The 60 Furlong Stumble

At about 7.5 miles, the 60 Furlong Stumble is not for the weak. It isn't for the timid. It ain't for the bitches. It's for the glory (and the bitches that come with the glory). It's 23 bars in 16 hours. It's 7.5 miles. Considering that an average man can walk 5 miles an hour, it will be about 2 hours of total walking time (assuming we slow as we get drunk). This will leave 14 hours to hit up 23 bars, averaging 36 minutes per bar for ordering, drink and taking a piss. I feel the logistics work out. Plus time will be needed for eating dinner and probably a snack, otherwise we would die.

The bars in question

  • Dutch's
  • Brendans
  • Gerstle's (1 mile walk to Beer Depot)
  • Beer Depot
  • Patricks (1.1 mile walk to Dark star)
  • Darkstar (.4 miles to Rover)
  • Irish Rover
  • Longshot (.9 miles to Spring Street Bar & Grill)
  • Spring Street Bar & Grill : (.6 miles to Baxter Station)
  • Baxter Station (1.0 to Outlook)
  • Outlook Inn
  • Molly's
  • Flanagan's
  • O'Shea's
  • Wicks (.1 miles to Cahoot's)
  • Cahoot's (.4 miles to Back Door)
  • The Back Door Lounge
  • Highlands Tap Room (.6 miles to to Za's)
  • Za's Pizza Pub
  • Cumberland Brews (.2 miles to the Hideaway)
  • Hideaway Saloon (.8 miles to Left Field Lounge)
  • Left Field Lounge (.5 miles to the Bambi Bar)
  • Bambi Bar

Here's a map I made of the route for the 60 Furlong Stumble (name is open for change)

Posted by Phil on March 28th, around dinner time | 1331 comments

Comments

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 6:13 PM

some bars got the ax for logistics purposes. For example BW3s, Wet Willy's, Alley Katz and any other gay ass bar (Derek's?) along the way to keep things around 20 bars.

Phil on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 6:19 PM

shit, i just realized that Za's isn't open past 1am, so they are probably off the list too

douglas on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 6:24 PM

this is certainly a stupendous way to get our drink and our exercise on

Wing Commander on Tuesday, March 28, 2006 at 11:43 PM

Phoenix Hill Tavern should be on the list (especially for the ladies), and lest we not forget Jim Porter's for Big Jay's sake, and as I mentioned at trivia, the crowning establishment in "The Widowmaker" version of the 60 Furlong Stumble.

Also, for educational purposes, as it is becoming increasing obvious that Phil will ultimately meet his maker due to liver cancer:

http://www.alldumb.com/item/25858/

26.7% is many more number than heart at 26.1%

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:09 AM

wow. That will hurt. we start the bambi walk with 10 beers in our system.

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:12 AM

I know we discussed this saturday but how long has this been in the works?

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:18 AM

Go Irish!!

http://www.sportsline.com/collegefo...l/story/9343800

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:26 AM

wellemeyer is scheduled to make $329,000

compared to the rest of the Marlins:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/teams...laries?team=fla

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:29 AM

My last post for the next 10 minutes:

http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?...cle&sid=314

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:14 AM

Wow, UofL got freaking destroyed last night, and after reading this article I think USC slapped them in the face afterwards.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...481/1002/SPORTS

Here are some tidbits from the article;

"The University of Louisville basketball team used to be known as the Doctors of Dunk. In last night's National Invitation Tournament semifinal against South Carolina, the Cardinals were the Patients of Posterization."

The Gamecocks shot 60 percent, highest of any U of L opponent this season. Guard Tarence Kinsey said they hadn't dunked so much since "our (preseason) Hardwood Hoopla for the fans to come out and see us scrimmage with the girls' team."

fantastic.



Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:15 AM

I agree with Wade. Even though it isn't in our nature to attend PHT anymore, it is still a legendary bar that should make the list.

And besides, how many countless nights has Natty Sci been there for 50 cents Coors Light.

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:32 AM

so are we going to schedule this and make it an annual event?

douglas on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:35 AM

not such a fan of PHT, but definitely of porter's, put it on the list!

douglas on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:36 AM

now if we do this, we need to get in touch with party crashers at velocity, b/c this would be legen-DARY, and needs to be recorded for posterity

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Sorry this is Doyle, however, definately a must read about Huggy bear.

http://cbs.sportsline.com/collegeba...l/story/9343554

adrian on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Ha ha, the Big East can't even win the fucking NIT. God they suck.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:57 AM

Fantastic idea Douglas, we need Velocity their to document our drunken stupor.

The 60 Furlong Stumble and Nattysci.com could become Legen........wait for it............Dary over night.

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Velocity sport's guy running diary style

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Shining examples of students at Duke.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news...tory?id=2387151

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:08 AM

we have a bum laying in the bushes outside our office and the EMS are poking him with a stick to see if he is alive. The best things in life really are free.

Brock on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:10 AM

My only recommendation for the Furlong Stumble would be to add enough bars to make it a complete circle. I assume the use of "furlong" was intended to have a Derby theme. Since the horses run in a circle, I think a bunch of drunken Louisville men should do the same. The question is: How many bars, and how far is it between Jim Porters and St. Matthews? I don't know of much along Lexington Rd.

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:17 AM

go cahoots then take grinstead to Porters, and head up lexington past SHA and holy spirit back to st. matthews? we can hit top hat and state liquors.

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:24 AM

the loop I don't think will work

adrian on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:25 AM

You pussies wouldn't even make it past the first four bars.

Jay on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:28 AM

Okay, as much as I am going to regret saying it, I'm in. I can't be shown up by my coworkers. This should definitely be during the summer. And we need to do it on a week night to avoid a rediculous amount of cover charge. I know everyone here could spare one vacation day to do this.

Jay on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Adrian, you won't make it to the first bar, so shut your god damn mouth.

adrian on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:33 AM

you are correct because i have no desire to even attempt the seven mile drinking marathon.

douglas on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:36 AM

we'd need two vacation days to do this, one for the deed and another to recover

Brock on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:36 AM

Adrian would be fine, if he could carry a camelpack filled with Big Red.

Are there any strip clubs along the way?

Actually... thinking about the loop, can't you just follow Grinstead back somehow instead of taking Lexington... I think there are more establishments in that direction.

Or... you could slash Jim Porters and after the Bambi bar, head up Taylorsville Rd. to Air Devil's Inn and then down Dutchmans.

Brock on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:37 AM

I have this premonition that by the time we got to Air Devil's Inn, we would have lost some people and a few of the rest would just want to steal an airplane from Bowman Field.

Phil on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:41 AM

the only way i know to go from bardstown to joe's involves either Taylorsville Rd (most logical option), Grindstead to Lexington or the expressway. None of those options have any bars, so basically you'd be adding a 4 mile walk home at the end.

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Douglas will vouch that the walk from baxter to porters/my house is long

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:01 AM

great headline

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...4/1010/FEATURES

douglas on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:04 AM

it is long, especially in a drunken stupor

Brock on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Jerry Mathers looks all fucked up in that picture from Joe's link. The guy must be a freak.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:16 AM

Taylorsville has Air Devils Inn

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:21 AM

And I think taking a cab home would be best, let's be honest.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Also worth noting is we plan to start this at say 11:00 am, so their won't be many cover charges till the night.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:25 AM

there

Marc on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:26 AM

I know after past Bambi Walks, I'd seen participants at the Denny's by UofL. Maybe cause it was a place to eat and come down at the end of the night. I know it's traditional. but Whitey's might not cut it.

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:32 AM

So when are we doing this? I need to schedule my training regimen.

Jay on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Good point, wes. Remember, two weeks from friday is the dragon stagger. That would be a perfect time to train.

Church on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:43 AM

http://www.newsobserver.com/content...oachkommercial/

Jay on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Happy Birthday to Xena Warrior Princess and Conner McCleod, the Highlander.

Also, more proof that Muslims are crazy
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 12:02 PM

and john popper and the dude from Janes addiction (peter farrely?)

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 12:25 PM

Sorry that is perry farrell. I missed Elle McPhereson (43) and MC Hammer is 44

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 1:46 PM

Stop! Hammerstein.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 1:47 PM

Looks like the Loveable Losers will keep their namesake.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5452944

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Marquis Grissom retiring broke my heart. No more french outfield with jacque and juanne pierre

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 2:09 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,...6140354,00.html

....smokes crack, uses sex toys to satisfy herself and ignores personal hygiene.

Jay on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 2:18 PM

I don't know who that article is talking about, but I'm in love.

Brock on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 2:32 PM

I think Whitney Houston and Jerry Mathers need to get together and scare the shit out of each other.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 2:40 PM

The sooners message board is blowing up right now. They are gonna go after Tubby!

Leave my coach alone. Hire Mike Davis, he needs a job.

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 2:57 PM

You know you made it big when this happens. They never had my t-shirt at Bellarmine.

http://www.cleveland.com/living/pla....xml&coll=2

adrian on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 3:07 PM

I want a cross bow right about now

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 3:10 PM

today's courier:

BREAK-INS, AUTO THEFTS

11600 block of Deering Road. Guns, ammunition, crossbow. March 8.

Barry on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 3:20 PM

I think gross is the word I'm looking for. Ruining every image i had ever had of her.
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/e...4359178000.html

joe on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 3:25 PM

do you still have the poster?

Barry on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 3:27 PM

i don't think so. i think i got rid of it when i left florence

Phil on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 3:38 PM

kinda safe for work
http://britneystatue.ytmnsfw.com/

Barry on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 3:43 PM

latest from the fsu cowgirl
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...girl/index.html

Green Baron on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Yah, she's defintely been on a downslide. It's too bad, I think it was the M&M's that did her in. She had some wonderful hits and I used to love to see her in concert.

You were talking about Liza right? The small screen capture in the bottom left of that Page that linked to this:

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/s...;photoid=609655

Green Baron on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Better site on FSU cowgirl

http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of...SUCowgirls.girl

Now, I'm at the decision that she is "o.k.". I mean, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I would if she pissed it. Look at that skin tone! I've seen better tone on a bull's ass.

Barry on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 4:03 PM

you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's asss...no, wait it's gotta be your bull

Barry on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 4:11 PM

i know this is late, but actually joe i think the spears poster is still up in my old room at the sigma chi house

Barry on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 4:12 PM

where did i get that thing anyway?

Barry on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 4:17 PM

i have no idea if maximonline is safe for work or not, but if so, you can go there and vote for the hometown hotties competition and joe there is some girl named lisa from louisville on there

Jay on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 4:30 PM

I got cable and internet hooked up at my apartment today. Do you know what that means?

1. I can maybe start catching up on my stats.
2. I can actually look at the shit you guys post.
3. UNLIMITED PORN!

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 4:41 PM

What else is the internet used for?

Phil on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 5:21 PM

people seem to use the the internet to comment dumbass shit on my other weblog:

I play games on Worldwinner sometimes...and now that I have a new computer it tells me to download activeX--what is it and is it going to mess up anything?? It will not permit to download any of the games. I went in to my security and set it to low and clicked a lot of differt things for active X but it still does not work...for which my hisband is probably going to kill me, he had them checked to disable!!! I canged them to enable or prompt, WAS THAT BAD??? I know nothing about this stuff--I ONLY WANT TO PLAY SOME GAMES!!!
Please help

phil's sister, cat on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 5:31 PM

The furlong stumble sounds like fun. When is it? You should probably get shirts made... hehe. And two comments:

Brock - while it makes sense to make the stumble a complete circle, let's be honest - we need to discourage driving home obliterated as much as possible.

Marc - "Whitey's won't cut it?" Try not eating Whitey's for 2 years and then come say that again. You don't know what you're saying. WHITEYS WILL ALWAYS CUT IT.


Thanks and have a wonderful day.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 6:04 PM

Cat, with Whitey's there is no cutting involved, they just slide out. Add that to an over-hydrated condition from all of the beer, and I am no doctor here, but I think we may want to swing by Baptist East for a late stage stomach-pumping. While Joe is getting pumped the rest of us drunk bastards can stand around and chant...1 gallon! 2 gallons! 3 GALLONS in the pump bag! RESPECT! And I guarantee Brent can get a couple of nurses' phone numbers if we are there for at least 2 hours.

Jay on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 6:07 PM

Brent can only get numbers if he is in for less than 10 minutes. Over that, he just seems creepy.

Dave on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 6:14 PM

Wes, I saw that article about Huggins. I can't believe Dalonte Hill let himself get pimped like that. Huggins is one dirty bastard.

Wing Commander on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 6:30 PM

Phil, I am suiting up in one of these for the next time we go out drinking beer and hard alcohol. If you buy me one, think of the time you will save cleaning up your bathroom. Please note, I would prefer the PooPoo Pal in Green instead the Bladder Buddy in black.

http://www.alldumb.com/item/25960/

"People knew I was doing something out of the ordinary..."

Marc on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 7:34 PM

The Anti-Rape Female Condom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-r...e_female_condom
You Thoughts?

Phil on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:26 PM

oh, the american inventor show! I forgot to set up the ol' DVR up to record it!

Jay on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:26 PM

Goddamn it marc, i'm going to have nightmares.

Phil on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 8:30 PM

just think Jay, the next time you are sticking your weiner in some chicks tight little box she might have the equivalent of a bear trap in there.

that will buy you like an extra 2 minutes I bet.

Marc on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 9:37 PM

I don't know if you'll find this interesting or not phil. But had UPN on and both kids from Arrested Development (George Michael and Maybe) are both on an Veronica Mar on tv.

Phil on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:07 PM

hmm, not interesting.

although I hear Mitchell Hurwitz has quit the series

Brock on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:23 PM

I guess I don't really have to defend Huggins anymore, but since I have the information, I should let you know.

Huggins contacted Lutz prior to asking Hill to join his staff, so its not like he stabbed Lutz in the back. The two are good freinds. Second, this Beasley kid had already planned to decommit from Charlotte months ago because he verballed to them really early before his potential was realized. This past year he's had all kinds of big time schools recruiting him, so he decided to open his options back up.

I don't know how I feel about hiring coaches to get recruits, but every single coach in college basketball has done it in some way or the other. Thats how you expand your recruiting. I'm not taking a side on this issue, but I wanted the real facts out there since tools in the media like to keep this villian perception going as much as possible.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:32 PM

Brock - the write-up I read on Michael Beasley about a month ago was he was going to Charlotte because they recruited him when nobody else gave him a chance. Of course that was when he was in the 9th grade, so take it for what it's worth.

Brock on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:40 PM

Basically that was what I was saying. He committed to them in the 9th grade, and then he got REALLY good. All of a sudden he's a hot commidity. That's why he "de-committed" to Charlotte.

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:42 PM

This is taken from one of the scout.com analysts web blogs

"While I was at the Marshall County Hoopfest this past weekend, I found myself attempting to act like I was an actual member of the media. I mean oh sure, I do co-host a radio show, write for KSR and am a nationally syndicated columnist (or at least that is what the bio of the show says), but writing on the internet does not actually “feel” like real news. When I went to the SEC Tournament, I was really the only writer with internet pre-dominant credentials and as I traversed the Georgia Dome, I always had a sneaking suspicion that I looked like an extra from “Van Wilder” that had accidentally been placed on the set of “Schindler’s List”.

However at the Hoopfest, I began to feel at home. A couple of folks came up and recognized me (which is bizarre) and I was even asked my opinion of the players by a few people, including an assistant coach. So just as I was settling into my role as a professional, onto the court strode Michael Beasley. Now for those of you who havent heard of Beasley, he is a Jr, 6'6? kid from Oak Hill high school, ranked #2 in the junior class and a stud athlete. I knew of him vaguely, but as he began warming up, my knowledge was limited. However then he proceeded to put on a show.

During warmups, he did a variety of dunks that put the resident high-flying act of my generation, Vince Carter, to shame. Beasley did a 360 with little effort, a reverse windmill while yawning and a between the legs dunk while reciting poetry. The man looked to be expending no energy while driving the crowd wild with his vast array of dunks. Just as I was unable to stay in my seat during the UK-LSU game at the SEC Tournament last year and stood up and cheered, leading to disapproving looks from the professional media types, Beasley’s performance had me bobbing, weaving and clapping, much to the disapproval of the Dave Telep and Bob Gibbons of the world. AT this point however, I didnt mind. Without a doubt, Michael Beasley is the best athlete I have seen at the high school level outside of King Lebron. As I said on the show, he is the Truth, and people better get on board.

After the game I had a chance to talk to him and found out that he is an interesting speaking as he is playing. When I asked him about his game, he said, “I play like no one. In ten years, you can ask the new high school players who they play like, and they will say me. Because I am new.” When I questioned him about his rivalry with #1 ranked OJ Mayo, his answer was even more matter of fact, “There is no rivalry. I am better. No offense to OJ as he is great, but I should be the #1 player in the class.” He said all of these comments with a subtle bravado and as someone who likes to meet interesting people, I ate it up.

After the game I asked one of the recruiting folks who has been doing this for many years, his take on Beasley. He said that Beasley was the fourth best player he has ever seen at this point, behind Garnett, Lebron and (sorry Michael) OJ Mayo. Beasley, who committed to Charlotte in the 8th grade, may not be on the collegiate market, but he is the only player I have ever seen live, who I KNEW would be in the NBA someday. We are having him on our show in two weeks (and he invited me to call any of his THREE cell phones) and I hope you enjoy the kid as much as I did. Remember the name folks….Michael Beasley, and dont tell OJ that he may be number 2"

Bigworm on Wednesday, March 29, 2006 at 11:45 PM

Another analyst spoke to MB and he said he wanted no part in recruiting. That Charlotte was there from day 1 when he was a nobody so he comitted there so show the world what a nobody he was.

Not the exact words but pretty close to what he meant.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 7:50 AM

"While Joe is getting pumped the rest of us drunk bastards can stand around and chant..." What is intended by that? If I didn't get pumped the first time I went to the hospital I don't know what it will take. I'll get my jaw broken or hit by a car before I get my stomach pumped.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 8:23 AM

round 2

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

Marc on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 8:42 AM

Joe, when you requoted the line "While Joe is getting pumped the rest of us drunk bastards can stand around and chant..." I believed you were about to discuss the gay overtones of that sentence. With you being the BUTT of the joke.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 8:49 AM

I noticed that right after I posted it, but I have no self respect or dignity anyways so I figured what the hell. Unleash the jokes.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 9:02 AM

http://badjocks.com/ has that whole shocker being a W thing Phil was talking about the other day. I saw this site in SI last week. It is dedicated sports crimes. Pretty good read.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Hey UK fans, in case you haven't heard Ravi Moss is going out for football.

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 9:38 AM

i was amazed at how ignorant that Bad Jocks site was about the shocker. They thought it was some type of wrestling move...

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 9:54 AM

did you read the one about 3 shot one dead over kickball dispute

Jay on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Douglas must have taken the day off from work.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 10:14 AM

He is in he emailed me a half hour ago

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 10:17 AM

we missed Keira Knightley b-day on Sunday.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Prime Interest Rate is 7.75% as of today. For April 2006 they are forecasting 8.25%.

http://www.forecasts.org/prime.htm

douglas on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 10:34 AM

i'm here, last two days of the month, trying to get another big loan closed tomorrow so I can get paid.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Word on the street is that Chris, Bill and Scott are coming in town tomorrow to go out for Scott's bachelor party. Chris said it is an open invitation to all of us.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 10:55 AM

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12065847/

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:04 AM

that list is worthless without these guys:
http://images.ciao.com/iit/images/p...duct-302090.jpg

Barry on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:18 AM

i don't know about the shocker, but bo hoffman rammed his thumb (which was in a cast by the way) up brian kain's ass during practice. st.x was famous for "juicing" (squeezing his nuts really hard) opponents.

Jay on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:22 AM

And people call catholic high schools gay? What's wrong with sticking something up a guys ass or grabbing his balls?

Jay on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:25 AM

How can they sue for wrongful death when he is alive, hiding out with Pac and Elvis?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...g.ap/index.html

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:36 AM

is this the guy that wing commander was talking about?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60330017

Barry on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:42 AM

to be fair, a guy from oldham county bit one guys balls and juicing isn't exactly an unusual practice it's just that X used it a lot.

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:49 AM

oh yeah, that's crazy frank.

we going to genny's to celebrate before that place gets shut down when frank goes to jail?

Jay on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Wow, that doesn't look to good for Frank, if a building he has been trying to demolish suddenly burns down. Also, he is apparently okay with shitting in his hands. So, there you go.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Lets get some minors nice and liquored up there since it will be closing.

Brock on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 11:59 AM

Def Leppard and Journey are coming to town!

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/16003C78DDB44D1A

Jay on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 12:00 PM

Joe, you are a god damn genius. As long as the minors are all chicks, though. And I would be all about seeing journey in concert. As long as steve perry is still the lead singer.

douglas on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 12:08 PM

journey is best when performed by amateurs

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 12:34 PM

mullet man at work was all over that earlier this week.

Barry on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 12:40 PM

ouch
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/featu...eo?page=2379848

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 1:12 PM

http://ilovehaley.ytmnsfw.com/

and then the follow up:

http://haleysdad.ytmnd.com/

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 1:24 PM

jerome's handywork: http://soroneryonmyspace.ytmnd.com/

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 1:28 PM

now this is a well done prank: http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Co...ol=970081600908

the signs were awesome

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 1:40 PM

That was awesome. Halladay and Burnett gained respect in my book

Brock on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 1:41 PM

I don't know if anyone else is having issues, but I haven't been able to see any of the links Phil has posted from ytmnd.com in weeks.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 1:41 PM

its blocked at my work

Barry on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 1:46 PM

did anyone catch south park or mind of mencia last night? they were both pretty good. south park laid into george clooney and mencia ripped on kanye west

Barry on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 1:47 PM

my favorite line from mencia "bush's got condoleeza, so he's more hood than you."

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 1:51 PM

South Park was great. The smug of George Clooney's acceptance speech will meet up with the smug of South Park and San Fransisco to create the perfect storm. I promised myself I would never go to San Fransisco.

Jay on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 2:03 PM

Right now, the director of my lab is giving a tour to a super hot journalist from the frankfort newspaper. Marc, she kind of looks like rachel shurger(at least what I remember her looking like. And I'm almost positive i'm spelling her last name wrong). Anyway, if she wasn't with the director (or if I had balls) I'd totally run game on her. Regardless, she is definitely in the spank bank now.

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 2:12 PM

hmmm, for the ytmnd.com sites you might have to copy and paste the link. they may block direct links. those assholes.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Husband on strike.

http://keyetv.com/watercooler/local..._088152351.html

douglas on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 2:47 PM

i can't get the ytmnd sites either

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 2:48 PM

And here is his website.

http://www.husbandonstrike.com/

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 2:50 PM

If you want to sign his petition here it is. This may only apply to Chris, Baron, and myself but I think anyone might be able to sign it.

http://www.petitiononline.com/cheez...t/petition.html

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 2:53 PM

I think I may buy a NO MA'AM shirt and send it to this guy.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 2:54 PM

looks like single people can sign too, so sign away fellas.

douglas on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 2:56 PM

right on wes:

10722. Wesley Goodloe A man needs his private space. NO MA'AM would be proud.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Sometimes you have to take a stand for what is right.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 3:36 PM

It's too nice out to work.

douglas on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 3:38 PM

it is though. i'm not doing anything, my closing for tomorrow is in order after a somewhat hectic morning so i'm just taking it easy today

Cuban on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 3:45 PM

I HATE being stuck in the office.

Especially on nice days.

I might quit and be a dog walker.

Barry on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 3:51 PM

winnie cooper
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ucla/index.html

Jay on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Cuban, what's going on? That guy's wife in the article sounded like a smug bitch. I think natty sci should take her down a couple of pegs. We should take him out drinking and convince him to divorce her.

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:01 PM

winnie cooper is awesome. Why didn't bellarmine's math program have bitches like her?

joe on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:05 PM

I was just reading winnie cooper's website for the articles

douglas on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:13 PM

joe, your man license has just been revoked

Cuban on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:15 PM

I agree, Jay, Wife's like that make me glad I'm single.
I think we should invite the wife to partake in the fulong. If she still doesn't loosten up,

Douglas likes OLDER women.

Cuban on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Not only was the math department lacking Hotties like that.
The whole damn school was.

douglas on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:19 PM

i'd probably just end up scaring the old bitch, she can't handle this shit

Brock on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:32 PM

I think some on here would argue that there were some hotties like that at Bellarmine.

TIT-tanic comes to mind.

Barry on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:38 PM

bad stereotype of the day:
This statement comes from the winnie cooper article
"Who knew that the woman behind Winnie Cooper would end up graduating summa cum laude from UCLA's Mathematics Department?"

Ummmmmmm...everyone....she's asian.

douglas on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:53 PM

Let's not talk about TIT-tanic please, she wasn't that hot, she just had massive breastesses

Brock on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 4:57 PM

And who says massive breastesses are not hot?

I also should suggest when we do take this striking man's wife out, that Douglas and other parties should try something new... say Mule-training her on the kitchen couch?

Green Baron on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:01 PM

So I have a question that has plagued me for years:
The story begins, I sit down with my 2 year old daughter last night to watch a children's movie. I thought long and hard, and made the decision to break out a little "Chinese Connection" starring Bruce Lee.
So anyway, the movie details how Lee's teacher is killed by a neighboring school teaching Japanese martial arts. He discovers his teacher's killer by catching them disclosing the fact that they killed him, and when he busts down the door like a badass, one of the men has his shirt off (a little Brokeback goin' on or something, I don't know). So Lee looks at the guys' nipples, to which the camera zooms in to demonstrate that is what he's looking at, and states, "So, you're Japanese", as if the nipples were the giveaway to his heritage.

So here's my question to those who are familiar with the nipples of Chinese and Japanese men: Is there a difference? And what would that difference be?

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:06 PM

Douglas I don't know what you are talking about but Sara Johnson is pretty damn hot.

douglas on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:12 PM

we're not talking about the same TIT-tanic then, b/c sara johnson is hot, i'm talking about nichole wisdom, resident baseball floosie and hooters bitch, joe knows some of the stories.

Cuban on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:12 PM

In Douglas's defense, she was not that damn Hot.
Her Breast were. She just got hotter when she came out in the magazine, because of the the magazine.

If CJ hit it, its not that hot

Brock on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:12 PM

Church, looks like your Motown Juggernaut has sunken to an all-time low.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2389485

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:22 PM

I don't know guys, there's a reason she was titanic and not TENtantic...because she wasn't a ten.

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:23 PM

oh, and to answer your question I believe it was because of the belly wrap, not the nipples. i don't think chinese dudes wear those.

jerome would know. he's from over there.

