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Bush Cover

Posted by Phil on May 25th, around lunchtime | 427 comments

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Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 1:55 PM

they have a nice interview with the producters up on the EA Sports site too:
http://www.easports.com/ncaa07/news.jsp

(and yes, these covers do provide me with a lazy way to create a new post once the old ones get too long)

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 1:56 PM

we are also rapidly approaching 20,000 comments. This is comment number 19,368

Jerome on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:01 PM

We've got BUSH!!

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:09 PM

and Bush Light

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:09 PM

and all Bush Products!

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Genny's?

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:19 PM

i'm down

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:33 PM

OSU fans use the computer at the library
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/yout...-day-176349.php

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:41 PM

it gets real good at the 3:50 mark and make sure to check out the keywords at the bottom of the article...

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:42 PM

that was awesome

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:43 PM

b-mac's future:
http://www.insomniacslounge.com/200...p-and-harm.html

Jay on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 2:50 PM

I was actually thinking we should go there tonight.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Okay so what time are you going to Genny's and what times are the movies? Not sure if I will make either because apparently I have to open in the morning.

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:10 PM

i could be down for the movie, it's not like i'm gonna work hard tomorrow or anything

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:13 PM

I'll probably do genny's but not the movie

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:23 PM

genny's no movie

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:27 PM

go hoosiers

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...n.ap/index.html

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:35 PM

the follow up to the pink bats the MLB used for breast cancer awareness:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48685

Jerome on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:36 PM

Joe - Was Kelvin Sampson doing the Macarena in that link?

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:47 PM

I believe so. He is mexican isn't he?

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:49 PM

this is bullshit:

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/ne...tory?id=2457707

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 3:56 PM

the coaches running up the scores in some of those games seem like complete dicks (ala the coach from varsity blues), so I fully expect one of them to figure out a way to make a mockery of the rule.

My suggestion would be run up 50 points as quickly as possible (ideally before the second half), and then start punting on first down over and over again. Or instruct your defensive players to go for every interception and fumble as possible, run it back to your own 1 and let your offense have a shot. And once they get inside the 20, take a knee and give the other team the ball on downs.

Repeat.

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:02 PM

I can't wait to hear Carlos Mencia's take on Sampson. I hope he calls him a beaner!



ok, i'll stop making fun of Carlos Mencia.

Jerome on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:10 PM

You're so ... one-dimensional

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:15 PM

the carlos mencia jokes are much funnier when cuban is posting

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:18 PM

there is so much to enjoy in this picture from the velocity:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...Params=Itemnr=9

the drunken blonde whore whose imagining having poopsex, the white boy overbite (classic that is in the caption too), the unidentified girl dry humping from behind...

i can only imagine the three looking at the picture:
blonde girl: "oh my god, i'm such a whore"
random dude: "I can't believe that gay photographer called me out"
other girl: "They didn't even care what my name was!"

joe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:21 PM

what the hell is sky bar?

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:24 PM

i think the sky bar is at saints.

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:32 PM

I think it is equivalent to the deck bar at PHT.

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:32 PM

it's at saints

Brock on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Has Chris puked on the sky bar yet? If not, we need to make this happen.

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:35 PM

sky bar = jake and elwoods, and I think burket has puked there. That counts, right?

I know that I've puked at jake and elwoods. AND I was like 18. Go me!

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:36 PM

Philco - one day this will make your stalking even easier.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,197026,00.html

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:40 PM

i don't follow how a cloak of invisibility help me leave tips to impress waitresses.

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:47 PM

not impress, stalk

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:48 PM

Philco - that's easy...with a clock of invisibility you can walk around O'sheas and steal other people's tips and leave them as your own. Plus the great thing is you are now the big tipper in the place and everyone else appears to be poor. Also, it is easy to steal other people's beer and drink it huddled inside your cloak, therefore, reducing your cost to rock out like a rockstar for the night. Also, cover charges would be a thing of the past.

How did you not see this?

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Silly rabbit tricks are for kids...or hookers.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12971153/from/RS.2/

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:53 PM

This is great......so do you think they manufacture nuclear arms there?

http://www.cjp.org/content_display....rticleID=184032

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:54 PM

there is no such thing as a reduce cost rock star status. The purpose of rock star status is to be seen as rock stars and to create a buzz.

Here's a question on stalking: if the other person never knows you are there, are you stalking? Stalking is "repeated harassing or otherwise intruding upon a person's privacy in a manner that causes fear." If you had an invisible cloak watching someone change or serve fish and chips, and they never know you are there...I think you are just a creep, not a stalker.



And I didn't know they charged a cover at o'shea's. Weird!

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 4:58 PM

so who's going to be the one who calls the number in HoJoHo article?

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 5:00 PM

did anyone else notice the herpes sore on the chick's face?

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 5:00 PM

So...a 5 feet Klingon blade...fantastic.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,...6240126,00.html

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 5:00 PM

i just called the number, it's been disconnected

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 5:00 PM

No one said you had to stay hidden in the cloak all night..just use it to your advantage to get the upper hand.

Brock on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 5:14 PM

Its almost Bon Jovi time bitches!
http://www.evite.com/pages/invite/v...not+yet+replied

Bigworm on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 5:20 PM

Here is the dunk contest from the UK Big Blue Madness this past year. The best bunk is Shag!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iKf5JO2C...=joe%20crawford

Oh yeah and I heard a good rumor how Adam Williams came to be at UK..apparently OTS told Adam that he would love to have him at UK.....and Adam accepted. The thing is OTS didn't offer but wanted to live up to his mistake so that he how he came here.

douglas on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 5:26 PM

what's OTS?

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 5:42 PM

OTS = Orlando "Tubby" Smith I believe.

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 8:42 PM

oh man, a legendary night up at Genny's.

Big Jay can probably recall better than I could ever hope to, so I'll let him take over tomorrow.

Brent on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 8:52 PM

How is Genny's already over?

Phil on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 11:16 PM

Genny's closes at 10:00, but we were the one of the last people in there around 8:30 so they shoed us towards the door. Plus it was definitely time to go.

Jay on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 5:12 AM

My dad could so totally have fucked the waitress. Phil or Wing Commander, can you post the "I'm the juggernaut, bitch" thing? Or post a link to the comment on the site. I'm too lazy to look for it myself.

Bigworm on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 7:48 AM

Jay - did you watch the movie and what did you think of it?

Bigworm on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:02 AM

The Kentuckiana Football Officials Association is seeking qualified applicants to officiate high school, middle school and youth league football games.

What makes for a qualified individual?

A passion for football
Good physical conditioning
Integrity
Trustworthy
A keen eye
A desire to have fun

If you possess these skills and traits, plan on attending one of our orientation meetings on:

Thursday, June 22, 2006 from 7:00 - 8:30PM
or
Monday, June 26, 2006 from 7:00 - 8:30PM

This years recruiting seminars will be held at the University of Louisville Football Complex at Papa John's Cardinal Stadium.

If you cannot attend or want additional information, please call Bruce Colpo @ (502) 693-1436

The KFOA has about 120 members. Roughly 28% of our members call college games, we even have a couple of guys in the NFL. Many of the experienced guys are looking to retire and this will provide many great opportunities for other KFOA members.

Trust me this is extremely rewarding!

I know their are a few other KFOA members on this board, any personal KFOA testimonies?

I'm also open for any questions

college conferences breakdown:

SEC 4
OVC 9
Big East 4
Mid South 14
Sun Belt 1
Other 2

Pros:
NFL 1 NFL replay 1
AFL 4

Jerome on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:03 AM

Where is everyone going to watch World Bowl XIV? World Bowl Party? Anyone? Hello?

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:18 AM

I was being recruited for the KFOA since I am in the MLUA

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:19 AM

Were we not invited to Bon Jovi Night?

