N'Awlins, Bitches!

I can't talk about what happend down there.  It's guy code.  But we had an awsome time.  I think we need to discuss on here what to do for the next bachelor party.  Puke 'n Rally!

Posted by Jay on April 11th, around lunchtime | 283 comments

Comments

Green Baron on Monday, April 11, 2005 at 4:45 PM

I think you killed Brock....
4:45 P.M. and still no sign of him....

Green Baron on Monday, April 11, 2005 at 5:26 PM

Brock stumbled in....
It's now 5:15,
in :45, it's time to go home.
What's with the sloppy grin on his face?

Brock on Monday, April 11, 2005 at 6:41 PM

I showed up late to work b/c I had to take a 6-hour long shower this morning.

Harold and Kumar RULE!

Brock on Monday, April 11, 2005 at 6:52 PM

I couldn't resist.

http://www.nattysci.com/wiki/defaul...ci.FamousQuotes

Jay on Monday, April 11, 2005 at 11:16 PM

Hmmm...You are awfully close to breaking the code, Brock, but, since you actually managed not to go crazy and impressed the rest of us with your peace keeping skills, I guess I can let it slide.

Phil on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 9:14 AM

alright, if you are looking for a laptop dell will be putting out $750 off coupons on their $1500 laptops. They do this at the end of the quarter to drop their inventory and increase cash on hand for their quarterly report. It looks like 8:00am CST they will be released, and they will only be valid for 10000 uses.

http://forums.slickdeals.net/showth...;postid=0#post0

adrian on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 10:14 AM

Do you have to do anything special to get that deal? Sign up for anything?

Phil on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 10:49 AM

nope. just go to that forum tomorrow around 9am. They will go FAST. Some people will buy up over 1,000 and try to make a profit on them on ebay ($200 profit on 1,000 laptops is a cool $200,000). What they'll do is post the coupon code. Then you just go to the dell homepage, and when you buy it just use the coupon code.

That simple. Read more in their forums because I'm sure some people are talking about the deal.

Do not wait until noon. They will be gone by then.

Brent on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 12:03 PM

"$200 profit on 1,000 laptops is a cool $200,000"

Whoa! Phil you should audition for the evil mathematical villian in "Numbers."

Phil on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 4:04 PM

I believe the show you are talking about is "Numb3rs." But I can't take credit for the math. I used excel to create a graph for me.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 4:05 PM

I think every bachelor party should be in New Orleans. Let's face it, you can stay close to the FQ and hit all the bars and strip bars you want to.

All i know is I had an awesome time!

Brock on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 4:07 PM

Strip bars??? There were strip bars there?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 12, 2005 at 8:11 PM

You know why, because she likes to f#$%

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm..._britney_spears

Phil on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 12:25 AM

http://hitachigst.com/hdd/research/...rAnimation.html

I think that is awesome. Made my evening right there. Which, after being offered a free living will, I thought would be hard to top.

Phil on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 9:56 AM

i hope that if you wanted to get that laptop that you got in on it. It took all of 48 minutes for all 10,000 coupons to be used

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 10:44 AM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../wendy_s_finger

She planted it.....everybody can go back to Wendy's now.

Phil on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 11:55 AM

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

Jay on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 1:26 PM

Phil, that was just about the most awsome song and video I have ever born witness too. Get Perpendicular!

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 1:40 PM

ahhhh
what happened to the links not being shortened?

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 1:44 PM

The WishTV is a great read by the way....
Their "I-team", because there really wasn't an "I" in team, so they put one there, did an investigation.
They tested 5 Diebold machines with a TOTAL of 50 votes cast. It came out giving 10 votes to the wrong candidate.
Interesting.....
The second part is quite fantastic.

Brock on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 3:59 PM

Baron, try reading some less conspiracy theory websites and stick to ESPN, Bangup.com, and various other sports/T&A sites. It'll help that ulcer.

Phil on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 5:04 PM

i deleted your post, baron. i think it got freaked out by the html in there or something.

but how did you miss this story: http://www.bluelemur.com/index.php?p=405

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 13, 2005 at 5:45 PM

Hey, if there is a conspiracy.....there would be a theory with it, wouldn't there?
Look it up in the dictionary, conspiracy does not mean bullshit. Just because a righty can come out and say, "oh, that's just another conspiracy theory" doesn't mean it's false and you should forget it man....
Had the Ukraine not listened to their exit polls, Yanukovich would be president. I wish this country would get off its lazy ass and start respecting the democracy it so gleefully defends.

Green Baron on Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 11:11 AM

Hey hey.....don't let my socialist utopian verbal rampage distract from the normal progressions of this site.
I just thought it was interesting....
Now back to the boobies and dick jokes

Bigworm on Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 1:22 PM

http://www.komotv.com/news/story_m.asp?ID=36265

This is spectacular

Brock on Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 1:38 PM

This gives me a great idea! Is the Parrot still at O'Charlies?!

Parrot goes to N'Awlins!
Parrot goes to Cincinnati
Parrot goes to Seattle
Parrot goes to Amsterdam... this guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

Jay on Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 2:05 PM

This might put a damper on your plans for turning natty sci into a sports news site. Or perhaps encourage it.

http://www.thejournalnews.com/apps/...360/1020/NEWS04

Bigworm on Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 2:16 PM

No, we just have to have a sports section and start reporting. Then we can watch all of the dream games for free. Sad thing is my brother and I started conjuring that idea up. Damn the news for ruining it for us.

Phil on Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 2:25 PM

my buddies contacted the C-USA tournament and got media credentials for the games in Louisville a while back. They just told them that they were with MSN.com Sport department.

Speaking of dell dropping stock: http://www.slickdeals.net/#p5971

P4-2.8GHz Desktop w/ 17" LCD & free printer for $349 after $100MIR. Free shipping. Not for gamers, but if you need a NICE machine for doing the e-mail/word processing/natty sci.com stuff.

Phil on Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 2:49 PM

fever pitch isn't too popular in NYC for some reason: http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/200...ven_releas.html

Jay on Thursday, April 14, 2005 at 3:41 PM

I told you guys to dispose of the bodies in the river.

http://www.theneworleanschannel.com...858/detail.html

Marc on Friday, April 15, 2005 at 11:22 AM

a six minute fan spoof of star wars that is going around the net.

http://www.sequentialpictures.com

Jay on Friday, April 15, 2005 at 1:26 PM

Okay, that movie was awsome. Speaking of awsome, I have a new song on the page. You all should check it out.

adrian on Friday, April 15, 2005 at 3:41 PM

Pretty damn good lad. Do you have music for it? Does it have the wicked G-Chord?

Wrecking Crew on Friday, April 15, 2005 at 4:30 PM

What's anybody doing on Saturday? Could I twist anyone's arm to have another bachelor party/guys night out for those who didn't go to Nawlins bitches? These people are are namely my dad, but Joe will go out and I guess we could try to find Lynnie.

Jay on Friday, April 15, 2005 at 5:20 PM

Thank you, Adrian. I have music for it, but it is not complete yet. And I can probably throw in a wicked G or two. I am up for another bachelor party. I just don't want to spend that much. But I will certainly go out and look at boobies.

mowgli on Friday, April 15, 2005 at 5:25 PM

Oh I, oh, I'm still alive!!!

Phil on Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 2:08 PM

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
http://www.blogthings.com/amenglishdialecttest/
70% General American English
15% Yankee
10% Dixie
5% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

Marc on Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 7:48 PM

My Linguistic Profile:
85% General American English
10% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

Brent on Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 9:55 PM

70% General American English
30% Dixie

stew on Saturday, April 16, 2005 at 10:40 PM

Philco...Ryan Adams and his band the cardinals (nice name) are coming to the Brown Theatre on May 11th. I haven't looked into ticket prices yet, but I'm strongly thinking of going. I just thought i'd let you know if you hadn't already heard.

