Feast on the Fluids of the Dead

For those who missed out on Saturday, let me set up the scenerio: Big Jay, Brock, Joe and Phil out at Wicks. So we roll up on a Window seat so we can fun of the randoms walking by. A few more beers, and Michael's girlfriend shows up. Well, she's some 19 year old chick so needless to say we are all staring because we like looking at 19 year olds (Pedophiles are fucking amatuers...). Well, at this point a some dude comes over to us asks what our problem is. Needless to say we looked at him like he was retarded and said something along the lines of "I don't even know who you are."

Well, minutes later Michael tells us that these guys are wondering why we were staring at them. And they are writing. They leave and on their way out, they mention something to one of the bouncers. I forget what was said, perhaps someone could fill me in here. But I digress. So these dudes are on their way past our window and they slam a piece of paper up on the window.

"We feast on the fluids on the damn" it read. No explanation on which fluids though. Blood? Semen? Blood and Semen mixed together? These are questions that will go unanswered for years. And yes, this post is being made solely to be the #1 result for "Feast on the Fluids of the Dead" in google. Fame and fortune awaits!

Posted by Phil on October 18th, around lunchtime | 608 comments

Comments

Phil on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 12:27 PM

For the record, How I Met Your Mother will soon be sued for copyright violation of me. That is all.

joe on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 1:36 PM

How I Met Your Mother last night had a great line, "When did pairing up in a heterosexual relationship mean you turn gay?"

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 2:24 PM

I miss all the fun anymore. Sorry fellas for not making it out to trivia last night. Anything going on tonight?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 2:56 PM

I wonder how much money they spent training this police dog. Can we make a dog an honory Sci member?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9731396/

Phil on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 4:03 PM

my mom and I might be going to value city furniture! and if time, I might buy a mattress! I don't know if we'll have enough time.

douglas on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 4:13 PM

you have to go to bed bath and beyond if you have the time

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 4:36 PM

Well Philco, I am not going to come over and help break it in. I'm not into dudes.

douglas on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 4:42 PM

biggest balls i've ever seen on an 8-yr. old:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9738355/

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 4:44 PM

I really think we should send her a Natty Sci t-shirt.

http://people.monstersandcritics.co...unk_at_premiere

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 4:57 PM

Proof that even gators like spicey chicken.

http://www.wjxx.com/news/strange/ne...x?storyid=45868

joe on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 7:46 AM

Do you blame Kirsten Dunst for being drunk and obnoxious, it was the E-Town premiere.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 8:54 AM

Hello NO! I get drunk and obnoxious in Louisville where there is actually shit to do. If I was stuck in E-town I don't know what I'd do to entertain me.

douglas on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 9:26 AM

do you think she's a drunk whore who puts out? I think she's very overrated, but i'd still do her. i'd like to do a famous chick sometime, i think it would be fun.

Phil on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 10:17 AM

uh, did anyone check out the party crasher section of velocity this today for Karaoke at T.K.'s Pub? I got three words: Hot lesbian action.

http://www.velocityweekly.com/sound...y_crasher.html#

douglas on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 10:41 AM

the nba's racist now, even though they've made hundreds of black guys rich:http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5003470

douglas on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 10:45 AM

i know one of the dumbasses on stage, nathan knight, he's a former bellarmine golfer

joe on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 11:04 AM

is his collar popped?

Phil on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 11:32 AM

i tend to know at least one person a week in those. and it is almost always some dude I knew in high school that was a big stoner who has now gone corporate. case in point: this week it would be richard yeter. He dated my sister for a while. He's the type of guy who would climb up poles just to figure out how the cable company used filters for the premium channels, and then give his neighborhood free cinemax just so he could get porn and it wouldn't be easily traced back to who was switching the filters.

and now he's at some food tasting gala with sunglasses tucked into his polo.

douglas on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 11:38 AM

he's wearing a t-shirt, but i'm sure the collar is popped in spirit

joe on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 11:44 AM

Did anybody hear the Chicago White Sox World Series rallying cry

It is Journey "Don't Stop Believing"

They play it in the clubhouse every game

Brock on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 12:42 PM

Update on the UC-UofL game: I can get tickets for $14, but they are in the student section. If you are interested in coming up, they'll be plenty to do and you'll have a place to crash.

douglas on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 1:41 PM

hey! don't knock journey

joe on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 1:49 PM

I respect Journey. Especially when it is performed by amatuers.

Phil on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 3:00 PM

not that I didn't believe joe, but here we go:

http://www.suntimes.com/output/sox/...s-soxbox19.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 3:27 PM

Maybe this is why the squirrels are always attacking Lynnie. They think he is going for their stash.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,172612,00.html

douglas on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 3:42 PM

so the crack squirrels are a problem in washington? Marion Berry's yard maybe?

joe on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 3:45 PM

New sports guy article...It's pretty good

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/051019

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:00 PM

Spiffy.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ht...690_code19.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:08 PM

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?s...&id=3549625

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:09 PM

Encino Man.

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?s...&id=3549625

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:12 PM

How do you sign up for this.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_obj...-name_page.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:21 PM

Good lord, so this guy negotiates with his boss that he will make up time from friday afternoon on saturday morning because he is a binge drinker and would repeatedly show up back to work after lunch drunk and piss in the garbage can. If this guy isn't Natty Sci I don't know who is.

douglas on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:28 PM

what guy is this? he's my hero

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:44 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys..Abby smashed up the Mustang the other day. Not her fault really, a utility truck slammed on the breaks in front of her, there was nothing she could do, so she slammed on her brakes and swerved right. She rammed the utility truck (constructed of steel) on her driver side front corner. In all honesty it was probably better she hit the truck because if not she would have rolled down the hill at the I-265 and I-71 intersection. Needless to say Utility Truck 1, Mustang 0.

She got checked out by the cops and other than being confirmed as crazy (because she is a woman), the released her and she is fine (back was sore).

Total damage to repair: $5713
good thing I have kick ass car insurance so I only pay my $100 deductible.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:44 PM

I mean checked out by the docs.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:49 PM

Douglas's hero..and the article that goes with my comment above known as the garbage can pissin' drunk.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,1011...71900-2,00.html

douglas on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 4:54 PM

you never told me this dude also got 10k for pissing in the garbage and getting drunk on his lunch break. send him a shirt!

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 5:08 PM

You asked:

http://www.swingerseurope.com/

My favorite site by the way.

Jay on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 6:16 PM

Phil, the line was "I seek the fluids of the dead." I still have the picture on my phone. And Mike told us about the guys before he came over. Mike said those guys thought we were checking them out, and then we looked over and told them we were checking out the chicks. Then the dude came over, we again told him of the chicks, and he turned around and exclaimed "Hey, there are chicks!" at which point we laughed our asses off. Then the guy who was sitting behind the douche bags came over and joked "I heard you guys were checking out the back of my head!" It was that dude who said something to the bouncers. Christ Phil, if you're going to retell a story, at least tell it right. And with proper spelling and grammar.

Jay on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 6:17 PM

So...uh...Has anyone spoken to Marcus Brody recently?

Marc on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 8:25 PM

I have, he rocks. He is my hero.

Brock on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 9:50 PM

Is that going to be your costume? Marcus Brody. The would be sweet, but that may be so inside, that no one would get it.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 19, 2005 at 10:14 PM

So I was getting my oil changed today so I did what anyone would do, sit my lazy ass down and read the velocity. I found some good information. ON Wednesdays nights (i.e. tonight) Saddle Ridge (country bar at 4th street live) is having a "Down on the Farm Daisy Dukes" contest. Winners of the night gets to come back on 12-14-05 in a change to win 1200 bucks.

Now you know, there are gonna be some bitches doing some crazy shit 1/2 clothed. We need, I repeat we need to go to this!

joe on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 8:25 AM

which list would you rather watch on TV

http://www.parentstv.org/PTC/public...dworst/main.asp

Bigworm on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 8:57 AM

Bernie Mac is pretty good...however, definately the worse list.

Phil on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 9:25 AM

hmmm, i thought two and a half men was a gay family type show. i might give it a shot now. Thanks Televsion Parents Council!

Bigworm on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 9:27 AM

Hummuna...hummuna...hummuna

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.15.html

Phil on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 9:31 AM

barney from How I Met Your Mother's weblog: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

includes his 24 reasons women are like fish.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 9:32 AM

Here's an idea..if the media decided to go into a war zone, their is a chance of death, just like the soldiers.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/10/19/s...rant/index.html

Green Baron on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 1:12 PM

I always thought it was a little horseshit that they fired at that Hotel anyway. Everybody in the world knew that was where the journalists were.

However, as Katrina proved, the federal government doesn't watch CNN.

stew on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 1:26 PM

This is definately one of the funniest stories I have ever come across. These kid's first trip to the strip club was far better than any of mine!
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3129559

Green Baron on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 1:47 PM

Hey stew,
link says "document not found"

That's not funny

joe on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 1:59 PM

it was working a little while ago. $2,460 in free lap dances. BRILLIANT!!

adrian on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 2:24 PM

But was it an Asian school girl?

Phil on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 3:19 PM

for those that have a member of the chiefs or the dolphins (suckers!), the game has been moved up to 7pm on friday so make sure you get your roster set...

Bigworm on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 3:24 PM

Last time I checked it's not the governments responsibility to make sure you aren't stupid enough to stay around for a category 4 hurricane. I do feel bad for the people, but come on, there was plenty of notice. Now you have all these poor people talking about how it was racially motivated. WTF?

I never knew that W could summon a hurricane in order to destroy the poor people. Had he known that I am sure he would have done it long ago to make sure the Republicans stayed in office forever.

Did the government take action quickly enough? NO I DON'T THINK SO.

IS IT BUSH'S FAULT? - NOPE! THE GOD DAMN NEW ORLEANS MAYOR AND LA GOVERNOR HAVE MORE BLAME BUT WON'T ACCEPT RESONSIBILITY. SO INSTEAD LET'S BLAME FEMA. PEOPLE WERE TOLD TO EVACUATE - THEY STAYED - NOW THEY PAY THE PRICE.

joe on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 4:17 PM

lets go to Genny's diner

douglas on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 4:45 PM

not sure what to think of this guy:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5009658

Brock on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 5:19 PM

I'm curious to what inspired that tirade Wes?

In any case, AMEN!

Bigworm on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 5:22 PM

I wonder if Larry will have Asian Schoolgirls working here?

http://www.adage.com/news.cms?newsId=46449

Bigworm on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 5:25 PM

Fark Party here on 10-21-05 - yep lexington, ky

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=3854+...loc=A&hl=en

Brent on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 6:08 PM

"In the event of a terrorist attack, NATURAL DISASTER or other large-scale emergency, the Department of Homeland Security will assume primary responsibility on March 1st for ensuring that emergency response professionals are prepared for any situation. This will entail providing a coordinated, comprehensive federal response to any large-scale crisis and mounting a swift and effective recovery effort. The new Department will also prioritize the important issue of citizen preparedness. Educating America's families on how best to prepare their homes for a disaster and tips for citizens on how to respond in a crisis will be given special attention at DHS."

Michelle on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 8:30 PM

This is my personal invitation: I am having a keg party at my home in Cinti the Saturday before Halloween. Everyone is welcome, and there is plenty of room for fifty people to crash. For those who prefer comfort there is a quaint hotel nearby, or Brock's apartment. Hope to see you there!

stew on Thursday, October 20, 2005 at 10:11 PM

Wes, for what its worth, I agree 100%. In the case of Katrina, wasn't it common knowledge the hurricane was going to hit the Gulf coast (particularly the New Orleans area) for almost a week. If that's not enough time to get out...
Natural disasters happen all around the world-they don't discriminate, and in many cases (like the Pakistan earthquake) give alot less notice and kill more people. You don't hear the Pakistanis blaming Musharaf (sp?) for the earthquake. Like you said, to blame the President is ludicrous. I wasn't aware the President had the power to order up a devastating hurricane.

Brock on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 2:39 AM

The simple fact that this has become a political topic makes me sick. That's what is fucking wrong. Everyone is trying to play the political card, and no one gives a shit. How about EVERYONE shut the hell up and just help somebody.

As you see, blaming someone and "fixing the problems for the future" doesn't mean anything. Every problem is a new one and no one can predict it, so just deal with it.

Brock on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 2:44 AM

Since I was out drinking tonight, I figured I should elaborate on Michelle's invitation:

THERE WILL BE HOT NURSES THERE! We are officially dedicating the party to Big Jay, who will become the oldest living founding member of Natty Sci that Sunday. So come out, hit on some nurses, and let Xota know you still have pulse.

Chris also starts his vacation that weekend, so come out and let him cut your throat with a plastic knife.

If you feel like doing something different right away, come on up tonight (Friday the 21st), we're hitting the town before the game tommorrow, and beginning the tailgating at 10AM. Get a little Cap'n in ya bitches!

douglas on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:07 AM

If anyone saw the new episode of South Park last night, it's relevant to this natural disaster/political conversation here. Stan and Cartman collapse a beaver dam that was protecting the nearby city of Beaverton (Levees - New Orleans). Instead of rescuing the people on top of the houses in Beaverton, everyone argues with each other on who to blame, because that's what's most important, not saving everybody on the rooftops.
In other news, here's a video of the encino man:
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=6...;f=06/64&p=

Bigworm on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:40 AM

I am just tired of everyone pointing fingers at the government for shit they CANNOT control. I agree they need to get better in emergency situations, but you can't count on the government. People have to be willing to take the necessary steps and means to not put yourself in situations like this. The majority of the people who stayed around were the poor people. I don't have the actual numbers but I would bet that the majority was on some type of government assisted aide. So you have a society of people down there that takes handouts from the government anyways, so why would they not expect the government to help out? Now I am all for the government protecting its' citizens as I think we should cut some foreign aide and increasing the amount we use for our own people, but instead of pointing the finger elsewhere, look at yourself, and figure out how to better help yourselves.

The worst tragedy in all of this are the children. You have young innocent people who were killed and won't get to experience life, that alone saddens me.

joe on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:44 AM

so i was in my back yard the other day and I noticed something shit all over my yard. Also I saw two dead birds and a dead rabbit. And my garbage cans are being eaten. The shit seems like it came from a large animal. Home Depot sells large animal traps that you stake into the ground and trap the leg. If I have one of those in my yard and catch a neighbor am I legally responsible?

Bigworm on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:50 AM

Yeah Joe, setting bear traps is probably not a good thing from the legal standpoint. I smell a lawsuit.

Bigworm on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:52 AM

Joe not to mention, but we do some pretty stupid stuff...okay well I do some pretty stupid stuff. I don't need to get drunk and run around your back yard and get snagged by the bear trap.

BEAR TRAP + DRUNK WES = NOT PLEASANT TIMES

joe on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:53 AM

Anyone else got a good way to remove animals from your backyard?

Bigworm on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:54 AM

Thank God we aren't NFL players for the Seahawks.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/wcStor...ntentId=5009376

stew on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 10:12 AM

Joe, if you're worried about humans getting caught in the aforementioned trap, I think all you have to do is a) have a fence, and b) post a warning. I think doing that absolves you of responsibility in case of an "accident". Not entirely sure though. I'll find out later today.
And Wes, are you trying to tell us that you killed some birds and rabbits in Joe's yard and then took a shit?? Or am I reading between the lines a little too much? ;-)

Green Baron on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 11:53 AM

Hmmmmm.....
Just leave New Orleans....it's that easy is it? Ok, you're poor, have no car, you just gonna walk? What are you going to eat? Where are you going to stay? Take the bus? Yah, except for the highways being closed in the incoming direction you can't get the Greyhound in the city. So what else are you going to do? If you were in that position, your best option would be to ride it out and pray, which is what they did.

