Coach Gennero's last words were "win or I'll die"

Ok, time for a new post and I figure I might as well write up my review for NCAA Football 2006. Now, this is only after one day of play, but I've played every NCAA game since Bill Walsh College Football so I know what to expect out of these bastards.

Graphics

I'm going to be honest, the graphics don't impress me compared to previous versions. There is only so much one can do to make it looks better on the X-Box over the previous years. The gameplay still suffers from some serious aliasing which makes the stadiums and field look like crap. The players are generally moving fast enough that you don't notice, but on those static items, it really gets on my nerves. The actual player models look about the same. The players still look like they have enormous heads during the coin flip, and their eyes still look like Paris Hilton in that night vision porno of hers. They have some type of studio show with Brad Nessler, Kirk Herbstreit, and Lee Corso doing their thing that looks like it came straight from the original playstation. It just looks BAD. They all look like they have some weird type of tourettes that causes them to turn into really blocky "things" in addition to shaking uncontrollably. I couldn't watch it more than once. That being said, it is still one of the best looking football games out there. If you have NCAA 2005 a 7/10 in graphics, I'd give NCAA 2006 7.5/10. Some improvements here and there, but for the most part, it looks the same.

Gameplay

It warrants mentioning I only played NCAA 2005 for two weeks before I put it down and never returned. NCAA 2004 I played for about 11 months before I got bored with it The reason? Gameplay. The X-Box version of the game was incredibly buggy. You couldn't run curl routes or crossing patterns with any confidence because you were looking at about an 80% chance of the pass just bouncing off your receivers hands like were involved with type of woodchipper accident the previous series. Even playing as the All American teams vs Harvard on the easiest level you'd have trouble completing more than 50% of your passes unless you just went deep over and over again, and the only people that are allowed to do that and retain their dignity are little girls. Not to mention recruiting was broken, with over 25% of the 4 star and 5 star athletes not signing with anyone, with no explanation. And then there was the sloooooooow dooooooown. If you left it on the NCAA Camera (default), you'd run into some insane slow down when running up the middle. It was like bullet time in the Matrix, but on accident. A real pain in the ass that prevented me from playing the game after more than a few weeks.

That being said, the gameplay problems seem to have been fixed. I'm not longer afraid to throw crossing routes. Heck, even screens sometimes work. I haven't made it all the way through a season, but I'm told recruiting is fixed too. I haven't spotted any slow down, besides one time while showing a cheerleader during a cut screen. I think the game just freaked out when they saw the freakiness that is the cheerleader models

As to new features, there are a few. One of the things they have been pushing is the impact player, which is kinda cool I guess. They highlight in white, and they are more likely to break a play open. Meh. What is nice is that players (not just impact players) are less likely to just fall over when they get hit. When two players hit in the open field, you can hitting A and hope to push through the tackle. If you have a player like Michael Bush, you can really knock the crap out of some people. Dave mentioned the fumbles, which I think is a nice touch. If you have the ball in the wrong hand (i.e. on the right side of the field with the ball in your left hand), and you try to cut in like a moron, you are going to fumble if you get hit. Make sure you hit that R trigger to get the ball in the right hand before you get hit. The change of juking to the right analog stick took a second to get used to, but it's a nice change.

One feature that I love is that they've changed scrambling with QBs. In the previous games, you'd hit Y to bring down the receiver icons and then you can run, and then you'd press Y again to see the icons, and pray you can figure out who to through to before you get drilled. Now, if you hold down A you'll scramble. You can even throw out of a run, but your accuracy is obviously going down. With a QB like Brohm it's no big deal because he's a pocket passer, but someone like Vince Young you are almost unstoppable at that point. In fact, many people won't play Texas online because so many people will just go hail mary and either scramble or throw deep over and over and over. But used by gentleman, it does add some fun to playing QB.

Special Teams seem to be slightly improved too. I think I was lucky to average 3yrds per return in 2004 and 2005. I've already taken on to the house against UK after a shanked punt that the blockers out ran, and I've had a nice 60 yard kick off return against Cincinatti before I got ran down from behind. Still no way in hell will you ever block a kick though, and lord knows I can't figure out how to do an onside-kick

The defense is still a bunch of cheating bastards. Against Cinci, their "impact player" is one of their DE - Adam Roberts I believe. Magically, the dude was always on the side that I was running to. And they also magically shifted over to that side too. You can audible the run to the opposite side, which makes me laugh, but it still pisses me off to see that. I've called for a play action pass from a jumbo set on 3rd and one and come out to see the defense in a freakin' Dime package. The moral of the story: always choose a running play as an audible in addition to your playaction pass in case the CPU cheats you like this and then fuck them right up the middle of the gut.

Other Enhancements

There is other stuff in there, that I really just don't care about or really doesn't make the game that much better. There is "the race for the heisman" mode, which is a bit goofy. You create a player, run through some drills, and get recruited. And then you have a dorm room and girlfriend that get better as your heisman trophy hype grows. Seriously. Speaking of drills, they have a slimmed down version of the drills in Madden. There is a passing drill with no pass rush. There is the same rushing drill from madden (one blocker vs two LBs and a safety). Plus they have an option drill, and something called oklahoma which is basically just slam against people. It's worth playing with Louisville if you are used to just trying to out run people to the corner on running plays.

Something that might be cool is that now you can enter rosters for Division I-AA and the all-time teams, but I don't know if anyone is making any progress on actually entering them. I don't think there is a Louisville all-time team, but I obviously haven't unlocked all the teams. You can also use the random name feature to fill in names if you want, which I think is nice for the Division I-AA teams.

Wishlist

This game still has some massive room for improvements. My biggest pet peeve is the sideline. It is barren. It looks like the sideline from Necessary Roughness with 7 players and two coaches standing around in addition to the 11 guys on the field. No camera men, no equipment guys, no security, no field goal kicker warming up, no graduate assistants whose sole job is to hold the wire to the coaches headset. It just looks stupid. Hopefully with the next generation consoles they won't using all the extra polygons making the players dimples look better, and use some on the ambience. And not to mention the mascots still look as dumb on the sidelines as they did in 2004 and 2005, complete with them being a good five feet from the goal post when they "bang their head against it." I haven't played a team that fires a cannon, so I can't tell you if the cannon dissapears sometimes and it looks like smoke blew out of the ass of a cheerleader.

The Create a School is exactly the same as NCAA 2004. Same logos, same crappy stadiums with the same crappy back drops. And you still can't create a small 4,000 seat field. The Bellarmine Nights playing at Joe Creason Stadium just look dumb in a 20,000 seat stadium. I'm not asking for much. A little more logos to choose from, some better options on how to color the damn things would also be a nice touch.

There also is no Division I-AA playoff. I know, cheap, but whatever. Especially if you are creating Bellarmine. It would be nice not to have to replace Houston in the C-USA or something when you create them. And once you create a playoff mode, there is no reason why a playoff for the I-A teams wouldn't be possible unless the NCAA wouldn't let them put that feature in.

And realistic weather. Sure if it is snowing people slide more, and if it is raining people drop more passes. I want to see real snow...accumulating. If you played those stupid "College Classics," they had the Notre Dame - Penn State "Snow Bowl." Well, in the game it looked like they were playing on about 1cm of snow. Just stupid looking. Puddles, changing weather, day games turning into dusk, dusk into evening. Puddles forming ala the Florida State game. All that good stuff. Players on the sideline getting cold. Is that too much to ask from the X-Box 2?

Will that Conclude your order?

So there you go. Worth $50? You bet your sweet bippy it was. Can't wait to see the improvements on the X-Box 2? Fuck ya. And they better not just add some gay ass "you be the ref" mode or something.

And for those who made it this far, a little something-something, you know, for the effort: If you look under the EA Sports Extras you can find a demo of March Madness 2005 that lets you play as UK, North Carolina, UConn or Kansas. So there you go

Posted by Phil on July 13th, around midnight | 402 comments

Comments

Phil on Wednesday, July 13, 2005 at 11:49 PM

sorry for the delay. it is hard to type on a laptop.

this only paves the way for PhilGoesOutToEat.com and my future as "stupid guy reviewing stuff with no credientals" career. My future is so bright, I've got skin cancer.

Phil on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 12:33 AM

oh, and brock, i download the rosters from Fairdale Kings: http://www.madden04.com/maddenplane...EcsbAqesg.shtml

I have an Action Reply that lets me transfer files onto a memory card from my computer. Well worth the $20 in my book.

stew on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 3:18 AM

Actually Phil, I thought your analysis was pretty spot on. They definately have to do something about the passing. Having played the NCAA franchise for several years now, this bothers me. I play at heisman level with a stable of stud receivers and a brilliant QB and yeah, the completions just aren't there if you play realistically. One thing, maybe I just haven't played it enough, but the in-game graphics look to me a little inferior to last years'. Maybe thats just me breaking in my new glasses though.

Phil on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 10:18 AM

Stew, are you saying you get whooped by the CPU at the heisman level, or are man handling them? I generally play at the All-American level, and decrease my run blocking ability, and increase the CPUs. That seems to help.

I need to fire up my old version, but the fields look washed out to me.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 11:59 AM

Now if they would only allow something similar to this TV to allow viewers to watch a tv program or play games depending on viewing angles.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2005071...ny_050714114737

Marc on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 1:04 PM

Philco, here is a trailer for the movie i was telling you about based on the telling of the joke "The Aristocrats" The is a link to the website about it at the bottom of the page.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/indep...ristocrats.html

For those of you who might wnat to no one version of the classic joke check this one told by the South Park gang.
http://www.spschat.com/RareMedia/vi...aristocrats.wmv

Phil on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 2:13 PM

thanks for the link marc. I hope they'll have it at baxter avenue.

Here's a funny video: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/faintinggoats.html

stew on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 2:28 PM

I am planning on going to see "Wedding Crashers" tonight. There is a showing at 12:05, I know that's kinda late for a weeknight, but I have been waiting for this movie for a while. I might go and see something else before it too. Anyways, if anyone else wants to do movie night, gimme a call. I'm off to play some more NCAA 06.

Phil on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 2:57 PM

brent, here's the deal I was telling you about: http://www1.us.dell.com/content/pro...;l=en&s=dhs

This is a good deal on some nice laptops.

