If It's GoingTo Be That Kind Of Party...

I'm just testing some more stuff out. Here's a new post for your reading enjoyment with my favorite feature - stupid shit people type into google and find Natty Sci.com!

  • if it's going to be that kind of party, i'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes the phrase that inspired this post
  • freaky sex Always a favorite phrase to reach the Sci, and most of these search results were from the pre-douglas era. One of these days I'm going to write a program that lets me find out how deep the Sci is buried in the search results. This sucker is out of the top 100. All I can picture is some 14 year old dude going to google, typing in freaky sex and making his way patiently through 500 results before getting to the Sci. But I digress
  • midget lesbians Once again, another favorite even in the pre-Wade era.
  • banana cannon asshole i just threw up in my mouth just thinking about that
  • squirting girls no word on if they were squirting herpies
  • vmsdigital almost made it into the top 10 for marc's old company....not bad considering he used only ip addresses for links
  • a red baseball hat with a guy swinging a bat and hes all blackj he's all ... blackjacked? I don't get were this was going
  • amsterdamn teen porn sometimes teen porn isn't enough. i need my teens from amster...DAMN! this guy know what I'm talking about
  • anti-barbara streisand I can't say we are pro-barbara streisand...never put too much thought into it. ok, official sci stance : we are indeed anti-barbara streisand. it has been done
  • beastiality bitches when you don't want to see nice girls taking it from a horse...
  • borophyll in sign language i can only assume someone was needing to sign, uh, the script from billy madision?
  • brock cheated auburn girl someone tell Michelle!
  • fat m.i.l.f.s. I just like the fact that some dude wanting to jerk it to milfs took the time to drops the dots in between the letters. well done
  • free gay cornhole sites fabulous
  • graphic fucking a penguin but they are too cute!
  • horny hos in ohio this is actually how Wade found the site
  • horse beastiality -porn -free -tour so you are looking for horse beastiality...that's not free or porn?
  • This is only funny because they showed up right next to each other: how to stop being fat and i beat anorexia tshirt
  • louisville: wes goodloe uh oh wes...you got a stalker
  • munchkinville kentucky home of little people I think it goes without saying that munchkinville is the home of little people - morans
  • peepin toms sucking cock guys how does a peeping tom suck a cock? seriously, if you are peeping you can exactly ALSO be going down on some dude. how come most of the searches that reach the sci are from dudes trying to find gay porn that can't use the fucking internet?
  • sluts once again, we can't even be close to the top 1,000 sites for searching sluts. Someone must just be that dedicated to searching for sluts to find us.
  • superdome vampiress whore god bless New Orleans
  • there are fast burning sections and slow burning sections you have herpies
  • who is deepthroat some serious investigative reporting being done right there

So there you go...

Posted by Phil on November 22nd, around lunchtime | 741 comments

Comments

Phil on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:02 PM

ha, I got a new post up before the other one reach 150. I rule!

Wing Commander on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:05 PM

GEEK! Phil Ms. Curtis crocheted a new sweater for you with an L on the front. Wonder what that stands for?

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:11 PM

Phil, I seriously had to stop reading the site for about five minutes. I had tears streaming down my face. I nearly peed myself. AmsterDAMN! I love it. That's going in the movie.

Phil on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:13 PM

L for LOVE!

Jerome on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:13 PM

Get some official lemon law cards to use at Get Bent In The Tent for uninteresting(meaning unattractive) chicks occupying too much of your time while much hotter varieties are present.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

joe on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:13 PM

hey jay is this website going to bring down the EPA?

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:18 PM

I don't know. Three days posting and I haven't been fired yet.

Brock on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:27 PM

Unfortunately, since Jay is posting instead of inspecting. Your drinking water is becoming tainted and all people of Kentucky will be growing weird things on their backs... wait... that already happens.

Brock on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:28 PM

And for the record... I never cheated with a girl from Auburn. Roll Tide!

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:34 PM

Just so you know, I get plenty of work done. I only check the site on my breaks. However, I do get two 15 minute breaks and an hour lunch. Let's do the math.
2*15min + 1hr = Lots of natty sci.

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:35 PM

And by "the math" I meant all the hot chicks that will be at GBITT.

Brock on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:36 PM

Jay, should I try and round up any of the ladies from Cincy to bring down. Any requests?

stew on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:40 PM

The "midget lesbians" reminded me of something. There will be twin midget strippers at Deja Vu on Dec. 5,6,7. My stance on the matter is that we should go. How often do you get an opportunity to see midget sisters stripping? If you fuck two midgets, does that count as 1 person or 2? Anyways, those are both rhetorical questions, but I'm seriously considering going to the Vu on one of those nights.

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:43 PM

Stew, I am so there with you. Brock, feel free to bring any of age and available women with you. Tell muffin girl that i'm looking to hook up. That will definitely get her here. And get catwoman to divorce harry potter, and bring her to. And if you can get cruella deville and hot devil-angel, you are a god.

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 12:44 PM

I meant, "bring her too." With two o's. I'm an idiot.

Brock on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 1:02 PM

I don't know who muffin girl was.

joe on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 1:30 PM

At lunch today this girl said something to me that summed up natty sci, "People like you are the reason laws were made."

Phil on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 1:43 PM

just for joe...the header has actually been updating...

Phil on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 1:44 PM

been updated in fact. christ I'm drunk.

joe on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 1:53 PM

buddy of mine at work wants to know if it is cheating if you sleep with your wife's twin sister? Any ideas?

Phil on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 1:56 PM

did you know if it was the twin sister at the time? because if you couldn't tell the difference between the two girls, it ain't cheating.

Brock on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 1:59 PM

If your wife is a midget, then you aren't really cheating, because they only count as halves anyway, so you'd actually be better off doing them both in order to get the full effect (reference http://www.nattysci.com/displaypost...px?post=74#8790)

joe on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 1:59 PM

you know the difference between the two

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 2:12 PM

I don't know if it's cheating, but it's only inscest for them. Brock, I don't remember muffin girl's real name, but supposedly she wanted to hook up at the halloween party. And she brought muffins. And she was hot. Joe, what precipitated the conversation between you and this woman at lunch?

Phil on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 2:13 PM

if you know the difference, mathmatically I think it's allowed with genes and the such. but whether or not the twin kills you...well, twins are crazy.

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 2:13 PM

I think I may have spelled incest wrong. Yep. I did. I'm twice an idot. Amsterdamn!

Jerome on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 2:16 PM

In my experience, the wife gets angrier with the sister because deep down chicks know that dudes will plow anything that moves. Chris Rock says, "WOMEN HATE WOMEN!"

Wing Commander on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 2:21 PM

What if the sister is a midget, do two negatives make a positive?

douglas on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 2:28 PM

jay, three times an "idot", just to let you know. and bottom line, it's never cheating if you don't get caught, so bang as many midget twins as your little heart desires, just don't your significant other walk in while you're stuffing the shit out of one twin while the other's licking your poop shooter.

and by the way, here's an excellent way to waste your entire day at work...http://www.christianmoerlein.com/si...tion=good_times

joe on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 2:31 PM

My buddy wants to know if you can you elaborate on in my experience, jerome? Have you been barking up that tree or do you mean women in general? This is important to him.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 2:42 PM

When I went to that bachelor party in Indianapolis last year, there was midget wrestling, but no midget stripping at PTs. That was pretty comical, however, midget strippers would have to be better.

Here is the big question though, are lap dances 1/2 price?

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 3:13 PM

Sports Illustrated 2005 Turkeys of the Year.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 3:31 PM

When police found in the inflatible sheep in fishnet stockings on the bed, they knew they might be on to something

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new...261/detail.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 3:35 PM

We might be able to find some chicks here for the GBITT party.

http://www.nysun.com/article/23347

Brock on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 4:12 PM

Damn you Douglas... now I'm never going to get anything done. I do hate that bitch Rhonda though, b/c if I hear here yell one more time, I'm gonna rip her throat out. Kinda like I do most of my opponents.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 4:27 PM

Vatican rejects actively gay priests. Still no word on gay pirates or gold tooth ninjas.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/papa...and_the_vatican

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 5:52 PM

My dad is a goddamn genius. I told him about GBITT, and my idea for a VIP lounge, especially the hot waitress part. His response, and I quote "Like carolina cheerleaders? You get drinks and a floor show!" And since they are out of work, I think we could scrounge up some money to get them to come.

Jay on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 5:53 PM

And by money I mean money shot. And by get them to come, I mean money shot.

Phil on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 6:09 PM

let the sneaky xbox ads begin: http://cgi.ebay.com/Xbox-360-Ultra-...1QQcmdZViewItem

Wing Commander on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 6:26 PM

We could do some pre-GBITT recruiting from the finer entertainment establishments on Market and 7th Street...

stew on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 6:54 PM

Jay, your dad IS a genious! I love the Carolina cheerleaders idea. I'm betting they're not with the Panthers anymore, so they might be looking for a place to eat each other out.

douglas on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 6:56 PM

stew, if you're going to the vu, you need to recruit the midget twins. imagine the novelty of having midgets in the vip getting naked.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 8:16 PM

Guys, not sure if Phil told you, but I am deathly afraid of midgets and shetland ponies, so if you invite them, it will be their last New Year's party.

On a happier note, I have some propane heaters lined up for the tent.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 9:15 PM

On a side note...the CATS looked a lot better tonight and scored a 14 point victory over the Mountain Men

Jerome on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 10:24 PM

For all the Leeroy Jenkins fans ... It's the Leeroy soundboard ...
http://www.scottwills.co.uk/flash/t...k/teamwork.html

Jerome on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 10:38 PM

Joe, my "experience" is with related women. I could lie and say it was twins, but the humbling truth is that one girl called the other one "grammy." But I digress - in general women hate women.

Oh yeah, and now The Best Video Games in the History of Humanity
http://www.filibustercartoons.com/games.htm

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 9:07 AM

First it was Kansas, now it's Syracuse...Bucknell wins 74-69!

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 9:10 AM

Remember fellas, there is a fine line between Rock Star status and death, this unfortunate fella landed on the other side of the divider.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europ...a.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 9:20 AM

Dendrophelia at its best. Gosh I love Canadians, thanks Stew!

"Larouge admitted that a relationship with a tree lacks some of the same warmth and amenities of that with a human female, but adds "She never says no, never gains weight and already has all the rings she'll ever need."

http://www.pcomelet.com/articles1de....asp?NewsNum=14

joe on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:01 AM

so is tonight booth of doom night? We might have some irregulars out with us. Some of my buddies from high school might be out with us.

Jay on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:09 AM

Okay, I have now found the means by which I intend to be euthanized. Thanks, Wes! And joe, they can only join the BOD if they are not douchebags.

joe on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:15 AM

It is Barry, possibly Paul. They've been to New Years so they are cool.

Jay on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:18 AM

Barry definitely deserves the BOD. I don't really remember paul. Is he the guy whose dad joined us for dave's bachelor party?

douglas on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:19 AM

so tonight is a rockstar night? wonderful. joe, you know the drill, i'll be there early with bourbon in hand to drink the night away

douglas on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:22 AM

by the way, we can't trick b-mac into driving, he's in pennsylvania, so it'll probably be a race to getting drunk, and whoever finishes last has to drive, or we get taxis, whatever.

joe on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:25 AM

Paul is the one who goes to St. Louis. His dad is the crazy old guy. He is one of the guys you all used to leave at my house drunk when you all went out.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:34 AM

Yeah Jay, Paul's dad is the old guy who requested the stip clubs manager and asked him "How much for a blowjob for the groom?"

Now that is just funny right there.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:36 AM

Well what time are people gathering? I am assuming people are meeting at Joe's? Also, when do you guys want to leave to head down there. If I recall, Wade mentioned something at like 6 pm? That is just plain crazy if you ask me, but if that is what is required..you guys get there early to hold down the fort.

douglas on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:45 AM

i can't do 6, that's too early, i still have this damn job so that's not quite feasible, i usually get to joe's @ 8 or 9, binge drink so i'm good and toasty by 10 or 11, and head out and make an ass out of myself

Marc on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:45 AM

Men's Rules (that women should know) Might be old but still enjoyable
http://www.offtopicz.com/mens-rules...arn-vt3006.html

joe on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:51 AM

I'll be at my house at some point tonight. Just show up.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 11:15 AM

That's pretty good Marcus Brody! I just sent it to my wife and told her to read it and send it along to her friends. Just trying to help some brothers out.

Marc on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 11:20 AM

24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

I told a girl that once almost exactly. Yeah, she didn't take it so well.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 11:54 AM

Well here's one election Kerry did win....Jury Foreman.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/11...y.ap/index.html

Wing Commander on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:12 PM

I was going to grab dinner at 6. It appears that Phil has the bird flu (also known as "I drank too much free Guiness last night virus" so I will just be chillin' like the lush I am up there. I will defend the BOD like the Alamo against douchebags and unsavory types. Some savory female types may bethere when you arrive after they take the french fries and ranch dressing bait.

Jay on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:17 PM

Wade, will you be up there by 6? Because I have a couple of stops to make in that area, and could probably be there by 7 or so.

joe on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:23 PM

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:24 PM

I can't help but think nasty thoughts.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.18.html

Jay on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:40 PM

I hate not being able to click on the links from work.

Jay on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 12:43 PM

Is it just me, or is it ironic that they labeled green day "rockers"?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Mus...a.ap/index.html
Well, they did say "alternative rockers" so maybe they are saying green day is a crappy alternative to rock. We may never know.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 1:36 PM

Well maybe they are saying better alternative that crappy rock music from Stone Roses!

joe on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:09 PM

is it time to drink yet?

Jay on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:14 PM

Wes, you really think green day is better than the stone roses? Stew, back me up on this. And joe, The morning movement was at Pheonix Hill this morning drinking and eating thanksgiving dinner at 6:00 a.m. I think you can pop open a cold one at a quarter after 2.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:14 PM

Teri Hatcher may like sex in uncomfortable places!

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?n...97&GT1=7361

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:16 PM

Always Joe!

What is actually said, this morning I was driving to work and heard the Tony and Dwight show on the Fox. They were already at Phoenix Hill with turkey day breakfast/dinner and 75 cents coors and coors light was already occuring. Needless to say, I seriously had to focus on my drive to work and not make any pit stops.

Jay on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:16 PM

Joe, what time would it be okay to come over? Like I said, I will be out that way around 7, and don't want to have to go all the way home. Since I haven't heard from wade yet, expect me at your house at 7:01.

Jay on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:17 PM

Way to go, ass I just said that.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:18 PM

Wow..Jay and I had the same thoughts pretty much at the same time...and it wasn't sex related either...weird.

Yes Jay - the Stone Roses blow. I even tried to give those guys another chance and listened to them on XM radio the other day...and I reached the same conclusion....they blow, they blow real bad!

joe on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:19 PM

7:02 is a little better. I will be ready by then.

