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Posted by Phil on March 23rd, around lunchtime | 353 comments

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Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:27 AM

political "discussions" make my penis soft.

I like how this chick has the clit rubbing thumb action. Really a pro move.

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM

ok, i'm going to start deleting political comments here in a second. it cannot thing of a more boring and rediculous subject for us to talk about, ESPECIALLY a topic that is well over a year old and has been broken apart by people far smarter than anyone here (besides, say, church). how about you make productive use of your time and figure out who this chick is?

oh, and make sure you vote for Drew:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ket/mailbag/men

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:47 AM

dude where is the pic?

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:49 AM

is it not showing up? works for me!
http://www.nattysci.com/images/uplo...ncaashocker.jpg

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:52 AM

can I get that link in a maximumasp.com link?

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:53 AM

aaaaah, gotcha. let me fix...

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:55 AM

picture should work for you, Joe (and Jay).

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:56 AM

I love her

Jerome on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:58 AM

My vote is that it's one of the Rismiller sisters ... http://webs.wichita.edu/?u=SPIRITSQ...er/women_large/

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:02 PM

hmmm...sisters. fantastic! double shocker?

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:13 PM

Phil, get this political shit out of here. I'm losing my smile from the shocker twins.

Jay on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:23 PM

I'd do her.

Jay on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:28 PM

Happy Birthday to Richard Grieco.

Jay on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Did they ever stop to think that the bunnie is a pagan tradition, and has nothing to do with christianity whatsoever?

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Here's the deal, Isaac:
1) First ammendment rights do not cover privately owned establishments. This site costs me around $100 a year plus my time to run. I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

2) If I want to read someone's opinion on the war, iraq, oil or how to prepare traditional yiddish dishes I'm going to go to someone that knows what the fuck they are talking about, not someone rehashing shit they heard on Fox News or Air America (although Fox News does have some excellent Yiddish dish recipes during Hannity and Colmes)

3) No one is having a discussion. They are posting shitty rants and attacking the other side with shitty logic. It is painful to read because it is uniniformed, one sided, boring, full of errors and half truths, poorly written, and just a waste of everyone's time. I could sit there and pick apart each and every sentance that someone posts, irregardless of which side they are posting from, with facts that disproves them. Everyone is welcome to their opinion, but the fact remains that most people base their opinion on upbringing and no amount of ranting on fucking nattySci.com, a site I might add has a picture of a cheerleader throwing up the shocker on the front page mind you, will do ANYONE any good in regards to changing someone's mind on whether or not they think that what Cindy Shehan is doing is right, wrong, illegal, heroic, amoral, an embarrasement to her family, communist, sexy and/or patriotic.

Jay on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:42 PM

Wow, Phil, I think I just heard a slow clap over the internet.

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:43 PM

It also warrants mentioning that I am basically only three survey courses away from a political science degree and am thinking about doing work for some of the campaigns. I am far from someone who thinks that being actively involved with politics is a waste of time. This just isn't the place.

Jay on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:46 PM

Last night I hear a new description of the shocker
"Two in the goo, one in the poo"

For some reason, the word goo makes me laugh.

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 12:49 PM

a girl told me this joke last night, and I thought of Marc:
The Seven Dwarfs went to the Vatican, and got ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey led the pack. "Dopey, my son," said the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asked, "Excuse me, Your Eminence, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkled his brow at the odd question, thought for a moment and answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background the dwarfs started giggling. Dopey turned around and gave them a fiery stare, silencing them. Dopey turned back to the Pope. "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled again, answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." This time, all the dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turned around and silenced them all with an angry stare. Dopey turned back to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?" The Pope answered, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapsed into a heap, rolling and laughing, tears running down their cheeks as they began chanting: "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 1:03 PM

apparently when the stanford tree got thrown out of the game against FSU he threw up the shocker too. Can't find any video of it though...

adrian on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 1:03 PM

Holy shite, phil must have got his prescription for testicles filled during lunch. Way to go philco!

Jerome on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 1:12 PM

We need a SHOCKER SWEEP here ... vote for Stephanie LONGENDYKE (yeah, LONG-en-DYKE) from Duke for Miss Bracket ... http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...t/mailbag/women

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 1:15 PM

that's the one I'm surprised Becka Suchy (heh, heh) isn't walking away with. Talk about an upset for the ages.

My guess is some PSU people rigged the voting.

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 1:36 PM

the shocker is becoming way to mainstream

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 1:41 PM

6300 block of Fern Valley Way. A man said he invited a woman into his apartment about 8:40 p.m. March 14. They sat on the couch and talked, and then went into a bedroom. After the man removed his pants, the woman ran out of the apartment with his pants and wallet. The man chased her outside and was assaulted by an unknown man.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 1:45 PM

Philco - Amy Guise got a poly sci degree at bellarmine while majoring in chemistry, running, and studying for the MCAT. Poly Sci isn't hard, simply read and write.

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 1:49 PM

that is what tits on a stick Cat graduated with. She isn't very smart.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 1:54 PM

In fact, you might have just lowered my perception of what I already thought about you pertaining to politics. What I find really interesting are the people who like to sit back and listen to both sides then call bullshit. Well I am telling you to man up and add something to the conversation.

Isaac and I already know this, and the rest of you should as well, that we aren't trying to persuade anyone just having casual conversation on current events. That is all. And there are things that I read that Isaac writes that makes good logical sense. Things that I agreew with and things that I don't. And there is a lot of BS that I add into my stuff to get you silly people riled up.

What everyone knows is it doesn't matter whatever you say. This isn't a persuasion piece that someone is writing in 3rd grade, this subject deals with peoples feelings and emotions on a whole new level. And whenever people bring in emotions people have a hard time make the rational decision. Hence where "It's not personal it's just business" came from.

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:01 PM

The point is that we would rather look at chicks throwing around shockers and make poopshoot jokes then have intelligent conversations.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Joe, it is very understandable and I totally agree.

However, at times it is fun and engaging to to shoot the shit with Isaac.

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:15 PM

what joe said. i've got one minute here and there during the day to make snide remarks and post funny links. When I said I almost have a political science degree I wasn't imply I am smart, because everyone knows that isn't true. I'm just saying that while politics are an obvious interest of mine, I know that this is not a good forum for discussing it.

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:17 PM

I'm just thinking about the children. When I look up donkey punch cleveland steamer, beastiality, freaky deeky or freaky sex on the internet and I get to a link that has a political debate I am pissed. I don't want anybody to have to go through that pain.

adrian on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:19 PM

Looks like Padgett just lost his Job next year. Farley is taking over

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Farley is fine until Louisville plays a team with a good center. Then it's all over. Case in point: The Pittsburgh game.

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:24 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.html

also, farley is a poor mans otis george.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Way to man handle Missouri State, they earned that trip to the NIT final 4!

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:27 PM

back to back final fours, suck it!!

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:30 PM

Phil, as the webmaster, is green baron gonna make you have to smack a bitch?

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:41 PM

No bitch needs to be smacked. Philco - can you create a simple "Anything goes" page for anything including politics. Shouldn't be hard to do, or is it just principle now?

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Yankees on the juice. What?

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/wcStor...ntentId=5435870

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:43 PM

that's not a bad idea, wes. let me work on it. i set some stuff up for the basketball related posts last year, so I think it might be easy to do.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:47 PM

Hmmm..maybe Xenu is fighting back.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/23/pa...n.ap/index.html

Jay on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:47 PM

I think the earthlings have finally found out our master plan to keep them unhappy. We might have to find a new planet to enslave. One that still believes in psychotherapy. Hail Xenu!

