Countdown to Stagger

TrogdorThis friday is the second dragon stagger. Staggering is to commence sharply at 8:00 pm at the dragon. The plan is for people to meet at my apartment prior to then (I'm saying 6:30-ish so we can eat before hand). That would require people to leave Louisville at about 5:30. The plan is to take a taxi from my place. Unless a couple of people want to bite the bullet and drive (and, of course, not drink). We can take a taxi back to my apartment, and people can crash here. So, that's the plan.

By the way, I wanted to post a picture of a kick-ass dragon, but I couldn't figure out how, because I'm an idot.
Edit: one dragon added

Posted by Jay on July 23rd, at night | 1070 comments

Comments

Jay on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 10:08 PM

Woo-hoo! Big Jay's first new post in a long time.

Bigworm on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 10:11 PM

Brock - are you riding a mountain or road bike?

Bigworm on Sunday, July 23, 2006 at 10:30 PM

Crazy shit happening again. Not to far away from us this time.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/23/in...s.ap/index.html

Phil on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:01 AM

Hope you don't mind, but I added a dragon.

Jerome on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 7:46 AM

I usually don't like the Blue Collar Comedy stuff ... but damn .. http://view.break.com/131981

joe on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 8:00 AM

any Evil Dead fans?

http://www.empireonline.com/news/st...y.asp?NID=19149

joe on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 8:59 AM

My morning jacket opening for Pearl Jam

http://www.mymorningjacket.com/shows.html

Brock on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 9:15 AM

Mountain bike... its not a race. Just a long ride to go get drunk.

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Yeah I know it's not a race because us dudes on the mountain bikes would get smoked by the road bikes. Of course if they decide to ride off-road...game on baby.

So what route are you taking (the 50, 72, or 102 mile route)?

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 9:23 AM

It's Trogdorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Church on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 9:32 AM

http://www.1980-games.com/jeux-anci...ux-nintendo.php

adrian on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Church, are you married or just engaged?

Church on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 10:13 AM

Engaged.

Brent on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Who's up for some risk?

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 10:43 AM

I'll play.

Brent on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 10:46 AM

Join

Brent on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 10:47 AM

"Public 446" is the game

Jay on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 10:48 AM

Thanks, Phil. I need to learn some basic html so I can add pictures myself.

Brent on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:09 AM

One more, that wasn't a real game.

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Wow - that has got to be a world record. Defeated Brent in 4 rounds.

adrian on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Here you go Jay....

http://www.w3schools.com/html/

Brent on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:18 AM

I never played risk before this game, you loser.

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Yeah well it is probably because it was a simultaneous game....you can get the crapped kicked out of you really quickly.

joe on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Joanna just said GE blocked greenknuckles.com

Phil on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:39 AM

hmmm, I wonder what the process for blocking these sites are. I bet I could through together an alternate look for the site that looks to be legit. The question is, what type of site would be so boring that at first glance whoever had to audit the thing for content would get bored and wouldn't dig any deeper?

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:41 AM

So I was flipping through the TV channels and woah and behold the Miss Universe pageant was on.....and it was the bikini modelling! That is what I call the Jackpot baby. Oh and Abby insisted tha we watch it...like I was going to argue with this one.

All I know is Miss Japan was hot!

joe on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:43 AM

It was blocked for profanity.

douglas on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:48 AM

fuck that

Joanna on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Its actually just nattysci.com
greenknuckles is safe for now

Phil on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:04 PM

I might set up greenknuckles.com to be fuck free. Opinions.

Phil on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:08 PM

clarification:
by fuck free, I mean you can still type fuck, but when you look at the page it would say something else.

So if someone wrote "those ass fuckers at UPS wouldn't deliver the parts for my shitty refrigerator" it would display as "those butt humpers at UPS wouldn't deliver the parts for my poopy refrigerator" on greenknuckles.com, but would remain profane and insane on NattySci.

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:13 PM

Yeah might be good to create a word filtered version for greenknuckles.com.

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Oooh random though though, but then again you are creating a diluted version of our way of life and maybe our way of life shouldn't be enjoyed unless it is enjoyed to the extent that we enjoy it?

Just saying.

