911? It's Stew. Yeah, it's caught in the window.

So I was going to post something about the legendary night, recapping all the events in twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, but then I realized stew probably doesn't need people talking shit about him over the events of last night. I'll wait a couple more days, and then we'll tell the story of how my clothes got covered in vomit and stew put his ass through the window of joe's front door.

Until then, a friendly reminder that the Big Jay Experience featuring Marcus Brodie will be performing up at o'shea's tomorrow night. Good times will be had by all, and let's just hope nobody puts their ass through a window.

Jan 14th, 2006 - The day now formally known as hell Saturday

Posted by Phil on January 15th, in the middle of the night | 822 comments

Comments

stew on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Oh my god! Tell me it wasn't as terrible as I'm beginning to think it was. Yeah, there is a reason why I wasn't drinking-I think everyone found out why last night. My sincerest of apologies to all involved. Jager is not my friend. Did I seriously go through a fucking window? Damn, I have hit a new low. I'd also be willing to bet that there are pictures/video that I never want to see.

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 1:31 PM

stew, phone calls to mindy had to be made to figure out what the hell was going on.

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 1:53 PM

WHITE WASHED!

well, as many as four white guys on the court (with Harvey!) at once for the cards...

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 4:11 PM

note to bill cowher: stop being a pussy, and things work out.

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 4:13 PM

HOLY CRAP

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 4:18 PM

ha ha, stupid drunken kicker!

joe on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 4:29 PM

someone had to win that game, and I need a new door.

adrian on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 5:15 PM

What is a good torrent site to download episodes of the office?

Marc on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 6:06 PM

http://www.torrentspy.com
http://www.mininova.org
are both good. but it just interested in the most recent (within 7 days) of the most popular shows then
http://www.tvtorrent.info/eztv/ is good

but it it's not on that one then search the other 2

Jerome on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 6:34 PM

... don't hate me 'cause I'm from Pittsburgh ... but yay!

Bigworm on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 7:36 PM

Yeah, that game was crazy in the 4th quarter. Just how crazy one asks.

With less than 2 minutes in the game and the Steelers up by 3 Bettis fumbles on the 2 (his 1st fumble of the season)

Down by 3 with less than 20 ticks remaining..The Idiot Kicker misses a 46 yard FG (his first miss at home).

adrian on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 7:56 PM

Thanks marc!

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 8:23 PM

the blind chick from Road Trip is being seduced on 24.

I keep waiting for her to say "I'd appreciate it if you don't give snacks to my dog"

Phil on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 8:25 PM

apparently she's been on since 2003. I obviously don't watch this show that often. continue about your business.

Wing Commander on Sunday, January 15, 2006 at 9:52 PM

New kitchen staff at O'Sheas:

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/39262/

Jerome on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 5:48 AM

ESPN's "He Missed It" montage was just great television. Anybody get video of that one?

adrian on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 8:11 AM

Good job last night Marc and Jay!

adrian on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 8:54 AM

Jay or Marc, what was the order of your songs last night?

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 9:13 AM

damnit I missed it - sorry fellas I slept all day sunday. Okay so how bad was saturday night really?

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Did you guys make the radio this morning?

adrian on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Saturday was pretty God Damn bad!

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 9:56 AM

ditto on the congrats, jay and marc had all the bitches up front straight soaked. when you got chicks singing whitesnake with you, that's how you know you've made it. remember us in the liner notes

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 9:56 AM

i've heard a lot, but i don't mind hearing more sat. night stories

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:05 AM

Okay - I don't remember doing anything bad, except playing drunken basketball with some 15 yr olds. Is that correct?

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:10 AM

you said you were going to sign adrian up for the marines.

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:12 AM

No, not going to sign Adrian or myself up for the marines at that.

This is pretty cool, ignore that it is from the Christian Science Monitor.

http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/0111/...01s03-sten.html

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:17 AM

Sure Iran, build that bomb. What could possibly go wrong?

http://news.independent.co.uk/peopl...ticle338625.ece

adrian on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:22 AM

The dude playing air guitar while Xota was rocking out was pretty funny.

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:31 AM

So is there doing to be an encore presentation or would that be like asking Michelangelo to re-create the Sistine Chapel?

adrian on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:36 AM

I definately see where the acoustic/electric guitar is an investment.

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 10:40 AM

the acoustic/electric is definitely a solid investment, and much needed. we could hear that much better than the straight acoustic.

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 11:11 AM

big jay and marc left before i did, so i guess the "shut down o'shea's, stay up and show up at the fox" plan didn't work out?

adrian on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 11:24 AM

what time did you leave phil?

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 11:28 AM

i left late enough. too much drama for me.

adrian on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 11:47 AM

You need to find out who that new waitress was. She meets your criteria in a woman...hot and an osheas waitress. Perfect!

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 11:54 AM

oh, i figured it out. her name is sarah. she worked there two years ago. she used to date my friend becky's boyfriend wes. she left o'shea's because she got knocked up (not by wes).

plus she smokes.

Brock on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Is this smoking thing really a huge issue with you?
I ask because:

1. Some people smoke occasionally while drinking
2. People look for reasons to quit, so dating someone who doesn't like it is a good reason.

Just some advice, not that I'm an expert. Oh, I forgot:

3. If they smoke, they have an oral fixation, and a man can usually provide willing remedies to that.

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 1:10 PM

For once, Brock actually makes sense.

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 1:15 PM

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=494
Cindy Crawford picks her nose

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 1:17 PM

you know, to put into perspective my view on smoking i left off another key fact because the smoking is more of a deal sealer than this: she is also married.

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 1:22 PM

Wow - so I just received a telephone call from Nattysci's #1 fan, good ole Matt Church. An update for everyone:
1. The liver is back to normal - way to go Church!
2. He no longer drinks - fear of relapse (probably the smart move)
3. He has been smoke free for over a year now
4. He still works for UofL and is still a doctoral student
5. HE IS NOW ENGAGED

adrian on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 1:28 PM

HOLY FUCKING SHIT...to a chick right?

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 1:32 PM

i thought the matt church engaged was known. in fact, I apologize about not making a full post regarding it.

i've met his future wife, she's good people. bastard still won't come up to flanagan's for trivia...

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 1:33 PM

Yeah to a chick - her name is Sara, but we can always make trivia names in reference to him marrying dude.

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 1:36 PM

Wouldnt' it be great if UofL, Cincy, and UK are all slugging it out in the NIT!

I laugh because it's a possibility.

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 1:55 PM

bumper stick for douglas: http://www.cafepress.com/bickerstickers.44514303

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 2:03 PM

Actually there are tons of good ones.

http://www.cafepress.com/bickerstickers

Brock on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Thanks for reminding me of that Wes. It was a solid week in college basketball... everyone blew it! On the bright side, UC is playing football players since they have so few scholarship players available, so its fun to watch those guys come in an body-check people. We ran into the tight end who played against Syracuse at Skyline at 3AM. He was almost as popular as Huggins. The funny thing is, he's a freshman, so he is getting more playing time on the basketball team than the football team. Joshua Tinch can suck it, Conner Barwin is the man!

Other interesting rumors: Skip Prosser is coming to UC, John Belein is going to Wake, and Huggins is going to WVA. YIKES!

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 2:47 PM

phil, that is a fact. although it's not so much the act itself, but the novelty of saying 'hey, i put it in your ass' that's appealing to me. After you've done that to a girl, there's really nothing she can ever say to you about anything. Like if she starts an argument with you in public, all you have to do is say, 'fuck you, i put it in your ass,' and that's pretty much the end of the argument....or the beginning of a whole new one

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Either way - it's comedy gold for innocent bystanders.

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:08 PM

"We want to kick the door down so the air space is clear for any (aircraft) you want to go in," Krumm said. "Someone could come in flying a Cessna 172 with a pistol if you wanted after we're done."

http://www.bradenton.com/mld/braden...on/13458528.htm

Marc on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:21 PM

okay. first off for Adrian the list of songs we covered in oreder were:
Tom Petty - American Girl
Pearl Jam - Black
Foo Fighters - My Hero
Dog Eye View - Umbrella
Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
Counting Crows -Mr. Jones

Secondly, I want to kill Jay for making me stay up all night when he could have just asked the radio guys if they would be on today...since they too had a holiday.

Third, Was I supposed to role up on baby's mama's friend Lauren? Because I sure wanted to and was planning to but when you all left she grabbed her stuff and moved to the back bar. I was opposed to going back there and working on her. but there was a dude there at first. (not the one from the band though) Just curious. because I happily would have rollen up, if I was supposed to. If I wasn't then....disregard this last part.

Marc on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:23 PM

CORRECTION: I WASN'T opposed to going back there and working on her.

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:24 PM

Marc - Do you have a penis?

If so, find it and use it!

So the answer it obvious is it not?

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Marc/Jay - are you guys gonna play again? If so win?

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Damn I am completely retarded!

*When?

Jerome on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:40 PM

The British make me so angry, I could spit

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:40 PM

marc, i don't know if you were technically supposed to or not, but she is a little ho, and as wes so eloquently put it, you do have a penis, and she has a vagina, so it just seems logical that the two of you should hook up and use them.

Marc on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:40 PM

We're gonna play at this awesome house party. There's gonna be Jager and bitches. I don't know when it is, it depends on Abby going to Australia. lol

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:40 PM

she also has an a**hole, and she's not opposed to using it

Marc on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:44 PM

No, I realize that fact (Wes and Douglas) but I wasn't gonna role up if I wasn't supposed to. Although I thought about doing it anyway, even if I wasn't. I happily would have.

Interesting fact: It's the same girl Jay yelled at Wade about "You're in my seat" in the moment before midnight on New Year's hoping to get a kiss. Although that wasn't gonna stop me last night (sorry Jay) because he says he hardly remembers her from New Years.

Marc on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Okay Douglas, now I'm in love.


Wait that sounds gay.


I'm in love with her standards. Especially if they include me.

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:53 PM

This is how dumb Lauren is. Some dude she was fucking awhile ago was at O'Shea's last night. He was dating some other girl while they were hooking up, but apparently it wasn't serious then. It is now, and apparently this dude told Lauren last night "If I ever want to cheat on my girlfriend, then I'll give you a call. Don't call me." And what did she do, nothing, she took it, and she'll probably end up fucking him the next time he calls. Low self esteem is sexy

adrian on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 3:58 PM

Now you should put that on a t-shirt

Marc on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Forget about cooling down you're pc with fans....use cooking oil
http://www.tomshardware.com/2006/01...p_out_the_fans/

Bigworm on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 4:32 PM

Wow. Simply mind boggling.

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 4:52 PM

some people have too much time on their hands

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 4:57 PM

Proof that the refs fucked up:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5252682
Vanderjagt didn't miss that kick, that was karma. That was God striking vengeance on the refs and all of the Colts and their fans for trying to win a game by highway robbery. Also, I think he has it in for Peyton Manning. Smart guy

Phil on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 5:59 PM

interesting little music video: http://www.keithschofield.com/djformat-video/

white boy nerdcore going all mainstream

douglas on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 6:46 PM

this is fucking hilarious:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10483732/

Jay on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 7:15 PM

Marc, You knew full well that they could have had a day off. Anyway, we need to try again, maybe wednesday. I can try to set it up tommorow. And stew is on natty sci probation.

Jay on Monday, January 16, 2006 at 7:51 PM

So, Snow day is on Cartoon network. Emanuelle Chiriqi (sp?) is in it, and as many of you know, I like her a lot. So the question is, is it wrong to rub one off to the Cartoon Network, even if it is a live movie.

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 7:37 AM

did the sci seriously run out of stuff to talk about or did we drink ourselves stupid and start reposting everything we have talked about in the past because we can't remember anything? Wes posted the STD e-cards a while ago, I was talking about the Church marriage right after I found out on Christmas eve. I'm going with drinking ourselves stupid.

Jay on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 7:58 AM

Marc, are you still pissed at me. I think trying to get on the radio friday would be ideal. Let me know what you think.

Rumage on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 8:14 AM

I've definitely run out of things to say... and that's never happens. I can almost always spout off something gay sounding and off topic.

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 9:16 AM

Hey douglas, Susie from work wanted to know why every picture taken of you Friday night you had your tongue sticking out?

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 9:27 AM

I think I am quarantining my house for a while. Perhaps next weekend we can meet somewhere else so I don't have to clean up glass or spilled alcohol off the floor or find my doorknob. Just a thought.

adrian on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 9:39 AM

Come on Joe. You mean to tell me you don't enjoy people assaulting you in your own home or disrespecting your property.

Jay on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Well, Phil is probably going out of town, so it looks like we'll be meeting at wes's house.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 9:55 AM

we are quickly approaching having to buy a place with one padded room along with an area that can be cleaned with a hose for drinking.

let's save up $45,000 and buy this place: http://www.realtor.com/Prop/1054791156

sure it looks like it doesn't have air conditioning. and yeah, directions to get there will involve "turn right off of oak st." but it has an unfinished basement, so we can totally put in some elbow grease and turn this into a property worth $50,000. That's an investment!

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 9:55 AM

i'll only be out of town if I can get a hold of stew

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Chain link fence, City sewer, City water supply

who wouldn't want to buy that place?

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Who assaulted Joe?

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Oh because he doesn't have "KENTUCKY" on his chest let's just slap his wrist.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2292268

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:08 AM

The fucking NCAA is a joke, plain and simple. I am just waiting for the day when they rub a few of the big schools the wrong way and they decide to start their own organization.

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Joe - I have no idea why my tongue is out, I don't remember sticking it out in pictures on Friday night. I wasn't really drunk either. It must be some sort of natural reaction, when I see a flash, my tongue comes out. Have you seen these pictures in question?

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:15 AM

I haven't seen them.

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:16 AM

well i don't remember doing it, but even if i did, so what, that's edoug for ya, he sticks his tongue out at the ladies

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:17 AM

That is basically what I told her earlier. It is douglas, anything is possible. Your lucky that is all he did.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:22 AM

now, this is a dive bar: http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma...ng_of_a_tavern/

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:22 AM

she could've been tuscan muled...

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:30 AM

married women don't have pussies they have vaginas. When a women throws the bouqet they are throwing away their pussy. The women who catches it is getting married next because she has 2 pussies.

chris rock is genius.

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:37 AM

"married guys don't get blowjob, been married for years, my wife hasn't given me one blowjob...I've had fellatio, but no blowjob."

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:39 AM

"lick, lick...is it hard? put it in I got some laundry to fold."

adrian on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:41 AM

Does Worm not know what all happened Saturday?

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:42 AM

I told him a little sunday morning.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:43 AM

oh yeah, i was talking to stephanie the bartender at BW3s and this is what she had to say about 3-Hole Punch Lisa:
"you were right about here, you get one drink in her and she freaks out. Everything looks like a dick, everything tastes like a dick, everything feels like a dick. Everything with her is dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Bitch is a freak!"

good times.

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:45 AM

and we don't hang out with her because???

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:46 AM

the crazy ones are always good in bed

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:46 AM

god bless the name lisa. If anybody has a daughter don't name her lisa.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:47 AM

yeah, but the crazy ones are also the most likely to bite your dick off too

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 10:49 AM

fark posted all of clinton portis' characters, but what I thought was funny is news item #2 on the home page (the first one without a picture): http://clintonportis.com/index.html#

glad to know clinton still loves his mom.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:01 AM

Okay - really someone explain to me Saturday night! I remember drinking bourbon and cokes, pounding shots with Stew, playing basketball, Stew flipping out and pushing some people, me walking out on the front porch and seeing a garbage can and broom from where apparently Stew went through the door. I am not sure how he went through the door (but i think it was he was trying to sit down and missed that chair). Okay - so that is what I remember..now feel me in on the rest.

And I remember Stew wanting me to hit him too, oh yeah and wanting to look into my life insurance policy to see if they would still pay if I died in Iraq.