Green Baron on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:35 PM

Ahhhh.....
Well that just totally breaks my heart. I mean, first off, who would wear a traditional heritage wardrobe piece when infiltrating an enemy lair. It sort of detracts from the believeablility of the story. Let's face it, when I'm Kung-fucking up some North Koreans on a mission, I don't wear a Yankees hat. Second, why does he attempt to cover his nipples with the thing after being spotted?
Well this has seriously down-graded my affection for this movie. Who would have thought that nipples would end up lowering my movie admiration?

Green Baron on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:40 PM

And I signed the petition, because I was "simpathetic" to his cause.

Bigworm on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:42 PM

All I know is that picture of Sara Johnson posing as Daisy Duke is pretty freakin' spectacular. Joe can you back me up on that?

Cuban on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:48 PM

I agree she looks Amazing in the magazine.
I just think the magazine made her look alot better then she did in person.

Brock on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:51 PM

Cuban, you may be missing the point. Even hot chicks... i.e. Winnie Cooper... don't look as hot in real life. Regardless, I'm siding with Wes on this one... mainly because I'm the one who started calling her TIT-tanic.

Phil on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 5:52 PM

this guy is my personal hero:
http://media.www.dailytrojan.com/me...gepublisher.com
and the follow up:
http://www.dailytrojan.com/media/pa...dailytrojan.com

Jay on Thursday, March 30, 2006 at 6:45 PM

My friend Ryan is over, and we were discussing one of Natty Sci's favorite topics, hot former child stars. He pointed me in the direction of Jenny Lewis (the redhead from "The Wizard") I know some of you have a problem with firecrotches, but any chick with a guitar is hot. Even if she is a hippie albino.

http://www.spin.com/features/exclus...5/rilokiley.jpg

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:14 AM

Fantastic story Philco.

Brent on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 6:59 AM

Wow, thats an awesome story and inspiring, I think this summer I will try out for the BU football team!

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 8:20 AM

Okay, there are 2 tit-tanics. Possibly 3. there was BC Tit-tanic aka Sara Johnson when she went to bellarmine college. CJ nailed it so she couldn't have been hot then. Then there was BU Tit-tanic Nicole who wasn't that hot but had huge boobs and was a huge slut, also I hear she is a good skier. She makes Dixie appear less slutty. Then there is tit-tanic from cornhole at Joe's older then dirt which is Sara Johnson when she got hot and started appearing in magazines. I would say tit-tanic #3 is definitely hot. She is the same as #1 but got hot and is cool because she gives us free alcohol.

Also,
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2390936

So, you telling me there is a chance?

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 8:46 AM

They got Kris Benson to solidify the starting rotation my ass. They picked him up and plan on getting that guy to cheat so they can run a gang bang on her in the locker room.

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 8:47 AM

Douglas - form today's CJ

North Bullitt has one of the region's top players -- shortstop Shane Scroggin (.417) -- and eight starters back from a team that went 20-10 in the Eighth Region.

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 8:47 AM

I agree with Ian O'Conner on Vince Young.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5395466

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 9:31 AM

Delphi is trying to cancel the union contracts.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060331...e/delphi_unions

Joe - has you dad mentioned if Ford is trying to do the same?

Brent on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Pretty funny and def nsfw

http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 9:53 AM

I haven't heard anything wes

douglas on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 9:55 AM

joe, yeah i saw that, i sent it to scroggin already. shane's getting recruited by a lot of places to play ball, he played in some national tournament last summer and got a lot of exposure.

Jay on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:11 AM

I'm guessing that guy is scroggins' younger brother?

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:22 AM

indeed

Jay on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:23 AM

I hope his baseball career goes better than Cameron Hahn's.

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Corey Hahn's career is going a little better then Cameron's

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Philco - No offense to Snakes on a Plane, but Road House 2 might just be the greatest movie of all time. Now if we could only get Don Swayze in the mix.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469965/

douglas on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:36 AM

well my company revised the pay structure again today, it still fucking sucks, so if you hear of any job openings, lemme know.

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Douglas - what do you want to do. what is your degree in?

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Philco - so have you talked to your sister about t-shirt designs. I mean seriously, if we are going to do a freaking 60 Furlong Walk to get plastered, I want a t-shirt to commemerate it.

Church on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Brock, starting Kitna is a 300% improvement on starting Harrington

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:45 AM

check out the message board subject titled "Better Tag Lines For This Diaper Taco Of A Movie"

Road House 2: No, seriously
Road House 2: 100% swayze free
Road House 2: this time you'll tear out your own throat
Road House 2: CGI makes the bar fights even less realistic
Road House 2: Available on DVD within 6 weeks or your money back
Road House 2: Boat House
Road House 2: The Mullet's Revenge
Road House 2: So What? We Had a Few Million Lying Around
ROAD HOUSE 2:DALTON,I AM AN F.B.I. AGENT
Road House 2: I've got knives on both shoes this time bitch!
Road House 2: Revenge of the slutty doctor
Road House 2: Tinker and the Polar Bear Strike Back!
Road House II: The Bar That Loved NASCAR
Road House II: Kentucky Karate
Road House II: Cause Trucker Hats Are Cool Again
Road House 2: On Next, After Beastmaster
Road House 2: Return of the Polar Bear
Road House 2: Double The Douche
Road House 2: Your too stupid to have a good time

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:49 AM

I love it! I am so gonna see this movie.

douglas on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:50 AM

wes, degree's in communications and english, but looking for something in business, a year and a half of professional sales experience, i've been talking to republic bank about a job, but i'm open to anything really

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:52 AM

I'm holding out for:
Road House 3: Snakes on a Bar

Brock on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Sounds like you should be a substitute English teacher, Douglas. Actually, if you work in the ghetto, you get paid more.

Barry on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 10:59 AM

burn
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...spot/index.html

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:01 AM

Hmmm...snakes on a bar would be pretty good.

Let's be honest, anything with snakes (except anaconda and anacondas) should be pretty good.

douglas on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:07 AM

probably not brock, however i did see that new show 'teachers' on nbc the other day, and it surprisingly didn't suck as bad as i thought it would, they had a hot slutty spanish substitute teacher on there

douglas on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:07 AM

besides, me around a bunch of high school girls, not the best idea

adrian on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:11 AM

Last night, James White from Cincy attempted to jump from the free throw line and take the ball between his legs. He just lost hold of the ball. It was pretty fucking remarkable.

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:11 AM

Okay I am already going to take shit over this post but what the fuck. We all know that Britney Spears is a dirty whore, however, she hired 2 midgets for K-FAGS birthday party. Click link for pics

http://www.blognyc.net/news/britney...thday_party.php

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Yeah and James White also did a freaking windmill from the FT line. Okay so White actually dunked from inside it by a step but still pretty awesome. I wish that Carney from Memphis would have dunked his FT line attempt. Carney was about a foot behind that line.

Brock on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:21 AM

That's why Carney missed it. I also think he tweaked his leg on the leap, but he was WAY short of getting that dunk, he basically pushed it to the rim and missed.

Brock on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:25 AM

By the way, White has made that dunk before... at Midnight Madness a couple of years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xtY...h=James%20White

adrian on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:28 AM

My favorite dunk was the dude from Western and did the leaning two hand windmill.

adrian on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:31 AM

Brock, that dunk was insane.

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Anybody hiring? I think it is time for me to start looking as well. Things don't sound good here.

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 11:51 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,189941,00.html

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Tell me this doesn't happen everywhere. I know I have been at parties where recruits were being given alcohol. The hospitalization is different.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news...tory?id=2391660

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 12:41 PM

http://www.break.com/index/operationtacobell.html

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 12:42 PM

oh, that previous link is someone grabbing food from the drive thru at taco bell. safe for work.

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 12:54 PM

apparently Kris has been cheating on Anna Benson:
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/st...9p-342548c.html

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 12:55 PM

I tell you what. There is nothing better than watching a dude go for the "Hey watch this" stunt and it ending with him bleeding.

http://www.break.com/index/escalator28.html

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:01 PM

new sports guy mailbag: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060331

Jay on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:02 PM

Happy birthday to Christopher Walken and Angus Young.

I think this Highway to Hell needs more cowbell.

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:16 PM

This might just be the baddest martial arts demonstration I have ever scene.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/k...ratemaster.html

Brock on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:16 PM

I'm disappointed, Jay posted birthdays and Joe hasn't followed it up with additional oddball ones.

Jay on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:18 PM

As joe: It's also Rhea Pearlman's birthday today.

Brock on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:19 PM

From Cheers!

Marc on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:39 PM

Okay, now my time to post on previous posts. I saw Teachers, the show, last night too, not too bad. Hopefully if teaching is anything like that and Boston Public, then I'll be knee-deep in pussy. Two, the midget in the pink is actually cute. Third, the Taco Bell video is cool but Jackass, the show, did it years prior with a guy in football gear and then he spikes the food in front of the car. Also the person in the car just drives away from the window. I think the loss, is the businesses and not the driver. Thus he should get more food.

I remember phil once said, he was in line at a drive-thru and some lady ordered a burger. but they had a special or something and a double burger was the same price, but she said she couldn't eat that much. and then phil drives up and asks for that ladies other burger patty to be put onto his sandwich. I think that is bloody brillant. But they wouldn't do it. Its kinda why I don't go to Subway. You can get whatever you want on your sandwich, but all I want is turkey, cheese and mustard. so i pay the same price, and get this huge amount of bread and little turkey and cheese. screw that.

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:43 PM

Happy B-day William Daniels 79 (Mr. Feeney). sorry i was in a meeting and then at a long lunch.

Marc on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:47 PM

Wow, Happy Birthday Mr Feeney (and the voice of K.I.T.T on Knight Rider) William Daniels. Happy Birthday to Christopher Walken too. Ok, I'm gonna have to get obliterated and celebrate these great men's birthdays. I might even do some Walken impersonations, some Nicholson impersonations...some B-Mac impersonations. (They're a crowd favorite.)

Marc on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Plagerized from another site:

Aint It Cool News has a breathless report this morning saying that two different teaser trailers for 'the Simpsons' movie are attached to 'Ice Age 2', which opens today.

"We're getting multiple reports that teasers for THE SIMPSONS movie are attached to some prints of ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN. From what we're told, the teasers appear to come in at least two flavors. One of the teasers is simply Homer asleep on a couch. Another appears to be a riff on SUPERMAN movies. Both teasers indicate a July 27, 2007 release date. One, or both, of these teasers is/are featured in a combo trailer with GARFIELD'S A TALE OF TWO KITTIES … we don't know if these teasers were attached to every print of the film, select prints, etc. In other words, theoretically, you wouldn’t necessarily see the teasers even if you go to ICE AGE."

"There's never been any conformation that this movie was on its way, so news of a finished teaser is relatively surprising. A movie version of 'the Simpsons' has been talked about for at least 10 years now. 10 years ago is also about the last this would have been a good idea. After the last 5 years of that show, there are very few things on earth I have less interest in than a movie version of 'the Simpsons'. I could probably make up something I have less interest in than a movie version of 'the Simpsons', but it would likely end up sounding suspiciously like a movie version of 'the Simpsons'."

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:50 PM

At McAllisters we were required to throw away messed up orders. One they didn't want us recycling orders and two they thought we would intentionally mess up orders and eat them ourselves. I said screw that and let people eat whatever they wanted on my shift. I don't want angry people working for me.

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 1:51 PM

The CJ has Mr. Feeney best listed on the birthdays as an actor from St. Elsewhere and that is it. Screw the CJ he is KITT and Mr. Feeney

Marc on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Just goes to show you who that writer things the audience of the paper is. Ever look on the back of a movie box to read about the premise of the movie. They often put parenthathesis behind an actor's name with another movie you may remember they are from. Sometimes, it's okay. other times it's like why did you use THAT movie? either because that movie sucks or you're like " i don't remember him in that, and it's my favorite movie." it'll be like "Starring Nicholas Cage (Fast Times at Ridgemont High), Matthew Broderick (Road to Wellville), Vince Vaugh (Rudy) and Ben Affleck (School Ties)"

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:05 PM

The Wendy's story was this:
I was standing behind a lady (which is why I knew her order) at the counter and she ordered a single, no meat because she was a vegatarian. So I asked if I could have the patty on my sandwich. The fuckers at Wendy's wouldn't do it. So I asked if her ordering a single with no meat would screw up their inventory counts and they got pissy. Then I just said "hey, I was just trying to be the first to eat the quadrupple burger" and the manager laughed and said that they have some dude that orders two doubles and makes his own all the time. So I don't think they spit on my food.

And not to go all Marcus Brodie, but I found this story interesting and the quadruple wendy's sandwich reminded me of it:
So last night I was talking with Bill the chef of Flanagan's about Brendan's menu and I asked him what he'd recommend over there. His recommendation is the Little Jimmy. The Little Jimmy is a friend chicken sandwich with a egg and mayo on top. Apparently at O'shea's when Bill worked there they hired this big fat dude named Lil' Jimmy. He was 350+.

And Bill wanted to kill him. So he figured the best way to do that would be to put 75lbs on him. They created the sandwich and before he died he ended up being fired. But the Little Jimmy lives on, and according to the kitchen staff of Brenden it is the most popular menu item there.

Green Baron on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:10 PM

Dudes,
It's Obi Wan Canblowme's birthday
Ewan McGregor is 35 today.

Green Baron on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Oh yah, it's also Gordie Howe's birthday.

Brock on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Not to interrupt the movie references and fast food stories (which I'm seriously enjoying... seriously, I'm not being sarcastic... really.)

Are we actually doing Fantasy Baseball? The season starts in a few days and we haven't had a draft.

Also of interesting note: we have our coaches meeting for softball this afternoon, and I think the agenda was created specifically for our teams:

1. Should we eliminate the use of the "small ball"? - Thanks to Joanna cranking triples.

2. Should we stick with the Gold Dot men's ball or go to a more flight-restricted ball like Gray Dot? - CHRIS! Apparently him crushing balls into the next county has aggravated the old crows in the league.

3. Should we have paid umpires?
4. Should we form a "disciplinary committee"?
Thanks to the Green Baron for intentionally screwing over the dickhead commissioner's team in the tournament by calling strikes on everything his team got.

Now, I want to hear more about Wendy's quadruples... mmmmmm

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:17 PM

I will set the draft. Chris called me and said he was joining, but I am ruling that out I guess.

douglas on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:24 PM

set it for when?

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Fuck JJ, this is horeshit.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/wcStor...ntentId=5459656

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:32 PM

i'm letting yahoo draft my guys. I have faith.

More the on the quadruples. When I worked at Target I went to the McDonald's across the street pretty frequently to get their double. I made chatted with the manager a few times while I was over there. They were having a triple cheeseburger special and this was when I was still running so eating two of those wouldn't be that big of a deal to me. Well one day they only have me two patties on one of the burger.

So the next time in I joked with him about them owing me a patty. When I got back to Target I had two 6 patty burgers in my bag. I immediately put on 20lbs upon eating them.

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:33 PM

this made me laugh out loud from the mail bag:
In your previous mailbag, Bob from Atlanta states that your book is 189 poops long. I have to call BS on this. First of all, who keeps track of such a stat? But beyond that, your book hit stores Oct. 1, 2005. That's only like 150 odd days. And I doubt he read at every stop. Plus there's no way he double dipped on enough days to cover the difference. This guy is the James Frey of poop stories. Take your 189 poops and go home Bob.
-- Kris, Franklin, Mass.

SG: You're right, 189 poops does seem a little high now that I'm thinking about it ... I wish I had a daytime talk show so I could berate Bob into admitting that he lied about the number. It wasn't 189 poops, was it, Bob? It was more like 89, wasn't it? But you lied. You lied to everyone. You lied to YOURSELF!

Brent on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:42 PM

Hey can someone post where the guy goes through the supermarket along with the Rocky theme.

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:51 PM

the gustaf look a like rocky at supermarket guy: http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1851

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:54 PM

I will set the draft at 3:30

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:55 PM

it's the end of an era, last sports guy link of the day by the intern: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ns/links/060331

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 2:56 PM

Brent here you go.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/rockyisback.html

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:01 PM

The hell with it I am drafting now.

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:09 PM

i'm ready to draft!

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:11 PM

draft status has been changed. Will be completed by tuesday April 4th at 11:59 PT

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:26 PM

so how does this draft work? is there any interaction I can do?

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:28 PM

never mind, figured it out. i can't wait to find out what shitheads are on my team.

douglas on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:33 PM

so what's the dealio for tonight? i've got to go help my mom when i get off here, but that shouldn't take too long, are we meeting at the burkets i assume? what's on the agenda, other than drinking like fish and mourning the loss of another single male

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:35 PM

Chris said he will be in town between 8 and 9

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:44 PM

I have no clue what is going on. Chris and Joanna are in town between 8-9 Bill and Scott no clue. They may be coming straight over they might not. There is terrible communication here.

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:47 PM

Is the bachelor party tonight or saturday or both days or what?

joe on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Tonight. I know at least one of them is working on Sunday.

douglas on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 3:56 PM

is the former legend making an appearance tonight?

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 4:40 PM

chevy is letting you make your own ads on their site. Oh man is it fun to make Tahoe ads: http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view...eb-0013724ff5a7

All the enviornmentalists are abusing this too. Good, clean fun by all!

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Hmm...possibility douglas. a possibility. Joe do you know what bars/strip clubs?

Phil on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 4:45 PM

fake PSA's from the Office:
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video/sub_122.shtml

(via fark)

douglas on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 5:28 PM

so that's a big negative, huh wes?

Brock on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 5:51 PM

So is Wes now known as: The Man the Former Legend.

Marc on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 6:02 PM

I like it, let's go with it. I'll have the shirts made for him.

Marc on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 7:06 PM

Brokeback II: Guys with Balls
http://www.apple.com/trailers/indep...t/guysandballs/

Bigworm on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 7:37 PM

Why do you fools need entertainment. I will be out later cause I rock the fuck out! That's a guarantee.

Dave on Friday, March 31, 2006 at 7:54 PM

This question is for Joe, since he is the Sara Johnson expert. I remember the Velocity article on her said that she graduated from UL with a degree in English. So when did she go to Bellarmine, or is the article wrong. I don't ever rememeber seeing that chic around. The girl I remember Jay and Brock calling Tit-Tanic, was busted with big tits.

Phil on Saturday, April 01, 2006 at 4:15 AM

i would like to thank everyone in Operation World's Greatest Cockblock.

That poor son of a bitch.

Bigworm on Saturday, April 01, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Sorry fellas, combination of a shitty cell phone and staying at my parents till midnight did me in.

Phil on Saturday, April 01, 2006 at 1:31 PM

use google to search for love:
http://www.google.com/romance/

Phil on Sunday, April 02, 2006 at 12:44 PM

hooray, i bought an xbox 360!

Brock on Sunday, April 02, 2006 at 2:20 PM

Way to put on show LSU! That's what I get for cheering you on! That was the saddest display of basketball effort I've seen in a long time.

I also hate Florida! So for the lesser of 2 evils, I'm cheering for UCLA to capture #12

adrian on Sunday, April 02, 2006 at 3:14 PM

Since ucla won, i won the contest at work. I know i am going to regret saying this but go Gators and fuck the Pac-10!

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 7:49 AM

Everyone alive?

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 8:52 AM

i hate this spring forward bullshit. i think it was invented by the mountain dew corporation to drive up caffeine consumption

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 9:45 AM

some people on Totalfark adopted a highway in Tennessee:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.../TotalFark1.jpg

I have no problem picking up trash on the side of the road if it means the Natty Sci Highway becomes a reality. I wonder if we could adopt the stretch of 264 right by Bellarmine...

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 9:49 AM

http://transportation.ky.gov/Educat...-Volunteers.htm

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Fuck UCLA, Florida is gonna get the championship. The only twelve UCLA is gonna get are the 12 fuck yous from me after UF brings home the glory. Fuck Pac-10, fuck big-east, fuck ACC...fuck the big 10 for that matter as well.

Go SEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 9:54 AM

Do we get a sign or anything that says "Highway adopted by Natty Sci".

That is neat.

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:07 AM

I would be all about adopting a highway. Is there a new How I Met Your mother tonight?

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:18 AM

basketball is on instead.

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Exxon-Mobile bumps Wal-Mart from No. 1 to No. 2

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190292,00.html

EM had profits of $36.1 Billion USD, the most of any US company in history.

adrian on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:25 AM

A co-worker called in and said that he had 110 degree temperature. Wouldn't he be dead or breaking out in seizures or something? Upper management and I thnk he is not telling the truth.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Dragon stagger is the 14th of April?

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:53 AM

Yeah 110 degrees is pretty fucking hot. He should be in a hospital if he isn't dead already.

I think fevers that are 108 degrees Celsius can cause brain damage. And I think those occur when it is really freaking hot outside. Of course in our group of friends, Chris would be the expert on such medical matters.

Maybe you should call an ambulance for your friend and stick him with the bill. That will teach him to play hooky.

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:57 AM

he has Hyperpyrexia.

And he's going to die.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:04 AM

I think scott is dead.

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:07 AM

oh, and for the record, Brent, Marc and myself where the Cobra Kai of trivia last night. We were up by 30 points going into the bonus question and some redneck lady kept yelling at us to get a life. While she had a point, I now have a $50 gift certificate to Bearnos and her trailer park was probably destoyed. I screwed up the Blues Brother question or else we would have won by 44 doubling up the 3rd place team.

Strike hard, strike fast, NO MERCY.

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:19 AM

Wow, I am a dumbass. I was just talking about the championship game this morning. And yes, at 110 degrees farenheit your friend is either
a)dead
b)faking
c)has a thermometer with an incorrect calibration.

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:20 AM

So maybe bill will take us all to waffle house with his 50 worth of gift certificates. And on another note, scott's brother is pretty cool.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Friday was a good night.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:28 AM

I gotta take the B-days today. Too good.

Former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl is 76. Singer Wayne Newton is 64. Singer Tony Orlando is 62. Rock musician Mick Mars (Motley Crue) is 50. Actor Alec Baldwin is 48. Actor David Hyde Pierce is 47. Comedian-actor Eddie Murphy is 45. Rock singer Sebastian Bach is 38. Actress Jennie Garth is 34. Actress Cobie Smulders is 24. Actress Amanda Bynes is 20.

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:31 AM

Good so when I show up to Bearnos next sunday I can get some of that GC money since you guys used the last one without me.

Fuckers.

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Sebastian Bach is my hero.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Oh yeah, Cobie Smulders is Robin from How I Met Your Mother for you that don't know

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Cobie Smulders is only 24? The rest of the cast is around 30

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Thu/Apr-13 Louisville, KY - Louisville Gardens
AVENGED SEVENFOLD - anybody game?

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:41 AM

wes, marc has a $10 gift certificate in his wallet from the last time you were there I believe. So we have like $60 to spend.

One large BBQ Chicken pizza = $18. That leaves $42 to be spent on $8.40 80oz pitchers of Killians which is exactly 5 of them. Five 84oz pitchers of beer = thirty-five 12oz beers. Split amongst Marc, Brent and myself that averages out to 1 beer for Marc, none for brent because he's got a soccer game and 17 each for Wes and myself.

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:45 AM

I'm there, joe. How much are tickets?

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Let me change that.

Phico is my hero.

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Is the waitress still friendly with you guys?

Anyone going to lunch today and where? I am in the office by myself (admin is here too) all week.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:49 AM

$27.50 for avenged sevenfold

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:51 AM

Looks like I am dying of prostate cancer. BBQing is bad mmmkay.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1797949

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Joe, i'll definitely go. If you want, I'll buy get the tickets on my credit card, and you can pay me back. If we're going to do this, we should do it today. Anyone else who wants to go, let me know.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Chris mentioned going. He thought it was the next monday. I'm trying to get in contact with him.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 12:03 PM

Bearcats' point guard considers transferring

Brock, what the fuck?

CINCINNATI — University of Cincinnati freshman point guard Devan Downey was given permission yesterday to look into transferring.

Mick Cronin, hired March23 as head coach, said Downey hasn't decided to leave but wants to explore his options at other schools.

Downey would be Cincinnati's top returning player for Cronin's first season. He averaged 11.9 points and 4.3 assists as a true freshman.

Brock on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 12:06 PM

Yes, I know.

Brock on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 12:07 PM

Can anyone rehash the Bachelor Party this weekend?

I need something to distract me from the nightmare that is being a UC basketball fan.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 12:09 PM

scott made it to about 12:30

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 12:39 PM

what you fuckers want? that's why i'm winning fantasy baseball after day 1.

Brent on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 12:51 PM

Philco, Im not so sure about this adopt-a-highway business; I think I would be hard pressed convincing someone I was "volunteering," when asked why I was picking up trash on the highway in an orange vest.

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Clerks II Trailer
http://www.clerks2.com/trailer/large.html

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 1:32 PM

Jay:

Chris still wants to go to the concert, even if its on Thursday

adrian on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 1:52 PM

These are the exact words from a co-worker of mine...

"Fuck UCLA, I hope there is an earthquake and they fall in the ocean."

adrian on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:08 PM

I love this prank call...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bergis-mags.mp3 (listen if you have headphones)

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:12 PM

So it's me, chris, and joe going. Brock, do you think you could make it? (I'm not asking the rest of you because I don't think A7X is in your taste. Although, feel free to join us)

Brock on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:21 PM

This Thursday?

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:23 PM

Next thursday, the 13th, the day before the dragon stagger.
Looking at the stat's page, douglas finally surpassed marc. I better be careful, because I'm next.

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:24 PM

I forgot to say which category he passed him in.

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:25 PM

It was # of total posts.

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:26 PM

So now I just need to start making a bunch of random posts to keep my superiority for as long as possible.

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Ha, ha! now all of the comments at the side of the page are mine.

Brock on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:26 PM

I have to give a seminar at the Cincinnati Children's Hospital on the 14th, but I would probably be down for hitting up Frankfort that night.

So NO to the concert, although I'd like to go... I'll be partly responsible.

And YES to the Dragon Stagger on the 14th.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:29 PM

is the stagger going to be a loop?

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:29 PM

Hmmmm..flanagan's was quite tasty for lunch today. Good call Philco.

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:30 PM

I hope it's the 1.5 furlong stumble.

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:30 PM

fuck

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:30 PM

you

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:30 PM

jay

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:30 PM

i will

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:30 PM

catch

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:30 PM

you

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:53 PM

Apparently this website is a good stalker source if you are hunting celebrites. George Clooney suggests we give false information so they loose credibility and fool the stalkers. I think we should send some crazy stories into the website and see how many rumors we can get started.

www.gawker.com

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:54 PM

this could be the greatest t-shirt of all time.

http://www.phatrags.com/pages/store...w.phatrags.com/

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 2:58 PM

we are having a cornhole tournament at work tomorrow!