Marc on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 3:02 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/a9as3

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) An ORGY of a compilation: Schools on fire, sharks on beaches, gorillas attacking, fireworks accidents, car crashing in wierd places, and big-damn catfish. Oh My!

(2) UMBRELLA ATTACK: Local reporter gets attacked when on a story. But not by the defendant of the case they were covering... oh no....by his lawyer.

(3) The penguin movie, "March of the Penguins," is actually beating War of the Worlds at the box office (on a per screen basis)

(4) UGLY DOG: See the 3-time winner of the Ugly Dog Contest

(5) Amazing golf shot, well an awesome save anyway.

(6) Planes collide into each other on video.

(7) Funny Scooter accident

(8) Tour de France collision. When the streets are wet on a turn, you go down. and so does everyone else.

(9) Skateboarder successful jumps the Great Wall of China....but lands hard.

(10) EARLY CELEBRATION: Let this be a lesson to you. NEVER start you're victory celebration too early in the race. SPECTACULAR.

Enjoy.

Marc on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 3:06 PM

African Athlete poses as woman for competitions. Hilarity and jailarity ensues.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ex.html?cnn=yes

Phil on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 5:32 PM

hmmm, i noticed the page was loading slow so I checked and I had for some reason disabled http compression. I have no idea why I did this, but if you run into anything weird, let me know because I turned it back on...

Phil on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 5:59 PM

in case you missed the gerald green dunk: http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/gr...en_dunk_320.mpg (via the sports guy's intern's links of the day)

Phil on Friday, July 15, 2005 at 12:18 PM

looks like this years big glitch in NCAA is that in dynasty mode, the QBs are unstoppable in simmed games. People are reporting having 60+ QBs completing 70% or more of their passes, having on average 10 or 15 people doing better than the NCAA record for QB Rating and not a single QB having more picks than touchdowns.

This is at least more subtle than the dropped ball bug from last year, but I can't imagine someone didn't notice this at EA.

Jay on Friday, July 15, 2005 at 12:53 PM

Oh My God!!! Look at this!!!
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xc...ome.php?cat=283

Jay on Friday, July 15, 2005 at 1:23 PM

I'm pretty sure only Marc will care about this, but this game sounds AWSOME!

http://ps2.ign.com/articles/633/633593p1.html

And what can I say, you get to play as Juggernaut.

Phil on Friday, July 15, 2005 at 3:06 PM

natty sci needed this guy to coach our football teams, although I fear nobody would have been able to play: http://www.postgazette.com/pg/05196/538635.stm

Marc on Friday, July 15, 2005 at 11:10 PM

the wedding crashers is an awesome movie

stew on Saturday, July 16, 2005 at 2:58 AM

Don't get in the way of a Canadian that needs to take a shit:
http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/new...DA-SPEEDING.XML

Marc on Saturday, July 16, 2005 at 11:31 AM

Natty Sci is third on google for "Coach Gennero" a good Necessary Roughness tribute.
http://www.google.com/search?client...G=Google+Search

Marc on Saturday, July 16, 2005 at 12:30 PM

Who's the next great film superhero?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Mov...o.ap/index.html

Jay on Sunday, July 17, 2005 at 1:16 PM

I can just hear it in the back ground of this picture.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast...rges/index.html

WAH-WAHHHHH

Marc on Sunday, July 17, 2005 at 4:05 PM

Okay, this monkey doesn't smoke cigarettes (like a bad ass)

......but he does do Karate

http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=355

stew on Sunday, July 17, 2005 at 10:38 PM

Phil, I don't know if you saw this or not but it's kinda cool,
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...443/1002/SPORTS

joe on Monday, July 18, 2005 at 12:12 PM

http://www.klas-tv.com/Global/story...mp;nav=168XX1DB

joe on Monday, July 18, 2005 at 12:13 PM

this guy is my hero

Jay on Monday, July 18, 2005 at 2:22 PM

Marc, I have some more songs. I will bring them to trivia tonight. I hope to see you guys there.

joe on Monday, July 18, 2005 at 2:24 PM

is trivia at 7? i might try to make it

Marc on Monday, July 18, 2005 at 3:33 PM

yup. trivia is at 7. phil gets there early. i get there when i can which is generally 7-ish or before

Marc on Monday, July 18, 2005 at 4:12 PM

For philco and other fans,
NEWS FUTURAMA STORIES COMING SOON.
http://dvd.ign.com/articles/634/634262p1.html

Phil on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 10:35 AM

Joe, we missed you last night. We totally could have used your help on a theatre question.

And btw, Liverpool plays at New Anfield (Stanley Park).

joe on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 11:18 AM

I was picked up for a softball game last night. For future reference, when running into a fence try to avoid the fence post. They hurt.

joe on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 12:04 PM

someone at work said he heard juan diego tejo dirty sanchez palacios shattered his ankle and is out 3-5 months. Has anyone else heard this rumor or can anybody verify this?

Jay on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 12:18 PM

Way to go, Phil. Now a 9 year old girl can do your job.

http://news.com.com/9-year-old+earn...ml?tag=nefd.top

Church on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 12:22 PM

Phil, what question did you have about Liverpool and Anfield?

Phil on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 3:30 PM

MCP's are chumps. I'm an MCSD. Bring it, little girl.

Matt: the question regarding ManU and Liverpool was simply who plays at Old Trafford. It was a round six question, and our first guess was obviously Manchester United. But because it was a round six question, we talked our selves out of it because frankly speaking everyone and their mother would guess Manchester United. So we took it down a notch to Liverpool.

Joe: What I've heard is a dislocated ankle and 6-8 weeks out. No surgery needed.

joe on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 4:02 PM

that sounds a lot better then what i heard

Phil on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 10:01 AM

article on louisville in the new york times: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/20/s.../20college.html

if you need a login, try http://www.bugmenot.com (check out the firefox extension...)

Green Baron on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 11:19 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050710/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Best picture you'll see today

Brock on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 11:41 AM

The Green Baron returns!

Phil on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:07 PM

new sports guy article: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/050720

joe on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 12:25 PM

i thought the sports guy was holding out on me. it had been a while. That man is a genius

Jay on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 4:41 PM

No wonder I'm in such bad shape.

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90.../15833_sex.html

stew on Wednesday, July 20, 2005 at 9:31 PM

Nice post Jay!! I like the part about sex boosting a woman's IQ..."Hey bitch, wanna get smart?"

Green Baron on Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 9:58 AM

Yah,
so I was in Thermopolis, Wyoming, and got a room at the Bates' Motel.
Anyway, the dude was like, "It's a suite, but I'll give you a discount and give it to you for $60"
I took it, opened the door, and it was 500 square feet of 1 room, with 4 double beds. It was pretty funny. I spent most of the night wondering which bed I should sleep in.

Anyway,
Was it Justin or you Brock that swore this wouldn't happen just 3 weeks ago? I think it was Justin:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto.../china_currency

I wonder how much that will hurt, considering we're already in the largest trade deficit in history to them.

adrian on Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 3:02 PM

http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of...w=VanessaMarcil

here you go marc. Just click on the thumbnails on the side to view the larger image.

Brent on Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 6:59 PM

Her ass is too round for me.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 21, 2005 at 11:47 PM

Remember adrian, tell that chick at your work to dye her hair black and start calling her Sam. It's all good!

Phil on Friday, July 22, 2005 at 1:39 PM

a bad news bears review by the sports guy: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...es/badnewsbears

Jay on Friday, July 22, 2005 at 2:00 PM

That article was pretty freakin' funny.

joe on Friday, July 22, 2005 at 3:48 PM

is it just me or is it a bad idea to make a third of a baseball movie? bad news bears, major league

Green Baron on Saturday, July 23, 2005 at 10:20 PM

From out of the "Where are they now" files:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?sl...&type=story

Anyone else have that rookie card besides me? Hey, it's only been 20 years, he can make a comeback!
Quite a long article too huh? Sure makes it worthy of our attention, WTF?

Phil on Sunday, July 24, 2005 at 11:51 PM

so i was playing with my dynasty with Louisville on NCAA 2006 today, and brohm went down for 6 weeks in the first quarter of the game. This is naturally the point where one resets the game, and hope it doesn't happen again. But I first tried something:

Put Michael Bush in at QB and run the option. This worked surprisingly well out due to the amount of option plays in the ace and shotgun formations. He ended up throwing for 200yards and running for another 200. Not a bad day. This was against Pitt. In the end, the game was still reset, but those who are troopers might want to give it a go.

Marc on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 1:36 AM

Family Guy Direct to DVD movie coming.
http://tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3618

Phil on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 9:56 AM

i'm told the family guy dvd is floating around on the web as we speak...

Marc on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:45 AM

yeah, i (might have)* a copy of it already.
*=yup, i do

Marc on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 10:57 AM

When Cooter talks, people listen.
The ole Cooter you know and love wants things to be cleaned up before you see it.
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/050713/dcw025.html

Green Baron on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 11:46 AM

I heard there was a video of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee floating around on the web!!

joe on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 12:02 PM

can you burn a copy of it for me?

Jay on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 1:02 PM

For all of you interested in learning guitar, here is a good article about practicing.

Marc on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 1:11 PM

yeah, joe, i'll make a few copies for whoever wants one.


Hey Jay, nice link........jackass.

Jay on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 1:22 PM

I don't know how that makes me a jackass. In fact, I need to follow those instructions, too.

Bigworm on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 1:34 PM

Adrian - you still have a chance.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8693287/

Marc on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 1:42 PM

jay, i meant where's your article. your post read as if you were including a link, but no link was present. and since you jump on me for typos or grammar on here all the time... it was my duty to call you out for your mistake, hence... the jackass comment.

Marc on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 2:40 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/e2v2h

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) How much would you pay for a machine to perfectly tie your neckties for you? Did you say $250,000? Good.

(2) Seen the Tom Hanks movie "The Terminal"? It's about a man who had to live in an airport over a year waiting to be able to leave. Seem implausible? Nope, it happened to this guy.

(3) Kimmel clips: Bobby Brown meeting the Dahlia Llama, Pimp My Ride special guest, and Surreal Life Meets the Apprentice.