Bigworm on Sunday, April 17, 2005 at 1:58 PM

60% General American English
30% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
5% Yankee
0% Midwestern

Green Baron on Monday, April 18, 2005 at 10:00 AM

I think the language anazlyzer is crap....
First of all, no "crick" vs "creek"??? No "warsh" vs. "wash"???
Second of all,
None of us has any midwestern? WTF?
Mine was just like someone else's, so I don't care to repeat it.

Green Baron on Monday, April 18, 2005 at 1:27 PM

http://www.deccanherald.com/deccanh...32572005416.asp

Morons....
This was on fark, labeled unlikely, and for good reason. Senor whackjob attempts to claim the moon doesn't spin. Don't worry, I put Mr. Dipshit in his place.

Bigworm on Monday, April 18, 2005 at 2:29 PM

Sorry for not being able to make it out and join the party on Saturday fellas. Just too damn tired when you guys called me back again. Maybe we can have a 3rd bp sometime.

Brock on Monday, April 18, 2005 at 4:14 PM

3rd Bachelor Party?? Now thats sending him out in style!

Is there anything going on this weekend? Its Thunder right?
Anyone want to do a cookout?

Marc on Monday, April 18, 2005 at 4:45 PM

i don't think my wallet nor my health can survive a 3rd bp. so it's probably a good idea.

Mike Burkett (Mr Burkett - the one who begat Chris and Joe) rocks. Hope Mrs. Burkett doesn't kill him though.

Brock on Monday, April 18, 2005 at 5:57 PM

I like the use of biblical language when refering to the Burkets, it kinda fits.

Phil on Monday, April 18, 2005 at 6:00 PM

I found the bar B-Mac, Cuban and I hung out at that one night: http://www.atneworleans.com/body/blacksmith.htm

Best bar ever.

Brent on Monday, April 18, 2005 at 10:16 PM

Ezekial 25:17
http://www.plsthx.com/disp.php?type=m&id=275

New Type of Game Show
http://poststuffx.entensity.net/041105/nuts.wmv

Marc on Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 10:55 AM

hey brent, you second link doesn't work now. as to what you explained, i really want to see it.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 12:24 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...p_on_re_eu/pope

Does this signal an end to, "You're so poped"

Marc on Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 12:30 PM

I was expecting to be able to add N'awlins to the PlacesBurkettPuked area on the Nattipedia. but I don't know of nor remember him doing so.

Brock on Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 3:57 PM

YES, you can! Right after the Cajuns! Love the Crown Royal Burket!

Marc on Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 5:08 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/covhc

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Woman auctions of on ebay the right to have her name legally cahnged to whatever the winning bidder chooses. She will know be known as Goldenpalace.com. [Note: Goldenpalace.com is an online gambling site and frequently buy stupid stuff on ebay for publicity. they bought ad-space on a forehead, pregnant woman's stomach, and even a mystery envelope someone put up on ebay. the always by the auction for sevearl thousand dollars. we should exploit this.]

(2) Collision caught on tape. Notice how the anchors don't say anything about the guy who amazingly doesn't get hurt. (i found out from another source)

(3) Man with screwdriver vs. Cops with guns. Place your bets.

(4) Iran trains female police officers. Video of training. They looks like nuns cracking down. They still have to wear the "beekeeper suits" and oh yeah, have less rights than the men they have to arrest.

(5) Crazy soccer fans throws things on the filed including flares. One hits a golaie in the head and the game is called. Here's video of the flare hitting him in the back of the head.

(6) Sure to be one of the greatest Nike commercails ever. This Tiger Woods shot is amazing, and hell of a marketing campaign for Nike.

Enjoy.

Marc on Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 5:13 PM

i apologize for all the horrible misspellings above, i was in a hurry.

Phil on Tuesday, April 19, 2005 at 5:20 PM

way to investigate fox 26. if they'd even done a simple search on google they would have found out that the security confiscated 1000s of flares, but some snuck in.

as for the lady who said "do they sell them at concession stands?" I have one thing to say: "Jane, you ignorant slut."

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 2:42 AM

Okay I stumbled onto the greatest website ever. This guy is fucking hilarious. He has great stories and the pics are pretty comical as well. Enjoy.

www.tuckermax.com

Brock on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 10:32 AM

Didn't someone post a few Tucker Max stories a while back... specifically the breathalyzer story and the lube story?

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 11:26 AM

I think they may have actually, however, the entire site is freaking awesome. Also try:

www.joblessjimmy.com

Brock on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 2:14 PM

Alright, Thunder over Louisville and the Derby festival begin this weekend. I am planning to come into town, and there are several ideas I've been contemplating:

1.) Cook-out Saturday - This was a flop last year at Burkets, and I ate way too many Brats and Hamburgers; topped off with two funnel cakes and 10 gallons of beer resulted in a pretty gruesome scene.
I can volunteer hosting a cook-out at my parents, since they will be gone all during the day Friday and Saturday and we never finished the cases of beer from the UC-UK game.

2.) Fourth Street is holding various money-sucking activities throughout the day. My Louisville geography is starting to fade, but I'm sure this is a brisk walk to the waterfront or even within viewing distance. This sounds good for the wealthier of us (myself not included, but what else are student loans for?) to party all day.

3.) Ignore the fireworks all together and just hang out somewhere (i.e. Baxter, Hikes Point Lounge).

4.) Sit at home alone and watch the fireworks on the TV or anything else lame.

Any suggestions?

adrian on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 2:16 PM

Here is a challenge for you Phil or anyone else. Have you seen the new old spice commercial with the hot girl dancing and sweating. Can you find out her name. Go to http://www.oldspice.com. The video is right off the home page.

Jay on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 2:23 PM

I'll do whatever. But remember that the fireworks kind of sucked, and we said that we would probably not go to thunder again? Why don't we have a cook-out. I will actually show up this time.

Marc on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 3:11 PM

going to see the fireworks is abad idea, in my opinion. have to stay in parking lot extra two hours waiting to go home at the end. get harrassed by cops (...on bikes. Go Pacific Blue) and just like a lap dance... it's over before you know it.

Marc on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 4:54 PM

hey jay, here's a the Star Wars Cingular commercial you wanted to see on here.

http://tinyurl.com/87xxh

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 20, 2005 at 5:23 PM

Schweitzer party at your place would be awesome. What should we bring?

Brock on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 11:40 AM

Let me get back to you on that. Probably whatever you want me to grill.

Jay on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 1:56 PM

Sounds like a plan.

Brock on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 2:11 PM

I was pumped about the cookout until I saw it was only going to be in the 40s on Saturday... that really kills the sunny, outside grilling out feel. Still could work though.

I'll get confirmation later this evening, and make requests for items to bring.

If we do have it, who is going to come?

Brock on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 2:16 PM

Just busting out ideas: Does anyone have the linker cable for PS2? I'll have two systems and an abundance of TVs for potential Madden battles.

Jay on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 2:16 PM

I'll be there. Wes sounds like he wants to come. And I can make Marc go.

Jay on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 2:17 PM

I have a multitap, which could be cool for 4 player X-men legends. But no link.

Joanna on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 3:31 PM

Chris and i will be there. And maybe Joe too.

adrian on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 9:36 PM

count me in ICE...MAN

Phil on Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 9:58 PM

wow, four person madden? I call left guard!

Marc on Friday, April 22, 2005 at 11:11 AM

at work today, i was producing a news segment about a new drug that would be injected into the eye to help slow down or prevent macular degeneration. but they teased the segment a first by saying. "A shot in the eye may sound painful, but the medical benefits could be astounding."

i about shit my pants. no not really. but i laughed really hard and then had to not explain it at work. ahhhh. uncomfortable laughter.

Brock on Friday, April 22, 2005 at 11:40 AM

Alright... the Schweitzer-Manor Cookout is on! How about 4PM on Saturday? I'm open to suggestions.

I do not know what food they have at the house, but I plan on picking up some burgers, brats, hot dogs, and corn on the cob. We also have two 18-packs of Miller Light left from the UC-UK game.