Bigworm on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:35 AM

Okay, these 2 guys make Phil look cool, even though looking cool is really uncool for him.....well watch the video you get the point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK4AonfnFaM

Bigworm on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:36 AM

Jerome - Brent and I are gonna watch the world cup US vs. Italy game. If I remember correctly, it is set for June 17th at like 2:30 pm.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:38 AM

Worm, World Bowl is real Football played over in Europe. That league with Shane Boyd, Kliff Klingsbury, Drew Henson and Timmy Chang. The championship game is the 27th of May. Not that soccer stuff you are talking about.

Bigworm on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:40 AM

Ah i see. So it would be equivalent to replacement football then?

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:44 AM

These guys are on NFL rosters. They are just the backups and such that don't get many snaps.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:50 AM

This league has seen the best of:
Danny Wuerffel
Jonathan Quinn
Kurt Warner
Ron Powlus
Kelly Holcomb
Jon Kitna
Jeff Graham
Jake Delhomme
Lawrence Phillips
Skip Hicks
Kenneth Simonton
Ralph Dawkins
James Whalen

Bigworm on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:51 AM

College Football greatest 15 plays of all time.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.15.html

UK vs. LSU is classic at #11 i believe. What is even better that wasn't mentioned were the 2 UK defenders who tipped the ball up to keep it alive for the LSU receiver.

Bigworm on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:52 AM

Fuck it when is World Bowl. God knows I'll watch any kind of football.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:53 AM

The championship game is the 27th of May.

Bigworm on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:03 AM

The Bluegrass Miracle even can be found in wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluegrass_Miracle

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:22 AM

All of our hierarchy at work is on vacation. All of our managers and supervisors and trainers. Why am I here?

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:25 AM

probably for the same reason i'm at work, just trying to not get fired until i get a new job.....by the way, soccer is for fags

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:29 AM

i was starting to pack up some of my shit last night and came across my old first grade yearbook, thought I'd take a little glance. as i was looking thru i definitely came across marc's 4th grade picture, apparently we went to the same grade school. i'd direct this post to him but he's never up before noon is he?

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:29 AM

joe - you'll appreciate this, apparently nate sexton went to my grade school too before he moved to e-town, his picture is god-awful

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:30 AM

Where did you go?

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:49 AM

douglas, I pray that you have a scanner or a camera that you can get a picture of marcus brodie - the grade school years.

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:52 AM

i went to middletown elementary for first grade before I went to coleridge-taylor for 2-5. If I remember next week I'll bring it in and try to copy and scan it, but some of you fuckers are gonna' have to help me move so you can see it then too.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:54 AM

You can really on Marcus Brody helping you move

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:55 AM

Scroggin and Cuban definitely owe you

Brock on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 9:59 AM

Of course everyone was invited to Bon Jovi night, I've mentioned it 100 times. I just don't have everyone's email addy. Blame the guys who did get the email for not passing it on.

Funny, its not my party, but I still have to get the keg, the ice, and liquor. Women are worthless sometimes.

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:05 AM

scroggin and cuban owe me big, u don't really owe me but I'm gonna make u anyway, I'll need ur truck. plus i'll give u beer and pizza and ur not one to pass on that.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Have i ever really passed on pizza and beer?

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:09 AM

ur a bachelor living by yourself, it's not in your nature to pass on free food and alcohol

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:10 AM

if u did, i would revoke your man card, plus i don't have much big things to move anyway, my new furniture will be delivered so the biggest thing is a dining room table

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:12 AM

sweet no furniture

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:12 AM

oh yeah, and two dressers, but they're not heavy

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:14 AM

heaviest thing is your baseball cards

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:24 AM

oh yeah, forgot about those, well at least there's no stairs this time

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:24 AM

hell, i'm moving more of kaelyn's shit than my own now that i think about it, damn that kid is spoiled

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:28 AM

UL is on right now on CSTV.com. You can get audio or video but not both

adrian on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Happy B-Day Marcus!

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 10:45 AM

oh, the other great momment in Genny's was the waitress complaining that without frank there she had to do all the work. I forget who said what or the exact wording but I believe between Jay and myself we dropped:
"Sometimes you just need to just get your hands all over that crap"
"Personally I'd just wash my hands of it"
"Frank left a big mess on your hands"

Also the waitress called me a "condiscending little piece of shit."

AND we all got coupons for free frickled pickles!

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 11:43 AM

humminah humminah humminah!!!!

Jay on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 11:46 AM

I thought the movie was pretty cool. I'm sure the other's have differing opinions, though.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Guy for louisville was just plunked for a UL single season record 25 times

Jay on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:02 PM

Okay, I got over my laziness and found it
http://www.yikers.com/video_im_the_...naut_bitch.html
Marc, you need to watch it. And happy birthday.

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:12 PM

just a test...

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:24 PM

i'm working on some stuff right at work, but if you guys could use this link instead of whatever else for a while, I'd appreciate it:
http://nattysci.maximumaspbeta.com/

Basically Natty Sci is one of the first websites to be publically running IIS7 publically and if all the traffic from here goes through our server it will at least give us some idea on what type of hit a website like this impacts a server.

Oh, IIS is the Microsoft Web Server for those that care. More info here: http://www.iis.net

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:27 PM

Sweet, Natty Sci 2.0

Brock on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:28 PM

Happy Marcus Brody's Birthday everyone! Official Natty Sci Holiday. A good night to get Beyond Thunderdome.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:29 PM

This should have been the Bellarmine baseball poster:

http://www.globegazette.com/article...ea898107543.txt

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:30 PM

I think I called this, but beers are now up to $1 a pop at Genny's. Frank is on house arrest and the lady who wanted to jump Big Jay's dad jacked the prices up on us.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Did they jack up mondays prices too. Monday was still 60 cents

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:33 PM

$1 dollar on monday too I think. "they aren't legally allowed to sell below costs" is what the lady said.

Although I don't think she charged us for all our beers. I had I believe 6 beers but she only charged me for 3.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:36 PM

What is the plan for tonight?

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Frank Robinson cried after having to send in a relief catcher in the middle of an inning after the Astros had already stolen seven bases against him:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_...F?gid=260525120

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 12:42 PM

And 2 throwing errors. Matt Lecroy you my boy and all but go back to the Twins and DH

Jerome on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 1:11 PM

Maybe I'm not getting it or I'm missing something, but ... isn't Lecroy a MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER? It's tough enough to get into professional baseball let alone the show, but arm strength is one of the "tools" that scouts look for. Even a little candy arm catcher throwing 80 mph loops to second base should be able to get one out of twenty in a career or even one out seven in a game. And how about the pitchers? Not all of 'em are crafty lefties like Joe that can hold runners on with a wink of an eye, but aren't these big league pitchers too? Sorry, but I can't feel bad for someone who gets to put on a big league uniform when he goes to work. I would do just about anything for one day up there.

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 1:29 PM

jerome, he "works well with pitchers" and he's third string, so I assume he was never meant to be in an actual game situation, just the bullpen

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 1:38 PM

he's a veteran who was brought on to work with the pitchers, he was only in as an emergency replacement.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 1:49 PM

He was meant to be a DH in the majors, just happened to end up in the national league. He DH'd with the Twins. Mike Piazza can't throw out a runner to save his life.

Brent on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Im just wondering, did the pitcher, manager, and catcher meet at the plate instead of the mound this time?

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 1:51 PM

The new catcher just ran out there with one out and lecroy walked off the field

Brent on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Hey Jay,
What did they mean last night when they were talking about level 3 and level 5? Could you provide a link explaining that?

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:01 PM

so who's going out tonight, I need to do something, i haven't been out in like 3 weeks.

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:03 PM

I just ran into B mac at the food court on 4th street and he took the CPA yesterday and wants to go out.

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:06 PM

yeah, he called last night wanting to go out, so where are we going?

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:12 PM

I told him it was Marcus Brody's B-day and if they go out it will be to Baxter. He looked at me confused because he had no clue who Brody was.

