the sea,Admirals Cove,Manalapan,Coral Springs,Jensen Beach,Boynton Beach,Deepwater,Hutchinson
Island or Jupiter but I would be also interested in one of the 4 places listed above.

Considering that I like the mature women, I'd love to find a lady of 45-60yo age range.
I'd love to find a gentle long haired lady who lives in a swimming pool house near the sea (as I like to swim too much) .
I seek a lady without young or old children,a no smoker lady who could be widowed,separated,single ,divorced.

With this I'm not saying that I want a millionaires,if there's one that's ok but I just seek a rich woman and I
think that she would be happy with me but I would need a sugarmamma figure at the beginning and she should also help me to find a job later.


Here in Italy I don't have a good future because there's the
recession,the down swing causated by our new money,the euro and
also causated by our government that is not able to give a higher
salary to the people:
now our salaries value the half and the prices of the things are
almost the double.Here in Italy my life is in danger because is getting
always more difficult to survive as there's no job for me here.
I am in danger also because I live in a family with several problems and I live in a place where
still reigns the comunism and the fascism .


Considering that I'm around 30 yo now and I haven't found nothing good to do in this country,now
I seek a better future abroad and I would love to find a good woman like the 70's women.

Considering that I know that In usa there are more opportunities for me,
I'm here because I'm looking for a soulmate- sugarmamma in USA to have a dolce vita with her.
If it's normal that thousands of Russian women goes to u.s and that's normal then also me..it's normal.


I seek a woman that figures out of the years,looks young and feels young :
it's not a problem if she's not beautiful because she should be beautiful inside and most of all ,she should desire a younger soulmate.(She could be overweight too)
The thing I desire is to fix a serious stable relationship with a lady who gives me the opportunity to have a better life.

Mindy on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 8:56 PM

VICTORY IS MINE!!!!

I just killed the biggest spider ever! In case you are wondering- 'scrubbing bubbles' WILL melt spiders! annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... back to studying.

Mindy on Thursday, October 07, 2004 at 9:10 PM

*%@!#&*&@*#!!*@ IT HAS A BROTHER!!!!!!
I HATE INDIANA!!!!!!!!We don't need it anyway- It's only good for corn and spiders almost as big as the local collection of mullets! I can give up corn!!!!!!!!!!! How do I start a boycott of INDIANA? #%@!$!#@**#@$#$!!#@#@!@#!@

Jay on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 4:19 AM

That's awsome, Chris. When we go out tonight, we can discuss our sat practices, i mean throwing around the ball strictly for fun. And if they threaten to kick us out, I will threaten to fail all of my students. Suck on that, bellarmine!

Brock on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 5:25 AM

Brilliant plan Xota! You should fail all of your students anyway.

Phil on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 5:59 AM

I'd be intrigued to see how this works: http://www.google.com/sms/index.html

Might be the only good use of text messaging that I've seen.

adrian on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 6:41 AM

Dr. Burkett

What is the effects of using Whey Protein?

jen on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 6:47 AM

Thats not true, Mindy.... When we lived in Indiana, it was also good for jackhammering outside the window to wake us up every morning at 6 am. And, if I remember correctly, it was also good as a home to the dirtiest Targets and Walmarts anywhere. See, Indiana's good for something

Bigworm on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 7:29 AM

Sorry fellas, I won't be at the game on Sunday because I am catching a plane to Chicago then to Germany that day (Oct. 10th) and will be returning Friday (Oct. 15th) around 10pm.

With this being said, anything going on tonight?

Bigworm on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 7:30 AM

Mindy - Yes you are right, we don't need Indiana. This damn state sucks.

Brock on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 8:02 AM

Why are we discussing how much Indiana sucks? Isn't this a known fact?

Since everyone likes to ignore Wes' question... I'll be coming into town tonight, lets tap the Jager machine!

Brock on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 8:21 AM

I just saw the Maker's Mark Lounge and Lucky Strike are opening this week, has anyone been there yet?

Wes and Burket? Whiskey? Make sure to take out a loan first.

Phil on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 9:29 AM

well, I know I'm seeing Friday Night Lights if not tonight, then tomorrow. The story seems to stay true to the book, which should make for an excellent sports movie. According to the writer of the book, this was his 9th attempt at writing a screen play for the movie. He cut out a good chunk of Permian being a shit hole of a town, ruined by the oil prices of the 80s, and the major racial overtones.

While that really put the book into it's position of being called "the best sports story ever told," I don't think many people want to watch a movie about a town who's big racial debate breaks down to being either "grudgingly allows some blacks into the school to be a better football team" or "don't allow blacks to play, because our white boys can win with out them." Just isn't hollywood. Plus the movie would last 3 hours.

But that being said, the football story line is great, with what I anticipate will be some amazing scenes. I hear they messed with Permian's final game to make it more drammatic, it still holds the outcome is still the same. Should be good.

Phil on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 9:50 AM

It looks like Page2 has the chapter introducing Boobie Mills on-line: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...oks/fnl/excerpt

Phil on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 9:58 AM

at 3:30 this is what games will be on:
Wisconsin @ Ohio State
Cal @ USC
OK State @ Colorado
Tennessee @ Georgia
and Stanford @ Notre Dame starts at 2:30.

I don't think my remote will last past 4:30. 4:45 at the max.

Marc on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 11:46 AM

Crawford, Tx newspaper (Bush's hometown) has endorsed John Kerry for President. They are suffering repercussions for doing so.
http://www.iconoclast-texas.com/Col...editorial40.htm

Phil on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 12:44 PM

I don't see what the big deal is, Marc. If bumper stickers have taught me anything, if you even think that Bush isn't 100% perfect you
1) Hate America
2) Want all our troops to die
3) Want the terrorists to blow more stuff up

To have a newspaper print an opinion that even hints that the president could make a bad decision, well, that just isn't what freedom is all about. Even a COMMUNIST and ass backwards country like North Korea has figured out the fact that the leader of the country is always right. Unless that leader is, of course, a no-good liberal. Then if he gets a blow job, he should, at minimum, be castrated and feed his own testicals during his impeachment.

BTW, in Friday Night Lights there was an entire chapter devoted to the fact that the people of Odesa Texas thought that Regean was a devout family man and a war hero, so despite the fact that under him their town went right in the shitter because of his oil policies. Reagan, of course, was only in wars as an actor in movies, and obviously not a devout family man. So we aren't exactly talking about the brightest crayons in the box here.

Bigworm on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 12:48 PM

Haven't been to Maker's Mark yet, but it is an upscale place so we would have to dress up to go there.

Fucking A I am game for whiskey. Let's do something bitches.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 12:56 PM

Anyone up for some football practice tonight before goign out?

I think we need to head to the Makers Mark Lounge tonight. I might even be able to find something besides a t-shirt or the Buck shirt if we head there.

Brock on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 1:12 PM

I think the same can be said for the other side of the coin. If you don't HATE Bush 100% you
1) Are inbred
2) Hate all gays
3) Racist
4) Want all poor people to die
5) Only love money
6) Love war and want to declare it on everyone

To not bitch and be pessimisstic just isn't what democracy is all about. Even a TERRORIST nut-job organization like Al-queda has figured out that we should just ignore common sense and murder people to throw the world into anarchy, so everyone will be equal. That, of course, is unless you're murdering Jews in Israel. Thats okay because they weren't supposed to be there anyway.

You can't have optimism! Screw you for cutting my taxes, I am too stupid to know what to do with my own money. I'd rather you hold onto it and decide where it goes. We should never help anyone else in the world! I don't care if they are getting slaughtered by their own leaders. That, of course, doesn't apply if the "all-knowing" U.N. tells me to interfere with Yugoslavia and Somalia. Because the U.N. has their own "global test:" unless its on the back door-step of Europe, we ignore Rwanda.

Of course, no one is that one-sided, but you get the point. Pigeon-holing a group like that makes you just as bad as the few you are basing your stereotype.

Bigworm on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 1:22 PM

Sorry for the late post about this, I saw it a few days ago but know there aren't many soccer fans on here.

http://msn.foxsports.com/story/3062350

adrian on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 1:43 PM

adrian on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 1:46 PM

California is going to Ass Ram USC this week along with a Texas upsetting the Sooners. This will be Mack Browns year to beat Stoops.

Marc on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 1:46 PM

Know what's funny about your post wes?
his girlfriend was also shot but at the end of the article it says he is "survived by his wife Selmara, and son Pedro" i wonder if his wife has any thoughts on this matter?

joe on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 2:04 PM

i'm up for some football today

Jay on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 2:36 PM

Just name the time and place. For football.

stew on Friday, October 08, 2004 at 4:52 PM

Anyone up for some bowling at Lucky Strike tonight???