Now, for blaming the president. I agree he didn't cause this shit, but hold on just a second. Not only did he appoint an unqualified sack of shit buddy of his in charge of FEMA, he had the fucking nerve to say he was doing a good job! Sorry people, but blame has to be put somewhere so this shit doesn't happen again. Should it all fall on Bush, nope, never said it did. But his irresponsibility when the shit hit the fan makes him look completely incompetent. To show up in New Orleans 1 week, 1 fucking week! after the storm went through, please!! Don't tell me he had more important things to do, he was accepting guitars and gifts on the west coast. Why didn't it take him that long to tour Florida or Alabama or New York after all their disasters. I think you can figure that one out.

Bush is appointing buddies of his to important governmental positions when they have no experience. Harriet Miers is just one case, but it is about time this has hit the news.

Yah, get the fuck out of the way when the storm comes. I got an idea, why don't you go to Key West right now, throw your fucking wallet in the ocean, and then get yourself out of there before you get blown by Wilma if it is so fucking easy. Perhaps the government will supply buses to haul your ass out now that we learned from Katrina, which they didn't fucking do! I don't blame just Bush for that, I blame everybody who had the ability to see it coming and did nothing.

And yes, I'm gonna play the blame game, because otherwise people forget, and nothing gets done. There's plenty of time to help people and call out the fuckers.

Green Baron on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 12:04 PM

Here's the sad part, the majority of the rich got their asses out of New Orleans, and a lot of their houses weren't damaged, yet it didn't stop the federal government from sending off their FEMA checks. Yah, just throw money at the problem, that is the biggest problem with our goverment, any government. That's my fucking tax dollars cocksuckers, and here you are throwing money to people who have no damage?

Fuck helping people, I'm already helping them. You know what, I'm just gonna have another kid so I can claim medicaid and get all my tax money back.

Too bad I can't declare bankrupcy. Anybody read that shit? It costs $2500 to declare bankrupcy now, how fucked up is that?

douglas on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 12:40 PM

Bush and the FEMA director both issued warnings to New Orleans to evacuate 5 days before the storm hit, but the mayor and governor, the ones responsible for calling a mandatory evacuation, never did. Additionally, after the storm hit, FEMA and Red Cross had tons and tons of food and supplies lined up to go to the superdome, but the mayor did not allow all of those things to be sent right away b/c he didn't want overcrowding in the superdome, he feared a mob of pissed off poor people all in one place. If anyone actually listed to the FEMA director testify before the media spun it out of control, he continuously stated that he had given more than fair warning to evacuate. As for the president, seriously, what government is going to allow their president to go to a town completely underwater, all while there's reports of major looting, vandalism, and violence going on. No one sends their president into those situations, no matter how heavily guarded. It was an uncontrolled situation. Bottom line, there's no one to blame. It was fucked up that it happened, but there's never been a natural disaster in the history of the United States on that large a scale. You can't possibly prepare for something that's never happened. New Orleans had no type of plan for something like that, the federal government had no plan for something like that. The reason things were better with Rita was b/c one, the places it hit weren't as populated, and two, everyone got the fuck out when the LOCAL and STATE governments told them to.

Green Baron on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 1:04 PM

Also, if anyone would have listened to everything Governor Blanco stated in front of the commission, she provided the call logs and the evidence that showed Brown had blatantly lied to the commission.

Nice try, I listened to him, but I didn't believe him. Plus, it's pretty shitty for the FEMA director to get up and not take any responsibility.

I never stated that Blanco or Nagin had no hand in the matter.

Oh, and Nagin ordered a mandatory evacuation prior to Katrina's hit:
http://www.southcoasttoday.com/dail...05/a01wn619.htm

Bigworm on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 1:38 PM

If Nagin was so concerned for his people, he should have called the governor, she could have called in the national guard, and physically remove the citizens. If they refuse to evacuate have them sign a waiver that states "I am refusing to leave" like Corpus Christi did when Rita struck. Of course then more people may have been killed because of the lawless thugness that was exhibitted by the locals of Nawlins. Then everyone would have been bitching about Bush being a war monger and turning Nawlins into a war zone. So either way there is no way to win.

Yeah unfortunately that is the problem with trying to mobilize 1 Million people to get the fuck out of dodge. It takes time. However, with 5 days notice, yeah you might have long fucking days to deal with and long lines, however, it is a near category 5 hurricane ready to slam into you, so do you stay or go? It is your responsibility to get out or the way, not the government, only you. Last time I checked there is nothing in the constitution that says the government will remove your ass from any harms way.

I also understand that some people have no where to go. The problem with New Orleans unlike the tsunami is that New Orleans is below sea level anyways. It's like a huge bucket, hence the levees. Therefore, all of the water stayed so literally there was no way to access some people. How long do you think that it takes to mobilize troops and supplies? It takes time, you just can't wiggle your nose and they magically appear. then after you arrive you realize you can't use those big fucking trucks because the water is 20 ft. deep in some parts. After you realize you acn't do that, then you realize that you can't keep flying helicopters because this is the least efficient way of doing so.

The problem is after the levee was breached, water was going to continue to rush in until pressure was equalized - minor in physics finally paid off dad! They needed to repair the levee as quickly as possible but as we all know, wasn't easy. You know those goofy little sponge pills you throw into a glass of water and they become a dinosaur shape sponge. I thought they should have made one of those that was like 150 feet long or so, dropped that bad boy in the water and watch the purple Godzilla show up. And once again, if you do that, then you offend that Asians and then Bush becomes a racist war monger. Either way you go, once again, people just point their finger and blame others. Well I say for all you Kerry wanna bees out there..it's always easier to point and blame and talk about how you would have handled it blah blah blah...if you think you can handle the country so well, lobby to be the head of FEMA for these situations.

And remember, when you point your finger at someone, you have 3 pointing back at you......

Also, governments are reactive not pro-active. If you are a citizen of this country and do not understand this by now..move to France.

Bigworm on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 1:40 PM

With that being said, anyone going to Cinci this weekend?

Brock on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 1:55 PM

I'm going to Cinci this weekend, oh wait, I live here. But I will be going to the "upset of the century" tommorow at noon.

Come on up tonight if you like.

Bigworm on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 2:06 PM

Priorities for New Orleans.

http://thenewsstar.com/apps/pbcs.dl...EWS05/510210334

Green Baron on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 2:19 PM

Ummm....the first sentence of the constitution goes like this:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare......"

I think that falls under, "Get the people the fuck outta da way" statute.

Just pointin' it out.

I like the Purple Godzilla, but why purple? That's like Barney dude, and that's gay.

Usually when I point the finger, I only get one pointing back to me:
it looks something like this:
http://theruse.net/wp-gal/lostfiles...ddle_finger.jpg

And I don't give a shit who was in power, I'm not pulling politics, I'm pulling punches. Like I've said, they all fucked up. We can either call out the people who fucked it up so that things get changed, or we forget about it and let shit hit the fan again.

What would have been nice is if some people had taken some fuckin' responsibility. For Brown to say he had absolutely nothing to do with any problem, that it wasn't him was horseshit. For Bush to appoint Brown in the first place and then say Brown was doing a good job was wrong; and the levees were never predicted to fail was ludicrous. For Nagin blocking the trucks he should be lynched, Louisiana style. And Blanco, she shouldn't have ever been elected as Governor....come on, women in politics? Didn't anyone pay attention at the Creationist fair?

And for fucks' sake, stop turning this Repub-Democ, there are more ideologies out there and I'm neither of those, so stop putting me on their team. I'm an equal opportunity whiner.

stew on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 2:46 PM

Green Baron, I don't think Bush is exempt from all blame, but there are people who would have you to believe that he is the only one to blame. Nagin and Blanco in my humble opinion, are the ones who failed most. Actually, I would also add the FEMA assclown to that list. I agree with your point on Bush hiring under-(or non)qualified people for important positions. This is a lesson he should have learned by now. Nominating your personal attorney, (who has no prior judicial experience), to fill a vacant Supreme Court position, makes no sense to me; but then, I am Canadian. So what do I know.
In regards to the Katrina catastrophe, there was no real precedent for a disaster of that magnitude. However, Florida gets hit many times yearly by these things, and they generally avoid the large death toll that occured along the Gulf Coast. That being said, now a precedent has been established at great cost to society. Another colossal failure would be completely unacceptable.
And that concludes my quasi-political rant o' the day.
BTW, Baron, do not falsely conclude that I'm a republican, because I'm really not. I'm just tired of people in politics, regardless of their affiliation, trying to pass the blame onto others instead of manning-the-fuck-up and trying to fix problems we encounter. Living in our beloved Commonwealth, this is an issue that frustrates me on a daily basis.

stew on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 2:56 PM

Now on a ligher note: this guy's pretty bold:
http://www.big-boys.com/pictures/picture1810.html

I would also recommend checking out the rest of the pix in the latest big-boys.com gallery, because they're all great.

Brent on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 3:07 PM

Hmmm, does this make me a sick guy?

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/101...media=dirty.wmv

Green Baron on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 3:11 PM

I don't think I concluded anyone was a Rep or Dem, I was making the conclusion that people were turning it into that and saying you're one side or the other. I'm on neither side, I'm on my own side, and I'm all alone. I hate all the criminal fucks and fake-asses who own up to being heroes when they're just taking responsibility for other people's actions. Take Rudi Gulianni for example. What the fuck did he do. I don't give a shit for political party now, I just hate him (anyway, I thought he was democrat for the longest time). That fucker got up and preached about how he rescued New York. Fuck that, New York rescued New York. He even got an honorary knighting for it. But I betcha several people are already planning out their response for me putting down Gules. I don't give a shit, he gets more credit than he's due. Fuck him. A true hero doesn't tout his own actions when they are his, let alone when they're not. A hate all the political fucks who pat themselves on the back but turn tail when the shit hits the fan.

Sorry, I'm too lazy to read all that shit I wrote to see if I called anyone a Republican, I didn't mean to. Anyway, about me, I'm part of the People who Hate People's Party, the PHPP. We've been trying to get a meeting together since Bill Hicks started it, but it's kind of difficult. I'd ask you to join...but.....you understand.

Phil on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 3:11 PM

that bit boys link reminded me. do a google image search for love. bottom right picture...

Phil on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 3:23 PM

natty sci t-shirt for this guy: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...051scores1.html

Bigworm on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 4:13 PM

I am not trying to spin this into a republican vs. democrat debate, I was simply making reference to people who look at envents after the fact, then try to chime the fuck in as to what their retarded asses would have done, i.e. John Kerry. So if I ever say you are pulling a Kerry..you know what for now.

Here is an easy concept to understand. It doesn't matter how much you point the finger and blame, anytime a big freaking natural disaster occurs..the shit will hit the fan. The only thing the government can do is try.

And you are exaclty right..The US government was promoting the general welfare of the people by telling them to EVACUATE. Now granted did they do everything in their power? HELL NO! I COMPLETELY AGREE THAT MORE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. There are plenty who couldn't or didn't, and now they are part of the tragedy.

Bigworm on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 4:34 PM

Another reason why old people should be restrained from driving or taken to the pasture and shot.

driver's license + dementia = severed limbs and death

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,172983,00.html

Brent on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 5:42 PM

Anyone going out tonight?

Marc on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:39 PM

Holy Shit, everyone's been talking about the hurricanes a lot here. My two cents is this:

(1) I hate the whole let's "help them now and push off on holding the blame" argument. Because, yes, we needed to help them right then at the hilt of it but started late. But that doesn't mean you can't assign blame right then at the same time. Assigning blame then would have taken the failed leaders out of positions quicker to make the real efforts go more smoothly by more-trained people. This was "hurricane season," warm weather and warming water (whether or not you believe in global-warming) Hurricane Rita came like what... two weeks at most after Katrina? That's with six other hurricanes between them. They strike quick, and often....and now harder. So wouldn't you want to right person in place before the next one? It would be nice if people could always fix their OWN mistakes....but often times they can't.

(2) Blindly throwing money doesn't help it needs to be done precisely. New Orleans officials chose other things to spend the initial money on and should be held accountable. Ported cruise ships are hosting some of the people, but are charging the government more than twice as much as they would charge regular passengers on a full regular cruise. Halliburton and others from the usual suspects....I mean contractors, are getting the no-bid jobs for reconstruction even after the horrible misuse of funds for Iraq reconstruction.

So not all are to blame, but many are. and even some victims might have heeded calls when they could have fled. but not all could have fled on their own. And they were let down by their officials for misusing money before the storms, let down by their first and second string of responders immediately after the storms during the rescues efforts, and now let down again during the reconstructions.

I tried not to make this long but so many others did I wonder if anyone will actually read mine.

stew on Friday, October 21, 2005 at 9:54 PM

Wes, you're a goddamn genius. Now if only you'd come out more often...

Bigworm on Saturday, October 22, 2005 at 1:06 AM

Yeah I do need to get the fuck out of the house. It's kidn of hard because Abby and I are in the process of finishing our basement currently. With that being said, I think we need a strong showing at the cinci halloween party next week.

Marc on Saturday, October 22, 2005 at 1:02 PM

Video Game Movies: A Retrospective
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/6...0/660471p1.html

stew on Saturday, October 22, 2005 at 3:30 PM

Yes!! The Louisville band finally played "Final Countdown"! I have been trying to get them to play it all year!

Phil on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 3:29 PM

if Chris Mortensen is wrong and Josh McClownpants doesn't start, heads will roll. Of course, anytime your fantasy team is relying on anyone on the Arizona Cardinals you are just plain fucked.

Brock on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 9:16 PM

5 Wins in a row, baby! This is getting ugly!

Phil on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 9:21 PM

ah, but you won solely on the bills demise. there is a special place in hell for those types of wins.

Bigworm on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 9:28 PM

Not true Stewie - Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin are both solid picks at the WR positions. Either one of those guys (and they usually do) give you 10+ points a night.

Brock on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 9:37 PM

Excellent point Phil, which raises the epic moral dilemma of whether you root for your favorate teams or the fantasy players. As we all know, choosing players from your favorate teams are not usually wise.

The one good thing is you find some teams you like to watch.. i.e. Kansas City.

On a side note: I HATE THE STEELERS! THERE WILL BE VENGENCE!

stew on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 9:39 PM

Actually, Phil, Wes is completely correct. Both Boldin and Fitzgerald are in the top 10 receiving:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/stati...2&year=2005

And who saw that Seattle-Dallas game? What a finish!!! That was one of the best defensive games I have seen in a long time. Of course, being a Louisville fan, I often forget what defense is supposed to look like.

stew on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 9:44 PM

Brock-there's no shame in losing to Pittsburgh (unless we're talking about the Panthers). The Steelers are the class of the AFC imo and it wasn't what I'd condider a blowout. Personally, I look forward to many more great Cinci-Pitt games. The Bengals are on their way up and I believe that it will be a great rivalry for several years to come.

Phil on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 10:14 PM

ah, I have no preference of playing players from the Bills. If you'll notice, Randy Moss and Kerry Collins sat the bench for Cobra Kai this week.

Brock on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 10:53 PM

Considering Moss is out with a broken ass and Collins plays with a broken ass, your passion was more than justifiable.

Phil on Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 11:19 PM

Oh, Moss played and would have scored around 10 or 12 points, along with Collins. Wouldn't have helped me of course, because of Lamont Jordan dropped like 30 points on the Bills.

I might care if my team wasn't filled with a bunch of chumps.

joe on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 9:06 AM

To anyone who cares, Cout TV and G4 have been airing the classic episode of Fastlane where Tiffany Amber Theissen makes out with Jamie Pressly in a hot tub. Keep an eye out for it.

douglas on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 11:32 AM

great episode. google image "fastlane" and you can see the pics. classic tv right there. who doesn't love kelly kapowski in some lesbian action

joe on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 11:48 AM

who all plans on going to Cincy this weekend?

