Getting Bent in the Tent 05-06

ok, here are the two designs for the t-shirts my sister has done. classy. they are in acrobat format, so you'll need Acrobat reader. You can download it from acrobat.com if for some reason you don't already have it

If you have some suggestions, she should have some time to make some adjustments here and there for the design. My vote is go with one of those with a small www.nattysci.com on the back near the neck with the text "Tell Her About The Website!" written in small letters beneith it. That would be smoooove.

I figured the other post was getting rediculous, so here's a new one.

Posted by Phil on December 12th, in the afternoon | 891 comments

Comments

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:48 PM

ok, new post...

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:50 PM

nice

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 2:59 PM

I vote to put www.nattysci.com on the back near the neck like you suggested...we can put "tell her about the website" or "a place for the drinking man" on the backs.

Do we want Get Bent in the Tent or Gettin' Bent in the Tent, that is the question.

Other than that, I like them. Classy.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:01 PM

One thing I did notice...

Design 1 - New Years 2005 - should this be New Years Eve 2005 or New Years 2006?

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:24 PM

I say we change new years exravaganZA on the back to something more clever. As for new years 06 or new years eve 05 it doesn't matter to me.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:27 PM

Instead of New Years Extravaganza....

good call Joe..we need something more creative than that.

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:32 PM

A co-worker just downloaded google earth. If you have some spare time you should download it. This software is fucking awesome. You thought google maps was cool, wait til you mess around with google earth.

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:33 PM

here we can have something good..."Pitchin' a tent for the ladies", "tell her about the website", "a place for the drinking man" or "the reason laws were made".

phil's sister, cat on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:39 PM

Hi boys... here is the artist at your service. I am on lunch break and have a bit of time to work on some updates - I personally like "Pitchin' a tent for the ladies" for the back . And for 2005/ 2006 debate... I think if you specificy it as New Years EVE then you say 2005. Otherwise the New Year in question would be 2006. 2005 is OLD.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:46 PM

I can handle Pitchin' a tent for the ladies.

Phil's sister, cat - yeah i agree but I am assuming that their are people out there of lesser "N-TL-A-GENTS" than us so we may need to spell it out for them to assure our shirts aren't old.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:47 PM

However, you are the professional so you tell us what is good and I am game for it.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:54 PM

Can you make Douglas a special shirt that has the tagline:

Keep Bitches in Check Since 2005

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:55 PM

Keepin' Bitches in Check Since 2005

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:56 PM

hey adrian (or anyone else who is into speakers and the such): how do these speakers look for my living room: http://www.audioholics.com/productr...esMicra6p1.html

They are around $500 bucks at best buy, but amazon has them onsale right now for $300...good buy for the price?

i'm also looking at the Samsung DVD-HD850 (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...661757?n=172282) and the Pioneer VSX-815k for the receiver (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...661757?n=507846)

phil's sister, cat on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 3:58 PM

A quick google search took me to this website. http://www.giantclub.com/nye2006b/ LA must know what they are doing. I think it's New Years 2006.

Is it "Gettin' bent" or "Get Bent"? And who is Bigworm? Or are you not allowed to reveal your true identity on NattySci?

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:01 PM

yeah, new years 2006 it is.

and bigworm is wes...he's been grandfathered in on the no-nickname policy.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:05 PM

I could tell you..but then I'd have to kill you.

Now I have to kill Philco.

joe on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:05 PM

I say "gettin' bent in the tent"

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:06 PM

Phil's sister, cat. It's been a year since I've talked to you (Christmas night '04). The t-shirt looks decent. I like the the caption "We're the reason laws are made. Although it doesn't really have anything to do with new years.

Jay on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:06 PM

Definitely "Gettin' Bent in the Tent" though.

phil's sister, cat on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:19 PM

Jay, yes, long time no talk. Will you be out with the Scott/Stepien clan this Christmas? Also (Phil - earmuff it) I will be in town for Phil's birthday for the first time in like 6 years so if there is something going on I want to know about it.

So Shirt talk:
1) Change 05-06 to 2006
2) Change to "Gettin' Bent"
3) Add "Pitchin' a tent for the ladies" to back neck
4) Since we changed "New Years Extravaganza" to the Pitch a tent thing, I think it should say somewhere that it's for new years 2006. So I threw that in there.

Oh yeah - usually there is a little flag or something protruding from the pointy part of the tent. Anything clever you want protruding up there? (Keep it clean, I'm phil's little sister)

what else? (i'm working on these changes now)

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:29 PM

Phil, if i were you, I would look into a high powered Yamaha home theatre receiver. They are top notch. The speakers you posted don’t look that bad but I am not familiar with that brand. I know Klipsch make a good speaker and so does Polk or Inifinity. I don’t know how much you are looking to spend but since you are forking out a lot of money for the tv, I think you should have a complimentary audio system for the plasma. If you want I will look around for some receivers for you and see what I can come up with.

adrian on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:31 PM

Can we intergrate "Pukin' Rally" into the shirt?

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:36 PM

i heard rumors of this, but it looks to be official: Stanley also out for the Gator Bowl: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls...tory?id=2256878

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:39 PM

yeah, Va Tech was already gonna break out the whippin' stick with healthy starters..this could get real ugly really quick.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:44 PM

We could put something like on the tent flag:
1. 4 DA LADIES
2. Tuaca (main tuscan mule ingredient)
3. Natty Sci
4. Puke-N-Rally (my fave)
5. KBIC (Keepin' Bitches In Check)
6. 1st Annual
7. Brock is Queer
8. Isaac is a Douche
9. Jay is a Virgin
10. Wes is a goatfucker

really endless possibilities

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:48 PM

Philco - with respect to surround sound speakers it really depends your use for these. If you only want to watch movies or tv shows in surround sound then those speakers will probably do just fine. The big question is music - that is actually how you tell some good speakers you listen to music that has an assortment of different pitches to make sure you can hear all the variety of sounds and pitches...any speaker will sound decent for movies...that simply depends on how many watts you are pushing through your system and atleast a 1/2 way decent speaker.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:49 PM

but I'd recommend some yamaha speakers...they are pretty decent and not very expensive i don't think if you get them in the package.

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:54 PM

Philco - I'd look for something like this

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage...d=1077630837717

or they have others on bestbuy website so just look around. They have some Denon which is a good audio brand too.

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:56 PM

yeah, let's look at my tv watching habits:

1) sports
2) video games
3) shows like family guy or arrested development.

but, as some have pointed out, do I want a sound system that will blow the dress off a chick or not?

from what I've read about these speakers is that they are really quite good for the price. I don't think I'll be dropping more than $1000 on something I really can't appreciate anyways. I understand nice, big picture. But I don't watch action movies for the most part, and I don't listen to music in my living room either.

I think Jerome and I are going to head up to ovation and check out what they have. But man, $300 for a set of $600 speakers...

Bigworm on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 4:59 PM

Philco - Your current system is about $670 bucks plus shipping or you can do this: Same product as above but for $762. Believe me, this system is much better than the $92 dollar difference.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...726204?n=172282

Phil on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 5:27 PM

ah, but the system you listed is 6.1 and also doesn't do upscanning...

i'm not too worried about the price. the setup that I put together is like $1000 without the amazon.com special savings and crap. well, i'd like to keep it below $1000 just because I'm too deaf to enjoy anything better.

stew on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 7:30 PM

This might be in bad taste-but then, when has that ever stopped me? It looks like Tookie will be taking his final C-walk tonight.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Green Baron on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 8:12 PM

It's official, Atlanta fans are the absolute worst in the world.
It's Monday Night Football, it's the playoff-bound (likely) Falcons. It's 3 hours before the game. There's a party being attempted by the city outside the stadium, I'm standing 50 yards from the stadium, with 20 people. No, I didn't say 200, or 2000, I said 20 people. I cannot believe how fucking lame Atlanta is.

Right now I'm in my hotel room, sitting on the shitter, the absolutely most exciting thing to do in downtown Atlanta. I think I will submit that to the MSN city guide as a recommended event.

God Atlanta fucking sucks. Sherman did them a favor.

Brock on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:40 PM

Phil, if you are really interested in some quality sound and you are going to spend that much money, you have to go with BOSE. You are wasting your money on anything else.

Brock on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 10:43 PM

By the way, if a water main breaks outside your apartment, and you are without water for 3 days, that sucks.

Almost as bad as when they get it back on... 3 days pass, and you drink some tap water and get Salmonella poisoning. I think there is a lawsuit in their somewhere. Salmonella poisoning really sucks. Its like the morning after a ridiculous night of drinking, pulling a Wrecking Crew, but not actually enjoying the Woodford or the dumb antics.

Oh, then they cut off my gas, so I couldn't boil any water. Someone is just being a dick. Luckily I'm dating a registered nurse.

douglas on Monday, December 12, 2005 at 11:12 PM

wes, get it right, i've been keepin' bitches in check since '88, not '05, you guys just haven't had the luxury of seeing me in my prime. update on the beer spill, scroggin told me he ended up getting in an argument with ashley, not b/c of what i did, but b/c he made fun of her for it. apparently she had done that to him one night, and he had the balls to ask her how it felt. he hasn't been laid since then. poor guy. i'm a real dr. phil.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:03 AM

Douglas - I heard the story in its entirity today..well done my friend...well done.

Dr. Phil doesn't have anything on you.

Jay on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 7:54 AM

Douglas, that is awsome. And wes, you weren't pulling any punches with your t-shirt slogans. OUCH. I like Joe's slogan of "Natty Sci, Do or Die"

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 8:21 AM

So you are saying "natty sci do or die" on the tent flag?

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 9:10 AM

Jay - when was pulling punches ever my style?

adrian on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 9:39 AM

Will the shirts be ready for New Years?

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 9:59 AM

From Douglas

Click on the link and use your arrow keys to get Santa drunk. This is
really funny!

Don't touch the train track!

In the essence of holiday stress, thought you might take a moment from
your busy, busy lives to demonstrate your keyboarding prowess.

Use your arrow keys to take Santa to his goal of complete alcoholic oblivion!


>http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf

Hint: If you eat the cakes it will help!

Jay on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 10:06 AM

How long will it take to get the t-shirts made?

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 10:25 AM

anyone have any decent outdoor lighting for the tent? All I have are the x-mas lights that are up in the garage.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 10:32 AM

Fellas - if you take offense to my slogans - Philco should remove your posting rights.

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 10:53 AM

I second that...and if you do take offense at least make a solid comeback like calling wes a douchebag

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 11:29 AM

Word.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 11:31 AM

Brock too bad you aren't dating MacGyver cause he could fix all your problems with ease.

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 11:31 AM

I thought this was funny

’Twas the week before Dream Game, and all through the Blue house
Lots of Cat fans were stirring, sayin’ Tubby’s a louse
Their heads are hung low, after IU brought despair
With no hope in sight, ‘cause St. Rick soon will be there

Cat fans lay awake, just shaking in bed
While visions of Shegari air balls, dance in their heads
Sayin’, "Sparks is a Turd, this team is for crap,
We were creamed by the Hoosiers, I need a long winter’s nap."

On the message boards and talk shows, there arose such a clatter
‘Cause ‘Ol Rick’s gonna hand 'em, their ass on a platter
Cat fans have now turned on their own, they’re not talkin’ trash
They’ve thrown in the towel, and it’s Tubby they bash

The dawn of a new season, and the new AP Poll
Gives the Cat fans visions, of a new NIT low
Soon, what to their wondering eyes will appear
A man with dark hair, and lots of good cheer

With Willard and Menzies, so lively and quick
They’ll know in a moment it must be St Rick
More rapid than Hoosiers his Cardinals they’ll come
And he’ll whistle, and shout out, "Beat the Cats like a drum!"

"Now Taquan! Now, Tello! Now, Padgett and Jenkins!
On, TWill! On, Johnson! On, Perrin, keep Pressin’!"
All over the court! Keep their backs to the wall!
Now dish away! Hit the Trey! Bang Boards for the ball!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
Cat fans see big trouble, in Rick’s Cards who can sky
Soon down to Rupp the Cards they will swoop
With Rick’s bag full of tricks, and all of his troops

Yes, soon, in a twinkling, they’ll hear on the roof
The dribbling and footsteps of Cards on the hoof
Now they’re shakin’ their heads, with no hope to be found
’Cause they know St Rick is soon to a bound

He’ll be dressed in Armani, from his head to his toe
And his team will be ready, to kick ass and roll
No bundle of Toys will be flung on his back
And he’ll look like a million, as the Cardinals attack

His eyes-how they twinkle! His dimples-how merry!
Their weakness he’ll expose, like Sparks and Shegari
Our Top Ten team will kill ‘em they know
Like Iowa, IU, and the Tar Heels, as they watch their season go

The fuming of the Cat fans, makes them grit their teeth
And the smoke it encircles their heads like a wreath
They all have sad faces, and they’re sick to their belly
'Cause their Cats are as soft, as a bowlful of jelly!

Led by Chubby and Sparks, a right testy little elf
I laugh when I think of, the Cats in the NIT to myself!
A wink of Rick’s eye and a twist of his head
Will soon give them to know they have everything to dread

He’ll have lots to say, and go straight to his work
Of skinning the Wildcats, as they call him a jerk
And laying his finger aside of his nose
He’ll give them a nod, as from the Rupp court he goes!

The Wildcats he’ll slay, then to his team give a whistle
And away they’ll all fly, like the down of a thistle
I can’t wait to hear him exclaim, as he drives out of sight,
"Happy Cardinal Christmas to all, and to the Cats a good-NITe!"

adrian on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 11:41 AM

FAG!

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 11:45 AM

you know you like it

Jay on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 11:52 AM

Wes, I wasn't saying I was offended. I mean, you gotta respect a wicked burn. But it does hurt a little.

Jay on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 11:55 AM

What did she fall onto?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/13/sk...e.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 11:55 AM

Jay you have 3 ways of looking at it:
1. A Wicked Burn
2. Motivation
3. The Sad Truth

Maybe we can put: "End the Streak" on the shirts for xota?

adrian on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 11:55 AM

Which part hurt you Big Jay? Calling Brock a queer?

Come On.......Come On!

Jay on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 12:09 PM

I see it as all three. Looks like I'm making a trip tonight to b-dubs to see if lisa can do anything about it.

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 1:38 PM

So is this streak more impressive then Cal Ripken's ironman streak?

Phil on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 1:56 PM

http://www.velocityweekly.com/sound...opup_hpy10.html

i'm just saying

Wing Commander on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 1:59 PM

Shirts look good. Guys you need to sign off on something soon....

Jay on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:04 PM

Phil, tell your sister to get on it.

Brock on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:08 PM

Saying "Brock is a queer" isn't even a punch, its a lame rehash of an insult made years ago to everyone reading this.
Burket used to call EVERYTHING gay, so its kind of lost its meaning.
It would be like me calling Wes a douche... unoriginal, because everyone is calling everyone a douche lately.

Try something new like: Wes is a child molester.

Brock on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:10 PM

Did Phil just bust Marc's secret love affair? Nice work Marc.. tell these choades to put up or shut up.

Jay on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:11 PM

Um...Brock, I hate to tell you this, but "Wes is a child molester" is even older than "Brock is gay". So that's just dredging up something from buried natty sci history.

Brock on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:12 PM

Oh, and since I'm catching up.

The tent sign should say one of the following:

1. Drink, its tradition
2. The NattySci symbol. Lynnie made a nice version I may be able to dig up and scan.
3. Since 2001 (or whenever the hell we did the first one in the empty Burket house)

Brock on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:14 PM

Jay, you're right... I completely forgot about that. I thought I was being original. I guess that proves the point that we've used almost every insult on everyone,

therefore: Wes is a Nice Guy.

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:21 PM

since '00-'01.

Marc on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:21 PM

Octopus vs. Shark - Place your bets
http://ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/octopusvsshark.html

Marc on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:25 PM

http://www.costofsex.com/cost_of_getting_laid.html

Phil on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:32 PM

wow, the cost of me having sex: infinity.

fuck.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:35 PM

Alright Brock now that is just too damn offensive. Call me a child molester before you do a nice guy!

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:39 PM

That's the problem Phil - You must fuck in order to lower infinity. I am quite positive you have had the opportunity lately.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:42 PM

How long till they begin to look like PRNSTARS?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051213...b2MwBHNlYwM3Mzg-

Brock on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:45 PM

Sweet, less than $30 per lay!

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:45 PM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!

The Eye-Towel-Yuns fear US!

http://sports.yahoo.com/sow/news;_y...p&type=lgns

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 2:49 PM

50 musicians who died too damn soon.

http://www.nbc4.tv/slideshow/news/5...ews;dm=ss;w=400

joe on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 3:37 PM

anything good out there? I'm bored and yahoo music stand up comedy is getting old

phil's sister, cat on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 3:49 PM

Hey boys. After my lunch break yesterday I got a giant project thrown at me and ended up being at work until 10:30 - so needless to say I didn't work on it much yesterday. But I just skimmed through your comments and came up with this design. The flag on the front tent reads "Puke-N-Rally" and the flag on the back says "Do or Die" (Natty Sci didn't fit in there... it's a small space. I could probably make it fit if necessary). Anyway hopefully this is good.... www.cat-scratches.com/GBITT06-2_1.pdf

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 3:55 PM

Nice design I think - I like them.

Great Job Cat - Thanks for your hard work for us retards!

stew on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 4:00 PM

I'm not sure if this has been edited or not, but it's still pretty damn funny:
http://www.break.com/articles/siske...ert.html?t=4431

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 4:50 PM

Funny stuff.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,178476,00.html

Phil on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 5:14 PM

looks like word is getting out on the xbox shipments: http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/675/675415p1.html

phil's sister, cat on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 6:07 PM

here they are, bigger and better than ever. Last call for changes. I will send native artwork to my brother to take care of actual ordering, etc.

http://www.cat-scratches.com/GBITT06-front.pdf
http://www.cat-scratches.com/GBITT06-back.pdf

Phil on Tuesday, December 13, 2005 at 6:12 PM

my vote is to make the back smaller. i've never been a huge fan of "stuff on the back" t-shirts...they remind me too much of the old crappy cross country t-shirts with weird ads on the back of them.

just my vote though...

Wing Commander on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 2:33 AM

I wanna see none of this at GBITT:

http://gorillamask.net/cryfan.shtml

"It's still real to me DAMNIT!"

phil's sister, cat on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 2:33 AM

smaller as in less stuff? or just reduce size of artwork?

Jay on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 8:16 AM

Don't listen to your brother, Cat, I think the back is brilliant.

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 8:36 AM

rumor on the street is that Nick Petrino, bobby petrino's son, star QB at Trinity, was caught "trafficking drugs at school. I have heard he was kicked out, I have heard he was kicked out and will spend a sememster at Ballard and come back to Trinity next year, and I have heard nothing will happen. Anybody else heard anything, Brock?

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 9:42 AM

Lively sight today

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:01 AM

Of course nothing will happen to Lil' Nicky! He is their starting quarterback and they just won a state championship. Not to mention I am sure Bobby P gives some money to the school to make things go away. The probably down graded his status to possession instead of trafficking, which is a suspension, but you have to have him back for football next year.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:02 AM

No favortism at all.

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:04 AM

merely a flesh wound

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:09 AM

For Xota - Most Villainous moments in comics history.

http://comics.ign.com/articles/672/672586p1.html

Personally #6 should have been higher, it's the freakin' Man of Steel.