Brock on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Brent, winging grueling bike treks is my specialty. Actually, I have no idea which one we are doing. I'm assuming its the 70-miler, since she mentioned 35 miles a day, which is somewhat wingable...

also, we've been "training" by riding around the neighboorhood. Nothing trains you better for a bike trek than the crazy hills in Cincy and dodging bullets from 14-year olds who want your bike.

Brent on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:37 PM

Oh you're doing it in two days...nevermind, I thought you were going to be a man and knock it out in a day. You should at least get a couple 40 miler in so you know what it feels like, I think its a lot longer than you think.

Brock on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Oh, I know its gonna suck... but I have liquid encouragement waiting for me at the end!

Brent on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:39 PM

Also, I dont know if you own any cycling shorts or not but if you don't, I would say go ahead and spend the $20-30 for some; if not, you will be chaffed.

Brock on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Already planning on it. I have the gel cover on the seat, but I know I'll want the pants. I could just man up and do the whole thing standing on the peddles and never use the seat.

Brock on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 12:41 PM

I want to play a 3-man team on RISK. I have yet to get one of those games played all the way through.

Jay on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Thanks for the tutorial, adrian!

adrian on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 2:17 PM

I wanted to come off as a subtl jack ass. Hope it worked.

joe on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 2:51 PM

1870 Fred Law Olmsted Jr architect/landscaper
1898 Amelia Earhart into the wild blue yonder
1932 William D Ruckelshaus headed Environmental Protection Agency
1942 Chris Sarandon US, actor (Child's Play, Dog Day Afternoon, Lipstick)
1947 Robert Hays Bethesda Md, actor (Airplane!, Starman, Scandalous)
1951 Lynda Carter Phoenix Az, Miss USA/actress (Wonder Woman, Billie Jo)
1963 Kadeem Hardison actor (Dwayne-Different World)
1963 Paul Geary Boston Mass, heavy metal drummer (Extreme-More Than Words)

Brock on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 3:03 PM

Adrian, you came off more as a pretentious prick, so you may want to work on that. The subtle jackass is a difficult move to pull off.

adrian on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 3:04 PM

Note taken!

douglas on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 3:22 PM

i don't think any of us are very subtle assholes, the assholes part is extremely correct, just not the subtlely

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 3:36 PM

Incase you didn't realize this, there are 3 new maps on the Risk game.
They added maps for British Isles, Africa and Germany.

Some of the maps have rivers and mountains which I am guessing act as a boarder so you can't cross.

Jay on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 3:41 PM

Actually, I was being sincere when I thanked you. I really could do to brush up on my html. I didn't realize you were being a jackass.

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 3:49 PM

I am playing "Germany" right now. I can already tell you that Country domination isn't the same as global domination.

Brock on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 4:01 PM

I played the British Isles, and I agree, its just not the same as the classic.

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 4:20 PM

I even like the classic variant because there are additional countries and additional routes into Australia and South America and Africa and the such.

adrian on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 4:39 PM

Jay, would you post directions to your crib.

Phil on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 5:13 PM

Is this the year Michael Vick finally shows improvement?
What do you mean finally? He already has shown improvement. Don't you remember that one good passing game he had last season when he threw for an amazing 228 yards and one touchdown -- Whoa! -- against the Dolphins and said it was to "show everybody" that he is a great passer and that he no longer wants to hear people questioning his abilities? Well now that he's proven himself, it's time for his receivers to do their part and prove they can reel in balls thrown nowhere near them.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060724

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 5:18 PM

That is some good shit philco.

Jay on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 5:19 PM

No, I don't really want to post directions on the internet. You can call me and I'll give you directions over the phone.

douglas on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 5:23 PM

what's the worst that could happen w/ posting directions? some hot chick who's secretly had a crush on you for years pull a Phil and stalks you at night, until finally she can't take it anymore, break thru a window and rapes you while you sleep

Phil on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 5:46 PM

Volvo C30
http://www.automotoportal.com/artic...e_new_Volvo_C30

Phil on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 5:55 PM

Marc better stock up on lotion...Dakota Faning nude scene on its way:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/da...tion-188750.php

Jay on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 6:08 PM

You're right, douglas! That's the only possible thing that could happen.

douglas on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 6:25 PM

Wow, I guess that we're gonna' be lined up for that Dakota Fanning movie then huh? Or is that just me? Just for good measure....
http://www.bleacheatingfreaks.com/m...down/?id=105675

Brock on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 6:34 PM

Dakota Fanning's IMDB page has a movie credited to her that was made 6 years before she was born. If that isn't talent, then I don't know what is.

