A Dynasty Begins

trophy for being great The first mile started innocently enough. It had been 9 years since I've been in any sort of a race, so I knew that it would be foolish for me to run with the people that take off at the beginning of the race. They probably hadn't dedicated the past 6 years of their life to beer drinking and frozen pizza consumption. I settled into the back of the first pack of runners and hoped for the best.

It wasn't long before I was picking off some of the younger jack rabbits that had gone out way too fast. One dude was only 500m into the race before I passed him as he began to walk. By about three fourths of a mile into the race the main first pack that I was a part of had broken into four groups. The serious runners still running competitively at this point had put enough distance on me that I could barely see them. The hobbyist runners were still in sight, but their better training probably would be enough to keep their 100m lead on me away from any danger. There was a decent pack behind me that I could hear made up of people that while in decent enough shape, they just weren't good enough athletes to really keep pushing.

And there was my group. It was me, a pretty cute dark haired girl...and two nine year olds. The first nine year old was a blonde kid wearing an under armor track jersey. Too bad for this kid his shirt didn't help him when he got out too fast on the first mile and couldn't keep his blistering 6:30 mile pace. I caught him on the uphill as he looked to develop a cramp. Welcome to the big leagues, kid. The girl began to fade too and I started to pull away from my little group.

As we came down the hill I realized that I wasn't going to be catching anyone on that track. I'd have to make up 100m in a 250m course, and I just didn't think my stupid legs would handle that. And as if the pace of my race wasn't humbling enough, LRS was there playing music and I entered the stadium to Jewel's song "Am I Standing Still" - swear to god.

So I'm basically coasting through the last 200m of the race when I get to the last turn with about 75m to go. That's when I heard footsteps coming quick. Earlier I didn't think I had much left in the ol' legs, but instincts kicked in and I dropped the hammer. Dude didn't have a chance as I reached down and pulled away from him. As I turn around in the chute to see who was behind me I was greeted with the site of another 9 year old kid wearing glasses. Hopefully the little bastard learned his lesson: don't try to out kick a dude that that's a fourteen inches taller than you. It didn't look like he was crying, so hopefully I didn't crush his little spirits.

Brent and I stuck around for the awards ceremony to find out the winning times. As they went through the age groups, I found out that the 9 year old that I out kicked finished first in his age groups. I was proud of myself for not being beaten by anyone that was not born the last time I ran in a race.

Then they announced the winners of the 25-29 age group.

"First place: Brent Cecil. Second place: Some dude with grey hair. Third place: Phil Scott."

That's right - Natty Sci Cross Country almost completed the sweep of the heated 25-29 age group of runners. The trophy is going right on my fire place.

Posted by Phil on July 15th, in the afternoon | 419 comments

Comments

Phil on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 4:01 PM

For those curious about the overall times, Brent and I didn't get ours. I ran a 7 minute first mile and I didn't really ever deviate from that pace so I figure I was around a 13 minute 1.8 mile time. Vroooooooooooooooooooooom

Bigworm on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 4:03 PM

So Brent got boozed up and still kicked some ass. Take that bitches.

Phil on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Brent actually showed up like 10 minutes before the race so he didn't even warm up or stretch. Unfortunately the race organizers underestimated how many RUNNERS would be wearing mediums and not extra-larges, so Brent got stuck with an XL t-shirt. He was livid.

And then, right before the race they announced that if you e-mailed the organizers they could get you a t-shirt in your size. I could see the fire sink from Brent's face at that point.

Bigworm on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 4:29 PM

Good thing Brent is getting a new shirt because he would be steaming over this one.

joe on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 4:48 PM

Phil, so does this mean you are going to nut up this year and do the alumni run on august 10 with me?

Bigworm on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 5:07 PM

Wow - Joe has internet access. So what is the plan for tonight fellas anything?

Phil on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 5:12 PM

Consider me nutted up

joe on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 5:27 PM

I'm at Chris'. Sweet action Phil.

Bigworm on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 5:29 PM

So anything go on last night and is anything going on tonight?

joe on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 5:31 PM

Bmac and I went to Brendans and FABD last night. Douglas called saying he will probably go out tonight

joe on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 5:33 PM

Phil and Brent got too much exercise today, they need to drink

Brock on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 7:34 PM

I'm in town, so if you all plan to do anything, give me a call.

Bigworm on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 8:43 PM

Abby is out on a bachelorette party so consider me game.

Brock on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 9:39 PM

Any ideas? Stupid online RISK is sucking my life.

Green Baron on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 10:21 PM

2005 was the hottest year on record, and now 2006 is set to break it; but you'd be a terrorist and a non-patriot to believe in global warming

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060...6setsheatrecord

Phil on Saturday, July 15, 2006 at 10:40 PM

How about you crank up you A/C and stop hating america, you homo

Brock on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 1:49 AM

America! Fuck Ya!

Bigworm on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 1:57 AM

Pamela Rogers is going to prison.

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=5152469

Brock on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 1:59 AM

Wes, RISK?

Brent on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 12:21 PM

Phil, I think you forgot to mention, "the pretty cute dark haired girl" was also 9, you sick bastard. Overall, it was an epic finish for Natty Sci as we bowed our heads to receive our medals we could hear Douglas's "blaze of glory" being played in the background while the crazed buffalo flag flew overhead--witnesses were in awe of our stage presence.

joe on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 12:53 PM

Today's comics had a very good one today. If you read today's Opus it has a great outlook on soccer. I can't find it online anywhere yet, but it is good.

Marc on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 2:09 PM

Hey jay, the hot rocker girl I messaged you about last night is married. I had to fight out as she seemed as though she woulda been your future dream wife. The Band name was Repercussion. They played mostly guy songs that she sang. They style fit yours. and they had a lot of fun up there and fun to watch. Almost after each song i heard i was thinking. "jay would be in love if he was here." too bad she had to get married, that is so gay. here's a list of their covers. http://www.repercussionrocks.com/songs.html

Bigworm on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Brock - I was still up then...I was going to see if you wanted to come over last night to play Risk since I have a board as well..instead I went to bed around 2.

Brock on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 3:31 PM

Yesterday was a dorkfest... I played Online RISK while simultaneously playing my brothers in live RISK... I won both. Durp!

Bigworm on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 6:29 PM

way to go dork.

Phil on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 6:35 PM

wait, I went to the website marc linked and on their homepage it says this:
Phoenix Hill This Saturday July 15th!!! Print your Mojo profile and get in FREE!!!! Music starts at 10:30, Beer drinking starts hours earlier.....be there!!!!!!!

Marc...did you print out your mojo profile and get into PHT for free?

Phil on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 6:37 PM

it says that the chick in the band was in the UK Vocal department and my guess is that she's around 30 years old. Jerome, you know her?

http://www.repercussionrocks.com/melanybio.html

Brock on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 7:04 PM

You all are on the verge of stalking this woman... BRAVO!

Phil on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 7:27 PM

Since I've cut back on going to o'shea's I need to find some outlet for my stalking needs.

Brock on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 7:30 PM

And there is a lot less cost and face-slapping involved in this type of stalking.

Marc on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 7:41 PM

Wow, phil you are just scary now. Yes she is 30 or 31 I think. you wnat her mojo profile? you creepy stalker. Geez, your company didn't even bother to investigate you before they hired you. but you're investigating girls you've never met. She too fat for you anyway. not that she's fat, but she's not your normal Kiera Knightly-figure type.

Marc on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 7:51 PM

Guess what I just put at the top pf my Netflix list....
Road House 2: Last Call
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469965/

Brent on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 9:30 PM

Tomorrow we definitely need to be sitting inside.

Phil on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 10:31 PM

it'll only be 95 degree tomorrow at 7pm. Be a man about it.

Phil on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 10:31 PM

(for what it's worth, if we got to flanagan's for lunch I'll ask Sarah if they are going to move it inside because of the heat)

Bigworm on Sunday, July 16, 2006 at 11:42 PM

Marc - as well as you should have!

stew on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:16 AM

Ha! MySpace is fuckin awesome!