(4) Ever wanna catch a fish with your barehands just like a bear? Well you could have here when catfish were scooting along the ground in an area where no real body of water is present.

(5) Special Olympics Maryland Games held recently. This is a video to honor them. Laugh and you're going to hell (YOU WERE FOREWARNED.)

(6) Kimmel clips: So You Think You Can Dance? & Lil John Roberts

(7) When Animals Attack. Imagine you've hooked a huge marlin when on the seas...now imagine that he's not going without a fight...including by jumping out of water and charging you with his needlenose.

(8) Tiger vs Royals brawl clips

(9) Unnecessary Censorship: making clean things dirty for the hell of it.

(10) The Toilet Man. I'm not ruining this one you HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE THIS.

Enjoy.

Phil on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 2:49 PM

i bet this is the link jay wanted to post: http://www.guitarnoise.com/article.php?id=516

Phil on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 2:57 PM

wow, Marc and Fox News...terminal is based on the story of Merhan Nasseri who lived in Charles de Gaulle for 16 years.

The video is worth watching just to see the collection of complete morons on there. talk about pizza hut and whoopers.

Phil on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 3:07 PM

i could watch the kyle farsworth hit from the cubs game over and over and over. i feel that is even better than the robin ventura / nolan ryan hit.

joe on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 3:29 PM

was this farnsworth fight better then the one last year with farnsworth and paul wilson of the reds? last year's farnsworth fight was pretty good.

Phil on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 3:38 PM

this farnsworth one not quite as good as last years. they included a clip of last years though (which is what I was referring to).

last year the guy was coming out farnsworth, and this year farnsworth sneak attacked. and last year had more of a drive into the ground too.

joe on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 3:52 PM

farnsworth has excellent form on his takedowns

Jay on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 3:58 PM

Hmm...I am retarded. By the way, Phil did post the correct article. He is awsome and I am stupid.

Green Baron on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 4:37 PM

Weren't we at that Farnsworth-Wilson fight game, Brock?

Brock on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 8:15 PM

You mean the Loftice-Houston Brawl?

stew on Monday, July 25, 2005 at 11:22 PM

Somebody with a little more computer savvy than myself needs to pair this video up with the Brooke Valentine song "Girlfight"
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/ultcatfight.html

Jay on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 4:46 AM

There's about to be a what? Girl Fight!!

Phil on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 9:14 AM

marc, this is the first thing I thought of when I woke up: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.

Brent on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 9:16 AM

What ended up happening last night? Did you finish the night smoking cigars and toasting brandy or did you get tired and go to bed like a bitch (like me).

Marc on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 10:44 AM

hey brent, i found a cool picture of you on IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0218...Piven,%20Jeremy

Phil on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 12:14 PM

open casting for pirate of the carribean iii: http://www.sandealessicasting.com/new_forum.html

so, if you fit this billing, you can be a star:

Extreme characters and hideously unattractive types, ages 18-50. Odd body shapes or very lean to extremely skinny. Missing teeth, wandering eyes and serial killer looks with real long hair & beards. Wigs & makeup are not what we're looking for. We also need little people, very large sumo wrestler types, extremely tall or extremely short people, albinos, amputees. Any size or shape that is NOT average is best. All ethnicities. Mostly men, very few women.

Brent on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 12:48 PM

Marc, its like the part was written for you man...Go for it, I get to be Turtle :)

joe on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 1:29 PM

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Green Baron on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 2:22 PM

I would have described her as a "cool mom" too, until I saw the picture
too lazy for link, just google search, it's on the smoking gun site

Phil on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 2:40 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...1partymom1.html

Jay on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 3:12 PM

What the hell did I miss last night, anyway?

Brent on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 at 5:48 PM

Phil and Marc macking on some chics last night, I think I heard Marc saying "Danka" as I was leaving.

Marc on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 12:00 PM

Okay, so you're telling me Turd Ferguson is a funny name, but Turd Blossom isn't?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/boo...e.ap/index.html

joe on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 2:14 PM

phil, have you checked out the new sports guy?

Phil on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 2:19 PM

yup, and it is about movies so i'll post a link for marc: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...50727&num=0

Brock on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 2:54 PM

I'm coming back to Louisville this weekend, and since it'll be sunny and warm, did anyone want to get together for some hoops?

Phil on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 3:34 PM

man, how come there are no condos in louisville listed like this:http://boston.craigslist.org/rfs/87022940.html

i need some TUP!

Phil on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 3:44 PM

my vote goes with the naked forest gump guy. who hasn't pushed a broken down car while shit faced?

joe on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 3:45 PM

i'm shocked that condo wasnt described as long and athletic as well

Phil on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 3:53 PM

if the condo was in europe then it could be described as long and athletic. as an american condo, the best it can hope for is TUP.

Brent on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 4:50 PM

Extremely affordable 1BR, yeah I have 200K sitting on my dresser.

Brent on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 8:56 PM

Mr. Hawk is a helluva guy

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/mikehawk.html

stew on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 11:26 PM

The following is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, but it is quite possible that normal people do not know what a "spam purse" is so you might be able to get away with it...
http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/

Phil on Wednesday, July 27, 2005 at 11:26 PM

hey marc, can you get clips from comedy central? if so, they had bob costas on the daily show last night with a short clip from his HBO show as an intro. If you could get the intro video i'd appreciate it.

Marc on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:24 AM

Despite mine and fellow co-workers repeated suggessions, we do not tape the daily show at my particular office. Damn Nazi's.

Phil on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:51 AM

damn, oh, well. it was pretty funny.

bob castas was interviewing Ichiro Suzuki - who at the time of the interview spoke almost solely through an interpreter - and asked him what his favorite american saying was and Ichiro responded with his first english response to any question with "August in Kansas City is hotter than two rats in a fucking sock."

joe on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 12:27 PM

that cilp was priceless. you should really find it

Marc on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 2:07 PM

If it was a recent Bob Costas on HBO, then I can get it. or i could dl the Daily Show at home, chop it up. bring it back into work to do that. but it would be by tomorrow most likely at the earliest.

Phil on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 2:09 PM

ah, it was just a 15s clip really. The Bob Costas clip was like two years ago, so I doubt you could get it. For those who get the chance, it was last night's so they'll be rerunning it tonight.

Hey Big Jay, looking forward to your first day at your new job?: http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.a...mp;nav=0RZFcgCH

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 2:54 PM

I'll be back in town for a day or two this weekend as well. Brock, I'll be up for some ball. Any new routines over the last month, or still hitting up wick's every weekend?

Brock on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 3:22 PM

Burket, I owe you some drinks for the 5 homers this past weekend. Could've use a few of them on Sunday morning too.

Phil on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 4:43 PM

i'm drinking tonight. kicking it old school - drunk on a weeknight.

stew on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 6:37 PM

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/...1190511,00.html

Brent on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 9:00 PM

I saw Closer last night and would recommend it. Natalie Portman in her thong should be enough but for you artsy types and fags, it is a pretty artistic shoot too with Clive Owen stealig the fucking film.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 28, 2005 at 11:30 PM

Okay so this comment is coming from left field, so you have been warned. Is it just me or is Anne Hathaway really fucking hot!

Marc on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 3:11 AM

She's really fucking hot. jay and I have talked about how as soon as she does some non-Disney movies it will be even better. but yeah, she's hot.

joe on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 9:01 AM

Any reason for the drunken thursday or is thursday the reason?

Phil on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 11:54 AM

none, besides the fact I didn't have to wake up until now.

of course, drunken thursday looses it's luster when you have to drive home at the end of the evening....

joe on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 12:07 PM

no work today? if so you suck. That is the problem with dollar beers at the riverbats when you are driving

Jay on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 1:43 PM

The crime lab is in the same building as the EPC lab. But hey, who has found black crap all over the place. I am definitely up for ball this weekend, although I still suck something fierce.

Brock on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 2:16 PM

I suggest 1:00 at Seneca on Saturday. I'll see if I can drag my brothers along. Jay, just remember to bring your game, not the black crap.

Cornhole tourney this weekend too?

joe on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 2:43 PM

Flanigans has tournaments on sundays at 7:30 to go along with osheas tournaments on wednesdays

joe on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 3:49 PM

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

could you sleep at night knowing you tasered someone grandma

Marc on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 6:39 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/bovww

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Scores Talks: Find out about your favorite male celebrities from the women who know them best... their strippers.

(2) The Bionic Dolphin: We can build them better... we have the technology.

(3) The Fruitcake Lady: If you ever watch The Tonight Show you might have seen this tough-as-nails old lady commenting on things.

(4) Oddball: Toe-wrestling, Extreme hairstyling, Pot Busts, etc

(5) Invoiced Divorce: A woman is leaving her husband of five years and draws out an invoice for over a $500,000 fee for services rendered (laundry, cleaning, sex).

(6) Beauty School Knockout: A armed-man attempts to rob a beauty school untils the students beat him with their curling irons until the ambulance arrives.

(7) Wacky World of Sports: A collection of hijinks, mishaps, and miracles caught on tape.

(8) Clement Goes Down: Clement gets hit with the ball in the face...hard.

(9) Diving-Board 2 Face: Young diver smacks face on diving board before hitting the water.

(10) TOP TEN PLAYS: Sportscenters Top Ten

(11) UFC Knockouts: Some great UFC Knockouts

(12) TOP TEN WALL CATCHES: The best of the best when it comes to great baseball catches at the wall.

Enjoy.

Brent on Friday, July 29, 2005 at 10:25 PM

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/t...nneHathaway.jpg

stew on Saturday, July 30, 2005 at 10:17 AM

Damn, I got fucked up last night...and I had an awesome time (hopefully the whole town doesn't know it!). I think I'm gonna go back to Joe's tonight. YEEAAH!

stew on Saturday, July 30, 2005 at 2:41 PM

When did ESPN go to shit? They have the US Open of Competitive Eating on right now-no joke, this guy is talking about his eating "skills" and how he believes that being a good athlete makes you a better eater. What a crock of shit...whoever is in charge of programming there should be fired asap! I can't wait for college football to start up!