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:29 PM

haha, i totally believe that

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:34 PM

you know, marc, the guy that sings, carlton dance, belushi....his face got even more confused.

douglas on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:37 PM

god bless him

Jerome on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:37 PM

Have a good birthday, Marc!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp7hEh4padQ

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:42 PM

ok, just to make sure...did everyone see the trampoline basketball?
http://www.insomniacslounge.com/200...p-and-harm.html

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:52 PM

http://mysite.verizon.net/heyjude421/chf/chf.html

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 2:59 PM

http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.co...sp&c_id=phi

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:01 PM

brock, tell me they are running these ads locally:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/base...hman-176542.php

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:07 PM

wow, deadspin has the myspace profile of the OSU library masturbator:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...iendID=17147524

adrian on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:20 PM

My production manager who is 50 years old just yelled this out loud litterally 5 seconds ago...

"There is an IHOP in Athens, GA that i still have wet dreams about"

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0am...robot%20chicken

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:26 PM

did I post the Vader Robot Chicken one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRQv...robot%20chicken

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:29 PM

One of us did

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:33 PM

hold on to your horses, beta testing in progress!

adrian on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:36 PM

The vader video was freakin' great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:44 PM

anybody doing anything tonight?

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 3:44 PM

hope you had a big lunch, cause it's sports guy mailbag time:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060526

Cuban on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 4:14 PM

Is anything going on tonight????

joe on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 4:14 PM

Sounds like me, douglas, and bmac are going out

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 4:21 PM

aren't people going out for marc's birthday? I'm confused.

my sister wants to go out too.

oh, and new chuck klosterman article:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...huck_klosterman

Phil on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 4:51 PM

good article on ESPN about the revenge plunk:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/colum...e=ESPNHeadlines

Brock on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 5:13 PM

Bon Jovi Rock night begins in less than 4 hours. Thats more than plenty of time for those about to rock to showcase their 80's drunken style.

I guess I better go get that keg.

Jay on Friday, May 26, 2006 at 8:13 PM

I'm going out tonight. Brent, the whole level system was basically a rating for how powerful the mutants were, from 1-5, 1 being the weakest and 5 being the strongest. In the comic books, they use greek letters, although when ever they bring it up, the characters are usually alpha class or omega class (omega being ungodly powerful and alpha being just very powerful) There have probably been some beta and gamma class references too, just not too many. The whole 1-5 level thing could have come from Ultimate X-men, which I don't know much about, but I know some of the plot came from that title. Any other questions.

Wrecking Crew on Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 1:14 AM

I fucking hate fat pieces of shit.

Jay on Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 1:43 PM

Rough night, Chris?

Brock on Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 3:13 PM

80s Party was a success.... a success at me getting Beyond Thunderdome!

Big Trouble in Little China is the greatest!

Phil on Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 4:35 PM

i just got out of bed!

Marc on Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 5:02 PM

I think i did a good job of getting Beyond Thunderdome last night. and my central nervous system is finally regenerating. I didn't get sick but felt like i could have when i got home and most of today.

phil's sister, cat on Saturday, May 27, 2006 at 9:05 PM

Phil, I was in Florida already when you woke up. Flying on 3 hours of sleep = no fun. You know what is fun? Hanging out with Phil's friends! We shall do it again sometime. Marc, glad you didn't get sick. Happy birthday!

Phil on Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 2:22 PM

Ok, this is getting rediculous. The Indy 500 isn't being broadcast in high-def. Apparently ABC buys the feed from indianapolis motor speedway and they don't have HD equipment.

But if I was the Indycar series with a struggling league I'd make sure that my product was being displayed in the best possible light as possible. Much like the NHL playoffs are in OLN most of the week, and then one game a week is broadcast in HD on Sundays. Gay, gay, gay.


Oh, and if anyone is curious it is an hour and 15 minute walk from my place to Joe's.

Bigworm on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 4:56 AM

I'm bored and can't sleep.

Green Baron on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 9:49 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060528.../poland_pope_51

Wow.....wow....
How could the Catholic church support the holocaust? Or the Militars in Argentina. Fuckers.

Brent on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Can anyone get a clip of the Indy 500 finish?

Brent on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 11:59 AM

Pretty good article on Barry Bonds that isnt bashing him

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/colum...&id=2434807

Marc on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 12:12 PM

This isn't new, but I still love it.
Prank Call: Woman (Wanda Sykes) calls dealership tells them when she picked up the car she found a turd in the back.
http://www.cyberprank.com/prank_cal...21631973861.mp3

Phil on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Indy 500 finish for Brent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzSX...amp;t=t&f=b

That really was a great race to watch. At least the two hours. I didn't see anything else.

Phil on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 12:36 PM

So I'm watching the Baseball selection show. Anyone want to go see UK play Ball State and Notre Dame play College of Charleston?

Phil on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 2:20 PM

Good article on how Imdb is ran from the New York Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/28/b...y/28frenzy.html

Wing Commander on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 2:34 PM

Phil, are they having trivia tonight? If not, anyone up for a beer or 5?

Phil on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 2:55 PM

For those curious about what an USC Fullback would eat during the day, Brandon Hancock has the blog entry for you:
http://www.brandonhancock.com/journ...aily-meals.html

And wade, I do believe trivia is going on tonight, but I'm going to be out with Amy so I won't be there. But I belive Big Jay and Marc are planning to be there.

Wing Commander on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 3:11 PM

Phil, bring her up, I will behave, I promise. Marc, Jay, you down for gettin' stupid? Where's Brent?

Phil on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Not that I don't trust you, but she leaves town on wednesday. I'd have to kick my own ass if I dragged to trivia on one of her last nights in town...

Brent on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 4:13 PM

I think Im going to CQ instead of trivia...sorry Wade.

Brent on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 4:14 PM

You're more than welcome to join, I will probably be leaving around 5-6, let me know if you want to come and I will call you when Im leaving.

Bigworm on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 4:38 PM

Don't sell out Wade....obviously Philco did.

Bigworm on Monday, May 29, 2006 at 4:54 PM

Just fuckin' with ya buddy.

So I think I am going to take vacation the week of Blow Up St. Matthew's...anyone up for doing anything?

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 7:37 AM

I'm on vacation that week too. I was planning to hit at least 1 major league baseball game.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 7:38 AM

So I opened up yahoo this morning and on the right hand side they had listed the top 8 steakhouses in the country by city. Abby and I visited #3 on the list, House of Prime Rib in San Francisco, so that is neat. And it was really fucking good for the record.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 7:47 AM

This might just be the pre-quel to Snakes On A Plane;

Snake In A Car
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006...D8HTE94G0.shtml

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 7:48 AM

Joe - do you know if St. Louis still has that all you can eat and drink deal till the 7th inning? Does Cincy have something like that? That week I know Boston is playing at Chicago that week, but Abby and I were talking about possibly catching a major league game that week as well.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 8:03 AM

Sunday the 2nd of July @ 1:15. St. Louis vs Kansas City. $90 tickets. Bank of America Club tickets include full buffet, beer and soda. Bank of America Club and Party Rooms feature air-conditioned indoor area.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 8:06 AM

UK blitzes Wake Forest in NCAA tourney. Oh how I miss Mashburn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2F3...ky%20Basketball

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 8:08 AM

Joe - interested in doing something like that or would you rather just go to a game in regular seats and purchase hotdogs and beer?

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 8:13 AM

The Reds are having Jason Larue John Deere Trucker hat giveaway that day.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 8:14 AM

I could be interested in something like that

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 8:20 AM

Lets go to Lexington and watch some baseball this weekend

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 8:25 AM

I'm down.

Top 10 MLB brawls. http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...630738?GT1=8199

You get to see A-rod posterized and my personal favorite;

8. Umpire vs. White Sox — May 30, 1932
In Cleveland, the Indians take a doubleheader from the Sox by the scores of 12-6 and 12-11. After the second game, some Chicago players accuse home plate umpire George Moriarty of favoring the Tribe, and Moriarty took umbrage. And by "took umbrage" we mean "challenged the entire team to a fight." Pitcher Milt Gaston accepted Moriarty's challenge, and Moriarty responded by dropping him with one punch. The umpire broke his hand in the process, and Sox manager Lew Fonseca and two of his catchers jumped him. Moriarty's crewmate Bill Dinneen broke things up, but Moriarity would have none of it. "You stay out of this, Bill," Moriarty told him. "This is my fight." Then turning to the rest of the Sox, he bellowed, "Now who else is there who thinks I'm yellow?" No takers this time around.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 8:30 AM

Hmmm..Philco left early last night. Could it be that instead of meeting Amy he visited this girl. It is a plausible explanation, well it was after I remember seeing Philco's facial expression of "WTF?" when he entangled his hand in Jane's thong at Have A Nice Day Cafe. Priceless.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,197376,00.html

That bikini was just too complicated right buddy?