Jay on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:27 PM

Okay joe, i'll be there.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:28 PM

So who all decided to partake in the free Guiness at Oshea's? How much did Phil drink?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:28 PM

I mean at Molley's

Phil on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:38 PM

a lot

Brock on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 2:46 PM

Saddlin' up here in the Nati. We got an inch of snow today, so I hope the dumbasses on the road will drive somewhat sane today. See you all later.

Brent on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 3:10 PM

Is O'sheas still on tonight?

douglas on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 3:17 PM

very much so

joe on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 4:10 PM

see you all in a couple of hours

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 4:36 PM

Damn you Douglas - even computer cornhole is addicting.

douglas on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 4:54 PM

isn't it, i've dicking around all day playing it, but i'm leaving work early now to start getting my game face on. see y'all in a lil' bit

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 5:11 PM

I bet Sergei Federov gave Tara Reid the Tuscan Mule..which is why it is such a personal question (last one in article).

http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/colum...&id=2234592

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 5:14 PM

Nattysci.com is #3 when you search for "Tuscan Mule" on yahoo

stew on Wednesday, November 23, 2005 at 10:57 PM

Jay, there's no doubt the Stone Roses are vastly superior to Greenday, but they're not as "accessible" as Greenday.
And Wes, Pavel Bure probably "muled" Tara Reid before Sergei Fedorov. Also Anna Kournikova too. Russian hockey players get alot of high-quality trim. Speaking of which, I was watching SportsCenter and they were showing Roger Federer and I got the impression that he probably gets tons of great poontang. Maybe I could be a pro tennis player; I'll take the groupies that Roddick and Federer don't want.

stew on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 1:03 AM

Too bad this isn't real:
http://www.break.com/pictures/picture2117.html

Bigworm on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 10:53 AM

Did anyone else find my wedding ring after we left? I am going to have to make the call of shame today to Oshea's to see if anyone found it.

Wing Commander on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 11:36 AM

Good times guys, and I think we have another position to define. I like to call it the "Wolf Blitzer."

The only outstanding question: Did Brent close the deal?

Brent on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 12:55 PM

"It was a valiant effort, Brent was pitching a shut-out in his own stadium in front of crowds of cheering fans, he had been drinking his way through, inning after inning, raking up K after K, then the unthinkable, top of the 9th, 2 outs, bases loaded, up by one, getting ready to face their best hitter, 'Idontwanttolooklikeaslut,' steps up to the plate, it was a dueling battle, foul ball after foul ball, just when the hitter looked tired, BAM, over the center field wall, stadium silenced, Brent hung his head as he watched his team lose in the ninth."

"Brent, you just lost the game, what are you going to do now?"

"Im going to Spinellis!"

Phil on Thursday, November 24, 2005 at 1:33 PM

natty sci on the prowl described in terms of the 2004 Boston Red Sox Pitching Staff:
Wade - Curt Shilling. A new addition to the team that quickly became a fan favorite. Very likely to hit on a girl just to prove a point, even with a bloody ankle.
Brent - Alan Embry. 71 games played. 2-2 record with zero saves. Going to eat some valuable innings for you in middle relief, but just isn't getting the stats.
Phil - Tim Wakefield. Sometimes effective, but when he's off he'll quickly get shelled. Catchers hate having to catch the knuckleball much like the baffeling "let's be friends and eat my french fries" approach to dating used by Phil.
Douglas - Pedro. Still brings the A game everynight, but seeing him pitch isn't what it used to be. Most likely to hang out with a midget.

douglas on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 10:16 AM

pedro may not be the devastating force he was in his prime, but I'll be damned if hitters aren't shaking in their spikes when they step to the plate still. Always a threat to drop a no-no and pull out a clutch win. and yes, i would hang out with a midget. Wes, please tell me you found your ring...

Wing Commander on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 1:19 PM

This is in German, but I like the kid's style...

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/...ermanviral.html

Silas on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 3:29 PM

Silas on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 3:35 PM

I just have reflected on Wednesday night and must say that the yung talent (and I'm not tlaking about the women) was nye on ptitiful in any fulfillment roles. I mean what is it guys?? do you all want to be Mayor of Friendville...What an election that would be.

Kudos to my man the Shovel. He came through every single time. It did not matter to him (young ones take a hint) who he talked to. He set a target and I guarantee within 20 minutes he had a number or a date (for that night or later in the week)

So BRENT - I expect actions like that from Phil but I don't know how to set you up any better and I think Wade got their number. Sheesh...maybe a Tuscan Mule is in line for all the strike out kings.

Phil on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 3:52 PM

EVEN I got a girls number that night, and I spent

Phil on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 3:53 PM

damn, fucking beta software.

"even I got a girl

Phil on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 3:53 PM

MOTHER FUCKER.

ignore these next few posts...

Phil on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 3:54 PM

damn, fucking beta software.

"even I got a girl

Phil on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 3:55 PM

one more try:

"even I got a girls number that night, and I spent most of the night trying not to throw up the 18 gallons of smithwicks consumed the night before"

Phil on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 3:55 PM

hooooray!

Wing Commander on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 4:01 PM

Alright guys, next time, we are setting goals for each man. Those who do not reach the goals will be publicly humiliated.

Phil on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 4:07 PM

there has been a name change btw...

Wrecking Crew on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 5:38 PM

Wes, how do you explain losing your wedding ring to your wife? I think that might be a reason for some broken legs...or worse. So how did you lose your wedding ring? Trying to play single again?

Bigworm on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 8:29 PM

Well I actually told her when I staggered in after sleeping on the couch at Joe's. I actulally felt pretty bad, but let's just say I spent a lot of money on some damn diamond earrings today in order to say I am sorry. No Chris I wasn't trying to play single again, and what happened was after taking a leak I washed my hands and water was in between the ring and my finger which annoys the living shit out of me. I placed my ring on my pinky and dried my finger and next thing I know it's gone! I don't have a fucking clue where it went. Needless to say, I'm an idiot or maybe just drunk.

Phil on Friday, November 25, 2005 at 8:31 PM

wes, I asked one of the GMs at O'shea's to keep an eye out for it. so you got that going for you...which isn't helpful.

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 5:22 AM

much love to those who tried to rescue me tonight. no worries...i'm home alive.

peace out g.

Bigworm on Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 8:42 AM

Yeah that is funny actually. I called Oshea's last night and Brittney (sp?)answered the phone when I asked if anyone turned in a ring.

Her response "No no one yet Wes. You're Phil's friend right?" At that point, I knew that Phil's affection for Oshea's might actually serve a purpose. Just messing with ya buddy.

Phil on Saturday, November 26, 2005 at 11:23 AM

yeah, my affection never shows purpose.

god speed on your quest though. god speed.

Wing Commander on Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 8:21 PM

Any casualties from the rest of the weekend? Joe, we need to get going on the site work for GBITT. When can we scout out the driveway and yard? I think we could be getting some women lined up with good tooth-to-gum ratios.

Phil on Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 8:57 PM

i, along with probably everyone else, am amazed that I managed to live through the weekend. I even managed to get my car back today. Good times!

stew on Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 9:01 PM

Michael Irvin gets popped for possession (again).
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2238758

Wing Commander on Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 9:37 PM

What did I miss? Things were looking interesting at dinner at O'Sheas on Sat. night...you go back for multiple rounds?

Jerome on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 3:55 AM

Wes, if you're still in a pickle with the ring thing Wal-Mart's got the gold-ish wedding bands. Speaking from experience, this seems to work well until the real one shows up - and it always shows up ... Fuck, how am I still married?

Jerome on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 3:58 AM

FYI - a google search on Tuscan Mule just pulled up NattySci for the sixth item. Hey bartender, I'd like to give Tuscan Mules to all the ladies!

Jay on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 7:58 AM

Hey Chris, how are you? Joanna called me saturday at about 2:30 worried about you. If Joanna's worried, it has to be bad.

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 8:14 AM

I think he is dead. Sat. after I got home it was an ugly scene.

adrian on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 9:05 AM

Congrats to the Cards for their ROS...I mean Gator Bowl bid!

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 9:33 AM

UK, congrats on football season ending, keeping your coach around and a 3rd place finish in that basketball tournament.

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 9:35 AM

Hunter Cantwell, lead us to victory!!!

adrian on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 9:36 AM

Nice one...ASS!

douglas on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 9:51 AM

brock's an ass, i swear you're gonna' get yours fucker. you can only keep getting lucky for so long, don't let pittsburgh suck, cuz if they do, indy's defense is gonna' come back and haunt your ass.

Jay on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:04 AM

Joe, what happened?

adrian on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:15 AM

Did it involve circus midgets and cowboy boots?

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:28 AM

puked kitchen floor and sink, broke a couple of glasses, puked on dishes in sink, he was down and not responding in the bathroom on the floor, still breathing though. Lets just say I still have th fans on and the windows open to air out the house.

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 11:23 AM

http://thebestsportsblog.com/?p=44

Bigworm on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 11:29 AM

No I am not in a pickle, and fuck a gold wedding ring..mine is titanium. I figure I will just order 2 this time off the net.

Bigworm on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 11:29 AM

Way to go Chris.

Jay on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 11:45 AM

Hmmm...Looks like we may have extra work for us on Dec 30th. Did chris wake up in the morning to go back to cinci? if so, I think he'll be okay. And wes, will we ever get to see you again?

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 12:03 PM

chris made it out by 6:15 PM

douglas on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 12:04 PM

Chris is a doctor, he saves lives for a living. He pukes on the kitchen floor, he is awesome.

Jay on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 12:06 PM

Why does the republican get airlifted to germany?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/11...n.ap/index.html

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 12:25 PM

Joanna was worried about him not sure what to do, Julie was being a nurse and seeing if he was breathing, I kick him to see if he reacts. I like my way best.

douglas on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 12:42 PM

with drunk people, a good slap to the face is always good as well. however i would use more caution with chris, seeing as how he is a large man and can react violently due to extreme intoxication. Another classic is the standard "teabag," if having another dude's nuts on your face doesn't cause a reaction, then you probably need a doctor, at least one that's not passed out. So what the fuck did you all do anyway? I miss one night and shit like this happens....

Brock on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 1:16 PM

Chris is a heavy fucker. I had to pick his ass up and hold his head over the toilet bowl so he could puke and not pull a Bon Scott. At least he didn't puke on my shoes this time. However, that place reaked... I'm sorry Joe.

Jay on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 1:50 PM

At any point while his head was in the toilet, did he flick you off if you asked if he was okay? If so, he couldn't have been that bad.

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 1:54 PM

I think the funniest was throughout the night hearing a rustling sound then a stumble and a loud thump followed with a crash of something falling other then chris.

Jay on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 1:55 PM

This has got to be one of the suckiest deaths ever.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/cond...h.ap/index.html

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 2:21 PM

I didn't realize Mr. Miyagi died Friday. R.I.P.

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 2:27 PM

Cobra Kai was in mourning. In fact, our RBs decided to not even show up. They have been replaced by people who return kickoffs, which is part of next years "only draft people who return kick" strategy. I figure that kick return yardage is so over valued I could put together a team that scores a minimum of 120pts a week if I could get 8 kick returners on the field at once. Even more if one of those guys actually gets some carries or receptions.

It's going to be awesome.

Keep an eye out for Jerome Mathis and Sproles starting next week instead of Randy Moss and Willis McGahee.

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 2:34 PM

I think I might read the scoring system next year before I rank my players.

Bigworm on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 2:49 PM

makes 2 of us joe.

Brock on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 2:49 PM

This scoring system is nothing new. I've always valued return yards high. Its been the same for all 3 years. Come on, returning a kick for more that 25 yards is a hard thing to do. Much harder than catching a 25 yarder.

Not to steal your thunder Phil, but I've been milking the kick returner strategy for years. Dante Hall is almost as valuable as Edgerrin some weeks. However, they can easily bust, so beware. I only play Hall when they play weak special teams or I have no choice, just like the last 5 weeks.

Brock on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 2:50 PM

Also, to answer Jay's question. No. Chris never flicked us off, or at least me, when I was kicking him and pouring water on his face. Maybe giving him access to my tab at O'Sheas was a bad idea, even though he didn't buy that many there.

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 3:19 PM

returning a kick return 25 yards is a piece of cake. that's average. Assuming your team sucks and you get 5 kick off returns a game, BOOM - 10 points. For doing nothing. Your only fear is that their team pitches a shut out. Grab the kick returner from the 49ers, Browns, Titans, Chiefs, Green Bay, Vikings and whoever else doesn't have a solid defense and you are looking at an EASY 10-15 points per player. Good times.

Next year if kick return points are as retarded as the previous years, NOTHING but kick returners for me. As to the fact that I've missed it, I never had a dude that sucks so bad that he got stuck with kick return duty. This year I noticed that Sproles was one of the top backs a couple of weeks in our league and thought LT got hurt. Nope, San Diego just got scored on 6 or 7 times.

joe on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 3:26 PM

Or I might just boycott the league and stick with one league. being in multiple leagues has caused major conflicts in interest for me.

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 3:29 PM

sports guy updated his karate kid article: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ovies/karatekid

Marc on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 4:20 PM

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The Husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

stew on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 4:20 PM

Alright bitches, here's MY "fantasy football team":
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.14.html

stew on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 5:02 PM

Brohm out for the rest of the season. Cantwell better get ready.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2238710

Marc, you are a goddamn genius! That joke just made my day.

Marc on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 6:09 PM

An Alternative trailer for the movie BIG (with Tom Hanks)
Wonder if this would have made more or less people watch it.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/bigtrailer.html

ALSO, an idea to replicate at Gettin Bent in the Tent. A light show.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/xmaslights.html

Marc on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 6:15 PM

I think I found Bmac's next car.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smallcars.html

stew on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 6:18 PM

Dammit Phil, I had almost forgotten how nasty that "banana cannon" clip was! The even worse part was that I almost got caught looking at it!

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 6:27 PM

the light show video is pretty cool. that sounds is by the trans siberian orchestra, who for christmas music have some pretty decent music. i know jerome is a big fan of them.

Dave on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 7:00 PM

Here's some good news for Wes's Wildcats. Sources tell LEX 18 Sports that Micah Johnson, a senior defensive end at Fort Campbell High School, has told UK coach Rich Brooks that he plans to become part of the 2006 recruiting class. This kid is a freak and could have gone anywhere he wanted. 6-3, 265lber who runs a legit 4.6 forty. LB/DE on defense and FB on offense. He could very well start on defense and be our first string fullback next year.

Brock on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 8:03 PM

One of these days, when I have a house, I'm gonna decorate it like that. Suck it Griswald!

I second the props for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, they know how to really do X-mas music. Carol of the Bells, bitches!

stew on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 8:56 PM

I, for one, am truly shocked that Johnson chose UK. I know he wanted to play in the SEC, but to turn down Georgia was not wise. Congrats to Joker Phillips though, on being able to get him to UK. That guy really can sell some snake oil.

Bigworm on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:17 PM

Stew - The Johnson family is a close knit group. His brother plays for UK and he is a freshman, his other brother is transferring there.

The bigger surprise would have been for him to go elsewhere. He is a big time recruit though and I am very happy to land him.

