Oh, you're nailing me! cool!

I was going to wait until the previous post got to 1000, but I figured that over 200 posts would be made between 8:00am and 9:00am as people start coming into work. This of course assumes Joe is able to actually find a path from his room to the front door to leave the house - and doesn't fall asleep before he gets there

So, time to start planning for the Seventh Annual Blow Up St. Matthews...

Posted by Phil on January 1st, in the afternoon | 682 comments

Comments

Phil on Sunday, January 01, 2006 at 3:55 PM

i'm going to have to start remembering to update these things more often...the previous page was almost 400kb. that's a lot of masturbation jokes.

Phil on Sunday, January 01, 2006 at 4:32 PM

wow, doug floutie with the drop-kick extra point: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ie.dropkick.ap/

Phil on Sunday, January 01, 2006 at 5:47 PM

my favorite part of the Flutie drop kick is that you know that somewhere out there, a fantasy championship will be lost by a half point by some dude with vinatieri as their kicker. And they will be found mutter "why try a fucking drop kick, old man!" in the fetal possition on monday.

Phil on Sunday, January 01, 2006 at 8:30 PM

Larry David on Brockback Mountain: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/01/o...article_popular

douglas on Sunday, January 01, 2006 at 11:09 PM

yeah, about last night....

we all got extremely fucked up, joe maybe got laid, or didn't, who knows, i chugged lots of champagne, it's tradition, and am vowing to never play checkers with bourbon again. b-mac is a cheater at checkers, i have like 70 pictures that i'm going to download on Tuesday and I will send them out, they are very funny, including a video of me singing bon jovi. wes didn't make it to midnight, he didn't pass out, but that still doesn't negate the fact that he didn't make it to midnight. i've had a hangover from hell, but it's entirely well worth it. can't wait for the 4th.

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 12:13 AM

if you are looking at a place to publish photos, try http://www.flickr.com

Marc on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 2:03 AM

i don't understand the topic title. did i miss a funny line at the party?

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 2:50 AM

i tried to think of a funny sex related quote. And I thought of the 40 year old virgin, and I got distracted and decided that it must be done.

Full quote:
I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"

Jerome on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 8:06 AM

2005 sucked ass ... This year's resolution - I will now answer my cell phone like this: "Set, Hut!"

adrian on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 8:20 AM

Why the fuck does ND and Ohio St. play at 4:30? They should have the late night game.

Bigworm on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Well I'm off today so if you fuckers go to lunch anywhere give me a call.

Douglas - You are correct, didn't make it to midnight. However, I would have at the party, but that doesn't matter. Abby felt so bad the next day for causing a scene, but like i tell her - no one really cares about that because the party still rocks on!

On another side note - The HIV is more contagious than strep throat - Rock Rock ON!!!!

stew on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Not sure where the HIV fits in there Wes, but oh well.
Well, I gotta go buy some stuff for Gator Bowl party. GO CARDS!!

Joanna on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 10:16 AM

All of you that are off today- you suck. I am still tired from Saturday. A long nap today would have been nice.

Jerome on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Where's everyone watching the game?

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 10:29 AM

flanagan's!

Bigworm on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 10:35 AM

I was talking to Kelley (Douglas's sister) and she gave the lame excuse that she had strep throat at the reason why she wasn't stopping by the party. My response to that was "Strep throat? So what I've got the HIV and that is a lot more contagious than you and I am here!"

That comment was well worth just to watch Douglas almost fall on the ground because he was laughing so hard. So other than Kelley being sick, a guy at the party with the HIV, B-mac kept yelling in the phone that her brother is a pussy, I can't think of a logical reason why she wouldn't want to show up.

And I talked to Joe yesterday when I picked up my Jager machine, and he is all about buying a GBITT t-shirt that Kat designed just to commemerate the event. I am game for that as well, Philco can you get that set-up?

Bigworm on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Why didn't he just keep his mouth shut and stay in school.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?...p&type=lgns

stew on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Phil, you have a big-ass tv at home, plus you don't have to pay for booze you drink at home...and you're going to Flanagans??!

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 11:14 AM

yeah, but I gotta be at work today. For reasons I can't explain, sneaking off to flanagan's to watch the game is more responsible than just watching it at home.

Don't ask.

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 11:54 AM

for future parents: make sure to pick up Potty Time with Elmo, which asks your kid the important questions related to taking a dump: Uh oh, who wants to die?"

http://www.local6.com/news/5784303/detail.html

(with video goodness)

stew on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 11:56 AM

Fair enough Phil.
Anyone know somebody that wants to buy a car on the cheap?

Marc on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 2:10 PM

what kinda car stew? i have 3 bad cars in my family right now. mine and my father's cars are best while still 10 years old each

adrian on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 2:37 PM

If it is a delorean then i will buy it.

Marc on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 2:59 PM

i met a guy with a Delorean once. i got to see it up close in the garage. Silly bastard didn't have a working flux capacitor.

Jay on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 3:29 PM

So, I feel the need to apologize to everyone. I don't know exactly everything I did or said, but I do know it was fucked up. Anyway, with that being said, Big Jay didn't sleep alone that night. Oh!

Bigworm on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Well Louisville played about as well as I thought they would, fortunately for them, VT didn't. With that being said, VT still wins 35-24!

I'm still praying for the Horns to beat the men of Troy!

adrian on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 4:22 PM

All i am saying is Jay, did you cop a feel? Because if you did that would be awesome...I mean horrible!

Brock on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Adrian wore Julie's pants! Literally.

Jay on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 4:33 PM

I easily could have, but i'm a classy guy.

Bigworm on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Um..who is Julie?

Jerome on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 4:49 PM

...fuckin' Hunter Cantwell ...

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 5:22 PM

marc, the calculus book you should purchase is this one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/03...ks&v=glance

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 5:28 PM

btw, that book is about 100 years old so you might want to read the excerpt before buying it if you don't think you can follow the language...

Phil on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 5:50 PM

video of Scarlett Johansson from Love Song for Bobby Long: http://www.smithappens.com/video_sc...rlettfinger.php

probably not safe for work - unless your work is cool with you watching Scarlett Johansson getting fingerbanged at work.

Michelle on Monday, January 02, 2006 at 9:39 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/michellebunger/

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 7:26 AM

So, I blacked out. I heard some good stuff happened.

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 7:28 AM

did anyone see me carrying a bottle of tequila? If you did you should have taken it. That is the last thing I remember doing.

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 7:34 AM

has anyone seen my dignity I seem to have misplaced it?

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 7:45 AM

Yeah, so it occurred to me that I should not have implied that anything happened, because it totally didn't. And I still owe everyone an apology. Except for wes, he left too early for me to offend him.

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 7:50 AM

Michelle, those pictures are awsome. The best are the photos of us lifting weights.

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 7:56 AM

I have a bruise just above my right elbow where some "ASS" punched me. And it wasn't Chris!

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 8:03 AM

Wes and I killed the keg on sunday. It had just enough beer for 2 left in it.

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 8:05 AM

if anyone else has pictures please put them up. I know douglas and joanna do, and I found a digital camera, I think it is Julies.

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 8:47 AM

I just saw the pictures and all i can say is Good Times!

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 8:50 AM

FYI - Patrick Cranshaw died on 12-28-2005.

You're still my boy Blue!

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 9:04 AM

Michelle - those pictures were awesome..good job!

I just want to throw this out there, because people overheard something that happened in the past and they think this is the reason why Abby was crying at GBITT. Yeah, I have done some things and said some things when I have been really drunk, things that I have never thought nor think about my wife. As a result, I have hurt her in the past, however, that was in the past and not directly the reason why she was crying.

The reason why she was crying is because she heard people talking about the drunk Wes stories, how people wanted him to show up because let's be honest, Drunk Wes is fun. Let's also be honest, belligerent Wes is not so much fun. Whenever drunk Wes is around hey good times happen, but also keep in mind there are times that Abby has had to take care of my retarded self, and those times cause her pain. There is a difference between drunk Wes and belligerent Wes and while drunk Wes was having a good time at the party, belligerent Abby was being reminded of all the bad times that Belligerent Wes has put her through.

It was the drunk wes stories and people giving abby a hard time for not letting me drink which is what done her in, because she thought of all the bad things that she and I have been through on those belligerent wes nights.

Abby and I talked about things and as far as I know she was talking to Joanna about the bad times we have had this past year and some one overheard. I don't care who overheard what they thought they heard, I just wanted to clarify as to what really happened!

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 9:20 AM

I am officially placing myself on injured reserve.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 9:27 AM

Shit if Joe's on IR, someone needs to call me up from the damn minors. But then again, can anyone really replace the number one switch hitter in the league?

Jay, the only thing you need to apologize for is the pole dancing. Leave the pasties at home, bruh'!

Joanna on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 9:44 AM

Gotta love personality changes while drunk. That's why I can't drink bourbon anymore. I verbally abuse Chris. That's not too good.

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 9:47 AM

i have pictures that are fucking hilarious, including a video of, let's just say, me getting psyched! Jay, you have nothing to apologize for, if anyone did offending it was most likely me, especially considering the shit I was yelling outside of joe's door while there were still about six girls in the kitchen at the time. And I don't know why, but the HIV is funny as hell, especially when you're telling my sister you have it to get her to the party. Not sure why that would make any girl want to come to the party, but I guess that's what makes it funny.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Exactly!

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 10:11 AM

I would take offense to the switch hitter comment, but I have no dignity.

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Adrian, if it makes you feel better, I have a big bruise on my chest from chris. And a bruise on my arm from lenny. You know what a fun game is? Chris coming up to me and saying "Hey jay, where is your kidney?" I point to it, and chris proceeds to punch me on the other side. good times. And for the record, I remember getting spanked, but I can't remember by whom. Can anyone fill in those details.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Jay, check out all the ninjas raising their hands when asked who spanked you ...

stew on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Totally unrelated to GBITT, but still funny:
http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/2005/12...south-park.html

BTW, I did not return to the titty bar last night. I will not go back until Thursday or Friday at the very earliest!

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 10:42 AM

happy b-day winnie cooper

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 10:49 AM

yeah, last night i discovered a couple bruises, no idea where they came from....

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 10:51 AM

the barnacle would be proud

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:08 AM

that's who I mold my life after.

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:08 AM

get psyched!

stew on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:12 AM

We might need this at the next large function, to accompany Wes' Jager machine:
http://www.awolusa.com/page-2.htm

stew on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Ok, since I was talking about it last night, here is the James Dungy myspace profile, although I'm not sure how I feel about posting it:
http://www.frycookonvenus.com/misc/dungy/

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:16 AM

I saw that last week...it is very disturbing.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Charles Robinson actually wrote something worthy of thought:
"Maybe we'll be looking at Sunday's loss as the most beneficial in Texans history. Then again, maybe Reggie Bush will be the next coming of Eric Metcalf or Dave Meggett."

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:27 AM

So I just got my year end review back at work. Is it bad that one of the first things in the review is "possesses a humor that helps to alleviate tense moments."

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:28 AM

I like David Carr's comment after the game: "I'm much happier to be in this locker room than theirs," meaning the 49ers locker room, the winning team.

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Are you shitting me? That's an awesome review!

Jerome on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Damn, Joe - Some places that means double your salary!

"He can't calculate his way into a girl's panties, but he's funny as hell. Increase his pay and add another square foot to his cube."

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:38 AM

I do what I can.

adrian on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Nice one Jerome.

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:03 PM

Marc, I just talked to a girl I work with who was all about being our female lead vocalist. Should I bring her to practice this weekend?

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:04 PM

I took me a moment to catch jerome's joke. That is supa dupa funny.

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:08 PM

fuck bringing her around your friends, bring her to your house, then be a gentleman and give her a tour, show her your bedroom, show her your guitar, then show her your cock.

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:10 PM

that's probably similar to what joe did, but he fucked up somewhere b/c she ran out crying to a slow clap

stew on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:14 PM

Good one Douglas, how funny is the slow clap when it's applied in that context, I'm still laughing!

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:17 PM

For the record, I think I started the slow clap. And even if I didn't, I still feel really bad about it. And don't disrespect female members of the band that way. ASS.

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:19 PM

haha, she's not a member yet. and i wish i was there for the slow clap, it had to be the funniest moment of the night

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:20 PM

By the way, Wade, thanks for the tent, it was awesome, and helped to make one helluva party. Marc and Jay, you guys did real well, and I don't remember how much heckling I did, but I do remember hearing Free Bird, so for that I thank you.

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:30 PM

I think it goes without saying, Thanks, Wade. However, I guess I should say it, since he dropped a wad on natty sci.

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 12:30 PM

I meant a wad of money. Pervs. Thanks again though, wade!

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 1:35 PM

I'd stick with dudes Jay.

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 1:37 PM

stinky monkey:
http://grinroom.com/stinkymonkey.htm

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 1:56 PM

ghetto bitch
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5216732

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 2:10 PM

We're trying to expand our sound, and a female vocalist can do it.