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 8:42 AM

here you go guys:

http://www.louisvillegeekdinner.com/

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:11 AM

joe, my legs are still sore from chasing after your fucking neighbors fri. night

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:12 AM

Pussy

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:16 AM

hey, it was worth it though, it's fun choking 14 yr. old boys

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:16 AM

not sure if that came out right....

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Not at all.....FAG!

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:20 AM

"The Reds are having Jason Larue John Deere Trucker hat giveaway that day."

They have to have something to keep fans from Indiana happy!

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:32 AM

that's kind of a cool giveaway though, rather original

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:34 AM

All it is is a green and yellow reds hat with a larue signature on the side. It isn't the mesh foamy hats that I hate

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:44 AM

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/sched...ns.jsp?c_id=cin

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:46 AM

i have a feeling adrian will love this video, chelsea fan punking out a liverpool player:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...076315876145546

Jerome on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Damn ... apparently the principal from "The Breakfast Club" croaked. That's kinda sad.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Congratulations Franfurt Galaxy World Bowl Champs

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:13 AM

Philco - that video is pretty good and I concur once adrian gets back from Florida he will laugh for hours.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:21 AM

kind of a disturbing article when you think about it.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,197430,00.html

Jerome on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:24 AM

PC World's 25 Worst Tech Products of ALL TIME ... AOL is hangin' tough at #1!!!

http://www.pcworld.com/reviews/arti...772,pg,8,00.asp

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:45 AM

ha, old people with herpes:
http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:46 AM

i hate my job, i hate it lots

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:47 AM

The world bowl game wasn't all that good this year. One of the interesting guys I've liked watching was Gibran Hamdan, the QB from IU. He moved to the US from Kuwait in 1990 because, well, Saddam took over their coutnry. The dude only played one year of high school football, and that's because he wanted to try to play quarterback and his school didn't have one that season. He had never played organized football before then and admits that he didn't know most of the plays and just threw to people in the same jersey as him.

Needless to say, IU scooped him up (mostly for baseball). He only played his senior season at IU (and only 8 games at that). Needless to say, Steve Spurrier drafted him. But he broke his ankle. I think he broke his collarbone or something last year.

One thing that was gay is that I don't think the Japanese quarterback played. But the Admirals had a little Japanese Dante Hall guy that could haul ass.

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:57 AM

this can't be good:
http://music.msn.com/news/article.a...06&GT1=7703

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 10:58 AM

neither can this:
http://music.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=224384

Marc on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:10 AM

The 25 Worst Movie Sequels of All Time
http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,...6_21_0_,00.html

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:13 AM

i haven't even looked at that list, but if caddyshack II isn't #1, then that's an atrocity

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:17 AM

Close Douglas it made #2.

I believe #3 inspired the greatest clip on the net today. (I want the gold)

3. Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood 2003

I personally tuned out after Leprechaun 1, which featured outstanding work by Jennifer Aniston. But who'da thunk it would take them so long to come up with the idea of mixing Irish stereotypes and African-American ones? Equal parts funky fresh and severed flesh, this sixth chapter has America's favorite troll smoking weed and hunting the homeboys who stole his pot o' gold. If a movie could spark a race riot, this is it.


Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:19 AM

Okay I want to see Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood now.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Douglas - since you hate your job can you verify this?

http://zurqui.co.cr/crinfocus/paper/air-bld1.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Yep that's right. This guy built his own Batmobile.

http://www.markshields.com/photos-1...e-replica.shtml

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:26 AM

A great quote from the Batmobile guy. The FAQs are worth the read.

Q: Hey, you're being kind of a dick. What's up with that?
A: I hate writing FAQs. And I'm not being a dick. I'm being an elitist. There's a difference.

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:29 AM

i don't do paper airplanes, just online poker. no, i just had another loan fallout b/c of something that's not my fault, plus our new payscale sucks, plus my company sucks, all at the same time i'm buying a house.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Funny story, I had a girl pull a knife on me this weekend for making one too many hoosier jokes on her expense.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:38 AM

Where were you at this weekend when this transpired?

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:40 AM

Cousin's graduation party. She had a big belt buckle, drove an f-350, had a llama farm and was from Indiana. I couldn't resist the jokes.

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:43 AM

I pray you made a "you know your from indiana when you pull a knife at a graduation party" joke

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:44 AM

for the most part yes. It was more of a wow helping the stereotype.

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:49 AM

June 18th: Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic
http://bengals.com/community/palmer_cornhole06.asp

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 12:05 PM

Joe or Brock or anyone else who might know - do the Reds have a similar deal like St. Louis does? All you can eat, drink, AC to watch a game..and how much is it if so?

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 12:07 PM

cornhole was cool before carson palmer started playing it, fucking sellout

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 12:10 PM

I like that a game played mostly be drunk people at picnics / tailgating has a $2,500 buy in.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 12:12 PM

$215 diamond seats.
All-inclusive ticket includes complimentary food and beverages. Enjoy an elegant pre-game buffet with additional food and beverage items available from your in-seat menu.
Membership to the private Diamond Club, accessible before, during and after the game.
Diamond Club features climate-controlled comfort, a sit-down cocktail bar and a variety of buffet and beverage selections.
Complimentary membership to the Riverfront Club for upscale dining.
Easier, wide access with rows only 8-10 seats across. Extra-wide 22-inch padded seats - three inches wider than other seats in the ballpark.
In-seat food and beverage service delivered to your seat so you'll never miss a play.
Complimentary parking (Full Season ticket holders only)
Friendly concierge service to take care of special requests during the game.

Only available for purchase for select games.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 12:15 PM

St. Louis is at Atlanta the week of 4th of July and the Reds are there for teh weekend.

Jay on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 12:35 PM

According to the geek test, (from joes geek supper post) I am 26%, or a Total Geek. Phil, with all of the computer stuff on there, you would probably be higher than me.

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 12:59 PM

11% geek. I was certainly helped out by questions such as "how to count to 31 on one hand "

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:25 PM

so which one of you clicked this box:

music that nobody else listens to, ever

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:27 PM

here's what i got when i was done with the geek test:

1.97239% - Poser

seriously, how the fuck do you count to 31 on one hand? i've been trying for like five minutes now

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:31 PM

here's a guide to counting in binary using your fingers. some truly nerdy shit here:
http://www.lyzrdstomp.com/binary/bin1-7.html

for what it's worth, the shocker = 22.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:32 PM

Baby with a third arm.

http://www.local6.com/news/9290536/detail.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:34 PM

All 5 fingers.

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:36 PM

wow

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:40 PM

of course, you can extrapolate that and figure out you can count to 1023 with both hands (2^10 -1), 1,048,575 using your toes (2^20 - 1) or if you drop your pants you can count to 2,097,151 (2^21 - 1)

NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:44 PM

binary is awesome`

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:49 PM

i don't know what to say, i mean, i used to hang out with cool people, i played sports, i fucked lots of girls, then somewhere along the line my friends became binary geeks. if we didn't get drunk, beat up little kids, and play slamball i'd think we were complete losers.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:55 PM

11.43984% - Geekish Tendencies

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Quite sad really, Phil beat me to the punch though.

And if you are the 3 armed baby you can count to 16,777,216 (2^25-1)

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Where's the geek test at?