Marc on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:14 AM

Stew, what is your myspace page? i wanna see pictures of your hot booty calls. And phil can stlk them online... if he resorts to going to a myspace page...WHICH HE SAYS he won't do.

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 8:29 AM

Did anybody do anything this weekend?

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 8:45 AM

I played with my balls a couple of times

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 8:46 AM

sounds like fun

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 8:52 AM

Playing with my balls is highly overrated.

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 8:59 AM

2300 block of Lytle St. A woman said she was on a date with a man when she tried to leave. Another man told her he was holding her hostage until her date came back with his money about 11:30 p.m. July 1. A woman watched her, then stood by the door while other women beat the victim. Later the hostage was able to grab her cell phone and dial 911. The captors asked her what she was doing, and when she said she had called the police, they released her.

That's really upping the ante on crazy ass crime reports.

Jay on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Saturday I played knights of the old republic II: the sith lords for 14-15 hours straight. I have decided to get some exercise this week to try and make up for it. Joe said there was a race in august sometime. Is their a group for unathletic fat guys running just for the hell of it?

Jay on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:21 AM

And if LRS was really playing jewel, then they have gone gay.

Jerome on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:25 AM

Big Jay ... you can put me on the list of unathletic fat guys ... but not for the race ...

douglas on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:27 AM

did tony and dwight have a falling out or something? they were kinda bad mouthing vanetti this morning, and I couldn't tell if they were just fucking around or serious

Wing Commander on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:30 AM

Sent to one of the business partners over the weekend, and accidentally forwarded to me: DO NOT OPEN THE LINK OR YOU WILL PAY DEARLY!

Hi Chris,
me and Sarah discussed alot before taking this decision, and now we feel ready for this.
Well' come to you on next tuesday, as we agreed.
Sarah got a new dildo too, but she'll reserve it for our meet.

I've sent you a couple more pics and an video, have a look.
http://meandsarah.com.sapo.pt/sarah_and_me02.zip

Kisses and hugs,

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:36 AM

August 11th is a race near my condo called Race for the Hogs or something. It's a 1.8 mile race.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:49 AM

Brock - have you played the Classic Variant board on the Grand Strategy (RISK) site. It is a lot better and much hard than the original because you have additional lines connecting continents and additional islands.

For example, you can invade Australia from South America. You can get to Japan from Hawaii. Pretty good stuff actually.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:51 AM

I rode my mountain bike some (on the road of course) and played some online Risk with Brock. Other than that, didn't do a damn thing.

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:55 AM

How much did you ride?

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Friday - 0
Saturday - about 6 or 7 miles (damn that was a hot one and humid)
Sunday - 0 - had to cut my grass instead.

Tonight I will ride probably another 7 miles or so and will continue to do so until it rains again. During the week I probably ride somewhere around 30-40 miles depending if it is raining or not.

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Is there anywhere good to ride out there?

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 10:12 AM

I ride in my neighborhood, which has pretty good constant elevation changes no huge hills or anything like Waverly of course but good enough to give you a decent workout. My house pretty much has the highest elevation in the neighborhood so when I ride around the big circle street that I live on that is 0.8 miles and the good thing is the entire backside of the street is a gradual incline. Then when I do the hills they are steeper inclines that might go for like 0.1-0.2 miles. Of course I try to wait and do this for the hottest part of day.

There is a smaller flatter loop that is 0.5 miles too that I use to warm up and cool down and to sort of rest my thighs when they tighten up.

That use to kick my ass pretty bad because I would only shift my front gears (1-2-3) instead of my back gears (1-8) and I would ride 2-7 (14) the whole way until my thighs would tighten up so I would shift down to 1-7 (7). Imagine the change again from 7 to 14, not going gradually like I do now. That will really tighten your legs up pretty quickly.

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 10:22 AM

My uncle kicked my ass on bikes yesterday. He is a huge bike guy so I took my bike out there to get a tune up, and he made me go on a ride with him. 33 miles later we were done. My legs hurt. We went from Irquois Park area down new cut around Jefferson Memorial Forest somehow ended up way out dixie. It sickened me how he was out on a leisurely stroll effortlessly riding and I was hurting. Oh ya, and my 10 year old cousin was riding my tail the entire time. I figured I could keep up with him.

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 10:23 AM

I am like you, 5-10 miles is a good ride. My uncle is trying to get me to do a 60 miler next month.

douglas on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 10:50 AM

i need to get a new bike, that's much better than running, which is what i've been forced to take up. i'd much rather bike 10 miles than run 2. i don't know what's better for you, running or biking, but ol' scotty bin wiegandt ruined running for me

stew on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 10:53 AM

Marc, my MySpace handle is louisvillecardinal05@hotmail.com...i don't have any pix yet but I'm gonna put some on this week.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Joe was your uncle on a mountain bike or road bike? I am assuming you were on a mountain bike and if so, I believe it would be harder on the mountain bike than on the road bike. So the fact that he bikes all the time and is on a road bike helps him big time.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Douglas - I bike because it is better for the knees.

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:12 AM

We were all on mountain bikes

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:12 AM

this conversation is funny to me because I was looking at bikes last night. My latest plan is to buy a 1997 Accord ($2500) and then buy a bike that I could ride to work

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:17 AM

I wish I could bike to work

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:17 AM

A sad day for all men.

http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/pr...&ID=5869103

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:19 AM

btw, I'm reading the horsemen of the esophogus book and I'm on the chapter on chicken wings. It seems most of the competitors are around the 110 range over a 15 minute period. With proper training, I wonder if we could get Chris Burket into the wing bowl?

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:20 AM

I love my bike and it's a blast to do. After they get the bike loop done in the city I plan to do that...not sure if I will bike all the way down to Shawnee Park but I will definately do something.

Energy prices are only going to continue to rise, I wish my office wasn't in the ghetto or 20 miles away because I'd bike to work if it wasn't.

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Carl Monday is still watching you masturbate:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/whim...ving-187578.php

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:25 AM

That was awesome

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:36 AM

1900 James Cagney actor, A yankee doodle dandy, hold that grapefruit
1917 Lou Bourdeau baseball player/manager (1948 AP Athlete of Year)
1917 Phyllis Diller Lima Ohio, comedienne (Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number)
1934 Donald Sutherland Canada, actor (M*A*S*H, Body Snatchers)
1949 Terry "Geezer" Butler bassist (Black Sabbath)
1952 David Hasselhoff Balt Md, (Revenge of the Cheerleaders, Night Rider)
1960 Scott Norwood NFL kicker (Buffalo Bills-Superbowl XXV goat)

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 12:19 PM

the stats page showed someone found the sci by searching
"if i knew it was that kind of party i'd stick my dick in the mashed potatoes wha"

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 12:24 PM

soccer in comic form

http://www.comics.com/wash/opus/

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 12:35 PM

I've always been curious about how people find us with the "stick my dick in the mashed pototatoes" search phrase, because google doesn't have a single page on our site with the words if i knew it was that kind of party i'd stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. Well, I guess they do now.

btw, it's a beastie boy quote

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 12:36 PM

even more carl monday watching you masturbate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htm9...%20masturbation

A girl broke the sink in the bathroom of the library

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 12:37 PM

Wes, yes I've played the classic variant board. It has some glitches sometimes, not allowing you to attack from New Zealand to Argentina or Greenland to the Nunavet Territory. He's fixing those things now. I'm not sure how much I like the variant board, but it mixes things up.

Michelle has been trying to get me to do that 60-mile bike trip as well. I think I did about 4 miles last week on the hills here in Cincy, and I won't do that 60-mile thing unless its flat... and if I get my back tire aligned. But I did hear it goes down to Bardstown, so maybe they'll have free whiskey at the end.

Jay on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 12:55 PM

So, apparently, I need to get a bike.

