Bitches and Crown Royal Pics

A little random collection of search terms used to reach Natty Sci:

  • freaky sex - it is well documented that Natty Sci can deliver the goods.  Check your TV Guide and/or Bible for more information
  • midget lesbians - the best part are the tiny sleeveless flannel shirts they wear
  • beastiality - for the last time, that was a lady dancing with big jay at wet willy's, not a horse 
  • bitches and crown royal pics - fuck, i'd like to see those
  • burn rubber not your soul - words to live your life 10 seconds or less by
  • cum bucket - i believe they sell those at Lowes in the home improvement isle.
  • define camel-kick - an alternative to donkey punch.
  • girls squirting - no word on if they were squirting herpes
  • hot midget - you won't be finding any ugly midgets here
  • liv tyler boobies - BOOBIES!
  • medieval times horses peta - finally PETA is going to protect horses from medieval times. 
  • orson welles blow me ad - You can put ads out asking for blow jobs? 
  • pussy tortor - hopefully Church can verify this, but tortor is latin for torture I believe.  Someone is searching for pussy torturer in latin.  Strictly a class move.
  • shoot it all over me - you don't have to ask twice.
  • walgreens homepage - talk about missing the mark
  • whiskey amy jo johnson - nothing goes down smoother than Whiskey and the Pink Power Ranger.

Posted by Phil on June 2nd, around lunchtime | 197 comments

Comments

Marc on Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 11:48 AM

Apparently Britney Spears LOVES sex now.
http://music.msn.com/music/article....70&GT1=6657

stew on Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 12:06 PM

I wonder what sort of credentials one must possess to get into this line of work, because I'd really be interested
http://www.wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=3416019

stew on Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 4:53 PM

This is just plain wrong, but i can't stop laughing about it
http://www.turdwords.com/viewword.cfm?wordID=3539

Brock on Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 5:09 PM

Solid work Philco, its been a while since we had a quality post.. kudos.

Also, thanks Marc... the vision of Britney Spears saying "Sex is crazy good" made my day. It would be even better if it was in response to me saying, "How about we go back to my place for a pizza and sex."

Then I could use the "I'm lying to you, so what" line, just as long as I remember a lighter.

stew on Thursday, June 02, 2005 at 8:29 PM

Anyone up for a short trip to Flanagans tonight?

Jay on Friday, June 03, 2005 at 12:28 PM

These are horrible!

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1507248

but funny

Green Baron on Saturday, June 04, 2005 at 6:27 PM

Not as horrible as this:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...olton_un_firing

I honestly can't see how anybody supports this administration when they do shit like that. And now they want to appoint him to the UN? Give me a break.

Green Baron on Monday, June 06, 2005 at 5:09 PM

Ha ha ha
The Baron strikes again.
Another political diatribe to silence the Natty Sci blog!

Bigworm on Monday, June 06, 2005 at 5:39 PM

The best part is the 25% of the young ladies polled wanted to be lap dancers.

Marc on Tuesday, June 07, 2005 at 7:01 PM

philco, what's the address of your new torrent site?

Marc on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 at 3:08 AM

nevermind philco, found it

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 at 10:13 AM

oh my god......wow.......wow.....
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...hain_saw_border

Welcome to the United States, may I hold you chainsaw for you? It reminds me in the summer of 2002 how I crossed into Canada in my brothers' car without ever being asked for any identification. The US and Canada never knew I left/entered. Then I killed Celine Dion's entire family!!! ha ha ha ha

Brock on Wednesday, June 08, 2005 at 11:30 AM

That story just makes me think of Bowling for Columbine and how Michael Moore portrays Canadians as laid back nonchalant people who all have weapons caches in their basement. Lets ignore the psycho Canadians who buzz-saw people's heads off... at least he wasn't using a firearm.

Marc on Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 4:06 AM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/7veks

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Its like Netflix for women....only with expensive designer purses instead of dvds. Instead of out-right purchasing the Gucci, Valentino, Christian Dior, or Luis Vaton handbag....you can now rent it from an online site. I find it retarded, but some women actually think it's a great idea. ( reminds me of http://www.rent-a-dildo.com )

(2) Burt Reynolds slaps a reporter on camera when asked a question he finds stupid, and then finds out the reporter never saw the original THE LONGEST YARD movie.

(3) A kid busts out a quote from NAPOLEON DYNAMITE during the National Spelling Bee Championship.

(4) NEWSFLASH: Do not put models on top of horses and have them "walk" on a fashion runway.

(5) 5-foot long catfish found. Here's the story. (Update: the fish died on its way to the sports and recreational store that it was to be displayed... just like Bubba the over-sized lobster. (Bubba reminder: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05062/465527.stm )

(6) Car runs over man, MUST SEE.

(7) Celebrities singing Take Me Out To The Ballgame. Who's the worst? Jeff Gordon, Ozzy Osbourne, Mike Ditka, Will Ferrell, or Jack Black.

(8) Check out this Star Wars fan crying about the saga coming to tan end.

(9) Don't like electricity, but love low prices? Come to the all new AMISH WAL-MART. For real. Some Amish folk even have applied to work there. Wonder if they have indoor lights, air-conditioning, and price-scan guns.

(10) A pickup truck nearly misses decaptiating a woman while slamming into a police officer. The officer actually survived and even made it to work the next day...which is amazing after you look at the video.

Enjoy.

Brock on Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 10:37 AM

Marc, if you just stated that the AMISH don't like electricity... wouldn't that automatically eliminate lights, A/C, and laser light?

Just being an ass.

stew on Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 11:11 AM

Brock, Michael Moore's portrayal of Canadians is almost correct, except that I keep my weapons cache in my closet, rather than my basement...

adrian on Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 12:15 PM

Phil, marc and I are going to China World (double dragon) at 1:00. Just letting you know.

Green Baron on Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 1:03 PM

Ditka...
Well, what about Ditka vs. God??
hmmmm.............Ditka...
Well, what about Ditka vs.......Ditka?