KellyHarrison on Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 6:14 AM

right on brock!

Green Baron on Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 7:58 AM

Somalia is in Africa, like Rwanda, and not on the back-door step of Europe. Plus, the capturing of Aideed would have ended civil war. Name me who is responsible for Rwanda and how civil war could be stopped.

In addition, the world thought Saddam Hussein a threat? Really? Here's a guy, with the backing of the United States, Europe, Russia, and most of the major Arab countries who couldn't defeat Iran after 8 years. Saddam wasn't going anywhere. And for the first Gulf War, people were actually thinking he was on a rampage of the middle east, determined to take it over. Yah, he would have to get to Iran eventually.

In addition they claim that he "had the desire to obtain WMD's". Really? I heard they found 3 billion dollars in his palaces in american cash. Give me 50 million and I can buy my own arsenal of WMD's. Pakistan sells them. So does North Korea. So does the United States (just look at the receipts from Turkey, who used them to carry out the most genocidal attacks of the 90's (worse than Milosevic), with 80% of our weapons against the Kurds stamped with the American seal of approval baby.

Terrorism is NOT a weapon of the weak. Terrorism, defined by the United States is, and I quote: "the calculated use of violence or the threat of violence to attain goals that are political, religious, or ideological in nature...through intimidation, coercion, or instilling fear". Unfortunately we can not use that definition, because it also applies to us. So we conveniently change the definition, so that it is not only terrorism when it is AGAINST us.

Which is why Bush has stayed out of the Hague Court
http://www.namibian.com.na/2002/may...025C97E15A.html
To make a statement that the world is above being tried for war crimes. Even Bush himself states, "it could hold US soldiers to account", he said it at both debates. Yah......maybe they should be! Did you ever think of that?

If the US was so against Terrorism, perhaps they wouldn't have voted against the UN resolution condemning all terrorist acts with Israel when the whole world voted for it http://www.mit.edu/~heimbach/chomsk...24_October.html
Perhaps they wouldn't have used their veto on the UN security council to shoot down Palestinians demand for Israel terrorist acts reviewal.

You know the saddest part? Ask yourself these questions:
Had Afghanistan offered Bin Laden in return for proof that he was responsible for attacks, extraditing him freely for trial by the US. Would you still be for the war in Afghanistan?
Had Saddam Hussein offered complete withdraw from Kuwait in return for the UN to review the Arab-Israeli conflict, would you have been for the first Gulf War?

The sad part: both those were indeed offered, the US flatly rejected them both and instead chose war. Even though the first, and second, gulf war was sternly opposed by Iraqi Democratic Peoples, an exhiled group of Iraqis who believe in a freely governed Iraq.


Green Baron on Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 8:30 AM

http://www.sfbg.com/gulfwar/022091.html

http://www.j-n-v.org/AW_briefings/A...briefing004.htm

And yes, you are a war-mongerer if you choose war over two completely plausible and possible alternatives.
Would they have kept their word and done what each (Saddam and the Taliban) had promised? We will never know because the US refused to listen.

Green Baron on Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 5:02 PM

And even though those last two posts had nothing to do with the topic, they were to illustrate a point: that it doesn't matter who you support as long as you are informed on the issues.
Nothing is worse than a propaganda puppet who endorses, supports, and attempts to sell a candidate who knows nothing of the issues.
Case in fact:
Saddam was a threat in Gulf War I and unjustly invaded Kuwait.
Can someone please tell me the justifications that Iraq gave for their invasion without looking it up?
I'd be surprised if anyone not skilled in Middle Eastern Culture has any idea.
Can someone tell me what Aideed was doing that was so bad in Somalia?
Can someone tell me why Aideed, who was elected by a Somalia majority, was then subsequently attempted to be removed by the UN, who failed, which the US then entered, who then also failed.
Can someone please tell me why the United States hates Fidel and why he is such a threat to the US that all travel to Cuba must be banned, citing specific examples?
Can someone please tell me why Russia, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Tujikistan, and several other countries were so quick to jump on the bandwagon on the "anti-terror" campaign of the United States?
Can someone please tell me why Australians voted to keep their current prime minister?
Can someone please explain the Medicare changes that were made?
Can someone explain why Manuel Noriega was such a threat that he had to be removed by force?
etc etc.....
I'm not saying I know all the answers. But at least I don't use the excuse, "Saddam was a madman and had to be stopped".
Yah...got anything more? Care to elaborate? Or shall you just continue to sell government propaganda?
Yah....I do...."DO YOU SUPPORT OUR TROOPS".
Thanks....thanks for asking me an un-answerable question. That's just like, "Do you support the people of Iowa?"
What? That's not a question. It's government bullshit. And people need to stop eating it up. How about, "Do you support our policy?"
Maybe then I would be able to have an answer for you. Until then, whether you're liberal or republican, democrat or conservative, you're nothing more than a propaganda copy-cat.

joe on Saturday, October 09, 2004 at 9:09 PM

i saw football, bowling and then a lot of shit that i have no clue if anybody bothered reading because it was really fucking long, didnt involve drinking and off the subject and i dont think natty sci even has a subject. NATTY SCI FOOTBALL RULES!!!!

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 9:18 AM

2:00 today.. the Sci returns as the intramural powerhouse of old.

Is everyone still showing up?

Phil on Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 12:53 PM

it's questionable if I showed up.

stew on Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 6:26 PM

Green Baron, nice post.

Brock on Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 9:03 PM

Owww, its really going to hurt getting out of bed in the morning. I blame that girl for single-handedly beating us... oh... and running down Burket on a fumble recovery.

Everyone do me a favor and kick Lynnie in the shins for not showing up. That'll even up the bruises.

joe on Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 9:13 PM

i'll be there next week. i got my priorities straightened out with my boss. no more work on sundays in the early afternoon.

joe on Sunday, October 10, 2004 at 9:21 PM

what the hell is this shit an off week for everybody next week? i dont fucking work and there are no games. next game is oct 24th at noon. lets get more then 7 people. I will go out of my way to be there.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 6:57 AM

Joe, you seem to forget that our team is old and we may need the extra week to recooperate. We may want to try to recruit more players to.

I'm sticking to the story that she is Bellarmine's top women's track sprinter. Besides the fact that I'm old and fat.

Green Baron on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 8:50 AM

http://www.bluelemur.com/index.php?p=321

You know, I don't believe this, but I was wondering the same thing when I saw it during the debate.

Does anyone have an explanation? I sort of agree with one of the comments at the bottom that I don't believe Bush could receive signals at the same time as pay attention to what he was saying; he was far too fluid, even after the pause. Not just because he's Bush either, it would be hard for anyone to do that. Not only that, but Bush's answers weren't that good, therefore I don't think they were generated from an off-site think-tank or Karl Rove personally.

But if someone can find a site that explains the bulge, I would be very happy.

Jay on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 9:06 AM

Yes, I am sore too. That girl has to play multiple sports for bellarmine, like track, field hockey, volleyball, etc. Or she is a cyborg. Whichever, I have a huge bruise on my arm that matches the one on my ego for getting tripped to the ground by a girl. Oh, and R.I.P. Christopher Reeve.

adrian on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 9:06 AM

Was it an all girl team that you lost to?

Jay on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 9:20 AM

No, just the one chick.

Phil on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 9:27 AM

My jaw is actually sore from where that girl hit me in the fact with her elbow.

Next game we'll have a new rushing strategy: big jay right up the middle with another player filling the hole he creates when two people try to stop the crazed buffalo.

Jay on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 9:55 AM

I just noticed that our bye is on Oct. 31st. That means we don't have to worry about getting to drunk on the 29th (My birthday) or the 30th (Brock's Halloween Bash). Score one for the good guys.

Brock on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 11:09 AM

That chick WAS a cyborg! How else can you explain how she body-slammed the crazed buffalo. I will henceforth refer to her as Octimufemale Prime.

Thanks for reminding me Xota, the parents are cool with throwing a kegger in their basement. More details to come!

Marc on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 11:42 AM

even though everyone will go after a christopher reeve-related team name at trivia tonight i want the best one.

quickly thought up ones by me some will be shit i know.

(1)First George Reeve, now Christopher Reeves, somebody protect Dean Cain

(2)Damn you Hackman!

(3)Superman has died twice in my lifetime

(4)Do you think he died because they were talking to ashton kutcher for the new superman?

(5)Oh My God! Lack of sufficient stem-cell research killed Superman. You Bastards!