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Cornhole just isn't the same since everyone and there brother plays it now.

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 3:22 PM

So Cornhole used to be cool before it sold out?

I understand completely.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Kinda like your taste in music. The Artic Monkeys were cool then they went on SNL and lost there coolness.

Brock on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 3:25 PM

I think Cornhole has been trying to sellout since it started. Whats the fun in playing the same ole' people all the time.

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 3:31 PM

good april fools' prank:
http://www.break.com/index/golfballprank31.html

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 3:34 PM

that is the absolute stupidest shit ever. how is cornhole not fun b/c other people like it? does other people liking it have any effect on the joy and laughter it might bring when you play it? i hate when people say that about music too, like the music sucks if other people like it, that's so fucking stupid. that just reminds me of the goth people in high school that all banded together against the so-called popular people and rebelled by listening to grunge music or whatever, and got all offended when they found out that other people like pearl jam and green day other than them, so they couldn't listen to them anymore

Brock on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Holy shit, Douglas. Thank you.

adrian on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 3:45 PM

Phil, i think we could improve on the posting by doing a couple of xmHttpRequest refreshes so people wouldn't need to refresh their page and it would be almost seemless so when someone posts on the site, to all users the post would seem to appear out of thin air.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:09 PM

nowhere did I say it wasn't fun anymore. I just think it isn't the same because as more people catch on to it the respect factor falls. I feel this way about most everything. Douglas, did you ever fuck a girl before she turned into a whore? Oh you fucked her big deal half of Louisville has. Do you specify that you did it before everyone else did? That is how I feel.

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:23 PM

hahahahaha, great analogy, that's hilarious. yes, i have said exactly that before, but i think it's a little different, mainly because the game of cornhole doesn't change, however after u get a hold of a chick that's new to slightly used, and then turns into a big whore, not only is she almost like a completely different person, the actual event of having sex with said girl is different. plus banging chicks is not a competitive sport (well.....) like cornhole is

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:24 PM

the music analogy is one I take crap for. Here's the deal, download O.A.R.'s hey girl from the Soul's Aflame CD (this was pre-sell out). Then download the same song of Risen. Granted, this isn't a great song to begin with but it is important because it is featured on a pre and post sell out albums. The first one is more raw, more emotion and just more fun. The song one sounds like some producer told them he needed it smoother and romantic and it just plain sucks, sucks, sucks.

actually, here we go
#1 (from 1999): http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-...5387986-5799350
#2 (from 2001): http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-...5387986-5799350
AND A THIRD VERSION
#3 (from 2003): http://www.amazon.com/gp/music/wma-...5387986-5799350

I'm not talking about people liking my music or whatever, I accept the fact that my taste in music is a bit odd. My point is that in the process of selling out they changed which took them away from why I originally liked them. Hell, I'm sure there are plenty of examples of bands that I like better now that they've sold out. I like the more radio friendly stuff by Bright Eyes a lot more than his pre-sellout stuff for example.

But I like joe's "the cornhole was a lot tighter before the rest of louisville got balls deep in it" definition too.

joe on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:24 PM

to beat a dead horse, sticking with the sexual analogy, to rephrase what I was saying earlier, I like pussy, but I'd rather fuck a virgin then throw a hot dog down a hallway.

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:30 PM

there are other examples too where I simply enjoy the sound of a music or what someone is doing lyrically, and then suddenly a bunch of 17 year old girls start crying and screaming to the song thinking it has some deep, emotional insight into their life via the lyrics "all the stars are yellow."

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:31 PM

opps, didn't finish my thought:
then i just get pissed off that the music that i liked got queered up like a trapper keeper with my little pony stickers.

Barry on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:33 PM

this is darrell mitchell right after beating texas and a week before UCLA embarrassed us as you can tell by the smile.
http://www.tigerweekly.com/pp_img.p...;iidpp=397#head

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:40 PM

i understand bands selling out and changing their music completely (Staind is the first example that comes to mind), what I'm talking about is someone liking music, and then not liking it anymore once it becomes mainstream, like say I like Band X b/c i saw them in a club or something, and they get famous and they're all over MTV, and now that they're famous for singing the songs I liked in the first place, but now i don't like them anymore b/c it's not cool to like something everyone else likes. that's what annoys me.

the trapper keeper with pony stickers is great, I always had five star stuff myself.

Barry on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:43 PM

so... nickelback... did they become walking vaginas like i think or are they the same as always and i just hate them for being popular

Barry on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:44 PM

and i wholeheartedly agree on staind...pussies

Barry on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:46 PM

pretty good
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si...3/31/index.html

Barry on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:47 PM

2. Benson filed for divorce from her husband, new Orioles pitcher Kris, because he reportedly cheated on her. When Benson pitched for the Mets, Anna said that if she ever caught her husband cheating, she would retaliate by sleeping with his teammates, coaches and even the team trainers. The divorce promises to be a complex legal battle. First an arbitrator must decide whether the cheating took place before or after Benson's trade from the Mets to the Orioles, then whether those retaliatory rights also transferred as part of the trade.

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:48 PM

i was watching a Virgina Tech game were a bunch of dudes painted up with "Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University in Blacksburg."

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 4:59 PM

Nickelback was never hardcore, but their vaginas did increase by about 15X after their first album.

Bigworm on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 5:02 PM

I don't care what you guys say, Frank Sinatra will always rock!

Brock on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 5:06 PM

On the Simpsons last night, Grampa tried to do an assisted suicide. On the machine, it had these options:

Quick painless death
Slow agonizing death
Megadeath

Also, they offically announced the Simpsons Movie. Don't know how I feel about it.

adrian on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 5:21 PM

Arizona State University cheerleader is a pornstar...

http://www.sheckja.com/cpg143/thumb...ls.php?album=17

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

Marc on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 5:31 PM

Douglas's discussion of not liking bad once they become popular is very valid. and I know i've given Phil, personally, a lot of shit about that. Sometimes it's valid (they sell out, music changes, tastes change, you out grow them, etc) other times people like to be "in-the-know" and feel superior by telling people about music they haven't heard (see High Fidelity). Trendy small coffee shops used to be the place of eclectic hippies. but this trend later led to Starbucks popping up even in the Poduck towns. I personally don't care about coffee, but use it as a point. You can't stop people from liking the things that you like, and its retarded to want that when you take pleasure in telling them about it. As kids we want to be like everyone else, as adult we want to be different. Nut you aren't going to be different. You are gonna have some differences from everyone else, but pretty much be similar in many other fashions. It is impossible to stop. Wanting to be different or elitist is this fashion creates a large amount of SMUG, when the music SMUG cloud, blends with the Hollywood Smug clud and the Christianity Superiority SMUG cloud, then we will see a Perfect Storm that will devastate the Earth....or it will just be fucking annoying.

Green Baron on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 5:46 PM

http://www.sheckja.com/cpg143/displ...&fullsize=1

http://www.sheckja.com/cpg143/album...asuporn/005.jpg

I consider myself an expert of porn, and by comparing these two pictures (both of them are safe for work); you can clearly see it is not the same girl.

1st clue: boobs, or lack thereof in porn star
2nd clue: the face
3rd clue: the muscle tone. The cheerleader is ripped, the pornstar is skinny.
4th clue: the porn star is not wearing a university sanctioned chearleading outfit. They are different cuts.

But it was a fantastic dream.....hhhmmmmm.m......

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 5:48 PM

i was just about to post something. baron, that is in fact an ASU cheerleader. Arizona State is considering a lawsuit:
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarep...p2main1130.html

Green Baron on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 5:51 PM

It might be an ASU cheerleader, but it is not THAT chearleader. You can clearly see that in the pictures. Her face is completely different as well as her body.

You just don't lose 10 lbs of tits.

Cheerleaders usually have them strapped tight, and that girl still has something. The porn star is stacked like an 11-year old boy.

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 5:55 PM

just do a search for "courtney simpson asu" on google. it's her. there was a big hub bub on total fark back in november about it.

douglas on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 5:57 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Simpson

Phil on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 6:10 PM

douglas wanted me to post this: http://media.putfile.com/Never-dress-up-as-a-lama

it is...strange

Jay on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 8:02 PM

Wow...I mean...wow.

Cuban on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 8:35 PM

I can't believe you posted that Phil. WOW!

Marc on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:25 PM

Okay, the trivia gods were against the duo of Phil and myself tonight. However I did love our team name. Another team's offensive team name was "we put the cunt in country." Mine was "We may come in last, but its still inside your girlfriend."

Oh and only for Jay, one question was "name the singer/songwriter who was originally named Arnold Dorsey/"
Thanks Eddie Izzard

Green Baron on Monday, April 03, 2006 at 10:31 PM

So, watching the NCAA championship and noticed one dude's major was:

leisure management

Where the fuck was my guidance counselor on that one? Asshole.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 12:04 AM

All I can say is way to show up UCLA, fucking play with some balls next time.

Florida wins so that means the SEC reigns supreme!

adrian on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 8:25 AM

What is kind of funny is the NIT champions beat the NCAA champions twice this year.

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 8:27 AM

basketball seasons over, it is NFL draft and baseball season

adrian on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 8:40 AM

Yep, thats a typical big east bitterness response.

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 8:43 AM

Baseball fan response

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 8:45 AM

I'd watch opening day baseball over the NCAA championship game any day of the week

adrian on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 8:47 AM

"right"

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 8:57 AM

Dude, I had a timer on my computer with the countdown till the pitchers and catchers reported to spring training.

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 8:58 AM

basketball and football season is that thing to pass time between the World Series and Opening day

Brock on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:08 AM

Except there are a million baseball games, and that many games just makes each individual game less important. The games are brutally long and then it takes an entire series to figure out the winner. Sorry, but college basketball has designed the perfect system for a modern-day sports fan.

adrian on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:14 AM

I didn't know you were that big of a die hard baseball fan. I just can't imagine you watching opening day baseball over lets just say Louisivlle playing the NCAA championship.

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Adrian, I would be somewhere that I could watch both. and brock, What do you mean by modern day sports fan, someone with ADD? A true sports fan can handle 162 games plus 19 playoff games and not get burned out.

Brock on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:30 AM

Its not about getting burned out, its about being put to sleep.

Phil on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:43 AM

hell, i can handle an entire baseball season and I have the attention sp.

hey new sports guy!
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060404

9:45am sports guy link?

Brock on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:50 AM

Is there any way to actually see the stat rankings among the teams for Rotisserie scoring on the fantasy baseball?

adrian on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:51 AM

On sportscenter, they reported that a fan through a syringe at Barry Bonds. Now that is classy.

Brock on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Nevermind, I clicked on enough buttons to figure it out

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:52 AM

on the front page click at the top right of the standings on full standings. Scroll to the bottom to overall stats.

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 9:53 AM

I was watching that live it was priceless to see the look on his face. It didn't have the needle in it, but it was still great.

Phil on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 10:27 AM

oh, this is kinda going back in time, but I've thinking about doing the Ajax stuff adrian.

I figure I load the page up like normal, and then check every 30s for new posts and display them in a different background color or something. Same thing if you submit a new post. Not too sure how difficult it would be, plus I don't know how well it'd work. I'm sure there are lots of chat applications out there that I could rip off or something that do this type of stuff.

adrian on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 10:51 AM

I have some cool stuff we can do. I worked on a simple app last night and what we can do is modify to work with a .net backend. It is almost like a chat program and the refreshes are pretty fast.

adrian on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 11:00 AM

I should have a demo up later tonight. It is all xmlHTTPrequest driven.

adrian on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 11:18 AM

I highly recommend the Snyders of Hanover sourdough chedar cheese pretzel pieces. They are freakin' great. You can obtain them at your local Kroger.

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 11:25 AM

B-Days:

Actor Craig T. Nelson is 62. Actor Robert Downey Jr. is 41. Magician David Blaine is 33. Actress Natasha Lyonne is 27. Actress Jamie Lynn Spears is 15.

Jay on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 11:27 AM

Brock and Chris, get working on this before my dad's old-ass kidney gives out.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/cond...gans/index.html

Brent on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Phil, when is Dell going to offer the $500 coupon for notebooks?

Phil on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 12:01 PM

they have a $725 off coupon right now:
http://www.slickdeals.net/#p7307

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Happy birthday to Nobuyuki Furuta who's 47 today.
He starred as a Minotaur in "Dragon Knight" and also appeared in "Nadia: The Secret of Fuzzy".

The Secret of Fuzzy? This one I gotta see...

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 12:27 PM

Also happy birthday to Gang Cheng, who's 81 and whose parents must have hated him.

Phil on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 12:31 PM

rondo into the draft:
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ll/14257377.htm

Joanna on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 12:48 PM

Phil- Is the 710 worth it as far as the specs go?

Brock on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 12:56 PM

Or how about the one right below it for $628

Phil on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 1:25 PM

Hmmm, both PCs are pretty good it looks like. One is a small on though with a 12.1" screen as compared to the others 15.4" (as a frame of reference, the laptop on my coffee table is 15.1"). The other big difference is weight. Obviously the 12.1" screen is lighter, almost 33% lighter.

Both PCs will last quite a long time. If I had to choose I'd go with the E1505 because it has a bigger screen and twice the memory. It was more, but 6lbs really isn't that heavy unless you are going to be spending hours carrying it around (e.g. at the airport)

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 1:26 PM

Joe you will appreciate this. So with my XM Radio subscription I can listen to all the XM channels via the internet through xmradio.com. The great thing is XM Radio has MLB games on it, so I can listen to any baseball game as I work.

When I was working in Seymour, I would listen to The RedSox and Yankess on the way home, then tune in after I got home to watch the Bosox beat the old guys.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 1:33 PM

Follow up on Rondo.

He is gone and he will hire an agent, per Rondo at his news conference today.

http://www.wlap.com/cc-common/mainh...;article=414359

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 1:48 PM

The Doc's on his way to pound-you-in-the-ass prison.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060404...en_sentencing_1

He better beat someone up the first week....

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 1:52 PM

According to The New Guy starring Eddie Griffin, he suggests you pick out the biggest baddest mother fucker there and whip his ass on Day 1.

Jay on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Don't forget to show the "Crazy Eyes"

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 1:59 PM

Woohoo I found White Sox-Indians radio coverage on the internet!

Phil on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 2:11 PM

will hire? Hmmm, that probably means those gambling rumors were true.

Phil on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 2:19 PM

everytime i buy a buffalo snacker from KFC I feel like I just paid KFC a dollar to give me gas.

Phil on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 2:30 PM

so office cornhole - I have been referred to as the office ringer. That's how bad these people are. I'm considered awesome at it because I can get all four bags to stick to the board each time.

Marc on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 2:44 PM

a girl just told me a story about how she was reading her YM magazine and a spider popped out from inside the magazine. I told her "it's better than snakes on a plane...because when there are snake on your plane, then you're on a plane with mother -fucking snakes."

I will be at Trivia late of course. But my thoughts on a team name is:
"My thoughts on euthanasia? They're hot."

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Philco - honestly I think Rondo's attitude wasn't meshing with Tubby's system. Tubby mentioned he was gonna clean house, so his endorsing Rondo to go pro is his way of getting rid of him and opening up another scholarship for our 4 kids coming in, possibly 6 coming in next year.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:10 PM

I swear to God, if anyone ever did this to my dog and I found that sick bastard he would endure a life of torture and pain.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/04/do...s.ap/index.html

I believe this is the quote that would best describe how bad I would torture these fucks and exactly how much pain they would endure.

"I AINT THROUGH WITH YOU FOR A LONG SHOT, I'M GONNA GET MEDIEVIL ON UR ASS" - Pulp Fiction

douglas on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:13 PM

i'm glad he's gone, and tubby knew he was gone, probably a while back, when the team hates u cuz you fucked the resident white boy's girlfriend, and no one wants to play with you, you probably should go. plus tubby's been recruiting guards heavily, and he's already got a couple scholarship offers when he didn't have any ready, so he knew rondo was gone and i bet he knows one or two other kids he's gonna get rid of and/or redshirt.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:18 PM

http://www.thedigested.com/pic.php?...carrot_top2.jpg

At first I thought this was just someone with curly hair on roids that looked like Carrot Top.
But then I was looking for this picture for my myspace profile, because of the striking similarity to me, and it really is him.
I checked his website, he's really all roided out.

Brock on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:24 PM

Do you think Pitino hates Sebastian Telfair even more now? He could have had Rondo, made him happy, and gotten star quality from him instead of the lackluster career at UK.

Rondo's decision ranks up there with Jason Osbourne and that turd from Ballard, Bender.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:24 PM

http://www.carrottop.com/newcarrot/index2.html

scroll down to see the proof that carrot top is really on the roids.

You know, after seeing this, I've got a whole new perspective on the film "Chairman of the Board". I think I shall withdraw my nomination of that film for the Oscars.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Link doesn't work, you have to click "bio" over in the top left corner.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:27 PM

Yeah CT use to be a skinny little bitch. Now he is on roids.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:34 PM

The top 10 richest men of all time.

http://www.pimpwiz.com/2006/04/top-...l-time-by.shtml

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:45 PM

I just hate that they keep omitting Pablo Escobar. So he sold coke, the dude was fucking loaded. He was pulling a billion a week at one point.

My hero. And no, there's no way he's dead. Super rich men don't die.

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Tomorrow at 8 on Sci Fi channel the show Ghost Hunters is rerunning an episode on Waverly

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Wow, GM actually trying to help save energy, kind of.

http://www.autoblog.com/2006/04/04/...gas-recognized/

joe on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 3:50 PM

http://www.scifi.com/ghosthunters/

Jay on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 4:01 PM

I have some bad news (for someone, anyway) It looks like the hotel idea has been nixed for the dragon stagger, and we will need a DD. Since I'm the reason they're doing it, I automatically call not it!

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 4:05 PM

This post is for those crazy hoosiers who read the Sci. Perfect 29 hand dealt in cribbage.

http://www.stignacenews.com/news/20...0/News/044.html

Sad thing is it made the news.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 4:06 PM

What was the hotel idea and how far apart are these bars?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 4:15 PM

Pics of college hazings. Apparently they did not stick to the code, because pictures have surfaced.

http://www.badjocks.com/archive/200...ng-pictures.htm

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 4:27 PM

This fool should have stayed at UK for his senior year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ03...h=UK%20wildcats

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 4:30 PM

I miss The Freak in action.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKkp...enna%20Azubuike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwwm...enna%20Azubuike

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 4:34 PM

UK's Dirk Minnifield dunk. This is before the 3PT line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz9o...arch=UK%20dunks

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 4:39 PM

Brock - this one is for you.

UK vs. Cinci and Rondo gets the alley oop via Sparks. And to the dagger of course is Sparks walks but gets no call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeXj...arch=UK%20dunks

douglas on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 5:05 PM

bad news guys, we still don't have a shot:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2396659

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 5:07 PM

This video is crazy. The more I watch it the more crazy it becomes to me. This is an asian chick with knife skills.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYTp...amp;t=t&f=b

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 5:08 PM

Know what that means...3-ways.

Jay on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 5:21 PM

All the bars are in walking distance from each other and from the hotel (although it is a couple of blocks). Originally we were going to start out there and walk to the bars. However, a girl I work with said people could stay at her house. I don't think I want drunk natty sci crashing at a coworkers, considering there is a good chance we'll piss some people off. On the other hand, if only a couple of you guys make it up here, it wouldn't be a big deal. Or if we want to take taxis to and from my apartment, that would be cool too. It just depends on how many of you are going.

Cuban on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 5:34 PM

Bigworm, That video is pretty cool. The only thing she is missing is a catholic school skirt.

Jay on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 7:27 PM

is there anything good on tv tonight?

Jay on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 10:06 PM

So, a few months ago I found a song on a CD from a guitar magazine called "Starcrossed Lovers" by a group called Dopplar Inc. It was one of the most amazing songs I have ever heard. Tonight I did a search of them on the internet, and this is what I found.

http://christianmusic.about.com/od/...pplernuinst.htm

As you know, I am secular humanist, so this article bothers me a little bit. But I can't argue that the guy is a kick ass guitar player. What are your thoughts?

Jay on Tuesday, April 04, 2006 at 10:11 PM

I was looking up Avenged Sevenfold, and this is an exact exerpt from their bio.

"They like to party, and they like to drink: and plenty. Additionally, and fitting with their chosen lifestyle, the members of Avenged could write the A7X equivalent of the Zagut guide to strip clubs in America."

I like these guys already.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 9:18 AM

Jay - Doesn't bother me at all. He isn't preaching God on you like other Christian bands. He is a proud Christian, and there isn't anything wrong with that. I don't have a problem with Christian, Methodist, Catholics or anyone else for that matter. Who I do have problems with are the extremists whether they are Islamic or Christian fundamentalist.

Being an instrumental song writer, it is pretty interesting how his music causes one to reflect if at all. We can all take different meanings so I say, bravo.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Here is the link to some tiny excerpts of Dopplar Inc.'s Nu Instrumental CD.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...5Fencoding=UTF8

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 9:43 AM

today at 1:02.03 it will be 1:02.03 4/05/06. wow i'm bored.

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 9:46 AM

u saw that shit in the paper today didn't you?

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 9:48 AM

nope, I just typed the date today and thought wow.

adrian on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 9:52 AM

I have been working on NattChat beta. It is a script that is simlar to a chat room. Hopefully i will have a demo out in the next couple of days. I just want some testing on it and different ideas on it.

When all the bugs are worked out, Phil we might be able to switch over to a .net backend. I don't know how hard that will be. Right now, it is a php5/mysql5 backend and it runs very fast.

The chat is pretty cool as of right now but i am working on some different ways to push the data out to the web browser so there is no refresh and seemless. It was a stupid/crazy idea i had a few days ago and i just got hooked on the development.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 9:54 AM

It is brilliant when people use there knowledge for retarded things like the sci.

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 9:58 AM

just think, if all of this knowledge, energy and wisdom was used on something other than a website whose primary purpose is to dick around at work, we could rule the world

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Hahahahahahahaha...I love this.

Okay so if you are the Deputy Press Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security you think you wouldn't do certain things. For example, Brain Doyle was arrested for trying to meet a 14 yr old girl over the internet. The best part is she was a decoy working with the Florida Sheriffs department.

Fucking classic.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Douglas - Ruling the world is something that I believe is in Natty Sci's plans for the future. However, you can't expand to quickly, we need to establish a sound infrastructure. And besides, I have ambitions of becoming Supreme Chancellor so the world is small potatoes, I am thinking the galaxy.

Wes Goodloe....name's on the door.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:04 AM

i posted this article yesterday but it still hasn't made it to the sports guy's page on ESPN. Weird.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;lid=tab2pos2

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:13 AM

That is a good point wes. In a couple of hundred years, it will be like other religiously themed classical music (or art, for that matter). The context will not matter as much, and its inherent beuty will be all that remains. Sweet action.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:16 AM

Stephen Colbert's tax tips, sponsored by Nutz brand drinks:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PvvsRKHj...'s%20tax%20tips

Marc on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:18 AM

whoa... did our boy just say "inherent beuty" (meaning inherent beauty)?

FAG!!!

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:23 AM

Well done Marc, you found a typographical error of mine. Have a cookie.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Good find Philco - my favorite tip is be wealthy, cause theres all kinds of tax breaks for these guys.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:30 AM

It's like November Rain. The beauty of the song makes people overlook the fact that it is the best breakup song ever.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Here is the article about the DHS jackass.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190604,00.html

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:23 AM

this site is slow today

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Roger Clemens in KY today

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5474066

Houston would seem to be the logical place for Clemens to end his career. He grew up in Texas, lives in Houston and his oldest son, Koby, plays for the Astros' Class-A affiliate in Lexington, Ky. Clemens was flying to Kentucky on Wednesday to see his son play.



douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:26 AM

apparently barry bonds' life was in danger when someone threw an empty syringe at him:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5473810

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:33 AM

gustaf's e-mail update about his upcoming hunting trip in south africa:

Overall it's a lot of fun, and it tends to get out of hand - especially at night when we go rabbit kicking, now this is even more courageous. Let me explain - were let say 12 guys, two trucks and you have the following:

Driver, lightman, chasers and runners - the first two are obvious, the runners - they try to tire out the rabbits and the chaser are there for the sprint and hopefully the kick. Now eventhought this might sound cruel - it's not, you deal here with some of the most drunk people on this earth, and in most cases if you don't break a leg while jumping of a moving truck you run into a thorny tree when the light man "accidently" pulls the light away from your path and bang!! Remember it is in the bushes and a dark as you can get.

adrian on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:34 AM

i watched part of the Bonds on Bonds documentary. it was actually quite interesting to learn about some of the different conflicts between barry and his father.

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:38 AM

i'm sure someone will have something to say:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=797

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:39 AM

I'm trying to figure out something here about athletic peaking. Who should win in a basketball game: a 20 something on his way down from peak or a teenager on his way up to peak athleticism?

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:45 AM

I was shocked to discover I can still beat a few 15 and 16 year olds in 21 without resorting to the old man back in move.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:47 AM

BC is taking on intelligent design, and well, all of science.
http://www.comics.com/creators/bc/a...c-20060405.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:48 AM

Fantastic.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Tagline: Speed Needs No Translation.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&a...p;id=1808715999

Starring: Bow-Wow (rapper), Lucas Black (Mike Winchell from Friday Night Lights), Zachary Ty Bryan (Brad Taylor from Home Improvement)

Why it will be good:
1. Fast Cars
2. Plethora of asian women
3. Illegal street racing - adrenaline rush
4. Paul Walker isn't in it

Why it will be bad:
1. Rappers are musicians, not actors
2. Too many decals on cars
3. Rear spoilers/wings are larger than needed.
4. Paul Walker isn't in it

Why I will watch it:
1. Plethora of hot asian women
2. I have seen the other 2, why not this one
3. I actually like the other 2 movies, even though they suck.
4. Paul Walker isn't in it.

adrian on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:51 AM

This is the greatest fucking site..

http://www.hatemetoday.com

It is a site where people go and vent. You should read some...The third one down on the first page is funny. I hate my daughter...

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:52 AM

No way this flick will be as good as Snakes on a Plane or Roadhouse 2, but it is still a must watch.

adrian on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 11:54 AM

This is an actual post no the hatemetoday site

"Gandalf The White
I hate you, you fucking nazi. Always treat me like a fucking child, feeding me dumbass sermons - don't tell me whether it's my choice to decide what to do with the time that's given to me, you retarded twat. Just because I'm a fucking hobbit, doesn't mean im a fucking child, biggot.
Posted by Frodo B. on 4/4/06, 04:45PM."