Marc on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 1:09 PM

Brent, I hope you have a Cingular phone if you want to catch all of Entourage.
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/media/hb...ones-187136.php

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 1:14 PM

Why would he want to watch the show he stars in? He made it, he knows what's going to happen.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Philc0 - I thought you always made reference to my friend who stuck his dick in his wife's mashed taters so she would suck it.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Way to go Jeremy Piv....I mean Brent Cecil.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 1:30 PM

I just found that out Brock I was attacking from Oik.....in canada to Greenland and it wouldn't let me do it was is bullshit.

I had an army of 16 waiting for the shock and awe steam rolling him then heading into Europe and now I can't. I just moved them all to Brazil so he knows here I am going.

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 1:56 PM

So, informal study. What type of bikes you guys got? I'm looking to spend ~$700

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 1:57 PM

for what it's worth, I'd probably be looking at an XC bike...

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 1:58 PM

I have a mongoose I got for $189.99 from Dick's some 3-4 years ago

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 1:58 PM

I recommend Gary Fischer and Cannondale

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:00 PM

I bought a Trek 4900 series for $619.00

This is what he recommended at the store and it had some upgrades like the better chain system, better gears, better shocks, disc brakes...etc..I am really happy with my bike...good bike indeed.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:01 PM

Adrian has a Cannondale and I am sure will be more than happy to discuss that brand with you and of course Gary Fischer is a with in mountain bikes. Both are solid.

douglas on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:10 PM

not sure why but i find this pretty funny:
http://www.pauldavidson.net/2005/11...-shot-espresso/

Jerome on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:10 PM

Huffy ... Wal Mart ... bow down

Jay on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:12 PM

Ok, Jerome. You and I can ride our Huffy's. That sounds like a plan.

douglas on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:12 PM

so what happened to schwinn? are those shitty now?

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:13 PM

I think Schwinn and Mongoose are the same ownership now. My uncle was riding a schwinn yesterday

Jerome on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:13 PM

I think Schwinn and Trek are the same people

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:29 PM

I ride a Trek... I don't know the model. Michelle has a Cannondale.

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:36 PM

I'm scared to spend too much money on a bike because I ride like a fucking idiot and have wrecked way too many times doing stupid shit

adrian on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:41 PM

This is your bike philco....

http://www.litespeed.com/bikes/2006.../ghisallo_.aspx

all for a low price of 10,000 clams

adrian on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 2:45 PM

I have the 2004 version of this bike... (gray not red)

http://www.cannondale.com/bikes/06/...model-6FS4.html

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:05 PM

I haven't been offroad yet really so I am sure I will wreck a lot too as well.

joe on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:06 PM

I can bunny hop on my bike again and I am working unsuccessfully at riding on one wheel

Green Baron on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:09 PM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ladysitters.html

Green Baron on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:16 PM

Near the end of Carl Monday watching porn, the old dude that touched the librarian looks just like "Old Blue" from Old School; doesn't he? Yah, he's dead, but it looks just like the dude.

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Stop jerkin' off Wes and Baron. Its your turn!

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:35 PM

GeneralZod is about to kneel before me. He is down to 3 countries.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:35 PM

Brock what are you talking about?

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:41 PM

Your turn took like 40 minutes... I thought you died from happiness.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:44 PM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/607170372

funny stuff. Stupid people.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:45 PM

Sorry I had to actually work.

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Stop lying, we all know you don't actually work.

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Finish off Zod! He's my punching-bag alter-ego.

douglas on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 3:59 PM

for all you star wars fans:
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1699421/

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 4:28 PM

General Zod - kneel before me!

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Yeah, that sucked. What sucks even more is that Rommell is tied up in 4 games that aren't going anywhere. I hate people you never return. There should be a nuke option where we just blow their countries off the map.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 4:34 PM

Yeah I was wondering what happens when someone misses their turn. Apparently nothing. I am stuck in 3 like that.

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 4:36 PM

He's supposed to be installing a "surrender" option, so you can bail out of a game that is dead. He's made a couple of fixes lately, but that still remains the biggest hastle. Email him, he's very receptive to suggestions.

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 4:39 PM

There should be a force to surrender option and if they don't respond within 24 hours you win.

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Agreed. The 24 hour timer actually serves no purpose as it is... it just restarts after it hits 0. They should at least make that person skip their turn.

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 5:14 PM

Ok, I'm going to actually replace the Natty Sci Arch-Nemesis links with Risk and whatever else people suggest. So, what games need to go up there?

Brock on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 5:18 PM

The Christian Moerlien Online Cornhole, Candystand Golf

douglas on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 5:20 PM

addictinggames.com and nabiscoworld.com are good game sites for dicking around at work

douglas on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 5:20 PM

adultbuffet.com is a personal favorite as well

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 5:24 PM

Brock - join the game Isaac has.

Brent on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 6:08 PM

Phil if you're looking to commute to work you better look at getting a couple xtra rims to switch out, otherwise get a road or hybrid bike. Hybrids you can pick up for a few hundred, while a bottom of the line road bike, like the one I have, is around $700.

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 6:36 PM

hmmm, I'm leaning towards this one then:
http://www.fisherbikes.com/bikes/bi...amp;bike=Kaitai

Bigworm on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 8:07 PM

This is my bike.

http://schellers.com/itemdetails.cf...=39&id=2543

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 9:51 PM

Speaking of dynasties, Natty Sci Trivia was victorious in a come from behind victory in which we waged 0 points on the final round question to stay at 69 points. From 2nd to last to first place because everyone else is stupid.

adrian on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:00 PM

Fishers are made by Trek so they should be great bikes.

Phil on Monday, July 17, 2006 at 11:27 PM

the greatness that is Video Game Bo Jackson:
http://deadspin.com/sports/tecmo-bo...ance-187794.php

Brent on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 12:13 AM

Oh I forgot to tell you Phil disc breaks are a waste of money unless you are getting into some really sloppy terrain, otherwise its like buying the undercoating and rust proofing on a car.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 12:55 AM

Yeah mine came with the model and since I'd rather be covered just in case for that one time...it was well worth it to me.

joe on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 8:06 AM

Hey phil I saw that video game bo video yesterday. Fantastic. We came up with the idea at work that G4 needs a show that is simply watching people play video games like that. There is a video on Youtube of someone demolishing Mario 3. 15 minute video yet I watch the entire thing.

adrian on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 8:31 AM

Here is a price list of AMD's processors...the second column will be the price after the new intel chips release....amd is deffinately trying to stay competitive.

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=3361

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Interesting.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060715...ter_on_the_left

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 9:30 AM

i've seen the video too of someone beating the original mario bros. in like 3 minutes, which is also a classic, i can't wait for YouTube to like get their own television station, where it would be nothing but YouTube clips all day long

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 9:57 AM

Douglas - just in case you need this for like 18 years in the future.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/dear_margo/..._howard20060713

However, I think a good ole beatdown will fix any problems you might have.

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Hey Brent, I don't know if you noticed, but only two people where in the 30-34 age group so if Jerome's ass made it to the race we would have had THREE people placing.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:10 AM

This might be a re-post..but here is Chad Vader.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:13 AM

As you can see...star wars is the theme for the day.

Funny VAder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D47...h=darth%20vader

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Using Vader to scare your wife and filming it...priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASnF...h=darth%20vader

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:24 AM

Fuck a lightsaber...vader's weapon of choice is a Luger.

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:25 AM

wes, you're right, a beatdown would be in order. i'm anxiously awaiting her first date, whenever that day comes, i'm going to have a party and invite all of my obnoxious friends (natty sci) and we're going to scare the living hell out of that poor kid

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:28 AM

the theme of the party will be trailer trash, and everybody has to dress in a wife beater with holes in it and get plastered, and say the absolute rudest things possible to that unlucky soul who decided to ask my daughter out

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:29 AM

any knives and/or guns you could bring would be helpful as well

adrian on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Just tell the dude you will do to him what ever he does to your daughter

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:36 AM

I can't wait.