(6)Why couldn't it have be the guy who played Captain America?

(7)See kids a krytonite condom would kill him.

anything better?

joe on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 11:47 AM

i think you should stick with a kryptonite theme

Brock on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 11:58 AM

Marc, you are on sick sonofabitch.

By the way... what is black and sits at the top of the stairs?

adrian on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 12:09 PM

A quad in a house fire

Mindy on Monday, October 11, 2004 at 11:14 PM

Speaking of useless trivia (not really)... I was just doing some homewwork when I ran across this:

Louisville Kentucky consumes more of what (specific)
product than anywhere else in the country?

By the way I think we should continue "the battle of the sexes" extravaganza via this website- where the chicks can actually have a chance.Not to say that ol'-what do you mean there are 2 Washingtons? was killing us the other night or anything....Just that there are more chicks...yeah...

Joanna on Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 7:11 AM

Yeah, I heard about the stellar comments coming from the smart one, all I have to say is WOW.....that's sad.

Phil on Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 10:20 AM

speaking of being smart, my company just spent 30 minutes firing foam rockets at each other. we've got one girl with what will soon be a black eye.

good times.

Marc on Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 11:10 AM

give her another black eye. with two black eyes you can't "tell her" anymore.

adrian on Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 11:20 AM

http://www.itsandy.com/kid.wmv

This shit if funny

Phil on Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 11:51 AM

christ, we just had another rubber missle fight and my freaking finger is red and swollen from shooting those damn things. i can barely type with the pointy finger.

although, we have yet to break out the whiskey.

Mindy on Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 12:22 PM

Louisville Kentucky is the number one consumer of Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup in the U.S.

(Hey! I said it was useless)

Brock on Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 12:46 PM

Wow! Crappy rapper fat kids, rubber missle fights, and Chicken Noodle soup consumption.

Phil on Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 1:03 PM

and don't forget DANNY GLOVER!

Marc on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 7:21 AM

i wonder if church's friend, with who crazy girl was sitting, is alright. he might have gotten laid, vomited on, or stabbed. that bitch was crazy. and she doesn't like Danny Glover. Maybe she's only seen the Color Purple and not the Leathal Weapon franchise.

Brock on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 8:07 AM

What the hell are you all talking about? Whats up with Danny Glover?

Phil on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 9:21 AM

one of the trivia questions on Monday was "Who played Shoeless Joe Jackson in Field of Dreams." At which point some crazy cokehead yells out "HE'S GOT TO BE BLACK....IT'S DANNY GLOVER!"

And I almost threw up from laughing so hard.

Marc on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 9:24 AM

for those not at trivia monday. there was a crazy drunk girl screaming throughout parts of the game. she just stumbled in the bar and asked to sit a a table that this one guy was sitting at by himself (someone church knows) she was hammered, but proceeded to to to him, but everybody could hear her. think like jay but louder.
she looked upset the turner kept talking while doing trivia. so she kept yelling out stuff. one girl yelled backed "shut up bitch" drunken McCrazy yelled out "Charlens Dickens" which was the correct author of Hard Times. but was incoreect when she yelled out "Danny Glover" for who played Shoeless Joe Jackson in Field of Dreams. She also yelled she need some meat in her or something like that. Long story short (too late) this bitch was crazy.

Church on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 9:49 AM

Damn I wish I had free time still, what did this dude I know look like, I could find out the identity of crazy girl and send her to Brock

Jay on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 9:52 AM

If I ever go through with my plans to become a music producer, that kid is going to be my first act.

Jay on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 9:55 AM

What did we learn? Don't f*** with karma.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/10/13/lo...h.ap/index.html

Phil on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 12:52 PM

someone posted this on the louisville message board today about the Miami game:

Don't you guys understand yet???? Jesus Christ himself is AMAZED at Miami's speed!!!! If he brought a team of angels to play @ the O.B., the determining factor would be the speed of the game (Jesus wears sandals after all) and the humidity (I would assume Heaven is always at the perfect temperature). Not to mention the depth that UM would throw @ Jesus Christ and the angels. Jesus would be able to bring some apostles off the bench, but those guys don't have the size that UM has. Sure Jesus sacrificed himself for the sins of mankind, but that is nothing compared to the kind of abuse his team would have to endure from the half full O.B. I mean have you heard about the west end zone? Opposing teams fans die in there, those fans are the craziest in the history of civilization. Sure, the coliseums in the Roman @#%$ were decent, but they could not simulate the complete bloodlust that is the O.B. Fans of Jesus and his team of angels should also be careful in "little Havana" after the game. Sure Jesus could walk on water, but could he run the belly option against UM's front four. NO WAY!!! The only way Jesus and his team of angels would have a chance is if Miami turned the ball over 10+ times inside their own five yard line, then maybe Jesus and his team of angels could squeek out a victory.

UL-0
UM-165 (Coker doesn't like to run up the score)

Jay on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 1:34 PM

We just had a fire break out in my lab, with my hands in the center of the blaze. Thanks to my quick wits and steady nerve, the flame was quelled with the only casualty being a rubber hose. The only way it could have been better is if "Holding out for a Hero" was playing in the background.

Brock on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 2:09 PM

Of course, if that Crazy Bitch needs some meat, send he my way.... wait...

What meth is that Miami fan on? They barely eeked out a win over a very mediocre FL State team. Besides, Jesus and his angels are nothing compared to Natty Sci and the Crazed Buffalo. I think I will be accompanied by many in the Cincy bars cheering for UofL to whip Miami, since college football here is not longer spoken of after Saturdays disgrace. All I can say is thank God Midnight Madness is Friday!

Whats new... Xota remaining calm in the wake of catastrophic disaster in a chemistry lab. Even if he was on fire himself, he'd usher everyone out of the room, mop up his charred flesh, put out the fire, and then ask "Is it hot in here?"

Brock on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 2:26 PM

Its official:
http://www.uc.edu/recsports/schedul...hed-ff-coed.pdf

Natty Sci goes Cincy Style!

Phil on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 3:18 PM

brock, that post was mocking the average Miami fan...

jen on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 4:32 PM

so, how exactly do you dress like a porn star, anyway?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/10/13/fi...reut/index.html

Phil on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 5:21 PM

in a flashback on Lost, one of the guy's boss asked him for his TPS report.

It's not the first time I've seen a TPS reference. In fact, I think quite a few movies / shows pay homage to the TPS report. I wonder how many...

Brock on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 9:23 PM

I don't know whats more sad, the fact I didn't get the facetiousness of the commentary, or the fact that the fans are that whacky, they would actually say that.

Marc on Wednesday, October 13, 2004 at 10:14 PM

i watched it and noticed that too philco. i remember terry tate's second super bowl commerical used the TPS report joke too.

Jay on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 7:15 AM

Who wants to bet the judges head exploded trying to decide who was right?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/10/13/t...n.ap/index.html

hoban on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 7:43 AM

First off even though most people dont care there was an exciting soccer game last night on ESPN2...The US qualified for the final group of six teams of which three will make the World Cup in 2006 with a 6-0 blanking of Panama...Also so this is not a complete waste of a post this video about a documentary look at Lord of the Rings by "micheal moore" is pretty funny because it makes fun of how sometimes Micheal Moore goes over the top when trying to get his point across in his movies...
Footnote...While I agree sometime Micheal Moore goes over the top I still love his work and am a committed liberal...

hoban on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 7:44 AM

opps here is the link
http://www.fellowship911.com/

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 12:44 PM

interesting turn of events on slashdot (http://slashdot.org/)

An article at 8am indicates that the "U.S. Declares War on Intellectual Property Theft." 45 minutes later, they report that "Halo 2 has already been leaked to the internet via French newsgroups."

I think we've got our october suprise: War with the French

Brock on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 3:14 PM

I have to admit, I'm pretty pumped about the UofL-Miami game in little over an hour. They better leave it all on the field.

GO CARDS!

stew on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 3:17 PM

Miami's perfect season dies tonight.
GO CARDS!

Church on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 3:41 PM

It's the new Big East versus the Old Big East
Go Cards

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 7:22 PM

i'm going to vomit

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 7:33 PM

i'm going to double vomit now

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 7:40 PM

here comes the triple vomit.

fucking shot gun formation. fuck it up the butt.

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 7:49 PM

it's like I'm watching Natty Sci play defense out there. Come on Cards! Please, for the love of god, get agressive!!!

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 7:55 PM

i can't believe brian is playing. for the love of god, now is not that time to fuck around

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 8:00 PM

well fuck. fuckity fuck fuck.

fuck.