Jay on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:21 AM

I actually have the comic where Wolvie gets the adamantium ripped from his body. The whole "Fatal Attractions" story arc was pretty intense. And yes, the "Heroes Reborn" story arc sucked. And DC sucks.

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:50 AM

i have cable now. hooray!

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 10:55 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...520890&rd=1

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 11:12 AM

so is your tv set up yet?

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 11:15 AM

once we get the wall mounts we'll get it up on the wall, we are ready to go otherwise. If I don't have wall mounts by Saturday I will just sit up against the wall or something...

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 11:24 AM

let me know what you think about the wall mounted TV philco - I am trying to figure out if I want to buy a wall mounted one for the basement or one upstairs and move my DLP downstairs when we finish the basement.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 11:25 AM

That ebay item is pretty good. If it was cheaper I'd bid on it. Maybe we can get a pull of cash and make him wear Natty Sci stuff and keep him updated on flag football.

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 11:26 AM

make him wear a natty sci shocker foam finger to GBITT

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 12:15 PM

if you have a spare $1000, you can get an xbox 360 along with Kameo: Elements of Power, Project Gotham Racing 3, Perfect Dark Zero, Quake 4, GUN, Call of Duty 2, Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, Ridge Racer 6, NBA 2K6, and Condemned from toys r us: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...=A3UN6WX5RRO2AG

Jay on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 12:42 PM

Looks like I need to hurry if I want a mail-order bride.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Jay on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 12:50 PM

I have one question. Why is the t-shirt green?

stew on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 1:11 PM

Joe, where did you hear that Nick Petrino rumour?

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 1:23 PM

FANTASTIC!

http://www.recordonline.com/archive...5/12/14/sn.html

Brock on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 1:26 PM

I'll call my brother later today to find out, but I doubt that rumor is true... it's just some St.X kid making stuff up probably.

The biggest rumor is that when little Petrino graduates next year, Beatty is moving up to the UofL staff.

Jay on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 1:48 PM

That article was hilarious, Wes. Hopefully the content won't get me fired.

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 1:56 PM

i heard the rumor from a guy at work whose cousin goes to trinity and from my mom's friend whose son is a student at Trinity.

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 2:01 PM

i have heard the Beatty one also

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 2:36 PM

i think we might mount it on the wall tomorrow, so we'll figure it out. should be good times...

Jerome on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 2:59 PM

If there are less chicks at GBITT than there should be, we may need to consider the fact that THIS is where they all went ...

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/myparty.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:00 PM

btw, if people want to watch the Louisville vs Kentucky game at my place I should be able to entertain.

I have room for four on the couch, my lucky chair, and then I can put my three bar stools up for stadium seating whichs brings us to seating for 8...and my TV should be set up so we can watch it in the glory of HD.

stew on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:00 PM

Since snow penises are the current topic:
http://college.break.com/articles/snowpenis.html

adrian on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:01 PM

So i went to the Gym during lunch and there were two smokin' hot females doing ab exercises and squats. After they did a set of squats they started feeling each others ass. One girl was like i like how your butt feels and the other chick was like i like how your stomach looks. And they were all touchy and feely and sweaty.

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:03 PM

and what did you do?

adrian on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:04 PM

I wouldn't mind watching the game on the new plasma

Jerome on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:05 PM

I don't know what Adrian did, but I think I would've probably retreated to my own corner to get all touchy and feely and sweaty.

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:05 PM

that unix.rulez.org has some interesting photos...

anyways, dibs on the chick second from the left: http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictu.../physchicks.jpg

adrian on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:06 PM

I was on a leg curl machine and just stared the entire time. I lost track of how many i did because i kept staring at them the entire time. Needless to say, when i got off the machine, my legs were hurting.

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:11 PM

Did you tell them you liked the way there asses felt?

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:16 PM

picture of adrian. and well anyone else who likes girls: http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictu...a_sharapova.jpg

adrian on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:18 PM

Damn she is hot

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:22 PM

by picture of adrian, i meant picture for adrian. unless I was implying adrian would be one of the guys staring at her butt.

yeah, ignore this post. i was right to begin with.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:28 PM

OKay so the headline on fark is something like: Chinese hired man to beat up penguins - which i was like..WTF? and thinking will why whould they do that and was kind of upset.

http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=4243395

Then I clicked on the link and it was about nuns..so now I am okay! Attack the nuns...but leave the penguins alone.

stew on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:31 PM

Here's another great Santa game,
http://www.break.com/articles/santa...ide.html?t=4435

Marc on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:40 PM

a coupon for jay
http://www.hodgedup.com/lap-dance-coupon

adrian on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:41 PM

So I weighed myself at the Gym today and I was at 202lbs. So i have almost dropped fourty pounds over the past year. Not bad at all. Hopefully i will be in shape for some mountain biking in spring!

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:43 PM

So I weighed myself the other day and I was 196. So I have gained 30 lbs. since I broke my jaw. Not bad at all. Hopefully i will be in shape for some drinking!

Marc on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:43 PM

a coupon for Adrian
http://www.hodgedup.com/hand-job-coupon

adrian on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:49 PM

I wonder if i could redeem that coupon with hott Jen. That would be awesome.

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:50 PM

is hot jen coming to new years? because she should...

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:56 PM

Weighed myself this morning and I am tipping the scale at 230...you 2 are some little bitches....or I'm just fat.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 3:56 PM

So if i get down to 200 I can buy an xbox 360 and some games as a reward....i guess maybe i will start working out again.

adrian on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 4:00 PM

Phil hot Jen will never, ever ever ever be brought around nattysci. Period!

stew on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 4:03 PM

Here's something we've been having fun with at work:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket2.html

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 4:03 PM

quit fooling yourself bigworm, just keep eating and drinking.

Brock on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 4:08 PM

Damn Wes, you fat piece of shit, you weigh more than me, at 225, way to go sea-cow!

joe on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 4:20 PM

something we need to work on:

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...log/11_29.shtml

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 4:25 PM

i've gotten like three or four calls from b-mac today...i think he's having cell phone issues or has been kidnapped.

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 4:28 PM

i full intend on saying "It was nice to meet you! Wait! Don't forget to take my manhood... You left it on your chair."

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 4:38 PM

Can we change the Flag on the back of the t-shirt to: WWBD

What Would Barney Do?

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 4:59 PM

Brock - You're like 5'6 though...atleast I am 6'1"

Brock on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 5:31 PM

I'm a little taller than 5'6" - I thought you used to be 6'2? Has all the weight crushed your knees an inch?

Marc on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 5:40 PM

Phil and I got mentioned in the Leo for Trivia
http://www.goerie.com/apps/pbcs.dll...=73229463596175

Phil on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 5:50 PM

how did I get screwed? didn't I show up and talk to that dude complete smashed? damn it!

Marc on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 5:58 PM

Yup you were drunk ( FREE GUINESS DAY) and you showed up for the last two questions which you didn't really answer. And you still got the funnier quote. bastard. He didn't even mention my rationale for "The FEMA of Trivia." "Because we come and late and do a horrible job." except for that night anyway.

Marc on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 6:38 PM

Phil, possibly good news for Arrested Development
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsA...;archived=False

Brock on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 11:06 PM

“I hate it, but I’m uncomfortably drawn to it,” 26-year-old Phil Scott, of team trivia, said with a smirk.

Didn't they misquote you Phil, or were you stumbling over your words? Because isn't the phrase:

"I hate it, but I'm UNCONTROLABLY drawn to it."

Brent on Wednesday, December 14, 2005 at 11:26 PM

You guys are a couple local celebrities, like Tom Wills and John Boel.

stew on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 12:01 AM

Google Earth is fucking awesome!!!! Best program EVER!!

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 4:41 AM

i believe brock is right about the quote. i was also at my 10th beer in one hour at that point. i apologize.

uncomfotably drawn to it is still a classic.

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 7:45 AM

I personally liked, "It’s more money for food and beer,” beamed teammate Marc Oldham, 26.
Added Scott, thoughtfully, “This really justifies the 80 grand I spent on college.”

Jay on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 7:54 AM

Back to the topic of wieght loss...I'm now down to 287. Thats 17 pounds in the last six months or so. Better watch it, wes. By the time abby divorces you, I should already be down to dating weight. Then you will have some serious competition.

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 8:18 AM

I should be over 200 after lunch today. Work outing at Dynasty Buffet. We are having a competition to see who can eat the most chicken on a stick.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 9:35 AM

That's not chicken.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 9:41 AM

They could have atleast bought the kid an xbox 360 and some games, something better than a calculator.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,...5580123,00.html

adrian on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 10:04 AM

So tonight is my work Christmas party and apparently there are several ipods and maybe a mac mini as some of the gifts you can win. The ipod would be a nice gift.

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 10:11 AM

so we were playing around at work today and this guy had a brilliant idea to google peoples names. Under my name there were quite a few nattysci posts. One proclaimed me poster child of nattysci drinking and referenced my night waking up in the hospital. Go me!

Jay on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 10:11 AM

We're having our christmas party next week. We pay a dollar to have punch and cookies. However, everyone from the building will be there, including the scores of chicks from the state police lab and the health services lab. Alright.

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 11:06 AM

Anyone up for Genny's tonight?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 11:31 AM

I can't tonight..I have to be at home to receive some goofy ass package.

Jay on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 11:54 AM

I'm going out to eat with my dad. Otherwise I'd so be there.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 12:03 PM

is King Kong racist?

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash6.htm

you decide.

Jay on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 12:08 PM

Right, because Matt Drudge is such an upstanding journalist.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 12:09 PM

Like snakes on a plane, add super glue to the shopping list.

http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/athletes...er/entry3.shtml

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 12:14 PM

rejected x-men characters.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1803529

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 1:22 PM

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6141240.html

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a xbox 360?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a xbox 360 you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a xbox 360 I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with video games.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 1:37 PM

the best about the leo article besides the fact that I was able to show everyone how famous I am at O'shea's last night is that we now know turner's last name. And the fact that he feals that true lies "provides a nice counterpoint" to the rest of the The Arnold Schwarzenegger Collection.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...671148?v=glance

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:08 PM

I completely believe xmas has gotten out of hand. For example, I worked with Indians (jewel not feathers) and they buy each other xmas gifts.

I remember asking Sajel about this practice and informed her that it's a religious holiday. Let me tell you, the look on her face was priceless.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051214...s/slasher_santa

Jay on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:09 PM

What is turner's last name?

Jay on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:22 PM

So I think my Hg analyzer had a stroke or something. It's giving me really inconsistent results. Of course, it could be due to the fact I left the Hg lamp on all weekend. However, we've had a new lamp on order for a couple of weeks. Apparently there is a back order with the company. It seems there have been all kinds of problems with the lamps. So maybe it's not my fault.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:24 PM

NBA cheerleaders - because they're hot.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.2.html

yep, the black chick on the right, that's camel toe!

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:31 PM

Randolph Morris is back for conference play 14 game suspension

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:37 PM

Do you know what the funny thing is though, on the UK boards that has been my prediction. I figured they would hit him harder than the NCAA guidelines which is 30%, but not do the entire year. Making me look like a genius, and I did postulate all this before the initial ruling.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:42 PM

article.

http://kentucky.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=491627

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:53 PM

Way to go Moe..way to make us UK fans proud buddy. Definately deserves a Natty Sci t-shirt.

http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/MIN/9098604

Phil on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:55 PM

big jay, cue the lights...it's BONER time: http://cgi.ebay.com/8-Ft-One-of-a-K...bayphotohosting

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 2:56 PM

That is pretty cool Philco.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 3:09 PM

NBA player effeciency ratings.

http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/holl...rue%26pos%3dall

#3 was a shock.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 3:12 PM

Fight in Air, Space, Cyberspace - yep that's right the Air Force.

http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123013440

Green Baron on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 4:04 PM

So I saw Chris and Rich Robinson, from the Black Crowes, at the bar of the restaurant we were eating at in Atlanta.
I didn't go up and say hi or anything, but now I am regretting that. I could have touched the hand that has been all over Kate Hudson's body. Oh wait....what hand hasn't been all over Kate Hudson.

joe on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 4:14 PM

A guy at work wants to know if Jesssica Alba has any nude scenes in a movie? anyone?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 4:50 PM

spousal abuse exists in civil unions. The first civil union divorce!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051215...ont_civil_union

Bigworm on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 4:51 PM

Joe - sin city is probably as close as you are gonna find. She has made the comment that she'd bare it all for the right part, so i doubt there is anything out there yet. Unless you count the movies the go on in my head.

Jay on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 7:28 PM

She was in a movie where her character showed the goods, although in all likelyhood it was a body double.

adrian on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 10:28 PM

Well tonight at our christmas party, everyone employee there got an apple ipod nano 4 gig. I was pretty shocked.

stew on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 10:35 PM

Joe, Jessica Alba has never done a nude scene.

Jerome on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 11:23 PM

Game on, fellas. Remember to lead with your throw:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_lin...m?link_id=14306

Brent on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 2:18 AM

http://srs.targetpoint.com/external...a_alba.htm#exit

Jay on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 7:46 AM

I think brent had an anurism or something. And I pray to god that I spelled anurism right.

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 9:13 AM

Funny poem I found on UK message board.

Randolph the 6'10 Center
Had a very large ego
He tried to leave Kentucky
To get drafted to the pros

All of the other teammates
Tried to make him stay in vain
They knew that Freshman Randolph
Didn't have a Pro-Style game

Then one foggy Wednesday eve
Tubby found a fax
and in one big moment
the fans said kiss our Big Blue ass

Then all the other coaches
were full of fear and hate
Cause after January 10th
the Cats will go for eight.

GO CATS!!

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 9:36 AM

Worst-Job-Ever http://media.putfile.com/Worst-Job-Ever

if people around you give a shit you might want headphones

Jay on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 10:09 AM

In the spirit of the game tomorrow, I think I'm going to start trouble with all of the cats fans around here.

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 10:12 AM

Then all the other coaches
were full of fear and hate
Cause after January 10th
the Cats will go for eight.

best trash talking today so far has been in reference to this. by eight you eighth win of the season.

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 10:35 AM

Some programs like UofL measure success by winning games...our's is the measuring stick in college basketball...and we count success by winning championships. We have 7 national championships banners hanging..what about you?

adrian on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 10:52 AM

I think the power house Terance Farley will be the X-Factor tomorrow. If we can stop Farley it is over!

I went to school with Terance Farley's brother. He smelled like shit. His body odar filled the class room. I just thought i would share that.

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:00 AM

the sad thing is I think farley is better then alleyne and orbzut

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:09 AM

Regardless all 3 suck..in fact I'd love to see those 3 and carter on the floor at the same time!

adrian on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:11 AM

Well one thing louisville has got going for them is that they have a player with like five first names. Now that is most impressive.

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:11 AM

this never gets old

http://media.putfile.com/Family-Guy...er-Jelly-Time37

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:14 AM

are you talking about juan fellatio dirty sanchez palacios

adrian on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:16 AM

That would be the one....What is his "real" full name?

Brock on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:21 AM

I can't beleive I forgot THE game was coming up tomorrow. I've been getting hyped about the UC-Tennessee Tech matchup. Thanks to NZ I'm preparing for games I used to just assume were blowouts.

By the way... SEVENDUST is coming to the Nati in February.
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/16003B8FA5FE9152

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:28 AM

http://media.putfile.com/familyguy-mortal-kombat

juan diego tello palacios

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:44 AM

Have a few hours to kill. World Domination!!!!! You can play against Osama, Hussein, Jong, etc.

http://www.addictinggames.com/worlddomination.html

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 11:58 AM

t-shirt worthy

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 12:02 PM

World Domination....the world is mine...Bwaaaaaahhh!

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 12:04 PM

Dino called me because he heard on the radio about spiderman sex..you are doing a chick from behind, you pull out, cum in your hand, flip her over and throw it in her face like spiderman's web

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 12:12 PM

The raptors are now ready.....China beware!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051216..._usa_fighter_dc

Jerome on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 12:13 PM

Joe - don't forget to leave a calling card that says "Spunked on by your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman" ... Marvel Comics rules.

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 12:19 PM

Check this out...say if you have an STD...and if you want to notify chicks you've tuscan muled, spidermanned, or simply spunked her....you no longer have to contact her directly..you can leave an email anonymously suggesting she might want to get her shit checked.

Classy, yet cool!

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exe...6FC03D61694.htm

Brent on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 12:21 PM

Is there any way of winning at this game?

I hope some of you clicked the link that I previously posted; it was a nipple shot of my wife, Jessica Alba.

Jay on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 12:45 PM

Not at work brent. Jerome, you're a genius. Marvel Comics does rule. (Note: I'm using the company name Marvel Comics, not the item Marvel comics. Therefore, the use of the third person singular 'does' applies.)

Phil on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 12:48 PM

the headline for wes' article on Reuters is "You've got mail, and maybe gonorrhea"

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 1:26 PM

This is hilarious, you've got to post this on the sci:
http://abbys-sexual-health.com/fun/...asturbation.php
Eric Douglas
Mortgage Professional
New Equity Financial

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 1:52 PM

So I'm checking out the new Velocity today and found an advertisement for The Granville Inn Bar and Grille. On Saturdays they have the "Wheel of Thirst" drink specials. Now this could be the making of a good evening!

Jerome on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 1:57 PM

Chris Henry ... dumb ass ... it's this kind of bullshit that will keep the Bengals down during a successful season ... not that I'm complaining ...

http://www.nfl.com/teams/story/CIN/9099198

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 2:04 PM

Brent - which game are you referring to?

Jay on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 2:18 PM

Marc-or anybody who knows- there is a new star wars trilogy out on DVD. Can anyone tell me if it is the ORIGINAL original movies or if it is still the 'george lucas can suck on my chocolate salty balls' version made cheaper?

Jay on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 2:20 PM

She finally sucked so bad there was no more air left.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Mus...e.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 2:26 PM

If you are bored click here. You can have hours of pointless fun.

http://www.addictinggames.com/bonelessgirl.html

She'd be a fun date!

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 2:48 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/051216

new sports guy mailbag

Phil on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 2:51 PM

i was just about to post the mailbag. big jay and marc, make sure you read this mailbag if not for this section:

Q: True or False: the "N" warning before any HBO movie or program maybe the single greatest development in the last ten years of cable TV. I know instantly whether or not something is worthwatching. This is a good thing, right? Although there was a Six Feet Under that led off with the "N" -- very promising -- until the only "N" was a topless shot of a 53-year-old dead chick being embalmed. I felt like I deserved a refund for my hour. Thoughts?
--Scott, New York, NY

SG: Glad you asked. For years, I have been pushing for a complete revamping of the cable TV warnings, and only because this should be a seamless, informative process. For instance, when they throw the old "SSC" for "Strong Sexual Content" before the movie, you absolutely know that there isn't just going to be some sexual content, it's going to be some STRONG sexual content. These are the movies that usually lead off with a detective sitting in a car watching someone's house while some bored housewife pulls the pool boy inside for a daytime romp. The point is, you know you're getting the goods with "SSC." But the "N" could mean anything -- two dudes naked in a shower, a 53-year old woman getting embalmed, even Kathy Bates going topless in "About Schmidt."

joe on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 3:01 PM

so I am listening to Yahoo music and a Coal Chamber song came on called "Shock the Monkey." i had to laugh.

stew on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 3:23 PM

Jerome, in regards to Chris Henry's charges, get used to it. He is just continuing what he's always done. He would have been a first round pick in the 05 draft if not for his plethora of what scouts call "character issues". He did the same crap at WVU.