Bigworm on Monday, July 24, 2006 at 7:20 PM

The volvo is pretty nice phiclo.

Jerome on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 8:23 AM

Directions to Big Jay's.
- Hop on I-64 and drive toward Lexington
- After the Waddy/Peytona exit, roll down your windows
- When you hear bitches screaming, drive in that direction
- Follow the odor of wet panties to Big Jay's crib
- Jay's place will be the one with the strippers dancing in the living room and a sign on the door that says "Bring Your Own Jimmy Caps"
- Bring a bag of Doritos

joe on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 8:36 AM

3200 block of Kirby Ave. A woman said she was sitting on her porch with someone when three people came up to the fence and asked for a cigarette about 3 a.m. July 10. The person the woman was with told the three that neither of them had a cigarette. One of the people entered the yard and shot the woman in the chest, and all three ran off. The victim required surgery.

4400 block of Plantus Place. A man said someone he knew and someone he didn't know assaulted him with a gun and a stick about 10p.m. July10.

Eighth and Main streets. A man and woman said they were riding a moped near Fourth and Liberty streets when they noticed they were being followed by four men on two mopeds about 2:30 p.m. July 8. When the couple stopped in front of a business, a passenger on one of the other mopeds pulled out a gun and told the woman to get off her moped. The woman did, but she held on to it while the gunman tried to ride off on it. Finally the gunman got back on his friend's moped and the four drove off. The gunman and his driver were later arrested after another robbery.

3600 block of Dena Drive. A man said he had won a dice game against three other people and tried to collect his winnings when one of the players grabbed a $20 bill about 8 p.m. July 8. The winner pushed the man to the ground and a fight broke out, with the other players joining in. The winner ran and the people chased him until he fell and one of his pursuers hit him in the back of the head with a brick or rock. The victim said all three assailants kicked him repeatedly and took about $80 from his pocket.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 9:32 AM

This is taken from SI.com

Assuming everyone stays healthy, Houston's biggest issue after an up-and-down offseason would seem to be whether or not Shane Battier and Tracy McGrady can play together. Both are unselfish wing types who will try their damnedest to make it work, but Battier can't play shooting guard (he didn't spend a minute at the position last season, according to 82games.com), and McGrady hardly seems up to chasing off-guards around. Playing Battier at power forward for stretches would help alleviate some of these worries, but that would come at the expense of minutes for promising rebounder Chuck Hayes -- who appears to be the next Danny Fortson, minus the crazy.

joe on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 9:47 AM

Did anybody know that Larry O'bannon was playing summer ball for the Mavericks and Dean and Otis George are playing for the Spurs? Apparently Azibuke had a hell of a summer too. Erik Daniels was on a roster as well.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 9:53 AM

yeah Azibuike was averaging something like 18 points per game on 56% shooting. Of course, as a 6'5" guard, if he could get his rebounds to 5 per game he would be in the league.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 9:58 AM

UofL is a 241/2 points favorite against UK this year.

What were the odds last year does anyone know?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...STS01/607250397

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Personally I was hoping the horse would turn around and kick him...but that is just me.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

Phil on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Level 72 Paladin Seeking 42+ Rogue, Druid, and Sorceress - m4ww
http://www.craigslist.org/about/bes.../173415785.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Hahahahaha....still laughing.

Adrian do you think that could be Dances with Wolves?

Phil on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:23 AM

There is all kinds of comedy gold on craigslist

To the girl who threatened to skull fu*k me last night. - m4w
http://slo.craigslist.org/about/bes.../162480416.html

Jay on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:33 AM

I had some ideas to help the logistics of the stagger. The fewer cars you guys bring up here, the better, as there is limited parking at my apt complex. I thought that maybe we could drive one or two cars to the dragon, leaving one car at my apartment, and then take cabs back to my place. Then in the morning at least the drivers can be taken back to their cars and come pick the other people up. This is just a thought, though. What do you guys think? And how many of you are coming up here?

joe on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:43 AM

As of now I am planning on it

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Hey fellas - I won't be at trivia tonight.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Jay - Can't make the Stagger, I have to go to a E&Y work function with Abby. Sorry.

joe on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:00 AM

did harold reynolds really get fired?