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 8:11 PM

oh FUCK ME

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 8:23 PM

i hate the world

fuck everyone

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 8:39 PM

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

I can't believe we had to play a freshman for most of the second half.

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 8:50 PM

And I can't belive we punt to that SOB. Bring back the rugby punt. Fuck.

There goes the national champtionship.

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 9:08 PM

EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

joe on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 9:18 PM

was it rhodes that dropped that fucking ball? either way the UL secondary sucks!!!! At least they showed signs of life and tried to beat them in streetfighting after the game. Who would you go with in an all out brawl UL or miami?

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 9:22 PM

I think Louisville needed a "Can you be perfect...for just one half?" going for them.

It was Rhodes who had a pass thrown at his chest. You have to admit, Louisville did hold on despite the fact that they had to play a freshman most of the second half on offense.

Phil on Thursday, October 14, 2004 at 9:30 PM

btw. I've never been more depressed in my life. I can't believe LeFors got hurt and we had to play a true freshman to come from behind...

Church on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 4:58 AM

While I am upset with th eloss, hell it was a lot closer than I expected. Now they just have to win out. The next three games are against USF, Memphis, and TCU. Win those and a one loss season is near

adrian on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 5:34 AM

There was nothing depressing about last nights game. THe Cards played a hell of a game and they should move up in the rankings even though they lost. Miami needs to move down some spots and SEC'S power house Auburn should take over number 3. Oklahoma definately should switch spots with the PAC 10's booming USC. Louisville should move up a couple of spots.

Oh yeah, that hit the Merriweather put on the goofy white boy for Louisville was nasty!

Church on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 6:28 AM

I think U of L assuredly established itself as the best of the so called BCS busters, no matter how much ESPN jocks Utah

Phil on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 6:58 AM

Louisville will probably drop to #22

Church on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 7:09 AM

All depends on the rest of the teams around them, because I believe Boise State, Minnesota, Oklahoma State, Arizona State, and some others have tough games this week

Phil on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 7:31 AM

Cal fell three spots in their close loss to USC. In fact, I expect Auburn, Purdue and Virginia to leap frog Miami (assuming they take care of business)

Church on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 7:44 AM

However, if Arizona State loses, they will fall. Laos, Auburn plays Arkansas and will beat them easily. Hopefully Virginia decimates FSU, and Purdue should beat Wisconsin. Also, aside from USC-ASU, Oklahoma plays Kansas State and though KSU is down, remember what they did to Oklahoma last year

Phil on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 8:51 AM

I can't figure out if this is real or not: http://www.dba-oracle.com/dress_code.htm

adrian on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 9:03 AM

It has to be fake Philco

jen on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 9:25 AM

Hey, any website that guides me to watch Law and Order must be legit. Well, maybe not, but I'll still follow that part of the advice.

Brock on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 10:03 AM

Ok, the picture of Burleson is probably the funniest thing on the page. Probably the only thing on there not intended to be funny.

Jay on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 10:11 AM

"Use no perfume that costs less than $2 a gallon. You don't want to smell like a whore"

Awsome.
Phil, what time do you get off tonight so I can show you my mothers computer.

Brock on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 11:04 AM

Jay, you may not want to be posting facts like that.

Jay on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 11:24 AM

Facts like what, Brock?

Brock on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 11:47 AM

Like... "What time do you get off tonight so I can show you my mothers "computer'"

Ok, its lame, but whatever... no one really wants to talk about last nights football, so I thought I'd change the subject.

Phil on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 11:58 AM

so who's up for that team america movie tonight?

Marc on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 12:49 PM

if not tonight we should still go see it. most offensive movie this year they say. although i can't wait for the dvd will the uncut 2 minutes of puppet sex. ohhhhhhhhh yeah!

Phil on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 12:50 PM

that consultant's site gets even better: http://www.dba-oracle.com/redneck.htm

hoban on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 12:52 PM

Espn sunday night game has the vikings playing the Saints...I am predicting that my Vikings put the hurt on the Saints with a huge win...Daunte has completed over 70% of his passes so far and with a good core of recievers, and a set of running backs that has three and possibly four players that can hit 100 yards a game this team reminds me of the team with Jake Reed, Randy Moss, and Chris Carter...Should be a fun game to watch...

Phil on Friday, October 15, 2004 at 3:20 PM

Marc, do you thing on the video man: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRI...0/15/cf.01.html

joe on Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 12:21 AM

that goofy white boy that got raped was adam mcauley from waggener, good buddies with my friend douglas and we run into every now and then at the bars. maybe he will make sportscenter!!

joe on Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 12:23 AM

http://www.franklyscarletrocks.com/...pics/promo2.jpg


is the chick in this band hot?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 1:18 PM

Joe, you all are fucking dorks for going to JIm Porter's last night. Then trying to figure out if that chick is hot or not.

Anything going on tonight? Wes, you back in town yet?

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 1:20 PM

Who's that Karen chick who just posted on the Ralph Maccio topic?

Brock on Saturday, October 16, 2004 at 10:12 PM

That Crossfire segment is hilarious, I second Phil's call for a video clip.

Burket, the real question is how many people are secretly reading this website without posting. Do we all have stalkers??? Is Natty Sci gaining celebrity status?

Phil on Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 11:54 AM

i found a copy of the john stewart clip on the web: http://mirror.randomfoo.net/crossfi...-compressed.wmv

Phil on Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 11:59 AM

and just for fun: http://www.henram.com/ftzvideos/skycutter40.wmv

Marc on Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 7:18 PM

wow, i'd heard about it but that crossfire clip is spectacular.

Marc on Sunday, October 17, 2004 at 7:20 PM

i thought it was awesome when jon stewart called tucker carlson a dick. lol

Jay on Monday, October 18, 2004 at 5:01 AM

Saturday was awsome! "Han Solo's not blonde!" "This is my buddy, Big Jay (unfurls arm on table and points to it) I don't know what that means, that's just what I've heard"
"Mary! Your name's Mary" x 1000. Who knew that falling off of the wagon could be so much fun. I needed all day Sunday to recover.
"I want you ladies to know that you're looking real good tonight. All of us guys are lucky to be dancing with you."

adrian on Monday, October 18, 2004 at 5:10 AM

Fucking Beantown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phil on Monday, October 18, 2004 at 6:13 AM

marc, HUGE favor: last night around 1:05am ESPN ran a special on Stefan LeFors. Any chance you could hook a brotha up?

Green Baron on Monday, October 18, 2004 at 3:16 PM

Check this out....see where you match up on the political compass:

http://www.digitalronin.f2s.com/pol...pass/index.html

I got the same score as Ghandi:
Economic Left/Right: -5.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.85

And I should be reading Noam Chomsky, Michael Moore, and Al Franken.
Of course I don't like that idea. Why should I be reading them? I already agree with what they say. Perhaps I should read someone who gives me a different perspective?

jen on Monday, October 18, 2004 at 6:40 PM

I didnt really match up to anyone closely...

Economic Left/Right: -2.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.67

the closest one to me was Pope John Paul II, except I was a little less authoritarian, and I should read michael moore and george orwell. Ha.

Mindy on Monday, October 18, 2004 at 7:17 PM

hmmm...interesting.
It looks like I line up with Ghandi, and the dalai lama.

Economic Left/Right:-6.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.77

Joanna on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 5:55 AM

Hey Marc- Also, if you get a chance, in your next round of video clips, ESPN's I'd Do Anything show from Monday at 4:00 was freakin hilarious. Girls getting hit by dodgeballs at high speeds and electrified croquet. I think people would enjoy watching it.

Phil on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 6:53 AM

this has to be the best Hoosier Gazette article yet: http://hoosiergazette.com/News/Oct2004/news003.htm

Marc on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 7:49 AM

My political compass
Economic Left/Right: -5.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.44

I'm dead up like Ghandi and Neslon Mandela and close to the Dalai lama. Surprising, giving some of my answers would not have sat with them.

hoban on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 8:14 AM

It is scary that on that test that George Bush is very close to Margaret Thacher who also created a war when not needed and set England way back while in power...Hummm sounds familar

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 9:02 AM

Thanks for that disgusting mental picture.....Bush and Thatcher close together....ugghghh..

hoban on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 9:21 AM

I was only talking about how close they are on the idea of control and aggression but hey if your sick mind went another way well that is not my fault

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:10 PM

I find the site to be pretty good at determining where you stand politically with your issues. The pure neo-liberal, staunch republican guy who sent it to me scored right where Friedmann stands, who is his idol.
Personally, I like the idea of neo-liberalism and a free-market capatalist world market, unfortunately, there's the human quality known as, "Greed", which prevents me from committing to it.

