I Got Hos In Different Area Codes

As you can see there is a bitch in his way, that he's got to move

Posted by Phil on August 25th, in the afternoon | 333 comments

Comments

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:35 PM

douglas, you just drafted deuce and jamal lewis.

i hope his ankle braclet doesn't show him down.

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:47 PM

hey, he's an angry ex-con now, he don't give a fuck. those are solid enough picks

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:48 PM

more picks for Douglas:
Joe Horn
Brian Westbrook
Todd Heap
Marc Bulger

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:54 PM

shit, i didn't want a tight end that soon. that's way too early

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:55 PM

douglas you just grabbed Muhsin Muhammed and Eric Moulds.

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 4:57 PM

how about a 2nd qb, what the hell?

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:02 PM

well, you did grab Shayne Graham, the kicker from Cinci and the Indi defense. But don't worry, about 20 starting QB still floating around.

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:03 PM

how the fuck did i get indy's defense? natty sci's intramural football team could score 5 times on them before halftime. lucky for them peyton throws six td's a game.

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:13 PM

Well, you also have Jake Plummer, Carnell Williams, Houshmandzada and Faulk now.

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:13 PM

but at least you didn't draft a guy in rehab that can't see out of one eye like Brock did.

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:18 PM

two more picks:
Justin McCareins (WR NYJ)
LJ Smith. (TE Phi)

douglas on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:19 PM

who was that?

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:28 PM

draft is over, so you should be able to check out your picks. Hope you like kickers and defense.

Brock on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:31 PM

Gotta have a team druggie!

Brent on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:39 PM

what is w/t? w/r? bn?

Someone fill me in...

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:41 PM

w/t and w/r is wide receiver or tight end / wide receiver or running back.

Brent on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:45 PM

So I could potentially start 4 running backs if I wanted to?

Phil on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 5:57 PM

yup, 4 RBs.

sports guy e-mails: unanswered, but there are some gems: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ex?name=simmons

stew on Thursday, August 25, 2005 at 8:15 PM

Ha ha! I am guessing by Phil's post that Brock got Koren Robinson! Ha! Actually I always kinda liked that guy, he put up good numbers for a couple years. Mushin Muhammed, not gonna do nearly as well this year...
Anyways, if anyone wants to go to Ginnys diner or something, I might go after a power nap, which brings me to another point, Xanax is not cool...

Bigworm on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 11:44 AM

Larry O update for you UofL fans.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...496/1002/SPORTS

Bigworm on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 11:49 AM

Received the unlikely tag, but if these women were hefers I could understand the reason to open the case.

http://www.themercury.co.za/index.p...ticleId=2850592

Bigworm on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 11:52 AM

Batboy follow up: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...artnersite=espn

stew on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 1:04 PM

"Bad Moon" Rison update. I believe I posted something about him signing almost a year ago, anyways, here's the final (not surprising) result:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2143301

Bigworm on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 1:30 PM

Does this end a comeback tour?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050826...e_guns_n__roses

Phil on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 1:33 PM

article on Rhodes and Gates playing with their first teams tonight:
http://www.democratandchronicle.com...352/1007/SPORTS
http://www.northjersey.com/page.php...2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2

Phil on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 2:07 PM

article about the family that lives in the house that fox news claimed was the home to a terrorist.

worth the read just to see what was spray painted on the wall of their house: http://www.news4jax.com/news/4900925/detail.html

Bigworm on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 2:11 PM

something interesting.

http://www.knowyourdrink.com/main.html

Phil on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 2:13 PM

a day late for those drafting blind guys in rehab, or 5th string running backs: The Sports Guy's fantasy rankings.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/050826

Bigworm on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 3:36 PM

Not a rocket propelled grenade but a rock.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,167081,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 4:17 PM

Natty Sci Honoree? I think so, doesn't appear to exercise, drinks, and gets rowdy.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/arti..._of_beer_heist/

douglas on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 4:31 PM

anything going on tonight??

stew on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 5:39 PM

Phil, in regards to the article about Kerry Rhodes, I was not aware he ever played basketball at Louisville. I had no doubt about his talent. Last year he set the single season interception record, not bad for a guy who only played safety for 2 seasons. I can see him being at least as good as Sam Madison, of "Big Play" Ray, who's little brother looked pretty good when I saw him practice.

Phil on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 8:00 PM

I think Kerry might be fibbing a bit about playing Basketball at Louisville. I think he had an option to walk-on, but never did. He certainly did not play in any games.

Brent on Friday, August 26, 2005 at 8:27 PM

Wow, looks like Smitticks and Red Stripe both have a gram of protein in them. Fuck Egg Whites, Im drinking beer.

Is anyone going out tonight?

stew on Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 12:20 PM

Anyone down for seeing "The Aristocrats" today? I was thinking of going to Baxter Ave theatre sometime this afternoon as that seems like the most appropriate venue for a film of that nature.

stew on Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 3:11 PM

Phil, appearantly Reggie Bradshaw has quit the UofL football team, haven't heard anything about where he's going, but I wouldn't be surprised if he ended up at Boise St.

Phil on Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 5:38 PM

yeah, I saw that. Which only solidifies my long running theory: canadians can't be trusted.

They said Darius Mann is moving to RB. Interesting.

stew on Saturday, August 27, 2005 at 7:42 PM

Here is the Sports Guy quotes page I was talking about last night, featuring gems from the like of Jalen Rose, Paris Hilton, and, of course, P. Diddy.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...chive&num=0

Brent on Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 10:15 AM

Thanks for calling last night Marc; unfortunately, I was a bitch and already in bed. I started my new job last night and I forgot how much work sucks. After almost a year of not working, you kind of get used to it.

stew on Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 7:06 PM

Joe, this link is for you:
http://www.cornholecup.com/

stew on Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 8:54 PM

Former Ohio State "star" RB...coming soon to an AFL team near you (maybe):http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2145372
Also, I was talking baseball at work today, and somehow Albert Bell's name came up and none of us knew where he is now. He blew up in the late 90's I believe and then disappeared like a fart in the wind. I think he played in Baltimore the last I knew. If any resident baseball fans can tell me anything it would be greatly appreciated.

Phil on Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 9:41 PM

i think albert belle got arthitis or something weird and was forced into retiring by doctors. i feel your pain Albert.

Phil on Sunday, August 28, 2005 at 9:43 PM

ronnie ghent is listed as the #2 FB for the Bengals: http://www.bengals.com/team/depthchart.asp

stew on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 1:07 AM

I was just reading some articles on Hurricane Katrina, this little clip is from an AP article:
Tony Peterson leaned over a balcony above Bourbon Street, festooned with gold, purple and green wreathes as Katrina's first rains pelted his shaved head.

"I was going to the Superdome and then I saw the two-mile line," the 42-year-old musician said. "I figure if I'm going to die, I'm going to die with cold beer and my best buds."

This guy deserves a Natty Sci shirt!

joe on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 8:20 AM

I checked my sources at work and bradshaw left earlier this week along with ST X grad justin deely. We also got a transfer from Georgia Tech. He was one of the top QBs in Fl and we are making him a reciever

joe on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 9:00 AM

http://abcnews.go.com/US/Business/story?id=1059341

Interesting

douglas on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 9:41 AM

these people need hobbies...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9075811/

douglas on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 9:44 AM

see, this lady has a hobby:
http://www.2dorks.com/video/can_crushing_mamma.wmv

Green Baron on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 10:29 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050821/...JZXP_UcSX5PXLoF

I want to party with this chick

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 10:43 AM

to continue the link spree, here's the die with a beer in his hand dude: http://www.newsday.com/news/weather...mostemailedlink

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 10:44 AM

and here's how to contact tony peterson, assuming he lives on New Orleans. and if he was going to the superdome, I think that is a safe assumption: http://www.google.com/search?sa=X&a...%22+new+orleans

joe on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:01 AM

it is amazing how strenuous the ring toss can be. I once saw a man lose a leg at the whack a mole

http://www.boston.com/sports/footba..._skip_function/

Green Baron on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:05 AM

So, the other day I looked up the greatest computer game ever, Starflight and Starflight 2.
Anyone ever play that?
It's freakin' sweet.
So it's downloadable from several web sites, I think the copyright has run out on it. But I won't post a link, just in case Phil is in a bad mood. Just Google search and there are a couple of sites with the download. You'll need DOSbox to slow it down, otherwise space battles take approximately 0.26 seconds, and you die.
Just in case anyone ever played that game and felt like taking a trip down memory lane....
It was such a great game, that nearly 20 years later it still kicks ass.

stew on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:08 AM

In regards to Douglas's link-I'm really surprised that the FCC doesn't find a girl crushing Fosters cans with her tits offensive...