Bigworm on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:18 PM

Another great line by Doogie Howser....aka Neil Patrick Harris.

"Daddy's home!"

stew on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:33 PM

Wes, I knew one of his brothers was at UK, I wasn't aware that they had another one transferring. I have seen Micah Johnson listed as a top recruit in the nation. He might be highest rated recruit they've had in a while. I'm still surprised that he picked UK over UGA. I know they were recruiting him pretty hard. I know where I'd go if I had the choice.

Bigworm on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 10:33 PM

The big question is did they have to pay a cover and buy a one drink minimum?

http://news.tbo.com/news/MGBR1DZ2LGE.html

Phil on Monday, November 28, 2005 at 11:00 PM

here's the xbox ad that silas showed me today that is apparently banned: http://microsoft.blognewschannel.co...d-best-ad-ever/

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 7:42 AM

I have seen the tran siberian orchestra in concert. Honestly it is straight up 80's hairband christmas music. And How I met Your Mother is the greatest show on television.

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 8:00 AM

Winnie Cooper is still hot. And what about the Pineapple?

Jerome on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 8:27 AM

I've got a buddy at Microsoft that sent me this one ... do YOU want an XBOX 360 for around $60? http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/9833/...n-of-the-Price/

Jerome on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 8:32 AM

Yeah Jay -- but how "LEGENDARY" would it be if they brought in the hot ass chick who played Wanda on Doogie Howser?

Hmmm ... I think Wanda would get the Tuscan Mule before Winnie. What do you guys think?

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 8:43 AM

I wouldn't be able to eat the pineapple. I was comparing the pineapple to the red bull in my fridge that you can't drink. You don't really know the story about either of them, but they just kinda ended up their in the morning.

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 9:25 AM

facts about chuck norris: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Wing Commander on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 9:36 AM

Winnie and Wanda, what about the chick from My Two Dads?

douglas on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 9:43 AM

it killed the ending when they ate the pineapple, you don't get rid of a relic like that, something that reminds you of a balls-to-the-wall drinking binge that ended with a hot chick in your bed the next morning. The best part of the show was her going down the fire escape. That's how they all should get the fuck out when they're not wanted anymore.

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:00 AM

hey wes, what was the chick with the pineapple's name? Oh that's right it's not important.

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:08 AM

Actually, the chick from my two dads was on step by step. She was okay. But do you know who was really hot from that show? The youngest one who started out a tomboy. She grew up nice. She tops both wanda and wendy. 'Nuff said.

douglas on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:17 AM

that chuck norris thing was hilarious. the tomboy from step by step is hot, but probably the best looking former child star might be stephanie (the middle sister) from full house. that bitch is stacked now

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:20 AM

Jodie sweetin has a nice top, but are you forgetting other former child stars like Alyssa Milano, and milf Diane Lane, and Keisha Knight-Pulliam (Rudy from the cosby show). Or Lindsay Lohan? How could you for get the Lohan? I could keep going all day.

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:21 AM

Or what about the youngest sister from family ties? She did adult movies you know.

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:41 AM

2 and a half men last night had a great line, "alcohol is only a temporary solution if you quit drinking"

douglas on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 10:42 AM

you are correct on the aforementioned child stars, however, did you see her on that full house true hollywood story?!?! she is fucking gorgeous. lohan's anorexic now, milano's hot as well, but lacks that wholesome quality sweetin has, and lane is a milf, but she's 40, and pulliam is hot as well, but she's not stephanie from full house. i always thought she was under utilized on the show, especially in the later years.

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:02 AM

jay by the youngest sister from family ties doing adult movies did you mean family matters?

douglas on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:32 AM

the family matters little sister...
http://www.nndb.com/people/592/000074370/
she did porn

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:37 AM

it appears that she has been in:
My Baby Got Back 29 (2002)
Hot Girlz (2001)
More Black Dirty Debutantes 30
"Family Matters"

but the highlight of her profile on IMDB is the personal quotes section: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0289340/bio

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:53 AM

Ah, yes. Thank you joe. As you all know, the youngest sister on family ties, Tina Yuthers, sings in a band. She kind of has the whole punk rock chick thing going for her. While not as hot as young tom-boy chick on step by step, she's still doable. And yes douglas, I did see Jodie Sweetin on the true hollywood story. She had a nice body, but I didn't think she was that pretty.

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:53 AM

candace cameron is married to some hockey player and has 3 kids

adrian on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 11:55 AM

I remember seeing that Chingy video with Rudy in it and she was smokin' hot!

douglas on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:03 PM

jay, you are crazy! maybe i'm just a sucker for the sweet, innocent look. but she is gorgeous. and for those of you judging me for watching the full house true hollywood story, fuck you. i was bored.

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:08 PM

they've been running the 50 cutest child stars recently on E!

adrian on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:09 PM

Jay, you mention Lohan earlier. What tv show did you play on?

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:10 PM

They also have the 100 greatest child stars on VH1. Adrian knows what i'm talking about. Rudy got hot! And someone back me up on Sweetin.

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:11 PM

Adrian, your last question made no sense to me.

adrian on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:13 PM

Well, i thought you were talking about child stars and you had referenced Lindsy Lohan. So i was asking what tv show did she have a role on?

adrian on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:14 PM

To add to my post above, i thought you were talking about child stars that played on sitcoms.

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:15 PM

Lindsy Lohan was in the parent trap. And I dated a girl who looked just like her.

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:16 PM

did punky brewster get hot?

Jerome on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:20 PM

Punky Brewster is balls ass hot. She got her titties shrunk, but then she started working out like a fiend so her ass shrunk too. She is TYTE.

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:28 PM

Adrian, if you read your post, it says "what show did you play on". I wasn't sure if you realized that I have never been on a tv show. And punky brewster is smokin' hot.

adrian on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:39 PM

Phil, you dated a girl that looked just like Lohan in the Parent Trap? .... hum...

adrian on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:41 PM

"Best Sex Ever"

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 1:27 PM

phil is all about the 12 year olds

joe on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 1:35 PM

don't mean to change the subject, but has anybody seen the baseball hall of fame ballot? This list sucks:

Rick Aguilera, Albert Belle, Bert Blyleven, Will Clark, Dave Concepcion, Andre Dawson, Gary DiSarcina, Alex Fernandez, Gary Gaetti, Steve Garvey, Dwight Gooden, Rich Gossage, Ozzie Guillen, Orel Hershiser, Gregg Jefferies, Tommy John, Doug Jones, Don Mattingly, Willie McGee, Hal Morris, Jack Morris, Dale Murphy, Dave Parker, Jim Rice, Lee Smith, Bruce Sutter, Alan Trammell, Walt Weiss, John Wetteland.

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 2:06 PM

Best Line Never Said!

douglas on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 2:12 PM

yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if no one makes the hall this year. a bunch of very solid players, but absolutely no one that stands out as a hall of fame player

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 2:12 PM

ahhhhh, the running joke about me that I don't understand.

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 2:13 PM

Aren't all Vatican documents gay?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europ...gays/index.html

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 2:13 PM

I think there are some solid ball players in there. Of course, I'm retarded.

Jerome on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 2:20 PM

I didn't have any of those guys on my Fantasy Baseball team.

I would give the nod to Andre Dawson, Don Mattingly, Jack Morris, and Dave Parker. Possibly Goose Gossage too.

But c'mon, Gregg Jefferies? Walt Weiss? These guys were good for selling baseball cards, but beyond that they didn't do much for baseball itself. Of course, it could be argued that Tommy John should then go in, but he didn't actually PERFORM the "Tommy John" surgery.

adrian on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 2:28 PM

Apparently a crazy ass Philly Eagle's fan poured his mothers ashes on the football field. It is pretty disturbing to think that the players would be rolling around in some dudes mother’s cunt ashes.

Brock on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 2:36 PM

Just a suggestion if you were still interested in shirts for New Years.

http://www.customink.com/cink/r.jsp...e+and+Ornaments

If you enter "holiday05" for the promo code at the end, they'll knock $10 off the order. I think if you order 15-20 shirts, they'll be around $6-7 a piece.

Brock on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 2:43 PM

Even better:
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=b...om&F=nsshot

Jay on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 3:57 PM

Only ten? what a pussy.

douglas on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 4:18 PM

you're one to talk mr. I'll take twenty minutes between each one of my shots.

Bigworm on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 4:43 PM

yes Joe - Punky Brewster did get hot.

douglas on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 5:02 PM

wes, do we have to wait 'til new year's to see u again or will abby let you off the chain one night?

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 5:11 PM

turner made an interesting and obvious observation - all of our team names for trivia involve:
geekiness
pervert
pedophilia
being drunk
(not in that order)

I think today's posting has proven him, without a shadow of a doubt, right.

Brock on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 5:27 PM

For the more classy drinkers of Natty Sci:
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=b...om&F=nswine

Phil on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 5:28 PM

you may laugh, but if I am drinking dr. pepper brittney won't let me have more than six of them. six beers in an hour...no biggie. six dr. peppers, people get scared.

ass.

stew on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 9:07 PM

Fuck! I am so damn mad right now, I can hardly see straight to right this! I just turned on NBC expecting to see my two favorite shows- "My Name Is Earl" and "The Office", and found they were bumped in favour of the shit show that is "The Biggest Loser". I could really give a fuck about which stupid bitch lost more weight than the other! Who would ever watch a show like that anyways? TV is going to hell in a handbasket! And I'm out.

Brent on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 9:17 PM

Canadians are so lazy, all they do is watch TV.

stew on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 9:42 PM

Brent, sometimes we masturbate too.

Jerome on Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 9:47 PM

Anyone wanna go in with me to win Jerry Garcia's shitter? How 'bout his toaster oven?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051129..._garcia_auction

Jay on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 8:25 AM

Phil, they also include masterbation. Joe, are you still having that after party this friday? And douglas...you're right. However, it takes more than ten to get me that f'ed up.

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 9:06 AM

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.--Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.--Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.--Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer. -Plato
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -Catherine Zandonella
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.-W.C. Fields
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
-His reply
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
--David Daye
Work is the curse of the drinking class.-Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. -Henny Youngman
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. -Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. -Humphrey Bogart
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.-David Moulton
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot. -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -Kaiser Welhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry
I drink to make other people interesting. -George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer. -Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -Homer Simpson

Phil on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 9:34 AM

man, that fantasy football site is fucked up right now.

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 9:35 AM

Douglas - I can probably handle getting out again - currently I am sick right now --> FLU. Abby really didn't rip my head off for losing my ring. She was upset but most of the guys in her office are on their 3rd or 4th, so that cut me some slack actually.

Abby and I are gonna make it in full force on New Years. This year might be interesting because my wife actually like Jagerbombs now so we may be fighting for them. Or she may be convinced that I am the DD for the night, which means...Yellow Cab would be taking us home.

Is their a certain day I need to make it to, for example the after party or another day?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 9:41 AM

This is sad, if they convict him he can be executed...and he should.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051130...mu/gary_glitter

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 9:44 AM

I am not sure about the after party this weekend yet. I will probably know after lunch. You all up for one?

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 9:57 AM

An addiction to porn.....O RLY! This is one cure I don't want.

http://www.wusatv9.com/news/news_ar...x?storyid=44811

Bigworm on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 10:03 AM

The Nature Boy surrender to cops for road rage.....think it had anything to do with roids?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...129051ric1.html

Jay on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 10:05 AM

Joe, did you just ask us if we are up for a party? Are you retarded?

Jay on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 11:53 AM

Wow. The site is dead today. And it occurred to me that I probably shouldn't call our host a retard.

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 12:04 PM

it is always a party. I am just trying to figure out what to do at midnight when our work party ends. Either meet up with you all at Wick's or bring the party to my place.

Jay on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 12:13 PM

I say, bring the party back to your place. Here is my plan. It's your house, so feel free to ignore it, but here goes:
Let us meet at your house. I could come over before you have to leave for the party. Then, at the party see if anyone wants to come back to your house. If so, cool, if not, let us know and we can meet you out. What do you think of that?

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 12:18 PM

All I know is that midnight is too early to call it quits.

Jay on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 12:18 PM

Let's return to a conversation from yesterday, except the Rock N' Roll hall of fame instead of baseball. Inducted this year is
Black Sabbath: Hell Yeah!
Miles Davis: Um...not reallly rock, but influential enough to be acceptable
Sex Pistols: Is it ironic that they had a song called "anarchy in the U.K., but are now part of the establishment of the hall of fame?
Blondie: Not bad, Not bad.
Lynyrd Skynyrd: Again, Hell Yeah!

Jay on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 12:19 PM

That is way too early.

Marc on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 12:51 PM

Jay there are many artists let into the Rock and Roll Hall of fame that aren't truly considered rock. (cause where else are they gonna go?) The Temptations are in there. I see NO rock in there catalog of songs.

Marc on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 12:53 PM

50 will pimp himself out for cash. But do you really need a $10 Million dollar star-studded Bat Mitzvah?
http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=cat...ore%2050%20Cent

Marc on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 12:54 PM

also just because I find it funny, tgis guy has a deep deep hatred for Kirsten Dunst
http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=cat...Kirsten%20Dunst

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 1:43 PM

who is the chick in GNR's video for november rain?

Jay on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 2:04 PM

Marc, I'm fully aware that the temptations are in the rock and roll hall of fame. As are the O'Jay's and Parliment Funkadelic. I'm saying that they are not rock, but it's cool that there in there because of their influence. Unlike those suck Beatles. What the hell are they doing in there. All their music inspires is other crappy pop. Bastards.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 2:25 PM

Joe, that was Stephanie Seymour. Which had the universe in fact been created by a loving God, would have gone on to become Stephanie Seemore in "Naughty Nurses in the Cold November Rain" Talk about THO in that kind of weather! Later, I need a few minutes alone.

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 2:49 PM

Douglas just said nattysci.com isn't working. Anyone have trouble today?

Phil on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 2:55 PM

actually there were some problems with AT&T, one of our providers for the internet for a bit today I think. Broskey will be adding additional BGP advertisements to one of our dual OC-12 Circuits. Minimal downtime is expected if any at all. All heil Broskey!

It was only for a couple of minutes and things seem more stable now.

Phil on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 3:29 PM

car chase...live! http://nbcsandiego.feedroom.com/ifr....jsp?ord=798040

you might need to click on the "breaking news" in the upper right corner.

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 3:29 PM

douglas still can't get in

joe on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 3:33 PM

phil they need to shoot the guy already

Phil on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 3:57 PM

wes has been awfully quite too...

Jay on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 5:24 PM

Phil, did you mean quiet?

Phil on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 5:46 PM

no, i clearly meant to type "quite quiet" but the internet problems seem to have swallowed my words. stupid at&t.

Jerome on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 10:21 PM

My Name is Michael?

Dad?

Phil on Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 11:08 PM

i think someone just fired up Dr. Sbaitso on the ol' Lost Mainframe if you ask me.