So that is what I remember..please fill in the gaps.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:16 AM

i figure stew is going to have to own up to his actions, and everyone has heard the story anyways, so here's the right up I sent Mindy:

so stew has been drinking (e.g. the video I sent you). all good times, we are having some laughs, big jay and marc are practicing their set that they are going to play at open mic night at o'shea's tomorrow, good times all around. and suddenly stewie is doozing off. well, no big deal. but suddenly stew because agreesive and accidently pours a beer out. so joe goes to try to clean it with a mop, and stew starts kicking the mop and stuff. getting real out of hand at this point. so we think he's going to puke, so we get him outside. at this point when they try to get him in a chair, he starts throwing his elbows around like a power forward in basketball and hits marc in the face. joe is pissed off.

eventually they get me out there to try to talk to him, but he gets even more angry that I'm there saying "you don't even know" over and over to me (apparently this turned out to be a running theme that was said to everyone). so at this point he stands up, starts wobbling and he puts his ass right through the front door. they get stew inside, joe is pissed off and all chaos is breaking loose. next thing I know is stew is in the backyard crying and making no sense to drunk wes who's telling stew that he'll join the marines with stew too if he wants. well stew is crying and making no sense at all. eventually big jay and adrian get stew into big jay's car and they take him home. well, stew doesn't have his keys. so I have to drive out there, in stew's car.

while I'm on my way stew started making the vampire noises and going after adrian. so i get there, get him into his house and big jay and I get stew onto his couch. well, big jay had enough at this point so I tell big jay to leave me and I'll figure out how to get back to joe's. well stew goes insane at this point. he's not saying anything besides sorry, "you don't even know", "hey" and 'you guys." Oh, and f-bombs. Well, he gets up starts making vampire noises and lunges at me. Needless to say I grabbed him and threw him down on the couch (gently). well, at this point he starts laughing like a maniac and starts spitting. here comes the puke. well he throws up all over a couch and then hits the floor and is throwing up all over the floor. i have to roll him over onto his side to keep him from drowning in his puke. so while I was freaked out and attacked, i'm glad I stayed because lord knows what would have happened.

so stewie does a few more "you don't even know" vampire hiss attack things, now covered in puke so my patience for him trying to tackle me is running thin. so I some how convince him that he needs to go to the bathroom to clean up. so I get him in there, at which point random Don guy comes walking up the stairs and helps me get him to bed. Weirdest night ever.

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Don't forget big jay calling phil and talking to him when you hear stew in the background laugh and the phone disconnect.

adrian on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:31 AM

Don't forget about Jay driving Stew home with me in the backseat. It looked as if Stew was going to pass out and all of a sudden he turns around and throws a punch at me and totally missing me. So i am trying to get my seatbelt off then he decides to grab my throat. At that point i drilled stew in his chin...lights out for a moment...didn't even remember shit.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Wow - now that is one crazy ass night.

Philco - good thing you managed to avoid the vampire hiss striking technique. That is probably as deadly as the pint of blood technique you see in all the old kung fu movies.

So while he was hissing like a vampire was he trying to bite you?

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Joe - I am guessing we started playing basketball after they take Stew home.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:37 AM

And for the record - I told Stew I'd join the marines just to try to help calm him down.

You know, kind of like swimming in pairs, safety in numbers. While drinking this makes perfect sense, although, in time of war there are only casualties in numbers.

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:40 AM

basketball was after they left. You were telling my 15 year old neighbor and his friend about how you used to be able to dunk then you got married and fat. So you told them never to get married. It was a good PSA for them. Don't drink, don't do drugs and don't get married.

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:43 AM

buddy of mine coaches desales baketballl and they just beat St. X last week. He was telling me about how the student sections were ruthless that game.

St. X started with:
South end white trash
Desales answered:
East end preppies
St. X came back with:
We got money
Desales followed:
Daddies money
When Desales went up 20 fans started leaving so they chanted:
Where you going?
followed by:
Start your lexus!

Nothing but class.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:44 AM

no wes, you told stew that you AND adrian were joining the marines.

and the vampire bite, not too sure if he was going for a bite because he never got close enough. he was covered in vomit...

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:45 AM

"right up"? i'm retarded.

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:49 AM

I had a broom in my hand to clean up broken glass not beat the shit out of stewie.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:56 AM

wow, we went past 10,000 comments a while ago and I didn't even notice...

joe on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:58 AM

we rule

adrian on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 12:08 PM

We just need to take over the small country of Tuvalu and we are on our way to World Domination. I figure we take some jet skis to tuvalu island and arm ourselves with some bb guns. That should be enough fire power to over throw the handful of inhabitants.

adrian on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 12:09 PM

Or we could just unleash a Drunk Stew on the island.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 12:36 PM

whenever I need to smile, this takes me to my happy place: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41196

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 12:38 PM

oh, i guess I should mention the onion is running their sports year in review right now: http://www.theonion.com/content/index

Jay on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 12:44 PM

Drunk stew is peaceful. Drunk and high stew is too incoherent to be an effective fighting force. Drunk pissed off wes and chris, they could take over europe.

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 1:00 PM

brittany murphy is engaged (third item down): http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-01-17/

personally i don't care. i just thought the link on Tiffany Diamond was funny.

Brent on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 1:16 PM

3 feet deep is the shit! That video is actually pretty cool.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 1:21 PM

Blitzkrieg!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 1:53 PM

Rommel reference in 3......2.......1.......

Jay on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 2:07 PM

Hey Rommel, where's your tank?

Jay on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 2:18 PM

Why isn't drinking on BMac's yacht on this list.

http://money.cnn.com/2006/01/17/com...dex.htm?cnn=yes

Phil on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 2:21 PM

They are running profiles of us in our news letter. I am going to put hanging out on B-Mac's yacht as one of my hobbies when I get the chance...

Isiah Thomas has threatened to kick Bill Simmons' ass: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ex?name=simmons

Marc on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 2:25 PM

hey Jay, i'm okay with the radio thing. but how about calling tomorrow morning and trying to set it up for friday before staying up all night and just hoping.

Jay on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 4:08 PM

That is what I was planning on doing, anyway. Tomorrow we have a group of chemistry majors from centre college coming to tour the lab. You know what that means? Nubile young coeds. Oh right!

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 4:25 PM

parrot ruined this chick's game:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10704041/?GT1=7538

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 5:23 PM

Anyone up for going to the Easy Rider show this weekend?

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 6:23 PM

Andy Samberg for Marc, as referenced last night at approximately 10:18PM at O'Sheas:

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/40870/
http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/40871/

douglas on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 7:00 PM

true fan:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10704041/?GT1=7538

Marc on Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:52 PM

Hey Joe, instead of waiting to accidentally run into the girl again..... you could just send her and email to her myspace profile
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...731277293012648
(found by accident)

JUST FOR JOE. OTHERS MAYBE ASSHOLES. AND DO WHATEVER THE INTERNET VERSION OF THE SLOW CLAP IS.

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 12:19 AM

wow, the internet is a scary, scary place...

Wing Commander on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 2:47 AM

Chicklets: http://www.artandjunk.com/artandjun...02-07-01-01.jpg

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 7:24 AM

damn work internet blocks all the good shit

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 8:23 AM

Touché Barney, Touché

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 8:24 AM

we need to email barney

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 8:25 AM

get his endorsement for nattysci.com

Jerome on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 9:04 AM

A die hard Steelers fan who almost died ...
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...ce=NFLHeadlines

Jerome on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 9:27 AM

It may not be big money to them, but damn folks ...

Each Steelers player and coach has earned $73,000 for winning the first two playoff games and can double that with two more victories.

Each player in the wild-card playoff round earns $17,000 and another $19,000 for the divisional playoff round. Each player in the AFC championship game makes $37,000.

The winner of the Super Bowl then makes another $73,000, while the loser earns $38,000.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 9:31 AM

did anybody else read that bryan harvey for UL injured his rotator cuff putting on a shirt? UL can't even dress themselves.

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Alright..UK won and they actually played as a team. Amazing concept huh.

I don't care if they use a sports psychologist or not - other big time programs use them as well, and in my opinion that is a good idea. Anytime you play for a big time program with traditon - UK, IU, Duke, UNC, Kansas, etc... - you should have access to a sports psychologist just to get shit off your chest. These kids are only 18-22 years of age usually, and I know this is crazy, but fans are harsh.

And I don't know of anyone who takes more shit than JJ Reddick. I am guessing his answer is simply burning your ass for like 30 points. If you really piss him off, then maybe 45.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:09 AM

best trash talk aimed at Reddick was Maryland chanting reddick drinks his pee. Also, I liked Bilas' comment about teh sports psychologist. What are they going to do sit around and watch brokeback mountain and have a good cry?

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:21 AM

that was a great comment. really all this guy had to do was remind him that they were fucking UK basketball, b/c somewhere along the line while they were missing every shot, standing around on offense, and getting trampled by Kansas, they forgot that they're the best fucking program in the country.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:22 AM

is it just me or do they play better when rondo isn't on the court?

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:24 AM

to make a comment on what joe said yesterday about the high school trash talk and wes's most recent comment, the best trash talking by fans ever was at a waggener-ballard game when i was a sophomore. Bobby Weinberg was a senior and we were warming up for district finals. A couple weeks earlier bobby found out he knocked up his girlfriend. Imagine, a 17-yr. old kid who just found out he's going to be a dad, and having to listen to ballard's student section yell "Ba-by Dad-Dy" the entire fucking game, and only get louder every time you shoot a free throw. It sucked 'cuz the guy was on my team and a friend of mine, but it was hilarious.

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:25 AM

I have noticed there is more movement in the offense when he doesn't have the ball in his hands.

I believe Tubby realizes this as well, which is why Patrick Sparks is handling the ball more and allows Rondo to run around, and forces others to move.

Eventually Tubby will figure it out. Maybe it just needed a sports psychologist and Brockback Mountain.

Actually - the team went and watched Glory Road the other day, so that was their movie.

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:41 AM

yeah, uk will be alright, we're not going to miss the tournament like some people are saying right now. they'll turn it around, they always do. They're fucking UK. Another good comment from last night by bilas..."If UK loses their 4th game in a row, their fans are gonna' need a psychologist"

adrian on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:48 AM

For starters, you shouldn't have to play like a team to beat a butter ass Georgia squad. Hell, the school for the fucking blind could beat Georgia. So coming off a "very impressive" win means that we are going to get ass rammed by the GameCocks of South Carolina.

I don't know how to comment on Louisville. I know they are a young squad but they were and are still not prepared for the physical play of the Big East.

I am predicting an 11 loss season for the cats and a 10 loss season for the Cards.

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 11:11 AM

http://www.rickmoranis.com/

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 11:13 AM

That link is Ernie Fletcher's new country album.
Just so you're "In the Know"

adrian on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 11:19 AM

Check out these crazy ass piercings.

http://funnystuff.rolista.com/pages...t_piercings.htm

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 11:30 AM

so we just had a team meeting at work and our meeting eventually came to radioactive ninja penguins.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I could be a contender

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 11:51 AM

personally, i'm against radioactive ninja penguins

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Adrian - UGA was favored to win that game by 2.5 points according to the odd makers. UK has been in a slump, so it is a positive sign. The thing that impressed me the most is that the UK bench was standing and cheering for the guys on the court for the last 10 minutes. That tells me the guys are getting it together and playing as a team.

UGA is a very young squad, but listen to me. The foundation is laid and Dennis Felton is a damn good coach. Perhaps you will remember him from coaching Western Kentucky, yep Western Kentucky, when they beat UK with sparks on the squad on that 7 footer they had (i think his name is Chris Marcus). And if you don't think a coach who can inspire his mediocre players is worth a damn, then think back to early 90's UK with Pitino is his group of non-talented Kentucky boys.

Anyway for once in a very long time they were inspired.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 11:54 AM

yes it was chris marcus, could have been a first round pick until he had foot injuries that ended his career.

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 12:43 PM

fuck being a first rounder, he was the first pick probably if he never got hurt. nba guys were waiting desperately for him.

joe, look at this lineup for the World Baseball Classic. Check out who might be starting for the U.S.
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/5256720

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 1:26 PM

utley is my bitch

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 1:38 PM

my cousin actually just gave me a chase utley baseball card for a player to be named later.

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 1:45 PM

new sports guy article : http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060118

Brock on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 1:51 PM

That article reminds me of how happy I am that the Patriots lost. I no longer have to read Simmons write about his fantasy 3-way with Brady and Bellicheck. His writing is great until he digresses into one of those "I wish Tom Brady lived next door with his bathroom facing my house and no blinds" rants.

Note, Steve Smith is AWESOME! Thank you Yahoo! for ranking him perfectly so I'd pick him up blindly in the draft.

Panthers-Broncos Super Bowl. Wow, who picked that one? I almost fell asleep typing that, but then I remembered how awesome Steve Smith was, so its got at least something going for it.

::Note subtlety::

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Thank you fantasy for blindly drafting me shaun alexander and tiki barber so I could win the fantasy football championship. I rule! They are awesome.

Brock on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Doesn't the term "blindly drafting" basically eliminate you from stating "I rule" because you put no effort into it at all.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 2:33 PM

still kicked your ass

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 2:46 PM

he did

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 3:14 PM

Tis true.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 3:18 PM

you can hold my trophy while I celebrate by doing the ickey shuffle.

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 3:25 PM

wicked burn

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 3:33 PM

The circus is in Baghdad:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060118.../iraq_saddam_dc

Anybody keeping track of this? I swear, I'm waiting for Judge Joe Brown to step in here.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 3:52 PM

judge wapner could kick judge joe brown's ass

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 3:58 PM

Who'd a funked it?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006011...on_060118192711

Brock on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Woah, woah, woah... hold it boys... there are a few things that should be cleared up.

First, let me deal the little ones bouncing around in the back: Douglas and Wes, you guys finished at the bottom of the barrel, and licking Joe's nuts will not restore your pride.

Now, you did not kick my ass. You didn't even play me in the playoffs, in fact, you had it gift-wrapped for you. After the Sticks had their best game of the year, you swung in like a vulture and squeezed past him in the finals. Had the Cobra Kai actually beat Chris' no-run team, I'd have played Woodfood in the Semis instead of you getting the "bye". I like the shine of my trophy from last year, it was earned by beating good teams, so enjoy your training-wheeled championship and we'll put money on this motha next year.

Fantasy Football is officially over this year!

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 4:06 PM

I find this funny - no people are arguing over fantasy football. And quite honestly - I am surprised my team even made the playoffs considering they don't score any points.

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Probably not a good thing.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,182021,00.html

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 4:11 PM

I think this week's party crasher was a personal best on people I know. Double digits in fact!

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Actually Brock, I hold the trophy from last year remember? Yours from two years ago is quickly gathering dust.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 4:32 PM

quit living in the past. my trophy kicks all your trophies asses.

Brock on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 4:56 PM

Joe, are you just looking at things in the room and saying they kick asses?

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 4:58 PM

Don't fuck with Wendy's.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/01/18/w...r.ap/index.html

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:03 PM

i got nothing better to do.

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:04 PM

finished up some work, gloated victory, made some random comments. Now just waiting for the bus, and it isn't a short one.

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:05 PM

ha ha ha

http://www.tbt.com/news/article16896.ece

That's some safe for work porn there that is. Quite comical. Especially this:

“I was fast-forwarding through the naked stuff to get to the boat,” he says. “It was an interesting story. I thought it was kind of good. I thought they did a nice job with it.”

FAG!

joe on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:06 PM

"That's some safe for work porn there that is." Is that english?

Marc on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:17 PM

Funny George H. W. Bush clip
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/b...or-slip-up.html

Marc on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:20 PM

Who needs a fishing pole with fish like this?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/flying-fish.html

Marc on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:23 PM

Okay this is hillarious
A re-cut of the movie Seven
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/seven-recut.html

Marc on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:36 PM

He-man meets the Big Lebowski
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...1&q=cartoon

Marc on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:48 PM

Okay don't get mad at me, I just found it.
http://www.jesusdressup.com/#

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:52 PM

haha, that is so wrong on so many levels

Marc on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 5:53 PM

Most offensive Sci-Fi movie EVER!
http://imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

douglas on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 6:00 PM

okay, that's wrong on just as many levels.

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 9:48 PM


From the dawn of our species, Man has been blessed with curiosity. Our most precious gift, without exception, is the desire to know more - to look beyond what is accepted as the truth and to imagine what is possible.

- Alvar Hanso, Address to the U.N. Security Council, 1967

Phil on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 9:49 PM

that was for jerome, btw.

Marc on Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:03 PM

For Jay, You had two of your loves together:Star Wars and LEGO
Now Star War will team up with another love of yours
Star Wars Transformers
http://comics.ign.com/articles/681/681700p1.html

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 7:39 AM

so any word of you all playing on the radio yet?