Things we need:
Burket's Sausage Con Queso
Desserts
Chips and Salsa
Soft Drinks
Alternative beers

So basically I've got the meats covered unless Wes wants to eat a T-bone (you'll have to bring that) - Its a gas grill by the way.

The weather doesn't look too promising, but I forgot they have a portable fire pit on the back patio, so I'd like to be outside. I'm bringing my PS2 with Madden and Star Wars Battlefront (Jay's gotta check it out). Also, there are a ridiculous number of board and drinking games my parents have accumulated over the years.

In conclusion, all we need is beer, liquor, and the Family Guy and everyone should be entertained.

NO FEEDING THE DOG BEER, or my little brother for that matter.

Marc on Friday, April 22, 2005 at 12:20 PM

looks like Arrested Development will get another season on television after all. the emmy-award winning show has had low ratings but loyal fans which started online campaigns (true, some of the campaigns were actually started by the creators of the show itself. but due to the horrible rating of the Pamela Anderson show Stacked. Fox has an opening for next season.


also check this out. i also heard about this video "gem" at work. Hollywood stuntman-turned-musican Dennis "Dangerous" Madalone has released what he believes to be the new American Rock anthem. it is riddled with cheesiness and stupid effects. and stuck in the '80s. the online community loves how bad it is. so enjoy. http://www.americawestandasone.com

Jay on Friday, April 22, 2005 at 12:46 PM

That song is AWSOME...ly gay.

Green Baron on Friday, April 22, 2005 at 1:25 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...ypersonic_sound

Wow.....That sounds so awesome (pardon the pun)

Bigworm on Friday, April 22, 2005 at 1:47 PM

Here ya go Adrian.

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/eo/...1414138000.html

Green Baron on Friday, April 22, 2005 at 5:49 PM

What a bitch, I think they should cut off her fingers...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../wendy_s_finger

Bigworm on Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 12:31 AM

so is that the deal..brock's at 4?

Marc on Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 5:11 AM

i found the video brent tried to post previously.
http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=4924

Phil on Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 12:14 PM

man, my shoulder REALLY hurts. WTF?

Brock on Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 4:24 PM

Come on over! The corn is cooking as we speak! Give me a call if you need directions.

Phil on Saturday, April 23, 2005 at 11:58 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=106174

Brock on Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 3:34 PM

Just a reminder, games of RISK take forever!

Marc on Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 4:23 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/a3q6j

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Crazy lady has backyard decorated with hundreds of garden gnomes

(2) Oddball: Rampaging elephants, swimming pigs, Star Wars Nerds Unite, etc

(3) The bride-to-be was upset that all her friends would not be able to get to attend the ceremony because they couldn't all get off work. So she brought the wedding to them. I present to you a wedding at Wal-mart.

(4) A new baby wholphin is born.

(5) What do accountants do to unwind after tax season? See it here on Accountants Gone Crazy.

(6) A political discussion about a proposed Florida bill allowing people to use deadly force if they just "think" they might get hurt by someone. Isn't that why we have the court system?

(7) Pies thrown at conservatives figures, with an interview from a pie victim.

Enjoy.

Marc on Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 11:59 PM

OH MY GOD!

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

Its like NETFLIX for SEX TOYS.
http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/

For when you don't want to committ to the price of your own anal beads and dildos... and gonorrhea just isn't a factor for ya.

(don't judge me for finding this. i found it as a weird link on a page brent submitted earlier.)

stew on Monday, April 25, 2005 at 1:56 AM

Damn Marc!! Your perversion never fails to amaze me! :) Just kidding. That's pretty amusing...and why am I not surprised that it was a link on something Brent submitted.
Anyways, I just looked at the clock and I have just wasted the past 3 hours of my life posting NFL draft related shit on various message boards-it's quite addicting.
Phil, what do you think of Gates going to the Bills? With the inevitable departure of Travis Henry, do you think he has a chance there as McGahee's back up?

Green Baron on Monday, April 25, 2005 at 4:55 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...9&ncid=1756

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...1&ncid=1756

The likeness is amazing.
I also now believe that Kerry was affected by Agent Orange

Marc on Monday, April 25, 2005 at 6:33 PM

perhaps only jay will enjoy this, but at least he will.
http://www.fbtb.net/images/18.mov

Marc on Monday, April 25, 2005 at 6:33 PM

check out what the new Superman will look like
http://filmforce.ign.com/superman/a...6/606824p1.html

Brent on Monday, April 25, 2005 at 8:50 PM

Don't try and pass off your porn fetish on my account.

Marc: I dont know how I came across this website, I just googled "12 inch cock delivery delivery club."

Marc on Monday, April 25, 2005 at 11:20 PM

oh no. i look at a lot of porn. a lot. and would probably admit to finding it by accident on my own. but i found it on your page of funny ass videos and whatnot. i think is both hilarious and horrifying that this service exists. and i truely thank brent for helping me find it to laugh about.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:35 AM

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele...20021007-8.html

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...aq_weapons_hunt

Sorry, couldn't resist.
Also, notice in the Bush speech, never does he mention "freedom for the Iraqi people", only to free them from oppression. This phrase popped up after his "threat" keyword went sour.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 10:42 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4482913.stm

Dude, there ain't much I wouldn't do for 1.5 million dollars, or $1.50 for that matter. I would have sold my virginity for a coke at 15.

Brent on Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 2:27 PM

Damn, here I was thinking Peru would be a cool place to visit. If 1.5 mil doesnt get you a piece of ass in a third world country, you have to ask yourself...whats wrong with the girl's of Peru.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 4:59 PM

I honestly was shocked that there were any 15 year old virgins left in the world.

Phil on Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 11:25 PM

my sister updated her website. peep it: http://www.cat-scratches.com/index.html

Phil on Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 10:36 AM

big jay: here's the game I was referring to last night: http://www.namco.com/games/katamari_damacy/

Brock on Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:13 AM

Ok, I've decided to come in Saturday for my birthday. Anyone up for a Bambi walk, 4th Street, Frankfort Ave, or any other change of pace?

I'd also like to suggest a Welcome Back Family Guy party on Sunday evening.

Discuss.

Brock on Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:16 AM

Oh, in case anyone is interested...

Partying will begin on Thursday and Friday in Cincinnati. If anyone wants to come hang out on Friday, we are hitting a strip of bars in Cincinnati that should be just as fun as Baxter Ave.

But don't let me take you away from Wicks for a night, if it means that much to you.

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:19 AM

I'm sorry, I need clarification....
was that "strip of bars", or "strip bars".
This is a matter of utmost importance.

Brock on Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 11:38 AM

Since I was referring to Cincinnati, "strip bars" would be an oxymoron.

Jay on Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 12:52 PM

Philco and I have already discussed having a welcome back family guy thing at his apartment. Of course, he would need to give the okay for it.

Jay on Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 1:01 PM

After reading this, I need to go take care of some business, too.

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/05...27diddling.html

Phil on Wednesday, April 27, 2005 at 3:21 PM

family guy at my place is a go.

i repeat, family guy is a GO!

Phil on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 9:25 AM

I just found out that Rod Council's backup will be none other than Horace Grant's son, Deon Palmer. No word on if he'll be wearing goggles.

Brock on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 11:03 AM

Absolutely nothing wrong with wearing goggles.

Brock on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 11:05 AM

Anyone up for one massive RISK battle again on Saturday?

Marc's beginner's luck is gone, so now its back to full scale slaughter.

Church on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:09 PM

I think this week's Family Guy has something to do with Peter fighting with Mel Gibson for the rights to the Passion sequel

Brock on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:46 PM

Damn it Church, don't give it away, we've been waiting all this time...

Church on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 12:55 PM

I just read the description since I have been trying to tape the third season this week

Brock on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 1:20 PM

Thus you should join in on Phil's welcome back the Family Guy. You've been hiding out far too much.

Church on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 1:41 PM

I know, I finish my last final tonight and then should be able to have a semblance of a life.