Jay on Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 8:33 PM

Brent, fantastic picture!

stew on Sunday, July 31, 2005 at 9:58 PM

Phil, you might have already read this, but if you haven't it's worth checking out:
http://www.buffalobills.com/news/ne...sp?news_id=3284

Joanna on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 9:53 AM

Phil- I submitted your name for the appliance site, so let me know if you get the e-mail within the next day or so

Green Baron on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 10:40 AM

Yah, I would have to agree on ESPN.
Not only was it bad that the umps called a double play (#2 on the top 10 plays) when BOTH runners were completely safe, ESPN then showed it as a top 10 play.
You can see in the playback, the runner got there before he ever tagged 2nd, and the runner at first was far past the bag when the ball got there. Bad call brother....bad call.

Phil on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 11:02 AM

hey joanna, i got the e-mail. good looking out!

oh, and i'm supposed to let everyone know that karaoke is going down tonight at wicks. last night before school starts for the teachers, so shannon wants to throw down

Phil on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 12:56 PM

some good new for soccer fans...i guess: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headli...901&cc=5901

Phil on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 4:01 PM

Popular Science takes on the "science" behind the movie Stealth, or as I call it Short Circuit in a Plane: http://www.popsci.com/popsci/aviati...1088349,00.html

In related news, vegas currently has odds of marc crying at the end of Stealth at 4-1. I'm thinking of parlaying that with the under for the first time I say something nerdy like "what, does the stealth have a serial port to plug into or something? this is dumb" at 30 minutes.

Green Baron on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 4:25 PM

Hmmmm....."Stealth". The movie where one reviewer quipped the following:

"I can therefore recommend it to any and all audiences lacking higher brain functions. Sea cucumbers, perhaps. Ones waving American flags."

I think I'll pass on that one.

I did see however this weekend Charlie and the Suck Me Factory, and The Island of Scarlet Johannsen.

If I was 14 and failed to see the movies "The Matrix, Logan's Run, and a myriad of others", I might have actually liked "The Island". But unfotunately, Scarlet kept her clothes on, as did Ewan McGregor...

Phil on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 4:39 PM

here's the review the infamous green baron mentioned: http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/art...e_a_major_flaw/

stew on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 4:44 PM

Yet another gem of wisdom from the Sports Guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...50729&num=0

Marc on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 5:05 PM

Phil, I've said since the first preview I saw of Stealth that it just looked like it was going to be horrible. I don't really plan on seeing it, except maybe off netflix.

And that fact that I admit I teared up at one action flick does not mean I do it at all action flicks. It just means I was a dumbass for saying that infront of some people when trying to show my sensitive side to get in a girl's pants... If only I knew all I had to do was break her nose. (Half-way to a jelly donut)

Marc on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 5:11 PM

Looking to break off from their partner? Looking to send an old bastard a joke gift? Do you want to send something to a total stranger that would be creepy and amusing?

Then Try Deadroses.com ( http://www.deadroses.com/ )
You can send a single or even a dozen dead roses with a personalized note to your (loved/hated) one.

DeadRoses.com for when "Fuck you bitch! I don't ever wanna see you again" just won't cut it.

Order Yours Today.

stew on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 6:24 PM

I almost feel that it would be wrong to post what I'm about to post, but it is not everyday that you see elephants making love, so without further ado, here it is:
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/bigelephant.html
It would not be wise to check this out at work, unless nobody objects to elephant skeet.

Marc on Monday, August 01, 2005 at 6:29 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/awa77

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Baby Panda Born: Tiny hair-less baby panda, looks funny. "Her name's PANDA! Like a BEAR. GRRRR!"

(2) COREY HAIM ON CRACK: I dont' know if he really was but checkout this snipbit of an interview and see if the Lost Boys star has fallen a long was since banging Nicole Eggert against a wall in Blown Away ( No, not that crappy one with Jeff Bridges and Tommy Lee Jones)

(3) Grand Theft Auto is being pulled out some store shelves because of a hidden sex mission. Apparently a classic video game also had a hidden sex scene in it.

(4) Serial Tickler: A man is breaking into elderly woman's homes and tickling them.

(5) SCANDAL AT THE WHITE HOUSE: No, not Karl Rove or Iraq. Its about flip-flops (not John Kerry either) about the shoes. Yes, they wasted news time talking about people who wore flip-flop sandals to the White House.

(6) Desert Gator: A lot of alligator prefer the swamp this one like the desert.

(7) Unnecessary Censorship: Making Clean things dirty

(8) More Unnecessary Censorship: Making more clean things dirty.

(9) Robot Lady: Japanese scientist created android woman to look human. Why question is where do you plug her in, and where do I plug into her. Gu-guddy Gu-guddy Goo.

(10) First Signed Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince book is delivered via armored truck and lock and key to be presented to a prize winner, only to be dropped by the presenter. (with video)

(11) ODDBALL: Tasers, Toilet Snakes, Bud Light spoof, and BLUE lobster

(12) Ray Charles of Video Games: The kid holds his own when it comes to playing video games. Funny thing is he's been blind since birth. Still wins most of the time, and he even plays with his back turned away from the screen just to fuck with his competitors. That's Badass. Like almost smoking monkey badass. lol

Phil on Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 10:19 AM

you mother fucker posting the video about the toilet snake. i had almost forgotten about that damn thing.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 10:20 AM

Infamous....it means...more than famous

Brock on Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 11:33 AM

Marc, I can't beleive you didn't direct that dead-roses website to Jay. We all know the Crazed Buffalo has a thing about flowers.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 12:36 PM

Obviously that commentator knows little of Pandas....
They always give birth to twins.

Brock on Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 3:23 PM

In case you missed the Rob Zombie concert in Cincy, you can make up for it with the Gigantour featuring Megadeth and Fear Factory.

http://www.anniesentertainment.com/events.htm

Envision Annies kinda like PHT before it went to hell with more mullets and completely outdoors. You can just piss where you stand, or puke if you're Burket.

joe on Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 4:02 PM

this was on the sports guys links...i dont know if i fully agree

http://top100.ign.com/2005/index.html

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 5:28 PM

no Shinobe? WTF? In fact, I'm noticing the absence of many early Sega games. Bases loaded is still probably the best baseball game ever made.

Phil on Tuesday, August 02, 2005 at 5:36 PM

Speaking of Lakers vs. Celtics and the NBA Playoffs, did anyone in the history of the planet ever get freakin Tim Hardaway to do his UTEP two-step? Freakin' Tom Chambers throwing down from the three point line, but my boy Hardaway you'd get him in the little spot where he should have done his move and NOTHING.

NOT A DAMN THING.

adrian on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 8:42 AM

How will you die?

http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960

I was a 70% suicidal.

Phil on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 9:41 AM

Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes 93%
Disappear 93%
Posion 47%
Gunshot 47%
Suicide 40%
Bomb 33%
Eaten 33%
Disease 27%
Accident 7%
Stabbed 7%
Cut Throat 7%
Suffocated 0%
Drowning 0%

I'm not sure why the percentages add up to well above 100%

Brock on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 10:46 AM

I get to die from a bombing. I guess I should avoid mass transit.

You scored as Bomb.
Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

joe on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:23 AM

It is almost football season, are we doing fantasy football again?

joe on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:27 AM

93% chance of randomly dissappearing

joe on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 12:25 PM

my buddy at work is 90% suicide as to how it said bomb

Brock on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 12:34 PM

Ask and you shall receive.

The 3rd Annual Natty Sci Fake Football League kicks off.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo...inprivateleague
Go to that link,
ID: 319514
PW: crazedbuffalo

Just follow the pages to create a team. Also, once you get to the league page, take a look at the roster sizes and points system and give me any feedback on changes.

The draft will be on Thursday, August 25th at 4:30PM. Let me know if you would like it moved to a different time.

The League will feature the returning champs: The Dangerous Icemen

Green Baron on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 12:35 PM

Yah, same here, suicidal Ted Kaczinski here.
They're good....

Phil on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 1:35 PM

Sports Guy on Murderball: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...TC-DT9705204233

Opens in Louisville on Aug 12th at Baxter...

stew on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 1:38 PM

My quiz results said poison, which kind of surprised me, but then I remembered that, technically, alcohol is a poison, so it's all good!

stew on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 3:20 PM

I was talking to somebody the other day about the future of "Chappelle's Show", well it appears that the show's fate has already been sealed:
http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/2005...1158132-ap.html

Brent on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 8:58 PM

Is the draft automatic or do you have to be present?

Brock on Wednesday, August 03, 2005 at 11:21 PM

You can pre-select your picks. It is a live draft, but if you are not there then it will automatically pick them for you.

stew on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 12:38 AM

Seether and Crossfade will be performing free at the State Fair on Sat. Aug. 20, (the night before is Twista and Nappy Roots, which I will also be going to see). No Ying Yang Twins, however. I don't know where i heard that one.

joe on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 9:26 AM

has anyone heard of this band called "The Bad Plus" ? They are a jazz trio that covered "smells like teen spirit" in 2003. It is some strange stuff.

Phil on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 12:55 PM

for reference, in case someone feels the need to memorize this: I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Phil on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 2:08 PM

the sports guy recaps the NBA offseason with quotes from Anchorman: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...TC-DT9705204233

Phil on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 2:17 PM

i'd be lying if I told you I didn't mungle the url up a bit to see if maybe, just maybe, they already posted friday's follow up.

i mean, that's a good thing. i want to be friends with it.

Phil on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 2:41 PM

http://www.venganza.org/index.htm

Bigworm on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 3:00 PM

anything going on tonight fellas?

joe on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 4:16 PM

lets go to genny's?

Phil on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 4:31 PM

this is how i like my girl on girl action: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/175...lYwNzc2lncm91cA--

that's safe for work...

Marc on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 4:50 PM

The Ring got a sequel, Jeepers Creepers got a sequel, Amityville Horror and Texas Cahinsaw Massacre got many sequels.

Here comes Saw 2.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/saw_2/

Marc on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 4:57 PM

philco, update the wikipedia teamtrivianames with tghe recent great ones that you remember.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 5:02 PM

Up for Genny's tonight then people?