Green Baron on Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 1:16 PM

That Amish reminds of of my story. My mom was chosen to defend one accused of making and distributing Crystal Meth.
Sad story actually, because getting the prosecutor to agree to house arrest is difficult, because you need a phone to complete house arrest. A phone is only possible if it is voted on and approved by the Amish community.
Yah, so apparently phones and electricity are out of the question, but processing crystal meth is apparently just groovy.
Of course, if I was Amish, I would do crystal meth, and look at Kelly Lebrock's giving herself a sponge bath all day.

Green Baron on Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 1:18 PM

I mean Kelly McGillis....dammit
I would still look at Kelly Lebrock though, just not touch. Steven would kick my ass.

Brock on Thursday, June 09, 2005 at 4:13 PM

They got divorced years ago... thats why her acting career has skyrocketed in the recent years with hits like "The Sorcerer's Apprentice."

Phil on Friday, June 10, 2005 at 12:24 PM

weblog tracking Craig Biggio's quest for the "most times hit by a pitch" record: http://plunkbiggio.blogspot.com/

Green Baron on Friday, June 10, 2005 at 2:03 PM

http://www.local6.com/news/4592642/detail.html

From Fark, but I don't care. That there is funny, damn funny.

Jay on Saturday, June 11, 2005 at 3:11 AM

It's not the same guy they had in X2, but look who's playing the beast. Excellent casting choice. But look at who's playing the juggernaut. Unless he puts on 100 pounds of muscle, I have my doubts. I wonder if he will lose his ridiculous accent.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376994/fullcredits

Brent on Saturday, June 11, 2005 at 5:30 PM

Didn't Jean Grey die in the last one? How the hell are they going to bring her back or are they going to do a silly ghost talking to cyclops and wolverine (ho) in their dreams.

Jay on Sunday, June 12, 2005 at 10:37 AM

It's obvious that Brent is not the avid comic book reader that I am. The Phoenix force ressurects her...sort of. I am not sure how they are going to do it in the movie, but the Dark Phoenix saga is one of the coolest story arcs in marvel history.

Green Baron on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 10:00 AM

Does this mean Storm and Cyclops will not be in it, or have they just not signed yet?
Jean Gray and Cyclops would never have worked any way, when Cyclops orgasms, he can't control his laser eyes and burns holes in the back of all the girls and guys he's penetrated. Another cool story arc in marvel history that is less known.

Brock on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 11:39 AM

Are you suggesting that Cyclops prefers the doggy-style?

Bigworm on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 12:38 PM

Yes, I believe that the Green Baron is onto something, however, this is also the same reason why he turned queer, i.e. takes it in the ass. This way he doesn't burn holes in the heads of his hoes.

Jay on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 12:44 PM

Ah, but is it gay if a girl straps on one and does him? That way he has sex with girls, and doesn't blow up their heads. Of course, the girl would have to give him a reach around. It's just common courtesy.

Brock on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 2:59 PM

Couldn't the Academy just construct some barrier with a hole in it for him to just plug into, while his bitch slaps her backside to the other side of the hole? I guess this begs the question of what can't Cyclops shoot through?

Green Baron on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 3:29 PM

"this is also the same reason why he turned queer, i.e. takes it in the ass"

-are you referring to me, or cyclops here? Because I'm married, and not into dudes. Especially dudes who can penetrate me in several ways.

Green Baron on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 3:36 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050611/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Man, talk about "bum" luck. Poor kid. Last thing I want is to be seated behind some nasty Spanish Dude's naked ass for a bike ride. Looks like a job for Cyclops

stew on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 5:21 PM

This is a great boredom killer:
http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/
Click on quail hunt

Brent on Monday, June 13, 2005 at 10:11 PM

They dont fuck around in Scotland...especially when they're talking alcohol.

http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=578342005

adrian on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 at 8:48 AM

http://www.the40yearoldvirgin.com/

This movie looks pretty funny. The lead role is Brick from Anchor Man

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 at 4:51 PM

Green Baron - can you shoot some red laser from your eyes and burn a whole through some girls' head that you are trying to get to know romantically?

stew on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 at 9:01 PM

Ok, this is probably gonna make me sound like a fag.
I watched Paul McCartney live in Red Square on A&E last night and it was pretty fuckin' awesome. I'm sure they will re-air it-if not, it is available on dvd. I would highly recommend checking it out.

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 12:40 PM

What happened to the link to the Mario game?

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 1:46 PM

Actually Stew what makes you sound like a fag is when you blurt out shit such as "more cushion for the pushin'".

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 1:49 PM

Paul Anka does Nirvana, Soundgarden, Michael Jackson, and "Eye of the Tiger"
No, I'm not kidding:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...nce&s=music

It is by far the funniest album since Weird Al's Smells like Teen Spirit; but only because I think he is being absolutely serious on the album.

Phil on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 2:48 PM

Green Baron: It was a glitch in the Matrix.

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 3:06 PM

"There is no spoon"......it never says anything about, "There is no Mario game"

Phil on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 4:27 PM

not to turn this site into one of those sick fuck sites wes and burket like, but the crime scene photo from this accident made my stomache turn: http://www.rumborak.com/Accident.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 4:38 PM

triumph at the michael jackson trial: http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/26...&htv=12

stew on Wednesday, June 15, 2005 at 11:35 PM

I thought I'd share this with y'all, quite possibly the funniest goddamn song i have ever heard, NSFW!!!!
http://www.ministryofsound.com/Musi...0Lookin%20Chain
You have to click on the little video monitor icon by "your mother's got a penis" in order to see it.

Green Baron on Thursday, June 16, 2005 at 12:31 PM

One for the desktop:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...r1876538514.jpg

Jay on Thursday, June 16, 2005 at 1:16 PM

Further proof that royalty can get away with stuff us regular folk can't.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/new...FE-PRINCESS.xml

Marc on Thursday, June 16, 2005 at 2:21 PM

if anyone wants to....