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 1:57 PM

http://www.louisvillegeekdinner.com/

middle paragraph will say geek test

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 2:12 PM

17.55424% - Geek

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 2:14 PM

I think I was doing okay until all the chemistry/physics shit came into play.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Philco - with all the computer shit on there how did you only score 11%

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 2:23 PM

I think the test assumes you are a bit of a computer nerd already (hense the taking a geek test online) so they start the bar pretty high. I answered probably just as many science and math questions as I did computer ones. Plus I don't play games online, so that hurt me too.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 2:46 PM

happy birthday:

1909 Benny Goodman Chicago IL, clarinetist/bandleader (King of Swing)
1926 Christine Jorgensen pioneer transsexual
1943 Gale Sayers NFL running back (Chicago Bears)
1958 Ted McGinley Newport Beach CA, actor (Love Boat, Married With Children, Dynasty)
1964 Wynonna [Christina Judd] Ashland KY, singer (Judds-Why Not Me, Love Can Build A Bridge)
1972 Manny Ramirez Santo Domingo Dominican Republic, outfielder (Cleveland Indians)

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 3:28 PM

Spam that finally taps into male desires:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/5/26silver.html

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 3:33 PM

499 posts from 20,000

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 3:44 PM

sweet action

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Andy Roddick you are a worthless piece of shit.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

I hate you you asshole. Learn to develop some new hits and walk it off Sally.

Jay on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Wow. I am the biggest geek on natty sci. Not that I'm surprised. But I more than doubled anyone elses score. And douglas, how many boxes did you actually click?

Jay on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 3:56 PM

495. I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:01 PM

Counting to 31 on one hand is my favorite

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:01 PM

it was like 4 or 5, but i don't think they were the loaded ones. like have you seen 'lord of the rings' more than two times, not the uber geeky ones. as i was going thru, i saw a ton of boxes that i know a bunch of you guys must've clicked

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:03 PM

I was like Phil getting all the math and physics dorky stuff. I also got all the logic puzzles stuff.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:06 PM

Phil and I have had a binary counting conversation in a bar before.

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:07 PM

i love u guys, but god i need other friends

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:08 PM

Joe - are you more wanting to go to St. Louis or Cincy for the game.

joe on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:11 PM

I have been to cincy a bunch of times. St. louis is a better team and a new stadium. Cincy would be easier. Honestly I don't care, they are all sweet.

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:43 PM

I am assuming you want to stay overnight in St. Louis? Hit the game, then hit a bar? I know Abby prefers St. Louis and it is probably still cheaper when you factor in the cost of a hotel room for the night.

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:47 PM

A-rod, the worst player in baseball:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060530

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:48 PM

So is anyone else wanting to travel to St. Louis to watch a game in the good $90 seats?

Bigworm on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 4:56 PM

Joe - Bank of America suite tickets for st. Louis are sold in increments of 2. I know Abby and I will be there, so there are 2 right there. Anyone else wanna pony up and go watch a game? Think Cuban would go and/or your brother and Joanna?

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:01 PM

dude, u had to pick the weekend i can't do it, i'd love to but not that weekend.

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:08 PM

I liked this from the DJ Gallo A-rod article:
1. There's more great news out of Barbaro's camp today, as jockey Edgar Prado will be visiting the horse for the first time since his injury at the Preakness. I'm sure it will be a touching affair. And I'm not so callous to think that Barbaro won't recognize his jockey, even though he's an animal and has a brain the size of a walnut. In fact, I'm sure Barbaro will give Prado a knowing and heartfelt nod for essentially saving his life at the Preakness. And then he'll probably kick him in the chest for all the times he whipped him. But mainly for not rescuing him from the completely pointless "sport" that almost cost him his life.

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:14 PM

did anyone read Jason Whitlock's article on the Indy 500? Towards the end of it he starts talking about how on of the problems with the IRL is that it is tough for newbies to get to the winner circles (uh, ok.) And this is his closing argument on the subject:

The IRL now has two drivers I care about, which is a 100-percent improvement. You have to call that progress. The problem the IRL has is I'm not going to wait forever for them to get inside the winner's circle.

It's not fair, but we -- sports fans and sports writers -- don't have a lot of patience after we hype an entertainer/athlete as a superstar. We've been spoiled. Just one year after her professional debut, Jenna Jameson swept the 1996 AVN Awards, winning best new starlet, best female actress and best couples sex scene for her unforgettable work in "Wicked One" and "Blue Movie."

You could argue that only Tiger Woods' youthful handling of his 3-wood has rivaled Jenna's early work. Three months after turning pro, Woods won the Las Vegas Invitational. He won the Masters -- the Indy 500 of golf -- by 12 strokes the first time he played the course as a pro.



Let it be known that today, May 29th, Jason Whitlock announced that Jenna Jameson is the all-time greatest rookie for any entertainment industry with only tiger woods approaching him.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...whitlock/060529

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:15 PM

err, approaching her. ahem.

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:33 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/29/fi...b.ap/index.html

real fight club

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:36 PM

as someone with a computer science degree, I'd pay money to see these nerds beat the crap out of each other.

the most surprising part of the story where the guy skipped his wedding anniversary for a fight isn't that he skipped the anniversary, it's that he was married to begin with.

douglas on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:36 PM

at least his priorities are in order

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:47 PM

saw this today on the internet, it might be old...anyways:

There is three errers in this sentence.

Marc on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:56 PM

"There are three errors within this sentence."
Of course, i'm the illiterate bastard, so i'm probably wrong.

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 5:57 PM

for big jay and any other nerds out there, an interview with the developers of the next LEGO Star Wars game:
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/710/710497p1.html

and marc: nope, nothing wrong with "in"

Marc on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 6:00 PM

"There are two errors within this sentence."
maybe, was looking for a third error but this should also work.

Marc on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 6:00 PM

i mean,
"There are two errors in this sentence."

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 6:01 PM

well, ""There are two errors in this sentence."

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 6:01 PM

yeah, that's it. That was enjoyable!

Marc on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 6:03 PM

Phil, post more mount fuji riddles, those were high post times (even though it was a Pre-Douglas, Pre-Barry, Pre-Baron, and Pre-Jerome era.)

Marc on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 6:05 PM

I have mathematical riddles via a book i had for my problem-solving class. called "Crossing a river with dogs". I could contribute some of those, but they are all mathematical, and i would stay away from the heavy explantion ones.

Phil on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 6:08 PM

oh man, while this is political and stuff, I can help myself. It's a radio ad some guy named Vernon Miller is running against the incumbent in North Carolina.

http://vernonrobinson.com/media/mil...er_mariachi.mp3

Let's just say the phrase "if miller had his way, American would be one big fiesta for illegals and homosexuals" set to mariachi music is used.

But the question never answered: if the illegals and gays threw one big ass party, would I as a legal straight man be invited. Because a giant mexican party hosted with the attention to details brought by the gays, well that sounds like one hell of a party.

(via fark)

Jay on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 6:57 PM

That does sound like one hell of a party.

Wing Commander on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:11 PM

"dude, u had to pick the weekend i can't do it, i'd love to but not that weekend." - Douglas

Dude, reschedule the vasectomy bro, it only takes like 15 minutes and is outpatient. Or show up at Burket's house for Blow Up St. Matt's and I will perform the operation for free using my classic "two bricks" method.

Just kidding, shout out to the baby-makin' members...roll call:

Douglas
Wade
Jerome

Any others?



Wing Commander on Tuesday, May 30, 2006 at 11:15 PM

Stay tuned, the Juggernaut is making a return bitch.

J2: Juggement Day

http://www.yikers.com/video_the_jug...g_a_return.html

Let me in, I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!

I am going out this weekend, I will be using this line on the ladies.

phil's sister, cat on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 12:29 AM

I think taking the geek takes automatically means you are a geek.

I have "geekish tendencies." 10.84813%

I would like to thank my dad who rented the Holy Grail for me and my girlfriends to watch at my 10th birthday party, and Phil "Nerdy McGeekster" who taught me how to program a TI-82 in high school. Thanks for making me the geek I am today!

Brock on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 1:26 AM

What a brilliant idea for a movie!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452660/

Jay on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 7:52 AM

I saw a video for Graduation Day by Head Automatica this morning. It was even gayer than I remember.