Jay on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 7:53 AM

Joe, I don't know how to say this, but I think the radio is over for now. When I first found out about, I was super-psyched. Now it just seems like a chore. I'm not feeling it right now. Too much hype has been made, and too much of the spontaneity has been lost. Maybe sometime down the line. Sorry if I have disappointed you all.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 9:13 AM

Jay it's okay if you are afraid of going on the radio. You know real men admit their fears.

Like spiders on the field.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 9:13 AM

or snakes on a plane.

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 9:17 AM

SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE?!?!

Jerome on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Phil's afraid of snakes and rape

Jerome on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 9:21 AM

On another note ... did the Wizard of Id come up with a racist comic today? I can't decide ...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...c/crwiz20060119

Bigworm on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 9:23 AM

Abby told me about this last night so I had to see for myself.

http://www.breakingnews.ie/2006/01/...tory240242.html

Bigworm on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 9:25 AM

and here is a pic of the 2 friends.

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...6lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Jay on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 10:10 AM

I'm not afraid of playing on the radio. I am 100X more afraid of talking to girls than playing on the radio. The moment has just passed for now.

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 10:14 AM

just get really drunk and let douglas talk for you.

Jay on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Does this include smoking poles?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/01/1...s.ap/index.html

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 10:20 AM

at least he didn't say "release the Boons Farm smelling hounds"

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 10:32 AM

i can do that

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 10:41 AM

happy b-day jodie "stephanie tanner" sweetin - 24

Jerome on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 10:47 AM

She's 24?!?!? Damn, that hot piece of ass makes my balls ache

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Hey douglas, is this Coach Hobbs from Manual? And Halfacre played baseball at Bellarmine and him and his brother went to Waggener.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...5/1010/FEATURES

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:00 AM

that coach hobbs is probably neck deep in high school pussy.

i wish i worked out, was in a band and surrounded by high school girls. stupid life.

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:18 AM

joe, yeah that's him. i actually read that this morning and meant to show it to you. yeah, both halfacres went to waggener, i know both of them, brian, the younger one, was an awful baseball player. and yes, hobbs is neck deep in high school pussy, and from what i understand, he's dabbled a little bit with a couple graduates. he's definitely not mr. upstanding citizen the article makes him out to be. he's kyle scott's best friend for god's sake.

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:19 AM

i've heard more stories about that man picking up ass and treating girls like shit, i mean, i'm not knocking that one bit, kudos to him, just the article paints him as a saint.

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:22 AM

the first thing i thought when I read the article was when he was back at Manual hearing stories about him picking up high school girls. Touché Hobbs, Touché.

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:25 AM

So today's coversation topic, Stephanie Tanner and picking up high school girls. Fantastic!

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:29 AM

"Since Mr. Hobbs is, like, young, he can relate to us in class," a quote from a female student. He can also relate to banging you against your headboard while your parents are asleep down the hall. Obviously he's not an English teacher as well, like, for sure.

Jerome on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Someone please vouch for me that I was nowhere near Stockton, CA ... http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...ce=NFLHeadlines

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:30 AM

I keep getting older they stay the same age.

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:30 AM

nice...
http://m-1801.skyrock.com/pics/177484338_small.jpg

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:33 AM

i showed scroggin the paper from this morning, and here's his exact response:
"Was actually a pretty good story. But we know some things the paper doesn't know, like why he was fired from Manuel High school. Sleepin with students."

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:37 AM

If only I had gotten the math teaching job...

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:39 AM

Wasn't that job at an all boy's school???

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:39 AM

nevermind, it was holy cross, i was thinking it was trinity

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 11:41 AM

it was coed damnit

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Will Arnett (from Arrested Development) with the air guitar: http://www.youtube.com/w/Will-Arnet...h=will%20arnett

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 12:13 PM

jay-more on your cheerleaders. Go Panthers

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...e.ap/index.html

Jay on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Come on, you guys. The girls at Ascension are much hotter.

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 12:16 PM

more will arnett on conan: http://www.youtube.com/w/Will-Arnet...h=will%20arnett

Jay on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 12:17 PM

I don't care what that article says. In here (points to head), they totally did it.

Jay on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 12:39 PM

I bet Richard Gere could show this snake what to do.

Brock on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 1:33 PM

Jay, did you forget to post a link, or were you referring to your man-crush on Richard Gere and the Big Jay Python.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 1:46 PM

He was talking about the article I posted above. About the snake and hamster/gerbil living in captivity together as friends.

Wing Commander on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Jay we are getting you an escort. This has to end now.

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 2:23 PM

joe, one more thing i found out about hobbs that i didn't know, he moved to nashville, tn, for awhile after manual fired him for fucking cheerleaders

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 2:26 PM

I knew that. he worked for some sort of record label or something like that.

Jay on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 2:31 PM

Thanks wes. I am a dumbass and forgot to post a link. And yes, I need and escort BAD.

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Go into teaching and bang your students. I bet that is what Marc is planning to do.

Jay on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 2:35 PM

Since they had a blonde playing a redhead, I guess they felt the need to balance the scales.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.html

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 3:00 PM

anyone hear Barkley on Dan Patrick show?

he thinks every NBA game a player should be able to go into the stands and find what he describes as a "not a very nice person" and beat the crap out of them at center court during half time.

joe on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 3:53 PM

that would be awesome

Bigworm on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 4:17 PM

And that is why they call him Sir Charles. Cause if not he will whip your ass!

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 4:18 PM

The Internet is for Porn
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...343841227974645

i thought i posted this last month, but I don't i have. anyways, for those who haven't seen this.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 4:22 PM

why didn't we think of something like this?

1 pixel sales for $1
http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

douglas on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 4:33 PM

i wish i could be this dumb and rich:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=521

Brock on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 4:38 PM

Wes, I think we should round up some money to put a Natty Sci symbol on that page and have it link back to here. That would be sweet. I wouldn't mind coughing up $5-10 on that. Hell, I've spent more on throwing up, a LOT more!

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 4:44 PM

each little block was 10x10, so it cost $100 for a block. You'd need around 500 to get the NattySci link on there, although it is already full.

Of course, I've spent more than that in a week throwing up...

Brock on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 4:48 PM

How do you decide how much you need for the Natty Sci link? Even the 10X10 block will link to any page. Its just a matter of making the image small enough. We could have Lynnie do it... he writes microscript.

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:04 PM

well, they have filled the site up, so it's a moot point.

BUT if someone can come up with a small image (16x16) for the website I'll make it the little favorite icon so it shows up in the address bar and bookmark stuff...

Bigworm on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:20 PM

I was thinking creating a homepage and selling it for $0.50 per pixel.

$500,000.00 to get a Natty Sci house and let the single guys move into it, like our frat house. Get it close to Bellarmine or the bars and we are in business.

Brock on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:26 PM

Phil, technically its not a moot point because there are plenty of copycats: www.milliondollarwebpage.com

I really like the idea of making a little symbol for the favorate icon.

Wes, thats also brilliant. I've always thought we should do something financial... kinda like Tomcats where they put money into an investment, and the last one to get married gets it... except some of you blew that, so we can just use it to by property and land for our drinking, vomitting, and Wes' pole dancing.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:27 PM

except it's not a frat house cause frats are gay!

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:29 PM

although, at this rate, in 6 to 12 months I think we have a fully unmarried natty sci again!

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:35 PM

i mean, technically speaking if we wanted to spend money on copy cats, we could start the onemilliondollarhomepage.com, and then "buy" a giant ad on their for nattysci.com for $750,000. And then release press releases saying that NattySci.com has spent $750,000 to advertise their product on the most famous ad space on the internet.

and then people will laugh at us for being dumb enough to fall for it, but then morons like Golden Palace will be smart enough to buy up the remaining space because they know people would be more likely to visit a site to laugh at people that are dumb than the other legit site so their $250,000 spent on ad space will be worth far more than the other site.

Jerome on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:36 PM

Moleculo ... The MOLECULAR MAN!
http://www.youtube.com/w/Conan-O%27...mp;search=conan

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:51 PM

A belated MLK day gift to everyone: http://www.yikers.com/video_a_charl...wn_mlk_day.html

Brent on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 5:55 PM

Dude, I just read that courier journal article on that teacher and its completely ridiculous. Angie Fenton is selling this guy like he's going to be in front of Chuck Woolery in five minutes.

"Clad in a blue shirt, goldenrod tie and pinstriped pants, Hobbs exuded the professionalism befitting an instructor at an award-winning institution -- last year Newsweek pegged Eastern as America's 300th best public school."

or

"God, he's sexy," said Martina Jo Huff, 48, echoing an opinion expressed by many of the female fans at Phoenix Hill. "He has a beautiful voice."

Gimme a fuckin break...for those of you who dont know who Chuck is:

http://www.wendymagazine.com/blog/LoveConn.jpg

Phil on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 6:09 PM

angie fenton is pretty hot: http://www.velocityweekly.com/2004/...recreation.html

Brock on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 7:01 PM

I was confused by Brent's comment about Chuck Woolery until I clicked the link, because I only remember him from hosting Scrabble.

Brent on Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 10:53 PM

How could you forget Greed.

Jay on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 7:53 AM

Phil, that Idea is genius.

Bigworm on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 8:52 AM

I heard that UofL was recruiting a UK verbal this past weekend by the name of Ricky Lumpkin. What was crazy is he de-verballed from UK, then verballed to UofL, and as of last night there was both a UK assistant coach and a UofL assistant coach recruiting Lumpkin in his home at the same time. Craziness all in itself. Ricky Lumpkin is a 6'4" 250 defensive end from TN for anyone who doesn't know about him and was ranked pretty high in his home state.

The last I heard he is sticking with UK - but I doubt this is over just yet.

Church on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 9:25 AM

Thanks for the update post Wes, but my fiancee's name is Kelly. I would get up to trivia, if I didn't have class on Monday, if there is another day you all play let me know. Also, Adrian you're a bitch, but hell you're right 11 loses for U of L this year and a possible NIT trip

Rumage on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 9:25 AM

I suppose it all depends if this guys wants serious guaranteed playing time (UK) or a spot on a higher ranked team with no guaranteed playing time (UofL).

adrian on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 9:40 AM

My condolences…I mean congratulations on the engagement Church.

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 9:47 AM

hey church, so are all of you and your siblings engaged or married?

Church on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Joe, all of the family is engaged or married. My sisters are getting married in the coming years. I just read the Desales-St.X exchange, funny shit

Adrian, thanks, Though I would rather take your condolescences regarding the loss to Saint John's. Though the last time U of L lost to Saint Johns, they won the national title. Sad, but IU is the best team in the region and I would wager Western or Murray could probably claim top 2 in the state

Bigworm on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 10:00 AM

I hope he goes to a Jail in Kentucky! Though in reality, Coach K will pony up the money so he won't have to do time.

http://www.wlextv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4385110

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 10:07 AM

laettner also has money with Chase in Lexington.

Rumage on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 10:31 AM

I just don't understand how someone can borrow that much money and fail to pay... the first payment.

Congrats on the engagement Church!

adrian on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Damn i guess my chances of marrying into the church family are nil now since your sisters are engaged/married. Oh Well!

Jay on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 10:41 AM

There is trivia at Wick's on tuesday, Matt. By the way, it's been a while.

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 10:47 AM

man, i can barely breath i'm so congested. this SUCKS

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 11:07 AM

it is to nice out to work.

Rumage on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Yeah, it sucks to be stuck inside... especially without a window near

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 11:33 AM

lets all leave work and take a field trip to a distillery

Jerome on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Time to start listening to the "Little Barney" in my head

Jay on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 12:03 PM

I work right up the road from the beam distillery. Plus there are some more not that far from where I am. Say the word, and I will ditch work.

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 12:06 PM

bloody hell, you aren't helping my cause any. Now I really want to go. You bastard.

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 12:12 PM

sports guy mailbag

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060120

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 12:17 PM

i'm so tired that when i looked at the mailbag from the sports guy i thought it said "my readers are pricks"

i'm going to sleep all weekend long

Jay on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 12:18 PM

Hey, I've got some time to use. If you leave your work now, you can make it to my work by 1:30, then we can leave for the distillery. And it is really easy to find my workplace.

Rumage on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 12:25 PM

I can see Heaven Hill from my in-laws backyard. Maker's mark is just up the road in Lorretto. Jim Beam in Bullitt county is about 15min away

Bigworm on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Phil it might be the HIV...remember that is highly contagious so be careful.

Jay on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 12:42 PM

I was looking at some houses on line, just to see what was out there. From what I can tell, I'll be fifty before I've saved up enough for a down payment on a reasonably nice home.

douglas on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 12:55 PM

jay, i do 100% financing all day long, say the word, i'll make it happen

Jay on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 1:51 PM

I actually do need to talk to someone about getting my finances in order. I just found out I was approved for an apartment in frankfort and will live there starting February 1st. I would not be moving in until the Feb 4th (that saturday) I will need some help moving, although it is a small apartment, and I don't expect to be able to take much.

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 2:18 PM

Jay there will always be a couch in my kitchen for you to crash on for the weekend.

Marc on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 2:33 PM

And front door to crash thru. oh i love the horrible puns.

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 2:36 PM

As of Monday my bathroom will no longer allow vomiting. If you need to vomit at my house it must be in the backyard or the basement or you get beaten. My bathroom remodeling begins Monday, I am moving up in the world. Nothing but class.

Bigworm on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 2:44 PM

Right on - Joe do you need a new front door or just glass?

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 2:54 PM

just glass. I have a cracked replacement pane in right now. It is a temporary solution.

Phil on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 3:17 PM

for those with an extra $700, dell has xbox 360s in stock: http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/...mp;refurbished=

adrian on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Nice one marc!

Jay on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 3:47 PM

Am I allowed to have sex on your kitchen-couch, Joe? Not that it will be an issue (as I cry tears into my water because I can't afford beer).

joe on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 4:01 PM

yes you can have sex with a chick on my kitchen couch.

adrian on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 4:31 PM

You are the only person that i know who has a couch in their kitchen. That means you can be banging a chick on your couch, reach for a muffin on your table, take a few bites, spill crumbs on her, while performing intercourse! That is neat!

Bigworm on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 5:00 PM

This is pretty cool.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060120...ly_ancient_tomb

Bigworm on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 5:02 PM

Adrian - why do you think I jumped up and decided to help Joe move that couch in the kitchen when he suggested it.

Brilliant!

Wing Commander on Friday, January 20, 2006 at 8:26 PM

Stew...you out there? Check in bro.

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:08 AM

this is what i can't wait to do on the kitchen couch: have a girl doggystyle in front of me while I'm cooking some macaroni and cheese on the oven, I proceed to eat the macaroni and cheese, and once finished with the tasty treat, I reach over to the dining room table and grab a fresh Grizzly Mint, all the while giving pleasure to a member of the opposite sex and spitting in the trash can next to the couch.

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Drinks on me for whoever gives a girl the Tuscan Mule on the kitchen couch...

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:10 AM

yes, i'm at work on sat. morning and there will be many posts throughout the next four hours

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:11 AM

if anybody does get on here, what did everyone do last night? any good stories? i wasn't feeling so hot and i had to work today so i took it easy

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:13 AM

god i hope this is true:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=526

Phil on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:59 AM

Wade and I went up to Flanagan's and then I met Big Jay and Joe up at Wicks where they were trying to not spend any money. Joe screwed this up by ordering a drink.

Highlight of the night would have to be Michael the server's jailbait girlfriend. Something was also said that I mentioned I was going to use to make a new post, but I forgot what it was.

Good times though.

Phil on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 11:06 AM

college gameday is at Freedom Hall. they are chanting eight-six at Bilas. Good times.

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 11:07 AM

it's nice to know terrorists have a soft side:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast...tape/index.html

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 11:11 AM

Hmmmmm, jailbait......