I am calling dibs on this.

"Boy lemme tell ya sumtin'. That their is D's lil girl. Now we all respect D and his lil girl so don't ya do nothin' that will hurt D's lil girl. Oh and whatever you do to her, I'm gonna do to you cutie"

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:36 AM

Damn you Adrian - it took me like 5 minutes to type like a redneck.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:37 AM

And make sure we are watching Deliverance.

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:57 AM

as an added bonus, i'm gonna throw a dip in and let the spit drool down my chin and onto my shirt

adrian on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:03 AM

Then you follow up with "You sure have a pretty mouth"

joe on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:05 AM

The wife beater with the dip drool is key

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:08 AM

And we need to drink Red Dawg Beer!

Jay on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:13 AM

The only problem with the "whatever you do to her, i'll do to you" thing is, what if he goes down on her? Or what if he is really a freak, and asks her to strap one on and give it to him? Or what if he asks for a golden shower. You kind of have to think about that before the blanket
"whatever you do to her, i'll do to you". A more appropriate response would be, "If you touch her, I'll cut you." Or, if you're chuck norris "If you touch her, I'll give you a swift roundhouse kick to the face."

Jay on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:16 AM

So you're saying there's a chance.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...o.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:16 AM

Jay I don't think a 16, 17 or 18 year old kid is that freaky. But who knows this is a freaky world.

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:21 AM

any kid who gives my baby a golden shower dies immediately, and kaelyn never gets out of her room again.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:22 AM

And Jay get's roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris for even making such comments....?

Jay on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Douglas, she is giving HIM a golden shower. Thus, for the "what you do to her I do to you", he pees on you. That's the only point I was trying to make.

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:29 AM

technically i can kill u for thinking my daughter would ever do such a thing

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 11:44 AM

I found that the nicer the father was the worst I felt about having a couple of fingers in his daughters private area.

joe on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 12:03 PM

wow

Jay on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 12:21 PM

I wasn't talking about your daughter specifically, I was talking about the flaw of the "whatever you do to her, I do to you" statement. You need to lighten up a little bit.

joe on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 12:33 PM

Has anybody listened to Bronson Arroyo's CD? I am sampling it on Amazon.com and it doesn't suck

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 12:45 PM

that's a ringing endorsement if i've ever heard one joe, and jay, i was joking, but one day you'll understand if you ever have a daughter. i know that's not very likely with a lot of natty sci, but it's true

joe on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 12:48 PM

There is a CD of baseball players called "oh say can you sing" and it sucks. It has this pitcher Matt Ginter playing the banjo and it sucks. Of course he is from lexington.

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 12:59 PM

I know I'm not having a daughter... because I'm a Schweitzer, we only have boys. Breed conquest!

Wes, do we know this zigzag fella?

Jay on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 1:10 PM

Let's be honest. None of us really need to breed.

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 1:13 PM

are you kidding me? and deprive the world of more lil' edougs? i think not!

Jay on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 1:15 PM

Happy birthday to Vin Diesel, 39, Kristin Bell, 26, and Daron Malakian, 31. (the courier journal had is as Daron, but I always thought it was Damon. However, I'm too lazy to do the research)

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 1:20 PM

It's Daron
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daron_Malakian

I think I have some weird problem with needing to look things up on the internet. It's like when I'd say things like "I wonder what 762 * 15 is?" and Mindy would HAVE to do the multiplication in her head.

I will seek help immediately

Marc on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 1:23 PM

Amazing or stupidity?
The World's most dangerous comic
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles...rous_Comic.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 1:28 PM

I don't know zigzag, but I think Isaac and I should make him pay royally!

Also, I am making it to Wick's early again...maybe this time at 5:45 just to prove a point to the she-male. So if anyone wants to join me in my fun for the evening meet me there and secure the booth.

Marc on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 1:35 PM

I haven't been going to the movies much recently (because i'm poor) But i'm gonna see Clerks 2 this weekend. anyone wanna tag along?
http://www.clerks2.com/redband/index.html
(link to trailers, includer "red band" trailer with curse words)

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 1:37 PM

Damn you General Zod - For the record, I hate fucking Africa.

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 1:41 PM

here's a really good article about Film Critics in the times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/18/m...&ei=5087%0A

For the second time this summer, then, my colleagues and I must face a frequently — and not always politely — asked question: What is wrong with you people? I will, for now, suppress the impulse to turn the question on the moviegoing public, which persists in paying good money to see bad movies that I see free. I don’t for a minute believe that financial success contradicts negative critical judgment; $500 million from now, “Dead Man’s Chest” will still be, in my estimation, occasionally amusing, frequently tedious and entirely too long. But the discrepancy between what critics think and how the public behaves is of perennial interest because it throws into relief some basic questions about taste, economics and the nature of popular entertainment, as well as the more vexing issue of what, exactly, critics are for.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 2:06 PM

Brock - I was cringing when you and I were fighting over Africa....something tells me bad things are gonnahappens when you fight Rommell in Africa.

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 2:44 PM

Which game do you speak of? I'm playing like 12 games, 2 of which are active.

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 2:55 PM

Registration for the Run for the Hogs race on August 11th:
http://www.cherokeeroadrunners.org/...egistration.pdf

You know it's a classy race because they used Comic Sans for their flyer

joe on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 3:01 PM

the t shirts are cool. I did it back in high school

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 3:04 PM

There is a 4 mile race next week at Slugger field where the top 3 in each age group gets a mini bat as a trophy.

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Looks like my Netflix watching habit has a name: The paradox of abundance
http://online.wsj.com/public/articl...ml?mod=rss_free

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 3:18 PM

I think this is the 60-mile bike trek that goes to Bardstown. Apparently everyone gets sloppy drunk once they get there with Jim Beam hospitality.

http://www.kylung.org/biketrek.html

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 3:30 PM

And to continue the race theme, the Bad to the Bone Duathalon
http://www.badtothebonerace.com/index.htm

If I am in good enough shape, I might be tempted to do this. I figure I can get in shape to run 6.2 miles and ride 25.3 through Big Bone Lick by September...

ha, ha. No way in hell could I do that.


There is a "Sprint Duathalon" on August 13th where we can do a relay at Long Run Park
http://www.khfduathlonseries.com/

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 3:36 PM

good article on minor league on espn.com:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=caple/060718

Here's the best part:

"I try to explain what I do to my friends in Brazil," Gomes says. "I say, 'I live in the United States and I play baseball.' And they say, 'What the hell is baseball?' They think it's football. To become a pro soccer player is very hard in Brazil -- 95 percent of the people play soccer. But I don't like soccer. I like baseball. It's an intelligent sport. In soccer, all you do is run and run."

joe on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 3:48 PM

http://ravishingrickhaiku.blogspot.com/
http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/st...1823110,00.html

just a few things I found

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Actually I might be willing to do that 60 mile trek to bardstown. They have a beginners riders thing where they cap you at 35 miles per day. And since I am riding a mountain bike that should be interesting enough.

adrian on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 3:57 PM

If i had a road bike i would try that bad to the bone race. I would need to condition for the 6 mile run though.

Brent on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:07 PM

Adrian, Im down for the duathalon.

I think there was more to that quote Douglas:

"I like baseball. It's an intelligent sport. In soccer, all you do is run and run; not like baseball, where you can get fat, out of shape, and eat pork rhines and still be considered an athlete."


Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:09 PM

And while we are on athletic topics, here's one that is very important to me: Bellarmine Flag Football.

With Marcus Brodie a student at Bellarmine this fall, I think he MUST look into signing up a team that has alumni players. If a roster with Alumni is not allowed he MUST join a random team or form his own under the Natty Sci banner. Marc is the only male member of Natty Sci to have not played Bellarmine intramurals.

I see no way around this.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:12 PM

Isaac - you are up on Risk.

joe on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:14 PM

We come back as alumni in better shape then when we were there?

adrian on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:17 PM

The relay race woulde be cool because three of us could run the two miles. We would just need a person for the biking session.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Xenu returns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZb2VlDyYvk

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:21 PM

How about your friend at work who bikes? Or do you want it to be nattysci?