Marc on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 5:33 PM

philco, if you can find an actual image of this on the net I 'll bet Adrian would love it.
http://iafrica.com/news/worldnews/468819.htm

Phil on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 7:54 PM

http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/handjob2.jpg

sometimes i even impress myself.

stew on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:13 PM

Phil where did you find the Flying Spaghetti Monster thing? I want to get the "touched by His Noodly Appendage" shirt- that is fucking great!

stew on Thursday, August 04, 2005 at 10:27 PM

BTW, me and a buddy for work are headed up to Joe's Older Than Dirt to practice for what I like to call "Beer Season" (football, Octoberfest, etc.) So if anyone is looking for something to do, call me or meet us there.

Phil on Friday, August 05, 2005 at 12:13 PM

star wars: the backstroke of the west
http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.c...ke-of-west.html

Phil on Friday, August 05, 2005 at 3:24 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2125935

Phil on Friday, August 05, 2005 at 4:49 PM

tommy lee, a man of priorities. we can all learn a little from him: http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xml...over%20anderson

Green Baron on Friday, August 05, 2005 at 4:52 PM

What could possibly go wrong with "Knight school"?

Marc on Friday, August 05, 2005 at 6:10 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/8qt6d

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) Oddball: Reliant Derby, You sank my Battleship, Free Wine for Drivers, etc

(2) Geraldo Rivera falls down on air. Mildy funny.

(3) Oddball 2: Diamond-finding Blimp, Beauty show, and big dives

(4) Fuel-cell powered motorcycle

(5) Cow Billboards. No, not cows on billboards. Billboards on COWS.

(6) Wal-Mart "Singles Night" cancelled

(7) Dog Stories: Dog in swimming competition and cloned dog

(8) Why do Men have nipples? And other questions you might ask your doctor after 3 martinis.

(9) Man falls out of Ferris Wheel ride

(10) Wild Ride: Anchorman taken up in stunt plane with camera to capture him whine, squeal, and pass out.

Enjoy.

Green Baron on Sunday, August 07, 2005 at 6:04 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/daylight_saving_tech

What did I tell you, huh? I knew this was coming...I told you...you should listen to the Baron. Only about 95% of my ideas and predictions are psycho, the other 5% are dead on.

Phil on Monday, August 08, 2005 at 9:25 AM

this is only for adrian: http://www.jcxsoftware.com/

nobody else click that link...seriously.

joe on Monday, August 08, 2005 at 3:37 PM

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Green Baron on Monday, August 08, 2005 at 5:29 PM

"Some men find the word offensive, Mr. Lebowski.......vagina"
"okay"

Brent on Monday, August 08, 2005 at 10:32 PM

Phil here is the vid of Bill Gates being a bitch

http://www.mediabum.com/html/The-Or...rl-Alt-Del.html

Brent on Monday, August 08, 2005 at 10:37 PM

another clip of bill gates and his incredible sense of humor

http://www.tian.cc/2005ces_conan.avi

adrian on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 1:34 PM

Phil, what are some good cheap .net hosting companies. I can't afford 300.00 a month for maximum asp service.

Phil on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 1:37 PM

NattySci.com used to be hosted on Webhost4life.com. It wasn't too bad really. The support left a lot to be desired, and the uptime was crap if you recall. DiscountASP is generally what we recommend to clients that are too small to need a host of our size. They aren't too bad either.

Phil on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 5:37 PM

Someone pointed this out to me a couple of weeks ago, but I never checked it out. The Sports Guy links of the day reminded me, so here's the link: http://movies.go.com/muppets/index

It's Statler & Waldorf reviewing current movies. Some of this stuff is pretty funny. Especially Deuce Bigalow 3.

Phil on Tuesday, August 09, 2005 at 11:51 PM

good article on Ronnie Ghent and the Bengals: http://cincinnatibengals.com/press/...mp;news_id=3050

joe on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 7:52 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...002/1002/SPORTS

does anybody remember this guy?

Phil on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 9:18 AM

holy crap, I had no idea Rob was that close the NFL...

potential band names for Big Jay and Marc (although I'm partial to The Big Jay Experience featuring Marcus Brodie): http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lis...ikeHampton.html

joe on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 9:27 AM

hey phil you should do the Alumni Run tomorrow with me

Brock on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:11 AM

If I was in town, I'd like to see if Phil and I could pull that 4:50 mile again (not likely without my heart exploding in my chest), but at 2.1 miles, a 12 minute second mile would still be respectable (although I know I can walk a 12 minute mile with a sprint at the end, I don't know if I could crawl a 12 minute mile after a sub-5).

Brock on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:13 AM

Alright... there are already 7 players signed up for fake football, but Phil, Wes, Chris, and Scott haven't signed up yet (who played last year). I would like to see a massive league with Marc, Jay, Adrian and others bringing it to around 16. Its not that hard.

Phil on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:22 AM

here's the video of the yankees fan from last night: http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/...sp&c_id=mlb

marc, anything you can dig up on this dork would be funny.

Phil on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:39 AM

ok, i'm in fantasy football. also, no way in hell am I running the alumni run. And it is 3.1 miles now I believe...

joe on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:44 AM

5k at tom sawyer...I am trying to improve on my 5th to last from last year. do you think they would appreciate a cooler of beeer

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 11:52 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/iran

Simply scary.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 1:23 PM

Is there a Natty Sci Animal Chapter?

http://stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,336...73a4560,00.html

joe on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 1:54 PM

we have sports guy mailbag

Phil on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 2:05 PM

damn joe, i was just about to post the mailbag: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/050811

stew on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 2:09 PM

Marc, do you still have an extra copy of the Family Guy movie?
Also, for any U of L fans or those who just want to eat wings and drink beer-this Sat. at PJCS is the final open fall football practice/ fanfest from 6-9 PM, but I suspect festivities will be underway well before then, and of course, Tailgaters is right across the road.

joe on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 2:33 PM

phil, we have a sports guy phone tree here

Phil on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 2:36 PM

I did manage to read yesterday's "blog" post early enough that I was able snag one of the 10 used books on Amazon.com for the Wait Till Next Year he wrote about. The whole page was in giant text with no paragraphs, much like one of marc's posts.

What can I say, I'm a sucker for sports writing.

Brock on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 2:42 PM

The new Mustang Shelby Cobra is ridiculous!

http://www.autobytel.com/content/sh...icle_id_int/576

Phil on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 2:44 PM

my boss has one of the shelby cobras pre-ordered...

Marc on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 5:01 PM

For Brent, me, and anyone else who thinks they're losing their hair.
Dateline did a five man 1 year trial of 5 different hair regrowth remedies. Here's the video in two parts.
http://tinyurl.com/duazb

Marc on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 5:16 PM

VIDEOS OF THE DAY
http://tinyurl.com/b3wv5

NOTE: If you want to share these videos with your close friends please feel free to do so. even download them to your computer if you wish. just please don't post to larger well-established sites that might cause too much traffic (ie: fark, ebaumsworld, milkandcookies) because I don't want to take the chance of anything bad happening. Also there can be possible copyright issues even though these are broadcasted free on the airwaves. thanks

(1) REQUESTED: Fan jumps from upper deck to net behind home plate. (video of after fall, no video of actual fall found)

(2) There is a bridge in Glasgow that manydogs have been jumping off of to their doom. Apparently 60 dogs have done this is 30 years.

(3) Family Guy AHA: I know its a couple weeks old but I watch this almost everyday at work. It's the Family Guy spoof of the AHA music video Take On Me.

(4) Dave Attell standup: just his standup it makes me laugh

(5) Unecessary Censorship: Making Clean things sound dirty

(6) MUST SEE! A kid tries to smuggle heroin under a bad toupee while going through the airport security. Hilarity ensues.

(7) ODDBALL: Pandas, rude BEAR awakening, stampedeing herd on the town, bull-acrobats, and 90 yr-old water-skiing granny.

(8) MUST SEE: Story of a "unique" fisherman.

Enjoy.

Phil on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:11 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465905/

Phil on Wednesday, August 10, 2005 at 10:14 PM

oh, and speaking of sequels: http://www.guardian.co.uk/internati...1546669,00.html

No word on if the producers of Point Break are suing the people behind Fast and the Furious.

joe on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 9:57 AM

http://www.velocityweekly.com/life/fashion.html

everybodies favorite tit-tanic

Brock on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:06 PM

So Joe, do you do google searches for her every morning?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:07 PM

yeah those Shelby mustangs are pretty freaking awesome

joe on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:07 PM

tony and dwight on 93.1 the Fox had her on the Morning Movement

Bigworm on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:09 PM

Good find joe - Sara is smoking hot.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:10 PM

What's even better is knowing that she was serving us free Southern Comfort drinks all nightlong.

joe on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:11 PM

what the hell is up with the fox moving to 93.1? That confused the hell out of me hearing dave matthews and barenaked ladies on 100.5 after work yesterday

Brock on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 12:14 PM

Alright, I'm a hypocrite, but it was worth it!
http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=112111

joe on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 1:24 PM

This guy is brilliant

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Phil on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 1:39 PM

update on gates for stew: http://www.buffalobills.com/news/ne...sp?news_id=3301

Bigworm on Thursday, August 11, 2005 at 2:02 PM

I almost shit myself reading this; "To be fair to Paris though, I hear that Tara Reid is actually so whorish that when prostitutes stand next to her they're technically virgins again." Don't even get me started on the flesh eating virus.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003279.html

Bigworm on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 9:43 AM

UofL fans better watch out for those asteroids!

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ky/12364332.htm

It makes no sense to move that game in my opinion. Let's be honest here, 6-5 football (foolsball) is pretty good at UK. UK will probably be in the hardest division of any conference of America. Oh wait, I know some of you ar thinking, but UofL is in the Big East or what about the ACC, how about what about a big freaking NO!

This is UK's division:
Georigia, Florida, Tennessee, South Carolina, Vandy

The Vandy is a toss up game and the rest are all ass rammings in the making. Plus with Urban M. getting top ranked talent and Spurrier stepping back into the game this division is scary.

joe on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 11:18 AM

can i embellish the story of the time you all saw hugo from tantric at white castle? Someone at work is talking about him and i want to use the story and change it to you all actually kicked his ass instead of just talking bout doing it.