Marc on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 3:07 AM

Liquid condom?!
http://www.hiptechblog.com/2005/11/...t-liquid-condom

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 8:40 AM

was that a sober post at 3 a.m.?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 9:17 AM

Sorry fellas, I have been under the weather since Monday...today I am back in the office playing catch-up so if I am sluggish with the posting I apologize.

Who is wing commander?

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 9:18 AM

AKA Wade

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 10:09 AM

is this site dead? This site is the only thing that gets me through each day

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 10:10 AM

I don't know what's going on. I'm confused!!

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 10:11 AM

I say "Work is just the time between Natty Sci."

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 10:12 AM

that is brilliant

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 10:19 AM

I'm glad you like it. In sad news, Marty McFly's sister died today

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/...r.ap/index.html

R.I.P Wendy Jo Sperber

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 10:57 AM

from joanna:

Bono and Patrick Swayze are fighting over who invented the mullet.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9916528/

Phil on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 11:13 AM

can douglas still not reach the site?

It must just be his connection acting up or something. Our phones would be blowing up if we were having those types of connectivity issues.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 11:13 AM

Bono tries to take credit for everything. Stick to charity buddy.

Yes I know that Bono toured the world and tons of people saw him at concerts, however, Patrick Swayze was a movie star and you can still see his shitty movies on TV all the time. For the record, Roadhouse is a kick ass flick.

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 11:27 AM

Phil,

"Eric Douglas" 12/01/2005 11:21 AM
Subject: RE: SCI

"nope, that link you sent me yesterday isn't working either, i don't know what the hell is going on. i've tried googling natty sci and going on from there, didn't work. every time it says the server can't be found"

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 12:08 PM

http://www.fox21.com/Global/story.asp?S=3456745

COURTESY OF dOUGLAS

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 12:13 PM

So I'm eating Captain D's for lunch, hoping the employees in frankfort are nicer than wes. Then I read that story, and I threw up in my mouth a little more.

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 12:18 PM

so this creepy old guy at work walks up to me and ask, "why do you take a sheep to an edge of a cliff? So he pushes back."

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 12:27 PM

Ohhhh...That's hot.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 1:56 PM

NFL Cheerleaders - Because they're hot!

Enjoy fellas.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Green Baron on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:03 PM

Grandma???

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.24.html

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:05 PM

The loss of Douglas' ability to post has really lowered the volume of posts on the sci. By the way, where are our cohorts Phil, Wing Commander, and Jerome? Are they actually doing work today? And Brock too? And is Wrecking crew saving lives? And has Green baron stopped being a douche?

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:05 PM

Ahhh the hell with it.

Green Baron on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:09 PM

Mmmmmmmm.......douche.......

Brock on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:10 PM

For some reason I just haven't been inspired to post. Maybe its because I'm still recovering from eating more than my body weight and food then drinking way too much. At least I feel better than Chris, I'm not that big of a pussy.

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:15 PM

The hell with what, Joe?

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:25 PM

everyone being pussies and not posting

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:28 PM

What are we motivated employees? don't take this website for granted, it is a privelige. Some of us worked long and hard to get to this site, using alternate adresses to bypass work security.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:28 PM

Okay fuckers so what's the deal with the after party? Is this the event that you want me to attend or is there some other night that you guys are gonna be rockin' out?

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:36 PM

It appears the after party is a no go. I guess I will just be meeting up at Wicks or Osheas with you all.

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:36 PM

You should be rockin out anyways.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:41 PM

Marc et all,

Here is the tag-line for a fark article:

The true story behind the infamous "Carlton Dance"

except the link is screwed up. If it becomes available I will post for Marc to view.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 2:56 PM

Make me wonder what the really crazy idea was.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...glar1.html#2005

Marc on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 3:47 PM

Here you go Wes,

THE CARLTON DANCE
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/?p=9

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 3:48 PM

Cool, however, if it tried to cut me off I'd unplug it.

http://www.popsci.com/popsci/how20/...ecbccdrcrd.html

Marc on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 3:52 PM

"Wakerly, a software engineer, got the idea during a spell of unemployment just before grad school."

Damn, that means my big idea should be coming any day now.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 3:52 PM

Thanks marc! Made my day.

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 3:55 PM

Joe, Did you say your work party ends at midnight? We should be out by then. I will any way. Will you have some way to call us?

joe on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 3:57 PM

I will steal a cell phone and call you

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 3:59 PM

Awsome. Do you know my number? Because I am NOT posting on here.

Jay on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 4:00 PM

I just realized that my last post sounded a little gay.

Marc on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 4:13 PM

The 86 Rules of drinking
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.c...booze_rules.htm

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 5:17 PM

Oh the possibilities!!!!!!

Chris - We could kick his ass I bet!

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/st...as-player=false

Bigworm on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 5:17 PM

But if would have to be in a Whitey's

Brent on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 5:26 PM

The 311 guys sound like a bunch of pussies.

Marc on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 5:28 PM

Another story of why Scott Stabb is a douce.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gos...1p-315063c.html

On their website, 311 had this post yesterday:

"We did not intend to discuss this incident publicly, but since rumors are beginning to spread we'd like to set the record straight. On November 24th, 311 had the day off in Baltimore, Maryland. Chad Sexton, SA Martinez & P-Nut were relaxing in a hotel lounge with their wives and friends watching a basketball game on television. Scott Stapp entered the bar. He appeared intoxicated. He drank a shot at the bar and then threw his shot glass, smashing it on the bar. He was acting belligerent and got into an argument with patrons sitting at the bar. He then sat down next to SA and his wife. He made a disrespectful and crude remark to SA's wife. Chad and SA asked him to step away. He then sucker-punched Chad. Scott was looking for a fight—and that's what he got. A fight ensued. Soon the police arrived and everyone was restrained and questioned; and Scott was ultimately asked to leave the hotel."

Phil on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 6:10 PM

god damn, next door neighbor has a 60" LCD Sony Wega.

I'm going to break into their apartments.

Wing Commander on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 8:14 PM

Phil LCD? This the ex-stripper bitch? What time should I be there. Porn looks great on that sized LCD! Is she to the left or right, "Daddy's Home."

Friday night, our work bitches are coming out. BOD anyone?

Brent where you at? I will race you to 5 numbers on Friday and I will spot you 4.

Damn I format my posts. Fucking OCD.

Joe, we need a site report, time is of the essence for GBITT. Preparation then execution. It is time for action...




Brent on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 8:35 PM

Wade careful on how you tempt me, Im coming off a fresh haircut AND I WILL postpone jerking off tomorrow to ensure I come out blood thirsty for a piece of arse. Of course the same philosophy will apply: drink'em cute.

stew on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 10:23 PM

It must be nice to be Chad Johnson, it seems that all the guy does is plan his next touchdown celebration. Makes me hate my life even more than I already do.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2243416

Wing Commander on Thursday, December 01, 2005 at 10:29 PM

Stew focus on the women not the sports. Brent, it's on brother, however, I am going to have to accurate with the tactics, or I will be pondering a sexual harassment lawsuit with the work womens. Ah fuckit, I am carpet bombing. Drink'em cute buddy and go home stinky.

stew on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 12:09 AM

Wing-point taken. If I spent half the time I wasted on sports talking to women, I might actually get laid more than once a month. Maybe quitting saying things like "cunt" might help too.

stew on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 12:21 AM

Wade you wanted girls, so here they are:
http://www.break.com/articles/kissy...ssy.html?t=4398

Marc on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 1:46 AM

Political systems explained
http://www.sjgames.com/illuminati/politics.html

Marc on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:04 AM

This is pretty cool
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/22100...221483_Play.swf

so is this
http://www.weavedigital.com/guess-the-google/?l=1

and this
http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/dino...l-together.html

and for phil
http://www.progressiveboink.com/arc...alvinhobbes.htm

(p.s. if anyone uses firfox I highly recommend the "Stumble Upon" extension. it rocks)

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 7:49 AM

Hell yeah, BOD! Are you planning on getting there at around 6? Cause if so, I'm going to show up early to get on your work chicks.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 8:43 AM

Sweet, B.O.D. I guess I will meet up with you all at O'shea's around midnight or so after this holiday work party.

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 9:04 AM

First partial face transplant, really cool stuff.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051202...face_transplant

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 9:15 AM

I suck at that google game..I only scored a 285. that top guy is near 400!

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 9:37 AM

big jay, i don't think the ladies will be out until later. they will be doing the trolley hop.

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 9:39 AM

No promises..but I may make it out. Not sure since I have been sick this week.

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:05 AM

Awsome, Phil. That means I'll have time to rub one out before going to O'shea's.

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:05 AM

Once? Two or three times!

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:17 AM

Damn it, is this going to be another slow day? That pisses me off.

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:18 AM

Atleast they didn't site the hurricanes for rate increases.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051202.../cable_tv_rates

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:22 AM

i have no idea what is wrong with douglas's connection. no one else is having any problems.

have douglas try to reach www.maximumasp.com.

if that doesn't work, have him go to start | run | and type in cmd. at the command prompt type in

tracert www.nattysci.com

copy the results and send them my way.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:33 AM

so by the time I meet up with you all tonight you all should be having a good time.

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:47 AM

Osheas = Low Standard Women = Good Time = Great Time!

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:49 AM

Phil from Douglas

i did it, but it won't let me copy anything. i went to maximumasp.com and i need to login, and i tried my nattysci login, but that didn't work

Jerome on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:52 AM

Anyone know if New Castle makes one of these?
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictu...ater_cooler.jpg

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:52 AM

Does Douglas have a probelm going to any other site?

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:55 AM

So this spring, i will be getting an apartment. All i can say is that there will be a kegerator in my living room. The kits aren't expensive so i think killians on taps so pretty tasty!

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:58 AM

he hasn't had trouble from any other sites

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 11:23 AM

Interesting.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/s...1655977,00.html

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 11:30 AM

Maybe a systems administrator where he works has blocked access to NattySci for his computer for some odd reason.

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 11:39 AM

yeah, but I doubt he'd see a server unavailable error message in that case. normally you'd see an error message from the firewall.

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 12:29 PM

That is a good point but it puzzles me why he can browse to any site except one (i.e. nattysci.com)

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 12:41 PM

Its peanut butter jelly time...

http://www.devilducky.com/media/38524/

Marc on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 12:43 PM

joe tell him to copy the results by typing them over into the email. (it won't let him cut and paste the results)

Wing Commander on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 12:45 PM

Gentleman, suit up for tonight. We will be starting the evening's activities with sit down dinner at 6:30. This will be followed by mingling with the women-folk and the partaking of beverages. At 11PM all bets are off, and I will be using the pickup line "Daddy's Home" on at least one group of ladies.

Your math problem for the day is:

Us + Alcohol + Women = Good time

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 12:48 PM

So, I was going to the restroom earlier, and I got caught in my zipper. It was one of the most painful experiences in my life. And I've had quite a few. I went on a date with Aimee Guise.

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 12:50 PM

Wing commander, What is the result when you replace Alcohol with Designated Driver?

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 1:34 PM

For Xota only.

Us + Designated Driver + Women = Awesome Time

Being the DD Jay gives you several distinct advantages. For example if I am out, I will be introducing you to the ladies like I have before (Ladies this is Big Jay...thump...I don't know what that means, but that's what I heard).

To go along with the laughs that will be had at my expense, you get the opportunity to laugh at the rest of our retardedness especially after I start singing "You've lost that love and feeling", followed with several "Olay, Olay-Olay-Olay"....."Olay"..."Olay", and of course Natty Sci rendition of "Outside" by staind.

And of course the best reason of all..if there is a table of drunk girls who need a ride home...it is perfectly acceptable to ditch us and take them home.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 1:34 PM

Jay, that was wow. I don't know what to say.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 1:35 PM

all the way home

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 1:38 PM

"Frank and beans", "Frank and beans".

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 1:54 PM

hmm, the associative property! it has changed me views on life.

I've always assumed
Good times with women = Us + alchohol

All I needed to do was add women to both sides of the equation to get
Us + Alcohol + Women = Good time

fuck. dr. robbins, I could have used some private tutoring on that one...you dirty, dirty math teacher you.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:02 PM

dr. robbins she wanted me. If only a math major could get me laid.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:03 PM

chicks dig the math degree

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:05 PM

What is better Joe is you write some bullshit proof as to why chicks dig math degrees and prove it to them.

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:06 PM

2 women + Alcohol = 4 hands

Think about it..eh...eh

All right!

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:10 PM

my math equation was written wrong. it should have been "good times without women" = Us + alchohol.

sorry about the confusion. hopefully I didn't crash your copy of ISETL when you typed it in.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:13 PM

don't be dissing the interactive set language bitch

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:19 PM

I just hope my anecdote got a few "ohhh"'s from the crowd. And good call on the equation, wes. Just one problem. IT HAS NEVER WORKED. EVER. But other than that it is a sound plan. I just need to figure out how to become a better closer.

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:19 PM

Or opener, for that matter.

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:28 PM

Get in and get back out is the key. Stay long enough to get her attention but not overly long to look desperate. Also, buying drinks is a good thing and I know how this might hurt, but sometimes you have to feel like a fag (i.e. act like you care in what is coming out of her mouth as opposed to just wanting to ram something in her mouth) to close the deal.

Of course acting like an ass and being my drunk ass self always worked for me.

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:30 PM

I'll try that tonight. maybe.

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:32 PM

just sit down, give yourself a time limit because you are having to baby sit your drunk ass friends, and once that time limit is up say "i had a good time talking without. maybe we can continue this conversation later?"

Wing Commander on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:37 PM

I have also had positive responses from being a drunk ass myself and using ethnic slurs, questioning whether or not "that pussy any good?", and using the "I am a recent widower" opener with mild crying.

Tactical objective for tonight is: Chicks with better teeth alignment. Had solid tooth-to-gum ratios though. Had some rough follow-up dates with the prey from the other week. Bad lighting in those booths.

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:42 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=tuscan+mule

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:52 PM

I gave my BIG THUMBS UP for that.

adrian on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:54 PM

Jay, you could use your Patented "I don't love dem hoes" line. That worked.

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 2:57 PM

I have high expectations for you all when I roll in late

Brock on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:07 PM

Cruella DeVille passed her qualifying exam. Margarita and tequilla started flowing at noon. Needless to say, the rest of the work day will be interesting. Oh, and the Baron is sloshed too! He claims he can reform his ways of being a douche, but time will tell.

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:08 PM

Baby steps Baron. Baby steps.

Green Baron on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:28 PM

mmmmmm......douche......

Brock on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:47 PM

Stop being a douchebag... you douche. When was the last time you cleaned out your cunt you smelly assbag. Is it all GREEN!

Marc on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:53 PM

Stop killing my brain
http://www.vsg.edu.au/grafndx/weird.htm

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:54 PM

I am on the prowl tonight fellas. Natty Sci, do or die!

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:56 PM

So we just randomly blared Night Ranger throughout the office. We rock out!!

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:59 PM

the carrot thing is a fun trick to try on girls, although many have heard of it before.

just throwing that out there.

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:59 PM

Motorin' (duh duh duh duh) What's your price for flight (duh duh duh) in finding mister right?

