Shocker Towers

Shocker Tower

Proposed design of the Natty Sci Shocker Tower, home to 200 condos and a the Five Diamond Wings and Pizza restaraunt "The Tuscan Mule." Condos will start at $140,000 so that people can actually afford them.

Posted by Phil on February 9th, in the morning | 887 comments

Comments

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 10:40 AM

ignore the copyright 2006 thing on the bottom left. I did.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 10:45 AM

You took the time to photoshop in a tower..but not the time to photoshop out the copyright 2006?

Nice.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 10:47 AM

This is also our opportunity to get some publicity.

Nattysci.com to see future shocker towers is going in the comments baby!

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 11:04 AM

alright, posted the image in the comments...

Bigworm on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 11:17 AM

Ping Pong anyone?

http://www.addictinggames.com/pingpong3d.html

Bigworm on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Has it made the mainpage?

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 11:22 AM

no front page yet, but it is scheduled for this hour at some point (all totalfark says is that it will go live between 11:00 and noon).

this is like the first non-sports link I've had accepted in a long time.

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 11:27 AM

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45304

as jerome said, "I'm tellin' ya ... there's a fuckin' Bills World Championship T-Shirt somewhere in the jungle right now"

joe on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 11:36 AM

Damnit I was caller 8 again for the girls gone wild

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 11:38 AM

maybe they always say you are caller eight so you don't give up?

looks like the towers made it onto fark.com...

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 12:00 PM

motorcycle car chase - live (at noon at least)!
http://www.nbc5i.com/videostream/58...263/detail.html

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 12:22 PM

he's now at a house, video here: http://www.wfaa.com/

Jay on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 12:39 PM

If I could afford it, I would totally buy a Natty Sci Shocker Tower condo. And I would eat at the Tuscan Mule restaurant every night.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 12:39 PM

I think everyone is caller 8 more as a form of torture.

Brock on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 12:59 PM

I think the next phase of the complex should be an identical tower next to the Shocker Tower called the Spocker Tower.

Barry on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 1:38 PM

what do you suppose dean cain was thinking?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060209...grammys_fashion

Barry on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 2:03 PM

happy birthday vincent gambini

adrian on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Today at KFC i got 8 boneless wings, three chicken snackers and 4 chicken strips for 5.29.

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 2:27 PM

dean cain? he was probably thinking "man, if I hadn't of blown out my knee I would have really helped shore up the buffalo bills secondary for their 4 super bowl appearences and all those kids in congo wouldn't be sporting 'Buffalo Bills 1990 World Champions' t-shirts."

He's also thinking "My dad directed Young Guns!"

Jay on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Adrian, did you blow the cashier to get that deal?

adrian on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 2:57 PM

It was a chick. And i think it was some kind of mix and match bucket deal special. Or it could have been she wanted my tip (by tip i mean my penis head)!

joe on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Did you get it to go so you could pop in pop out?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Bogans and Hayes reunited!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2324675

douglas on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 3:41 PM

that's really neat

Wing Commander on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 3:42 PM

I have already put a deposit in for a "Snooch Pounder Suite" in the middle tower, and a "Chode Chateau" in the folded ring tower. I feel sorry for the low-rent folks that take the $140K shanties in the stink finger tower. So second-class!

douglas on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 3:50 PM

i bet it'd be easy to get a girl to wipe your ass in one of those

Jerome on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Good news for you and good news for me! Go to hell, Al Davis!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2324836

Phil on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 4:49 PM

apparently Petrino turned down $19 million over 5 years to stay at Louisville.

douglas on Thursday, February 09, 2006 at 5:05 PM

dumbass

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:11 AM

"family wasn't ready for a move" is probably code for my son is on probation and can't cross state lines or something.

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:37 AM

check out my coworker. What you don't see is his Ohio State Starter jacket and his T-bird blaring his favorite band Def Leppard with his girlfriend Angel. I'm not lying.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...Params=Itemnr=5

Barry on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:57 AM

heard drew carey on sirius this morning and thought i'd start the day off with a few big dick jokes.
"My dick is so big it has an elbow."
"My dick is so big it has its own dick and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick."
"My dick is so big it only plays stadiums."

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:57 AM

Just went to CVS from work and cut throught the Hyatt. Anybody looking to nail a high school chick we have a gold mine. All state choir convention is going on there. I keep getting older they stay the same age.

Bigworm on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:57 AM

Spectacular.

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 9:10 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...Params=Itemnr=2

FAG!

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 9:26 AM

I don't work with that guy

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Phil, just to let you know, "sweet action" is sweeping the office like a plague. My boss threw in a "sweet action" at the end of a meeting and I called him out on it. He said he had been saying it for weeks and he didn't know why. What is the world coming to? Phil's vocabulary is catching on.

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 9:59 AM

joe, u seriously work with that guy? i saw that this morning when i was reading the paper and noted his spectacular mullet, accompanies by this extremely stupid comment that louisville needs a rail system.

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 10:00 AM

so you're telling me we're renting a hotel room tonight at the hyatt??

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 10:02 AM

mullets, rail systems and high school girls...what a thumping good read today.

Jay on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 10:03 AM

An addendum to what joe said, I have been saying "sweet action" a lot too recently. And the hotel idea is genius douglas.

Jay on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 10:10 AM

I once saw two people get married, and that was the gayest thing I had ever seen, until I looked at this collage.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/09/ke...reut/index.html

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 10:17 AM

i don't know, getting married is still pretty gay

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 10:25 AM

a run down of the danish cartoon scandal, don't in animated GIF format on ytmnd.com: http://danishcartoons.ytmnd.com/

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 10:27 AM

my little sister has her entire company saying "shank shu!"

that's dedication to pushing a catch phrase.

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 10:54 AM

maybe "Jay is the Way" has a chance?

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:01 AM

Does anybody go to the Irish Rover? Apparently someone signed off on the "great guiness toast" as Rusty Shackleford there.

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Wasn't me at the rover. I did however fill in the GUI and the last S of the guiness logo with a black magic marker so it read NES and then wrote UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT BA BA SELECT START as my name at flanagan's.

these are the reasons i never ever get the pussy.

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:17 AM

"Drawn Together" last night busted out up up down down left right left right b a b a start as a cheat code on xandar

adrian on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:49 AM

I just bought the new Stuff magazine with Stacy Keibler on it. I had an "accident"....in my pants. There is a picture of Kate Moss in it and she is looking fine as hell. I never really thought she was hot. I guess it was because I always saw her standing next to Adriana Lima.

Brock on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:49 AM

What the hell is wrong with the Courier-Journal? Why do you print the reactions of the biggest fucktards in the city?

"Dat ting tis ugly! I'm fraid of dem hites, so it don't matta much enyway."

What the hell? Is this Huck Finn? No wonder Louisville and Kentucky has this perception.

By the way, the city isn't PAYING for the skyscraper dipshits! The city is giving the developers a tax break, and not even 100%, so instead of collecting $0 on the empty space where the Kingfish is, the city will collect $250,000 in 20% tax from a 10,000-person use building. ROAR!

Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:53 AM

I never should have admitted to working with him

Green Baron on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:55 AM

That guy has class:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060210...atrina_congress

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:55 AM

he shouldnt've have a job, and he shouldn't be photographed

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:57 AM

brock is right though, everytime there's any event on local tv, the news station finds the biggest redneck/retard/ghetto combination they can find, puts a microphone in their face, and lets the fun ensue. Like on Wifeswap a couple months, i watched cuz i heard a family from kentucky was on. and guess what, they lived in a trailer in the middle of nowhere, hunted for all their food, had mullets, and they played banjo music everytime they were on.

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 11:58 AM

my first comment was meant about joe's co-worker, not the FEMA guy, i do think he's gotten an extremely bad rap

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 12:00 PM

That guy is hit up for everything. What they do is find people on the street and interview them. He is outside on smoke breaks a half hour of every hour.

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 12:02 PM

You work downtown, next to Fourth Street, during business hours, there's a ton of people walking around in suits that speak well and brush their hair, but none of them were interviewed.

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 12:07 PM

if only joe wasn't there to give the man on the street interview of "it looks like a hand with two fingers sticking up. someone needs to add a third tower to add a pinky. That would looking really shock people in Indiana."

oh something similiar.

adrian on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Good point D!

Brent on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 12:25 PM

I think Crabtree is right on. I mean I guess we could have a guy with a backwards hat who looked like they just jumped out of an American Eagle catalog but where's the flavor in that?

Jay on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 12:27 PM

So instead of a redneck, they should interview a pretentious douche?

Brent on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 12:33 PM

A little delayed but, Phil, nice props on the photoshop, that demonstrated vision--definitely needs to go in the portfolio.

Jay on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 12:47 PM

That's how he rolls

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

adrian on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 1:39 PM

"I can teach English pretty good." Great comment!

Marc on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Anybody need a suit to "SUIT UP"?
I've been on JoS A. Bank's email list somehow for a while. Too expensive and unecessary for me ight now but this deal seems good for the higher end stuff. Although I know shit about this stuff. here's a link to a 50% off coupon though.
http://ebm.cheetahmail.com/c/tag/hB...hammp@yahoo.com

Jay on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 2:20 PM

Marc, I'm not trying to bust your balls, but that last post was painful to read.

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 2:37 PM

I agree

Brock on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 2:44 PM

Back off the Brody, he's probably been beating the bishop and his hands are still shakey.

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 3:21 PM

so, to change the subject, not trying to be rude, but what is going on this evening?

Wing Commander on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 3:34 PM

Drinking, debauchery...the usual.

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 3:49 PM

it's whateva

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 3:49 PM

wow, who fucked this chick. jay, if this chick can get some ass, there's always hope for you...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11261633/

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 3:55 PM

warning for wade, 3ft tall women alert for Douglas's 3:49 post!

Jay on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 3:56 PM

I definitely need to go out tonight. Living in Frankfort is not nearly as exciting as it sounds.

douglas on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 4:05 PM

whoever said it sounded exciting?

Barry on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 4:06 PM

I think its time I renew my maxim subscription...
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20....fsu/index.html

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 4:06 PM

obviously you didn't hear that you can get a crossbow and a camo hat for under $10.

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 4:19 PM

kegger at the hyatt?

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 4:24 PM

get shitty and go to Jim Porters?

Phil on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 4:44 PM

u of l baseball starts soon. $1 beer and hotdogs on friday night, and their stadium is chairback...

actually, the first friday game is March 3rd. Booooo!

adrian on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 5:13 PM

I don't think i will make it out tonight, but tomorrow is fair game.

Bigworm on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 5:19 PM

Jesus christ Douglas - they pick these people for comic relief. Are you telling me that if you weren't the camera guy you wouldn't pick the biggest retard you could, if there wasn't hot chicks around. I know i would.

joe on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 6:10 PM

phil where did you hear that about UL baseball?

Wing Commander on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 8:07 PM

Phil - thanks for the warning on the short chick. Damn those little people, scurrying around like rats. Need to put them on an island somewhere.

Marc on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 9:04 PM

Do little people live in houses with vaulted ceilings? Wade's fear of them, (plus the memeory of the "Little House" fake reality show for a Geico commerical) has me asking that question.

Marc on Friday, February 10, 2006 at 9:08 PM

Also, I understand them, little people, being afraid of jumping down from a height of five feet, more than I would but... Are they anymore scared of heights? ...or skydiving? that would be funny. And by funny I, in no way, mean anything that is offensive to a little person. I just mean it would be funny to see those little fuckers floating down from the sky. admit it, you do to. Except Wade. He'd run indoors and call the National Guard.

Marc on Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 4:49 AM

Iran doesn't fuck around.
Person involved in attempted rape of a 17 year old girl is sentenced to death by hanging. And by "person involved," I mean the rape victim
http://www.iranfocus.com/modules/ne...hp?storyid=5184

Oh and her boyfriend sounds like a pussy.

Wing Commander on Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 11:37 AM

Keep your eyes peeled fellas, lots of bad genes moving into this state (and bad tooth-to-gum ratios):

http://www.crystalair.com/content.p...?id=35200601010

Phil on Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 3:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVEw6Y3sQ04

Marc on Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 4:15 PM

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. As the pallbearers are carrying out the casket, they accidentally bump into a wall. Hearing a faint moan from inside, the woman’s husband opens the casket and finds that his wife is actually alive!

She dies again, 10 years later, at which point her husband has to go through another funeral. This time when the pallbearers carry the casket toward the door, the husband yells out, “Watch out for that f*cking wall!”

Phil on Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 4:39 PM

Big Jay: New star wars lego game, this time on Episode IV-VI:
http://www.shacknews.com/docs/press...legostarwars2.x

screenshots:
http://www.shacknews.com/screens.x/...iginal+Trilogy/

Phil on Saturday, February 11, 2006 at 6:28 PM

i just worked out on the eliptical machine at work. 20 minutes, level 2 (out of 10!). i'm kinda tired. like a lot.

Brock on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 2:16 AM

Gotcha beat Philco,

Tried out the new Recreation Center at UC tonight. INCREDIBLE! They have every piece of modern equipment you can imagine. Plus, a swimming pool with a lazy river. NUTS!

One rep through most all of the Nautilus and "free-weight" machines and my arms are going to fall off.

Check it out:
http://www.uc.edu/reccenter/Facilit..._and_Schedules/

Phil on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 1:41 PM

i like this bill right here: http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...WS0101/60212006

basically, instead of chugging the left over wine (because you paid for it, don't want it to go to waste) you get to take it home. good deal, right? less drunk drivers and all kinds of stuff.

But "Critics say the measure could place alcohol in the hands of already intoxicated people or encourage excessive drinking at home that could lead to domestic abuse."

What? the alchohol is already in their hands. Domestic abuse? Who in the hell are these people?

Jay on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 3:03 PM

Marc, here's the obituary for Joe Crosser.

http://www.legacy.com/louisville/Ob...e=SearchResults

Jay on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 3:04 PM

Nevermind. It's on there, but you have to search for it.

Marc on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 3:13 PM

I found it jay, he did a lot of stuff.

Wing Commander on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 3:18 PM

Jay, remember, it is safer to shit in your hand and throw it in, than to actually sit on a toilet in a titty bar.

Only dead Joe I found was this guy (and damnit I would have liked to have bought him a beer and talked about the good ole days before he went):

Lowhorn, Joe Bob

ALBANY -- Joe Bob Lowhorn, 76, Talbott Funeral Home.
Published in The Courier-Journal on 2/12/2006.

Marc on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 3:42 PM

If you ddi the search and search for the guy we knew in the last thirty days, you'd find him

Phil on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Dick Channey: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060212...bDltBHNlYwM3MTY-

Phil on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 10:17 PM

http://wookiessong.ytmnd.com/

Jay on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 7:55 AM

So now we know what Bush and Cheney are going to do after their term is up. Crash weddings.

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 8:28 AM

that was awesome. They just played Butthole Surfers "pepper" on the Fox.

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 9:17 AM

a midget and a man with a 15 inch penis walk into a bar. the midget walks up to the bar and says, "hey they call my buddy the human swizzle stick, you know what they call me?"

This joke is in the Matador but they never gave the punchline. Anyone got any ideas?

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 9:37 AM

hmmm, i went to IMDB to look at the quotes. no jokes, but look at these gems:

I'm as serious as an erection problem.

Julian Noble: Margaritas always taste better in Mexico.
Danny Wright: Yes they do.
Julian Noble: Margaritas and cock.

Sorry about the cock thing, it's kind of a conversation stopper.

I hate these Latin countries. It's all flirty-flirty no sucky-fucky.

I hate Catholic countries. All blushy, blushy. No sucky fucky.

I look like a Bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning, after the navy's left town.

I wouldn't do that for all the teenage twat in Thailand.

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 9:46 AM

I've never wanted to go to a strip club more than right now after seeing this Foxy Lady ad on the CJ's website:
http://gcirm.courier-journal.com/Re...oxy_300x250.jpg

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 9:48 AM

NetFlix throttling shipments because of people like Marc:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/10/ne...y.ap/index.html

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 9:57 AM

Damn reruns!! Maybe I will be at trivia.

Monday, February 13, 8:30PM ET/PT

"Belly Full of Turkey"

When Ted and Robin give thanks by volunteering at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving Day, they are shocked when they see the last person they would ever expect doing good for others.

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 10:10 AM

apparently there won't be a new episode until the 27th. to make it worse, Lazy Eye McBigBoobs is listed as a guest star. I can't wait for this Victoria chick to get the hell off the show. She freaks me out.

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 10:23 AM

It's horseshit

Jay on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 10:31 AM

I have never seen the thanksgiving episode, so I'll be able to watch that tonight. (I hooked up an antenna, so I no longer have to drag Joe and Marc to phil's condo at 1:30 in the morning). And leave it to phil to be freaked out by something normal people wouldn't notice.

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 10:32 AM

I might make it to trivia, however, I am going out of town tomorrow morning so maybe not. Lincoln, Nebraska here I come.

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 10:32 AM

when does she leave for australia?

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 10:37 AM

i don't know if it is a lazy eye, but they do kinda freak me out. they make me a little dizzy: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0930...,%20Ashley%20(I)

i'm not saying that i wouldn't do her, of course.

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 10:39 AM

I don't know she might smoke

adrian on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Our production manager has been a whiny little bitch all morning. I just want to go over and flick him in the fucking forehead and say "How do you like dim apples"!

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:00 AM

i think that either Ashley Williams wrote the trivia for her IMDB.com profile or she has a stalker who is really good at what he does:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0930053/bio

"Has been writing diaries since she was little (and has so far filled up 37 of them!)"

Jerome on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie ... DUI too?
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2329109

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:15 AM

She has to be accepted into the program first Joe - Once in a lifetime opportunity for the short duration of this opportunity = lots of responses = lots of time sifting through the bullshit = long wait = i don't know if she is accepted = uncertainity

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Uncle Owen bites the dust.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/articl...52&GT1=7756

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Another reason why Conan is LEGEN.....wait for it.....DARY.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/ap/2006021...3971902000.html

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:40 AM

Too bad George Forman is like a 100 yrs old.

http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/sto...305466?GT1=7840

Jerome on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Interesting article on the top 25 baseball innovations in the past 25 years
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/colum...&id=2329027

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 12:23 PM

hey phil we have a stuffed valentine's monster in our office that sings your song, the "muhna muhna" song from the muppets.

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 12:25 PM

STEAL IT!

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 12:26 PM

They have them at wal mart.