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:15 PM

Phil,
Being a Hoosier, I actually agree with you on the article. But specifically for this line:

“Just because you have a marriage certificate doesn’t mean you have to be in love or bone each other.”

Ha ha ha.....he said, "bone"

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:18 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...lo_wlwt/2418216

I would change my vote....for a little nookie-nookie with the Bush twins.....

Brock on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:49 PM

Are they twins? They don't look enough alike to even be fraternal twins. I even think one is 3 years older than the other, which would make Laura Bush the strongest woman alive! And pretty stretched out...

hoban on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 12:52 PM

Does anyone else look at laura bush and think the joker from batman or that she could be a poster woman for what can go wrong with too much plastic surgery

Marc on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 1:21 PM

the Bush twins are going to my school. holy crap batman. i do remember a lot of Bush supporters up there or at least arguing with some friends around the last election. That is a truely college town, wonder if the twins will get sloshed at the hangouts. Jenna would love it there. i went to a Students For Bush event once but was highly disappointed. they were just talking about the president the whole time.

Brock on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 1:44 PM

Ba-zing for Marc!

Hoban, you bastard, now every time I look at the picture hanging over my desk, I hear the words "you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Marc on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 1:53 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/5rav9

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Working on the highway, big freakin coin, bananas as art and Presidential crop art.

(2) This female basketball player already has a busted nose. and the ref almost accidentally plants his elbow into it.

(3) REQUESTED: Stephan LeFors story on ESPN

Phil on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 6:37 PM

Jon Stewart last night on the daily show talking about his crossfire apperience: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2653047

Phil on Tuesday, October 19, 2004 at 8:50 PM

we have riot police at the yankees game. real classy...

hoban on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 5:16 AM

Brock I really dont want to know why you have a photo of Laura Bush by your computer...but hey at least it is not next to your bed or then I would be really scared...oh and Jon Stewart rocks

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 5:44 AM

FUCKING BEANTOWNERS!!!!!

hoban on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 6:33 AM

UK football news

UK finally got in one of ESPN's polls, toob ad it is the bottome ten poll...sad day for the football cats...

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...age=bottom10047

God it sucks to be a UK fan in football season

adrian on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 7:27 AM

Not really hoban, uk football fans are used to losing so it really isn't a big deal.

adrian on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 7:30 AM

I saw the new FHM magazine with KATHERINE HEIGL. She is so fucking hot.

skeet skeet skeet skeet

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 8:47 AM

FUCK THE YANKEES. THOSE BITCHES ARE GOING DOWN FASTER THAN BROCK ON SOME DUDE IN GAME 7.

A-ROD IS A FUCKING RETARD!

Jay on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 9:17 AM

Hey, adrian, what would your girlfriend think if she knew you lusted after katherine heigl. Although you are right, she is supa dupa hot. SKEET SKEET SKEET.

Marc on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 9:26 AM

she is very hot but she was her hottest in My Father the Hero when she was 15. Sket Skeet Skeet. Relax. I was her age when I saw it. she is only 6 six months older than me so there's nothing wrong to it. except that I'm talking about me now and her then. skeet skeet skeet. j/k How do I change the subject to not sound like a pedophile? I know anyone seen Lynnie's collection of Barney tapes?

Marc on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:07 AM

actually, it looks like she was at the cusp of being 15 to 16 yrs old while the film was being made which might make her to old. not really. skeet skeet skeet

flamebait on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 10:56 AM

hoban, wrecking crew, green baron???
Sounds like a bunch of fagits to me
Talkin bout lynsee lohan? you should be talkin bout pluggin each other
fags!

adrian on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 11:26 AM

I have to come out this weekend. A little birdie told me about some hot ass dirty cop chick.

Marc on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:13 PM

flamebait, calling people fags. ironic, don't you think? and her name is lindsey lohan. with boobs that nice learn to spell her name. be honest what heterosexual male wouldn't want to skeet skeet all over her. i'm not talking about having a relationship with her, that's gay. (sorry Fez)

Marc on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:31 PM

Jesus supports Bush in the 2004 election.
Well sort of...
James Caviezel, who played Jesus in The Passion of The Christ is supporting President Bush. Although Alanis Morrisette, who played God in Dogma, is supporting John Kerry. No information on who any actor/actress who might have played the Holy Ghost might be endorsing.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:39 PM

Wes, you cocksucking Beantowner, kiss my ass! That is the gayest rule that I know of in baseball. Apparently it's OK to knock the shit out of the cather to try and cause him to drop the ball, but you can't take a little swipe at a fucking fielder trying to tag you. You can barrel roll a middle infielder to break up a double play, but can't try to break up any other play. What the fuck?!?! Malicious play?? If you wanted malicious, he could have smacked that corn-rowed mother fucker in the jaw. But I'm not bitter.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 12:40 PM

Who is this Flamebait piece of shit?

flamebait on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 1:09 PM

me love you long time!

You'd probably like that!

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 1:27 PM

You bitter Yankee faggot! Whether you like it or not, your fucking cocksucking yankees are going down. The difference between what A-rod did and you described is the fact that the catcher and the shortstop trying to make the double play are in the basepaths which the runner has the right to. Bronson was not in the basepath and A-rod went out of his way to initiate the contact. Like it or not, he is out and single handedly destroyed the momentum for the fags, I mean Yankees.

Quite a different scenerio now as opposed to BW3's on Saturday huh!

Brock on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 1:48 PM

Don't bring me in on this Sox-Yankees hellstorm. I'd rather the Sox win, but if Sox fans are going to insult me, then those dirty fuckers can burn! Besides, whoever wins the NL is going to win the World Series anyway.

Flamebait is obviously hardhat/Doug/assclown. I'm sure Phil's Sherlock Holmes investigation will find out.

And not one person has harassed Church for the Lions getting reamed last week. Even the Bills won!

Phil on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 2:31 PM

Not so sure it's Doug. Let me dig into this.

Perhaps it's stephanie...

Phil on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 2:54 PM

Hmmm, from what I can guess it looks to be coming from Asia Pacific Network Information Center which is in Milton,
Queensland (that's australia). But APNIC is really just a reseller for other hosting providers, so it really could be from anywhere.

But, it doesn't seem that anyone referred him here either. The first time his (or her) IP Address hit our site, they were not referred by a search engine or anything.

They just straight up typed in NattySci.com

The quest continues...

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 3:00 PM

Stephanie? The girl who works at O'sheas?

Phil on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 3:00 PM

never mind. it's coming from the China Network Communications Group Corporation. The second post came from China Telecom.

This is all pretty odd.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 3:00 PM

Sorry Brock, you didn't deserve that, but the Yanks are still fags.

Phil on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 3:01 PM

Yeah, I figure she's decided it's pay back time.

And nothing says payback like annonymously calling people gay over the internet.

Phil on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 3:11 PM

ok, so the two posts both came from a different IP address. But both seemingly came from Beijing. My theory is that the word has gotten out to China that I purposely make girls cry, and now the world is out to get me.

Anyways, if anyone out there want to go all
61.50.172.142
CNCGROUP Beijing province network
China Network Communications Group Corporation
No.156,Fu-Xing-Men-Nei Street,
Beijing 100031

220.163.44.210
CHINANET yunnan province network
China Telecom
A12,Xin-Jie-Kou-Wai Street
Beijing 100088

stew on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 7:32 PM

Johnny Damon is a fucking baseball god!!! Go Sox!!!! I guess this means A-Rod and Jeter will finally be able to go on their honeymoon (gay cruise). Anyways, i'll stop pissing off Yankees fans now.
Due to some unexpected events, I have 2 extra tickets for the Louisville game on Friday night...so if anyone wants to go call me or post something, as I will probably check back tomorrow.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 20, 2004 at 8:43 PM

Yeah good time for Damon to come out of his slump. FUCK THE YANKEES!

Church on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 4:53 AM

If anyone needs tickets to the USF-UL games, I might be able to get a few since they are doing a staff promotion. Brock, never blaspheme the Lions

Bigworm on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 5:28 AM

The 2004 Redsox Payroll - 127.3 Million dollars.

The 2004 Yankees Payroll - 184.2 Million dollars.

The 2004 ALCS Pennant - Priceless.

There are a lot of things money can buy, but 184.2 Million won't get you the 2004 American League Championship Series Pennant!