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 3:59 PM

Motorin' (duh duh duh duh) What's your price for flight (duh duh duh) in finding mister right?

Jay on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 4:00 PM

Damnit. I had a spasm that made me press the say it button twice.

Marc on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 4:08 PM

more creepy mind tricks
http://www.grand-illusions.com/amazingdots.htm

joe on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 4:13 PM

to whom it may concern...B Mac passed the first part of the CPA exam and was talking about going out tomorrow. I'm sure it could get interesting.

Green Baron on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 4:18 PM

Bout' time someone said it:

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type...=367#commentary

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 5:02 PM

Congratulations B Mac. That CPA exam is a pretty tough exam. Which portions did you pass and which ones do you have left?

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 5:05 PM

An eye for an eye..a tooth for a tooth. Execution appears to be his punishment.

Bigworm on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 5:07 PM

Furthermore, I say we leave it up to God. If he wants Tookie executed than he will "will him to death" if he wants him to live there will be some divine intervention that alters the drugs that will be injected into his blood stream. Simple as that for all you intelligent design fags.

Phil on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 6:14 PM

big jay has already pre-ordered this game: http://gpsc.hp.infoseek.co.jp/gspirits_r1_web.wmv

Brock on Friday, December 02, 2005 at 10:11 PM

How 'bout them Rocks!

Jerome on Saturday, December 03, 2005 at 1:07 AM

Go to Google, type "Elmer Fudd" in the search box and click on the "I'm feeling lucky" box just below. You can then save your preferences by clicking on the "save pwefwences" box...

Phil on Saturday, December 03, 2005 at 2:46 AM

where am i?

Phil on Saturday, December 03, 2005 at 12:53 PM

last night was retarded. what's going on for the Louisville game tonight?

Wing Commander on Saturday, December 03, 2005 at 8:40 PM

Last night was not retarded man. Last night was strange, but not retarded. I think a more accurate description would be that last night was autistic.

Bad ratios last night, too cold for the ladies?

Brent on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 1:01 AM

Click it, uou'll be a better person after watching this

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2856

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 6:16 AM

could be worse, tonight I ended up trying to navigate my ass home from fucking Lampton St. Good times!

stew on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 12:26 PM

Where the fuck is Lampton St? Anyways, I'm thinking about going to the Louisville-Richmond game tomorrow-anyone else?

joe on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 2:25 PM

I think I might be taking a temporary hiatus from appearing at BW's, unless we are getting Jay laid. Dude, that chick freaks me out. What the hell was that shit?

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 3:01 PM

so, the question is was that girl on something? i mean she went from pretty quiet while at Bw3s to full on insane just on the walk to Wicks. Did she do a line of coke or something in the bathroom?

What a crazy whore!

And Lampton St is off shelby down in the gheeeeeeeto. Get on Shelby going past eastern parkway and keep going towards downtown. Cross the railroad tracks and keep going closer to the gheeeto. And then it's like on your left.

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 3:57 PM

btw, when I mean the ghetto I mean like a couple of blocks from my office.

stew on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 4:07 PM

I think that crazy girl just got really drunk really fast, not to mention that she seemed a litte predisposed to ludicrous behavior to begin with. I mean, she's in the marching band for Christ sake. I have a big-ass bruise on my chest from where she hit me at least 18 times.

stew on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 4:10 PM

Dammit! I guess we're not gonna get to see Chad Johnson "iron the towl" today. I was really looking forward to that. Oh well, go Bengals. Who-dey!

stew on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 4:23 PM

If Louisville plays Va Tech in the Gator Bowl, I think we have a chance, unless we play like we did against UConn. If you look at his stats against FSU, Vick only completed 50% of his passes. If you can take away the run, you can beat the Hokies. Having said that, we haven't fared well against QB's that can run. Maybe Nate "2-11" Harris can be the big run stopper, he has been playing pretty well lately.

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 4:35 PM

fucking Sage Rosenfels. Argh.

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 5:41 PM

looks like Louisville gets VT.

Time to work on my "Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University Sucks!" chant

Phil on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 5:41 PM

btw, I'm just basing that on the fact that the Peach Bowl announced it will be Miami vs LSU.

adrian on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 6:55 PM

So I woke up around 2:30 today wearing my jeans, a sock on my left foot and a shoe on my right foot with no sock. How the hell that happened God only knows. For the record, i feel like shit right now.

Marc on Sunday, December 04, 2005 at 11:32 PM

Funny Air Traffic Controller quotes
http://www.businessballs.com/airtra...funnyquotes.htm

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 7:52 AM

Oh my god! Saturday Night! Saturday Night was...Oh my god!

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 7:53 AM

So stew, are you going to call Claire today? Or Felicia?

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 8:40 AM

so did adrian just completely fuck that up?

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 8:54 AM

Would someone like to fill me in? And for the record, I probably won't be coming out until I atleast get a replacement ring.

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 9:30 AM

Fuck what up?

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 9:35 AM

Star Wars wookiepedia. And oh yes - anyone can edit.

http://starwars.wikicities.com/wiki/Main_Page

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 9:35 AM

i'd help out on the play by play of saturday, but i got the fuck away from crazy hoe after I had my two jagerbombs. anyone else want to take that one?

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 9:37 AM

Adrian - Final Fantasy drink?

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/2005/12...e_it_ffx_1.html

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 9:37 AM

Who's the crazy hoe?

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 9:50 AM

Just another reason why I hate Duke.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap...ameId=253380150

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:03 AM

The crazy ho is lisa, a waitress from BW3's. She barnacled on to us after she got off from work. I don't care what any of the guys say, she can put her legs behind her head. that's cool with me.

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:21 AM

is she cute?

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:22 AM

And Jay do not respond..."I'd do her" because I know that already.

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:24 AM

Well, she's skinny, and a waitress, so she's right up phil's ally. But she's psychotic and a smoker so that takes her off the list. I'd say her body is at least an 8, and her face is like 6.5, 7. But I bet she can work it.

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:26 AM

Xota - one way to find out!

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:31 AM

Fantastic!

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:32 AM

One of the few moments that i remember is going to taco bell and laughing at the drive through person.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:33 AM

classic B-Mac moment
bmac and i walked around and crazy hoe tracked us down. she was talking to us about her abusive ex boyfriend and she said we were good people because it looked loke we didn't have a strong right hook. Bmca goes on to inform her i am left handed.

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:37 AM

Had I been there I would have laughed my ass off. Way to go BMac, classic!

Green Baron on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:57 AM

yeah!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051204...hl_nm/coffee_dc

drink too much alcohol - check
overweight - check
iron in the blood - probably check
coffee - makes it all good.....

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:59 AM

b-mac came through for me too. two cute girls were giving us the come hither look and smiling at us. i liked the blond, b-mac liked the one in the red. and he delayed and pussy footed around long enough that we able to find out that they smoke. on the way out she grabbed my arm and said they were leaving.

just when you think I can't cock block myself any worse, b-mac helps me take it to the next level!

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:20 AM

Phil - I think you should have worked the angle to get your bone smooched.

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:22 AM

oh, in retrospect it sounds like a great idea. at the time it sounded like a great idea. which is why I got up to try to find them. but I thought they had bailed. they had not, and I was unaware of this fact until they were gone.

i should have chased them down...

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:38 AM

I may go out and buy Siruis Radio for Howard alone.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,177686,00.html

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:44 AM

Hey adrian, chicken or steak, fucker!

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:45 AM

Wes, you're right. Looks like i'm eating at bw3's every night for as long as it takes.

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:55 AM

hey, the "are we gonna fuck or not" line very well just might work on her.

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:57 AM

Dude, it could have been a NattySci gang bang on that dirty little slut!

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:57 AM

cool commercial from honda: http://84.40.3.165/

by cool, i am not implying that it is funny. i just like it.

the new gatorade ad with the "off by a hair" theme is badass too. i have yet to find a copy.

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 12:04 PM

"I only have three holes!" "Ah, But you also have to hands!"

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 12:22 PM

Wow. I am retarded. That should be "two hands" Christ, I'm an idiot. Speaking of christ, this is why i'm not going to see the "Chronicles of Narnia"

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ENE03/512040319

Wing Commander on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 12:28 PM

She forgot about eye sockets and ears, and the titty fuck. Big Jay, seize the moment but double up on that ho.

Anybody got a number? I gotta video camera. We can make at least $6 on the Internet for that shit.

Brock on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 12:45 PM

Are you suggesting some skull-fuckin'? Now thats my kind of girl!

Another plus for you Jay... she won't scream, "my legs don't bend that way!"

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 12:50 PM

A natty sci gangbang? Does one find that in the comedy section?

stew on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 12:52 PM

Oh my God! Wes and Brock, you guys missed an epic night on Saturday! Brock, I'm 100% sure you could've skull-fucked this crazy chick. I wonder how she made it home...wait no i don't.

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 12:53 PM

Is she worse than crazy ass Angie?

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:03 PM

I don't really know. I blacked out a couple of times the other night.

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:03 PM

So my memory is very sketchy or should i say i don't remember a whole lot.

stew on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:07 PM

No, not worse than Angie. I don't think that's possible. This chick is not above reaching under the table to grab your cock though, so she has that going for her. She told me she wanted to "take me home and molest me".

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:18 PM

Stew - did she?

Brock on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:28 PM

So is she now the official Natty Sci Slut?

Brock on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:29 PM

Actually, thats a good idea for a T-shirt:

"I'm an official Natty Sci Slut"

In related news, I've discussed with a couple of ladies here about coming down for the New Years party. Jackpot!

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:31 PM

Nood (had to spell this way to get through work admin. stuff)bible scenes!

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsA...ROTIC-BIBLE.xml

Green Baron on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:35 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051205...ea/saddam_trial

I just got a great idea when I looked at this!! Tookie is afraid to die, Saddam isn't......
Anybody thinkin' what I'm thinkin?
Come on....
Wait for it....
THUNDERDOME!! Yes! Two men enter, 1 man leaves. How awesome would that be! The founder of the Crips, the master of disaster in South L.A., versus The Butcher of Baghdad!
One Night Only!
Fuckin' Sweet.
I got Saddam at 50 to 1 odds.

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:35 PM

Make sure you get approval from Joe.

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:36 PM

I've been saying that for years Baron. If you want a real "Survivor" reality show, you do that with man on death row.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:37 PM

the ladies are okay as long as they are hot and don't bring douchebags with them.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 1:51 PM

Completely off the subject, but I found it funny and wanted to share, the guy in the cube next to me shares a two hole punch with me. Today, he renamed our two hole punch the shocker and instead of asking for the two hole punch he just yells hey man and flashes the shocker sign.

stew on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:00 PM

No, Wes. We left her at the bar to make her own way home. She lived way out in Oldham county and we only had one car and a taxi. God knows how much Habib would have charged us to go to Oldham county. I think the cab driver was thinking of killing us and disposing of our bodies as it was. If Lisa had been there, we would probably not be posting on this fine website today.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:07 PM

Wade and Phil..Tomorrow I am off work. I should be home anytime after 1. What time do you all want to take a look at the tent situation?

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:08 PM

What I'm surprised is that no one is talking about felicia, the hot chick that we took back to Joe's. Did everyone forget about her. By the way, Stew, you probably could have gotten a threesome if you had pushed for it.

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:11 PM

Here are two more douchebags not getting into GBITT

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ION02/512050324

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:13 PM

I though adrian basically sealed that deal. That is what I ws referring to when i said adrian fucked it up.

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:20 PM

Yeah, adrian did, but stew had a chance to pick up the slack.

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:31 PM

someone from the table needs to fill in what I missed. Wade is waiting in eager anticipation...

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:32 PM

what i mean to type was "some who witnessed what happened" needs to fill in what I missed. I'm retarded.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:33 PM

Adrian used the line on Felicia something along the lines of kiss me and i'll buy you a drink

stew on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:35 PM

Phil, that would require an entirely new post. BTW, Jay, the reason I'm not saying anything about Felicia is because she was cool. 'Nuff said. Crazy chick merits talking about because she was just so fucking crazy. Maybe she was on meth or something.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:41 PM

Felicia and her friends randomly sat with us. Her 2 friends were the ugly one getting a divorce and the hot one who was a massive bitch. They left her at the bar with us. bold move. The slut was referring to me as a dirty cunt all night. I wasn't drinking for some reason so my alibi was I was a recovering alcoholic. Stewie was chanting go leafs go. Brian Guinne? started an argument with Felicia about purchasing a home and loans and crap. Alomst turned violent.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:42 PM

the later it got the more crazy bitches pants were "falling off"

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:45 PM

so, the question I have is: did big jay have a chance to hit that?

stew on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:47 PM

Joe, it was my understanding that Adrian told the hot bitchy blond that he'd give her $5 to kiss B Mac. What was fun for me was buying a drink for Felicia and having Lisa pay for it! I'm actually really surprised that nobody deployed the magic stick that night.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:51 PM

random drunk guy at closing on street:
hey officer hows it going?
Pretty good how about you?
Good now that I puked in that garbage can
Officer walks away laughing

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:51 PM

see how the coaches voted in football: http://www.usatoday.com/sports/grap..._2005/flash.htm

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:53 PM

there was the 5 dollars to kiss bmac too. Adrian tried something like that again later. $5? no I won't!! okay how about $1? Hey look an army of santas.

Green Baron on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:53 PM

So this chick I went to college with is out in California as some reporter or something. Anyway, she hangs out at the playboy mansion all the time. I was gonna send an invite to Heph and the girls for GBITT, but....I'm a douche.

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:56 PM

sealed the deal with who? The crazy whore? I think everyone could have sealed the deal with her.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 2:57 PM

Felicia, dumbass.

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 3:04 PM

For the record, I saw ashly judd saturday and she was smokin' hot. Of course you guys probably know that but she looks even better in person. Skeet Skeet Skeet

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 3:06 PM

wade and silas would be all over the fact that no one sealed the deal on saturday, but they are too busy playing hockey with a racket ball in our office. right next to our 60 gallon fish tank...

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 3:10 PM

they have found a rubber puck and are now try slap shots towards the cubicles...

Brock on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 3:16 PM

Adrian could have sealed the deal, but she asked him if he smoked, so he freaked out!

I do like Adrian's new version of "You're lying to me" "So. Kiss me."

Green Baron on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 3:17 PM

The humane way to rid the world of bird flu:

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051205/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 3:50 PM

I think Crazy whore would be a prime candidate for the Tuscan Mule.

Brent on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 3:57 PM

Phil any reason why the coach of Southern Methodist slammed Alabam and Oregon, he's a huge outlier.

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 4:07 PM

you just said outlier. got me on the dude, he is tastefully named though.

Brent on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 4:13 PM

What the hell are you talking about?