Phil on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 4:48 PM

my coworker chris just said that having sex with Shannon MacMillan would be "some good ol' boy hay bailing fuckin'" while do a hay bailing motion with his hands and going "woohoo!"

just had to share.

Marc on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 6:25 PM

Jay, since you asked about the Star Wars set here you go.
http://dvd.ign.com/articles/674/674215p1.html
Aalthough I think they say it's preety much like the last one with new box an a few small differences.

stew on Friday, December 16, 2005 at 8:53 PM

Christ on a cracker! I hate Christmas shopping. I'm doing the rest of mine online. I went to BestBuy and i felt claustrophobic in there! Spare yourself the trauma and don't go there on the weekend-or the mall either. I need a drink!

stew on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 2:01 AM

Good article on Deion Branch for those who may be interested:
http://patriots.bostonherald.com/pa...mat=&page=1

stew on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 2:32 AM

OK, this is REALLY funny, (unless you're a UK fan). It is a Pat Forde column concerning what else magically pops up on Tubby's desk, besides the ridiculous Randolph Morris fax. Personally, I lost some respect for Tubby for actually letting this ass clown return to the team after that stunt he pulled, but oh well.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2261251

Phil on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 3:00 AM

i don't care who you are, the "We've already got Bernard Cote" is funny...

i had an AWESOME time tonight!

Bigworm on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 11:57 AM

Okay please someone explain this to me.

Now let me first off say for everyone who doesn't know I am a huge UK fan! Yes, every year I fill out my NCAA bracket and guess who is my champ, that's right..UK. That's because I always believe in my team. But riddle me this, WHY ARE MY CATS A 2 POINT FAVORITE AGAINST THE CARDS?

UK is rankged number 23
UofL is ranked number 4

UK just got trounced in the game against IU (6-3)
UofL still undefeated (6?-0)

Is playing in Rupp that important? Is the Morris news suppose to be a huge momentum change? Do the odds makers not really think we can duplicate that shitty performace last week? Do people realy think the CARDS play that shitty of a schedule that when the finally play a mediocre squad that they will get beat?

Someone explain please...cause I don't see it.

With that being said - UK is still gonna win today!

Bigworm on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 12:00 PM

Stewie if you lose respect for Tubby for allowing a kid to come back after being seriously mis-informed by mis-guided by "professionals", how can you respect Pitino at all especially after he kicked Farley off the team..then after he realized he needed a center he went out and brought him back? Pitino is really bad about bringing in kids into his programs, then after they don't perform he revokes the scholly. Atleast Tubby believes in his kids!

Bigworm on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 12:09 PM

Instead of the LeBron and Cote comment he could have atleast used a true one.

For example - 2 guards approached Tubby who wanted to play together at UK..Tubby didn't need anymore guards cause he just signed Rashad Carruth and some other ass clown, yep Josh Carrier. The 2 guards who wanted to go to UK were Daniel Ewing (Duke) and TJ Ford (Texas).....man would that one have been nice.

Phil on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 12:10 PM

i think stewie was referring to the magic fax more than anything....

that being said, i think they give +3 for home court, so if the game was Louisville the spread would be Louisville by 4. But a +2 is basically vegas saying "fuck if we know..."

stew on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 1:21 PM

Wes, Farley was kicked off the team because he didn't make weight and Pitino gave him another chance to prove that he was committed to his program. In my mind, that is completely different than Morris faxing Tubby concerning his entry into the draft and then not returning his phone calls until it was clear that he wouldn't make it. Tubby should have said "Fuck you and you 4 pts per game-you made your bed, now sleep in it"; instead, he welcomes him back like a lost son and bends over backwards to get him reinstated. Is recruiting really going that badly?

Jerome on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 3:39 PM

Joooooooeeeeee Craaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwford!!!

WTF?

Bigworm on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 4:59 PM

To Padget and to Williams...Joe Crawford says FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

That dunk is gonna make SPORTS CENTER!!!!!

DU-NA-NA DU-NA-NA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And for all the UofL fans who liked talking the smack and bought into the Big Red Hype.....where is that 60 point victory at now.

If playing in Rupp as the #4 team in the country and you hear the "OVER RATED" chant going with 6 minutes left doesn't fire you up, I don't know what will. I am just kind of mad that Tubby called off the dogs with 7 minutes left to go, because that had 30 point loss written all over it.

And thanks Pitino for going after Telfair and leaving Rondo for us!

Green Baron on Saturday, December 17, 2005 at 6:53 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha:
Ukrainian couple has 17 children:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2005121...estyleusukraine

The only thing funny in that article is this:
"I said how could this happen, me in the army and she is at home pregnant?" he recalled with a laugh.

Yah, I'd be recalling it with a laugh, and a double-barrel shotgun.

adrian on Sunday, December 18, 2005 at 1:44 PM

Oh come on, I am just wondering why any of the Louisville fans are running their cock suckers now. Now this post isn't directed towards Stew because a week ago he respected the upcoming rivalry game. But you Phil, come on...come on. Oh mister "Louisville is going to beat Ky by 60". Why aren't you talking shit now!

But enough of that, when is Louisville's first big east game? And who do they play?

adrian on Sunday, December 18, 2005 at 1:55 PM

Phil did you get your plasma tv yet?

stew on Sunday, December 18, 2005 at 2:27 PM

Ugh! I have the worst hangover right now...damn those Stellas. I guess I also have to buy and wear a UK shirt this week. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse! Oh damn you Padgett!!

stew on Sunday, December 18, 2005 at 2:33 PM

And now, just to be fair, here is Pat Forde giving Pitino and the Cards the third degree:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2263891

stew on Sunday, December 18, 2005 at 4:08 PM

I bet nobody has Michael "the burner" Turner on their fantasy team...looks like the Colts are going down.

Green Baron on Sunday, December 18, 2005 at 7:52 PM

And God said down to Isaac, "thall shalt not purchase alcohol on Sunday prior to 1 pm." And Isaac asked onto God, "Yea it be but 12:15; what difference does it make should I purchase alcohol now, or in 45 minutes." And God replied, "As I have said." To this Isaac stated, "Sweet Jesus, there is Ezekiel passed out from alcohol poisoning from liquor he purchased yesterday; why should I not be imparted with the same pleasures, after all, there is no difference between yesterday and today." To this, God responded, "Holy Christ, you're right. I'm boozing it up." And Isaac shouted with glea. God follwed up, "Not you, asshole, you will wait til 1."

Don't worry, I punched my ticket to hell a long time ago.

Marc on Sunday, December 18, 2005 at 9:45 PM

Hey Adrian, I foung your new computer walpaper
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1639531/

Phil on Sunday, December 18, 2005 at 10:32 PM

oh man, this might the funniest thing SNL has done in a long time: http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=...amp;t=t&f=b

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 7:40 AM

wow family guy was funny last night

Jay on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 7:46 AM

Baby, I'm gonna make you moan like a retard reading poetry.

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 8:05 AM

nothing says breakfast like red bull and granola!

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 8:47 AM

Isaac - that was pretty good, but the question is do you want the window or passenger seat on that flight to hell?

Stewie - Atleast you are owning up to your taunting!

Xota - where did that come from? Family guy I am guessing.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 8:54 AM

jay, phil, marc, is it possible to fully explain the retard reading poetry? I don't think we can do it justice in words.

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 8:59 AM

i don't know if I can do it justice in words.

let's try "uggggh, uggggh...uaaaaaaaaaah!"

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 9:01 AM

so i just realized that my car has been at work since friday.

nice.

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 9:09 AM

this is a nice listing of all the upcoming sporting events that will be broadcast in HD: http://www.hdsportsguide.com/

I was at first pissed that I didn't get ESPN2HD, but it looks like ESPN2 themselves are too damn lazy to broadcast anything on there. It looks like Fox Sports Net - HD is the channel to get instead of ESPN2HD

Btw, it warrants mentioning that NBC will not be broadcasting any of their bowl games in HD, which includes the gator bowl. I guess they are shipping all their equipment over to italy or something for the winter olympics. either that or they just suck balls.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 9:12 AM

What's funny is you can probably find My name is Earl broadcase in HD.

Anyway - okay I picked up a case of redbull at Sams...a case holds 24 and only costs $31 bucks or so, therefore, good investment I think. So is anyone else stepping up and bringing any redbull because no way will that last all night.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 9:21 AM

you mean day and night

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 9:24 AM

What Ninja Burger Clan are you?

http://www.ninjaburger.com/quiz/

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 9:56 AM

what kind of turn out are we going to have tonight at trivia? Would I be better off staying at home watching How I Met Your Mother?

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:02 AM

I will be getting there late, so marcus probably needs someone to meet him up there for the early rounds to keep him company.

http://www.triplekiss.com/LIVE/Video/LOVE.html

Jay on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:07 AM

It is possible to explain the retarded poetry thing, I just don't think any explanation can give it justice.

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:08 AM

Did it involve an actual retarded person? If so then that is funny...I mean horrible!

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:10 AM

Joe - Personally I am watching Barney score with some chicks.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:11 AM

If so, probably the same retarded person at Backyard Burger....spotless!

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:18 AM

Just some feel good stories for the guys in Blue. Sorry it's long but it was a story from kentucky.scout.com

A Feel Good Story All the Way Around

In the high-pressure world of Kentucky basketball, it is very rare that much attention is paid to the feelings of the actual participants involved in the struggle. Because winning championships and upholding the Kentucky legacy is of such tremendous importance, rarely is time spent reflecting on the status of the individuals themselves. At Kentucky, the name on the front of the jersey is all-consuming and the names on the back and sitting on the sidelines are often glazed over in favor of focusing on the ubiquitous “tradition” of the program.
Saturday in Rupp Arena however, things changed a bit. In the most important of rivalries following the most humiliating of defeats, the individuals who make up the Kentucky basketball program provided a series of feel-good stories that for once, outshone the individual performance. No matter where one looked, smiling faces were prevalent and stories of redemption could be found.
Take Lukask Obrzut, the 7 foot center from Poland who has caused more Kentucky fans to shriek in frustration than at any time since the legendary Rob Lock manned the middle. Obrzut came into today’s game with lagging confidence and rising frustration, as even his biggest fans wondered if he could turn the corner. However like Rick Pitino’s hairline, the Woo miraculously reappeared on Saturday, providing a career high in rebounds and much-needed energy and hustle. After the game his teammates showcased the same joy that much of the Kentucky fanbase felt, with Ramel Bradley saying, “there is no one I want to see play better than Woo. He deserves it.” After the game, he called his performance a “Christmas gift” for the Kentucky fans and added that he was “living a dream.” Getting the opportunity to fly home to his native Poland for the first time in four years and see his family seems like a perfect reward for a young man who deserved his day in the sun.
Or take Sheray Thomas, the Canadian-born forward who was feeling such wrath from many critics (including this one) that one could easily forget he is still recovering from a serious medical surgery. Many critics wondered if the Sheray Thomas of his freshman season would reappear, one with heart, energy and tenacity that made many feel they were viewing the next Chuck Hayes. Saturday for Sheray was proof that staying focused on the Tubby Smith team concept can pay dividends. Thomas found himself open on multiple occasions and was the beneficiary of the spectacular drives and dishes of Rajon Rondo. He continued to mock those who question his shooting by hitting a three pointer and calmly sticking two mid-range jumpers. After the game, he told reporters that “he wanted this bad” and that he was intent on showing those who thought Kentucky had no inside game, that they were too quick to write this group off. As he walked our the door to head home, bystanders could see something that has too often missing for Thomas, a smile on his face.
Or take Joe Crawford, a sleek Sophomore from Michigan who is rapidly approaching a milestone that he would like to forget, the time he made a decision to take a leave of absence from the program. Saturday provided him a chance to prove to everyone that his offensive game has risen as quickly as his maturity, as he hit two jumpers at crucial moments in the game. However his greatest moment of the night was also his most symbolic, when he moved past his defender and produced a rim-rattling dunk on David Padgett that threw the crowd into a frenzy. Rather than say anything to his newly posterized friend, he simply stared, because as Joe said after the game, “he knew what happened.” Feelings on Joe’s performance were best summed up again by “Smooth” Bradley who said, “when Joe got that dunk, I felt all tingly inside....that has been a long time coming

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:46 AM

I don't know how many people in here has watched Team America. But the in trouble signal involves waving your hands above your head.

So this morning i kept on doing the Team America in trouble signal in a metting. Then finally my buddy asked me why i am making the signal. And I replied "If you play Joe Crawfords dunk in slow motion, thats what Terrance Williams and David Padgett were doing while being posterized."

So, my fellow co-worker louisville fans are loving me right now.

So phil i take it you got your plasma hooked up?

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:47 AM

post correction - metting is supposed to be meeting

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:48 AM

Another significant contribution by my brother in company meetings.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:50 AM

at least they didn't get teabagged

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:53 AM

Well it could have been worse...it still doesn't compare to Anderson's mean throw down on Nate Johnson. The courier-journal the best pic of that dunk on the front page the next day. It shows Anderson leaning sideways with the ball cocked ready for a thunderous throw-down and Johnson wincing underneath him.

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:53 AM

Terrance Willams ally-oop looked fucking awesome. Do you know what his vertical leap is?

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:57 AM

How good is the SEC this year? They were picked last in the super conferences but thus far are playing better than anticipated.

http://kentucky.scout.com/2/479761.html

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:05 AM

Worm, that might be pushing it a little to far. Ok so Florida and Tennessee are picking up the slack for Kentucky but that is about it. SEC is still a poor basketball conference.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:11 AM

SEC vs. Big East is 6-5
SEC vs ACC is 3-3
and the Big 12 hasn't beaten us yet.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:11 AM

Pre-mature..yes...just saying everyone has counted these teams out long before the season started and they seem to be putting up more of a fight than expected.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:12 AM

How good is UL this year? They were 6-0. Too early to say anything and make any assumptions Wes.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:19 AM

North Carolina was unranked three weeks ago

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:20 AM

UofL will continue against tough teams until they find another option after Dean. The offense runs through Dean, once you shut him down that is it.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:21 AM

Florida was unranked at the beginning of year and are now #6

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:21 AM

UK went from top 10 to 22.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:22 AM

that fag matt walsh is gone, that's why they are decent now

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:22 AM

Yes it is very early..but I only see UK getting better especially with Morris returning. Now if only Azubuike was still around.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:23 AM

I agree with that Joe completely - Walsh is a male fudge packer.

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:23 AM

The big east in my opinion still remains as the best conference because they have two good teams and several descent teams.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:27 AM

now all we need is brock to chime in about cincinatti being the team to beat in the Big East

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:31 AM

this is off the barney blog which is the best?

I've recently lightbulbed a few "Barnventions.
Waterbed with Wave Machine
Massage in a Bottle
Beer Contact Lenses
Tear-Away Suit Pants
Literal Chick Magnet

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:32 AM

The dynamic duo of lil' Jihad and big Jihad. It has final four written all over it!

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:52 AM

This is pretty interesting.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051219..._japan_honda_dc

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:57 AM

This guy needs a natty sci t-shirt because I don't think that Joe wants him at his house for New Years.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/13439773.htm

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 12:10 PM

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

hey look it is an army of santas...Where? Holy Shit!!

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 12:21 PM

army of santas: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051219/...OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 12:56 PM

I ordered a case for my ipod last night and it cost thirty-seven fucking dollars. That is rediculous. Oh well, it is better to have protection that not have it!

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 1:01 PM

So what's the deal with t-shirts - 12 days till GBITT!

Philco - is the desigin going to press or what?

Wing Commander on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 1:27 PM

Gentleman,

I am signing to confirmation on the tent and heaters today. Should be 600 square feet of fun! How are we looking on recruitment of the ladies?

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 1:56 PM

rock on. So let me know details about when we get it and such.

adrian on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 2:56 PM

As a request, here you go. Enjoy!

http://adriangoodloe.com/

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 3:29 PM

this is a dunk

http://images.search.yahoo.com/sear...=3&ei=UTF-8

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 3:32 PM

hey, who is going to be at trivia tonight? don't forget the trend states we are due for a #1 finish tonight.

i will be there at 7:30 or so, i just don't marcus to be stuck by himself. I think wade will be there too.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 3:38 PM

I don't think I will be there, but hey, a virgin conceived once before without doing the nasty so only God can tell.

Brock on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 3:47 PM

Screw all of you... taking pot shots at my Bearcats when we are down. At least we know we are going to struggle this year unlike you UofL and UK fans who haven't fully realized how overrated both teams are.

I thought UC was going to get slaughtered in the Big East this year, but then I watched Louisville... you all have 100X more issues.

DEVAN DOWNEY. Remember the name. You'll be hearing a lot about it in the coming months. Lets just call him Taquan Dean's worst nightmare.

Of course the SEC will do well. They do every year, just like the Big 10. Because unlike the Big East and the ACC, there are a load of cupcake games in those conferences, so they don't come out completely worn out. So, as usual, either the SEC or Big 10 will have a majority of teams in the round of 32 or sweet 16, but when it comes down to the big time, they'll come up short (recent history: since 2001). Duke still sucks!

On another note: 600 square foot tent. Where are the ladies? I'm already laughing. Now, I'll attempt to give most of you the benefit of the doubt, but I highly doubt there will be an army of women (more likely an army of Santas), so don't get your hopes up for a giant orgy (circle-jerk). Please! Prove me wrong.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 3:52 PM

Sad to say - but I actually agree with Brock.

joe on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 3:59 PM

the whole thing or pieces? I am not expecting an army of ladies either. Honestly, I doubt we have as many people as last year.

Jay on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 4:10 PM

So, we got our christmas bonus today. It was a 4 oz. jar of apple butter. Think 1/12 of Nat'l Lampoons Christmas vacation.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 4:45 PM

Joe - Let's make it happen then. Put on your best Barney look a like suit and let's get to it.

Bigworm on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 4:47 PM

First of all, last year rocked and we need as many if not more than last year. Where did all of those people come from? From friends, and connections of friends and the such so why wouldn't we rock out this year like last? If we make every connection bring a lady or two then you will fill up that tent in the backyard.

Phil on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 5:03 PM

SUIT UP!

Brent on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 6:26 PM

I will be at trivia

Jerome on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 9:06 PM

RANJIT -- Getting Bent In The Tent!!!!

douglas on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 10:33 PM

Let's get psyched! I will be bringing Bon Jovi to GBITT. Furthermore, I have spoken with Joe and proposed an evening about town on Thursday, in light of the fact that neither of us will be working on Friday. I say we do some recruiting at that juncture for GBITT as well. Who's down? All I need is some Jagerbombs and encouragement to make it happen.

Dave on Monday, December 19, 2005 at 11:40 PM

http://home.fuse.net/ecat/crawdaddydunk.wmv

Brock on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 12:05 AM

Brangers... are you coming to New Years?

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 12:41 AM

wade and i are working on 8 random chicks from o'shea's tonight that are celebrating their finals being done. good times!

Marc on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 1:32 AM

good thing i left o'sheas when i did. i mighta fucked that one up.