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Schellers Fitness and Cycling - you guys can do a 3 man relay team.

Brent - 2 mile run
Adrian - 10.5 mile bike
Phil - 2 mile run

joe on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:24 PM

5K Run
30K (18.6 mi.) Bike
5K Run

I think that is doable, not sure how fast, but doable

adrian on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:25 PM

I don't have a road bike....Thats why we need some one with a road bike.

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:27 PM

I'd be possibly convinced to the the Bad to the Bone Duathalon. Its a good excuse to not be fat, and the last time I partied at Big Bone Lick, it was priceless.

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:37 PM

Is a 10.5 bike ride on a mountain bike really that bad? I mean, I have to take two advils just to go run.

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:38 PM

The distance really isn't that bad, but I think Adrian wants to compete, and a guy riding a road bike versus a guy on a mountain bike is no match (on the road).

adrian on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:40 PM

Brock is exactly right.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:41 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/

watch CHTV #4 on the front page. It's pretty good. And they have infomercial for the greatest product of all time.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Mountain bikes are heavier and the gears are different and the riding position isn't aerodynamic.

Green Baron on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:02 PM

What's the fucking deal on the Risk game? In one profile, I'm playing 2 games, but can't join another as it keeps telling me I'm in 4, but I'm not. In another profile, I'm playing 1 game and it is telling me the same shit.
Where did this fucker learn to program? J.C. Penney?

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:03 PM

I think the baron just coined my new favorite thing to say at work while doing support

Green Baron on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:05 PM

Actually, I modified and ripped it off from "Spies Like Us".

I was also serious, does anyone got any clue? Should I send Sr. Dipshit an e-mail.

Green Baron on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:05 PM

Also, I created another account.
Who's up for a game? We need to time it so no fuckers get involved, and we also need to set the player limits

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:08 PM

I'm having the same problem while playing 3 games. I've already emailed him about the issue. I'm in a running diaglogue fixing problems with him. I think he should pay me for this.

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:08 PM

I am ashamed at not getting the Spies like Us reference. I knew it sounded familiar though.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:09 PM

I own that movie if anyone wants to borrow it.

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:11 PM

I also own your soul in case you want to borrow that.

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:12 PM

did u fuck him in the ass or something?

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:17 PM

Nope.

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:19 PM

Signed it over in a drunken stupor. Someone has Chris' too.

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:20 PM

And the owning of a soul from fucking in the ass is only applicable to women. If you fuck a guy in the ass, you're just gay.

Fuck a girl in the ass, you own her soul. Man Law.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:21 PM

Wow...Brock busting out Man Law.

Douglas quit being gay!

douglas on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:24 PM

fuck u, u can only wish i was gay u homo, then you'd be offering me your soul all the goddamn time

Brock on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 5:57 PM

Damn it Douglas! He can't give you his soul that way. Maybe, if he got a sex change and then offered up the poop-chute plunge, then maybe you could get his soul, but I don't think this abuse of the Man Law would be tolerated.

Fuck a girl in the ass, own her soul.
Amendment 1: Does not apply to post-op trannies. Man Law.

Green Baron on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 6:19 PM

your go brock on risk

Dave on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:18 PM

NCAA College Football 2007 came out today, and I would have figured Phil would have said something since he was counting down the days. What a let down.

Phil on Tuesday, July 18, 2006 at 10:49 PM

I have yet to buy it but I'll have a complete review up at the end of the week.

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 8:45 AM

200 block of W. Broadway. A man said he woke up on the ground, severely injured, between 6 and 10 p.m. July 6. The man said he remembered someone beating him when he left a bar but couldn't remember any details. The man drove himself to a fast-food restaurant when he woke up.

400 block of Fallon Way. Two people said a drunk threw a ceramic goose through a window about 10 p.m., then threw a flowerpot through another window, damaging furniture inside, then rammed the victims' apartment repeatedly with his car.

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 9:25 AM

Bengals Intrigued by Size of Local Murderer
http://sportspickle.com/features/vo...19-bengals.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 9:29 AM

Marc - Thanks again for that CD....it's awesome.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 9:32 AM

Nope, no guy is owning my soul except for a drunken night when I apparently sold my soul to Brock - though for some reason I don't think that ever happened. I remember giving you a signed statement by me that I'd get married by 25 and I did.

Furtherproof that I still own my soul - I can still open automatic doors in stores.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 9:52 AM

UK fans - New Football Committment for Class of 2007. Of course this isn't binding till he signs the LOI, however, UK has 3 commits so far all 3 star ranked players. I think they will have a total of 13 or players brought in this class due to oversigning last year nad having kids grey shirt.

Shane McCord -DT
6'1", 275 Pounds
Hartwell, GA
ranked 3 out of 5 stars
Offers from: UK, Tennessee, South Carolina, and Arkansas


Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Pretty funny article Philco.

joe on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 12:05 PM

this place is dead

joe on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Bigworm is 15 posts away from catching Phil as #1 on the prolific linkers list

Brock on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 12:48 PM

He should be docked half of those because they were re-posts.

Brock on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:00 PM

So, we're enjoying another $1 Beer Tuesday at the local pub, when who shows up? The new UC basketball coach and his assistant. Got to meet and greet Mick.... I've now officially met the last 3 UC basketball coaches in person... sweet!

I guarantee you won't see Ricky P or OTS strolling into Wicks to grab a bite and socialize with fans.

adrian on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:25 PM

Hell no you wouldn't. Ricky doesn't want to get anything on those Armani suits.

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:26 PM

i met rick pitino at bw3s

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:26 PM

oh, and at o'charley's

adrian on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:38 PM

Yeah, and i met michael jordan at seneca park.

adrian on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:40 PM

oh, and at mcdonalds

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:45 PM

I use to never re-post anything fucker...and then I called people out for re-posting my shit so I decided to make it a game and start re-posting other's shit.

douglas on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:55 PM

still doesn't count, and if you're ever lookig for ricky p, the best place to go is azalea's, that upscale restaurant on brownsboro right next to mockingbird gardens where he lives, and if u ever get a chance, u should check out his house, it is fucking PHAT

douglas on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:56 PM

actually, the funny thing is, his wife is the main one who lives there, he spends half the time at his apartment b/c they don't have a very good marriage

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 1:59 PM

New Sports Guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060719

Jay on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:09 PM

Time for douglas to take a shit.

douglas on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:10 PM

i just got done eating, so i'm gonna' let it marinate in there for a good 20-30 minutes first

Jay on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:10 PM

I'm closing in on 2 posts per day avg. Sweet.

Brock on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Wes, you've been reposting for as long as I can remember... you invented the re-post. Re-posting used to be cool, before you sold out and started doing it on purpose.

joe on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:16 PM

Wes reposting is like Arod not being clutch but padding his stats late in the game.

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:17 PM

douglas, just a warning it's a two parter because its 6000 words long so print both articles out

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:21 PM

unbelievable, fucking sports guy picked the same team as me as my bandwagon pick. I picked mine solely on jersey and team name though. No spoilers here, though, you'll have to read the article to find.

Here's a spoiler though: I will die alone.

joe on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:23 PM

I only printed out the first half when I went in

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:24 PM

Joe - of course the difference is Arod is gay and I am straight.

joe on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:25 PM

You both are married therefore gay

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Calling someone gay for being married sold out a long time ago....time for a new thing.

douglas on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:30 PM

it might have sold out, however it still rings true

Brock on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Being called gay is annoying, isn't it.

joe on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:48 PM

I just called him Arod, he brought up gay

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:55 PM

Marc - here is the lizards in da jam I was talking about yesterday.