Jay on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 1:43 PM

I'm up for a massive game of risk. Let's not start it at 2 a.m. this time, though.

Brock on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 2:08 PM

I'm sorry Jay, I'll kick everyone's ass in the first game faster this time.

Jay on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 2:55 PM

Whatever, man. I am going to own the world like I did last weekend. However, I plan on keeping it this time.

Brock on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 5:02 PM

I know most of you have disavowed Phoenix Hill, but they are supposed to have a band play on Saturday night that has two members of Saliva. Free admission with a Derby Pin.
http://www.phoenixhill.com/index.htm

Just tossing out ideas.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 8:52 PM

Schweitzer (a.k.a. Erwin Rommel),

I'm your Huckleberry

Plow King on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 9:41 PM

What's the band and which 2 members of Saliva is it? If one of them's Chris D, I'm there. I saw them when they were at Headliners a few months back, and they rocked that motherfucker. They're good for a night of no bullshit, kickass music.

Plow King on Thursday, April 28, 2005 at 10:01 PM

Nix that question. My lazy ass went and looked it up myself. Now I want to know at what point was Johnny Sprauge in Saliva?

Green Baron on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:04 AM

Any chance one of you copyright-infringin' fools could hook a po' brother up with some streamin' family guy new episodes? Fox comes with snow at my pad.

Brock on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 11:54 AM

I knew the Worm would step up... thats right... I AM dangerous.

As far as PHT and the Saliva claims... I'm sure they are stretching the truth, and that guy probably was a roadie or something, but it still means they'll play our kind of music (i.e. Mudshovel!).

Although I don't mind trying to hook Adrian up and watching him crash and burn, and Phil getting dissed by all the waitresses, I feel the need for some raw entertainment this weekend.

Proposal (who's in / who's out / who wants to do something else)
Saturday: Hit Wicks / Baxter early (9-10PM) then to PHT for some music
Sunday: RISK challenge (Rommell vs. The Worm vs. Marcus Brody/Xota Beast vs. The Wrecking Crew Alliance) early (3-4PM) followed by Welcome Back Family Guy

Calling out: Lynnie, Stew, and Ty
I leave these challenges to Brent, Phil, and myself

Joe is off the hook until he gets the braces off, but you still have to make up for lost time mini-Burket.

Green Baron on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 4:59 PM

Looks like we're all poped:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...ope_prophecy_dc

joe on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 5:28 PM

kentucky basketball is a bunch of rapists!!!!!!!

joe on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 5:29 PM

oh ya and scotty davenport is a dumbass. Who would want to go to Bellarmine?

Where is anybody drinking tonight?

Phil on Friday, April 29, 2005 at 6:31 PM

come on baron, do I have to explain everything to you? just do a search for "family guy ext:torrent" on google sunday or monday morning. you should be able to find a bittorrent of it.

oh yeah, i can be talked into drinking tonight.

Bigworm on Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 10:19 AM

Yeah I have heard abunch of inside stuff about the rape in the Lodge. Doesn't add up to me.

Phil on Saturday, April 30, 2005 at 12:39 PM

just throwing it out there, how about going to the arena football game tonight?

Brock on Sunday, May 01, 2005 at 12:34 PM

Once again, I take a RISK victory, only to follow it up with a slaughter in Speed RISK. By the way, Speed RISK sucks.

Thanks for the chillin' on my birthday.

HERE COMES THE FAMILY GUY!!

Phil on Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:21 AM

btw baron, the torrents for Family Guy and American Dad are on here: http://btefnet.net/

You'll need a program to download the torrent if you don't already have one. I recommend bitTornado myself: http://www.bittornado.com/

Green Baron on Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:29 AM

Anybody here speak English that can translate what Phil said?

Marc on Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:39 AM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/9odek

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) A funny new milk ad campaign that the ladies are sure to love.

(2) A cigarette-smoking chimp. His zookeepers are trying to get his to stop smoking. He picked it up watching zoo visitors. The animal experts say this is not a laughing matter, but I believe it is. you decide.

(3) Meet the "Frozen Dead Guy"

(4) Herd off buffalo get loose and run rampant ...on a tennis court?!

(5) Canadian singer forgets words to Star-Spangled banner at Hockey game. hilarity ensues.

enjoy.

Green Baron on Monday, May 02, 2005 at 10:51 AM

Also Phil,
I'm firewalled, so connecting to other people has always been a pain in the ass. Not something I can do anything about either, the University has our router firewalled.

Phil on Monday, May 02, 2005 at 12:01 PM

I think you will still be able to download the episode, it just won't be as fast as it would if the upload ports are open. Just leave the sucker running over night and you should be in luck

Green Baron on Monday, May 02, 2005 at 3:42 PM

Phil,
I think I'm screwed. Bitornado just says there is an error, and that the connection has been reset by peer, or some shit.
Shareaza allows me to attempt downloading, but it really doesn't do anything.
I hate the UC network. I can't even download porn from users, how sad is that?
I should be getting a DSL at home soon, so I'll just wait until then.

Marc on Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 3:27 AM

No porn? What do you do WITHOUT porn? Now that I think of it, before pornography I was a upright contributing member of society. ....and I'm not going to go back to that. give me porn or give me death.

Jay on Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 1:13 PM

There are still some good people associated with Star Wars.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xml...0wars%20costume

Brock on Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 3:39 PM

Derby this weekend. Are there any plans? Anyone gambling?

Are you tired of seeing each other?

Phil on Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 5:26 PM

My apartment is open for use again. I'd like to know before hand so I can clear out my dining area for food placement purposes and look into getting some more seating perhaps.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 03, 2005 at 8:53 PM

If the weather stays nice, Abby and I can have it over our house, but only if the weather is nice.

Marc on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 12:12 AM

philco, i checked the Lost episodes. and there is a "we're the survivors of Oceanic 815!" Followed by "WE'RE the survivors of Oceanic 815" line. it is only slighty louder in the recap but still subtle and will most likely have to be brought up again. oh, and it sounds like Boon's voice to me.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:12 AM

So as of know the weather is supposed to be nice for Derby, so we are tenatively scheduled for Wes and Abby's?? If not Phil's place or here is always an option.

Next weekend - aka I'm gonna be a doctor - my mom is bringing some food over here, we're busting out a grill, Wes is brining a keg, someone needs to bring some bourbon, and I would guess a start time around between 7 - 8 or so (unless Joe doesn't go to graduation then we can party all day.)

Tonight -- if anyone is up for Hooters, give me a call later. Scott and I plan to head up there at some point in time.

Marc on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 10:23 AM

Why fans make better Star Wars movies than George Lucas.

http://slate.msn.com/id/2117760/

Jay on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 12:02 PM

Marc, do I even need to ask you to make a copy of that for me? That would be awsome!

Brock on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 12:23 PM

In other words, there will be some kind of Derby party going on Saturday. Therefore, I need to drive in. According to the website, the first race goes off at 11:00 AM. I doubt anyone would want to start that early, but....

Anyone know about off-track betting options for those of us who like to throw away money?

Regardless, a cookout someplace, even Phil's, is a necessity since its supposed to be in the 70's all day. I would also like to request Marc hook us up with that projector again. Michelle is eager for some Halo vengence, and she's been practicing.

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 1:17 PM

That Star Wars movie is like a sci-fi porn without the porn.
Are those actors like failed porn actors?

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 1:29 PM

That was donation money well spent.

http://news.bostonherald.com/politi...articleid=81533

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 1:33 PM

www.youbet.com

Try that one Scweitzer

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 1:37 PM

Anyone else notice they misspelled Darth Vader in the credits, either that or renamed him Dath.
How can a true star wars fan fuck that up?

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 1:50 PM

That Kerry thing surprises me,
I honestly thought the right would have found something a lot better than that to take the focus off of Delay's investigation. They should have looked in Ted Kennedy's closet for those dead hookers; or was that in Hillary's closet? I can never remember these things.