Jay on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Wes, I was working on my Xenu post the same time as you. That is freaky.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:49 PM

See what censorship does, it saves kittens.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,188939,00.html

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:50 PM

I never did like cats

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:52 PM

As we all know, I have been consumed by planning my financial future lately, so for anyone who is interested in securing their financial future here is a good article to read about investing. Most people think it takes a lot of money, but here is what $100 bucks a month can do for you.

http://moneycentral.msn.com/content...ing/P117785.asp

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:53 PM

Or you can spend it all on lap dances

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 2:58 PM

But just think how many lap dances you could be in the future, and you can thank the power of compounding interest for that.

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:15 PM

i added a new link to the side bar, Natty Politcs.
http://www.nattysci.com/displayPost.aspx?Post=83

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:16 PM

And if you decide to do a Roth IRA, once you are an old dude (65 I think is the age), you can withdraw money tax free and everything you earned is tax free too (post-tax money is used to contribute to this account)

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Hey Phil, what was the name of MO State's dance team? Wasn't it a funny name? Their mascot was the Shoney's Bear.

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:26 PM

they were the huggy bears. according to the louisville message boards they were playing the theme to Family Guy during the game.

Most of the fans agreed - Missouri State band > Louisville band.

douglas on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:27 PM

WOW, i miss half a day with a sick daughter, come back and everyone's fired up. all i did yesterday was post something about a fucked up lady who gets on my nerves, not start a Natty Sci Civil War.

douglas on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:27 PM

btw, love the cheerleader picture throwing up the shocker, truly classy, especially captured on national tv.

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:28 PM

I want the wichita st. shocker foam finger

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Nothing says class like 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. Or is that ass?

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:38 PM

they should change their school colors to pink and brown

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:41 PM

more from the sports guy chat:
Jimmy Newark, NJ: You have mentioned the show "How I Met Your Mother" a couple of times recently. How can you talk about that show and not mention that the entire premise of the show is that he is telling all of this stuff to his children. That's right he is telling his CHILDREN his entire pre-mom sexual history. Can you imagine yourself one day doing this with your daughter?

Bill Simmons: (2:04 PM ET ) Um ... no. You're right, it's a little weird.

douglas on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:42 PM

this is great, no women should be dunking:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...whitlock/060323

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:42 PM

That's pretty funny actually. Never thought about that.

Green Baron on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:47 PM

Holy fuck,
13% of my posts contain the word fuck
I'm in 2nd place.
That's fuckin' sweet.

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:49 PM

it was the haiku day

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:50 PM

jason whitlock's lawyer is a wise man: "Jase, what you continue to fail to realize is that women don't really want to hear the truth. The key to a relationship is telling them what they want to hear and celebrating the dumb stuff they do as a virtue"

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:54 PM

anyone up for Genny's tonight?

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 3:58 PM

I can't skip umpiring class again

Green Baron on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 4:00 PM

I like political discussion because it gets my mind off of work. It is great for brain stimulation and increasing your intelligence. I love hearing alternate theories and discussing them in public forum. Then, when you return to the work at hand, you have a whole new outlook on it.
Perhaps you should try it.
Here's what you do:
Read a political piece, then find booby sites. Now you tell me....don't those boobies look a hell of a lot better after reading politics then just going straight to the boobies?

In addition, I too have been attempting securing my financial future.
I find this to be my handiest site:
http://www.investopedia.com/

Everything you wanted to know about investing, it's on there. No boobies though.....

Fuck! - obligatory

Green Baron on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 4:04 PM

don't know if anyone pointed it out, but the record for most posts in a day was shattered March 17th.

I guess there's a lot of NCAA tournament fans here....

fuck

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Yeah that day Brock and I single handedly took down the haiku day. I think when we were 9 away or so I started just posting to get to 200.

joe on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 4:17 PM

The taint rammer, the unsung hero of the shocker

adrian on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 4:40 PM

Converstation with asian chick at work i just had...

(16:28:09) asianchick: oogalaka oogalaka shim bam boom
(16:29:25) lazycorleon: ooh e ooh e ah ting tang walla bing bang
(16:29:51) asianchick: crazy boy
(16:30:45) lazycorleon: look down you shirt and spell the word ATTIC
(16:30:50) lazycorleon: you = your
(16:31:04) asianchick: haha
(16:31:09) asianchick: very funny
(16:31:56) asianchick: but there's two ic
(16:32:08) lazycorleon: lol
(16:33:18) lazycorleon: when are you going to hook me up with your mommas friends daughters
(16:33:40) asianchick: when you start acting right
(16:33:44) asianchick: hehe
(16:33:47) lazycorleon: oh come on
(16:34:01) lazycorleon: i will be good...very good ;)
(16:34:02) asianchick: you have to be a good boy
(16:34:14) asianchick: i'm sure you will
(16:34:20) asianchick: i will ask
(16:34:25) asianchick: i promise
(16:34:44) asianchick: so you can get a taste of the asian pie

Marc on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Adrian, I need to meet to cool ass asian princess (and her hot friends) I might accidentally show up tomorrow for lunch. Be like... "Adrian, what are YOU doing here? Oh hey baby, mind if I dip my spring roll in you sesame sauce?" Oh yeah, I'm a suave motherfucker.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Wow...is her her "mommas friends daughters" hot?

adrian on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 4:47 PM

I don't know. She says they are pretty with high standards. I will quickly bring them down.

Marc on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 5:04 PM

As her does her momma's friend's daughter like to play "just the tip?" you know, just see see how it feels.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 5:06 PM

The official Joe Burket t-shirt.

http://www.choiceshirts.com/item/k/a2284b/

Brent on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 5:23 PM

Dude, just hook me up with the Mom, those Asian chicks look good well into the social security years.

douglas on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 5:24 PM

wes, are you gonna post the other 20 shirts you see on that site too?

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 5:30 PM

No, I only post quality shirts!

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 5:42 PM

we reached the 15,000 comment mark today.

Phil on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 5:54 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/pr.../web.storm0327/

joe, can you be of any help here with getting the contents of this article?

Bigworm on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 9:37 PM

LSU just to long and athletic, jackpot baby maybe that will earn me some money in the pay brackets I am in.

Anyone else see JJ and Sheldan crying, that brought tears of joy to my eyes.

mmmmmwwaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Jerome on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 10:07 PM

JJ even cries like a chode ... he looked like he had really bad allergies.

Wing Commander on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 10:12 PM

Adrian, that is another great NattySci t-shirt slogan.

"NattySci: Lowering the Bar Since 199*"

Jerome on Thursday, March 23, 2006 at 11:45 PM

Chuck Norris reading Chuck Norris quotes!!
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/chuc...orris_facts.htm

Jerome on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 12:06 AM

WOW ... holy fuckin' balls ... what a great ending to the WVU-Texas game!

Phil on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 3:58 AM

man, in just about every bracket besides the one worth money I had LSU beating Duke. Fucking sagarin predictor ratings.

adrian on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 4:27 AM

What a great night. Reddick and Morrison packing for home. It can't get any better.

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 8:20 AM

Working on the SI access

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 8:21 AM

http://premium.si.cnn.com/pr/subs2/.../web.storm0327/

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 8:21 AM

did that work?