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:55 AM

i fear too much attention was put towards hot gymnastic girl and her friend the golf player too get them all out for GBITT. The key, as usual, is the big girl - the alpha dog of the group. Get her to drag her friends out...EVERY BODY wins.

But digits were received, so things could go well...

Yeeeeeah, good times for a monday.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 4:25 AM

Gotta get Sarah's numbers off my arm before they wash off... Well done Phil, a well flown sortie. Bitches look out we stackin' em 5 deep.

Jay on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 7:54 AM

I was getting gas and food at the marathon, and this cute Indian (i think) chick was working behind the counter. So I'm trying to put a straw through the lid of my drink and I tip it over. At this point I go into the whole 'lovable klutz' thing. Sorry to make you read this, but the point is I think she digs me.

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 8:02 AM

All I know is that i am getting psyched....
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 8:45 AM

Guess who's back bitches? full time I might add

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 8:48 AM

I'm psyched!!

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 8:56 AM

Joe - I think I am gonna have to buy some Bon Jovi for GBITT!

And the best thing about that mix..is it starts high and ends higher!

Talking about going way back for throwback jerseys!

http://www.christianthrowbackjersey.com/

And this revelation makes me wonder why Brock isn't a UofL fan. (just kidding buddy - couldn't think of anything else)

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/coll...-fan-143902.php

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 9:26 AM

"Advances in technology could put an end to traditional Southern cooking"

http://www.csmonitor.com/2005/1220/...02s02-sten.html

Brilliant headline!

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 9:26 AM

Douglas - what do you mean back? Where did you go?

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 9:33 AM

dude, my computer at work for the past month has been screwed up, but i moved my office last night, and my new computer is letting me get to the sci. Have you not noticed i've been somewhat absent recently? Do you never pay attention to me? Don't you notice when i'm not around? Now I know how abby feels, fucker.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 9:56 AM

LOL - nice.

Now that is the Douglas I have missed. I don't know about you fuckers, but I am ready to throw down some jagerbombs!

Who all is bringing redbull and who is bringing jager?

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 9:58 AM

bmac is bringing jager

douglas is bringing Bon Jovi

Jay on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:01 AM

I'm bringing jager. And tuaca.

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:04 AM

so what are we feeling food wise. Queso is a definite and shrimp and chili. Do we want the high life dogs again or should I break out the grill?

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:12 AM

only in america can a killer and founder of one of the world's most deadliest gangs, responsible for thousands of murders, get a fucking royal funeral attended by celebrities and dignitaries alike, and be revered as a hero, all b/c he wrote some fucking children's books. I for one will be damned if my daughter ever reads those books....
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10542468/

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:12 AM

makes no difference to me for the food, i'll eat whatever. i'll leave it up to you guys to throw in a corny joke there.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:28 AM

Joe - if you want to stand outside in the cold and grill some dogs, be my guest...however, remember it will take longer to grill the dogs in the cold because of heat dispersion properties when heating the grill. Wow - I am a big dork.

Abby and I are gonna bring some redbull, the jager machine, and some chicken tenders buffalo style. Might get a bottle of Jager too.

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:28 AM

Chase and JPMorgan employees in Louisville are needed for the Junior Achievement Groundhog Job Shadow Day.

four or eight high school students (with a chaperone) will accompany you to work. The students will observe you at work while you explain what you do.

I think I should do this. So, this is called Nattysci.com. I surf this site all day long. This is called fantasy football.

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:35 AM

good idea Wes. I like the idea of high life dogs. Dork.

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:41 AM

you have to show them an obligatory porn site, but not just any site, a farm animals gone wild website, where donkeys are getting blowjobs from hookers. You need to give these children something to look forward to upon graduation, motivation if you will. Get them psyched!

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:43 AM

get psyched!!
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 11:07 AM

i play my part
and you play your game
darlin you give love a bad name

Brock on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 11:24 AM

You know, one of these days I'm actually going to get my X-mas shopping done. I'm getting tired of going to places that don't have what they say! Damn liquor stores that only take cash! I'm gonna go on a rampage here soon!

Brock on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 11:26 AM

Check it out douchebags! UC is finally getting some votes in the polls!

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/rankingsindex

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 11:55 AM

did anybody else read that gianniny is sstarting tonight. Two white boys starting for UL.

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 12:10 PM

damn, louisville dropped 7 spots, talk about a fall from grace. an overrated grace actually

Jay on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 12:12 PM

The persians are my ninjas. And Amahdinejad once again proves he's a douche.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Brent on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 12:38 PM

Am I sick for being turned on by this?

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051219/...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 12:58 PM

get this guy a t-shirt...to be buried in: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1818998

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 1:24 PM

Sorry Phil - that link is only for total fark users.

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 1:27 PM

wow brent that was interesting

Wing Commander on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 1:48 PM

Actually what that caption left out was that the woman was later said to have been "Tuscan Muled by a gringo named Wing Commander earlier in the evening in Nuevo Laredo." The Tuscan Mule is breaking down borders fellas. We're gonna be big in Japan!


Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 2:29 PM

I'm a Legend in Japan and I have a t-shirt to prove it!

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 2:33 PM

whoops, here's the link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051220...lYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 2:57 PM

Nice catch Philco - that guy does deserve a t-shirt. I bet as he was getting smashed he was psyched!

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name

ROCK, ROCK ON!!!!!

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:00 PM

Maybe that is what happened to me when I was found down?

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:09 PM

interesting theory, guess we'll never know b/c that's what happens when you're left with nobody but a drunk bmac

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:12 PM

Hey does anyone know the status on t-shirts? Anyone? Anyone at all?

Brock on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:14 PM

T-shirts, for me to puke on!

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:20 PM

or poop on, whatever comes first

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:25 PM

good theme we are running with here

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:26 PM

anybody know how we did at trivia last night?

Brent on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:35 PM

We got bludgeoned.

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:38 PM

it was a pretty descent come back at the end though.

so the t-shirts, we need to make a decision on the design. who likes my sisters better than marc. no offense marc, but my vote is that I like cat's better just from a "t-shirt I'd wear" standpoint. note: the color can easily be changed...

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:39 PM

good news everybody! futurama might return: http://www.smh.com.au/news/tv--radi...4086846734.html

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:40 PM

I vote cat's

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:41 PM

cat's is fine

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:43 PM

so my boss officially outlawed dipping in the office now that I moved offices and i'm up by HR. This fucking sucks, i'm on the phone all day and I need something to do

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:46 PM

I vote cat's...because I'd wear it out again.

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:49 PM

at least you got the sci back

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:50 PM

Tell them you have a medical condition. And if you aren't allowed to dip, then start letting them rip! You might get an exception.

joe on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:53 PM

switch to sunflower seeds. I know it isn't the same but it is what I do at work.

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:56 PM

yes, i do have the sci back, so i got that going for me. Sunflower seeds aren't the same, plus it's harder to talk with a mouthful of seeds, plus they're a pain in the ass b/c you gotta ches and shit, and when i'm on the phone all day, that doesn't work so much. i think i'm going to invest in some lollipops or something, just get a big bag to put in my desk

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 3:57 PM

the medical condition's not bad...

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 4:16 PM

Do people get smoke breaks there? If so, why not a dip break? You can be addicated to dipping like they are to smoking. If this is the case and they won't change - bring it up to HR and tell them it isn't fair. Then either you will get to dip or they will take away smoking too, so either way chalk that up for a win for Douglas.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 4:19 PM

And you call yourselves fans!

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RTS02/512200436

douglas on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 4:28 PM

yes there are smoke breaks, i just in fact took one to relieve my tobacco fiendishness. me and another guy that dip are going apeshit today. the problem with that logic is that smoking takes place outside of the building, while dipping takes place inside it, and apparently dipping is against the rules of our handbook. the thing is, none of my managers have ever cared, they all know i do, but now that the president has taken a more active role and is walking the floor again, it's not acceptable b/c they don't want to get in trouble in case he doesn't like it.

Phil on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 5:59 PM

writers for the Democrat & Chronicle (the buffalo paper) pushing for Lionel Gates to get some playing time in the last two games instead of crappy McGahee.

http://www.democratandchronicle.com...341/1007/SPORTS

Jay on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 9:34 PM

I was watching a movie on showtime, "Going the distance", standard teen comedy; boobs, oral sex, you know, common things. It was pretty cool until avril lavigne showed up. I nearly lost my erection. And threw up in the back of my mouth a little. Still, aside from her, I'd give the movie 3 out of 5 wanks.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388285/

Jay on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 9:35 PM

I will join the crowd and say cat's.

stew on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:04 PM

I just turned down an invitation to go out with a dozen hot chicks, because after this weekends activites I need to let myself detox for at least 2 days.

stew on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:13 PM

Ha ha! Jay, I just put "Going the Distance" at the top of my Netflix queue along with "American Pie presents Bandcamp". I also threw in "Into the Blue" with Jessica Alba for good measure. I think I'm mentally stuck at 16-I must have experienced some sort of brain trauma around then...

stew on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:17 PM

Check out this video of some crazy Canadian's synchronized Christmas lights-it kicks the shit out of the Cincinnati one:
http://www.break.com/articles/house...ts3.html?t=4454

stew on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:19 PM

OK, I guess I do have a kid after all:
http://www.break.com/pictures/picture2283.html

Brent on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 10:57 PM

Fucking Canadian copycat artist, I dont hear anyone saying, "Look, GE came out with a way better light bulb than Thomas Edison."

Marc on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 11:00 PM

dammit stew, all those are at the top of my netflix too. you better not slow down my rentals haha

Marc on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 11:28 PM

Christmas music video from The Dan Band (AKA: the band from "Old School" who performed "Total Eclipse of the Heart)
http://www.sideonedummy.com/the_dan...ck_you_hard.php

Marc on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 12:35 AM

Two amazing shots in one game
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles...acle_Shots.html

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 7:53 AM

http://thedanband.com/danband_content.html is fucking awesome

Jay on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 7:57 AM

I hope you enjoy the movie as much as I did stew.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 8:59 AM

I hate the fucking YANKEES!!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE MY REDSOX ALONE! NOW JESUS IS PLAYING FOR THOSE ASSCLOWNS!

I STILL GOT LOVE FOR YOU JOHNNY DAMON!

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 9:16 AM

he will look retarded clean shaven with a haircut

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 9:20 AM

I'd refuse if I were him...I mean really..he's Jesus!

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 9:36 AM

and his wife is hot

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 9:45 AM

so my boss brought in donuts and a guy is running around asking, "anybody want a jelly donut because I am passing them out free of charge." I am the only one laughing at this in the office.

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 9:46 AM

yeah, i'd probably refuse $52 mil for 4 years too.

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 9:52 AM

is the 12 million more the yankees offered him worth a haircut?

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 9:56 AM

maybe not to you joe, but to the rest of the normal population, the extra 12 mil and a chance to play one of the most heralded positions in all of sports, yes.

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 9:57 AM

oh yeah, all the extra endorsements and sponsors he'll get playing in new york, that'll be more than what his salary is, so once again, probably worth it.

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 10:03 AM

Homos everywhere are elated:
http://music.msn.com/music/article....85&GT1=7455

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 10:31 AM

I am bored and today is my last day of work this week. I am psyched!!

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 10:54 AM

i'm not so psyched, i've got a meeting in an hour to go over our new pay structure for next year, probably not going to be pleasant, plus i've got to work tomorrow

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 10:55 AM

get psyched!

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name

adrian on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 11:03 AM

I am off from tomorrow til January 2. Gotta love my job!

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 11:07 AM

work is overrated

Jerome on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 11:18 AM

Barney and the Jenny Eggleseed ... a FANTASTIC term coined by one of the great innovators of our time (refer to the entry entitled "A TERM IS CONCEIVED")

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

Shot through the heart ... sorry, my finger slipped

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 11:41 AM

Fox Heading 'Back to the Future'?

Michael J. Fox is heading Back To The Future for a fourth time-traveling movie. The actor, who suffers from Parkinson's disease, admits he's in negotiations for a final film in the series - but only if they make his character as old as he is in real life. The former Spin City star wants to take over Christopher Lloyd's eccentric scientist character, Doc, in the sequel. He tells movie website Moviehole.net, "The only way it would work would be if I played Doc. I'm 44-years-old now and I'm not interested in running around on skateboards! I think after 1, 2 and 3 we all kind of felt we had done it. And I think if they did it again now they would do it with a younger cast and just do a different realisation of it, which would be fun."

Phil on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 12:42 PM

anyone notice the "here's looking at you" on Page2 today?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/index

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 1:31 PM

priceless

Phil on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 1:31 PM

interview with the FSU Cowgirl: http://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/...-exclusive.html

Jerome on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 1:40 PM

I prefer to think that he will change the evils from the inside. Much like Jesus did by infiltrating the Jews taking down a large segment of their population and turning them Christian, Damon will bring the Yankees to legitimate glory. All that remains now is for Damon to perform the following miracles:
1 - spend 40 days and nights in the Yankees spring training facility being tempted by Derek Jeter's bitches and fasting by eating nothing but sunflower seeds
2 - feed an entire section of Yankee stadium with a six pack and a couple hot dogs
3 - change Gatorade into Jagermeister and Red Bull at Steinbrenner's birthday bash
4 - Rub mud onto the eyes of Hideki Irabu who will come back to New York to be their ace.
5 - post the Golden Sombrero on a Friday (strike out 4 times in one game for you pagan, non-baseball folk) and then three days later hit a lead-off grand slam on a Sunday against the Angels. That's right 4 runs scored with NO ONE on base.

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 1:58 PM

Phil, I am in love with that chick.


Jerome, that was fucking brilliant.

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:12 PM

Elbert L. "Ickey" Woods your 1525 yards and 27 touchdowns will not be forgotten!!

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:15 PM

For any UK fans..Gerald Fitch is playing with the Miami Heat and is getting about 15 minutes a game. Last night he played 23 minutes with 15 points and 5 boards. Not bad for a guy who wasn't drafted!

Jay on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:16 PM

Screw you and your steakhouse!

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:16 PM

I am guessing the 12 million is worth the haircut to Damon. Personally, I just hate the yankees so I would have wiped my ass with that contract.

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:20 PM

‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the “ville”, all 8,000 card fans, each one of them ill…

The cards just returned from their annual beating, oh for the card fans there’s much crow to be eaten…

So sound was the beating, the cards took at Rupp…it left all their fans to whine “it must be corrupt”…

The cards VD clad coach stomped and shouted in vain…no matter how hard he whined, he could not stop the pain…

The CATS they were running and defending with poise…all of which made for a Rupp full of noise…

Taquan looked confused at his team’s disarray…
“We’re not be playing St Mary of the Blind, this fine Saturday”…

The cards schedule is weak, 331 out of 334…
No wonder the CATS are the king of the floor…

They’re weak and they’re frightened, they sure looked like punks…
“Oh shit here comes Crawford with a thunderous dunk…

Rondo cutting and slashing, just having his way…
25 and 7, he came ready to play…

On Rondo, on Crawford, on Thomas and WOOOOO…
It’s obvious that Tubby told you just what to do…

The CATS they were awesome, the Rupp crowd there was too…
It just goes to show, you don’t mess with BIG BLUE…

But card fans relax, take a deep breath and be steady…
For that next juggernaut you soon will get ready…

Middle Tennessee State, Fairleigh-Dickinson and Detroit await you at home…
For awhile, another beating, you will not need to roam…

So stay with the “cupcakes”, that’s your brand of ball…
Don’t leave the confines of your safe Freedom Hall…

And before little brother next steps up to the plate…
Know that UK will always be #1 the in the State…

Marc on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:22 PM

Speaking of Red Sox and Yankees, I watched Fever Pitch last night. It surprised me by not being as horrible as I thought it would be. I actually liked it. (Enough romantic comedy to suit the chick in your life...and me...cause I'm like a chick with romantic comedies) and enough baseball factoids and fan mentality that many can relate too.

Jay on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:25 PM

Anyone else find this story reminiscient of Rush Hour?

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/21/dy...d.ap/index.html

"We need to show people we can still blow s*** up!"

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:30 PM

Good find Phil - looked at the pictures..but didn't read the article...is it worth reading?

adrian on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:32 PM

Very well written poem Douglas.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:34 PM

I got a 1.75 Liter of Maker's Mark for Christmas gift from my boss today.

JACKPOT!!!!!!!

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:38 PM

You know what..I hope they did beat him, long and hard.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast...rial/index.html

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:46 PM

Fever Pitch wasn't actually that bad. Perhaps I liked it because it was a math dork that was obsessed with baseball. I would never sell out for a chick though. Season tickets or a chick? Come on season tickets any day.

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 2:51 PM

thank you, i try. it thought it was a lovely poem.

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:22 PM

You didn't write that, stop plagarizing.

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:22 PM

UC sucks

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:24 PM

that's a big word for a gay pirate

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:25 PM

Wow, did you guys coordinate clothing today too?

Come on.

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:32 PM

So at work we have a fire safety team that is responsible for holding doors and making sure the building is empty in the event of a fire. I asked to be on it but they said I was the most likely to start the fire.

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:33 PM

Would you also be responsible for trapping everyone inside and listening to their screams of horror?

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:34 PM

minor details

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:37 PM

would u get to wear a sash and blow a whistle?

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:38 PM

a red mesh hat that says fire safety

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:40 PM

Yeah that pic of Jenn Sterger laying across the couch with her butt in the air...yeah pretty nice I have to say.

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:47 PM

Wes has been stroking it for the past few hours since it was posted. He finally cleaned up the keyboard enough to post about it.

Jay on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:50 PM

Joe, they should totally give you the job. How often have you kept us from burning your house down? I mean, 5 years of partying, and it is still standing. What do they want from you?

Brent on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:56 PM

You think we would of learned the first time Senator Palpatine came into power but somehow, someway, history always finds a way to repeat itself...

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/051221/...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Jay on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 3:59 PM

History is always doomed to repeat itself.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:05 PM

For example, Jay stroked it last night...and he will tonight, 2 or 3 times!

Always doomed to repeat itself.

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:07 PM

Like Wes getting so hammered, he didn't make it to midnight at New Years last year... thus, he won't make it to midnight this year either.

Doomed to repeat itself.

This is under the stipulation that he doesn't show up at 11:55PM, but if he shows up at 11:45 it still holds up b/c he'll try and catch up.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:09 PM

Endzone dances that only Chad Johnson can do. I might actually watch the Bengals play to see this.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire...&id=2267213

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:10 PM

First of all I am gonna be there early so I can enjoy the High Life dogs and the festivities of the day. Second of all I am not gonna get completely shit faced cause I have to make it to New Years...it's an absolute must...and damn you the queer pirate...I will win!

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:21 PM

road trip to canada?? anyone??
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10561253/

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:22 PM

i am so making you pass out before midnight, no way you can take a whole day of me egging your ass on and not doing anything about it.

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:23 PM

You know I'm gonna be there early... I love to eat food!

Actually, I'll volunteer for the previous days for setting up and stuff if needed since I'll just be bumming around, drinking, kicking ass in Madden, calling Payton a waste of flesh, and sleeping.

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:24 PM

Douglas, that's two of us... I've got a gold medal in egging Wes on. With Chris there, it will be like shooting fish in a barrel.

joe on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:24 PM

we could just run new years from friday night the 30th to morning of the 1st?

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:28 PM

by god that is GENIUS!!