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 8:01 AM

That song was fucking terrible, wait that whole band was

Jerome on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 8:34 AM

fyi ... talk on Mike & Mike this morning rumors a possible "warmup" start for Roger Clemens in Lexington ... anyone wanna catch the Rocket?

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 8:36 AM

go play with his son in Lexington

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 8:37 AM

I might have heard this story from someone on here, but supposedly clemens son while playing for the Lexington Legends hurt himself and instead of sending him to a Lexington hospital they flew him back to Houston. Apparently Lexington isn't good enough for him.

douglas on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 9:10 AM

wade, i'm going to vegas that weekend, far from a vasectomy, i'll be back for blow up st. matthews though

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 9:15 AM

when is st. louis?

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 9:18 AM

http://www.lexingtonlegends.com/fro....asp?newsid=642

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 10:22 AM

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=m...cle&sid=415

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 10:58 AM

slow today

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 11:08 AM

I was thinking that Sunday for St. Louis because it is a home game. So July 2nd.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 11:41 AM

I was hoping this fucker would spew, atleast it wasn't caught on camera, so I am going to have to say he was fine.

http://www.break.com/index/quicksix.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Okay if you are ever in a gun fight with this guy, and you are both empty...you probably won't stand a chance to reload.

http://www.break.com/index/quickload.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 11:48 AM

It probably wasn't a smart thing to drive the car in the first place. But definately not smart to tell the cop you couldn't do this sober.

http://www.break.com/index/duifail.html

Jay on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 12:00 PM

So, are they actually making another Juggernaut video? or was that it?

Phil on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 1:42 PM

warm out today

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Let me just tell you about my lunch adventure today.

So I have been cravng KFC so I go to the one on the corner of Baxter and Bardstown at noon. First of all, I noticed there was no buffet (now that I think about it, I think Phil or Joe made a comment on here about that), however, when you get a craving for something only settling that craving will do, so I decide to stay. Worst idea ever. So there are about 5 people in front of me in line and being lunch time you figure they have their shit together and can knock this out in no time. 2nd worst idea ever. After 20 minutes of waiting I have still not placed my order, but like I said...since I have the craving only KFC will do and I decide to wait. I place my order, #8 which is the three piece leg and thighs meal with double mashed potatoes and gravy and to my dismay she tells me that they are out of original chicken and it will be 5 more minutes. I still don't understand how you can run out of chicken at lunch, but decided to go with my response of "Well I have already waited 30 minutes, what's another 5?" anyways. About this time I look behind me in line and notice this place is packed and you begin to here the grumblings. The guy 3 places behind me in line decided to express himself and told them he could do a better job than she could. A challenge was issued, he accepted, the manager intervened. The manager gave the guy a free combo meal and sent him on his way. I had no doubt that he would have won becaues this lady was a complete fucking retard. Think of the dumbest person you can think of (yes mentally handicapped kids do count here) now double it and that is who I am talking about was taking orders.

So the 5 minutes are up now and I had my chicken. My mashed potatoes and gravy were cold and the chicken was about 10x as greasy as the KFC by my house. Needless to say, the worst idea ever was to stay at KFC for lunch.

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Warm yesterday

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Perfect last night.

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Met her on the CB said her name was Mimi, sound like an angel come to earth......

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Joe - what are you talking about?

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Pluck this string....When I finally met, man you shoulda seen her, twice as tall me three times the girth....my big ol fat baby loves to eat..

douglas on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:01 PM

uh, yeah, fat girls

douglas on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:04 PM

why i wish i was a pro ball player:
http://www.wwtdd.com/images/am9.shtml

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:15 PM

that was a random family guy reference

Wing Commander on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Jay...yes J2 is a completely new version due out this summer. That was just a teaser bitch. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Wing Commander BITCH!

Phil on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:18 PM

http://downloads.quahog5news.com/ly...s/myfatbaby.mp3

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Thank you Phil

Wing Commander on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:26 PM

From X-3:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cfp...arch=juggernaut

Left out the bitch Juggy, bad editting.

douglas on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:28 PM

i've been thinking about that geek test and I want to try and become a bigger one in order to fit in with you guys, and I think I've found a way to do it:
http://img138.imagevenue.com/img.ph...d_tattoo_32.jpg

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Neo vs. Robocop.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/neorobo.html

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Only in Cincinnati can you see some dude taking a shit right next to the street in front of a Krogers.
Only in Cincinnati.
The worst part, I was on my way to lunch.

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:32 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2464315

June 6th road trip

Phil on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:33 PM

great half court shot to end a game:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/yout...week-177372.php

Phil on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:41 PM

Spelling Bee Finalist Eliminated on the Word “Girlfriend”
http://sportspickle.com/features/vo...pellingbee.html

Brock on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 2:48 PM

I remember that video from back at the day at Bellarmine. Probably still on my W: drive.

Jay on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:11 PM

Douglas, if you really want to be a geek, I have 5000+ comic books you can read. Look how they've helped me.

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Douglas what was the picture you posted. It is blocked.

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:18 PM

other stats page, someone requested this link over the weekend

http://maxstats033.maximumasp.com/login/login.asp

username: NattySci
password: crazedbuffalo

Jay on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Here is an interview with the women of X3. It's actually pretty amusing.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...n.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:19 PM

I think this headline explains itself.

Toledo Mayor, who once suggested moving deaf people near the airport, refers to African-American Fire Chief as "King Kong"

http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dl...NION02/60531030

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:28 PM

Like the Rocket, Mrs. Robinson is coming out of retirement.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/boo...l.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:29 PM

Spot on big Jay..it was an amusing read.

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:47 PM

2200 block of W. Oak St. A man said someone knocked him out of his wheelchair and punched him in the head and back about 4:30 p.m. May 19.

7400 block of Steeplecrest Circle. A woman said a man was upset when she tried to end a relationship and choked her about 6:30 p.m. May 17. He then punched her in the face, knocking her to the ground, and stuffed a sock into her mouth. The woman was finally able to escape the apartment with the aid of a neighbor.

joe on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Birthdays:

1819 Walt Whitman West Hills NY, poet (Leaves of Grass)
1857 Pius XI [Ambrogio DA Ratti] Italy, 259th Roman Catholic Pope (1922-39)
1908 Don Ameche Kenosha WI, actor (Cocoon, Trading Places)
1930 Clint Eastwood San Fransisco CA, actor (Dirty Harry)/mayor (Carmel CA)
1941 Johnny Paycheck Greenfield OH, singer (Take This Job & Shove It)
1943 Joe Namath Beaver Falls PA, NFL QB (New York Jets), the $400,000 man (1969 Superbowl)
1948 John "Bonzo" Bonham Birmingham England, drummer (Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven)
1948 Rhea Perlman Brooklyn NY, actress (Carla-Cheers, Zena-Taxi)
1950 Tom Berenger Chicago IL, actor (Big Chill, Someone to Watch Over Me)
1960 Norm Johnson NFL place kicker (Seattle Seahawk, Pittsburgh Steelers)
1961 Lea Thompson Rochester Minnesota, actress (Back to the Future, Caroline In The City, Casual Sex, Space Camp)
1965 Brooke Shields New York NY, model/actress (Blue Lagoon, Suddenly Susan)
1971 Sarah O'Hare model (Cosmopolitan-Jan 1994)

Phil on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 3:55 PM

I want to start PunchedInTheFaceInIndiana.com, where the only purpose is to aggregate all the crime reports from indiana where people get punched in the face.

I have $5 that says the Steeplecrest chick gets back together with that guy.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 4:48 PM

Can you imagine being the accountant who prepared GE's 24,000 page tax file.

http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/pr...&ID=5760815

Wing Commander on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 4:56 PM

Brent, who sings that Caroline song from trivia last night? I need that to be bumpin in the Mobile Command Center while I live out this DUB lifestyle that has been created by yours truly.

Rollin in Da Finiti Yo.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 5:00 PM

Ah here's an oldie but goodie. This song was popular way back when, not 4 seasons old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8nj...amp;t=t&f=b

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 5:19 PM

Die Hard 4 - I can only hope.