Green Baron on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:14 AM

What a dumbass....
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/eve...ladm10808291449
He left his lights on.....
moron...

Bigworm on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:30 AM

Someone really should contact that guy so we can send him a tshirt

Bigworm on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:31 AM

If he doesn't survive..maybe we can drape it over the casket as "Dust in the Wind" plays in the background.

stew on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:34 AM

I did not foresee this ending like it did,
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/screamprank.html

stew on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:36 AM

Shit, forgot to mention the above link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:53 AM

a place to download the game (or a lot of older games) is Home of the Underdogs (http://www.the-underdogs.org)

They are good about cleaning up games that the publisher doesn't want available, but the legality of the files is still questionable because they are still technically copyrighted.

It warrants mentioning that you can also download Simtower perhaps one of the greatest games ever released.

Brock on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 11:59 AM

In case you wanted to see who Tony Peterson is, he's a picture. He's the guy up on the balcony.

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/eve...aeg10508290023#

Green Baron on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 12:00 PM

Yah,
Moby Games has it too.
I don't know the legality. I think it must be legal though, because I found it 2 years ago on another site that still has it hosted.
If it was illegal, I would imagine it would have been taken down by now...

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 12:09 PM

Most of the time with these games and the legality is that no company is around to file a lawsuit to remove them from the website.

but take a look at Sierra's collection of games. In many cases, you won't find them because Sierra is still around and pretty protective about certain games. Like the Space Quest or Kings Quest games are all but missing from those sites.

But by classifying themselves as a library, they may be in the clear because I believe copyright laws state copies can be made by library if it has been determained that the work is not available at a fair price and the library isn't selling it themselves. But maybe not...

Here's an old article from the New York Times on it: http://www.nytimes.com/library/tech...les/18aban.html

joe on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 1:39 PM

today at work i am learning how to launder money

Green Baron on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 2:07 PM

"Wait a minute...you used to do crack? Do you know anything about laundering money?"

douglas on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 2:52 PM

take good notes

douglas on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 2:59 PM

topless virgins, not what you'd think:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9116360/

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 3:18 PM

I think King Mswati III is getting a bad rap. They say he's setting a bad example for a country filled with AIDS. I say that having grand ceremonies to find hot virgins is an excellent idea that their whole country needs.

Heck, I need it too.

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 4:15 PM

if I can get this TV for $2,199, would you pull the trigger?
http://www.plasmatvbuyingguide.com/...2x1-review.html

difficulty: this would be part of my christmas bonus, so I have the money......

douglas on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 4:44 PM

looks pretty sweet, but I've heard plasma tv's only have a lifespan of about 4-5 years right now. I don't know how true that is, just what i've heard.

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 4:45 PM

this one is rated at 60,000 hours. So about 10 years on the brightest setting.

my concern is that it says it sucks at 480i. Anyone willing to translate that for me?

Bigworm on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 4:46 PM

Everyone deserves a big screen I think.

douglas on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 4:50 PM

i bet porn would look great on that tv. imagine the close ups in high definition. jenna jameson would look unbelievable. throw some surround sound on that bad boy and you could hear her moaning around the block.

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 4:52 PM

the problem with the HD porn is that their ass zits are also in HD.

http://slate.msn.com/id/2094788/

douglas on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 5:04 PM

i guess that's true, plus the herpes will look much clearer too, so that could possibly unstiffen your wood.

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 5:24 PM

this is one of the funnier things I've read all day: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...e=barone/050829

ESPN.com, but it's about a dude taking on the squirrels in his backyard. Not Lynnie's dad with a BB Gun funny, but still funny none-the-less.

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 6:02 PM

this was on the Sports Guy's links of the day. Check out the bottom picture from bios from Sports Lab's founders: http://www.sportslab.net/biography.html

stew on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 9:22 PM

Kirk Herstreit's annual CFB awards...
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/previ...tory?id=2143245

Brent on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 10:30 PM

Phil, buy the T.V.

Just dont go to O'sheas for a week and the damn thing will pay for itself.

Phil on Monday, August 29, 2005 at 10:45 PM

damn Brent, you not only bring a wicked burn but also make a valid argument.

/golf clap

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 9:46 AM

Rent out the TV during the superbowl, NBA championships, Open Tournaments in golf and tennis, College bowl games, etc etc and then you can buy everyone the same TV.
I see a business venture.
-Phil's TV rental - "If you're gonna get it, might as well be from Phil"

Phil on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 10:19 AM

Hmmm, I already use the slogan "If you're gonna get it, might as well be from Phil" for sluts worried about my herpes.

I don't want brand confusion between "Phil's TV Rental(r)" and "Phil's Nasty Sex with Skanks, LLC"

joe on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 10:55 AM

i need to come up with 2 truths and a lie. anybody got anything creative off the wall that i can use as a truth or a lie. i might just use 3 lies if they are good enough and claim 2 as truths. if anybody wants to add their creative input i am open for ideas

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 11:01 AM

I had to do that once....
I used the following:
I met Mike Tyson in prison
I have 5 brothers and sisters, and the 6 of us have 4 birthdays.
I took the virginity of Sean Yseult, the chick from White Zombie.

Can you spot the lie?

stew on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 11:38 AM

This link concerns potentially offensive town names in the UK, and it really supports my argument that the British, despite being the creators of Victorian manners and etiquette, also have a remarkable ability to take vulgarity to new levels. Some of these are really funny. Enjoy!
http://www.thisisscunthorpe.co.uk/d...tentPK=13088344

stew on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 2:23 PM

I don't know what anyone else is planning on doing Sunday afternoon but I believe I will be going here to watch UL/UK.
http://mb6.scout.com/flouisvillefrm...cID=17365.topic

douglas on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 4:58 PM

seriously, what the fuck??? dr. phil's son and a playboy triplet??? all is not right in the world...
http://music.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=200280

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 5:03 PM

This guy deserves a t-shirt, even if he is a Brit.

http://www.thisissouthdevon.co.uk/d...tentPK=13097052

Phil on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 5:43 PM

video from the coast of mississippi: http://www.wlbt.com/global/video/Wo...playerVersion=6

douglas on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 5:57 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9132814/

england allows swearing in school

Phil on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 at 6:18 PM

frankfort avenue beer depot made ESPN.com thanks to Pat Forde (scroll down...all the way down): http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2147048

stew on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 12:16 AM

I feel sorry for them, but why in the blue fuck would you EVER bring your family to a jail if you were a C.O??!http://abcnews.go.com/US/HurricaneK...1633&page=1

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 9:33 AM

Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!

http://www.willistonherald.com/arti.../news/news2.txt

joe on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:11 AM

can anybody find gas under $3.00 anywhere? if so let me know

Phil on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:41 AM

hmm, it was $2.89 down off river road a couple of hours ago. Might have gone up already

$3 will be a deal soon:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/08/31/new...dex.htm?cnn=yes

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:45 AM

One of the best sites for rising gas prices.

http://www.gasbuddy.com/

You can search gas prices in a given area.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:54 AM

Here is the recommended sites for the new arena.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/50831001

However, I think it will be built at old fairgrounds because UofL fans will be bitching about having to drive downtown. I can't wait for this one to hit the mainstream public. Hilarity ensues!

Phil on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 2:43 PM

the majority of Louisville fans with season tickets are no where near the Fairgrounds either. Either way, they'll be driving. The key will be parking downtown, that'll be the big issue.