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:28 PM

Douglas & Brock - try to tempt me if you must, however, I will succeed!

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:28 PM

to steal a line here, that would be legen-DARY

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:38 PM

Brock what's the scoop on this?

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2266251

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:46 PM

Time to get psyched! Anything going on tonight..give me a call if so, I'll probably be out with Philco.

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:47 PM

Murray is just a crappy walk-on who is a pothead. He got busted on a test. Unfortunately, the team is so decimated that this walk-on was getting some playing time.

Coleman is just a big baby that wasn't happy about his playing time. He's a freshman, come on, you are not going to start over 5 seniors.

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:48 PM

Wes, we won't have to tempt you. The beer bong, shotglass checkers, and "guess-the-card" will do enough.

DRINK! IT'S TRADITION!

douglas on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:50 PM

i had totally forgot about that. Who wants me to bring the shot glass checkers?

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:55 PM

Not gonna play checkers so won't have to worry about that.

Brock on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 4:58 PM

Chris and I got killed by those damned shotglass checkers.

Looks like we are just going to have to watch everyone punk out Wes for drinking like a sissy all night. You know you want to big guy.

Marc on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 7:10 PM

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING REALLY DORKY!!!!!



anyone have a old calculus textbook I can borrow? I have bought a self-teaching book and borrowed a few from the library but they only have a few problems per example in them. the more i can do the more i can get this crap engrained into my skull. afterall it has been 8 years since i last took a calculus course. any help is appreciated.

Wrecking Crew on Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 10:34 PM

SHOT GLASS CHECKERS!!!!!

I'M PSYCHED!!!!!!

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name

Jerome on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 3:03 AM

I'M PSYCHED!!!!

Who wants copies of this CD?!?!?
http://www.tvsquad.com/2005/12/20/b...et-psyched-mix/

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 4:53 AM

marc, I have a bunch of my old math books, including some from high school, that you can borrow if need be. I have two of some of them in fact.

Marc on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 6:11 AM

OMG You guys missed out. First of all Wes and Wade are the wing commander generals. They tried to pick up some ladies for the party. Mentionable effort goes to Brent as well. No effort goes towards me or Stew.

FURTHER NOTE: Bekkah form Flanagans was out and looking hot...and drunk. She was all kinds of huggin me, holding onto me, talking to me. kissing me on the cheek. Say what you will but she is super hot, and it goes without saying, out of my league. But it was awesome to spend that much time with a drunk hot Bekkah. Adrian woulda creamed his shorts. (And Stewie was trying to convince me I had a shot with her, even though her boyfriend was on the otherside of the bar. Although she did keep finding me to talk to first.) Muhahahaha I love not being a threat. No if only I could close. Must study Barney's Blog "Let's Close A Deal!"
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...log/11_29.shtml

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 9:29 AM

Jerome - that CD is awesome! If you ever actually sit down to burn it, burn me one as well.

Okay so no body is really going to believe me but listen to what in the hell happened to me last night after leaving the bars (I guess I left around 2 or so). Okay, so I start driving home and I am super duper tired (I am talking so tired that I can no longer keep my eyes open) so I pull into Whitey's...and damn there is a long as line in the drive through..so i park the car and go inside and get a coke. Walk back outside....sit in the car..lean back and close the eyes for a second...you know that 5 minute power nap....well it became a deep slumber until someone knocked on my car window to ask if I was okay. Got home around...i dunno...6:30ish. The sad thing is...I didn't even tell Abby that is what happened because unless I witnessed it...and I did..I wouldn't even believe it.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 9:31 AM

Furthermore, you know that is a true story because it is too dumb to be made up!

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 9:45 AM

damn it wes it's been too long, you're one of the few who can do more stupid things than me when drunk. and i completely understand, b/c it was a few weeks ago when my drunk ass passed out in my car in joe's front yard. Had jay not seen me in my car when he was leaving, i wouldn'tve woke up 'til the next afternoon.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 9:52 AM

Sad thing is I was tired..not drunk..if I were drunk atleast I could add that to the list of "Dumb Shit that I Do" while drunk. Can't even put it on the list.

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:00 AM

so i guess it just goes on the dumb shit u do period list. also, tony dungy's 18-year old son was found dead in his tampa apartment

Jay on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:13 AM

I second wes's motion for the mix cd.

Jay on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:18 AM

I need David Letterman to teach me some of his Jedi mind tricks.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/...g.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:18 AM

Let it be known that I decided to be pro-active and try to get some ladies there for the party for all of you single guys.

Jay on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:24 AM

Who all is going out tonight? We can try to recruit some chicks tonight.

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:26 AM

i appreciate the thought, that's what I wanted to do tonight, b/c i'm only working a couple hours on friday, i wanted to go out tonight. however i need wingmen. just think of me as barney, you all can be ted, and i'll find us some hot foreign women while jovi is blasting in the background. I'll close the deal with some donuts. Get psyched!

Brock on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:26 AM

I'm storming back into the Ville this afternoon. I actually have all those gifts for that holiday taken care of, so I will be doing nothing. If anyone is planning to go out tonight give me a call.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:50 AM

No offense Xota..but this is better than the "Jay is the Way" idea.

http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,69905-0.html

The FSM created the world!

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:56 AM

He sure isn't criticizing the media any other time they run a story in the ground except when it pertains to him.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,179471,00.html

Didn't have a problem with the Iraq war coverage, now since he is in the lime light...."Oh stop the coverage".

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:59 AM

This is the letter written to the Kansas schoolboard suggesting they teach the Theory of the FSM. Pretty interesting read.

http://www.venganza.org/

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 11:00 AM

And this is great.

"P.S. I have included an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget. Remember, we are all His creatures"

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 11:27 AM

Great t-shirt!

http://www.cafepress.com/venganza.27298390

Brock on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 12:42 PM

For all you computer savants out there:

My mom keeps calling me asking me about laptops because apparently I'm expert at computers since I can turn one on.
Therefore, what would be the best laptop to get for the family at a reasonable price. Some dipshit at the store told her about some new operating system coming out that won't work with "slower" systems. Any suggestions would be much appreciated b/c I just don't keep up with the current systems anymore.

Joanna on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 12:43 PM

My friend Suzanne may come for New Year's and bring six of her college friends. Hopefully that will help the ratio.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 12:48 PM

I suggest you get one of those hand cranked $100 dollar jobs. I hear they are going to be the new black!

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 12:50 PM

Thanks for sacrifcing your friends to the goodness of single studs in Nattysci...I mean...hmmmm....yeah

Way to step up Joanna!

Brent on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:02 PM

I just woke up, my head is pounding...wes what happened to you? All I remember was Marc and Stew owning the dance floor surrounded by hot chics, some guy doing the centipede, a couple Pakistanis dancing the cabbage patch and me getting "served" by a 21 y/o pretty boy with a tilted trucker hat.

Jay on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:02 PM

Good looking out Joanna! Keep feeding them jager bombs until they drink me up to a 7.

Marc on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:04 PM

Suzanne Woo ooo ooo
You're all that I wanted of a girl
You're all that I need in the world
I'm your child, make me blush, drive me wild
Suzanne, you're all that I wanted

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:10 PM

You should have called him out by saying "WTF? Metrosexuals don't wear trucker hats!"

Marc on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:11 PM

Always a fun list
IMDB's Bottom 100 (of rated movies)
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:16 PM

Jack Black has come a long way since The NeverEnding Story III which made the crap list at #68

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:20 PM

As badass as The TAll Man is from Phantasm..Phantasm IV probably should have made the list. Even though it's a shitty movie...you learn how The Tall Man becomes The Tall Man. Really brings the other 3 together..so maybe that's why it didn't make the list.

Wing Commander on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:26 PM

Bigworm...what does 7PM mean on this piece of paper I have from Theta?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:31 PM

Theta - I thought her name was Ashley...but names aren't important...if she doesn't give us a call by then..call her at 7pm.

Brent on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:33 PM

Was that really Brittany's boyfriend last night? If so, someone needs to apologize for me to her.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:33 PM

I'm telling you guys...when you go out and try to get some chicks at the GBITT event...mention the jager machine, beer, and a tent with heaters...quite impressive really and it tells these people we are going balls out.

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:39 PM

good looking joanna, we'll have to get them psyched!

Marc on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:41 PM

Also, we discussed you can lie to get them there. because once they're there...they're fucked. (hence Brents "we got a dj" line)

Also funny was watching Brent talk to Britney, talking up Phil which she kept referring to as her "buddy" who she's had many up and downs with. Brent was trying to talk Phil up to her without him there. Plus he said she should drop her boyfriend for Phil, while I assume her boyfriend was the guy Brent has his back to when talking to her. All in all very funny.

Brock on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 1:59 PM

So where the hell were you guys dancing? Wait... you were dancing? Is there a repeat attempt at this tonight?

Brent on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:01 PM

I haven't woke up with a hangover in a long time...cmon Brock, would you ask Michelangelo to repaint the Sisteen Chapel...can't be done.

Brock on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:06 PM

Touche' Brent.

I really don't care about the dancing, its the drunken debauchery.

Brent on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:07 PM

who is on facebook here?

Jay on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:25 PM

Sounds like I missed a hell of a time last night. Stupid work. Anyway, brock, I'll give you a call tonight. I am definitely up for going out. Brent, Wes, Marc, can you guys rally for one more night? Or do I count you out?
Shot through the heart
and you're to blame
You give love a bad name.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:31 PM

Sorry fellas - I am on the shelf till GBITT...I did my part last night.

Brock - Brent is correct.

Jerome on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:39 PM

The "Get Natty-Psyched" CD is now available for distribution. Please see Phil for your copy today!!

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love
A bad name

Brent on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:40 PM

Wes reasoning another night out: "But Abby, you can't really count the 4 hours I was passed out in White Castle's parking lot, so in essence I really got home at 2:30 last night."

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:41 PM

hell ya I am game tonight. Barry and his older brother (Trinity class of '95I believe) might be game too. His brother is home from the war and wants to hit Baxter at some point. He is a fighter pilot in Korea. If he makes it out with us the Top Gun jokes will never get old, or this guy is going to war.

joe on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:43 PM

I am requesting a copy of the CD

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 2:58 PM

joe, hell yeah, i already told you we're going out, i'm at your place at 8 or so, and i'm gonna' need a copy of that CD as well, which will be played at full tilt throughout the duration of GBITT.

adrian on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 3:07 PM

Fuck it, if people go out give me a call and i will join you fuckers.

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 3:11 PM

yes, i am pretty sure that was brittney's boyfriend. glad to see you embarrassed her too. also nice was forcing emily to get my phone number right in front of her boyfriend. This guy already loves me because I apparently told him that he should break up with her so she could date me because I got a bigger dick.

Good times! btw, it will be karoeke at Flanagan's tonight. I am supposed to hang out with Brittney tonight, assuming brent didn't creep her out enough

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 3:19 PM

Good times by all. Well I would use LEGENDARY to describe the night, however, EPIC is a better way to describe it.

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 3:48 PM

sports guy e-mails on the johnny damon trade: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ex?name=simmons

Brent on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 4:27 PM

Please, dont try and blame me for any fallout with Brittney. This is the thanks you get for sticking up for one of your boys...sheesh (btw, I already sent her a myspace apology).

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 4:36 PM

so this guy i work work just sent me an invitation to his new year's party. get this, he won't even have a fucking tent, or t-shirts. what kind of party is that? i scoff at his idea of what he thinks will be a good new year's party

douglas on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 4:37 PM

chances are, they won't even have a Natty-Psyched mix either.

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love a bad name

Phil on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 4:55 PM

oh, it ain't no thing brent. things can't get any weirder

stew on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 5:39 PM

Just for the record, Seven Mary Three are playing at Coyote's tonight, not that I'm planning on going, I just wanted to say "Play Cumbersome!!!"

Marc on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 7:42 PM

Wes was a god-damned genius last night at recruiting bitches for the party. He would recruit different stages of ladies so all might have a chance. His appearance will definitely be missed tonight. So we need to have some others step up. Wade, Brent, Douglas, are good at this. I'll bet some of the others can be good too,if the ice is broken. If it goes bad, just "pull chute" and move on to the next. Tonight is pimp night, for pimping ladies. If we do it well the only problem come GBITT might be having to choose one to sleep with that night.(unless we fortify a "conjugal visit"-type trailer in the backyard. just a thought.

Brent on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 8:33 PM

Unfortunately Im in for the night...sorry guys.

Brock on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 8:59 PM

Marc, have you been smokin' something. I could almost see the glazed-over look in your eye as you typed those words.

Wing Commander on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 9:26 PM

I am in for the night. Tomorrow night I will be back in full force. Must replenish sleep and fluids. I am going to start calling the ladies back for a head-count next week.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 22, 2005 at 10:36 PM

Marc - why sleep with just one? Think bigger...think orgy!

Jerome on Friday, December 23, 2005 at 7:08 AM

It's a sad day, my ninjas. My attempts at throwing up the DOUBLE SHOCKER on TV in front of the Archbishop have been foiled. It turns out that the director cut away from me, like, a whole minute before I did it. Fuckin' Catholic television executives. I'm converting. Can anyone point me toward a Hebrew temple?

Phil on Friday, December 23, 2005 at 3:29 PM

hey brock, computer advice:

next version of windows will need at least 512mb of RAM to run smoothly. Any processor will do as long as you buy the thing new.

The better the graphics card the more bells and whistles the thing will have, but as long as you get 512mb of RAM in the sucker it will be able to run Vista which probably won't even big of a deal anyways because it isn't coming out any time soon and Windows XP will be just fine for 99.999% of anything you will be doing.

stew on Saturday, December 24, 2005 at 10:37 AM

Argghh! I hate Christmas shopping-one of these years I'm gonna start before Christmas Eve.

Bigworm on Saturday, December 24, 2005 at 10:45 AM

Also, if you get an xbox 360 and have windows xp pro (i believe) you can use your xbox and computer to record like a TiVo would.....damn Gates you are one smart MoFo.

stew on Saturday, December 24, 2005 at 8:09 PM

Haha! Check out definition #4! I've had too much eggnog!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...white+christmas

Brock on Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 12:30 AM

Merry Christmas!

This is nuts.
http://www.bakedziti.net/video/Shazzang.mov

Wing Commander on Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 12:49 AM

Happy Kwanzaa bitches! Remember to give the Tuscan Mule to the special ladies this holiday season, I know I will.

Seriously, be safe and all that shit.

Phil on Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 5:33 AM

brock, what in the holy hell was that.

btw, i've stayed up until 5:30am and NOT SANTA yet.

Bigworm on Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 9:02 AM

Philco - so do we have a t-shirt status update or are we not going through with it?

Brent on Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 12:33 PM

Merry Xmas

stew on Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 2:42 PM

If anyone else is remotely interested in going to the Gator Bowl after GBITT, I came across a pretty good deal. However, time is the enemy, so if you're interested let me know asap.

Wrecking Crew on Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 8:16 PM

Does anyone else find it weird that I work at the Jewish Hospital yet they have been playing Christmas carols on the in-house stations? And, today I turn a corner and see Santa Claus walking through the halls? It's gotta suck to be sick and in the hospital on Christmas.


Merry Christmas, bitches!! And heres looking forward to a drunken new year!

Brent on Sunday, December 25, 2005 at 10:55 PM

Anyone going out tonight...Im probably going to roll up to Dark Star in an hour if anyone's game.

Jerome on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 9:00 AM

I'm with Phil ... Brock, what the holy hell was that? I'm thinkin' that I'll have to go all Shazzang on someone today.

Jerome on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 9:06 AM

And now -- Osama bin Laden's balls hot niece. Hey, Osama - my heathen, infidel buddies here all want to lay the capitalist pipe to your half-brother's little girl

http://men.style.com/gq/features/la...id=content_4071

Bigworm on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 9:37 AM

yeah Jerome...his 1/2 niece is one hot piece of ace...I know from experience!

No, no I don't. But this guy I know, he and her got it on Woooooooooooohhhhhh.

No, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it would be like if they did.

Wing Commander on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 1:52 PM

Brent, shoulda called on Dark Star, did you get to see Watty Peytona play? Were they any good? I was the walking dead, but might have headed up for the ladies. Need to work some new area codes.

Wing Commander on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 1:53 PM

Area codes AND zip codes.

Brent on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 2:20 PM

Yeah the Watty was in full effect last night, they jammed. There were a lot of hotties out last night; I definitely could of used you.

Wing Commander on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 3:08 PM

Damn you Egg Nog, damn you to HELL!

Wing Commander on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 3:10 PM

Additional songs for GBITT:

"Have a Drink On Me" -- AC/DC

Road trip movies have the driving-cross-country experience all wrong. You and your friends and your bachelor's degrees think you'll cruise across America, entering impromptu karaoke contests (and winning!) and singing along to the Modern Lovers. And while that's sometimes true, there are a whole lot of people in our great nation who never had to ponder the question, "Should I get a DSL line?" and don't think your $50 haircut is particularly fucking cute. One place where these people congregate is Utah, where my boyfriend and I almost got stabbed at a local bar by a man who really should've asked for his front teeth for Christmas. And the one thing that saved us, the one reason I'm writing this today with both my arms intact, is AC/DC. Our lily-white New England asses walked into that bar, wanting a pitcher of Michelob and a jukebox we could smoke to. Chad, who was guarding the door, knew he had fresh meat on his hands -- the kind of folks who didn't have a license to operate a big rig. After lots of bullying and badgering, he asked us one final question, the question that would determine our fate: "Do you know AC/DC?" When we told him that, fuck yeah, we loved AC/DC, it was as if a fog of hatred was lifted, and we were his brethren. He bought us a round of drinks, and we sat down, visibly shaking. The band's powers of redemption and community were proved to me that day. Of all the songs AC/DC ever wrote about smashing things or getting fucked up, "Have a Drink on Me" is the most straight forward and honest portrayal of that moment when you decide to stay for one last beer. The power guitars, machismo, and thunder drums are here in full effect. And if you're ever in the local bar in Salina, Utah, tell them Angus Young sent you.

"Slow Descent Into Alcoholism" -- New Pornographers

The New Pornographers are a band that's good enough to give you heart palpitations. I don't remember how I first heard them, but I know that I cling to their existence now as proof that people, somewhere, are rocking. Unfortunately, that somewhere is Canada, and we're all aware that our neighbors to the north are simply doing a shoddy impersonation of us, albeit with a goofy accent. Accent or no, "Slow Descent Into Alcoholism" is one of the finest songs ever burned onto vinyl, with a beat that makes you want to prance around in go-go boots, even if you have a penis. The fact that the song's lyrics are a depressing look at one man's addiction to the sauce only makes the relentlessly upbeat melody way more amusing. Never (besides the time your drunken uncle slipped you a joint at the family reunion) has alcoholism seemed so fun, and so danceable! The organs and pop drums give the track a Phil Spector-ish party-music-from-1965 feeling, and the lovely Neko Case wails in harmony along with the tune. This is beer music, plain and simple, made for keg stands or those ice luge things that frat boys favor. It's a nonstop morbid party from the band that will eventually get its fair shake on our shores- just give them time.

Hiccup. I love the New Pornographers.