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 9:10 AM

Fantastic.

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 9:24 AM

Does anyone know what the little terrorist (Jihad) and James White didn't play last night?

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 9:33 AM

please tell me someone saw adam morrison crying last night at the end of the gonzaga game. please somebody tell me they saw how fucking pathetic and atrociously ugly he looked

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 9:34 AM

Maybe Doug is in France and he left the acetylene on.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,188987,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 9:39 AM

Best part is in 2 of my brackets I have LSU over Duke, should have been three had I not fucked up with Iona.

adrian on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 9:42 AM

Oh i saw him crying like a little bitch and for some odd reason, it brought a smile to my face.

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 9:46 AM

I heard academically ineligible

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 9:59 AM

Top 10 Breakout performers for 2006 NCAA Tourney.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu....1.html?cnn=yes

adrian on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 9:59 AM

Funniest news report ever on Leprechauns. Must Watch!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWe...n%20in%20mobile

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Still the greatest college game ever.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5430134

Church on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Brock, what do you think of your new coach? Cronin is pretty damn good. I am surprised that bitch president hired him since he coach with Huggins.

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:05 AM

That was fucking great. Great find Adrian on the leprachaun in Mobile, AL.

For the record, I was drinking water when they showed the amature shetch and I spit it all over my computer monitor.

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:05 AM

Mick Cronin is an excellent hire by the Natti. I am actually surprised they made a good hire.

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:07 AM

I don't blame those guys for balling after losing. That is the last game of their college career. I'm sure had I played at a successful program or some place that I liked it would have been that way with me. Instead at bellarmine I sat in the dugout and drank a beer saying fuck all ya'll mother fuckers.

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:08 AM

I got that leperchaun email yesterday. That shit is classic.

Jay on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:09 AM

Ah, joe, we taught you well.

adrian on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:13 AM

"if ya seen da leprechaun..say YEAH!"

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:23 AM

I believe Chris and Joanna are in town tonight.

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:28 AM

"hey joe and douglas, put that beer in a cup, i'm the a.d. now, and i can't let you do that"

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Hey douglas remember how he said he could keep us from walking at graduation?

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:50 AM

i would've thanked him for that, that shit was boring, he's so full of shit anyway

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 10:53 AM

Beer taste so much better when it is prohibited. Mmmmm forbidden beer.

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:06 AM

Wes, I was looking at your t-shirt website and I decided i want to see a chick out wearing a white castle t-shirt saying always open always tasty

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:14 AM

That is a fantastic idea Joe.

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:31 AM

It's Friday is anybody actually working? If so you suck.

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:33 AM

i don't suck

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:34 AM

i'm playing that miniature golf game at nabiscoworld.com we used to play in college.

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Happy B-day Alyson Hannigan ("How I Met Your Mother") is 32

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Candystand.com isn't blocked here. Jackpot.

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Further proof that ESPN sucks Dukes dick!

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/ncaat...&id=2378395

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:45 AM

Yeah I am working, so I suck. Oh well, I am gonna be sucking down free drinks later one baby!

Philco - are you going to happy hour with your cousin and Mark?

Phil on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 12:15 PM

now here's a cool t-shirt: http://seibei.com/shop/intramural.html

Jay on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 12:16 PM

I'm not really working, more like half-assing it. Does that mean I half-suck?

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 12:23 PM

Go to the links and click zombie flesh eaters

Phil on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 12:37 PM

http://dukemo.ytmnd.com/

Church on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 12:53 PM

Phil, that link is awesome

Phil on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:05 PM

Inside Man looks like a good movie. Of course, I like anything with Clive Owen.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/unive...eman/large.html

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:11 PM

That is a cool shirt.

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Philco - here is your shirt.

http://www.surrendermartha.com/smyprt.html

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:18 PM

Because Douglas thinks I am padding my stats, here is a link to some t-shirts.

http://www.surrendermartha.com/

adrian on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:21 PM

Check out the home page on espn. It is priceless.

http://www.espn.com

Phil on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:25 PM

look what i made, just for adrian!
http://emostache.ytmnd.com/

adrian on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:27 PM

can't bring up the link

Phil on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:31 PM

does it say "site not found?" try hitting refresh or something.

adrian on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:31 PM

oh shit, that is too funny

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:37 PM

Does anyone else just want to flick Morrison in the flap of skin that use to be his balls?

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:37 PM

that's the face! that's what i was talking about

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:39 PM

even my dad was riding on him hard, saying nba scouts don't want to see you pouting like a fucking baby

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:43 PM

He'll blame it on diabetes.

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:45 PM

and i thought she couldn't beat apple:

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.co...w-is-cruel.html

apparently gwyneth paltrow isn't having a baby, she's having a 98-year old man

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:45 PM

is that a safe website?

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:49 PM

yes

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 1:52 PM

copy of the sports guy's chat in full:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060322

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 2:10 PM

Adam Morrison has a history of crying on the hardwood.

http://www.keloland.com/News/NewsDe....cfm?ID=0,46919

get up you pussy.

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 2:57 PM

this chick at CVS had chin hair at least an inch long. I just threw up a little bit.

joe on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 3:22 PM

http://www.gatewaygrizzlies.com/mer...id=738&cat=
now just get the hulk smash sounder

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 3:30 PM

what's going on tonight?

Jerome on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 3:43 PM

This shit's addictive ...
http://www.nick.com/games/sports/sp...llmachine.jhtml

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 3:44 PM

I will be at Joe's from 6-9.

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 3:45 PM

Older than Dirt that is.

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 3:46 PM

coming out after that?

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Maybe.

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 3:50 PM

Kind of crazy. If I was that boy's dad, I'd go and hunt me a soldier.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11993032/

douglas on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 4:03 PM

i'm out, someone call me and let me know what's goings on tonight, holla.

Phil on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 4:11 PM

somone posted this on the Louisville message board:
Bristol CT: ESPN today announced that with the shocking loss by Duke last night, that they will no longer cover the NCAA tournament, and will not broadcast from the Final Four in Indianapolis, as originally planned.

"Obviously, we had planned on Duke winning it all, so we planned our coverage around it", said ESPN Programming Chief Duke Louver, "but since the NCAA Tournament now has no meaning, we will concentrate our coverage on what should have been."

Louver said that all ESPN entities would be involved. ESPN Classic will devote the entire Final Four Weekend to Duke, showing all the Final Four games they have won in the past. ESPNU will show the final 2.1 seconds of the '92 Duke-UK game in a continuous loop for 72 hours straight. ESPN will have the GameDay crew at Cameron Indoor to report on what would have happened if Duke would have made it to the Final Four. ESPN2 will show the Women's Tournament (as long as Duke is still in), and on ESPN.com, Mike Patrick and Dick Vitale will host a blog in which they remember the greatest shooter of all time, J.J. Reddick.

Louver does apologize to the fans "We tried to get as much Duke coverage during the year as possible, but realize that there's no such thing as 'too much'. Next year, we'll promise we'll do better." And don't forget Coach K's prostate exam on ESPN8, "the Ocho".

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Will JJ and Adam be good NBA players?

http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5439754

adrian on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Man this fucking blows. The asian chick at my work fucking quit today. FUCK SHIT COCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bigworm on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 4:28 PM

This is a quote from some guy on the UK board.