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Oh how I missed KAZ this past year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpEP...ucky%20Wildcats

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:18 AM

A United States Soldier was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes wentby and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Soldier and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Soldier calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. ................So, He sent me."

Phil on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:20 AM

According to the NY Post, it looks like he's gone.
http://www.nypost.com/sports/espn_f...ew_marchand.htm

I can't stand Tino Martinez or John Kruk, and with Peter Gammons out I think Baseball Tonight is just about useless.

Maybe they can bring in Stu Scott and Stephen A. Smith

Stephen A. Smith: QUITE FRANKLY THE ANGELS'S ARE TERRIBLE
Stu Scott: They be all like Dr. Dre with a busted turn table, fo' shizzy
Stephen A Smith: This is A TEAM that SENT JARED WEAVER to the MINOR LEAGUES.
Stu Scott: You don't be disrespectin' young flow like a busted ho.
Stephen A Smith: We WILL NOT be seeing any ANGELS on WEB gems unless they GET SOME INFIELDERS
Stu Scott: Yo, they need to get some crazy talent to fill those gaps like Fat Joe fills his grill with cheetos
Stepen A Smith: QUITE FRANKLY, I ENJOY CHEETOS

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Stephen A Smith is great.

He is just a mad man that is searching for reason in the crazy sports world.

And for the record...I enjoy cheetos too!

Wes Goodloe......name's on the door.

adrian on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Stephen A Smith is a fucking Douche Bag that needs to get choke slammed...TWICE!

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:32 AM

I second Adrian's idea.

Jerome on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:41 AM

Read the comments to see what other people think are the reasons for his firing ... http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn...rold-189610.php

My favorite:
In the anchors clubhouse the other day he wrote, "this is a sinking ship" but backed down when Karl Ravech challanged him to a fight.

Phil on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:43 AM

QUITE FRANKLY, these ALLEGATIONS of MYSELF being MERITABLE of a CHOKE SLAM are PREPOSTEROUS and have EXPONENTIALLY HAVE GONE UP from people WITHOUT A SHRED OF TALENT. HOWEVER, I DID ATTEND THE FASHION INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY IN NEW YORK, CITY. QUITE FRANKLY, you CAN NOT QUESTION THAT.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Further goodness proved by Philco.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:58 AM

First of all, how can you have an NBA Draft without Stephen A. Smith?

Although, he does go over the top he says the shit that everyone wonders and won't say.

Phil on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:59 AM

QUITE FRANKLY, I owe my SUCCESS to A WORD OF A DAY DICTIONARY, SUITS WITH A MULTITUDE OF BUTTONS, AND LOUD NOISES. You CAN NOT question that.

joe on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:00 PM

That is Ludicrous

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:16 PM

Hey Stephen A. Smith brings entertainment and apparently he is doing his job because he causes people to talk about him. Whereas, some people will watch him because he is entertaining, others will watch him because they despise him. Regardless, people will watch.

joe on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Actress Estelle Getty is 83.
Rock musician Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth) is 48
Actor Matt LeBlanc is 39
Actor Brad Renfro is 24.
1954 Walter Payton NFL running back (Chicago Bears)
1955 Iman model/David Bowie's girlfriend/actress (Star Trek VI)
1978 Louise Brown Oldham England, world's 1st `test tube baby'

Jay on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Sorry to hear that wes. Joe, I'm glad you're on board. Adrian, Philco, Brent, you guys planning on coming up here?

joe on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:26 PM

We have to represent the sci. We failed miserably last stagger. We can't flake out again.

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:30 PM

You can count me as one of the people who DOESN'T watch because of Stephen A.(Assclown) Smith.