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 12:27 PM

It sings, dances and has blinking lights

douglas on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 12:45 PM

STEAL IT, why pay for it when u can get it for free.

douglas on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 12:45 PM

besides, it's not like it's a cop car or something

Jay on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 12:48 PM

But what if it was a cop car? That probably wouldn't stop you.

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 1:33 PM

B mac stole the cop car. I was an innocent bystander trying to get home in one piece.

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:03 PM

Batman vs. Al Qaeda

http://comics.ign.com/articles/688/688140p1.html

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:07 PM

DUI for driving a kids electric buggy.

http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100...-name_page.html

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:08 PM

I think I am gonna have to fight for this.

http://online.wsj.com/public/articl....html?mod=blogs

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:11 PM

damn double standards, but I might just watch Ice dancing to see her though

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;lid=tab2pos1

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Should have used the Lemon Law

http://www.metrowestdailynews.com/l...rticleid=121872

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:14 PM

They expect me to shower and shave for a date. What the hell?

Jay on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:18 PM

(In Marc's BMac impersonation) I...I don't know guys, I think you should get your money back.

douglas on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Me (As B-Mac) Come on guys, I only pay for a date if she's a fucking ten. And she likes accounting. And she puts out. And she's a keeper. Otherwise, the law of averages, the expenses-to-date ratio, and of course the continued probability of her never wanting to see me again all factor into my analysis that yes, you should be cheap and not pay for dates.

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:55 PM

what kind of trivia crowd are we expecting tonight?

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 3:04 PM

i believe wade will be there. plus myself, marcus brodie and probably brent.

Jay on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 3:58 PM

That was way to coherent for a BMac spiel of that length. I he goes on that long, It will sound more like this. Come on guys, I'll only pay for a date that sleep much with me and then two guys, I mean three, no two guys walk into a bar and one guy says...A guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and asks for...he says he wants a drink to comm...he wants twelve drinks to commemerate his first blow job, but the bartender doesn't have enough...It's midnight blue, bitches!

Something like that.

joe on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 4:04 PM

(as b mac) Hey man, what would you rather have a nice cold beer, I mean frosted mug cold, just completely refreshing you know, the best beer you ever had or an ok blow job?

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 4:19 PM

(as bmac) I don't know guys, a cold beer is pretty good.

douglas on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 4:23 PM

i was making fun of bmac more than i was trying to mimick him. jay, that was spot on. that deserves a slow clap

douglas on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 4:28 PM

Actual exchange:
(bmac) so douglas, we're running outside in like, you know, zero degree temperatures right now. would you rather be inside drinking some nice, hot, tempting hot chocolate, with like marshmallows, while you're getting a blowjob, only the blowjob is from the fattest whale bitch you've ever heard of, i mean like roseanne barr fat, or keep running?

(me) i guess the blowjob...
(bmac) what??? you mean you want a blowjob from an ugly fat bitch?
(me) okay, i'd rather keep running...
(bmac) what??? you mean you'd rather keep running than like, get some head? what's wrong with you?

and i digress

Marc on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 4:36 PM

Phil, the Victoria character (Ashley Williams) is set to be in at least the next four episodes. So quit your whining. She might surf the net and read mean things about her. While I, for one, would love to "get to know here romantically." Hello Ms Williams, Marcus Brody wants to take you out for a lovely dinner of french fries and ranch dressing.

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 4:40 PM

http://photobucket.com/albums/e121/...=robot20sex.jpg

note to self: start collecting boxes with holes cut out strategically so I can be a Slutty Robot for halloween!

Barry on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 4:50 PM

Brown lab webpage just finished, now you can go online to not understand what the hell I'm doing down here. ( Idon't really know either)http://www.biology.lsu.edu/labpages...ownlabhome.html

douglas on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 4:53 PM

barry, what's that's brown squishy thing in your hand? and why does your professor have a look of displeasure while you're holding up said brown squishy thing

Brock on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 5:00 PM

Thank you fellas for the B-mac Improv Hour, I am now crying with laughter.

Brock on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 5:05 PM

Gotcha beat Barry, try and figure this stuff out:
http://homepages.uc.edu/~dekoterp/

Wing Commander on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 5:14 PM

Barry, so these fish that your buddy studies...do they have a mud trail in them? http://www.biology.lsu.edu/labpages...wnlab/jerry.JPG

That looks like some good skillet cookin' right thare.

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 5:16 PM

based on brock's post, you can find all kinds of fun stuff about the Baron! I would recommend against it, because I'd rather think of the Green Baron as a mystical force that might just be in brock's imagination. But now I not only know he exists, but also likes the SU-2000 Portable Ultrasonic Humidifiers "cool look and easy operation" and that he feels that "it produces heck of a lot of cool steam."

Worlds are colliding, Jerry. Worlds are colliding.

Barry on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 5:28 PM

Douglas, the "brown squishy thing" is a clump of oysters and mussels like the one pictured below it. The displeasure is probably due to it being cold and windy that day. Wing Commander, people do eat black drum (if you've ever had "redfish" they are closely related), and its actually pretty good. The catch is that those guys are riddled with parasites. I had a teacher that caught a 100lb drum...80 lbs fish, 20lbs parasites.

douglas on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 5:53 PM

i'm guessing that 'brown squishy thing' isn't the technical term for oysters and mussels, huh? i give props to you smart people, i couldn't do it

Barry on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 5:57 PM

more like brown, hard, sharp stuff

Barry on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 5:57 PM

I'll have to remeber to bring home some shrimp, crabs, and oysters sometime

Bigworm on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 8:08 PM

Bmac - if you are reading that shit, you have to admit it is pretty funny. Jay that was pretty good, however, I think I pretty much had a conversation with Bmac about the beer that joe was talking about.

Wing Commander on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:25 PM

Barry, is the taste worth the parasites. I am going to use the same ruling I use on chicks, if the look is there, but the goods are damaged, beware and double up.

Phil on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 11:45 PM

wow, some chinese chick just bit it in figure skating, went out on some busted knees and they just finished second.

it's a shame she and her family will be put to death for not getting a gold because she's a little trooper.

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 7:51 AM

Phil, I swear to god you better be jerking off to figure skating and not watching it for the artistic and athletic skill of the skater, because I will punch you.

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 7:54 AM

Better look out, General Ross, you might get an LAPD ass whoopin'.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...k.ap/index.html

Yes, I am that big of a nerd.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 7:55 AM

was it the olympics you were watching or skating with celebrities? You know, Dave Coulier isn't in the olympics.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 8:14 AM

suit up for valentine's day

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 8:18 AM

damn I am going to win a radio contest one of these days. I was caller 6 for a limo ride with tony vanetti for me and 3 friends to some strip club on 7th street.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 8:32 AM

what day is steak and BJ day?

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 9:12 AM

video of chicking biting it last night. it still hurts my balls to look at it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eon_...rch=Zhang%20Dan

it's in like chinese or french or something, NBC seems to be a bit assholish about what's on the internet with the olympics...asses.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 9:14 AM

steak and BJ day = March 14th.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 9:20 AM

team name from trivia last night: "any of you ladies looking to do something stupid for valentines day, we're something stupid." I wanted to go with something else, but we figured it'd be a played out team name (we were right). But it looks like others have the same idea I did:

http://dickhunt.ytmnd.com/

Wing Commander on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 9:49 AM

It is ashame that the ice skaters from China in that clip were shot in the head and buried in a shallow grave just above the tree line in the Italian alps. Oh well, more "ice mummies" for future generations to find in about 2500 years.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 9:55 AM

i think the only thing more fun in the olympics than making the "do this or your family will die" jokes about the chinese is making up fake lyrics to the russian national anthem. but they jack up the medal ceremonies and stuff. I don't think I've seen one so far.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:06 AM

hey phil quit plagarizing ESPN.com. At least note your source.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:10 AM

please tell me there is an ESPN.com article about singing along with the russian national anthem!

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:11 AM

Thanks joe. You just said what we were all thinking.

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:13 AM

i'm thinking about funbags

Church on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:16 AM

Phil, what time is trivia tonight?

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:18 AM

Touche, douglas.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Bill Simmons from 2002 olympics

THUMBS UP ... for the medal ceremonies. Those never get old.
You know what scares me? Other than the Canadian and U.S. national anthems, the song that always gets me is the Russian anthem -- I keep having good-natured flashbacks to Ivan Drago and Nikolai Volkoff from the '80s. Hey, have you ever tried to sing along to the Russian anthem and made up fake words for it? Um ... me neither.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:20 AM

The Sports Guy reran the article yesterday

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:21 AM

The plagarism burn, its no haiku burn, but still fun

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:22 AM

7:00pm, wicks!

i was worried trivia would be cancelled because of valentines day, but apparently people that do bar trivia lack significant others. go figure.

and while I don't doubt that i am subconsciously reciting stuff I read on ESPN.com, I feel very strongly about singing along with the russian anthem (actually, i think it might be technically the soviet anthem because I don't think they played it in the 90s, but it was recently restored). Hell, big jay can vouch for the fact that I not only have the russian national anthem but also the russian navy hymn on my laptop.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:28 AM

well, now I'm just confused. i believe, if anything, i was ripping off an article I read four years ago without knowing it because i certainly didn't read it yesterday.

my apologizes. normally i am very considerate when i rip people off.

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 10:40 AM

maybe he'll kill himself on his own before we get a chance to:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11302827/

adrian on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 11:23 AM

A better version of Nirvana Teen Spirit

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/02/teenspirit.html

Marc on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 11:43 AM

I have but one test score to get back today. Hopefully I did well enough on it (I didn't finish it, half the class didn't finish it. So if I did well on what I DID finish and get some credit for the questions that I didn't complete... then hopefully I'll be an okay grade. (Everyone in that class thinks I'm the smarter, which I didn't care about...but now I don't want to prove them wrong.)

Got back another test, 96, and scored higher than the dude who is always talking in class. Rock on. Take that class participation dude.

There is a chance I won't make it to trivia tonight. It sucks because this maybe the first time of Church, beginning of the destruction of the G.I. Jews. I might make it. We'll see how it goes. I don't even get out of class until late anyway.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 11:55 AM

i find this strangely awesome: live carpet installation!

http://laurarey.ca/carpet/carpet.htm

(nothing is happening right now besides the person who install the webcam playing with a gerbil ball and a teddy bear)

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:11 PM

that's exciting, as if i didn't have enough boredom already today

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:14 PM

just what the world needs:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=614

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:17 PM

team name for tonight:
happy valentines day, booze! you always know what to get me: drunk

it needs work.

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:19 PM

I have something I want to say, but I don't want to piss anyone off, so I'm going to say it in german.
Ich glaube Herr Altheim hat ein anderer Geheimfreundin.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:22 PM

4 years of german don't fail me now:

I believe mr. oldheim? has another secret friend

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:24 PM

ah, i didn't know wtf Altheim was supposed to be. Or what Geheim was.

oh well, $10 gift certificate at wicks = 4 FREE DRINK FOR PHIL! WOoooooooooooooooo POW!

($2.50 imports on tuesdays, bitches!)

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:27 PM

alt is old

adrian on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:33 PM

I plan on making it to trivia tonight.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:33 PM

It's going to be a crew! Suck it GI Jews!

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:41 PM

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love....name2=Jagerbomb

a match made in heaven

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:42 PM

so who's marc's secret friend?

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:43 PM

*cough*bullshit*cough*
"Romantic love is not only an emotion, it's a basic mating drive, and it's stronger than the sex drive."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/cond...love/index.html

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 12:44 PM

Phil, how in the world did you come up with that?

Barry on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 1:12 PM

It's finally going to happen...my high school dream, I'm going to see her (though armed guards will likely keep me at a distance). I'm going to be at Mardi Gras and so will she. Of course it's not as cool now that she's damaged goods and I did waste 15 minutes of my life watching her reality show (I tried to make it through a whole episode, but it was just too painful...but she will be here.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...s.ap/index.html

Barry on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 1:15 PM

And why the hell do we get denied from the coaches poll when we win 7 straight and are 1st in the sec, but we lose 2 out of our last 3 (at bama and at florida) and we're now worthy of being ranked? What the fuck?

Barry on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:04 PM

They fucked up now...don't go after the Colonel.

Barry on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:05 PM

helps if you put the link on, although it appears that I am talking to myself anyway
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214...rophet_drawings

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:16 PM

college basketball is dead to me

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:19 PM

Damnit, I need better conversation. I'm getting bored.

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:32 PM

so i just signed up for a cornhole tournament at my work starting this afternoon. winner gets our company's suite at the bats game opening weekend. i'm so money

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:34 PM

When it becomes an olympic sport I am so there

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:35 PM

okay jay, here's a conversation:
let's say that, like, we have a nice day like today, and you can choose between playing golf at the nicest golf club in louisville, i mean with smooth greens and awesome fairways, but you have to play with a naked fat chick, or taking jagerbombs on a yacht, i mean the nicest yacht you can think of, with like its own kitchen and bar and surround sound, with three naked fat chicks, what would you do?

Jerome on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:44 PM

I challenged Phil to a game of "H-O-R-S-E" at lunchtime ... he kicked my ass. Keep this in mind ... Phil cannot be defeated from inside the arc.

adrian on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:47 PM

ummmm....yeah. I would be Phil left handed while receiving a hummer from Maria Sharapova.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:47 PM

mid range jumper, a lost artform

adrian on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:47 PM

beat Phil...correction to post above

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:49 PM

trivia turnout for tonight. I am a maybe. What do we got?

Marc on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:50 PM

Her name is Melissa, I met her when I was at Fourth Street Live one night getting my swerve on. I better not sing in front of her or she'll be smitten on me...just like all the others. If you all win tonight then some of these people should come again, like Church and Adrian. Ahh... I miss the Church and Adrian calling each other "gay" fights.

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:51 PM

so the shit talking has already commenced in regards to the cornhole tournament. needless to say, there's officially a bull's eye on my ass, partly because i've been running my mouth, and partly b/c people just like to look at my ass.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 2:53 PM

i think right now we are looking at:
myself
adrian
matt church
brent

and joe as a maybe.

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 3:02 PM

hey phil,
"muhna muhna"

adrian on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 3:05 PM

This lady dropped out some cupcakes at our office and of course i said to her...

"Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin."

She just looked at me and walked out of the kitchen. These cupcakes are fuckin' great!

adrian on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 3:07 PM

out = off..correction to post above. I cannot fucking type.

Phil on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 3:14 PM

http://www.sunidesus.net/MuppetManaMana.wmv

adrian on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 3:50 PM

doop doop do do do do do Muhnamana

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 3:51 PM

that damn monster has corrupted our office. People are walking around in all directions singing it. damn you muppet, damn you!!!

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 3:59 PM

Holy crap, did marc just fess up to a ladyfriend? Wow. I am impressed.

Jay on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 4:00 PM

Hmm... Do I make fun of the disabled woman or the woman driver. Desicions, desicions.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60214014

joe on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 4:04 PM

That chick in the motorized wheelchair is a beggar with no legs that asks for a leg up all the time. She patrols the 4th 5th Jefferson Liberty block. EMS has been called on her numerous times. She annoys the hell out of me.

adrian on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 4:05 PM

You know how i know your gay...You have a sticker on your car that reads "I Love Balls".

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 4:27 PM

this is a great basketball chant:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5331874

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 4:28 PM

you know what's funny about the wheelchair lady article, the writer went out of the way to note the Indiana license plate

douglas on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 5:47 PM

i am victorious in round 1, a bludgeouning of 22-6

Brent on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 at 11:08 PM

Parenting is fun

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_..._id=kKGxaol4qws

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 12:31 AM

Brent, mark my words, they are going to find that kid's dad cut up into small pieces and in about 4 Hefty bags scattered along I-95 in about 10 years.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 12:36 AM

Phil, the upriver and automotive version of what I did to your bathroom on Halloween:

1. Cincinnati Car Bomb

The act of taking a dump inside of a car.When I saw that decrepit geezer rolling across the parking lot laughing devilishly, I realized that parking in the handicap spot with my windows down had caused me to become a victim of the dreaded Cincinnati Car Bomb.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 12:55 AM

Fuck it, I'm on a roll. Couple of new defs up on UD:

Cave Crickets
Leaving piles of shit all over someone's bathroom floor because you were blitzed on beer and Jager-bombs, and you couldn't find a light switch or the toilet for that matter. Bonus points for landing Bathtub Bombs and Trashcan Treats in an attempt to find something round and porcelain to hang your ass over.
I got plowed at the pub, got 5 numbers, got a ride home, and left Cave Crickets all over the bathroom floor of some nice person since I was falling down drunk and some asshole put the light switch behind the bathroom door. I had shit from wall to wall in that place...and no square inch of linoleum was spared.
Source: Stinkin' Lincoln, Louisville

Louisville Lapdance
A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.
The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.

Marc on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:01 AM

Hey Joe, Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar) may be your lost love. She's a mathematician, and she discovered her own theorem. (Chayes-McKellar-Winn theorem)
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/...storyId=5201825

Jay on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 7:52 AM

Wade, do me a favor, and never post again.

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 9:13 AM

Wade, per our conversation at trivia, stripper glitter would be way better then a louisville lap dance.

douglas on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 9:40 AM

so i have a bone to pick with sesame street. watching the dvd with my almost 2-year old daughter, and oscar the grouch comes on and sings a song called "I Love Garbage," where he basically lists all kinds of trash that he loves. Okay, that's fine, it's going well, until he decides to say he loves "rusty trombones."

this is fucking sesame street, i don't ever want my daughter to know what that shit means, or even hear that phrase, and you can't tell me the writers of that shit didn't know what it meant. they're all laughing about this shit.

Jay on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Earmuffs, douglas...Sesame St. just jumped up a couple of notches in my book.

douglas on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 9:54 AM

Children's programmers are sick. There's a DragonTales song that goes "just put your lips together and blow." Everybody knows about the Aladdin thing where he says 'good girls have sex,' and something with 'the lion king' where the clouds are having sex or something like that.

douglas on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 9:55 AM

don't get me wrong, it's funny as shit, but when you're watching it with your kid and it comes out of nowhere, hearing rusty trombone on sesame street will take you by surprise. i had to rewind it to make sure i heard it right

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 9:58 AM

not to mention this kid show: http://waxy.org/random/video/kidshow2.wmv

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 10:01 AM

the aladdin one is something like all good teenagers take off there clothes.

Jay on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Happy birthdays to Matt Groening and milf Jane Seymour.