Brock on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 12:05 PM

Michelle sent out an Evite for her party, but I only had a few emails from people, so if you are planning to come, respond the the Evite or email me at brock.schweitzer(at)gmail.com so I can send it to you. They are following the responses to make sure they have enough kegs.

stew on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 1:22 PM

Wow! I knew some of the details of this story, but it's pretty wild. All for one defensive tackle that sucked anyway.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/etic...ry?page=crimson

joe on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 2:13 PM

I'm bored so I want to start a debate

Greatest Endzone dance and greatest video game athlete

I am going with Icky Shuffle and Techmo Bowl Bo Jackson

douglas on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 2:46 PM

no arguments with bo jackson, he can't be stopped in techmo bowl. as for the greatest end zone celebration, i'm going to think out of the box and go with the movie "any given sunday," my personal favorite was when they tossed the football like it's a ticking bomb and waited for it to explode, and all the players fell down. in real life, i'd have to go with chad johnson's river dance, only b/c of the technical nature of the dance and his near perfection of the art. Of course joe horn's cell phone call to his kid was quite stupendous as well.

adrian on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 2:55 PM

What time is trivia tonight?

Bigworm on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 3:24 PM

Brock is this halloween party at michelle's place or what? Also, who are the dudes hosting it on the invite.

Bigworm on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 3:36 PM

Now if we can build more of these we can tell the Arabs to go pound some sand, and our gas prices will lower too.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,173291,00.html

Bigworm on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 3:43 PM

What could possibly go wrong?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,1011...8-13762,00.html

Phil on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 4:20 PM

Video Bo Jackson is an obvious choice. Other first team hall of famers:

Michael Vick - Madden 2004
Way too accurate on the run - if you know what to do with him you could score every play.

Kordell Stewart - Bill Walsh College Football '95
Rated a 99 in speed, throw power and accuracy. Seriously. He was so good that the entire Quarterback squad was rated a 100 despite the backup being something like an 76. You mix that in Rashaan Salaam at running back and Michael Westbrook at WR - UNSTOPABLE. I once threw for 800 yards and ran for 600 IN ONE GAME on FIVE MINUTE QUARTERS. Granted it was one of those return a punt to your own one yards line game to see what type of numbers I could run up, but it was just insanity.

Lance Johnson - World Series Baseball 95.
Fast enough that he could beat out any throw to first. In a season that I played all 162 games (I had a broken wrist that summer, bite me) he bated 1.000 and stole over 1200 bases. I'm sure that other players in that game had similiar speed but I only played as the white sox.

Charles Barkley - Bulls vs Blazers (i may have the year wrong, but I believe this was the right one)
Inexplicably left at center for the 76ers. That SOB would just fly down the court, especially if fucking Bill Cartwright was suppoded to guard him. In reality, putting Jordan at Center could also achieve the same effect but couldn't rebound nearly as well.

Tie Domi - NHL '94.
One punch and he could knock someone out for a game. NHL '95 is featured in Swingers (make wayne gretzkey's head bleed!), but the destruction brought by Tie Domi's fighting is probably while they took out the fighting. This was in the era of late hits in both madden and nhl, so you could easily take out the opposing players best guy in under 2 minutes by provoking fights with Tie.

Bigworm on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 5:11 PM

Go Sooners!

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5021176

stew on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 5:13 PM

This book is great:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...nce&s=books

Phil on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 5:18 PM

The best part of stew's link is what other customers have bought...

Brent on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 5:24 PM

Re: wind energy

I dont understand why we arent using the ocean tides to produce energy. The technology has been around for a couple decades, it just doesnt make sense--fucking oil lobbyists!

Marc on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 5:28 PM

Don't know about the brand but a 19" LCD monitor for $199
http://www.buy.com/retail/product.a...amp;dcaid=17070

Brock on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 6:00 PM

Alright, I'll mention this again, since people have obviously just ignored my previous posts.

THIS WEEKEND: There are TWO Halloween Events going on.

1.) FRIDAY - My freind Mike and his brother are hosting a party in Covington, KY at the Tickets sports bar. They get the entire upstairs floor and bar. Its $20 all the beer and wells you can drink plus a DJ and prizes for the crazy costumes (you won't win, but you can try, some dude was freakin' Teen Wolf last year and was spot on).

2.) SATURDAY - Michelle and her roommates are hosting a party at the house they rent. Also a costume event. There will be a keg, and considering how much interest, I may just get a second keg. They also have a fully stocked bar. Suggested donation $5 (Don't bail on a $5 donation to a fully stocked bar and kegs, I'm going to have to harass some of her roommates freinds because they are bums).

Big Jay's Birthday is Sunday! Thus, we've promised to show him a good time in the 'Nati. He was contemplating the Peter Griffin costume, so you may wanna go along with his idea.

There are 2 E-vites that have been sent out, so if you haven't gotten either one, refer to my email addy above.

Jay on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 6:08 PM

Brock, my birthday is on saturday. By the way, I will be there saturday, but probably not friday. If anyone wants a ride up there, let me know. I can take 3 other people comfortably, and 4 others, but it would be cramped. So, we'll probably need at least two cards. My plan is for everyone to get ripped. I mean, Chris's graduation, Drink in the New Year, and Best New Year's Ever combined. Awsome!

Marc on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 6:22 PM

Buffy and Angel dorks will be happy
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/buffyverse1

Brock on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 7:30 PM

Sorry Jay, I was probably drinking when you told me.

However, you should try and make it up Friday, that way you can work your way into it that night and kick off your birthday bright and early on Saturday. Oh, and that gives me one more night to get you hooked up with a slutty vampiress or french maid.

Jay on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 7:46 PM

Oh, I'll be drinking in my birthday. Marc, was that post directed at me by any chance.

stew on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 8:45 PM

Jay, you should bring your guitar up to Cinci with you, so that when you get drunk (which, by God, will definately happen), you can sing obscene songs to some of the hot nurses. That would be great.

Bigworm on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 9:17 PM

Jay - what time are you gonna roll up to cinci on saturday? What time do you think you will roll home on Sunday?

I am game if we can leave Louisville later around 5-6 or something like that...and leave cinci relatively early...10-11 or so.

Brent on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 9:44 PM

Apparently this link became yet another casualty of Hurricane Katrina, anyway, here you go Phil and Marc

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2680

(repost, the other link was dead)

Brock on Monday, October 24, 2005 at 10:51 PM

Well... at least I know Chris and Joanna will be in it for the long haul.

stew on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 1:21 AM

This guy really loves his Range Rover!!! (May not be safe for work!):
http://images.google.com/imgres?img...hl%3Den%26lr%3D

joe on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 8:02 AM

I am heading up to Cincy Friday sometime if anybody wanted to roll with me. I have a basketball game sometime Sunday so I should be rolling out Sunday as early as I can leave without getting a DUI.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 10:39 AM

Joe - so if i roll up to cinci with jay do you mind brining my back home. You can just open up the door and kick me out at my house as not to slow you down. Tuck and Roll

joe on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 10:41 AM

I can do that. Just don't puke in my truck. If you must you can sleep in the back. That cleans up easy.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 10:41 AM

Top movie of all time according to the brits.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,173371,00.html

Marc on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 11:40 AM

Funny Video of a Polar Bear
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/po...arbearscare.wmv

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 1:30 PM

Chicks are so easy.

http://www.wgal.com/sports/5169710/detail.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 1:32 PM

Damn, spinal fluid dripping from your nose.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9546086/

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 1:40 PM

A.J. Pierzynski is an MLB Pitcher living the good life, the real good life. He is married and they just had baby (daughter) - now look at him scamming on some hoes. Way to go A.J.!

http://sportsbybrooks.com/A.J.Pierzynski.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 3:41 PM

Joe - I also have the "The Man The Legend" T-shirt at my house so I will bring that for you as well.

joe on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 4:11 PM

I told a buddy of mine at work about the shirt. He offered me 50 dollars to wear the shirt at work on a dress down day. I don't know if I am brave enough to wear it at work.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 4:33 PM

I have that one and the "Free Breathalyzers" (arrow pointing down) t-shirt, but still need to find that one.

Brock on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 4:38 PM

Actually Wes, that was my shirt, you just borrowed it. That was back in the days before I could go to bars and you left me with all the women while you and Jay went out.

Wait... thanks dude, my odds were significantly increased and it paid off... A LOT!

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 4:43 PM

Ah shit that is Brock's..I remember I wore that as an undershirt to Bar Louisville and the wouldn't let me in with my over shirt (had a printed "tommy" long sleeve shirt on) so he was like well what undershirt do you have one maybe I can let you in with that. So there I was being called out by the bouncer, so I proudly raised my shirt smiling with Brock's shirt on and he gave a slight grin and simply said "No".

So that sucked because Jay, Lynnie, and I went back to my house to change then back to the bars. I think I did have some Tig Ole Bitties in my face that night so it didn't matter really.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 4:44 PM

Brock do you have that shirt?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 4:51 PM

Adrian - here ya go.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,173432,00.html

Brock on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 5:21 PM

Yeah, its buried somewhere.

douglas on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 5:42 PM

I got the greatest shirt of all time, "I Stopped Being Sexist Because Bitches Hate That Shit." Top that. Trust me, it's a real conversation piece at parties.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 25, 2005 at 6:59 PM

If that's not classy I don't know what is.

Phil on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 12:58 AM

burke's been yanked? screw this game, I'm going to bed.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:25 AM

Brock, I might respond to the evite later, but joanna, joe and I will be at Michelle's.

For anyone in need of a halloween costume...go as an anorexic in recovery. Just wear a tshirt with a sign on it saying "I beat anorexia."

Phil on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 9:26 AM

stripper writing in the op-ed section of the new york times on the dude with the $200g tab at scores: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/25/o...on/25eaves.html

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 9:35 AM

Wow....holy shit:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051026...trol_for_humans

Tiffany Amber Thiesen....you will finally be mine.

Brock on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 9:38 AM

Is anyone planning to go to the Friday night festivities? We'll probably meet at Michelle's around 8:30-9PM and take a taxi over to Covington.

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 9:42 AM

So I was surfing po....I mean the internet the other day, when I discovered that Chloe Sevigny gave a full-on blowjob on film for this movie called, "The Brown Bunny".
Yah right, a semi-high profile actress taking it, there are camera tricks.
Nope, she denies it, Vincent Gallo denies it, and you can see for yourself, she's blowin' him:
http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules....le&sid=1013

That link is not safe for work, by the way, unless of course, it's safe to watch a close-up of a blowjob on film.

I'll be damned. Where the hell were you guys on this one. I vaguely remember him posting the billboard in LA of a still frame blurred out and getting shit from it, but I guess I thought, "Yah, right" at the time then too. But here she is in all her glory, on her knees, disinfecting, and eager to please.

I did some reading into this, and I found out they used to be together; and I thought, "I get it". What a fantastic idea; call up an old flame, "Hey babe, I'm makin' a movie and you get to be the star, there's just one thing though".

And then when it's all done, you got the perfect getback for the bitch leavin' you. You got a close-up of something you call artistic to the press, but everyone knows she dumped your ass and you're gettin' back at her. I got to make some calls.

douglas on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 9:42 AM

Wow, I never would've guessed. A WNBA player is gay. What's next, dikes in the LPGA? Hmmmm...
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/5025926

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 9:44 AM

Now see, it's a performance like that the makes me realize they cast the wrong person for "Pretty Woman".

Phil on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 10:28 AM

hmmm, i'm actually surpised no one has brought that up either. i remember asking marc who the hells she was, but that must have been in person. Go figure.

douglas on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 11:54 AM

Al roker getting dropped on his ass during the hurricane, it's no blowjob, but good for a laugh:
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=a...;f=06/64&p=
by the way, the best part of the bj video was the fact that he pushed her off of him when he was done, so as to say, "your job is done, thanks, now get the fuck out."

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 12:21 PM

What the hell....
Since I posted that link, "The Brown Bunny" has skyrocketed in sales on the Amazon page

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 2:18 PM

So how long till we invade Iran?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051026...iran_alqaeda_dc

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 2:36 PM

Jesus titty fucking christ! I'm talking about Iran and you guys are on blowjobs. I'm so tempted to click on thatlink, however, being here at work makes me think otherwise.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:14 PM

The female orgasm that's the myth.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/serv...EX26/TPScience/

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:16 PM

Read the second story - Phil this is you isn't it?

http://www.sltrib.com/nationworld/ci_3151901

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:16 PM

http://www.ksdk.com/news/news_artic...x?storyid=86700

That was submitted to Fark with the title:
"Martz threatens Rams fans: "I will have a full recovery"

That's funny shit. Yah, don't click the link, I just wanted to illustrate my funny point, the title summarizes the whole article.

And Wes, are blowjobs prohibited in Iran? Because if they are, I'll join that invasion wagon. Fuck that.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:20 PM

Chris - do you still have your superman shirt?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:20 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051026...a_superman_leap

Brock on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:21 PM

Wes, are you going to wear everyone else's clothes this weekend?

I have 2 Superman shirts, but Michelle also has a couple of dresses you can borrow too, although I'm not sure your fat ass would fit.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:21 PM

you know what I am not for sure if they are. Sometimes countries ban any "unnatural sexual acts" and they list that as one of them, not for sure if iran is one of them or not.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:22 PM

No, I was actually meaning to post that article with the superman shirt question - apparently I haven't mastered "control v" yet.

Brock on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:23 PM

What do we have all these damn nukes for if we ain't gonna use 'em! Yee-Haw!

Brock on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:23 PM

Wes, are you trying to set a record for number of posts in a single day?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:26 PM

Can't we all just get along.

http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpa...1822855,00.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 3:27 PM

I don't feel like working i guess. so instead of creating one large post that everyone will simply skip over, i have decided to create thousands of small posts to display my boredom.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 4:19 PM

What an idiot.

http://www.nj.com/news/jjournal/ind....xml&coll=3

joe on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 4:55 PM

this is fucking hilarious. read immediately or you are a douchebag

http://factualmaterial.com/douchebag.htm

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 5:16 PM

That was great Joe - I almost pissed myself laughing at Oliver. If only he had on sunglasses outside in the dark. That is the only way to become a bigger douche.

douglas on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 6:03 PM

hey joe, do you have a picture of greg fischer, or denny roberts maybe? how about nate knight? douchebags!! that shit was funny

Jay on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 6:13 PM

Wes, I was hoping to leave a little earlier on saturday. Is there anyway we can push it up to about 3 or 4?

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 6:51 PM

Who is coming up? wHO's crashing where this weekend? Or is everyone just planning on being "found down" somewhere Sat night? Yes I still have the superman shirt, Wes.

Brock on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 7:01 PM

Chris, are you going to the party Friday night?
Who is coming Friday? Do I need to make room at my place?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 26, 2005 at 8:13 PM

Yeah I can probably do 4

joe on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 7:18 AM

factualmaterial.com has all kinds of good stuff like that. The only way that could have been better is to possible throw in the double popped collar or a sweater vest. Is "found down" ever going to lose its humor? Why am I posting at 7:18 in the morning sober?

Bigworm on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 8:45 AM

What is the humor with "found down"?

Brock - I don't think I will be at the Friday party but Saturday is looking pretty good. And don't worry fellas I am not going to go on a crazy drinking binge and puke that night.

joe on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 9:13 AM

my police report is the humor

Bigworm on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 9:19 AM

I think the only way tha guy would be a bigger DB is if his polo shirt had his fraternity letters on it (still pink though) and if he was holding that book on how to seduce women.

that would be classic.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 9:25 AM

"I've got tens of thousands of people living in two-man igloo tents tonight, and less than a quarter of the people who have asked for FEMA travel trailers have gotten them," Taylor said. "And at the same time they can find $140,000 a year to pay this incompetent son of a gun; that's ridiculous."