"LSU's Temple was Reddick's wife-beater wearin', alcoholic husband. He was slapping Reddick all over the floor!"

Marc on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 5:27 PM

Adrian, you jackass. how could you let that happen? She's been the best thing to happen to you...since phil's couch

Wing Commander on Friday, March 24, 2006 at 11:16 PM

Open season on on sesame sex machine Adrian and no sexual harassment issues to deal with...always think positive and go balls deep!

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 1:42 AM

the top two brackets on ESPN.com are almost identical. I think they'll have to go with how many of the first round games they got right for the tiebrakers

http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/entr...entryID=1735416
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/entr...entryID=1279344

and I bet this dude really, really, really hates George Mason:
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/entr...?entryID=266680

Brent on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 10:54 AM

Looks like the Memphis/Texas game will decide the winner.

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 12:11 PM

hmmm, i must have been even more tired than I thought last night. stupid reading comprehension.

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 12:18 PM

from fark, a bunch of old Isuzu Gemini commercials:
http://www.steelcitysfinest.com/Isuzu.htm

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 12:28 PM

similiar video, but with Saabs:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...2874&q=saab

Barry on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 1:51 PM

i've been at the coast for the past couple of days and better get my bragging in now in case we lose to Texas. Here's my post from March 13th

"Look for Garrett Temple to guard Redick (again if we make it that far). He's only a freshman and if you watch him shoot, you wonder why he starts...defense. He is on his guys like glue, though Redick will certainly be a bigger challenge than he's use to."

He was all over Redick. Luckily Tyrus and Baby were able to finish the game. I no longer care that Pitt lost to Bradley.

Screw the Dukies Geaux Bayou Bengals!

Barry on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 1:52 PM

oh and i would gladly give that cheerleader the shocker.

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 3:55 PM

my sister has a new weblog up for her art:
http://catscratchesjournal.blogspot.com/

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 4:58 PM

did they just say that Glenn Davis played nose guard AND tailback in highschool?

Tailback?!?

adrian on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 5:18 PM

Yep, and at that time he was 350 lbs

joe on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 5:19 PM

Go Sooners!!

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 5:25 PM

that reminds me of the Natty Sci team that I created that I put big jay in at FB and people just bouncing off of him as he rumbled down the field.

Which reminds me...only 4 months until NCAA 2007. I can't wait!

joe on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 5:37 PM

cuban just signed up for a natty sci account and joined the fantasy baseball league. Anyone else signing up or should I justdraft already?

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 6:32 PM

oh my!

Bigworm on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 6:41 PM

Phil - When Big Baby got to LSU they asked him if he was also going to play football, which prompted this response, "No I am much to pretty to play football".

If LSU can't figure out that is should be shooting inside shots instead of taking 3 pointers then they don't deserve to win. Besides I have Texas winning both of my money brackets.

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 7:42 PM

memphis sucks.

Phil on Saturday, March 25, 2006 at 8:29 PM

memphis should just foul that hollins character everytime down the court. if I had a player shooting that poor I'd make his ass shoot underhand.

Phil on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 2:29 AM

top 15 skylines in the world:
http://www.diserio.com/top15-skylines.html

Phil on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 2:31 AM

shit, i just realized I think I know the unicorn reference.

i think it is a gone in 60 seconds reference...correct me if I'm wrong but searching for "unicorn quote" in google returns jack shit.

Phil on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 9:41 AM

so, what's the deal withe the Rondo going pro because they caught him gambling rumors? I figure they are bullshit.

Also, someone is saying Bellarmine might be looking to go D1 in the near future.

Phil on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 12:41 PM

interesting little game
http://hallpass.com/media/fancypantsadventure.html

Bigworm on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 12:42 PM

Phil - what was the unicorn quote. I believe there is something in Gone in 60 seconds about Elenore and a unicorn.

Phil on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 1:06 PM

We were discussing past flames and Joe said that douglas referred to those types of girls as "chasing the unicorn."

we were just trying to figure out what movie it came from

Phil on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 1:19 PM

stupid best buy said that they had xbox's instock. Apparently they won't be selling them until next week.

cock suckers.

Marc on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 4:58 PM

Tomcats was on tv today. and i was watching it and noticed a new hot piece of ass I never noticed before. Not Shannon Elizabeth, Not Jamie Pressly, but Dakota Fanning. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0266824/
I had to check IMDB, but yeah it was her. That little chick is in everything. She's like the new Jodie Foster, only she might not be into chicks. By the way, I was kidding about the hot piece of ass thing, give it a few years. j/k

Phil on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 5:05 PM

they are openly rooting against UConn on CBS now.

Church on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 5:15 PM

Holy Shit. Who could have picked LSU, UCLA, and George Mason in the final four

adrian on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 5:38 PM

I have UCLA but that will be about it for me

Phil on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 5:40 PM

ha, ha, ha check out the title on ESPN.com's homepage:
http://espn.go.com/

douglas on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 5:44 PM

i've already won my office pool, always nice to add a couple hundred to your pockets, and i'm winning ours as well. i'm on fire.

Phil on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 6:40 PM

check out these two brackets:
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/entr...entryID=3019864
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/entr...entryID=1142067

i can't find anyone who has 'nova in the final four AND has george mason.

Dave on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 6:43 PM

I got this off AdamSandler.com about the upcoming moving The Benchwarmers.

The Benchwarmers tells the story of three guys who try to make up for their lack of athleticism when they were younger by forming a three-man baseball team to challenge a full squad of elementary school baseballers. They develop a large following of left-out kids as they head for a high-stakes, winner-take all game with the best team of kids in the state.

Sounds like he stole his idea from Natty Sci.

Brock on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 6:56 PM

WHAT THE HELL!??!

I leave for only 4 days and the world goes insane!

1.Jihad and White skip a class and get booted out of post-season play - UC inevitably loses b.c they only have 5 scholarship players (you gotta give 'em credit, they hung in there - Hick is 1st round draft pick)

2. Huggins goes to Kansas State (Huggins vs. Knight ever year!)

3. UC hires Cronin after passing on Kennedy. I'll take it, we need someone, anyone to salvage next year. I can't wait until Cronin butts heads with Huggins over Mayo.

4. Wes and Isaac have a heated discussion that doesn't involve calling each other poo-pooheads. This is what happens when I'm not around to pull the Baron's choker chain.

5. Phil gets all Stalin on the website, claiming supreme chancellor status and starts deleting posts - ugly scene.

6. Joe talks about boobies - ok, I wasn't surprised by that.

7. Wes calls out Phil, Phil bows - ok, I wasn't surprised by that, either.

8. Church actually posts stuff about UC that isn't hate-mail. WOW!

9. GEORGE-FUCKIN'-MASON! Oh, by the way, I'm going to the Final Four this weekend, suck-it bitches!

Green Baron on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 7:40 PM

Hey, Brock's back from going down on Mickey Mouse to visit Disneyworld.
Oh wait, I meant going down to Disneyworld to visit Mickey mouse......or did I....>???

Anyway,
the reason I'm posting is to post one of my favorite sites. I found out about it a long time ago, before you could log in and track your bills. At the time I thought it was an awesome idea, too bad it hasn't really caught on yet. Anyway, here it is:
http://www.wheresgeorge.com

Not sure if any of you have ever come across one of the bills with its mark; if not, you can always start them by felony-defacing it with the address and passing it on. I got another bill with the address on it recently but was disappointed that it only had one entry over a year ago and had only made it 200 miles.