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 2:11 PM

you should really try to play at O'sheas or something

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 2:26 PM

I would like to. It might be easier to do it at wicks on a weeknight. Maybe we could be the music between Turner's questions.

joe on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 2:38 PM

that would be awesome

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 3:06 PM

it's open mike night on Sundays at o'shea's if you want to play up there. Not sure what one has to do to get up on stage, but some of the clowns I've seen up there got nothing on the Big Jay Experience featuring Marcus Brodie.

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 3:43 PM

if you play, i won't even heckle you, and on open mic night, i'll heckle the shit out of every one else and fuck them up, making you guys look even awesomer

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 3:48 PM

See fellas that's how you know Douglas is a true friend!

Brock on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Even awesomer. Nice.

Jay on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Good looking out, douglas. Phil, what time is said open mic night? And how many songs does one get to perform?

Marc on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 4:07 PM

hey jay. (firts off i love to wake up late, then i get to read a shitload of posts to start off my day. and i won't be able to wake up late for very much longer.) secondly, sure why not. i don't know here. so i assume she's got a good voice, and has a personality that will mess well. still need a bass player, drums and piano. saw a girl playing up at o'sheas last week. she supposedly plays solo every other wednesday. now true, she was singing some jewel, but she also sang some 4 non blondes and had a good voice and played guitar.

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 4:08 PM

hmmm, not too sure about the details of open mic night. surprisingly, I've only been up there for it once and that was because the bills were playing on sunday night football and I didn't have cable. My guess is that it starts around 11pm and you play two or three songs. Now, that was during the football season. It might start at 10 during the rest of the year.

next time I'm there, I'll ask.

Marc on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 4:09 PM

once again. i have been strucken by a disease that does not allow me to communicate either through talking or typing. I apologize for the horrible spelling and grammar above.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Brent - China is the #4 economy in the world. They just surpassed 3 other countries last year and are not quite at 2 trillion USD per year. I was claiming they were 6th or so, not #2. So who get's the dollar?

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/21/b..._Pack_cn=122105

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Brent - China is the #4 economy in the world. They just surpassed 3 other countries last year and are not quite at 2 trillion USD per year. I was claiming they were 6th or so, not #2. So who get's the dollar?

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/21/b..._Pack_cn=122105

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Thanks Wes, for some reason I couldn't read it the first time, and if you hadn't posted that twice, I'd be up shit's creek.

Marc on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 4:29 PM

wasn't brent saying they were the #2 and you said #6 and it turns out #4. so you both were equal distance from the correct answer. you don't owe him shit. I said Andrew jackson was not a president. (which is wrong) And Brent said he was the 9th,10th,11th,12th,13th,14th,15th,16th,17th,18th,20th,21st,22nd,23rd,24th,and 25th president.
i admit i was wrong. but i named the majority of the presidents by number he thought that Jackson was. good thing i got my dollar back though, cause i'm poor. (wish i woulda collected on that $1000 bet Brent made me that "the guy in the Machinist (Christian Bale AKA: Batman) was actually Jim Caviezel (AKA:Jesus)"

Marc on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 4:33 PM

hey speaking of my ass being poor and musical ability previously. Wet Willy's has a karaoke contest on Wednesdays. Before I think you had to qualify and then win a final competition. but it looks like now best of the night wins $300 and worst wins $50. Anybody want to go up there with me sometime since i can't afford to sit around and drink. make it a hangout night. and if we get enough of natty sci signed up for the contest we could have two winners. just a thought.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 5:07 PM

Sure why not Marc - I will cheer you on.

Marc on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 5:08 PM

anyone want to go to wicks for trivia again tonight? phil and stew mentioned they might.

Brent on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 5:35 PM

Wes, not sure where the CIA gets their intel but they have them second. Then again, they also thought Iraq had WMD's...

http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications...os/ch.html#Econ

Marc on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 5:43 PM

big jay, stew and myself are gonna head up to trivia at wicks tonight at 7:00 all else are welcome to join.

phil's sister, cat on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 5:50 PM

this is amazing. It's long, but stick around for the castle & underwater music towards the end!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mariopiano.html

douglas on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 6:45 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5217316

I especially like the part when the QB coach for Virginia Tech supposedly "considered" pulling Vick from the game at halftime. I suppose he thought long and hard about it, thought some more, and then realized, "oh wait, this is a fucking bowl game and we don't have a shot without him. So yeah, we'll let him play and get all the glory for giving us a bowl victory over U of L, we'll take the payday and the added exposure, and then penalize him after the fact." Don't you love hypocrisy in college sports?

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 7:53 PM

i just spent WAAAAAY to long trying to program the remote for my DVR to control the volume on my tv and receiver. I also realized that the "cold" medicine that I have been taking is actually ginkoba. At some point I must have accidently put the ginkoba into the tylenol cold box.

This has not been my day....

stew on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 8:07 PM

Douglas, yes I hate the hypocrisy in college sports. It exists everywhere in every program to varying extents, but mostly I just hate Marcus Vick. I can't say I'd mind if he got ran over by a train.

Phil on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 8:12 PM

they are lucky that the USC/Texas and PSU/FSU games are so highly anticipated because the "added" exposure hasn't been too great. The only mention of the game that I've seen on ESPN so far today has been about Vick being a classless punk. On PTI they said that even when VPI manages to win bowl games, they still come off as cheesy and classless. They also said that "Going to virginia tech seems to push you towards bad behavior at some point." I caught the end of around the horn and they had also talked about Vick being nothing but a wanna be thug relying on his last name to get by.

People are showing up on the message boards from big 12, SEC, and big ten school saying that Louisville, even in losing, showed they are a better program than VPI ever could hope to be and that they were wishing we were even close to full strength to see what we would have done to them.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 8:21 PM

Guys, no problem on the tent. Glad everyone had a great time. Next year we need a hot tub for the ladies. Joe, sorry about your house and sex life man. Seems like only one of the two managed to end up sticky at the end of the night...

The word is spreading...it is going to be "the must see and be seen at party" for 2006.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 8:31 PM

Wes at work?

http://www.smithappens.com/video_nexteldance.php

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 03, 2006 at 8:33 PM

Also, inside footage from Joe's bedroom on NYE:

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1647089/

That explains the crying.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 12:33 AM

doing ok, adrian?

some dude is outside my door yelling at someone in the parking lot "FORD! FORD! FORD!" He's been doing it for at least 2 minutes.

Jerome on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 12:43 AM

Adrian ...
"WE ARE" "PENN STATE!"
"WE ARE" "PENN STATE!"
"WE ARE" "PENN STATE!"
"WE ARE" "PENN STATE!"

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 2:26 AM

ok, so I managed to actually take my cold medicine. Tylenol PM Night Time.

I am now more awake than I have been in my life. I feel like I just drank 18 jager bombs laced with coke. I thought that crap was supposed to help you sleep.

Fuck you, tylenol.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 3:16 AM

man, being up this late and not being able to sleep meant I got to watch live as family members were told that their loved ones were not in fact alive like geraldo told them, but only one of them lived.

yeah...not good times.

Marc on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 7:03 AM

hey jay. i haven't been on LouisvilleMojo is a long as time but since Brent said he got back on there I occassionally check it now. saw this ad for tonight

Rachel Stump and Brian Knopf @ O'sheas
Singer songwriter oriented music with a little Jewel, Patty Griffin, Dave Matthews, and Jack Johnson thrown in for good measure

Says Brian is gonna be up there considering going. and possibly hitting up some karaoke at Willys afterward to possibly make some cash.

Joanna on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 7:13 AM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/58892865@N00/

Marc on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 7:24 AM

For Big Jay

Psylocke in X3: X-Men 3 (with picture of hot Philippine-born actress playing her.
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/6...8/678526p1.html

Jay on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 8:15 AM

She was super hot.

adrian on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 8:32 AM

Last nights Orangel Bowl was a hell of a game. I thought my heart stopped two or three times during the game. Congrats to Florida State for showing up and playing a good game.

Go Lions!

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 8:46 AM

From what I watched it was one of those games where both teams sucked and somebody has to win. Similar to watching the UK game last night. You can't get excited about Rondo hitting that shot. Yes, you won, but it was highly disappointing.

adrian on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 8:52 AM

I would agree that the field goal kicking was shitty but other than that it was a great defensive game.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 8:57 AM

the other thing to remember is that Penn St had their first and second team running backs get knocked out, so FSU was able to key on Robinson. Besides the Michigan game, that was the best bowl game I've seen so far this year.

joe on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 8:59 AM

were FSU field goals missed wide right or left?

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 9:02 AM

wide right I believe. although wide would be an overstatement. One was a foot off, and the other hit the post. Juuuuuust a bit outside.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 10:03 AM

I, for one, welcome the return of our Marv Levy overlords!
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2279669

The football good will surely smile upon Buffalo.

Jay on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 10:10 AM

YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...t.ap/index.html

He looks glorious!

douglas on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Truly a sad day in American history. We should has lesbians wrestle topless in his honor.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 11:45 AM

wow, not only is the mainstream press ragging on Vick for being a punk, videos of it are showing up on non-sports sites: http://www.smithappens.com/video_vickstomp.php

Jay on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Douglas, you're a genius. See if you can work that out.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 12:02 PM

so on slashdot their was an article titled "Shared your most dangerous idea" which talked about an article were a bunch of scientists were asked that question and they waxed on philophically. pretty boring stuff. what I thought was funny was this comment on the post:

My Humble Submissions
1. Shaving my back with rubbing alcohol and fire+.
2. Testing for the presence of pheromones in ball sweat by putting my hand down my pants, cupping my balls, and holding my hand over my sleeping girlfriend's face while she slept.*

+ I was going to do this while in the shower with the water running off to the side so I could hop into the water in the event of the inevitable accident
* Danger: She's a biter thus the reluctance to tea bag her directly

stew on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 2:10 PM

Anyone wanna buy an Xbox? No its not a 360, just the regular one...2 controllers, remote w/adaptor thing. Plus any of the games I have. I don't really play it that much anymore, and I certainly won't have the opportunity to use it at all after the 30th.
If you are interested, call me or email me at stewart.gentry@insightbb.com. My goal is to unload it this week, so I'm gonna offer it to alot of people, but I thought I'd put it up here first.

stew on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Oh! Almost forgot...if anyone here golfs, I also have a decent set of clubs with bag and all that has been used like twice that I don't really need either.
Once again, if you want it, the earlier you call me the better.

Jay on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 2:24 PM

Stew, how much are you selling your xbox for? Marc, I got that girls number, so we'll be getting together this weekend. Rock on!

douglas on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 2:57 PM

i'd be interested to know how much the xbox is too

Jay on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 3:51 PM

I'll fight you for it douglas. (and I'll lose.)

douglas on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 3:56 PM

you could probably win the fight, just showing some interest, i won't break my bank for it or anything

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 4:24 PM

the ongoing investigation drinking game!
http://rocketboom.com/vlog/archives..._05_jul_15.html

stew on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 4:32 PM

I'll sell it for $100, so it's kind of a case of who wants it first...you know who you are :-)
Anybody got any plans for watching the game tonight?

stew on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 4:36 PM

Tour hurricane-ravaged New Orleans for $35-only $3 of which goes to help restoration:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 4:46 PM

pretty funny thread on the texas message boards about the hype USC is getting: http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwt...part=1&vc=1

History Channel - USC v. Greatest armies in history

So far, they have USC blowing out Ceasar's army in Gaul, and edging out the Germans at Normandy. Tommorrow is Pete Carroll against Napolean. Gotta go with Pete on that matchup.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 4:53 PM

man, i think some of these guys are just ripping off the chuck norris site, but I thought this was funny:
reggie bush was really supposed to die for everyone's sins, but jesus himself said it would be a sin to not see him play football

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 4:58 PM

"Reggie Bush once scored a touchdown so fast that, after breaking it down on film, scientists were forced to admit that the shortest distance between two points is not a straight line. "

Brent on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 7:21 PM

"Reggie Bush had sex with my wife and filmed it. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen."

Brent on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 7:22 PM

What happens when an entire nation rises against the Trojan Footbal Team? Ask the citizens of Atlantis.

Marc on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 7:25 PM

I'm gonna do some karaoke at Wet Willy's tonight If anybody would liek to join me. Stew said he was gonna watch the game at Flanagan's and then meet up with me.

stew on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 11:37 PM

Jay- I watched NL's "Going the Distance" as you recommended and I thought it was pretty good. Particularly the line, "dude, its a fucking iceberg-lets piss on it!" Cuz thats how we roll in Canada.

Phil on Wednesday, January 04, 2006 at 11:54 PM

wow, i don't think I've ever seen anything like this in my life: http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/story/9144110

adrian on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 12:25 AM

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

stew on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 12:30 AM

Holy shit! I thought I'd seen it all after the Orange Bowl, but what a bowl season!!!! Vince Young is the greatest college QB I have ever seen! The guy is goddamn brilliant. 467 total yards! Reggie Who? I demand a recount for the Heisman! Congrats to the Longhorns.

Brent on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 12:31 AM

I liked out Leinart almost fucked up after the game and said, "it was a hard fought wi..loss"

Bigworm on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 12:42 AM

That's right you USC mutha bitches, you just experienced the "Vince-Factor"!