Interesting enough for me to post when I'm bored:
http://www.wral.com/apstrangenews/6...542/detail.html

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 11:25 AM

dumbass:
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/new...os&psp=news

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 11:33 AM

immi the pimp daddy:
http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=102682006

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 11:51 AM

dead body guy got a job:
http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestat...es/13663320.htm

Here's his site: http://deadbodyguy.com/home.aspx

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 1:08 PM

here's one way to move up the corporate ladder:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060120...rime_brazil_job

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 1:29 PM

Reminds me of How I met your mother: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...TheBathroom.jpg

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 1:33 PM

is this an end to names like "Apple" and "Phinneus"?
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xml...20silly%20names

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 1:40 PM

in case you haven't noticed, i'm bored. i've been on the phone all day long and have only gotten a hold of a handful of people.

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 1:48 PM

seriously, anyone that gives a chick the tuscan mule on the kitchen couch gets drunk on me...

joe on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 2:09 PM

rock on!!

douglas on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 2:16 PM

joe, what're you doing? i'm leaving work in a couple minutes and need something to do?

Marc on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Giving a girl the tuscan mule on the couch would be legend.....wait for it....dary. However, Joe would then need a new couch. because who would sit on a pissed-on couch. But it would increase the number of girls who've left joe's house crying. so it does has some merit there.

Phil on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 5:17 PM

I just watched "Medical Investigators" on UHD. Now "Bring It On Again" is on. I can't figure out if this is supposed to be like Airplane or if they are trying to be serious.

Phil on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 5:49 PM

this movie is terrible.

all of the sudden this reese witherspoon look alike just started a rogue cheerleading squad at a women's softball game which was followed up with the "softball team" turning it around montage.

it's like watching a train wreck. but the conductor of the train is a drunk carebear.

Phil on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 5:59 PM

rogue cheerleading squad just inspired the croquet team to an impresive victory.

Phil on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 6:37 PM

sweet, the Fast and the Furious rip off "The Fast Ride" is on now, featuring the new Pontiac GTO!

Good times!

Bigworm on Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 11:14 PM

Perhaps we need to cover the couch in a plastic disposable cover. And when a girl asks what's this cover for, you show her.

Brock on Sunday, January 22, 2006 at 1:58 AM

Remind me, the next time I'm bored at home to post my daily activities so everyone knows how bored I am. It would be so much cooler.

joe on Sunday, January 22, 2006 at 1:54 PM

the kitchen couch will catch on, just wait.

Brock on Sunday, January 22, 2006 at 6:39 PM

The "kitchen couch" has a nice ring to it.

Maybe you should market it. Sell couches that are pleather or plastic coated so they'll be stain resistant. Then you could have a seal on them that says "Adrian Stain Proof"

Phil on Sunday, January 22, 2006 at 10:00 PM

this made me laugh a little too much: http://www.flidop.com/flidop/Music/...Puhlahmahlu.mp3

Wing Commander on Sunday, January 22, 2006 at 10:54 PM

I love chicks that are into cars, but damn woman...focus:

http://www.yikers.com/video_girl_wo...rong_stick.html

Marc on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:40 AM

Just a little curious, Stew? ARE YOU ALIVE?

Jay on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 7:50 AM

So, my panthers got trounced last night, so, Go Seahawks! Hey Jerome, the steelers can suck it!

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 7:59 AM

is there anyway bettis can win and the steelers lose?

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 8:39 AM

Wow, Tony and Dwight just talked about making louisville a chocolate city and renaming the interstate the hershey highway

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 9:06 AM

Joe - That comment is the samething that Nagin said about rebuilding New Orleans - that he dreams it being a chocolate city.

That commercial is pretty freaking good Wade - I was loving it!

Steelers vs. Seahawks - should actually be a good superbowl, but I think the Steelers are gonna pull this one out.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 9:08 AM

I was aware of the chocolate city and norleans, however, the hershey highway part i thought was kinda interesting.

adrian on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 9:48 AM

Seahawks are going to lay the smack down on the Steelers and bid "THE BUS" farewell.

31 - 10

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 9:50 AM

It's all gravy bitches ... Steelers weren't even supposed to be here! This was supposed to be the Bengals' year ... or was it Peyton Manning's season to finally get his ring ... no, wait, Denver's "no respect" season coming in under the radar... interesting ... None of those really panned out.

"My team'll be in Detroit in 13 days ... where's yours?"

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 9:50 AM

anyone think goings, the rb from carolina, knows where he is yet after that hit he had with totupa?

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 9:52 AM

my team is holding the fantasy football trophy right now. Damn it feels good.

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 9:57 AM

Damn, Joe. An FFL trophy? You rock! How many kick and punt returners did you have? I'm just curious really.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Two kick returners, reggie swinton and koren robinson. I was carried by tiki barber, shaun alexander and mike anderson. Somehow with those 3 I was the sixth seed, but I won when it mattered.

adrian on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 10:11 AM

I just saw on yahoo sports that Kobe scored 81 points. 81 FUCKING POINTS against todays players. Yes that is hogging the ball but also that is freakin' remarkable.

Jay on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 10:14 AM

Well, Jerome, pittsburgh is the #6 seed, and no #6 seed has ever won the superbowl. However, if joe can win in fantasy football, I guess there's always a chance. But rothlesburger (not spelled anywhere near correctly) is going to have the seattle defense up his ass.

Jay on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 10:16 AM

And actually wes, Parliment had a song about "chocolate cities" in like the 70's. It is actually a pretty cool song.
"Aww, We love ya, C.C."

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 10:31 AM

i don't know if anyone saw the highlights of kobe's game, but he was fucking unconscious. Lights out all the way. But to prove that he wasn't a ball hog, he did have like two assists for the whole game.

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 10:58 AM

Well, the only nice thing about Roethlisberger having Seattle's defense up his ass is that it'll be IN DETROIT at SUPERBOWL XL!!!!

C'mon, what else you got?!?! Bettis is FAT? Hines Ward is a gook? Bill Cowher looks like Sgt. Slaughter? What'll happen first - Steelers play in the Super Bowl or you get some pussy?

I'm having such a great day!!

adrian on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:14 AM

BURN!

I just don't want to see an AFC team when again.

Lets see, the only reason the steelers beat the bengals was because they had to hurt the star QB in the first few plays of the game. The only reason they beat the Broncos was because Denver turned the ball over 50 million times just like The Patriots did the previous week against the broncos.

I will credit the steelers defense for one turnover (the plummer fumble). I mean hell it looked like Plummer tanked that game. He probably put a few million on the steelers.

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:22 AM

that's a nice payday for plummer then

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:22 AM

wicked burn by the way

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:25 AM

You really think those were the only reasons ... I guess you're entitled to that ... I love it when Joe Horn and other guys like him say, "If IFs and BUTs were cherries and nuts, we'd all be Merry Christmas" ... Merry Christmas to the Bengals, Colts and Broncos! See ya in Detroit! Wheee!!!

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:26 AM

For those of you - okay, those of US - who drink during the work week
http://www.timesonline.com/site/new...78569&rfi=6

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Jay - a song about chocolate cities is completely different than the Mayor of a city talking about rebuilding New Orleans and his vision is a chocolate city?

Can you imagine if Abramson said he wants to build a White Chocolate city in Louisville. Do you think Louis Coleman or Jesse Jackson wouldn't be here in a heartbeat protesting?

Maybe if they succeed and build a great chocolate city - Louis Coleman will move there.

adrian on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:36 AM

I am just giving you and the Steelers shit Jerome. Hopefully both teams will show up to the superbowl with their "A" games and see some hard hitting.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:38 AM

The hell with a good football game. I have a reason to sit on my ass, eat and drink.

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:43 AM

It just pisses me off when people who advocate for equal rights allow people of their own race to make such ignorant comments.

The slaves were freed in 1863 people. There is no one alive that was a slave or owned slaves in this country. It is time to stop the hatred and work together in unity. That is the only way to move forward. So while Coleman and Jackson move forward with promoting unity and togetherness, people like Nagin hinder that progress by calling for a chocolate city. Simply blows my mind.

Why couldn't he just say - I want to rebuild New Orleans into a Great American City. Simply blows my mind.

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:51 AM

I have some more great reasons for you, Joe
- The sun's out
- The stars are out
- It's cloudy
- It's raining
- Oh, look: my fingers!

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Adrian, if you give me more shit I can put it in a bag and send it up to Detroit where the Steelers are playing in Superbowl XL. I love how "half-full" my squeeze bottle is today.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Touché Jerome, Touché.

Jay on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 12:23 PM

Wow, Jerome. That was a pretty wicked burn. I just hope you save up your laundry so you wife will let you watch the steelers get fisted. And I agree with you completely wes. I was just pointing out that Nagin did not coin the phrase "Chocolate City". I don't even really know why I posted that. It just like looking at my name on the computer screen.

Brent on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 12:39 PM

Did the Green Baron hack Wes's password?

Jay on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Happy birtday to Mariska Hargitay who at 42 is still hotter than any chick I've banged.

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 12:43 PM

Interestingly enough, "Mariska" means "to lick one's ass crack" in Hungarian.

Jay on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 12:46 PM

She could do anything to my ass she wanted. I mean...What?

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Here's an image to puke on ... Mariska Hargitay taking a strap on to Big Jay while he does an air guitar riff of the "Law and Order Theme Song" (a la Will Arnett on Conan).

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 12:56 PM

I hope the Sci can get indexed on Google for "Mariska Hargitay" and "strap on"

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:11 PM

No that was actually a response from me - I figured I'd explain my reasons as opposed to stating "Emancipation Proclamation ended slavery in 1863 - GET OVER IT!"

adrian on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:13 PM

I will give you a dollar if you can recite the Preamble!

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:31 PM

I'm glad those dirty cheatin' Steelers are playing in the Super Bowl in Detroit, that dirty crap town. That's were cheap-shot bullshit teams go to get punked by runningbacks from Boone County! Alexander represent!

Lets just hope Shawn Johnson doesn't show up in a Steelers uniform to totally upstage Alexander like he did in the '94 State playoffs, but I wouldn't put it past those cheatin' SOBs to do something like that.

Pittsburgh blows!

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:32 PM

Adrian - there's not really a preamble to the emancipation proclamation. Usually preambles deal with an opening line which gives the reasoning for a rule or law or something else to be held as a truth.

The Emancipation Proclamation is a letter that Lincoln wrote and declared slaves as free men in 1863. A proclamation is a very formal letter that captures one proclaiming something. And if you read the EP, there is no line that says - I am doing this because or with an intent to....or..etc...

adrian on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:33 PM

Tell us how you really feel Brock.

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:33 PM

So do I get the dollar by default then?

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:33 PM

WHO DEY?

DEY DEM STEELERS!

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:33 PM

Oh, and this:

Lofa Tatupu is gonna skull-fuck Hines Ward when that piece of shit tries to pull some cheap-ass crack-back block.

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:33 PM

wes, that was a very noble and patriotic statement you made. it's much more refined than anything i would've come up with without once using a racist comment/phrase. i'm not the most politically correct person.

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:34 PM

oh, and mariska hargitay with a strap on is oddly....kinda hot

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:35 PM

Actually the game plan is to let the Seahawk line block a Steelers D-line man into the back of Alexander's knee in the 1st quarter to put his ass on the sideline all game.

adrian on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:35 PM

Well i was just being an ass and asking for the Preamble to the Constitution but oh well. When in Rome...Thats all i am saying.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:36 PM

Shawn Johnson, Corey Taylor, Reggie White, Phil Edge, Brian Hemmerle. That 94 team kicked ass. Shawn Johnson running back the opening kick off.

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:36 PM

especially since she's pregnant...is there something wrong with me?

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:38 PM

i think we just set a record for posts in a 5 minute span

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:38 PM

There are 4 seperate conversations going on simultaneously!

This is a first.

adrian on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:40 PM

LOUD NOISES!

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:41 PM

That ass clown was not blocked into Palmer, he made a lunge to knock Palmer down after he threw it (I doubt with the intent to snap his knee), but he was still going for the late hit. I totally thought it was a block into it the following day, but when you look at the side view shot, the guy is staring right at Palmer's leg with his hands out. He made a lunge after the block. The block didn't force him into Palmer, his lunge did. Therefore, they are still dirty cheatin' Steelers and they can rot in that hell of Detroit, because they ain't coming back from there.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:43 PM

why the hell are the rolling stones half time entertainment in Detroit rock city home of motown?

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 1:46 PM

Photo for rant above:
http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/special1...108194209990003

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:01 PM

it seems common sense to me if you're an American reporter, and there's already been 36 kidnappings of reporters in Iraq, then maybe i'd stay the hell home. makes sense to me, but then again i'm not a dumbass...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10988431/

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:08 PM

brock, get over it, that's how you play football, you try to get away with anything you can. no you don't try to intentionally hurt anybody, but you're always going for a hit, why do you think linebackers' eyes light up every time they see a quarterback on the run?

Jay on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:10 PM

Damn, I missed the posting blitz. That sucks. And douglas, you are a sick bastard.

Jay on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:13 PM

This is what I call entertainment.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...n.ap/index.html

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:17 PM

yeah, i know, i figured a post about a hot pregnant chick with a strap on would garner more buzz, but i guess there's too many other conversations going at once

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:19 PM

Hey, Brock - What are you gonna do now - jump on another bandwagon? Is that how you roll?

"Hey, a Cincy team is good, I'll cheer for them. Oh, they lost. Go Colts! Damn. Go Broncos! Fuck! Skull fuck Hines Ward!"

My cheatin' Steelers are gonna be in Detroit for Superbowl XL! YAY!! That just doesn't get old!

Jay on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Just to back up Brock, Jerome, he has been a fan of Cincy athletic teams as long as I've known him. And that's been like 8 years.

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:28 PM

brock, it could be much worse, you could be a fan of the 49ers and Packers like yours truly here. I do like both Seattle and Pittsburgh though so it should be a great Super Bowl.

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:29 PM

xbox 360's now in stock at st. matthews best buy...

i wish i was weaker so I could just buy them. if i had a credit card, it'd be over...

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:43 PM

three-hole punch arrested in florida (on the left, moron): http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...61mugpair1.html

link ripped straight from fark...

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Well you know what..the D-linemen didn't give up on that play. He got blocked down to the ground and tried to get whatever part of Palmer he could. If Palmer would have done some strength exercises on his legs/knees instead of being a QB pussy maybe Cincy would be in the playoffs.

Look at it this way - atleast you won't have to use the excuse - if Palmer was there we would have won the superbowl because then Cincy would have just been beat by the Colts...again!

How do you like them apples?

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Douglas - is that 3 hole punch girl? I have never been out with you guys when she was working, so I don't know who she is.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:00 PM

that is a dead ringer for her.

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:01 PM

i have absolutely no idea who 3-hole punch girl is, is that supposed to be the chick from bw-3?

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:03 PM

The top 5 voice over actors in America featured in this video short ... http://www.voiceoverresourceguide.c...edia/5guys.html

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Douglas ... 3-hole punch girl loves dick. I think that's really all you need to know.

"Dick, dick, dick. Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick - dick."
- 3-hole punch girl

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Classy.

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:24 PM

Ironic huh!

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/...5423.shtml?s=tn

douglas on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:27 PM

i believe i'm starting to understand....

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:28 PM

Now I know what happened to The Kube from Parker Lewis Can't Lose.

He decided to coach football.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2302213

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:30 PM

Sorry Jerome - the death of the Steelers!

They were named the favorite.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/wcStor...ntentId=5269906

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:44 PM

Yeah, Wes ... I'm okay with that though. 'Cause they're the favorite in DETROIT at SUPERBOWL XL. Yippeee!!!

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:44 PM

man, you'd have to be some type of weird to want to post, oh I don't know, "what do you mean after parker lewis can't lose? what about playing Jerry on ER, Bud Lite Kamenski in the Program or doing voices on Robot Chicken?" after reading wes' post about The Kube.

Because that would be weird.

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Philco - I am guessing his acting career wasn't paying enough.

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Hey Jerome, the Steelers are the biggest bandwagon team of the century behind the Lakers, so kiss my ass if you think I'm bandwagoning the Bengals. BTW, thanks for the backup Jay.

Wes, he was doing strength excersises to prevent that, and he even had on protective braces to prevent that, so you can see how bogus the "accidental" hit was. He's freakin' putting his shoulder into his knee. I won't agrue this anymore, I've seen too many replays and pictures to make up my mind. BTW, those apples smell like shit, they must have come from Pittsburgh.

I apologize for the bitterness, but Cincy sports in 2006 aren't exactly getting the luck of the draw.

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:50 PM

There you go fellas - take $100 from your tax refund and plan for the future.