Phil on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 3:23 PM

The Onion updated and now you can get their archives for free, which means all of the H-Dog's articles are now online.
http://www.theonion.com/content/col...s/view/kornfeld

Big upz to tha whole Midstate Office Supply Accountz Reeceevable posse

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 3:25 PM

Yeah parking vs. economic impact. Logically, it should be put downtown to get the most bang for the buck assisting the city's economical growth. Unfortunately, people will site convenience issues and as a result chances are will be put at the fairgrounds.

My point is this: I am all in favor of Louisville building a new arena. If any tax/government money at all is going to be used, build it where that will assist the city the most, i.e. downtown. If they want to stay at the fairgrounds, stay at Freedom Hall and save money.

douglas on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 3:31 PM

fuck the new arena, fuck the cardinals, fuck pitino, fuck jurich, and fuck abramson. it's complete bullshit those guys will pull out all the stops for a new arena for u of l, but when an nba team, i'm sorry, 3 nba teams, try to relocate to louisville, pitino and jurich throw a fit b/c they won't be the big dogs anymore, and abramson stands there with a fucking tampon stuck up his pussy b/c he doesn't want to piss them off. i want a new arena, but for the reason it should've been built in the first place, an nba team.

douglas on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 4:25 PM

tricky tricky...
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/4821004

Brock on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 4:36 PM

Douglas,

Amen brother!

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 5:00 PM

Star Wars/Indiana Jones actor dies

http://movies.msn.com/movies/articl...spx?news=200326

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 5:13 PM

Just imagine in 40 years we will be talking about the good ole days. The days where beer flowed like wine and before you had to pay taxes on goods you purchased via internet.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050831.../internet_taxes

Phil on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 5:21 PM

I think you've had to pay taxes on internet purchases for the past 4 years when you file taxes.

I'd rather pay up front than trying to figure out how many pornos I purchased over the course of a year.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 9:51 PM

Yeah there was a spot for it, however, it is on the honor system and I am sure people cheated.

stew on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 at 11:14 PM

My 2 cents on a new bb arena in Louisville...not gonna happen. Too much bullshit, too many different vested interests. Meanwhile the Cards keep playing in Freedom Hall. The "Task Force" will continue to debate about location until everyone loses interest and the whole idea runs out of gas.
BTW, bringing an NBA team to Louisville is one of the worst ideas I have ever heard. I will not elaborate further as I have done so exhaustively on other internet forums.

joe on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 7:44 AM

maybe we will get the new orleans hornets....too soon?

Bigworm on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 9:00 AM

Stewie - Pitino will got what Pitino wants. He wants his own new arena, period.

Phil on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 9:21 AM

appearantly people are shooting at helicopters in new orleans now. the military police is pulling out of the superdome in fears of a riot: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9156612/

Phil on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 9:36 AM

here's the police scanner link:
http://64.202.112.69:8080/scanner

if you go to windows media player, you can open it via File | Open Url...

250 port-a-johns just arrived and someone yelled out "for the love of god let the toilets through!"

Brock on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 10:53 AM

I've heard rumors that Kurt Russell is in early planning stages for making Escape from New Orleans.

IMO if people are f'in shooting at the rescue helicopters, they just say screw it, blow the levees and flood those bastards. The city is already screwed, might as well finish the job and clean up society along with the infrastructure. Social Darwinism baby!

Bigworm on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 10:57 AM

Pitino will get* what Pitino wants.

joe on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 1:39 PM

#7 in your programs #1 in your hearts!! To Falco!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/050831

Phil on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 2:18 PM

pictures from a datacenter in New Orleans (they are running off generator power right now): http://sigmund.biz/kat/index.html

joe on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 2:20 PM

football game sunday anybody have any plans besides stewie?

Phil on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 2:40 PM

No plans for me. I asked marc about hijacking the projector ala Family Guy, but no word from him...

Bigworm on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 7:02 PM

This is sad that my football program has come to this. Good thing I also like Texas.

http://www.wkqq.com/pages/kittenbil...;article=324532

Bigworm on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 7:13 PM

Apparently monkeys like KFC.

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4913223/detail.html

stew on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 10:10 PM

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/...1197922-cp.html
That's how Canada rolls baby.

stew on Thursday, September 01, 2005 at 10:20 PM

Phil, J.R. Russell is the 3rd receiver on the Buc's depth chart.

Phil on Friday, September 02, 2005 at 1:49 PM

if you haven't seen anderson cooper call out the senator, it's worth watching: http://movies.crooksandliars.com/An...eu-Katrina1.wmv

Channel One News...represent!

Phil on Friday, September 02, 2005 at 1:49 PM

oh, and sports guy on new orleans: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...TC-DT9705204233

Bigworm on Friday, September 02, 2005 at 2:53 PM

Good article, but he is correct. I am anxiously awaiting the next trip there, which will not be for a while now.

Bigworm on Friday, September 02, 2005 at 3:16 PM

Looks like Bill still has a few days till he is breaking some records.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_...25570501760A551

douglas on Friday, September 02, 2005 at 5:04 PM

what's the plan for tonight?

Phil on Friday, September 02, 2005 at 5:18 PM

Video for Bloodhound Gang's new song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Seems right up stewie's alley.

I'm going to be at a wedding rehearsal and stuff earlier tonight, so give me a call later.

Phil on Friday, September 02, 2005 at 5:38 PM

um, yeah, here's the link: http://www.bandbuilder.com/hefty_fi...ref_code=D63278

i'm retarded.

adrian on Sunday, September 04, 2005 at 7:05 PM

1 freaking yard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stew on Monday, September 05, 2005 at 3:36 AM

I learned a few things today; 1st, UK's offense lived up to and exceeded all preseason expectations. Woodson and co. exploited the Card's inexperienced secondary. My congratulations are in order to Mr. Joker Phillips-if y'all continue to play the way you did today, UT, UGA, or UF can expect a rude awakening. Not to mention the weak-ass Cocks or Vandy!!
Another thing I learned today is that 4th St. live is really expensive!

Bigworm on Monday, September 05, 2005 at 10:48 AM

Yeah I really like what Joker has done and I actually anticipate that UK will go to a no hudle offense. They should have employed that strategy sooner and Joker and Roeper will both tell you that. Anyway, I think that UK was much better than we all thought and we know that they atleast have something to build on. It actually might be possible to get a decent record this year (5-6 or 6-5) is pretty good for UK playing 5 top 25 teams.

Brent on Monday, September 05, 2005 at 12:43 PM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/hornygorillas.wmv

Brent on Monday, September 05, 2005 at 12:58 PM

This guy obviously doesnt have Deuce McAllister on his fantasy team or else Im sure he'd be singing a different tune.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?sl...o&type=lgns

Phil on Monday, September 05, 2005 at 1:35 PM

that video that brent posted was on fark with the headline "Britney Spears Sex Tape Leaked!"

Good times.

Phil on Monday, September 05, 2005 at 9:57 PM

Marc, check your voice mail.

Video of Keith Olberman getting pissed off: http://media.putfile.com/OlbermannSwings

Brent on Monday, September 05, 2005 at 10:31 PM

Excellent post Phil, Keith Olberman should run for office.

stew on Monday, September 05, 2005 at 10:44 PM

Kerry Rhodes starting for the Jets:
http://www.newyorkjets.com/news/ind...ctions_id=#2153

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 11:17 AM

Anybody been to Aruba,
If you have, you went to the Natural Bridge.
Well,
It's gone now:
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050902/.../xlm10209021630

se la vi

Brent on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 11:33 AM

How was trivia?

Brent on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 11:51 AM

Ok Phil, I just linked the nattysci to my web blog so hopefully all the incoming traffic doesnt crash the site.

Brock on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 12:34 PM

I'm disappointed no one has pointed out that they are making a DOOM movie with The Rock. Although the plot and the acting will probably be sub-standard like Resident Evil, whoever has played DOOM (which is everyone reading this), will appreciate the first-person perspective of some shots in the movie: check out the trailer.
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/doom.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 2:19 PM

Sept. 10 Idaho State Home 6 p.m.
Sept. 17 Indiana Away 6:45 p.m.
Sept. 24 Florida Home
Oct. 8 South Carolina Away
Oct. 22 Mississippi Away
Oct. 29 Mississippi State Home
Nov. 5 Auburn Home
Nov. 12 Vanderbilt Away
Nov. 19 Georgia Away
Nov. 26 Tennessee Home

So here is the rest of UK's schedule. I was hoping for maybe 5 or 6 wins this year, though not really thinking that is possible with the loss to UL. So if we win a big time SEC game that might be enough for Brooks to hang on a bit longer. I am actually hoping that they fire the figurehead in a year or 2 and promote Joker Phillips to the headcoaching position.

joe on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 3:07 PM

over/under on 4.5 wins. what does anybody think?