Horns 41
Trojans 38

I have to say..I am one happy guy.

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 12:56 AM

sorry i couldn't make it out guys. i have turned my living room into a treage center. blankets, soup, gatorade and football, all while praying i didn't pick up mono from all those hoes that be kissin on me.

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 2:16 AM

Governor elect of Virginia going after vick too: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...e.ap/index.html

Marc on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 3:28 AM

okay, i had a decent night, all by myself. I rocked out at karaoke, but did not win. A guy who did a damn-near spot on Michael Jackson version of "Billie Jean" won. He could even dance like him, hiked up his pnats to reveal the white socks and black shoes at the bottom of his white stiped pants. He even had a michael Jackson glove, and tore his shirt during the song. Now, that was just way to much stage presence to beat. Still there were some amazing signers up there. Jay, that might be a great night to recruit (people going for the big cash night). Then I went to O'sheas and made sweet love to Claire... well not really but I talked to her for a while about what she's got going on, which is actually pretty damn cool. And heard an old church buddy (yes from "band camp") play a great acoustic set at O'Sheas that Phil would have loved. All in all, not a bad night for being by myself on Baxter Avenue for 5 hours. (Or as Phil would call that, "just another day of the week."

Marc on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 5:20 AM

Porn star arrested for raping boy
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2...5732715858.html

Marc on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 5:21 AM

"What I got smoked Cannibus?"
http://www.guardian.co.uk/internati...,869273,00.html

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 7:51 AM

Stew, in "Going the Distance", the best scene by far is at the farmers house, when the hot farmer's daughter takes care of the vietnamese chick's business.

Jerome on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 8:53 AM

I'm on the bandwagon! Vince Young was UNCONSCIOUS!! Vince Young is the shit! The greatest individual performance EVER in a BCS National Championship game!! Vince Young is KING!

Apparently, he was in some good movies too ... My Netflix queue now has Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, and Swingers. Go Vince Young!!

Bigworm on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 8:59 AM

How sweet it is to be a Longhorn football fan today.

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Go Sooners!

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 10:06 AM

You remember when Lindsay Lohan lost all that weight, and was offended when people brought up eating disorders and drugs? Well it turns out she lost the weight with...eating disorders and drugs.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...n.ap/index.html

Jerome on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 10:18 AM

Lindsay Lohan's got some big ass titties

douglas on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 10:23 AM

now that her titties are back, when she was spewing chunks everywhere, she lost them titties. it's nice to see them make a comeback

stew on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Marc, I thought you were going home, otherwise I would've rolled over to Willy's with ya. Sounds like good times.
Jay-that scene is definately in the spank bank.

And Wes, I thought you were a UK fan... :-)

stew on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 11:14 AM

BTW, for those that were interested, the Xbox is still available.

Jerome on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Let's say you can't get one of the job openings in the NFL as "Head Coach." Have you considered working for British Royals?

http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page4005.asp

adrian on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 12:29 PM

I just realised that U of L plays Nova tonight ... Good Luck with that one.

douglas on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 12:55 PM

this is a shitty day for posts, pick it up guys

douglas on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:01 PM

new sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060105

Jerome on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:25 PM

Anyone else have Spring Break off? Here's where I'll be!

http://www.cat69.com/

Jerome on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:28 PM

8:17 -- Highlight of the game so far: LeAnn Rimes belting out the National Anthem, followed by a cut to Matt Leinart with a pensive, "Have I had her yet?" look on his face.

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:35 PM

poor keith jackson

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:37 PM

I did appreciate the "I'm Keith Hernandez" reference in the sport's guy article

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:40 PM

In pregame, right after Will Ferrel and Matthew Mcounaghay? did their thing, they cut back to the booth right after it. did anybody else catch Aaron Taylor yell Frank the Tank then?

joe on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:43 PM

I can't hear you I have a Heisman in my ear

Brock on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:46 PM

Spring Break sounds very interesting.

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:57 PM

I'll go somewhere for spring break. Also, I watched Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey last night. Now I have "God gave rock and roll to you" stuck in my head.
God Gave rock and roll to you

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:57 PM

gave rock and roll to you

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Gave rock and rooolll to everyone.

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:58 PM

God gave rock and roll to you

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:58 PM

Gave rock and roll to you

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 1:58 PM

Put it in the soooull of everyone.

Jay on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 2:03 PM

This article is interesting because it says that Univision has a higher prime time viewership than both the WB and UPN. Probably because guys like me are watching it for the hot chicks. Take that, Gilmore girls!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...s.ap/index.html

Jerome on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 2:10 PM

The ratings on Univision are high also because the hot chicks sometimes get into slap-the-bitch exchanges with unforgettable phrases like "Chinga te, putita" or "Porque ahora, pendeja"

douglas on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 2:43 PM

yeah, Chinga te, putita, well said in any language

stew on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 3:00 PM

Phil, check this out:
http://www.petitiononline.com/vick/petition.html

Also, I am going to predict a Louisville victory over 'Nova. The young Cards will rise to the occasion and pull out a close one. I'm gonna say 74-69.
Speaking of the game, is anyone doing anything? I am debating going to BBC in St. Matthews.

adrian on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 3:09 PM

I just heard that google is coming out with their own pc and operating system. It is suppose to be a web based operating system.

Stew, anything can happen in tonights game since it is at Freedom hall where the cards have played at all year long. That should help out but i don't think they are the caliber that Nova is and that Nova will beat them by 12-15 points.

Jerome on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Hmmm ... this sick fuck has kept track of scenes featuring women being tied up on mainstream television ... http://www.brianspage.com/ezine/iss...s/reviews.shtml

I don't know if this is a sign of mental derangement or sideline genius.

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 3:12 PM

i'm pretty sure most of the people that signed the petition are Louisville fans. There have been quite a few VPI fans on the Louisville message boards apologizing and saying they are embarrassed, but there are just as many, if not more, apologists for him.

I'd say people can come over to watch the game but they must bring me chicken noodle soup and one of those heated back thingies.

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 3:13 PM

good news, everybody. the Louisville game will be broadcast on ESPN2HD...oh wait, fucking insight doesn't have ESPN2HD. Time to write a nasty letter. Insight won't like me when I'm sick.

douglas on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 3:36 PM

genius, there you go

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 4:03 PM

hey, my link about Vick made fark.com. So I got that going for me...which is nice.

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 4:09 PM

scratch that, I just found out that I have over drawn my checking account.

I hate poor people.

Brock on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 4:34 PM

Maybe that 5 grand you spent last week on striking out wasn't the wisest investment.

stew on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Brock, that was just wrong. Completely uncalled for. Bush league!! But it was a wicked burn!

douglas on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 4:50 PM

i'd make fun of you phil, but i've done it countless times as well, so it'd be a wicked burn, but i'd be burning myself as well. i feel your pain

Rumage on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 4:53 PM

On my favorite subject... UL losses... I predict about the same margin of victory. Nova by 15. I think the Cards are capable, but it's just not in me to predict a UL win.

Brock on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 5:07 PM

Its posts like these that make me wonder how many people just read this site and never post.

stew on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 5:22 PM

Brock, I couldn't have said it better myself. Anybody know who Rumage is???

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 5:23 PM

alex rumage played basketball with us, used to come up to trivia...until his wife stopped letting him.

/stupid burn by brock made me bitter and angry

Rumage on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 5:34 PM

She kept complaining that my clothes smelled like smoke... but it was more like I was poor, lazy, and cheap.

On a side note, I was supremely surprised that my username was still working.

Brock on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 5:47 PM

There is no such thing as a stupid burn. Its a burn. Suck it up and take it like a man.

Wing Commander on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 6:12 PM

Guys, a flow chart for post-GBITT. Joe, look to the far right for your column.

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/drunk.shtml

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 7:09 PM

fuck it, put in giannini! he can't suck more than these guys.

stew on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 7:09 PM

Dammit Pitino! Why would you start McGee over Williams??

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 7:37 PM

it's the chad millard show!

the offense looks a bit smoother without dean. I don't know if nova has called off the dogs a bit, or if the freshmen aren't standing around hoping dean does something. McGee...sucks.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 8:59 PM

Stew - yeah I am a huge UK fan. Probably 4 or 5 years back I realized that UK was really shitty in football and adopted Texas as my "other" football team. Similar to a lot of fuckers do with the Irish. Adrian can probably back me up on that.

Rumage on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 9:00 PM

Dean knows he's expected to score. I think he tries to hard to score on his own. The rest of the team doesn't have an image to protect yet.

stew on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 9:30 PM

Wes-good call on picking Texas. The whole team was awesome. I hope Louisville can be like that when we grow up!

adrian on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 9:37 PM

So Nova didn't beat U of L as bad as I thought they would have. The cards actually played better then I expected. Good luck in the Big East!

Phil on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 10:08 PM

the best part of the HD package is I get to watch amazing movies like "Daylight" staring Sylvester Stalone in the glory HD!

Nothing says intense like Sly running in water away from a tanker all in the glory of 1080i!

adrian on Thursday, January 05, 2006 at 10:42 PM

Holy shit, I just noticed that Alex posted. The sci is getting bigger and stronger by the hour!

Rumage on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 8:28 AM

I was just working up the testicular fortitude to actually post something. It's been more than a year. I figured I'd start the new year off right.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 8:36 AM

I thought about starting the new year off right once.....

Bigworm on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 9:02 AM

Hell yeah Philco - that is the best part. I am waiting for a smokey and the bandit in HD format.

Bigworm on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 9:05 AM

Wow come on Philco - just get 2 percicets and a beer. Panty Droppers!

Rumage on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 9:26 AM

I always think of starting the new year of right... it just never works out that way.

Smokey and the Bandit in HD would be awesome, as long as its just the first one.

adrian on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 9:37 AM

I am pissed. We just rearranged our desks at work and now the way that my desk is positioned, i cannot look at porn anymore. Well...at least not as much!

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 10:23 AM

talk about a damn shame

Jay on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Alex, it's been awhile. Philco, have you found out anymore about O'Shea's open mic night?

adrian on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 11:05 AM

Play Cumbersome!

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 11:12 AM

good song, but it's not free bird

Brock on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 11:16 AM

I'd rnk Mudshovel up there below FreeBird

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 11:16 AM

i haven't been out of my house except to go to work all week. no updates yet...

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 11:26 AM

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/5225472

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 11:32 AM

apparently ESPN Full Court will be a free preview this week (6th through the 13th). I couldn't find anything from Insight about this, but I'm not surprised as last week you could watch the games for free online at ESPN.com. Dish network has a blurb about it on their website.

Here's the schedule: http://proxy.espn.go.com/ncb/fullco...ropPic#schedule

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 11:48 AM

Ok, so this is a little late, but I was looking at Jerome's link about where he wants to go for spring break, and noticed that the term "water sports" was used in the intro. Being an adult resort, I was wondering just what kind of "water sports" they were talking about...just a thought.

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 12:02 PM

so everyday i check the new york times for their most sent articles of the day so i can act intelligent and shit. the past few days it has been the same article, a recipe for mac & cheese: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/04/d...article_popular

that must be some FANtastic mac & cheese. for what it's worth, here's the "main" article on the mac & cheese: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/04/d...article_popular

Rumage on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Damn cubicle walls aren't high enough for looking at porn where I am. The only good news is that I am in charge of the firewall though.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 12:24 PM

for some reason my cube is missing a wall.

Jay on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Did you go "Office space" on it and tear it down?

Brock on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 1:18 PM

Hopefully there is one missing, otherwise you'd be high-jumping into the box everyday.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 1:26 PM

most cubes around here have 3, they only gave me 2.

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 1:31 PM

i'm a corner now that i moved a couple weeks ago, not the cushy cube I had that was conducive for porn watching. it's much too open now for me to do that shit. but at least i got the sci back, so instead of checking out hot chicks, i'm stuck talking to you guys

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 1:34 PM

what's up for tonight, anything? i'm technically off today, i'm just here getting some shit done, so i'm leaving early...

Rumage on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 1:38 PM

I've got four walls with about a 4 foot opening for a door, but the walls are only about 5ft tall or so. Unfortunately, the opening in my cube lines up perfectly with my boss' cube.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 1:53 PM

Anybody have access to a gym? I have been craving a good game of basketball.

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 1:53 PM

Fuck! I hate being bored and broke! That is the worst possible combination I can think of. This being off work and not being paid bullshit sucks...I'm off to sell blood and semen!

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 1:57 PM

i'm down for some basketball today, just tell me when and where....indoors preferably

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 1:58 PM

That is why I am looking for gym access

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 2:01 PM

today's crime reports as reported by the courier journal:

Southeast Christian Church, 920 Blankenbaker Parkway. A man said he was playing basketball with friends when a person began hitting him and his teammates about 4 p.m. Dec. 29. The man and his friends left the gym; the assailant followed them to the parking lot and hit the man again.

1800 block of Dumesnil St. Electric waterfall picture, DVD player, fish tank and equipment, karaoke machine. Dec. 28 or 29.