In other news for all the Bellarmine alum, there is an uprising, almost leading into revolt, on campus concerning free speech. Apparently some neo-nazi came and shared his views and one of the dean said, hey freedom of speech, share away, then other professors denounced this, one by one, they have been standing up for the first professor chanting, "I am Spartacus." If anyone is interested in the litany of emails coming across, plus the one's that I have sent, let me know, leave your email address and I will forward.

joe on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 4:13 PM

for the record, I believe I have taken care of that sewage smell in my house. It has been drowned out by chris' vomit, baked apple pie candles, and I emptied the sump pump and flushed it out with bleach and Mr. Clean.

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 4:24 PM

http://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 4:24 PM

Has anyone seen/heard from Church lately?

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 4:27 PM

drunk raiders fan: http://media.putfile.com/Drunk-Raider-Fan

adrian on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 4:32 PM

I about fell out of my chair because i was laughing so hard while watching that Rocky video. Good post Philco!

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 4:43 PM

The rocky theme song video is pretty funny.

Bigworm on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 5:04 PM

So do we have a T-shirt design inked out yet?

Brock on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 5:12 PM

How does it feel to be a grown man and grounded?

Wing Commander on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 5:47 PM

Joe, tomorrow at 5 will work. We will bring measuring devices. Sluts, Tuscan Mule, no closing...I hope this was due to inadequate quantities of prophalatics. No credit will be deducted for mercy fucks.

Jay on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 7:25 PM

I thought about taking drunk ho home, but my first concern was making sure my friends got home. I know this makes me a pussy, but bro's over ho's, man.

Brock on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 7:33 PM

Get a fuckin' taxi you bums! Jay needs the poontang.

Brent on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 8:39 PM

Jay, if they were your friends, they would of taken a taxi.

Green Baron on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 9:21 PM

This article kicks ass just for the retort:
http://channels.netscape.com/tech/s...d=20051201SIN71

``They found a fragment, big deal,'' Ballard said. ``Am I surprised? No. When you go down there, there's stuff all over the place. It hit an iceberg and it sank. Get over it.''

ha ha ha! Get over it. That's just what I want to tell religious people. Yah, Jesus died like 2 millenia ago....get over it.

Green Baron on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 9:33 PM

I was looking at the list for the safest and most dangerous cities, and Atlanta was listed in the 500,000 or less people category.
Anybody understand this? The census verifies this:
http://www.citymayors.com/gratis/uscities_100.html
WTF? Atlanta is huge, why is it the 41st largest city? Indy sits at 12, Jacksonville 13. I mean, I know it is probably where they set the city limits and the number of people living inside there. But come on....tell me it doesn't sit right that Atlanta is the supposed 41st largest city.

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:16 PM

ok, let's break down the ride home:

1) stewie, adrian, phil and felicia get cab home
2) jay has to take brian guinn, jay nelson, b-mac and joe home.
3) drunk ho takes cab ride home.

it's pretty clear what should have happened. jay nelson and B.G. need to get their own way home. that leave b-mac and joe to take two people's place on the cab. so at this point either stewie or adrian need to pull the "my friends can't take me home, can I get a ride with you" with felicia and go back to her place.

Thus leaving Big Jay to take the three hole punch home.

Wing Commander on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:35 PM

And that my friends is why Phil got a 1600 on his SAT.

Well done Phil, so what went wrong in real life? Big Jay, we can serve them up, but you have jump in the skillet.

Wing Commander on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 10:36 PM

Oh yeah, and SAT means Slits And Tits.

Marc on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:09 PM

http://www.nata2.info/humor/pictures/americans.gif

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:17 PM

marc, uh, what's with the air traffic controler links?

and for those who asked, the history of the peanut butter jelly time: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut...tter_Jelly_Time

Phil on Monday, December 05, 2005 at 11:52 PM

nytimes on how the ultra-religious are going after people for not over commercializing christmas: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/04/o...article_popular

stew on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 12:54 AM

Ok, so I just got in from "work". Which, btw, if anyone asks thats where i was. While I was at "work" I saw Taquan "Money Shot" Dean score 30 pts, played a few epic rounds of pool, and tried to help my buddy clean frozen egg of his car at 12:30. That pretty much sums up my night at "work". That has to be one mean, cunniving bitch to egg a guys car in December-I hope he at least got to fuck her in the ass!

Jay on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 7:53 AM

Stew, why were you at "work" and not work? And I know I suck with women, this is a scientific fact. And Phil, you are a genius, except that Joe and B-Mac absolutely did not want to ride in the cab.

adrian on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 8:38 AM

Jay, I believe you are the only member of NattySci to have a girl bow down to you at a bar. That is neat!

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 8:44 AM

my plan did not take into account human error.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 9:49 AM

Joe and B-Mac need to help a brother out. Jay, you gotta be a selfish sometimes particularly with a girl that likes to skull fuck.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 9:56 AM

Better yet - Brian Guinn and Jay Nelson shouldn't be bumming rides. Get the fuck out boys, it's time for Big Jay to play.

Joe and B-Mac can still get a ride home with Jay, but there is still room for Crazy Ho Lisa in Jay's ride. Joe and B-Mac "pass out" on the way home taking one for Xota. Xota either takes crazy ass ho home and does the nasty with her at her place, or you ram her home in the extra bed upstairs at Joe's - I am guessing there is an extra bed up there.

But Jay this is where you have to step up. When asking if she needs a ride after she says yes, make a comment like "I can take ya home, but it will cost you a blowjob" and laugh it off thus implying it's a joke and depending on her reaction follow it up with "just joking" or something like that as needed. If she is interested she will make a sexual reference at some point and if not it's the equivalent of not stepping over the foul line on a free throw as the shooter till the ball hits the rim - i.e a safe play.

The key is to let her know you are interested in doing nasty things, but you must come off suave. Once she knows you are interested it's pretty easy to guage if a woman/women are by their body language and or response. But here is the key to it all - make it like a challenge. Tell her the last girl to give you head was horrible, scraping you with her teeth and the such - and if she wonders why just tell her she wasn't opening up wide enough. Now she is wondering, just how big the man meat is and becomes pretty intrigued by it all.

This really isn't that complicated - think of it like a puzzle - just enough pieces to keep you intrigued, nothing overly complicated, and you just have to take a plunge and pick a place to start.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 9:57 AM

And in my plan - Crazy Ho Lisa is riding shotgun.

adrian on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 10:03 AM

Hell, if all else fails, just club her in the head! Then she will be yours!

Jay on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 10:04 AM

Wes, you are genius. I guess I just need to get the sand out of my 'giny.

Jay on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 10:05 AM

Adrian's method- (Hit her in the back of the head) "Hey, wanna do it?"

Green Baron on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 10:10 AM

Jesus....amateurs...
If you really want a girl to blow you, just tatoo a $100 bill on your dick. After all, I guarantee there isn't a single girl in the world that wouldn't want to blow $100 in 5 minutes.

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 10:45 AM

hey brock, the trans siberian house is in cinci: http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....D=2005512050331

Brock on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 11:10 AM

Wes' words of wisdom reminds me of that book.. you know... the one Phil wouldn't shut up about for 2 weeks.

Jay, you don't need advice... I'm sure you've seen more porn than all of us, and when it comes to drunk-ass crazy sluts... the same rules apply. Therefore, I suggest burning a porn music remix to slide in whenever driving someone like this home in the future.

Or... you could just grab her by the back of the neck and tell her "You're more than pretty!"

Thanks for the heads-up Philco.

joe on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 11:10 AM

I have a permanent fear of taxis. Last time I took a taxi I got jumped and I was bleeding profusely with a broken jaw. Since then I have tried to avoid taxis at all cost. Sorry Jay. I'll try to make it up to you in the future.

Jerome on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 11:26 AM

Yo, yo ... back in the day, rap used to mean something. At one point they were ALL in the same gang. Yeah, this didn't help.
http://www.hotget.com/videocode/Wes...Gang--9913.html

stew on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 12:11 PM

Elvis Dumervil wins Nagurski award, now if only he can crush Marcus Vick.http://www.courier-journal.com/apps.../512060410/1028
I wonder if Marcus has an alias like his older brother...

stew on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 12:14 PM

I haven't been able to say this in over a decade, but baseball fans, look out for my Jays this season. Coming to kick some Yankee's ass!

Jay on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 12:18 PM

This guy knows what I'm talking about.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/1...y.ap/index.html

adrian on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 12:29 PM

Apple has the X3 trailer.

Jay on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 12:34 PM

I'll be back to check the site at 2 o'clock. There better be some interesting conversation by then.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 1:24 PM

And Darwin wins again.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,177807,00.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 1:26 PM

Indiana Jones 4, soon.....well before Harrison Ford goes into a nursing home.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,177785,00.html

Jay on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 2:28 PM

So I was working with a computer program, and was using a standard with a concentration of 0.0 ppt. The computer kept giving me an error, and I finally figured out that it was trying to calculate a %recovery for the 0.0 standard. I'm surprised my computer didn't blow up.

joe on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 2:47 PM

Jerome...my mom plans to ask you about Wade and the New Year's party. Just a heads up.

adrian on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 3:01 PM

My company just bought us Gym memberships to the Louisville Athletic Club. That saves my 30.00 - 40.00 a month.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 3:36 PM

Stew - Well we can either call Marcus Lil' Ron, Ron Mexico II, Vick #2, The Second Coming, or pedophile...you decide.

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 3:39 PM

for the grandma that has everything: http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/...tory?id=2249905

Jay on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 3:51 PM

Whoa, joe! Why is your mom all up in our Kool-Aid?

Oh Yeah!

Jay on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 3:52 PM

That "Oh Yeah!" should sound like it's coming from Kool-Aid man, not Quagmire. Just wanted to sort that out.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 3:55 PM

So does anything happen during the week? Just trying to figure out my week day plans next week since Abby is out of town.

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 4:07 PM

monday is of course trivia
theoretically, there is trivia on tuesday if you are down for a double dip

thursday is a possibility of genny's.

that being said, i'm going to be working 1am - 4am most nights next week so if people want to go out...i'll be MORE than happy to head up to flanagans or o'shea's during the week...

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 4:08 PM

NFL cheerleaders! Because they're hot!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Most are from the Panthers, but I don't think anyone will really care.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 4:09 PM

Tuesday trivia at O'shea's or Molley's?

Brock on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 4:11 PM

So you are going to sneak out even though you are grounded? Very risky!

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 4:29 PM

Molly's AND Wicks actually. If you play your cards right you can hit up Wicks for some trivia, head to molly's to finish your night off. By which I mean pre-drink for the trip to O'shea's. And then go into work!

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 4:29 PM

Whoever said anything about being grounded?

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 5:18 PM

excellent article on Coach Leach from Texas Tech: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/04/m...&oref=login

Jerome on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 9:18 PM

So tonight I had to vouch for the Wing Commander -- all for the sake of Getting Bent In The Tent! Isn't it sweet that Joe's Mom worries about him?!?!?

Brent on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 9:29 PM

New T-shirt Idea:

Getting Bent In The Tent...Mom said it was OK.

douglas on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 9:32 PM

I'm back bitches! actually i'm at my mom's, but after reading over things, i'm gravely disappointed that NOBODY even mentioned the fact that i got a married woman to take the fucking ring off of her fucking finger. And no, she did not take it off b/c it irritated her skin. Of course my dumbass gets up to talk to you fuckers for awhile, come back 10 minutes later, and the milf is gone. I was not a happy camper, I want an old bitch to teach me things. And somebody please clue me in on what the fuck happened on Sat. night when I was doing the daddy thing. Joe, email me or something, I need to hear these stories, I'm out of the loop now, my work computer sucks and I can't get this shit during the day anymore. And friday night, as if I need to tell you, edoug's drinking lots, b/c edoug hasn't been fucked up in awhile, he stayed sober for the past two or three weeks, and that's not cool. plus i miss joe's house, i feel like i'm in repression or something cuz i haven't drank there in several weeks. but seriously, i got a married bitch to take the ring off, how sweet is that?? and if anybody remembers the hot coworker of mine that ran into the door at oshea's, i've been giving her a world of shit this week, she dates my hr director, and she was hitting on me blatantly, that's got to be some sort of hr violation. oh well fuck it, i'm out

stew on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 10:35 PM

Brent-I love the t-shirt idea! And in regards to going out this week-I'm down for Ginny's on Thursday, or possibly some more BW3's. Ha!

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 10:39 PM

stewie's looking to get himself some mini-horndog up at bw3s...

adrian on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 10:49 PM

I am curious who will be the first person to go to BW3's and try to talk to silly ho. My money is on Phil!

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 11:04 PM

screw a big bunch of that. i'm the one who left you guys with the crazy bitch on Saturday.

Phil on Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 11:09 PM

hooray, free streaming basketball during march madness!

http://www.cbs.sportsline.com/cbssp...s/story/9080529

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 12:32 AM

T-shirt design.

I am bored so here you go - and remember to rotate it to see the back.

http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?C=16

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 12:34 AM

okay so that link didn't work as expected...so go to that site and retrieve designs.

Type in "wes011@yahoo.com" for email address and look at Nattysci2

Wing Commander on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 12:56 AM

I like the back. The front looks kinda boring. How about the NattySci logo over the left tit. Natty Sci symbol could be like the scales of justice with beers and bottles weighting one side and the outline of a chick (like on the mudflaps of 18 wheelers) on the other. Then Natty Sci would wrap around it in a semi-circle. You get the picture.

BW3's - You guys notice no posts from Big Jay tonight...I think we know who has broken down on the ho.

Brock on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 2:05 AM

Who said Wes was grounded? He did:
http://www.nattysci.com/displaypost...px?post=74#9174

Welcome back EDoug, you've missed a lot of hot air mostly, but funny hot air. What happened on week 12?

Marc on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 2:46 AM

Sorry Wes, but I'd rather wear my shirt design
(though the back was inspired by Wade)
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=d...om&F=gbitt2
and
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=d...om&F=gbitt3

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 8:01 AM

Good work Jerome, I got a phone call of approval last night from my mother. You made Wing Commander out to be a decent guy. Phil and Wing Commander made an appearance yesterday for tent measurements. We got the ball rolling and I like where this is going.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 8:51 AM

Good job Marc - I was just trying to get you fuckers to start doing some t-shirt designs.

So are we gonna order some shirts or what?

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 9:24 AM

The shirts are a nice touch...we need to come up with a master design.

stew on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 9:31 AM

With apologies to Wes, I do look Marc/Wade's shirts the best. The mudflap girls are great, as is the goofy-ass tuscan mule.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 10:16 AM

Hey I like Marc's shirt as well, but his cost $32.58 each for 6 pieces whereas mine is $16.99 - which one are you cheap bastards more inclined to purchase?

Jay on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 10:35 AM

Hey Wes, I say, balls out for GBITT. I will gladly pay $32.58 for a superior t-shirt. (no offense wes, his is much better)

Phil on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 10:37 AM

i'll talk to my sister, see if we can't get some professional graphics design work done on the cheap. Wade knows some professional screen printers here in town that can help us out too.

But that's how I roll.