What a pisser.
Now they can allow you to enter comments on the bill too; so I always state that I pulled it from some stripper's g-string....which is actually true...so that's not really funny.

Also, I would hardly say that Wes and I had a "heated" discussion, unless by "heated" you mean "intelligent".

Green Baron on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 7:46 PM

Holy fuck???
The Colts signed Vinatieri?
WTF?
I'm all for losing Vanderfuckt, but come on, a fuckin' pat in the house?
Jesus, not only did we give away our best player, we now have a fuckin' patriot on the team.
fuck!
You see how much it sucks to be a Colts fan? The agony, the fucking agony...

Brock on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 7:52 PM

Cincinnati Bearcat fan or Colts fan... I think a UC fan has the edge on the agony.

Green Baron on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 7:54 PM

One more post.
I'd personally like to say,
No overrated Big 10 school.
No Duke
No Kentucky
No UNC

This is probably the greatest final four....ever.

Green Baron on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 7:55 PM

No Brock.
Agony would be Coach K coming to coach at UC. That's agony.

Brock on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 8:40 PM

I guess you've been gone for 4 days too. Mick Cronin from Murray State is Cincy's new coach.

By the way, I got to savor the LSU-Duke game at the ESPN Club where rowdy LSU fans were harassing some real Duke freaks. Freaks, I mean dressed in full Duke uniform with hats and sweatbands. Very classic, and almost wiped away the pain of the loss earlier.

adrian on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 8:45 PM

So that makes two sec, one pac-10 and a colonial in the final four...interesting

Bigworm on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 10:04 PM

Isaac and I haven't been having a heated discussion at all. Atleast it hasn't been that way to me.

Bigworm on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 10:09 PM

Lovin' It!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,189157,00.html

Brent on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 11:24 PM

I think I dated this chic

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060309/...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

(safe for work)

Bigworm on Sunday, March 26, 2006 at 11:26 PM

Brent - I think if you haven't you might just get desperate enough to date her.

Brock on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 1:20 AM

Brent, I think you are mistaken. I dated her, and he name is Natalie.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 7:41 AM

BU is supposed to go D1 in something like 5 years and join the A-10. The AD's dad told cuban, bmac and I months ago. It has been in the works since my freshman year, most of your senior years.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 7:47 AM

I had a phone request for this last night

fantasy baseball:

League Name: I seek the fluids of the dead
Password: nattysci
league ID #: 174518

Jay on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 7:54 AM

After family guy last night (which I thought was pretty funny), I stuck around and watched Free Ride. It wasn't too bad.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 7:55 AM

Free Ride had its moments. I won't be a big supporter, but like last night it was the best thing on. It was that or American Wedding.

adrian on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 8:34 AM

I am the only person at my work who can gain points in our tournament. If UCLA beats LSU, I win.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 8:55 AM

yeah definately Gone in 60 seconds or Legend for that matter.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 8:56 AM

Brock - Phil didn't bow down first of all, and he knows that I am just fucking with him.

Wes Goodloe....name's on the door.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 8:58 AM

Tickets are now on sale. $153 for first two round games and 1 second round, at Rupp Arena.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ky/14189401.htm

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:05 AM

Holy fuck! What is wrong with UK baseball this year. We are good!

http://www.ukathletics.com/index.ph...hange_well_id=2

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:06 AM

Based on the movie Legend..when you are chasing the unicorn..all hell breaks loose.

Brock on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:09 AM

So does that mean UC is even better since they beat UK in baseball?

http://www.ukathletics.com/index.ph...l_channel_id=36

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:10 AM

I played against a few guys currently on UK's baseball team. The thing is they are my age. I wish I was a senior in college still.

Brock on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:12 AM

Where did the talk about Legend come from? That movie did have one of the coolest bad guys of all time.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/...oll1/legend.jpg

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:13 AM

See what happens when you over achieve and complete college in 4 years Joe? .

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:14 AM

Phils comment about chasing the unicorn. There are 2 movies that come to mind with that reference. Gone in 60 seconds (talking about Eleanore - The Shelby Mustang Fastback) and Legend.

And for the record, he may just be the coolest villian of all time, and that was pre-scientology Cruise days as well.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:15 AM

should've taken a year off then redshirted. I would be a senior in college a I would be a stud, or unable to walk.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:17 AM

Or during your two "off" years you may have died due to alcohol poisoning.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:18 AM

Saturday night I saw Cat, Tits on a stick, walk past Wicks. Phil referred to her as my Katie Payne. We went on to try to define what a Katie Payne is and variations of that. I asked if anyone had heard of a girl being referred to as a unicorn. It is a term I heard Douglas use back in the day. Phil went on to try to find it as a movie reference. That is where the Legend talk came from.

Phil on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:18 AM

i highly recommend redshirting academically and taking the 5th year senior approach.

which reminds me, the only highlight of taking all of those group math classes at bellarmine was when we had a girl on our team that transfered from like Draughons Junior College and I got to refer to her as our juco-transfer.

Phil on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:22 AM

from peter gammon's weblog:
• All the Team USA pitchers -- and pitching coach Marcel Lachemann -- were in awe of Roger Clemens. But one thing they weren't ready for was Clemens taking that Icy Hot that pitchers rub on their shoulders and arms and spreading it over his upper thighs and private parts. "He doesn't want to get comfortable on the mound," says Jake Peavy, who tried the same trick Friday night in Phoenix.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:28 AM

I think i have used Icy Hot everywhere but there

douglas on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:47 AM

if anyone has ever accidentally put a drop of icy hot or bengay on your balls, then you know how EXTREMELY uncomfortable and painful it is, and how that puts roger clemens close to chuck norris/jack bauer status.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 9:48 AM

douglas, explain the concept of the unicorn

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:01 AM

I am assuming the concept of the unicorn is seeking that fantasy woman. I don't think we really need it explained.

douglas on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:04 AM

A unicorn by definition is:
A fabled creature symbolic of virginity and usually represented as a horse with a single straight spiraled horn projecting from its forehead.
In other words, a mythical figure that represents perfection and innocence, however this mythical figure is one that you can never quite catch b/c it's not real.

In more common terms, a unicorn has come to represent that single object of your affection, the one that represents perfection and innocence, that you can not grasp and hold on to no matter what you do. Basically, the woman you've been trying to hook up with for years and years and for some reason can never happen.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:05 AM

If anyone has a variable line of credit than can be "locked" for a constant APR..might want to consider it because it appears the interest rate is gonna move..again.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,189137,00.html

douglas on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:06 AM

it's more complicated than a fantasy woman, b/c there's a lot of fantasy women, a unicorn is a single person, or maybe you've had a couple in your life, I've had two personally, that you were pretty much in love with and did everything you could to get them, but it never happened

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Douglas that is what I meant by fantasy woman. Just living the dream.


Looks like Hasselhoff is off in the deepend.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...f.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Adrian try not to cream your pants. Chainless bikes.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news...nws-bike27.html

douglas on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:22 AM

by the way, i'm officially claiming victory in 2 brackets this year, I've officially won our Natty Sci title with two SEC schools advancing to the Final Four, just as I predicted, and of course the more rewarding financial gain of winning my office pool already.