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 2:12 PM

For those looking for a place to play some hoops, E.P Tom Sawyer State Park has a gym that's often vacant in the winter. (At least it was when I went running there this week). Not sure what the hours are, but here's a link.
BTW, its' off of Westport Rd. across from Springhurst. Some of you may have ran track there in the distant past.
http://parks.ky.gov/stateparks/ep/index.htm

Jay on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Hey, I suck at Basketball, but i'm up for a game.

Jay on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 2:15 PM

They'll let douchebags get married, but not gays? What is wrong with this picture.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...p.ap/index.html

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Alright, here is the latest Break.com gallery, there are many hilarious/great pictures in it. (And alot of titties) So it goes without saying that it is NSFW, unless your cubicle walls are high enough or if you work with Adrian.

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Shit, the link then:
http://www.break.com/index/pic2371.html

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 2:49 PM

video of james harrison body slamming the browns fan: http://kdka.com/video/?id=11977@kdka.dayport.com

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 2:58 PM

who's down for a return of the sci?
http://mail.bellarmine.edu/exchange...er.doc?attach=1

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 3:00 PM

What is it? I can't access it.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Interesting song lyrics if you get bored. "Lesbian Soup" is amusing.

douglas on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 3:16 PM

it's BU intramural basketball signups

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 3:21 PM

I'm in

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 3:31 PM

Are we gonna play basketball today or what? I'm trying to be proactive here.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 3:43 PM

We got at least 4. Stew, Joe, Jay, Douglas. I'm sure BMac will play if we get him away from work. Where we playing? You said tom sawyer?

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 3:46 PM

The Marcus Vick saga continues. Appearantly he was arrested in Dec. for speeding and driving on a suspended license. VPI has arranged a press conference tomorrow to discuss his future which is more than likely finished.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...6010601017.html

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 3:51 PM

I gotta go up to Meijer and get some groceries, so I'll stop by Tom Sawyer and get some details. We could always play at the seminary where my dad works. There'd probably be some people looking for a game. The only problem with that is, they're all prudes, so we'd have to try and limit the f-bombs and tuscan mule talk. But whatever; I'll be back in about 45 mins.

Jerome on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Karma, bitches!! Fuck you, Marcus Vick! Fuck you and all the things that you are!

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 4:11 PM

stew, i didn't know your dad worked at a seminary? which one?

Jay on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 4:14 PM

This might be stupid, but as a very, VERY, casual sports observer, isn't Michael Vick supposed to be a pretty good guy? I guess it didn't pass on to his little brother. Or maybe he's an ass, in which case it did. Anyway, I'm getting ready to leave work, so that means Marc should be waking up any minute now.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Mike Vick is a nice guy, but his alter ego Ron Mexico isn't.

joe on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 4:19 PM

I'm outta here. Anybody playing ball call me.

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Marcus Vick is just a spoiled bitch. He might have turned out ok if he actually had to earn anything instead of having everything handed to him because of his brother.

Brock on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 5:18 PM

Just for Wes and Stew. WHO DEY!!!
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....0802&Ref=PH

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 5:23 PM

hasta la vista, vick: http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/story.php?...6&itemno=11

have fun with maurice clarette in the california penal league.

Phil on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 5:54 PM

Journal of a Seasoned COBRA Veteran: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/1/3pille.html

Jay on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 5:59 PM

Here is a picture of Kelsey Grammer as Hank McCoy, aka the beast, from X3
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0376...ammer,%20Kelsey
There are a lot of characters in it. Not all of the well cast.

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 6:37 PM

Ugh. Sorry. I guess I was a little longer than the 45 minutes i stated earlier. I hate grocery shopping. You know how many jager bombs I could've bought with that money?! I guess thats not an issue anyways since I'm not drinking this month, but the point remains. I have to go out and deal with snobby old cunts giving me disapproving looks in the checkout line. Yes, old lady, I need to eat too. And just because I am buying lots of premade salads and fruit and vegetables does not mean I'm a fag! Although the fact that I put a Fall Out Boy song on my iPod this week might negate the "not being a fag" part.
I guess the window of opportunity on a game of basketball has slammed shut for today. Anyone doing anything tonight?

stew on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 8:53 PM

Hey Bitches- I'm going up to Iceland, (the skating place not the country with outrageously beautiful women), for about an hour. It's probably gonna be me and a bunch of 15 yr old high school chicks (no, I'm not gonna get them drunk like Marcus Vick), so if anyone wants to come along, call me or just go there.

Brent on Friday, January 06, 2006 at 9:47 PM

Hey Stew, forget about the Fall Out Boy song, why the fuck are you going ice skating, FAG!

Phil on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 12:19 AM

just for stewie, an interpretation of Fall Out Boy: http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...593179243241083

douglas on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 9:35 AM

He's officially gone, his career completely ruined. Can't put a price tag on being a fucking idiot
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5227094

douglas on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 10:19 AM

This dude needs to be shot already:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10728347/

douglas on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 11:23 AM

check this guy out:
http://tv.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=211482

douglas on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 12:15 PM

sorry texas fans, but this article is pretty true:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5223786

douglas on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 12:45 PM

Haha, he said anally raped by a tiger with AIDS:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=474

joe on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 1:05 PM

it must suck working on saturday douglas

douglas on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 1:40 PM

lil' bit, lil' bit

douglas on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 1:41 PM

especially when you're trying to watch your cats play basketball vs. kansas. Key word here, "trying" to play basketball, cuz I don't know what the fuck they're doing out there right now. The leads stands at 29 points right now for kansas

stew on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Phil, that Fall Out Boy shit was pretty funny. WTF was I thinking-moment of weakness I guess, because I do hate emo.
Wow, I just got back from the bowling game from hell. I should have known the Marine Corps. has its own interpretation of that seemingly innocent, relaxed game.

stew on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Check out the results on the ESPN Marcus Vick poll. It's pretty much a national consensus that he is truly a worthless piece of shit.
http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sport...tion14343=58500

Brent on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Kentucky shot 23% from the field and none of their players made double digits...how the fuck does that happen?

douglas on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 2:30 PM

he's officially going pro:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5227138

Bigworm on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 2:56 PM

I have never seen a UK team play with less energy and enthusiasm. Get me some kids who have pride wearing that damn jersey!

Phil on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Ivan Maisel on Vick: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/colum...&id=2283114

pretty well written piece, especially like the last sentence.

stew on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 3:36 PM

Wes-I think this could be a long basketball season in the Bluegrass State. I think both UK and UofL fans have really high expectations for this season and I think we'll both be disappointed. Some things I have observed, the Cards can't start a game properly-you can't let the other team jump out to a 10 or 12 point lead every game and win. This puts alot of pressure on them and then they make stupid mistakes or Dean thinks he's gonna make it rain 3's and doesn't.
The Cats have this weird thing were they sometimes flatline in what should be considered an important game. (Like the IU game and what happened today). Thats just my $.02

Brock on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 4:01 PM

On the other side of the basketball universe... The Bearcats slipped past Marquette on the road to rise up to 2-0 in the Big East. On the road at UConn next. All I can say is that this team is exceeding expectations and when you have nothing to lose, like a lame-duck interim coach and 5 seniors, you can really be dangerous. GO UC!

stew on Saturday, January 07, 2006 at 5:09 PM

Good luck with UConn, I don't like the chances for another upset.

Bigworm on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 12:18 AM

Stew - you are absolutely right. For some reason these kids aren't motivated. As much as I like Tubby - that is his fault.

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 12:43 AM

Jin from Lost is a sniper in The Jackal. It has been an exciting, exciting evening here at Scott Condo...

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 12:59 AM

sweet, clear and present danger is one!

SNIPER APPROACHED THE INSTRUCTOR BY BEING A SNEAKY BASTARD, SERGEANT MAJOR

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 4:21 AM

i didn't cough all day. well, once or twice. no sour throat. i was a little tired, but it happens. so now that I am ready to go to bed, i cannot stop cough and my nose is stuffed up.

fuck you body. what did I ever do to you? oh yeah, poisoned you with lots and lots of booze.

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 4:23 AM

ah for christ sake, i need to proof read my posts. if I ever get around to putting some new features on here one of them will be something that forces me to sit and stare at what I write for 15 seconds before I have to hit submit one more time so I don't write stuff like "sour throat" or "clear and present danger is one."

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 4:24 AM

funny amazon.com reviews: http://buycurious.blogspot.com/

Brent on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 4:40 AM

I think Phil is from China.

stew on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Phil, my favorite from that buycurious site is the Goldfish review-"the sickos at Pepperidge Farms have officially taken my most beloved childhood snack out to the garage, got it drunk on Boone's Farm, and molested it. Goldfish are going to grow up now, but not because they chose to."
That is exquisite!

stew on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 12:18 PM

The Gay Boxer!:
http://www.break.com/index/homoboxer.html

Brent on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 4:36 PM

Anyone watching the Steelers/Bengals game anywhere?

Brock on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 6:19 PM

Fuck those cheatin-ass Steelers! How come no other team thought about using the strategy of taking out all the other team's players with cheap shots.

If you argue with me about this... I'll stab you!

Phil on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 6:26 PM

yeah, the guy who took at palmer had a brilliant game plan of "let's get blocked into him" and then stand by and make sure the bengals staff knew he was hurt.

if pitt is trying to take some people out, they need to hire Frank Beamer as a consultant.

Marc on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 9:22 PM

I don't know how I feel about this movie yet.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/flight93/

Brock on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 11:15 PM

Sometimes people just need not comment.

Bigworm on Sunday, January 08, 2006 at 11:59 PM

Philco - don't hold FB responsible for his thugs. That would be like saying Huggins was teaching them to be thugs at Cinci...DOH!

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 2:27 AM

i asked about open nite mic. the details...sketchy. apparently if you "just show up" you can go up there, but if you suck they'll yank your ass off because they don't want to drive off customers (say, for example, if stew and I got up on stage and sang Ryan Adams)

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 2:29 AM

Flight 93 is no Flight 121 aka Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane!

Wing Commander on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 4:49 AM

This song kinda grows on you:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/40586/

Translation...whatever!

Jay on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 7:47 AM

Philco, would I need to bring my own amps, or do they have that? And how many microphones do they have?

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 8:10 AM

Checkout out the images/graphics for this motorcycle xbox 360 game. Al i can say is damn!

http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/dri...tml?page=images

Rumage on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 8:54 AM

Argghh! Damn firewall blocks anything to do with games. What am I supposed to do with my day? Work?

Jerome on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 8:55 AM

Looks like my cheatin' ass Steelers will be playing next week?

Who dey? WE DEY!

Jerome on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 9:28 AM

oh shhhhit ... office reeks of .... paint thinner .... anyone else wanna take a hit of this?!?!?

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 9:56 AM

i'm just sniffing highlighters over here

Jay on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 9:58 AM

So I saw two guys making out at Cherokee park, and that was the gayest thing I had ever seen, and then this morning Lisa Loeb's Stay came on the radio, and I sang along to almost every word.
"Mom, Dad, There's something I need to tell you. I'm a lesbian."
"That...Is...AWSOME!"

stew on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 10:20 AM

Here is a prime example of an individual (and organization) with too much time on their hands. The stupid bitch just needs to STFU and do somebody's shirt laundry or something:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2284993

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 10:22 AM

I need some more music for my ipod. I have 2gb and all i have been listenig to is Pearl Jam's greatest hits.

joe on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 10:34 AM

I remember when they used to be good

stew on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Adrian, I've got 3000 songs (12 GB) on mine right now and I probably haven't listened to half of it. One of my buddies just got a 60 GB video iPod and it is truly awesome. He's an audiophile though, and has started putting .wav files on it, which take up like 80 MB each, but the sound quality is ridiculous.

stew on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Has anyone seen "Hostel" yet? I was just reading some reviews on imdb and I'm kinda intrigued. I might just have to go see it to get the bad taste of "Wolf Creek" out of my mouth!

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 10:42 AM

The video ipods kick ass. A guy that sits acros from me is watching episodes of The Office.

I have the 4gig nano and it is only half full. Stew, do yo have the 30 gig video?

joe on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 10:46 AM

does anybody have anything besides the office on the video ipod? A guy 2 cubes down from me is watching "the office" on his as well.

stew on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 11:02 AM

Adrian, no I don't. I bought mine in the spring before the video iPods came out, so mine's just a traditional 20 GB 4th gen one.

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 11:35 AM

dorks...

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 11:56 AM

they have amps set up. I'm pretty sure they are good ones, because I believe the guys from This Side Up just bring their equipment up and help run it.

Jay on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 12:06 PM

Alright, Marc and will be performing sunday then.

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 12:13 PM

just a warning - don't suck. since This Side Up is there, that means your Burnette Baby is there...and sometimes she's the one who tells people that they are driving away customers.

No pressure :)

Stew and I almost got in a bar fight last night that was actually resolve with fries and ranch. Is there anything those little guys can't do?