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:01 PM

That site sounds a lot like Natty sci.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:01 PM

But not as nerdy.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:02 PM

This was one of my favorites:

"I hate My sister's boyfriend, he thinks he can weasel his way into our family. He thinks that he is part of our family just because he knocked up my loose sister. Anyone could have knocked up my loose sister you loser, she's open for business, haven't you figured that out yet? She cheated on her husband to be with you and she has cheated on every guy she has ever been with, eventually she is going to cheat on you too. Her I am forced to love because of the blood that binds us, you I don't have to love, I just have to wait until she's done with you and you just go away. "

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Big Jay has a fan club.

That guy who made me cry!I went to this New Years party in Louisville. It was a really awesome party with a party tent in the backyard equipped with heaters and a live acoustic band doing a pretty good cover of rock songs. There must have been about 50 people there I am guessing between the ages of 21-30 all having a good time except me because my boyfriend dumped me. I met this cute (but severely drunk guy) at the party who showed me (recently dumped and drunk girl) a little attention so I decided I was gonna sleep with him. So we are trying to get it on when I realize this isn't gonna happen because this guy has whiskey dick and it's not gonna get hard for anything, no matter what I try. To make matters worse, people were trying to get in the room, I think one was my friend trying to get us to leave. Oh I wish I had left sooner, because when I did this big guy (guitar player nicknamed Big Jay) started to do a slow clap as I walked down the hall, which prompted a lot of laughs. I hate Big Jay.
Posted by Anonymous on 4/5/06, 12:06PM.




douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:12 PM

that's comedy gold

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:13 PM

Okay so who wrote it cause I doubt that girl did.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:15 PM

that was awesome

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:15 PM

That is hilarious. Wes, my guess is Marc.

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:18 PM

god bless jenna jameson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=&...p;v=6mcLFJWLGn8 (safe for work)

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:24 PM

409 MLB players make $1Million dollars or more.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2397625

Look at the Yankees - they bought the best players they could and still won't win!

Fuck the Yankees, go Bosox!

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:27 PM

Actually, the more I think about it, it was probably Brock, because marc can't spell that well, or make that much sense.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:30 PM

earlier in the day todd helton was listed as a Yankee

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:31 PM

All I know is that's comedy gold.

What if it is that girl?

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:34 PM

I sincerely doubt that, considering the post went up no more than 20 minutes after adrian talked about it on the Sci.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Or maybe it was you, wes. Or adrian. I don't know.

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:36 PM

it would be funny if it was the girl, but chances are she has no clue what the fuck jay's name is, nor remember that much detail about the party, or happen to conveniently post at the exact time of which we all started to peruse the website for the first time in our lives.

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:37 PM

so which one of you is this:
Dick Vitale
I hate Dick Vitale and his ACC basketball biased. You are such a stupid fucker, UNC isn't gonna win it all next year you fucking idiot. You were a shitty coach and even a shittier analyst. The only reason why you are popular is because you use catch phrases and ESPN cornered the market on ACC basketball, which doesn't play a lick of fucking defense. Dick Vitale, I hope you get caught trying to molest a 14 yr old girl and go to federal pound me in the ass prison for a very long time.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:44 PM

C'mon I bet she reads nattysci.com every day and is planning on some type of revenge.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:49 PM

Dwight Gooden gets a year and a day for violating parole.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190641,00.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 12:56 PM

Just thought I'd let you guys know. Maker's Mark is doing a commerative bottle of Rupp's Runts that go on sale for $42 bucks at Liquor Barn on April 7th. There will be an autograph session at Lexington Churchill Downs (Keaneland) by I one of the Runts maybe more at Keaneland I think on the 11th. I know most are UofL fans but this is a good chance for a quick investment. Buy the bottle don't open it, get it signed, keep it for a year and put it up for sale on ebay.

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:14 PM

I didn't fuckin' write it.

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:25 PM

I personally liked the "I hate all of you" by Santa Clause. That was a good one.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:29 PM

i didn't write the girl one either.

my guess is that it would be adrian.

adrian on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:33 PM

Sorry, that is too funny to be a post from me.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:39 PM

I sure as hell didn't do it...Or write that post.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:42 PM

could it be barry?

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Once again, Joe comes through with the self burn. I have tears streaming down my face, and a guy in the cube next to me asked what I was laughing about. My guess is that the post is wes's, mostly because earlier he said "What if it was that girl?"

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:52 PM

This reminds me of the "Stuck myself with a tree" incident. Although I had a hand in that, I didn't know enough about New Year's events to write such a manifesto.

Since we're on the topic, I may be forwarding Phil a picture I took of Adrian on New Years.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Today has been great. None of my superiors are here today for various reasons. In fact, the only supervisor here is the Organic Branch Manager, and I don't report to him at all. If it weren't for the stupid proxy, I could totally look up porn today.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Phil, that picture needs to be posted if you get it.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:56 PM

So did you tell the guy in the cube next to you what you were laughing at?

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 1:59 PM

I told him it would take too long to explain.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 2:00 PM

He does know about the sci though.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Good thing Sylvester never caught tweety bird.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/cond...s.ap/index.html

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Brock, clone one of these before thanksgiving. That would be awsome!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/scienc...r.ap/index.html

Marc on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 2:35 PM

It wasn't me. As Jay pointed out, it's a too well-calculated burn for me. Plus i can't type wortha damn. My vote is wes did it. Especially since he posted it here only two minutes after it was posted there. Nice try wes, but the lack of delay, proves it was you. but brillant burn.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 2:38 PM

That was a brilliant deduction marc. your like horatio from csi: miami

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:03 PM

Yes it was me, and I also wrote the Dick Vitale hate confession as well.

Damn the time stamps. Good job Marc. Yeah I did it since I was the only one who probably didn't get to see it the first time around. I wanted to imagine what that would have been like...and you know what...it is still pretty fuckin' funny.

adrian on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:09 PM

A new running favorite of mine is the Santa Claus post and for some odd reason, i can imagine brock making that post.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:13 PM

trying some stuff out, feal free to ignore

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Ignoring....

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:17 PM

keep ignoring...

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:17 PM

what are we ignoring?

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:18 PM

ignore me!

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:18 PM

what is it your trying to do?

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Adrian, are you implying that I have a bitter hating rage within me, begging to get out in the form of Santa Claus?

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Joe, you heard the man, fuckin ignore him!

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:21 PM

actually, the more people post the easier it is for me to fuck with this...not sure if it'll work or not though...

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:22 PM

I'm just curious what this it is he is talking about?

adrian on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:22 PM

It is just that in that post the term 'reindeer as' was used and honestly i could picture you saying that. I told you it was an odd reason.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:23 PM

i'm working on something locally, you guys can't see it.

adrian on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:23 PM

correction 'reindeer ass'

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:32 PM

I wouldn't be suprised if I get fired soon. I was at a lunch table when a guy starting talking about going R. Kelly and Cleveland Steamering a chick we work with. Some ass ran back and told the girl about it saying we were all talking about it. Fantastic.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:33 PM

i didn't mean "stop posting."

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:34 PM

that's superb joe, but it's only truly going r. kelly if the chick is 15 or under, much like the deputy homeland security officer

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:34 PM

I call it R. Kellying if you pee on anybody

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:36 PM

it's the Alou if you only pee on their hands

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:43 PM

this little project of mine took a lot longer than I thought AND I half assed it. Damn it, all my "ignore me" posts may have been even more useless than they ever appeared.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Philco - trying to establish an automatic refresher?

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:48 PM

i wonder if this book is any good:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/04...799350?n=283155

although, i have a feeling only joe and myself would actually like it.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Philco - trying to implement an auto refresher for every new post?

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:49 PM

yup, some sort of auto refresh thing but I've ran into a couple of snaffus. fucking thing is pissing me off.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:50 PM

I just wasted the last hour or so planning the Dragon Stagger details. It looks like we're going to meet in downtown frankfort at 7:30, which means you should be at my place about 7:15, which means you need to leave louisville at 6:15. If this is a problem, let me know and we can fix it.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:51 PM

So I am analyzing our product portfolio with a particular client that does about $300K in business with us a year. My boss isn't going to be to thrilled when I tell him to either raise the price or walk away. Gosh, numbers are scary.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:51 PM

When is the Dragon Stagger?

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Just pimp slap your computer phil. Pimps up, hos down.

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:52 PM

so who all's doing the dragon stagger?

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Next friday, April 14th (good friday for you catholics)

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Next Friday.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Way to copy me, joe. Ass.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:54 PM

I just broke my personal record for most bored at work. Go me!

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Who didn't see this coming.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...e.ap/index.html

What a tool.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 3:58 PM

i wish I could remember the site that let you bet on stuff like they'd get divorced. doing a google search for gambling sites is a scary thing.

that's like the judgement night of internet searches.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:01 PM

keeeeeeeep ignoring

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:05 PM

I'm game for the stagger

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:05 PM

The Santa's Elf post was a good follow-up too.

http://www.hatemetoday.com/HostPage.aspx

Reposting so you don't have to scroll.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:06 PM

if we don't stagger the bat's have dollar beer that night

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Also, I do believe Phil was right way back when he said UL has dollar beer on Fridays. Could be fun.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:19 PM

AND dollar hotdogs

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:19 PM

I hope someone asks me who I am there to watch so i can respond.

"Oh, I'm not a fan. I'm just here for the Bud Light".

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:19 PM

if that's opening weekend than I have to go to the company suite at the bats game and get beer fed to me, this is my reward for winning the cornhole tournament that everyone plays now

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Beer fed to you? Do you get to sit in a recliner with naked chicks pouring beer down a funnel into your face?

I'm about 90% on the Stagger. I have to find an interesting and quick way to get from Cincinnati to Frankfort. Stupid indirect routes.

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:23 PM

I find getting hammered out of town is very rewarding, because you can be an ass and no one knows you. Much like I did in Indy this past weekend.

joe on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Stagger night is Bat's home opener

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:26 PM

The Baron is having a blast posting on this "Hate site" with this fella Bryan. Apparently Bryan is much like Wade, in that they hate little people.

http://www.hatemetoday.com/HostPage.aspx

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:28 PM

that's not what i like to hear, b/c i do fully agree with brock, the merits of drunkenness outta town are exceptional, such as the times i've been completely shitcanned in columbus, lexington, and cincinnati (halloween anyone?)

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:28 PM

Brock - there you go.

http://maps.yahoo.com/dd_result?new...s&oerr=3005

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:31 PM

if baron is "the fictional person" then I have to give him props, that shit is funny as hell:

Yah, just keep denying that elves exist, you hate monger. You know, there was another guy who denied the existence of people he hated. You know who that was? Hitler. Yah buddy. You wanna persecute the elves now. Jesus you hate monger. You come on here preaching peace and love but only to conceal your loathing for little people and how you want to exterminate them by telling them to take a shower but its not a shower it a gas chamber. And you make us take off our clothes and get in the shower, and you laugh at us little people and tell us its ok because we don't exist. Then you tell us you hate us, and you hate sheep, because there used to be a sheep that you loved, named Sally; and you and Sally had a family, but then Sally lost her hair; and she cheated on you with another sheep, and she left you lonely in the pasture. Yah, you sick sheep fucker. Christ I hate you.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Brock, just take 75 south to 63 west. I don't really want to post the full directions to my apartment on the interweb.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:34 PM

That actually is pretty funny. Good call, douglas.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:34 PM

That is pretty fucking funny. Good job Isaac!

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Sorry - had to give Bryan my 2 cents.

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:44 PM

I love Bryan.

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:46 PM

Too bad my Santa Clause post got knocked down to the second page and into obscurity forever. I was proud of that one.

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:54 PM

Oh shit, both Wes and the Baron are ripping into Bryan, leave it to Natty Sci to totally take over a website.

I'm actually kind of scared Wes is posting on a Hate website. Release of that kind of rage could rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

Phil on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 4:59 PM

this is a shot in the dark, but hopefully adrian can help a brother out.

ok, i'm trying to add comments on the fly. here's the code that does it:

function insertNewComment(heading, commentId, commentText)
{
insertO = document.getElementById("newComments");
commentDiv = document.createElement('div');
commentDiv.setAttribute('class', 'comment')

// build heading
headingTag = document.createElement('h3');
headingText = document.createTextNode(heading);
headingTag.appendChild(headingText);

// build comment comment
commentPara = document.createElement('p');
commentPara.innerHtml = '<b>this is a test</b>';

commentDiv.appendChild(headingTag);
commentDiv.appendChild(commentPara);

insertO.appendChild(commentDiv);
lastComment = commentId;
}

it ain't working. i was using createTextNode and then another appendChild but the problem was anything with html was being encoded as text, which is what should happen, but it doesn't help me. so I was hoping some innerHtml action would work, but no text is getting displayed.

Adrian, you are my only hope!

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 5:10 PM

Does anyone else find the emo music on hatemetoday.com kind of catchy?

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 5:21 PM

I would if I gave it a chance, but it just pisses me off and slows down my shitty computer.

Marc on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 5:28 PM

Baron, Wes, Baron's friend, and what must be Jay. Love the hateme posts. I cried from laughing so hard. glad i have the day off, or i woulda looked pretty silly if other people saw me.

Brock on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 5:33 PM

Skeletor just posted his deepest thoughts there.

douglas on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 5:57 PM

big jay, are you big 'un? i know somebody from here is, cuz who else would know that wes's wife won't let him out of the house?

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 6:06 PM

Yes, I am Big 'Un. I posted that stuff so you guys would know it was me. And wes and baron, I'm just fucking around.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 6:11 PM

Okay, skeletor has to be brock, and fred has to be someone on here.

Marc on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 6:13 PM

i agree. I read skeletor. and said " okay, that's brock."

Marc on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 6:38 PM

We need to invade more sites like this. It is highly amusing. Especially will you have an unwilling participant like Bryan whom makes the experience all that more enjoying.

Marc on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 6:55 PM

I do like my own simplistic one. "I hate Kryptonite"

I hate Kryptonite. That shit hurts.
Posted by Superman on 4/5/06, 06:48PM

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:06 PM

Marc, I think this is the most you posted in a long time.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:08 PM

Here is my most recent one.

First of all, I am Bryan's ex-wife and I left his ass because he is as one person called him, "a douche bag". His hatred for elves runs very deep and I think it has something to do with his mother being a midget. He would wake up in cold sweats during odd hours of the night yelling out things like:"Mommy don't touch me there""Mommy that tickles"and one I am not sure about is one but "Bert I love you".As you can see he had a very troubled past, however, that still doesn't mean that he should lose a complete grip on reality. I hope he is on his medication again because that always made things better. Bryan, the elves, centaurs, and Jews are all real and they all have larger balls than you do.

Posted by Sally "The Sheep" on 4/5/06, 07:07PM

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:23 PM

I think we broke the page. It's all jacked up now.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:47 PM

Okay, I have to stop listening to that song or I'm going to kill my self by emo-osmosis.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:48 PM

And I don't even know what that means.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:49 PM

And with this...

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:49 PM

I just took over Joe and Douglas spots for mosts posts in one day.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:50 PM

And here goes Barry.

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:50 PM

Ha Ha!

Jay on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 at 7:51 PM

I'm such a tool. And with that, I'm signing off.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:17 AM

yeah you are a tool.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 8:06 AM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

We need to start emailing him at barneystinson@yahoo.com

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 8:48 AM

happy 76th b-day to the twinkie

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 9:12 AM

Oh for anyone who cares..Mike Davis is the headcoach of UAB now.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 9:20 AM

All I know is I liked what I saw from Josh Becket last night.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 9:23 AM

And I still hate the Yankees. Taking Jesus from my team is just more fuel for the fire.

Green Baron on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Just for the record, the George Bushwhacker comment on hatemetoday was not me, just to clear that up.
I know that site was like, so yesterday, but man, what a blast.

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 9:47 AM

I think we need to start taking over myspace. In six months time, we need to drive everyone off and call it nattyspace. Who's with me?

adrian on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Here is a demo of the chat i been working on. I still need the ability for some one to signup for an account. For right now use Guest / guest (username,password) for the login credentials. yes everyone will have to use the same login. If you could post your name first in your message then the message that would be helpful.

This is for test purposes. I haven't spent hardly anytime with it.

http://linuxdev.ribbitt.com/adrian/chat/

Please login and post some messages so i can test it out

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 9:53 AM

oh my god, i musta left work too early yesterday, i got on that hateme site today, and I'll be goddamned if God, Jesus, Albus Dumbledore, Hermione, and Jar Jar Binks all got on Bryan's ass. I spit hot chocolate out this morning reading some of that shit, and the funniest part is that whoever runs the site took off the names of whoever posts. That is comedy, we completely made them restructure their website in just a couple hours.

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Actually, douglas, if you scroll over to the right, the names are still there. Someone did mess up the site yesterday, though.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Touche Adrian, Touche.

adrian on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 10:09 AM

I am taking down the chat for now. But thanks for testing it out. Hopefully i can address a few problems and have it where people can sign up later.

Thanks people

adrian on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 10:16 AM

The systems admin is going to set up space on an old server so i can pretty much dick around with that chat script. I just wanted to get if off the current development server because they are getting ready to work on it.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 10:59 AM

hmmm, i might have worked out the kinks in my little experiment too.

Brent on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Nothing like starting off the day with a hot cup of cocoa to get the juices flowing, right Douglas.

Green Baron on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Fuck! Why didn't I think of that?
http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

Maybe because it would take a million dollars for two chicks that'd double up on a dude like me.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:25 AM

ok, i updated this page. every 15 seconds it will check in the background for new posts. it will add those automatically in a light blue color. if you want to get rid of the light blue color just hit refresh.

it won't check if you are typing a comment either because when it was doing this it just kept pushing the comment text thingy down further and further which was kinda annoying.

let me know how it works.

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Ignore

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Keep ignoring

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:29 AM

pay attention

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:30 AM

i guess, although it's funny u say that brent b/c that's what i'm drinking at this very moment

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:30 AM

I guess it only works if other people post.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:32 AM

nope, should work irregardless. open two windows up and try posting.

although it sometimes gets caught with it's pants down it seems and just posts the comment number. weird.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:36 AM

I was just reading the stats page and someone was linked to our page by a serch of "getting rid of diarhea"

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:37 AM

my next project will be a "how the fuck did they find us" program that goes through looking for weird search in google and seeing where we are actually ranked.

for the record, we are #11 for "getting rid of diarhea"

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:39 AM

but seriously, is the update thing working for people? any suggestions? I thought about having it autoscroll to the new post but that seemed like a pain in the ass to get right

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:39 AM

uh oh, i don't think it works in internet explorer. FUCK.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:41 AM

christ, ok try it again. stupid ie.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:42 AM

I'm confused

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:42 AM

I'm trying the two screen thing

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:43 AM

sweet action it works

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:43 AM

are you using Internet explorer joe?

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:44 AM

yes sir

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:45 AM

Let me try it.

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:46 AM

In other news, Billy Dee Williams turns 69 today. That's just awsome on many different levels.

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Two window thing doesn't seem to work for me. I am using IE though.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:48 AM

well christ, i can get IE working right on my machine, but it still acts gay when running off nattysci.com it seems. Firefox and Opera both work fine, but IE doesn't seem to be working when I'm on a remote site. WEIRD. I'll assume IE has some jacked up security rules or something.

it is odd that it works for joe though.

Brock on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Appears to be working fine on my end... using FireFox though.

Brock on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Man, and I've gotten all trained at hitting the refresh button every 10 seconds, what will I do with all this extra time?!

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:51 AM

You could do what I do Brock, and work.

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:51 AM

Wait...

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:54 AM

serisouly, IE can eat a bag of dick.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:56 AM

i think this is the best solution:
http://www.mozilla.com/

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:57 AM

I don't think the state wants me to download an internet program onto a government computer.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:00 PM

i think the state can eat a bag of dick

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:02 PM

one more trrrrrrrrrry

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:03 PM

I agree. I will try to download it onto my home computer, though. However, recently it has been giving me a low memory warning, so I will probably try to clean it. And also, the state can eat a bag of dick.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:03 PM

works fantastic for me

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:03 PM

seriously, fuck you IE. Fuck you up your stupid BUTT.

I think I fixed it. Hey adrian, when working on your little chat app make sure when you send your response with the chat data to specify something like this:

header( "Expires: Mon, 26 Jul 1997 05:00:00 GMT" );
header( "Cache-Control: no-cache, must-revalidate" );
header( "Pragma: no-cache" );
header("Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8");

otherwise IE never fetches new data. That cock sucker.

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:03 PM

It just worked for me, I just saw joe's post in blue. FAN-tastic.

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:04 PM

this is a fucking knockout:
http://www.break.com/index/bigknockout.html

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:06 PM

what the hell is it supposed to be doing? updating automatically?

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:07 PM

nevermind, it's working for me, and I have IE

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:07 PM

yeah...if you sit and watch it should go *poof* or something

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:13 PM

i still don't trust this. i find myself hitting refresh. anyways, up on the New York times they were talking about how they found the Gospel of Judas

What I found interesting is that there is a Gospel of Philip.
http://www.gnosis.org/naghamm/gop.html

One step closer to having a St. Philip's Day Celebration where you dress up in navy blue or black instead of green and where t-shirts that say "kiss me my name is Phil"

it's going to be awesome.

Brock on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:14 PM

Are the new comments supposed to be in blue or something? I see the new post appear, but there is no change in color. Not a big deal, but I figured I should point it out. NattySci.com is getting all modern and shit.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:15 PM

should be in blue. try hitting ctrl-refresh or something to flush everything out.

Green Baron on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:23 PM

I don't know what happened, but tons of the old posts are gone from hatemetoday.com It's weird, it's like they were deleted, but they left some of the more offensive ones. And they fixed the site.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:26 PM

all the fuckers from work went to taco bell with out them.

i hope they get "diarhea"

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Another great search for natty sci:

"kid's choice awards lindsey lohan"

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Fantastic.

I hate sex with BryanSex with Bryan is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway; it just wasn't working. I don't know if someone has plugged him many times before, probably King Kong or something, but it just wasn't good. It was also annoying how when I jumped on him, he just buried his face in the pillow and screamed, "You're not real, You're not real!" Really threw off my rhythm. After we finished, he rolled over and we started talking deep thoughts; how he wished I hate white fluffy hair, how he wished I hate a short fuzzy tail; nothing at all stimulating to get me up again. I was hoping for a little reciprocal action, especially by the way he was carressing me; but it looks like he can't rise to the occasion. Bryan is very disappointing. Finally, I had had enough when he asks me to piss on him; that that would get him off. Yah, he is quite sick. I better go back to watching Potter jack off in his room.
Posted by Dobby the House Elf on 4/6/06, 12:19PM



Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:35 PM

I posted as Sally "The Sheep" on hatemetoday.com. Fun times.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:38 PM

That website built to win a bet is fantastic.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Take that creationists.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/s...ransitionalbaby

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Yesterday's BC told me that any scientific acclaim that omits god is "Science Fiction."
http://www.comics.com/creators/bc/a...c-20060405.html

I saw no mention of god creating this large, shallow-water fish so I must assume that your link is fiction. Sorry, try again "evolutionists"!

Green Baron on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:45 PM

Yah, the sally the sheep is still up there; but all of Bryan's posts and even my Santa post is gone.
That Sally the sheep was classic.

Green Baron on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:49 PM

I've never understood why people want evidence that animals crawled out of the ocean and onto land. Why couldn't land animals come to be completely separate from ocean animals? Better yet, why couldn't it have occurred so early on that no fossil remains could be found, like, slugs, which have no bones. Or even better, land animals were first, Xenu planted them here. We all know that whales went back into the sea after being on land. Why did they go back? Maybe they caught an episode of The View or something and said, "Fuck this".
Damn Creationists....they love The View.

Marc on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:59 PM

Damn that hatemetoday site for deleting some of the funniest comedy known to man. I think I was the one to break the site. I say that because after I posted (as Bryan) about submitting to the jokes, and then admitting to liking elf and sheep sex, the thing went haywire. I apologize. Hopefully they weren't deleted cause i fucked up the page. But there's always today to fill the bastard back up again. If you're going to have a page of hate, then let us hate on it, and be hated on it.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 1:02 PM

Actually I believe in God and evolution. I guess I am a sinner to the fundamentalist, but not to BC.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 1:10 PM

Everyone knows you don't fuck with DeJesus!

http://kentucky.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=531772

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 1:13 PM

Fantastic even if it is satire.

Another Duke sex scandal.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47162

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 1:36 PM

Today's Birthdays: Country singer Merle Haggard is 69. Actor Zach Braff is 31. Actress Candace Cameron is 30. Actor Bret Harrison is 24.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 1:37 PM

I keep wanting to push refresh

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Todays pedophile brought to you by wave3.com

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=4736019

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 1:48 PM

has anybody been on espn.com today? It's all fucked up, I need to go shit, but it won't let me pull up any articles to print out, this is a major problem for me

Green Baron on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Don't forget:
Mike Ho Sam Sooi who is 52 today!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0387257/

This is also the 14 year anniversary of Isaac Asimov's death. What a name......sexy, yet sublime.

Green Baron on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Oh yah, and one of the ninja turtles died today:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1188043/

Funny, I saw Turtles in Time....I don't remember him dying in that.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:07 PM

congratulations Jay on reaching 1300 posts.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:15 PM

we are quickly approaching 16,000 posts

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Thank you so much! This...This is such an honor! There are so many people I want to thank!

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:16 PM

The average posting frequency has increased recently. We just hit 15,000 a couple of weeks ago.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:17 PM

hmmmm....Phil might have a bet with Brittany (waitress at oshea's) that if he gets to 20,000 posts by May 15th, then game on.

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:17 PM

Hmmm...we had better quit talking then.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:24 PM

I bet 2 beers that game isn't on

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:28 PM

i don't know guys...i think she smokes.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:35 PM

So I'm sitting in my cube reading the rules of little league baseball. Is it bad that I am figuring out ways to manipulate the rules of the game to my advantage if I ever coach?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:39 PM

Joe - competition drives the market. I hope not.

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:40 PM

not at all, i will hire you as an assistant once i become coach of a little league team, we will rule st. matthews little league.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:42 PM

I was just reading the rules on leving the bag early. you can manipulate that so much. The hit and run is technically legal in 12 and under if you botch the rule correctly. It is genius.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:47 PM

Where is Smokey when you need him?

Damn you just got knocked the fuck out!

http://www.break.com/index/bigknockout.html

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:49 PM

Classic beach prank, and it couldn't have happened to a bigger douche bag...well unless it was Bryan.

http://www.break.com/index/beachprank.html

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:50 PM

this is what happens when they let just anyone play cornhole

at the office people are playing so that you throw twice and then the other player goes twice. also, they play to 15 and there is no penalty for going over.

amatuers.