Phil on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:24 AM

i'm just curious what encouraged douglas to start using the term "unicorn"

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Here you go fellas. 10 ways to wow a woman, so you can try to get that damn unicorn. If that doesn't work I suggest 2 percocets and a can of beer. Classy.

http://msn.match.com/msn/article.as...=6&GT1=7871

douglas on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:31 AM

i don't remember how it came up, i think it was me and cuban that came up with it, like our freshman/sophomore year or something.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:35 AM

I just walked over to CVS at 4th street and somebody was smoking some potent stuff. The entire upstairs at 4th street is a cloud of smoke and can get a small child high. Funniest part was a class of mentally handicapped kids just walked through there.

Phil on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:35 AM

i wanna know where da gold!
http://wheredagold.ytmnd.com/

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:47 AM

That guy is fantastic.

If you saw the leprachaun say "yeah".

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Rock musician Derrick McKenzie (Jamiroquai) is 42

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Maybe you guys just need to hire a ninja to get the unicorn. Of course if you ever caught the unicorn, she would just be another dumb slut.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6fUMgwTUhc

Jay on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:55 AM

If we're talking about unicorns being unattainable, then mine is definitely Erica Smith. However, the Katie Payne scenario is a little different, and I would have to say my Katie Payne is Jenny Weir.

Jay on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 10:59 AM

I would like a super happy birthday to Fergie today. If you are reading this Fergie, I like to say I love you!

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:01 AM

Quentin Tarentino as well is having a b-day today

Jay on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:02 AM

She'd be number one even without arms.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...n.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Here's a glimpse of the future of battlefields. Real transformers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STQ3nhXuuEM

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:06 AM

You know you have all wanted to do this before, but this kid did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXmA...amp;t=t&f=b

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:07 AM

I disagree that maria sharapova is that sexy. Yes she is hot and I would do her, but top 10 no.

Green Baron on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:16 AM

Maria Sharapova leads the highest paid female athletes at 18 million (in endorsements only).
Highest paid male, Tiger woods, 96 million.

I don't agree with that disparity, I'd much rather do Sharapova then Tiger.

Phil on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:18 AM

according to ESPN.com, four people predicted the final four on their tournament challenge: http://sports.espn.go.com/chat/spor...tory?id=2385599

the fuckers could have linked to their brackets, but I guess we can't hold ESPN to the same journalistic integrity of nattysci.com

here's an article regarding the dude that bet $20 that GMU would win it all: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/ncaat...tory?id=2385295

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Cool video of a kid in a talent show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaR7...amp;t=t&f=b

Not as good as D-Qwan's Dance moves, but who is.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Frank Shamrock vs Cesar Gracie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Oc...amp;t=t&f=b

The introduction is longer than the fight.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:38 AM

UFC greatest knockouts one spike TV is an awesome show to watch

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:40 AM

For the record my boss is gone today, if you guys couldn't figure it out.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:44 AM

It's only a matter of time before Natty Sci turns to this.

http://www.break.com/index/kidball26.html

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:48 AM

Does the NIT still have a consolation game?

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 11:51 AM

Oh you got to hear this. This is a chinese take out prank, pretty good really.

http://www.break.com/index/takeaway1.html

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 12:04 PM

funny stuff right here.

Jackass!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/horsepoop.html

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 12:11 PM

When does UofL and USC play?

Phil on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 12:23 PM

they play tuesday at 9pm

Marc on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Wes, the Chinese takeout call was hilarious. For once, your incessant posting of everything you see online pays off.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 1:15 PM

Tis true Marcus, tis true.

Green Baron on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Actually, I worked at a summmer camp watching 6-7 year olds for a summer. We actually did the dodgeball thing, counselors versus kids, just to blow off some steam. The last kid standing was our favorite prick who just kept hiding at the back of the gym. To get him, one person lobbed a ball and when he was watching it to catch it, another pegged him in the nuts.
It was great. I think only 3 of them cried, and only 1 went to the hospital.

Green Baron on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 1:24 PM

My Saturday night consisted of working behind the premium wines table at a wine gala in Oxford. It was great, $5 a glass yet since I was serving I got whatever I wanted for free.
So anyway, after tasting about $3000 in wines, I was pretty plastered. The night ended I think, and some dude came over to start taking down the lights. So I was helping him cause he looked a little retarded. So we were talking and stuff, I told him where I was from what I was doing; that kind of stuff. And finally he hit me with a bomb when we finished and stated, "Well, yah, it was good to meet you; I'm the mayor and I like to meet my consituents."
I replied, "Yah, whatever bozo, I'm the king. You wanna be mayor, you're the mayor, whatever you say."
He didn't find it very funny. Well, the joke was on me, it was the mayor of Oxford.
The wine was great though, if I remember right.

Barry on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 1:49 PM

i'm calling big baby
(ESPN.com hereby invites 310-pound Big Baby and 275-pound-at-least Lewis to St. Elmo Steak House in downtown Indy for an eat-off. We'll pick up the tab, unless it runs into five figures.)
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2385898

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Isaac - that is pretty good. Next time you see Bozo, tell him you know the future Supreme Chancellor.

Green Baron on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Well, what really threw me off was that he was black. I could believe a retarded politician, but a black mayor in Oxford? I could have sworn he was just making stuff up. I guess it worked in Blazing Saddles....

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Which for the record is a horrible movie. I kept hearing how people thought it was just laugh out loud funny, which i will give it some credit it was okay. However, I think for me it falls into that "over-hyped can't meet expectations" movies.

Nothing like Snakes on a Plane, how can that not exceed expectations.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 2:29 PM

the white owl with the O RLY? What is that from? I saw it on Best Week Ever when they were talking about internet trailers for Snakes on a Mother Fucking Plane.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 2:32 PM

On the right hand side there is a "Legends of the Game" section. Click on the video of Shaq so you can see the man in HS.

http://www.sportsstarsoftomorrow.co...us/video.shtml#

Barry on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 2:35 PM

giggity giggity giggity goo
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/fs/...4313954600.html

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 2:36 PM

Bo Jackson also has a video that is worth watching.

Phil on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 2:38 PM

the o rly owl is pretty popular on the ytmnd.com site I've been posting.

http://rly.ytmnd.com/

they have lots of parodies. two of my favorites:
http://aharly.ytmnd.com/
http://owlolboobies.ytmnd.com/


here's the history of it if you are curious:
http://www.orlyowl.com/

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Tonight is a rerun so I may be at trivia tonight. What kind of turnout are we expecting?

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 3:23 PM

I'm a no show - my nephew's birthday is today.

adrian on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 3:39 PM

I am a no show. I have to go to Wes's nephew party today.

douglas on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 3:42 PM

there gonna be any hot chicks at this party? a keg?

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 3:43 PM

I just purchased 2 tickets for the 2007 NCAA March Madness at Rupp Arena. What is really gonna be cutting it close is that Abby might not be able to attend (depending on her Norton Hospital audit) so if that is the case I might have an additional ticket available for $162 bucks if anyone wants to go.

douglas on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 3:57 PM

why would you take your wife to a sporting event, that's what friends are for

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 3:58 PM

Abby is a huge college basketball fan. She has probably watched more college basketball than I have this tournament, and I have watched a lot.