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Isn't there a game on Wednesday night?

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:51 PM

There you go fellas - take $100 from your tax refund and plan for the future.

http://moneycentral.msn.com/content...ing/P117785.asp

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 3:59 PM

i believe ESPN2 is showing two groups of retards trying to hump a dornknob Wednesday night at 7:30pm, if that's what you are talking about Brock.

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:00 PM

And there's room on that bandwagon for more shit-smelling apples and for anyone else who wants to jump on 'cause this year it goes all the way to Detroit where the Steelers are playing in Superbowl XL!

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:00 PM

two groups of retards trying to hump a dornknob, sounds like the UL - UC game

adrian on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:01 PM

All i am saying is when is doubt, put the ball in Jihad's hands!

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:01 PM

It warrants mentioning that if Insight didn't suck cock by choice, at least I could watch two retards hump a dorn knob in HD.

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:04 PM

Hey, our group of retards was so lonely, they called some of the retards over in the football office to come on over and join in on the knob-humping. Its a multi-sport thing up here.

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:06 PM

I know Adrian will want to watch, just so he can see little Jihad and big Jihad on the floor together. I'm sure there will be some Big Red, lighters, and lying involved too.

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:17 PM

question: if andre mcgee plays jihad mohammed in a two on two game (assuming they both play with someone that is equal to the other teams second play), first to 5, what would be the over under for turnovers and bad shots? 1,000? 2,000? I'm serious. This all assumes that Andre and Jihad get the ball to start the possesion.

I figure you have that in any given possesion that Andre has a 50% chance of dribbling the ball off his foot or throwing the ball out of bounds and a 49.9% chance of throwing up a bad shot. Jihad had a 60% chance of dribbling so fast that he ends up under the basket and out of bounds, a 30% chance that he throws the ball 25 rows deep and a 19.9% chance of carrying the ball while making a layup. So each player is looking at a .1% chance of actually doing something that makes them look like a non-spaz.

My guess, it would be Jihad 5, Andre 4 after a 17 hour grulling display that results in 800 three pointers air balled, 1500 turnovers, and three layup actually made. The rest of the points will come off errant passes that randomly end up in the hands of someone that can actually score.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:21 PM

wow that was funny.

joe on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:24 PM

give mcgee gianiny

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:26 PM

What is even more funny is that Jihad was the one who hit the three to send it to overtime against X on Thursday. Please let him catch fire, please, please...

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:26 PM

I think this game will be played this summer ... on "the ocho"

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Devon Downey. Remember it.

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:28 PM

So is Dean going to play? I feel like Pitino is pulling a Bill Billiceck and not saying one way or the other just to toy with everyone's mind.

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:37 PM

hey, i gave jihad the win.

let's just say last year when cinci played louisville a second time, and jihad had the ball...yeah, i wasn't exactly worried. it was more of a "thank god we are going to get the ball back without them even attempting a shot" kinda feeling.

maybe he's gotten better at not running around at 110% speed this year and jacking up shots from 35 ft away and only getting them 28 ft. i haven't seen cinci play yet besides parts of the Xavier game, and he looked like BJ Flynn on speed out there.

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:43 PM

Luckily, we got a point guard this year. Jihad is actually a good shooter when doesn't dribble, just catch and shoot. The reason he was all riddlin'd up last year was b/c he had to play point and thats the only way he knew how to break presses. While dribbling faster than light and running like Carl Lewis is good at breaking presses, it doesn't work well in a half-court offense.

Bye Bob Huggins and Jason Maxiell. Hello Andy Kennedy and Eric Hicks. UC runs a fast paced motion offense now, instead of the slow down post offense of previous years... mainly b/c they don't have anyone taller than 6'6", so all that weaving in and out of the offense wears Jihad down so when he actually does have the ball, he doesn't freak out and start foaming at the mouth.

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 4:50 PM

I have watched several UK and UofL games this year, and the biggest problem both teams have is they can't run an offensive set. Which really pissed me off watching the USC-UK game. They lost Hayes and Azubuike right? Why the hell can't the team run an offense. Sparks' shot is a perfect example, I doubt Tubby drew up "Sparks, take two steps in from half court and do a crappy juke then heave it up."

UofL has a different issue... Dean. With him being out the last couple of games, the youngin's are starting to improve. Before that, it was Taquan dribble around, pass it off, run around, catch the pass, dribble, and try and force something. What the hell happened to Palacios? Why aren't they using his God-given ability to bank threes from half-court. Why has he just disappeared in their offense? You know why? He doesn't have his goggles.

Bigworm on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 5:04 PM

He didn't do a juke - he just caught the pass and shot. I mean really - if you have to juke someone to free yourself up for a shot when your heels are on the "K" of the midcourt "UK" in Rupp Arena then you got game - which he doesn't!

UK's problem with running a 1/2 court offensive set is they didn't have a big man who warranted a double/triple team from the defense. Watching the games the opponents give much more respect to Morris than the other 3 losers who are there. Also, UK's defense is shitty right now. For some reason they are overplaying in their zone instead of holding down their defensive area assignments. It's similar to a defense that overplays against an option attack offense in football, they give up to many big plays. If they would stay disciplined on D, I'd be a much happier UK fan.

Green Baron on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 5:34 PM

Wow...
http://www.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

So far, I've only gotten "make out" to work.....and it has been lovely.
If you find another phrase, let me know.

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 5:50 PM

CARPET MUNCH

Dave on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 5:50 PM

If I remember correct, Trinity held Shawn Alexander to like 43 rushing yards in 94. Not too bad against a future NFL MVP.

Brock on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 5:53 PM

RIMJOB

Phil on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 6:14 PM

for fans of lost, the Sawyer song: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sawyer.php

(btw, try "wet" on the baron's video)

Green Baron on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 6:16 PM

naked

that's nice

Jerome on Monday, January 23, 2006 at 11:49 PM

Holy shit, dudes ... if anyone is reading this right now, please turn on ESPN2. Maria "Sit-on-my-face" Sharapova is playing right now and is sportin' some excellent Titty-Hard-On action ...

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 7:44 AM

I was watching her play sunday against Danielle Hautchhova. It was a battle of tall Russian blondes with THO trying to out moan each other.

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 7:50 AM

I mean I was watching it because it was a well played match. they were trading excellent series of serves and volleys. I was intrigued to discover the outcome of the match.

Jay on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 7:51 AM

Tony and Dwight were all potitical this morning. What's up with that?

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 7:54 AM

I just turned it on. I don't know what is up.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 8:06 AM

NCAA's gonna release RPI rankings to the public ... I like this ...

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...ce=NCBHeadlines

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 8:14 AM

Tony and Dwight just said the definition of swashbuckler is a gay pirates. Haha, gay pirate.

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 8:30 AM

Dude, you're bleeding!

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 8:39 AM

is there a night that I drink that someone doesn't end up bleeding or crying?

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 8:48 AM

I don't know if that's a good thing. Unless its a Steelers fan.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:05 AM

Cincy fan tears taste so good on these french fries. C'mon, Brock, cry some more please! Cry every day until the Bengals actually play a game again ... y'know since you're such a HUGE fan.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:18 AM

Yeah because if you told him to cry every day till they make the playoffs again that could be another 15 years.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:30 AM

Just read that Jason Lee ("My Name Is Earl") has chicken pox ...

"Jason Lee, if you haven't heard, has the chickenpox," Kevin Reilly, president of NBC Entertainment, announced Sunday at the Television Critics Association meeting in Pasadena. "Jason is actually quite sick and is going to be out of the show for about two or three weeks."

"Well, I mean, first of all, we think it's chickenpox," deadpanned show creator Greg Garcia. "I saw him shake
Charlie Sheen's hand at the Golden Globes, and the next morning he woke up with bumps all over him, so it could be anything."

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:45 AM

This reminds me of the stories I heard from Michelle. After the Bengals-Steelers game, they had about half a dozen Steelers fans come in after getting the shit beat out of them. Well, they were brought into a Cincy hospital where the nurses were wearing Bengals stuff, so these genius Steelers fans decided to talk more shit to the nurses. Goes to show you, if you're a Steelers fan, you can only talk shit to women who are paid to take care of you because anyone else will put you there. No word if those guys ever made it out of the hospital, people get lost all the time.

Go Seahawks (The Bengals of the West)!

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:47 AM

Has anyone heard from Stew? He may have struck again!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,182594,00.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Yep good ole Cincy - The City of Class.

I guess the residents of Cincy are just trying to compensate for their lack luster football team. I mean really 11 on 11 they can't win, however, 20 on 6 those are the kind of odds it takes any Cincy team to win.

REDS = shit (Fuck You Boone, you stole my Championship in 2003)
Bearcats = ready to start a holy war, even shittier than REDS
Bengals = Shittiest of All

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:58 AM

one of you trinity fags will eventually post this anyway and gloat so i'll just beat you to the punch...
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...395/1002/SPORTS

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Yes, Brock! Keep on cryin'! I love it!! Blame others for the Bengals' misfortunes. After all, it was Carson Palmer's injury that caused the soft defense and everything. YES! And this Steelers fan is talkin' shit to a woman - YOU - The crying woman who can't stand repeated failure and blames those failures on someone else. Bravo! Have fun masturbating to your old pictures of Ken Anderson, Boomer Esiason, Ickey Woods and Tony Munoz ... y'know - since your such a HUGE fan.

I'll be over here spankin' it to Jerome Bettis or Hines Ward who just so happen to be playing in Detroit in Superbowl XL! YIPPEE!!

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:58 AM

If the world is only 5000 years old, how does this happen?

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/natio...0na026000c.html

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:00 AM

in all seriousness, bengals fans are total dicks. don't get me wrong, i can appreciate that and everything, but when there's a single packers fan taking a piss, and three bengals fans line up behind him and start running their mouths and pushing him into the stall, just b/c he's wearing a cheesehead, that's ridiculous. i saw literally about 7 or 8 bengals fans try to start fight with packers fans during the game i went to

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Anyone have Dennis Lampley's phone number? I'll need to get that to my boys since it looks like the only other person able to stop Shaun Alexander is Mike Holmgren ...

Oh well, at least they'll be trying to stop him in Detroit in Superbowl XL! HOORAY!

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:04 AM

The City of Class strikes again!

I guess they figure if they fight with other football fans, then that is 1 day out of the week they aren't participating in the racial wars going on in Cincy.

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:05 AM

To anybody who remembers the playoffs in 94, I work with a guy who played on the Central team that Trinity beat at old cardinal stadium by scoring something like 3 TDs in the last 2 minutes of the game. If I mention that game to him he practically ends up in the fetal position in the corner of his cube. He hates shawn johnson, reggie white and corey taylor.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:05 AM

First a blessing, before to long there will be Mass going on there.

http://www.wacotrib.com/news/conten...riest.html?id=3

NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL THE JACKPOT!

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Wes, that post was lame.

You are from a city that doesn't have a single professional team, so picking the bandwagon team of the day is easy (Red Sox, Steelers). Kiss my ass. I'll stick to my guns and root for my teams.

Jerome, licking Bettis' asscrack doesn't make you a man. A cheap-shot is the only thing I'm blaming anyone with. 13 years of shitty Bengals teams have no excuse, they sucked. I'm not denying that.

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Have you all ever attended away games in your life??!!

All teams' fans are dicks to visitors. I went to the last to UofL-UC games at Freedom Hall... they aren't exactly courteous. Baseball games usually don't count b/c they're so damn long.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:18 AM

Actually ... U of L fans are pretty shitty to U of L fans aren't they? A friend of mine saw some drunk guy yelling at Francisco Garcia a year or 2 ago and they started to get into it. Civil war -- it's not a game.

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:21 AM

true, a lot of times home fans, they are dicks, and that's expected, but there's also a line you really shouldn't cross. Being a dick and yelling at a guy is one thing, but circling his ass and pushing him as he's taking a piss, that's just being an asshole.

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Brock - I have been a fan of the Redsox since baseball resumed after the strike. That probably has more to do with my family all being Yankee fans but whatever.

As for the Steelers - growing up I wore #12 in honor of Bradshaw, for Pee-Wee/Pop Warner football (played it for like 6 years of so) and have always liked the STEELERS. I am not jumping on their bandwagon, however, in the more recent years I have cheered for St. Louis, mainly because I liked the Kurt Warner story - he is gone so fuck the RAMS - they suck anyways.

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:28 AM

go SOONERS!!

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Douglas seems emotionally scarred. Can anyone throw some titties his way? I feel those are the cure for anything

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:35 AM

hey, it wasn't me getting pushed around, so i'm not scarred in any way, i just know the difference between being kind of a dick and being a complete asshole, seeing as how i'm an expert at being both.

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:36 AM

on second thought, i am scarred, somebody throw some titties my way!!

Jay on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 10:38 AM

If you have any spare titties, pass some on to me.

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:02 AM

http://www.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

Type in NAKED

Not totally what you asked for, but still fun nonetheless.

Green Baron on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:22 AM

Red Sox fans - the worst fans in the world.
The last couple of years, before they won, all I heard was wah wah wah, we haven't won a championship in 600 years. Wah wah us...poor red sox. What a bunch of crying pussies. Hold on cocksuckers...you're not only the holders of the superbowl title, your NHL Bruins and your cocksucking Celtics have been dominant in years past (not now of course). You've got titles out the ass, and you're whining about the "poor little red sox' who haven't won a title in years.

At least you've won a fucking title you cockfags. At least you have several titles in other sports, one you're currently holding. You bunch of crying faggots. Shall I go through the list of cities who have yet to win a single fucking title with their multitude of shitty teams? Go stick your dick in the green monster....cockfags.

Good....got that out of my system.

Green Baron on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Shall I continue with the Steelers? Wah wah wah...our 4 titles in the 70's are gathering dust....wah wah wah.

Go fuck a Red Sox fan.

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:36 AM

Reds won a title in 90, and you had the big red machine of the 70's. Is that not enough?

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:39 AM

I fucked a Red Sox fan once. While I was doin' her from behind, she pulled a Bill Buckner and I shot it in her eye.

"Bill Buckner" - A chick is getting done doggy style then has an "oh shit" moment when she realizes she's not on the pill which then prompts her to look back between her legs.

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:48 AM

classy...

Marc on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:51 AM

Jerome writes the only "sport-related" comment I chose to read today.

Jay on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:56 AM

Marc, you're out of bed before noon? Is today a special occasion?

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:57 AM

could that be altered into a Jose Canseco with taking it off the head?

Jay on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 12:04 PM

I'd like to think Nattysci.com had something to do with this.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 12:05 PM

nattysci.com in malaysia?

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 12:22 PM

Work day:

8AM-8:30AM Check nattysci.com
8:30-9 Do some work
9-10 Check nattysci.com
10-11:30 Do some work
11:30-12:15 Check nattysci.com
12:15-1:30 Lunch
1:30-2 Check nattysci.com
2-3:30 Some work
3:30-4 Check nattysci.com
4-4:30 Email
4:30-5 Finish work
5-6 Check nattysci.com

A 10 hour work day is divided into:
47.5% Natty Sci or Email
40% Work
12.5% Lunch

Jay on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 12:27 PM

Did they do this study at Bellarmine while we were there? It sure sounds like it.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/EDUCATION/0...reut/index.html

adrian on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 12:40 PM

"The Bill Buckner" now that is awesome

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 1:38 PM

Jay, does that refer to the "TIT-tanic"?

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 1:41 PM

does us openly looking at porn and yelling hey check this out count as sexual harrassment?

Phil on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 1:50 PM

big jay, jerome and I laid the ground work with lisa at BW3s. We'll get her in position to ride you in the parking lot of BW3s in her car one night.

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 1:54 PM

that would be slow clap worthy

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:02 PM

HEY FUCKWAD..DID I SAY I WAS A FAN OF THE CELTICS, THE BRUINS, OR THE PATRIOTS? DIDN'T THINK SO BITCH.

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:05 PM

::Wes sits back in chair and crosses arms::

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:05 PM

does nicknaming a crew of hos the "Ho Train" count? What if it is accurate? What if they like it? If a girl tells you to slap her ass during sex, is that harassment? Things I need to know.....

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:06 PM

...so i don't get sued or go to jail

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:07 PM

Joe, just as long as you maintain the slow clap in the bar and not stand outside the car during the event. There might be a little bit of performance anxiety.