Phil on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 2:04 PM

I think hilary might just be a zombie hooker. I have, of course, no proof of these statements. But prove my wrong!

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 04, 2005 at 3:07 PM

http://www.famouscouple.com/pics/bi...lary_rodham.jpg

Proof is in the pudding. Look, her and Bill are actually the Osmonds!

Brock on Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 10:52 AM

Marquette has officially chosen the gayest mascot ever, even worse than Cocks

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news...TC-DT9705204233

What the hell is wrong with Warriors? How does warrior offend native americans? I'm not offended by Minutemen or Volunteers. This is a prime example of how political correctness is ruining creativity and masculinity.

I heard Texas-El Paso was changing their name to Dirty Illegal Mexican Immigrants. Man up.

Church on Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:04 PM

OMG, I actually agree with Brock. Who the hell names their team the Gold. In the same vein as the UTEp comment, I heard University of San Francisco is changing their name to the Fashionably enlightened

Phil on Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 12:37 PM

tomorrow is no pants day: http://www.oudaily.com/vnews/displa...e5?in_archive=1

adrian on Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 3:38 PM

The senior programmer here at leapfrog left his ftp to his website open while he is talking to the owners of the company right now. So I just walked over to his computer and added a line of text to his "About Me" page.

O'Doyle Rules!

adrian on Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 3:39 PM

Oh yeah the line of text that i added was...

"I like to prance around in my underwear on my days off from work"

I wonder how long it will be before he notices.

Brock on Thursday, May 05, 2005 at 4:42 PM

That reminds me of the ancient days of yore when I changed Heather's AOL profile to say "I love gangbangs." Classic.

Or was it... she probably likes 'em... whore.

Bigworm on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 9:21 AM

Sorry fellas, no derby party at my house. It is suppose to be a great weekend to have one too, but some things came up so I won't be able to attend all day. Perhaps, Burket or Phil can have one.

Green Baron on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 10:57 AM

http://electronics.howstuffworks.co.../lightsaber.htm

For Star Wars fans, and fans of Dath Vader: A pretty funny read, but I imagine most of you have already seen this or attempted making one.

Brock on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:18 AM

Derby is tomorrow, and no confirmation on the party. Whomever hosts, I would recommend multiple TVs, Marc's projector, a bookie, and a strong flame grill.

Phil on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:39 AM

I can host the derby party, but there will be no flame grill. Let me know, and I'll clean out my dining room and make a run to sams.

Brock on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:50 AM

No flame grill, can't we just take one of those old computer casings and make a fire-pit in the living room?

Phil on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:54 AM

well, the flame grill is more of a "it's a really stupid idea to have a flame grill in an apartment, especially while drinking" thing than the lack of being able to procure a flame grill.

adrian on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 11:56 AM

We can also play some really fun drinking games. Like punch each other in the face and whoever bleeds first..loses!

Jay on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 12:39 PM

Whatever happens tomorrow, I say we head out early tonight. Like maybe 8 or 9 o'clock. I may call some of you around 7.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 1:21 PM

It's cool if Phil wants to host the party since I don't really want to clean up after 2 parties on consecutive weekends. The weekend is going to be too nice for that, and I would rather spend the day drinkling outside here with a flaming grill and cornhole and beer and bourbon and mint juleps and multiple T V's etc. The food and drinks will be almost all potluck if we have it here though. So whatever everybody wants to do it's fine with me.

Brock on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 2:03 PM

I'm confused... you don't want to have the party, but you want to spend the day outside grilling and playing cornhole.

How about I volunteer Marc to clean up on Sunday? He loves being ordered around.

I do have to agree though that being outside is a must on Saturday... its already freakin' nice outside. I never see the sun during the day, so I need to soak up as much fresh air as possible.

Potlucking is a must regardless of where we are. Make sure to bring plenty of cheese dip and donuts!

Phil on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 2:32 PM

outside sounds good. get a football, or head down to those goal down by ballard and shoot around.

But FOOOOOTBALL!

Brock on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 2:39 PM

Philco, are you suggesting a pickup game of b-ball or football this weekend??

Phil on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 2:43 PM

alright, I called up Chris to get a definitive answer. His place is fine, but the warning is that they are on their way to Lexington right now so they won't be able to hit up the grocery until tomorrow. They will provide the grill and the queso, everything else is up to us.

So bring burgers, bring your hotdogs and undercooked brauts. Just keep in mind they have no oven, so anything you bring must be:
1) Microwavable
2) Cooked in a toaster over
3) Cooked on a grill
or
4) Eaten uncooked.

And yes, Chris and I had a TWO MINUTE AND THIRTY SECOND conversation. Which may have topped our longest phone conversation by over two minutes and fifteen seconds

Phil on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 2:44 PM

just throwing the ball around. my knees are too messed up to do anything seriously.

adrian on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 2:44 PM

I agree with Xota on livin early tonight when we go out. I will be nuts out tonight.

Phil on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 2:55 PM

aww, christ. I need to take a nap before going out. I only got like 3 hours of sleep. Peeps are more than welcome to meet up at my place...

Bigworm on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 2:55 PM

And we call ourselves nerds.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/time_travelers_party

Phil on Friday, May 06, 2005 at 3:08 PM

some guy posted this on slashdot about wes's link:


Assuming time travel is possible, it's impossible to alter the past.

Think of it this way, the way something happened, is the way it happened. If you travel back in time, then you're participating in events however, your paticipation would already have happened. Therefore, anything you've already done would already have happened.

Think of it this way. You couldn't go back in time and shoot Hilter before he got into power for the very simple reason that it didn't happen. Say you setup a sniper rifle on a building. You could try to fire but you'd either miss, the gun would jam, you'd get arrested, have a heart-attack etc. etc.

This isn't the universe trying to protect itself or any such mystical mumbo jumbo. It's just the simple fact that a thing didn't happen and your actions in trying to change the past are already part of history.

Phil on Saturday, May 07, 2005 at 2:18 PM

So, I'm watching Road House. They are running ads for the book of Mormon. Talk about the wrong audience, right there.

Green Baron on Monday, May 09, 2005 at 4:19 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/photo/0...0/bk10505072207
Oh yah, hot chicks at a beauty pagent....
What? They're all dudes.....oh god....oh god no....no, I have posters and....oh god....

Marc on Monday, May 09, 2005 at 4:19 PM

it was a slow day for me, and looks like a slow day for the Sci, so........ a crapload of...........

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/ckk9j

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Two men uncover a treasure of old U.S. currency worth a small fortune. They go on all the tv stations telling thier tale. Too bad they made it up and would have gotten away with it if they didn't have to have the fame. Dumbasses.

(2) Even penguins get screened at the airport.... seriously.

(3)More on the smoking chimp. if you haven't seen this you must. if you have you'll still enjoy it. C'mon it's a smoking monkey. That's just funny dammit.

(4) video of the 15-pound cheeseburger. still cool to see with a size perspective.

(5) Tired of washing your dog, wish it was as easy as throwing clothes in the wash and walking away now it is. (I don't like PETA, but give them a call anyway, this looks cruel.

(6) Check out these amazing works of art. btw the artist is only 10-years-old.

(7) jetski nearly takes out surfer. check out the video.

(8) Wedding at SeaWorld. more penguins, yeah!

(9) Cops stop a purse-snatcher Texas-style (they run him over) and convience store clerk tries to stop robber with cleaning utilities.

(10) Ok, I normally just try to show the funny. but this is truely horrible, and thus I warn you. Its video of a guy robbing and beating a 83 year-old woamn. don';t watch it you don't want. there is a $10,000 reward out on this guy. (warning: this might make you feel uncomfortable)

(11) Man in drag robs stores

(12) The police don't just have high speed chases. although the slow chases can still end dramatically.