I won a party at Wet Willys (similar to the Bar of Louisville paries, many people win just to get people in the door.)

but here the info:

Tomorrow 7pm-9pm
free pizza
and
3 free drinks (domestic or well)...for anyone who comes

it'll be a little earlier than most times going out. but still free pizz and booze. just tell them your with me.

Marc on Thursday, June 16, 2005 at 3:22 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/a9zal

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) The weird news you missed

(2) scary video of the inside of a school bus when it tipped over

(3) damn local stations pre-empt programs to show another police chase, and then get all prudish when I man is shot on camera

(4) Check out this crazy Price Is Right winner

(5) The World's Largest FunYun. Accompanied by the Worl'd Worst Breath

(6) 70-yr old woman survives 90-foot fall

(7) Blind students learn to drive. (sounds like a bad idea to me)

(8) The mystery that is The Piano Man....not Billy Joel

(9) Pizza delivery guy shot on duty. finishes four more delivies beofre going to hospital

(10) Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Michael Jackson trial (screw you for stealing my thunder philco)

Enjoy.

Brent on Friday, June 17, 2005 at 1:00 PM

Who's going to Willy's tonight?

Brock on Friday, June 17, 2005 at 1:48 PM

I'd like to welcome the Wrecking Crew to Cincy, and with that, he begins his ringer status on the Molecular Genetics softball team. Those nerds won't know what hit 'em.

Brock on Friday, June 17, 2005 at 2:01 PM

Rob Zombie is coming to Bogarts on August 1.
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1...mp;brand=belkin

Bigworm on Friday, June 17, 2005 at 2:44 PM

Brent I may be there. Depends what time I leave work.

Marc on Friday, June 17, 2005 at 6:02 PM

i'm heading up there about 8pm (unless someone wants me to get there earlier) wes and abby will be be there as well.

Marc on Saturday, June 18, 2005 at 5:00 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/bwogh

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Unnecessary censorship. Bleeping out clean words can make them sound dirty.

(2) Robert Blake vs. Larry King

(3) A chair-throwing brawl busts out in a courtroom

(4) The high school's only African American student is listed as "Black Girl" in the school's yearbook.

(5) Man converts hir car to run on cooking grease instead of gas. Will McDonalds be the new Exxon?

(6) Hear this awkard story the news anchors are telling about sleep driving. It doesn't sound so "funny" to me.

(7) A fireman is fired for marrying the woman he loves. Really. That is so gay. Side Note: finding the woman you love and choosing to marry her and spent the rest of your life together...is also gay.

(8) Kitten gets its head stuck in a pipe. It's fine now but check out the video.

(9) Viagra for Kids. No....REALLY. Apparently the little-blue-pill-that-could has a few other positive effects for childrens medicine....the chubbys are just for amusement.

(10) Hear this kid's story about filling in as a sportscaster on his college television station is which he does horribly bad. Then it makes it to the internet including eBaum's World( http://www.ebaumsworld.com )
Now, he has started a new trend and national catch phrase. Check it out.

Enjoy.

Brent on Sunday, June 19, 2005 at 1:17 AM

Pretty good Lucas bashing

http://www.chefelf.com/starwars/ep2_1-10.php

Marc on Monday, June 20, 2005 at 10:32 AM

Apparently Tom Cruise has a thing about young Hollywood women.... and converting them to scientology. http://www.radaronline.com/fresh-in...06/17/index.php
Interesting (short) read.

Green Baron on Monday, June 20, 2005 at 11:04 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...chief_bin_laden

I love this. although Porter Goss was not the chief of the CIA at the time, the entire excuse for invading Afghanistan was that Bin Laden was within their borders. Now another country is in the same position, and we do nothing? Either Porter is blowing smoke up our ass or we're chickenshit of Pakistan.

Phil on Monday, June 20, 2005 at 10:27 PM

so i'm flipping around on TV, and I stumble upon "Cyber Seduction" on Lifetime. The little digital pitch on Insight calls it a "Cliched, albeit well intentioned, drama start Jeremy Sumpter as Justin Peterson, a successful high-school sophmore who suffers after develops a serious addiction to internet pornography.

How can I pass this show up?

Bigworm on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 at 11:50 AM

Are you sure that Xota is not involved in this show somewhere?

Marc on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 at 12:34 PM

http://www.celebritygirlfight.com

Phil on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 at 11:35 PM

big jay: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Milonakis

Phil on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 at 11:35 PM

oh, and as for the song from the dockers: it is the thes, but it's a remake by the thes of their own song from like 1982. So there you go.

Jay on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 10:04 AM

I stand corrected.

Brock on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 10:25 AM

Wow, that was far too inside.

Phil on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 1:32 PM

hmmm, some explanation. the "kid" from the super bowl is gay video is really a 29 year old dude. that's about the extent of our conversation.

stew on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 1:53 PM

Marc, I recently saw a short video clip of a track athlete at a track meet (wearing a Canadian flag) who is sprinting on the track and absolutely flattens some dumb blonde broad walking across the track. I found it extremely entertaining. If you could find it somehow and post a link you would be my hero (again)

Marc on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 3:32 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/c74ef

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Tom Cruise gets attacked by a water-shooting microphone... and he ain't happy.

(2) Congratulations! You just won a dream house in a contest. Now pay us the $632,000 in taxes on it.

(3) Teen joyride... in a plane. Crash ensues. (plane hurt, not kid)

(4) Just another police chase that comes to a "rolling stop."

(5) Goodyear blimp crashes to the ground.

(6) Jewerly robber caught by store owner and nephew on tape.

(7) Potato protest. (stupid sorry not worth watching at all except for news man's comment at the end.

(8) Bong-stabbing. (insert your own joke here)

(9) The crazy nuts of professional poker

(10) Ballgirl hit in face by baseball

(11) PETA protesters

(12) Sick guy raped a dog which lead to its death. Hey silly dog-fucker... dicks are for chicks. (don't worry no video of gross animal abuse)

Enjoy.

(4)

Phil on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 3:35 PM

i watching that red sox game when that girl got smacked in the face. I think it was last monday when it happened. She got carted off the field and everything. Funny thing was that I think Griffey was at bat.