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 10:08 AM

hmmm, that's video didn't even work for me. try this one instead if it doesn't work for you: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow2.html

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 10:20 AM

Hey douglas, bellarmine has a DH in West Georgia this weekend, you miss it at all?

douglas on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 10:35 AM

believe it or not, yes i do, i knew the start of the season was coming up soon. i was talking to scrog about it yesterday.

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 10:39 AM

I understand the general concept behing rusty trombone being a sexual thing such as the dirty sanchez, but what exactly is the rusty trombone? Also, isn't alice in wonderland all screwed up?

douglas on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 10:53 AM

the rusty trombone is when a girl is licking your asshole while reaching around to jack you off at the same time

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 11:06 AM

fantastic

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 11:27 AM

why don't people understand that when I am at work I don't want to think. I don't mind plugging your numbers for you, but they don't pay me to think while I do it.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Jay, I have a duty and an obligation to educate the masses. I like to think of myself as an evangelist of that which is unsaid. Wait till I define the "Frank In the Tank" otherwise known as "The Brown-sided Backhand."

adrian on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Oh Phil, i just checked my source code for that lawyer site that i did and two of my awesome variable/function names where:

$whodisbe - variable name to pull the lawyers name
getmysubgroupsyo() - function to pull category subgroups.

Some lady from wyatt tarrant and combs as going through the source code and called me up and asked me what was getmysubgroupsyo().

adrian on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Just found some more variable names:

$wahwawahwahwah - variable name was suppose to be a reference to the grown up talk in charlie brown.

$datareaper - just sounded funny

$arrayMePlease - array name

adrian on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Oh and my favorite

$whatchatalkinboutwilis - had to deal with a guestbook system

Jay on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 12:37 PM

Wade, you have already explained Frank in the Tank to me. Why does everything have to be about bodily excretions?

Jay on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Wow. Apparently I completely killed the conversation.

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:11 PM

I am leaning towards Adrian's computer lingo as the culprit.

Brock on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:14 PM

I have a better convo killer. I'm planning to come back to Louisville this weekend for the first time since New Years, any plans?

Jay on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:16 PM

I'm sure we can think of something Brock. And I think I need to look into this, because, let's be honest, I am retarded when it comes to women.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/02/1...s.ap/index.html

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:24 PM

Jay, you teach them the Brownside Backhand on your second date too.

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:26 PM

I don't understand the workplace. A guy makes a crack about me going to the classy strip clubs (7th street). I respond with, "that is where I met your mom." why am I the bad guy here? Why am I the one being threatened for crossing a line? I call self defense here.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Wow.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsa....xml&rpc=22

Barry on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:53 PM

Classic LSU paper cover title.
http://www.tigerweekly.com/

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 2:55 PM

Top 10 Sci-Fi movies (that never existed)

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com...whatisthematrix

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 3:18 PM

awesome jordan commercial (via the sports guy's links): http://www.nike.com/jumpman23/home/index.jsp

click on the icon between the shoes, then the upper-left-square, then "watch"

douglas on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 3:43 PM

final four of the cornhole tournament, semifinals in 20 minutes...

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Your lucky i don't work there.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Damn that Karma, gets you everytime. Just ask Earl J. Hickey.

http://www.longmontfyi.com/Local-Story.asp?id=6219

Jay on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 3:58 PM

That Italian leader is tasteless and tactless. I love it. Although he does sound kind of like a douche.

Jay on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 4:00 PM

It looks like the Louisville Lapdance has made it to south carolina. But apparently the strippers there LOVE McDonalds.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/15/m...d.ap/index.html

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 4:14 PM

Someone say something interesting. I am bored out of my mind.

Phil on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 4:16 PM

uh, there is a paper rock scissors contest at o'shea's on thursday.

here's an article on some advanced "Roshambo" play: http://www.worldrps.com/index.php?o...3&Itemid=28

joe on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 4:23 PM

paper rock scissors awesome

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 4:35 PM

What is sad, we actually studied this when I was in Seymour.

Barry on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 4:45 PM

so, does anyone have the new swimsiut issue?

douglas on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 4:58 PM

I am victorious! I got the company suite at the opening bats game. Too bad I may have another job by then

douglas on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 4:58 PM

cornhole is the shit

douglas on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 at 4:58 PM

no pun intended

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 7:55 AM

I got the swimsuit issue, not bad. Sharapova isn't that hot compared to all the models. When cornhole becomes an olympic sport I have a future.

Jerome on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 8:03 AM

Could Eric Crouch be the next Doug Flutie?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2332065

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 8:17 AM

this is the comeback i am interested in

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2330897

douglas on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 9:50 AM

slow news day huh?

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 9:52 AM

mike davis hahahahaha. Go hoosiers!!

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 9:55 AM

Tony and Dwight just played 4 hours of AC/DC

douglas on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 9:58 AM

i actually like mike davis and think he's getting a bad rap.

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:01 AM

he wants out

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Interesting read.

http://www.forbes.com/entrepreneurs...ostitution.html

douglas on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:22 AM

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread allover
the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box,
then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger."

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he
sighed,......................

Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

Jay on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:25 AM

Dumb blonde jokes are never passe.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Wow - this is actually kinda scary if you think about it.

http://www.thecouriermail.news.com....8^36399,00.html

Jay on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:37 AM

I think that guy just wrote a "Law & Order" script.

Jay on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Happy 60th birthday to Jeremy "Boba Fett" Bulloch. He's almost as old as my dad.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Adrian and Church - probably the only ones who care.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...s.ap/index.html

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Ice T is 48 today

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Levar Burton is 49

douglas on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 11:20 AM

man, ice t's old, but he's still pimpin' at 48, have you seen his wife? he's got himself a busty white girl

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Does this statement seem a little off? An underwriter told me her "head would fall off if it wasn't attached." What the hell?

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Is ice T's chick that CoCo ex porn star?

douglas on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 11:43 AM

yup, and have you never heard that phrase?

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 11:48 AM

lose my head if it wasn't attached I have heard

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 11:51 AM

it could be them just trying to be funny in an ironic type of way.

or they could be stupid.

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 11:56 AM

Ozzie Guillen on A-Rod:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2332682

Jay on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 12:24 PM

What's phil going to do if he can't get to Oshea's?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60216001

Jay on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 12:37 PM

If I make it to 84, I want to be this guy.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Wing Commander on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Who cares about door knobs and ceiling fans up in smoke, what about the lingerie shop next door and the hot chick that works in there? Is she OK? Where is the reporting on human life? Is all the media cares about material things nd death? What about that girl and her beautiful highlighted hair, her 34C-24-34 figure, those wonderful tits, those pouty lips and the bedroom eyes...I digress. Why didn't anyone call me on this, I am sure she needed someone to hold onto, and instead of me, some volunteer firefighter was holding that nice piece of ass. Goddamnit, this just ruined my day!

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 1:29 PM

See Joe you should have acted like you were horribly insulted and taken her straight to HR. Tell them that you thought it was a sexual advance about her wanting to give head. Fuck Powerball - you would have been sitting pretty with Chase money.

Then you could have sat on your ass all day and get paid. So in reality, you already do that - but you would get one big lump sum payment.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 1:39 PM

They are never gonna catch this dog unless they entice it with food. A whippet can run 35.5 miles an hour. And what is really funny is they want to capture this dog because it is a Westminster Dog Show winner (similar to winning the NCAA basketball championship in the dog world).

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060216..._ot/missing_dog

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060216..._ot/missing_dog

Barry on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:04 PM

I don't know what made me think of this, but it has to go on the list of all time great celebrity burns. Roseanne once insinuated (on the view, or oprah, or some other shitty show) that Tom Arnold was "small." Tom's response, "Yeah well, even a 747 looks small when its flying over the Grand Canyon." Anyone else think of great celebrity burns?

Barry on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:07 PM

joe...relative?
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RES03/602160305

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:07 PM

When Tommy Lee gave Pam Anderson Hepatitis

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:08 PM

not that I know of.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:09 PM

New Lara Croft.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,185078,00.html

Wing Commander on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Have to say it...those are nice guns.

Jay on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:42 PM

For once I agree with you, commander.

douglas on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:45 PM

this is what UofL missed out on
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5335122

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:45 PM

unknown? she was Sacrificial Maiden in AVP! Gosh.

Jay on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 2:51 PM

I will say, she does seem to be contorting her body in a weird fasion in the picture. Maybe she can do that in the sac. Oh right!

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:05 PM

I need to consult with some musically competent people. Is collective soul Christian music? I claimed they have Christian tendencies but I would not call their music Christian.

Phil on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:06 PM

(b-mac voice) I don't know guys...it looks like she's got a little extra around the waist. she's not really a ten.

http://img.hexus.net/v2/gaming/scre.../lara_small.jpg

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:10 PM

a ten a fucking ten

Barry on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:20 PM

i wouldn't throw her off of me

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:38 PM

4th street is advertising the shortest mardi gras parade. You think it is a parade of midgets?

Barry on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:51 PM

was that quaestion directed specifically at me? bec. i haven't heard anything.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Philco - I think that is due to the body contorting. Atleast it better be because she is a model, unless she is a plus sized model..and i honestly doubt that.

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Open question to anybody. A parade of midgets would be awesome. Sorry Wade, but I would have to watch a parade of midgets.

Jay on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Joe, I never thought collective soul was part of the god squad, like twelve stones, scott stapp, evanescense, 1000 ft crutch, and bands like that. Although if I heard more of their music, I could make a more informed desicion. And I'm guessing the parade has nothing to do with little people.

Jay on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Is davis resigning? They have a story about it on c-j, but it all looks like speculation. can anyone give me a more definitive answer?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 3:59 PM

Yes - at the end of the year.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 4:00 PM

And time for my favorite model.

Yamila Diaz Rahi - aka that girl on Burket's refrigerator.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fe...a_diazrahi.html

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 4:01 PM

the section with the veterans in the swimsuit issue is great

Barry on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 4:03 PM

i'm partial to marissa miller
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fe...isa_miller.html

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 4:03 PM

she has big boobs

joe on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 4:04 PM

there is a new chick brooklyn who is hot

Bigworm on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 5:15 PM

Defending "The Office" - Baron you might want to read.

http://www.slate.com/id/2135824/?GT1=7838

Wing Commander on Thursday, February 16, 2006 at 9:52 PM

Sure have the little SOB's in for a parade, it concentrates them in one spot for my "Day of Reckoning" I have planned for them.

Marc on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:02 AM

Shit, get me one of these
http://www.rapidnewswire.com/fordhybrid.htm

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 8:58 AM

Happy Birthday Paris Hilton (25), Denise Richards (35) and Jerry O'Connell (32)

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Also, Michael Jordan is (43). Apparently the courier journal doesn't find this important. Stupid newspaper.

Jay on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 9:52 AM

What are the chances we can get MJ to take a class a bellarmine and play IM basketball with us? That would be awsome.

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 10:56 AM

we need an intramural team for something

douglas on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:04 AM

joe, what are you doing tonight? u feel like going to 4th st? i have to go to lucky strike after work and get drunk

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:05 AM

What is at lucky strike tonight?

Phil on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:06 AM

http://nsconanb.ytmnd.com/

douglas on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:08 AM

company thing, regardless, i'm going to be drunk come 9/10 o'clock

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:10 AM

It is Cuban's birthday this weekend so he wanted to do something this weekend sometime. Bmac mentioned skiing tomorrow. So, we might go out tonight for his birthday and ski tomorrow.

douglas on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:12 AM

let's go out then...

douglas on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:16 AM

unless you want to take him to a disney movie, in which case i won't go to lucky strike...

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:21 AM

I kinda like the disney movie idea.

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Anyone interested in skiing we are going leaving to go to Perfect North slopes at 4 pm tomorrow.

Bigworm on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:49 AM

never beein skiing before..but I think I will pass.

douglas on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:54 AM

i need more notice to do that

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 11:58 AM

we just decided in the past hour to do this

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 12:11 PM

Chris and Joanna have committed to skiing

Jay on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 12:18 PM

They're also committed to a life-long relationship. Stupid bastards.

Jay on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 12:21 PM

This guy at lunch just asked me about the Bambi walk. After telling the frankfortians about it, they decided to come up with a frankfort version. The same guy said we were going to have to do that sometime, but since I'm so much bigger than he is, I have to drink two at everybar for his one. I wasn't quite sure how many, and was a little nervous about it, but then he said it was only seven bars, and I said "that's doable". All this was in front of our director, by the way.

Bigworm on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Well how many bars are in frankfort? 3 bars times 2 shots = 6 drinks. Maybe if you did that like 5 times..then that would be a good time.

Bigworm on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 12:33 PM

Xota count me in, if we are invited of course.

Jay on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Alright, you're in. And this headline just sounds like porn waiting to happen.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT
Giggity giggity giggity

Barry on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 12:59 PM

what's the bambi walk again?

Bigworm on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 1:03 PM

Haha..sucker..time for Natty sci to invade frankfort. The Governor won't know what hit him.

Barry on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 1:04 PM

maybe you guys should go here tonight. looks like a lively place.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ENE04/602170335

Phil on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 1:33 PM

nothing makes friday better than a sports guy mailbag
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060217

Barry on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 1:37 PM

thanks phil for saving yet another conversation that I killed (think Chris Farley and the biscuit in Tommy Boy). Vote for your favorite swimsuit model.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si...mpus/index.html

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 1:48 PM

What a great mailbag

Phil on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 1:51 PM

I'm glad to see Bill is on board with my Friends / How I Met Your Mother theory.

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 1:57 PM

the show will die when they neuter the men

douglas on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 2:00 PM

i don't see barney getting neutered

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 2:06 PM

the near hookup with robin almost neutered him, but he recovered strong

Jay on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 2:16 PM

I just like the fact that he compared J.J. Redick to Billy Zabka.

Jay on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 2:18 PM

Yeah, I can see How I Met Your Mother going into a free fall of ballessness, if the writers don't keep the current balance. And, for the love of god, they can't pull a "Chandler and Monica" with Robin and Barney. An episode where they have drunk sex could be funny, but a relationship would be disaterous.

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:03 PM

anyone familiar with this movie?

http://imdb.com/title/tt0084786/quotes

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Read in this how the band formed. Classy. Also, move the cursor over the top links like bio and see the mouse. Can we get one that looks like a shocker?

http://www.trivium.org/bio.php

Phil on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:18 PM

I *think* I might have seen They Call Me Bruce once in high school, but I'm not too sure. It sounds familiar.

Of course, any cult classic kung-fu movie is good in my book if they recommend New Jack City to go along with it.

Marc on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:31 PM

I don't know if I ever saw They Call Me Bruce, but I remember seeing They Still Call Me Bruce many times as a kid, but I can't remember anthing about it.

Brock on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:44 PM

My parents are apparently wealthy all of a sudden, so they are going to Chicago for the weekend. Thus, I'm going to pass on heading to Louisville this weekend. However, I may be up for some breaking of knees, I mean skiing. I tried it once in Colorado and spent most of the time lying on my back, so why not do it again?

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:47 PM

it isn't so bad on these fake slopes at perfect north. Not as bad at all.

Jay on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:58 PM

I have now been officially challenged to out drink my co-workers. I know I can, because even though i'm in the bottom 10% of natty sci drinkers, that still puts me in the top 1% overall. While we were talking about it, one guy said "14 shots of what?" and I said "Whatever" and then another guy said "151?" So, yeah, I'll need a new liver by the end of the summer.

Marc on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 3:59 PM

Promise me that if Cuban is sloshing gracefully around the slopes, OR if he akss how he's doing you must reply. "LOOKING GOOD!"

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 4:00 PM

the cuban on skis jokes write themselves

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 4:02 PM

has anybody else heard butthole surfers on the fox recently? I have heard it 3 times this week

adrian on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 4:11 PM

i am saying 14 shots of 151 = death. Test it out Jay.

joe on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 4:12 PM

a new olympic event

Marc on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 4:35 PM

in the past, 6 shots of 151 would have Marc on the Burkett floor. Not puking, not unconscious, but laying on the floor while trying to carry on a conversation because I couldn't stand up. Ahh good times.

Marc on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 4:37 PM

But that was always six shots BEFORE we went out, so maybe it was always in a couple hours of time. Spaced out maybe have been different.

douglas on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 4:48 PM

either way it's putting hair on your balls

Bigworm on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 4:49 PM

14 shots of 151, is equivalent to 23.5 shots of 90 proof whiskey. Tip the bottle boys!

Jerome on Friday, February 17, 2006 at 10:50 PM

Did anyone see the American snowboarding chick hot doggin' it?!?!? Bye bye, gold medal!!

Phil on Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 12:55 PM

i saw a link to this online comic. it's pretty weird, but this made me laugh: http://www.boasas.com/?c=608

Phil on Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 2:02 PM

Btw, I got my laptop plugged up to me TV, which means Sega Genesis and SNES games on the plasma. Good times.

I played NBA Jam last night on a 42" TV. It was the most beautiful thing these eyes have ever seen.

Church on Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 2:47 PM

Wes, following up the post about the Italian t-shirt http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4726204.stm

Phil on Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 8:01 PM

I made some changes. Well, I rewrote the whole damn site. You can't tell by looking at it, but the entire system that drives this piece of shit has been rewritten.

three most noticable changes:
if you screw up posting, it won't take you to the top of the page with the error message all the way at the bottom.

http://www.nattysci.com/statsAndStuff.aspx
stats and stuff

http://www.nattysci.com/newuser.aspx
holy crap, it exists

let me know if anything weird happens...

Wing Commander on Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 10:29 PM

"I've left out people with less than 10 posts so that people like that one chick who showed up looking for her long lost friend aren't included." Her friend has been found and it is my pants.

Wing Commander on Saturday, February 18, 2006 at 10:30 PM

in my pants damnit. beer.

Phil on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 2:23 AM

(b-mac voice) So, say this girl was a ten, right? And she had herpies. But you knew she was going to be the girl of your dreams...you think she's worth it? How painful is hepries anyways?

Jay on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 4:21 AM

So, I just got a call from marc a little while ago. He is wasted. It was hilarious.
(b-mac voice) So I was watching the movie hero, and it sucked because the fight scenes were gay, but I only watched like five minutes of it. How can you like that movie jay?
(big J) B-mac, on your level, you are completely right. There is no possible way for me to explain it to you.

Bigworm on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 12:07 PM

I have seen the movie Hero and I did like it.

Brock on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 12:07 PM

Kudos to Philco for re-establishing the Stats page. I'm sure that isn't instantly updated, but its still fun to go through.

What I'm really curious of though, is how many visitors from Trinidad and Tabago we've had vist?