Wait.. this is Big Jay... when was the last time he got nervous about anything? Besides, nothing is going to stop Mount St. Helens.

Phil, you just put Jay in the mango tree all day.

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:08 PM

so someone else watched 2 and a half men

Jay on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:18 PM

So does anyone else think it would be a bad idea for Issac and Wes to meet? Because, let's be honest, green baron would probably die. Wait, so, does anyone else think it would be a great idea for Wes and Issac to meet?
Hey Wes! Green Baron's trying to punk you out!

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:19 PM

Was it just me or did both those shows (How I Met Your Mother and Two and a Half Men) lose a little edge last night. There was far too much girly relationship crap.

Jay on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:22 PM

Let's be honest. If you're a Bronco's fan, you're just humiliating yourself.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ex.html?cnn=yes

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:22 PM

Lotsa girly crap ... but don't tell Phil. He hasn't watched any of it yet.

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:23 PM

Would be an interesting matchup because the Green Baron is bigger than Wes, although much slower. However, I don't think Wes' extra marriage pounds have speeded up his ju-jitzu, so who knows.

Does this mean an Ultimate Fighting Championship Natty Sci Style? We already have the cheesy nicknames.

And here comes the infamous Green Baron, the touted villian versus the Chuck Norris protege' BigWorm.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Yeah, Jay ... that's my hometown, but not my old high school. It was my rival high school. And, yes, I know I'm from BEAVER Falls ... which is in Beaver County ... located in the Beaver Valley ... where there are other places such as Beaver, Western Beaver, South Beaver, Big Beaver, Beaver Creek, and the Beaver Valley Medical Center.

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:31 PM

No Beaverlick? Thats in KY.
http://maps.google.com/maps?sourcei...eaverlick%2C+KY

Phil on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:34 PM

of course, in PA you are only 10 miles from going from Blue Balls to intercourse: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&...amp;btnG=Search

Marc on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:37 PM

I don't know why some of you are "trying" to give me a hard time about going to school, and not currently having a job. I don't care. Although, it's not cool when you interupt me talking to a girl to lay the fact on her. (the fact that I don't have a job) other than that, you can keep it up because I really don't care. Yeah, I'm back in school pursuing a masters degree, so did most of you. So I don't see how its supposed to be burn in the first place. just wanted to say that, so you all didn't waste anymore of your time on wasteful burns.

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:42 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/colum...&id=2304091

Can someone explain to me why they keep bringing this issue up. I think its more racist to claim you have to hire minority coaches than to blatanly not hire them. STOP MAKING IT A RACE ISSUE, MORONS!

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:44 PM

Ultimate Fighting Championship Natty Sci Style - Round 2:

The smooth singing, sweaty chested Marcus Brody versus the loud and boisterous Crazed Buffalo

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Its all good Marcus, I'm still in school too.

Jerome on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:50 PM

Be cool. Stay in school.

Marc on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:51 PM

In that match Jay would be going down faster than Lisa at the Natty Sci gangbang

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 2:59 PM

I thought it was just a solo job on Jay? When did it become a gangbang. Gangbangs rule!

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 3:02 PM

I probably don't need to come to work at 7AM anymore... I think I posted more on here today than I have in the past week. Screw it, I'm gonna be in grad school for 3 more years anyway.

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 3:03 PM

What the hell did you bastards do to Stew? I need my college basketball discussion fix for the UC-UofL game.

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 3:39 PM

ron artest is back in the league with the kings.

Green Baron on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 3:55 PM

I'm not from Cincinnati, although I do appreciate its teams. I'm an Indianapolis fan, where we haven't won a championship since the 1972 ABA champion Pacers; which doesn't really count. The Colts haven't won since they've been in Indy. However, you don't hear us bitchin'. However, I was going to Pacers' games when they were extremely terrible....I'm talkin' Denver Nuggets terrible. When you could get tickets for $5. I don't hop on any bandwagon team so I can rub an artificial victory into an opponents face; a victory I had absolutely no support, no contribution, and no claim to. "Oh yah, my Yankees kicked your ass." Your Yankees? You suck Steinbrenner's dick and all of a sudden they're your Yankees?
Please....the only thing worse than a dominant team is the boatload of faggots that hops on the victory train just so they can claim they're superior because they're fans of a winning team. I got no qualms with dedicated fans. But I got loads of hatred for "Love to see them win" fans. Like Atlanta and Cleveland. Christ, has there ever been bigger carpet-baggers in the world? Fuck em all.

Jay on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 4:02 PM

First off, I wasn't making fun of you for not having a job, ass. I was just pointing out that you don't post on here usually before 4 pm. Second, alot of did go to grad school. But we were paid to teach while we were there. Third, who cockblocked you by saying you didn't have a job? I might joke with you about it, but I'm not trying to hold a brother down.

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 4:03 PM

The Colts suck!

joe on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 4:04 PM

to be a Yankee's fan you had to root for them when Donny Baseball was there with steve sax and rickey henderson.

Phil on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Brokeback Top Gun: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/01/...backtopgun.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 4:55 PM

Yeah actually Colts fans do bitch and moan - I use to work in Seymour, IN which is about 60 miles south of Indy and had to listen to it for 2 and a half years.

Brock on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 4:57 PM

I don't really get this argument anymore... what fan does not bitch and moan when their team is doing poorly? Everyone has the extremes.

douglas on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 5:08 PM

hey, i'm a huge Niners and Packers fan, who's heard me bitching? I have more right than anyone. I've accepted the fact that my glory years are long gone and it'll be awhile before we make it back to the top.

Phil on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 5:21 PM

big jay, here's the arctic monkeys: http://www.dominorecordco.com/site/...mp;action=watch

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:48 PM

Good call on Arctic Monkeys, I have been wanting those guys to come over here and play some...and we all have been through "I bet you look good on the dancefloor."

Now if we can just get the Jordan chick that Beckham hooked up with over here, the US boob quota will be filled.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 9:52 PM

Jordan aka Katie Price (why am I posting this? you wankers already know how she is): NSFW
http://www.celebrity99.com/k/Katie-...02%20-%2017.jpg

Marc on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:01 PM

Jay I don't see how it's much different. Still going to school. Similar to Lynnie or Brent (But Brent will hold a job for a little while: whether server, daytrader, mercenary, or hair restoration salesman). school will be paid for by me, the state, and possibly jefferson county schools if i get an educator job while in the grad program. Sometimes I don't post until late because I wake up late, other times I just have nothing to contribute...like when it goes to fucking hell with sports talk. and finally, YOU, Jay and phil, were joking about that (my lack of job) while I was talking to Lauren on the night of the Big Jay and Marcus Brody show. It seemed as if you were trying to embarass me in front of the the ladies.... hence the cockblock.

Marc on Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 11:03 PM

I'm not upset, I just don't think the joke is funny or has too much merit since I'm doing the same as others...just later. That's all I'm saying.

Phil on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 12:35 AM

we aren't making fun of you because you are still in school, we are making fun of you because you have homework and tests.

because tests suck balls. and it isn't as funny with lynnie and brock because they didn't have a break. if I had to go back to school and do homework and write papers...oh, the chaos that would ensue would be tremendous.

adrian on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 7:57 AM

I know, lets get in a circle and talk about feelings...FAGS!

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 8:06 AM

or watch brokeback mountain and have a good cry

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 8:45 AM

Adults don't fight it out (unless you're a Cincy fan) - we get drunk and do stupid things instead.

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 8:58 AM

Actor Chris Penn, Sean Penn's brother, found dead. Played in movies such as Rush Hour, Reservoir Dogs, Best of the Best (Travis), and most notably as Willard Hewitt in FOOTLOOSE!

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:07 AM

Of course, everyone bitches and moans. I said that loyal fans I have no problem with. What I absolutely hate is when closet fans follow a team (those who come out of the closet and admit their loyalty in those times the teams are doing well). Colts fans, for the majority, are loyal fans. Yah, we have a few hop on the bandwagon in those sparse times of greatness; everyone does. But the Red Sox, Yanks, Indians, all Atlanta teams, and numerous others have hordes of fans that show up on the doorstep of a winning team. The Colts were selling out when they were 3-13. They were selling out with Jeff Fucking George at QB. They were selling out when the Indians were giving away tickets they were so desperate. Loyalty bitches, it means suck it up and root for the shitty team every once in a while.

In sadder news:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060125...ople_nm/penn_dc

Personally, I thought his best well known was Travis Brickley, in Best of the Best:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096913/
or the sequel:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106393/

Which was even better because it had Wayne Newton.

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:08 AM

It's a pretty sad day when Joe Pesci kicks your ass.

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_st..._024101221.html

Green Baron on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:11 AM

In happier news, this is one reason to see Brockback mountain:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0544718/

That chick is so hot. No boobs of course, she's the daughter. But she's still flaming hot. Can't wait til she does porn.
Her biography is pretty funny too:
She is the great-granddaughter of the founder of the New York Giants, Timothy Mara and Art Rooney, founder of the Pittsburgh Steelers

Looks like she was perfect for the part in Brockback.....her family history has a little Brockback to it. FAGS!

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:12 AM

I know the Colts have been blacked out on TV even locally because the tickets did not sell fast enough, and this wasn't all that distant ago..like 2 years maybe.

And you're right, Best of the Best I and II are his best roles - doesn't he die in II? That's right he does, then Joon Rhee's kids come in to save the day (Tommy and Dae Han)

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:16 AM

Like snakes on a plane...monkey on skates!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,...6040073,00.html

Curious George really made my day and it is only 9:15.

Jerome on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:16 AM

In Green Baron's link, I saw 9 reasons that would help me NOT see Brockback mountain.

Jerome on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:19 AM

While being just as AWESOME as Snakes on a Plane, Monkey on Skates is not as scary. Now, Monkey on CRACK could chase you down and butt rape you. That's scary.

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:32 AM

damn, 1 more thing to be worried about. Before now I was never scared of monkey's on crack.

adrian on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:39 AM

As soon at the asian tech support girl showed up at work this morning, she walked up to me and asked me if i "cranked it" in the shower? I spit chocolate milk all over my new wireless keyboard because i was laughing so hard.

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:48 AM

last night I went to watch my coworker coach his Desales Colts, and it reassured me that I am going to hell. God bless high school girls.

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 10:09 AM

sheer genius

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

Phil on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 10:10 AM

anna farris is also in brokeback mountain. i'm just saying.

Jay on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Marc, you need to quit drinking haterade. I knew you were going to throw lauren at me. LAUREN TOTALLY DOES NOT COUNT. Anyway, if it makes you feel better, you can totally cockblock me the next time we're out. And for the record, I know what it's like to not have a steady job.

Jay on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Is it ironic that Chris Penn's latest movie is called "The Darwin Awards"?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...t.ap/index.html

Wing Commander on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 11:17 AM

Jay and Marc, I would hate to see cockblocking get in the way of the lovely ladies of Louisville missing out on the hot loving and wet panties that you two have been known to be the cause of. Please, and I am speaking on behalf of the B'Town ho's, don't cockblock and keep these women from experiencing what each of you have to give.

douglas on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 12:10 PM

very well said

Jay on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 12:50 PM

I can't dissapoint the commander. So I will extend an olive branch and apologize for talking about your lack of a job in front of lauren. I'm sorry.

Jay on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 12:54 PM

This sounds awsome!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...reut/index.html

Jay on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 1:04 PM

I would like to with a happy Natty Sci birthday to Alicia Keys who turns 25 today.

Phil on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 1:23 PM

btw, here's what I use to play Super Mario on my laptop.

First you need an emulator. For SNES I use ZSNES: http://www.zsnes.com/
Then you need to download some ROMS. You can usually find some good ones here http://www.romnation.net/ or here http://romhustler.net/

then i bought this and plugged it into my laptop: http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/p...,CONTENTID=6951

so there you go

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 1:27 PM

These 3 girls at lunch had this to say about women:
Women are like apples on an apple tree, the good ones are at the top and men are too lazy to reach the top to get them. So I responded with: When I go apple pickin' i just carry a big stick and whack em with it till the submit, if that doesn't work I just shake em really hard. I'm going to leave the floor open for the jokes about girls leaving crying for whoever wants it.

Phil on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 1:31 PM

i, for one, am glad that the honorable Ted Edmonds has proposed house bill 208: http://www.kentuckyvotes.org/2006-HB-208

Jerome on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 2:11 PM

I'm gonna write to OUR state reps to try and get this bill amended to be "Da Robot" instead ... Ted Edmonds would NEVER see it coming

douglas on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 2:20 PM

joe, was there any slow clap involved? That's what makes the girls running away crying go from humorous to hysterical.

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 2:21 PM

How about the safety dance

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 2:22 PM

ignore that last statement...I am going with lap dancing

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 2:26 PM

http://cnn.rofflecopter.net/

douglas on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 2:41 PM

chuck norris was a great man, er, human, er, whatever he was

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 2:42 PM

He was a god walking among mere mortals

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 3:12 PM

anyone doing anything for the UL game tonight?

Jay on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 3:13 PM

I couldn't see anything on that rofflecopter except the headline at the top. What was that all about?

Jay on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Phil will be drinking.

joe on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 3:15 PM

it said:

Chuck Norris, at the age of 65, passed away from a massive heart attack. He was at his home working out on his Total Gym, having sex with his wife, fighting three ninjas, and playing with his kids when he suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart. The autopsy shows that Chuck Norris did not have a heart, nor was he even human.

Jay on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Nice.

Jerome on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 3:30 PM

This just in -

Phil Denounces All Transactions by Athletics Claiming It Will Curse White Sox For Ever

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...ce=MLBHeadlines

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Personally, I think we should go with the "Thriller Dance" from Michael Jackson's Thriller video!

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 4:05 PM

Apparently this guy is trying to help the coyote nab the roadrunner.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/01/24/...bike/index.html

Personally, I can' wait to see the company car he is building.

Jay on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 4:34 PM

I just know some idiot in a trailer park is going to try it himself and wind up getting a Darwin Award.

douglas on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 4:37 PM

i'd try it, but i live in no trailer park, i resent that

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 5:04 PM

I don't know if you guys have seen this but, Family Guy's Stewie hosting his own web talk show.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060125...nm/familyguy_dc

douglas on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 5:22 PM

wes, look 22 posts above yours....that's so 4 and a half hours ago...

Phil on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 6:31 PM

i think this might have been posted a long time ago, but what the hell - pimp gets knocked the fuck out: http://www.jokesunlimited.com/video.php?videoid=79

Brock on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 6:50 PM

Its gettin' close to game time, I better go get hammered. All I've read all day is how this is a "must win" for Louisville, but come on, its a "must win" for UC too. This game could either be really ugly or really good. No gray area. Lets hope for the latter. Conner Barwin, you're my boy!

adrian on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:27 PM

Hum...really good game Brock!

Bigworm on Wednesday, January 25, 2006 at 9:37 PM

Brock - I hope your drunk!

I saw jihad airball a floater!

Brock on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:37 AM

Well, we played a football player for 13 minutes and Tilford for 15 (who hasn't played more than 3 minutes in the last 10 games combined), so I can't expect much from this game. The one bright spot was watching Hicks make Padgett look like he was playing the game in slow motion.

Otherwise, like I predicted, this game was either going to be super ugly or super good, and it turned out to be SUPER ugly... on both sides. UofL just happened to capitalize on the sloppiness much better at home. I haven't seen UC play this poorly all season, especially when they slammed two SEC powers, LSU and Vandy.

Brock on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:38 AM

Kennedy HAS to call Tubby and find out who that therapist is.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 7:50 AM

there is no such thing as an SEC power this year. Honestly, I don't think UC is ravaged by injury, I just think they are trying to find reasons to get out of that lineup.

Jay on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 7:53 AM

I love the fact that it has been a year since UC lost to UK in the play-offs, and Jihad has still not learned how to shoot 3-pointers. Jihad for MVP!

Jerome on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 8:11 AM

I get frightened when I see this on my ESPN news feed:

"Gay powers No. 1 UConn..."

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 8:55 AM

Brock what are you talking about slamming LSU.

LSU is probably the best 13-5 team in the country. That's right the country. Here are their 5 losses.