The guy's so injury-prone other people are getting hurt when he bats.

ugh, that joke...it was terrible.

Phil on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 5:50 PM

free katie!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160192,00.html

Phil on Wednesday, June 22, 2005 at 6:05 PM

here's the video stew was talking about, in like animated gif format: http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfilez/running.gif

looks like a triple jumper to me. for those who don't know, you generally down to count your steps when you start, so that's why he didn't see her.

stew on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 2:02 AM

Thanks for that Phil-I could watch that all day! I wonder if that girl can walk yet. Perhaps Petrino should recruit that guy to play DB for the Cards.

stew on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 2:38 AM

Guy tries to photocopy his ass, but he's a little too heavy, hilarity ensues:
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/copybusted.html

Marc on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 11:04 AM

AFI's 100 Years...100 Movie Quotes
http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100year...uotes.aspx#list

Brock on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 12:34 PM

Falling bare-ass into a copy machine has to feel great! If the glass shards from the top don't do it, the glass exposing light in the poop-chute will.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 1:23 PM

this is great.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=874653

Marc on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 3:30 PM

check out the review of this video game, i think it's pretty funny... and not P.C.
http://www.videogamessuck.com/article98.html

Phil on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 3:41 PM

for burket:
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050622/...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Bigworm on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 3:56 PM

Moriss is a complete retard, King Rex has spoken.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...434/1002/SPORTS

Green Baron on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 4:22 PM

I thought about that dog-fucker in prison, and could only come up with this conversation:
"How's the chow in this place?"
"Take your pants off"
"I don't even know your name"
"Bend over"
"Ben, nice to meet you, what are you in for"
"Raping a dead horse"
"Well, there's no crime in that."

stew on Thursday, June 23, 2005 at 11:30 PM

Not that anybody cares, but here is an interesting idea regarding the NHL.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/colum...&id=2092088

Green Baron on Friday, June 24, 2005 at 10:25 AM

So one of my labmates, Brock I think, is blasting Britney Spears in the lab. My god, a Jewish Concentration Camp is looking more and more desireable by the second.
I got a task for you Britney: make a song without the word "baby" in it.
Oh yah, and make one that doesn't suck.
Why do plane crashes only get the good ones?

Phil on Friday, June 24, 2005 at 11:10 AM

still bummed out about Aaliyah, baron?

Green Baron on Friday, June 24, 2005 at 12:47 PM

Romeo must die kicked ass, could you picture Britney in it?

Bigworm on Friday, June 24, 2005 at 2:39 PM

Not to mention Aaliyah was much hotter than Britney could ever dream to be.

Phil on Friday, June 24, 2005 at 3:56 PM

magazine for big jay: http://www.legofan.org/brickjournal/

looks pretty cool to me. but i'm a giant nerd.

Marc on Friday, June 24, 2005 at 4:11 PM

I know that picture in of the ship form 2001: A Space Odessey But it still looks like a giant sperm. Stanley Kubrik had other fallic symbols in his other movies though (riding the bomb in Dr. Strangelove, "this is my rifle, this is my gun" in Full Metal Jacket, many thing in A Clockwork Orange. just my random film thoughts of the day.

Phil on Friday, June 24, 2005 at 5:44 PM

anyone else watching St. Louis blowing up?

Jay on Sunday, June 26, 2005 at 12:37 PM

These wankers need to sod off

http://entertainment.excite.com/cel..._26_2005_7.html

stew on Monday, June 27, 2005 at 1:18 AM

Ha ha! Match made in hell! Gallagher brothers and Olsen twins! I could say so many more things about that, but I'll refrain-largely because I'm not sure about libel laws on the internet ;-)

stew on Monday, June 27, 2005 at 1:43 AM

Jay, this link is for you-I know you hate her as a musician, but as a lover of boobies, well... (NSFW!!! or maybe anywhere for that matter)
http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules....=0&thold=-1

Jay on Monday, June 27, 2005 at 1:13 PM

The internal conflict over that picture almost gave me a stroke. Heh heh, stroke. I used a double entendre.

Marc on Monday, June 27, 2005 at 1:59 PM

Check out this video
TOM CRUISE KILLS OPRAH
http://video.craveonline.com/video/...d=26&pid=52

Marc on Monday, June 27, 2005 at 4:17 PM

if anyone wants to....

I won ANOTHER party at Wet Willys (similar to the Bar of Louisville paries, many people win just to get people in the door.) (Actually, I only won the last one. but the lady felt sorry for me that I cam late and got drunk alone that she's giving me another one. Pity rocks. now just need a pity handjob)

but here the info:

Friday 7pm-9pm
free pizza
and
3 free drinks (domestic or well)...for anyone who comes
(also comes with free passes for Wet Willys to use that night or another. I still have two from last week.)

it'll be a little earlier than most times going out. but still free pizza and booze. just tell them your with me.

oh, and thanks for Brnet for coming out last time and pimpin on some girls with me later that evening. His Kung Fu is strong.

I'll actually call some people this time and not rely on the God-damned interent at the last minute just because I'm lazy.

P.S. Speaking of lazy, I pretty much copied and pasted this post from the last one.

Green Baron on Monday, June 27, 2005 at 5:14 PM

Whatever you do, don't go see "Enron: the smartest guys in the room"

It will either:
1. Reinforce your socialist tendencies to become more like me.
2. Force you to deny 2 hours of your life ever existed.

Just a warning.

Green Baron on Monday, June 27, 2005 at 5:35 PM

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_lin...m?link_id=11194

This dude is certainly from Kentucky....
Best Buy was recording using one of their display models to capture guys like this.

Phil on Monday, June 27, 2005 at 6:58 PM

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,1011...2-13762,00.html

sweet zombie jesus!

Phil on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 4:57 PM

funny video making the rounds: http://www.wimp.com/sport/

Brent on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 6:55 PM

Hey how was trivia...I was going to go but decided to masturbate instead :/

Marc on Tuesday, June 28, 2005 at 6:58 PM

we placed third in trivia. a hail mary 15-point last question got us there too. Team name was: Impeach Pedro

Brent on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 7:58 AM

Awesome, I love the hail mary.