Phil on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 12:57 PM

sports guy on "Blue Chips": http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ovies/bluechips

Bigworm on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 1:36 PM

Sure Joe why not. Even though he was with a smoking hot babe, he himself is a FAG!

Bigworm on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 2:25 PM

This is interesting.

http://www.timesdispatch.com/servle...s=1045855934842

Bigworm on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 2:50 PM

Potential Natty Sci member or just an asshole, either way I'd party with this dude!

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/08/12/P...ited_for_.shtml

Bigworm on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 4:13 PM

Uh oh. could mean trouble for us guys about paying attention to our women.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/ptech/...r.ap/index.html

Phil on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 4:42 PM

I'm told Big Jay once hit a 9.5 on the jerk-o-meter, but it had nothing to do with talking to other people.

badum-CHING.

Marc on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 4:47 PM

if you're going to have a way to rate a person's level of enthusiasm on the phone why not put a lie-detector on there. That will destroy the sanctity of marriage more then gays ever will.

Oh and IF THEY DO invent a lie-detecting cellphone. I will never talk to any girl on the phone again. (but how is that any different than my current situation.?)

Green Baron on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 8:27 PM

Sorry, this article was exceedingly disturbing at first, but then it got absolutely hilarious in the last sentence:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20050812/en_tv_eo/17143

"Carlson, 36, is best known for wearing bow ties, formerly punditizing for CNN, and being called "a dick" by Jon Stewart"

Actually, the last part IS how I know him. It is just funny as hell that I found this on Yahoo's entertainment news.

Green Baron on Friday, August 12, 2005 at 10:40 PM

Republican, Democrat, I think we can all agree, this is some funny stuff:

http://www.theonion.com/news/index....n=0&ref=myy

Brent on Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 3:54 PM

The onion has gone to crap. I used to read the onion religiously but now it seems everytime I read an onion article its filled with the same, redundant, un-intelligible satiric writing. Its like watching American Pie 3.

That article is case in point. The headline was great but then the article lacked substance.

Green Baron on Saturday, August 13, 2005 at 11:03 PM

ouch man....
what do you do for an encore? Anally rape my mother while pouring sugar into my gastank?
I found it exceedingly funny, but maybe because I drive 80 miles a day while these cocksmokes suck my kids' college fund to fuel up. It was funny shit, especially the Exxon CEO saying that the president's plan wasn't feasible, that alternate fuel sources would take at least so many more centuries.
But of course, I haven't read the onion in a long while, and I never read it much to begin with. Or maybe it's because the biggest laugh I get is when I let a fart sitting on the crapper and it echoes. Yah, I'm not hard to please....

Brent on Sunday, August 14, 2005 at 1:00 PM

funny parody with the runaway bride

http://mediafetcher.com/?p=153&page=2

Brent on Sunday, August 14, 2005 at 1:23 PM

When you're ready to settle down but just can't afford the high price for today's mail order brides...don't worry b/c there is still hope...

http://www.frantana.ru/amp-gallery.html

Bigworm on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 8:38 AM

Okay, now the people at work will think I am a sick fuck for bringing up some amputee mail order bride site. Thanks Brent!

By the way people heading to trivia tonight?

Bigworm on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 8:53 AM

Abby and I received an early Christmas present 2 weekends ago, lumber baby! So we are still trying to figure out how in the hell we want to design our basement, however, I can already say that there will be:

Big Screen TV - has to be larger than the one we have upstairs, Marc how is the quality with the DLP projector?

Wet Bar - The jager machine needs a home, along with cocktails and wet dreams!

Pool Table - actually Abby wanted this one so why the hell not!

Office - Strategically placed direcetly under our bedroom so yeah that is one big freaking office, however, when Natty Sci gets wild and crazy at my house we can be in the basement and not the little lady.

Storage - where else are we gonna hide the dead hookers?

Bathroom - Puke and rally!

Bigworm on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 8:54 AM

* not DISTURB the little lady.

Bigworm on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 8:57 AM

Officially the world is retarded: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,165721,00.html

Next thing you know they will say that video games warp young children.

Bigworm on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 9:01 AM

Lightning doesn't strike twice but apparently bullets do! This had better make fark!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,165723,00.html

Bigworm on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 9:04 AM

I thought this was Phil at first. Talking about a big tipper!

http://www.19actionnews.com/Global/...mp;nav=0rd1dIBT

adrian on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 9:59 AM

A worker from thorntons are increasing gas prices at 11:00 a.m. by .30 cents. Everybody knows that when thorntons increases their prices, everyone does. Just a heads up peeps!

joe on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 9:59 AM

So wes, what is the time frame on the new home of natty sci drunkenness?

adrian on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 10:01 AM

God damn, my last post sounded a lot like marc. What I meant to say was a worker from thorntons came in to my work today and told us they are increasing gas by .30 cents.

Phil on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 10:14 AM

.30 cents? So it's going up from 2.399 to to 2.242?

Damn you thortons!!! Damn you to hell!

Phil on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 10:48 AM

Football news for Stew and Joe:
LeFors emulating Delhomme: http://www.panthers.com/news/newsro...il.jsp?id=19861

Cool Under Fire: Rookie quarterback LeFors shows Panthers that he can step up his play when the action is for real: http://tinyurl.com/abbb7

Rookie QB makes a splash in debut: http://www.shelbystar.com/portal/AS...le.asp?ID=17937

Rhodes
Rookie safety making waves: http://www.northjersey.com/page.php...2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2

Another Rookie Safety Makes Jets Take Notice: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/15/s...all/15jets.html

Bigworm on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 11:21 AM

Not 100% sure on the time frame Joe, however, I am really hoping it will be done by the 1st Saturday in May, aka the day after the Kentucky Oaks.

Green Baron on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 1:09 PM

Good one Phil....but next time, check your math
2.399 + .003 = 2.402

Bigworm on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 1:26 PM

So abby isn't staying out of town after all - might be difficult for me to make it to trivia tonight, if that is the case I will see about making it next week.

Bigworm on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 1:38 PM

Interesting.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/08/15/...s.ap/index.html

joe on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 3:40 PM

douglas was trying to setup an account and he claims it won't let him. Phil, what is the problem?

Phil on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 5:27 PM

i fucked everything up. hold on...

Phil on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 5:50 PM

looks like adrian was right about gas going up thirty cents: http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=3724443

and i'll figure out the account thing. if douglas sends me a name and a password via e-mail, i can create one by hand. my e-mail is phil.scott (at) gmail.com

Dave on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 6:03 PM

For the person that has everything
http://www.cellphoneflasks.com/cephflwica.html

A woman at work was telling me about this. She bought one up in Chicago, and when she came home at Louisville "International" she couldn't get through the metal detecters. When the airport staff figured out what it was they laughed.

douglas on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 6:06 PM

hey

adrian on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 10:05 AM

Phil, lets run at senaca after work.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 10:32 AM

Damn, instead of finding ways to cheat the system, perhaps America should just start EXERCISING! Now I know that I am fat, however, I am not looking to spray on some bacon on a lettuce-tomato sandwich and calling it a BLT.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news...nws-chef16.html

joe on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 11:31 AM

what the hell would you want to run for?

douglas on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 12:14 PM

joe, you're one to talk, you rode your bike to my place the other day. that wasn't very lazy of you.

Phil on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 1:17 PM

joe also ran in a race...and didn't finish last. my vote was that he was trying to get in shape for his hot date on friday.

joe on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 1:54 PM

i ran for the free food...one of the last to finish but first to the food...anytime you can get free white castle and KFC in the same meal you have to capitalize

douglas on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 2:36 PM

notice how he didn't even bring up his "date," he'd rather talk about white castle and kfc than women. In some strange way, that's actually admirable.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 2:42 PM

Joe - you have a date? WTF? You know you have to give us all the details so we can make fun of ya right? With any luck you will end up with glitter on your face so we can call her Glitter #2.

joe on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 2:50 PM

i didnt call it a date. It was a girl who called me that wanted to go out drinking and i didnt spend a dime

Phil on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 4:32 PM

for those who don't read the sports guy links: http://www.frusion.com/game.asp

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 5:04 PM

Anytime you can get the Hamburglar at your wedding you pretty much have to.

http://www.wpxi.com/news/4856467/detail.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 5:06 PM

Another reason why you shouldn't just always act on impulses.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...9p-288243c.html

Phil on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 6:02 PM

http://www.theonion.com/news/index....ue=4133&n=2

Brent on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 6:36 PM

It took me almost 20 minutes to to put the smack down on that fucking bagel

Phil on Tuesday, August 16, 2005 at 10:07 PM

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/8/16moe.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 8:54 AM

Wow, looks like times were tough after all of that stardom.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/08/16/y...reut/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 9:02 AM

Too good to pass up!

http://www.beaufortgazette.com/loca...p-4645180c.html

Phil on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 10:24 AM

Article on Brohm from the Sports Illustrated: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...m.ap/index.html

joe on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 11:47 AM

SI had Brohm on the Heisman sleeper list in the last issue. It put him 10th overall. Not bad for a sophmore who never started a game.

adrian on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 12:24 PM

Trivia Question (2 parts):

How many island(s) form the State of Hawaii and can you name them?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 2:24 PM

my favorite island is Wu-man Awana Laya

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 2:25 PM

No way I would have been able to name those little bastards but here you go.

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...esr&start=3

joe on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 2:39 PM

when did the sci become educational and promote exercise?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 2:56 PM

Joe's right. I mean WTF? I am gonna go home and drink some beer tonight.

Marc on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 3:13 PM

make it Jager wes.

joe on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 3:14 PM

anyone going to o'shea's tonight? I might try to get a partner to play cornhole there tonight

Marc on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 3:32 PM

Mentioned by Phil a little while ago. The top ten list of movies from which people are searching for quotes of. (yes, poorly structured sentence also ending in a preposition)
http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/

Some quotes are understandable because wew quote them a lot, others a recent and thus people are looking for and adding quotes to. But The Notebook!? It did only come out last year, but to less than stellar box office outcome or reviews.