"Cold Gin" -- KISS

Who's more appropriate to encourage us to get plastered than the kings of arena big-balls rock and roll? "Cold Gin" is a certified classic, and one can only dream of how many ta-tas were bared at KISS shows, inspired by the very liquor the band was singing about. Ace Frehley's song is a masterpiece of the "I'm fed up, let's party" genre, and he names a laundry list of complaints to explain why he needs this cold, cold medicine so badly. In addition to spewing blood and dressing up like drag queens from space, the members of KISS also knew how to put their liquor away, so all this boasting isn't just idle chatter. Though it never approached the mainstream success that "Beth" garnered, "Cold Gin" is a favorite among the members of the band's "army", and with good reason. The thrash guitars and bumping bassline g

Phil on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 3:40 PM

here's the rest of the wing commander's article: http://www.blacktable.com/simms030313.htm

Molly Simms is hot.

Wing Commander on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 3:55 PM

Thanks Phil. This Internet thing is confusing.

Marc on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 3:59 PM

"from 2 of the 6 writers of scary movie"
the trailer doesn't look too great but it has Alison Hannigan for Jay
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/datemovie.html

Marc on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 5:33 PM

anyone going to trivia? tonight at 7:00

Phil on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 6:12 PM

i think i'll be heading up to trivia. not sure if they are having it or not though, but if it isn't going on I've had worse reasons to drink.

Brent on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 6:22 PM

Im down for some trivia

Wing Commander on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 7:44 PM

Canada truly is the gateway to hell:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/ameri...reut/index.html

Way to spread the disease hosers, talk about population control. I can see it in Quebec now: "You have gonnorhea? or Vous-avez gonnorhea? ...Sacre bleu!"

stew on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 8:20 PM

Wing, I'd be willing to bet you didn't know that women have legally been allowed to go topless in public in the province of Ontario since 1998. God, I love my country!

stew on Monday, December 26, 2005 at 8:23 PM

I went out to the Irish Rover with a buddy earlier today, and our waitress was smoking hot. I'm strongly thinking of going there more frequently now.

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:56 AM

i believe smoking hot waitress may be josh from wick's girlfriend.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 4:32 AM

Great night guys! Good times. Stew, why would anybody want to go topless up there? It is muthafuckin' cold 11 out of 12 months a year right? That is like saying hey crabbers, feel free to go topless in the sub-zero weather in the Bering Strait because we know you want to....Stew, stay away from Rover waitresses, bad karma, I have some stories for you. They are a cursed lot and most are wiccan.

Marc on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 6:15 AM

Bored at work? wanna watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother or Two and A Half Men? http://tv.yahoo.com/feature/cbscomedybowl.html

Marc on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 6:20 AM

Barney's Blog boasts a different "get psyched" mix including Transformers theme, humpty dance, come sail away. etc
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/


note: not all these songs start and stay high.

Get Natty PSYCHED!

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 7:42 AM

I think Naughty by Nature and Journey are a good touch for the CD.

Jay on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 7:52 AM

Actually, if it is the transformers theme from the movie, it was performed by Lion.

Jerome on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 8:23 AM

Goddamn ... now I gotta make a "Volume 2" ...

Jerome on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 8:46 AM

"High Enough"?!?!? "Change of Heart"?!?!? "Don't Stop Believing"?!?!? Some Tivo maniac out there took the time to freeze the frame and write down the songs on the CD from the show and those songs rock out. But THIS list ... who is the Starbucks Lovin'-Teeth Bleachin'-Hair Dyin'-Manicure wearin'-Showtune listenin'-face exfoliatin'-Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Fan wannabe that impersonated the "Barnacle" for this post?!?!?

Okay ninjas -- if I'm gonna blow up this piece o' shit I need help for these songs:
- Transformers Theme Song
- You're the Best Around by Joe Esposito (Daniel-San!)
- Run Away - Slade

send 'em off to i_am_jerome at hotmail dot com.

"Jessie's Girl?!?!" ... you're kidding me, right?

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 8:47 AM

GBITT Crunch Time

I'm bored at work so I am actually writing down what is being brought and what we need. If you can let me know some point that would be great.

Jerome on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:00 AM

Put me down for
- 1 bottle Jägermeister
- 1 bottle Skyy
- 1 bottle Goldschlager
- 2 Cases Yuengling Light Lager (http://www.yuengling.com/beers.htm)

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:09 AM

Jager machine
1 case of redbull (24 cans)
buffalo style chicken tenders
probably a fifth of jager

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:12 AM

Okay - Barney rocks out first of all, however, he has me confused for volume 2. Why is there no GNR on there? Welcome to the jungle? Sweet child o mine? Paradise City? november rain?

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:14 AM

The Iceman has gone down!

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:16 AM

somehow on the projected points I am the favorite. I rule!

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:16 AM

i'm bringing my drunk self, so there will be stories to tell, of course i'll have my obligatory bottle of bourbon with me, shot glass checkers, and I don't know what else to bring cuz no one's told me anything to bring, so joe, if you need anything else, i'll bring it, like food or maybe some coca-cola or ginger ale, or maybe some bottled water, if the deman is strong enough, whatever, just let me know.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:17 AM

demand

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:24 AM

Wow Schweitzer how did your team get beat?

The big question is how did my team make the playoffs - they score no points ever. That's just funny in my humble opinion. Anyways, I am pulling for Joe because that means my name sake wins out and I have a mug to prove it! #151 at Flanagan's.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:26 AM

Douglas I am putting you down for 2 liters of soda.

"The man the legend" representing

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:35 AM

to all that attended trivia last night I would like to say congrats on an excellent come from behind inspiring victory. The $50 tab will be put to use well next week. #1 in trivia #1 in your hearts

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:39 AM

This is an interesting list..Top 50 robots of all time.

http://www.impactlab.com/modules.ph...le&sid=6927

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:47 AM

Make sure you guys drink your milk!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051226...amages_bones_dc

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:56 AM

Since I wasn't here yesterday - NFL Cheerleaders, because they're hot!!!!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 9:58 AM

College Football's 12 greatest dynasties.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:00 AM

Another reason why I hate the Yankees!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

How can The Boss make Jesus trim his hair! I mean really - even though he was heading to hell I am sure God will let him know who's The Real Boss!

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:01 AM

it was a rare double whammy too. the only team name to get some chuckles and the team that won. a true trivia powerhouse.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:03 AM

did they only go to the colts game? those cheerleaders weren't nothing to write home about. what's more, I know one of the colts cheerleaders, and she's hotter than all of the girls they had pictures of, but she wasn't on there.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:06 AM

Hey I agree I wasn't all that hyped up over seeing those broads either - hoewver, it's my calling card...on monday i post NFL bitches and I can't let the brothers down.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:09 AM

NBA Cheerleaders - because the NFL one's looked like skanks!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.7.html

And this was my favorite pic too!

Jay on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:12 AM

Another posting blitz? Touche, wes.

Jay on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:19 AM

An extra second on New Years? That's another shot. Well done science.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/25/le...reut/index.html

Jerome on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:22 AM

Douglas, what are you talkin' about with "nothing to write home about"? How about the chick with the hooked nose or the one with the beer gut?

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:46 AM

fat girls need lovin' too

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:53 AM

yes they do, and normally i'm just the guy to give it to 'em, that is after a fifth of whiskey and my eyes being poked out. The hook nose was strong though.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 10:57 AM

I have talked to about 6 people and verified 4 fifths of Jager, possibly a bottle of tequila, Tuaca, So Co, Keg of Killians, jello shots, another fifth of Bourbon, a bottle Skyy, a bottle Goldschlager and 2 Cases Yuengling Light Lager. However douglas, no verification on the fat chicks.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:10 AM

we can go whale hunting fri. night if you want, no alcohol consumption on friday though so we can find the real fat ones. i don't want alcohol to ruin my vision and accidentally invite hot chicks to the party

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:11 AM

make sure we get plenty of cougars for the party too!

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:12 AM

it's so exciting when you list all the alcohol together like that. i'm salivating about how drunk i'm going to be.

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:23 AM

Oh, I forgot, you chumps have to work this week.

I will graciously accept defeat... and asking the question "How?" is just plain ignorant. His team is loaded! Drew Brees, Chad Johnson, Larry Johnson, Rudi Johnson, and Santana Moss... there is no way he should have finished 5th (except for playing those guys on bye week half the season). I was starting Maurice Hicks and Michael Bennett, not exactly the powerhouse runners of the league. But considering I romped through the regular season with a bunch of scrubs is only a testament to my superior coaching ability.

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:26 AM

Items for GBITT (pronounced gib-it):

1.75 of The Captain for my ladies
5th of Beam for the good ole KY men
6-pack of Smirnoff Ice for Phil
2-Liter of Big Red for Adrian

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:27 AM

Choke.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:28 AM

you bringing champagne? Drink it its tradition

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:36 AM

i can grab some cheap champagne if it is being requested. Brock, his team is loaded now, but at the beginning of the year he wasn't so hot. He had larry johnson, who was still relegated to backup duties to your priest holmes until he went down, moss and cooley haven't heated up really until recently. new england's defense hasn't nutted up until recently as well. not to mention he lost t.o. from that lineup. He's got the quintessential fantasy lineup, the one with the right players playing for bubble teams that need to win and are peaking at the right time.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:39 AM

Brock usually brings champagne and walks around with the entire bottle shoving the bottle in everyone's face saying drink it its tradition.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:41 AM

i was in the bathroom at the stroke of midnight pissing, my girlfriend comes running around the house trying to find me for her kiss and I had no clue it was midnight. Needless to say, I don't remember that. But the offer's still good unless brock wants to take care of that himself.

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:45 AM

Well, since there is supposed to be 1000 hot chicks there, you might want to bring a few extra bottles to shove in their faces.

The bottle from last year was my grandparents, so finding such a sentimental bottle may be difficult. However, I'll attempt it by buying a bottle, giving it to a bum, then as I throw a dollar at him, slug him in the jaw and take the bottle. We can then refer to it as the champagne Brock stole from a bum after he kicked his ass for a dollar.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:47 AM

hell of an idea

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:49 AM

But why would you pay him the dollar when you can do it for free?

Brock you have been steam rolling the competition and fell victim of guys peaking at the right time for their bubble teams. That is why you lost. If i didn't already lose, no way I would have made it through you because Manning was out and Wayne was the defensive focal point since Harrison was out. Needless to say - it doesn't matter.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:50 AM

This does not occur without two things, a witness and a camera. I think that's a splendid idea, the only thing that would make that idea better was if you invited the bum to the party, we all kick his ass together, and then kick him out, and to be nice, we'll throw him an extra dollar

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:51 AM

As for superior coaching - it's fantasy football..shut it!

And it helped you knowing you were the only guy who read the scoring rules.

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 11:52 AM

Touche' Wes. I would also like to thank that sonofabitch ref who tossed Steve Smith out of the game for making him pay attention to a fight. I could actually hear fantasy owners around the country curse that guy's soul.

By the way... my Bearcats are starting to open some eyes.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2271606

Jay on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 12:00 PM

Joe, just to recap for your list, I will be bringing
1 fifth of Tuaca
1 fifth of jager
Ginger ale
Lime juice
some kind of fattening junk food
I saw the tuaca on the list. If you think it's needed, I can bring a case of redbull instead of jager.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 12:03 PM

how far will a case of red bull go?

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 12:05 PM

we have 3 jagers and 1 case before Jay. A poll, a second case of redbull or more Jager?

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 12:11 PM

24 cans = 1 case
3 jagerbombs per can = 72 jagerbombs for 1 case of redbull.

3 fifths of Jagermeister with about 20 shots per fifth = 60 jager shots available.

If we use the chipped shot glasses we can get about 30 shots of jagermeister/fifth, now we have 90 shots of jagermeister available.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 12:20 PM

I am leaning towards plastic shot glasses. Keep from breaking.

Jay on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 12:21 PM

This article makes some interesting points. However, people do need to get the stick out of their ass.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ION04/512270313

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 12:25 PM

I say Jay bring Red Bull. We will recruit another person to bring more Jager. B Mac also has Jager and we can get more.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:18 PM

I vote red bull, we always run out of red bull before jager, and you can never have too many red bulls. In all honesty, is 90 jager-bombs going to be enough? Actually, I know it won't be, we're alkies. As for the plastic shot glasses, I understand your reasoning for their use, however I must insist on the regulars, due to the fact that the buoyancy factor of the plastic shots make for too much floating in the red bull and not enough mixing. The mass index of the regular shots provide for the right ratio of red bull:jager.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:31 PM

Douglas - we just pour the shots in now without dropping the shot glasses in the bottom.

Douglas - your theory sucks because Jager is still more dense than redbull, therefore it should sink to the bottom. And you don't want a proper mix, what you want is redbull first, then the jager-redbull mix, finished off with redbull. This way keeps us inline with the Barney factor - starting high, ending higher.

Time to get psyched!!!!!

Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
You give love
A bad name

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:32 PM

Jay - I too vote Red Bull! If you can get to Sam's it's cheaper there, probably $31 bucks for the case.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:35 PM

I have marked you in for red bull, Jay. Is it sad that I made an Excel spreadsheet at work today to show who is bringing what?

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:37 PM

Damn I'm bored

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:38 PM

Wes, that was nothing more than my attempt to fit in with you dorks. I don't give a shit what shots we use, as long as both red bull and jager get in my belly.
Joe, what's sad about that? It's important, certainly more important than any work you're doing.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:38 PM

or not doing

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:40 PM

lets nominate Adrian to bring more Jager

Jay on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:49 PM

Redbull it is. So, is it bad that I have been exceptionally randy all day? I think I'm in my rut. The feelings subsided around lunch, but i'm still ready to rub my crotch on one of the support poles found around the office.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:51 PM

Douglas - I know buddy, but I still like fucking with ya.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:58 PM

I know u do, but to get back at you for fucking with me, you're going down before midnight.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 1:59 PM

just dont drop any bottles of jager

Jay on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:05 PM

I think we need to do a scientific analysis on the density of redbull vs the density of jager. Jager is certainly more viscous than redbull, but does float on top when you drop a shot in a glass. If we do it mathmatically, for the sake of simplicity, Jager is essentially an alcohol water mixture, which as we know from Bob v. Andrew, is more dense than just water. However, Redbull is also an electrolyte mixture, so it will also be much denser than water. We need an analytical balance for this. I should have stolen one from bellarmine yesterday.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:11 PM

good god, i apologize now for saying anything in the first place, I was being stupid, however I fear that this really will become a long discussion point today. I can already see us on Sat. night talking about this shit too instead of just drinking

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:11 PM

I second the "taking Wes down before midnight challenge"

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:13 PM

could be fun

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:15 PM

If you make Wes drink all the Jager, then they won't have anything to talk about. Rule: whenever chemistry is brought up, anyone with a chemistry degree has to take a Jager-bomb. In addition, math and computer people have to take jager-bombs if any topic of the internet, money, or HTML is brought up. Bonus: If someone talks about HTML, Douglas gets to punch them in the stomach.

Brock on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:17 PM

Idea: Should we have beads present at the party. Kind of like a tribute to N'Awlins. Plus, its a nice way of getting titties flying all over the place.

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:17 PM

wow, good thing douglas wasn't around last night when I was explaining non-breaking spaces.

photographer arrested: http://www.boingboing.net/2005/12/2...er_arreste.html

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:18 PM

brock, you are a genius.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:37 PM

so are we turning new year's party into one big drinking game?

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 2:43 PM

If it's a game, here's the rules, get as drunk as you can as fast as you can. First to pass out gets a big pat on the back the next day from all of us, and the knowledge of knowing that you provided the bulk of the entertainment, as the rest of us got to fuck with you while you were out.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:02 PM

sweet

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:04 PM

Sorry - I will make it to midnight.

Analytical balance my ass.

Jay redbull and jager are composed of the same basic ingredient, i.e. WATER

Like dissolves like - remember that simple phrase. The reason why jager "floats" is due to the equilibrium of the dispersion when the jagermeister is introduced to the redbull medium. Jager is not all water and alcohol and too contains other ingredients which makes it more dense than water/ethanol alone.

Jay - methanol is less dense than water which is what andrew used in the bob experiment- Bob was illustrating hydrogen bonding with Andrew not density.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:16 PM

http://media.putfile.com/Family-Guy...em-and-50-cen64

Marc on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:24 PM

Holy shit, big post day. I have an old bottle of the Barton's Long Island Ice Tea mix that I used to carry in the "Marc's bar in a Bag" It can be made tastey and lethal. But don't tell the ladies. another idea in ice. Joe's fridge only produces so much, and more will be needed for drinks. and some might be needed for wes's fists and chris's weapons... i mean arms if they have to regulate.

besides that i can bring more jager or something else and snack food. i wouldn't know what champagne to bring but IF there are a bunch of ladies there thenit would be classy to have enough... you know..... before the orgy.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:26 PM

I'll put you down for jager and Bar in a Bag

Marc on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:27 PM

anybody want to try your luck at trivia at wicks tonight at 7:00? sometimes, just sometimes Turner uses the same questions which helps me on my way to victory and a $50 feast and boozing. I was planning on going but as of yet, will be alone.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:28 PM

I am tempted to make an appearance.

Marc on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:30 PM

Here's a question, what will be done with the excess alcohol and stuff IF the party is not as huge as it should be? Do the suppliers take it home with them? do we keep it at the burkett house to use for future pre=night drinking? or do we use it to start stocking the Natty Sci Bar project?

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:31 PM

take home with you are donate to the Natty Sci drinking society

Phil on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:32 PM

i think joe had a stroke in the middle of that last post.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:33 PM

that is or donate

Marc on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:35 PM

last night i had lots of fun, including for many hours after trivia. plus we could use some more chick recruiters, because I just perfect the patented "Natty Sci Awkward Stare" until the ice is broken and then my specialty is two-fold "Jump on the Grenade" and "Not Getting Any."

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:38 PM

Nothing is funnier then the Jay and B-Mac last week picking up chicks at BWs.

Marc on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:39 PM

okay, so looking for goodtimes at Wick's trivia tonight at 7:00 and picking up chicks....whose coming with me? We can hit the other bars too. Just an idea to stop by some bar we don't normally go to recruit. like I could sing karaoke at Akiko's and make all the ladies swoon and hot and finger-bangin' themselves and you guys can tell them about the party... how i'll be there...and get their digits. just a thought.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:45 PM

I might make it out.

Jay on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:49 PM

Way to go, Captain Obvious.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/cond...reut/index.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:49 PM

So currently I am still writing the Business Process for my company. This is harder than one would think. To sit down and formulate a process for everything from customer account establishment, to sample processing, to inventory management, throw in some account receivables, and....yeah you guessed it...my thoughts are how we are gonna govern ourselves. Atleast someone has faith in me.

Jay on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 3:55 PM

Wes, I was actually just trying to freak out douglas, and it worked. And the whole alcohol/water thing is due to hydrogen bonding. However, while the volume decreases, the mass remains the same. Therefore, since density=mass/volume, the density would also increase. And I'm still really horny.

Bigworm on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 4:01 PM

Correct.

joe on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 4:02 PM

this chemistry is whats making you horny isn't it?

stew on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 4:32 PM

FUCK!! I hate incompetent people! Why must people be constantly pissing me off?! I only have 175 bullets! If today keeps going like it is, some motherfuckers are gonna be on the business end of aforementioned bullets! Damn!