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 3:16 PM

http://www.macon.com/mld/macon/sports/12563868.htm

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 3:18 PM

Being a fan and actually liking what I saw on Sunday - OVER!

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 3:18 PM

minus 2nd quarter.

Marc on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 4:16 PM

Brent, share the link to your weblog

Brent on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 5:16 PM

http://life-of-bc.blogspot.com/

Phil on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 5:57 PM

via fark, someone with way too much time on his hands reviews stuff from amazon.com. My favorite is the "Sharper Image Bar Master Deluxe Electronic Drink Guide"

Phil on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 5:57 PM

shit: http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member...5167005-0195349

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 06, 2005 at 9:55 PM

Sad thing is I have one of those sharper image bar master deluxe electronic drink guide.

stew on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 12:11 AM

Attn: Brock...Koren Robinson just found a new home:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2152734

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 9:37 AM

So can we equate Steve Irwin to a modern day Bob Ross? Now let's paint some happy clouds.

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20.../D8CF1CM00.html

Brock on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 11:30 AM

Thanks Stew... but I knew he'd be picked up by the Vikings, a solid passing team, so this was all planned well in advance. Look whose laughing now boys!

Note: I dropped Robinson 30 seconds after the draft and picked up Dante Hall, my foundation of wide receivers who score all their points on kick and punt returns. Eddie Drummond, you're next!

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 12:03 PM

What are you going to do if they kick away from them?

Green Baron on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 1:49 PM

So, if anyone has ever visited the internet, you most likely have come across this site:
www.maddox.xmission.com
I didn't approve of his new offering, so I sent him this letter:
Hey Maddox,
I dig your site, or at least I used to. I was quite disturbed by your announcement you would donate half of your profits to the Red Cross from the sale
of your merchandise.
Why not all of it? It seems to me you are prying on people's sympathetic properties to increase your own profits. By using the Red Cross donation as an
incentive to buy, you increase sales. So yah, you might give half your profits, but if you sell 4X as much, you've doubled your own profits. I thought
you despised assholes that would use such a ploy to garner more profits. But now, here you are, using the same capatilistic game to raise your profits
by profiteering on people's sympathetic feelings.
I expected more from you. I thought you were different and that you meant what you preached. But no, it's all about the money, isn't it?

He sent this response:
My entire livelihood comes from the store, and I don't have banners on my site, unlike CNN / Fox and other news organizations that profit directly from tragic events through advertising revenue.

I'm giving people who would have normally never donated an incentive to donate. Not to mention that I'm an influential figure on the Internet with millions of fans, setting a good example for others. But feel free to ignore anything positive as long as it supports your skewed theory. I don't need any "ploy" to sell the products, they sell just fine on their own. It costs me a great deal of time and money to ship this stuff, and when I cut my profits in half, my shipping manager and I have to do the same amount of work for less. Not to mention the hidden costs such as storing boxes, paper, ink, electricity, two phone lines, gas to deliver the shipments, and misprint costs. I don't need to be doing this.

It's a bit rude to question the motives of someone donating, especially when I have nothing to gain from it. If it was "all about the money" like you're suggesting, then why haven't I put banners up on my site, dumbass? Why do I continue to pay for all of my bandwidth out of my pocket? Why wouldn't I simply donate less, like 40% or 30% to keep more for myself? You think 50% is some magical number that will instantly increase my sales by 400%? I'm barely getting by as it is.

Until you've matched my own contribution, or even if you have, kindly take your cynicism and shove it. Thanks.

------
Ha ha ha, he called me dumbass. How many of you have been called a dumbass by Maddox?

I don't think Maddox knows the definition of "profits". I know one thing: shipping costs are not included in it. I would respond with this, but I am already pushing ending up on his site with a one-sided argument.

douglas on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 4:40 PM

here's another one...
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/4848174

Phil on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 4:54 PM

the other problem with punt / kick returners is they don't get points, the teams defense does...

article on stephon marbury that's pretty good: http://www.nypost.com/sports/knicks/27752.htm Use bugmenot (http://www.bugmenot.com) for registration.

I read that book on Stephon Marbury Growing up called
Last Shot (highly recommended), and it's pretty good. Especially after you read what happened over time to the rest of his teammates from those years.

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 5:08 PM

C'mon Baron - explain it to him and post the response. I actually enjoyed reading it. Does maddox know who he is fucking with? I mean really, about 10 people read our site on a daily basis. So through a combined effort we can probably raise like 100 bucks, which is pretty generous for our alcoholic asses. But here is the figure that will blow your mind, the compounding interest on that 100 bucks could make that initial investment an astonishing 200 bucks in say 28 years based on a 2.5% interest rate (using formula based on theoretical financing calculations)

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 5:17 PM

Here's a shocker!

http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news?sl...s&type=lgns

Brent on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 5:32 PM

Im calling bullshit on Morse's steroid confession. He says, the steroids have remained in his body from when he used a year ago. Yeah right buddy!

douglas on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 6:24 PM

traces of steroids can stay in your system for that long, that is true.

Brock on Wednesday, September 07, 2005 at 11:59 PM

I don't really like giving away this secret, but since I've been called out on it... Kick returners do get points as offensive wide receivers. Simply click on your team and notice the scoring columns: Passing, Rushing, Receiving, RETURN, Misc, Fum.

Therefore, you can theoretically score twice for a kick return TD, if you have the guy playing WR and the DEF. I think this is fair since you get two TD's if you have the QB and the WR on a pass TD. Thats a lot easier and less risky than a kick return TD.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 9:04 AM

Simply ignorant - enough said.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...451/1008/NEWS01

Bigworm on Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 9:08 AM

Anyone see where the Ville is actually making a wise decision. The government is willing to invest 100M dollars if they build an arena downtown, which puts it on par with the cost of building one at the fairgrounds. The are only willing to do this at a downtown location because they will receive kickback through additional parking that will be created to accomadate the fans. This is great!

Green Baron on Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 9:50 AM

ATTN MARC:

I can't remember if you said you couldn't get Daily Show clips.

If you can, last night had Jon Stewart breaking down the president's actions during Katrina. It was absolutely hilarious. Think you can hook a brotha' up?

Nobody else watch it. And if you aren't Marc, you shouldn't be reading this, so fuck off, you nosy bastard.

Phil on Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 9:51 AM

http://getoutdaway.ytmnd.com/

Phil on Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 9:57 AM

baron: http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/...nes/index.jhtml

douglas on Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 9:58 AM

to follow up on the last post, here's an article from today's courier that talks about the assclowns running the arena task force committee. the task force all have special interests in putting the arena at the fairgrounds, most specifically for rep. larry clark (wife's on the kentucky fair board committee) and "papa" john schnatter (vested interested in u of l, doesn't want to lose naming rights to yum). mayor jerry for the first time in his entire life actually grew a pair and said the gov't's not chipping in for a fairgrounds arena, which of course doesn't benefit anybody. here's the article:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps.../509080386/1055

Green Baron on Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 1:42 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wlwt/200509...lo_wlwt/2925190

Tasering a grandma is pretty bad.
How about a 120 lb 12 year old girl....
Cincinnati represent!

joe on Thursday, September 08, 2005 at 2:47 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...simmons/050908a

sports guy on the "OC"

Its like the karate kid without the karate

Brock on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 12:43 AM

Is it just me, or does Kerry Collins look like he's got a touch of Downs? The guy looks dumbfounded all the time.

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 8:57 AM

Brock - Yeah he and you have that same dumfounded look, but yours is more permanent!

C'mon buddy you set yourself up for that one so I had to spike it down.