Jay on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Phil, a couple of weeks ago, there was a band with a chick lead singer that used a hula hoop. They SUCKED. If they didn't get booed off, I think Marc and I can handle it.

joe on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 12:28 PM

Douglas will do his best to get the other bands booed off stage

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 12:35 PM

i will, i'll bring eggs and tomatoes too. even better, we can throw beer bottles at the other groups, so pretty soon o'shea's would have to put a fence up around the stage like in blues brothers, just so the bands don't get killed for sucking.

adrian on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 12:54 PM

Just remember don't get to drunk and throw eggs at Marc and Jay. Anyone else if fair game.

Bigworm on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 1:44 PM

Just so you fuckers know - I will be requesting back in black by AC/DC so you better know it.

joe on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Do you all know any songs by the Presidents of the United States of America because that would be awesome

Marc on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 2:03 PM

need a drummer for Presidents of the United States of America songs... or as least for the ones I can think of.

Jay on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 2:06 PM

Marc, that's loser talk right there. And wes, I can play Back in Black (a bastardized acoustic version, anyway) if marc can learn to sing it. (Actually, this song was already on my future list). And remember, if anyone requests free bird, I will flip them off and say "no charge".

joe on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 2:20 PM

What about play cumbersome or mudshovel?

Jay on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Basically, for our first performance, there will be no requests taken. We will stick to a few of our money songs, and let that be that.

joe on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 2:34 PM

anyone up for this?

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 2:59 PM

no free bird? what kind of band are you organizing here? I can't go watch someone play and NOT request free bird. It's standard procedure. It could be fun to request it and have you flip me off.....

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 3:02 PM

top gun friday night?? that game is genius

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 3:08 PM

kneel before Tom Brady: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060109

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 3:25 PM

tonight is a moment of truth for How I Met Your Mother. So the last episode ended with that new years kiss thing, followed up by this weeks "Robin accepts Ted's invite to a friend's wedding" plot. I fear it might be going the friends route, where instead of being about a bunch of people basically hanging out, cracking jokes and being a quality show, it goes to being about Ted and Robin dating (ala Ross and Rachel).

I am worried, but I have faith.

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 3:37 PM

vote for how I met your mother for the people's choice awards: http://www.pcavote.com/

of course, it is up against My Name is Earl. Tough choice, but I have made sure to watch every How I Met Your Mother and My Name is Earl is more of a "hey, this is on. Cool."

And you get to vote against prisonbreak. stupid show.

joe on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 3:44 PM

damn, I watch all 3 of the new comedies. They all don't suck. I would have to say How I met your mother is better though.

Jay on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 4:00 PM

Oh, you can request freebird all you want. You just won't hear it. And about the top gun game...That...Is...AWSOME!

Bigworm on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 4:12 PM

I'm Maverick!

Bigworm on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 4:14 PM

It's back - we can all grow out mullets and enjoy!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060109...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

On a side note, I'd consider buying one if I were single and this thing resembles the 69 camaro. Now that is one bad ass car!

joe on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 4:19 PM

That's right, Ice...man, I am dangerous

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 4:22 PM

well, if wes is playing, we gotta start the movie before ten, 'cuz we all know he can't seem to make it pass midnight these days....

btw, i'm goose.

Rumage on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Wes - don't forget the trailer hitch option

Personally, I'd be in for one of these:

http://www.automobilemag.com/auto_s...00_convertible/

or these:

http://automobilemag.com/auto_shows...porttruck_s331/

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 4:58 PM

This guy has got to be joking. Seriously, he gets kicked off Virginia Tech for being a dumbass and all around stupid idiot, and then he follows that up with what, charity work, hiring an agent and doing a total image overhaul, maybe start practicing his ass off so he might be get drafted. No, he decides to pull out his gat and point at some mo fo's.
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5234222

Jerome on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 5:06 PM

Marcus Vick needs to watch "My Name is Earl" and learn about Karma ... and he needs to pay attention to "Crab Man" 'cause that'll be his life after pro football tells him to get the fuck out

Phil on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 5:17 PM

I've been working on a team name with Vick in it but I'm drawing a blank right now.

Bigworm on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 5:32 PM

Marc had a money team name last week, though I can't remember it for shit.

Bigworm on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 5:38 PM

Oh the possibilities.

http://www.livescience.com/technolo...13_phasers.html

Bigworm on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 5:47 PM

Sometimes there is a higher power at work.
http://www.channelcincinnati.com/sp...683/detail.html

Bigworm on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 5:54 PM

2200 and still going.

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2003/ir...index.html?2200

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 5:54 PM

if there is a higher power, then you know god has to be a man, b/c he kept the bengals out of the playoffs for 15 years hoping this guy would change his mind.

douglas on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 6:06 PM

no offense to married people

Jerome on Monday, January 09, 2006 at 11:14 PM

If Ted gets to bang the "Good Morning, Miami" hottie, he's the luckiest piece of shit on television today. Why in the HELL did I turn down that role ... http://www.williams-ashley.com/uplo...shley001jpg.jpg

And now I will commence the self-mutilation ...

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:46 AM

A formal apology to Brent:

Brent, I am sorry I bitch-slapped you tonight at O'Sheas. That was the booze talkin' and I hope it does not affect our friendship. I would like to point out that if you fuck with my plans to hook up with a chick again, the hand will be closed and the gloves will be off. I am just kidding...sort of. Aw, yeah I am kidding.

Jay on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 7:48 AM

Hmm...It appears I missed an interesting night.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 7:50 AM

bringing a date to a wedding is like bring a deer carcass hunting. That is genius!

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 8:59 AM

Headline from my hometown paper ...

Investigation continues into Big Beaver man's death

http://www.timesonline.com/site/new...78569&rfi=6

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 9:41 AM

We just had a real world celebrity sighting downtown. A guy I work with just came into the office saying he recognized this guy on the street but he didn't know from where. He stared at the guy walking towards him until it clicked and "the Miz" even said as my co-worker stared at him, yes it is me.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 9:43 AM

Ted and Barney are freakin' geniuses. Ted more so because he hangs with Barney...and deep down he wanted to be single. And the best line of the night was:

"If Steve can bag a 9, I can bag a 16"

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 9:44 AM

WTF happened at O'sheas?

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 9:47 AM

how do you pull a 16? Those two 8's over there.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 9:48 AM

Happy Birthday rapper Chris Smith (Kris Kross), 27.

douglas on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 9:59 AM

the 'good morning miami' chick is gorgeous

douglas on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Okay, let's do some math. There's two 8's and a 7 at that table. I'll give you one of the 8's, bringing my total number down to 15.

douglas on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 10:12 AM

so yeah, what the fuck happened last night?

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Let's NOT start the rumor that the Wing Commander went all Marcus Vick on Brent ...

Jay on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Too bad Jerome, it's already out there. "I'm revoking your dude membership" was a pretty good line, too. I think we have all deserved that at some point.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 10:32 AM

My favorite line was actually said by me after they showed the "Good Morning, Miami" babe -

"Damn, I need to change my boxers."

Jay on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 10:33 AM

This is what happens when you put too much caffeine in your drinks.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/09/st...bomb/index.html

douglas on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 10:57 AM

what a coincidence, that two lost souls, of equal levels of attractiveness, would end up here together.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:19 AM

today at 1 P.M. the MLB hall of fame class of 06 is introduced. Gary Discarcina, Willie McGee, Hal Morris and Walt Weiss, if you don't get in it is a sad day in baseball.

Marc on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:22 AM

one class down three more to go. and they start in 3 hours.

adrian on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:27 AM

Marc did you take your crave case on the first day of school? If so that would be fucking sweet!

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:31 AM

that's fantastic!

Rumage on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:37 AM

That would definitely be sweet.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:38 AM

Is it too early to start Chris Sabo's Hall of Fame campaign? I'll get started on the "Spuds 2007" shirts and the commemorative Rec-Specs.

Marc on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:42 AM

"the slap heard around the Sci" that happened last night was not legendary. but was funny to everyone but Brent. Wade overheard one of the the O'Sheas waitresses talking about him, and called the girl out to find out what they were talking about. She was merely talking about how Wade is a huge tipper and takes care of the wait staff very well. Wade made some comment that was along the lines of...of course I should tip well when the service is so good. Then Brent, sitting next to Wade, mumbled something about Wade trying to get in their pants or something I believe along a similar nature. to which Wade took a slightly-cupped hand and made contact with Brent cheek (that made the smack sound) and then the pushed it to side. So it was more of when you put your hand to someone's face and push it to the side...but with a small unexpected smack preceeding it. Brent was caught off guard and I believe at first offended. but he said it was cool and stayed for a little longer and then took off...saying that the reason for him leaving had nothing to do with "the slap heard round the Sci"
That is what you all missed. in a nutshell.

Marc on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I didn't take the crave case. That WOULD have been funny.

Hey, anybody have a backpack they aren't using or have and extra or old one? I'm only gonna be in the spring and summer semesters and then take night classes in Bellarmine's grad school (most likely) so I might but do not prefer to spend money on a backpack since from what i remember they can be more than i want to spend.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I have to say..I like it.

http://autoshow.msn.com/as/article....06&GT1=7648

Now if they offer a trailer hitch I am in business.

Jay on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 12:48 PM

Marc, I have been working on the future list today. It's got a couple of new songs on it. Mostly old. And I might have a back pack I can hook you up with. And we are definitely going to frankfort this weekend.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 1:09 PM

Apparently, Chuck Norris thinks the Chuck Norris facts are pretty great ... http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx?type=1

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 1:39 PM

The Afternoon Delight Hoody - http://www.threadless.com/product/1...am=gominosensei

Brock on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 2:18 PM

Hey, guess what Boston and Chicago fans... you can kiss my ass with your curses!

http://ucbearcats.collegesports.com.../011006aaa.html

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 2:25 PM

there is a difference between being cursed and the basketball gods raining down spite

Brock on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Remind me to beat your face.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 2:40 PM

RIP

Will Clark, Dwight Gooden, Willie McGee, Ozzie Guillen, Hal Morris, Gary Gaetti, John Wetteland, Rick Aguilera, Gregg Jefferies, Doug Jones, Walt Weiss, Gary DiSarcina, Alex Fernandez

These guys did not recieve enough votes to remain on the hall of fame ballot. It is a damn shame. I am investigating Chris Sabo's hall of fame possibilities.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 2:42 PM

Chris Sabo only played 9 seasons while 10 are required to be hall eligible.

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:02 PM

headline from totalfark "ACL's in Cincy poppin like hymens on prom night"

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Fuckin' travesty ... c'mon Brock, pipe in here. There's a conspiracy against former Cincinnati Reds players ... first, Pete Rose, now Chris Sabo. Who's next, huh? Tom Browning? Rob Dibble? As if the only grand era in Reds baseball was the Big Red Machine. You can't tell me that Barry Larkin is the only post-1979 Red left who is worthy of the hall. 'Cause if he is, I'm gonna have to look for someone to trade all the Tom Hume rookie cards to.

Go figure, man ... I guess when it comes to MLB honors, all of Marge Schott's little angels should just lube up and assume the position.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:12 PM

concepcion didnt even make it

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Well ... see ... Concepcion I can understand. I mean, c'mon ... fuckin' candy arm one hops the ball to the first baseman. The first time it happened, I bet Tony Perez was all like, "We should've gotten the live chicken."

Brock on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:20 PM

The only reason (besides Joe's 10-year rule) that Sabo isn't going into the Hall is because of sports' bigotry towards people wearing athletic goggles. For example, Horace Grant was the glue that held Pippen and Jordan together. Does he get any respect... no. Why? Because he wore athletic goggles.

douglas on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Griffey will be in the Hall, and anyone that argues with me on that is a dumbass and doesn't know baseball. So there's your Red.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:26 PM

he is a mariner

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:30 PM

let me guess brock you work the goggles?

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:32 PM

I'm sorry ... I thought I just saw a statement denouncing the sports world's blatant discrimination toward athletes wearing sports goggles. Magnificent play, Brock.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:38 PM

I guess I forgot about Griffey 'cause he hasn't played HOF caliber baseball while in a Reds uniform

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Paul O'neil is eligible next year. Is he a Yankee or Red?

adrian on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:45 PM

I am so getting fired...

Today my asian chick came back and asked me what i did over our christmas break. I said "i dry humped two chicks" She busted out laughing and said to me "Clothes Burnin is what i call it".

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Brock - don't forget Kurt Rambis in the NBA for wearing sports goggles. He was the originator of the sports goggles look.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Next years first ballot eligible:

Harold Baines, Derek Bell, Dante Bichette, Bobby Bonilla, Jeff Brantley, Jay Buhner, Ken Caminiti, Jose Canseco, Eric Davis, Tony Fernandez, Tony Gwynn, Darryl Hamilton, Pete Harnisch, Charlie Hayes, Glenallen Hill, Ken Hill, Stan Javier, Wally Joyner, Ramon Martinez, Mark McGwire, Paul O'Neill, Gregg Olson, Cal Ripken Jr., Bret Saberhagen, Jeff Shaw, Kevin Tapani, Devon White, Bobby Witt

How old are we getting?