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/...4907828200.html

Yippie kye yay mother fucker.

Green Baron on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 5:25 PM

http://nationaldayofslayer.org/

douglas on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 5:39 PM

joe, you're probably not here the picture i posted earlier was some dude with star wars tattoos on his back

Jay on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 7:11 PM

Only a die hard star wars fan would have Darth Maul tattooed on his back. Or a total poser.

Bigworm on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 at 9:57 PM

Ronaldo eventually wants to play soccer in the US

http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/story/5647710

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 7:13 AM

I'd rather have a tattoo of a lizard biting its own tail around my ankle then star wars tattoos

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:08 AM

Lively bunch today

Phil on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:11 AM

i had to make a quick run to the doctors to get my tatoo of jar-jar binks biting his own tongue removed.

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:18 AM

great wingman article:

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13055980/

"Hey, you only have a couple of minutes to make an impression," Moniello continues. "So if you have to save a baby seal from an oil spill in Alaska, you have to save a baby seal."

Wingman camaraderie = A mutual back-and-forth man love

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:27 AM

here's a comic book i'd read:
http://movies.msn.com/movies/articl...05&GT1=7701

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:37 AM

wingman was a good read

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:38 AM

beauty and the geek casting calls, if u want to be on just take the results of your geek tests and send 'em in

http://blog.meevee.com/my_weblog/20..._call_be_1.html

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:48 AM

I think someone needs to apply

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Secrets of a Good Wingman.....by the Washington Post.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13055980/

Duties of the wingman: He must be decent-looking but not too handsome, or the lead man will end up being the wingman. He must be sociable, able to move the conversation forward or back off, depending on how the lead is doing. It helps if he can gather intelligence on the girl early in the evening, sense whether his buddy has a chance and impart that wisdom privately before the offensive starts.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Damnit Douglas beat me to it.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:52 AM

I say we nominate Adrian for Beauty and the Geek. Fuck he is out in Florida like he will ever know unless they call.

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 9:59 AM

nominate B-Mac

Phil on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 10:06 AM

it would be worth it when he's sitting there with the other geeks and goes "I don't know guys...I don't think she's a ten."

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 10:07 AM

so girls, i mean, do any of you like accounting? i'm getting my cpa, do you want to take jagerbombs on my yacht that i'm getting in a couple years? what do you think about phoenix?

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 10:15 AM

jesus Christ - you know Ford is in the shitter when they start offering 0% financing on most of their cars and $1000 gas cards.

http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/pr...&ID=5761410

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Well Detroit beat Miami last night to stay alive. There is the ESPN highlights on the side that are well worth the watch.

Opening scene has Tay dunking on Zo and in turn swings around for the tea-bag.

Also, you have to watch the Ben Wallace block on Shaq. I never would have thought that O'neil would have ever been blocked like that. Never.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/daily...ailydime-060601

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 10:51 AM

The Best of Vince Vaughn.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/dvd/vaughn

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:07 AM

I didn't see rudy on the list

Phil on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:14 AM

I'm also confused as to why Made is on the list. And how did him playing a pimp in Be Cool also miss the cut. "Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you. "

And I'm sure Brock won't like his role as Nick Van Owen in Jurasic Park being left off the list.

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Made is actually a good movie, a lot like swingers.

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Can I borrower Swingers from somebody, I haven't seen it in a while

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:20 AM

i've got it, and made too

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Does anybody have Made? I don't think I have ever seen it.

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:21 AM

i saw swingers in high school and i swear i went around saying 'you're so money and you don't even know it' for a month. the best is when he fucks dorothy in the trailer

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:21 AM

I saw it once on comedy channel

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:21 AM

actually, scratch that, he doesn't fuck her, he starts to and then starts whining about his ex, fucking hilarious

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:26 AM

did he get the tip in?

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:26 AM

i don't know, it's not that graphic, it'd be way cooler if it was though

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:36 AM

Swingers and Made are both excellent movies. I believe I have both as well.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:36 AM

I think mine are the combo pack.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:55 AM

If you have ever had any interest in martial arts this video clip is pretty awesome. Wushu (Kung Fu) Chinese Junior Nationals 2005. The emphasis in Kung Fu is speed and some of these kids are simply amazing choreographed or not. I think this also shows why man Kung Fu movies make the characters defy gravity and the such, simply because of the crazy moves they can throw together while living in a world with gravitational laws.....and giving the whole idea as to a Kung Fu mater being a demigod.

I also believe that this martial arts is one of the primary martial arts that has helped the extreme martial arts movement. The style I took was traditional tae-kwon-do so you don't see any crazy flips or anything like that, however, today in mainstream extreme martial arts it blends many different styles and acrobatics which is awesome to watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62AK...amp;t=t&f=b

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62AK...amp;t=t&f=b

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 12:24 PM

So I know some of you are planning shit around 7/4, but if anyone is up for something 6/16-6/30 let me know. I have those two weeks off between my residency positions. Unfortunately, most of that time will be spent moving and working on the house unless JOanna has it all done by then

Green Baron on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Hey, look at the current picture of Britney Spears:
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=sto...91993006f3ada92

She's so friggin hot.

Green Baron on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Matt Lauer's dream comes true on Katie Couric's final show:

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060531/...HNlYwNnYWxsZXJ5

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 12:35 PM

BCS title game vegas odds.

NOTRE DAME 5/1
OHIO ST 6/1
SOUTHERN CAL 8/1
OKLAHOMA 10/1
TEXAS 12/1
FLORIDA 12/1
LSU 12/1
FLORIDA ST 15/1
MIAMI-FLA 15/1
WEST VIRGINIA 15/1
AUBURN 15/1
CALIFORNIA 20/1
OREGON 25/1
MICHIGAN 25/1
LOUISVILLE 25/1
PENN ST 30/1
UCLA 30/1
IOWA 30/1
VIRGINIA TECH 35/1
TENNESSEE 35/1

Joanna on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 1:29 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah, I'll have all the house stuff done by then
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Phil on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 1:39 PM

so, who's up for Genny's tonight?

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 1:43 PM

I'm umpiring. If it rains I'm game

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Chris - if you are up for a bats game or something I can get us free tickets. I think I can get 4 or 6 free ones.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 1:48 PM

I could possibly end up at Genny's.

Phil on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 1:52 PM

i got so excited upon reading the headline of this onion article that I didn't even read it before wanting to post it here
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49108

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 2:11 PM

We ate at this place called Sportstime Pizza today for lunch in New Albany. They have the New Albany Brewing Company NABC attached to it. Good place. is there a new SG because I really need to take a shit?

Jerome on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Do you think the Sports Guy has any idea of the number of people who print out his articles for the sole purpose of having something to read while taking a shit? I believe he'd be proud

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 2:14 PM

People measure the length of his book in # of poops

douglas on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 2:56 PM

yeah, i haven't got his book yet but when i do i'm going to leave checkmarks so i know exactly how many # of poops is does take to complete the book.

Jerome on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 3:12 PM

One ... two-hoo ... a-three ... (plop) ... THREE

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 3:15 PM

nice one jerome.

joe on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 3:20 PM

http://thepizzaparlor.blogspot.com/...me-go-team.html

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 3:34 PM

Bruce Willis gets hit by a wave not once, but twice while doing an interview.

http://www.break.com/index/bwave.html

Jay on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 3:58 PM

You should give my dad a call. I'm sure he's up for genny's. Waitress, that is.

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 4:01 PM

http://www.break.com/index/bb8316.html

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 4:04 PM

Hahahahaha

I love this shit.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/l...ve-tv-dump.html

Bigworm on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 4:14 PM

God bless Halle.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,...6250254,00.html

Phil on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 4:56 PM

google helps track your cornhole popularity:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=cornhole

Phil on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 6:41 PM

if you ass is on the internet and not answer your phone, joe and I are going up to genny's.