Green Baron on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 3:59 PM

You didn't like Blazing Saddles?
I'll admit, it's kind of oddball, but that's Mel Brooks. However, did I ever tell you the story of when I first watched it.
It was sophomore year at Miami, and our RA was a giant black man named Tshaka, about 350 lbs, 6'6''. He was enormous.
I was walking through the hall to go back to my room, when Tshaka came out of his and we were talking and he mentioned that movie. He's like, "You've never seen it". I said, no. So he brought me into his room and we started watching it. Remember it starts off with the racist satire on chain-gang workers, "Sing us one of them, N***** songs."
Yah, so here I was, stuck on a couch watching what I perceived to be a completely racist movie, with a 350 lb. black man 1 foot away from me laughing maniacly and staring at me like, "Yah, laugh it up white boy". I thought he was in the mood to kill a little white boy, and that white boy was me; and he made them watch a comedic scene on the persecution of blacks before he devoured them.
It was only after I was alone and out of therapy before I watched it again and could laugh.

joe on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Go CHASE!!

http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fort...73068/index.htm

we are all overpaid!!

Marc on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Man that reminds me of last night. Chris Mudd called me up to go out. (Wes we talked about how he still owes you beer) And we were talking to a somewhat hot girl (half black, half-white) she was cool but kept telling jokes and amking remarks promoting her blackness. (Which i didn't mind) She asked for some money to show us a trick. She laid out four coins next to each other face up. A quarter, with a nickel to the right of it, with a dime to the right of the nickel and finally a penny on the far right. She said, "Do you know why the the face on the copper coin faces the opposite way as the others?" We didn't. She replied, "well wouldn't you turn you back on the guy who freed the slaves." Chris and I were like .....um....do we laugh.....because it was a little funny they way she said it, and that SHE said it.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 4:29 PM

If you were going to kill yourself, this has got to be one of the mostpainful ways to go.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060327...MDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Marc, so when does he plan on buying me that case of Guiness?

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 4:37 PM

So you would think if Bellarmine goes D-1 then it could probably steal talent from D-II southern Indiana all day long, and probably be fairly competitive with the A-10 league.

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 4:46 PM

Marc did you guys go to 4th street?

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 4:52 PM

Bmac - here is some advice for you on how to tell that girl to lose some weight, too bad it is a few months late.

http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsm...ing_advice.html

Bigworm on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 4:58 PM

Adrian try not to cream your pants.

Top 15 skylines in the world.

http://www.diserio.com/top15-skylines.html

Brock on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 5:00 PM

Is it just me, or does every 10th post be Wes involve Adrian "creaming his pants?"

Come on man, be original... like "Adrian, don't cream Phil's couch" or "Adrian, don't cyber with Asian princess" or "Adrian, don't cream in your Big Red"

Marc on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 6:08 PM

Wes, no Fourth Street. Mudd and I went to Dutch's Tavern and the Golden Nugget

Phil on Monday, March 27, 2006 at 6:18 PM

Interesting article on fark about some nerd trying to spending his spring break at walmart (which of course is a rip off of Career Opportunities, the most important movie ever to be filmed in a Target): http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?...47-c589c01ca7bf

someone once did this at the home depot. the home depot one is pretty funny: http://typicalcrap.net/home_depot/hdlog.shtml

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 12:20 AM

one of the best futurama's ever is on tonight at 2am...

Marc on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 7:16 AM

Wade, here is a Anne Hathaway booby clip for the movie Havoc, thus negating a reason to see Brokeback Mountain. Yes, to everyone else, that is the super hot chick from the Disney Princess Diaries movies. She looks pretty damn good here. Her friend in the movie is played by Bijou Philips, another cute girl who is NEVER afraid to show off what the lord gave her. Needless to say the movie is at the top of my Netflix queue list.
http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=box...;p=havoc3.shtml

joe on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 7:59 AM

Which Futurama was that Phil?

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 8:56 AM

the episode was the Jurasic Bark one where Fry finds his old dog. Not saying it was the funniest, but that one and the Luck of the Fryish (four leaf clover episode) are my favorites.

joe on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 9:06 AM

the luck of the Fryish is classic. I was a big fan of the Snoo Snoo episode.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 9:24 AM

I'll try harder next time Desert Fox, however, I wasn't trying to funny or original...just obvious.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 9:25 AM

That dirty little harlot...I wouldn't mind having an hour or two with that little piece of royalty. She needs to get more into it though...you know and she knows she wants it. Now we just need her and Hilary Duff to go at it Wild Things 6.

joe on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 9:56 AM

could be fun

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 9:56 AM

When making selections on your NCAA bracket, sometimes it is better to be lucky or good, especially if you are one of 4 finalists.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ex.html?cnn=yes

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 9:58 AM

I guess I had better go see Ocean's 12, but word on the street be Ocean's 13 is on its way.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...y.ap/index.html

joe on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 10:11 AM

http://www.nba.com/nbae/

they really need to televise this league. Jason Segal, Snoop, Jaleel White, Michael Rappaport, Ice Cube

douglas on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 10:18 AM

i've got ocean's 12 on dvd, it's not bad, but '11' is better. i think a new one without roberts and zeta-jones and back in vegas would be good though.

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 10:25 AM

I like the idea of Bob Meyers, who according to IMDB is just a grip tearing up the league averaging 25.2pts a game and 18.1rpg. I think he used to play for UCLA back in the 90s. Actually, besides Brian McKnight, he's like the only person on the stats leader pages that I recognize (of course, I'm bad with names):
http://www.nba.com/nbae/leaders_0506.html

joe on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 10:37 AM

If you click on rosters it will tell you what everyone is from.

douglas on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 11:02 AM

flex alexander is the best player on the lakers, with snoop, cube and JT. he's done a bunch of those shitty black sitcoms on upn and a couple hood movies, plus he's in Snakes on a Plane...
http://imdb.com/name/nm0018416/

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Shit, I bet cube is just messin' around and he still gets a triple double.

douglas on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 11:25 AM

freakin' brothas every way like mj, he can't believe, today was a good day

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 11:56 AM

Douglas knows what I am talkin'bout!

Brock on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 1:27 PM

I know this is late, but I did work this morning, and I slept in b/c I watched that Futurama episode Phil was talking about.

I would have to disagree that that was the best Futurama episode. For one reason: it's depressing. Fry stops the cloning thinking the dog forgot him, and then they have a montage about the dog waiting for him for years. That's the closest to a tear-jerker a Futurama episode ever got. Well, I guess if you like sappy tear-jerkers then you probably would like it, but I never understood the need to cry to make a movie good.

Prime example: Million Dollar Baby. I felt like total shit after that movie. How is this entertainment? If I wanted to feel bad, I could go to funerals all the time, but I don't find this entertaining. People are fucked up.

Brock on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 1:30 PM

My nomination for the best Futurama episode is the one where they fly an oil tanker across the galaxy and Bender becomes the captain. The single line from that episode that makes it my favorate goes like this:

"Fine, I've got a toast. To captain Bender; he's the best … at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big, ugly face is as dumb as a butt."

Classic.

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 1:32 PM

I was really only referring to the fact that it was a good futurama episode. The fact that they made a comedy / tearjerker / cartoon really is quite the accomplishment. All I know is that I watch that episode everytime and and enjoy it each time.

Maybe I've been gayed up by Clint Eastwood.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060328

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 1:34 PM

my favorite futurama line is: "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

God bless Captain Zapp Brannigan.

adrian on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 1:47 PM

Holy fuck, Kelvin Sampson is going to coach at Indiana.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 1:47 PM

You know how I know you're gay.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Didn't the Big Lebowski teach us anything. Nobody fucks with DeJesus!