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Did Chris Mullin ever sport them? He should have if he didn't.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Okay so I might have to scratch the thing about KR being the goggle originator because every pic I find of him he is wearing glasses and not the sports goggles.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Ken Caminiti, Jose Canseco, Eric Davis, Darryl Hamilton - I seem to remember an old SNL skit called "The All Drug Olympics"

Dante Bichette - I prefer we revisit his hot ass wife. Anyone got pics?

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:54 PM

he coached his son in the little league world series last year and all they would do is show his wife sitting in the stands. She is hot.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:57 PM

didn't kareem abdul jabaar sport the specs?

Brock on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:58 PM

Ok... PYSCHO!
http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....EWS01/601100356

By the way... that's about 2 miles from where Chris and Joanna live. Nice.

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 3:58 PM

I don't think Chris Mullin wore goggles, but James Worthy and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar both did.

Ben Wallace took the goggles to the next level last month: http://info.detnews.com/pix/sports/..._20051214/9.jpg

Brock on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Yes, I wore goggles. I'll have to dig up a picture. You can only imagine the athletic physique I was sporting back then.

Brock on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 4:05 PM

The Hall is getting a lot of people next year. Is there a limit?

Guaranteed:
Ripken
Gwynn
McGwire,
O'Neill

Hoping so the 100 baseball cards I have of him go up:
Bobby Witt
Wally Joyner

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 4:16 PM

mcgwire might not on the first ballot.
O'neil no.

joe on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Don Mattingly, Orel Hershiser, Dale Murphy, Albert Belle are still on the ballot too.

douglas on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 4:44 PM

McGwire should go first ballot, O'Neill has a fighting chance, but no guarantee. Ripken and Gwynn of course. Griffey will go in as a Red, it's his hometown and he gets to choose, and he didn't exactly leave Seattle on great terms. Kinda like how Clemens already said he's going in as a Yankee, even though he spent more time in Boston. If O'Neill gets in, he'll probably go in as a Yankee.

Phil on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 5:24 PM

a bunch of blocks / dunks from the NBA: http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=...arch=dunk%20mix

(via the Sports Guy Links)

Brent on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 5:42 PM

Wade apology accepted, fortunately for you, you didn't throw your limp-wristed slap to a five years ago Brent. Otherwise, your bald ass would of been staring back up from the floor and waddling away in pain like Grimace in the Ronald McDonald house.

"Slap heard around the sci"...nice touch Marc.

stew on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 6:14 PM

Brokeback Penguin!:
http://www.break.com/index/brokebackpenguin.html

stew on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 7:34 PM

Ok, I know the majority of Natty Sci are not rap fans, but I highly recommend checking out "Rap Up 2005" by Skillz, it is truly phenomenal.

douglas on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 8:32 PM

First set of photos I've got from GBITT, enjoy:
http://flickr.com/photos/84906002@N00/

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 10:09 PM

Brent, if we are going to compare ourselves to McDonald's characters, I guess you are Mayor McCheese and Phil is Uncle O'Grimacey. Let's see who knows their McDonald's characters.

Also, the slap was reminiscent of a medieval challenge to a duel. Not intended to harm you so much as to show general disdain and to challenge you to bloodsport. So dear sir, when I wrap up my working flux capacitor, I challenge you to fight the Wade of 12 years ago. The Brent of 5 years ago is going down like Chinatown. Cage match.

Who needs hair when you have wit and money?

Marc on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 10:49 PM

I'm getting closer and closer to 0 for 3 on the hair, wit, and money scale.

stew on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:07 PM

Wow...hot Donna from "That 70's Show" is playing a really dark role:
http://www.torontosun.com/News/2006...10/1387483.html

I have lost alot of respect for her because of this. I know its supposed to be "art", but the woman she portrays in this movie was a sick fucker, and her husband was far worse. In a country with any respectable penal system, they'd both be dead.

stew on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:16 PM

In relation to my last post, here is the actual story of what happened, if you watch Court TV at all, you've probably seen it as its particularly gruesome. This story is pretty graphic, I couldn't get past the 4th chapter, and I lived in Scarborough when this shit was going on. Its really fucked up. The only movie I want to see about these two is the one where they get the chair or lethal injection.
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_..._jump_page.html

stew on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:24 PM

And on a completely different note; what the fuck is wrong with the Cats?? Vanderbilt? I'm pretty sure there are about 100 "fire Tubby" posts on KSR right now...

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:24 PM

Marc 0 for 3 means it is time to try to make a name for yourself in the porn business. That always is a great lead in when you meet the ladies: "Hi, I'm Marc, or you may know me as Captain Cuntblaster from Men Are From Mars, And I'm All Up In Uranus."

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:27 PM

Brent, I have to ask you: Wuh the Fuck You Gon Do?

I am training Asian bitches to roll up on your shit:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/40587/

Chinatown brotha, Chinatown.

stew on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:27 PM

Oh! here it is!
http://mb7.scout.com/fkentuckywildc...cID=23195.topic
Wes and/or Adrian, can you guys please explain to me this knee jerk reaction that always follows a UK loss? Why is it Tubby's fault? If he was fired, who would replace him? Bob Huggins? Help a brother out.

stew on Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 11:44 PM

Wow! The mods on KSR aren't going to get much sleep tonite, the thread I posted a link to has already been deleted, I'm guessing probably because of me and I didn't even flame.

stew on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:16 AM

Look what I just found, this is preposterous!
http://www.firetubbysmith.com/

Brock on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:41 AM

None of that really matters as long as they beat Florida... the SEC is weak this year, so pounding the SEC should be easy for UK after some of the players mature a little. Unfortunately, this gives Florida a one game edge.

Brock on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:44 AM

That post about Tubby reminded me of this:
http://www.firenancyzimpher.com/

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 7:52 AM

excellent commentary with douglas' pictures

Jerome on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 8:35 AM

I thought about leaving it at home, but I figured I don't wanna get there and realize I need it and have to go all the way back to get it so - yeah - I brought it.

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 9:09 AM

who is Rome44uk on the picture comments?

Jerome on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Yeah, that'd be me ...

Rome = Jerome
44 = little league baseball number
UK = where I went to school

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:03 AM

At work we are trying to culture people on 80s music. I am responsible for providing a definition and example of 80s metal. What would be the best way to go about this?

Rumage on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:12 AM

I'd say you couldn't go wrong with some old Motley Crue or Poison. GNR is good for the later 80s. Don't forget about Metallica either. They had alot of 80s hits.

Jay on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:23 AM

Metallica isn't really 80's metal. They are more thrash. That's like saying the Rolling Stones are 60's rock. And on a completely different topic, I was changing some pump tubing and some water leaked onto my pants. However, it is halfway across my thigh. So if anyone asks me if I peed myself, I'm going to lie and say yes.

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:28 AM

Stew - UK fans are insane. Every year they think they should get the top talent in the country and they think they should win the National Championship. They don't understand that there are other teams and programs on the rise. Everytime they lose they blame their coach.

Before Pitino won in 1996, UK fans were complaining that his style will never win them a championship. It doesn't really matter who is manning the coaching position, UK fans are always critical and will always be critical. For some reason they think you should finish a season with the likes of 32-0 and win the National Championship every year.

Honestly, it blows my mind.

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:37 AM

That sucks to hear about Kirkland.

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Hey only cool people piss them selves!

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:48 AM

I think UK fans demand a better performance than scoring 4 points with almost 11 minutes remaining in the first half.

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Hell in the amount of time it takes UK to score 4 points a fucking chimp could write shakespear!

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:59 AM

And finally, the rest of the GBITT pictures:
http://www.kodakgallery.com/Slidesh...-6m8vv&Ux=1

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:11 AM

NICE

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:15 AM

so those are the drunk pictures

Rumage on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:20 AM

I don't think any coach would have seen two good but NBA caliber players declaring for the draft like that. The only thing that worries me is the lack of effort out there. Nobody's moving around. Give that chimp a scholarship and put him on the floor.

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:29 AM

yes, those are the drunk pictures

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:33 AM

After watching the game last night, here's a few conclusions I've drawn up. There's some shit going on with Rondo, either he fucked somebody's girlfriend, pissed somebody off, or nobody on that team likes him, b/c the last couple games, when he's been on the floor, the offense doesn't click, everyone seems to stand around and wait for him to do something. Last night, when UK made a run and took the lead, that entire run was done with Ramel Bradley running the point and Moss playing the 2-guard. With that team in, everyone was moving around, there were extra passes, the works. With Rondo in, they just wait for him to drive the lane

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I am scared to leave my building today since the president is across the street at the convention center. I'm trying to be a voice of reason and get someone to do something stupid.

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:53 AM

the president's here? what's he doing here?

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:54 AM

talking about something at the convention center. It is nuts down here.

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Douglas - those are some fantastic pictures, well done my friend. Okay - so we have Blowin' Up Saint Matthews to deal with, and next years GBITT Part Deux to deal with. And for crying out loud - I am sticking around next year regardless.

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Blowin' Up St. Matthews honestly isn't that big of an event to push. It is simply a block party where we sit in my front yard eating and drinking with the occasional water balloon fight.

Jay on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Douglas, It seriously looked like you were shooting a porno. Seriously.

Jay on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:40 PM

More proof that our governer is a dumbass.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...S0101/601110436

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:51 PM

Fletcher is a moron...Just like all political figures!

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:52 PM

I am available for shooting any "films", so keep your eye out for any auditions.

The great thing is, don't remember half those pictures. It looks like I had a good time, although I think a lot of them happened when I gave someone my camera

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 12:52 PM

why are people dumbasses?
http://music.msn.com/music/article....spx?news=211595

Rumage on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:02 PM

I don't think all politicians are dumbasses to begin with. I also don't think it takes very long for them to become fucking morons. After being elected, they start thinking about reelection instead of doing their fucking job. In the meantime, people get shit on.

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:09 PM

Alex, are you still working for the same company?

Rumage on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:13 PM

I work for American Greetings in Bardstown now. I am the "Associate IS Representative" which mean I basically take care of all the buildings hardware and software problems. ex: rolling out new computers, printers, etc. and running some reports and backups.

Rumage on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:14 PM

finally moved up into the world of salary

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:15 PM

I can see snipers from my cubicle!

Rumage on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:17 PM

AWESOME! Any ninjas?

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:19 PM

If I could see the ninjas they wouldn't be very good ninjas

Rumage on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:25 PM

If you can see the snipers, are they very good snipers?

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Shit, those snipers couldn't deter Splinter Cell...Thats all I am saying.

Jerome on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Modern ninjas would know how to blend in with the crowd so just keep an eye out for the Japanese guy with the plaid shirt, Wrangler jeans, Red Wing boots and John Deere hat.

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:30 PM

I'll keep an eye out for him jerome. Perhaps that sniper was a decoy?

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:55 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...ly/index.1.html

We all need showers with stripper poles

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 1:59 PM

new chuck klosterman article on ESPN.com: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...osterman/060111

stew on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Ah, but are there any gold-toothed ninjas?

Jay on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:07 PM

The president does not care about gold-toothed ninjas.

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Douglas rocking it out: http://www.nattysci.com/images/upload/GBITT.mov

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Everyone cares about gold toothed ninjas, I guarantee it.

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:15 PM

can you post that through maximmsp....

Jay on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:19 PM

I agree with joe on that.

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:21 PM

When your album drops douglas, you are guranteed to go platinum

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:22 PM

guaranteed

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:37 PM

for the firewalled: http://v033u39lvs.maximumasp.com/im...pload/GBITT.mov

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:38 PM

yeah, that's good stuff isn't it. how the fuck i don't have a grammy yet, I don't know. i'm just waiting for jon bon jovi to pull a david lee roth so i can take over his job

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:40 PM

that is awesome!!

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Can anyone explain this to me at all?

http://www.kodakgallery.com/Slidesh...-6m8vv&Ux=1

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:48 PM

explain what to you? you're sitting on couch. I can explain the type of couch it is to you. it came from joe's garage, it's white with plaid green stripes. you seem to be sitting next to maverick and a fidel castro impersonator who looks like he just rowed his boat ashore.

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 2:55 PM

That was so early in teh evening i remember it.

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 3:02 PM

So that was Fidel, I almost sucker punched that son of a bitch thinking back to that Elian Gonzalez thing!

Sorry, the pic I thought it posted was of Chris laying on top of somoneone on the ground. Can you explain that one to me?

Brock on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 3:04 PM

There is a picture in there from the orgy in which Chris has this look on his face of "WTF?" and I'm not even looking. How did I not notice that was going on right next to me? Oh yeah, I was hammered.

Brock on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 3:05 PM

That was Sarah aka Julie. There are later pictures in which Joanna has her in the same position. Its a family thing, you wouldn't understand.

Marc on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Ok, so we know Douglas had a good time at GBITT. HELL, th e whole internet knows he had a good time. just look at the slideshow.

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 3:23 PM

would you expect anything less of me?

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 4:01 PM

So for Blowin' Up St. Matthews are we gonna have 12 years olds wrestling in the pool again. Because if so, that would be AWESOME!

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 4:07 PM

you know what would be more awesome, if we join them this year!!