Brock on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 12:10 PM

I know some of you clowns were watching the UofL-Syracuse game last night. Did anyone notice that McNamarra's parents gave him the nickname of Gizzy. They were calling him G-Mac, but after that, he's going to be forever known as Jizz-Mac... or White trash bastard. I know Chris and I prefer the latter.

Brock on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 12:14 PM

Holy crap! Its always fun to watch a little guy dunk, but when he dunks over-top the best little dunker of all time, then you have to stand up.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/...tory?id=2335760

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 1:10 PM

nic work phil

joe on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 1:22 PM

the best part about the hero and the herpes b mac comments is that they are quotes from the man himself at wicks last night. it doesn't get much better.

Phil on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 1:42 PM

the stats update on the fly.

Brent on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Phil on the stats page, you either mispelled Saturday or forgot that Saturday exists b/c you are usually a drunken stupor on the Shabbos.

"SHOMER SHABBOS!"

Jay on Sunday, February 19, 2006 at 4:28 PM

Thanks, Wes. Now try explaining the movie to BMac.

Jay on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 7:56 AM

I talked to marc last night. He didn't remember calling me at 3:30 in the morning. I can't believe I was the last person to post. Maybe it's for the best so I can get my stats up.

Phil on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 9:35 AM

wow, only one post from 7:30-9:30am, and it wasn't from Joe.

and brock, just for you. You can get stats by going here:
http://maxstats033.maximumasp.com/login/login.asp

and using the username NattySci with the password of CrazedBuffalo. It's empty right now, but it will soon be filled with data...

Jay on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Happy Birthday to Lauren "Denise Fleming" Ambrose and Cindy "Still a MILF" Crawford. Can you believe she is 40?

Phil on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 10:08 AM

ah, it's presidents day. Joe must have the day off. Everything makes so much more sense to me now.

douglas on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 10:56 AM

yup, joe's off today, bastard, so it's just a few of us here today

douglas on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 10:58 AM

joe told me about the bmac comment and it's truly a great comment, wish i was there to hear it, i'll have to call him later and ask him about it. joe told me everyone else started laughing their ass off, i guess you're not as used to it as we are.

Phil on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 11:29 AM

he didn't even get out his comment before i was on the floor laughing. it was like he was doing an impersonation of marc doing his b-mac impersonation.

legendary.

adrian on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 11:35 AM

I have been looking for the SNL cowbell skit video for a while now and finally found it.

http://www.break.com/index/ferrellcowbell.html

Jay on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 11:43 AM

We were talking about a girl with herpes, and that's when BMac said "So say there's a chick whos a total 10" and before he even finished, phil, joe, and I knew where he was going, and Phil and I were cracking up.

Jay on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Phil, I've had all those songs from ytmnd stuck in my head.

"...Having a wonderful time!"
"Ninja stole my bike"
"BANG BANG. BANG BANG. BANG BANG. Feuer Frei!"

BANG BANG.

douglas on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 12:06 PM

nip alert! 5th picture:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=628

Brock on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 12:09 PM

Since Phil did an overhaul on the website, did anyone else notice the hyperlinks open the link in the same page and no longer open a new page like it used to? Just curious if anyone else is having that issue, or if its just this browser.

douglas on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 12:16 PM

i noticed it

Phil on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 12:20 PM

opps, let me fix that...

Jay on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 12:22 PM

Who is the picture of, douglas? I don't really want to get fired for looking at banned material, but I could still use it for my spank bank.

douglas on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 12:23 PM

jenna jameson and jenny mccarthy at their halloween party in vegas, the one where jenna told howard stern they fucked in the bathroom. jenny's denying it, but there's a picture of jenna in black leather with part of her nip popping out.

Phil on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 1:04 PM

The Sports Guy on the All-Star game: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060217

I'm kinda dissapointed he didn't mention the celebrity basketball game, where they teamed up people like Detective Stabler from Law & Order : SVU, Little Bow-Wow and Ice Cube with a WNBA player. Highlights included little Bow-Wow getting a steal and then getting his show thrown into the crowd on the layup attempt, and Ice Cube taking Becky Hammon from the WNBA off the dribble for a layup.

Barry on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 1:31 PM

somebody needs to call joe and harrass him every 30 minutes. spike is having the swimsuit issue marathon today...so if you don't stop him, he'll spend the whole day beating it...and his vision will be like mine.

Barry on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 1:35 PM

that a way ricky
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...test/index.html

douglas on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 2:05 PM

phil, here's the sports guy link to the new article, the one you posted was to last week's mailbag:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060220

Jay on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 2:14 PM

I was having trouble posting earlier. Let's see if it is fixed now.

Jay on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Sweet action. Phil, I know how I met your mother is a rerun, but do you know which episode? I may still watch it.

Phil on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 2:40 PM

i believe tonight is the new years episode.

Brock on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 3:11 PM

Ok, here's the problem with them suspending Ricky Williams for failing drug tests... HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY! They are playing right into his will by forcing him to sit when he fails drug tests. They need to change the rule to fines and caning or something. Otherwise, he's getting the best of both worlds, getting high/not playing and getting paid for it.

Phil on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 3:40 PM

censored porn: http://censoredporn.ytmnd.com/

safe for work...kinda.

Jay on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 3:58 PM

I might watch it again then. I could use a good psyching up.

adrian on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 4:05 PM

Here are two videos

Baseball - top ten mound charges (Nolan and Ventura #1)
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1664249/

Lions vs Hyenas (Hyenas thought they had it won until the Male Lion shows up...kick ass)
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1664253/

Wing Commander on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 6:03 PM

Guys, FYI for proper sword selection the next time you need to clear out a bar:

http://www.doubleviking.com/?page_id=11001

Brent on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 6:47 PM

Just finished watching the top ten pitcher/batter brawls and can only come away with MLB players are pussy's only second to NBA players. What the fuck? You throw a punch (pitch) expect to be charged and defend yourself or vice/versa; but nooooo, all your buddies have to jump in and save your pansy ass for starting something you didnt have the nuts to finish.

Thank god for hockey!

Wing Commander on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 11:23 PM

Is this what you want Marc? Is this what you want?:

http://www.alldumb.com/item/23704/

Wing Commander on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 12:54 AM

I can't sleep. Fuckin Germany:

http://media.putfile.com/99-Luftballons85

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 7:52 AM

half the time in baseball you are beaning a guy in defense of one of your guys beaning you. When I threw at somebody there were no hard feelings between me and the batter. My guy gets beaned I am going to bean one of their guys. I am getting my players back so they should have mine. Like the words of Pedro Cerrano, "you bring that shit to me man!"

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 7:53 AM

What kind of man has a diary?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europ...rles/index.html

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 8:38 AM

could someone post the internet video "you just got kicked in the nuts"

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 9:46 AM

Start on Feb 15th of Rex Morgan and start reading. Here's a link to the Houston Chronicals Archive:
http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/sh...name=Rex_Morgan

and for some reason, they don't have the sunday comic online, so here's a copy of that: http://joshreads.com/images/0602/i0...19rexmorgan.jpg

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 9:55 AM

are you going to start posting Cathy comics next?

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 9:57 AM

At my work, we have just been discussing the new Lara Croft over email. A whole week after the Natty Sci discussion. We're also talking about the Dragon Stagger (the Frankfort version of the bambi walk that we are going to invent) and about all the inappropriate things I say when I'm drunk.

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 10:02 AM

if cathy degenerates into homoerotic overtones, you bet I'll start posting them. Rex Morgan? More like Gay Sex Morgan.

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 10:09 AM

I'd like to wish a VERY happy birthday to Jennifer Love Hewitt. The second Can't Hardly Wait birthday in as many days. That's my sign!

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 10:20 AM

does anyone know anything about a new guns n roses song? I heard it on the radio and they gave no news except it was new gunners. Who all is it?

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 10:27 AM

A pack of heynas is pretty badass..but not as badass as a single male lion. Good video age.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Jay - anyone who has a blog - that is an electronic diary, IMHO!

Ah funny stuff right there, if you weren't at trivia you wouldn't know.

And for the record, do not bet against Germany!

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 10:32 AM

New t-shirt for Marc. Sorry couldn't find a Tapanga one.

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirts/kellykapowski

Barry on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 10:33 AM

ricky, you so crazy
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.html

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Wes, I didn't really understand your last post.

Barry on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 11:16 AM

good read
http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/to...o&type=lgns

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 11:23 AM

That article was pretty good, Barry. Well done.

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Here is a follow up to an article posted by Barry a couple of weeks ago.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/21/fu...s.ap/index.html

Although the circumstances are bizzare, I have to say, score one for the good guys. (In case you're wondering, the bikers are good guys in my book)

douglas on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 11:35 AM

it's non-consensual sex, not rape:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=639

Marc on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Yup, i'd have non-consensual sex wit her. I mean......... I love you Jessica Alba. And damn me for agreeing with Paul Walker.

(B-Mac Voice) I... I don't know guys, she's pretty hot.
(B-Mac Voice) I... I don't know guys, I think she smokes.
(B-Mac Voice) I... I don't know guys, I think that's rape.
I'm just guessing our boy would say one of those 3.

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 11:56 AM

(BMac voice)So say there's this chick who's a total 10, right? But she is totally trashed and passed out, and there's a cop right there? Would you do it

-->Answer no "You mean, you would pass up sex with a total ten?"

-->Answer yes "You mean, you would rape a girl just cause she's hot?"

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 12:00 PM

I just remembered my favorite B-Mac conversation. It was one of the first times B Mac had been to my house. I think it was Steve Vessels and Ryan Work also, two guys on the baseball team that only Douglas would know. B Mac was coming up with different places in my house to nail a chick.

Bmac said...Have you ever walked into the kitchen and a chick is looking in the fridge, bent over, and she looks back at you, ever so seductively, and you just start nailing her in the fridge.

Marc on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 12:03 PM

You know, that one actually does sound kinda hot. Whenever I get my own place I'm gonna do that one. Think it'll get the nipples popping, and you can shove her face in the bucket of cool whip when your done ( or whatever condiment you choose.)

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 12:09 PM

it has to be ever so seductive though

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 12:09 PM

I think Bmac needs to write a romance novel

douglas on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 12:34 PM

b-mac's romance novel:

so there's this hot chick, i mean a total 12 on a scale of 10, like porn star hot, right, and you walk into the kitchen where she's bent over looking in the fridge. she turns around looks ever so seductively at you, so you walk up and bone her from behind in the fridge. and i mean her ass is like no other ass you've ever seen, and like, and like, she's kinda dirty too, so she asks you to spank her. but you don't know what to do b/c u don't want to spank her too hard, cuz like, she might get pissed and, i don't know, slam the refrigerator door on your dick, but you like want to really bad b/c this chick is smoking hot, so you start out by tapping it ever so softly, and she tells you harder, and you do, and then like she says it again, so you leave a hand print on her ass, and get this, she likes it even more. so you keep smacking her ass, but you start getting turned off b/c you realize this chick, she's not really a keeper. i mean, would a keeper like her ass smacked in front of the fridge. and then, what's worse, you realize she has a tiny tattoo on her ankle, and only sluts have tattoos. i mean, guys, you can't take a chick home to your mom that has a tattoo and likes ass sex in the fridge

douglas on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 12:37 PM

conclusion:

so after you bone this chick, you like, buy her a cheap dvd for valentine's day and never call her

Church on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Phil, are you playing trivia at Wicks tonight?

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 12:48 PM

i'll be there. marcus will be a little late. brent will probably be there too. anyone else is more than welcome to head on up there and avenge our crushing defeat from last week.

Brock on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 1:03 PM

Once again, kudos to Douglas for the hilarity! So when are you getting fired?

Brock on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 1:14 PM

Thanks to Phil, I now know that the second most interested country besides the US in NattySci.com is the UK, with Canada coming a close third. Well, technically, the second most is "unknown," so maybe we have Klingon or Martian visitors that do not equate to Earth nationality... durp!

Also of note, the Netherlands is behind Canada, maybe all those references to Amsterdam brought them here. Well, if you are from Amsterdam, looking at this site, invite me over... I want to go to Amsterdam!

Brock on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 1:22 PM

I'm bored, my manuscript is done and I'm waiting for some minor revisions so I can submit the bastard and be one step closer to graduating, so I'm addicted to the Stats page:

Keyword searches:
1. ralph maccio - Apparently we are the designated Karate Kid fan club.
2. beastialty - I blame this on Church's return to posting, he's been obsessed with goats and banging farm animals forever. You can quit smoking and drinking, but not naked chickens... come on.
3. what should i eat for lunch - This gives me a great idea, maybe Marc and Adrian should start writing reviews of various lunch dining options, and how to stretch an hour lunch break into 2 hours.
4. long haired freaky people need not apply - BARON, get a haircut, you bastard!
5. i hate babies - who doesn't?
6. you have 8 balls. one of them is defective and weighs less than others. you have - Is this a B-mac proverb?

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 1:34 PM

bmac told me he quit talking to amanda, dvd chick from the romance novel, after we told him if he keeps it up he will get her pregnant.

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 1:40 PM

so the best buy in st. matthews has xbox 360s again.

$399
+$99 for wireless adapter
+$39 for extra controller
+$59 for game
= minimum $600 investment here...

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 1:46 PM

has anybody seen the video for twisted transistor by Korn? That video is awesome.
http://music.yahoo.com/ar-254202-videos--Korn

Brock on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Joe, are you thinking about T-shirts for "Blow Up St. Matthews" this year? I bring this up b/c (well, for one, I'm bored) the New Years T-shirt was a flop and maybe some well-planned, far in advance ideas could produce a pretty cool shirt.

Church on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Beastiality, funny Brock. Just because the academy overlooked your performance in Brokeback Mountain as the cowboy gimp is no reason to be bitter

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:20 PM

I always knew there was something special about taht Phillie's team

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/merc...ts/13892602.htm

Marc on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Supposedly Turner said he has trivia at Bearnos (downtown) on sundays. and this sunday will be a Oscar-inspired almost all movies question night. I am considering going because... c'mon... i'm gonna whoop some ass at that. and anyone there would be able to share the prize money. If church can come that would be helpful. because he often had my back on movie questions.

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:32 PM

bastard had it coming

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/21/t...r.ap/index.html

adrian on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:33 PM

I am going to try and make it up to trivia. Its @ 7:00 right?

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:35 PM

What's your name?
Amanda
What's your last name?
Hugginkiss

Joe knows what I'm talking about.

Marc on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:38 PM

yup 7 tonight. I'll be up there as soon as i can, when i get out of class.

Hey if anybody wants to I won a party at Sully's at 4th Street. I don't really plan on going unless someone else does because I went to Doug's party there on Saturday and drank way too much. I puked, which is rare for me. But I will go if anyone wants to. Although it is an early start. here are the details.

"Your COMPLEMENTARY Happy Hour is scheduled for Friday, March 3rd, 2006.

Your drinks are completely on us from 6pm-8pm!! You are welcome to invite as many friends and co-workers as you like (the more the merrier!!!). The drink special for anyone else is $10 all you can drink wells house mixed drinks and domestic draft beer. Also, if you bring 10 or more guests you will receive a $25 gift certificate for dinner and drinks!"

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:39 PM

7:00PM at wicks. $2.50 imports, and if last week is any indication it is also "only pay for like 25% of the shit you ordered" night too.

douglas on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:43 PM

brock, i won't actually get fired, cuz believe it or not, i'm actually pretty good at my job. in between talking to you fucks online all day, i actually make a few dollars. the question is, when am i guitting, and that i don't have a definite answer to yet, but i am in the process of looking.

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 2:49 PM

this had to be one of the worst years in baseball history

http://asp.usatoday.com/sports/base....aspx?year=1992

douglas on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:03 PM

the goat incident, this is a great idea gone horribly wrong:
http://www.wbko.com/news/headlines/2323446.html

douglas on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:09 PM

whaddaya know, a hot golfer, who'd a thunk it?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...testWomen?num=5

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:11 PM

i like the fact that the hazing for the agg. frat was to make them have sex with a goat. it is even funnier to me because I'd like to think some good ol' boy said something along the lines of "come on you fairies, who hasn't gotten off on a goat or sheep!" and now that it was all one big joke he looks pretty stupid.

this also sounds like the beginning of a Law & Order : SVU episode.

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Cristie Kerr is also hot.

here's a photo of her winning an LPGA event: http://www.drewvogel.com/gallery2/d/6670-2/aby.jpg

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:21 PM

a coworker on that last picture made the comment saying "the best part is she isn't running away from it."

Brent on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:28 PM

The total payroll for Milwaukee Brewers $40 mil, the Yankees $210 mil. That's incredible!

I picked the Brewers b/c they do a good job selling out their stadium...I wonder what the teams' profit margins look like?

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:32 PM

who wouldn't want to watch the race between the polish sausage, the bratwurst and the italian sausage inbetween innings

douglas on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:38 PM

follow up to the goat incident:
http://www.bgdailynews.com/articles...news/news10.txt

"The pledges were led naked to the area with the goat and given condoms while fraternity members chanted them on, that's when the alleged joke was to have ended," the police report said.

The four pledges were interviewed separately by police and all four denied having sex with the goat, according to police.

A medical exam performed on the goat Thursday showed a small abrasion in its rectum.

"The goat had been penetrated by something; by what we don't know," said Roxie Ross, BGPD animal control officer.

Phil on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:56 PM

video games done in legos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/skinny...57594067730271/

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 3:59 PM

That is why Natty Sci is better than frats, because we don't make do anything like that.

Jay on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 4:01 PM

Damnit, I meant make YOU do. I'm retarded.

douglas on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 4:05 PM

i just got really drunk and I seemed to fit right in

joe on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 4:23 PM

drunk, the natty sci way

Barry on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 4:36 PM

finished my qualifying exam (and i passed)...do i drink before or after i teach?

Barry on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 4:38 PM

ah well
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS02/60221024

Brock on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Congrats Barry! I think you should drink RIGHT NOW! If you fuck up now, you still have a masters.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, February 21, 2006 at 7:29 PM

Padgett is a big fucking pussy!! Walk it off, rub some dirt on it, tape it up you fucking pussy and play like you got a pair. One goddamn decent game against a decent team,and he plays like a fucking girl against everyone else.


But I'm not bitter about this season...

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:28 AM

104 points isn't too bad for a trivia showing with Adrian once again coming through with the completely irrelevant and almost foolish 15 point wager on the final question.