Green Baron on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 9:50 AM

Kerry Collins-

I've never seen anyone so chickenshit play the game of football. He'll throw the ball away 10 secs before someone can crush his ass. He'll also run out of the pocket long before it has collapsed.

This is why he is a waste of space and I will continue to refuse to put him on my team. I'd put Jeff Garcia on my team before him. THAT'S how much he sucks...

And he's a retard, as Brock pointed out.

Church on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 10:04 AM

My God, have you all seen U of L non conference schedule for basketball? I am surprised they try to schedule Saint Agnes

Brock on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 11:02 AM

Did Bob Huggins make UofL's schedule. Not exactly an impressive lineup coming from a Final Four team. Way to boost the resume Pitino.

Brock on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 11:11 AM

This is a load of crap!

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...484/1002/SPORTS

So are they going to split off public magnet schools as well?

douglas on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 11:13 AM

pitino straight up said it was a weak non-conference schedule 'cuz he wanted to build his guys confidence. He then proceeded to say that after the big east schedule, his job may be in jeopardy. classic pitino, completely making his team out to suck, that way in case they do, it's not his fault, and if they don't suck, he gets all the credit. he did the same shit at uk in '96 when he had the greatest college basketball team ever

joe on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 11:43 AM

I think the exhibition game against BU might be tougher then the nonconference schedule

Phil on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 1:20 PM

So what's better than Spinelli's for lunch on the company dollar? When your boss tells you "lets just wait for the pizza there so we can drink instead of hanging out at the office."

Good times. Good times.

Brent on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 2:57 PM

I kinda agree with that article posted, I dont think private schools should be able to offer athletic scholarships.

"Non-public schools make up 16 percent of the KHSAA membership and won 57 percent of the titles." <---That is a load of crap.

Are private schools really that much better or is it they have a huge pool of talent and they can recruit? I don't see Collegiate or St. Francis vying for any titles.

Brock on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 3:27 PM

Private schools are not providing athletic scholarships. Some schools just provide financial aid to lower-income students (regardless of their athletic ability).

I would not disagree that the private schools can select from a larger pool of talent, but they do not get to choose this pool. They have to get the students to come to the school in the first place as students, not athletes.

One major reason why Catholic (not necessarily all private) schools have quality talent is because the Catholic elementary schools are basically a minor league farm system that gets kids playing together well before high school. However, public schools (i.e. Daviess Co.), are playing kids from elementary in high school athletics, thus extending their careers (is this any better?).

Overall, I think that private schools may have a little better discipline and motivation in their athletes because they don't HAVE to be at those schools.

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 4:09 PM

Here is a pretty cool invention.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050909..._nm/backpack_dc

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 4:13 PM

Damn, do you guys think they will segregate HighQ?

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 4:17 PM

Well not the case Erwin. So are you tryin go tell me that Trinity or St. Xavier wouldn't be able to find a few extra dollars to give to a family who boarderline qualifies for financial aid/paying their own way if their son is the next great football quarterback/running back/6-8 320 pound offensive lineman who runs a 4.9 40 yard dash?

Brock on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 4:26 PM

Nope, they don't need to. If the family "borderline" qualifies, they have enough money to pay the tuition. Besides, they don't need to give incentives to athletes, the tradition recruits for itself. Who wouldn't want to play on a championship team?

We are also not addressing the issue that some public schools (i.e. Manual, Shawnee) can have kids come in from anywhere in the area because they are "magnet" schools. You don't think those schools wouldn't "encourage" the "next great QB" to join the Flight training program?

Brock on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 4:31 PM

I think this topic brings up the issue of the school voucher system. Why should someone be forced to go to a crummy school (Atherton) just because they live close by? If the school system was set up on vouchers, then any student would have their choice of schools based on academics or athletics. You can argue if you like, but I think this would make the school system a little more accountable for education quality. However, this does sound a lot like Communism (good in theory, but horrible in practice).

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 4:50 PM

And the movie theaters are blaming Hollywood for making bad movies for the reasoning behing the boxoffice slumps. Personally, I will pay my bucks to see this gem.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,...5420008,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 4:55 PM

This is exactly the kind of thinking that occurs when the children sporting leagues no longer keep score because some lame ass tree hugging parent doesn't want to have to tell their shitty kid that they suck, instead they say "It's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game that counts". The little fuck-o that first said that was the biggest douche ever. I have an idea, instead of seperating the schools, why not give everyone a championship ring and trophy and deem everyone as a winner?

"I'm the real winner because you guys played!"

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 4:56 PM

And fuck it....why not give every enlistee in the armed services a congressional medal of honor while we are at it.

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 4:59 PM

I hope these homeowners association board members like it hot, because they are going straight to hell!

http://www.wesh.com/news/4951969/detail.html

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 5:03 PM

Can anyone tell I am bored at work?

Adrian - I need you to build me a website.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,...5410334,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 5:09 PM

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

Get plenty of rest.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR

Take the doctor's office approach.
Think about it...

When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because alcohol kills germs.
So.......
I walk to the liquor store...(exercise)
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary...(veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio...(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh...(eliminate stress)
Then pass out...(rest)
The way I see it...If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!!
My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

Phil on Friday, September 09, 2005 at 6:03 PM

as to the giving money to borderline people to go to trinity, I can vouch that this does happen because they gave my family money so we could afford it. It's through the archdiocese (however you spell it). It's given to anyone, not just MLB or point guards.

Jay on Saturday, September 10, 2005 at 10:18 PM

What's up, bitches! It's been a while, but I finally found time to post. By the way, I was really drunk last night. And very touchy-feely. And horny. Wierd!

Phil on Sunday, September 11, 2005 at 11:31 PM

i think I might get beat because of the god damn indianapolis defense. go figure.

let's go Michael Vick! And you suck Michael Westbrook!

Phil on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 6:05 AM

peace out, bitches. off to california.

i can't believe i'm awake.

Bigworm on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 9:42 AM

Okay so Texas didn't waltz into the horeshoe and deliver that Texas ass kicking like I predicted of Ohio St., however, I also didn't think they would have 3 turnovers in the game giving Ohio St. primetime field position. The good thing is Texas has one hell of a defense as to limiting those guys to 9 points on 3 fieldgoals on those 3 turnovers.

Bigworm on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 9:44 AM

Oh yeah, have to give much love to the Ohio St. linebackers. One on one, none could contain my man Vince Young, however, when you triangulate with their three studs at linebacker (anchored by All-American A.J. Hawk) you do manage to slow him down. Kudos.

joe on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 10:53 AM

amazing thing about hawk is that he was recruited as a fullback

adrian on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 12:33 PM

Don't get me wrong, I hate Ohio State but texas was a bunch of bitches by not kicking the ball towards Ginn. Texas had a hard time with holmes returning the ball. Holmes is fast but he is slower than shit compared to Ginn( fastest guy in college) Anyways it was a good game. GO Horns |_|

joe on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 1:18 PM

GO SOONERS!!!!

Bigworm on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 1:35 PM

Adrian what about the Longhorn's runningback Charles? OSU uses 2 guys on special teams kickoff returns. Texas kicked to Ginn Jr. several time during the game, and shut him down on defense. Give credit to where credit is due, Texas defenders just showed up and were ready to play. And they did!

Bigworm on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 2:21 PM

Okay - maybe this dude should get a nattysci t-shirt

http://www.thisisleicestershire.co....tentPK=13164206

Marc on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 2:40 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE BURKET
(A Natty Sci Original & one help to keep it alive)

Bigworm on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 2:53 PM

Here is the link for the Texas-OSU game's boxscore!

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/boxsc...amp;confId=null

Adrian as you can see - Ginn returned the ball more times than Holmes for the game (including the punt return). In fact, the announcers of the game made the comment that Texas wasn't kicking the ball away from Ginn, instead it is as if they are daring him to make a play. Kicking the ball away from a guy is what UL did to Abney a few years ago where they took the best return man in the NCAA out of the game by intentionally kicking the ball out of bounds.