Enjoy.

stew on Monday, May 09, 2005 at 8:07 PM

Ok, so i just got my broadband hooked up and have now joined the 21st century.Now I can actually watch Marc's videos of the day :-) Shit, i don't know how to use a third of the shit my computer has on it, I feel like a retard. Anyways I hope everyone had a good derby weekend (ie not ending up in jail).
Phil, i don't know if you had a chance to pick up the new Ryan Adams cd...anyways its fucking tops and i burned a copy for ya...too bad i can't drive my damn car over and drop it off. Jay I also burned some stuff for you to and can walk/bike it over to the apartment for you.
Peace ninjaz!

stew on Monday, May 09, 2005 at 8:22 PM

Any Cards fans out there might be interested in the SI has the football Cards ranked 12th and Pat Forde on espn.com has us ranked 10th preseason. (Doesn't mean much, but nice to see "pundits" giving us love). Also page 3 has "10 burning questions" with Deion Branch, in which he fires a shot at T.O. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...bqs/deionbranch

Green Baron on Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 1:56 PM

If lower taxes or an improved effort on Iraq wouldn't catch your vote, how about John Kerry checkin' out some boobs? (SFW)

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=142952

Brent on Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 8:43 PM

You guys may have already seen this but for those who haven't its worth a looksy

Awesome sports montage

http://poststuffx.entensity.net/050...ortsmontage.wmv

Church on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 8:27 AM

It was just a matter of time http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...d=1OVQW61FIMSSR

Phil on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 10:20 AM

the Deion Branch article is worth reading just to see the album title of what he is listen too (at the bottom)

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 10:34 AM

Here is a spoiler for Episode III for those of you who want to see it.

http://www.theforce.net/topstory/st..._Sith_92098.asp

Phil on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 10:42 AM

O'Shea's is having cornhole tournaments on wednesday at 7:30 starting tonight. I can't make it today, but next week I'll try to make it.

Brent on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 12:43 PM

Hmmm, Phil getting conholed at O'sheas...this could be interesting, although not unusual.

Phil on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 5:37 PM

someone's mom is must be real proud that their daughter made it to yahoo news: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050507/.../lxa12105071744

Marc on Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 6:20 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/9mrlp

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Check out this video of stunts at a new Disney stunt car show. I just think its cool these driver do this everyday.

(2) Cheese Doodle art(...no more explanation needed.)

(3) check out this clip. this strange disease literally has this man bending over backwards.

(4) Kelsey Grammer falls off stage.

(5) Soon you could have a spinach-power celphone. it uses a a process you might remember hearing about in the fifth grade called "photosynthesis"

(6) Robbers drive thru a store / church on fire / SUV in pool / & Jet ski nearly misses surfer

(7) A baby attacked with mace....on purpose. WTF?

(8) Ok, so the finger in Wendy's chili was fake. what about the finger in the frozen custard? It's true. someone did lose a finger and they didn't clear out the custard. here's the video for you to "enjoy."

(9) Sportscenter's Top Ten post-game rants. Some classics here. even I can find it amusing.

Enjoy.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 9:28 AM

Just because I am a nerd.

http://www.howstuffworks.com/lights...r.htm/printable

Brock on Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 11:37 AM

This is great:
http://electronics.howstuffworks.co.../lightsaber.htm

Brock on Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 11:49 AM

Apparently we weren't the only ones who thought Gold was a lame-ass nickname:
http://www.gomarquette.com/index.ph...hange_well_id=2

Green Baron on Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 4:54 PM

what was up with the she-male in the custard video?
Sounds like a chick, got breasts like a chick, but the name and the mustache of a man?
WTF?

stew on Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 11:17 PM

For those that haven't heard, Dave Chappelle has checked himself into a South African mental hospital. Heres hoping he gets himself together so we can see more of his brilliant comedy. Mmmm mmm Bitch!!

Bigworm on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 8:15 AM

Does anyone know how Burket picked up the kegs we have had at his house? Did he put it in his car or did Brock come in early to help get it?

Brock on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 10:19 AM

Wasn't me.

Phil on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 1:41 PM

perhaps the keg was done via joe's truck?

btw, sorry about the natty sci downtime. the powers that be have been alerted that I want a full refund.

Marc on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 1:44 PM

nattysci.com back in action. geez, i was so upset about it being down i was gonna post about it and complain about it then...but couldn't. thought about calling about it, but that's a lot more effort than i was willing to put into it.

Marc on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 1:49 PM

According to CNN, free Frostys at Wendy's this weekend. Good for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. It's for customer appreciation after the whole finger-in-the-chili fiasco (which was a hoax). They'll probably be the small kids cups of frosties, but it's still free dammit.

Question: shouldn't they be giving away chili....or chicken fingers?

Marc on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 1:50 PM

Details on the new Xbox

The XBOX 360 (AKA: XBOX 2)
http://www.xbox.com

Green Baron on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 1:56 PM

Oh yah baby!
Got my tickets:
http://www.medievaltimes.com/

sweet....I'm going to do battle.
I'm gonna kill a guy on a horse with a trident

Wrecking Crew on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 1:59 PM

In just over 24 hours I will officially become a doctor...how fucking scary is that. I can't wait to perform my first experiment on a homeless person.

Anyways...party tomorrow to start around 7:00 depending on how long the ceremony takes. Joe will not be attending the ceremony so people can show up whenever they want.

I've fit a keg into my trunk and put the tub in the backseat. If you have access to a truck or SUV it does make thing a little easier. We did find better prices on the keg at Party Mart (?) (the one on Shelbyville Rd by Dorsey Ln) last time, but you may want to call beforehand to see if they have what you want.

Marc on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 2:06 PM

Medieval times?????

Steven: Can I get a knife or fork?
Wench: There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
Steven: There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?
Wench: Dude, I got a lot of tables.
(The Cable Guy)

Brock on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 3:54 PM

Thank you Marc, since the Baron has been quoting that scene all day, I needed a refresher. If he challenges me to a duel one more time, I'm jabbing a pen in his eye. Take that!

j/k You love it Baron!

Marc on Friday, May 13, 2005 at 4:43 PM

if you're going to challenge someone to a "duel" you're supposed to quote that crazy bastard Zell Miller.

but you are still able to tell someone that they'll "rue the day" they crossed you.

Brock on Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 12:25 AM

You'll rue the day you cross me Trebek

You'll rue the day you crossed me
Rue the day?
Who talks like that?

Brock on Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 12:27 AM

I'm watching a quality flick:

Broken Arrow. Howie Long's second best movie of all time. Only Firestorm is better.

Marc did you cry over Broken Arrow too?

Phil on Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 3:10 AM

with huggins looking on his way out at Cinci, rumors started somehow about Denny Crum taking the job. What is "funnny" is that yesterday the rumor was that Denny had passed away.

So some smart ass had this to say: " I'm not sure which of those two is worse but the UC job seems like a downgrade from being dead."

Church on Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 3:28 PM

If Huggins is canned, I am guessing he would be perfect for the job at either UNLV or he could write a book on recruiting and coaching with Jim Harrick

stew on Saturday, May 14, 2005 at 11:36 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2060225
I'm sure Phil's read this already, but the posted link is an article concerning Louisville signee Amir Johnson entering the NBA draft. Do any of these kids have a clue? Fifth team high school All-Americans are not anywhere close to lottery picks!!! WTF? Anyways, I still half expect to see him at Freedom Hall next year cuz he hasn't hired an agent, but what do I know...

Phil on Sunday, May 15, 2005 at 1:42 AM

I don't think Amir Johnson qualified academically. I don't think he'll be in freedom hall anytime soon without buying a ticket.