Jay on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 10:45 AM

Good looking out phil.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 10:55 AM

New T-shirt design.

http://www.customink.com/cink/r.jsp?C=16

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 10:57 AM

retrieve design - nattysci4

email: wes011@yahoo.com

Brock on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 10:59 AM

The only reason why Marc's is a lot more expensive is because of all the colors. If the lettering and pictures were just one color (i.e. black), then they would be half that.

Also of note (I've done business with CustomInk before), you can get the same design printed on various color shirts for the same price. So if you wanted a grey, white, and a black shirt for different occasions, then you could have the same design on them. I mention this because the more shirts you order, the price drops DRAMATICALLY. For example, 6 shirts cost $17, but if you get 20, then they are like $7-8. Besides, who doesn't want to expand their wardrobe of NattySci gear?

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 11:06 AM

I don't care which shirt we order - however, I am not putting all of them on my credit card.

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 11:30 AM

To anyone who cares:

John Olerud retired

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 11:50 AM

Yes Brock that is correct - but then if you don't distinguish using colors you will just have all these black images which there are quite a few so it will look rather goofy.

Phil on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 11:56 AM

my sister is working on a design. i'll get wade to get in touch with a screen printer in town. she's done stuff for reebok and a lot of t-shirt design in college for bars and the such.

we got this. i might even have a design by later today from her.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 11:56 AM

Here is t-shirt design 4

http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=w...amp;F=nattysci4

Phil - You guys need to step up and see about getting a t-shirt designed locally. These bad boys will take about 14 days to deliver - 7 if rushed with a 25% increase based on price. Today is the 7th and we need to make sure we have our order placed soon so we don't get hosed with all of this holiday shipping crap.

Phil on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 11:57 AM

chuck klosterman on the lakers: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...osterman/051207

big time drama up at work today!

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 11:57 AM

Way to step up Philco.

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 12:01 PM

has anybody read the chuck klosterman books? I am reading sex, drugs and cocoa puffs and I was wondering if anybody recommends the otehrs.

Phil on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 12:05 PM

i've read killing yourself to live which is pretty damn good. it's not a bunch of essays like sex, drugs and cocoa puffs.

Fargo Rock City is next on my books to read too.

Jay on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 12:15 PM

Come on, Wes! 20 T-shirts at $8 a piece? That's only $160. I'm sure abby will understand.

Jay on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 12:23 PM

So for lunch today, I went to a gas station and got a cheese burger and potato wedges. Considering the cost ($3.56 for the burger, wedges, a 33oz. drink and 2 fudge rounds) I have to say that it was actually pretty good. Well done, Frankfort Marathon station.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 12:59 PM

My last T-shirt version is $13.41 each when you order 10 xL and 10 XXL shirts.

Similar quantities for Marc is $17.43

Philco - this is in your hands now, I know you want let us down.

Jay on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 2:06 PM

Okay 3 things on the agenda
1: Bob Beraur's mother died. Apparently it was expected (this item is mainly for chris and wes)
2: Also for chris and wes, this year at the chemistry reunion, I think we need to recruit some girls to come to GIBTT. I know the quantities are limited, and it will mainly be Melanie and Sara, but there's the off chance that hot asian chick will be there.
3: Marc, you and I are going to be stuck at the christmas eve service, so I think we should try to round up some ladies there. Although, as per the charter, they need to fulfill 3 requirements; 1)21 or over 2)not stuck up 3)most importantly, not bring any dudes. If you remember the same girls I do, this poses a problem. However, Natty Sci is nothing if not problem solvers. Of course, joe gets final say about this. I'm done with my rant. Discuss.

Jay on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 2:07 PM

That should be Bob Bernaur. I don't know who Bob Beraur is, but he's probably a douche.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 2:14 PM

Jay - when were we suppose to RSVP by for the x-mas party?

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 2:19 PM

Phil, Wing Commander and I discussed yesterday where we stood on guests. Basically we got the regulars. This is everybody and their significant other. Then there is the work related branch offs. Then we have the siblings that are invited. From there it is bring the ladies just keep the crazies away unless you blindfold them so they don't know where I live.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 2:35 PM

I wonder if Ron Brooks is gonna be at the department x-mas party? I seriously doubt it, however, that would be fun for him to rock it out with Natty sci

Marc on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 2:51 PM

One thing I wasn't sure about for the shirts is do you put "2005" or "2006" on them since it's New Years. I mean it's more about New Years Eve and most people will be there longer on the "eve" and the "day itself" and some of the shenanigans that occur on both parts of the night are sure to be legend.... wait for it..... dary.

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 2:54 PM

just go 05-06

adrian on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 3:16 PM

Maybe we can get hot O'Charleys chick into a pool of jello in the tent. That would be fabulous.

Jay on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 3:56 PM

Marc, I plan on being at Joe's house at least 24 hrs. And most of the time will be on new years day. However, I am an exception because I don't have a lady to drive me home (all the way home?) Also, Joe's right about the '05-'06 thing. Wes, I think you should RSVP soon, although I'm sure he expects you and chris. Adrian, did you just say fabulous? Are you sure you wouldn't rather have the guy from O'Charley's? Now that you mention it though, it would be fantastic to get Haley to come.

joe on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 4:03 PM

See, basketball and football games are on TV and I plan to be watching football and basketball games while drinking starting around 3ish. It will make for a long new year again. We might as well get started early and make a day of it.

adrian on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 4:05 PM

Well, i would invite Kristy but she won't return my calls. I can't help she got all pissed because i didn't call her after she jerked me off. Hum...I don't think she knows about this site...Does she? Oh Well...

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 4:16 PM

She shouldn't have made you wait for it!

Joe - I plan on being over there early as well, like you said, might as well make a day out of it! And I can't pass out at like 10 pm this year so I have to lay lower than last year, which isn't hard to do and still have a good time.

adrian on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 4:25 PM

By the way, how many people can fit in the tent that everyone is talking about?

Brock on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 4:31 PM

Who is taking bets on whether Wes makes it to 12? If Chis is there, and he busts out the Woodford, I'm laying 2-1 odds he doesn't make it. 3-5 odds if Abby starts the day with jello shots.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 5:31 PM

How much money do you want to bet, Schweitzer? I'll take that bet.

Brock on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 5:59 PM

You seriously don't think that if people are pouring it on, you would be able to abstain?

I'll just make sure to have the camera ready to take the infamous "this is the last thing you are going to remember" photo.

Jay on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 7:10 PM

What about our girl t-shirts that say I (heart) Natty Sci? Can we do those too?

Jay on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 7:37 PM

I think we need to have the old school natty sci symbol incorporated somewhere on the t-shirt. Nothing fancy, just small, on the tent or something.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 8:09 PM

So I got in a brawl at work today with some dock peon from the company we share the building with (see drama from Phil). Damn I hate being able to fuck someone up due to lawsuits....

Get the deisng done and we can get it expedited with the screenprinters I know (and at a discount for you thrifty types).

Work chicks are pissed about the non-invite to GBITT. GOtta make'em beg for it.


Wing Commander on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 8:31 PM

NFL Kickers - Where are they now:

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archi...re_they_17.html

Wing Commander on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 9:48 PM

We also need one that incorporates Natty Sci: Go ugly early. and Natty Sci GBITT: I went home stinky.

Marc on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 10:36 PM

okay, for Wade's ladies
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=d...om&F=sticky

stew on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 11:13 PM

Marc, you're a Goddamn genuis (again)! I love all of those, now if only we can convince girls to wear 'em. I'm pretty sure Lisa from BW3's would.
Anyways, I'm off to drink whiskey in honour of the years' first snowfall. (Like I need an excuse to drink whiskey.)

Dave on Wednesday, December 07, 2005 at 11:50 PM

Marc, all those shirts were great! I think every Natty Sci member should get the special lady of their life a "Surprise It's The Tuscan Mule Baby" shirt.

stew on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 12:19 AM

I just had an epiphany: I want to be like Red Foreman when/if I grow up!

stew on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 1:28 AM

How come every Buckeye who files a police report has literally thousands of dollars of stuff stolen, when they don't even have a fucking job???! I'm sick and tired of this shit! It doesn't matter if you're a UK fan of a UofL fan, if either of our teams were as shady as this, we would be severely penalized. How many gimme's is OSU gonna get???!
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2250394

stew on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 1:32 AM

I really want Notre Dame to beat the living shit out of Blowhio State after this. I understand they wanted to cut Maurice Clarett loose, but these guys...somethings out of order here. Fuck the Buckeyes...go UC!!!

stew on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 1:42 AM

And while I'm aiming my stream of vitriol and hostility at Blowhio St. Cuntiversity-wow- I can't believe they awarded the Lombardi Trophy to AJ Cock!!! At least give it to the guy from Penn St. if you're not going to give it to Dumervil...how many times did Hawk get triple teamed?? None goddamnit...none!!! The only reason Dumervil didn't break Sugg's sack record is precisely because of that! Stupid Big 10 assholes! U know what...my Heisman vote goes to Curtis Pulley, because everytime he got in a game, he made his team better-much better that AJ Cock ever made his team. GRRRRRR!!

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 9:02 AM

Stewie - did you ever watch an Ohio state game this year - besides the Texas game? AJ Hawke continuously has the guard or tackle pulling in order to lay him out, he is very deserving of that trophy. What dumervil is to the defensive line, Hawke is to the linebackers.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 9:16 AM

AJ Hawk also had 109 tackles this year. Do you know what the highest UL linebacker had - 62 or so. AJ also had as many solo tackles as Paul Posluszny did, however, he had 13 tackles for loss for 68 yards (avg. 5.2 yards loss per TFL).

Paul Posluszny for Penn State had 111 total but only 11 for loss for like 32 yards (2.9 yards loss per TFL).

The big difference is the total yards for loss and based on stats you have to go with Hawk. Furthermore, Hawk's other stats such as interceptions, break ups, recovered and forced fumbles are better.

Either players are studs though and you can't lose either way.

OSU stats. http://ohiostatebuckeyes.collegespo...e.html#TEAM.IND

PSU stats.
http://www.gopsusports.com/docs/foo...ts/teamcume.htm

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 9:23 AM

You just now realized that tO$U was shady??!

They've got more backdoor deals than your local Seventh and Hill brothel. That being said, I still cheer for tO$U when they play Michigan. Because the only thing more corrupted than tO$U athletics is Michigive me a car.

adrian on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 9:26 AM

And why wasn't Tamba Hali of Penn State mentioned? I tink he is the best defensive end player in college football. When Jim Tressel puts three line men just to block Hali so he can't break Troy Smith in half, you know the kid is good.

adrian on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 9:26 AM

correction to the post above...tink = think

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 9:39 AM

One year ago today - Dimebag murdered.

http://www.mtv.com/bands/d/damagepl...feature_120505/

Jay on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 10:00 AM

RIP Darrel Abbot. I think it is time we voted on t-shirts. For dudes, I like
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=d...g%...p;F=gbitt3
With maybe some minor modifications.
For chicks, I like
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=d...g%...=iheartns2
We should decide this today or tomorrow.

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 10:43 AM

totalfark is a cluster fuck with people submitting "tragic day in history links." Mass chaos.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 10:43 AM

2 men enter, 1 man leaves.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005...3.html?from=rss

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 10:44 AM

Jay can't see your shirts.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 10:48 AM

Doh!
nevermind...i figured it out.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 10:53 AM

This is pretty awesome.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2251298

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 11:01 AM

Wow - this guy has to be one of the biggest creeps ever.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?s...&id=3694759

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 11:02 AM

No offense fellas - I don't want a t-shirt that has the sillouettes of women on it personally. I am not a redneck for one, and I will wear this shirt out again somewhere.

Just my opinion.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 11:07 AM

Look at this pic of Ann Coulter.

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051208/...OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-

For being a conservative/Republican speaker - she isn't dressing the part is she. Are those hooker boots I see?

stew on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 11:45 AM

Ugh! No more whiskey benders this week-I feel like shit.

Jay on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 12:00 PM

Wes does bring up a valid point. Other people need to vote though.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 12:08 PM

Personally, I am waiting for Philco on the t-shirt design. Plus we might be able to save shipping.

Jay on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 12:13 PM

I think we need to get together some time and finalize a design. Genny's tonight?

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 12:30 PM

my sister is working on a project right now that she'll be finishing up tonight I think, then she'll throw together a design.

I think right now her idea is a simple tent with GBITT05 written in the tent with the letters "bent."

Simple white design that we can sillouette on a hunter green or navy t-shirt. One color so it will be cheap and still done in high quality (i.e. not printed off an inkjet printer or some crap).

I'll be down for some Genny's...WALKING DISTANCE BITCHES!

Jay on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 12:35 PM

Phil, it's cold as balls out there. I can come pick you up.

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 12:44 PM

aww, what a sweetheart! ain't no thing. Now a ride home might be needed.

speaking of which...it looks like we are walking up to BW3s for lunch. I'm actually scared to go up there. Crazy whore.

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 1:23 PM

Dude, I have to meet this crazy woman... I have plenty of experience with such nutjobs. Maybe I could tame her enough so she won't kill Jay.

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 3:03 PM

oh man, I talked to Anthony up at o'shea's about her. Apparently she waited for him until 4:30 until they told her that anthony was waiting for her at her place, and then she left.

at BW3s for lunch, there was no crazy girl. I chatted with the bartender Stephanie and she isn't too surprised, but thinks she's such a nice girl that she can't make fun of her.

My vote - this girl must be avoided at all costs...

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 3:22 PM

For anyone who cares - My name is Earl and The Office is moving to Thursdays starting January 5th.

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 3:31 PM

oh wait, i can't go to genny's. i promised someone i'd meet them at o'shea's at 9:30 tonight.

whoooooops.

scratch me.

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 3:32 PM

I think Phil's perspective on crazies is a little narrow. Crazies can sometimes be tamed or saddled like a wild bronco. When you finally get them, they can be a diamond in the rough.

My vote - TAP IT!

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 3:36 PM

Look at it this way - if she is crazy when she is drunk, imagine the fun you can have with her when she is drunk in bed.

In the words of my brother - "That's what I call the Jackpot!"

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 3:50 PM

What category is the TENT under on CustomInk... its driving me nuts!

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 4:11 PM

The easiest way is to search for "TENT"

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 4:31 PM

btw, joe and I agree on the crazy. you guys can do whatever you want with her but she will NEVER learn where I live...

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 5:06 PM

I know we have a professional working on this, but what the hell...

http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=b...&F=nsshirt2

I tried to incorporate several ideas with a little of Brock magic.

Brock on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 5:19 PM

Dude, we are getting slammed with snow up here in the 'Nati! Good reason to go to the bars and drink. If I stumble and fall down, I will have a nice cushy snow pack to catch my fall.

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 5:20 PM

my plan is to walk up to o'shea's. get ripped, and sleep in my office. Good times!

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 5:40 PM

apparently Best Buy will have a bunch of Xbox360s going on sale Sunday the 18th for their ad. They will be holding stock until then...

My vote: Close down the bars, head to white castle...show up at 6am drunk as can be with a portable DVD player and camp out. But that's how I roll.

Bonus: White Castle and me complaining about girls not going home with me will immediately clear out any people that are not seriously dedicated to the cause.