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 2:59 PM

hey wes, that was a great knockout.....about three hours ago when I first posted it

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 12:04 PM
this is a fucking knockout:
http://www.break.com/index/bigknockout.html

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:09 PM

Check out Matt Marvel's amazing pool trickshots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X98n...amp;t=t&f=b

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Jesus Christ, check out how Canadian hunters hunt baby seals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0i...amp;t=t&f=b

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:13 PM

while we are posting a bunch of youtube links, church sent me a link to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z965...p;search=juggle

after watching that, check THIS ONE out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYUX...p;search=juggle

very important to watch the first one, well, first. And then read the comments on the second one. Good times.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:22 PM

wow seal clubbing. I don't know what to say.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Notre Dame's Raghib Ismail returning a kickoff. Damn I miss those days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT9x...amp;t=t&f=b

adrian on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:26 PM

So i now have 160.00 in best buy gift cards. I don't know what to buy.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:28 PM

the crocodile dundee movies

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:34 PM

Wow, Chris Bliss just got served!

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Brock - for some reason this video reminded me of you when you were dancing with those gay guys at Atlas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9IN...amp;t=t&f=b

Church on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Bliss looks like a no talent ass clown compared to the other guy

Brent on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Phil was probably like this with his xbox...

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/033...p?media=n64.wmv

(careful the banners CAN be nsfw)

Brock on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:50 PM

I didn't dance with gay guys... I told an Army guy I nailed his mom, get it right.

Brent on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:52 PM

When animals get drunk.

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/040...media=drunk.wmv

(same site)

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:55 PM

I laughed my ass off for about 5 minutes watching this.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pooch.html

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Brock - You did both. Xota can back me up on that.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 3:56 PM

You did tell an army guy you nailed his mom. But you also danced with gay guys one day as well.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 4:20 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/5422270

hot chicks in a bracket format. Something to think about. Its like barney's blog but with pics.

joe on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 4:22 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5477058

Anna Benson update

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Brock, you did dance with gay guys at atlas. That was the same night you found some of my mom's lipstick in the car, and put it on.

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Marc, this was on hatemetoday right after your Dobby the Elf post:
i hate being a lesbian
i hate being me .. i hate my girlfriend .. i hate wanting girls .. i hate being "little miss perfect" i want to do something really messed up but i can't because i'm too nice .. i hate that people always try to use me ! like i'm some stupid little doormat .. i want to punch something ! i want to blow something up ! but i can't ... because i'm too fucking nice !!!!!
Posted by trish on 4/6/06, 12:33PM

I wonder if it's trisha johnson. That would be AWSOME!

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 4:37 PM

Mike, our resident Marine, has decided to play cornhole overhand grenade toss style. And he isn't too bad.

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 4:42 PM

ok, so what's the verdict on the auto updating display?

douglas on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 4:43 PM

i'm a fan

Phil on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 4:43 PM

i also updated it so it drops you to the last comment posted when you submit a new one so you don't have to scroll.

Brock on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 4:54 PM

Good deal!

Jay on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 8:37 PM

Apparently, alice in chains is getting back together, but only in Europe.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news...w_vocalist.html

Marc on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 9:27 PM

speaking of drunken animals (from the video above)
Where the hell has Wing Commander been?
Don't tell me you're pulling a Wes, and saying "Sorry guys, I gotta take care of the dog." If you get a dog to feed it beer you don't gotta take care of it. You don't even have to take the food out of the can. that bastard should be able to rip the cans open. At least a dog over $1200 should be able to do that.

Marc on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 10:36 PM

If you watched Primetime Live tonight you found out that people who speak with foriegn accents are all stroke victims. sorta.
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Hea...6573&page=1

Marc on Thursday, April 06, 2006 at 11:35 PM

Okay guys you may not see me this weekend. I might be going for the record.
http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/...worldrecord.php

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 12:41 AM

shit, i fell asleep watching tv when i got home marc.

next week we'll rock out.

oh, and for what it is worth wing commander is out of town but will be back soon...

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:24 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190894,00.html

nothing like video game characters doin' it

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Do'in it rocks.

Today is a great day. I went to Liquor Barn before I went to work and was able to get 8 bottles of the Maker's Mark Rupp's Runts. What is even more spectacular is I was sticking it to the man because they would only allow 1 bottle per transaction and they cost $43.99 each. So the bastard that I am used my credit card 8 fucking times, whereas, everyone else was paying cash. That right Liquor Barn, I ate $10.56 of your profits fucker. That is my way of sticking it to the man.

What will even be better is when I call my credit card company and fuck with them by telling them, I think someone stole my credit card so when they do an account activity they see 8 $43.99 charges in 15 minutes. And then after they start looking up my account and start to wonder, how the let this happen, I am gonna tell them "You got punked" and hang up.

God I love Fridays.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:38 AM

What makes going to Liquor Barn even more hysterical is Abby and I run into 2 of her co-workers who are also husband and wife, doing the same thing we are.

2 people x 1 bottle each = 2 bottles per passing. Do this 4 times and you get 8 bottles. Fucking splendid.

douglas on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:39 AM

is it just today they're doing the rupp's runts thing?

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:40 AM

Yes.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:41 AM

And they bottles have silver wax and they are all labelled with

x/18,000

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:45 AM

Why can't we have "Live Free or Die" on our state coins. NH is cool.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060406...ive_free_or_die

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:50 AM

http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/pgStor...mp;pageNumber=7

I personally liked #7, 18 and 35. #18 has one hell of a stomach

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Douglas - they will continue to sell the bottles until they are all sold out.

Word on the street be that these bottles are also for a charity cause (cancer research i believe) and if they all sell out pretty quickly they are talking about doing more.

If you are wanting to get a good collectors piece and not open it, these would be good bottles to have, especially since they bottles are labeled as x/18,000 so you know you have the first release of the bottle.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:52 AM

99 hot chicks

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/pgSt...mp;pageNumber=1

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 9:58 AM

That story about video game characters doing it is blocked from my work. Now they'll think I'm looking up porn.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:10 AM

you didn't miss much from the video game article. here's the gist of it:

video game company realizes that some people find relationships and do it online via the online role playing games. "brilliant" idea follows that they should create a game where all you do it get laid.

they are going to have a game world populated entirely by 14 year old boys who pirated their game.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:26 AM

today is officially useless. We just had elevator races.

douglas on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:28 AM

elevator races huh? did u win? how do these work, is there any athletic skill whatsoever?

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:32 AM

you catch 2 elevators on the same floor at the same time and race to the next floor. We tied. Very unfullfilling. We also heckled a chick working at Lucky Strike washing tables outside for a while from upstairs at 4th Street too. believe it or not she wasn't responding to us.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Joe - that is crazy talk.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:34 AM

Even though I don't think that companies should dilute their product just to sell it another country, it does make sense.

A more tame play-boy is going on sale in Indonesia.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190830,00.html

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:39 AM

Damn, Pedro is still throwing inside. Joe do you know if anyone threw at Pedro? Of course when you have Delgado providing protection, I'd throw inside too!

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5481210

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:42 AM

I don't think he got plunked, but that series has been crazy. All I know is that if you bean a guy and then one of your guys gets beaned in retaliation, your players will get pissed at you. Your risking the safety of your own players. You have to defend them.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:44 AM

i got a fantasy baseball question. what's stopping me from picking up a new starting pitcher every day off the waivers? my pitchers all suck equally.

is it better to have NO ONE starting or to have someone out there sucking?

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:46 AM

It will help you in some categories but kill you in others. A shitty pitcher will give you some PO's and K's but can kill your ERA, give you losses and such. It is the lesser of 2 evils that you are looking for.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:47 AM

video of ping pong for the xbox 360:
http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/...145/vids_1.html

maybe we should make a cornhole game for the 360!

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:48 AM

but we are in a rotissier league (right?), so I'm probably going to be last irregardless in ERA and losses anyways, so why not go for the most strikeouts and wins or something and try to pick up some points there.

but it sure seems like a lot of work.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:50 AM

This is pretty good. Comparing Joakim Noah to the "ugliest dog in the world".

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/1679254/

Cuban on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:51 AM

I wonder if there are any Cuban players on the game?

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:51 AM

I know when I played in a public league, the default scoring was actually better if you played less pitchers, especially if you sucked. I started kicking ass in 4/10 categories, which is usually better considering playing everybody will put you in the lead in 2/10 categories at most in a 10 person league. However, you had to play a minimum of 3 innings, or something to that effect; or you didn't get credit for any category.
However, the scoring is much different in this league, and I think playing them is better than not playing them. But if you have a shitty pitcher, than you're fucked, it doesn't matter.
Also, why the fuck does hit by pitch give you points? What a crock. Douglas is living it up because his players keep getting nailed. Yah, it takes a lot of talent to get the your shit rocked by pitches. I wish I could pick up that player, Peter Paraplegic, who they just roll out over the plate and he gets hit.
Relax, he can't feel it....

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:55 AM

i'm hoping you can create your own players in that ping pong game. if we can also get a 360 here at the office I have a fear things could get overly competitive about that game.

hell people are playing cornhole pretty much nonstop right now.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Its like overly weighted kick returning in our football league. Get over it. I was fully aware when i set the league up that the scoring system was retarded.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Good analogy Joe.

Hey want to start another league with crazy rules so I can get in that one?

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:58 AM

i like the hbp stats. i can only imagine the end of season doug and the baron intently watching an Angles game yelling at Jeff Kent to get hit by a pitch or something to decide it all.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:59 AM

to win the HBP category just pick up biggio the all time leader in that category.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:59 AM

i still don't understand holds

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:00 AM

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/pgSt...p;pageNumber=91

for the natalie portman fan.

Cuban on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:01 AM

For holds just pick up a good setup man.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:09 AM

if you look at player ranks for our league miguel batista is the top pitcher followed by bonderman and hendrickson. With position players since putouts is a category you want catchers and 1st basemen.

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Ok, so catchers score putouts on strikeouts? Or how do they get their put outs?
Also, what the fuck is a hold? When a pitcher prevents a dude on 3rd from scoring?
Finally, I'm just glad I got lucky so far with the rookie catcher. The dude who I can't even say his name is kicking ass. Batting 400 with 2 HR. He was even hit by a pitch! Fuck yah he kicks ass.
It's hard to get a good catcher, since there is only 1 or 2 each year worth a damn.

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:15 AM

And the kick return category was just Brock wanting a secret way to win the league. Why do you think he is the only one defending it and the one who set up the league?
HBP is pretty stupid when you think of it. It's kind of a like a category of Innings pitched or Appearances....oh wait, we got one of those.

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:17 AM

Oh, and also I should warn you for those who don't know.
There is a maximum number of games and innings pitched. So if you have someone you're rotating in (especially pinch hitters will kill you); be warned you WILL run out of games and others will continue to score.
Granted, you all get the same number of games; it's just something to be aware of. Don't waste your games.
It's on the bottom of the "my team" page to keep track of your progress.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Yes, catchers get POs on Ks. A Hold is almost like a save in the middle of a game. You keep the lead when the game is within a certain # of runs. I have a DH at catcher and first so I am getting no POs.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:19 AM

162 at each position and 1250 innings.

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:21 AM

It's sweet that I'm leading holds and put outs and I don't even know what they are.....well, now I do.

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:22 AM

Thank you kojifajll jujujitsu

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Hey Brock, it's Ed Choi's birthday, and he's in the IMDB:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1660338/

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:27 AM

Happy birthday to PT Barnum who is 196 years old today, and still the greatest wonder in the world.
and Henry Ford, who is 143 and still makes shitty cars.

adrian on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:27 AM

I planned on getting one of those bottles this weekend. because of fuckers like you worm, i won't be able to buy one because they will be sold out.

Church on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Poor UAB. http://www.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl.../040706aac.html

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Adrian - I have 4 for me and 4 for a co-worker.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Movie director Francis Ford Coppola is 67. Actor Jackie Chan is 52. Football Hall-of-Famer Tony Dorsett is 52. Actor Russell Crowe is 42. Actor Bill Bellamy is 41

Cuban on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 12:01 PM

I Would Rather Drive this then the MIATA

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pict...+Strereo+System

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 12:37 PM

This headline is it's own joke.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...s.ap/index.html

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 12:44 PM

I like playing in a fantasy league where I'm not the commissioner, so I don't have to listen to the people losing being bitches and blaming me for a conspiracy.

Enjoy it. Joe Selig.

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 12:50 PM

Some helpful marketing tips for Natty Sci: The Movie.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...d.ap/index.html

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 1:19 PM

David Duval is once again dead last at the Masters. At 19-over, he is getting his ass-beat by such prime stars as Ray Floyd, Fuzzy Zoeller, Tom Watson, and Gary Player; guys who haven't broken 70 since like.....well, the 70's.
Why do they even let this fucker pick up a club? I know I know, automatic invites....what bullshit. I think that should be voided if you haven't shot par in a year, let alone 6.

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Duval has won a total of 56k this year after 7 events. Remember when they thought this guy would compete with Tiger? Yah, Tiger has 2.1 million. I'm sure he's like, yah, with my 90-million in contract endorsements, I can take this 2 million and blow it all on hats. David who?
Duval is in close competition with Lee Janzen. Remember that guy? He won the US open like 14 years ago, enjoyed his 5 minutes of fame, and then died; well.....sort of.

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 1:28 PM

And yes, I meant Lee Janzen, not Payne Stewart.....cause that wouldn't be funny. That would be sad.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 1:36 PM

Wow - why you should get your grill done.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/07/g...h.ap/index.html

other than the fact it's just dumb.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 1:57 PM

My boredom is reaching limits I never could imagine.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:02 PM

makes 2 of us.

try this site out.

www.addictinggames.com - they have tetris

It is a beautiful day outside today. Man I wish I could leave right now.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:03 PM

forbidden website. son of a bitch

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:03 PM

i guess I will resort to throwing ice pellets over the wall

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:08 PM

i went to o'shea's for lunch.

i recommend the salmon with rice. delicious.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:11 PM

good: new sports guy article
bad : it's about the clippers
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060407

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:12 PM

I'm reading up on umpire heckling. My top 3 are:

Hey ump I've gotten better calls from my ex wife
Hey ump you ass called it wants your head out by tomorrow
hey ump I know your blind because I've seen your girlfriend

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Hey ump, how's your wife and my kids?

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Heckling for Phil:

The graphics on your personal website suck!

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:15 PM

That balls going over your head, just like Sesame Street!

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:17 PM

I just went over to this guy's cubicle (John, the one organizing the dragon stagger), and he was talking about lesian cheerleaders. Now, I missed the beginning, but I told him "I don't know what you're talking about, but I like where it's going" to which he responds "You know, you really remind me of peter griffin. I'm going to start calling you peter" So while it's funny, it kind of sucks, because peter griffin is a stupid fatass. And while I may be fat, I'm certainly not stupid. So, when we get drunk next week, I might beat his ass.

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:17 PM

Phil, every time I submit a new post, it kicks me back to the main page.

douglas on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:24 PM

i've applied for lots of jobs today, joe you'll like this, i even applied for a job at chase as a personal banker/financial advisor

also joe, didn't u say u can get candystand.com and nabiscoworld.com, they have a bunch of games at those sites too

Barry on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:26 PM

I spent Wednesday night and Thursday on a boat in Creole Bay (30 mi. away from New Orleans) and contrary to popular belief if you are light skinned, don't wear sunscreen, and work in the sun from 7 am to 4:30, you will get a nasty sunburn. On top of it all we didn't catch one fish, not even a nibble. Did see a lot of dolphins though.

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Jay, should I bring the green slacks, black-rimmed glasses, and red hairspray for you next week?

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:27 PM

I've worn that out

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Even wiffle-ball?

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Take back the riverfront.

http://www.8664.org

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:29 PM

shit, i just lost at cornhole

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:30 PM

Jesus Christ. Douglas might work at a place where I have a line of credit at. I might just opt for another bank.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:34 PM

Douglas working here ha that would be awesome.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:41 PM

candy just told me that briana banks is dancing at a bar in Lexington tomorrow night.

Marc on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:51 PM

oh really? and where will candy be dancing? giddidy giddidy goo.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:54 PM

she said she'd be there with her female cousin

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:56 PM

Ummm who is Candy and Briana Banks?

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:58 PM

candy is a stage name of a girl i work with who showed up to dance for scott's bachelor party and briana banks is a porn star. Key word star!!

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Ah that's why Briana Banks' name looked familiar.

Anyway, Uncle Rico had better watch out, cause this dude could have won state back in 1985 if given the chance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt4wgtuXe7k

douglas on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:03 PM

this is briana banks, a fucking goddess i might add:
http://template.aebn.net/tid/14237/...listStarID=4728

oh yeah, u might've guess it, NSFW

douglas on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:04 PM

100 yard throw my ass, it's all downhill

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Joe and anyone else who is bored.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYw7...amp;t=t&f=b

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:09 PM

That I-64 idea is great. Too bad it won't happen, just like a downtown arena. I think its time Joe ran for mayor.

Barry on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:10 PM

hottest football player ever

Barry on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:10 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...igid/index.html

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Ah this is great. Reminds me of the intro of Happy Gilmore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v64X...amp;t=t&f=b

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Did I mention into the wind.

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:16 PM

I may be alone on this, but the video of that chick dancing Wes posted kind of scares me. She is WAY too freakin' skinny for here own good. I could actually hear her pelvis breaking in my head from a the gentle ramming she would receive.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:18 PM

Ah this is great. Girls are stupid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uPc...amp;t=t&f=b

Barry on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:19 PM

all they need now is giant paper towels...or a giant sock

Barry on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:19 PM

http://tv.yahoo.com/tvpdb?d=ap&...;photoid=610545

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:24 PM

Okay, this video leaves a lot to be desired, however, I like where their minds are at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98HC...amp;t=t&f=b

Brent on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:28 PM

The "end women's suffrage" bit was a lot funnier when it was done on the Man Show years ago...fucking copycat artists, get a new idea.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:30 PM

bring on the thunderstorms

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:31 PM

Dude, I just watched a car wreck outside. That was fantastic. Rain makes people freak out here.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:36 PM

The best part of the end women's suffrage was then the this girls guy friend tells her she just signed something to help end her right to vote.

Fantastic.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:39 PM

Hmmm....not sure if this one is a copycat one too or not, but this kid faints from headbanging.

http://www.break.com/index/headbangout.html

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:41 PM

All I know is I wake up everyday thanking God for stupid people.

http://www.break.com/index/chairface.html

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:43 PM

I think Frank "The Tank" may have struck again.

I must have laughed for about a good minute.

http://www.break.com/index/streakernews.html

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Only watch this video if you want to see some girl dancing and making her jubblies shake.

http://my.break.com/Content/ViewCon...ckName=Unwilled

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Joe - this girl wins in the flexibility department.

http://my.break.com/Content/ViewCon...ckName=Unwilled

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:48 PM

damnit I can't see this site

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 3:58 PM

I just heard this song by Buckcherry on the Fox. Interseting lyrics

CRAZY BITCH

Break me down, you got a lovely face going to your place now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fucking laid you want me to stay but I got to make my way
Hey! You’re a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I’m on top of it
When I dream I’m doing you all night scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Take it off, the paper is your game jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full
You’re so fine, It won’t be a loss cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face
Get the video, fuck you so good
Baby girl you want it hard to be a star you’ll get down on it
Take it off no need to talk your crazy but I like the way you fuck me

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Wow..watch this death roll.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/alligatorstunt.html

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:03 PM

Wow - those lyrics are ummmmm..yeah.

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:05 PM

Shit go to wave3.com

you can see live feeds on there. Tornadoes north and south of us.

jackpot baby, i love this weather.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:05 PM

hey phil i just sent you an email about barry bond's rookie card. It was pretty good.

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:06 PM

Well, at least you won't hear that flexible chick say, "Owww, my legs don't bend that way!"

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:08 PM

Good storm-chasin' weather ain't it Wes?

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:10 PM

i like the wave3 article on the Bellarmine Lacrosse team on the Duke Lacrosse team: http://wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=4741044

was the stabbing incident ever in the papers?

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:13 PM

The Ellen show is now on Wave3! I wonder how long they'll let me watch staff pictures from the ellen show ride the Hulk

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:14 PM

that ellen stuff is some good shit.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:15 PM

we get to watch ellen ride the hulk!

YES!

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:17 PM

At first I still thought Dawn G. was talking about her producer and I was like, WTF?

Soon realized after she was on the hulk then they must have cut off the weather report.

Damn you Ellen.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:18 PM

AND NOW A COMMERCIAL ABOUT WETTING THE BED!

Holy crap, it was a commercial for like diapers for 10 year olds.

Instead of an old lady saying "I'm not going to to let it control my life" it was AN TWELVE YEAR OLD saying it might be genetics. Ahh, that was hilarious.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:20 PM

wow Ellen is back on the roller coaster

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:20 PM

oh that ellen, screaming on a roller coaster. you maybe an ugly dike, but you sure know how to kick back and enjoy yourself! and you aren't afraid to GET OUT THERE!

you go girl!

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Are you all watching this on the internet?

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:21 PM

I think she might be retarded

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:21 PM

wave3 is still sending out their feed.

joe on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:21 PM

valu city suits are on sale

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:23 PM

tell me you saw the little kids talking about pissing all over their friend's beds during a sleepover, joe. that had to have been the most rediculous commercial ever.

can you imagine being the kid showing back up to school after filming that add. "My character wets the bed! I don't even pee! I swear!"

And if I bought a veehickle from JD Byrider I would have gotten $500. These are things you don't know if you only watch TV at night

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Who owns a J.D. Byrider car?

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:24 PM

holy crap, I can't work, post on the sci and watch TV all at the same time and hope to spell anything with any sort of accuracy it seems. Well done me.
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Did Jennifer Aniston just kick a porcupine?

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Ellen so totally wanted to grab her ass when they hugged

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Ah, the lesbian tension between Ellen and Jennifer Aniston is thick.

"We could go...do it together?

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:26 PM

I think NattySci.com has led to an all new level of reduced work productivity.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:27 PM

for the computer shoppers, here's a really good desktop for cheap:
http://www.slickdeals.net/#p7324

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:28 PM

"you probably sprung for the olive garden"

ok, that was funny.

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:29 PM

I don't even hear what they are saying, all I hear is "I wanna munch your carpet"

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:30 PM

When the hell are they going to pull out the whip cream and strapons?

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:31 PM

For the record, one of the bars on the Dragon Stagger will have live belly dancers. I know this relates to something wes posted a couple of hours ago, but I still thought it pertinent.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:31 PM

"so, you wanna go to an open house...you know, with me? I mean, if you aren't doing anything maybe we can get together....really, this sunday. I LOVE YOU JENNIFER"

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Man these commercials are awesome.

douglas on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:32 PM

someone should send as anonymous email to connie leonard at wave 3 tipping her off about the bellarmine lacrosse stabbing incident last year, her email is: cleonard@wave3tv.com

fuck lacrosse, let's get this out in the media too and give lacrosse players nationally a bad reputation

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:32 PM

anonymous e-mailer if anyone has the balls:
http://behidden.com/user_home_page_emailer.php

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:33 PM

That's just low Douglas, but I like it.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:35 PM

"so jennifer, tell me about your bed making skills...you know, i mess up beds all the time."

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:37 PM

She has a big surprise for her!

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:37 PM

WHAT COULD BE THE SURPRISE FROM ELLEN? I CAN'T WAIT!

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:40 PM

I would be really disappointed if today is the most posted day because we are talking about Ellen. I would like to remember the highest posting day being Wes and I discussing basketball and not Ellen trying to face-dive into Jennifer Aniston's pants.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:41 PM

you see, normally the lacrosse thing I'd just go, but it's the sense of false entitlement that little fuckers have is the same thing the Duke guys had, and that's why after (allegedly) raping a chick they sent out e-mails that next time they are just going to kill and skin her.
http://www.sportspickle.com/feature...7-lacrosse.html

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:42 PM

I wonder why she has an entire bottle of tequilla for her.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:42 PM

"how about you just make yourself comfortable, Jennifer...I'll be right down the hall...have some tequilla...."

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:44 PM

we are still like 60 posts off, and I have a feeling the only people watching ellen at work on a Friday are you and I brock...

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:44 PM

Brock, we have about 60 more posts before we beat the basketball day.

douglas on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:44 PM

it's been done, and i'm out for the day, have a good evening and I'm sure I'll see some of you, but of course not you wes, you'll be locked inside at home.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:45 PM

i wonder where we rank on a google search for bellarmine lacrosse stabbing.

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:46 PM

You bastards made me turn on ellen. Of course as soon as I do, she brings out Scott foley. God damn rug muncher.

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:46 PM

Nice burn, Douglas.

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:47 PM

Who the hell is this Scott Foley guy, he looks familiar.

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:48 PM

Ok, I turned it off... any reference to that bitch-show Felicity makes me cringe.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:48 PM

i don't know but this maggie chick in the audience is HOT. FUCK YOU SCOTT FOLEY

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:49 PM

i thought about buying a Slingbox awile ago so I could watch TV at work, but I didn't know how well it'd work. But my boss got one and it works well.
http://www.slingmedia.com//slingbox/

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Phil, we are not on google for bellarmine lacrosse stabbing. Yet.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:54 PM

I actually would rather not show up in this regard.

wtf was that whitecastle casserol? I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Marc on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:55 PM

so candy was dancing at the Burkett house that night? Damn me for getting there late. damn me. can we get her for the next bachelor party? or just for the weekend?

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:56 PM

If anything is going on tonight hit me up fellas.

later.

Marc on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 4:59 PM

so candy was dancing at the Burkett house that night? Damn me for getting there late. damn me. can we get her for the next bachelor party? or just for the weekend?

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 5:06 PM

Who is having the next bachelor party?

Jay on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 5:30 PM

That would probably be you, Brock.

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 5:31 PM

Talk about stupid drivers in the rain,
Last night I saw an idiot intentionally spin out right in front of me (no turn, the dipshit just jerked the wheel all the way and slammed the breaks). The beauty part was, he sent his car up over a 4-inch curb and nearly into a fire-hydrant. I heard a nasty crunch when his car climbed the curb (going sideways by the way). I sure hope he fucked his transaxel, either that or I hope he stole the car.

Brock on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 5:51 PM

I guess I've outlasted all of the "I'm never gonna get married" guys, so there's no real reason to wait. Oh wait... I'm poor.

Marc on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 6:35 PM

Brock, do it on the cheap (not that I'm pushing you into it) We already have a jager machine. do it like they do on tv....in the main character's living room or back yard (See Home Improvement, Blossom, Boy Meets World, Drew Carey Show, etc.) and apparently we can get you a dancer... Hellllloo Candy.

or do the "man thing" for Natty Sci (or someone else can) where we simply go out, suited up saying that someone is the bachelor. and at every different place someone different is the bachelor. (similar to what we did at one bar in New Orleans where Chris and I pretended Jay was the bachelor. And then he almost threw up when a hot bartender chick blew a jello shot into his mouth.) I think this idea is genious. The fake bachelor party is better than a buddy actually getting married. (Although I had a spectacular time at Chris's wedding and at Fourth Street afterwards. and Joanna Rocks so its okay. Same thing goes out to Wes.)