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005...Politics_983246

joe on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 10:01 AM

Bank One has this thing where if a certain percentage of an account has Not Been Paid within _X_ days from the Invoice Date it is referred to as a taint because the account is tainted. We just had a meeting because apparently when Bank One and Chase merged Chase found this fucking hilarious and wants to change the name because they can't handle the taint with a straight face.

God bless meetings at work where all we talk about is changing the name of the taint

douglas on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 10:10 AM

http://factualmaterial.com/sfarcs.htm
Here's the link to where joe found the "douchebag" piece. This is a fucking awesome website, all this guy does is make fun of other people and try to be politically incorrect, which I truly appreciate.

Phil on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 10:11 AM

If it was up to me, I'd try to figure out an acronym for the taint called DODUS.

Phil on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 10:11 AM

I see no reason this restaraunt wouldn't be a success in Louisville: http://events.nytimes.com/2005/10/2...article_popular

Green Baron on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 11:14 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto.../hta19010270538

So uh....this is how they celebrate in Chicago???

Green Baron on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 11:22 AM

I think they took a lesson from these guys:

http://underscorebleach.net/tmp/par...s_belichick.jpg

Bigworm on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 12:04 PM

I think it is about time these fuckers give the consumers some relief.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/business/oil_and_gas

Green Baron on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 12:39 PM

My favorite was the photo caption:
"said third-quarter profit surged, buoyed by higher crude-oil and natural-gas prices, even as the period's hurricanes hampered production."

hmmmm.......what do you think? Maybe they're just jackin' the fuckin' costs just to milk us? Huh, maybe? Perhaps they're just jackin' us off.

Cork-soackers.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 12:44 PM

If other people are getting happy endings and I am just getting bent over and fucked, now that is just injustice .

Brock on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 1:07 PM

Don't you just want to take that Exxon executive's chin fat and pull it over his head and stomp your foot into the back of his skull!

Bigworm on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 1:41 PM

LEGALIZE IT.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051026...m/pot_cancer_dc

Bigworm on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 2:41 PM

Should have started drinking sooner.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051027...rmones_sperm_dc

joe on Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 4:30 PM

you know what grinds my gears...
girls that don't blow.... they still make you? If you don't blow because you don't like the taste, trust us, swallowing a teaspoon of cum is a lot better than what we go through for you. Look, blow.


this factualmaterials.com website cracks me up

Bigworm on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 8:24 AM

So who all is going to Cincy this weekend?

Bigworm on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 8:39 AM

Fucked up.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/28/mi...e.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 8:42 AM

What do Trekkie and homosexuals have in common?

- They're GAY!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/...i.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 8:48 AM

Not so good from 20-40 yards, but he's money at 50 yards away.

IT'S GOOD!

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/ne...tory?id=2206116

Green Baron on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 10:12 AM

Joe,
You should listen to Bill Hicks' comedy on blowjobs, it's classic:

"I had this one girl who went down there, spent like two seconds, and then she started comin' back up. She says to me, get this, "I think you've had enough". I said, "You know what, I'm pretty sure you'll know when I've had enough."

ha ha ha

Green Baron on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 10:18 AM

Sulu's gay!?!!??

This brings on a whole new load of Star Trek jokes!

What did Spock see Sulu shoving up his ass? Answer - The Captain's Log

Oh my god, I could go all day.

Bigworm on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 10:39 AM

I'm happier than Sulu with a bag of dicks.

Green Baron on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 11:46 AM

What's funnier than Sulu with a dick in his ass?

- Sulu wearing a clown outfit with a dick in his ass.

joe on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 12:08 PM

If anybody is looking for a costume, wear a minnesota vikings jersey and a life jacket

joe on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 3:40 PM

this website is pretty boring today.

Brock on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 3:59 PM

Everyone is still in shock from the coming out of the closet of Sulu. Whats next Chekov?

Green Baron on Friday, October 28, 2005 at 6:54 PM

chekov is definitely gay.
He has a son, but that means nothing. His son played "Boner" on Family Ties.
Chekov is definitely flaming gay.

Green Baron on Sunday, October 30, 2005 at 7:27 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051030...ce_depardieu_dc

That link will only be funny to Brock.
My favorite was: "I have nothing left to prove. I am not going to hang on like an idiot"

Too late for that Gerard.....to late.

Green Baron on Sunday, October 30, 2005 at 11:06 PM

Its alwayz embarassing too kall somone an idiet and than make a gramatikal eror.

Fuck!

douglas on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 10:52 AM

where the fuck is every body at??

Brock on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 11:00 AM

I think the Captain had too much fun this weekend!

Bigworm on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 11:35 AM

So does Cinci hate the Sci now?

Now I am curious if some people thought that I wasn't in costume. In my opinion, I pulled off the douchebag look pretty good.

Green Baron on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 11:51 AM

So I saw an ex-girlfriend of mine today...
I walked up and said, "Oh wow, you went with the dirty whore-costume again this year, huh? Not very original"

I love Halloween.

Green Baron on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 11:55 AM

If you wish to go blind, by all means, click on this link:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...r4257340359.jpg

I only post it here because it somehow managed to make the most-viewed picture on Yahoo. I know there are a lot of 14-year olds out there, but come on! That's frickin sick! Like anyone wants to see a 60 year old out-of-shape lady with sparkling pasties on her fake hooters. What's wrong with this country. It's times like these that I really wish evangelical Christians would just regulate everything to save us from accidentally clicking this disgusting smut.

Can I get an Amen?

adrian on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 12:43 PM

Louisville is back in the top 25. I sense a bcs game in the making.

douglas on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 12:57 PM

the douchebag look succeeded. You WERE a douchebag. Very real. On that note, I think I did a great impersonation of a drunk ass college frat boy, complete with the stupid hat, offensive shirt, the taking over of the bar, and other various drunken shenanigans. somebody please tell me who allowed me to drink brandy and coke, seriously, it was gross.

Brock on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 1:12 PM

Apparently there is a lot I forgot happened on Saturday. Such as:
1. Drinking whiskey with the dog
2. Smearing chocolate all over the circuit breakers in the cellar
3. Jay face-diving into the Skyline dip
4. Parading Bluto around for all the single women

Anyone else remember anything unique, fill me in.

Bigworm on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 2:26 PM

Big Jay calling dibs on Tinkerbell - didn't actually witness this event, heard it through the grapevine.

Brock on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 2:49 PM

I don't even remember a Tinkerbell even being there.

Bigworm on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 3:33 PM

I remember elbowing Miss Universe in the grill trying to grab the Captain's pistol and challenging him to a duel.

Brock on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 3:48 PM

Take a number, I don't know who did that more: challenged the Captain to a duel or elbowing Miss Universe in the face.

Bigworm on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 4:06 PM

So that chick was elbowed several times then?

And why was there chocolate in the circuit breaker for?

Brock on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 4:18 PM

Apparently when the lights went out, I thought I was an electrician. In addition to being an electrician, I also thought I was the cupcake-eating champion. Mix those two drunken ideas together and you get chocolate on the circuit breakers.

stew on Monday, October 31, 2005 at 10:38 PM

Sounds like I missed out on a weekend of epic proportions.
Here is some completely unrelated shit:
http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoos...humor/0286.html

Joanna on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 8:27 AM

Oh yes, there was a Tinkerbell. I can't remember to told me about the dibs. Hey Phil, I've got some good pics of this weekend to share. If I send you the e-mail, is there a way to post it here?

Phil on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 8:59 AM

joanna, go ahead and e-mail me the photos and i can get them up here in some shape or form.

douglas on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 9:24 AM

Some random shit I remember:
-Chasing the dog around the house
-Jay calling dibs on Catwoman and telling her she's beautiful (Oh yeah, with her husband right there)
-Ditto for Tinkerbell
-Jay getting whipped by Ms. Kansas (who was hot)
-Jay getting whipped by Me and Marc
-Something about a nose...
-All of the pageant chicks who looked at us like retards when me and joe asked for whiskey
-Somebody pissed on the fence
-Joanna's sister falling off the steps into the recycle bin, would've killed for a camera

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 9:53 AM

And for the record - I didn't piss on the fence. It's probably a good thing we left kind of early or I may have done so, just stating the obvious fellas.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 9:59 AM

Looks as if Mr. Big is going down.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Marc on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 10:05 AM

I never whipped Jay with Zorro's whip. That would be gay. Plus i have bad aim and most likely woulda hit Miss Universe in the face by accident. Damn she was hot.

Also never heard about Julie (AKA Sarah) falling into the recycling bin. that is awesome. So was jay's puking rally sunday morning while others were headed off to church.

Brock on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 11:05 AM

Was I there for any of this, or did I kill so many brain cells that I cannot remember?

I hope Julie.. eh, I mean Sarah, is ok, those are concrete stairs and that bin is at least 3 feet away.

I do remember, however. CHRIS BEING CREEPY ALL NIGHT!

douglas on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 11:39 AM

the only people present for sarah's falling off the stairs were me and wes, but that had to have been the funniest moment of the night for me personally. it was an act of grace that none of us could surpass.

Brock on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 12:19 PM

Except for the rumors of Jay crashing onto the floor with his plumber ass hanging out and everyone taking pictures of it. I'll confirm this tomorrow when pictures come back in.

douglas on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 2:48 PM

was ms. universe whipping him then? or maybe she was too turned on by his ass crack that she couldn't help but lick it. either way, it's a shame he was passed out to miss it.

douglas on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 2:49 PM

by the way...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...+of+the+Dead%22
Mission accomplished.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 4:47 PM

Yeah I have to agree with Douglas - watching a drunk Sara fall off the stairs was pretty funny. Does anyone know what time we left the party?

Brock on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 5:09 PM

Early!! Because so much happened even after you guys left... I think.

However, if I've learned one thing, ok maybe actually a couple of things:
1. 3 kidney shots and a spinal punch DO NOT equal a punch in the nose.
2. Nosebleeds are cured with 12 shots of whiskey, brandy, tequilla, rum, and I think some strawberry daquiri mix (all individually, not together), which could explain the missing time at the end of the evening.

Brock on Tuesday, November 01, 2005 at 7:09 PM

Since Jay was Darth Vader, I figure he would appreciate this critique.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/fr...0deathstar.html

Phil on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 12:08 AM

i'm told that molly's will have FREE beer coutesy of guiness from 7-8pm on November 22nd. This is coutesy of the bartenders who don't want too many people to know, so don't go posting this on your myspace profile to impress chicks.

that is all.

Brock on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 12:47 AM

Ah man, thats the night of the UC-Illinois St. game! DECISIONS!

adrian on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 8:41 AM

If you grew up playing nintendo....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nintendoacapella.html

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 9:47 AM

Ok, I wouldn't kick Ms. Finland out of bed for eating crackers, but come on! The rest of these chicks should be competing for "Most Homely Chick in the World"

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051005/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Just look at those legs, absolutely no tone whatsoever:

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051005/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

And talk about UGGGGLLLLLYYYYYYY:
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051005/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Look at that belly:
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051023/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Ok, who's the biggest attention grabbing whore who looks like a poodle:

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051005/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

It used to be that pageants were for attractive people. This is just sick. These ladies are unattractive, out of shape, boobless, ass-less, and just plain fugly.

I don't know who created Miss Earth, but I think they should scrap it, or go to Miss Universe where the chicks can have plastic surgery before the pageant. These ladies are definitely in need of some.

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 9:51 AM

Actually, scrap that, after looking at Miss Finland's legs, I would kick her ass out of bed for eating crackers.

adrian on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 10:08 AM

It is on tonight boys. The bellarmine knights are going to kick the shit out of the pussy ass cards.

stew on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 10:37 AM

The shocker rises again!
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/photo...213&prov=ap

Adrian, can you please give me some of whatever you are smoking?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 3:37 PM

Fuck Amsterdamn - we have Denver.

http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?...47-c589c01ca7bf

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 3:39 PM

Even in Retirement - Clinton can't leave his hands off of women in the Whitehouse.

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/...0909.shtml?et=y

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 3:42 PM

Wow - maybe Nattysci should adopt USC as "Our Team"

http://www.montereyherald.com/mld/m...ts/13050873.htm

stew on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 7:22 PM

Does anybody else have Cingular as a wireless provider? And if so, have you had any billing problems with them? I am so fucking mad right now.
I've been with these fuckers for 6 years and I'm planning to switch to another network that doesn't drop my calls after I pay a ridiculous $185 bill! So if can recommend a good company, I'd appreciate it.

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 7:31 PM

Brock, it has been released....
Why is it so hush hush I wonder...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...re&n=507846

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 9:06 PM

I have Cingular and haven't had a problem. What kind of plan are you on? You know nationwide with free long distance, free nights and weekends, and 250 minutes is only $30 a month right? Now 900 numbers are always extra, you know that, right? I would change, but I'm only 1 year into my contract I think, maybe I'll double check that.

Brent on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 9:43 PM

Finding the perfect wireless phone provider makes the search for the Holy Grail look like Blues Clues. Dude, like the holy grail, the former is a myth and cannot be found. Do yourself a favor and come to terms with this or you will be haunted for the rest of your days. Or you could take a baseball bat to Baron's head for having such a perfect plan...whichever makes you feel better.

stew on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 11:13 PM

I just heard a new joke that will instantly join my repetoire of terrible, corny jokes. I thought I'd go ahead and share it just for shits and giggles.
Q. How do you make a pool table laugh?
A. Put you're hands in his pockets and tickle his balls!

Too funny!

stew on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 at 11:15 PM

Not that we don't already know pretty much everything about this place, but Wicks has a website:
http://www.wickspizza.com/flash.htm

Brock on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 1:18 AM

This is creeping me out Baron, I swear I have not heard one thing about Civ4 until today. I'm wondering if its a crappy upgrade to Civ3 with nothing spectacular added. I'll have to do some research on this.

adrian on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 8:08 AM

So how bad did louisville blow bellarmine out by? I couldn't find the score anywhere.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 9:02 AM

Never had a problem with Cingular.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 9:12 AM

My weekly NFL cheerleaders post. Enjoy.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 9:21 AM

Pics of college football fans.

http://www.americasbestonline.net/cheerfan.htm

douglas on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 9:31 AM

bellarmine didn't blown out at all, the final score was like 70-63 or something, but the game was closer than that. it was back and forth until pretty much the last few minutes of the game.

Brock on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 10:21 AM

I guess I should have pointed out to Wes, that Amber, who was there for about 10 minutes Saturday is a Bengals cheerleader.

Awww... sorry you missed it.

joe on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 10:49 AM

before anybody rips UL too much, remember last year when they barely beat BYU-Hawaii before their loss to Iowa. Apparently they struggle with D-II teams that suck.

douglas on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 12:42 PM

Was she an ASIAN cheerleader?

douglas on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 1:08 PM

Tyler Ing, 20, told the London (Ontario) Free Press in October that his parents "looked at me real weird for a few minutes" but that now "they're proud. My mom shows the (Guinness Book of World Records) to all her friends." The entry that she shows is her son's honor, recently achieved, for having the world's longest nipple hair, certified at 8.89 cm (3.5 inches). [London Free Press, 10-13-05]

douglas on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 1:12 PM

In September, Anthony R. Martin, 52, of Belleville, Ill., became the latest person to call the police and complain that someone had stolen his illegal drugs. But there was more: Martin told the investigating officer that a hostile neighbor had taken his marijuana plants, but when he showed the officer the room where he usually kept them, the plants were actually still there. Martin then said whoever took them must have returned them. He was charged with growing marijuana. (He also admitted that he had been drinking that night.) [News-Democrat (Belleville), 9-10-05]

Bigworm on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 1:56 PM

Another night of drinking.

http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100...-name_page.html

Jay on Thursday, November 03, 2005 at 6:24 PM

So, I'm finally coming out of my drunken coma from this weekend. I definitely remember getting whipped. I also remember my conversation with the gay dudes (kinda) "What do you guys think about gay marriage...Whatever, married people are gay anyway." And I think I owe apologies to both julie and shannon, I might have said/done things that were highly inappropriate. I said a lot of stupid things that night. I'm just going to post them on the nattypedia.