The scenario: up by 16, the only way we can loose is if we wager any points (the most the other team could do is bet 15 and be one below us). The question: Which actor achieved the highest active military rank? Adrian and myself immediately said Jimmy Stewart, and marc also thought that was right.

So in true natty sci style we wagered all 15 points even though that was the only way we could loose. We were "rewarded" with 104 points, the highest anyone has scored in trivia yet (we once got 104 way back in the day, but no one else has done it). Yeah....good times.

I'm surprised that bitches didn't follow me home after hearing about our trivia prowles. Maybe the bitches come tomorrow.

Btw, our team name: "Mardi Gras 2006: Show us your tits and help clean up the bodies"

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:29 AM

loose <> lose. I think my o key is stuck or something

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 7:56 AM

this is why I hate canada

http://espn.go.com/outdoors/general...21/2338668.html

Jay on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 8:35 AM

Did you hear that ed? Bears.

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 8:58 AM

damnit our floor has cockroaches!!!

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Good job fellas, wished I would have been there to witness such events again.

And in case anyone cares, if in Trivia they ask who is the current medal count leader in the 2006 winter games as of 9:20 am est on 2-22-2006, it is GERMANY with 22.

adrian on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Line : "Oh we scored 104 points in trivia"

"Oh do me trivia master" <- what the bitches say

I believe we only missed one question and it was part of one of the bonus questions. It would have been funny if we didn't wager anything on the final question and wrote down "Looks like you fighting for second bitches!" But we went the high route and pretty much kicked the other contestants while they were on the ground with our 104 point domination.

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 9:40 AM

who all was at trivia?

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 9:45 AM

Chuch (if the score didn't give that away)
Adrian
Brent
Brent's friend Josh
Brent's lady friend

and with the late, but timely arrival - Marcus Brodie.

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 9:49 AM

joe, if you were there we might have gone the distance with the perfect game. bonus question missed: name the original team for these baseball sqauds:

A's
Brewers
Twins
Braves

the first and last were easy, but we weren't sure on the last one. What we knew: Maybe the Pilots, but two squads used to be Washington DC too. We hedged our bets and went with Washington on both figuring we'd at least get one right.

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 9:55 AM

I know the Rangers were the Washington Senators

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Is this what it is?

A's - Philadelphia A's
Brewers - Seattle Pilots
Twins - Washington Senators
Braves - Boston Braves

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 10:05 AM

ding ding ding!

our guess would have had the brewers and twins backwards, so putting washington twice actually "saved" us 3 points.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 10:25 AM

Anyone doing anything for lunch today? No Jay - I am not driving to Frankfort for lunch.

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 10:28 AM

for those who might be showing up at Trivia down at Bearnos, all the info on the Academy Awards you might need to know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_Awards

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:02 AM

Joe - GNR article about new music

http://music.msn.com/music/article....33&GT1=7756

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:04 AM

A gorilla has taken tokyo by storm. No word yet on Mothra and Godzilla.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/articl...2051615,00.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:06 AM

Perhaps he should have played more Gran Tourismo 4?

http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?...p;date=20060222

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Failed olympic games are huge overseas.

http://www.nbc17.com/news/7291758/detail.html

Barry on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:14 AM

joe, i still don't understand why you hate canadians. i mean i hate them too (especially in quebec), but it has nothing to do with fighting a polar bear.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:15 AM

Oh this is great...if you have some time you have to read this article.

The headline on fark is:
"Asshat guy who refuses to return lost camera threatens Boing Boing, says he's a "lawer." Their response: "You're a lawer? Nice to meet you. I'm a ritter."

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/2..._lawer_thr.html

If you are going to bullshit, try using spellcheck.

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:16 AM

canada in general sucks because you walk the street and get attacked by a polar bear. The worst we have here is the random wild animal stalking my back yard

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:19 AM

and canada's beer sucks too.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:22 AM

We actually have some visitors from the middle east. I bet it was over that prophet crap.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Funny stuff right there.

http://www.networkworld.com/communi...y/?q=node/4630/

Jay on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Visitors to your work? Or just to louisville?

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:30 AM

What could possibly go wrong? Bush - maybe you should simply step down because I really must question the decision process on this one.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/.../D8FTNNI01.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Visitors to Nattysci.com

Barry on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:30 AM

first, bears in the US have been known to wander into housing communities. Down here there is an endangered black bear species that have been known to get into trash and other kinds of trouble. secondly, fuck quebec anyway. the people there are a bunch of french speaking pussies (i know that sounds redundant as "french speaking" implies pussy) that want to break away from the rest of the country so they can be their own little pussy country that "W" will take over 2 weeks later. And yes Phil their beer does suck. I can't hate on canada too much because it did give us pamela anderson (except for her boobs-made in the USA).

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:38 AM

better article on the car crash guy:
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/ar...Ferrari-ON.html

"(Eriksson) had a .09 blood-alcohol level, but if he's a passenger, that's OK," Sgt. Brooks said. "But he had a bloody lip, and only the air bag on the driver's side had blood on it. The passenger side air bag did not. My Scooby-Do detectives are looking closely into that."

Jay on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:38 AM

How do you look at the who's visited?

douglas on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:45 AM

nobody really cares about pam anderson, only her boobs, and since those are all uncle sam, go u.s.a.

Jay on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Happy Nerdy Birthday to Jeri "7 of 9" Ryan. And Rachel Dratch (Phil only knows her as Debbie Downer) turned 40 today. I had know idea that she was that old.

Jay on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Here's link 150, bitches

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:00 PM

At what point did they almost crap their pants when they realized it wasn't a bear cub but a wolverine? Do you think it was the ivory colored razor sharp claws?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060222...king_wolverines

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:02 PM

Phil on Monday, February 20, 2006 at 9:35:24 AM
wow, only one post from 7:30-9:30am, and it wasn't from Joe.

and brock, just for you. You can get stats by going here:
http://maxstats033.maximumasp.com/login/login.asp

and using the username NattySci with the password of CrazedBuffalo. It's empty right now, but it will soon be filled with data...

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:06 PM

Seriously - maybe everyone in that administration should just quit.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/US/Terrorism/

Infact get rid of all the politicians so I can assume my rightful position as King of the US!

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:07 PM

Actually I'd go with Sith Lord Goodloe or Emperor Goodloe

Jay on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Thanks, wes. And I don't know if I would join your empire or the rebellion. It would depend on who has better benefits.

Barry on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:17 PM

kinda funny
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...orts/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Bring it on you Rebel Bitches!

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:20 PM

When did they bring in the "Dunking Midgets" event?

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:23 PM

look at the stats, it seems the shocker picture appeared on someone's myspace profile along with Louisville Mojo (which I think brent was the man behind that).

And strangely, someone on the Colorado Buffalo's message board was using the header graphic on their profile for a day.

Brent on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 12:35 PM

That stats page is awesome!

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 1:00 PM

11PM, 14 miles south of Meridian, Mississippi, my cell phone rings in the Mobile Command Center. Caller ID says Brent. I answer. The followind is what was said:

Me: What's up Brent?
Brent: War yu at maaaaan?
Me: Still is Mississippi man.
Brent: War?
Me: Mississippi.
Brent: Missashitty?
Me: No that was Phil's bathroom.
Brent: I'm fucked up. (first intelligible words yet)
Me: No shit.
Brent: Missaflippy?
Me: Sort of.
Brent: We got a 104 in tribia, and firfth place.
Me: 104 and fifth place, Jesus, how much did first place have?
Brent: We were firfst.
Me: Good job.
Brent: Missislippy?
Me: Be careful Brent and be safe.

What did we learn here? No need for a field sobriety test for Brent, just have him try to say Mississippi. Brent, shine on you crazy diamond and never stop drunk dialing people.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 1:04 PM

Oh yeah Brent, this show dog is a hit with the ladies (Church could be some more beastiality footage for your perusal), and is outside right now detailing my Infiniti. I think you can buy 3 Guatemalan children for less than this dog cost.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Phil, the "Beat J Wentworth Project" has been officially launched. Watch for them fine ass ho's to start slidin' all up in my posse.

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:07 PM

ah, the infamous J Wentworth. With one name I know exactly why I am perfectly content with never going back to that site.

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:13 PM

man, do a search for jwentworth on google. The dude is on all kinds of sites.

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:16 PM

xbox 360 at outer loop best buy...

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:21 PM

What kind of dog did Wade get?

Jay on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:26 PM

If only the government was eavesdropping on brent's call to the commander. Then there would be a recording of it.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:33 PM

Current scoring stats are up on the profile:

http://www.louisvillemojo.com/hotti...9475&noca=1

Brent send me some more leads, I just carpet-bombed about 75 chicks on there. Hopefully, a couple will lead to some real-life carpet bombing.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:37 PM

Black Russian Terrier:

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/pictur...errier-0001.jpg

That lady loves that dog.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Pointless lost here, just trying to get my stats up.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Pointless post here, just trying to get my stats up.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Brock, you and me man mano-a-mano on wordy bastards:

jen 298
Wing Commander 263
Brock 263

Who the hell is Jen? Has she been effectively silenced? Where are the NattySci FlyGirls?

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:00 PM

I think adrian can best answer that question, or not?

douglas on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:13 PM

is there a story i don't know about???

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:19 PM

I am assuming it is "hey, hey (Drunk New Years) you wanna do it" girl

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:20 PM

we have too many crazy Jen's to go with crazy lisa's

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:25 PM

your ex crazy Jen will forever be known as Glitter.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Joe - What the hell is Dave (and Becky) up to?

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:29 PM

indeed, I am glad i got out of that one. Last time I talked to Dave, he was moving into a rental house and going to school at Austin Peay. She is a kindergarten teacher. His sister, Glitter, shacked up with her boyfriend in an apartment.

douglas on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:32 PM

that poor bastard, living with Glitter.

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:32 PM

I believe Dave and Becky are still married and I don't believe they have any kids on the way yet. Paul gets married to his Becky in June.

Jay on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:54 PM

I bet jen gets covered in glitter every night...if you know what I mean. And yes, the jen that posted on here was mindy's friend, that adrian and stew shared.

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:55 PM

So anything other then married people or weddings...Anybody, anything? Steve francis traded for Penny Hardaway

Jay on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Phil still hasn't fixed that sunday thing. Commander, get him on that. And do you know how many posts I average per day? ONE POINT FIVE! (Brock and Wes will appreciate that)

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 3:58 PM

Spectacular.

joe on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 4:13 PM

good article

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ball/index.html

douglas on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 4:18 PM

too bad, this would probably be the best one of all the sex videos:
http://music.msn.com/music/article....spx?news=216291

douglas on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 4:21 PM

that article's true, i really don't understand why they'd clamor to get alford at IU, he hasn't done shit at Iowa, they were progressing along better before he got there. I'd take Mike Davis over Alford any day, especially since two of IU's top players are most likely gonna follow Davis.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 5:03 PM

Douglas - but we have to call it for what it is. Steve Alford hasn't done anything at Iowa but the reason why they want him is because he is a white boy who is a hoosier, plain and simple. For some reason they think he is the missing piece, when in reality they just want a white man as a headcoach but simply won't come out and say that.

It is very sad today, in this day and age, that racism is still very much alive.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 5:06 PM

Granted Davis hasn't done shit at IU either, however, he never was given a chance by a lot of the good ole boys.

douglas on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 5:31 PM

his first 6 years at iu dwarfed knight's first six though, hell they pretty much match his last 6 years, plus he's a much better recruiter than knight ever dreamed of being, at least in the late 80's and on. whatever school he goes to, he'll have no baggage with racist fans and do a helluva lot better, he'll be around for awhile. i hope to god he gets a decent job and a couple of players, especially white, follow his ass.

Barry on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 5:34 PM

wes, do you think Tubby's doing a good job?

douglas on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 5:43 PM

tubby's doing a good job and should in no way lose his job whatsoever. this is his first real 'off-year' since being at uk. his problem isn't recruiting, it's the fact that he's recruited too well at times and this year happens to have 3 studs in the same lineup, plus ramel bradley, that all think they should be leading the team. he put their ass on the bench, crawford and morris have responded accordingly, rondo hasn't, which has proved what i've been saying all year, he in no way should be running this team and/or offense, it completely shuts down when he's at the point.

Bigworm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 6:49 PM

Davis has missed the last 2, maybe last 3, NCAA tournaments..Tubby is doing a stellar job. He is one of 3 coaches who has won 70 plus percent of his non-tourney and tourney games.

Simply amazing.

Brock on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 6:54 PM

Claim it as racism, but Davis simply could not get his players to play hard sometimes. Couple that with him slapping his forehead to blow the UK game and you can see why the dirty IU fans were up in arms.

Davis slapping his forehead like an idiot, I'll never forget that image. I laughed so hard, it was the emotional equivalent of Wes sitting in 4 inches of water in an innertube begging for someone to save him with a 2 yr old standing next to him, rolling his eyes.

Brock on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 6:58 PM

Sorry for my absence, but I've been working on and submitting my second manuscript all day, so for those of you who don't know, is a big deal, and means I'm about 6-8 months from graduating.

I bailed on coming into the Ville last weekend, but I think I'll make the trek back this weekend (I beleive Chris is coming back too). I need to celebrate a little, so who will be around to throw back some Makers?

::Adding random words to my post to move ahead in WPP of that one guy with the giant black dog stuck in that smelly town in Mississippi::

Brock on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 7:02 PM

Alright, officially a 3rd post for the day, so I won't drop down to Jay's 1.5 rate.

Trying to read a day's worth of posts in the evening sucks. Now I know why Chris doesn't post much anymore.

Phil on Wednesday, February 22, 2006 at 7:33 PM

VW here to unpimp your auto: http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/02...my-ride-videos/

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 7:48 AM

Brock, you are correct. Chris and Joanna are making the trek back to the 'Ville for a weekend of fun and excitement, Natty Sci style. This means we will go to Wicks and then Chris will want to go to the Golden Nugget or the Grandville.

Jay on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 7:58 AM

Awsome, we can go to the Grandville and play "Have you met my friend Jay?" That always works.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 8:57 AM

Further reports into the sea ports, bullshit.

Resign asshole.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060223.../ports_security

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 9:01 AM

I don't know what's better recycling dog poop or mutant chickens?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,185618,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,185704,00.html

Barry on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Douglas and Brock, you two actually got to my point before I did. There are people that don't want Mike Davis as coach and there are people that don't want Tubby as coach. I'm not going to say that there aren't people out there that don't want a black coach (is that a triple negative?). Indiana and Kentucky, like many states, still have struggles with racism. I would be leary, however, of saying that the main cry of wanting Davis out is due to racism. Indiana has a proud tradition and may have incredibly high standards. How many NIT appearances did it take for Crum to be gone? Tubby is a great coach. In a game, Tubby can outcoach Pitino. There are people that want Tubby gone. For a portion of those people racism may be the driving force, but there are others that have unreasonably high standards that are mad the UK hasn't been to a final four in awhile and would say that Tubby's only championship was with Pitino's team. I guess what I'm saying is be careful throwing out the race card.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 9:44 AM

barry is making a run at the words per post title. He is after you Brock.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 9:50 AM

Chocolate snow in Colorado, Chef reportedly lining up the children to give them ass whippins!

http://www.usatoday.com/weather/sto...irty-snow_x.htm

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 9:59 AM

And my response to the people who play the "Tubby won with Pitino's Team" card in 1998 is that Pitino lost in 1997 with a much better team than that 1998 team.

Pitino has lost his luster. The main reason why Davis is leaving IU is because he would probably be fired. Missing the tourney 3 years in a row doesn't sit well with IU fans and rightfully so. IU's basketball tradition is almost as worthy as UK's tradition (Darin notice I said ALMOST)....that will warrant a call from the hoosier....and if Tubby was in the same boat he would probably be shown the exit stage right also.

The only reason why I mentioned the race thing is simply because when I worked with the Hoosiers they would get on the Indy star board and pretty much shut down a thread by saying: Admit it, the only reason why you are bashing Davis is because he is black. And the more I think about it, for some people, not all people, that is true. The older generations and some of the good ole boys are stuck in the 50's and they need to wake up and realize that was 56 years ago. Times have changed, either deal with it, or do the world a favor and rip your heart out with a spoon!

What would actually be funny, is if when Davis leaves they hire a guy who turns out to be gay.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Barry - Yes I think Tubby has done an excellent job. He is one of the best coaches in America and I will upset when he finally decided to leave Lexington.

It is pretty funny on the UK message boads, the same people who have been bashing Tubby all year long, when they heard that the Bobcats were very interested in pursuing him as headcoach, they all turned their anger from getting rid of him to calling him a quitter if he leaves and when push came to shove, they couldn't name a coach who would do a better job at UK. All I know is we better never get STEVE ALFORD!

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:08 AM

at least your message board isn't talking about the breakout performance of terrance farley as a force down low with 7 pts and 7 boards. UL sucks. People actually think farley is good. Career high 7 points. Someone actually said if he improves he might be comparable to otis george.

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:09 AM

not too worried about steve alford coming to uk, that hoosier would get mauled by an angry pack of uk fans on his first day in lexington. and who else saw the white boy last night droppin treys on ole miss?

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:10 AM

was that lemaster?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:10 AM

"Remember Chappaquiddick!" Priceless.

http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48959

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Yep, that was Lemaster and had Rondo (12 assists) not been pulled from the game with over 7 minutes left, he would have broke Travis Ford's assist record in a single game (15 assists).

adrian on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:17 AM

Bring on those Crawfish eating Tigers...
Bring on those Goat Fucking Rocky Top Volunteers...
Bring on that entire waste of sperm Gator team...

And Just maybe if UK wins out their games, we might make the NIT. I can only hope!

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:21 AM

if we win two of the next three, we're in the NCAA, if we win one of the next three, plus a game or two in the SEC tourn., we're win. It'll be pretty touch for UK to not make the NCAA at this point. Three more wins total puts us at 20 wins, and no UK team that wins 20 games is gonna be out of the tournament, you have to remember that hey, we're UK, fans follow us everywhere, and it's always good for the tournament for us to be in.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Big screen stuff for the boys.

http://msn-cnet.com.com/4520-6475_7...amp;tag=tg_prod

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:22 AM

louisville, however, can't quite say that. even if they hit 20 wins, the majority of those wins came against extremely weak non-conference competition, they haven't had a single big win in the big east yet, and are currently 10th in the conference. yeah, the big east is stacked, but no way 10 teams are making the dance from the big east.

Jay on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:23 AM

So wes, you're saying now that you do NOT support our president?