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...425/1002/SPORTS

Brock on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Someone explain to me how anyone would pick Sampson to be their coach. Oklahoma is the biggest choke team of all time since he took over. Oh well, I don't like Indiana anyway, so go for it you dirty Hoosiers!

Marc on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 2:04 PM

I always got depressed after watching Braveheart. Not because of the ending of the movie, but because I watched a man grow up, find true love, lose love, find revenge, raise an army, fight for independence, find a new love, and become a national hero. And then the movie ends, and I remember that I am a man with very little accomplished in my life, still living at home and with less sense of purpose. and then I cut myself.

Although I also got depressed watching Dr. T. and the Women too. About a gynocologist( played by Rchard Gere, who is surrounded by woman (at work and at home). He is madly inlove with his wife (Farrah Fawcett), who is mentally ill. So he has to move on. He finds a new woman (Helen Hunt) who he fancies, but she is not faithfully or looking for the same thing he wants. Pretty much every relationship with him and any female in his life (wife, lover, daughters, employees, patients, etc) is twisted against him. He never has the upper hand or a fair hand at that. And then it ends with some bullshit, ambiguous ending where he's finally happy after he is picked up by a tornado and lands in a village to deliver a baby boy (all the other babies you see him deliver are female). So I took the moral of the story to be "women are evil." (Which is a philosphy I had already subscribed to.) But it does this is a stupid (and by the end) pointless way. If you haven't seen it, don't. Unless you are curious about "what the fuck is Marc talking about now?" I mean how can a movie with so many hot chicks be so horrible. I have often said it is, in my opinion, the most depressing, non-Holocaust, movie I have ever seen.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 2:06 PM

The Kelvin Sampson pick blew my mind initially, however, after looking at his 11 season at OU, he did post a 259-100 (0.721) which is pretty good.

http://www.soonersports.com/ViewArt...p;Q_SEASON=2004

adrian on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 2:12 PM

Kelvin is a great Coach. He can actually connect with his boys.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 2:17 PM

Isn't Kelvin also a great way to measure temperature? Hate it that it hasn't become more mainstream.

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 2:22 PM

lot's of good stuff from the sport's guy links today:

The guy from Slate who is #4 on ESPN.com's bracket
http://www.slate.com/id/2138754/

and

Bootleg copy of "Heat Vision and Jack"
http://www.panandscan.com/news/show...ot_Hits_Web/502

although anyone who says "viral video" can suck my nuts.

Brock on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Phil, punch Wade for me.

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 2:29 PM

Tony Skinn, George Mason punch UConn's title hopes in the "crotch"
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060327

joe on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 2:37 PM

So, my day at work today was spending 4 hours setting up running and cleaning up Chase Bank Trivia. I rule!!

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 3:04 PM

"Heat Vision and Jack" was better than I expected. I'd always heard about it, but that was the first time I've seen it.

Ron Silver! I just rented Timecop and you were the bad guy!

douglas on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 3:06 PM

did everybody forget sampson won a championship at oklahoma?

Brock on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Maybe a Big 12 Championship, but Oklahoma has lost a lot of 1st and 2nd tournament games as a top 4 seed.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 3:22 PM

KELVIN SAMPSON BULLETS
• 8 straight 20-win seasons (only seven other coaches have equal or longer current streaks)
• 26.0-win average over last 5 years
• Has won more Big 12 games than any coach in the conference's history
• 12 consecutive postseason appearances (11 at OU) with 11 NCAA Tournament showings (10 at OU)
• 2001, 2002, 2003 Big 12 Tournament titles
• 5 Big 12 Tournament championship game appearances in last 8 years
• Conference's best Big 12 Tournament record (17-6)
• 147-21 (.875) record at Lloyd Noble Center and 65-5 (.929) mark over last 70 home games
• Big 12 record 37-game home winning streak (2001-03)
• No. 3 final AP ranking in 2002 and 2003
• No. 12 final AP ranking in 2000 and No. 13 in 2001
• 1995 and 2002 national coach of the year
• Coached All-Americans Eduardo Najera (3rd team in 2000) and Hollis Price (1st team in 2003)

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Good hire by IU.

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 3:38 PM

And as a native american, he's 38% less black than Mike Davis so I'm sure quite a few people in indiana are pleased with that progress.

wait, I shouldn't be so pessimistic.

he's 62% more white.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Just think at this rate, in about 4 more coaching hires the race haters residing in Indiana won't be able to tell if their coach is black or not.

People of Martinsville, IN are rejoicing.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 3:56 PM

This is something on the UK boards, I can't view it though. Can anyone change the format because I can't view it at work, say to an mpeg.

vids.myspace.com/index.cf...564827&n=2

douglas on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:09 PM

actually kelvin sampson took OU to the final four, and lost to, you guessed it, mike davis and indiana. so that's a fun fact.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Hooray for Google, now everyone will have access to Wi-Fi and free cancer!


http://money.cnn.com/2006/03/28/tec...r0328/index.htm

Cuban on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Good job IU. Maybe a second Black Leader on the bench will be easier to stomach.

They should have gone after Huggins and pissed off EVERYBODY

Barry on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Saturday night I went to the PMAC to greet the team when they came back the players found a microphone and talked to the fans. A guy behind me yelled "we're gonna miss you tyrus!" tyrus responded "i'm not going anywhere." We'll see if he says that when the offers come in, but for now, i'm content.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/ncaat...&id=2387367

Barry on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:26 PM

in addition, did anyone see the charge seymone augustus took last night? i realize women's hoops might not be popular on this blog and i don't think its as entertaining as men's hoops, but i have been enjoying watching the team down here. seymone takes good shots, has a great fade away, and a pretty sick crossover and sylvia fowles is a beast down low.
Geaux Tigers in the men's and women's final four.

Brock on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:28 PM

Stop dissing Huggins... he's out west now with the rest of the outcast coaches: Knight, Sutton, and Barnes. Don't be surprised if Oklahoma picks up Lavin or Majerus to complete the strategy.

Cuban on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:32 PM

HOLY CRAP! Wellemeyer is going to Florida


http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/...sp&c_id=chc




douglas on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:38 PM

i saw wellemeyr back in december and he mentioned he might be traded, but i was so drunk (it was my work christmas party) that I don't remember it that well.

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Anything going on this evening?

Brent on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 4:46 PM

Interestingly funny team name last night:

"In hell, women's basketball is on 24/7"

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 5:12 PM

well, i am conflicted. http://webs.wichita.edu/gs/shockerw...r/rockinbig.jpg

apparently the wichita state people have been doing this for quite a while making the letter W (apparently for 10+ years)

So is it just a coincidence that the shocker is so similiar to the gesture made by wichita state and shares the name of their team? Where is snopes.com when we need them?

Bigworm on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 5:19 PM

That's crap. They are still the Natty Sci team.

Cuban on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 5:33 PM

I think its good he was traded. The Cubs are deep in pitching and the Marlins are throwing a bunch of rookies out there. Maybe He'll get some more chances.

Plus, now when I go home, if I can get a hold of him, he may be able to hook up some tickets.

About the W

Maybe all the Cheerleaders are FREEK'S. It could happen?

douglas on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 6:14 PM

god bless freaky cheerleaders

douglas on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 6:15 PM

especially the ones that let you put your thumb up their cooch when you're holding them over your head

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 6:16 PM

i made a new post. i am proud of this.

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