I love this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlui...ch=lizard%20eat

and watch out for Hitler Tuna

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Brock - If anyone on here gets annoyed for being called gay they shouldn't post on here.

adrian on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:04 PM

For the records...Cat Osterman...I would totally put my penis in her.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:08 PM

We know you would Adrian.

douglas on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:08 PM

i don't think anybody's skin is too thin on here anyway, if it was they'dve been run off a long time ago

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:17 PM

Adrian - how long did your abs hurt after the wheel of death. Mine were still sore yesterday when I work up...but it is only when laying down and getting up they are sore or I notice them.

adrian on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:20 PM

mine are still a little sore as of right now.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:21 PM

yeah hands down those are the best ab exercises

Brock on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:28 PM

Cat Osterman vs. Jenny Finch?

What the hell is the wheel of death?

adrian on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:29 PM

Osterman...hands down

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:32 PM

Wheel of death = ab wheels

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/abwheel.htm

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Oh and word on the street be that Mercedez is bringing back the Gullwing! Saw pics of it today and damn that thing is awesome.

Marc on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Okay, I just found out I got invited to a Wedding in October. And as of now do not know If I am getting a plus one or not. An since it has been a while since i've seen my friend, I know I will know only some people there but none of them great, so now I need encouragement to drop some weight so i can hit on some brides maids. Or possibly a cool hot girl to go with me.

douglas on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 4:46 PM

that's not enough motivation already? what's better motivation than girls and ass?

douglas on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 4:46 PM

i can't beat that

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Let's see Marc not only needs to drop some weight and get and shape, but he also is required by MAN LAW to play intramural football at Bellarmine.

Problem solved.

Marc on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 4:52 PM

No, I have my motivation. I just need my friends, let's say for the argument that, you guys are my friends, to tell me, "Do you really need to eat that piece of pizza you tubby lard? I hope the photographers at the wedding has a wide-angle lens." etc Although, I know this will get out of hand, but some criticism for my chunky ass is needed. Phil can use the line "If you wanna hit on my cousin, you gotta hit the gym...lunchbox."

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 4:55 PM

I know have NCAA 07 for the 360 in my possession. I also purchased an Xbox Transfer kits so once FairdaleKings gets the rosters typed up I'll have the names for the game if anyone wants those.

Brock on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 5:01 PM

Off to see the Reds-Mets for $4! Rock on!

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 5:18 PM

courtesy of wade, space invaders...PLAYED WITH PEOPLE
http://hight3ch.com/post/space-inva...th-real-humans/

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 5:22 PM

marc - well atleast you didn't eat the whole damn pizza like I did lastnight.

Marc on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 5:38 PM

true wes, but i did that last week wes, to the next bigger pizza. although sausage is more filling than pepperoni i believe. great here come the gay jokes with that comment.

douglas on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 5:39 PM

haha, you're gay

Jay on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 5:45 PM

Is the person getting married anyone I know, Marc?

Marc on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 5:53 PM

jessica miller. So Rutledge will be there and maybe Eicher, who knows who else. I met many of her school friends before. but it has been like 10 years. (damn i'm old) (NOTE: I refrained from using most full names listed to keep phil's creepy ass from internet-stalking them.)

Jay on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 5:59 PM

I need you to do me two favors. First, congratulate jessica for me. Second, tell eicher I was glad she lost the miss america pageant. Or miss USA, whichever one.

Phil on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 7:08 PM

You mean Ashley Eicher, Miss Tennessee 2004?
http://orig.jacksonsun.com/misstn20...interview.shtml

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 7:16 PM

Phil - quit creeping me out. I am convinced you really are a stalker.

Marc on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 7:48 PM

Well I just got on the treadmill for a 2.5 mile trek. followed by some upper body free-wieght lifts. nothing too much, want to ease back into it without too much pain. One day complete in Operation: Run Lunchbox Run.

Marc on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 7:53 PM

Oh I found out that I am two classes away from having enough creditials to teach middle school english. that is just sad, because I never read, and as you all know i am a horrible speaker and typer.

Marc on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 8:13 PM

Sure to excite Brock... Spielberg talks about Jurassic Park IV and Indiana Jones IV
http://www.spielbergfilms.com/general/972

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 10:14 PM

"Operation Run Lunchbox Run" - I like it.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 11:58 PM

Some Kentucky fans bring us all down.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/coll...ns_x.htm?csp=34

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 at 11:59 PM

HS football players dies after practice.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...SPORTS/60719041

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:01 AM

I didn't think that was St. Matthews.....I thought this was Lyndon?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60719045

Regardless man down.

Phil on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:38 AM

I had to run around Seneca in the dark tonight because of this:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60719040

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 8:29 AM

Hey brock I ws at the Red's game too

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 8:59 AM

with tom hanks, dennis miller and ron howard in attendance at last nights red's game, we passed the time during the 2 and a half hour rain delay with the game what quote would you have tom hanks say if you could make him say one from his movies?

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:05 AM

Joe - that is one hell of a question. Do you go for comedy (Bachelor Party, Joe vs. the Volcano) or drama (Saving Private Ryan), I am throwing romantic comedy out the window (You've got mail).

Hmmmm....I must ponder this one for a while.

adrian on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:18 AM

WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Phil on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:24 AM

Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability...

(I think I'm the only person who liked that movie)

Phil on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:24 AM

and I am currently eating waffles

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:25 AM

My clear favorite was "are you crying?"

Phil on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:33 AM

well, a League of their Own is an obvious choice. If we are allowing that movie you have to go with "Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on? "

Brock on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:49 AM

Yup, I was at the game. Ate at hooters, took the ferry over, then proceeded to spend an arm and a leg on beer to pass the time as we wondered around the stadium. I especially like the Machine Room.

And Wes, the old Camelot apartments on Westport and Herr Lane are in St. Matthews. That marks the most northeast point of Joe's future empire.

Jay on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Maybe I should become Mayor of Lyndon and annex that area.

adrian on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Its all about the Brain Cloud

Jay on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:55 AM

Wait, is a 1995 saturn the best this guy can afford? Someone need to give him a job, quick.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...t.ap/index.html

Phil on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:03 AM

I think Haley Joel Osment is playing Mac on It's Always Sunny under a pseudonym.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:09 AM

I think you could pretty much use any line from Bachelor Party.

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:24 AM

i think the fact that you're at a baseball game would force the line from 'a league of their own,'

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:26 AM

And a fan of baseball in general.

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:34 AM

I asked a movie buff at work and he said to reenact the scene from big with the piano

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:36 AM

i do actually like adrian's idea of getting him to scream "Wilson!"

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:39 AM

anything good from turner and hooch?

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Not unless you bring in a mastiff and have Tom explain to him "This is not your room"

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:41 AM

You know I have never seen the movie Castaway.

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:49 AM

it's honestly not that great, it's tom hanks and a volleyball for over two hours

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:51 AM

Yeah but I thought Hanks had the critics ranting and raving how well he acted with Wilson.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:51 AM

Isaac- you're up on risk.

do you know who the hell is zigzag?

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:58 AM

critically, yes, he did a good job of acting, blah blah blah, but it's not something you'd ever watch a second time.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 10:58 AM

I am sure China is scared.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060720.../arms_taiwan_dc

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Ah I see....not like girls gone wild that we would watch every day.

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:01 AM

speaking of Girls gone wild, Brock did you you see the 2 chicks kiss on the jumbotron?

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:18 AM

joe, did u ever see that girls gone wild with scroggin's ex leah on it?

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Isaac - if I were you I'd take North Africa and re-inforce into SA. I am gonna take it to this blue fucker.

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:45 AM

Barnowski, Dodson and Kaestner showed me one that had someone they knew. Might have been her.

Green Baron on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Sorry Wes, I think you are confusing me with someone else. I am currently in no games with Zigzag.
My profiles are
Green baron
greenbaron
houstoib

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:58 AM

You aren't General Zod?

Brock on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:01 PM

That would be I, the super-criminal from Krypton. General Zod is my waste alter-ego.

Brock on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:03 PM

Anyone care to play a team game. I haven't played one of those yet.