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Doesn't Terrance Farley look like the Candyman to you? UofL will be good again, Pitino is building a program of ugly dudes to follow in the footsteps of the '97 Arizona team and this years' Florida team. How come teams with the ugliest guys always do well. I say all of this because Millard is a Freakshow. That is one ugly-ass dude.

You all complain, but the UC boards only talk about how big of a bitch Nancy Zimpher is and how the program will suck for the next 20 years. I guess some people haven't noticed that UC is 7th in the Big East right now, and if they pull out a win over Villanova or WVa at home, they'll vault even higher. I think UC is having one of those "unforgettables" years. Jihad Muhammed = Richie Farmer? Oh, by the way... FUCK DUKE

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:31 AM

More than a single star in the Milky Way galaxy could reshape our conventional thinking.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060...idinginmilkyway

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Devendorf is uglier than Millard. Devendorf is a dead ringer for Hans Klopek
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/.../3875/inhan.jpg

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:33 AM

on the subject of fuck duke

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2339265

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Ok, this is probably a stupid question, and I could look it up if I wasn't lazy, but have they discovered another galaxy yet? I mean, if the Milky Way is like billions of stars, then how the hell can we see out of it. Man, that just makes you realize how little we are.

Milky Way... mmm... I'm hungry now.

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:42 AM

i think there are lots of galaxies. I know there is one called like the Andromeda galaxy. And there are things like spiral galaxies and dwarf galaxies. of course, the reason I think I know this is because of futurama.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:44 AM

yeah for every star you see in the sky - it has it's own galaxy.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:59 AM

wow this site randomly got intellectual. I am scared. So hot chicks. Swimsuit issue, anybody seen it? Yes it was a week ago, but the swimsuit issue is classic. Anything other then stars and galaxies.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Rekalin Sims myspace.com profile.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...iendID=24458969

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 11:02 AM

we should find random myspace profiles of local celebrities and get them to advertise nattysci.com

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 11:18 AM

fuck that, we had like all those nfl guys myspace profiles, we should get them to advertise...

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 11:19 AM

WTF?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/22/m...d.ap/index.html

Jay on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Come on wes, like you wouldn't tag it. Nothing like teenage prison love. And yes, I'm only saying that so the next time Phil does his "phrases we have been found under" someone will have linked to us by looking up teen prison porn.

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 11:52 AM

if my girlfriend said "my friend has shown interest in you, I think we should kill her" I think the only appropriate response is of course "fuck that, THREESOME BITCH!"

Jay on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 12:06 PM

This guy was not looking for teenage prison love

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 12:24 PM

happy birhtday Dakota Fanning (12). Who wants to make a comment about that?

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 12:28 PM

he was looking for homeless animal sex

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 12:29 PM

http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/home/

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 1:18 PM

so, i'm just curous. anyone have pictures of douglas's kid and her birthday? and does anyone know how to do a countdown in javascript. no reason, just wondering.

in underlated news, Margaret Cho's TERRIBLE tv show All-American Girl is coming to DVD.
"How do you sell a product that is famous only for being awful? Do you dress it up as a noble failure? A dream deferred? A piece of camp? An anthropology experiment? A commercial exploitation of historical oppression? The essence of American racism distilled into 22-minute chunks?"
http://www.slate.com/id/2136087/

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 1:25 PM

Osborne for Governor?

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news;...p&type=lgns

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 1:31 PM

wicked burn

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 1:51 PM

So we were at lunch today and douchebag referred to terry's couple month old daughter as a future drunken prom date. Where is the line drawn on jokes on daughters?

adrian on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 1:55 PM

I am off work tomorrow so if there are any plans tonight give me a shout beatches.

Marc on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 1:58 PM

well i don't have anything to do tomorrow either. So i'm game if anybody wants to go out toniht for whatever.

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:01 PM

i am supposed to meet some people up at....
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o'shea's tonight, so i'll be out and about. plus it is Ravioli Thursday (aka the best night EVER!)

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:03 PM

I might be up for a beer after umpiring class

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Autistic kid finally gets to suit up for his final varsity basketball game. The kids scores 20 points in like 4 minutes on the floor. He averages 5 points per minute..take that MJ! Make sure to watch the video too!

http://www.katu.com/news/story.asp?ID=83601

Jay on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:12 PM

So basically, you guys are all going to go out tonight and no one will be up for going out tommorow. Bastards. And the line is not drawn on comments, joe, but who says them. If we were to make that comment about douglas' daughter, it would be wrong, but funny. However, he can hit us, and there will be no hard feelings. But if some douche makes the comment (not just your douchebag, but any douche) then they have crossed the line strictly by opening their mouths. And since terry cannot reasonbly punch the guy, as he might get fired, that makes it even worse.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:16 PM

I am game for tomorrow. If brock, chris and joanna are in we gotta be. Douglas is always good for Friday.

Jay on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:18 PM

Why are people so intent on starting a shitstorm?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02...n.ap/index.html

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:22 PM

i saw that kid on ESPN last night. Granted they weren't exactly getting in his face, but being by yourself in a gym and hitting six straight threes would be pretty damn tough, let alone being your first time in a game situation.

My guess - the kid goes to Grindel and sets the NCAA record for 3 pointers. Either that or he becomes a ringer in the Special Olympics.

But they say he has highly functioning autism. I mean, for some people that makes them GREAT at things like math and computer programming because they over focus to the point that it makes other tasks impossible. Maybe he is able to concentrate so much on basketball that he just clicks on and ALWAYS has a perfect stroke on his jump shot. He might not be able to play defense or be run of an offensive set, but he can probably sit in one spot and shoot over and over and over again with the same form. Then again, I'm not much of an expert at autism.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:36 PM

We need to change his focus to counting cards like Rainman!

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:37 PM

However, we can get drunk and do a lynching nattysci style!

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:48 PM

you lost me somewhere worm?

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 2:52 PM

comment on the autistic basketball player from one of my coworkers:

3 things that went through my mind while watching this that probably make me an ass.

1. Wow autism really affects your ability to share, pass the ball you turd.
2. Kobe should have been born with autism, people would like him more.
3. After the second or third 3 point shot how do you not foul him hard every shot he takes, have some team pride knock him to the floor.

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:17 PM

i bet this kid can hit free throw after free throw. that's the golden rule of basketball - never send the retard to the line. force him to beat you off the dribble. sure he might luck out because people are shocked he's actually dribbling and the defended is probably laughing to hard to really d up.

in other words, treat him like a more attractive and smarter version of patrick sparks.

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:26 PM

not my words below:

then again if you foul him hard there is a chance he will either cry/shit/or piss himeslf
i like my odds on the free throw not being made than
of course you become the type of bad guy people talk about a good decade after you graduate and that kind of notority is hard to come by

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:26 PM

from the sports guy's mailbag on the steve francis trade:
"Isiah just brought Stevie Franchise to the Knicks. Has Isiah reached the point where we can't make fun of him anymore because it is too easy? I think he has joined "Brokeback Mountain," two-man luge, Tori Spelling, Dr. Scholl's Gellin' commercials, and Tom Cruise in an elitely pathetic group. Should there be a hall of fame for such people?"
Phil, Richmond, VA
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ex?name=simmons

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:27 PM

i'm good for friday, the line has to be drawn between your friends and douchebags that don't know you very well. i get shit all the time from the cuban saying my daughter's gonna' be a stripper, but then i just make fun of him by saying his future kids won't need floaties cuz they'll be natural swimmers just like their ancestors, and we're even. but if someone i don't know says some shit about my daughter, they get fucked up, pretty simple really.

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:35 PM

even better on the trade - this one is just crazy:

"My friend Ryan and I were talking about the Stevie Francis trade and we're pretty sure that some day we are going to find out how Isiah Thomas and the team owners are profiting from this, and it's going to retroactively become the great sports scandal in history. Our current theory is that it all comes back to MJ somehow. It all stems from the gambling ring Gretsky and Jordan started when they were doing voices for the "Superstars" cartoon show in the '80s. Miffed at the physical beating he would take in the playoffs from the Knicks, MJ set a diabolical plan in motion which has spanned decades. Each of his retirements somehow furthered this plan, but we're not sure how. Although the conspiracy was originally formulated for revenge the ring now has one ultimate result: the return of Bo Jackson. I mean, it sounds crazy, but not as crazy as actually wanting the most expensive worst team in the league. Bo knows conspiracies. Do you have any theories?"
Patrick McGuire, Washington, DC

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Oh how right they are, viva la Nattysci.com!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060223...nm/life_work_dc

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:40 PM

It doesn't even have to be his daughter..all you have to be is drunk walking downtown with other drunk loud people and see dudes without any shirts on.

Now that shit is just funny!

I believe it was just one person I told Douglas was gonna kick his ass! I still laugh about that to this day.

adrian on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Ok here is the gaim conversation that the asian chick at work and I just had....

(15:06:55) asianchick: quiet!
(15:07:23) lazycorleon: ummm i am not saying anything
(15:07:25) asianchick: you are too loud!
(15:07:47) lazycorleon: whateva
(15:07:59) lazycorleon: go back talking to either tim or tammy
(15:08:09) asianchick: don't you have work to do ?
(15:08:18) lazycorleon: that is what i am doing
(15:09:29) asianchick: yeah right
(15:09:37) asianchick: all you guys do is look at girls
(15:09:57) lazycorleon: your right, i am actually stroking my cock right now looking at pornstars
(15:10:17) asianchick: =-O
(15:10:23) asianchick: that is so shocking!
(15:10:28) lazycorleon: lol
(15:10:36) asianchick: i can't believe you jsut said that
(15:10:44) asianchick: you bad, bad, boy
(15:10:57) lazycorleon: i know i might need a spankin'
(15:11:07) asianchick: you do.
(15:11:14) lazycorleon: beat me please
(15:11:25) lazycorleon: right across the arse
(15:11:52) asianchick: i wouldn't want to hurt you
(15:12:16) lazycorleon: baby you can't hurt me
(15:12:25) lazycorleon: unless you kicked me in the balls
(15:12:28) lazycorleon: then that would hurt
(15:13:50) asianchick: i thought when they got grazed it hurt
(15:14:01) lazycorleon: yeah that hurts too
(15:14:14) asianchick: hurts so good?
(15:14:21) lazycorleon: anything directed towards the balls other than a tongue...hurts
(15:14:23) lazycorleon: :)
(15:14:54) asianchick: what about finger tips?
(15:15:24) lazycorleon: ok other than a womans mouth and fingertips
(15:17:39) asianchick: you pointed out womans
(15:18:03) lazycorleon: yeah
(15:19:33) lazycorleon: a womans mouth or hands are the only thing that touches my penis
(15:20:32) asianchick: what qualifies as a woman?
(15:20:56) lazycorleon: a girl that was born with xx chromosomes
(15:22:01) asianchick: what about age/
(15:23:19) lazycorleon: not important
(15:23:20) lazycorleon: jk
(15:23:25) lazycorleon: 18 yrs up
(15:23:42) asianchick: oh, so you're like carl
(15:23:51) asianchick: you like 'em young
(15:23:58) lazycorleon: i like em tight
(15:24:20) asianchick: Adrian!
(15:24:30) lazycorleon: lol
(15:25:57) lazycorleon: i prefer at least 21 to my age and a chick who likes to do it five times a day
(15:26:20) lazycorleon: and a chick who likes to give out hand jobs
(15:27:01) asianchick: that is so lazy!

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:42 PM

This is OJ Mayo's teammate in a recent HS basketball game.

http://view.break.com/75239

Wing Commander on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:43 PM

Is she on MSN or Yahoo? Adrian, she could well be the next "Asian Sensation."

Is she hot?

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:45 PM

Adrian - I don't care who you are...that's funny!

joe on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:46 PM

that was a great read

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Sorry about the delay, but I need to make this point:
Wes, each star has a SOLAR SYSTEM, not a galaxy (durp)

I'm pretty sure I'm coming in tomorrow, so lets do something interesting... right.

There is a stipulation though, if Cincy beats Villanova tonight, I'm storming the court, so I might be in jail. Either way, I'm going to have a hangover tomorrow.

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 3:57 PM

wes, you just like it cuz the chick's asian. and the homeless guy on the street, yes, that was well worth the walk to fourth street. that's one of my greatest stories, right up there with setting o'shea's on fire, mooning bellarmine security, and a couple others i can't write about b/c the gov't could one day get ahold of this.

Jay on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Wow. I once again ask myself how you are not fired.

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:03 PM

i make the company a lot of money, that's how

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:04 PM

Adrian, you goofy bastard, when are you going to nail this Oriental princess? Or at least have her jerk you off on Phil's couch.

Man, I feel sorry for Phil, he's got everyone's excretions all over his place and doesn't clean up... that's frightening. We should chip money in to rent him a maid. Or, Wade could just stop shitting on his floor, Adrian splooging on his couch, Jay farting in his kitchen, and countless others vomiting.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:04 PM

Brock - yes you are correct, my error, the difference between a solar system and a galaxy is scale size. Whereas a solar system has 1 star a galaxy can have billions.

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:06 PM

If Cincy beats Nova I'll drive to Cincy and storm the court with you as I wear a Duke T-shirt....i.e...not gonna happen!

Phil on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:08 PM

could this maid we rent be hot, loose latin chick? that would rule!

my radio thingy that plays music based on your preferences just suggested stephen lynch - "special"

here's the video for those who haven't seen it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYw...stephen%20lynch

they have a bunch of them on youtube. maybe douglas can learn this lullaby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5klh...stephen%20lynch

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:08 PM

no more science, we're not all geeks....

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:17 PM

Brock to answer your question yes there are more known galaxies.

The 2 nearest galaxies to the Milky Way are:
1 - Large Magellenic Cloud some 1.693 x10^18 km away
2 - Small Magellenic Cloud some 1.98 x10^18 km away

If you want to be educated on solar systems and galaxies and sheets and voids click below!

http://heasarc.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/c...smic/earth.html

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:17 PM

Brock to answer your question yes there are more known galaxies.

The 2 nearest galaxies to the Milky Way are:
1 - Large Magellenic Cloud some 1.693 x10^18 km away
2 - Small Magellenic Cloud some 1.98 x10^18 km away

If you want to be educated on solar systems and galaxies and sheets and voids click below!

http://heasarc.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/c...smic/earth.html

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Actually the Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy is only 80,000 light years away and was discovered in 1994! The Large Magellenic Cloud is 179,000 light years away!

Bigworm on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:20 PM

And this is why there must be intelligent life out there somewhere!

douglas on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:23 PM

thank you wes, you're a douche

Brock on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Phil, your maid can be the hot Slovakian chick that did our rooms in Daytona. Man, I wish I would have nailed her. Oh well, I'm pretty sure my geographical knowledge wasn't exactly soaking her panties.

adrian on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:27 PM

It's the chroni..what...cles or Narnia!

Brent on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:54 PM

This is the definitely the best Lynch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMLn...stephen%20lynch

Marc on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:55 PM

Adrian , once again I love your post about your conversation with the Asian princess. She is married so you can't fuck her. (Even though it's only cheating FOR HER.) That post also might single-handedly make you lengthiest poster, i'll have to check.

anybody up for B-dubs on baxter around 8:30PM? i'm hungry as a motherfucker because i haven't eaten all day, and want to grab something as soon as I can, which will not be until after 8:15PM. B-dubs has $.50 boneless wings and I was already planning on getting some of them tonight. Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone. (Hanging out and eating some damn chicken there) It's only a little walk from O'Sheas,(where phil is meeting some "people".) so he can meet us there, meet up with us later. or maybe his friends could meet us there too....you know......once they get off work. burn.

adrian on Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 4:58 PM

Bullshit, she is only engaged!

I have to work til 8:00 pm so i will try and make it there when i can. Marc i will give you a call after i get off work and see what the deal is.

Jay on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 7:54 AM

Douglas, I was actually talking to adrian.

Jerome on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 8:30 AM

Combine time ... how much ya bench?

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 8:36 AM

i'm all about the cone drills

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 8:39 AM

jerome, you will be happy to know one of my coworkers just walked in sporting the steelers super bowl hat, super bowl shirt, and super bowl sweatshirt to go with his steelers starter jacket.

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 9:04 AM

wow, the starter jacket, truly a great artifact from the 90's

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Throwback jacket week at Chase?

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 9:24 AM

the ohio state starter jacket int he office is better

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 9:39 AM

today's Gay Sex Morgan M.D.: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/r...p?date=20060224

Wrecking Crew on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 9:44 AM

I think the full effect of the starter jacket only comes with the LA Raiders jacket.

I think we may only stay in town one night since I Have to put forth a little effort for a presentation this comning Wed. But like the other prelim said what are they going to do fire me if I don't do it.

So what's the plan for tonight? We should do a Hikes Point/ODB sweep...start at the Hikes Point Lounge, head down to the Nugget, and then to Angio's Pizza ($4 pitchers with a pizza purchase). I'm sure we could find some other quality establishments to visit as well.

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 9:59 AM

Just think, I almost had to buy a Duke T-shirt and storm the court with Brock.

So the wildcats are winning but dwindle a 10 point margin away in the closing minutes. At this point I was sweating thinking the unimaginable, what if Cincy does win and Brock was right, what if?

At that instant in time, I was foreseeing the end of my pride. Would I really have to do the unthinkable, buy a Duke t-shirt? At this point, I decided it just wouldn't be a Duke t-shirt, but I'd find the most hated man in UK's history throwback jersey and wear that bad boy while storming Cincy's court. I could see it now, me wearing a Christian Laettner jersey - pride broken, cheering for Cincy, talking about the all time backfires for a UK fanatic. Needless to say, I am not all that happy at this point in my life, sweating out this game.

But something happened - I heard something that brought life back into me. I really didn't know what it was, but I came out of my funk and when I looked at the screen it hit me. As I directed my eyes back to the screen I remember, Nova is playing the Bearcats so that means they still have a chance. And as true as that thought was, I watched a complete breakdown on an inbounds play and Nova gets an uncontested layup. All I can say is...God must be a UK fanatic afterall.

Doubtful, but maybe it was this that triggered it all.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060...explosionnearby

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:12 AM

What time are people going out?

Jay on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:15 AM

About an hour before abby lets you out of the house.

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:19 AM

i'm down for whateva, did anybody do anything last night? i know people on right now probably didn't, but i know like marc, adrian, and phil were talking about going. i was out last night for a little bit and didn't see anybody

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:23 AM

i hung out with adrian and marc at bw3s, then met brent up at o'shea's and ended up listening to bat shit crazy until 3am. good times.

tonight is mardi gras in louisville, for what that's worth:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps.../602240344/1011

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:23 AM

Whatever ass....anyone want to pick me up so I don't have to drive?