Bigworm on Friday, November 04, 2005 at 11:07 AM

My Science Project - "How much alcohol should be used to make Jell-O Shots". this guy deserves a Natty Sci T-shirt

http://www.myscienceproject.org/j-shot.html

Bigworm on Friday, November 04, 2005 at 11:11 AM

Even the vatican is against fundamentalist.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,174489,00.html

Brock on Friday, November 04, 2005 at 12:02 PM

Big Jay, did you have a good time? Because if we showed you a good time on your birthday, the party was a success!
Besides, all the girls love the big guy!

We got the pictures back, and you can actually flip them like a flip-book and watch me get drunk!

Bigworm on Friday, November 04, 2005 at 1:27 PM

Adrian beware, I know you have a thing for the Petronas Towers.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051104...s/malaysia_fire

Phil on Friday, November 04, 2005 at 3:22 PM

it warrants mentioning that 50 years ago Doc Brown invented the flux capacitor. Just a little bit of knowledge you can drop to impress the laaaaaadies.

Phil on Friday, November 04, 2005 at 3:23 PM

(by 50 years ago, I mean 11/04/55 was the year Doc Brown invented the Flux Capaictor. Or at least came up with the idea for it...)

joe on Friday, November 04, 2005 at 3:24 PM

where do you find that info?

Phil on Friday, November 04, 2005 at 3:36 PM

a drunken e-mail last night, with a threat to my life if I didn't know the answer.

Bigworm on Friday, November 04, 2005 at 3:46 PM

Anyone up for a Ghetto Party?

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/art.../4/112506.shtml

stew on Saturday, November 05, 2005 at 1:52 AM

Maybe I have consumed too much bourbon (Old Forester to be precise) but "Deep Blue Sea" is the shitiest movie I have ever seen. LL Cool J is a terrible rapper (see "Paradise" video), but he is an even worse actor. Perhaps I should kill myself for watching "Deep Blue Sea" on a Friday night. Goddamn!

Brock on Saturday, November 05, 2005 at 2:50 PM

Stew, its not just the fact you are watching "Deep Blue Sea" on a Friday night. Its that you got wasted on bourbon by yourself and watched "Deep Blue Sea" on a Friday night.

Come on man, you know better than that.

Phil on Saturday, November 05, 2005 at 7:00 PM

yeah, share that bourbon you bastard.

stew on Saturday, November 05, 2005 at 11:43 PM

In reference to the aforementioned bourbon. I have drunkenly misplaced half a fifth of Old Forrester. Oh well, maybe it'll turn up a few months from now when I decide to clean out my closet.

Phil on Sunday, November 06, 2005 at 12:12 PM

foxtrot from this morning: http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ft...05/ft051106.gif

NERDS!

Phil on Sunday, November 06, 2005 at 1:33 PM

check out the #6 result for Feast on the Fluids of the Dead
(without quotes) on google.

Phil on Sunday, November 06, 2005 at 6:06 PM

i think I saw this movie on cinemax: http://www.tbo.com/bucs/MGBDTH4LPFE.html?imw=Y

maybe it was showtime. i forget.

Phil on Sunday, November 06, 2005 at 6:43 PM

oh, i forgot.
angela: http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm...NC/tcangela.jpg
kristen: http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm...sten_body05.jpg

stew on Sunday, November 06, 2005 at 8:56 PM

Phil, thank you for posting that and the pics. I was running out of images for the spank bank. That problem has now been solved! Damn, what a story! Too bad that doesn't happen at the bars we go to, although I can see something like that happening at Wet Willy's.

stew on Sunday, November 06, 2005 at 9:03 PM

Terrell Owens is a fucking asshole. I hate what he's doing to the Eagles, I really wish he'd get run over by a train or something. I can't believe some of the things he says about McNabb, who is currently playing through more pain than t.o can imagine.

adrian on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 8:19 AM

T.O. can kiss the big contract he has been looking for goodbye. Any NFL team would be stupid to lock him in on a multi-year deal.

joe on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 9:52 AM

I put a lot of this on Drew Rosenhaus his agent

Phil on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 10:06 AM

Drew Rosenhaus is the taint of the NFL.

douglas on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 10:14 AM

rosenhaus isn't the one opening his stupid ass mouth, and I guarantee you he knows owens is screwed. After this year there's only one team that would want an out-of-control asshole like him....the raiders, the NFL delinquents. Imagine him and moss in the same jersey, oakland would love that shit, there's never be an empty seat.

stew on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 10:26 AM

Hey it's the original, Onterrio Smith approved Whizzinator! You can even select one that fits your ethnic heritage. Woooo!
http://www.whizzinator.com/index.html

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 10:28 AM

Jackpot Baby. Two panther cheerleaders caught doing it!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...s.ap/index.html

adrian on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 11:08 AM

If Moss and Owens played on the same team how funny would it be to hear Randy Moss of all people call Terrel Owens immature.

Brent on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 11:29 AM

Wes, welcome to the 21st century. C'mon man, that story broke last night with Philco while you were marveling over the "wheel."

joe on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 11:54 AM

http://www.sportsline.com/collegefo...wls/predictions

How about a UL - VT matchup?

Brock on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 11:58 AM

Since we are discussing cheerleaders, do me a favor and vote for the UC cheerleader, she's up against Indiana, and we can't have any smelly Hoosiers winning.

http://www.athlonsports.com/spirit/...ound=4&id=4

adrian on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 12:16 PM

I would love to see Notre Dame vs Penn State in the Fiesta Bowl.

douglas on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 1:56 PM

no way the uc chick gets my vote, she's up against a uk cheerleader.

joe on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 2:06 PM

dude the UK cheerleader has 74% of the vote

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 2:49 PM

What are you talking about, what is there to marvel about a square wheel?

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 2:52 PM

Sorry dude I voted for the Hoosier - hey I have a thing for short haired hotties almost as much as Asian Schoolgirls. Well not really.

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 2:57 PM

Sorry Brent - Fark is my main news source Amigo and it was only posted today.

Also, Abby is going out of town this weekend to Chicago so what's the game plan this weekend fellas?

joe on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 3:38 PM

honestly, i voted for the hoosier too

adrian on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 3:48 PM

I voted for the hoosier also.

douglas on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 3:59 PM

wes alone for the weekend? the douchebag's going out? hell yeah, friday night we'll go out, search for bums, and I'll beat them up while you cheer me on

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:08 PM

Douglas - Now that's what I call the Jackpot! So our we gonna start at Louisville Slugger Field then walk to 4th street live?

Brock on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:13 PM

Thanks for showin' the love fellas, you bunch of dicks!

I have been thinking about coming back to Louisville this weekend, but unless there is anything going on, I might as well stay here, so give me an update Wes.

Brock on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:15 PM

By the way, both the UC and IU cheerleaders have gained significant ground on the UK girl. 15% and 14% to 57%. I smell an upset coming.

douglas on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:16 PM

So my boss walked by as i was making that last post. He saw what I wrote, and then he saw "Feast on the Fluids of the Dead." The look on his face was classic. Needless to say he thinks me and all of you are fuckin' retards.

Brock on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:20 PM

Of course we're fuckin' retards, but he's still a tool.

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:22 PM

Roger that amigo - but I am sure that all you have to do is think what happens every weekend.

FRIDAY NIGHT
1. GETTING DRUNK
2. GOING OUT TO THE BARS
3. PICKING FIGHTS WITH BUMS
4. DRINKING MORE
5. STARING AT 19 YEAR OLDS (PEDOPHILES ARE F'N AMATUERS)
6. DRINKING MORE
7. ATTEMPTING DRUNK NAVIGATION ON BARDSTOWN ROAD
8. DRINKING MORE
9. GO TO WHITEY'S
10. PASS OUT

SATURDAY
1. GETTING DRUNK
2. GOING OUT TO THE BARS
3. PICKING FIGHTS WITH BUMS
4. DRINKING MORE
5. STARING AT 19 YEAR OLDS (PEDOPHILES ARE F'N AMATUERS)
6. DRINKING MORE
7. ATTEMPTING DRUNK NAVIGATION ON BARDSTOWN ROAD
8. DRINKING MORE
9. GO TO WHITEY'S
10. PASS OUT

However, I am open to suggestions if you have any.

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:24 PM

So i guess the only thing that differs is somewhere between going to Whitey's and passing out is Drunk Phil talking incoherently or me puking. Pick your poison fellas!

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:27 PM

Here's a brilliant idea. T.O likes to do contraversial shit, why not convince him of playing in BU intramurals? He makes more than enough cash and he isn't doing anything else. We can join the season late and still whip some ass.

Brock on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:29 PM

We should play darts, I'm actually pretty good at it. I recommend picking a place we can play billiards. However, drunken darts is dangerous. Some dudes were playing drunken darts on Saturday at Fries and were taking full out running fastball throws. Even when the other guy was getting his darts off the board. I had visions of Happy Gilmore and a nailgun, but it never came to fruition.

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:40 PM

If i was gonna vote for any other school Brock it would have been UK.

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:51 PM

Breaking news for the ass, I mean Brent.

Apparently only one of the cheerleaders was actually a cheerleader.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=1289017

Look at the wheel go round and round!

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:51 PM

Wasn't a cheerleader.

Phil on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:52 PM

ok, so I had to figure this out. So that coke commercial were they go "you know who that was - that's the rooftop!" So I was convinced I knew who that dude was, and was pretty sure it wasn't any street ball people. Although I thought it could be earl monroe. But Earl Monroe wasn't the rooftop. Well, I figured it out. It's the Saleh's brother from the Air Up There (also appearing as "The Flight" in white men can't jump). So there you go.

And, uh, yeah. I't's been an exciting day here at work...

This was all led from a discussion at lunch about whether or not the deaf guy from the replacements ever played college ball. I mean, he's got the goods. Hell, he looks better than every fucking tightend the bills got this year. But we can find no reference of this dude playing anywhere. We also thought that maybe Earl Wilkinson might have played some ball in the past too.

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:54 PM

Jesus Juice! I don't care who you, that's just funny.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...esusjuice1.html

douglas on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 4:59 PM

if 49 million isn't enuf for T.O., then playing for free at BU probably won't get it done.

Phil on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 5:04 PM

don't forget TO has dreams of playing pro basketball too. I bet we could get TO to take a class at bellarmine, pay for our tuition and we could get rolling on the "Natty Sci featuring T.O." era.

Phil on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 5:04 PM

one coach's scouting report on shutting down Teen Wolf: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/11/4malla.html

God I love McSweeney's.

Green Baron on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 5:10 PM

I'm the one fucking hoosier that voted for the Bearcat, mainly because I fucked that chick in the ass.....nah, I'm just kidding

Anyway,
I fucking hate Nascar with a passion right. However, I heard on the radio the other day that Kyle Petty's wife is named Pattie. Not only is that fucking hilarious, but it also epitomizes what I'm talking about when I say I hate fucking Nascar. I seriously doubt it, but it would be even funnier if she was a fattie Pattie Petty.

Green Baron on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 5:16 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051107/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Yahoo saves the day....they're still hot, whoever they are, I'd fuck them both in the ass........nah, I'm just kidding.

Bigworm on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 5:17 PM

Okay so here is a link from fark where people are listing the funniest things said during sex.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1747893

My favorite is from Bloodninja who is cybering first of all but still very funny story.

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.


Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. biatch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

I highly suggest ready through this list.

Green Baron on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 5:20 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051104/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Ok, last one til the next....
At first, I saw this picture and thought, what the fuck are they smoking in Senegal; and then I read the caption, and I thought, he's gonna do WHAT! WITH THAT FUCKING KNIFE!

Jesus christ, thank god I don't live in Senegal, where machete wielding weirdos in wooly wardrobes wack off your Woodrow.

Green Baron on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 5:23 PM

Carolina Panthers seemed to have shut down their site. I hope they don't kick these girls from the cheerleading squad. My god, think of the ticket sales to see this; and then you get a football game to see on top of it!

Brock on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 5:45 PM

Oh hell, since we are on a cheerleader binge. Here's Amber, who was at the Halloween party.
http://www.bengals.com/cheerleaders...eerleader_id=19

Phil on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 6:20 PM

here's the full blood ninja stuff. some good stuff right there: http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

douglas on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 6:28 PM

how did i not see her? why wasn't I told she was there???? I could've drunkenly hit on her and she could've slapped me!! How awesome would that have been? Thanks for lookin' out guys.

douglas on Monday, November 07, 2005 at 6:40 PM

holy shit! That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

joe on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 8:07 AM

all the talk of "STARING AT 19 YEAR OLDS (PEDOPHILES ARE F'N AMATUERS)" made me think of TV last night. Some great advice: everytime you think one gets away, a new one turns 18. I love the show "how I met your mother"

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 8:48 AM

that guy is pretty funny...maybe I'll use an IM and start doing that shit as well, that's funny!

adrian on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 9:49 AM

This is funny...you have to read.

http://www.mrdudeman.com/view_dudem...php?rant_id=104

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 10:46 AM

Pretty classic email response in my opinion.

douglas on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 11:37 AM

this is sad. i don't understand why two hot women should lose their jobs for showing affection for one another.
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5059164

Phil on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 11:49 AM

if they lose their job that means they are even closer to posing for maxim or a pay per view cheerleader hot lesbian action special.

And the real winner would be the children.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 12:00 PM

Hmmmm..interesting..I see a law-suit pending on this one. Might not win, but i guess that depends if the embarassing conduct code applies to conduct outside the work premises. Tucker Max, with all of his infinite wisdom, should defend these chicks and get their jobs back.

joe on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 12:21 PM

hot lesbian witches...think about it...its fucking genius!!

douglas on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 12:31 PM

I'd tivo it, if i had tivo anyway. well i'd get it pay per view, well i would if i had the box. but i would buy the dvd!carolina's screwing themselves though, if they kept the dikes on, i mean hot lesbians, season tickets would sell out for years, all they would need to do is set up a toilet on the field with the cheerleaders, and let the two of them go at it. bathroom sex is great. even better with the two of them.

joe on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 1:26 PM

They can be in the playbook like the cheerleaders in the replacements.

Green Baron on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 2:37 PM

Like I said, think of the ticket sales to the games! Talk about a half-time show that everyone would actually watch.

I noticed the Panthers took down their pictures, which is unfortunate.

adrian on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 2:39 PM

Have the MLB MVP's been announced yet?

joe on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 2:52 PM

cy youngs are today

joe on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 2:53 PM

AL cy young that is and Bartolo Colon won

Phil on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 3:04 PM

adrian might be interested: http://msdn.microsoft.com/vstudio/express/

free visual studio 2005 express editions...

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 3:21 PM

Rest assured UK football opponents! Rich Brooks is coming back.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2217558

douglas on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 3:41 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5062222
he's trying to come back. desperation is not attractive

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 3:53 PM

Yeah, trying to save some of that sign on bonus money.

Phil on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 4:12 PM

looks like chuck klosterman might start writing for Page2: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...osterman/051108

Excellent.

Green Baron on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 4:14 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512/print/

For Brock, and anyone else who tells Intelligent Design to shove their blueprints up their ass.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 4:25 PM

Shit - I am going to write a book and mention that Xota is the way that way in another 2000 years they will think Jay is God.

Jackpot - and the nattysci way of life will become the major backbone for future religions.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 4:28 PM

so if i place an anvil over someone's head, and rig it so the apparatus holding this object is removed, it falls, and kills them, then is God responsible?

If God is a loving God then why did he will someone to death? So then, for everymother who drives her car into a lake with her kids strapped into it, we should be putting God himself on the stand and trial convict him. Remember, it's not gravity acting upon objects, it's intelligent falling from God.