Brent on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 4:40 PM

I could be persuaded into a little trivia tonight. Im not drinking tonight though, my head is still pounding from last night. What turned out to be an innocent 7:00 trivia, turned into a 6 hour monday night drinking extravaganza.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 4:44 PM

Stew, i have the feeling that something is bothering you. Is it Jay's horniness? That's kinda icky isn't it? By the way, if anybody hears of any jobs opening, I'm officially looking for a new one.

douglas on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 5:23 PM

joe, dodson just called, he's probably coming to GBITT, I gave him a few details and he's excited. He has to work new year's morning at 7, so another one of our missions is to get him passed out and miss work. we'll just put him next to wes if it's before midnight. Also, shannon is supposed to be coming, along with megan hardin and laura buonanno, so there's some serious eye candy. no word on her younger sister yet, but still working on it.

stew on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 6:00 PM

What time is trivia at Wick's? I need to get out.

Marc on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 6:17 PM

dammit, it's at 7:00. i said it that at least 3 times already.

Stew and I are going to trivia and i heard joe and brent might as well. anyone else wants to we'll be up there from 7 to probably 10.

stew on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 6:33 PM

Represent for the 'Sci Bitches!! What else are ya gonna do on Tuesday night? You can sleep when you're old.

Joanna on Tuesday, December 27, 2005 at 6:43 PM

OK, Suzanne and her friends are definitely coming to GBITT (I can't believe I just said that).

Marc on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 12:20 AM

way to come through Joanna.

Brent on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 1:18 AM

Sorry for bitching out tonight fellas, those chics were wanting us to talk to them (hangs head with defeat)

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 7:40 AM

damn, GBITT is coming together pretty nicely it sounds. We rule!! If you pitch it they will come.

Jay on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 7:47 AM

Marc, you better bone up on your kevin bacon skills. I've been coming up with good challenges all morning.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 8:34 AM

Marc, brent and stewie, I apologize for missing the back to back questions on Tony awards and sports. It was a sad day in my life and I promise to memorize the Tony award winners for the past 10 years before next trivia day. I will be our Tony award expert.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 9:10 AM

Sorry fellas - I was entertained by the xbox game SW episode III....man my jedi are badasses.

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 9:14 AM

so what was this bitching out? and how can u not know your broadway musicals, joe? I thought you were mr. gay culture.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 9:30 AM

The only questions I ever get right at trivia are literature, tony awards and sports.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:08 AM

I just received an RSVP from a buddy of mine from work to New Years. His wife is going to be giving birth Thursday night at Suburban Hospital to their first born child. She is leaving the hospital Sunday morning. He plans to leave the hospital and drive over throughout the day when the hospital gets boring since it is just around the corner. She told him just be sober Sunday morning. How awesome of a wife is that?

Jay on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:16 AM

A cool chick I work with doesn't have anywhere to go for new years. Now, this sounds cool, except that she's married. However, I was applying to the Natty Sci executive board for invitational affairs if it would be cool to invite them. Let me know by lunch.

Brent on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:18 AM

Doctor: "Im sorry sir, you cannot hold the baby because you're drunk."

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:20 AM

drunk is the reason I have this kid

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:26 AM

good come back joe - Jay..Chris and I are married. As long as she doesn't take offense to me gathering everyone up and telling them never get married.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:28 AM

Who is the executive boards?

Jay on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:30 AM

I was just trying to sound important. Really, I just wanted everyone's thoughts on invited another married couple.

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:44 AM

Kaelyn was conceived on a very drunk night, not to say there weren't plenty of sober nights i got mine, but the actual night in question that my boys laid pipe, they were whiskey bent and hell bound. is that the black dude u work with? Do we have a token at our party?

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:46 AM

Yep. We are diverse.

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:51 AM

so you're saying we have yet another reason to drink? to celebrate the birth of life? seems as good as any to me. at least it's more noble than trying to get wes to pass out before midnight, or getting girls drunk to throw down tuscan mules. nevermind, the tuscan mules are quite noble.

Brock on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:54 AM

Wes, your SW Episode III game pales in comparison to Battlefront II. IF you don't plan on having a life anymore, I recommend getting it. BUT, if you plan to do anything for the next 3 weeks, don't get it... you will never escape. Who doesn't enjoy slaughtering Ewoks and Wookies! Especially when you can be Darth and do it.

Brock on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:56 AM

I think Joe should start an Excel sheet listing all the reasons we have to drink this New Years, so they can be listed off after midnight and shots will be taken for each event.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 10:57 AM

I am on it. Feel free to post more reasons.

#1 New Years
#2 life, new and old
#3 Alcoholism
and so on

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:00 AM

#4 wes passing out
#5 Tuscan mules
#6 Diversity

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:03 AM

Fellas seriously I can't pass out by New Years..or get really drunk and become an asshole because of outside circumstances. I am not asking you to like it, just respect it.

Brock - I got Star Wars Battle Front II for Christmas, it's still unopened though. How does it compare to Halo 2?

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:09 AM

#7 to wes's first period

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:11 AM

I have 14 so far

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:18 AM

Douglas - let's just say there are other forces at hand here.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:22 AM

What's cool in episode III ROTS...you can unlock Vader and Old Ben Kenobi and play versuses mode with them.

It's also fun to pit anakin vs. vader or Obi won vs. Old Ben Kenobi...fun times.

What makes ROTS fun to play is it has simple controls for complex moves and the FORCE interaction is superb and easy to control. Also, it's similar to LOTR return of the king RPG where you can power up your players moves. It's always fun to do the force choke lightsaber impale move with anakin.

Furthermore you can bust out the jedi mind trick and after anakin turns to the sith he can shoot lightening. All in all..good times.

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:23 AM

sorry wes, that joke was too easy and i couldn't pass it up.

stew on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:31 AM

Joe, this one's for you buddy.
http://www.tonyawards.com/en_US/index.html

Jay on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:33 AM

Since no one has responded in the negative, I'm going to go on and invite the girl. And her huband.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:34 AM

already been there today stew

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:39 AM

Brock - what faction do you play under in BF2?

Rebels, Imperials, CIS, Clone Troopers?

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 12:01 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2270041

Wing Commander on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 12:24 PM

Guys, tent is all set. Joe we need to coordinate when their guys come out to set it up. Should have more info soon. Jay, married couples aren't bad if said married girl, brings remaining unmarried friends....wild-ass unmarried friends. It can be like a benefit. $20 admission unless you bring 2 hot single female friends...kinda like canned goods, except with women.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 12:29 PM

I get off of work Friday at 3:30. Anytime after 4 on Friday or Saturday morning would be best if possible.

Jay on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 12:43 PM

I went out to lunch, and I ran into Pat Hoban. How weird is that. And my coworker appreciated the invite, but didn't feel like driving into louisville on New Years Eve. Can't say I blame her.

Jay on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 12:45 PM

I think it's safe to say we all knew this. R.I.P. though.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/...g.ap/index.html

Jay on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 12:58 PM

Stan Lee turned 83 today. Excelsior!

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 1:30 PM

friends don't let friends get bored at work:
http://www.orbitzgames.com/puttputt/

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 1:47 PM

which episode of Family Guy has the clitoris, nature's rubick's cube. I know it is Tom Tucker that says it.

Marc on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 1:57 PM

joe it is in "Running Mates" episode
http://www.familyguyfiles.com/episo...Running%20Mates

Jerome on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:00 PM

Article in tomorrow's Courier-Journal ... "How women are like canned goods by Wing Commaner"

I really wanna hear Wade at GBITT say, "Damn, baby, you're so fine I wanna peel the label off of you and recycle your can"

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:07 PM

I tell you what..I will up the ante..I will even buy someone a jagerbomb at GBITT whoever pulls that line on a single girl. Douglas - your baby's momma doesn't count for you.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:32 PM

so this guy at work was looking to buy a pair of jeans off ebay for $265. They had a beaded flower pattern on the back pockets. He insisted that in 3 years they are going to be huge in Louisville and we will all be jealous of him. Instead of calling him gay and getting fired, I took the high road and said I would set the over/under a lot higher. He kept saying they are huge everywhere else. Anybody heard of dudes wearing this shit?

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:36 PM

wes, tell me when, tell me where, tell me who

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:37 PM

is that that one frat fag u work with, who needs a book to pick up women? yeah, the only guys that wear that shit live in key west or san francisco. invite him to gbitt, i wanna kick his ass.

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:38 PM

u should've called him gay, i would've

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:39 PM

Outside of work fair game, at work possibilty of fired

Brent on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:44 PM

Its official, I will be showing up to GBITT fashionably late as I have to work, so hopefully you all wont have scared off all the ladies by 1:30.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:45 PM

they will be liquored up and ready to go

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 3:50 PM

Yeah Joe some guys do where that shit and if they lived here they would be douchebags. Unfortunately, in places like New York, Chicago, Miami, L.A. it exists and those guys are referred to as Metrosexuals and in San Francisco - homosexuals.

As for them ever being big here - I seriously doubt it. The only way it would go big here is if we ever got a professional team here and the star of the team endorsed that shit. However, we do live in the midwest, south, or where ever else you want to classify us at so I doubt that shit would go over well here, not for the guys atleast. Now for chicks, yeah I could see that working but not for dudes.

American Eagle, Abercrombie, Polo, Tommy, Nautica and Levi's have more of a market here than that shit. I believe we will be spared so in 3 years you will get to kick that dude in the balls and call him queer. In fact, the craziest pair of jeans I know someone to buy is Lucky Brand Jeans (but yes there are more expensive pairs out there) and that fucker bought his destroyed (ripped with holes) for a large sum of money for a pair of jeans.

Douglas - why are you looking for another job?

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:01 PM

as an official "i had that shit before it was cool" guy, i can say with 100% confidence that not only are those not cool anywhere else, they will never be cool.

in fact, I can't even find a pair of the things that aren't made for females. but I did find these pants, which I think are royally bad ass: http://cgi.ebay.com/Bali-Print-Blac...bayphotohosting

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:02 PM

To make a long story short, my company is in the middle of a lot of changes that I'm not in total agreement with. I think they're trying to grow too big too fast. Also, the company restructured itself recently, and where I thought I was going to be a manager by the summer of '06, that's not going to happen. It's not a bad job that I'm at, I'm not unhappy or anything, but I need to go back to school, and they're not paying for it, and I work too many hours to do it on my own. I just don't want to get too complacent where I'm at, and b/c I can't really move forward here, I want to move somewhere else.

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:04 PM

these are the jeans I want!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Red-Monkey-Comp...1QQcmdZViewItem

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:05 PM

And not that I'm a fashion connoisseur, but when I was in Vegas recently, a fairly hot spot for fashion and pop culture, there were no dudes dressed like that. My midwestern ass fit in just fine. And I've got stories to prove it....unfortunately they all stayed in Vegas so you all can't hear them.

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:07 PM

oh shit, i just realized something. i bet the flower jeans this dude bought are the red monkey crap that i just linked to. i wouldn't say it WILL be popular, because it currently is the trendy jeans to own if you are willing to drop the cash on it. complete fad though.

in three years, no one will give a fuck about those jeans and there will be a new fad like putting pictures of big wheels over your crotch or something

Brent on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:14 PM

Too late Phil and you call yourself, "I had that shit before it was cool" gimme a break

http://cgi.ebay.com/a-bathing-ape-l...1QQcmdZViewItem

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:14 PM

Yep - complete FAD. The good things about fads are they go away. Joe, I think you need to take a different angle on this topic with this dude. I think you need to tell of the stories at GBITT how one guy showed up wearing those jeans and all the ladies wanted him. Play the angle that it takes a real ladies man to be able to pull that off and you should encourage him to drop all of his paychecks on shit like that.

That is what I'd do, but I'm the asshole.

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:16 PM

i've been leaving white splotches on the crotch of my jeans since I was 12. I'm talking big wheels done with orange puffy paint.

Brent on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:16 PM

Nicely done.

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:17 PM

i'd tell the guy "oh, those jeans that jay-z was wearing this summer? yeah, those were pretty cool, but I thought they went out of style. it's cool you can still find them on e-bay though. wow, the prices are a quarter of what they used to be! good ol' supply and demand!"

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:19 PM

Word.

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:20 PM

hammer pants need to come back in style

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:23 PM

When did Hammer pants go out of style?

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:24 PM

excellent point

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:25 PM

all wear hammer pants to gbitt?

joe on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:25 PM

You have to wear the "I stopped being sexist because bitches hate that shit"

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:26 PM

i say we get jerome to wear the dragon pants and tell girls that he is celebrating the chinese new years.

douglas on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:33 PM

i am wearing that shirt, but i could wear it with hammer pants, or even better, those spandex pants that we used to wear to run in

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:42 PM

Nice.

http://wtsp.com/weird/weird_article...x?storyid=23004

Maybe those weren't really priests who ass raped the little kids.

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 4:58 PM

Philco - did we get everything in order for t-shirts or are they a no go? I haven't heard you mention them for a while so I am assuming they were never ordered.

Phil on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 5:22 PM

we tried to get a hold of some people but the holiday rush fucked us. a couple of places looked promising, but it would put a delivery date of around Jan 4th. I think if we are going to do t-shirts things need to be solidified about 6 to 8 weeks in advance of what we want next time. We need time to check out the quality and colors of the t-shirts, then we need to get some sample printings to see how the size of the design works out, we need to know the number of people and the size of people, and all kinds of stuff we didn't think through. Plus the fact that these places are barely open right now didn't help.

So wade and I discussed alternate plans of actions:
1) get t-shirt size and phone numbers of people there (bonus: instant digit close)
2) Get Natty Psyched CDs for everyone
3) Some crappy cafe press stuff

I come from the if we are going to do it, do it right mentality. It seemed like we had a design that most people were ok with, but no ideas of numbers or sizes. So we'd basically be dropping around $400 for shirts that in all likelyhood would never get worn

Bigworm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 7:29 PM

Hey it's cool - CD giveaway would be better for that I guess anyways.

Next year we are planning in advance so let's get our shit together. So are we going for a "Blowin' Up St. Matthews" t-shirt instead?

Marc on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 9:25 PM

The Chipmunks are pissed
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/chipmunks.html

Marc on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 9:29 PM

Nothing funnier than classic gaming meets classroom interruptions
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2005/12/...aninvasion.html

stew on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 9:41 PM

And you thought you were a sports fan, (don't worry I did too):
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sport...z?event_id=1941

Brent on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 9:59 PM

Anyone up for the chronic? Pretty funny SNL skit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=zLElfJ9YCh0

Wing Commander on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:21 PM

I don't need no freaking embroidered jeans, I got bubblegum stuck down there. That gets the ladies looking. That is the show stopper for GBITT. I wanna see someone pull that one off.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 at 11:23 PM

Also, we need to invite these chicks, there is no we can get slapped for using the canned foods or bubblegum lines:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/eds_es/sets/1498455/

Jerome on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:09 AM

god damn ... I just got outbid for the fuckin' dragon pants ... sorry, guys ... I guess it'll just be a pair of SKIDZ for me

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:20 AM

what in the holy hell just happened in the Michigan game?

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:39 AM

there are over one thousand people on the michigan rivals forum right now.

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:41 AM

wow, the number has gone up to 1,400 registered users. in the last 10 minutes there have been over 100 new topics. not posts, topics.

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:20 AM

ESPN now has the highlights from the Michigan game online: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/recap...e=ESPNHeadlines

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:25 AM

Brock, Michelle and Myself were putting together the dream cast for the Natty Sci movie. See what you think. some might need to be re-thought. others I believe are perfect.

Jay as Phillip Seymor Hoffman
(think Almost Famous, Along Came Polly)
Chris as Matt Damon
(think Good Will Hunting, The Bourne Identity)
Wes as Sam Rockwell/Ray Liotta
(think Matchstick Men, Confession of a Dangerous Mind OR Goodfellas, No Escape)
Brent as Jeremy Piven
(think PCU, Old School, Ari Gold on "Entourage")
Joe as Luke Wilson
(think Old School, Bottle Rocket)
Stewie as Jimmy Fallon
(think Jimmy Fallon on SNL)
Phil as Ben Stiller
(think Along Came Polly)
Michelle as Cameron Diaz
(think Charlie's Angels, Something about Mary, Sweetest Thing)
Lynnie as Wilmer Valderama
(think somebody besides Fez that Fez could play)
Joanna as Elizeth Shoe
(think Hollowman, The Saint, The Karate Kid, Cocktail)
B Mac as Chris Klien
(think Election, American Pie 2)
Adrian as Aston Kutcher/Matthew Lillard
(think That '70s Show, Just Married, Dude, Where's My Car?)
Brock as a "fat" Val Kilmer
(think Val Kilmer but fat)
Douglas as Scott Caan
(think Tweeter from Varsity Blues, Ocean's Eleven)
Marc as Jack Black
(think Enemy of the State, The Jackal when mellow think Shallow Hal when drunk)
Katie as Anna Farris
(think Scary Movie, The Hot Chick)
Mark Fandino as Jay Hernandez
(think Crazy/Beautiful and Ladder 49)
Church as Taye Diggs
(we need a diverse cast)
Wade as David Koechner
(think Anchorman, Waiting, Dukes of Hazzard and of coarse Snake on Planes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/)

any thoughts?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:55 AM

Hmm...so are we wanting to go with sly and devious or gangster for me?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:02 AM

Cause I was actually thinking Christian Bale (American Psycho, Batman Begins) or Jude Law (Alfie, Enemy at the Gates) for me, simply because Ron Jeremy isn't a real actor and not for sure if Vince Vaugn could pull it off.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:05 AM

And I was thinking John Cho (Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and American Pie series) for Lynnie.

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:37 AM

Despite what anyone will say about not liking their "suggested" matching actor. I believe no one in our crew in "cool enough" or "sauve enough" to be Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell or Ryan Reynolds.

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:42 AM

another idea for Brock is Billy Zabka (Johnny from Karate Kid)
the hair fis the machismo fits. can even introduce his character with "You're the Best!...around" song.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 7:51 AM

how long did that casting take?

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 8:50 AM

why? think i spent too long on it? or not enough time on it?

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 8:59 AM

I was simply amazed

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:02 AM

Marc - this is what I am having a hard time with, when I read those "think (insert movie here)" is most of those actors have really different characters so I kind of have a hard time seeing which one...or is it a compilation of all movies listed.

For example, Jeremy Piven in PCU is completely different from Old School.

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:05 AM

i could pull off tweeter from varsity blues

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:12 AM

the movies listed were (in my humble opinion) an example of the actor/actress playing a charater similar to a portrayal of one of us. not simply a "you know... the guy in all these movies" but instead "his/her character in these movies resemble the matched-up Natty Sci member"

P.S. The Douglas-Tweeter comparison is one of my favorites, and it sounds dirty too.

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:14 AM

mark fandino = cheech marin? not from any particular movie, just trying to think of short latinos

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:15 AM

point taken on the Piven reference Wes, in that case I tried to combine a few of is characters to morph into Brent. also, who else would you want to play Brent but his brother Jeremy Piven?

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:19 AM

we mentioned cheech and other people who normally just play "the ethnic role" (ie: Lou Diamond Phillips, Danny Trejo, even Freddie Prinze Jr.) but tried to keep the ages as close as possibly even though some are apart by just over 20 years.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:29 AM

Well whenever you have a twin in showbiz..he must play him.

How about Luis Guzmán for Cuban.