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 6:40 AM

Fuck all you all up your fucking asses. Wes, that was a real original post. I've never heard anyone change that commercial around. Johnny Fucking Damon, that Jesus-ass looking/ Captain Caveman look alike sold his soul to the fucking devil. 2 for the fucking playoffs then gets 6 fucking RBI's on 2 jacks. !! What the fuck?!?!?

adrian on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 7:09 AM

Damon picked a hell of a time to end his alcs slump. Boston may have made it to the world series, but remember all you Red Sox but pirate fans....THE CURSE OF THE BAMBINO LIVES ON!

Brock on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 8:17 AM

First, Adrian, ass is spelled BUTT, not BUT. I figured a poop-chute lover like yourself could at least spell the place he loves the gerbils.

Second, congrats to the Sox for busting up the "buy-our-way" Yankees. I wonder if Steinbrenner still gets to plug some holes even when they lose.

Third, Church, I'd like to thank you. I haven't had anyone in the NFL to hate since the Cowboys started sucking ass, so I will enjoy cheering against the Lions now. Do the Broncos play the Lions this year? Would be nice to see Droughens run over his old team.

Phil, this is obviously the beginning of a Communist plot to take over NattySci! Resist!

Bigworm on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 8:26 AM

Burket for as much shit talking that you did on Saturday you deserve it all. I wasn't trying to be original, just stating the obvious. Of course the "curse" isn't lifted, if you believe in that kind of shit, until they win the World Series. It is however funny that "the curse" of the Bambino has been synonymous with the Yankees beating Boston (2003 ALCS Game 7), when in fact it should have been pertaining to the winning of the world series the whole time.

Yankee fans quit your fucking crying! Chris is A-Rod still worth all that money now (drunk talk from saturday night)? I think another curse has been born. The curse of A-Rod's ego. Yanks won't win another world series as long as he is on the team.

Go BOSOX!

Church on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 9:11 AM

Brock, you cheer for the Broncos? Fag

adrian on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 9:33 AM

No athlete desreves 20 million dollars a year but that is besides the point.

A-Rod is the best "all around" player in baseball and that can't be disputed.

Didn't the Red Sox try to aquire Rodriguez and his so called "ego"?

Phil on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 9:37 AM

hmmm, queerbait posted again. Same IP address as yesterday 220.163.44.210

My question is that if this is really china, how come the chinese government actually let's them read Natty Sci.com? My initial reaction would be it's someone I know, I can't imagine any one that knows about this site actually would actually take the time to find a proxy to spoof their location.

hoban on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 9:51 AM

I agree about the RedSox needing to win the world series...I heard all day yesterday about how this was the most anticipated game in the redsox history...Wouldnt game 6, and game 7 against the mets in 1986 have been more anticipated since they were playing to end the length of time since they won the world series...I think the whole Yankees-Red Sox thing has been blown so out of proportion...I mean it reminds me of last years NBA championship when all the talk of the west teams been so good that the commentators forgot about the Detroit Pistons...The point is the Red Sox still need to win the series and if they lose they have to start all over again and the Yankees will say well you got luck but you still could not close it out...

Phil on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 10:12 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....item=5527273221

Marc on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 3:26 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/4pa92

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Crazy cheese-carving contest.

(2) Man's faucent is the only thing from his house to survive a hurricane. Faucet manufacture recognizes their faucet shown on tv and gives the man $10,000 for down payment on new house.

(3) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is in "Spin Alley" after the Presidential Debate. Republicans, Democrats, no one is safe....for him to poop on.

Enjoy.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 21, 2004 at 4:30 PM

A-rod is one hell of a player. With that being said, perhaps they should re-evaluate how much he is being paid since he didn't deliver and win the championship that Steinbrenner bought him for.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 6:30 AM

no time for a long poost to defend the Yankees so, FUCK THE BEANTOWNERS!!!

Green Baron on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 7:43 AM

Saw Howard Dean roar...I mean, talk at Miami last night.
Good talk.
Afterwards I tackled him and talked to him and shook his hand.
You can touch me if you want....
For $5 you can touch the hand that touched Howard Dean

Green Baron on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 8:26 AM

So, who wants to touch me?
I said, WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN' TOUCH ME!

Brock on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 8:41 AM

Baron, this is Natty Sci, you are just asking for a flurry of gay jokes.

Green Baron on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 8:59 AM

So I guess I shouldn't tell about the time I saw Peter North in the airport bathroom.
I looked over and said, "I've seen that before"

Marc on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 9:28 AM

Baron, you are only allowed to admit to knowing the names of two male pornstars. John Holmes, he used to be the big man in porn in the 70's and had a shady life, as seen in the movie Wonderland. And Ron Jeremy, despite his fame from Surreal Life and bit parts in movies he's known for being a fat ugly pornstar whose been in more women than breast cancer has. While we've all seen different people you are not supposed to learn their names....unless they are chicks.

Marc on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 10:05 AM

To further clarify before someone else chimes in.

Given the reality show "Family Business" on showtime you are allowed to know about the man known as Seymore Butts. The show revolves around a family the deals around the pornography biz. Seymore Butts(Adam something), his mom, and his cousin Stevie are members of the company. But you are not allowed to know his real last name or the name of any of the random pornstar guys that might appear on the show.

Brock on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 11:48 AM

Marc, your argument was rendered invalid from the onset. The simple fact you brought up male pornstars after Peter North's name was mentioned, signifies that you know Peter North as the pornstar, and thus puts you in conflict with your own manifesto.

Simply put... you crank it too much to dudes!

Phil on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 12:12 PM

we all know marc LOVES a big, throbbing cock in his porno.

Marc on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 1:08 PM

while it appears so. it was looked up to find out who he was. bitch. so my point still intact there. (but i'm lying) and point two is i said "allowed to admit to knowing" if you know the names of others then that's between you, god, and your penis( or vagina). But to not sound like a filthy dirty bastard (like i am) you "should" not admit to knowing the names of others. bitches

Green Baron on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 1:23 PM

For those who didn't know:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000561/
I especially like the line:
"For over 20 years this Canadian-born actor has been one of the most reliable performers in porn history"

He's got nearly 1600 movies credited to his name. I'd say that's reliable.

Marc on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 1:36 PM

It he's that "reliable" we should run him for president. Although whoever his opponent would be would just tell people he's always changing positions.

KellyHarrison on Friday, October 22, 2004 at 5:32 PM

damn them for changing the eighties station to a country station, don't we already have enough of those? anyway, happy early birthday jay, and anyone elses' birthday that's coming up!

Phil on Saturday, October 23, 2004 at 11:50 PM

an apology is due to adrian. I told him that Troy would beat LSU. In reality, LSU came through for him, and pulled off the impressive four point win at home. So, for the record, I should have never doubted LSU's ability to beat a team that's only been in NCAA division I-A for two years.

Bigworm on Sunday, October 24, 2004 at 7:58 AM

A win is a win.

Phil on Sunday, October 24, 2004 at 11:29 AM

hey big jay, do you have my phone?

Phil on Sunday, October 24, 2004 at 7:52 PM

10 nerdiest hobbies: http://www.thewavemag.com/printarti...articleid=24184

surprisingly, having an illegal flag football teams did not make the list.

Church on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 4:47 AM

Well Troy may not have upset LSU, but how about Mississippi State? It is safe to say that Ron Zook can join Chris Redman and Tim Couch at Porter's and talk about the glory days

Oh yeah, Fuck Boston College

adrian on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 6:52 AM

After Oklahoma get ass rammed by Ok. St Saturday, Auburn will take over the number 3 spot and climb in the BCS standing. Overated Miami will get knocked off by virginia in three weeks. Then Auburn will take over the number two spot. Then the final showdown for National Champions will come down to the Trojans of USC and the Tigers (A rematch of last years ass ramming Aubrun took from the trojans first game of the season.)

Jay on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 7:52 AM

In my life, I have only been guilty of three of the ten nerdy hobbies. Currently though, I am only guilty of one. So does that make me only 10% nerd?

Brock on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 7:58 AM

Jay, you have sex in animal costumes??

Jay on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 8:07 AM

Don't pretend to be surprised, Brock.

adrian on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 8:17 AM

Crave crases are a great idea with alcohol in your system at 5:00 in the morning.

Marc on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 9:09 AM

it's a briefcase of burgers. it's fucking genius. until you try and eat them. then it's just another BAD idea.

i haven't heard of an idea that bad since the "Jump to Conclusions" mat.

Phil on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 10:15 AM

Which File Extension are You:
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/10/...ension_quiz.php

Jay on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 11:25 AM

Phil, I have your phone, I'll bring it out tonight. Adrian, what time do you want me to pick you up? *wink**wink*

Bigworm on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 11:36 AM

I am trying to make it out tonight even if it is only for an hour or so. However, I will be here till about midnight if not later so I am not for sure if I can join you guys or not.