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Fuck this fucking bank industry. I just found out we are doing a shit load of work to get the bangalor, india center up and running. This is bullshit. Basically, we are busting our ass with no overtime so they can eventually send our job to fucking india. here let me bend over for you. at least they could have the common courtesy to give us a reach around after fucking us up the ass and give us overtime to make our job extinct.

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:32 AM

wes, u actually coming out tonight? i can't miss this...

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:32 AM

joe, that was a great bmac post, the number of f bombs in there is truly bmacesque

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Alright fellas, apparently CJ Watson (UT) laid out Joakim Noah (UF), that chest pounding bastard, in the UT at UF the other day. Can anyone find a video of this for me?

I hope when UF comes to Rupp that someone does the same to him there.

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:34 AM

Yes sir I am going out tonight!

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:34 AM

i need a fucking drink

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 10:45 AM

for some reason, someone made a documentary on the Florida State game from 2002:
http://www.wearefilms.com/louisville_football.html

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Top Gear is an excellent car show, and they had a winter olympics episode: http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...390531229048703

one hour long though, but they do some cool stuff in here.

Brock on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Thanks for your "support" Wes. I've never been to a UC game with the crowd going so apeshit, it was awesome. The students were running up and down the aisles planning to storm the court (guess they jinxed us). Can you imagine is Eric Hicks, sprained ankles and all, hit that 3, it would have been panamonium. Instead, I just got piss drunk... wait that happened before then. Anyway... my Bearcats made me proud.

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 11:40 AM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Well Brock - had Cincy won I would have gladly stormed the court with you, even with the Duke jersey on.

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 11:56 AM

And it would have been even better if you were in the pirate outfit - we could have been sending the message that Laettner is an ass pirate!

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 12:14 PM

so top 5 ass pirates in college basketball history?

beau zack smith
christian laetner
reddick
adam morrison's moustache
bobby hurley

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 12:24 PM

I might have to find room for cherokee parks on that list

Jay on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 12:42 PM

Wes, I'll be able to pick you up. What time do you think you want to head out?

Jay on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 12:44 PM

This guy is f'ing metal

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiap...ment/index.html

Jay on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:05 PM

I was looking on the stats page, and one of the search phrases people were using to get here was Jen Sterger. Does anybody know who the hell that is?

Jay on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:09 PM

Apparently, Urban Dictionary is not admissible as an expert witness. Commander, just tell a girl you want a tuscan mule, and she can't press charges.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/02/24/r...e.ap/index.html

Marc on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:22 PM

I forgot to mention this before. But after trivia on Tuesday. Brent and myself headed to The Backdoor Bar. We tried to role up on some ladies, but it didn't pan out. Next Brent sidles up to a cute pierced and tattooed girl. She was nice, and telling us a little of her little story which to say was "colorful". Another guy is in the conversation and pulls a B-Mac-esque line. She says "... so I ended up waking up in a women's jail in Tijuana." And the guy immediately after that goes, "... the same thing happens to me in New Albany." Tijuana.....New Albany. They're basically the same thing I guess. Kinda like North and South Dakota to North and South Korea.

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:26 PM

speaking of classic bmac, wednesday night at about 11-11:30 my phone rang. I answered it half asleep. Bmac asked me if i have any plans on April 22.

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:45 PM

i got that same call, he wanted to go to a cardinals game, random as hell.

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:45 PM

new sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060224

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Should've stayed in Boston!

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5355938

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Jay I'll drive and meet you guys somewhere...Where are we meeting and when?

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 1:58 PM

chris and joanna will be in town around 7ish

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 2:00 PM

meet at your place @ 9 like i usually do?

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 2:05 PM

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/...127/detail.html

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 2:06 PM

I was just about to post tha from fark. Stupid Hoosiers

Jay on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 2:52 PM

My work wouldn't let me check that thing wes posted. What is it?

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Students Disagree With Holding Oral Sex Article From Paper

POSTED: 6:33 am EST February 24, 2006
UPDATED: 12:58 pm EST February 24, 2006

NOBLESVILLE, Ind. -- Some Noblesville High School students say they are being censored after the superintendent of Noblesville schools decided that the school paper will not be allowed to run a controversial article on oral sex.

Jay on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 2:57 PM

Thanks, Joe. Stupid Hoosiers.

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Brian Harvey transferring from UofL.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...ORTS02/60224030

Barry on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Jay, Jen Sterger is that FSU cowgirl chick. I posted an SI link about her awhile ago. She is hot and she is in this months Maxim.

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 3:16 PM

two things from the sports guy's links:
marc and I were talking about this last night (because of the letters in the sports guy's article yesterday), the Pro Stars Cartoon:
http://www.retrojunk.com/details_tv...56-pro-starsPro

And in honor of Joe's fantasy football championship:
http://www.jostens.com/sports/fan_sports/index.asp

Marc on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 3:17 PM

I have another story to tell of recent. it's a long one so be warned.

First off, unrelated, i haven't gotten a call back from the Melissa girl I went on valentines date with. (it was our third date) but no call back. So I got dropped like a fat girl's diet.

Now the story. So Wednesday night (Thursday morning) I got a call at 2:08AM. I didn't recognize the number but I was like , wtf
Me "Hello?"
Her "Hello, Marc...it's Meagan" (A girl I almost hooked up with several times in the past, even set up a date with her but her jeolous boyfriend (who I didn't know about) got upset and she wasn't allowed to go out anymore.)
Me "Hey, what's happening?"
Her "We just got out of the game and are up here drinking. I was out of town for 3 weeks, I don't know if you knew that." (About a month ago I got a 3:30Am call to come over (booty call right?, wrong.) I tried but wasn't allowed access the whole way. Plus she's lied in the past so I'm like, whatever she probably got back with her ex in the last few weeks and I wasn't gonna call her, fuck her. She'd strung me along in the past. If she wants to fuck...she she has to call ME.)
Me "So what are you doing?"
Her "We're up here drinking, Casey wants me to sing something (sees someone see knows) Oh hey how are you doing..."
CLICK (phone call ends)

So now I'm like thinking I am just someone she can fill her time with until she finds someone else to talk to. She thinks she can just to string me along....whatever fuck her... I'm not talking to her again.

Then I started thinking...well I'm already at home and shut her out of my life...so what do I have to lose. So 4 minutes later I call her back. she answers
Her "Hello?"
Me "Hey Meagan, what's going on?"
Her "Just hanging out. I've been drinking. (someone asks her) "Who are you talking to?" she replies "Marc"
CLICK (phone call ends again.)

So I say Marc ole boy, cut your losses, screw that bitch, fuck her. she is dead to you.

Two minutes later I call her back. It rings and goes to a voicemail.
MESSAGE "Hi you've reached Casey's phone leave me a message..."
(WTF? no wonder I didn't recognize the number, it's her friend's phone. Fuck this I'll call her on HER phone. So I dial her number. and immediately get this message...
"By user request this phone does not accept incoming calls. This is message T-16"
WTF!!!!!! Apparently, she can call me and disturb me whenever the fuck she wants and I can't even call her back? Fuck That I'm done. No more. Goodbye.





So two minutes later I call Casey's phone again. Casey answers. And by what she says I can tell she either doesn't like me or is horribly annoyed by her friend.
Casey "Hello?"
Me "Is Meagan there?"
Casey "She's is the bathroom pooping."
Me "Awesome" (without skipping a beat. because I can tell she's just trying to get rid of me. And fuck this bitch.)
CLICK (phone call ends probably with her not even hearing my "Awesome!")

So this time I truly say fuck that and just laugh about the whole thing. And I share it with you, which no one will actually read. It has been a bad lady month for Marcus Brody. He's attempt a few sales recently, but hasn't closed in a while. Maybe Hoosiers Callgirls will be given me credit card number, just kidding.

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 3:34 PM

marc, making a run at me for the title of Most Neurotic member of Natty Sci when it comes to girls. I warn you - it won't be easy.

Brock on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 3:48 PM

First, Jay, may I take you up on the ride since Wes isn't for tonight?

Second, Marc, thanks for the epic story... I was waiting for the story to take some kind of "Can't Hardly Wait" turn, but unfortunately no. In any case, I'll step up for some random chick hunting for you tonight.

Finally, are there any decisions for the evening? The usual, or something new?

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Are we pulling the meet at Burket's and get drunk and decide from there?

Jay on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 3:58 PM

Marc, that story was awsome. It's going in the movie. Yeah, we will probably start at burket's, and go from there. Since chris wanted to hit up HPL, Golden Nugget, and that pizza place, it's safe to assume Phil won't be joining us. Brock, give me a call, I'll pick you up.

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 3:58 PM

marc, i enjoyed the story, i liked how you played it like you were done, and then you called her back. i don't know if anybody caught that, that was very clever.

here's a good joke i just got:

The difference between guts and balls:

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
You still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
Of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 3:59 PM

joe, i'm at your house at 9 or so, if plans change, let me know. how much leftover liquor do you still have??

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:03 PM

half a fifth of beam? rest of the soco. fifth of jager.

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:05 PM

Joe - I'll give ya a call around 8 or so.

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:08 PM

jagerbombs? maybe....

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:09 PM

fantastic, or give chris a call

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:11 PM

fantastic on jagerbombs? or fantastic on wes actually nutting up and coming out?

joe on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:12 PM

all of the above

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Ford GT fairly cheap for sale.

http://acrosstheboard.blogspot.com/...o-your-car.html

Brent on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:14 PM

Great story Marc! But why does this Casey-bitch despise you?

Brock on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:29 PM

Amen! ::a little sniffle::
http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegeba...l/story/9262602

Marc on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:37 PM

Okay, this is some funny shit right here
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:44 PM

Gregg Doyle is a complete tool!

Prime example.

http://www.sportsline.com/collegeba...l/story/9258337

Scroll down till you see the mail from Orestes Meeks. This guy is Jodie Meeks father who is a UK recruit/signee. Anytime you are a journalist you should alteast have some insight as to what you write about. Maybe even go and check out this kid play some ball.

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:47 PM

Actually I like this one better marc - a mini-michael jackson

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/minimichael.html

Marc on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:51 PM

I don't know. She could have just been pissed off at her friend. If I get another call from Meagan, I'll keep the story going. Or we could call Casy tonight while we're out. Fuck her. lol (Even though she is actually cuter than Meagan, it just knew I had a shot at Meagan. lol)

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:52 PM

anyone care to take a stab at translating that hissy fit?

Bigworm on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:57 PM

Here you go fellas..the official nattysci t-shirt.

http://store.cottonfactory.com/tee-0186.html

Barry on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 4:59 PM

I'm sure it had something to do with not being able to downloaad porn.

Phil on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 5:12 PM

apparently it has to do with Unreal Tournament. I'm not terribly surprised. When I played Quake with the social outcasts in the bellarmine math lab those kids would get royally worked up to the point where they'd try to organize secret games where I couldn't play because I'd whoop them so bad, and they'd try to team up on me 10 on 1, which is dumb because then I had 9 people to shoot at and they only had 1 so as long as I took out three or four of them before they got me I'd win like 125 to 15.

Man, I scored with a lot of chicks back then. Oh wait, the opposite of that.

douglas on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 5:31 PM

i couldn't imagine why...

Marc on Friday, February 24, 2006 at 8:14 PM

What happened to the Natty Sci search ability?

Bigworm on Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Oh Quake Master...do me know quake master!

Marc on Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Jay, and other comic books nerds.
Gwen Stacy makes an appearance in the next Spider-man movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413300/

Phil on Saturday, February 25, 2006 at 4:15 PM

this is a new level of drunk right here: http://ziza.ru/2006/02/16/ya-prosto-plakal.html

Phil on Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 1:35 PM

i feel like someone ran over my face with a dump truck. whiskey BAD

Brent on Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Funny that you're just now "feeling" that way because you've always looked that way.

Marc on Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 2:37 PM

phil you were legendary drunk last night. You were bar-hopping, shot-taking, boob-grabbing, ass-spanking, waitress-bending-over, McCall-proposing, drunk. It was legen.....dary. i had fun though. I mostly just entertained the Steffian ladies (Phil's cousins). oh....yeah.

Phil on Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 4:49 PM

did Mccall by any chance say yes? Because that would be cool

Brock on Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 8:41 PM

The Lord will strike thee down with his sword of thee drinks and gets drunk!

Brock on Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 8:44 PM

Just a heads up... I don't know if the Nattipedia is muerto or not, but the link doesn't work. It would be a shame to lose all that worthless Natty Sci history.

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 12:42 AM

thanks for the heads up brock, i'll fix that tomorrow.

did anyone see the guy get hit in the face with a basketball during the timberwolves game? the guy had to be taken out on a gourney from being hit in the face. what a bitch.

joe on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 7:47 AM

Monday, February 27, 8:30PM ET/PT

"Game Night"

When a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend is viewed by the gang, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get the full story from Barney on how she broke his heart and how their breakup changed him into the suit wearing bachelor he is today.

So are we ever going to suit up?

Jay on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 7:52 AM

First, I need enough money to buy myself a suit that fits.

Jerome on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 8:41 AM

Damn ... no love for the Big Hurt here, folks

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2345972

Bigworm on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 9:04 AM

I'll suit up anytime. I have a few pimping suits of my own.

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 9:05 AM

here's the video from the douche bag in the Timberwolves game: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap...ameId=260226016

marc and i discussed suiting up with the ladies on Saturday (pre-bar-hopping, shot-taking, boob-grabbing, ass-spanking, waitress-bending-over, McCall-proposing, drunk). They agree it is a very good strategy. We'd have to stick to the plan though. I forsee people getting too drunk and trying to build up the fake wedding ruining everything. They key is to just suit up and get drunk, and if anyone asks why we are dressed up "we just came from a wedding" and then change the subject as quickly as possible.

Church on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 9:34 AM

Brock, I think I just found your next vacation destination. They are accomodating of your lifestyle. http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/...ica/4748292.stm

Jay on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 9:54 AM

Happy Birthday to Adam "I'm not really a Baldwin" Baldwin.

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Apparently Vince Young scored a 6 on the wonderlick test. To put things in perspective, they say that if you score less than 10 you probably can't read...

http://www.packersnews.com/archives..._24926443.shtml

Hook 'em Horns!

douglas on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 10:07 AM

i've tried to suit up, but nobody ever wants to. every time i've ever gone out to bars or anywhere in a suit, it's so much easier to talk to the ladies. trust me, much easier. it's an easy conversation starter, plus girls take more notice when you're dressed up. it works, really well at times.

joe on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 10:10 AM

here is a sample wunderlic:

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/closer/020228test.html

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 10:14 AM

thanks joe, I was looking for that article. here's the breakdown on average scores by position and also by other careers from the sister article to the page2 test:

Offensive tackles: 26
Centers: 25
Quarterbacks: 24
Guards: 23
Tight Ends: 22
Safeties: 19
Middle linebackers: 19
Cornerbacks: 18
Wide receivers: 17
Fullbacks: 17
Halfbacks: 16

The average scores in other professions look like this:

Chemist: 31
Programmer: 29
Newswriter: 26
Sales: 24
Bank teller: 22
Clerical Worker: 21
Security Guard: 17
Warehouse: 15

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/closer/020228.html

adrian on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 10:35 AM

You know how i know your gay, you wanna suit up and go to Bardstown Road. I couldn't resist.

Bigworm on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 11:10 AM

VIDA!

I know exactly who this is, because I remember seeing that ass in Joe's FHM magazine!

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzz_log/?fr=fp-buzz-img

Bigworm on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Jay you might want to be careful, this is fair game for everyone else!

www.vidasworld.com

joe on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 12:07 PM

the wonderlic test is culturally biased

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl...ts/3687374.html

Jay on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 12:47 PM

It's really quiet today.

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 12:47 PM

if I were vince young and a reporter asked me about my scores I'd have to say "how about you wonderlick my balls."

i think that would settle that matter.

Bigworm on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 1:10 PM

Obviously, with or without a high wonderlick score - Vince dismantled defenses all year. Performance speaks larger volumes than any written test any day.

Bigworm on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 1:15 PM

Wow..Ernie Fletcher..way to go!

http://www.bluegrassreport.org/blue..._report__1.html

Bigworm on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 1:36 PM

David Beckham - well you guessed it..not very smart.

"I think it was maths, actually. It's done totally differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know, I was like, 'Oh my God, I can't do this'.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006022...eoffbeatbeckham

Brock on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 1:36 PM

Isn't Ernie Fletcher dying or something? I heard he's been in the hospital for a week. The dude must really be hated to be harassed while dying in a hopital bed.

Governor, you're balls are showing.

Jay on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 1:53 PM

He's been sick, although I don't think he is dying. Viva la Abramson!

Jay on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:02 PM

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that the trailer home was in Fairdale, or the fact that he lived on Penile road.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60227012

Barry on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Glad you guys had fun this weekend, bec. you could've been in New Orleans during Mardi Gras YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES! That's 2 years you've passed up on free lodging for Mardi Gras...what the hell is wrong with you guys? I'd like to remind you that I won't be here for forever and the numbers are already dwindling as Chris and Wes are married and Douglas has a baby's mama.

Bigworm on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:06 PM

Barry - Chris and Jay started heading down there..they tried calling you but you didn't answer and then the remembered that Chris was married so they made their way back here.

A Catholic Town?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,186202,00.html

douglas on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:16 PM

ouch, wicked burn, just wicked barry. i do believe wes and chris made it all the way to I-65. Jay was ready to do the damn thing, but of course, chris pussied out and decided he'd rather do 'have you met my friend jay' all night at the nugget and badger homeless preachers at white castle...

douglas on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:16 PM

oh, and barry, if you ever need to know how to pick up women at a bar, just ask joe, he's found the secret

joe on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:20 PM

post up and box out

Barry on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:23 PM

Nice. Speaking of boxing out, how much of a bad ass is Big Baby?

Barry on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:25 PM

They left out some stuff. The theme for one of the parades in Baton Rouge was "FEMAture Evacuation." http://news.yahoo.com/fc/US/Hurricane_Katrina

douglas on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:31 PM

u don't get the full effect of what joe is saying unless you see him, drunk as piss, explaining to us how to get women in a bar. His words: "This is how you pick up chicks at a bar, you look around, spot a target, post up, and then box the bitch out!" He then proceeded to stick his ass on the next girl that walked by as she desperately tried to figure out how to get past him, all the while he's yelling "you have to really use you ass to box out bitches." good stuff

joe on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:38 PM

If only I remembered doing this stuff

Barry on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:42 PM

That's pretty damn good Joe. Just for you guys I did go to Razzoo last night and get a blow job...the shot

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 2:55 PM

here's the midget vs lion fight article that people were talking about last night: http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attac...nRing-Fight.htm

fake, but still funny.