Marc on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 3:59 PM

This link is only interesting for huge computers dorks (AKA: Phil and Adrian)

Marc on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 3:59 PM

Here's the link, I'm an idiot
http://atomchip.com/_wsn/page4.html

Brock on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 5:33 PM

Interesting, yet a hoax.
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/.../comments/3568/

stew on Monday, September 12, 2005 at 11:44 PM

I never thought I'd say this, but Alabama is alot of fun! I just got back from Auburn where I had a fantastic weekend. I got to see some great 6A HS football on Fri. night, then Auburn vs. Miss. St at Jordan-Hare on Sat. and for those who haven't been there, the scenery (girls) is absolutely breathtaking. I think I'm gonna go back in Nov. for the Iron Bowl.

Phil on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 12:28 AM

jesus titty fucking christ.

fucking michael vick is perhaps the worst quarterback ever to play in the nfl. kerry collins for live, bitches!

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 8:48 AM

Michael vick the worst? When I think of the falcons offense this is what I hear; "Somebody has to make a play! Michael can't do it all!" coach takes MV aside, "Michael you're the only one who can do it!"

The Falcons have a good running game alternating between Dunn and Ducket, Crumpler is one of the best tight ends in the game, Vick is the most exciting and elusive QB's in the game (did you see the single play where Vick outlegged three defenders, one of which actually grabbed his leg, nothing was available downfield, because his recievers are shite, and he made it to the sideline and rocketed the ball to Crumpler, one of the best TE in the game? That play alone shows how dangerous he is, but more importantly what he brings to the game)but what about the receivers? When ATL decides to invest in some receivers then Vick will even be more of a defensive coordinators nightmare because then they will have a legit passing game.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 8:51 AM

Stew - just go to a UK home game when they are playing some of the SEC teams. I am telling ya man, I went to the UGA-UK game last year and every single UGA female fan in the stands was a HOOOOOOOOOOOTTIEEEEEEEE! I am telling ya brother, that is the place to be.

stew on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 9:26 AM

UK football injury update: OUCH! Keenan Burton breaks a bone for the third year in a row, Tommy Cook tears up his knee again-did somebody put a hex on these guys? It happens every year! Unbelievable!
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RTS03/509130442

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 10:17 AM

It's more than just those 2 guys who are huge for us but look at the rest of the injuries who are definately out.

"Hoping to end the Indiana series with its 10th win in the last 11 meetings, Kentucky will be without its most talented wide receiver (Keenan Burton), its veteran emotional leader (Tommy Cook) and a running back (Tony Dixon) who gained 105 yards on Indiana a year ago.

Kentucky also will miss its most reliable run stopper at defensive tackle (Lamar Mills) and its starting free safety (Marcus McClinton). The Wildcats could again be without their most talented defensive tackle (Ricky Abren)".

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 10:19 AM

I think this is going to be a huge test without several key guys in many valuable positions. I am hoping the freshman mature at a much faster rate now.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 10:21 AM

For the love of the game.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/ne...tory?id=2160215

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 1:31 PM

Sorry fellas I won't be able to make you wonder what in the hell I do all day at work tomorrow. Instead I will be in Chicago learning about customers (blah blah blah). However, one really cool thing is their is a Pharmaceutical conference in Madrid, Spain November 1-3 that I might be attending, Natty Sci may just hit the international seen. And for the record, I hear we are big in Iceland!

joe on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 2:41 PM

Is it possible to get another copy of Stewie Griffin the Untold Story for Chris and Joanna?

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 2:49 PM

Here is one idea to get people to donate:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005...tainment_838253

Personally, they should have orno-pay stars show some oral gratification to customers giving sizable donations. Atleast it is for a good cause and you get rewarded too!

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 4:26 PM

Is Abramson predicting a downtown arena?

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.a...mp;nav=0RZEeTK2

What I find funny is I found a poll on the courier-journal website "Where to build the new arena" and the old silos along 65 near U of L's campus came up leading at like 35% where as downtown was at a combined 48% or so for the two locations. Not a horrible idea, however, if they build the arena at the silos why not just build at the fairgrounds? Oh that's right, closer to UofL! Regardless, I personally think both of those choices are errors. BUILD IT DOWNTOWN YOU MAROONS (in my best Bugs Bunny voice)! Think of the economic impact. It will definately be a waste. Oh wait a minute, just think how awesome the KY state fair will be with all the arts and crafts in the new stadium - WORST IDEA EVER!

Fletcher also is pitching in about 75Million for a new downtown arena because he knows it will spur economic growth.

stew on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 10:10 PM

I completely agree. The only logical location for a new arena is downtown. The "silos" location is stupid. U of L is a commuter school, an on-campus arena makes no sense. Parking around U of L is already at a premium (just look at the football parking mess). The downtown location is in close proximity to the convention center, many hotels, restaurants, and 4th St. Live. Building at the fair and expo center would be slightly better than the silos, but it would not have the economic impact of a downtown arena.
No matter what city you are in, a downtown arena creates a lot of business for the surrounding area. For example, when the Air Canada Centre was built in Toronto (on the site of an old railyard and postal depot) it completely rejuvenated a relatively neglected part of downtown. During Leafs and Raptors games, it is virtually impossible to find a seat at a restaurant/bar for a 2 mile radius in all directions. Even though Louisville is not as big as Toronto, the results would be the same.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 13, 2005 at 11:18 PM

Amen Canadian brethren!

stew on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 12:25 AM

Louis Farrakhan is a fucking idiot. Every time he opens his goddamn mouth, something stupid comes out.
http://www.wcnc.com/news/topstories...n.4fb21767.html

Brock on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 10:53 AM

A couple of points:

1. The simple fact that the downtown arena is even being argued is a joke. The only "discussion" that should be going on is where in DOWNTOWN to put it and which resteraunts and bars get the premium space around it. I'd recommend taking note of the clowns opposed and booting their asses right out of office. Hell, even Ernie Fletcher supports it, it has to be right.

2. One suggestion for all these sanctamonious pricks running around claiming conspiracy and complaining about disaster relief: Shut the FUCK up and DO something! Trust me, the Red Cross, national guard, and whoever else is out there in the front lines helping these people don't give a rats ass what you say, they just want another hand. Grab a case of water, a shovel, or a gun and cram it in your mouth.

douglas on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 11:23 AM

well said

Green Baron on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 1:14 PM

Some of Yahoo's pictures are just great,
but sometimes, it's the captions they add that makes them classic:
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050914/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

joe on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 3:17 PM

so...anything exciting going on? I've got 2 hours to kill nothing to do...bored out of my mind...fantasy lineup set...anybody liking a trade?

douglas on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 3:34 PM

i could use some top receivers if you got any.

Marc on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 5:29 PM

just for shits and giggles i was pricing plasma tv's given phil possible purchase of one soon. there's a site called pricegrabber.com that'll compare the price of electronics and a bunch of other things. Anyway i priced this one and found it funny that four vendors listed having it. But the one with "discounts" in its name was asking nearly 3 times as much for it. http://www.pricegrabber.com/search_...879/promo_id=63
it amused me.

Jay on Wednesday, September 14, 2005 at 6:06 PM

I don't have anything to say. I just so rarely get to post. That's all.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 10:25 AM

amusing.

http://www.theomahachannel.com/news...ma&psp=news

joe on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 10:53 AM

so at work today we are doing a fundraiser for the hurricane victims. It is a bake sale and mardi gras bead sale. so all these women are walking around the office with mardi gras beads on. it is taking all my ability to not say anything stupid about chicks showing boobs at work. On a good note we interviewed a hot blonde chick. I hope she getrs the job

joe on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 12:03 PM

i have the sudden urge to say my buddy is going of to war

Green Baron on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 12:08 PM

Sorry, I found an even greater picture on Yahoo.
Read both the text written and the caption. It's quite humorous.

Green Baron on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 12:09 PM

shit:

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/175...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Green Baron on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 12:14 PM

Ahhh, gay:

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050914/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

I don't know what is with yahoo this week. Some funny shit though.

Plow King on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 1:25 PM

Humans do a lot of things that look completely retarded when analyzed frame by frame. So when you follow a goofball like Bush or myself around with a camera 16 hours a day, it's not too hard to come up with a silly looking photo.