Bigworm on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 11:39 AM

I wonder if it is thelegendary pink taco?

http://money.cnn.com/2004/10/25/new...dex.htm?cnn=yes

Phil on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 11:46 AM

woohoo! I thought my phone was picked up by the people that are running intramurals, and were going to call everyone in my phone to not only tell them I'm an illegal football player, but I also play safety like a bitch.

BTW, que up 2:40 of this video to see my boy Matt Payne, the punter for BYU bring it: http://steve.deseretfirstcu.org/Vid...YU/BSU_2004.wmv

That's the hit I was talking about a couple weeks ago. I watched BYU play some on saturday too, and he ran over someone on a fake punt.

adrian on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 11:52 AM

adrian on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 11:53 AM

Big Jay, whenever brother!

Phil on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 1:40 PM

a t-shirt for ya, big jay: http://www.thinkgeek.com/pennyarcade/swag/6fc1/

Marc on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 2:21 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/5y3ho

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Red Bull High Flyers do tricks in their stunt planes

(2) A $100 Philly Cheesesteak? It had better be tasty. The restaurant says they sell at least 5-10 a day.

(3) Guy tries to sell his vote on eBay and gets into a some trouble doing so.

(4) If you haven't heard about SNL on saturday. Ashlee Simpson walks off stage after a mess-up and her band plays the wrong song. the vocals even come up while she's not singing which arise a question of lip-singing to some. very funny.

(5) Not to backup the whiney brat sister of Jessica Simpson, but you can see in the first performance that she does do a harmony with her own recorded voice, so she wasn't exactly lip-singing which is what she's getting bashed for in the media. So don't hate her for lip-singing. Hate her for being herself, it's easier that way.

(6) Man free-climbs building as Spiderman, later get arrested

(7) Two girls go crazy in a police station. They aren't even drunk or charged with anything. They were just asked to wait for someone to get them.

(8) Polar bears celebrate Halloween with pumpkins.

Enjoy.

Bigworm on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 2:56 PM

My file extention: <a href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/10/...uot;><img
src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_F...s/dll.jpg" width="300" height="90"
border="0" alt="You are .dll You are dynamic. You are constantly in danger of bringing down the house, because you don't play well with others."><br>Which File Extension are You?</a>

Phil on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 3:00 PM

oh yeah, I forgot about the file extension results:
You are .gif Sometimes you are animated, but usually you just sit there and look pretty

yup, sounds about right.

jen on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 3:15 PM

You are .ogg Even though many people consider you cool and happening, a lot still find that you're a bit too weird to hang out with.

heyyyy thats not nice.

Bigworm on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 8:51 PM

Gross out quiz.

http://encarta.msn.com/quiz_134/Gro...s-Out_Quiz.html

Bigworm on Monday, October 25, 2004 at 9:50 PM

Xota, I found you a halloween costume.

http://www.halloweenmart.com/wecs.p...p;target=RA7205

Phil on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 9:49 AM

i'm surprised not to see an influx of dancers from PT's on here today.

"TELL HER ABOUT THE WEBSITE!"

Jay on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 10:26 AM

Bulls***! We didn't go to PT's, we went to louisville gold club. "So, what are the shifts like here?" Adrian, how much do you remember from last night?

joe on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 11:38 AM

anybody know anybody that works for the courier journal that could kiss some ass for me? i am in consideration for a statistician job there. Maybe i will just make them all sandwiches

adrian on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 11:43 AM

"Carpet Munchers"

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 11:50 AM

I am a .inf:

<a href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/10/...uot;><img

"You are informative. When you are gone you make life very difficult for others."

You hear that bitches? Best be payin' attention to the motha' fucka'

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 11:51 AM

I'm sure many of you now realize after seeing my test result that there might be a few glitches in that quiz.

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 11:52 AM

I see my link failed too:
here it is again

"><img
src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_F...s/inf.jpg" width="300" height="90"
border="0" alt="You are .inf You are informative. When you are gone you make life very difficult for others."><br>Which File Extension are You?</a>

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 11:53 AM

nope,
Still a piece of shit.

Phil on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 12:45 PM

If you look right above were you are typing, you'll notice it says "you can't use HTML or anything. Just straight up text."

You are trying to use HTML...

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 1:45 PM

well poopie.....

Brock on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 at 2:41 PM

Update on the weekend: I have decided to scrap the idea of having a Halloween kegger at my parents. One of the guys here at UC is throwing a party that night, so it would be easier on me not having to put together stuff. If anyone wants to come up to Cincy and join on Saturday, they are welcome. Between Michelle's and my apartment, there are 3 extra full size beds.

I will still be in on Friday for Big Jay's birthday bash, so we'll have to come up with something creative. Sorry for those who were planning on it (not that anyone remembered). My parents were even installing lighting for the shuffleboard and darts, but I bit off more than I could chew this last couple of weeks.

Any brainstorming for Xota's day?

Joanna on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 7:19 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/loca...s1027-2023.html

Genny's diner owner arrested.

flamebait on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 8:04 AM

Who you Yankee fagits voting for?
Me I'd vote for Mickael Moore....he's funny.
A lot funier than Jorge Bush
I hate you all
Fags!

Jay on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 8:22 AM

Okay, seriously, who the hell is this guy? If he wasn't in China, he wouldn't talk s*** to us. Bitch!

Marc on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 8:24 AM

okay, now i'm starting to get upset. Listen here flamebait, I'm the one known for shitty spelling. That's my thing man. Also, i'm told I'm a flamer...or at least that I love the cock. Which is not true, except for my own many times a day. Oh Yeah!

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 8:32 AM

GO REDSOX!!!!!!!!!!!

GET THE BROOMS OUT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP!!!!!!

FOR THE RECORD, PEDRO LOOKED DAMN GOOD ON THE MOUND LAST NIGHT. EVEN THOUGH HE IS GETTING OLD, 33 I BELIEVE, THEY SHOULD BRING HIM BACK FOR 1 MORE YEAR AND ALSO GO FOR THE BIG UNIT.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 8:32 AM

And yes flamebait is a fag!

Marc on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 8:34 AM

the shots of booze were a funny burn delivered by Mike (from Wick's) at O'Sheas. and the waitress called both Adrian and I pussies, separately. And learned about the infamous shot known as "the bar rag" and much much more. "Carpet munchers!"

Phil on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 8:44 AM

she also called adrian a little girl.

Phil on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 9:09 AM

Flamebait is the green baron. He's using a program called I believe Proxitron to spoof his IP address. Unfortunately, he did this poorly.

I found that the User Agent that flamebait's browser was reporting was Mozilla/4.61+[ja]+(X11;+I;+Linux+2.2.13-33cmc1+i686). If you break that apart that would make it the Japanese version of Netscape 4.61 running on Linux, which, of course, doesn't exist. So, I searched the referral logs for IPs that also reported that same user agent, one of which would be 129.137.243.2 which resolves to the university of cincinatti.

A search through yesterday's log files reveals that the same IP address was also used by the green baron to post his file extension crap.

Why he didn't spoof his used again to something a little less obvious in terms of a user agent, and then why he used the less obvious user agent and didn't bother spoofing his IP address dumb founds me.

But anyways, another case closed for Law & Order: Natty Sci
DOINK DOINK

Brock on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 9:10 AM

Are you guys out drinking every night now?
Senior year rehash?

Brock on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 9:14 AM

Baron, you goof-ass, why don't you do some work!

If you have time to hack into Natty Sci with a fake IP address, then you have time to finish your lab work!

TISK TISK

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:36 AM

Fucking Red Sox!!

They're bound to collapse at some point in time. I mean it's the fucking Red Sox, they can't win. Their pitching has been getting the job done, but it's only a matter of time for the Card's lineup to pull their bats out of their asses and use them to hit again. And it's the fucking Red Sox!! I don't care if they beat the Yankees (that's a big lie), but they're still going to find a way to lose. Hell they've won 7 straight. The law of averages is bound to catch-up. Of course I have been saying this the last 7 Boston games when the baseball season ended for me.

Fucking beantowners!!!

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 10:38 AM

Anyone want to go to Hooter's tonight for all you can eat wings and baseball and boobs and beer?

That's a helluva killer B line-up.

Jay on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:30 AM

Brock, punch green baron in the face for me. Also, monday was adrian's birthday, that is why we were out. And you better be in town on friday.

Brock on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:38 AM

I WILL be in town Friday, but what are the plans? Phoenix Hill? Bob Dominie's house?