Green Baron on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 5:32 PM

You see, if I was the pope, I would acquire some photos of the cheerleaders eating each other out and say, "You see, there must be a god"

I would call it the "Intelligent Sucking" theory, and then I'd get blown, because hey, I'm the pope remember.

Green Baron on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 5:44 PM

WTF???

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051108/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Schoolkids? I'm a schoolkid, sure, I look Colombian. Here kids, half naked women in lingerie....now don't do drugs.

Green Baron on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 5:47 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/175...-1&lsp=8000

Just for good measure. I like that one kid takes the opportunity to sniff glue while a half naked woman stands in front of him. What the hell is wrong with you???? Fag...

Green Baron on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 5:49 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/175...-1&lsp=8000

Here's a close-up of the fine ass that was in the previous.

Phil on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 6:18 PM

question: do we submit Blow Up St. Matthews for the Party Crasher thing on velocity? I think we should get on it right now if we do so. Sure it is MONTHS away, but I think it's about time to take that sucker to the people BIIIIATCH.

douglas on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 6:27 PM

what's "blow up st. matthews?" Is that new year's or something?

joe on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 8:09 PM

i think you should. It isn't just a drunken stupor it is a family atmosphere.

joe on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 8:10 PM

douglas blow up st matthews is 4th of July. AKA best new years ever

Phil on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 10:21 PM

drinking toasts: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1751447

Phil on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 at 10:29 PM

so were do I cash in my "cheerleaders offer to pse naked" stock?

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 10:11 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051109...michael_jackson

That's one less child molester for us, one more child molester for Bahrain....

Bahrain?? What the fuck is there in Bahrain??
I guess child molesters.

Phil on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 10:37 AM

everyone's favorite DJ was in the velocity today: http://www.velocityweekly.com/sound...opup_hdp06.html

joe on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 12:00 PM

if you had to choose between beau zach smith and matt simons who would you choose?

joe on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 12:20 PM

random office conversation we just had, "if your liver could talk what would it say?" Anybody have any input?

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 12:46 PM

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?sl...l&type=lgns

Sucks for Priest owners. Not for Priest though, who gives a shit about him.

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 2:06 PM

letter to Skeletor:
http://www.randomrant.co.uk/members...ts/skeletor.php

Brock on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 2:45 PM

Ah, He-Man... a classic, which inspires me to repost this for context-sake and few laughs.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/...5/1600/Team.jpg

Is this dude saying that Burket is just me wearing different clothes? oh, and hair!

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 4:55 PM

Ahh yes, and now we must have the "Intelligent Iceburg Migration" theory:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20051...enguinevolution

Which is of course, now explains the Titanic and God's will, and completes the circle of stupidity.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 5:24 PM

How about God's will for homosexuals? I mean they can't defy God can they? So, if there are homos and they are acting on God's homosexual desires, then really he is simply a god because there are more than 1.

Jay on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 6:19 PM

Dude, blow up saint mattew's should totally be in the velocity. And douglas, you did hit on that chick. If I am correct, the cheerleader brock posted was Cat Woman. Is that right brock?

Marc on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 8:49 PM

As far as this weekend goes I have a shitload of Jello Shots to get rid of. Left over from a friend's Halloween Party. Too bad Abby is out of town I know she loves those things. So I suggest meeting at a house first obviously.

Green Baron on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 9:38 PM

By homos, you mean Lesbians right? Because as mentioned in a previous post of mine, hot lesbians are proof there is a god. And ugly fat lesbians are proof of Satan. And gay dudes don't exist, they're put here to test our faith in God, like Dinosaurs, because we all know God wouldn't make a mistake, he's just fuckin' with us.

stew on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 10:03 PM

A few months ago I posted a link to a video of a remote control model of an F-14 with real jet engines. Well, here is part 2, only this time it's a B-52 and the thing is massive. I'm not sure if it's made by the same guys, but its really cool, only not as successful.
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/modelb52.html

Phil on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 at 10:48 PM

my plans:
rock star status on friday.

joe on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 8:16 AM

friday is the UL game...what are anybody's plans for that?

adrian on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 9:27 AM

Who does Louisville play next? St. X?

Brent on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 9:34 AM

Phil, I need that website with the computer deals, I turned my on last night and it went snap, crackle, pop.

joe on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 9:47 AM

hey that is our non conference basketball schedule, not our football schedule

Phil on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 10:11 AM

for those who missed the opening to the family guy on sunday: http://www.overspun.com/video/Famil...adenOpening.wmv

funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time.

douglas on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 10:43 AM

Jay, if Catwoman was the cheerleader, then yes, we both hit on her, but unfortunately she's married to that tool Harry Potter. As for my reference, "I could've hit on her and gotten slapped," we both came rather close to being slapped by a bengals cheerleader. I feel so cool. As for Friday, bring the shots for the ladies, we've already got Jager and whiskey at joe's. Rockstars...

joe on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 10:58 AM

shots for the ladies...we got shots we need to find the ladies

douglas on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 11:24 AM

anyone drinking the jello shots is a lady, you and i can drink the whiskey and jager bombs

joe on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 11:42 AM

I say we rock out Bon Jovi style....Douglas would like that

Brock on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 11:59 AM

Wow, you really had a hard-on for Cat Woman Jay. NO, she was not the cheerleader. She's a Ph.D in molecular genetics, so you just made a fool of yourself and almost got slapped by a scientist, not a Bengals cheerleader. The cheerleader is about 5'11", so you would have noticed her if you had seen her.

Phil on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 12:57 PM

metal hand sign abuse: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365

just for big jay...who no longer can read the sci...

Bigworm on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 1:18 PM

Rocking out Bon Jovi style would be Bear-Awesome!

joe on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 1:25 PM

anybody rockin out tonight? I love veteran's day. I don't have to work tomorrow!!

Bigworm on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 1:32 PM

Pretty funny.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/new...x?storyid=21033

Bigworm on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 1:35 PM

The new mayor is a HS student.

http://www.wsoctv.com/irresistible/...037/detail.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 1:45 PM

For anyone who doesn't watch "My name is Earl" you need to tune in..it comes on at 9 pm on Tuesdays. Infact this saturday there is a "My name is Earl" marathon on TV.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 2:20 PM

Who you gonna call...if you are a USC football player and need charges dropped.

http://www.laweekly.com/ink/05/51/n...ws-anderson.php

Green Baron on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 2:23 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051110...europe_jihad_dc

This is what happens when captain obvious reports the news...

douglas on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 2:33 PM

don't knock jovi, they still rock.

joe on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 3:43 PM

I'm bored bon jovi sucks

douglas on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 4:29 PM

does not, they're the greatest hair metal band ever, not to mention the only one that didn't completely OD on every drug imaginable and can still make music. Plus the guitarist is married to heather locklear, major props.

Green Baron on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 4:30 PM

Livin' on a prayer is the worst song ever made. I'd rather listen to a marathon of Woodie Guthrie songs than listen to one play of that overyhyped, recycled, piece of shit

douglas on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 4:41 PM

you all be able to appreciate this. it's a pair of leather pants auctioned on ebay. read the caption...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/ebayisapi.dl...541#description

stew on Thursday, November 10, 2005 at 4:52 PM

One of my buddies is celebrating his 23rd bday tonite so we will probably go to Sully's at 4th st. for college night-yes-college night. So if you want to come, just show up or call me.

Green Baron on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 9:32 AM

hmmmm.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051111...wh/bush_ap_poll

You think?

Phil on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 9:38 AM

baron, i swear to god...

stew on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 9:49 AM

Anybody else going to the game tonight? Phil? Joe? Anyone...
I'm probably meeting up with some people at Hooters on Dupont about 5 or so for some beers before we go over to Tailgaters for Jager and then finally to the stadium.

Marc on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 10:00 AM

I know Phil said he's going rock star status tonight. So will be using the jello shots tonight or tomorrow? Either works for me. Just thought I'd ask.

Phil on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 10:05 AM

my boss and I are going to be eating dinner and watching the game at o'shea's.......

unless those jello shots come in yard containers, they will not be consumed by me tonight.

Green Baron on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 10:42 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051111...aeology_goliath

Of course there was a Goliath. I just saw that episode of Knight Rider last night. Of course that big-ass indestructible semi was real, we were all just lucky that KITT was around to kick his ass.

Green Baron on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 10:44 AM

by the way, in case you read the article, Christians found some pottery that once belonged to a guy named Goliath, which automatically proves the existence of giant by the same name who was struck down by a little dude with a rock.

Yah, I totally believe them. You know, I saw the Cadberry Bunny on TV in the spring....so......the Easter Bunny must be real.

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:32 AM

The producer of the "Halloween" movies died in Jordan from injuries sustained in the terrorist blast.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051111...n_mo/obit_akkad

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:33 AM

Clinton wasn't honest and this country loves him, go figure.

joe on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:41 AM

I am not going to the game but I plan to watch it. Rockstar status tonight sounds enjoyable. As douglas stated, jager and old forester is at my house already. Tomorrow people from work are coming to, as my coworker put it, "the party capital of st matthews" for some drinks. So if anybody is interested saturday there will be drunk people at my house.

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:49 AM

Joe you can probably count me in on both days. Does the Jager machine need to make a visit? As for Rockstar status, I have the weekend free so why the fuck not.

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:52 AM

Looking for rock bottom? Here she is: West Virginia woman convicted of sucking medicine out of hospital patient's pain patch.

http://www.oweb.com/state/story/111...Patch-M0065.asp

douglas on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:52 AM

there's always a party over there. and where you at joe, I know you're not at work.

douglas on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:53 AM

i think the jager machine would be a welcome addition to the festivities. I am bringing red bull tonight, so it will be used.

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 11:56 AM

Karl Malone is now my HERO! Way to be a role model Karl. He still never won an NBA championship though.

http://sportsbybrooks.com/karlmalone.html

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 12:00 PM

there you go fellas, she's looking for an average joe. Of course her music sucks.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051110...bDltBHNlYwM3MTY-

douglas on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 12:16 PM

too bad she's not an eighth as hot as her sister too. what the hell, i'd still do her, if only just to hang out with her sister

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 1:10 PM

Okay so Indiana confirms they are rednecks (I know mind boggling right!). So I received an Indiana quarter today at lunch and turned it over and there is a damn race car on the back of it. Only in Indiana.

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 1:23 PM

I'm just glad this wasn't UK because we'd lost another 19 schollies over 3 years.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?...p&type=lgns

Green Baron on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 1:25 PM

Clinton lied about having sex with a nasty hooch, who can blame him; and then you have the whole Monica Lewinski thing on top of that.

Green Baron on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 1:26 PM

The Kentucky quarter has a horse on the back.......HORSE FUCKERS!!!

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 2:26 PM

Yeah, look at the people who attend the KY derby vs. people who attend race car races. If you can't visibly tell a difference, then yes you are retarded.

Green Baron on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 3:08 PM

Derby:
http://www.kentuckyderbyjunket.com/...4_attire_04.jpg

Indy:
http://www.filteringcraig.com/images/indy500.jpg

Hmmm.....yah, I kind of see what you mean.
I would choose: None of the above!
And at least I'm not a horse fucker.

Marc on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 4:00 PM

To go back to Baron's Goliath post. How do we not know that David vs. Goliath was simply a popular story of the time. Similar to movies today. Maybe the pottery that said Goliath was some clever salesman's promotional tie-in to move more goods. I mean if Harry Potter stories were told back then would we believe every detail and search for clues of the characters or the locations. just think about it.

Just a thought to piss off some people.

douglas on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 4:19 PM

it's working, i'm pissed off now, b/c I care a lot about this subject!

Bigworm on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 4:33 PM

In fact, I am so pissed that I am going to get drunk tonight. Way to go Farker!

joe on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 4:49 PM

this hard day of not working has made me thirsty!!

douglas on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 4:58 PM

jager-bombs and glory, and whiskey and bitches

stew on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 5:12 PM

Joe, get your ass over to Hooters and I'll buy you a drink. I'll be there at 5:30. Douglas- I'm drinking and going to the game with Coach Ross from Waggener if you wanna come too.

douglas on Friday, November 11, 2005 at 5:14 PM

you're shitting me! Tell Ross I said hi, I haven't seen him in years, I gotta go help my mom rake leaves and shit before it rains this weekend so I'll be at joe's later.

Marc on Saturday, November 12, 2005 at 5:41 PM

Sorry Phil Arrested Development got cancelled
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051111/en_nm/shows_dc

Phil on Saturday, November 12, 2005 at 9:23 PM

honestly, i'm surprised it made it that far. the monday time slot was a real kick in the face though. it was like when they kept moving family guy around, or put futurama in a slot that was constantly being over ran by late football games.

stew on Sunday, November 13, 2005 at 10:19 PM

While I normally enjoy the Sport's Guy, I couldn't disagree more with his latest column. I'm tired of people justifying ludicrous behavior because someone can catch a football better than most. Honestly, my opinion of Simmons has dropped substantially because of this article. I guess he's just trying to garner some extra attention by playing the devils advocate, but all of T.O's problems are generated by himself. Can you imaging having somebody like that at your workplace? Bottom line: T.O. is a douchebag and I would be very surprised and disappointed if he ever gets a contract longer than 1 year at a time.
Since I am criticizing SG's column, I guess I should post a link so you can read it:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/051111

stew on Sunday, November 13, 2005 at 10:22 PM

For the baseball fans out there, (Joe, Douglas, and Adrian)
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...a.ap/index.html

Phil on Sunday, November 13, 2005 at 11:19 PM

video of the vasher return today.

oh, and stew, did you miss the "And now that we have that settled, I'd like to go on record as saying that Terrell Owens is an idiot and a jerk" part of the sports guy article?

Phil on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 8:21 AM

hmmm, i seem to have forgotten to link to the vasher video. whooooops. http://sharkle.com/?a=video&id=4562

douglas on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 9:07 AM

phil, you kicked my ass. really good.

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 9:28 AM

I guess the O's are moving into post steroid baseball.

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 9:44 AM

Jesse Jackson can suck it! What about T.O. hurting the team? How come Jesse Jackson doesn't talk about that. Much to severe huh? The Eagles have warned T.O time and time again. And since he was the star he was always thinking, well I'm T.O what are you gonna do about it? Now he found out.

When millionaires play games with billionaires, millionaires lose!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ex.html?cnn=yes

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 9:52 AM

I agree that talk is cheap, however, in the real world people have been fired from their existing jobs for their internet blogs.

Personally, I am waiting for the NAACP to get involved, because "obviously" it's a race issue at hand.

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 10:29 AM

UK's Little leads the nation in all purpose yards. If he played for a winning team, he might be getting Heisman votes.

http://web1.ncaa.org/d1mfb/natlRank...un&site=org

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 10:32 AM

I'm sorry all purpose yards per game.

douglas on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 10:32 AM

that's complete bullshit. jackson needs to mind his own fucking business. apparently black people are never at fault when shit hits the fan. We'd all get canned from our jobs if we talked shit to our boss in public, he obviously doesn't realize that football is a business, and players are employees. you said it perfect, when millionaires fuck with billionaires, they'll lose every time. hell, even the houston texans owner, the owner of the worst franchise in football, said they would have absolutely no part of signing t.o. to play for them. it's never good enough for him, he wanted to play for one of the top quarterbacks in the league. he got his wish, and now he's bitching about it. i've always loved t.o. since his days with steve young, but there's no denying he's a complete dumbass and doesn't realize he's an employee. and now jesse jackson's stepping in? Isn't there some poor black kid that shot a cop somewhere that needs his help more than t.o.? he probably needs to concentrate on that poor black cop-killer who's getting treated like shit in prison more than t.o., who just listed his atlanta house on the market for 3 million dollars. that poor guy, everyone's out to get the black millionaire.