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:04 PM

i'd play if i knew what the fuck was going on, anything to keep me from work

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:09 PM

brilliant, but I would rule out december

http://www.chicagosportsreview.com/...ew.asp?c=181832

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:15 PM

at least the fags i know that have gotten married have been pretty considerate in that regard

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:17 PM

Scuba was in october, during baseball playoff games

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:20 PM

but it wasn't the world series, that's the key

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:21 PM

those are 7 game series so if u miss one game it won't kill u

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:21 PM

Brock - do you know who the fuck zigzag is. I completely decimated his huge army of 8 on Alaska and 4 in Scandanavia.

Trying to give you some breathing room.

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:37 PM

1519 Innocent IX 230th Roman Catholic pope (1591)
19-- Chris Cornell Wash, rock drummer (Soundgarden-Badmotorfinger)
1919 Sir Edmund Hillary one of 1st 2 men to scale Mt Everest
1933 Nelson Doubleday publisher (Doubleday)/owner (NY Mets)
1938 Natalie Wood [Natasha Gurdin], SF, (Gypsy, Rebel Without a Cause)
1940 Tony Oliva ball player, batting champ (AL Rookie of Year 1964)
1954 Jay Jay French NYC, guitarist (Twisted Sister-Not Gonna Take It)
1955 Michael Anthony bassist (Van Halen)
1956 Paul Cook drummer (Sex Pistols)
1957 Donna Dixon Va, actress, Mrs Dan Ackwoyd (Couch Trip, Bossom Buddies)
1958 Michael McNeill rocker (Simple Minds-Don't You Forget About Me)
1968 Chris Kennedy actor (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 12:49 PM

Congrats wes, you are ahead of phil by 1 on the all time posts lists

adrian on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:05 PM

Wes needs to do the typical athlete awards speach...

"I just want to thank God"...

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:40 PM

I just want to thank God, for giving me the ability to waste more time on this site posting pointless rants and re-posting someone else's pointless rants. I knew if I worked really hard I could one day achieve my dream.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Brock - you're up

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 2:14 PM

congratulations wes! job well done, you've truly inspired me to dick around at work and be as unproductive as possible

Phil on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 2:16 PM

500 block of W. Oak St. Oranges, popsicles. July 8.

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 2:21 PM

The one before that they stole the persons dog

Phil on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 2:22 PM

Stolen dogs seem to be pretty common on there. I wonder how one figures out their dog was stolen vs their dog running away

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 2:23 PM

So I saw a pic today of 3 JUCO pick ups that CATS have this year in football.

Remember this name: Jo'daine Craigman. This guy is freaking built and is a freak of an athlete.

stew on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 3:03 PM

So ever since I joined the Marine Corps, I have developed a liking for country music-which is weird because I used to hate it. Anyways, now I know what songs to play on the jukebox to make girls cry.

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 3:45 PM

Important stuff here, who is our fantasy football commissioner?

adrian on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 3:48 PM

I am off work tomorrow..just throwing it out there....

joe on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:14 PM

state fair free concerts who is with me?

Rick Springfield
with special guest Firefall

Thursday, August 17 - 8 p.m.

Ying Yang Twins
with special guest Naughty by Nature

Friday, August 18 - 8 p.m.

Smash Mouth
with special guest Fastball

Saturday, August 19 - 8 p.m.


An Evening with The Oak Ridge Boys

Sunday, August 20 - 8 p.m.

Boondocks and Raindrops, featuring
BJ Thomas and Billy Joe Royal
with special guest Gary Puckett

Wednesday, August 23 - 8 p.m.

An Evening With Puddle of Mudd
with special guest HourCast

Friday, August 25 - 8 p.m.

adrian on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Today at work:

Fat Intern Chick: wore a collar popped polo shirt.

Nerdy D & D Tech support dude: wore a sleeveless orange county chopper button down shirt.

Needless to say, both people probably hate me as of today for giving them shit

Jay on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Stew, Joe doesn't need music to make girls cry. And I would definitely go to see the yin yang twins if I wasn't so sure I would get shot.

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:41 PM

i went to see naughty by nature down at the waterfront in college one year, needless to say i was one of 10 white people there, and five of them were with me. it was a good time except for all the stares we got, which was from every single black person we walked by thinking 'do these honkies have a death wish.' what can i say, it was right after i had my wisdom teeth taken out and i was loopy on drugs and whiskey, so i didn't give a fuck. i'm sure the state fair would have more whiteys there though.

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:42 PM

i'd really be down for some rick springfield, i bet the mosh pit would be live

Brock on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:47 PM

I do enjoy the days in which I get to drink beer all day. 2 Liters of Hofbrauhaus beer is a good way to do lunch!

So, from Joe's post, he implies that there is a need for changing of the guard for fantasy football commissioner since I've been doing such a shitty job by making kick return points high. Well... fuck you Joe! Fuck you! I'm gonna make you eat my shit, then after you shit, I'm gonna make you eat your shit which is made of my shit. Fucker! Side note: Joe's joke of a fantasy baseball league is pissing me off! Ass clown!

I nominate Marc to be our fantasy football commissioner. I think we should also all throw in $10 to make it halfway interesting, and keep Chris from ignoring the entire season.

Just one more: A big fuck off to Joe!

I'm drunk.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:55 PM

Why would you choose this way, I have no idea.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060720...ginia_execution

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:57 PM

Brock - how do you really feel?

Anyways, for some reason I want to go to the beer tent at the fair. Anyone want to get drunk, then go to the fair and get more drunk?

Brock on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 4:58 PM

When is the fair? (I know, stupid question, but I live in Ohio, you bastards!)

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 5:00 PM

Brock click here.

http://www.nattysci.com/displayPost...94#comment22364

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 5:01 PM

August 17th-27th for Kentucky State Fair

http://www.kystatefair.org/general_info/index.html

douglas on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 5:13 PM

i'm always down to get drunk and then go get more drunk

Jay on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 6:16 PM

There is a new show on MTV called why can't I be you, and there was a girl talking about her ideal guy. She said she wanted a nerd who knew a ridiculous amount about star wars. I think I found the girl i'm going to marry.

Brent on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 7:01 PM

Someone please clue me in on what the cards mean on risk?

Marc on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 7:36 PM

Wow, I thought this movie franchise was over.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/te...mnt_medium.html
(The third movie was 14 years ago. and I think the movies started to fail once the vocal contributions by Corey Feldman were not attached to part II and part III.)

stew on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 8:11 PM

My next period of leave should nicely coincide with the KY state fair. It will be nice to actually be able to watch the concert instead of the crowd. Security detail at Ozzfest was ridiculous. It was barely controlled chaos. The Poison concert we worked was fun though-I saw some titties and Ron Jeremy.

Brent on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 8:13 PM

Anyone doing anything tonight, I don't have to work tomorrow?

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 8:53 PM

Brent - whenever you get one of each color or 3 of the same color you can trade them in for additional armies (the amount depends on if you have a flat rate or escalating rate). In the boardgame, whenever you trade in your cards if you control any of the countries on the card you get an additional 2 armies on that country for each country you own. I don't think you receive the arms bonus for controlling the country on the online game.

Brent on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 9:36 PM

Anybody keeping up with the tour? Landis fucking owned the stage today...does someone want to get together to watch the finish on Saturday? Another American is in striking distance!!!

Phil on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:10 PM

I've been following it online and seen it a few times on rebroadcast at 8pm. But 8am is way to early to watch the Tour de France.

Phil on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:13 PM

Always Sunny was a GREAT show tonight

Bigworm on Thursday, July 20, 2006 at 11:47 PM

DAmnit I forgot about that tonight and I even scrolled through to see it.

No matter though, Thursdays at 10 is Throwdown with Bobby Flay.

joe on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 8:17 AM

Philco, got the official Alumni run mailing and it said it is a 3k this year. Last year they tried to do the full 5k but shortened the course a little because of an archery tournament next to the course.