Pretty good article by Pat Forde concerning the draft wannabes

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft...&id=2096777

Green Baron on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 10:21 AM

For some reason I get this feeling that those 3 guys are much better at seeking than hiding.

Jay on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 10:40 AM

Hey Marc (and Phil), I saw part of an interview with Gustav about the events this past weekend. It was on Wave 3 at 7:56 or so this morning, if marc wants to post it.

Phil on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 2:19 PM

no shit?!?

holy crap! get the VIIIIIIIIIDEO!

Phil on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 4:12 PM

gustav in the news: http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=3535728

Marc on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 4:45 PM

video coming, although looks like they didn't let him talk (just quick visual). waiting for 5'oclock news to see if he gets an interview that airs

Phil on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 4:51 PM

no gustav talking? fuck you wave3!

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 5:46 PM

Talking about a shitty situation.

http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/...061/detail.html

Yeah I heard about Gustav, what really sucks is he is suppose to leave sometime this week back to South Africa. You guys should have seen him Friday night, Jesus was that boy tanked. At one point he was dancing around a pull table at Joe's Older Than Dirt Bar. He did have a comment about his mugging though.

"I didn't get mugged in South Africa or New York City when I went there! Louisville, Louisville of all places!"

Bigworm on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 5:47 PM

To clarify, He works at E&Y with Abby, and he told that comment on Monday to some people, which is after the incident.

Phil on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 6:07 PM

i believe gustav is over the atlantic as we speak, or may have already gotten there. I forget what time he was leaving Atlanta. i met him out at Molly's on Sunday for his little Molly's going away party, and the kid was just sipping on Miller Lite. It was a rough weekend.

Brock on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 6:37 PM

I've been trying to salvage my old hard drive, and I came across some funny files. Check it out:
http://brocksploitation.blogspot.com/

I still have yet to find "The Shot Heard 'Round the World," but if I do, I'll post it.

Marc on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 7:35 PM

Gustav on TV.
http://tinyurl.com/c8nre
(There was no follow up at 5'oclock. i'll check the 6 o'clock news tomorrow)

Phil on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 8:12 PM

good looking out, marc

stew on Wednesday, June 29, 2005 at 10:54 PM

Ha! This is really funny, mainly because of the essential truth of it.
http://www.big-boys.com/joke.asp?ID=1269

adrian on Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 11:50 AM

so i finally watched episode 3 and the darth vador screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the end is classic

Joanna on Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 1:33 PM

I was supposed to send this out Tuesday, but I forgot.
4th (?) Annual BLOW UP ST MATTHEWS party at the Burket place on Gloucester. Sunday- Cooking out and other general fun. Monday- Parade at 2:00, fireworks after dark, cookout all day. Bring whatever meats you want grilled. Joe will be there Sunday and Monday so stop by whenever. Jimi Hendrix will again kick off the fireworks. Lets try to at least make this the second best New Year's ever!

Brock on Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 2:17 PM

Who's in on this?

Joanna on Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 2:21 PM

Anyone. I'm not coming back from Cincy until Monday, but Joe will be there Sunday and Monday. Cornhole will be available for a tourney all day too.

Joanna on Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 2:46 PM

Correction, this is the 5th Annual Blow Up St Matthews (Accoring to Joe- who cannot access this site from work)

Brock on Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 2:48 PM

I'm considering coming down early Friday and crashing Marc's Wet Williness. In addition, my dad wants to build a cornhole set, so I may put together another one.

Brock on Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 2:57 PM

Funny how Joanna only has couple of weeks left at work and her posting has dramatically increased... being productive, Natty Sci Style.

Since this is the 5th Annual Blow Up St. Matthews, should it be dubbed: Blow the Crap Outta St. Matthews to emphasize the monumental event? Would it be possible to strap lots of firecrackers to Jay and have him run around like the Human Torch (we'll have the baby pool available for extinguishment)? Since I'm on a roll, how about the addition of a Potato Cannon (http://auto.howstuffworks.com/engine2.htm) to the sling-shot arsenal in the war against the neighbors down the street. Hell, we've got enough science brain-power, we should be able to construct a trebuchet (http://science.howstuffworks.com/question127.htm).

Marc on Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 7:04 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/am7dw

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Lady gets pulled over by police and zapped with a taser gun. Oh the screams, the screams. Why are the lambs screaming?

(2) Everything you wanted to know about your favorite dictator in captivity. Saddam Hussein and his love of Doritos. I smell commercial. "Doritos: Snackfood of War Criminals"

(3) This has got to be one of the greatest "stupid criminal" stories ever.

(4) Snapple Snafu: Snapple creates largest icepop to be put in Guiness Book. However, They do this in the heat of June, it melts doesn't count, and causes catastrophy and injuries. Way to go Snapple, stick to lame commercials to get your name out.

(5) DJ Darth Vader. (It's making it's rounds on the net.)

(6) Fire Extinguisher Bandit - that had to hurt.

(7) Two helicopter crashes

(8) JIF creamy peanut butter...NOW with more MOUSE?!
First finger in chili, now mouse in peanut butter.

(9) Marijuana-flavored candy has some people upset. But then they tasted it and forget about their complaints.

(10) Tom Cruise vs. Matt Lauer. (The interview actually was in 3 chunks, this being the middle one and most interesting to watch.) Poor Tom Cruise, he really has felt into the deep end of the Scientology pool.

Enjoy.

Phil on Thursday, June 30, 2005 at 11:14 PM

brock, i added your weblog on the little sidebar. I"m good looking out.

Brock on Friday, July 01, 2005 at 10:07 AM

Thanks Philco, were you drunk when you posted that?

Marc on Friday, July 01, 2005 at 1:51 PM

Call me gay if you want to but I wanna see this movie.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/warne...hepenguins.html

I love penguins. But I agree with Burkett... they are too cute to fuck.