Bigworm on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 7:07 PM

Actually Abby and I didn't have an expensive wedding when you look at average wedding costs. The smartest thing we did was get married in oldham county which was(is?) a dry county so we were able to save a ton of money by buying the liquor ourselves.

Green Baron on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 10:48 PM

You know, if you're going to count hit by pitch and intentional walks, it only makes sense that walks should count as well, especially since that one actually takes some skill. Unfortunately they don't.

Phil on Friday, April 07, 2006 at 11:46 PM

Interesting Rube Goldberg things from those crazy Japs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD8P...Rube%20Goldberg

Phil on Saturday, April 08, 2006 at 12:25 AM

i see douglas picked up shelton. i couldn't pull the trigger. of course if he does go on to hit the 300 homeruns he's on pace for i'll feel quite silly.

Brock on Saturday, April 08, 2006 at 12:55 AM

Damnit Phil, you deleted the search option on the toolbar, so now I can't search for random comments we made during the day, so I can show Michelle a dumbass comment someone made during the day.

Bigworm on Saturday, April 08, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Marc - A guy I worked with up in Seymour and his friends did that an entire summer one year. He claims it was the greatest summer ever.

Cuban on Saturday, April 08, 2006 at 2:10 PM

The 3rd picture down is great

http://www.rotten.com/library/langu...finger/shocker/

Jay on Sunday, April 09, 2006 at 6:16 AM

For the record tonight was Legen...wait for it...hope you're not lactose intolerent...DARY! I thought about leaving it at home, but I didn't want to leave and go all the way back to get it, so, yeah, I brought it.

Bigworm on Sunday, April 09, 2006 at 8:16 PM

I agree Xota...fantastic time.

Jay on Sunday, April 09, 2006 at 8:33 PM

We had a doctor...in the trunk.

Brock on Sunday, April 09, 2006 at 8:48 PM

If you are gonna brag about the evening, at least inform the rest of us what happened.

Jay on Sunday, April 09, 2006 at 9:15 PM

Well, the last statement I made pretty much sums up saturday night. When we were leaving, we had picked up chris because joanna had left. As we were getting into the car, there was a cop sitting there watching us. Since I didn't really want to get pulled over for having too many people in my car, we waited until the cop left and then decided someone would ride in the trunk. I opened up the trunk, and chris jumped in. As soon as I shut the lid, the cop was back. We drove all the way to phils apartment with chris back there. Chris, I'm sorry, and I owe you a dinner, or something.

Jay on Sunday, April 09, 2006 at 9:18 PM

And that was at the end of the night.

Brock on Sunday, April 09, 2006 at 11:45 PM

So an entire night was legenday because you put Chris in your trunk?

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 12:32 AM

highlights from what i remember:

marc and big jay throwing down at biker karoke at alley katz
betting on big jay talking to the ladies and big jay coming through with the big win
throwing jelly beans and wearing a cowboy hat (or two)
pulling an adrian at outlook
something interesting happened at flanagan's i think

i'm sure more will be added by people who's brain doesn't shut off as quikly as mine when combined with booze

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 1:11 AM

Okay, these are the coolest Star Wars Dorks ever
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/h...saber-duel.html

adrian on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 8:02 AM

One of the coolest buildings in existence.

http://www.arcspace.com/architects/...so2/torso2.html

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:26 AM

The cool thing that happened at Flanagan's was that some random girl stranger and friends were about to go into Flanagan's when someone promptly said that Flanagan's was dead. We suggested them to go to Outlook Inn and they listened. Silly girl, never listen to Natty Sci.

Brock - what made the night Legen...wait for it...Dary was we decided to rock it out at Alley Katz and before hand we wrote it off as sucking ass completely (like gay cowboy style). Turns out we had a fun time.

Also, I was making random bets with this stranger - placing bets on people talking to girls and letting nature take its course. Granted that was a game that Philco and I started playing as soon as we exited the car (and thanks to those dudes being Douche Bags...I won) but it really is a fun game. The stranger even enjoyed this game (probably because he got 2 beers from me). So basically we decided on an Over-Under and wagered beers.

Fantastic time.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:28 AM

betting on people at bars is cool until it becomes popular

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Phil, you got any jelly beans left?

Jerome on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:41 AM

There's this new kid at my church ... he doesn't know anybody in town and is here on a co-op with GE. So I think, "hey, let's introduce him to Joe." Then Joe's mom says, "No, [the new kid] is too nice. Joe will corrupt him. Ha ha ha"

Joe is legendary.

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:42 AM

i consumed all my jellybeans while nursing an hangover and playing hexus yesterday.

trivia last night was remarkably fun. two teams, us and tall laura's team. we were within 4 points of each other the whole game until the final question where marc and i couldn't come up with the year chairman mao died, starburst were invented and something else stupid happened. We answered 1982 as did the other team. Answer ended up being like 1974 so they got the 50 dollar gift certificate leaving us with a lowly $20.

And for the record, there will be no bearnos trivia next sunday due to easter.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:42 AM

My mom actually told me about him. Left out that part though. Oh well, my mom loves me.

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:46 AM

Jerome - well I say you introduce the kid to Joe and Natty Sci..if he keeps coming back that is his own fault.

Jerome on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:48 AM

I would, but the kid's only 20! Can't deal with the young ones.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:54 AM

I think she meant I would corrupt him by introducing him to you all.

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:55 AM

Phil, I didn't quite get a check in the W column, but I was damn close. It was a lock except for her friend didn't like me at all. Oh well, I need to learn to overcome obstacles like the mother hen. I still felt good with that hot chick rubbing her hands through my hair. And don't forget that chick grinding with me at Alley Cat's while I was singing some barry white.

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Joe, let's be honest. She meant you would corrupt him. You are the black sheep.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:57 AM

I'm still pinning it on you all for corrupting me then. It is the family tree of corruption.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Who corrupted you all?

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:02 AM

I'd say Wes, more than anybody. All though Heulsman had some to do with it to. But it was Wes who got me to take my first shot, a shot of bourbon.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Maybe I will create the Natty Sci Corruption tree today.

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Happy birthday to Steven Segal, Mandy Moore, and Afrika Baambaata.

douglas on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:09 AM

i was pretty well corrupted before I ever became a Natty Sci member. i also have a pretty rich history of corrupting others as well

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:11 AM

Today's Birthdays: Sportscaster John Madden is 70. Sportscaster and Kign of the hill star Dandy Don Meredith is 68. Actor-comedian Orlando "I just jacked off an elephant" Jones is 38. Actress Chyler "Janey from Not another teen movie" Leigh is 24. Actor Haley Joel Osment is 18.

Jerome on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:22 AM

I guess Haley Joel Osment is now legal for the Olsen twins to double team

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:24 AM

as many people know, i've had it out for Fox Sports for years. The only thing they've done that is worth a damn was when they had the snow piling up during one of those playoff games on the ticker at the top of the screen, and that was only cool because of how rediculous the rest of the broadcast looks.

the last straw: I don't believe any of their sunday baseball games are being broadcast in HD. Seriously, fucking WGN broadcasts all the cubs games in HD. You'd think Fox Sports could spend a little less on homesexual computer animations that explain what a strike zone is and more on a fucking camera.

Maybe they could have like a charity drive: Donate $10 for us to buy an HD Camera! If we reach our goal of $1 million dollars we'll execute Joe Buck live on TV!

I'd donate $100.

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:26 AM

So one question that i still don't understand. Did Doug graduate or did he just leave?

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:34 AM

You mean to tell me you don't like when sammy screwball comes on screen to explain what a curveball is? It is as annoying as the paper clip in wrod and excel.

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:36 AM

it's almost like someone at fox sports had this conversation:

exec #1: watching baseball is about as exciting as working on a spreadsheet
exec #2: my daughter like to play with clippy in excel
exec #1, #2: I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA!

and i hope they forever rot in hell with a gay animation explaining what a pitchfork up the ass does to one's colon.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:59 AM

I bet Fox uses O.A.R. as their background music because they are gay

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:08 AM

ahhh, i forgot all about the OAR thing. O.A.R. is a sensitive subject with me

douglas on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:09 AM

chick holding a keg with her extremely large breast:
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1677862/
safe for work

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:12 AM

The best part about the o.a.r. thing was the random guy sitting right next to us with the O.A.R. shirt on.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:17 AM

Only a fag that likes o.a.r. would use a word like sensitive. There are a few places where a dude can use sensitive and I don't think that was one of them.

Brock on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:20 AM

I think Chris can be blamed for my corruption with the "my glass is always full" incident, or do I blame Marc for having a birthday?

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:22 AM

You should blame Taras for having us at his house.

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Taras would have done anything to get a date with Michelle.

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Even invite Natty Sci to his house.

Brock on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Since I don't know who O.A.R. is. Obviously short for something somewhat popular, I did a Google search... here's what I got:

Organization for Autism Research
The Ontario Action Researcher
The Organization for the Assabet River
Outdoor Adventure Rafting
Oakland Association of REALTORS®

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:25 AM

It is a gay band and it means "of a revolution"

Brock on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Ha, ha, Taras.

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:30 AM

And for the record, I still owe Taras one.

Jerome on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Card carrying member of the Organization for the Assabet River right here ...

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:35 AM

You wanna know how I know O.A.R. is gay:

O.A.R. (aka Of a Revolution) converted from an Ohio State frat band to Billboard chartbuster and headliner at major venues across America.

Gay Frat Band!!

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:38 AM

Yeah, they're real revolutionary. "Let's sing about our feelings and about how we can't get girls to call us back". And Phil, before you start trying to defend them, I have no idea what their music is about. But I took my best guess.

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:38 AM

As I said, they were a lot better when they were just a bunch of drunk guys with guitars. Then they sold out.

Seriously, I could write a thesis on the "O.A.R. was cool until they changed to be more popular" phenomenon.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:41 AM

I'm still taking my Frat Boy defense. And the gay guy at work likes them. I simply asked if he listened to them and now I am getting a history lesson on how they blew up 4 years ago in the frat scene at UK

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Oh this is really freakin' cool. History and Religion.

http://www.dailytelegraph.news.com....5001027,00.html

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Jay, their last CD was called "Love and Memories"

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:45 AM

big mistake. their best album was almost 8 years ago. The time frame from them being a decent, fun little band to gay ass music is right about 4 or 5 years ago.

seriously, that first album was a good album for drinking and shit. and then suddenly some producer told them "hey, let's market this!"

suddenly their songs had more feelings and shit.

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Hey not defending them but I like some of their music, even after sell out.

But then again I also like Oasis...so take it for what it's worth.

Oasis never sold out for the record. In fact, those guys were true to their roots because a brotherly fight broke up their band.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:48 AM

drunk englishmen vs. drunk frat boys. I'd go with the drunk soccer hooligans.

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:50 AM

btw, i think this may be the ultimate in gay frat boy music (and i do like jack johnson, mostly because he just doesn't give a shit):
http://music.allofmp3.com/r2/Jack_J.../mcatalog.shtml

ask frat boy if he has it.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:51 AM

link is blocked

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Phil, O.A.R. wasn't the first band to sell out, although that doesn't mean that they didn't suck to begin with.

douglas on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:52 AM

to embellish on what joe's coworker said about o.a.r. at uk back when i was in college, it's no joke. you couldn't go to any party at uk and not hear that fucking band. the only music that got more played out at uk than o.a.r. was dave matthews band, it was unreal how many people listened to both of those bands b/c it was cool on the frat scene. i hate frat people, i should post that on hatemetoday.com.

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:53 AM

I probably shouldn't even try to go there, because all of mp3 is a music download site, and I'll get in trouble. Thanks a lot, Ernie. Ass.

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:53 AM

try this link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...ance&n=5174

and big jay, i know they aren't the first band to sell out, it was just shocking to pick up a new album of theirs and think "who the fuck are these guys?"

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:57 AM

I felt the same way about shinedown's second album. Although it is probably 50x better than O.A.R.'s first album.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Wow that is gay.

However, going back on one of my earlier statements about sensitive areas, Dave Matthews is a sensitive area for me not because it is an ex girlfriend's initials, but because it was my buddy Mikhil's favorite band and he is dead. Only reason I can tolerate hearing them.

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 12:30 PM

I had a roommate that listened to Dave Matthews all the time, literally. Kind of blew it for me. They were decent, but then they really started annoying the shit out of me. I just wish at this point that Dave would die of his AIDS and get a new look, Tom Hanks already has that one.

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 12:34 PM

And I don't know about O.A.R., I just know they would play at Miami like every weekend when I was there and I never saw them because of it....but I would have to agree, frat boy band that is well overrated (by overrated, I mean somebody listens to them) if they played Miami all the time.
But of course, Modest Mouse sounds like a frat band, and they're ok. Nothing fancy, but they're ok.

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 1:25 PM

Baron is right. O.A.R. and Dave Matthews were always playing from the frat houses. Even were not having a party. just the middle of a weekday, blasting from speakers on the lawns. And this was like 6-7 years ago.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 1:43 PM

Modest Mouse I would lean more towards the not quite hippie burnout music. Some of friends of friends that were deadheads and phish fans listened to Modest Mouse (the chick that ate the bug's friends ( Wes knows who I am talking about)).

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 1:44 PM

Man, why can't I find a woman to had sex with me 28 times in a week? I mean, is that so much to ask?
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/...times_in_1_week

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Yes, Marc, yes it is.

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 1:55 PM

You know how I know that he's gay? His dad is in coldplay.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...n.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 2:08 PM

I use to not like Dave Matthews because frat dudes played that shit to try and score with the ladies. However, I do remember not so long ago (okay maybe long ago sophomores in college) when certain people in our group liked Dave Matthews Band (probably because Katie Payne like them) and by like I mean tolerate to try and score with Katie.

I for one, now like DMB simply because I can't play shit on a guitar (Adrian knows what I am talking about) and it blows my mind how DM has so much finger dexterity/control. Really mind blowing to a non-guitar playing fool like me.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 2:10 PM

So what your saying is you respect his ability as a musician. That I can respect.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 2:12 PM

I look at Barry Bonds that way. I respect him as a ball player but I hate him.

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 2:23 PM

i still like dmb and have liked him since like my sophmore year in high school. my sister might be willing to vouch for me making her watch a recording of Ants Marching from when they appeared on david letterman in like 1995.

two step remains one of my favorite songs.

now, the smirnoff ice incident would definitely be katie payne related.

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 2:24 PM

I admit, I liked DM, like I said, it was my former roommate that made me hate him. I still have some of his shit on my iPod, but I find myself skipping through it because it brings back the memories of me killing my roommate.

Anyway, so yesterday I'm leaving my apartment and going to my car when what should I find by the sidewalk in the grass? A $2 bill. Haven't seen one in years and there it is just lying in the grass. Sweet....

It's like flipping on cable to find hard-core porn. Oh wait...I guess some people just don't see it that way:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wlwt/200604...lo_wlwt/3388221

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 2:33 PM

I'm obsessed with Stattracker. It's so cool how you can see your current rank and where all your players are at and what they're doing; like Manny Ramirez is in the locker room banging two chicks at this very moment!

I don't know how I'm gonna live when the shit goes subscription in another week or so.

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:00 PM

Philco - I remember a very drunken night when you and Lynnie and I were at BW3's (this is like a year ago) when some dudes in sweater vests were in the house and they played the DMB greatest hits album and you were making fun of them pretty hard and proclaimed you hated DMB.

Make up your damn mind Philco - do you like them or not?

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:01 PM

http://wakeforestsports.cstv.com/sp...ra_allan00.html

http://kuathletics.cstv.com/sports/...slyke_aj00.html

for those in fantasy who said you were too old because you didn't know any players, check out some players kids playing college ball

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:08 PM

hate their music, no. hate guys that put in a bunch of DMB on a jukebox at a bar in an attempt to look sensitive...yeah, that's pretty gay.


as for stat tracker, i just wish they had stats for games you played someone vs when they are on the bench. I think Chet Granderson is batting something like .750 with two home runs in the four games I didn't play him in, and has now gone 0 for 10 in the games I have played him.

These are the stats I need to know to properly manage my team.

Actually, if I ran Yahoo Fantasy baseball I'd have stats for this stuff. I'd figure out the guy who has the lowest ratio of games they played vs games they sat players just to see how crappy their luck is.

Barry on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:09 PM

played basketball at lunch and i have to say the bluegrass state would absolutley be ashamed. i embarrassed you all. It's not like i was playing big baby and tyrus thomas or anything, just a bunch of biologists. luckily (or unfortunately, pending on how you look at it), I was on a team with a stereotypical hoosier and he hit everything. we went 1-1 and i hit the game winning shot in the first game, though i think that's all i hit.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:12 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/pgSt...mp;pageNumber=1
mickelson's wife is hot

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:27 PM

The good-bye to Rajon Rondo highlight reel.

http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=scXHr58aRJE

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:46 PM

So Phil, you don't hate DMB, but you hate the people who like or play DMB? (Let it be known that you are not pyschic, so perhaps those "gay" guys that play it on a jukebox really just want to hear it play, and not to be procieved as "cool". We've played "The Final Countdown" for self-gratification (even if mocking it) so that is similar despite, what I assume will be a swift response of how it is different. If people (or groups or type of people)that you hate, like the same music you do, does that make the music bad?)

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:48 PM

You too can be famous if you have a ping pong ball, plastic cup, a camera and tons of free time. Some of these are good shots though.

http://www.break.com/index/epicpongshots.html

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Good call Marcus Brady...I mean Brody!

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:51 PM

it's not that I hate DMB or hate people that listen to it, it's the act of using the music to enforce an image.

say for example i liked a girl and I was worried that she thought I was a pussy, so I went up to the juke box and put on 10 straight shinedown songs in an attempt to look like I'm johnny badass.

One - no wants to hear 10 straight songs by any fucking bad at a bar
Two - just because you listen to shinedown doesn't make you a badass, you just look like a choad
Three - when I see people like that listening to the music it pushes closer and closer to the point where you are almost embarrassed to listen to it yourself

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:53 PM

I swear I love this sport. The closest you will ever get to NBA Jam as you will eveer come.

http://www.break.com/index/slamball1.html

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:53 PM

Jay and Brody, would you all ever play Dave Matthews at a bar to pick up chicks?

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Jay says no, however, I think he would consider it to get some pussy!

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 3:59 PM

Phil, I'm talking about that you don't KNOW thier intent. TRUE, if they over-play any artist at a bar or jukebox, it is bad form. But unless you hear them say something like "Man, check this out. After I play a bunch of DMB, these bitches are gonna be all over me."... then you can't make that assumption. If you do. you're similar to that Bryan kid on hatemetoday.com who took himself too seriously. Jay believes he has great taste in music, but he like Angel the tv show, which he admits sucks. (Sorry to use you as an example Big Jay) Taste is subjective. If you KNOW that motives someone has for playing DMB on a jukebox, and they are bad, then I'll be right behind you to mock someone. But if you don't then you are just being elitist for them liking a band, a band that you like yourself, because you don't know WHEN they started liking them, of WHY.

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:03 PM

I like some DMB, although don't actively listen to them a lot. I can sing a few songs on Under the Table and Dreaming and Crash. But no, I doubt Jay would ever want to play them at a Bjg Jay featuring Marcus Brody show. But we have discovered, that to Jay's amusement, we do have several overlapping tastes of music, and could have kick-ass shows without even needing a question of "Do you think we should play some DMB?" I think Jay's got my back on that....but not in the gay way.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:03 PM

who needs DMB when you got Percaset, two Vicadin and a couple of beers

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:06 PM

no, it was pretty clear that this guy's go to move was to play DMB to make girls think he's sensitive. It was a similiar situation to that dude saying he cried the first time he heard that country song on Beth's birthday.

It had nothing to do with taste. The fact remains that there is a good chunk of the mid-20s crowd of guys who's go to move in college was to learn Crash on the guitar in hopes of getting laid. The guy might not even like the damn song, he just knows chicks do so he's hoping to use that for panty dropping purposes. Not that there is anything wrong with that. A well placed song in a jukebox that you know a girl likes to get her to dance is a good move. It was the carpet bombing of dave matthew bands that was rediculous.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:07 PM

their are quite a few songs that I can sing that I have no intent to ever listen to. For instance, Avril Lavine had a run there where I would hear "Complicated" 8 times a day in an 8 hour work day at Paul's Fruit Market. I can sing along with that. And Bon Jovi too.

Brock on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:07 PM

And those people did not get laid.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:08 PM

"The fact remains that there is a good chunk of the mid-20s crowd of guys who's go to move in college was to learn Crash on the guitar in hopes of getting laid." I call that gay Frat Boys a.k.a. O.A.R.

Brock on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:10 PM

Chicks are retarded when it comes to music. You can play anything with a reasonable beat, get them a few drinks, and they'll grind your nuts off.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:10 PM

Chicks dig it when you play Jack Black...right Jay?

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:16 PM

For more DMB and music comparisions, what if I did that with movies. A lot of people told me that Casablanca was cool before I ever saw. But of course I had to see it decades later, because of not being born. Does the fact that so many people liked it by the time it got to me, mean that Casablanca sold out?

How about a more recent example, A lot of people haven't seen Star Wars, although there are millions of people who love the series (forget about the most recent 3). I've talked to a lot of them and they kinda feel "cool" for not seeing it, or expect the movies can't uplive the hype. But if someone likes they won't like it because so many others do, wtf?

A lot of bands start off small and have an indie following. And a lot of their fans feel "elitist" by knowing about them before others do, but when they get discovered and start to share their music to a larger audience who would equally like their music for its own merits, their original audience is upset about thier secret becoming known. Does the band not deserve the right to share their music and make some money? (and yes, I realize sometimes groups DO change their style for a larger audiences, but some DO NOT as well.) We all feel elitist or super-smart in certain areas (for me movies) but when the subject matter is subjective (like TASTE in music or movies, instead of history of) then the elitist "smug" gets too much to bear.

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:17 PM

Who doesn't like Tenacious D?

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:18 PM

apparently Julie and T-Bone didn't

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:18 PM

Marc - you just pegged Philco, he is the biggest elitist that I have ever met.

Bands can also change their tastes in music, just like the listeners can. Crazy I know.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:20 PM

I love the Artic Monkeys!!!

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:21 PM

"They were cool before they went on SNL, (to get a larger audience) and sold out."

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Next thing I'll hear is Neverending White Lights featuring Dallas Green sold out.

fuckers.

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:23 PM

My biggest grief is finding a good band or movie saying hey that is a great movie and recommending it to a person and that person claims to have found it. MLA format bitches, give people their due.

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:23 PM

To make Joe happy.

O.A.R. never sold out for two (2) reasons
1. They couldn't get enough tickets sold (except at the smallest venues) to sell all the tickets, and thus "sell out"
2. They sucked to begin with.

Brock on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Is this "ride Phil's ass" day?

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:25 PM

marc, you aren't following me. My point is that at one particular time we were at BW3's and some dude played 10 straight fucking DMB songs in an attempt to look sensitive. There was no debate regarding his intentions. That is what was gay.

I'm not sure how I get pegged as an elitist. I know my taste in music is different than most. I don't think it's better or worse, hense the fact that I never even bother posting about bands that I like.

If you want examine it psychologically it might be the fact that a lot of the music that I like ends up being the poster child for gayness (coldplay, james blunt, DMB, etc). And maybe by saying "I liked them before they sold out" is a cover for me thinking "holy crap, in retrospect this is some really gay shit that I listen to."

joe on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Thank you marc. That was a quote from Saturday wasn't it?

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:28 PM

No, not my intent. I just hate elitism on subjective material. I've given Phil,Jay, and other people shit before about that. I'm not intending to attack anyone personally. just a mindset. Similarly, I don't hate liberals or conservatives, but I hate those who blindly follow one side without looking at how their leaders work and how their groups have changed over time.

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:29 PM

PHIL, DUDE. I said if a person over plays the song, then calls a foul, and he sucks. point made, point acknowledged. I'm not disputing that one.

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:35 PM

But then again, phil. the review website we talked about could use your critiques when it comes to certain types of music. Phil, has pointed me towarss music that I have liked. So has Jay, usually by saying, "Hey Marc, I heard this band called XXXXXXX. They suck, but I think you might like them." Both steps have proved useful for me finding new music.

douglas on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:40 PM

what kind of pussy plays songs on a jukebox to impress a girl. any girl impressed by that is probably not worth having. i've never heard of anybody playing songs on a jukebox at a bar to look sensitive, considering most times you don't even know who's picking the songs.

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:41 PM

Speaking about blindly following the blind
http://www.yeeguy.com/freefall/georgerag.swf

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:45 PM

This is about the same as to what all of our little arguments and squabble equate to.
http://www.misternicehands.com/

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Shit, the next thing I'll fuckin' hear is Metallica sold out.

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:53 PM

I just typed O.A.R. into Pandora, and it said, "Sorry, we don't play that Fag music"

True story

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 4:56 PM

The worst band in the history of music..other than the stone roses is Beastie Boys!

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:01 PM

I thought original Metallica fans said they sold out after they had their first music video (because fans liked that the didn't have them at first.)

I had a huge crush on Jewel. (Okay, yes. I'm gay alright.) And I think all of us know she has canine tooth that juts out a little, which is why my dad loved to call her "Snaggletooth." Anyway, after she made it big and had some money (ala: not sleeping in a car anymore) She considered geeting the tooth fixed, but many of her early fans loved it as acceptance of her flaws. So to my knowledge she never fixed it because of her fans. To me, it seems like she "sold out" by being "too loyal" to her devoted fans. is that possible?

Metallica didn't have, could get, or want music videos to begin with. When that changed. many fans said they sold out. I don't listen to their music regularly. so as soon as I learned Lars Ulrich's name I didn't like them (ala: Napster times).

Further note: Who ever expected Metallica and Jewel to be mentioned in the same post?

Bigworm on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:04 PM

Philco - I labelled you an an elitist because you only like bands that people have never heard of. Sort of one of the priviledged ones so to speak. It isn't a character flaw so let's not psycho analyze you just yet. You live life similar to the quote of, "it was cool before they were cool" type thing, now it is just lame. I think this is why you continue to wear A&F clothing for, because they are heading out the door to Holister.