Brock on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 10:43 PM

I think you guys need to take your slamball skills to Milwaukee.
http://www.google.com/trends?q=slam...ll&date=all

Phil on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:27 PM

Good article on Ragone and Ghent:
http://www.bengals.com/news/news.asp?story_id=5275

Phil on Thursday, June 01, 2006 at 11:36 PM

ok, here's some trivia for marc: what company originally sponsored the national spelling bee?

Marc on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 2:10 AM

I'm gonna guess a cigarette company, like Winston or Salem.

Jerome on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 7:49 AM

Holy fuck ... Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals is on a collision course with - DORA THE EXPLORER!?!?

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?I...amp;hubname=nhl

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 8:15 AM

anyone watch the white sox on WGN?

http://www.heavethehawk.com/

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 9:20 AM

Nope, not a cigarette company. Any other guesses?

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 9:32 AM

Wild guess but a newspaper company?

douglas on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 9:32 AM

webster's?

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 9:35 AM

joe's getting cloooooooooser

douglas on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 9:38 AM

magazine?

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 9:39 AM

Courier Journal sponsored the local Bee until I think KDF took it over

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 9:51 AM

joe's kinda right, Courier Journal sponsored the first National Spelling bee in 1925, and then Scripps Howard News Service took it over in 1941.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelling_bee

That was fun!

Bigworm on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Philco - so did you go down and join Dance Party USA after I dropped you off. I could tell by the look in your eyes you were pondering it.

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:10 AM

I should have called the cops on those little hoodlums for bringing down the equittity in my home.

For those wondering, there was a group of about 12 high school kids dancing in my damn parking lot around some piece of shit red car which was blasting crappy hiphop.

Jerome on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:20 AM

It's a good thing you didn't go down there ... you woulda gotten served

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:21 AM

I just noticed how badly I mauled the spelling of equity. wow.

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Damn hoodlum kids and their dance dance revolution

Bigworm on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:22 AM

Word.

Philco, were they doing the Cripps dance to the Bunny Hop?

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:35 AM

towards the end of the night, probably. I bet they were doing illegal drugs too!

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:40 AM

it's been a long week of crime!

Seventh Street Road and Berry Boulevard. A man said he was intoxicated when a man came up and they started talking about 2 a.m. May 21. The assailant invited the man to his grandmother's house, and the drunken man started to get money out of his pockets to give the man to buy beer. The assailant asked the drunken man how much money he had. Then the drunken man heard a "zap" sound and felt something in the back of his head. The assailant fled. The victim went to a nearby tavern to call EMS.

28th Street and Muhammad Ali Boulevard. A man said told police he was smoking a joint at a bus stop when a woman and two men came up and asked if he had any more weed about 5 p.m. May 14. When the man said he didn't, one of the men said, "Yes you do." The other man held the victim on the ground while the first man stabbed him twice in the back. The victim said one of the assailants took $126 from his pocket, then all three fled.

1900 block of Viking Place. A 25-year-old woman said a man hit her several times in the head and face, forced his way into her apartment, hit her repeatedly with a bar of soap in a sock and chased her with a knife about 9:30 p.m. Friday. An arrest was made.

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:47 AM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dy...6060101968.html

Damn you Jeffrey Maier

Bigworm on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:56 AM

http://sportszilla.blogspot.com/200...aun-prince.html

Bigworm on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 10:59 AM

Mavs up 3-2 after Dirk drops 50 on Suns.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ex.html?cnn=yes

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 11:06 AM

He outscored the Suns 22-20 in one of the quarters

Jay on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 11:10 AM

What happened to the sci? It has been kind of down this week.

Brock on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 11:12 AM

I've been too busy gutting mice to post anything.

Jay on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 11:14 AM

I...I...I don't know Brock, I think thats bullshit!

Bigworm on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Brock here is something you might want to read. I don't know if it is really helpful but FWIW here it is.

http://www.slate.com/id/2142489/?GT1=8295

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 11:53 AM

anyone know if the UK baseball game is on TV tonight?

Brock on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Interesting article, but I'm going into industry, and not looking for a faculty position. In addition, I think that article is misleading by saying there is an over-supply of Ph.D.s for fewer faculty positions. If you subtract all the poor-english speaking eternal post-docs out there, the demand is actually pretty high. Our department is recruiting 3 faculty, and only 1 candidate has had good speaking skills thus far.

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 12:05 PM

Looks like ESPNU is showing the San Diego vs. Fresno State game tonight at 7.

This is what the Lexington Herald Leader says: "The Big Blue Sports Network will televise all UK games this weekend. UK games will be shown in Lexington on Insight channel 5 (UPN). Fox Sports South will carry the games in selected markets tonight."

Insight will sometimes do weird stuff with Fox Sports, but I know we get Fox Sports Ohio. So who knows what will happen.

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 12:06 PM

Fox Sports south is channel 70

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 12:11 PM

Sweet action

joe on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 12:22 PM

Happy Birthday

Today

1940 Constantine II deposed king of Greece (-1967)
1941 Charlie Watts drummer (Rolling Stones-Brown Sugar)
1948 Jerry Mathers Sioux City Iowa, actor (Beaver-Leave It To Beaver)
1955 Dana Carvey comedian (Sat Night Live-Church Lady/George Bush)

Yesterday

1801 Brigham Young religious leader (Mormon church)/polygamist
1814 Philip Kearney Civil War general (Union)
1907 Frank Whittle inventor (jet engine)
1921 Nelson Riddle Oradell NJ, musical conductor (Batman, Frank Sinatra)
1926 Andy Griffith Mount Airy NC, actor (Andy Griffith Show, Matlock)
1926 Marilyn Monroe [Norma Jean Baker], actress (Some Like It Hot)
1933 Alan (the Horse) Ameche Wisc, NFL fullback (Baltimore Colts)
1934 Pat Boone Florida, singer/actor (April Love, Cross & Switchblade)
1937 Morgan Freeman actor (Driving Mrs Daisy)
1939 Cleavon Little Chickasha Okla, actor (Blazing Saddles, Toy Soldiers)
1955 Chiyonofuji sumo wrestler
1959 Alan "Wild"er rocker (Depeche Mode-Just Can't Get Enough)
1961 Paul Coffey NHL forward (Edmonton Oilers, Pitts Penguins)
1965 India Allen Portsmouth Va, playmate of the year (Dec, 1987)

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 12:38 PM

nike is putting together a whole shit load of clips of into the "worlds longest soccer video." Some pretty cool shit in here:
http://nikefootball.nike.com/nikefo...jogatv,,0,0,0,0

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 12:56 PM

new sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060602

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 1:02 PM

i just remembered that last night I wrote something - while drunk - to the sports guy. And for the life of me I can't remember what provoked it or what it was about. Since I basically sat around watching The Office last night I have to assume it was pop culture related or an ad that featured athletes.

I may never know...

Phil on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 1:26 PM

article on the top ten TE in College Football (via deadspin):
http://www.sportscrack.com/top10ncaate2006.html

Not that interesting, but I did like this line on Martrez Milner from Georgia: Okay, so the guy studies "'Recreation and Leisure Studies' at Georgia which is the equivalent of 'Stealing and Smacking Hoes' at Florida State. But let's not get technical."

Bigworm on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 1:33 PM

I can't remember what channel it is, but some of the UK games are on that goofy fox channel, way up there though like in the 70-100s.

Bigworm on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Some loser builds a model of the Titanic out of matchsticks and shatters the record of 3 million used by the previous loser.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/articl...mp;in_page_id=2

Oh yeah, and be built an iceberg that used 2.5 million matchsticks.

Bigworm on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 1:45 PM

If anyone can find the video to this please post it, as I and i am sure most of you would love to see it.

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/local/14724178.htm

Bigworm on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Joe - Do you want a Fark party nattysci style?

http://www.fark.com/FarkParty.html

douglas on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 4:18 PM

anything going on tonight?

douglas on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 5:01 PM

family guy vs. american dad game:
http://www.addictingclips.com/Conte...B06A4A1CAD4EDC6

Wing Commander on Friday, June 02, 2006 at 5:53 PM

I will be at the BBC Beer Garden at St. Joe's orphanage enjoying some beverages. Douglas, are you allowed near that place?

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