Phil on Friday, July 01, 2005 at 4:58 PM

Andrew Bynum (the #10 NBA draft pick) has a myspace account:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...=20050701082028

really the only thing funny is the random question section:
who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray:...ima guy....
what was the last thing you said: the last questions is homo

Phil on Friday, July 01, 2005 at 4:59 PM

oh and: have you ever went barefoot in the snow?: NO...im black

Bigworm on Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 9:32 AM

The trebuchet is genuis. Brings back memories from playing the game Age of Empires II

Green Baron on Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 11:26 AM

Ok, if this doesn't prove the sick-fuckedness of this administration, what else do you need:
http://www.mediainfo.com/eandp/news...t_id=1000972839
In case your only source for news has been Fox News and you are out of touch with the world, here's the scoop.
Joseph Wilson, former US ambassador, released a book detailing how Bush lied in the State of the Union about Iraq seeking enriched Uranium from Africa. You see, that was Wilson's report, which Wilson had reported the opposite(this was before the war, and everyone ignored him because the US was so gung-ho). Everyone, except for Karl Rove it seems. As backlash, Karl Rove (as detailed in the documents that were forced to be released in this article by the Grand Jury investigating the case) leaked the name of Wilson's wife, Valerie Plame, as a covert CIA agent; endangering her and her family's life and ruining her career. The reporters have been forced to fess up this week (as the Supreme Court refused to hear their case), and here is their release that it was indeed Karl Rove.
Brilliant....and this is who you voted for? For "morale" reasons? So "morale" that for detailing the president's lies about Iraq, your wife is up for assassination. This is ridiculous, how can anyone ignore this shit? They are dirty, greedy fucks, and you should open your eyes to it. Not everything is a conspiracy theory.

Brock on Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 1:17 PM

Since I know no one else read the previous comment.

The article you cited says, "McLaughlin Group political talk show, Lawrence O'Donnell, senior MSNBC political analyst, claimed to know that name--and it is, according to him, top White House mastermind Karl Rove." -- Of course, someone from the McLaughlin Group is the end-all be-all of White House itelligence.

"Time magazine's e-mails will reveal that Karl Rove was Matt Cooper's source" -- Emails, are these the "documents" that you cited? Because, as any simpleton whose played on a computer can tell you, emails can be forged, changed, or anything else with ease.

I just felt the need to play devil's advocate here, since that manifesto was "hand guesture of mushroom cloud."

Green Baron on Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 3:01 PM

Let me smash your theory Brock,
First off, Lawrence O'Donnell was a guest, not someone from the McLaughlin Group. He is someone in the know.
Second, it was quite obvious this came from Bush's inner circle to begin with, but Republicans so willing to avert their eyes were uncapable of drawing that conclusion. They just thought it was shear coincidence that the only covert CIA agent's name to be released in recent memory was that of a wife of a whistle-blower against an administration built on Iraqi invasion. However, you'd be a communist to draw that conclusion without a name.
Third, Cooper is under Grand Jury investigation, his testimony in addition to the documents will be proof of Karl Rove's guilt.
Finally, this is a case that has been going on since the summer of 2002; well before the election. What motive is to be gained here? That name was leaked 3 years ago and this is still a story that has yet to grace the cover of any major magazine or nightly news. E-mails might be forged, but if Time wanted to indict Karl Rove in this, they could have done away with delaying release of that information until now, couldn't they? Why wait until after the election? If you have proof of foul play within the top administration, one that you hate, why not release it when it counts? Why wait for the Supreme court to reject your case and draw it out as long as possible?
Me, and the liberal horde, have been awaiting the release of the name for 3 years, just to show Bush supporters the war-mongering fucks they support. So nasty to stab their own patriots in the back for not going along with their designed "war on terror." Keep denying it. Even without the name, it should still be obvious; just like everything else this administration stands for.

Phil on Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 6:48 PM

jesus titty fucking christ. get a live journal you, asshats.

if people who will discuss comic books, star wars movies, flag football, fart jokes or smoking monkeys (he's smoking!) for months straight don't care to respond, take a hint.

those of us who do care about this probably already know, and those who don't sure as hell shouldn't be learning about it on god damn nattysci.com

but that chimp, he was SMOKING!

Brent on Saturday, July 02, 2005 at 7:46 PM

Whoa the ground just shook...easy on the gavil there Phil, I think you might hurt someone =)

Marc, how was Wet Willys' party or was it "just (you) and (your) pal Johnny Walker, and his brothers Black and Red?"

Phil on Sunday, July 03, 2005 at 4:40 AM

I LOVE THE COCK!

Phil on Sunday, July 03, 2005 at 4:41 AM

This one time... at Krazy Kamp... I stuck a tree in my pussy

Dave on Sunday, July 03, 2005 at 11:29 AM

May the last two posts be a lesson to all, not to get on-line drunk at four in the morning. Phil, you sick fuck!

Brent on Sunday, July 03, 2005 at 3:15 PM

He was drunk? (confused)

adrian on Sunday, July 03, 2005 at 6:16 PM

Is anything going on tonight?

Green Baron on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 11:08 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...ssia_comet_case

Wow, you really can sue for everything

Phil on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 12:46 PM

hey joe, what are the odds of this happening?

http://www.benmaller.com/archives/2...15_minutes.html

ps, i bet joe could reach this site from v033u39lvs.maximumasp.com...

Phil on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 12:54 PM

and more for just joe, because his ass can't read the site:
where are they now for RBI Baseball: http://dee-nee.com/rbi/wherearetheynow.shtml

Phil on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 12:57 PM

brook shields on tom cruise, in the new york times: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/01/o...01shields.html?

Marc on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 12:57 PM

Philco, here is there actual Gustav interviews on tv about the mugging. The 5pm, 6pm, and 11pm all had different soundbites so I put them all together.
http://tinyurl.com/au24u

Phil on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 1:12 PM

marcus! good looking out.

btw, i'm obviously a hypocrit, so I have no personal problems bringing up politics. Bush's nickname for Karl Rove is "Turd Blossom": http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselectio...1165126,00.html

That's a funny name, Turd Blossom.