And yes Douglas is very much Tweeter - they even look alike. Tweeter are you gonna like prison?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:31 AM

2 yr old baby found drunk.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10634256/

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:34 AM

Of course Marc you also thought that Jake Gyllenhaal and I were twins - from Bubble Boy.

Atleast you didn't say Lil Nicky (Adam Sandler) reminds you of me.

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:41 AM

still think you look a little like him, but since he's a goofy guy, we could write him in for adrian. except we'd need a heath ledger character to have gay sex with him.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 9:52 AM

on a different subject I called party mart and reserved a half barrel of Killians to be picked up Saturday. If you don't like killian's the hell with you.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 10:02 AM

Time to get psyched.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE
A BAD NAME

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 10:08 AM

52 hours and 52 minutes

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 10:11 AM

Not sure about prison, need to find out what the hell is on my balls though...

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 10:55 AM

Along with emroidered jeans..another crazy sweeping the nation. I am going to start this fad now and in 3 years, you guys are gonna be so jealous.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/...kers/html/1.stm

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 11:01 AM

I don't know about you guys but in a Doomsday situation, I want the Army, Navy, and Air Force calling the shots...not 3 of the Homeland Security advisors.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051229...sday_succession

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 11:02 AM

I mean defense secretaries

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 11:09 AM

ryan reynolds is canadian, how are we not cool enough to be him? sorry stew

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 11:35 AM

To anybody else at work, is it ungodly slow there too?

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 11:38 AM

is it Philco's birthday?

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:00 PM

yup, it's phil birthday. so we should do something special, something he'd like, maybe somewhere he would like to go....I know....O'Shea's. There's an original thought.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:01 PM

lets get him Lisa

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:13 PM

bullshit, she's mine. i wasn't there to "not roll-up" on her and like a bowler, i'm gonna poke all 3 holes. (by that i'm implying sexual intercourse in three specific female orafices: the mouth, the vagina, and the anus)

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:13 PM

Today’s Highlight in History:

On December 29th, 1845, Texas was admitted as the 28th state.


On this date:

In 1808, the 17th president of the United States, Andrew Johnson, was born in Raleigh, North Carolina.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:16 PM

Hey Marc, weren't we arguing 17th president Monday?

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:26 PM

no, i said andrew johnson was the 17th president. i was arguing as to whether Andrew Jackson was a President. Which I was wrong, because he was the 7th President. It all started when Brent stupidly asked who's the only person on cash money who was not a president. He was only thinking on Alexander Hamilton ($10 bill) and forgot Benjamin Franklin ($100). but i added Andrew jackson, and was wrong. but brent said he was the 9th president, then the 14th-16th, then the 18th, then the 21st-24th. also i told him that McKinley was on the $10,000 bills that only banks used before computer shuffeling of money and not on $100,000 like he had said. well i was wrong again. but another not president is on cash.
http://www.answers.com/topic/large-...in-u-s-currency

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:32 PM

it's my birthday, bitches!

so who is up for going out tonight? Big Jay called me yesterday, my sister and her dude David will be out and about with me. Perfect time for "haaaaaaave you met phil."

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 12:34 PM

well we can't pull that line at O'Sheas or Wick's cause the answers will all be "yes, I haaaaaaave met phil."

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 1:16 PM

Okay give me a call when you fags get plans finalized for tonight.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 1:44 PM

Chris and Joanna are in town tonight I believe

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 1:52 PM

let me know about the plans, i could be down

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:00 PM

I just received a phone call from phil. He is in my backyard as week speak having the tent installed.

Get Psyched!!

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:05 PM

the tent is in the backyard now, not the driveway due to the fact that I don't want spikes driven throught the concrete. What does anybody think to keep the ground somewhat dry so we are sitting in the mud?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:14 PM

Do we have any tarps? We can lay that across top the grass, atleast in the high traffic areas and also a doormat for people to wipe their feet at the door.

Marc on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:16 PM

what about an old carpet? joe you said you found a couch behind Smith furniture, what about checking dumpters ehind carpet sellers? or maybe the extra days will help the ground UNDER the tent stay dryer. or you recruit your two neighbor kids or some of us to help build another deck, one that can be moved to the tent spot and back.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:19 PM

Cardboard boxes?

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:23 PM

i like the dumpsters behind carpet stores idea the best, it's not as ghetto as cardboard boxes or tarps, it's free, and when the party's over, you have something you can put in the basement.

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:23 PM

i'll help you go hunting if need be tonight

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:27 PM

somebody map me out some carpet stores

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:35 PM

I have some carpet in my basement that I do not think that Abby and I will be using. You guys plan your dumpster routing and I will talk to her tonight and maybe you guys can stop by and pick it up if she doesn't mind.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:38 PM

I know of a couple places to look around hurstbourne lane area. Other then that I got nothing.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:45 PM

I know know how much carpet is in my basement, but you are more than welcome to it.

Brock on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:45 PM

Uh, yeah, my dad owns a carpet store

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 2:46 PM

can you get your hands on 600 sq. ft of carpet. I don't know the exact dimensions, but Phil does.

Brock on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:00 PM

That's a helluva lot of carpet... you won't be finding huge pieces in dumpsters... thats for sure. They usually re-sell anything over 6X10, so you'd be looking at patchworking 4X6 pieces into 600 square feet... quick math... thats a lot of freaking little pieces - I'd take holes in the driveway.

I'll talk to him tonight when he gets back in town to see what kind of scrap they have and if he knows of any place you could scrounge it up.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:10 PM

cool man. We will find a way.

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:13 PM

we can do it!

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:16 PM

just gotta get psyched!!

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:29 PM

tent is up. 600 sq ft, but it has two big ass polls in the middle. patch work carpet would of course work, because that is how we roll.

the heater is in place along with the tent walls. the ground "could" dry out with the heater running, but I don't know how much fuel the thing has.

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:32 PM

are we gonna scrounge for some old beatup couches or anything? I'm gonna' need relief from standing probably around my 9th, no, 10th jager-bomb.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:35 PM

I have 1 couch in my garage I either found or stole and patio furniture. Wade said he would lend patio furniture if needed.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:42 PM

hey phil, what would you say is length by width?

Phil on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 3:44 PM

30'x20' on the footage.

I scouted out some couches today, but they were wet...which probably wouldn't be comfortable or sexy.

joe on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:14 PM

Well, I am outta here for the day. If anybody has any ideas or knows of any carpet give me a call. Otherwise, when anybody figures out what is going on tonight give Chris or me a call.

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:32 PM

Brock if these people win, you might be able to argue the same for goats!

http://www.wtsp.com/weird/weird_art...x?storyid=23056

Wing Commander on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:33 PM

Joe,

Your neighbors just put the St. Matthews police on speed dial. Mega weird looks from the people in back. They know that there is no f'ing around this year. The only request from the tent people is that Big Jay not install any glory holes in the tent sides.

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:40 PM

Glory holes, hmmmmmm......

Brent on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:41 PM

Glory holes...that's rich, nice one wing

douglas on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:46 PM

so big jay can't do it, but what about the rest of us?

Wing Commander on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:56 PM

I signed and paid for the damage waiver and it mentioned nothing about glory holes. Wonder if I should call them on that one?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 4:59 PM

Sometimes you have to study your enemy. Music video made by some Dookies.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/27491/

stew on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 7:22 PM

So...I just enlisted today and will be leaving on Jan 30th, hide your sisters!

Brock on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 8:30 PM

With the Canadian army or the US army?

Bigworm on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 8:42 PM

Stewie - You have already proclaimed me to be a damn genius, then you go and do something like this. Next time listen to me.

Brock on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 8:59 PM

Wes, to answer your question from yesterday since I was too busy slaughtering wookies and getting drunk. I usually play the empire, but I'm not dedicated to a particular side, I'll play them all.

stew on Thursday, December 29, 2005 at 11:30 PM

Looks like the Bengals will be pretty good for the foreseeable future. They've got both Johnsons, Houshmandzadeh, and now Palmer signed for a while.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2274314

BTW, happy birthday Phil. Here's to many more.
And Brock-it's the United States Marine Corps. The Canadian Army didn't have a recruiting station in Louisville, actually all they have is canoes and muskets.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 7:59 AM

My mind keeps flipping, this is awesome, I can't believe we are doing this. You don't fully appreciate the tent until you see it. This is unbelievable. I can't believe we are doing this.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 8:25 AM

Everybody off work today is a bastard.

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 8:32 AM

Ha ha..I am not a bastard!

Here at work the technical people still had to show up because the warehouse personnel are taking inventory. Also what I found funny, the other day my boss (general manager of Finos and VP of Tabler) was asking me if we are off today.

Why didn't I say "Yeah I believe we are" and leave it at that.

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 8:34 AM

Stewie - how long did you enlist for? If you change your mind we can probably claim you were drunk whenever you enlisted and can probably get you out of it.

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 8:38 AM

Stewie - Oh no this is bad news, it just hit me! Why did you do that before New Years fucker? Do you know hard it is going to be for me to not get trashed now? Uh oh, I think the odds just went 7-5 that I might get trashed before midnight.

Damn you.

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 8:46 AM

best names in college basketball

http://www.collegehoopsnet.com/columns/051229.htm

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 8:49 AM

Wow - I wonder why catholics were mad?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20051229...G9mBHNlYwMxNjk3

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 8:54 AM

Sweet someone else is bored out of their mind today

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:00 AM

What are you going to do over Christmas? I am going to skip a week of class and travel to Iraq. This has to be one of the worst ideas ever.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/29/te...p.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:08 AM

I am going to do all of my shopping at Overstock.com, simply because their CEO is a lunatic like most of us.

This article is well worth the read.

I almost fell out of my chair when I saw that he initiated a program to help uncover the "Sith Lord" who had plans to ruin overstock.com. Also worth mentioning are the drugs and dead bodies in his trunk.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/1...tock_stock_dip/

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:08 AM

And the best part is the comment from the writer, "You can't make this stuff up".

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:12 AM

Today's Crime Reports in the Courier Journal

Lets have none of this at GBITT

ASSAULTS/THREATS

5300 block of Milner Road. A man said a person swung a meat cleaver at him, cutting his face and hands about 3 a.m. Dec. 21. The victim said he grabbed a butcher knife to defend himself and cut the assailant numerous times. The police report said both people had been drinking earlier.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:18 AM

What a great day of B-days

Eliza Dushku, 25
Kristin Kreuk, 23

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:22 AM

UK and UofL should both do this.

http://www.womenofku.com/2006/

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:25 AM

so the tent is freakin' marvelous fellas. truly something you'll have to see to appreciate. i don't have anything to say really, but i'm bored and spending a my pointless day at work b/c no one wants to talk about mortgages today.

stew on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:26 AM

Thank you for that last link Wes, I can now go to work a happy man!

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:36 AM

yep

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:40 AM

man I am psyched! Today's goal at work, compose a letter to my neighbors apologizing in advance and giving them my phone number to call before they call the cops.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:42 AM

So I just counted and 16 of the 54 people in my department are here today. This blows!

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:45 AM

Obviously Chase is paying you to be super productive today, huh?

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:48 AM

Hell ya! If they only knew, but someone has to be here in case someone's line of credit is blocked.

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:48 AM

Looks as if we are all being paid to be highly productive today.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 9:50 AM

I just busted out my yo-yo and silly putty at work.

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:12 AM

i don't get paid, i pay myself, and it being the end of the month and my month's already gone to shit, there's not much I can do, so I'm not even getting paid to do shit.

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:13 AM

i am going to priscilla's at lunch though.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:14 AM

we get free pizza today.

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:49 AM

free pizza, visit a porn shop......

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:50 AM

what a great day

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:52 AM

there should be more work days dedicated to porn and pizza

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:53 AM

so are we the only two dumbasses at work today, wes has disappeared for the last hour, what's he doing, actual work? haha, sucker

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:55 AM

what a dumb bastard.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:56 AM

Play Freebird you ugly mother fucker!!

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 10:58 AM

actually, i think it was more like play free bird you stupid cunt cock sucking shit eating mother fucker. i should've yelled at him last night

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 11:01 AM

you should have. I think he would have remembered you. You think Jay sang Journey last night so Phil wouln't have to burn down Flanigans?

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 11:09 AM

he probably pussied out. u hear that jay, you're a pussy!

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 11:14 AM

All I know is that the band better rock out tomorrow!!

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 11:16 AM

I think all 16 people at work know about GBITT by name. I keep getting visitors asking the question, "You have a tent in your backyard for a party?"

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 11:22 AM

so management bought pizza for all 54 people but only 16 are here. Jackpot!!

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 11:49 AM

Sorry fellas - nope still the 3 of us at work. I am working up a cost spreadsheet so we can figure out some accurate pricing for a product line we are launching.

Brent on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 11:49 AM

Hey Joe email (brent.cecil@insightbb.com) or post your address, so I can just mapquest it instead of calling and asking for directions

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 11:50 AM

And make sure you print that shit out and spread the maps around at the local bars with a big STAR that says..Coolest New Years Party in Town on it.

Jerome on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 12:13 PM

Looks like I'm at work today too ... Wing Commander has yet to appear ... I don't expect Phil today as he is most likely recovering from his birthday.

Jerome on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 12:16 PM

Directions to Joe's house ... Go to St. Matthews Elementary and turn toward the direction of the big ass tent

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 12:18 PM

excellent directions. You can see the tent roughly 4 blocks away

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 12:19 PM

one of my neighbors was looking at the tent and made the comment that all we need is a midget dressed as a clown and we got a circus.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 12:39 PM

anyone know how to find someone's name if you know their address. I am trying to find my neighbor's names for the precautionary letters.

Jerome on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 12:40 PM

Apparently, these crazy mofos try and catalog any and all media references to the age old quote "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

http://www.darryl.com/badges/

Jerome on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 12:44 PM

I don't know of any "reverse lookup" services, but make sure that in your letter you mention something to the effect of "if you are single, female, under 30, and wear a size 6 or lower please feel free to join in the naked fun" ... oh, oh and also mention that we'll have chips 'n' shit

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 1:05 PM

How does this sound?

Neighbors,

As you might have noticed, we are having a get together of our friends for the New Year’s holiday. Guests will be arriving roughly around 4 o’clock when the UL basketball game begins. If you wish, we have a selection of food that you are more then welcome to come by and try. On another note, some people will be outside in the tent throughout the evening. If you feel that we are disturbing you, feel free to give us a call at ***-****. We will be more then happy to take care of the situation.
Thanks,
Joe & Chris Burket

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 1:24 PM

joe, use whitepages.com, and click on 'reverse address,' that'll give you the listing for the address. use it all the time at work

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 1:31 PM

none of them are in the white pages. It skips over their addresses. assholes

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 1:33 PM

Sounds good Joe, also add "If you find a midget wearing a clown outfit wondering around outside, please give us a call at ***-****" that will get some people to stop by just to see the midget sized clown.

Also, "if you need to get in touch with Mr. Platt, locate the keg at the party"

Jerome on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 1:49 PM

hmmm ... none of Joe's neighbors are listed ... there's some kind of conspiracy there, but I just can't put my finger on it ...

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 1:56 PM

your neighbors are douchebags

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 1:57 PM

i say we tee up some golf balls on beer bottles and fire away

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:03 PM

I think they would skip the phone call if we did that.

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:05 PM

the phone call to us anyway, not to the SMPD

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:08 PM

maybe we should just hit the golf balls inside the tent....imagine the hilarity that would ensue

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:12 PM

Actually what we need is a big pole right in the middle, one not supporting the tent, to be used as a stripper pole. We can build a little stage around it, or make sure the finer carpet is there!

Joe - did you get any carpet flooring for the tent.

Wing Commander on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:16 PM

Wing Commander checking in...you guys like the tent?

Checklist:

Tent - Check
Keg- Check
Jager Machine - Check
Heater - Check
Letter to Neighbors - Check
Miscellaneous Alcohol - Check
Sound System - ?
Lights for Tent - ?
Jello Shots - ?
Lotsa Ladies - ?
Phil back from stomach pumping at hospital - Check
Back roads route to Top Hat and State Liquors - Check
Prophalatics - Check

Where are we at on the question marks?

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:21 PM

Sound system...phil mentioned something about adapter for labtop to speakers.

Lights - when I get home from work hooking up white x-mas lights in tent.

Jello shots - Chris and Joanna are making at some point.

Lotsa ladies - in my pants

Brock on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:28 PM

Good news Joe,

My dad says there are tons of carpet left from a job they just did. Its all piled up in and around their dumpster. He recommended picking it up this afternoon. He said it was cut into 6' strips about 8-12' long, so that should do you well if you need more. You can give me a call and I can either ride with you out there or give you directions. Its up in Sellersburg.

Jerome on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:30 PM

At some point, Brock mentioned beads (heretofore known as "titty treats"). Is anyone rounding those up?

For married guys like me, it's the cheap thrills that make an evening.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:34 PM

my hero
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10640449/

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:52 PM

joe, are we going carpet snatching tonight? haha, i said carpet snatching

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 2:58 PM

I say we should

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 3:00 PM

dumpster diving carpet snatching...the natty sci way

Brock on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 3:04 PM

Directions:
http://www.google.com/maps?hl=en&am...157731824433672

Also a shameless plug for my old man's business. Who needs flooring?

Brock on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 3:06 PM

Stupid Google Maps, its on Maple Ave not Maple St, thats someone's backyard.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 3:10 PM

douglas - when do you get off work? I get off work here in a second. Chris and I are going to the grocery and putting up the lighting. That is all I have to do.

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 3:13 PM

i mapquested it, we're good to go

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 3:14 PM

5:30 unless i can get off before, i might as well have my pants down squirting jizz on my computer screen with as much work as i'm doing right now, so i'm a try to leave sooner.

joe on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 3:25 PM

that would be a little more productive then I am now

Phil on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 3:36 PM

i just woke up and feel like shit. everything smells like tequilla.

douglas on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 3:55 PM

so any thing interesting happen after we left?

Green Baron on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 6:24 PM

So, if you want to see Anne Hathaway's knockers; you'll have to endure 2 hours of gay man-porn.
They're in Brockback Mountain.
Oh wait, did I call it Brockback? Yah, I did.
It is a good movie actually, if you can get over the dudes makin' out and pokin' each other; that's a little touch to stomach.

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 6:49 PM

Wow, that was actually a pretty good burn Baron. I am upset with myself that I didn't think of that first. However, atleast I didn't have to watch gay porn to enjoy the burn.

Brock - might need flooring in a year or two for my basement. When I do need it, I will talk to your dad about it.

Bigworm on Friday, December 30, 2005 at 6:53 PM

If anything is going on give me a call.

Brock on Saturday, December 31, 2005 at 12:29 PM

Less than 12 hours before the bell tolls. I'm psyched!

With in that time:

"I can't believe you got a tent" will be uttered 100 times.
Wes will be passed out
Jay will have pulled out the guitar to seranade the ladies.
Douglas will be attempting to poke glory holes in the tent.
Marc will have done the charlton dance.
Adrian will have referred to Big Red for the 1 millionth time.
I will have demanded at least 20 people drink from the champagne bottle, because its tradition, fuckers!
Abby will have consumed 50 Jello shots.
Chris and Joe will have regulated on 5 random bastards who have shown up.
Someone will be referred to as D.A.R.Y.L. despite having the name Rick.

Here's to the New Year! Rock on Natty Sci.

joe on Saturday, December 31, 2005 at 1:50 PM

I'm psyched

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