Green Baron on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 10:43 AM

I saw a Jim Brown interview the other day. I liked what he said about the T.O. situation.
Essentially, it's a team game and it isn't right what T.O. does to the rest of the team. Nobody on that team likes what he does, but they keep their mouse shut for the team, which is exactly what T.O. should do.

Deep Thoughts.....by Jim Brown.....

Green Baron on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 10:44 AM

ha ha ha...
I said mouse shut....
I meant mouth shut...
I'm an idiot.

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:06 AM

This one is for Cuban - Since we were having a drunken baseball arguement at Joe's on Saturday and you were so hell bent on calling me an idiot here you go. Barry Bonds vs. Albert Pujols. Granted I like Pujols better than Bonds because Bonds isn't a team player, however, numbers don't lie.

Career

Pujols OBP - .430 SLG - .609 Avg - .330
Bonds OBP - 0.442 SLG - .611 Avg. - .300

Here are their stats from the last 3 years. 2002-2004 (ascending)

Pujols OBP - .394 SLG - .561 Avg - .314 BB - 72
OBP - .439 SLG - .667 Avg - .359 BB - 79
OBP - .415 SLG - .657 AVG - .331 BB - 84

Bonds OBP - .582 SLG - .799 Avg - .370 BB - 198
OBP - .529 SLG - .749 Avg - .341 BB - 143
OBP - .609 SLG - .812 AVG - .362 BB - 232

Had Barry not been injured last year, I suspect his numbers would have mirrored his past 3 years, like Pujols did his own past 3 years. Bond's numbers are simply absurd, and although I do like Pujols better, Bonds stats are better and you cannot argue that. Furthermore, you kept talking about Bonds vs. Pujols and you kept bringing up supporting cardinal cast. I am still not quite sure how that fits it, but oh well, I wasn't in the right frame of mind. Well no shit, the Cards are much better than the Giants, imagine if you actually had to pitch to Bonds how much better those numbers could be (not saying they would be better because they could also be worse, however, Bond's is a very disciplined hitter and doesn't swing at shitty pitches.) Pujol's does have a better overall Avg. then Bond's but that's it. I believe his injury last year hurt that, also, he does get walked a lot more so God knows how that would have turned out. After Pujols plays some 20 seasons in the MLB, I guess we can get a better comparison, but for now, looks like Barry is better. Also, I think you are biased in your statements since you mentioned that Pujols was Latino - but way to be proud.


Sources.

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/...layer_id=111188

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/NA...layer_id=405395

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:12 AM

On a sad note, for anyone who has ever enjoyed watching WWE wrestling, Eddie Guerrero died.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/e...3194608000.html

douglas on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:12 AM

that's nice wes, too bad cuban doesn't get on here. at least not to my knowledge, but useful info nonetheless. This was obviously a drunken argument that occurred after I left, however if I was there, I would've been on your side. it also warrants mentioning that in the 14 games he did play last year after coming back from the injury, he slugged over .600, his OBP was over .400, and his average was .286. Pretty impressive for just coming off 3 major knee surgeries. Of course the steroids probably helped that recovery as well....

adrian on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:16 AM

Wow, is Jesse Jackson exploiting another African American for media publicity...WIERD

douglas on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:22 AM

at least he's back to his roots of exploiting his own kind, as opposed to white women being fed through feeding tubes. That was weird.

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:28 AM

You mean it's not natural to get stronger and faster at 40 than at 24.......weird!

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:32 AM

Bruce Willis is putting up $1 Million of his own dollars for information leading to the capture of Osama Bin Laden.

Someone needs to tell Bruce their is already a $25 M dollar bounty on his head, but way to be patriotic Bruce.

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:32 AM

I'm just thankful it's Jesse Jackson and not Rev. Louis Coleman.

Phil on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:37 AM

good article on evolution in the nyt: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/12/o...article_popular

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:38 AM

5 questions non muslim people would like answered.

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion...omment-opinions

Brock on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 12:08 PM

Kent State: National Champs 2007

http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegeba...l/story/9042400

adrian on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 12:25 PM

Brock, you know Jihad is going to lead the Bearcats to the NCAA Holy Grail!

Green Baron on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 12:45 PM

Where the hell is the question:

Why do you guys smell like you just rolled around in cow shit followed by a bath in rabbit piss??

That's my racist comment for the day!

Brock on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 1:23 PM

Adrian, we have an even better shot, now that Jihad's taller brother Cedric has joined the team.
Jihad: http://ucbearcats.collegesports.com...ad_jihad00.html
Cedric: http://ucbearcats.collegesports.com...n_cedric00.html

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 1:40 PM

Looks like AL MVP is between well the two big guyes. A-Rod and Big Papi. Here is a pretty cool flash poll results though.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/fp/f...te?pollId=33522

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 2:15 PM

MVP UPDATE

AL MVP is A-ROD

adrian on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 2:16 PM

Nice one Brock

Phil on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 2:42 PM

i heart Keira Knightley: http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=301

and I'd fuck her so hard her extra eyebrow hair would fall out

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 2:46 PM

Nice pick up Philco - but tell us something we don't know.

adrian on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 3:56 PM

We just recieved two web awards for www.tuaca.com.

One for application development, and the other for creative services. I did the application for that site. Pretty nifty.

Bigworm on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 4:13 PM

One of those drinks is called a Tuscan Mule?

Sounds like a sexual term to me, dirty sanchez, camel kick, etc. Okay time to be creative fellas, whoever comes up with the best definition of the Tuscan Mule is the big winner.

Phil on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 5:34 PM

keep and eye out for jerome and wade to be posting on here. Wade is my boss, the keeper of rock star status and the king of the booth of doom. Jerome is always good looking out, and the dude who sang at burket's wedding who texted me from the altar to bitch about the homily.

two nice free agent pickups.

Wing Commander on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 5:45 PM

Gentleman, go forth with me and we will display the rock star status and partake of the wine and women that are the spoils of it's own attainment. The Booth of Doom shall be opened for those worthy and those who hold a current membership to this site. Phil you are my brotha from anotha mutha and we will find you a woman with freckles. You know what to do from there...and it ain't connect the dots. Party at Phil's ex-stripper neighbor's on Thursday night...she doesn't know yet so BYOB, I got the brass pole, and someone bring the Jager machine.

Wing Commander on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 5:54 PM

Tuscan Mule: (Eng. 20th Cent.) - A chain of sexual moves beginning with a butt fuck followed by a blow job with full inversion of bodily fluids. Basically you are BF'ing you special lady friend and cop a pull out like you are going to blow the load, switch ends for the BJ and pull a fluid inversion, instead of spunk she gets piss, and the exclamation point is the up-the-nose-shot for that jumped in the pool with the acidity of piss in the sinus burn. If she comes back for more, you got a keeper. Also see: Golden Shower, and The Otis Spunkmeyer

Brock on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 8:30 PM

Wow!

Jerome on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:02 PM

Damn. And to think I almost ordered a Tuscan Mule at Ferd Grisanti's last night.

A Tuscan Mule is actually an Italian version of the Mongolian Rabbit. It starts conventionally in the doggy - or mushu - position but instead of dipping into the egg fu yung, you go for the Kung Pao. While engaged in what we call Bak-Do-Fuk-Fuk, you slather your choice of sweet & sour sauce or spicy mustard on her crab rangoon. As your shrimp emits lobster sauce, you announce your allegiance to the military command of Chiang Kai-shek. This should result in a Mongolian Rabbit kick to your fried dumplings and chopstick.

The Tuscan Mule variation uses a fresh basil pesto sauce or creamy bolognese as well as an oath to Benito Mussolini.

Interestingly enough, Marco Polo stole this shit too.

Jerome on Monday, November 14, 2005 at 11:16 PM

... side note ... I love it that even kids hate T.O. Who needs that bastard? I'm gonna go buy a Donovan McTurtle:
http://www.foryouto.com/pages/1/

adrian on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 9:40 AM

Friday...At the Vu...Midget Strippers...Oh Yeah!

Green Baron on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 10:31 AM

Sweet. The links to Keira on WWTDD from her movie, "The Hole", she's only freakin' 16 there. Child porn city.

However, there isn't anything to look out. She's stacked like an 11-year old boy with inverted nipples....

Jerome on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:32 AM

According to the add in the C-J, the midgets won't be here 'til December (5-6-7)... and I thought waiting for Santa to come was tough. At any rate, let's SUIT UP!

adrian on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:39 AM

So, I scheduled my oil change at Toyota for 10:45 a.m. Below is the dialogue that took place. I arrived at 10:42 a.m.

Adrian: “I am here for my oil change”
Toyota: “Will you be dropping your car off?”
Adrian: “I will just wait. By the way, how long will it take?”
Toyota: “Three hours”
Adrian: I just stared at him. No response from me.
Toyota: “Today is ladies day. The get free manicures with their oil change”
Adrian: “Well good for them. My appointment is right now though”
Toyota: “You don’t understand, women just come in when they want today and we take care of them.”
Adrian: “Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of appointments”
Toyota: “ughhhhhh, ughhhhhhhh”
Adrian: “Well can we reschedule for tomorrow?”
Toyota: “Tomorrow is Seniors day”
Adrian: “Well when is it Customers Day?” (I said it in the Bill Lumburg style voice. I thought it was funny and clever…Toyota did not)
Toyota: Just looked at me
Adrian: “Do me a favor and look in your computer and tell me when a good day is”
Toyota: Looks at computer..Turns to me..”How about Thursday, same time”
Adrian: “That would be super”
Toyota: “I tell you what, your oil change will be free.”
Adrian: “Awesome”

I get in my car and leave. I love messing with people.

joe on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:58 AM

midget strippers..it is very intriguing, but I am kinda scared by the concept

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:58 AM

you should have told them "I drive a solara, bitches! I wait for no woman."

Wing Commander on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 11:59 AM

Phil, request for new topic. Hardball NattySci-style. Today's topic: Midgets Strippers and Shetland Ponies. Phil comment...

stew on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 12:00 PM

Here is the Notre Dame band performing the infamous "Numa Numa" song. I thought it was pretty funny. I'm still working on getting the Louisville Band to play "The Final Countdown"
http://college.break.com/articles/numaband.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 12:04 PM

Okay good responses for the Tuscan Mule so far, however, I think we should keep the ideas rolling.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 12:06 PM

Adrian - That is some funny shit. Good move with the sarcasm, but I am sure those little biatches didn't catch it.

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 12:11 PM

while most people are aware that the united kingdom (technically Scotland) claims ownership to the Shetland Islands, not many people are aware that the Federated States of Micronesia claim ownership to the Midget Stripper Island, where most midget strippers are bred. Through hot midget on midget action.

joe on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 12:26 PM

so my portfolio at work got a new company, poelking industries...they claim to be into media production...I think they know a litle about the midget strippers

douglas on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 12:57 PM

I think performing a tuscan mule on a midget stripper would be splendid. I did thoroughly enjoy the explanations given above and could not imagine topping them, however I do have one suggestion. Considering the word "mule" is in our maneuver, shouldn't there probably be a donkey punch thrown in there somewhere?

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 2:42 PM

See Douglas is onto something here.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 3:03 PM

The Tuscan Mule brought to you by a the Godfather of Natty Sci.

Okay so I have never met Wade (apparently he already left when we made it to the Booth of Doom on Friday night), but I already like his style. Although, I don't think I can compete with the complete inversion of bodily fluids, this is along the lines of what I was originally thinking.

Tuscan Mule (verb)
Pronunciation: 't&s-k&n myü(&)l

The tuscan mule is a sexually explicit act, which involves the woman in the doggy position, however, the man is standing behind her with his knees thrusting outward straddling her ass. When looking from the side he appears to be "riding her" as on a mule. The longer the ride of course means more joy, so as you are riding the guy is slapping the lady on the ass and digging his heels into her legs as if to tell her to "Giddy Up". The real enjoyment in the act is when the guy is about to cum, he removes his dick from her ass, walks over top of her, and in that same sqatting position yells "Giddy Up" and instead of digging his heel into her leg, he delivers the heel to the face region (cheek, eye, mouth, nose, etc.), unloads the moneyshot in the same location, then offers the "mule" a carrot to eat.

Now that is what I was originally dreaming up as the Tuscan Mule.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 3:13 PM

Furthermore, if she comes back for more, she is nothing but a stupid whore, and you do it to her again!

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 3:15 PM

there are 755 web pages with the phrase Tuscan Mule. Natty Sci must be #1.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 3:21 PM

So what is going on Thursday? It just so happens that my wife is at a client that day as well, and yep I have the Jager Machine.

joe on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 3:23 PM

so my coworkers think I am a party legend. What little do they know, saturday was below average.

adrian on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 3:26 PM

So i searched for the phrase "Things that make you go hmmmmm" and one of the websites had the following question listed...

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 3:48 PM

They think you are a party legend for our tame asses on Saturday night? There is no way they could handle the full Natty Sci experience. If they want crazy, they need to be there for New Years or The Greatest New Years Party Ever (Philco), what the rest of us like to call, Blow up St. Mathews.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 4:00 PM

Of course we could also have an "innitiation" party. That would get crazy!

joe on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 4:06 PM

did the next generation or new class whatever the terminology is get officially initiated?

Brock on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 4:22 PM

Do you mean have Chris puke on them? Because he should, he has everyone else and everywhere else.

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 4:23 PM

it's simple to figure out: who hasn't puked at joe's house?

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 4:24 PM

wow, uncanny double post between brock and myself.

joe on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 4:25 PM

douglas hasn't

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 4:35 PM

i am almost possitive that douglas not only threw up, he busted in on some dude taking a dump in an attempt to do so...

Wing Commander on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 4:49 PM

Hell, I crapped on Phil's bathroom floor (great location on that light switch Phil), so I am in the bonus. Great thing was, he had to clean it up. Phil, what did BROWN do for you?

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 4:50 PM

wade, there is tradition here of throwing up at burket's house. Tradition, man!

Wing Commander on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 5:20 PM

So it is said, then let it be done then. Just need an address and those friggin' Ninja drinks Big Jay ordered up at O'Sheas.

Brock on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 6:01 PM

I'm the only one to actually dislocate their jaw during a vomiting frenzy at Burket's house. Damn... 8 hot dogs, 4 burgers, 3 funnel cakes, whiskey, and a case of beer! Yummy!

However, I like this new idea of taking a shit on Phil's bathroom floor. A lot more original than splooging some man-juice on his couch like some people.

Brock on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 6:11 PM

Note to self, when at Burket residence, do not plop turd in bathroom, do it in neighbors yard for fear of Douglas greasing your lap.

I think these are becoming like a list of Natty Sci code.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 6:15 PM

I think initiations only happens 2 times a year...New Years and 4th of July.

Brock on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 6:30 PM

In case you couldn't remember who the hell Apache Chief was:
http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/apache.htm

By the way, I wish Marc still had his video magic, because then we could have the Natty Sci Side-boob hour.

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 8:30 PM

just testing some stuff out. just ignore me....

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 8:30 PM

just testing some stuff out. just ignore me....

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 9:08 PM

more testing...

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 9:09 PM

more testing

Phil on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 9:10 PM

another test

Brock on Tuesday, November 15, 2005 at 10:03 PM

Tell me all this testing means you are improving the website in some cool way since there have been an ungodly number of suggestions in the past.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 1:23 AM

While the content of this site is solid thanks to the fine gents contributing, the look is much like the turds left on Phil's bathroom floor, except the site adds some corn and peanuts for texture. Come on Phil, let's make this site the #1 online destination for the loose ladies and the drinking man.

joe on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 7:44 AM

Wade, that last post was genius.

douglas on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 10:20 AM

just to address my puking at joe's, no, I have not had the pleasure, and for anyone that knows how often I drink at joe's, and how hard i party there, I think we're all in amazement that this has not happened. I do not remember crawling into the bathroom during another man's shit, and that seems like something even if I had forgotten, someone would've reminded me of. I'm not putting it past myself, but I need someone to step up and tell me it was them whose shit was interrupted by my drunk ass, at which point we can officially add me to the list, but I have no knowledge of this event.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 10:24 AM

Well hell, if a man doesn't remember it doesn't count right?

joe on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 10:30 AM

So at work in our fantasy football league this guy said something stupid so I said "the cold hard facts are you are retarded because of your UK education. "
his response was, "Your cold hard facts....
are becoming distorted because of your Bellarmine binge-drinking days. Cheers to you, Slacker."