Rumage on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 4:08 PM

Completely off topic, but a one eyed cat with no nose is something you don't see everyday

http://www.whas11.com/topstories/st...s.6942e5ef.html

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 4:10 PM

to follow up on our hall of fame discussion from yesterday:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/quickie

joe on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 4:10 PM

If we were wrestling the 12 year olds I think B-mac might get jealous

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 4:21 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060111...ion_bachelet_dc

Jesus, Venezuela, Bolivia, now Chile.....sweet....

Just wait for 2008, the Green Baron shall start the revolution in Argentina

Marc on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 5:06 PM

Is this deer stupid or ballsy?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/...eluckydeer.html

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 5:08 PM

Holy shit:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f...b/brockback.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 5:10 PM

from the sports guy links: http://www.onepete.com/

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 5:10 PM

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1843233

My favorite is "Skeletor gets it in the end"

That's classic

douglas on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Goose Gossage is pissed, probably with good reason:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5237536

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 5:19 PM

My church:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f.../churchsign.jpg

Phil on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 5:34 PM

there's some funny stuff on here: http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/

Marc on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 5:46 PM

Adrian, i say we go to lunch at Fat Tony's Pizzeria one day (where Brick Oven Pizza used to be in the Plainview Shopping Center) The owner is a former WWE DIVA.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...0307/1011/SCENE

adrian on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 10:53 PM

Fuckin' A !

Wing Commander on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 11:52 PM

Phil,

Those guys from Appriss that kick our asses at LTAB every year appear to have had a few "technical issues" as of late. Spent too much time studying acronyms and not enough time on the code:

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...446/1008/NEWS01

Gotta love that call, "The guy that tried to kill you entire extended family with a weed eater has been released from prison and spotted at the Home Depot on Breckenridge Lane. Have a nice evening and thanks for using the VINE network. Buhbye."

2 hours later..."Yeah, umm that was a mistake mmmkkk...but can we help you book an airline flight?"

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 12:48 AM

Because I'm bored, I just Googled "Brockback Mountain" and was terribly disappointed that NattySci.com didn't even show up. I guess there's alot of people that incorrectly spell the movie's name.

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 2:13 AM

hmmm, that's odd. Google must have not indexed nattysci.com in a while.

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 2:16 AM

I thought this photoshop contest on fark was funny: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...ype=voteresults

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 9:03 AM

Anybody know what time Reggie Bush's press conference is? Word on the street is that Mike Bush is announcing his future plans today as well.

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 9:48 AM

lively sight today

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 9:53 AM

green pig:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10818583/

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Does it glow in the dark?

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:08 AM

They already made a glowing fish, i don't know if the pig is bright enough to glow in the dark though

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:11 AM

they should make glow in the dark people. I'm bored.

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:18 AM

Joe, those pigs don't actually glow in the dark. Then they would be phosphorescent pigs. They may not even be flourescent, they might just be bright green. If I had a Jablonski diagram, I could explain it better.

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:20 AM

That's not neccessary, but glowing pigs would be cool.

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:23 AM

Yes, yes they would. But what about glow in the dark boobies?

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:24 AM

mischa barton is gross:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=475

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:36 AM

Glow and the dark boobies to good to be true

Green Baron on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:38 AM

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f...oib/chinese.jpg

Jerome on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Even better was one of the comments about Mischa's pic ...

"I think I see the image of the mother mary in the blood spot"

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:54 AM

Joe, Reggie Bush will announce his plan (to go pro) sometime this morning. Mike Bush will announce his plan (to stay) this afternoon.

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Correction, Michael Bush has already chosen to stay at UofL for his senior season, he will make it public at 3:00.

Jerome on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:03 AM

When will Petrino follow John L both in principle and direction?

Brock on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Jay, Jay... they are fluorescent pigs. They just transgenically add the green fluorescent protein from squid into these animals. We've got GFP mice, and they actually look a lot more green in the dark when they glow slightly. In normal light, they just have a green tint like that pig, where nails and hooves are much more bright.

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I wonder if her boobs glow in the dark: (NSFW)
http://www.break.com/index/bb6050.html

Jerome, Petrino will not follow John L in direction; if he leaves (which will not be this year), he will go south rather than north like jonelle.

adrian on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Oh shit, a science war is getting ready to break out.

Jerome on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:33 AM

I really like this RSS news reader ... it's free and it plugs into Outlook ... http://www.intravnews.com/

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:43 AM

oh shit, put the gloves on boys, now no hitting below the belt. other than that, anything goes

Brent on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Who does those pigs hooves? They look spectacular.

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 12:06 PM

yep michael is staying, reggie I heard is announcing at 1:30 EST. damn the pacific time zone.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 12:17 PM

Of course Michael is staying..he is very unpolished at the running back position. He would have been drafted solely on potential at RB or shifted to a TE.

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 12:30 PM

this is the author of that book on how to pick up chicks:
http://msn.match.com/msn/article.as...=6&GT1=7569
joe, you may want to forward this to that fag you work with, in case he wants to pretend he's heterosexual and try to hit on women

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Wes, in a way you're right, he's not the most graceful RB you'll ever see, and he doesn't have the slick, polished style like Reggie Bush, but he's a much bigger guy. Why go around something when you can go through it? He will be a top 3 RB in the nation next year, easy.
Check out the numbers, and then remember that he shares duty with two other backs, unlike a Brian Calhoun, Maurice Drew or Maroney.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/playe...playerId=149846

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 12:46 PM

Brock, I stand corrected. I could get into a whole glow in the dark conversation here. But even I am not that nerdy.

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 12:50 PM

This is fantastic.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/11/f...l.ap/index.html

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 12:54 PM

I can't believe some bastard did this to Clarissa.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:21 PM

I was just looking at the NBA Development league page and saw a few names that were familiar. Erik Daniels (UK) is tearing things up (21.8 ppg), Otis George (UL) doing his "elevator man" thing, Nate Daniels (UL/Mountain St.) shooting 3's, and Azibuike is doing pretty well.
Philco, no sign of Prileu Davis, the guy whose name we couldn't remember on Monday. I'm gonna ask around and see if anybody knows where he went.

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:29 PM

Today is Zach de le Rocha (36) ex lead singer of Rage against the machine's birthday. Where is he now? Also, rob zombie is 40. Do you ever out grow the Zombie image?

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:33 PM

don't forget Cliff Hawkins, Chuck Hayes, Oldham County project UL signee Donta Smith and Male high grad and Murray state boy Chris Shumate.

Brock on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:35 PM

I told you UC was hurtin' bad. Now we've got some more bodies. I guarantee they'll still look small next to Hicks.
http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs...120316/1035/SPT

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:37 PM

so i got attacked last night.

i was driving down lexington rd, past jillians, on the way to work last night around 1am. So I'm sitting at the light there by Broadway/Barret/Lexington Rd when I see this old black guy kinda stumbling on the other side of the street. So I'm thinking "wow, that guys drunk!" Well, he drops what he's carrying besides what looked like a hockey stick. In fact, I'm pretty sure it was a hockey stick.

At this point his stuff is all over a lane on broadway, and he's coming at me. Needless to say I didn't sit around and wait to find out what the fuck this guy's problem was, so I just took off down broadway. I turned right, and I as I pulled onto broadway the dude took a swing at my car with whatever he was carrying.

I checked the paper today to see if some crazy dude got hit by a car or anything last night on broadway. Nothing.

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Are you sure he was drunk or were you drunk?

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:43 PM

believe it or not, i was sober.

too poor to get drunk on weekdays. it is a sad state of afairs, really.

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:46 PM

http://www.transbuddha.com/index.ph...tion_punch_out/

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Damn, that sucks Phil. Thats why you gotta roll with your shit off safety like Dr. Dre said! :-) Pull out the streetsweeper and blast on a mothafucka!
BTW, how was Tuesday night? I bet I missed out on good times, unfortunately I couldn't make it.
Anyone wanna go for a run this afternoon? I might go do some PT with PFC. Wright.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 1:55 PM

Stew - One name for you. Artose Pinner. 5'10" 235 pounds, and he was that size at UK. He is a compact strong back who can't even run over shit in the NFL. If you extrapolate his weight to height ratio he would be about 252 pounds at 6'3" which is pretty close to Bush.

The biggest disadvantage is that Bush is taller from the ground and as such, his legs are much more exposed. Granted his legs are strong, however, a 6'3" 330 pound defensive tackle who is trained to shed his blocks to stop the run will eat him up all day long, especially because it takes him a little time to get through the blocking hole and the hole seal much faster than in college.

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 2:19 PM

God, I am PSYCHED! Take every 80's hair metal song, condense them into 5 seconds, distill the pure essence, and inject it into your blood. That almost describes my level of psyched-ness!

Brock on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 2:20 PM

Uh, Jay, care to elaborate why you are so immensely psyched?

Bigworm on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 2:29 PM

some girl's hand probably brushed over his cock. Jackpot.

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 2:31 PM

I'd love to, but I don't want to blow my load on Natty Sci. And it might not be anything. But it is giving me one hell of an adrenaline rush.

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Bush ran for 100 yds against VTech's 300 lb DTs with a sprained foot. Artose Pinner was my favorite UK player and I keep an eye on him with the Lions, but comparing him and Bush is kind of an apples and oranges situation.

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 2:34 PM

Jay, should we be concerned for your well-being? That kind of psyched-ness can have consequences and reprocussions!

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 2:38 PM

go ahead, blow your load jay

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 3:00 PM

i got bored: http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...620852195263058

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 3:14 PM

nice.....

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 3:29 PM

I'm speechless...

Bigworm on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 3:29 PM

Artose Pinner rushed for over 100 yards against an LSU defense while he was at UK. In fact, he was the only player to top 100 yards rushing against LSU that year 2002.

And you are correct - that is like comparing apples and oranges. Pinner rushed for over 1400 yards in 2002 in the SEC. Bush ran for 1143 in 2005 against their shitty schedule.




Louisville 2005 schedule http://uoflsports.collegesports.com...otbl-sched.html

UK 2002 schedule
http://www.ukathletics.com/index.ph...article_id=8779

joe on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 3:32 PM

In that case compare avg. yard per carry and rushing attempts too. Also, yards in the 4th quarter when up or down by 40 points.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 3:47 PM

And while we are at it, we might as well factor in caliber of teams.

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 4:00 PM

Damn, all this arguing about sports is making my psyched-ness soft.

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 4:01 PM

And better yet, why don't we all just pull out pants down, pull out our cocks and see who's biggest?

Brock on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 4:06 PM

College football sucks until they make a playoff. This is the first year in the history of the BCS where there wasn't a controversy. Even then, I think OSU or Penn St. could've pulled off an upset in a 4-8 team playoff. Screw you bowl commissioners!

Bigworm on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Brock - possibly, but atleast Texas did nut up and beat OSU on their home field this year.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Jay - so why are you so psyched?

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 4:28 PM

you've been working on some bon jovi songs haven't you??

Brock on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 4:29 PM

But look how awesome March Madness and the NFL playoffs are. It would be like combining those two things into a super-awesome event. Unfortunately, the Insight.com Bowl needs their money.

Sorry to kill your mojo Jay, but does getting psyched and getting a wicked hard-on mean the same thing? I always thought getting psyched had something to do with partying with the potential of getting laid vs. getting laid exclusively.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Why not settle sports Tecmo-Bowl style?

http://exburgher.com/stories/Januar...tsPlayoff1.html

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 5:12 PM

If you really need to know, on the morning movement (on the Fox, if you don't listen to it) today, they had some guy come in and sing an original song. I didn't hear him play, but all of the feedback was good. They then talked about having local musicians come in and perform orginal songs on a regular basis. It was like the rock gods handed me a chance to play for real. Now I just need to convince Marc that he is ready to sing. However, they might have just been throwing the idea out there, and maybe they won't do it. If so, then I am getting psyched for nothing. But either way, I need to try. I don't think any of you guys can understand the burning in my gut to play music. Maybe douglas, but that's just VD.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 5:32 PM

Jay - do you have any original music with good lyrics?

Green Baron on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 5:41 PM

Because first off, Vanderjagt doesn't do kickoffs anymore, he's a pussy. They brought in the long-kicker, Cortez, for that.
and Second, the Steelers scoring 49 points.....ummmm.....no.
I got two words for you....everyone listening....
Bob Sanders.

Watch that motherfucker Sunday. He's gonna make the someone his bitch. He makes Manuimastupidfucker look like Miss Daisy.

Phil on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 5:48 PM

i'm pretty sure this is fake, but I thought it was funny: http://www.wimp.com/badly/

Jay on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 5:59 PM

Actually, I do, Wes.

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 6:21 PM

so that's that burning sensation...

douglas on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 6:23 PM

i really should have that looked at...

stew on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 7:27 PM

ESPN.com has some interesting stuff on the college football page today talking about big time boosters. There are actually several stories, all of which I found interesting,
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/index

Brock on Thursday, January 12, 2006 at 11:59 PM

Philco, does this mean Marv Levy is coming back like Joe Gibbs?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2289987

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:43 AM

I'm pretty confident Levy isn't getting hired. I keep seeing Jim Haslett being mentioned (the HC from New Orleans). Ted Cottrell, the old DC from the Vikings has also been mentioned along with Jerry Gray.