Phil on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 4:29 PM

Joe, if you head up to O'shea's give me a call. I can always be talked into getting more booze.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 4:31 PM

Perhaps Cerano can loan the Royals Jobu.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050817...NXAwBHNlYwM3NTU-

douglas on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 4:41 PM

joe, phil, i'm always down for cornhole and beer, let me know if you go. i can't quit playing that damn frusion punch-out game...

stew on Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 10:03 PM

"The Notebook" sounds pretty gay. I read a couple of the quotes and thought wtf?! Why would anyone quote this movie, and why haven't I heard anyone quoting it if it's ranked above Office Space and Pulp Fiction?

stew on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 1:36 AM

This link is in no way intended to offend the resident UK fans, (actually, I got it from a UK fan), it's pretty funny in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way:
http://www.solisearch.net/ims/pic.p...p;i=182489[/img

stew on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 1:43 AM

I find this picture to be remarkably appropriate for nattysci:
http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture1434.html

stew on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 1:50 AM

OK last one, I promise, but if you check out any of the links I've posted, this is by far, in my opinion, the funniest!
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/pregwait.html

Bigworm on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 8:42 AM

Even old people are crazy about love.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8975885/

Church on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 8:56 AM

This will be great. http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...011/1002/SPORTS

joe on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 11:22 AM

5:30 riverbats dollar beers

Bigworm on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 12:02 PM

Wow what a great idea. I think I am going to back this one completely!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,166097,00.html

douglas on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 12:06 PM

joe, check this out:

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...545/1002/SPORTS

joe on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 12:07 PM

a bunch of d-II has beens and Will Benoit

douglas on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 12:09 PM

definitely a bunch of guys that probably should hang 'em up. i've played with 95% of the guys on that team.

douglas on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 12:10 PM

and that's b-mac's boyfriend to you!!

joe on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 12:28 PM

you mean ace and gary

douglas on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 12:32 PM

they are ambiguously gay. the miata's the equivalent of their penis ship. and i still haven't beat the damn bagel

Bigworm on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 1:15 PM

Just got back from work...gonna work over the damn bagel now.

douglas on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 2:14 PM

i hate that bagel.

Phil on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 2:59 PM

the key with the bagel is to dodge his split in half attack three straight times, and then wail on his ass. and you get a fruit smoothy or whatever the hell they are called, and you can usually knock him down at that point.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 3:00 PM

I know Snoop is an entreprenuer...but for little league football?

Green Baron on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 3:39 PM

#1 in points on the Frusion boxing game, by 800 points no less....
I kick ass.

douglas on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 4:47 PM

i beat the fucking bagel! i rule

stew on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 7:49 PM

FYI...Ying Yang twins at KSF tomorrow, free concert. HANH!!!!!

Green Baron on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 8:36 PM

OK, I shall release my secret.
For every fighter, land two to the face, one in the nuts, then you get a fusion.
If they start catching on, reverse it.
Dodge the bagels punches, once you nail him in the face, hit him again in the face and then in the nuts, you'll get a fusion.
Save you fusions and use them all together if you want, then you can knock out a fighter in a couple of punches when they finally get up.
Take this from the mofo that knocked all fighters out first round, and then outscored the next placed person by 1300 points.
"Only person to break 8000, only person to break 9000"
-Infamous green baron

Green Baron on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 8:42 PM

Nevermind, I'm an idiot...
I think the scores are always the same when you load it on your computer, because I played on another, kicked ass, and all my old scores were gone.
I probably suck.

Bigworm on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 9:16 AM

Thuggish ruggish for a quarterback.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...455/1002/SPORTS

stew on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 11:13 AM

Anyone up for seeing "40 Year Old Virgin" tonight?

joe on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:08 PM

ESPN radio quote of the week, "Pro athletes treat their women like a 3 year old treats their bike. Sometimes they take care of them sometimes they don't. Sometimes they like their neighbors bike so they take it for a ride. sometimes they ride it a long time, sometimes they ride it in the mud. sometimes they just leave it out in the rain."

Phil on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:22 PM

i'm surprised stew hasn't already posted this: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/previ...tory?id=2137624

i'd be up for seeing the movie, but I have a fear of going to the movies on weekends during the school year...

Brent on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 12:50 PM

"She said she got out of the car and moved toward Brown to pour a beer on him, but he punched her in the face and knocked her to the ground. Fugate said she attempted to retaliate and was pushed to the ground by Brown."

What the fuck ever, if that guy punches her in the face then she's hitting the pavement, not getting up. That fucking bitch, that whore, I didnt watch my buddies lie face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet can go around pissing on the helpless future careers of third string quarterbacks.

Phil on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 1:05 PM

he probably punched her for trying to waste beer.

Brent on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 1:07 PM

If that's the case, then they should of arrested her.

Bigworm on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 1:19 PM

I bet the reason why she didn't go to the cops was because she spilled the beer on herself and was drinking that same night.

joe on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 1:29 PM

did she have the beer in the car with her?

Phil on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 1:58 PM

Madison the way i see the events unfolding based on her description is this:

Fugate: "Hey Madison!!! I'm just sitting in my car watching you drink beer in the front of a house!"
Jo Jo: "Hey Fugate. I play football for UK. Third string, baby. If coach puts me in, we'd beat Florida"
(Jo Jo, obviously drunk, stumbles, managing to spill beer into the window of the car and onto Fugate's leg)
Fugate: "Hey Madison, that guy Jo Jo was totally hitting on me and accidently spilt beer on me. Beer me so I can flirt back"

(madison tosses Fugate a beer who grabs it mid-air, Jo Jo becomes disoriented after spending so much time around people dropping passes during games)

Fugate: Hey Jo Jo!
(Fugate goes to pour some beer on Jo Jo in a futile and infantile method of flirting)

Jo Jo: You just spilt the Beast, you stupid hooked! Show some respect for UK football and cheap beer!
Fugate: You should have stuck to being a punter, you ugly fuck

(Jo Jo at this point throws a wild haymaker, landing it weakly and too high)

Fugate: I still want you to get me pregnant! I will not go to the police! Get some anger management and we will live happily ever after in your parents trailer down in Georgia!

Phil on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 2:07 PM

sports guy ramblings : http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/050819

Bigworm on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 2:12 PM

From burger king commercials to this.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/...x?storyid=42609

Bigworm on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 2:14 PM

I think Phil might very well be onto something there.

Brent on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 2:18 PM

I'll believe that Christina Aguilera lost her virginity on her wedding night before I believe that Tiger Woods drives a Buick Lacrosse.

Thats gold, Jerry, gold.

Bigworm on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 2:27 PM

The ramblings were pretty good this week. I think they might need to stage a natty sci style intervention and get Tara plastered beyoung recogniition, and then force he to do some beer bonging. If that won't get her to stop then they need to bring in the "We are gonna make this bitch drink till she pukes approach!"

Bigworm on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 2:28 PM

okay that is BEYOND and HER. Damn I am typing like Marc.

Brent on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 2:41 PM

Why is arby sauce only good on arby's roast beef sandwiches? Iuntry. Do you think they knew this ahead of time and that mean, you can try and dip your fries in it but its not as satisfying as ketchup. Also, its not marketed anywhere else, if it were good, public would demand it in grocery stores around the co is why they named the sauce after their own company? Puzzling.

Brent on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 2:43 PM

Why is arby sauce only good on arby's roast beef sandwiches? I mean, you can try and dip your fries in it but its not as satisfying as ketchup. Also, its not marketed anywhere else, if it were good, public would demand it in grocery stores around the country. Do you think they knew this ahead of time and that is why they named the sauce after their own company? Puzzling.

Wrecking Crew on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 3:06 PM

DUDE, I THINK HEATHER MITTS BELONGS TO THE SAME GYM AS ME!!!!!!

For those of you who don't know who she is check out www.heathermitts.com

Bigworm on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 3:14 PM

You coming down this weekend Chris?

Brent on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 3:14 PM

I used to bang her, then she tried to pull the red card out, so I was like, fuck that.

Bigworm on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 3:25 PM

Anything going on this evening?

douglas on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 4:19 PM

drinking, probably at joe's. that's our standard friday evening

Phil on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 4:49 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2136426
i submitted this to fark with this headline: Arkansas St backup QB smacks girlfriend around, drags her down the street and then throws her into a puddle. Joe Joe Brown takes notes on how to move up the depth chart

I have a feeling it won't be accepted.

Bigworm on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 5:01 PM

That's awesome Philco.

douglas on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 5:01 PM

to follow up on snoop's football league...
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/4231820

stew on Friday, August 19, 2005 at 5:49 PM

Phil, I like the part about him drinking the $1.49 carton of chocolate milk and discarding the empty container in aisle 19, like it was written up in a police report.

stew on Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 12:53 AM

Just got back from seeing "40 Year Old Virgin", and I have to say that it is funnier than Wedding Crashers. Without giving too much away, you must stay for the musical bit at the end. Arguably better than "afternoon delight" in Anchorman...

Marc on Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 3:50 PM

Philco, since you're looking for a refrigerator and lox on price check these out.
you are gonna be just one person living there for the time being so here is a 16 cubic foot fridge for $350
http://bestbuy.dailyshopper.com/ind...circularid=7320

or it you want lots of space but cheap here are some 26 cubic feet fridge for just under $900
http://www.sears.com/sr/javasr/sear...p;vertical=APPL

Marc on Sunday, August 21, 2005 at 3:55 PM

still again if you want a fridge but don't want to miss any of the game while getting up to get a beer, bagel bites, or Red Baron pizza then you can get the tv fridge
http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/lge...idge-015827.php

Bigworm on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 9:21 AM

Philco - looking for appliances?

Might want to check out Lowe's, Sears, and even HH Gregg (damn annoying twins). I hear that HH Gregg if you offer to pay cash might even be willing to drop the prices down further.

Phil on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 9:47 AM

while I do have an official boycott of HH Gregg related to the twins, I'm told they'll do anything up to and possibly including smooching your bone to get you to buy an appliance from them. My mom got a 22cu ft fridge from those guys for $600 and my aunt got a side-by-side for $500 because it had a scratch on the back. But Joanna hooked me up with her discount, so I'll have to keep that in mind.

And for the record, here's the place I'm buying: http://www.realtor.com/Prop/1050383985

I'm not sure how long the listing will be on there, because well, I bought it. So it should go down once the paper work is done and the such.