Jay on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Sad news. Mako passed away. You all probably know him as that old Japanese guy from sidekicks. He has been in a lot of movies, though.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...o.ap/index.html

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0538683/

according to imdb, he died a few days ago. I wonder how I missed that.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:46 PM

Hmmm....Church vs. Goodloe at Risk. May the best dictator win!

adrian on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:50 PM

Jay i plan on making it to Frankfort. It migh be a little difficult for me to leave right after work though because of our Woodford reserver project i am currently developing.

adrian on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 12:51 PM

Church, how is the weather in San Francisco?

adrian on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 1:00 PM

Operation "Snag a bitch: Let the Bufalo have his way" will be in full force coming Friday.

Church on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 1:02 PM

Adrian, how is the weather on whatever tropical island you and your new husband are honeymooning on?

adrian on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Funny, did you get a gay pride bumper sticker to go along with your "I heart Balls" bumper sticker?

Church on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 1:20 PM

No pride bumper sticker, did you ever get the gay pride tatoo to go along with your "life, liberty, and cock is the real american dream tattoo

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Good game Church.

Church on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 1:22 PM

You too Wes, so much for my valiant last stand at the Falklands

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 1:43 PM

So Church went down to Wes? Not surprising, he's been playing this game non-stop for 2 weeks now.

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 1:52 PM

This is going to suck when I have to start writing my dissertation.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:00 PM

I haven't been playing this game non-stop for the record.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:01 PM

I got really lucky on a few rolls that was able to stop his attack and managed to capture Ocenia and eventually Asia and Europe. Plus I had strategic placement of troops at the beginning of the game.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:06 PM

Church, had you made that stand on the Falkland Islands that would have gone down in history as the greatest last stand ever. 50 vs. 4 was definately in my favor.

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:19 PM

It would go down in the Annals of RISK along with:

The Afghanistan Stand!
The Forces of Congo!
I have a cannon on Greenland. BOOM!
Fucking Red October! (Ok, that's Axis and Allies, but appropriate)

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:20 PM

Also of legendary note:

Chris screaming at my little brother that he is going to fucking kill him if he rolls another 6 at 3AM in the morning while my parents sleep down the hall.

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:41 PM

Wes, are you beanmachine?

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Nope.

I have 2 screannames.

Wes011 and DennyCrane

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Trying to get a 3 person game going.

Need 2 others.

Classic Variant, Flat Rate for cards, fortify connected.

DennyCrane is my name.

Jay on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:55 PM

Glad to hear it, Adrian.

Jay on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:56 PM

My analysis was going well, until the auto-titrator arm got caught on a beaker. Now I have lost an entire day's work, and have to redo it tommorrow. Which sucks because we have like eleventy billion samples backlogged. God damn sample collectors.

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Stupid beaker getting in the way! I hate when that happens... especially during sex.

Jay on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 3:00 PM

Maybe you shouldn't have sex on lab counters, Brock.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 3:01 PM

Xota - look at it this way. Job security!

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 3:04 PM

Gotta do something on those long days....

Phil on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 3:08 PM

apparently HR got fired due to sexual harassment
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/...-axe-189733.php

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Listen, if you are a chick working at ESPN... what the hell do you expect. Its a bunch of former athletes and sports junkies. The place fucking oozes testosterone.

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 5:31 PM

Zodagascar bitches!

I've decided! And when when I decide something.... its a rule... or no one listens. I want to go on a safari before Wes totally loses his testicles with a child. Lets shoot some big ass animal in Africa and mount it in Chris' basement.

Brilliant!

Brock on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 5:33 PM

Ignore my drunken rambling in the middle of a tuesday... but that's what happens when you are about to go rock some faces off with a one-armed drummer and a bunch of old dudes from Britian! Hysteria!!

Jay on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 5:45 PM

I just passed a test that I never even realized I needed to take. I bought condoms for the first time. Now, I know this seems really silly and probably quite pathetic to you all, but, I have always had condoms given to me by people "just in case". However, I decided that how the hell could I get the balls to have sex with a girl if I couldn't even by a pack of rubbers. I only wished there had been a dude working behind the counter, because I also bought some aleeve and gatorade to aleviate hangovers saturday morning. I can imagine the guy looking at the condom/aleeve/gatorade combo and saying "Damn! What are you going to do to her?" And before I get tagged for plagarism, stew told me of an experience he had that was the inspiration for that story.

Bigworm on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 6:57 PM

Congratulations Big Jay on becoming a man.