Can anyone help me with a good response to that?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 10:38 AM

Joe - our stupidity is due to outside circumstances, he is just too ingnorant to realize the difference.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 10:49 AM

Okay, we need to set up a "get together" and invite velocity. So should it be, New Years, 4th of July, or some friday/saturday night?

joe on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 10:55 AM

A good old fashioned Natty Sci throwdown bitches

joe on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 11:01 AM

does natty sci have a founder's day or b-day?

Brock on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 11:14 AM

Marc's B-Day is a classic, but its not until May.

http://www.nattysci.com/wiki/defaul...attySciHolidays

Jerome on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 11:17 AM

Bellarmine binge-drinking can't distort as much as UK pot smoking. Anyone got any pizza rolls?

Jerome on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 11:20 AM

Just because I'm really, really ignorant here ... can someone please explain to me why basketball coaches still insist on using the phrase "give him a blow" in reference to a player substitution?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 12:00 PM

What's the chances of someone buying me one if I add this to my "Wish List"? Potato guns are a thing of the past.

http://www.defensetech.org/archives/001944.html

douglas on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 2:21 PM

abby won't get you that if you ask nice? too bad. anyway, about velocity, new year's would be our best bet, at least in the short term, but we'd have to convince them to not cover more "extravagant" parties that night (sorry guys, but we don't exactly throw the most lavish parties, except for the jager machine maybe). Also, the photographer they bring would have to put up with me puking on them, b/c I'm targeting that night as the one that will put me on the list.

Phil on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 2:45 PM

well, wade has his own ideas. let's just say operation "getting bent in the tent" has it's own merits.

but I feel our best bet to get good representation in the velocity would be Blow Up St. Matthews. Great name, great food, water ballon cannon, cornhole tournament, little kids, illegal fireworks and plenty of booze = that's how we fuckin' roll.

joe on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 2:49 PM

4th of July is more of a family friendly atmosphere....parade, swimming pool, ribs and wings, cornhole, water balloons, and people ranging in age from 1 to 60ish, lighter fluid favored hot dogs, 13 year old chicks wrestling in a baby pool, drunken fireworks, jay jumping over the pool. What is not to love?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:00 PM

So if this town gets free dish service for changing the town's name to DISH, I think we should establish our own town and change the name to either blowjob or tuscan mule.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2005111...us_051116182138

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:04 PM

So, my ole lady is out of town till friday, what is going on that I need to be included on?

joe on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:05 PM

I am game for anything? Hooters all you can eat wings tonight? Genny's diner tomorrow?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:15 PM

hmmm..all you can eat wings do sound pretty good. If a gathering of people decide to attend give me a call as well.

Brock on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:24 PM

Why do other people have to be there? How about you man up and just say you are going and then people will follow. Come on Wes, be a leader!

joe on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:29 PM

guy at work said that at the Dixie highway hooters if you eat 50 you get a t shirt. We each ate 85 and got jack shit

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:31 PM

85....i ate more than that.

joe on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:33 PM

what was it 265 between 3 of us?

douglas on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:38 PM

time, place...

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:43 PM

This story is pretty funny if it is true. Lindsey Lohan gets duped by some dude.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/gawker/2005...wBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:47 PM

This is about the Rugby fan who castrated himself after Wales beat England in soccer. And I thought Matt Church was the craziest soccer fan.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.a...60^1702,00.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 3:49 PM

It's the God Warrior.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=6225867209

Wing Commander on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 5:36 PM

How many wings eaten gets you to the lapdance tier. F' the t-shirts, we came to play!

Phil on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 6:25 PM

the god warrior lady from trading spaces. this lady is just nuts: http://65.36.225.227/images/trading-spouses-hi.wmv

from what I can gather is the crazy fat lady was living with "non-christians", and when she got back she didn't want any of the $50,000 that the non-christian that was living with her family allocated. and called herself a god-warrior and everyone else a gargoyle. some purely insane stuff in there.

I AM A GOD WARRIOR!

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, November 16, 2005 at 7:19 PM

We need a good ol' fashioned natty sci throw-down. It's been too long since eveyone has gotten really drunk and really stupid in the same night. It's also time to bust out asshole or three bitch again.


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.........................HOOTERS!!!!

Green Baron on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 9:49 AM

I think this is the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to Indiana.....well, after the Jacksons.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscor...?gid=2005111630

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 10:54 AM

NFL Cheerleaders - Because they're HOT!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

I bet atleast one has received a Tuscan Mule.

stew on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:33 AM

UM football players release their rap debut, they are known as the "7th floor crew". I'm willing to bet the phrase "skeet skeet skeet" is definately in the song! I'm gonna try and find some audio, but for now, here's the article:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2226701

stew on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:39 AM

As promised, here is the audio link. I think it goes without saying that this fine piece of music is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! Unless you work where I do, where the likes of bangedup.com is perfectly acceptable for management to view.
http://media.putfile.com/7th-Floor-Crew

Phil on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:02 PM

fuck, my management sends me the links.

stew on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:13 PM

Here is a little eye candy to brighten up everyone's day. Nothing like some college cheerleaders. There are also some Miami cheerleaders in this set of pics. I wonder if the "7th Floor Crew" ran trains on any of them? Just a thought. Anyways, enjoy:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:51 PM

Stew et all - I bet this cheerleader right here is the one who would go for the complete inversion of bodily fluids, in fact she already looks like she has and she liked it.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.12.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:53 PM

Furthermore, I am convinced that VT cheerleaders aren't that hot or educated. I mean let's be honest, if Frank Beamer doesn't recruit out of the state of VA for football players do you think the cheerleading squad will?

Prime example.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.15.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:56 PM

At first glance, I had mistaken her identity for Ray Finkle.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.19.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 12:57 PM

NBA Cheerleaders - we have NFL and college already..why not?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 1:00 PM

Wow didn't I just make a big mistake. So I am looking at the cheerleading pics when I turn my eyes upwards and see the "fantasy" picture gallery. Me being me, I just think I hit the motherload. I am thinking a few asian schoolgirls, hot lesbo action, midgets taking dog cock (well my friend scott always looks for that one - which he says by the way you can't find a pic of on the internet), you guys get the point.

Let's just say I was extremely upset when I realized it was pictures for fantasy football. Now I am pissed.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 1:14 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5091846

Philco - can you find video of his catch?

joe on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 1:45 PM

that is a kick ass rap song.

Phil on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 1:57 PM

ok, high fives all around for wes's ray finkle comment. made my day.

i'll look for the USC old guy catch, but I haven't seen it. I think I caught it on sports center the night it happened...

Wing Commander on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 2:14 PM

Big Worm: I concur on the Tuscan Mule on the Cane's cheerleader. Hell in that pic, she already has the head tilted and is ready for the spray. Eeeyore would approve. Perhaps the yelling of Eeyore should be added to the Tuscan Mule. As you start the piss, yell "EEEEEEYOOOOORRRRE Bitch!"

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 3:11 PM

On a depressing note: My birthday is on Monday - shittiest day to have one on. 27 here I come.

Wing Commander on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 3:27 PM

We will be dispensing liquid therapy by the half-yard in the Booth of Doom next Friday. As a whino panhandler once told me...you are only as old as you act. I just turned 12!

douglas on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 3:47 PM

i'm disappointed in my co-workers, i sent the ray finkle picture around after I laughed about it, and no one got it. although in one person's defense, he was looking at her tits. In addition, the canes cheerleader definitely looked like she'd been tuscan muled on the 7th floor by probably half the defensive line. it is a special girl though that can handle the tuscan mule and come back for more....or a complete whore, whichever.

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 3:55 PM

Anyone want to see Prince in action. I sure miss this guy in the blue and white.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...082025978340560

Bigworm on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 3:55 PM

Special..whorish...one in the same really.

joe on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 4:16 PM

genny's diner anyone?

Wing Commander on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 4:30 PM

We need to locate these chicks for the next party:

Picture 1:
http://media5.big-boys.com/content/...ics/pic2059.jpg

Picture 2 (and why they need to be invited):
http://media5.big-boys.com/content/...ics/pic2060.jpg

Brock on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 4:34 PM

Ty took a pair of Tayshaun Prince's practice shorts from their practice gym. Whenever he tells that story, I envision those NFL jersey commercials where the guy is hiding in the tackle dummy and sneaks out to snag the jersey. When he wears the things, they look like pants instead of shorts.

Oh.... Ray Finkle.... I get it!

Brock on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 4:36 PM

Dibs on the tall blonde "Go Rams" chick

Green Baron on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 4:36 PM

So I was listening this morning to the song, "I dig love" by George Harrison. And about half way through, I realize for a lot of the song he switches it around to say, "I love Dig".
You can imagine him repeating this over and over again was quite funny. I'm also surprised I never caught it.

Green Baron on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 4:37 PM

I think he even went so far to say,
"I love dig in the morning, I love dig in the evening"

Green Baron on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 5:12 PM

Brock loves the dig....

Brock on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 5:40 PM

The Baron is on crack again, ignore him

douglas on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 6:13 PM

i have heard gay pirates like dig...

stew on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 9:01 PM

Wade, those pictures are spectacular. Too bad we can't find those bitches. Then we could take them for a night of drinking at the Booth Of Doom and then perhaps they would be up for the Tuscan Mule!

Marc on Thursday, November 17, 2005 at 11:21 PM

REMINDER:

i'm told that molly's will have FREE beer coutesy of guiness from 7-8pm on November 22nd(Tuesday). This is coutesy of the bartenders who don't want too many people to know, so don't go posting this on your myspace profile to impress chicks.

that is all.

(Submitted by Phil. Reposted by Marc)

Wing Commander on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 12:16 AM

Stew,

We make our hot and witty bitches from scratch in the Booth of Doom. Here is the recipe:

Wade flashes cash, chicks are drawn to green and the bling.
We purchase first drink of girls choosing.
Phil offers french fries with ranch dressing (Phil has proven this is has a 100% take rate.)
Fat in fries and ranch dressing slows chick down, she must now sit down.
Salt on fries makes her more thirsty.
Multiple cock blocks from the O'Sheas waitresses chasing Phil are averted by making sure that they look more like additional random chicks that have been drawn into the Booth of Doom.
Anyway, salt making chick thirsty, we now offer Big Jay's Triple Headed Ninja, but little does the chick know, we have replaced the name of the THN with a more sedate name called the Strawberry Shortcake.
Chick takes drink, downs it in one shot thanks to the constant beration of the BOD members reminding her that she needs to prove she is a real woman.
Chick attempts to leave BOD. Doesn't happen, she is now stuck, too much french fries, ranch dressing, and whatever the hell is in that friggin drink have taken over.
Remember that movie The Village? She is in our village now, and this ain't no nature preserve.
Phil, this is where we bust out the Green Knuckles and the digital camera.
You guys take it from here.

A legend is being born, be a part of it gentleman.

joe on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 8:20 AM

Wade, Phil informed me of the new year's proposal with the tent and heaters. sounds interesting. I am intrigued by the idea.

Bigworm on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 9:13 AM

Wow - this could have been one hell of a prank.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Bigworm on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 9:17 AM

Next Friday, November 25th the BOD will be in action. And make sure you guys bring the green knuckles.

Bigworm on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 9:21 AM

Fellas - what is the drink recipe for the Gold Tooth Ninja/ Triple Head Ninja?

Bigworm on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 9:33 AM

This is what I think - I think we all need to go out in style one night. Let's take Rock Star status to a new level. We can meet at Joe's one day - rent a LIMO..something absurd like a hummger limo or some SUV LIMO..something gawdy to get everyone's attention to take to Oshea's and wait for our drunk asses all night.

We can also talk to Tommy Oshea and see about putting up some velvet ropes at the booth of doom with a reserved sign on it, and a doorman. This could very well be one of the craziest nights yet.

douglas on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 9:52 AM

every time i've worn a suit or been really dressed up at baxter or 4th street, it makes it a helluva lot easier to get girls to talk to you.

joe on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 9:56 AM

hey phil, www.greenknuckles.com doesn't get blocked at work as a link to natty sci

Bigworm on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:00 AM

Man driving car with "Respect Life" license plate shoots motorist in road rage incident

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new...480/detail.html

Silas on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:24 AM

I just wanted to introduce myself as an elder statesman who currently is intrigued with the B.O.D. phenomenom. Years of listening to Wade preach the nuances of babe attraction and the wonders of "the Stallion" have instilled in me a level of doubt to his actual prowess. (we don't call him the shovel for nothin')

SO... I request that the next time the B.O.D. society gets together (and it's not past my bedtime) that I be allowed to prowl the peripherals and see first hand if the rumors are true. And I'm not talking about Wade dumping a load on peoples floors...I have seen that and it is true.

Silas on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:26 AM

PS this thread is old and long..start anew Phil!

Jay on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:27 AM

Here goes nothing. My first natty sci post from a government office. By the way, the GTN is 1/3 jager, 1/3 goldschlager, and 1/3 wild turkey. If the bartender is awsome, you get 1/2 a shot of each.

Bigworm on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:44 AM

Welcome aboard Silas.

And for the record, a few members of the Sci decided to head up to Genny's Diner Last night, and try to revitalize the Sci tradition. I figured that we would drink some beer and indulge in dollar shots of subpar bourbon. Well much to our surprise, they actually closed the place down at 10, with no $1 shots of early times? Not that I would have partaken in fine quality liquor like that, only because I was driving and already consumed a bucket of beer at this point, but it was very upsetting to think that Frank was letting us down.

On a side note, when spring/summer gets here we need to hit Genny's more often for scantily dressed under legal drinking age women, in order to take bets and ask the famous question; "Shaved?"

joe on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:50 AM

and nobody smokes in there anymore.

Jerome on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 10:55 AM

Anyone else prefer the question, "Shave yet?"

adrian on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:00 AM

GTN? Isn't that the pussy version of the Three Wise Men shot?

Bigworm on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:07 AM

Okay, so I took it upon myself to email velocity and figure out what it will take for us to get those guys to attend out party.

Their response - simple enough send us the info as early as possible because things get booked up early.

Wing Commander on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:10 AM

Gents,

Please disregard Silas' comments, he is old and suffers from Alzheimers and a severe case of Trench Mouth. Phil can back me up on the results of the prowling. I will cover the tent for the Gettin' Bent in Tent New Year's Eve Bash. Does anyone have access to pyrotechnics?

Limo idea with rock star status...the sure shot, tons o' ladies on that one. Easy money guys...we just will need some french fries and ranch dressing.

Marc on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:13 AM

Just want to point out that why birthday (according to Brock the only Natty Sci holiday that is not an official national holiday......yet) falls on a friday, though not until May. How else do I get drunk bitches and free drinks. But Louisville won't show up for my birthday.

Marc on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:19 AM

Hey wasn't there a link on here once that show a party tent that was shaped like a log cabin? Can't find that link maybe it was on fark.

Jerome on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:20 AM

Wade, I'll be in Tennessee over Thanksgiving weekend. You want me to track down some shells and mortar. Otherwise, all I've got are the bottle rockets in my bookcase ...

Jerome on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:21 AM

Here's the pub
http://www.airquee.co.uk/pub/

Marc on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:21 AM

The Beer Glove
Here's the science....
http://www.officialbeerglove.com

Marc on Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:22 AM

good looking out jerome

Add Your Own

User Name

Password

Your comment (just plain text, URLs will be converted automatically)