Marc on Sunday, May 15, 2005 at 2:31 PM

Massive list of Star Wars Spoofs
_________________________________
TIE-TANIC
(Titanic meets Star Wars is this movie)
http://tinyurl.com/c5glz

SIM WARS
http://tinyurl.com/bk8s5

NEW FANGLED HOPE
(Fan film)
http://tinyurl.com/cys9m

MACBETH
(an awesome fanfilm done by high school kids. they combined it with Macbeth)
http://tinyurl.com/c95xe

BEER WARS
(not enough product placement?)
http://tinyurl.com/am8q6

FAN WARS
(what happens when fans attack)
http://tinyurl.com/8fajk

STAR WARS: CHIMP EDITION
http://tinyurl.com/a7mbm

AMERICAN JEDI
(Star Wars meets American Pie)
http://tinyurl.com/bpocw

SPACE HONKIES
http://tinyurl.com/d3gnh

Letterman with STAR WARS casting
http://tinyurl.com/apu52

STAR WARS ACTION-FIGURE EDITION
http://tinyurl.com/c3mfk

CRAZY WATTO
http://tinyurl.com/97s3p

STAR WARS LEGO EDITION
http://tinyurl.com/a4xwq

MAN SHOW CUT IN LINE
(Jimmey Kimmel and Adam Corolla, of The Man Show, cut in line infornt of Star Wars fans.)
http://tinyurl.com/d752d

GEORGE LUCAS IN LOVE
(How George Lucus got his inspiration for Star Wars, with Shakespeare in Love undertones.)
http://tinyurl.com/8swv5

OFFICIAL LEGO MOVIE: HAN SOLO AFFAIR
http://tinyurl.com/b2v4o

OFFICIAL LEGO MOVIE BY CARTOON NETWORK: REVENGE OF THE BRICK
http://tinyurl.com/bw4xp

TROOPER CLERKS
(stormtroopers meets Clerks)
http://tinyurl.com/939lu

TROOPS
(like COPS, the tv show, but with stormtroopers)
http://tinyurl.com/9ht3e

STAR WARS: A LOST HOPE
(The funny ass movie Jay can't stop quoting. A Must-see)
http://tinyurl.com/dvpgj

Marc on Sunday, May 15, 2005 at 2:43 PM

i know that's a huge ass post. but in celebration of Star Wars... and for Big Jay. NOTE: the clips will open be able to be watched for a couple weeks, maybe more.

Phil on Sunday, May 15, 2005 at 11:40 PM

this ass stole my idea: http://www.usatoday.com/sports/coll...nba-draft_x.htm

marc, if you could find some videos on this, I'd be interested in seeing them.

Bigworm on Monday, May 16, 2005 at 12:18 PM

Damn Phil you beat me to it.

Anyway I am waiting for Bill Murray to declare.

Phil on Monday, May 16, 2005 at 3:15 PM

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/betterrapper.html

Dave on Monday, May 16, 2005 at 5:23 PM

The best quote from that story about the LSU intramural player declaring for the NBA draft early was from his highschool coach. "He was as good as anybody for two or three minutes." Sounds like Brock when he played for The Sci.

Brock on Monday, May 16, 2005 at 5:52 PM

Thanks Dave.

Green Baron on Monday, May 16, 2005 at 11:32 PM

My Medieval Times Experience, by Isaac, 1st grader at Retard Elementary,

So there we were, at the Schaumberg Castle in Illinois. To start things off on a bad note, we draw the Red Knight. As everyone knows, "The blue knight rules, the red knight sucks the big one!"
Oh well, turns out the blue knight is a pretty boy anyway who doesn't appreciate horseshit in his hair. The Red Knight turns out to be a badass.
So I enter with family in tow. First off, pictures with the princess. Normally after a pint of Grog I would have found the fair maden quite a fantastic representation of what women in the middle ages didn't look like. Not only is she hot in that, "I'd like to mount you over my fireplace" way, but they got her dressed up like some $2 whore. Who knows, maybe the regular princess had the flu and they really did pull a $2 whore off the street. It is Chicago after all.
So we enter the room, and it's true. There really weren't utensils in Medieval Times, but there is plenty of Pepsi. Holy shit. I asked to borrow one of the swords and perhaps an axe to chop into my chicken, but the waiter just stared at me blankly.
So the fight begins.....ok, the talking, and more talking, and more talking, then some horses prancing around like Nancies and taking a shit in front of you while you eat. At this point I'm thinkin', "I really paid for this?"
Finally, the jousting begins. I think the jousts were made of paper mache (sp?), but who cares. Watching two guys fight to the death while you sit back drink your beer or Pepsi and man-handle your half-chicken is pretty sweet.
So they were acting, and pretty pathetically might I add. Now, I didn't think Cable Guy, but I think I finally got the joke. I honestly thought of the Star Trek episode where Kirk and Spock had to fight to the death, but it was so obviously staged and badly acted that only a 4 year old Trek fanatic could possibly believe that Spock might actually lose this one. They tossed themselves from the horse a good 10 seconds after the hit. Then they got up, took a couple swings and got some sparks flowin', and then finally disembowelled the opponent; much to the crowds delight.
So my waiter was no wench. The beer was tasty. The Pepsi was watered down. It was so dark in there I think I mistook my daughter's arm for a chicken leg. And finally, the red knight got his ass kicked in his second match. But only after he took out Mr. Pretty Boy Blue Knight.
Overall, it kicked ass. I never realized that watching two people duel it out while you eat could be so entertaining. The most amazing part, I think my 1 year old daughter enjoyed it the most. I have never seen her sit still for 2 hours and delight in every move; clapping and participating, the whole lot.
I give it two thumbs up, and recommend all to go at least once.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 10:09 AM

Looks like Brian Guinn (sp?) is gonna be on a drinking binge now.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiap...ncer/index.html

adrian on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 11:10 AM

Damn I hate my Job!

Marc on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 12:11 PM

beer-vending machine, ping pong table, putt-putt friday. open bar. hot interns. yeah man. sounds horrible. if you're gonna quit then at least recommend me for a job. because i don't have the skills to back it up, i'd get fired shortly after. but i'd live it up while i was there.

Green Baron on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 4:29 PM

http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/ike.asp

Wow.....Eisenhower = Nostradamus
Except that Eisenhower was a little more precise in his predictions.

Phil on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 4:41 PM

A little late, but Dwayne Wade's reaction to the "gold": http://www.jsonline.com/sports/marq...ay05/323993.asp

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 4:44 PM

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 17, 2005 at 4:45 PM

Could you imagine if this was real.

http://daily.stanford.edu/tempo?pag...ry=0001_article

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 12:10 PM

So I was watching a documentary on nutcases obsessed with Star Trek. One dude had a passport that looked authentic but was issued by The United Federation of Planets.
He actually got stamped by Belize, Costa Rica, and even the United States let the dude in and stamped his fake passport.
How tits is that?

Jay on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 1:23 PM

Marc and I are going to go see Episode III on friday around 2 o'clock. If any one wants to go, let me know, because I plan on picking up the tickets tomorrow sometime. If I don't hear from you by then, you're out of luck.

Jay on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 1:36 PM

This is worth it just for the badger badger badger parody.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1485829

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 1:41 PM

This is a little late,
But I saw there were some Ryan Adams fans.
Just wondering if they were Josh Rouse fans as well....

Church on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 3:40 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/pornography_course

Phil on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 4:34 PM

Marc, quick question: Can you get the first Queens of the Stone Age song off SNL this weekend? It has the only cure to my fever.

stew on Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 11:19 PM

Christ Almighty!!! This shit is pissing me off! I hate transferring music files-I just got an mp3 player (Creative Zen, not that it matters) and so now i have to import my shit from windows media and itunes, importing 7+ GB of music takes too goddamn long!

stew on Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 12:00 AM

Wow! I wanna join this gym: http://www.ministryofsound.com/Musi...htm?a=EricPrydz
you have to click on the little video icon next to the "late night version" to see what i'm talking about :-)

Green Baron on Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 12:00 AM

Hey Brock,
Before you order those shirts, perhaps you need to take this in account:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...hletesadvantage

mowgli on Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 3:00 AM

I just saw episode III and it was pretty freakin' good, Lucas definitely redeemed himself with this one. Yoda is a bad ass, again...I don't want to spoil anything about the movie, but Anakin Skywalker ends up being Darth Vader...weird!!!

adrian on Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:10 AM

I say we go out tonight since I don't have to work tomorrow

Bigworm on Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 12:12 PM

This might be a pretty good episode VII

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...50518&num=1

Phil on Friday, May 20, 2005 at 9:29 AM

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/cartire.html

stew on Sunday, May 22, 2005 at 9:34 PM

Anyone up for a trip to Captain's Quarters tonight? If so gimme a call...there will be some great "scenery" out tonight.