Cons: Could be a lie. Could die of hypothermia. Might be so drunk that I spend $800.

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 6:00 PM

only 9 thumbs up for the tuscan mule: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...erm=tuscan+mule

Brent on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 6:33 PM

Phil, Im down with the xbox idea...do you think we would get there early enough?

Phil on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 6:38 PM

don't know how many people will know about the plan. I think they'll have a minimum of 20 or so. I figure the type of people willing to wait a couple of hours on a saturday night for a video game system will be the same type of people who scour the internet looking for insider info regarding xbox ship dates for xboxen. and say "xboxen" instead of xboxes.

douglas on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 7:31 PM

the best thing about drinking the snow is pete rose slides...joe and b-mac know what i'm talkin' about. as for t-shirts, i'm down for whatever, I'll let the natty sci elders take care of that. joe, no need to tell u, but i may spend the night before new year's at your house just so i can literally drink all day for the party. haven't decided yet. talked to joe yesterday, going out tomorrow night, if anyone's interested.

douglas on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 7:31 PM

i hope someone shoots this stupid bitch:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=390

Bigworm on Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 9:47 PM

Well it's a start.

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2369772005

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 2:08 AM

so, uh, yeah. interesting night.

Jay on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 7:57 AM

phil, what time did you leave o'shea's? Yeah, I'm down with your xbox idea (mostly because it means I get your old one). Stew, you jackass, What did I tell you saturday night? Last night, at o'shea's, Clair came over to us with a sad look on her face and asked "Where's Stewie?" I told you to call her, ass.

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 8:17 AM

i left o'shea's around 11pm. Went to Flanagan's with Claire, Brittney and Laura until 2am. It was an adventure!

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 9:10 AM

An adventure meaning you took all 4 back to your place for a 4-sum?

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 9:15 AM

"Your freaking Carl Lewis"

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/...3408616000.html

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 9:24 AM

not quite that big of an adventure.

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 9:27 AM

Jay - Here's your chance to use your powers for good or for awesome!
Best or Awesome shot at re-making "Don't Fear The Reaper"

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1792632

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 9:45 AM

Philco - T-shirt update?

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 9:47 AM

my sister is working on the design right now...once she gets it wade and I will contact the t-shirt making people.

Jay on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 9:55 AM

Wes, I am a little hesitant to go onto fark from work. Is it about doing a cover of "Don't Fear the Reaper"? Cause I could do that. All I need is...wait for it...MORE COWBELL!

adrian on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 9:56 AM

I figure we should do some low standard, tight bodied, anna kourikova face whore recruiting this weekend. After 10 beers (liquid courage) I should be able to go up to 5-7 girls and get rejected 5-7 times.

adrian on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 9:57 AM

The post above is whore recruiting for the party. I forgot to mention that.

Jay on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 10:04 AM

No, we get it, Adrian.

adrian on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 10:04 AM

So my breakfast this morning consisted of a granola bar and two red bulls. Now that is a breakfast of champions.

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 10:07 AM

mountain dew for breakfast over here...i can feel the pounds coming off as we speak....

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 10:34 AM

Philco - once you get your t-shirt design can you put it on here so we can approve/reject it before we go for mass production?

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 10:39 AM

yup

adrian on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:10 AM

hum...a nattysci eccomerce site...interesting

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:20 AM

The hell with ecommerce - I am more looking for world domination.

Jerome on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:30 AM

Dear Santa, I want to re-create horrible events of history ... with plastic blocks!
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictu...camp/index.html

adrian on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:37 AM

Randolph Morris was the biggest waste of sperm. His father should have "relieved" him self in the toilet the night he was conceived.

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:41 AM

Damn Adrian - you're not bitter are you?

He gets to play next year if he sticks around.

Brock on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:42 AM

I second Wes' vote for world domination... but that's obvious.

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:43 AM

Wow Jerome - that's pretty bad.

Brock on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:45 AM

They had all these things on Morris last night on ESPN with the headings "Lessons Learned." Are you serious? If Jason Osbourne didn't teach every dumbass who thought they could jump to the NBA with 5ppg, I don't who could?

Wait... its not the player... it their clown families that keep feeding their egos in order to mooch off of them later. BURN IN HELL you blood-sucking morons!

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:49 AM

Nice.

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/1205/284480.html

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 11:51 AM

Yep, I blame team Morris for the complete lack of professionalism, however, I seriously doubt it was RM idea to handle things they way they were. He needs to kick his family and friends off his coat tails and continue to practice hard and come back for a huge junior year.

Jay on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 12:00 PM

Wow, Jerome. Were those legos for real? Because even I found that to be in poor taste.

Brent on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 12:32 PM

Phil, don't be another statistic

http://webwire.com/ViewPressRel.asp...D=&aId=6521

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 1:43 PM

Officer O'Neil.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 2:03 PM

This chick is pretty cute - but definately a redneck woman.

http://espn.go.com/outdoors/general..._garrison.html#

Jay on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 2:23 PM

I wonder how much time they spent on this photoshop. It looks like a bad fark entry.

http://money.cnn.com/2005/12/09/new...dex.htm?cnn=yes

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 2:39 PM

Possibly jackass of the year.

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?s...&id=3709331

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 2:44 PM

If the guy above is jackass of the year - these guys are jackasses of the year in England.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_obj...-name_page.html

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 3:39 PM

For anyone who remotely cares - The draw for World Cup 2006 is going on now.

Phil on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 3:46 PM

i need a nap...

adrian on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 3:48 PM

So DHL delivered a package for this chick at work and i signed for it. So i walked up to her desk and said "I got a package for ya" (while raising my eyebrows). Good times!

Jay on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 3:53 PM

How do you still have a job, Adrian?

adrian on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 4:06 PM

Well luckily this chick is my asian princess and she is cool as hell and she is worse then me...sometimes.

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 4:07 PM

And the 2006 world cup draw is complete...USA lands in Group E with: Italy, Ghana, and Czech Republic

Jerome on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 4:07 PM

Sorry for that last link I sent guys. If I had known you guys weren't into Legos, I wouldn't have posted it.

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 4:18 PM

Here is the 2006 world cup break down.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ex.html?cnn=yes

US gets Czech Republic (#2 in FIFA rankings) first game!

adrian on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 4:19 PM

Jerome, no needs for apologies. If someone on this gets offended in any way, then they are a fucking pussy and should not be on this site.

adrian on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 4:21 PM

Correction for post above

if someone on this site...

Jerome on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 4:23 PM

Good lookin' out, Adrian ... In that case ... Did someone say "ASIAN" princess? Oh, it's on! We're gonna round up the yellow posse and throw down. Not only are we all good at math and science, but we all know kung fu.

FYI -- we're also good with chopsticks, we all own restaurants, and we can't get enough of videos where chicks poop in other chicks' mouths.

Bigworm on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 4:42 PM

Asian princess schoolgirls!

Marc on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 5:29 PM

Five-year-old gets pregnant
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=236

Marc on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 5:30 PM

phil maybe time for a new post. perhaps when you get the t-shirt design.

joe on Friday, December 09, 2005 at 6:51 PM

anybody drinking tonight?

Marc on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 3:29 AM

TWO! Count it...TWO...legendary fridays for Douglas. Last week he cause a MILF to take off her wedding ring. And TONIGHT he poured a beer over a hot girls head and then called her boyfriend and told him he did it to keep his woman "in check" Classy. Douglas is my hero.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 7:50 AM

Wow - Marc give me details buddy! Now that is Legendary.

Brent on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 12:53 PM

I hope this story is as cool as it sounds.

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 3:27 PM

Yep I was there, Douglas poured a beer over Scroggin's gf's head because she called him dickless. If you aren't familiar with this girl, she is hot and a hooter's girl. He did call Scroggin and left a message saying he did it to "keep his bitch in check."

joe on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 3:28 PM

hey, anybody remember the time douglas fell down my front stairs on Friday, ya that was funny.

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 6:16 PM

sooo, i manage to put off getting a tired fixed for like three months. and guess what? another tire went flat.

you'd think one of these days I'd learn that I need stop being so damn retarded.

Marc on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 8:09 PM

Phil, where are Cat's t-shirt designs?

Phil on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 8:16 PM

she's working on them. she sent me a design last night that she's still working on...give me a bit and I can upload it...

Green Baron on Saturday, December 10, 2005 at 8:19 PM

Sad:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051211...n_mo/obit_pryor

I'll always remember his classic joke:
Two black guys were walking over a bridge and both decided to take a piss off of it. Once pissing began, one turned to the other and said, "Shit that water's cold". The other reply, "Yah, and it's deep too."

douglas on Sunday, December 11, 2005 at 9:12 PM

tis true I poured beer on a hooters girl, however the funniest part was when her boyfriend, scroggin, called me yesterday laughing his ass off. bros before hos. I've been relatively sober the last two weeks too, can't wait to see what i do new year's....

douglas on Sunday, December 11, 2005 at 9:33 PM

"Bible Fight!" If you saw family guy you should be laughing right now. Also, watched Last Laugh 05 on Comedy Central, heard a great racist joke, "The only thing smaller than a Jew's penis is a black man's to-do list." That's comedy

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 7:58 AM

Yeah, I saw that Family Guy...When it aired like 2 months ago. Way to go, jackass. So did anyone go out on Saturday? I was at home re-playing FF8

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 7:58 AM

Uh...I mean...I was getting it on with a hot chick.

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 8:17 AM

Where you screwing Yuna again? (I bet no one in here will understand that except Big Jay)

Marc on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 8:19 AM

WOW. HUGE DORKS.

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 8:30 AM

...

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:03 AM

Yuna - WTF?

Things are becoming clearer now for Douglas's Legendary night. Marc, you hyped that way up because atleast he knew the chick. From your first post, I thought he just picked a random chick or some chick who blew him off. NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LEGENDARY!

However, it's still very funny!

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:07 AM

This guy laughs in the face of danger...I mean IDENTITY THEFT!

http://www.pcomelet.com/articles1de....asp?NewsNum=40

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:08 AM

Further proof of evolution.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/englis...tent_502661.htm

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:10 AM

I can understand missing your significant other, but come one this is a little creepy!

http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=33194

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:11 AM

If I were Canadian - he'd get my vote.

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Co...path=News/World

Marc on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:28 AM

http://www.innergeek.us/

Marc on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:30 AM

Hey, I had to hype it Douglas was upset to not make the website that week for his MILF. all because crazy-as Lisa's performance showed him up. I was trying to help a brother out.

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:33 AM

so we stopped by BW's on Saturday and Lisa wasn't working and Jay didn't come out. Could this be something or is it a coincidence?

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:45 AM

So i am awaiting the fucking basketball polls to see if UK is out of the top 50.

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:47 AM

I guess my favorite comment that was said Saturday was to fire Tubby Smith and bring back Adolph Rupp.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 9:50 AM

Adrian - who said that?

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:01 AM

Names are not important. The comment was said and all I could do is give a look of total blankness.

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:15 AM

hey, i think we saw crazy lisa out on saturday late. i think I called her a crazy whore and she just laughed...

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:28 AM

Anyone who thinks Phil isn't suave needs to re-evaluate.

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:30 AM

no, no you didn't!

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:33 AM

So I have my year end evaluation review with my manager tomorrow. That ought to go over well.

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:34 AM

No adrian, Yuna is the hot chick from FFX and FFX-2. Rinoa is the hot chick from FFVIII. Come on!

Marc on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:40 AM

Once again. HUGE DORK.

A gallery of Hoax webpages (personally I like the Baby Smasher... but I'm a sick twisted fuck)
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoaxsites.html

Marc on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:42 AM

One of the websites reminded me of this one (which is real)
http://www.geneticsavingsandclone.com/

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:48 AM

if you are going to jerk it to a final fantasy character it has to be Aeris. I am not willing to debate this fact.

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:48 AM

The dead or alive franchise?

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 11:15 AM

19 days till GBITT 2005/2006 - Philco any progress for shirts?

Joe - everything in order, what do we need to bring (mo' bitches is obvious)?

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 11:26 AM

Mo bitches is a given

What I see right now is Chris, Joanna and I are are providing a keg and jello shots. We will have the traditional beer dogs, chili and queso. All other alcohol and food is up to everyone else.

Wes - Jager Machine

Wing Commander - Tent and heaters

Depending what time anybody plans to show up I might light up the grill. Let me know something, who is bringing what and so forth.

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 11:27 AM

lets try to finalize this.

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 12:06 PM

I need to get laid. Aside from that, I told you I'll come over friday (i'm off all day, so I can come over whenever) and help get the place straigtened up. On saturday, I will be coming over early (around 3 or so). If anyone wants to ride with me to reduce the number of cars, let me know. But know that I will be staying the night, so plan for that as well. As far as food goes, I don't know what i'm going to bring. And alcohol, I'm bringing some community jager and tuaca (oh, we're having tuscan mules), and maybe some tequila or rum.

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 12:21 PM

I saw a draft of the t-shirts from the graphic designer and they are very classy, almost too classy for natty sci taste.

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 12:24 PM

What are you talking about, Joe? Natty Sci's nothin' but class.

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 12:24 PM

When are we going to see the design? Can someone e-mail it to me?

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 12:30 PM

uh, jay, tuscan mules are for the ladies...hold on with the design. i have two of them I need to upload for your viewing pleasure...

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 12:39 PM

Hey, I'll try a tuscan mule once.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 1:05 PM

Nice - way to go fellas. As far as food - Abby and I will bring some buffalo style chicken tenders and here is the question - should i bring a fifth of jager or a case or redbull?

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 1:11 PM

So you guys know:

searched for "Tuscan Mule" on google...urban dictionary was the #1 hit. Spectacular.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 1:11 PM

Philco, Marc, and whoever else - Trivia this evening what time does it start and what time will you be there?

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 1:29 PM

trivia 7:00.

Marc on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 1:39 PM

i'll be there at 7 wes

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:14 PM

Wes, I'd say bring a case of redbull (Actually, I'd say bring both, but I don't think abby would let you). As I said, I'm bringing jager, and I'm assuming other people will be bringing it as well.

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:19 PM

All I know is the keg and the jager machine will be seperate this year.

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:21 PM

Philco, I'm still waiting for the t-shirt design.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:26 PM

This is pretty cool

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/l...-main-tabheads1

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:27 PM

Damn straight the keg and Jager will be seperated this year. If not, that is a disaster waiting to happen - look at me last year!

Okay - case of redbull wins - a case is 48 cans of redbull..does anyone think we will need more and if so is anyone else gonna bring more?

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:29 PM

Okay, now I know my brothers and I fought growing up..but this might be a little extreme.

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/st...date=12/12/2005

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:39 PM

That is pretty extreme. At least you shot me with a bb gun

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:55 PM

Hey - you probably didn't deserve to be shot with the bb gun, but c'mon it probably didn't hurt that bad. You could see the arc in the bb travel path..maybe not at the 10 feet that I was at..but definately at 50 feet or so.

I am sure you were being a little turd about something though.

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