Marc on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 3:08 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/a9mr8

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Stuff on my Cat: I don't know what is the most weird [1] this website exists [2] other people started contributing to it [3] "News stations" are reporting about it.

(2) For a nominal fee, you can get some personal affection from "a living saint"

(3) Inside Scientology. Okay, it might be a cult, but at least...

(4) Man robs donut shop, undercover cop in line behind him. You gotta love cliches.

(5) Sharpova Grunt-o-meter. (I'm planning on taking her up to 140 decibels myself.)

(6) Chimpazee sells his art for $26,000. (Warhols & Renoirs go unsold)

(7) When going for the foul-ball hold onto your shorts. (although this might be mute becuase his pants might have been done before he reached for it. another guy in the shot appears to be in the same predicament).

(8) Yearbook prank that got investigated by the Secret Service

(9) Snake attacks the face

(10) Caddy Shack-up: Who said all women golfers are lesbians? Some are two-timing, evil, semen-stealing babymakers.

(11) Watch these crazy people chase a wheel of cheese down a large steep hill.

(12) Squirrel finds lollipop: not so much funny, as adorable.

Enjoy.

Green Baron on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 3:46 PM

Are you kidding? That squirrel clip was hilarious. But only when the female anchorwoman says, "He's pretty good with that, he must have some experience"

ha ha ha

Also, Sharapova can hit 120...I know from experience dude.

Phil on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 5:15 PM

the guy with his pants down was on baseball tonight and the were all making fun of it. Peter Gammon said something like "I don't think that's going to be a web gem, but he did have excellent control over his beer on that grab. "

Phil on Tuesday, July 05, 2005 at 11:23 PM

i think these are funny: http://www.stopstickers.com/

stew on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 12:17 AM

Japanese people have some fucked up ideas for tv shows (NSFW!!):
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/japanesegame.html

Marc on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 4:41 PM

Lil Kim is going to prison for 366 days
(1 year minimum for felonies, minimum for celebrities)
http://music.msn.com/music/article....spx?news=195989

Brent on Wednesday, July 06, 2005 at 6:38 PM

Stew brilliant is more like it

Marc on Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 10:54 AM

For Jay (and other Star Wars dorks)

QUESTION:
Three Sith Lords can be found in this movie.

ANSWER:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162661/

stew on Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 11:20 AM

Check out these dumbasses.
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/shotonfire.html
heh heh fire!

Jay on Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 3:30 PM

Okay, I had to scroll all of the way down to stunts to find ray park. But good job.

Brock on Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 3:44 PM

Oh come on! Its just fire, drink it. I also love how the guy whose pants ignite dances around like an idiot and screams like a monkey. He was definitely NOT smoking like a badass.

Marc on Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 4:12 PM

yeah, sorry jay, it was IMDB.com 's trivia of the day today. i had to look for it too and then just figured stunts as well. as for actual Star Wars ones with 3 known Sith lords it would be Episode III, correct? With Emperor Palpatine (Darth Sidious), Count Dooku (Darth Tyranus), and Anakin Skywalker (Darth Vader) Hope I didn't give anything away there.

Oh yeah, Yoda dies.

Brock on Thursday, July 07, 2005 at 4:50 PM

Wouldn't all of the first 3 episodes count too?

Episode I: Daul Maul, Darth Sidious, and Darth Vador!
Episode II: Darth Sidious, Darth Tyranus, and Darth Vador
Episode III: Darth Sidious, Darth Tyranus, and Darth Vador

Marc on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 1:53 AM

technically he wasn't a sith lord yet. Geez I though Jay would've gotten to answer this before me.

Marc on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 1:55 AM

but now that i understand what you're saying. they are all in the films and have or will have played sith lords (except episode I doesn't count because Jake Lloyd (young Anakin) really didn't play Darth Vader just young Anakin. I'll leave the Star Wars symantex to Big Jay though.

Bigworm on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 12:50 PM

"I don't know what that means but that is what I've heard". Big Jay strikes again.

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/...l/dl070105.html

Marc on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 2:15 PM

Best 10 Burgers in Louisville (according to MSN) SOME SURPRISES.
http://louisville.citysearch.com/be.../2005/hamburger

I think Beef O'Bradys really needs to be on the list. and The Cheesecake Factory as well...when it opens.

Jay on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 2:17 PM

1st off, Brock, you're a moron. It's VADER! With an E! 2nd, Marc, it's spelled semantics. 3rd, I hate to be the spell check nazi, but you all have forced my hand.

Phil on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 2:43 PM

Marc, the Beef O'Brady's burger that I had made me sick for like two days. The bun was something you get close out shopping at big lots, and then the burger was so greasy and undercooked that it soaked the bun with goo. Just plain terrible.

I've been told by MANY people that the Flanagan's burger is FANTASTIC.

Damn, why haven't I started my restaraunt review page?

Jay on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 3:08 PM

Philco, where is that incredible new feature you were talking about?

Brock on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 3:16 PM

I don't think the term "moron" applies to someone who spells Star Wars names incorrectly. But the term "Anal-Retentive Super-Dweeb" applies to the person who calls them out on it.

Jay Smith, ARSD

I think you have to get that degree from a Scientology school or a Star Trek convention.

Marc on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 4:38 PM

First off,
Philco: maybe it was just you or that time or particular Beef O'Bradys. but everytime I've had it, it's been spectacular. Whiteys?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! on the list of best Louisville burgers? Bullshit. no fast-food chains should apply. (nor the two over-the-border in Indiana)

Second off,
Jay: thanks for not answering the fucking question layed out for you and instead criticizing the misspellings Brock and myself. Getting on me for typos is like booing at the Special Olypics. There maybe monkey shitfights at the zoo more originized that my rants or grammar, but at least I try to deal out more than just "shit".

Now good day sir, I said GOOD DAY! (Fez)

Brent on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 4:49 PM

First off, you fucking maroons have never had the Famous Dave's Big Dave Burger. 1/3 lb burger slathered in Famous Dave's own Rich and Sassy BBQ, smothered with delicous monteray jack cheese finished with peppercorn encrusted bacon served in a toasted sesame seed bun.