I apply this idea to the clothing I wear. Yes I wear brand clothing, however, you will rarely see me with free advertisement on them. And for the record, I did wear American Eagle before they were cool and I don

douglas on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:05 PM

Who the fuck really cares if a band sells out? If u like the music cool, if u don't, then who gives a shit? Every band that ever has the ability to "sell out," meaning get more fans, be more marketable, bottom line, make a lot more money, then they're going to. who the fuck cares if they sell out? do you think limp bizkit gave a fuck about their original hardcore fans who started saying they sold out? Hell no, they were making millions of more dollars and fucking playmates. More power to them

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:07 PM

Well said Douglas.....you fucking sell-out.

Brock on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:07 PM

You are only cool if you buy your clothes from KOHL's

douglas on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:08 PM

i'm wearing a shirt from kohl's right now, telling the truth. i wear more shirts from bellarmine baseball than i do from any brand name

Brock on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:10 PM

I was being serious. KOHL's clothes are decent and they aren't all over-priced like crap from A&F or AE. Actually, I don't have any preference for where I shop, as long as its cheap and holds up for 18 months.

Brock on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:11 PM

Thanks to Miller Lite, I now have 3 new T-shirts. I'm gonna keep drinkin' it as long as its $1 and they give me crap.

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:25 PM

To follow up on Douglas' post, sometimes bands selling out is pretty good. Remember Smashing Pumpkins and how much ass they sucked when they said they were going to switch their sound to lose the yuppies.

Now, in DMB defense, I don't think he ever "sold-out". His music has stayed pretty consistent; I feel too consistent. It was his hippie-wannabees that jumped on board thinking they were cool for listening to them. Dave didn't help much by changing his concert venues to campuses; but you can't blame him, easy money and hot chicks to pork and give AIDS to. Personally, I'd rather sell out to college frat boys and get young hot kitty than end up like Tom Jones and signing 80-year old women's jugglies. I just think Dave's fan base switched soon after Under the Table and Dreaming was released because of all the frat dudes that thought they'd get more curly muff by listening to them; cause I was a frat dude, and I know. Those yuppie bastards wanted to turn all hippy and wear their Birks and listen to DMB to be cool. Next thing you know they start listening to Jimi; just like my old roommate. You might listen to Jimi fucker, but you can't hear Jimi.

Which brings up another point. Stevie Ray Vaughn. I hate fuckers who keep trying to compare them. First off, Stevie was an excellent guitarist, but he never got the chance to show he had vision. He kept rehashing old blues tunes. Although excellently done, he didn't shape music like Jimi. Jimi had it man, his music was a revolution. It was the Jimi Hendrix "Experience", literally. That dude took you to the moons of Uranus and back. And you couldn't go you fucking yuppie, because you didn't buy a ticket. You got to take the short bus like all the other retards, fucker.

Dave on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:30 PM

Big Jay, I have to totally agree with you about Shinedown's second album. I picked it up, and it was just so different from the first, not as heavy, and it just pissed me off. I can only imagine the record producers fucking their shit up in the studio, saying you need to sound more like this. As far as singers and songwriters goes, Jack Johnson is probably one of the best. I don't care if his songs sound like gay frat boy music, he writes about his own experiences, songs like "If I could" (about his best friend dying), and "Bubble Toes."(about his wife), and you gotta admire that. As far as Dave Matthews goes, I really didn't care for him until I went to a concert sophmore year in college. I pretty much went because I knew there would be tons of UK girls at the concert. But he put on a pretty good show, and I think he's at his best when he singing some deprssing song like Gravedigger, or Grace Is Gone. Oh and by the way, a while back someone on this page recomended buying Wilco's "A Ghost Is Born" cd, and it fucking blew.

douglas on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:31 PM

does dave matthews really have AIDS? I've heard two comments about it now....

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:31 PM

That's cause you can't hear Wilco, you only listen.

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:36 PM

I've posted both AIDS comments. It's only a rumor, but supposedly that was why he was releasing 23 albums/year was to make tons of money for his family after he died. In addition, if you look at pictures through time, he's really thinned out over the past decade and looks worse and worse (he's slowly morphing into Tom Hanks Philadelphia role I think; he starts out with Splash, and is now in the Philadelphia stage).

Oh yah, and Brock would tell you, never ever ever listen to any album I recommend.

With that being said, you should pick up Wayne County and the electric Chairs. He sings a great song called, "Fuck Off."

Most of it is the line, "If you don't want to fuck me, than baby, fuck off" repeated. However, it ends with: "In other words, if you don't wanna take a ride on my meat rack, than get the hell out of my bread line" I think you can find it under Christian Rock at your local music store. Wayne is now Jayne by the way, he had a sex change a decade ago. But seriously, check it out.

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:39 PM

Ha, Wilco's "A Ghost is Born" is an excellent addition to the conversation. I thought it was a pretty good album myself, but one song I thought was really good: The Late Greats.
(video: http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=oQF...h=late%20greats)
Let's drop some lyrics:

The greatest lost track of all time:
The Late Greats' "Turpentine"
You can't hear it on the radio
You can't hear it anywhere you go

The best band will never get signed
K-Settes starring Butcher's Blind
Are so good, you won't ever know
They never even played a show
You can't hear 'em on the radio

The greatest singer in rock and roll
Would have to be Romeo
His vocal chords are made of gold
He just looks a little too old

The greatest lost track of all time:
The Late Greats' "Turpentine"
I can't hear it on the radio
I don't hear it anywhere I go

The best song will never get sung
The best life never leaves your lungs
So good, you won't ever know
I never hear it on the radio
Can't hear it on the radio

Phil on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:40 PM

for the record, i don't believe that video was done by wilco i think it's just some chick lip syncing too it or something.

Marc on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 5:55 PM

I think Phil and other might enjoy this clip from Press your Luck. the guy memorized how different squares would light up to ensure the biggest winfalls. He ended up winning the most money in the games history.
http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/44091/

also Japanese police man vs. Darth Vader
http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/44186/

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 6:12 PM

Holy crap, I've missed a lot. Where to begin-
1. Just because I claim to have good taste in music, has nothing to do with good taste in tv and movies. I love tons of crappy movies. But music is different. And wes, shut up about the stone roses, you listen to Puddle of Mudd.
2. Phil, if you consider Shinedown "bad ass," you really are a pussy. Their first album had an edge, much like 3 Doors Down and Nickelback. However, their sophmore albums (and beyond) sounded like 12 year old girls wrote the lyrics.
3. My opinions on Dave Matthews (and similar subsequent "artists") come from high school. The people who listened to DMB were the same who listened to the Grateful dead in high school. They were also the same people who listened to country music in middle school. They were preppy bastards that wanted to like "grungy" music, but just wanted to be cool, so they didn't listen to Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Sound Garden etc. (In retrospect, they were all very commercial bands, at least when I heard their music.)

Jay on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 8:34 PM

For the record, the creepy news anchor is Alexis Denisof, Allyson Hannigan's husband.

Green Baron on Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:06 PM

I just hate it when people are uninformed or choose to remain uninformed about the roots of music. I had some guy yelling at me how much he hated Nirvana because they helped start the grunge revolution and he hated all their fans dressing in grunge and looking like shit. Can you believe that? I told him that was the point; that it was a revolution against cosmetic appeal, the dress-down revolt against the collar and tie. "Here we are Now, Entertain Us" was the anthem of a generation; you've brought us into your world now stop abandoning us by telling us to file in a line and do as we're told. He just stared at me blankly and said, "yah, they sucked."
I could have sworn I was talking to that guy...

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:09 AM

ouch, worst millionaire contestant ever
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/...illionaire8.wmv

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 7:37 AM

good article on a guy Cuban, Douglas and I know. I have also seen him when I make appearances at trivia on Mondays at Flanagans. I believe he is there with Molly's team.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps.../604110408/1002

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 7:39 AM

Barney, you truly speak from the heart.

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

Jerome on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 8:23 AM

Mr. Mom lays the smack down on the Pirates ...
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2404263

Thank goodness Pittsburgh sports has something to cheer about in the cold months ...

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 8:30 AM

They need back barry bonds, bobby bonilla, andy van slyke, john smiley, sid bream, jay bell, zane smith, moises alou and doug drabek

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 8:31 AM

How can I forget Wakefield and Denny Naegle

Marc on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 8:33 AM

Hey, That's the guy on Molly's team I always say he looks like Harry Connick Jr. More in real life than in the picture.

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 8:47 AM

the 5 year old whose bracket kicked your bracket's ass:
http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/9369035/1

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 8:56 AM

Isn't that the guy on Molly's team?

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 9:31 AM

i think that guy may be on molly's team.

oh, new Klosterman article on Barry Bonds:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...huck_klosterman

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 9:32 AM

So I made my little league umpiring debut last night. I had one 11 or 12 year old trash talk me and try to show me up after I rung him up for strike 3. It was the classic throw the arms up and look at me saying, "come on ump." I stalked him back to the dugout until the field umpire intercepted the kid and put him in his place. Nothing better then ripping into a 12 year old kid that thinks he is hot shit. I also got a good burn from some other kid on the field. Inbetween innings I was talking with him and he asked if I played here and I told him I did. my answer to his question how good I was was, "We used to put balls up those outfield trees." He came back with, "Those trees must have been a lot shorter back in your day."

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 9:52 AM

wow, that little kid really brought the wicked burn.

i'd have told the little bastard not to swing next time and I'd put his ass on base with a walk.

douglas on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 9:53 AM

that kid's comment offends me, and I wouldn't smacked him and his parents, b/c i hit quite a few balls up in this trees, and they were NOT short when i was doing it.

douglas on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 9:54 AM

sorry, i would've smacked him and his parents

also, anyone see how i met your mother last night? was that a new episode? i hadn't seen it in a few weeks, but i think it was.

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 9:56 AM

how i met your mother was royally gay. but it also had the advantage of big boobs mcGee being tossed to the curb and hopefully putting an end to the robin fiasco.

although drunk robin in her PJs = BONER TIME

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Douglas, the worst part about st. matthews now, besides the fact that it appears all the players suck, is that there is a Matanich field and a Wienberg field. Are we really that old?

douglas on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 10:00 AM

i just liked barney's quote of the night:
"we can't leave now, we haven't hit legendary hit. We've only hit the Le, we still have the Gen, the Da, and the Ry to go."

douglas on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 10:01 AM

are you kidding me? i knew about weinberg field, but how the hell did larry matanich get a field named after him?

adrian on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 10:04 AM

It is biking time bitches.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Its been biking time off and on for a couple weeks. I've hit up Seneca Park and the Scenic Loop a few times. Prime territory for staring at chicks in sports bras and short shorts.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 10:32 AM

I love this state:

http://www.14wfie.com/Global/story.asp?S=4745209

Jay on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Joe, I just emailed you the A7X tickets. I might not be able to make it, because I am a little delirious, and probably about to go to the hospital. This might also mess with the stagger.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 11:03 AM

I got your email. Let me know if you aren't going so I can try and get someone to go. Also, I am unable to stagger because of an umpiring commitment.

Jay on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 11:06 AM

Okay.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 11:07 AM

What does anybody use to download and burn music to a CD? we are discussing this at work.

douglas on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 11:07 AM

i know a lot of people use limewire.com

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 11:21 AM

i always end up using allofmp3. it cost money, but it's pretty cheap. an album costs $1.00 and you can preview the whole thing.

plus i believe it's backed by the russian mob and I don't think that the RIAA will go after them. The payments are done via a company in virginia, then sent to the allofmp3 people so i've never had a problem with them.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 11:26 AM

You got proof on the Russian mob thing?

Brent on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 11:36 AM

Phil, send me that mp3 we talked about last night.

Brock on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:02 PM

Haven't they built like 4 new fields up at St. Matthews? I haven't been there in about a decade.

Jay, if you are bailing on the Stagger, I need to know, so I can make appropriate travel plans.

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:03 PM

no proof on the mob thing, but get on google and do some searches. the russian mob isn't exactly known for leaving proof of ownership with anything, and frankly speaking any successful business in russia (especially internet based) doesn't exist without the mob getting their hands involved.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:10 PM

They have the 3 original fields, look (11-12 year olds), siegel (10 year olds) and mccandless (13+). they had the t-ball fields back in the back on the other side of the playground which are now matanich (machine) and wienberg (t-ball) fields. way in the back is voll field which is for softball.

Brent on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Phil give me a call real fast

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:39 PM

not sure if anyone has seen this ad, but it gives me the creeps. Slate wrote up an article on it (link via fark)
http://www.slate.com/id/2139572/?nav=ais

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:49 PM

The first search came up with this FAQ:

"I am not going to let my credit card number fall into the hands of Russian mafia". A phrase that appears in almost any discussion about Allofmp3."

This is absolute nonsense. Credit card payments are processed by Chronopay, a third party payment processor in The Netherlands. This company is verified by companies like Visa and Mastercard.

We have been in contact with lots of users. No one has ever reported credit card abuse as a result of payments made to Allofmp3. You are quite safe using your credit card with this company.

-------
I like how they never answer the Russian Mafia question, just that it won't ever be abused.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:51 PM

Russian Mafia??! Preposterous! They would never steal your money!

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:54 PM

well, what they are implying is that the only people that get your credit card is some company in the netherlands (although I believe it might be virginia based now), so the mafia can't actually get a hold of your credit card.

Basically it's set up so you pay the people in the netherlands, they tell allofmp3.com to give you a $25 credit for downloads. Allofmp3 then gets their money from the netherlands.

And frankly speaking, i'd trust the russian mafia with my credit card before I trusted the RIAA.

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 12:57 PM

Concerning Jon Bon Jovi, Wanted Dead or Alive
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/4/6moe.html

Marc on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 1:27 PM

For those who weren't there at Trivia last night. The hot tall chick Lauren (from another team that makes regular multiple trivia outings) in engaged and getting married (Oh by the way, some of us might be going to Savannah for some free booze and bitches at a wedding)...anyway. We finanly saw her fiance, and Brent made the observation that the he looked and reminded him of a "cleaned up" version of phil. Kinda like in Superman 3 were you have the dirty scruffy Superman and the clean-attire, freshly-showered and shaved Superman (this was Brent's stance)
To which Phil replied, "I was Phil, before being Phil was cool."
LEGEND...wait for it...hope you're not lactose-intolerant...DARY!

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 1:34 PM

Talk about you gay frat bands....Jon Bon Jovi.

And yes, I know from experience. My frat was 50% gay, and all of them loved Bon Jovi.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 1:37 PM

so how gay is it when we go to BW's and put 5 dollars in the juke box and play nothing but bon jovi?

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 1:41 PM

What does that give you? 20 songs? So I'd say that makes you about Village People X 4.

We had a Korean gay dude, who would dance to Aqua's Barbie Girl and Bon Jovi only, and it was a strip-tease style for Barbie Girl. Does that give you an indication to how gay it is?

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 1:42 PM

about this gay.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...+in&pl=true

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Nice. I suggest we go to BW3's and play 5 bucks of Britney Spears, Avril Lavine, and other shitty music then leave.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:22 PM

I say we get Mythbusters to perform an expirement to see if it is a myth or not that people who put all DMB on a jukebox are douches.

Jay on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:24 PM

So, i went to the hospital, in an ambulance. Apparently I have the flu, and will be off work the rest of the week. I am not going on the stagger, so it is effectively canceled. Joe, I'll let you know tommorrow about the concert. I would still like to go if I'm feeling better. And typing is much easier when you're not in a fevered delerium.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:35 PM

No stagger, but the bats have dollar beer from 5:30-7 on Friday.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Jay - quit being a pussy. And why did you take an ambulance ride for the flu?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Have you ever had a Korean Elvis at a party though? And although most of How I Met Your Mother was gay, it ended well with Ted fucking things up with Victoria and Robin alike.

Now, we will get to see more legendary stories with Ted, Marshal, and Barney!

Steaksauce.

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:46 PM

ah, and nothing like that going to bed after a night of fucking everything up and not being so drunk that you immediately fall asleep.

It's a terrible feeling.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:47 PM

Chrysler might be trying to start a war, with oil companies. I posted this here instead of in politics, well because it is something we all might want to see.

http://money.cnn.com/2006/04/11/Aut...r_oil/index.htm

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:50 PM

not too surprising considering Chrystler is coming out with an SUV based on the dodge fuckin' durango (16mpg)

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 2:58 PM

Yeah but most cars by Chrysler use the multi-valve shutdown technology. The worst cars for gas mileage are Ford trucks because they are designed for towing so they have more torque that its competitors (Chevy and Dodge).

douglas on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:05 PM

BON JOVI IS NOT GAY!!!!

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Besides, your cars actual fuel economy rarely mimicks what is on the sticker. They base everything on simulations and don't taking into account wack ass drivers who are leadfoots.

http://autos.msn.com/advice/article...ntentid=4023628

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:10 PM

If Bon Jovi isn't gay then B Mac's miata isn't purple

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:10 PM

So of course the Big Oil can say we haven't improved because they aren't looking at the actual numbers to begin with.

Just another example of there are 3 things in this world; statistics, damn statistics, and lies.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:10 PM

It's midnight blue bitches.

douglas on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:13 PM

thank you wes, you beat me to the post

Barry on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:20 PM

saw the new playboy with the fsu cowgirl chick and i must say i'm a little disappointed. only one picture, no bush. though she is topless and in a catholic school girl outfit which is nice. you might appreciate it wes.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:29 PM

I was just at borders and saw the cover. It wasn't too shabby.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:30 PM

Do pitchers get credit for batting? Because I would pick up arroyo right now if nobody has him, he was batting 1.000 with 2 home runs until he just grounded out.

Barry on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:32 PM

yeah, it's actually the top ten party schools issue (wisconsin's #1 for those curious) and fsu is in the top ten so there is one picture of her. The girl on the cover goes to san diego state

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:39 PM

pitchers don't. I have mulder who hit one last night.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 3:59 PM

that's my 4th walk today that I'm not getting credit for....

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Look at a walk as not hurting your average.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:02 PM

nope, too easy. I got bench all my players and not hurt my average.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:04 PM

And of course, average doesn't count either.

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:06 PM

but a walk can setup a run

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:08 PM

Also can setup a stolen base

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:13 PM

M. Ali sold 80% of his name to a marketing firm for $50M dollars.

http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/5495890

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Also can setup a double play.

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:14 PM

or the infield fly rule

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Or can set up a caught stealing, or nothing at all, considering that the player has to make it 3 more bases, which is what happened most of the time.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:17 PM

Maybe The Prophet said quit fucking everything up you damn extremist.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiap...last/index.html

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:18 PM

For the infield fly rule you need runners on at least first and second with less then two outs.

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:22 PM

for some reason I thought you only needed someone on first, but that doesn't make sense.

my question is how high does the ball have to go to be considered a "fly" does a really weakly hit looper count? higher than a 45 degree angle?

joe on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Can't be a bunt. Umpires judgement. Basically, it is still in the infield if the infielder does not turn his back to routinely catch it.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:27 PM

I love the Caltech-MIT rivalry.

http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_st..._100201737.html

Jerome on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:31 PM

I'm watching last night's How I Met Your Mother. The reporter dude just looks weird to me when he's not speaking with an English accent ... and I just revealed myself as a Whedon nerd.

Phil on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:33 PM

from this page: http://www.qcbaseball.com/baseball_..._fly_rule1.aspx

There's an additional rule that applies to an intentionally dropped ball including line drives and fly balls when the infield fly rule is not called. This rule states that the batter is out if a defensive player intentionally drops the ball with the intention of gaining a defensive advantage by not catching it. An example is there's a runner on first and a line drive is hit to the shortstop close to second base. The shortstop drops the ball in order to try and turn a double play. This rule differs from the infield fly rule in a number of ways:

* This rule can apply with a runner on first base or first and third in addition to the force plays listed for the infield fly rule
* This rule can be called by the umpire after the play occurs. An infield fly rule must be called when the ball is in the air.
* Once the umpire has made the call, the ball is dead and the base runners must return to their original bases. They cannot advance on the play.


that's the weird rule I was wondering about.

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:39 PM

Philco - that is pretty easy to tell, and is the umps call.

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:41 PM

is there an infield fly rule in the MLB or are you talking about some softball league?

Bigworm on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 4:51 PM

how bored must one be?

http://www.break.com/index/firehead10.html

Green Baron on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 5:33 PM

Yeah! Muslim extremists with Nuc's!!
This will certainly make the 6 o'clock news more interesting from now on.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...clear_iran_dc_8

Brock on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 5:36 PM

Woo-hoo! I can read and post on NattySci while using the flow cytometer now!

Marc on Tuesday, April 11, 2006 at 11:35 PM

Wow, Al Gore can actually be exciting
http://www.apple.com/trailers/param...ttruth/trailer/

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 8:28 AM

The infield fly rule is a major league rule. You can just let the ball intentionally drop. However, if you let it hit your glove and intentionally let it fall out the batter is still out. For instance, First and second no outs and the batter pops up a bunt. I am going to play it as a short hop and then throw to third. It is an easy double play and possible triple play because the runners are freezing while the ball is in the air. At bellarmine we had a second baseman, Curtis Davis, who took a line drive of his glove picked it up then tried to turn a double play. Umpire said the only way to do that is to play it off your chest.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:26 AM

For my own piece of mind..when did James Blunt go on SNL?

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:27 AM

Here's the next blockbuster after Snakes on a Plane starring Mace Windu.

Cocaine on a plane.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060412...venezuela_drugs

Phil on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:34 AM

James Blunt went on SNL sometime in December

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Okay so Abby and I liked James Blunt prior to SNL.

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:38 AM

he sold out

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:38 AM

that is the good thing with XM radio..they play some popular music with a mix of "new" artists who are primed for the move.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:39 AM

R.E.M. never sold out though!

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:40 AM

REM sold out when they went on Seasame Street and did "Shiny Happy Monsters"

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:42 AM

Joe - shut that crazy talk!

I hope they take her baby from her.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...y.ap/index.html

douglas on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:44 AM

looks like somebody got a blowjob last night:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5497118

douglas on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:49 AM

wonder if any UK boosters are gonna' have trouble sleeping tonight:
http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5493782

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Arroyo knows that chicks dig the long ball.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/wcStor...ntentId=5495998

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Chicks do dig the longball

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MRs60GZ1...e%20long%20ball

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 11:03 AM

4 minor leaguers get 50 game suspensions.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2405455

were the 2 in the Reds organization Riverbats?

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 11:06 AM

They aren't on the current roster

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 11:15 AM

1986 World Series reenacted with RBI Baeball characters:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rOOaWDSc...=rbi%20baseball

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Jazz musician Herbie Hancock is 66. Rock singer John Kay (Steppenwolf) is 62. Actor Ed (Al Bundy) O'Neill is 60. Author Tom Clancy is 59. Talk show host David Letterman is 59. Singer David Cassidy is 56. Actor Andy Garcia is 50. Rock Actress Shannen Doherty is 35. Rock musician Guy Berryman (Coldplay) is 28 and gay. Actress Claire Danes is 27.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 11:51 AM

"Rock musician Guy Berryman (Coldplay) is 28 and gay"

nice add Joe.

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 12:50 PM

Country Legend Vince Gill is 49 and gay

Jerome on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 12:52 PM

C'mon, Douglas ... you know better. Kris Benson didn't get a blow job last night. NO BALL PLAYER EVER has a good game the day after bustin' a nut.

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 12:58 PM

I'd believe him Douglas....he's blown a lot of ball players.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 1:08 PM

Too easy right Baron?

Now only if it was The Desert Fox who made that comment.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 1:36 PM

The highest percentage of its population that subscribes to broadband is...that's right you guessed it....ICELAND!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/intern...reut/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 1:47 PM

This kid might just be the biggest pussy on the face of the earth. Pick yourself up bitch. You plot your revenge then put the fear of God in them.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/04/...teabagging.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 1:50 PM

I think we should all quit our jobs and become lifestyle consultants.

Learn to live life, the Natty Sci way.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20...onciergeservice

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Girl thinks she is Shakira. Keep practicing honey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbgt...amp;t=t&f=b

douglas on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 2:33 PM

no, benson gets blowjobs after wins, not before, he's admitted he doesn't have sex on days before games.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 2:41 PM

The big question is does he fuck on a winning streak?

douglas on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 2:45 PM

i dont think his wife could go that long w/o sex

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 2:45 PM

nobody fucks with a winning streak.

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:01 PM

I think that tradition started with Steinbrenner:
"I don't get laid, NO ONE GETS LAID!"

douglas on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:02 PM

sports guy mailbag:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060412
new sports guy means it's time for me to go shit, be back later...

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:06 PM

By the way, why do you guys care about Anna and Kris Benson to begin with?

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:13 PM

It combines two of my favorite things: baseball and big boobed chicks

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:15 PM

There you go Bin Laden..some old rotten poonanny for you.

http://www.mumbaimirror.com/nmirror...411200621149328

Barry on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:32 PM

nice
Q: Wily Mo Pena is the Red Sox version of Pedro Cerrano from "Major League." Cerrano can't hit the curve and Willy Mo swings and misses at every high-and-outside pitch thrown. He'd swing at 60 of them in a row. We need to get him a Jobu doll and some bat hats.
--George Rowlinson, Boston



SG: On the bright side, this could lead to Wily Mo potentially playing the President on "24," doing some Allstate commercials and serving as the emergency getaway driver in "Heat 2: She's Got A Great Ass, and You Got Your Head All The Way Up It!"

Barry on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:37 PM

additionally, i enjoy the sports guy's rants on "friends" as i too hate that show.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Friends was by far the worst show ever created. They sold out from day 1.

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:47 PM

On a side note, Teachers as been fairly decent so far.

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:49 PM

I don't know about Teachers. I watched a couple episodes and I wasn't very thrilled.

douglas on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:53 PM

teachers is pretty good, but I can see it losing steam very quickly, i hope it doesn't though cuz i don't have anything else to watching between 9 and 10 on tuesdays.

joe on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 3:55 PM

scrubs was on from 9-10 on Tuesdays for a while. I find scrubs way better then teachers.

douglas on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 4:02 PM

yeah, but it's not anymore

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Snakes on a Plane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUgl...p;search=snakes

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 4:22 PM

I guess Indiana Jones isn't alone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvGO...p;search=snakes

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 4:36 PM

New trailer for Snakes on a Plane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjo0...p;search=snakes

Green Baron on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 5:24 PM

Man, those new special effects they added are the shit!

Bigworm on Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 9:30 PM

Yeah once I saw that, I knew I had to see SOAP!