11/29 Houston L 84-83
12/19 N Iowa L 54-50
12/23 at Cincy 75-72
12/31 at Ohio State (#20) L 78-76
01/07 at UCONN (#2) L 67-66

Quality Wins
11/26 at W. Virginia (#13) W 71-68
1/14 UT 88-74

Wait till the tourney - No one is going to want to play this team. LSU will get in, they are a very young athletic team in which the get better every single game. Personally, that is the team I don't want to play in the SEC.

Jerome on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 9:02 AM

Is this the Olympic slam dunking guy partying or what?
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/rock_on.jpg

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 9:03 AM

Brock - furthermore the only reason why LSU lostthat game is because you shot near 47% from the 3 point line (9-19) and LSU shot themselves in the foot like UC did against The Ville committing 23 turnovers.

Besides Ronald Allen who is makeing 1/2 of his 3 point attempts (10-20) no other cincy player is shooting above 40% for the year. James White and Jihad hit 60% (3-5) and 75% (3-4) respectively, for that one game. And Allah knows that Jihad was more luck than skill.

What is gonna hurt UC is that with the exception of LSU - no other quality wins, unless Marquette counts. UC has not defeated a top 25 team this year.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 9:04 AM

makeing = making
lostthat = lost that

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 9:08 AM

As for an SEC power school - Joe is probably right not this year. However there are some scary teams out there with the likes of LSU and UT and Florida. And if UK gets shit turned around and passes the ball against everyone like they did UofL, watch out for my CATS too.

I don't care of UK uses a therapist or not - other schools use them, the only reason why UK was singled out is because it's UK. Everyone tries to emulate my team, however, you can't duplicate them.

All other schools have penis envy for UK! Deal with it.

adrian on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 9:12 AM

All i know is coming tournament time, I wouldn't want to play LSU.

Oh yeah, I saw Louisville's star player Terrance Farley at O'charleys during lunch the other day. He was signing autographs, had hoes all over him and had rose pedals thrown at his feet. All i am saying is...What Would Terrance Do?

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 9:15 AM

he is the best thing to come out of PRP since that little league team.

adrian on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 9:25 AM

How tall is he? He towered over me!

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 9:28 AM

i think 6-10 or so

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 9:43 AM

today is Bob Ueker's birthday.

somebody figure out a 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon for me. We are retarded at work today.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:05 AM

joe, seriously, u know better. nothing good ever comes out of PRP. let's be real

Jay on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Bob Ueker to Charlie Sheen in Major League
Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards in Scary Movie 3
Denise Richards to Kevin Bacon in Wild Things

BAM!

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:11 AM

nice.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:12 AM

damn you beat me to it, i was just getting ready to start typing that, damn you jay

Green Baron on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:14 AM

Did you have to confront the Oracle for that one?

http://oracleofbacon.org/oracle/index.html

Guess not:
Bob Uecker has a Bacon number of 2.
Bob Uecker was in Fatal Instinct (1993) with Sherilyn Fenn
Sherilyn Fenn was in Cavedweller (2004) with Kevin Bacon

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:15 AM

a guy at work went sheen to emelio (men at work) to cruise (mission impossible) to Bacon (few good men)

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:15 AM

This could very well be the official Natty Sci dog.

http://www.shamrockpets.com/spc/con...sp?fldAuto=1728

Classy name of a classy beer! Now if he could only fetch beer like the Stroh's dog Alex could we would be in business.

Jay on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Only douchebags rely on the oracle of bacon.

Jay on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:20 AM

It's also the other guy from Wham!'s birthday.

Green Baron on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:22 AM

That's why I asked....

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Good call by your guy at work Joe - I forgot that Estevez was in MI with Tom Cruise.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:33 AM

he was also saying that there is a way to create a database similar to imdb.com by typing in the titles of all your movies and it will create the casts and links for you. Anybody familiar with this? He couldn't remember where he got it from.

Brock on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Has Emilio Estevez done anything lately? Is he in a rehab clinic? Is there going to be a Young Guns 6?

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:36 AM

based off imdb d3 was the last thing i had heard of.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:40 AM

i'm not too sure, but I'm think the guy who played Harris in Major League was in a movie with Kevin Bacon where Kevin Bacon played an actor for a brief scene. It was a steve martin movie where he played a dentist (NOT little shop of horrors)

I saw it on like IFC or something like that...IMDB here I come!

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:42 AM

emilio estevez is directing now, he's in the middle of making some pretty big movie coming out next year

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Bobby, the movie about the assassination of Robert Kennedy

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:44 AM

I rule! The dude's name is Chelcie Ross and the movie was Novocaine. So Ueker with Chelcie Ross in Major League, Chelcie Ross with Bacon in Novocaine.

Btw, Novocaine is a decent movie from what I saw. The Kevin Bacon character was funny at least.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:46 AM

I bet he is directing Young Guns 6

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:50 AM

personally, i'm waiting for the next installment of mighty ducks

Jerome on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:51 AM

Phil should watch Novocaine and then go to the damn dentist

Green Baron on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:53 AM

Yah, that's the thing about the Oracle, it only mentions 1 link. There can always be others that it leaves out.

Green Baron on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Is the US version of the Office worth the watch?
I've got the first 2 seasons of the British version, and I just see how anything could compete with this. I mean come on, the US could never tell this joke:

The Royal Family is having Christmas Dinner when Camilla Parker Bowles says, "Let's play 20 questions, I'll think of something, and you ask questions to guess what it is"
Everyone agrees, and Camilla thinks of a black man's cock.
So Charles asks, "Is it bigger than a bread bin?"
Camilla says yes
So Phillip asks, "Can it fit in my mouth?"
Cammilla says yes
So the Queen says, "Is it a black man's cock?"

Man that's fucking funny.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 11:55 AM

its amazing how the baron can bring the sci to a screeching halt with one post

Jay on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:00 PM

Amazing? or Predictible? It's not like this is the first time that this has happened.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:05 PM

Indeed.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:05 PM

Dwight Schrute has his own blog as well.

http://blogs.nbc.com/office/archive...e_2006-w04.html

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:11 PM

Let's quit our jobs and become BigFoot hunters!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060126...alaysia_bigfoot

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:15 PM

fuck it lets go bowling

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:24 PM

let's go

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:25 PM

I was on a lebowski quoting binge this morning

Jay on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:26 PM

You want to go bowling right now? Sure, why not?

Jay on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:27 PM

Oh. You were quoting a movie. You got my hopes up.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:27 PM

I was quoting a movie earlier and it made me want to go bowling

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:30 PM

ok, the lebowksi quote thing got me thinking: "certainly lebowski MUST be the most frequently searched for movie on IMDB for quotes." But no: http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/

What The Fuuuuuuuuck are three, four, seven and eight doing on there?

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:33 PM

3 Ninjas!!! I loved that movie when I was 10.
"We Should Run"
"We Should Hide"
"We Should Kick Their Butts!"

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:34 PM

plus they had that mr. miaga wannabe in there too

Brock on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Thanks for pointing out the quote searching tool. Now my life will be consumed for the next 10 hours:

http://www.imdb.com/SearchQuotes?fo...o.y=0&Go=Go

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:44 PM

i just like the thought process of people across the world searching for quotes for the 3 Ninjas.

Somedude: "Oh man, you know when they said that one kid would eat anything in 3 Ninjas...what did he say he would eat"
Somedude's friend: "Let's check IMDB!"
...momments later...
Somedude and Somedude's friend: "THAT'S RIGHT...DOG POOP!"

Barry on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:44 PM

You're damn straight you don't want LSU. I was at the game last night and granted Georgia isn't UConn, but the score at halftime was 50-19 Bayou Bengals. Let me say that again, 50-19 at halftime. Also, if you haven't heard of this yet and hate USC you should check out http://www.onepeat.com. Cajuns are fucking assholes.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:45 PM

err, in my dialogue above, some dude meant to say "that one kid WOULDN'T eat", but my characters sometimes have trouble speaking.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 12:47 PM

christ, i've read the futurama quotes and now I've been sucked back in!

Lucy Liu robot: Oh, Fry, I love you more than the moon, the stars, the...POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND.

Jerome on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 1:01 PM

I love this ... Curt and The Sports Guy sit down for a beer

Simmons: Do you think it's hypocritical for Sox fans to play the loyalty card with someone like Damon, when some of them also turned on guys who helped Boston win the championship in 2004 (namely, Bellhorn, Millar, Foulke and Embree)?

Schilling: It's beyond hypocritical. Fans use the loyalty card only when it suits the argument. Teams cut/waive/trade guys that DON'T WANT TO LEAVE every day of the year. But somehow the loyalty card only comes to the forefront when a player has played long enough to earn the right to make his own choices as to where he's going to play. It's been that way for a long time, and I don't see it changing. Very few owners are in the public eye enough to be recognized, and in a lot of cases the players end up being hung with the tag of "traitor." What happened here is simple, very simple. Johnny Damon wanted to stay in Boston for more money than the Red Sox thought he was worth, so the Red Sox didn't offer him enough money to remain in Boston, and the Yankees did, end of story.

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 1:28 PM

that onepeat.com site is awesome.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 1:34 PM

LSU basketball day is an interesting day for barry to join the privilige we call posting on the sci.

Brock on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Phil, do you have a list of accounts created for Nattysci.com?

I'm curious to know how many people have posting ability. That would be an interesting guage of popularity.

I do miss the stats page. No longer do I know how many people from Bahrain read nattysci.com and that bothers me.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 1:56 PM

yeah, unfortunately my company is a bit more secure than my previous one so the stats for the website weren't wide open for anyone to dig into.

I do plan on putting together my own stats page on the comments and stuff when I get a chance...

Barry on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:14 PM

And I do feel privileged. For more Louisiana humor check out http://www.imnotchocolate.com

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:19 PM

thanks barry, that reminded me, a little simpsons related New Orleans funny: http://homervisitsno.ytmnd.com/

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:23 PM

i love ytmnd.com. some more fun for joe: http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:27 PM

joe, do u know anything about lacey ballard being engaged????

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:32 PM

uh, no? However, I love anna benson.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:33 PM

not even a u of l fan, and this still pisses me off. i've never really had much of an opinion one way or the other, but now i don't respect michael vick that much anymore:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5280324
here's the best part:

"No, I ain't mad," Michael Vick said. "He didn't do anything wrong. The world will all know when the truth comes out."

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:33 PM

i'm assuming u remember lacey, b-mac's ex-girlfriend that he went into depression after she showed her tits on a trip to the lake....

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:34 PM

I definitely remember her

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:37 PM

i can't decide if we need to tell b-mac or not. seriously, cuz i don't want him to be all sad and shit

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:38 PM

where did you hear this? Details man.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:42 PM

i saw olivia's fat friend shannon at gold's gym, i turned to scrog, asked if he ever met olivia, he said no, then said he only knew lacey, then said she's engaged right now to some dork. his roommate bryce dates lacey's best friend. bryce apparently talks shit about this dork all the time, bout how lacey wears the pants and shit.....kinda like with b-mac.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:43 PM

that is funny

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:44 PM

we can't tell him

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 2:57 PM

honestly, if we tell him I think he will really move to Arizona

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:06 PM

i know, like i'm really not making a joke, i think he'll take it very hard, and then run into the arms of that single mama he's been fucking, who's really not that good looking

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:10 PM

I didn't think about that baby's momma he has been boinking. You use convience for a piece of ass not commitment. I think he will make that mistake.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:17 PM

he's already walking on thin ice. he got her a fucking christmas present! against our advice!

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:17 PM

I was getting some insight from a married man from work. Bmac sees this as she is moving on and doing something with her life while he is stuck in a rut and needs to move on with his life. When actually "she is making some other bastards life miserable."

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Better idea for Bmac. Tell Bmac, however, inform him that we have thrown a party for him in his honor. The re-releasing him into the wild so to speak!

All we need is beer, booze, college coeds and some highschool coeds too (18 yrs old of course).

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:27 PM

And no streaking to KFC!

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:34 PM

beer bongs and 18 year olds. Hell ya!!

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:52 PM

As the Supreme Dictor for Life of Friendville, I view B-Mac as a threat to the crown and should probably be shot for treason and his own good. Joe, as the Field Marshal for the friendville Royal Marines you have the final say.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Douglas and I revoked his man card when he bought a booty call a christmas gift.

Jay on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Wes, you are a god damned genius!

Jay on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:55 PM

You mean his dude membership? Because even I wouldn't revoke his man card.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 3:59 PM

bought a booty call? i'm kinda afraid to ask.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:00 PM

he asked Douglas and I for advice on getting his booty call a gift and we very sternly said no don't do it. She will think you want a commitment. Relationship new level. No don't do it. He did it anyway. Very unmanly move.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:00 PM

no, we revoked his man card. and phil, no threat to your 'mayor of friendville' status, b-mac usually will get piss drunk and obnoxiously hit on his 'friends,' thus not necessarily losing their friendship, but putting it on the brink.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:01 PM

his excuse was, it was a very cheap dvd, but we said repeatedly it didn't matter, it's the thought, that he took time out of his day to acknowledge her existence in a personal way

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:03 PM

my "Cat clause" in the mayor or friendville running was your biggest threat. Then she got married and you ran away with the mayor of friendville.

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:05 PM

he should definitely be penalized for thinking outside the penis

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:16 PM

pretty good article

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2306416

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:16 PM

it does suck to have your dick in a glass jar for a "friend," where she only breaks it open in case of emergency.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:43 PM

a cheap dvd player?

it's like he's trying to overthrow the government of friendville with an army of retards armed with nerf weapons.

douglas on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:45 PM

no, it was a dvd movie, "white noise," with michael keaton.

Barry on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:52 PM

I still like the the retards with nerf weapons analogy though

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:55 PM

oh, i thought he bought her a cheap dvd player. buying someone "white noise" starring michael keaton is just funny.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 4:58 PM

i'm tempted to write a review on amazon.com

"Nothing says 'I'm secretly in love with you' than White Noise starring Michael Keaton"

Bigworm on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 5:11 PM

Wow, retards with nerf weapons - that's pretty good.

Brock on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 5:24 PM

Its not just retards with nerf weapons... its a retard ARMY with nerf weapons. I used to discuss the intricacies of forming a retard army with the dock guys at Dillards. You would never have a morale issue with a retard army... have you ever seen a retard get slapped for doing something wrong... they just laugh and smile. (YES, I'm going to HELL). But can you imagine if he took a .44 caliber to the leg, he'd just grin and keep charging with that giant foam stick. You can't beat that kind of resliance.

Note: Anyone who is unemployed should go work at the loading dock at Dillards, it was the greatest job I ever had.

Wing Commander on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 5:38 PM

Should have gotten her "Closer." More ass, more weird relationships, and cheating. That way, you can get some pussy when she contemplates the worthlessness of marriage while watching Julia and Natalie and a fucked up love square.

Another great selection would have been Clockwork Orange for that "this movie made me think of you in that fucked up I am goign to slice you into pieces and feed you to hogs kind of way." That would have led to a restraining order and allowed the legal system to insure that there was no further contact between B-Mac and said ex-girlfriend.

Wing Commander on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 5:40 PM

Oh yeah, you will never want to sit in or eat at the booths in Genny's after this Friday night. Don't ask why.

Marc on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 5:53 PM

Family Guy's Deal with the Devil
Stewie and Co. snare own comic book.
http://comics.ign.com/articles/683/683263p1.html

joe on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 7:25 PM

With B-mac anything is possible. He could probably somehow cause damage with a nerf weapon somehow. This is the guy who drunkenly stumbling back to my house from the st matthews bars thought it would be a good idea to find us a ride home by finding an unlocked cop car at the st matthews city hall hoping the keys were still in it. His powers are endless.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 7:39 PM

don't forget he once recruited an army of 10 year olds and set up a water gun slingshot a good 100 ft from the target, and was doing some damage despite having to shoot over a house at a target they couldn't see a night.

the man might be a military genius.

Phil on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 8:07 PM

so, it'd be some good irony if stew got sent to war to fight canada, huh?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/am...cas/4652746.stm

Jerome on Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 11:32 PM

I'd like to submit this song as a Natty Sci Theme, please. It is simply titled ... The Shocker Song

http://secure.eonstreams.com/wdve_f...cker%20Song.mp3

Wing Commander on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:15 AM

A good acoustical set for Marc and Jay for open mic night:

http://www.alldumb.com/item/22471/

Also, a sad commentary on Jerome's future.