Marc on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 8:36 AM

The last 2 days I did 4k's on my home treadmill for Operation Run Lunchbox Run. (yes i have a treadmill at home and am still fat. hey i like to eat alright.) Although I'd still be apprehensive at first for signing up my fat ass for a 3k race. One because my pace would be much less then our two nattysci winners (of course.) and i like to distract myself by walking tv as i walk. (my current show is old episodes of Two Guys and a Girl (AKA: Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place) that I downloaded off the net. Maybe I'll use Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia next because its a GREAT show. (that goes out to Brent and Adrian). Why am I posting this? ..... it's early and I'm bored

joe on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 9:01 AM

wow 4 K. what is that 2.45 miles?

Phil on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 9:08 AM

Marc, at races you have far better distractions than TV shows. You have hot chicks in short shorts jogging, and the girls are all too focused on the race to care that you are basically dragging yourself through two miles focused on her butt.

Hey Joe, what date is the alumni again?

joe on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 9:12 AM

August 10th at 7 or something

Phil on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 9:30 AM

crap, that's what I thought. The run for the hogs is the 11th. Looks like a little doubleheader for that week.

douglas on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 9:33 AM

is everyone doing the alumni race? i got that mail too.

douglas on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 9:35 AM

best line from 'always sunny' last night:

charlie: i wish she told me she was pregnant, so i could go back and do the right thing

you mean be there for the kid?

charlie: no, i mean get an abortion

joe on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 9:35 AM

The Alumni run is the trinity cross country alumni run. Free food after the race is why I do it every year. White Castles and KFC.

douglas on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 9:35 AM

oh wait, i'm thinking of the BU alumni golf outing, I meant to ask Bmac if he wanted to do it, we'd kick ass

Phil on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 10:04 AM

dude getting tagged by a garbage can at the St. Louis game from the other night:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/...usch-188924.php

Bigworm on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 10:24 AM

What a better way to celebrate finishing the alumni run by chugging the KFC gravey!

joe on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Last to finish the race first in line for food

Bigworm on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 10:41 AM

And the most anticipated Power Ranking ever! NASCAR.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/wcS...CP&GT1=8393

We should do a Nascar Fantasy League and give major points for crashes, DNFs, blown tires, losing a gear..etc...

Jay on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 10:46 AM

I don't know how long it will stay up there, but the picture on the front page of http://www.cnn.com should have the caption "What now, motha fucka!"

Bigworm on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Our suspect that got beat by the cops and will get a bunch of money today is brought to you by cnn.com.

CNN has a video of 2 cops beating a suspect in an elevator. Check it out.

Jay on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 11:18 AM

The picture I was talking about is no longer up there, so it completely negates my quip. Damn you cnn for being up to the minute.

Bigworm on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 11:39 AM

UGA basketball player killed in car crash. Sad day for college basketball.

http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/s...0721brophy.html

joe on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 11:42 AM

1899 Ernest Hemmingway Oak Park, for whom the bell tolled... (Nobel 1954)
19-- Jim Martin rocker (Faith No More-The Real Thing)
1924 Don Knotts Morgantown WV, actor (Amdy Griffth Show, 3's Company)
1947 Cat Stevens aka Yusuf Islam, rocker (Peace Train, Father & Son)
1952 Robin Williams Chicago Ill, comedian (Mork & Mindy, Awakenings)
1955 Tacho Ocheriski singer (Putting on the Ritz)
1957 Jon Lovitz Tarzana Calif, comedian (SNL)

Phil on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 1:05 PM

New sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060721

Brock on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 1:28 PM

Talk about an overly-intense fantasy league!

Phil on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 1:41 PM

I figure if you have
1) money riding on it
2) more than 3 people that follow football playing
3) enough teams that people are forced to play guys like Brian Griese

things could get heated. In our league we mostly just like to rag on the commissioner. Speaking of which, its time to hit the free agent market and look for players that frequently get hit by pitches.

Brock on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 1:53 PM

I've been scouring the free agent market for pitchers that play often, so I can get my appearance score up.

douglas on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 2:04 PM

i'm not even going to get started on fantasy baseball, i have some real good players that aren't worth shit b/c they don't get hit by enough pitches, and good pitchers whose catchers don't throw enough people out trying to steal

Phil on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 2:15 PM

The nickle trick:
http://break.com/index/pool_table_n...ckel_trick.html

Phil on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 2:15 PM

err, nickel

Bigworm on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 2:18 PM

Adrian has informed me that I am a pretentious prick...so to all of you, my friends, I apologize.

Brock on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Apology accepted, just don't do it anymore.

douglas on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 2:24 PM

what exactly did u do to earn the 'pretentious prick' title?

Bigworm on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 3:07 PM

I'd rather not say, brother to brother talk, but I won't do it anymore so it's all good.

douglas on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 3:30 PM

alright, just got back from my afternoon shit, and the sports guy is a damn genius! we should so adopt a league like that. one more thing this year though, i would like to do a live draft, where we all meet up one night, get drunk, and make our picks. last year my computer had a firewall so i couldn't do it online and it fucked my team up and made some picks I wouldn't have.

Brock on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 3:44 PM

A live, in person draft is always ideal, but getting everyone together at the same time is almost impossible... especially when it comes to committing to something like that rather than just showing up to drink.

The nice thing about the online draft is that it keeps track of everything, and I don't really feel like organizing the details and recording everything for such a large draft. My family does a live, in person draft, which is fun because we get to harass my dad for picking Michael Vick every year... "this is gonna be his year" every year.

Jay on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 3:53 PM

That's...good to hear?

joe on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Any one up for the FABD tonight?

Phil on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 3:58 PM

This should make stalking actresses even easier now. IMDB added pictures to the full cast so when I watch Law & Order and spot a cute murder victim I can now identify her easier:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0242423/fullcredits

Phil on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Chasing the perfect taco:
http://travel2.nytimes.com/2006/07/...&ei=5087%0A

Brock on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 4:32 PM

Looks like this ZigZag fella has bested both Wes and I.

Bigworm on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 4:58 PM

Brock - you are zigzag.

Bigworm on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 5:02 PM

Assclown.

Brock on Friday, July 21, 2006 at 5:24 PM

No, I'm not. ASS!

Bigworm on Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 1:17 AM

zigzag = Michelle?

Brock on Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 1:18 AM

I have no idea who ZigZag is, no one I know, or at least informed me who they were.

Bigworm on Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 9:43 AM

Well apparently they are your idol...well they said General Zod was their idol.

So apparently you have a fan club.

Brock on Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 11:09 AM

He's probably just fucking around with you... but he did kick my ass.

Anyway... here is the bike trek I was SUPPOSED to post before.
http://www.okht.org/register.html

Phil on Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Let the Floyd Landis doping allegations begin!
http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/tdf20...tory?id=2526936

Phil on Saturday, July 22, 2006 at 1:40 PM

400 block of Meigs Ave. Personal hygiene items. Tuesday or Wednesday.

Bigworm on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 12:20 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/stor...CP&GT1=8393

Bigworm on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 4:32 PM

Brock are you doing the bike ride to Bardstown?

Brock on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 8:16 PM

Yeah, the 2nd one I posted... Michelle and I are doing it for sure along with Katie and some of her friends. She has confirmed that one of the distilleries does a whiskey tasting after the 1st day of biking... which means good times!

http://www.okht.org/register.html

Brent on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 9:53 PM

Brock, have you ever biked 100 miles before? Its not something you can wing.

Bigworm on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 9:58 PM

Brock - are you going to do the 50 mile, 7?mile or the 100 mile?

Bigworm on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 10:01 PM

Buffalo Trace is representing the bourbon boys to help celebrate.

Bigworm on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 10:03 PM

Anyone else want to do it? I dont' want to be the loner down there creeping people out...oh wait.

Jay on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 10:08 PM

I just created a new post, if anyone cares.

Add Your Own

User Name

Password

Your comment (just plain text, URLs will be converted automatically)