Marc on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 11:52 AM

jay, no gold club friday. ok? i know it's you're birthday so it's whatever you want to do anyway.BUT someone of the guys won't go. and we've been there a few times, don't want to be a regular. I mean we even know how the shifts are.

"Sorry, i had to eat something"
"What did you eat?"
"a chicken sandwich."
"Charbroiled, fried, baked?"
"Baked"
"cool"
see? i am a smooth operator. not as smooth as adrian though.

Jay on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:06 PM

We are not going back to gold club for a while. Besides, I plan to be so drunk on friday that I will have no idea where we are anyway.

Jay on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:17 PM

Joe, you bastard, some of my students have mentioned the cop to me. Thanks a lot ass.

Jay on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 12:33 PM

They found Frodo's remains! Nerp!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/scienc...n.ap/index.html

Phil on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 1:27 PM

anyone willing to explain the chicken sandwich thing?

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 2:02 PM

Damn you Phil.....damn you. Filthy...dirty...ape!

Anyway, Netscape 4.6 on Linux does exist. Here is it's technical data:
http://www.quirksmode.org/browsers/netscape4.html

In addition, you can download any Netscape version in Japanese. So the Japanese version of Netscape 4.6 on Linux does exist. It would be very rare though.

Phil on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 2:20 PM

according to netscape's archive page, 4.61 only existed in english

http://wp.netscape.com/download/arc..._archive4x.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 27, 2004 at 9:05 PM

86 years later.....BOSTON WINS!

AND THE SWEEP IS COMPLETE.

Marc on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 12:34 AM

find out which presidiential candidate is right for you on the dumbest basis ever. meaningless guy questions.
http://www.menshealth.com/election/index.php
Field of Dreams or Old School?
Fishing or Hockey?
Cheetos or chocolate chip cookies?
etc


Phil on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 7:23 AM

I think I take today's prize for nerdiest thing to do at work: I'm competing in this: http://www.famlit.org/AboutNCFL/Pre...s/LTAB-2004.cfm

My plan is to launch into an attack on acronyms vs abbreviations. And I simply can't wait until they ask what DSL stands for.

Joanna on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 7:36 AM

Phil- Do you count having an hour long discussuion about the physics of baseball and if a ball hit will travel farther in humid air than dry? After an hour, we asked one of the older guys that really knows a lot about sealed systems and he started doing calculations in excel to calculate this. This is nerdy.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 7:38 AM

Chris - watch the game last night?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 7:55 AM

Fuck you, Wes.

So Joanna, what was the consensus, humid or dry?

Bigworm on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 7:58 AM

So what is the plan for Big Jays birthday? You coming out this weekend Burket?

Marc on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:10 AM

supposedly there was some big game last night, in baseball i believe. Luckily no one at work seems to be overly interested to talk about it as i haven't heard it mentioned yet today. so i got that going for me, which is nice.

no idea for jay's birthday though. i guess the question should be where haven't we made asses of ourselves in the past? we should go there. along with our usual places where they are used to us making asses of ourselves.

Marc on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:20 AM

here's an idea bring out your single lady friends for jay to choose from... or to take all of them. make it a smorgasbord. Joanna can bring her sister too, since she's already promised herself to jay.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:25 AM

For Jay's birthday I see us drinking at my house or Phil's and then heading to Baxter ave. We might start at Wick's and then probably head to O'Shea's or Flannigan's. Then after we've drank a lot and yelled some inappropriate comments, we'll go to White Castle or Steak and Shake.

So, yes I will be going out this weekend, and if anyone wants to start early, I should be off early tomorrow.

Joanna on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:34 AM

wow, Chris, are you psychic? I don't think we'll go to Baxter Ave this weekend, no one seems to ever want to go there.

Joanna on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:37 AM

And the answer is....we still haven't decided.. Humid air is apparently less dense than dry air, which means less friction...yes, I said friction. But when the ball goes thru humid air it picks up water, therefore it will be heavier and can't travel as far. The debate is still raging over in Refrigeration PCTO.

Jay on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:38 AM

Just strap me into my seat and take me wherever. Although I have reconsidered the whole finishing the bottle of tequila thing. That would be a very bad idea.

Marc on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:44 AM

burkett probably has it exactly right, when it comes to what we will do on friday.

Brock on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:48 AM

Burket's house --> Wicks --> Jay and Marc love the sausage --> O'Shea's/Flannigan's --> Phil buys jagerbombs --> Peeing in yards --> Jay telling everyone how these two Korenan/Asian/Mexican/Swedish/Indian chicks wanted him --> White Castle/Steak N' Shake --> Wes falling in love with Burket's couch --> Phil picks up his car around 3PM on Saturday

I haven't lived in Louisville for over 3 years, and yup, I've got this prediction thing to a science!

Brock on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:56 AM

I almost forgot!

Something funny happens --> Adrian rehashes it 1000 times before the night is out --> dreams about it --> wakes up and laughs about it in the shower --> flogs it to Marc's picture --> goes to work --> rehashes the event 1000 more times to co-workers who have no idea what he's talking about --> drinks beer at work --> calls up Wes to rehash it 10 more times --> Goes home --> Flogs it to William Shatner's picture --> Rehashes it a few more times to the dog --> gets a tingling feeling about the dog --> Flogs it to a White Castle commercial --> Goes to Trivia --> rehashes it 1000 more times to Marc and Phil --> Rubs Marc's leg under the table --> Joins Marc in the bathroom --> Rehashes it to Marc while he holds it for him --> Goes home and giggles to himself about it in bed

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 9:31 AM

Jay, don't be a pussy. Drink the bottle of tequila and make sure you take one with a worm.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 9:32 AM

Anyone want to take bets on which bar(s), Jay pukes at?

Bigworm on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 10:33 AM

I'll bet on Wicks. Burket, I might be off tomorrow so we can start whenever. Adrian are you picking me up or atleast able to take me home?

joe on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:04 AM

jay i just told jayme to ask you about our run in with the cop. I filled in no other details. she told me that you went on in lab to fill them in on a 7 month drinking sabatical.

Jay on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:36 AM

Whatever, bastard. I don't really care. You know. It's all good.

adrian on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 11:54 AM

Hey Ice...Man....(Big Red Spills on Brock)

Now thats funny!

Brock on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 1:45 PM

Adrian, you better call up FatBoy (that fat skullfucker) and tell him about the Big Red.

stew on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 5:49 PM

Ok...i know i'm not the only Lindsay Lohan admirer. If you haven't seen the milk ad yet the url is http://www.whymilk.com and of course milk is the white substance on her upper lip...ha ha. If anyone wants to go see "team america" tonight lemme know

joe on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 7:00 PM

we have a game sunday, oct 31, at 2:00. no longer do we play on that thursday. I just got an email today.

Marc on Thursday, October 28, 2004 at 8:15 PM

nice pic stew. only problem is I went skeet skeet skeet and got milk all over my monitor. Oh well, it's my monitor at work. so my home monitor is fine. skeet skeet skeet

adrian on Friday, October 29, 2004 at 5:36 AM

Another hottie is Nicky Hilton on the cover of Stuff magazine. You have to check it out!

Marc on Friday, October 29, 2004 at 8:00 AM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/56hgu

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Car runs into gas pump. Explosion ensues.

(2) Fight breraks out at Taiwan lawmakers luncheon

(3) Land invets new diet. Eating sand. She says she eats 4-5 pounds of sand a day.

(4) Want to piss people off at the sports bar, Use this product to turn off any tv you want.

(5) Not killing enough deer? Think it's becuase of your breath? Well try this new pine-flavored gum to cover up your swill.

(6) Presidential Debate Blink Count

(7) Fidel Castro falls on face

(8) Figure-skating teams comes down on the ice...HARD. she smacks her head on the ice.

(9) Jon Stewart discusses politics, the media, and his views on CSPAN. very funny but long. a whole hour. watch if you want to. very funny.

Enjoy.

Marc on Friday, October 29, 2004 at 8:41 AM

Hey Kids, need a good but offensive last minute Halloween costume? Wanna save money by making your own? Then go here for ideas.
http://www.thestranger.com/current/special.html

Dween on Friday, October 29, 2004 at 11:59 AM

Hey Phil:

1. Do you want your Trivial Pursuit game? It's still at NH.
2. Make a new post. Optional: Base it off of this animation -- http://tinyurl.com/3jvwl
3. Is Thursday trivia back yet?

Dween on Friday, October 29, 2004 at 12:10 PM

Addendum:

4. How did you do at the Acronym Bee?

Bustaz Kool on Friday, November 12, 2004 at 4:58 PM

Are they combing the desert looking for WMD?

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