Wing Commander on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:19 AM

For Phil: http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1654841/

Update the profile bitch.

Wing Commander on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:23 AM

Also, don't miss Stewie in that previous post. Hint: Wait for the hissing.

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 5:12 AM

i haaaaaaate my throoooooooat

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 7:52 AM

My dad and I went to O'shea's last night. I figured although we didn't see phil, he would be up there eventually.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 8:13 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/bo...ory?id=2278155#

i'm going to hell for laughing at this.

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 8:45 AM

Window or isle seat Joe?

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 8:52 AM

crammed between 2 fat chicks

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 9:03 AM

Holy shit, at work I am a deputy fire warden. They think I am responsible in case of fire. I rule!

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 9:16 AM

For once Pat Forde comes up with an interesting read. Rules for storming the court amongst other things in college basketball.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2306416

Make sure you read the entire article, the article is pretty good.

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 9:33 AM

You see college hoops fan Ashley Judd (8) sitting at the other end of the court, and you know that the shortest distance to her is a straight line.

As good a reason as any i've heard to storm the court

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Joe, you need to right a justification to your boss as to why the Deputy Fire Warden needs a firehouse installed next to your desk. All I can think of is good times UHF style!

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 9:45 AM

you should request a fireman's pole next to your desk, that way if you ever have to go upstairs, you can get back to your desk by sliding down the pole, plus it doubles as a strippers' pole should you be working late one night with a female counterpart

Jerome on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 9:58 AM

After all these years, strippers' poles are still the most underused element of home and office decor.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 9:59 AM

stripper poles and the kitchen couch

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:09 AM

man I am having the breakfast of champions today: little chocolate donuts, beef jerky and big red. I don't even know why I am here today my boss it out of the office.

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:12 AM

my boss is out too, i'm just here to close a 9K loan so daddy can get a nice paycheck this month, then i'm out early

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Makes 3 of us.

Barry on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Just checked yahoo. One of the news headlines "It's a gay gay world for Fred Savage." Why the hell did I bother to find the natty sci site? I'm never gonna get any work done.

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Welcome to the club, barry.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:53 AM

wko would win in a fight fred or ben savage?

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Well, look at their tv best friends. Fred had the not-marylin-manson nerd, and ben had the good-hearted-almost-badass. Also, look at tv love interests. Tapenga could just sit on Winnie Cooper and crush her. So the victory goes to ben.

Jerome on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 10:58 AM

Winnie could sit on my face

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:02 AM

i grew up in love with winnie, but i've got to tip my hands towards topenga. she got super hot at the end of the show.
barry, your work production is officially in decline now that you've found this site

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:04 AM

here's topenga in black leather....
http://www.celebswallpapers.com/Dan..._Fishel_003.jpg
i'm speechless

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Nice work douglas.

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:11 AM

In my opinion, we might as well arm both of those 2 dudes with nerf weapons.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:21 AM

celebrity death match armed with nothing but nerf weapons

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:21 AM

I think this is why Phil doesn't like women who smoke.

http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/200...t_for_the_.html

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Interesting science geek stuff.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.p...26-053521-8861r

Brock on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:36 AM

Nine Inch Nails is coming to Cincy on Feb 25th. Anyone interested?

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:39 AM

Nobody fucks with Jesus!

http://today.reuters.com/News/newsA...KENYA-CURSE.xml

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:42 AM

This guy almost partied like a rockstar.

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bl...ewsitemID=47396

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:43 AM

isn't sevendust there next week?

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:48 AM

so what're the plans for tonight?

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:50 AM

no meeting at my house unless you piss in the back yard or want to hang out in my parent's basement.

Brock on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 11:51 AM

Joe, you are right, Saturday the 4th, day before the Super Bowl. Man, I would love to see Sevendust.

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:01 PM

I'll piss in your back yard.

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:03 PM

i'm not opposed to pissing in the backyard

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:03 PM

done it enough already...

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:05 PM

so we could meet at my house. I'll give the cribs tour of the work in progress.

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:09 PM

you gonna show us what's in your fridge too? and your bedroom where 'the magic happens'? u gonna be like ludacris and put a urinal in your bathroom?

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:11 PM

Hey, 'the magic happens' would be the kitchen couch. I can't be on cribs because i don't own scarface.

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:14 PM

We all know that I am not a huge fan of religion, but even I think this is ridiculous, or as tony and dwight would say, recockulous.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Green Baron on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:32 PM

It doesn't pay to be the Bolivian president:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/am...cas/4652940.stm

Green Baron on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:38 PM

http://www.leenks.com/gallery413-25.htm

I might have liked that movie had it taken this kind of turn

Green Baron on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 12:45 PM

Of course you can, you're the Jesus, you can do anything:
http://www.freshpictures.net/freshpic990.html

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 1:00 PM

How do these people even get jobs?

http://movies.msn.com/movies/articl...77&GT1=7651

Well he either died of natural causes or an accident?

WTF ever - that jackass died from drug use Rx or street - doesn't matter.

Jerome on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 1:38 PM

Virginia tech needs to do something about their student athletes ... fuckin' thugs, man ...

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...ce=NCBHeadlines

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 1:40 PM

I was watching that when it happened. first thing thing did was talk about Vick.

Green Baron on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 1:49 PM

I was looking for funny pictures of Scotty Pippen...I came across this:

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/109/...1024/pippen.jpg

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 2:23 PM

I am so ready to leave work. I need to go out and find some hos...I mean...ladies.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 2:25 PM

where we finding dem hoes tonight?

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 2:25 PM

Proof that some women should have mandatory tube-tyings.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/01/27/ch...n.ap/index.html

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 2:26 PM

I don't know, because I don't love dem hos!

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 2:30 PM

I second the tube tying Jay.

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 2:40 PM

first of all jay, u did mean to say hoes, not ladies. second, i'm down for whatever. i'm sure it'll end up being o'shea's and wick's, which is fine with me. who all's going out?

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 2:49 PM

i'll be up for going out...last night was a late one, and lord knows I won't be able to fall asleep until 6am no matter.

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:15 PM

I wonder if any law suits will materialize over Ford only allowing Ford vehicles to park in the onsite company parking lot.

http://money.cnn.com/2006/01/27/new...dex.htm?cnn=yes

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:16 PM

Hey are we gonna track down Stew for tonight or are we afraid Stew the Impaler may show up?

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:17 PM

i just read that and talked to my dad about it. They allow all ford and ford subsidiaries. This includes ford, lincoln, mercury, volvo, jaguar, aston martin, land rover. They were about to do that here but it didn't go through.

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Hey whatever it takes to stay afloat I suppose.

No more Mighty Ducks!
http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/story/5283246

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:21 PM

so has absolutely no one heard from stew since 'the incident'? it's hard to believe that someone would completely cut off their friends just b/c he made an ass out of himself. lord knows if i did that i wouldn't be able to speak to anyone

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:24 PM

i believe stew is supposed to go to bloomington tonight.

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:36 PM

Yeah, Douglas and I would have to hang out together.

Bigworm on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Fuck that - I say we drive up to Bloomington, throw a burlap sack over him, and force him to drink with us.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:51 PM

not at my house

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:52 PM

I've tried calling him a couple of times, but he hasn't gotten back to me.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:53 PM

We just stole a guys chair and put it on the elevator and left it.

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 3:59 PM

Joe, you just made my day.

Jerome on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:02 PM

If droppin' the "Super Mario Bros. 3" line is such a panty soaker, this fuckin' kid must get all the bitches ...
http://gprime.net/video/blindfolded...riopianist2.php

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:03 PM

the best part of the chair in the elevator is the people on other floors discovering it. good times.

of course, the largest building i've worked in has been three floors...not so much excitement there.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:04 PM

all we have is 7. I'm tempted to roll it over to 4th street live across the street.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:05 PM

we might be screwed because we left his coat on the chair.

Barry on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:12 PM

Not as good as duct taping a kid to a wall... but good.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:18 PM

Supposedly, the Air Force makes fighter pilots last for 2 minutes at this game. Take the red square and avoid the walls and other objects.

http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontip.../redsquare.html

I have photo evidence of the kid duct taped to a wall

Barry on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Much like sex I only lasted 4 seconds

Barry on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:22 PM

11 seconds

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:23 PM

christ, you get to 20seconds and those things start FLYING around.

joe on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:23 PM

my best is 20 and I am out. I can guarentee 11 sec. and that is it.

Phil on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:29 PM

i can't beat 22s.

my ego keeps cashing checks my mouse hand can't cash.

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:33 PM

i got 30 seconds...

douglas on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:36 PM

no fucking way anybody does that for 2 minutes

Barry on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 4:41 PM

16

Brock on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 5:31 PM

No way Douglas did that for 30 seconds.

Jay on Friday, January 27, 2006 at 6:21 PM

Was that blindfolded pianist "Mr. Cool" from school of rock?

Wing Commander on Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 3:54 AM

Genny's is still safe to eat at, but I am washing my clothes right now due to certain things that happened at "The Body Shop." Goddamn ladies, I only own so much clothing. Epic night that ended at O'Sheas. Phil, you missed out. Wjen are we taking this site out into the mainstream? NattySci needs a Conan appearance.

Wing Commander on Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 3:55 AM

Wjen = Nordic spelling of when.

Damn you beer, damn you to hell.

Bigworm on Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 9:16 AM

Coco Crisp going to Boston...still no word yet on Count Chocula!

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5282852

Brent on Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 12:46 PM

Just went 3 minutes with the red square, Im like D.A.R.R.Y.L with that shit.

Phil on Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 1:44 PM

i did it for seven minutes using my dick on the touchpad of my laptop.

Marc on Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 4:01 PM

The BEst recorded cyber sex chat logs ever
http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html
my favorite is between VictimX_27 and cheesdog

Brock on Saturday, January 28, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Egon and Ray sneak up behind you...

Classic.

Phil on Sunday, January 29, 2006 at 7:53 PM

how i met your mother is a rerun tomorrow (it's the one with the sword fight over the apartment), so we need a full trivia team to regain our rein of terror.

big jay, I still have the last episode saved on my DVR, so anytime you want to watch it give me a holla. I can also burn it to cd if you want.

Marc on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 3:55 AM

Someone maybe shoulds told them not to "fuck with the Jesus"
http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-...7864808088.html

Phil on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 4:19 AM

marc, you should go to bed

Marc on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 5:11 AM

look who's talking

Marc on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 6:19 AM

Okay this is a funny ass (and work friendly) video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...331162673210702

joe on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 7:45 AM

what the hell was going on last night? 4:19, 5:11 & 6:19 were the last 3 posts.

adrian on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 7:57 AM

That video is some funny shit...just like Louisville Basketball!

joe on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 8:41 AM

Tony and Dwight were just talking to a porn star and Dwight asked if she had ever had an Arabian mud goggle. Anyone know what an arabian mud goggle is?

joe on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 8:49 AM

It really tied the room together

Crime Reports

ASSAULTS/THREATS

1000 block of Cecil Ave. A woman said a man urinated on her floor about 9:45 p.m. Jan. 19. When she told him to stop, she said, he threw her into the wall. When she tried to call 911, he hung up the phone before she could give her address. The man then bit her nose, cheek and finger. Police found the two fighting outside a store after he forced her to leave with him.

Bigworm on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Okay so the 3rd quarter broke records for Exxon Mobile, but the 4th quarter is even larger than that.

Time for a change.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11098458/

Bigworm on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:01 AM

I'm voting for a Democrat next election.

Hillary Clinton 2008!

Jerome on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Maxim tries to predict the Superbowl outcome. Can someone tell me how it ends? I kinda didn't make it ...

http://www.maximonline.com/maximtv/...SuperBowl.video

Jay on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Phil, is there anyway to make a post through the maximumasp address? I tried just adding newpost.aspx to the end of the address and it gave me a big error page.

Phil on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:20 AM

hmmm, i probably broke the newpost thingy awhile ago. just send me your post to phil.scott @ gmail.com and I'll post it up by hand for you.

Bigworm on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:39 AM

Ethanol 85 - for your car.

http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fort...dex.htm?cnn=yes

Jay on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Phil, I sent you the post. Do you think you can have it up by lunch time?

joe on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:47 AM

we are having a debate at work that I would like some input from you all on. Would you rather be a professional athlete or a rock star? From there it went to would you rather be the last man on the Hawks bench or be in the band for a crappy artist like Ashlee Simpson or Avril Lavyne?

adrian on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Professional Athlete, Last man on Hawks bench!

joe on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 10:59 AM

rock star you don't have to be in shape and can be drunk all the time. Last man on the bench can be cut any day and be shipped to Europe.

adrian on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:07 AM

I wouldn't mind if they shipped me to Bratislava. With the pay a bench warmer recieves i could live like a king in Bratislava. Eurotrip...Hello!

Bigworm on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Sports Star, you atleast have a chance of re-entering the league. If you play in a shitty band, you have been labeled forever.

Bigworm on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Adrian - here is the Lincoln verson of the 2007 Ford Edge.

http://www.lincoln.com/reachhigher/...RHHome_20060111

Phil on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:12 AM

last night at open mic night I think someone came close to being cut. it was bad.

Bigworm on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:12 AM

You have to click on the MKX on the bottom.

adrian on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:16 AM

That lincoln is sweet

Bigworm on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:28 AM

UofL better get their shit together or they might be hosting the NIT.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/standings

joe on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:35 AM

they have 9 regular season games left. If they win 5 they will be 19-10 and 7-9 in conference. based on reputation and last years performance they have a shot at the tournament. There nonconference schedule is not helping there cause at all. Between notre dame, Cincy, USF, Syracuse, Depaul and Marquette, they could possibly achieve the 5 needed wins. Beating Villanova, Connecticut or West Virginia would provide a quality win that they don't really have.

Bigworm on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:37 AM

The key to those games are where are they playing at. UofL doesn't play well at all on the road, especially as of late.

joe on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:38 AM

or home either

adrian on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Yo marcus you getting lunch today?

joe on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Hey Jay, B-Mac had a message on my answering machine asking me if I knew anything about Amanda Hunginkiss calling him.

adrian on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Louisville is going to lose 6 out of their remaining 9 games.

douglas on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:56 AM

face it cards fan, they're done. there's too many other teams emerging out of the big east. i don't give a shit if it's the best conference ever, they haven't beaten a quality big east opponent yet, and of course that non-conference schedule sucked. if they get in the tournament with five more wins, it's b/c they want pitino in the tournament, that's it, b/c they didn't earn it

douglas on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:57 AM

and by no means am i excusing my cats' play lately. granted, we're starting to come together in bits and pieces, but that first half yesterday vs. arkansas blew ass chunks. you can't do that shit to top 10 teams. we'll still make the tournament, but i'm certainly no expecting a final four run, and i hate saying that b/c in past years i've always thought there was at least a chance. not so much this year

Barry on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Hey does anyone want to come down for Mardi Gras and or the UK-LSU game? Tickets are still available for the game, but we should probably get on it soon.

Green Baron on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 1:16 PM

Sorry Wes,
I just can't stand to keep hearing dreams of alternative fuels. As long as Exxon keeps raking in the profits, no alternative fuels will ever exist. It's like that little carrot they keep dangling out in front of you, don't worry, buy the gas, it will all be gone tomorrow just in time to clean up the world.
They've had hyrdrogen fuel technology for 80 years, I saw a truck at the San Diego auto museum, 1923, that could run on gas, propane, and hydrogen.
I wish the world would stop selling this bullshit to people and instead actually do something about it. Please, 3 years ago, hyrdogen fuel cells would be in our cars by 2008. Well, that's in 2 years, and I don't see that happening.

Brock on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 1:34 PM

Thank God for South Florida!

Bigworm on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 1:35 PM

The problem with Hydrogen is it would require a complete over haul of the industry that would cost several billions of dollars. I think that ethanol would be a good source, even though you consume 30% more ethanol, you can mass produce it from almost anything, so the price savings should be worth the 30% increase in volume.

And regardless I don't care what energy they are using, we can use freaking compressed air somehow, as long as we can tell the Arabs to go pound some sand...I am game.

Barry on Monday, January 30, 2006 at 1:42 PM

Is the concern here a fuck the man for keeping gas prices high, fuck the sand people, or is this a hippie thing?

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