The note is funny as shit, though. Knowing that photographers are everywhere, you would think that they would have some sort of a code worked out for that (e.g. "It's time to negotiate a treaty with Kim Jong Il" or "I need to deport Michael Moore").

Bigworm on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 2:50 PM

I am sure they will only want nuclear technology for powering their country.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/.../D8CKQ3G00.html

Bigworm on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 3:04 PM

Watch out for the Blackdeath.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050915...sc/missing_mice

Bigworm on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 3:07 PM

Perfect Dark is making a comeback tour on Xbox 360

http://www.xbox.com/en-US/perfectda...perfectdarkzero

Green Baron on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 3:13 PM

I didn't pick them because they contained Bush, believe it or not.

What I found funny were the captions that Yahoo decided to place with them. And the fact that Yahoo put them online anyway.

If you look hard enough, there is a nipple shot of Paris Hilton in one of the pictures. Not like any of you haven't seen Paris Hilton's nipples anyway, so I chose not to put it on here.

Marc on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 3:30 PM

Damn chistians and conservatives are trying to hijack this year documentary film success, March of the Penguins as a claim for intelligent design.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/13/s...html?oref=login

ID: Shotzi1963
Password: aprill

Please note these penguins are monogamous for one year, not lifetime, and global warming IS affecting them, and also these people don't want to be compared to mankeys but they do to PENGUINS?

Bigworm on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 3:53 PM

And I thought the man the legend shirt was going a bit overboard.

http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-onli..._19772830.shtml

douglas on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 4:42 PM

I've got a shirt that says "I Stopped Being Sexist Because Bitches Hate That Shit," it was a great conversation piece at Bellarmine parties, but damn, that kid's got some balls.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 4:51 PM

Has anyone seen the 2006 Audi A3? I am not a fan of hatchbacks but I think I actually like this one.

Marc on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 6:34 PM

Jay, thought you might wana see the LEGO Star Wars Death Star
http://www.fbtb.net/sets/index.asp?set=10143

stew on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 11:23 PM

Douglas, I disagree. That kid does not have balls, he's just stupid. I love his justification of it too, "I'm a redneck, but no, I'm not a racist." What a wanker.

stew on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 11:39 PM

I was astounded when I saw this on the Daily Show tonight, so I thought I'd investigate further. This is some scary stuff!
http://www.christianexodus.org/

stew on Thursday, September 15, 2005 at 11:47 PM

If you visit the above link, check out the "Plan of Action" which mentions seceding from the Union. Is that not almost treasonous?

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 9:22 AM

What is really funny is how the Constitution is written. People first came here from Europe and colonized because of religious persecution (variety of Christian doctorine). Over the years there were some people who disbanded from the Church and/or you get other religions here, now the US must state that their religions are acceptable too. Therefore, we now have a variety of religions including Islamic (Extremists) right here in the US because, the Constitution protects their right of freedom of religion or their freedom to have no religion.

Then we have to move on to the seperation of Church and State where that was mainly intended so our country would not be governed by a certain religion like it was in the European monarchies. Also, religions were very political and pretty much justified whatever they wanted because they would always fall back on the whole this is for God or you are turning your back on God or some shit like that. Whatever religion the king was, that was the official religion of the country so we bi-pass that and seperate church from the state. Also, it is worth noting that the majority of people are stupid and never question things, so when someone in a faith based organization (like religion) speak, the sheep will follow/listen. However, I must say this doesn't really suprise me because history does tend to repeat itself. However, this is SC so in my opinion, I am sure most of these people are Protestant Klansman who just want to fly "Stars and Bars" again!

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 9:29 AM

See he should have added Jager to the mix and he would have been okay.

http://www.kltv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3856620

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 9:37 AM

A good ol' fashion melee, but at a wedding? You know those brides were pissed! So much for the honeymoon - I have to go to jail.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,169508,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 9:38 AM

You know they have to introduce this in Kentucky.

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/050915/flth014.html

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 9:45 AM

HOOTER'S EMPLOYEE MANUAL.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...51hooters1.html

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 9:57 AM

Jackpot!

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RES05/509160337

Green Baron on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 11:04 AM

One-handed controller?
I predict this is going to bomb, unless they intend to release japanimation Hentai sex games are whatever they call it so you're other hand is intentionally free:

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050916/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 11:51 AM

Wow - that controller can revolutionize the way BIG JAY plays the game.

joe on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 12:09 PM

rumor on the street is that chris and joanna are coming in town tomorrow. Joanna's B-day is this weekend so I don't know their plans for the weekend. I'm sure they want to go out Saturday night though

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 12:57 PM

IU and UK play at 6:45 pm on Saturday so I will watch that..but afterwards I can hang out.

Joanna on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 1:10 PM

Yes, I want to go out on saturday nite.

joe on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 1:25 PM

In today's Metro section there is a hit and run report that is classic. It says a biker was hit by a car and the car didn't stop. witness' got the license plate number. When the cops confronted the individual he said he thought he hit something and when he looked around he didn't see anything so he thought it was a rock.

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 1:26 PM

A rock named Roc.

joe on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 2:11 PM

i bet it was a midget

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 2:28 PM

WTF? New orleans is gone now, they are telling Oktoberfest to tone it down.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20...nichoktoberfest

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 2:28 PM

Hmmm...I bet it was the Sofa King

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 3:09 PM

Look what I found in velocity!

Appleby's Café & Wine Cellar, 201 Spring St., Jeffersonville — $2.50 Woodford Reserve and Maker's Mark. 5-11 p.m. 283-3663.

joe on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 3:15 PM

mmmm bourbon

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 3:26 PM

Yeah we all know this, but Xota you are in the vast minority.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,169602,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 4:15 PM

Notes to self: If we are ever in Miami, we should not watch SouthPark - specifically the cripple fight!

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/...2680138000.html

Bigworm on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 4:45 PM

Use to be a big leaguer - now his name will be Sally in federal pound me in the ass prison.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/4877184

stew on Friday, September 16, 2005 at 7:19 PM

I'm really hungry and am going to get a big-ass steak at Outback or maybe Tumbleweed on the river or something. If anyone else wants to come, give me a call.

Green Baron on Monday, September 19, 2005 at 9:38 AM

mmmmm.....
Those German jugs look good...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...r3714713492.jpg

Bigworm on Monday, September 19, 2005 at 12:05 PM

Cuban did you draft your team or did yahoo just give you those losers? I mean you may have just assembled the worse fantasy football team of the modern era. Atleast the Green Baron tells his guys they are shitty.

Bigworm on Monday, September 19, 2005 at 1:29 PM

I remember see these fucks on TV all smiling during the trial process. Does't look like they are smiling now does it? Are these people eligible for shock probation? If so, I hope it's denied and those fuckers are there for 25 full years. Welcome to "federal pound me in the ass" prison Schwartz and Kozlowski.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,169783,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,169783,00.html

Bigworm on Monday, September 19, 2005 at 5:20 PM

Wow the Brits are getting buck wild, kicking ass and taking names.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050919...aq_050919163740

Phil on Monday, September 19, 2005 at 5:24 PM

saw this on snoopes, and I thought it was kinda funny: http://www.snopes.com/katrina/humor/heineken.asp

Phil on Monday, September 19, 2005 at 5:26 PM

Girls in Germany have really big, uh, beers: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/177...OGVvBHNlYwNzc20-

Green Baron on Monday, September 19, 2005 at 5:37 PM

Wow, Phil, I have never seen that picture.
That's fantastic.

Phil on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 12:56 AM

i've playing cuban in fantasy next week. I'll finally get off the snide here. Plus he has TWO of his starting RBs on a bye week...we might be looking at the rare negative point score.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 8:56 AM

Okay, so the North Koreans will dismantle their nuclear weapons program if the US gives them a nuclear reactor? I may not be a rocket scientist, however, that doesn't sound good to me.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto.../koreas_nuclear

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 12:00 PM

I am looking for a Running Back for my fantasy team, if you are willing to trade one send me a proposed trade.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 12:17 PM

Maybe I should rethink my new years plan.

http://www.timesanddemocrat.com/art...f0621501110.txt

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 12:24 PM

Last time I checked a "No!" did not stop a drunk Wes Goodloe, much less a 450 pound American Black Bear.

http://www.wane.com/Global/story.as...01&nav=0RYd

stew on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 2:03 PM

Elvis Dumervil chat on ESPN:
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...N?event_id=9278

stew on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 2:23 PM

Check out who's names popped up on the Heisman list: (specifically #'s 5 and 6)
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/heisman/index

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 4:08 PM

Check out David Padget

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2166500

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 4:13 PM

Vols and Sooners are playing in football in 2014 and 2015? Why does that take 9 years to figure out the logistics?