Wing Commander on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 8:40 AM

A parody of a song that touches a lot of points in Phil's life:

http://www.alldumb.com/item/26684/

Sorry if this has already been posted...you douchebags can kiss my ass.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Nice. That's pretty good Wade.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 9:50 AM

I think this girl and Shakira might need to hold a shake your ass dance off.

http://www.alldumb.com/item/26772/

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 9:55 AM

Okay, this dude is amazing!

http://www.alldumb.com/item/26671/

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:00 AM

this is what I call exercising Natty Sci style:
http://www.break.com/index/bb7452.html

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:12 AM

amazing honda ad, this is not computer graphics, all for real. took 606 takes to get just right, cost six million to make, and every part comes from two hand made honda accords. if you wonder about the windshield wipers (you'll see what I mean) apparently the new accords have automatic sensors where the wipers go off once it starts raining.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/honda.php

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:13 AM

And Philco strikes again!

http://www.smthop.com/articles1deta...asp?NewsNum=780

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:22 AM

where the fuck is everybody?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Hmmm...good question..Normally Joe has posted about 10 things by now.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Anyone listened to Hurt before?

Green Baron on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:36 AM

I saw that Honda ad before, I still call bullshit, especially with the wheel rolling uphill, it just doesn't have the momentum.

Anyway,
Brokeback Mountain that I've already bought my tickets for:
http://www.apechild.com/2006/04/bro...2_the_fur_t.php

Green Baron on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:36 AM

Oh, and I don't trust Honda....ever since WWII

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:39 AM

Rock Kills Kid - Paralyzed is pretty good.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:40 AM

RKK - reminds me of The Killers - and I liked them years ago fuckers!

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Okay, this is kind of wierd! Where the fuck is everyone? Did someone die and did people forget to tell us?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:48 AM

Good news for you Joe.

Outsourcing saves less than earlier anticipated.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060413.../outsourcing_dc

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:01 AM

The math to a nice ass.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191622,00.html

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:12 AM

I'm not sure if this is real, however, if so pretty funny.

http://www.break.com/index/springboard.html

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Douglas - I think it is time we start looking in the local jail for Joe and Philco.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:28 AM

I'm here. Been in meetings from 9:30 till now.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Glad to see you are alive Joe.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:40 AM

Good to be alive. Any good jobs out there?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Why what is happening to yours?

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I just have little faith here. And I think they are becoming convinced I am retarded.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:50 AM

They need to get rid of 9 people in an undisclosed amount of time and they claim that attrition will take care of it. They said there will be no layoffs.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:51 AM

9 people from your department or in the entire louisville office?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Do you not think that 9 people will retire or die?

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:53 AM

9 of the 46 here. Our manager claims that 9 people will move on to a new job by choice in the time period, but I think he is just trying to make us feel good.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:53 AM

Joe - might want to check out these places.

www.greaterlouisvilleworks.com

www.careerbuilder.com

www.monster.com

hotjobs.yahoo.com

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:53 AM

I think 9 is just the beginning too.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:55 AM

20% cut - damn yeah I see your concern.

Joe - if I were you I'd look at Humana. check out their job board on humana.com

insurance companies are great places to work and they are HQ here in Louisville.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:57 AM

It was one of those damn meetings where we got the BS don't be worried. We see through your lies. I might only have half a brain but I can see the big picture.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Yeah, I went through a staff reduction at Advanced Chemtech/ Advanced SynTech. They aren't much fun.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:09 PM

When you see a postion titled "financial analyst" what do you think that means. That is a pretty broad title that I see put on lots of jobs.

Marc on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:11 PM

It's a good day to be walking around UofL. Its nice and warm, so the ladies are wearing the shorts and tank tops. The booby shirts are also out. I'm so glad they're back. So many hot young girls, I forget why I'm supposed to be here. Oh well. I could take another couple years of this if I had to.

I've had a "reduction meeting" in the past. They actually sent everyone they were letting go into one conference room, and everyone else into the cafeteria. They told us the ones in the conference room were getting let go. And then a week later, they told us to work harder and faster. (This was towards the beginning when I was putting in 12 - 16 hours days, bailing them out while it took them 6 months to get permission to hire new people. We (the night people of my department) almost all quit. The closest I'd ever gotten to a union or striking.) It was like being whipped by musclely guy with black turbins as we mine under the sacred temple, until we could wait for Indiana Jones to save us. (okay, I went on a tangent, sue me.)

Marc on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:13 PM

I regularly look at my bank account balance, my 401k, and CDs, I regularly know how much money I have and am worth. I am a financial analyst.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:14 PM

I found on Bellarmine's website an Analyst postion at UFPC, a distributor for Yum. Best part is they are located next to Home Depot on Breckenridge Lane 2 minutes from my house. That is going on the list.

Marc on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:17 PM

Hey I found a job in Louisville that I could probably get "Nightclub Video Dee Jay" doesn't say where or what club, but third shift (obviously) and I meet the listed requirements.

Where do they have VIDEO DJs in town?

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:19 PM

joe i'm telling you, look into a high school baseball coach position...or perhaps softball...you get older they stay the same age.

Brent on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:22 PM

Hey Joe, I know Summit Energy has been hiring a lot lately, you guessed it, "financial analyst," anyway you might want to look into it.

http://www.summitenergy.com/

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:23 PM

Financial analyst, business analyst, analyst..you crunch numbers. A math degree should be more than qualified you would think.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:23 PM

Hey, they rejected me a year ago

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:24 PM

older brothers are assholes

After Greg watched Brian move through an agility drill on his rebuilt knee, he complimented him on his quickness. In fact, he said Brian seemed even quicker on the knee that required a ligament grafted from a cadaver.

"Looks like they got one from somebody faster than you," Greg Brohm said.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Maybe I'll just bartend and umpire

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Joe - however no you have real world business experience from a well-known company. You have improved your resume, greatly from the last go around I assure you. Joe - how long have you been at Chase?

Green Baron on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:33 PM

Take the time to get into ripped shape, then go out for Chippendales. Yah, you get the older ladies, but they do pay a lot more than high school girls. Plus, the older the berry the sweeter the juice.

Craig Jones: Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smokey: Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too.

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:44 PM

or you could get really fat, but take a lot of dance lessons and become a chippendale's dancer (as long as patrick swayze isn't trying out too).

adrian on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:44 PM

I hit the trails of waverly park this morning and it kicked my ass...

Waverly - 1
Adrian - 0

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:44 PM

Wow, some hot tan blonde chick with big boobs just started working down the hall in the next department today.

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:47 PM

better idea...be a japanese cow

"The Japanese cows are raised on a special diet, including beer and grain"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/...don/4894952.stm

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:48 PM

uh oh joe your job might be in trouble afterall. i'd take the hot tan blonde chick over you (no offense)

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 12:51 PM

this tyrus thomas #1 crap is starting to piss me off
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2006/index

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:17 PM

I had sex in Waverly Park once.

Brock- 69
Waverly Park- 0

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:18 PM

Wes, while your job hunting for Joe, find me something. I wish Louisville and Kentucky wasn't so backwater and would get a couple of biotech firms there. I don't want to have to move to California or DC.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Brock - I'll see what I can do. Eli Lill is up in Indianapolis, anything up there you can do?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:21 PM

Brock what is your area of specialty again?

remember the James Graham Brown Cancer Research Center is in Louisville.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:30 PM

pretty good.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,191621,00.html

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:38 PM

The Brown Cancer Center is just a fancy name for the UofL medical research school. That's academia, which blows... I want to make money.

My area of specialty is molecular biology, biochemistry, developmental biology, and immunology. Antibody research would work as well. ApoImmune is in Louisville, but I don't know how big they are.

Cincinnati has Procter and Gamble, but they just closed out a bunch of their research division. There is also Meridian Biosciences.

Maybe I should just cut lawns.

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:45 PM

i say give him life in prison. execute him and he's a martyr. surely there are guys in jail that lost family that day. let those guys make him squeel like a pig for a few decades then shank him.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060413...HNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:46 PM

This looks like a pretty cool game:

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy...p;mode=previews

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:46 PM

brock the lab next to ours is doing AIDS research, but again that's academia.

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:50 PM

did anyone else think south park was hilarious last night? the manatees were an odd touch, but i laughed throughout the episode.

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 1:51 PM

The Die-Pod

http://flickr.com/photos/rexblog/122240680/

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:23 PM

So the hot chick sits in the path to the water cooler. Water drinkage has increased so much around here. We just had 6 guys standing around the water cooler speechless, but we all knew why we were there.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:27 PM

hmmmm....interesting test here Joe. What causes less productivity, Nattysci.com or the hot chick next door?

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:30 PM

i'd venture to say on the whole, the hot chick, purely based on the number of employees at joe's office not working to check her out. i'm sure this surpasses the number that visit nattysci. though it's possible that the amount of work joe misses while on nattysci could surpass the amount of work the rest of the office misses by checking out the hot chick.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:35 PM

I got my money on nattysci.com

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:36 PM

Does anyone know where in the hell Philco is?

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:40 PM

O'shea's?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Ranking the top 10 pitching combos in the MLB.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu.../content.1.html

Jay on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:43 PM

I'm back, bitches! Joe, have you been able to print out those tickets?

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:47 PM

I printed out the tickets and I am driving the 1977 piss yellow Cougar tonight. We're rollin' in style tonight bitches!!!

Barry on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:48 PM

also, do you count just the time spent at the water cooler actually looking or do you include travel time and time spent back at the desk thinking about how hot she is, etc? Don't forget time spent giggling with the other guys in the office, coming up for nicknames for her boobies, and saying giggity giggity.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:49 PM

Hey you're crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:49 PM

i mean damn, i've been pining for a job for months now and nobody's offered any hookups....
joe, my dad is good friends with the HR lady at summit energy, don't take this the wrong way, but don't press your luck there, they rejected me out of college too, and they rejected me again a couple months ago, and I've got professional sales experience coupled with a hookup. of course i don't have a math degree so that might help u a litte bit, but i think they want people with more experience based on what she told me.

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:50 PM

what's the chick's name? u know yet? we had an extremely hot, tanned, big tittied chick quit a week and a half ago....

Jay on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Apparently, the dragon stagger is still going to happen, and they keep trying to convince me to go. You all can still go if you want, but I'm pretty much down for the count.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:56 PM

I'm pretty sure they rejected Cuban too

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:56 PM

Douglas what is going on with the bats game tomorrow?

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:58 PM

just talked to cuban, he's meeting at my place at 4:30-5pm, and we'll head out there, bmac's going too, but he's probably meeting at the stadium. lots of $1 beer before 7:30, so I'm gonna' try and get dino to drive

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:58 PM

i got ran over by the sinus-train this morning and took so much allergy medicine i think i'm hungover

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 2:58 PM

u down to go out afterward?

Jay on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:02 PM

Seriously, this post has over 1200 comments. If I was more creative, I'd make a new one.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:04 PM

I will go out. I'm gonna see what my dad is doing, he mentioned the game. but I do have to umpire Saturday morning for 6 hours too. Might not mix. Plus I got to see what my allergies are doing. I hardly have a voice plus with this concert tonight. I have gone through 3 day quil's and a ny quil this week. I am game for going out afterwards for a while.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:04 PM

Phil that wasn't sinus medication that was beer

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:08 PM

shit, i'd rather be hungover. at least you can drink some gatorade and take a freakin' tylenol.

Jay on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:11 PM

Actually, Phil, you shouldn't take acetomeniphine with alcohol. I could fuck up your liver...you know what, nevermind. Go for it.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:22 PM

With sinus problems take a dr. pepper, a baby ruth, a cherry cough drop and some cherry day quil. works wonders. I called 12 innings of baseball on it. Snot Rockets are a crowd favorite too

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:22 PM

it's not fucked up enough already?

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:23 PM

klosterman article on bonds, pretty good:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...osterman/060411

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:28 PM

so having a sinus headache makes me pleasent. I went to arby's for lunch and it took over 20 minutes to place and receive my order solely because the fat bitch who was working the radio and window was a stupid cunt. my food sat there just out of arm's reach for over 5 minutes while I waited to pay. here's the e-mail I just sent to arby's:

I pulled up behind a car around 2:20 in the drive thru. By 2:25 they had taken her order. By 2:30 they had taken mine. At this point I decided that the employees were trying to set a record for apathy so I started my cell phone timer. I sat behind the mini van for 7 minutes and 43 seconds before she received her order. After that I sat 5 feet from my food for 5 minutes waiting to pay. That was the worst part. I knew my food was ready (as was two other bags for the car behind me), but it just sat there waiting for me. I contemplated trying to just reach into the drive thru window and grabbing my food myself and just leaving 5 bucks and not worrying about the change, but I determined it was too far way. Thankfully I was greated by a friendly "it's 3.70." I gave the lady working the window my 5 dollars and she responded "here" and handed me my food. Really a legendary display of apathy.

Because I sat for so long I was able to watch the employees and I figured out based on the black polo shirt the kind lady who hates the fact that I decided to get food at that particlar establishment was a manager. I'm not typically one to complain, but seeing as I do really enjoy the ham and swiss sub and this arby's is only a block from my work it really sucks that it would probably be faster to find an arby's within 10 miles of my office and go there instead.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Sometimes just after the lunch rush you just hate dealing with people. 2:30 at mcallisters I was ready to shoot anybody taht came in. I'm thinking fuckers go away. What did I do to deserve this?

Jay on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:35 PM

Phil or Adrian, I keep getting a internet window that keeps coming up with this message:

Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_STRING, expecting T_OLD_FUNCTION or T_FUNCTION or T_VAR or '}' in /usr/local/www/data/trafc-2.1/advdb/cmps.php on line 3


Is this a bad thing?

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:36 PM

i know what the bitch at arby's did to deserve it. she got knocked up by some thug when she was 15, dropped out of high school and was only fucker stupid enough to stay at arby's long enough to get "promoted" to manager.

then she got fat eating too many fucking arby melts and sucking homeless guys' cocks.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:39 PM

How do you know she just doesn't have a poly sci degree

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:39 PM

i did a google search of trafc-2.1 and all the results were russian.

next time the window comes up right click on it click properties. then post the url and law & order : natty sci will be on the case

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:40 PM

well it goes without saying that anyone working fast food has a 50% chance of having a poli sci degree

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:41 PM

Douglas - check out humana amigo!

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:47 PM

Philco - my allergies were horrible so i finally decided to do something about it. My allergies were one of my main reasons why I use to snore so badly, however, Abby says that has improved dramatically since I began getting the allergy shots and on a script, Clarinex. In fact, I ran out of clarinex, and recently realized how well it works because my head has been so congested lately.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:47 PM

Philco - in other words go to an allergy specialist.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:52 PM

So i am curious what people said about me when i was slow at McAllister's wearing a black polo shirt?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:54 PM

They probably thought you were a Poly Sci degree holder. Those stupid fuckers, you're a math guy.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Wes, you still snore like a loud mother fucker. Ran Joanna out of the room last weekend.

Green Baron on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:55 PM

I used to work at Arby's. We sucked at service, but that was because we cooked everything fresh. But if the food was ready, it was given to you. That sounds pretty shitty to me though.
My favorite trick at Arby's was when some dude pulled up to the window and his passenger was completely tied up and gagged with duct tape attempting to scream for help. Quite funny.

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 3:59 PM

working at a deli is a pain in the ass. being a manager at arby's and being the person who takes the money is no reason to be a miserable twat. the bitch is probably upset because last time she got laid the homeless guy stuck it in her ass fat instead of her pooper.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:05 PM

That's cause I was drunk and off my meds.

When I drink it is worse, especially with Bourbon.

Sorry Joanna.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:05 PM

Do you just not think before you speak or have you accepted the fact someone is going to stab you eventually?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:07 PM

Joe - I thin we can all say, none of us have used our brain in the past 4 years.

Jay on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Wes, I'm thinking like the past eight years.

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Going on 9...

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:19 PM

huh, apparently i got dixie's phone number last night

interesting.

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:20 PM

so it isn't a sinus infection it is herpes, gonorrhea, syphillis....

Jay on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Yeah, it was just your sinuses. You weren't drinking at all.

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:23 PM

trust me, i'd rather be hung over

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:24 PM

so you got dixie's number, huh? your dick itching yet?

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:25 PM

I don't think a sinus infection burns when you pee

joe on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Jay, I am outta here

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:25 PM

my arm's itching from where she hugged me.

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Dixie is her real name?

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:31 PM

it's denise actually, but her pimp calls her dixie and it just kinda stuck

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:34 PM

My Dixie Wrecked..that's her real name right Philco?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:37 PM

Yeah, and I'm the Sofa King

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:38 PM

surprisingly i saw her at wet willies, but she wasn't out slutting it up. she had like a t-shirt and jeans on. i think i had a temporary lapse of judgement and gave her the benefit of the doubt of not being a raging whore.

either that or i just need to get laid stat

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Who is Dixie?

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:43 PM

just found out that my old company just sold the fesoterodine drug i was working on to Pfizer for $110M dollars. They also get royalties on that drug and the other drug Pfizer was working on.

Looks like they will make more $$$$ selling it to Pfizer than on their own.

Good for Schwarz.

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:45 PM

I've got vacation next week. If anyone's interested in sneaking off work and going to a Red's day game next Wed, give me a call. Or they're playing both MOn and Tues night.


Dixie is part of the famed Bellarmine Baseball Ho Train

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:46 PM

Look at it this way Philco - you do dixie it is like sleeping with Douglas.

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:52 PM

oh, i have no intentions of sleeping with dixie. i probably just did the standard "it was good to see you, we should hang out sometime" at which point she told me to call her.

so i went looking for a picture of her like on the bellarmine golf page or something. no luck but on page two of google for her name there is a mention "looking for vocalist/lyricist" on UltimateTalent by a Dixie Walden from Bowling Green Kentucky. But the site is down.

Did find this though. The internet is a scary place.
http://www.butlerenterprises.net/Di...ie%20Butler.htm

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 4:56 PM

Douglas - did you ever bone dixie?

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 5:03 PM

never touched her, and i resent that, i'm not near as big a ho as that hobag is

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 5:07 PM

Sorry buddy.

So, it is actually worse than sleeping with Douglas.

Bigworm on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 5:08 PM

Sorry Douglas - I assumed you boned her since she was a bball ho train.

Phil on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 5:10 PM

i mentioned getting my phone number to my coworker trish (who's 37 btw) and here's the conversation:

trish: so you gonna call her
me: no
trish: why not?
me: she's a big whore
trish: well, you should keep her number then in in case you get lonely

douglas on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 5:17 PM

i never inducted dixie into the ho train, however i certainly did my part with some of the other members. i made them the ho train before they had a name

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 5:33 PM

I'll be up for some Reds games next week since half my fantasy team is made up of them. Besides, I don't really work anyway. Well, except for today, I think. Shit, I have to give a seminar tomorrow.

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 5:33 PM

Chris, why have you been posting since 3? Don't you have homeless people to kill?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 5:54 PM

I just figured out greenknuckles.com, so I can get to the site from any computer. Now when I'm waiting for these people to die in the ICU, I can pass time on the sci.

Guess who's coming to Riverbend.....Def leppard with special guest Journey!!!

Brock on Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 10:18 PM

Behind the times Crew, I announced that wicked lineup a week ago. Are we going? One armed drummer!

Young Chuck Norris for all you fans:
http://www.videocodezone.com/videos...uck_norris.html

Marc on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 2:52 AM

Brent and I rocked out Karaoke at Flanagans with "Jump by Kris Kross. I was the migiddy migiddy migiddy migiddy Mac Daddy. and Brent was the D-A-DOUBLE D-Y-M-A-C.

douglas on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 9:32 AM

that's a classic from the fourth grade, that and of course, "i missed the bus."

douglas on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 9:38 AM

dude, it's almost 10 and no posts, how the fuck am I supposed to slack off on a beautiful Fri. if no one's on the Sci?

Jay on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Marc, Joe and I were up at wicks last night. If I would have known you were there, I would have stopped by.

adrian on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 10:23 AM

A little JFK revisted...

http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Zapru...e_UP_77950.html

douglas on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 10:58 AM

seriously, where is everybody?

Green Baron on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 11:38 AM

Oh, by the way Phil,

I believe the Arby's in Louisville are owned by RTM, not Arby's inc. I worked for RTM.

http://www.rtminc.com/All_CEO.htm

You might want to double check; because Arby's will just trash your letter.

Phil on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 11:41 AM

o rly? e-mail received just now!

I'm the owner of the Arby's at 1075 Bardstown Rd.

Very concerned about your visit !

Girl in Drive Thru was not a Mngr. but a recently new hourly hire.

The cause of the delay was two fish sandwiches....made to order after 2:00 pm.

She should of pulled car up...she has now been re-trained !

Thank you for bringing this to my attn. My son [name removed] Manages the restaurant.

Next time you come in, ask for him, or myself, [name removed], we'll be glade to give you your

favorite Ham & Swiss sub FREE !

Phil on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 11:48 AM

btw, that was one of the more interesting e-mails I've ever received. I think it's complete bullshit because my food just sat there waiting for her to take my order. i think he harbors resentment regarding the fish sandwiches.

oh well, someone read it my stupid complaint.

Green Baron on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Like I said, I BELIEVE, never said I was infallible.

You can tell the difference between RTM and Arby's whether they serve Coke or Pepsi, RTM has a contract with Coke, Arby's with Pepsi.

And if you were wondering, RTM stands for "Results Through Motivation". So you get blowjobs when you do good work, you get flogged when you are bad.

Green Baron on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 11:55 AM

The Russ Umphenour story is a good one too. The dude was a counter dude at Arby's, worked himself up to Manager, then purchased 11 Arby's restaurants that were going to close because of lack of business. He cleaned them up and turned them into money-generating power houses, and then expanded, as you can see, to own 895 restaurants and has become a multi-millionaire.

It was funny when we used to get calls at our store (which he visited one time in his life) for him asking if he wanted to buy magazine subscriptions. That's how I got my subscriptions to Playboy at 16.

Green Baron on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 12:11 PM

I also hope you realize Phil, that as soon as you mention that it was you that wrote the letter, you will be getting the "special sauce" on that sub of yours.

Phil on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 12:20 PM

oh, i'd never go in there looking for the owner or the manager to get a free $2.50 sub. not worth the effort or the risk.

Brock on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Will anything be going on later, like after the Bats game? I probably won't be rolling into town until 10 or so.

Phil on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 2:35 PM

i just got my ass handed to me on support (I'm on call this weekend) so I don't think I'll be at the bats game. But I'm for whatever afterwards

Bigworm on Friday, April 14, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Sorry for not posting fellas, but I have been outside taking advantage of this beautiful day. I knew Good Friday would come in handy for something, i.e. work holiday.

douglas on Saturday, April 15, 2006 at 11:38 AM

so yeah, i was a drunk idiot last night

Phil on Saturday, April 15, 2006 at 12:13 PM

add me to the "drunk idiot" category last night.

Bigworm on Saturday, April 15, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Add me to the "I wish I was a drunk idiot" category for last night.

Cheryl on Saturday, April 15, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Brock--Thanks for bringing us home last night.

Hangovers suck.

Brock on Saturday, April 15, 2006 at 3:12 PM

You know, the best way to counter a hangover... besides WHITIES! is to drink again tonight!

RISK challenge?

The folks basement has been cleaned up, so the ping-pong, foosball, and shuffleboard are open for business... along with a functioning bathroom. Any interested parties?

Phil on Sunday, April 16, 2006 at 11:54 AM

if someone with a gmail account could go here http://www.google.com/calendar/render and search for Natty Sci I'd appreciate it...

Brent on Sunday, April 16, 2006 at 12:41 PM

I searched Public Calendars and nothing was found.

Phil on Sunday, April 16, 2006 at 1:54 PM

if anyone is so inclind, try going into the google calendar ui and adding this calendar: http://www.google.com/calendar/ical...om/public/basic

Phil on Sunday, April 16, 2006 at 1:55 PM

btw, you'll probably have to right click the url and choose "copy url to clipboard" or whatever.

Marc on Sunday, April 16, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Wow, Natty Sci has an online calendar of events now. We're going global baby.

Brock on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 1:31 AM

Very cool. The calender also has listed 2 of the 3 biggest Natty Sci holidays: Blow Up St. Matthews and Marc's Birthday

Phil on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 8:57 AM

i put in as many birthday's that I could remember. unfortunetly that's like 5 birthdays. can you guys edit it?

joe on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 9:14 AM

I get this message when I try to open the calendar:

Windows cannot open this file. To open winodows needs to know which program created the file.

What the hell do I do?

douglas on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 9:23 AM

when i try to get to it i get an error message saying the site is unavailable and can't be found

joe on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 9:43 AM

So I woke up one morning this weekend and was flipping throught the channels on the TV and stopped on VH1 top 20 countdown. The band from hatemetoday.com has cracked teh top 20. what was it Blue October "hate me"?

Jay on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Yeah, that's the song. Of course it doesn't rock as hard as "Graduation day" and "Beating heart baby" by Head Automatic.

Phil on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:01 AM

I think this is about the funniest billboard I've ever seen:
http://www.gawker.com/news/photos/o...dday-167298.php

Jay on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Marc, look up that band. You would like them. They're gay. Phil, you might like them too.

Apparently my coworkers almost got arrested for PI on the dragon stagger. Had we been there, they would have been shot.

joe on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:07 AM

it is actually head automatica, 1 new letter but just as gay. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_Automatica Also, O.A.R. is playing a concert here for derby.

Green Baron on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:13 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060416..._ge/exxon_pay_7

Ahhhh, so that is where my $3/gallon is going, to pay this guy's 15 beach homes. Well, he does need some sun.

When is this shit going to end?

Jay on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Way to go, captain obvious.

Jay on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:17 AM

Way to go, captain retard, I forgot the article.

http://www.medpagetoday.com/Pediatr...renting/tb/3098

Green Baron on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:31 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060416...ermany_cat_dc_3

This article could be rewritten from the cat's perspective.

"Cat freezing to death ignored when human baby rescued instead of cat upon meowing for help"

Brent on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Phil, I could open it and edit it, although, the link didnt work for me, I had to just go into my own calendar and add the natty sci.

Green Baron on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:41 AM

Since not all of us live anywhere near Wick's or Flanagan's, I went ahead and added all my events to the calender.

douglas on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:44 AM

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=833

I really just like this part:

The Gulfstream G200, one of the preferred private jets for condescending Hollywood brats like Julia Roberts, burns more fuel in one trip from New York to Los Angeles than driving a Hummer for an entire year, so Julia Roberts wanting credit for bringing her own fancy cup to Starbucks is like a rapist wanting credit because he put in a mix tape.

joe on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Today's Birthdays: Rock singer Maynard James Keenan (Tool) is 42. Actor William Mapother (from louisville)is 41. Actress Singer Liz Phair is 39. Rapper-actor Redman is 36. Actress Jennifer Garner ("Alias") is 34. Singer Victoria Adams Beckham (Posh? Spice) is 32.

joe on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Phil, I can't get the stats page that requires the password to load up.

Phil on Monday, April 17, 2006 at 11:41 AM

i created a new post because this one was getting rediculous

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