But it is looking like Haslett...I'm not too pleased with that.

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:55 AM

here's a much better article from espn.com that is probably much better informed than i am: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2289987

stew on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:59 AM

Not sure if someone's posted this already, but this is really bad news about Carson Palmer's injury. Just reading this article made me cringe. Hopefully he recovers, because his career was just getting started.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2290239

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:32 AM

happy Trogday: http://homestarrunner.com/trogday.html

Brent on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 7:29 AM

Palmer will be fine by next year.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 8:28 AM

I heard that guy playing on the morning movement. You all should try to get on the show.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 9:01 AM

why are all the hot ones so fucking stupid?
http://movies.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=212082

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 9:01 AM

I just talked to tony and dwight, and they said that if I could convince marc to sing, we were in. AWSOME! FAN-TASTIC!
I think I just had an orgasm.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 9:04 AM

Marc don't be gay. If you don't agree to sing Douglas will make fun of you.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 9:18 AM

marc, you're a fag if you don't sing. jay, if marc won't do it, you've seen my skills, but in case you've forgotten already:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...620852195263058

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 9:43 AM

douglas you are going to be an internet god once that video circulates.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 9:53 AM

that would be great, tell all your friends. we should put together a web page, and i'll just get drunk every weekend and sing a new song and post it on the web. i'll be the next andy milonakis, a dumbass with my own mtv show

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 10:05 AM

I just showed the video to some people at work. All they could say is "Wow!"

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 10:15 AM

lets get you drunk tonight and sing rock you like a hurricane

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 10:20 AM

I don't think marc is going to like the fact that i talked to the morning movement. I told him of the possibility yesterday. My words were "...And so I want to get us on there!" and his response was "Not for a while." Now, I need to push him, because I know we can do it. However, I don't want to push him away. So please don't give him a bunch of crap. I want him psyched up, not psyched out. It was tough enough to get him to play O'shea's this sunday.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 10:21 AM

so you all are playing Sunday night at O'shea's?

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Hell yes, we are. So, I think karma just struck. I guess the possiblity of playing on the radio was too good for me, so the power just went off for a second and stopped my machine. Now I have to start all over. That sucks!

adrian on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Jaym do you honestly think a member of the Sci would give marc shit? Come on....Come on!

adrian on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Jaym = Jay. Sorry for the fuck up.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:17 AM

the day we quit making fun of you is a day that you should be worried about.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:18 AM

I can do rock you like a hurricane, i don't know the words too well, but that would probably make it funnier.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:19 AM

we only make fun of those we like

stew on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Jay, what time are you guys playing at O'Sheas?

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Jay, I think you should have Douglas go as your opening act everywhere. That way you'll look 100X better.

adrian on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Oh shit it is almost mountain biking wheather. Now i am getting Psyched. GO up to Seneca to watch the chicks running in their super tight outfits. Oh yeah!

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:26 AM

I've ridden at seneca 3 times this week and the chicks are out in full force. College spring break is right around the corner. They need to get in shape for the bikini.

Bigworm on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Not true - I make fun of everyone equally.

Jay and Marc - give me a time you guys are playing on Sunday and I will be there.

Jay - If he isn't ready to radio, don't push...try to ease him into it. Similar to Happy Gilmore..."A little tappy-wappy!"

Marc - Don't be nervous amigo, honestly can it be any more awkward than doing a married girl in a bar bathroom?

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:31 AM

that is a wicked burn, but very true.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:36 AM

brock, i'm insulted. they'd only look 50x better, 100x is pushing it

Bigworm on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:41 AM

Ah - she may have eluded Darwin this time, but I am sure she will make a comeback tour in grand fashion.

http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0106/293514.html

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Just a reminder:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...620852195263058

100X BETTER

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Open mic starts around 10:30, so I will probably be there by 10 or so. Maybe sooner. And my plan is keep marc liquored up on jagerbombs all night, so that when 6:00 rolls around, I can call tony and dwight and drag marc in there.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:12 PM

http://www.beverageworld.com/index....iew&id=5215

our lady jagermeister pray for us

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:13 PM

it wasn't his time! Why?

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:25 PM

I don't think this movie will do well in the Blugrass State, because they portray UK as Cobra Kai.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...lory/index.html
(I can't tell you how long I've waited to make that comparison.)

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:27 PM

"Duuuuu... Du alleins kanst nichts fur stehen!"

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...e.ap/index.html

Brent on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Ouch, third degree burn delivered by Wes.

Jay are you doing your own material or a cover?

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:40 PM

For O'Shea's, we're doing some covers. The radio requires an original song.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 12:49 PM

that movie review is bullshit, Texas Western's coach and all the players have come out and said in public that UK's players and coach (Rupp) were all very nice to them and didn't resemble racists in the least. Stephen A. on 'Quite Frankly' point blank asked their coach if Rupp was mad b/c he lost to a bunch of black guys. His response, "No, he was mad b/c he lost the national championship. Not too many coaches are happy when they lose the national championship." And then he went on to praise Rupp for how nice a guy he was. Fuck that movie

stew on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 1:10 PM

Jay, I'd be interested in seeing what Hasselhof's two teenage daughters look like. I'll bet they're hot!

Bigworm on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 1:23 PM

Someone explain this to me please. How does Louisville miss out on Nolan Smith. Word on the street be that he committed to Duke yesterday? For anyone who doesn't know, this is Derek Smith's son.

http://scout.scout.com/a.z?s=17&...&refid=4741

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 1:28 PM

My little brother, Chip, used to be on the same team as Nolan Smith when his dad, Derek coached them back as youngsters. They used to be the two best kids on the team, too bad Chip got fat, then played football, and then broke his neck. WAY TO BLOW YOUR NBA CAREER!

I'm gonna hit him the next time I see him.

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 1:35 PM

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 1:55 PM

looks like some weird internet issues going on. can anyone see the site now?

Bigworm on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 2:31 PM

Yep

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 2:36 PM

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 2:36 PM

The Reports of My Demise Were Greatly Exaggerated
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2290916

The picture in that article looks a little more heinous than I originally thought. The dude is straight looking at his knee!

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 2:36 PM

So we are sitting at lunch and this guy looks across the lunch table at this girl and says your eyes look tired do you have eye cream? She was like yes do you? He said yes. It gets silent and he defended himself by saying don't you all? The evidence is really piling up.

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 2:57 PM

you know how I know you're gay? you have eye cream.

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:12 PM

What the hell is eye cream? Sounds like some sexual maneuver.

Rumage on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Until that last part, it sounded like a pick up line destined for the "sexual harassment" hall of fame. From there, it just gets really gay.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:16 PM

is that the same queer that bought the flower pants?

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:18 PM

brock, where did you brother play? i played at middletown where junior bridgeman and derek smith were both my coaches. junior's son is my age, this was back when i was like 10 or 11. derek's son, i guess it was nolan, would be running around on the court sometimes. derek smith was seriously one of the nicest guys i've ever met. he even gave me the mr. hustle award. i'm the shit!!

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:23 PM

I believe it was a YMCA thing, but not sure. They played at Westport Middle School. They were only like 5-6.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:25 PM

same.

Green Baron on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Oh my god, this is incredible:
http://ideas.live.com/programpage.a...60-c6313f7ebb73

Yes yes boys, get it now. Windows Messenger Beta. Well, you can't get it now, unless you have an invite....but soon. And it's all new. It's amazing. Here's what it does:

Everything that Yahoo Messenger already does. And what Yahoo Messenger doesn't do, Skype does. And iTalk by Google already does everything both do anyway.

So yah, jump on board folks. Sign up to be first in-line to receive something you already have.

I can't wait....

Green Baron on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:37 PM

I think my favorite is the FAQ's.

Voice calling? How will that work?
Basically, if you've been asleep for the last 10 years, you've probably missed the programs that have been in existence that allow you to call landlines and other computers. But now MSN is going to do it. So it's different, but not really. But Bill Gates endorses it, so either we get down and blow him now or bend over later, he's gonna getcha and you better accept that.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:37 PM

i mean this in the nicest way possible, but does anybody read his shit?

stew on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:38 PM

Wes, please don't bring up the Nolan Smith thing. First, it is old news, and secondly, it sucks. There was a reason why I didn't post anything about it the last couple of days. If you want to give us shit about how we're "little brother" or how we don't play anybody, thats fine, but the Nolan Smith to Duke thing hurts.

stew on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Joe, do you mean the stuff that Baron posts? If so, the answer is most likely "no".

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Yes, unless its a crazy rant, but I usually skip everyone's really long rants. Sometimes its somewhat interesting. Its obvious that we have short attention spans, so make sure

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:41 PM

to make your posts short, or break them up.

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:43 PM

o

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:43 PM

k

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:46 PM

very retarded but funny douglas

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:51 PM

so I'm submitting some stuff up to urbandictionary and this randomly came up. The definition of C-Mac: http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi....php?term=C-Mac

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Urbandictionary is blocked here. those whores

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:53 PM

I was having some trouble on this site around 2:00, phil.

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:54 PM

I believe that site is pretty NSFW.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:55 PM

so it wasn't just me. good.

Jay on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 3:59 PM

I believe these prices are on par with 4th street live.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/13/be...n.ap/index.html

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:01 PM

RUSTY TROMBONE!

Green Baron on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:07 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...r1134941009.jpg

There, there's a picture of a monkey riding a border collie. Enjoy.

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:08 PM

the urbandictionary definition of C-Mac: Giving another male a blowjob while fingering his asshole at an extreme speed.

"Jason was giving Steve a C-Mac in a tent at Mt.Helanh."

Source: anonymous, Apr 3, 2003

Bigworm on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:08 PM

Stew - I am not rubbing it in, I am just curious how you guys didn't get him. Well I think he is only a junior so he could still change his mind, however, how does this happen? I mean the last I heard he was pretty high on the cards.

So honestly explain if you can.

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:09 PM

well fuck a duck, there is a definition for B-Mac too:

An individual who possesses the reputation of getting a lot of action, who really doesn't. Usually resulting in negative results in future pursuits. Although english, does possess sex dependent uses.

Female use - "I'm not going to sleep with brian, hes way too much B-Mac for my liking. Maybe I will go with jesse."

Male Use - "I've got to be careful who I go home with, I don't want to be known as a B-Mac."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi....php?term=B-Mac

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:09 PM

wes, it's duke. don't question it. what duke wants, duke gets.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:09 PM

besides a UK fan who wouldn't want to go to Duke?

Jerome on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:10 PM

I can't count at least 6 people in my office who probably have eye cream.

joe on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:11 PM

You haven't seen gay until you see this guy dance like beyonce at the holiday party.

Bigworm on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Brock did you give this guy a dollar?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10834294/

Brock on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:34 PM

No, I beat his ass for free!

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:39 PM

did you beat his ass...mortal kombat style?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...511607150727925

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:43 PM

jeep commercial (well, not a real one but still funny): http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...249746173560379

douglas on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:48 PM

wait, joe, is this guy gonna be at 4th st. tonight???

stew on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Check out definition #4:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi....php?term=crunt

stew on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 4:55 PM

The Frothy Walrus:
http://www.turdwords.com/viewWord.cfm?wordID=4753

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 5:30 PM

ugh, looks like Jim Haslett will probably get the nod in Buffalo. I know he played there, but after watching the Saints...I can't say that I'm excited.

What I think they need to do is bring on Flutie as a mentor to Losman.

Phil on Friday, January 13, 2006 at 5:36 PM

oh, if people want to watch some of the playoff games at my place, let me know. I figure all the games besides the Seahawks game should be pretty good. I was hoping for snow in Denver or Chicago, but it looks like no dice on that. It's not even going to be that cold for the games. Booooo!

stew on Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 2:25 AM

This is pretty cool. The top 100 college football players of 2005. There is also a top 25 for '06 projection. Several local names on the lists.
http://collegefootballnews.com/2005...ers_of_2005.htm

stew on Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 2:36 AM

Is it wrong for me to think this is hot?
http://icantimmormon.com/products/v...p;name2=T-Shirt

stew on Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 2:49 AM

Francisco Garcia's first NBA start: 45 minutes, 17 pts, 8 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 steals, 4 blocks. How 'bout them apples?

Bigworm on Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 11:08 AM

So has it been decided as to when and where Stew's going away party is going down?

Wing Commander on Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 3:17 PM

"Bid Adieu to Stew Party" at the Market Street Ballet.

Bigworm on Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Okay - so I might head out this evening. If so, I am arming myself with a bottle of bourbon and drowing my pain!

stew on Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 3:59 PM

This one is for Jay-here is a video interview of the topless chick I posted the other day. It's fan-fucking-tastic, because not only do you see alot of her boobs, but she talks about them too, which is kinda hot. It goes without saying that this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Unless people at work don't mind you walking around with a hard on!
http://www.break.com/college/keeleyhazellnude.html

stew on Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 9:00 PM

I apologize in advance for this one, but it's funny. Tubby Smith for sale on Ebay!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...y0%3D%26fvi%3D1

Phil on Saturday, January 14, 2006 at 9:07 PM

math lesson for marc: http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...438422483406719

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