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2167018

stew on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 9:40 PM

Wes, some schools book series way in advance, I'm not sure why some do and others don't. Anyways, here's a link to Tennessee's future scheduled games:
http://www.nationalchamps.net/NCAA/...ssee_future.htm

stew on Tuesday, September 20, 2005 at 9:46 PM

If you think the OU-Tennessee thing is crazy, check out Notre Dame's future schedule!
http://www.nationalchamps.net/NCAA/...dame_future.htm

joe on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 9:01 AM

intramural football rosters are due the 26th I heard. Are we gonna do it? Who wants to be the responsible party. I think it should be someone who has an email account at Bellarmine and will check it. Any volunteers?

stew on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 9:13 AM

The legacy of a great President:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 9:16 AM

If people stay this time around it is their own damn fault.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...p_on_re_us/rita

joe on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 2:41 PM

So I was walking around downtown today and Vince Neil walked by...fat bastard

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 3:29 PM

First of all, if you are a hippie and you are wanting to make a tree hugging statement, try picking a tree that isn't in a remote location!

http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/...-name_page.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 3:46 PM

Sometimes you just have to find new ways to entertain yourself.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1144052

Phil on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 3:47 PM

I think the tree hugging hippie in question commited suicide. He was schitzo, had tried to commit suicide in the past and there were no signs of a struggle to get out.

Btw, stay tuned to fark.com because I have a link that was approved about the ESPNU stuff regarding the Louisville game.

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 5:00 PM

Actually Phil according to the article on "There was evidence that on the final occasion he had also struggled desperately to free himself". Someone just wanted some attention I think because in the past he freed himself as to not upset the family.

Phil on Wednesday, September 21, 2005 at 5:47 PM

i'm surprised wes hasn't posted this yet: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto..._strippers_dc_1

Bigworm on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 9:06 AM

I can't believe I missed that article! Oh that's right, I was gone from work at the time it probably made the yahoo headlines or fark whereever you found that one at!

Anyways I heard this morning that hurricane Rita was category 5 with 175 mph winds and wind gusts topping the 200 mph mark! Corpus Christi, TX is already evacuating people and the people who refuse to leave or having to sign a waiver that says something like "Darwin wins, I am staying". This morning one of the highways leaving Corpus, Christi was bumper to bumper for 100 miles! Atleast Texas learned something from Katrina and decided to be pro-active instead of the natural government stance of reactive.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 9:20 AM

"It seems like a 6-inch birdie putt, a coaching matchup against Dave Wannstedt or an attractive person who keeps staring at you from across the room. You've got this. You can't lose. Look at the new Big East Conference. Look at the University of Louisville football team. The spoils never have been this attainable." - Jerry Brewer, The Courier-Journal

This is almost as funny as Bobby Knight calling out Dale Brown.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 9:20 AM

Oh yeah, Dave Wannstedt - You suck!

Bigworm on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 9:37 AM

Tyra'a are real!

http://tv.yahoo.com/tvpdb?d=ap&...;photoid=589673

joe on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:06 AM

What the hell?

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/09...gbkatrina.shtml

Brock on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 10:36 AM

Wes, do you actually work at work? Because I don't, and its awesome isn't it?

joe on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 11:06 AM

Cuban and I are going to Cincinnati Saturday afternoon for Chris' birthday. Anybody else interested in heading up there?

Bigworm on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 11:15 AM

Although a trip to Cincinnati would be fun, I am actually leaving for San Francisco tomorrow morning.

Brock - Yeah I work, but my boss is on a business trip and since I am going on vacation tomorrow..motivation at an all-time low.

joe on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 11:16 AM

motivation? what the hell is that?

Brock on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 12:01 PM

This is weird since I'm coming in to Louisville this weekend.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 1:12 PM

Coincidence or planned?

Brock on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 1:14 PM

Trinity-X game, since I still have two brothers there and one is playing. Besides, I need some fresh air, Cincy is full of mold.

Marc on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 1:24 PM

i can go to cincy joe. i mean what the hell else am i gonna do?

douglas on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 2:27 PM

vegas is way better than cincy for a weekend trip

joe on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 3:27 PM

I bet the hookers are better

douglas on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at 3:29 PM

i wouldn't know =)

douglas on Friday, September 23, 2005 at 10:12 AM

pathetic, just pathetic.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/prep...rivalries_x.htm

joe on Friday, September 23, 2005 at 11:44 AM

alcohol freevst x trinity game? what is that?

Brock on Friday, September 23, 2005 at 12:18 PM

Whats pathetic? Wouldn't you take advantage of any opportunity to go nuts tail-gating? Some people just don't understand.

douglas on Friday, September 23, 2005 at 3:08 PM

nothing more than a high school football game, my mighty alma mater is in action tonight, too. waggener, state runner up in '99.

joe on Friday, September 23, 2005 at 3:42 PM

what was that AAA against Highlands? Where is Derek Smith?

douglas on Friday, September 23, 2005 at 4:58 PM

obviously my sarcasm was lost on you joe. when have you ever heard me proudly boast about my years as a waggener wildcat? I claim bellarmine knight status long before I do for waggener.

douglas on Friday, September 23, 2005 at 5:09 PM

who's down for fantasy hockey? anyone?

stew on Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 3:19 PM

Douglas, I'm definately down for fantasy hockey, I was gonna post something about it the other day but I didn't think anyone else would care.

adrian on Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 10:15 PM

Talk about your new Big East power house squad.

stew on Saturday, September 24, 2005 at 11:31 PM

I do believe another team in this state lost too. And that's all I'm gonna say about that. (Actually WKU lost to Auburn). Aw fuck it-I'm going out to chase some tail! Woooo!

adrian on Monday, September 26, 2005 at 10:37 AM

I know a lot of U of L fans are upset and pissed right now because the cards took an ass ramming in their Big East opener. So I will not rub it in your faces that you probably lost your shot at the Sugar Bowl. The impressive thing to remember is that The cards have only two losses in the past two years. Great Job and keep up the good work! Beatches!

joe on Monday, September 26, 2005 at 11:48 AM

wow I think that is the first time adrian has posted in months. Adrian posted for a UL loss at 10:15 approx a half hour after the game ended if that. Lets see if he responds as fast when I call him a douchebag....ready, set, go.

Adrian is a DOUCHEBAG!!!

Brock on Monday, September 26, 2005 at 12:26 PM

I was hoping UofL would go undefeated, but this does help a dilemma I have. Who to root for in the UC-UofL game. I was going to root for UofL if they were undefeated, but since they aren't and now have no shot at the Nat'l Title game, I might as well root for UC. If they can keep it closer than 70-7, that's a victory.

adrian on Monday, September 26, 2005 at 1:04 PM

Try this out..

GO to www.google.com.
Type in the word failure in the search field.
Click the I'm Feeling Lucky button

The returning search result is funny and it is work safe.

stew on Monday, September 26, 2005 at 1:20 PM

Adrian, the only bowl we lost a shot at was the Rose Bowl, which we probably weren't going to anyways, even undefeated. The winner of the Big East conference still goes to a BCS bowl. That is still a distinct possibility for the Cards. On the other hand, we have the Cats, who's "bowl game" will be the annual match up with Vandy for the basement of the SEC East, only the way that Vandy is playing right now means the UK will just have one more blowout on their hands.

stew on Monday, September 26, 2005 at 1:30 PM

Phil, this does not bode well for your Bills:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2172743

Brock on Monday, September 26, 2005 at 3:41 PM

I was hoping the Bills would be solid this season, but they've supremely under-acheived thus far, and with no signs of turnaround. The Bengals on the other hand are 3-0!

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