Jay on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 7:10 PM

Thanks wes. Although, I'll actually be a man when I use the frigging things.

stew on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 10:13 PM

Way to go big Jay! You know what they say, "if you fail to plan; you plan to fail." Who's the lady you are planning to lay the lumber on?

adrian on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 at 11:12 PM

I am sure there are some fine she-hims .... i mean ladies that are willing to have a go at the Bufalo.

Marc on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 12:54 AM

who wants pizza? Microsoft is buying.
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/...Xbox_Live_Games

joe on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 8:05 AM

800 block of Dresden Ave. A man said a neighbor was firing shots about 11 p.m. July 14. When police arrived, the gunman told officers that he was firing at a rat in the yard.

Brent on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 8:08 AM

What's a "gamertag?"

Phil on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 8:52 AM

A gamertag is like your username on xbox live.

joe on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 9:02 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2Z...Q_H-Y&eurl=

fuck

Phil on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 9:57 AM

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

Phil on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Reynolds apparently fired for an "inappropriate hug" at the Outback Steakhouse:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/...ment-189928.php

I bet if Harold would have hung out at outback with that chick for another hour he could have totally banged her.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 10:26 AM

So Tubby Smith was on a live chat the other day. KSR took his "Coach Speak" and translated it for us all. While reading I had several chuckles and laugh out louds.

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=746

Jay on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Stew, no specific lady, per se, just whomever I can.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 10:40 AM

kind of funny stuff.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?n...52&GT1=7703

Jay on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Happy birthday to brent, I mean, Jeremy Piven, 41.

joe on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Rock star Mick Jagger is 63.
Actor Kevin Spacey is 47
Actress Sandra Bullock is 42.
Rapper-reggae singer Wayne Wonder is 40.
Actress Kate Beckinsale is 33
1894 Aldous Huxley England, author (Brave New World)
1956 Dorothy Hamill Ct, ice figure skater (Olympic-gold-1976)
1961 Gary Cherone Boston, heavy metal vocalist (Extreme-More Than Words)

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 10:57 AM

I always knew that Bag of Squirrels was older than he said he was.

douglas on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:01 AM

i'm loving that tubby smith chat, here's my favorite part:
TRANSLATION: I cannot tell you how happy I am that Ramel Bradley is the new point guard of the team. Sure he shoots too much and is a bit wild, but you know what, I like him and he isnt a diva. Not saying anyone else was…..but Ramel at least isnt. And as far as I know, Doug Bibby has no connection to him. So if you see me doing jumping jacks the first time Ramel is announced in the starting lineup, you know why.

adrian on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:03 AM

For the record, the Mahi-Mahi at Osheas is fan-frickin-tastic. It has a little kick to it and a little pricey (13.00) but it tastes grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:12 AM

Brock and Wes, there is a game starting that is fought just over Germany. Game 501

douglas on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:16 AM

i love this guy:
And finally, Samuel L. Jackson couldn't resist pulling out one of his signature lines while stumping for his much-anticipated epic "Snakes on a Plane" at the San Diego Comic-Con this weekend. When asked whether the slithery creatures truly deserved to die, the actor channeled his angry dad alter ego from "A Time to Kill" and fired back, "Yes, they do deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:17 AM

That is fantastic.

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:19 AM

I like the Tubby translation:
"Yeah on paper, Richard Cheeks looked like a good professor and we see how that turne doubt. I hope we can play Randolph at the four, because Sheray makes me sleepy. But that means either Carter or Woo at center. We will try it, but Jared will break in half and Woo will foul while trying to check in, so I wouldnt hold my breath."

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:26 AM

Brock, your move

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:37 AM

Anyone intersted, just created a british isles game. 3 players total.

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:41 AM

I'm in

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:52 AM

British Isles still availble.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:55 AM

This is bullshit.

From AP:
A man who claims he was injured by an errant golf ball hit by former Miami Heat player Jamal Mashburn on a Miami Beach golf course in 2004 has sued the retired player for damages.
Jerome Crance was hospitalized on three separate occasions after the ball struck him in the eye, his lawyer Dennis Koltun said Tuesday.
The lawsuit was filed Monday in Miami-Dade Circuit Court and seeks an excess of $15,000 in damages.
Crance and Mashburn, who retired from the NBA after an injury last year, were both playing golf at the upscale LaGorce Country Club in March 2005. Crance was teeing off on the 17th hole when Mashburn hit a shot off the 18th hole that struck him in the eye, the lawsuit said.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:55 AM

And the seige of the british isles begins.