BTW, Kaelins Sucks! Their fucking sign lured me in for the biggest disappointment of my life, next to losing my virginity.

Phil on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 5:29 PM

isn't Kaelin's the place that invented the cheeseburger?

Phil on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 5:30 PM

oh, and jay: i am working on the incredible new feature. i have to learn quite a bit of crap to get it to work, unfortunately. and i am not good at learnin'

Brent on Friday, July 08, 2005 at 11:55 PM

The Terminator meets Jesus

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1120763420

stew on Saturday, July 09, 2005 at 12:15 AM

Damn, Brent! Maybe you should be the executive marketing guy for Famous Dave's. I've never heard quite such a detailed description of a burger. Quite frankly, you have made me very hungry!
By the way, I FUCKING HATE MY FUCKING JOB...in case anyone wonders why I am posting on nattysci.com instead of being out on the town, it is because I just got off from my 17.5 hour shift, and I have to go back to that shithole at 6am for another one. Fuck!

Bigworm on Sunday, July 10, 2005 at 10:00 AM

First of all, best burger in the city is Genny's Diner. Couple that with 75 cents for budlight on Thursdays and you have the unstoppbale combination of 100% angus beef burger and cheap American beer.

Dave on Sunday, July 10, 2005 at 6:37 PM

While Genny's does have one of the top five best burgers, the place is a dump. All the seats in that place are covered with Frickle Pickle residue and ass. I guess the fact that it is the dirtiest shit hole in Louisville shouldn't affect its top five status. But damn, that place makes me lose my appetite.

joe on Monday, July 11, 2005 at 11:44 AM

the system has been beaten

Jay on Monday, July 11, 2005 at 1:26 PM

Welcome back, Joe.

stew on Monday, July 11, 2005 at 5:52 PM

Argh! I had to get glasses today! I knew my vision was not what it used to be, but i was half blind! I went to the DMV to get my license today and because I haven't had one for 2 years, I had to retake the test and the vision test. The guy told me to look into the machine and read the letters, and I couldn't even read one damn letter! Unbelievable, so I just squandered the better part of my day off and $350. Moral of the story-stop masturbating before you too go blind!

Phil on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 10:32 AM

just picked up NCAA 2006. I toyed with the idea of grabbing it last night at walmart at midnight, but I figured my ass would stay up past 6am playing it.

Stew, I should also have the rosters on my memory card if you want that. Let me know, and I'll hook your blind ass up.

Brock on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 11:24 AM

Phil, what's your review of NCAA 2006? Are the controls the same? Any improvement on graphics?

stew on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 11:32 AM

Ha ha ha! This is pretty funny. It starts off slow, and it looks pretty gay at first, plus its about 5 minutes long, but the end will make you laugh. It's one of those "my girlfriend left me, but i got the last laught things"
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/wh...ibeendoing.html

Phil on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 2:02 PM

haven't played yet. bought it on the way to work. I'll probably R-U-N-N-O-F-T from work today. Full review coming...

Phil on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 3:30 PM

http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/art...quels_in_works/

Road House II baby.

Brent on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 10:44 PM

Marc,
Can you pull up the 2001 tour de france stage 10, where Lance Armstrong gives Jan Ulrich the stare down known as "the look." Apparently, he was bluffing the whole stage acting tired and then near the end of the stage he turns and stares at Jan Ulrich(2000 champion) for 5 seconds and then takes off.

Phil on Tuesday, July 12, 2005 at 11:35 PM

so I just turned on NCAA football, and they've got some cameos from different players. Well some guy from South Carolina in the east west shrine game just yelled out "east siiiiiide. you know it, we got my boy lefors from Louisville BAAABY"

joe on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 7:51 AM

has anybody seen the picture from the tour de france of the guy running next to armstrong sporting a cutters shirt from the movie Breaking Away? It is on the front page of espn.com. Classic

Brent on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 8:04 AM

Phil, I need you start checking deals on some PC's, Im afraid mine has whooping cough and is starting to die a slow death, either that or dysentary.

Phil on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 10:28 AM

holy crap, I found the photo. This is just funny: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/apph...mp;sportId=1300

i found an article on it too: http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/n...004-325048.html

Marc on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 11:24 AM

Brent or anybody. what channel is the race on? or do you know when this was supposed to happen? been trying to find it. but more info would help.

Phil on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 12:03 PM

"the look" happened back in 2001. I looked it up, and it would have been on July 17th. The Look is pretty famous, so if for whatever reason you have sportsCenter from July 17th or 18th in 2001, it should be on there.

Jay on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 12:55 PM

You don't sort of suck a dick.

http://uk.gay.com/headlines/8773

Jay on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 1:08 PM

More like Michael Gay

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050712...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Marc on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 2:04 PM

Phil, thanks for the heads up on the ifo. Brent, no I can't get that video to ya.

Marc on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 2:09 PM

Please enjoy this Family Guy clip instead.
http://tinyurl.com/7gq74

Phil on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 2:48 PM

isn't uk.gay.com just a bit redundant. uh, that isn't a british website...it's just gay.

Dave on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 8:14 PM

Picked up NCAA06 yesterday. The game is a little more fluid on offense. The controls are pretty much the same, with the main difference being the juke move has been moved to the right analog stick instead of the L1 and R1 button. It seems like the players fumble a little more easily, if your not protecting the ball while running. The main difference on defense is that they have changed the button to switch to the player closest the ball from X to Circle and that takes some getting used to. The game is good as always, with the addition of a 8th ranked Cardinal team, and with Impact Players, Brohm, and Bush.

Brock on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 11:06 PM

Thanks for picking up that fumble and providing the review, Dave. I think Madden has had the switching player on defense as O for a few seasons. Phil, did you invest in the memory card with the rosters?

Bigworm on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 9:12 AM

"The Stare" has to be one of the greatest taunts in the history of organized professional sports, ever!

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