Bigworm on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Yeah that is a good read. The only thing that breaks my heart is that it's fake.

douglas on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 3:24 PM

i bet wing commander would've loved to see that many midgets mauled in a single outing

Brock on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 3:28 PM

I almost forgot we went to Hike Point Lounge and you guys sang Bon Jovi. Who drank the champagne of beers?

Chris was obsessed with several things that evening:
1. Driving to New Orleans
2. Whiskey
3. Jake's Bitches
4. Trying to hit Metzimeier up for free drinks
5. The wrath of God

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 3:30 PM

i personally liked the explanation on why the article was written: " It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight. "

Makes sense to me!


actually, it reminded me of one of my favorite mcsweeney's articles: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/4/8schweiger.html

Jerome on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 3:34 PM

Hey, Dad. I'm takin' your ass YARD ...
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2346877

Barry on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 3:36 PM

HA! He really did throw at his own kid in a father-son game. He is now "the Duke."

Brent on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 3:50 PM

If you're Vida fans you might want to check out the link below. Its from when her cell phone was hacked last year; as you might of already guessed nsfw unless you work at MaximumASP or with AnythingGoes Adrian.

http://postarchives.entensity.net/0...05/wow-vida.php

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 3:54 PM

via the Sports Guy's links, 20 years of the Final Countdown: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pkxIQPu-...nal%20countdown (sound)

adrian on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 4:02 PM

I read that article about the midgets and lions on another site I believed that sick fuck of a country Cambodia actually let some midgets fight the lion.

I saw one video on Bear baiting. Now for you who don't know what Bear Baiting is it is where they chain a bear to a wall and sick animals on it (such as dogs) and fight. The video showed two pitbulls being released on the bear. One pit bull clamped clamped down on the bears arm. Two seconds later the bear broke its back and slung it what looked like about 30 feet away. Then the bear killed the other pit bull in a matter of seconds. Even though i hate pit bulls it was pretty disturbing to see them get snapped in two.

Jay on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 4:03 PM

It's the final countdown!
Yeah, I was ready to drive to new orleans, but chris is a bitch.

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 4:15 PM

now, i'm not a big fan of tatoos, but I figure if you get one, you might as well go the full nine: http://www.alwayswas.com/iphotos/ba...ges/Image8.html

(probably not safe for work)

adrian on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Love the pics of Vida you posted Brent. Now if there a picture of her hog tied on the floor with a baseball bat stuffed in her ass, that would be even hotter. Oh wait....

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 4:30 PM

high speed chase from today: http://www.kfor.com/Global/story.asp?S=4558572

it gets good around minute one...

Marc on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 5:42 PM

Jay, find a way to see this video
REAL TRANSFORMER
http://www.devilducky.com/media/42185/

Marc on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 5:48 PM

http://www.hetemeel.com/einsteinform.php

Marc on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 6:32 PM

You gotta love a t-shirt that references The Monster Squad
http://fright-rags.com/store/index....5673dd559ce45d2

Phil on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 6:33 PM

the wikipedia's entry on "Very Special Episodes"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Very_special_episode

Marc, there is no mention of Boy Meets World, which itself needs some work: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Me...ld_%28Disney%29

although it is on the list of tv shows that feature time travel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ude_time_travel

marc, time to get working!

Wing Commander on Monday, February 27, 2006 at 11:26 PM

For Big Jay:

http://www.yikers.com/video_im_the_...naut_bitch.html

I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 12:26 AM

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!

that is awesome, and I don't even like comics.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 7:52 AM

... and all I have are my suits, money and meaningless one night stands....my life is awesome. These are tears of joy.

Marc on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 8:29 AM

yup. at least Barney has not been turned into a pussy.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 8:32 AM

damn the natty sci stats page was blocked

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:03 AM

so what'd i miss last night on 'how i met your mother?' i'm assuming that last quote came from last nite....

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:05 AM

we need to find the rules for marshgammon

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:09 AM

Which stats page was blocked? The one with all the comments stats or the one that tells you that 5 people from Angoria visited on Friday?

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:31 AM

i got one to work

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:34 AM

not everybody answer at once

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:46 AM

the episode was fantastic. Barney almost went gay, marshgammon is the greatest game ever, ted is gay.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:47 AM

I say keep it on the waterfront. Look at the future picture of the Louisville skyline...looks pretty awesome to me.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...S0101/602280356

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 9:53 AM

The episode was pretty good...Barney is the man and is a convert from hippie-ism...and the master at evening the score........Marshgammon is a game we all need to learn to play...What?..take a drink bitches! And what I am hoping for Victoria is that she cheats on Ted and that leaves Ted suiting up with Barney.

Jay on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Juggernaut
Real Name:Cain Marko
Relatives:Kurt Marko(father, deceased), Charles Francis Xavier(stepbrother, MIA)
First Appearance: X-Men #12, 1965
Cain was abused by his father for much of his childhood, and took it out on his stepbrother Charles. During the Korean War, the stepbrothers happened upont the cave of Cyttorak, and the fabled Gem of Cyttorak. Cain picked up the gem, and became the Juggernaut. The cave collapsed on top of him, while Xavier escaped. Juggernaut was eventually able to dig out of the cave, and went on to menace Xavier and his Xmen. Only by removing his helmet (with the help of Human Torch Johnny Storm) was Xavier able to use his telepathy to fell his stepbrother. Later, Juggernaut teamed up with Black Tom Cassidy (cousin of X-Man Sean Cassidy, Banshee) in a long lasting partnership to destroy the All new, All different Xmen. Eventually, Cain left the partnership after Black Tom underwent a secondary mutation. He joined the X-men and befriended young Sammy Pare, whom was later killed by Black Tom. Juggernaugt is now a member of the New Excalibur with Nocturne, Dazzler, Pete Wisdom, Sage, and Captain Britain, protecting England after the tragedy of M-Day.
Fun Fact: Cain considers himself the biggest fan of rock singer Allion Blair, The Dazzler.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 10:27 AM

do we have any interest in a fantasy baseball league?

Jerome on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 10:32 AM

For Mardi Gras, I want someone to hook me up with a Weil-Kyle sandwich ... please reference WAVE3 news ... Laissez les bons tons roulez!

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 10:47 AM

i even bought a book on fantasy baseball today:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/06...5Fencoding=UTF8

count me in, but I only participate in fantasy leagues were there is some random category that is drastically over valued. My vote is that stealing third base is worth 15 points. It's hard to steal third base.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:03 AM

what is the baseball equivalent of a kick return?

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:24 AM

actually stealing 3rd is in most cases easier than stealing second, you can get a much bigger lead off of 2nd base.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:24 AM

wow the sci just crapped out on me with a runtime error for a few minutes

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:25 AM

how bout in the park homers

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:32 AM

let's see, the joy of having a kick returner this year:

1) as long they actually were returning kicks, you got at least 6 points
2) if they actually performed above average, you were good for 12 points
3) if the team kept getting scored on, you were good for 15 points even if they were performing at below the league average

so, we are looking for some stat that someone will get points for irregardless of actually performing well, and the worse their team is the more points they get. And the key factor is that in any other league they'd have to be just about useless.

There has to be some stat from like middle relievers or something. Maybe if we can somehow give points for pitches thrown between the third and seventh inning by pitchers not registering a win or a save.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:32 AM

I think i am going with caught stealing

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:33 AM

caught stealing and holds. I am setting it up now

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:37 AM

i think middle relievers is the key here, b/c on bad times, they are used frequently, they register very few wins, saves, and/or losses, mostly just gap fillers. maybe like middle relievers' ERA or something

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:38 AM

yeah, this place is going nuts with the smart people trying to figure out what is going wrong.

i am trying to figure out what the equivalent of returning kicks is for baseball.

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:40 AM

I'll play baseball, it'll give me a reason to actually pay attention this year. Besides, I can't wait to hear Phil bitch some more about kick return points. That never gets old, its kind of like Big Red, except much more lame.

Has anyone seen Waiting? Jake showed Chris the brain on Friday and kicked him in the ass, classic!

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 11:42 AM

League Name: I seek the fluids of the dead
Password: nattysci
league ID #: 174518

The point system is a joke right now. I will fix it sometime. I am taking requests for the points.

Jay on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 12:40 PM

I know I'm not a whiskey fan, but I might have to try some of this because it sounds GENIUS!

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 12:48 PM

i changed my im name to usquebaugh-baul. But whiskey bad!

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 12:58 PM

I signed up. Do we want to put a little money on this league, just for motivation's sake. Nothing big, like $5-10 / person? That way, when Joe wins, he can buy some whiskey for everyone else to drink at the end of the season.

Can I draft Walt Weiss, Harold Baines, and Terry Steinbach?

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 1:03 PM

Stat page update: Joe has surpassed Jay in both total number of posts and number of posts per day. It was a long run at 4th place for Big Jay, but the young go-getter with absolutely nothing to do at work easily gained ground by posting non-stop from 7:30AM to 9AM every day.

Looking at the total number of posts, its like looking at the total number of NCAA victories with Phil and Wes WAY out in front of everyone like Kentucky and UNC. I better get posting!

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 1:09 PM

Who is the 4th team in the league?

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 1:23 PM

I'm "The Mars Greenskins". And a nerd.

adrian on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 1:24 PM

I remember drinking Jim Beam Bookers and that shit fucked me up bad. I couldn't imagine drink 184 proof whiskey. Fuck it...Load up the shot glasses!

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 1:39 PM

was lenny the genius who ran headfirst into the brick wall on Booker's?

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 1:40 PM

You shouldn't take shots of that shit. Put it in a glass and sip it over a few minutes...the effects will be the same I assure you. If you take shots of that shit..you really might kill yourself if you don't watch it.

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 1:49 PM

ESPN has their full length feature on the autistic kid on their ESPN motion thingy. let's see if this link works: http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband...tegory=Page%202

Jay on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Damnit, Joe, I guess I need to start slacking off at work more. Or get chase to close down for a few weeks so I can catch back up.

Jay on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:15 PM

I would have more to talk about if there were less conversations about sports and more about comic books and star wars.

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:18 PM

I think we need to bring back the "Giving Up Making Strippers Cry for Lent" as a team name. Good times.

Barry on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:22 PM

joe, saw major league 2 last night. This is possibly on my top 20 disappointing sequels list. so, top of the ninth Indians up by 2, 2 out, 2 men on, and they send in the wild thing. Rick strikes the guy out, they win the ALCS and go to the series. But no not the vegg-o-matic, he's a rebel. he walks the guy to get to one of the best sluggers in the league, who by the way, has been rick's daddy all season. Of course he strikes him out on 3 fast balls. I asked myself WWJD - what would joe do? Would he walk a scrub to get to Douglas Hargett?

adrian on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Sorry guys, I won't be at Trivia tonight. I have to work.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:29 PM

I did walk a guy to get to him, then coach calls 4 consecutive curve balls. the first two he watched for strikes, third he fouls off roughly 492 feet, the 4th doubled off the wall. What kind of coach calls 4 straight curve balls? Dumbass.

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:29 PM

stolen right from The Sports Guy's links:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106688/
"IMDB.com profile for "Death Ring," a 1993 film starring Mike Norris (son of Chuck), Chad McQueen (son of Steve), Don Swayze (brother of The Swayze) and some dude named Billy Drago. This is easily one of my five favorite films of all-time, even though I'll likely never see it and had no idea it existed until this morning."

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:31 PM

but a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:43 PM

who will make it to trivia tonight? it's fat tuesday, so you get the hard core drunk chicks out. i can't wait!

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:45 PM

I'm a no show. I got tickets to the sneak preview of 16 blocks.

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 2:49 PM

it's looking like I'm spending the $50 by myself then, suckers! at 2.50 per beer and assuming that they continue only making us pay for every other beer...that's like 40 beers all to myself!

err, maybe I'll just go home and watch the crap my DVR has recorded for me recently.

ok, so it looks like this:
brent - tests
adrian - work
joe - sneak preview of 16 blocks
marc and matt church - school stuff

so...game off!

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:07 PM

So we had a free lunch today catered by Joe's OK Bayou. 3 of us were trying to decide when to go eat. We were arguing between 12 and 12:30. We started to go at 12 decided not to and were going to wait till 12:30. Rumor spread they were running out of food so we went at 12:15. this girl who was going with us dissappeared so I left her a note saying we were at lunch. She never showed up, no one knew where she was when we got back from lunch. Word just got back that she went home crying at 12:30. So the point of this whole thing is: Why the fuck do women have emotions?

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:17 PM

Shit Phil, I'd drive down from Cincy to give you a hand, but the UC game is tonight and Michelle and I have to guzzle down 20 Miller Lites for $1 and cheer on the Bearcats. Otherwise, I'd be suckin' down some imports and antagonizing the drunk chicks with ya. I really need to find a bar doing trivia up here, a bunch of Ph.d's and nurses would destroy the locals.

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:17 PM

i think it's penis envy

Brent on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Sweet, lets definitely wait till next Tuesday as I will be on Spring Break and $2.50 imports sounds mighty!

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Joe left out the part where she was giving him a hummer in the janitor's closet around 12:05 when he started snoring at 12:06, she bolted, but Joe didn't wake from his catnap until 12:15.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:25 PM

I do have a thing for making bitches cry

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:27 PM

http://butterbeer.ytmnd.com/

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:28 PM

Damnit Joe, stop posting, you are catching up to me, and I don't want to relinquish my 3rd place position. You get all the perks of being a finalist, but you don't have any expectations. The bronze rules!

Speaking of Spring Break... I think I remember rambling about getting together for a cabin trip one weekend. Who is interested?

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:30 PM

Happy Birthday John Tuturro Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski...49

Brock I am simply trying to place in the top 3. I have no glory. Let me have something.

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:35 PM

he's right, he has nothing.....

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:35 PM

except a kitchen couch

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:36 PM

which is admirable in its own right

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:36 PM

i need

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:37 PM

four more posts

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:37 PM

to pass adrian

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:37 PM

there, i did it.

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:38 PM

marc, only 189 more posts to catch you

douglas on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:38 PM

188....

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:43 PM

Crime report from todays Courier Journal

4300 block of Tuscarora Way. A man told police he had been driving around the area to buy crack cocaine when he was approached by people about 6 a.m. Feb. 17. He said they offered him crack for his cell phone, but the man refused because the crack piece looked fake to him. One of the people then pulled the man out of his Oldsmobile Intrigue and took the car.

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:45 PM

See, I can't do what Douglas just did because I would drop in my letter count per post. The trails and tribulations of being 3 place poster overall and moving up the rankings toward wordy bastard. Unfortunately, I have Jen in front of me, and she only posted, what, like twice, with really long, epic stories that absolutely dwarf anything I can attain. However, if I stick enough aggregious adjectives into my posts, then my impecible word count will monstrously skyrocket, leaving the Wing Commander shriveled and crapping on Phil's floor, mesmorized by my industrious vocabulary.

NERD RANK: #1

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Looking back at the wordy bastards list, if we were giving out awards I would give Brock the silver medal. I consider Jen, Green Baron and Hoban as only provisional members. They never completed their probationary period to fulfill true natty sci post membership.

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Since I'm addicted to the Stats page (go figure), another great category, related to the "Crazy go nuts" post days would be the most epic post days in Natty Sci history. For example, the "Marc's sweaty chest" day or the "day after an epic night."

I am going to go back and read that day, so I can make milk come out my nose laughing agian.

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Joe makes an excellent point! Which leads us to a great topic of discussion... what is the requirements for full Natty Sci membership?

1. Posting on Nattysci.com
2. Knowing the 3 most beloved Natty Sci holidays
3. Puking at or around Joe's house
4. Knowing the Natty Sci "sign"
5. Drinking their weight in alcohol one night
6. Getting a nickname that is overly used
7. Driving Brock's Explorer
8. Having Jay apologize to you.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 3:57 PM

are the 3 holidays new years, 4th of july and Marks b-day?

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:01 PM

even i've driven brock's explorer!

but i am not familiar with this Natty Sci "sign" you speak of.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:02 PM

What would the different levels of natty sci membership status be: grandfather, new class, la femme, fan club....

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:03 PM

we talking potential tatoo sign or gang sign? I know the natty sci tattoo

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:05 PM

Joe, you gave it away... not like it was a secret or anything. I would nominate St. Patty's day as the 4th, but since it falls on a weekday more often than not, getting the "group" together is more difficult, thus demoting it to a second-class Natty Sci holiday.

With that being said, I think Halloween / Jay's B-day may be approaching Natty Sci status since we were able to put together a nice group to get drunk and watch Jay stumble around and hit on chicks dressed as Darth Vader.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:06 PM

What do we call Thanksgiving, wes' b-day and wes' engagement day all looped into one weekend?

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:07 PM

You know, this wordy bastard ranking may not be worth it, because I'm typing far too much today, and its really annoying if I just want to answer a simple question like "what is the Natty Sci 'sign'?"

The answer with my 300th letter in this comment being the "gang sign"

Brock on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Joe, the only problem with that was it was a one time occurance, and not an actual "holiday". For example, Chris' bachelor party (N'awlins bitches!), Derby, Chris' graduation, and the Burket-Hall wedding. It occured in about a span of 3 weeks, but only Derby and their anniversary occur each year.

Which means we could just start making a yearly trek down to N'Awlins on the anniversary of Chris' bachelorhood. Now that would be a worthy Natty Sci holiday.

Thunder over Louisville is a 'dead' Natty Sci holiday b/c it had epic stories associated with it (Chris-OH River, Brock-dislocated jaw puking), but has since become lame.

joe on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:11 PM

man this past hour at work has flown by. Thanks brock.

Phil on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:13 PM

sports guy's rundown on monday's TV shows (including how I met your mother): http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ex?name=simmons

and I don't think Marc will ever be caught. I did a search on the longest posts and he's got like 20 of them with his movie review write ups. The rest are from wes posting full articles from the internet.

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:17 PM

Okay not many things ever torment a lion...but this 10 pound monkey does!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/monkeyvstiger.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, February 28, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Joe - I didn't get engaged till the weekend after Valentine's Day!

Phil - give me a call if you go up to trivia, but considering we don't know a damn thing about movies or literature were screwed!

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