Green Baron on Monday, May 23, 2005 at 9:43 AM

So I was surfing the Yahoo Movies, and I saw the page for "Kicking and Screaming", it's synopsis said this:
A witty, New York-set talk-fest about a group of twentysomethings who, with college degrees and no prospects, lean on each other and a friendly local bartender in their quest for the meaning of life.

Is it just me, or does that synopsis not catch your attention at all. Calling a movie a "Talk-fest" is not really what I would call a good review. The only thing worse is calling it a "sausage-fest".
Who writes this shit?

adrian on Monday, May 23, 2005 at 10:19 AM

Jay, do you still have my phone?

Marc on Monday, May 23, 2005 at 12:07 PM

adrian, yes jay has your phone. want to go to lunch at 1 o'clock today?

adrian on Monday, May 23, 2005 at 12:08 PM

yes

Marc on Tuesday, May 24, 2005 at 12:21 AM

Adrian, Jay gave me your phone, i'll go over to your work tomorrow to give it back to you.

Green Baron on Tuesday, May 24, 2005 at 9:33 AM

So I was driving home the other night and I saw a McDonald's sign the other advertising their salads, with the caption, "toss me one".
Smooth McDonald's, go from telling a guy to "hit it" when it comes to a quarter pounder and cheese, now "toss my salad"
Yah McDonald's, toss my salad, bitch, you like that.

adrian on Tuesday, May 24, 2005 at 12:29 PM

marc, are you bringing me my phone today?

Brent on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 12:56 AM

Someone else posted this but I thought it was pretty funny:

The Real Ending of "The Empire Strikes Back"

The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition

INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH
VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER
towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by
Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning
off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away.
He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere
to go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what
happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed
him!

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know
it to be true...

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know
what else? You know that brass droid of
yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him...
when I was 7 years old...

Luke: No...

Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what
have you done? Look at yourself, no hand,
no job, and couldn't even levitate your
own ship out of the swamp...

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I
was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade
Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me...
my father never gave me what I wanted for
my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark
Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up...

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time
I was your age, I had exterminated the
Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's
Canyon.

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor...
10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open...
Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right
here, baby!

{Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step
towards it.}

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid...
I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't
mine...

{Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates,
then plunges down the shaft.}

{Darth Vader looks after him.}

Darth Vader: Get a haircut! You look like a girl!

adrian on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 10:48 AM

Ok, how the fuck did Britany Murphy make #8 on Maxim's 100 hottest list. That bitch is so fucking overrated and not hot.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 11:18 AM

Hey if you are drunk, this could be considered an emergency!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,157600,00.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 11:20 AM

Adrian - what do you think of the Spurs now? 2-0 over the Suns who you claimed would stomp the Spurs!

adrian on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 11:32 AM

Ok, so I was wrong.

Brock on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 12:22 PM

Wes, even you know that bragging when up 2-0 is not such a good idea. Beantowner.

Jay on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 6:11 PM

Oh my god! Read the subtitle of this review. This guy DEFINITELY knows what I'm talking about.

http://dvd.ign.com/articles/618/618574p1.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 8:10 PM

Nah not bragging, not a huge NBA fan - Adrian basically told me I was a moron to think that the Spurs could even hang with the suns

stew on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 10:19 PM

http://www.athlonsports.com/article...3?story_id=3679
Yep...finally some love for the 'Ville.

stew on Wednesday, May 25, 2005 at 10:32 PM

For those of you who are not familiar with how my homeland operates its military and then wonders why nobody wants to enlist, read this:http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/nati...subs050525.html

Bigworm on Thursday, May 26, 2005 at 12:59 PM

Apparently the force is not strong with them (i.e. low midichlorion count).

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050526...movies_eo/16633

adrian on Friday, May 27, 2005 at 12:06 PM

Guess what, Marc is now 26. He is so old!

Brock on Friday, May 27, 2005 at 12:23 PM

Happy Marcus Brody Day Natty Sci! Drink one for me.

Marc on Friday, May 27, 2005 at 8:05 PM

hey Jay, here is the Amercian Jedi video I've been telling you about. It is similar in calibur to A Lost Hope.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/489408

Marc on Sunday, May 29, 2005 at 5:04 AM

Stewie, I think I found your long-lost Hispanic brother. some drunkass hispanic guy just rang the door bell of my house at 4:30am in the god-damn morning. He spoke poor, drunken English and wanted help calling a cab. luckily a cab was swift to arrive although the cabbie called trying to find the house at first and he also had poor english skills, but was albe to find it.

when asked how he got here he said he walked, and he needed to go back to Bardstown Road (a walk like that reminds me of Stewie) I don't think either the drunk guy nor the cabbie knew exactly where he had to go. but once he was gone, i didn't care. by the way, my dog that barks at everything slept through the whole damn thing, but the incident woke the whole family up.

LESSON: Don't give foreigners alcohol...unless they're slutty foreign chicks.
_--===*The More You Know!

Marc on Sunday, May 29, 2005 at 5:49 PM

hey jay or stew, what's the name of the song and band for the 7th song on the cd you gave me. the one stew spent over a dollar downloading on the jukebox, with all the high "oooo oooo oooo oooo oooo"'s

Phil on Sunday, May 29, 2005 at 11:46 PM

marc, are you talking about in the meantime by spacehog?

Marc on Monday, May 30, 2005 at 1:22 AM

yup, that was it thanks philco.

stew on Monday, May 30, 2005 at 10:14 AM

I shamelessly took this one from Fark, so chances are, some of you may have already read it, but i found it a little disturbing but really funny. It kinda reminds me of an SVU episode.http://www.theneworleanschannel.com...780/detail.html

Jay on Monday, May 30, 2005 at 3:29 PM

Can someone say "ripped from the headlines"?

Brent on Monday, May 30, 2005 at 8:56 PM

Stew, that article was great! I love how the 16 y/o pimp/girl finished in tru pimp style by not giving any of her hoes one red cent. I wonder who was her bottom bitch?

stew on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 12:39 AM

This one's for anyone who thinks: "hmm, I wonder what Andre "Bad Moon" Rison is up to these days..."
http://www.torontosun.com/Sports/Fo...062914-sun.html

Jay on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 2:49 AM

Marc, she turned 20 about two months ago.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0461136/

adrian on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 12:38 PM

"You are softer than sand, my lady"
"Other Hand"

Green Baron on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 3:05 PM

Because there isn't enough Star Wars Rip-offs:

http://www.storewars.org

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 4:22 PM

I honestly don't think that I have ever been this bored.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,158202,00.html

stew on Tuesday, May 31, 2005 at 4:32 PM

Jay, this one's for you buddy:
http://www.sinfulshirts.com/customize.php?shirt=70

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 01, 2005 at 1:12 PM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....cgi?u=episode3

That pretty much sums up how I felt about Star Wars. Be careful, there are spoilers, but that's the funniest part too.

Marc on Wednesday, June 01, 2005 at 1:53 PM

Indiana Jones 4 might live after all. Spielberg and Lucas approved of new script. Harrison Ford needs to sign off on it though.
http://filmforce.ign.com/indy/artic....html?fromint=1

Marc on Wednesday, June 01, 2005 at 2:26 PM

A reporter for slate was asked to report on a numbers game that has taken England by storm and he has become addicted to it and he references a New Republic article to had a reporter try crack...and then he got addicted to it. That's just funny. (to me anyway)
http://slate.com/id/2119796/?GT1=6554

Phil on Wednesday, June 01, 2005 at 2:34 PM

Learn Spanish with Destinos...from work: http://www.learner.org/resources/series75.html

OJO!

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