Phil on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 11:07 AM

Ok, I'm a genius. After reading this article (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsa...GIUM-ODD-DC.XML) about a belgium soccer team that lost 50-1 because their goalie went to Pukkelpop - which, by the way, counted Louisville's own VHS or Beta as one of the bands playing.

Anyways, we should create the Natty Scies, an award given to a professional or recreational team that manages to fuck themselves in the most rediculous manner. For example, it's not enough to be beaten 50-1 in a game. You have to lose that bad because your goalie would rather go to a concert.

Phil on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 11:09 AM

It warrants mentioning that when I said I was a genius, I was not implying that I would be forming complete sentances. I'm an idea man, damn it.

Brock on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 1:03 PM

Just a reminder to all playing fantasy football: the draft will be Thursday at 4:30PM. We could use one more player to even up the league. Come on Wes!

Phil on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 1:41 PM

wrestling related sports guy. running diary from summer slam:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...TC-DT9705204233

douglas on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 3:02 PM

phil, i'll do your mortgage....you got my card, call me.

stew on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 3:56 PM

For the Card fans out there, here's a good article on Jason Spitz:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...423/1002/SPORTS

Green Baron on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 4:08 PM

Actually, we can't draft with only 9 players, it will reset the draft time....
You must have an even number.
So someone must join by Thursday

stew on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 4:22 PM

Phil, here is a pretty cool site dedicated to Louisville high school football. It has pretty much anything you could want to know.
http://www.louisvillehsfootball.com/
In regards to fantasy football, I'll join if someone tells me how...

Phil on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 4:22 PM

i can create team "bye week" if need be. and oh lord will team bye week kick ass.

Phil on Monday, August 22, 2005 at 6:13 PM

The AP Style guide freaks out about the "40 Year Old Virgin": http://www.editorandpublisher.com/e...t_id=1001019000

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 9:02 AM

Philco are you buying a house or a condo and where at?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 9:14 AM

Wow does anyone else see what is wrong here? Now Evangelical extremist are wanting to assassinate politcal leaders.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050823...n_assassination

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 9:29 AM

Brock - post me the information for fantasy football league and I will sign up.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 11:28 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050823...rmstrong_doping

Ok, I hate cheaters and performance enhancers of all types. It will be hard to convince me that Lance didn't use them. However, it has been 7 freakin' years! You had your chance, now that the man is retired, let him be you frenchie fucks. You missed your opportunity.
Discuss...

Phil on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 11:38 AM

The 3rd Annual Natty Sci Fake Football League kicks off.
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo...re...vateleague
Go to that link,
ID: 319514
PW: crazedbuffalo

Just follow the pages to create a team. Also, once you get to the league page, take a look at the roster sizes and points system and give me any feedback on changes.

The draft will be on Thursday, August 25th at 4:30PM.

joe on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 11:46 AM

I heard something about doc gooden being a fugitive. Anybody have more info? If this is true he deserves a Natty Scies award and a natty sci t-shirt

joe on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 12:30 PM

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?sl...p&type=lgns

Phil on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 2:15 PM

not looking good for huggins: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2141113

Church on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 3:17 PM

With the article about Huggins coming out, it looks as if the Cincy liquor industry will suffer a decline in sales

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 3:34 PM

Okay, just signed up....The Mean Machine are back in it baby.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 3:37 PM

Okay, gonna have to draft here from work but that should be okay. My boss is gone Thursday and Friday.

Brock on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 4:18 PM

Rioting in the streets. Zimpher dolls burned in effigy. This place is going to be nuts tonight. Luckily its dollar Miller Lite night at Arlins!

I didn't see this kind of uproar when Crum was ousted. Oh, thats right, Pitino was coming. Maybe if Bobby Knight was coming to UC to replace Huggs, I wouldn't mind, but apparently our university president is a total idiot. Thats what happens when you put women into power! (Had to say it, sorry ladies)

stew on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 at 11:16 PM

Wow...this one kinda defies explanation.
http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture1467.html

adrian on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 8:06 AM

Here is a current picture of carrot top.

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1601700/

Church on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 8:29 AM

Cincy should try to hire Mick Cronin from Murray State, just a thought. He's familiar with the program and would be a good fit. Plus, they should fire Keith Legree, he is a fool

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 9:34 AM

Actually Cincy knew they were going to pull the plug on Huggins earlier. They should have tried to get Bruce Pearl.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 9:37 AM

Go Sooners....I mean Longhorns.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/previ...tory?id=2140962

Green Baron on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:22 AM

That isn't Carrot Top dude. That's my college picture, before I found doughnuts....
mmmmm......doughnuts....

Brock on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 11:19 AM

I'd like to claim this as my own, but I got this one from a fellow Bearcat fan:

I'd like Nancy Zimpher, UC President, right here tonight. I want her brought from her happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want her brought right here with a big ribbon on her head. And, I want to look her straight in the eye and I want to tell her what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** she is! Hallelujah! Holy Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?

Phil on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 11:40 AM

your fellow bearcat fan would probably like to claim it as their own, but I believe that is from Christmas Vacation.

Wes can probably confirm this. Or IMDB. But I'm too lazy.

Brock on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 12:08 PM

I know its from X-mas Vacation, but the parady was original.

joe on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 12:27 PM

i need a drink what is anybody doing tonight?

joe on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 12:29 PM

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

get this man a natty sci sweatshirt

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 3:11 PM

Can you claim a parody to be original? I don't really think one can because by definition you are immitating another author or creator's work, i.e not originating the idea. However, I think one can claim that he was the first to use that xmas vacation parody, which brought us all comic relief.

adrian on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 3:43 PM

If UC is lucky they might be able to "steal" mike davis away from Indiana!

adrian on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 3:45 PM

And Brock, I am disappointed in your little rant about UC because you made no skull fucking reference. You are slacking man.

Brock on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 4:36 PM

I'm gonna poor Big Red all over Nancy Zimpher, skull-fuck her as I scream "I'm gonna kill you!"

How's that?

douglas on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 4:40 PM

that's strong

douglas on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 4:40 PM

the dog ate my steroids...
http://slate.msn.com/id/2123837/?nav=fo

Phil on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:05 PM

Speaking of steriods, MLB policy on Steriods: Ten game suspension. Marlins policy on Milk: Six.

Phil on Wednesday, August 24, 2005 at 10:05 PM

opps: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2142263

Bigworm on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 10:42 AM

When did Punky Brewster become hot?

http://images.google.com/images?q=S...+Frye&hl=en

joe on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 10:50 AM

anyone up for intramural football again?

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 11:14 AM

joe, finally check your email?

joe on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 11:29 AM

just got around to posting it. I saw it a while ago. on another note, anyone watch Insight 2 Sports hosted by WIll Perdue? Last night he interviewed BU AD Scott Wiegandt, CC coach Jim Vargo, runner Meghan Crowe who talked about molly wallace a bit, the womens tennis coach and Jenna Hurt who was Bmac's date to chris' wedding. I dont know what is worse the fact that this show exists or that i watched it

Green Baron on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 11:41 AM

Just a reminder....
Fantasy Draft is tomorrow (Friday) at 4:30...

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 11:44 AM

yeah, i got your message last night joe, scroggin saw it too. apparently the neighbors don't want that new track built, which of course is bullshit. i'm definitely sorry i missed osama bin wiegandt put on a happy face for the media, that's always comical.

i thought the draft was today at 4:30....

Brock on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 12:17 PM

Sorry about the late notice, but I thought I'd throw this out. I just got a stack of buy-one-get-one-free tickets to Kings Island. They expire on the 28th. I am already planning to go there on Saturday anyway, so if anyone wants to come up, I've got the discounts. In addition, Michelle and her roommates are throwing a stock-the-bar party that night, so you can top off your night with tons of booze and beer and just crash without having to worry about returning that night.

Let me know.

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 2:40 PM

hey, the draft is TODAY at 4:30. I propose a move to tomorrow at 3:30 because my ass won't be able to make it.

And if fucking Yahoo picks up half the damn Rams offense for me, I'm just going to snap. Plus if the Baron thinks it is tomorrow (unless he's just fucking around), and Cuban not being able to make it, I might not be the only one...

Let me know.

k thnx bye.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 3:05 PM

Yeah draft is today, last year or 2 years ago they tried to tell me that Priest Holmes was hurt so I wouldn't pick him.

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 3:15 PM

well you all better decide on that shit soon, it's in an hour and fifteen minutes...for the record, it makes no difference to me. I'm still whooping ass

Brock on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 3:42 PM

I would change the draft to tomorrow except I've had it scheduled for a month and requests to change it 2 hours are like telling me the dog ate your homework.

Better go ahead and pre-rank your players.

DRAFT AT 4:30 TODAY!

Green Baron on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 3:43 PM

Of course I was fucking around....
It's draft tradition

Green Baron on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 3:44 PM

Oh yah,
and Peyton Manning is injured too...
He was in a car accident like 20 mins ago, he's in a coma and likely never to come out of it.
You won't find it in the news....I just hit him like 20 mins ago and it probably won't make the news until after the draft.

Brock on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 3:48 PM

I think that was after you broke Preist Holmes' leg with a bat right?

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:05 PM

that draft's bullshit, i can't enter the online draft...

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:11 PM

i got it to work. you need java installed I believe. I think Yahoo has a link that has some directions on this, but I couldn't access it because, well, everything worked.

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:14 PM

i tried the link, but all it says is if you're at most work environments you can't do it, there's a firewall. i'm at work and i can't really leave to go draft a fantasy team. i preranked my players, but that's no good anyway, so I'm screwed. Let me know who I get...

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:19 PM

what kind of asshole company blocks fantasy football from their employees?

i'll keep you posted on here as your picks home in. Right now you have the 9th pick in the draft

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:22 PM

yeah, i need to quit. stupid work firewall, i need to have a serious fucking conversation with our president who's obviously never played fantasy football. With the 9th pick it's safe to say I'm not getting the studs I want.

joe on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:26 PM

i am out of the draft too. I am working on a loan for this company called Elephant Balls. What kind of bank are we?

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:31 PM

a great bank with elephant balls, that's what kind

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