Phil on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 12:00 PM

I played golf. I'm not good at golf, I never got good at it, I never got a hole in one ... but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell 'fore,' but I was way too busy mumbling, "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him."

douglas on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 12:03 PM

i love how this happened over a year ago and the lawsuit is just now being filed

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 12:05 PM

Brock you're up

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 12:11 PM

You really screwed up there, Church.

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Your feast, Goodloe.

Dave on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 12:19 PM

Check out these sandals by Reef, they have a built in beer bottle opener on the bottom of the sole. I was at my softball game last night, and my friend opened his Coors using his sandal. I was disgusted and amazed at the same time.

Picture 5 of 5 shows a close up
http://www.reef.com/productdetail/g...r/sandals/2415#

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Yup, I know

Jay on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Does this really come as a surprise to anyone?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mus...s.ap/index.html

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Dude, even his name is gay!

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Brock & Church - sorry had to go to lunch.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Church you're up.

douglas on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 2:43 PM

follow up on the ken jennings article:
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=228756

he was just joking, which seemed obvious to me and probably anybody normal, but the media (gasp!) blew it out of proportion

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 2:45 PM

yep. What I thought was funny was the jeapordy response. He is a cyborg silly.

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 2:56 PM

Brock you're up

adrian on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:00 PM

Church, you are gay!

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:00 PM

William Wallace has joined forces with General Zod and is sweaping down from the Highlands to conquer Britian.

adrian on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:03 PM

Dating on Demand....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/...ngondemand.html

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:16 PM

Brock you're up. Adrian you fag, how happy were you when your dream guy Lance Bass came out as of your kind

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:19 PM

My short-lived rush of power is about to end in this game.

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Wes, you're up

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:31 PM

I think about 50% of the posts the past week or so revolve around RISK. That game rules!

I've noticed a severe drop in posting from Joe, probably plotting the extermination of Soccer.

douglas on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:33 PM

joe got some of his job duties changed, so apparently he's actually doing work now

douglas on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:33 PM

plus he's probably sick of hearing about you fags playing risk all the time

joe on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:35 PM

All I know is that the last time I played risk I kicked all of your asses and the enitre world was pink!!

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:36 PM

Don't dis RISK until you've played it... its like Crack.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:36 PM

Brock you are still alive...I couldn't get you off the board.

douglas on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:38 PM

naw, crack's overrated

douglas on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:42 PM

just like risk

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:46 PM

General Zod kneel before Denny Crane.

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Wes, you're up

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Yeah so apparently Risk went back to an alternate country, instead of the one Ijust attacked from. So I have church backed into a corner now.

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 4:01 PM

My last stand at land's end was commendable. Hell, I was glad just to still be in it after my early errors

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 4:03 PM

Yeah you recovered very nicely after the early debacle. What also really helped you and Brock is I had some lucky rolls and I was having to fight a 2 front war. Once I knew I had Ireland for a round I would be okay because those 5 additional armies came in very handy on the offensive.

Church on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 4:04 PM

If they ever decide to play, we should unite and destroy the ass clown in the Germany game

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 4:24 PM

That is fine with me church...let's destroy that red guy in the Germany game since he is pissing me off. as well.

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 4:55 PM

My Swiss-led armies from the south are in on this alliance to destroy the fool who has stopped our game.

Jay on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 8:06 PM

48 hrs till the Stagger! Woo-Woo!

adrian on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 8:27 PM

48 hrs til xota lays pipe on some lucky lady

Jay on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 9:14 PM

Technically speaking, it's more like 52 hrs till the laying of pipe.

Bigworm on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:09 PM

So start the wagering now. How many people think that Big Jay actually gets a chance to lay some pipe and ends up getting "whiskey dick" and can't do anything about it.

Man talking about just being cruel.

Or is Big Jay so damn excited that it doesn't matter if he consumes a 1.75 L of Early Times (going for the good stuff) that he is still rising to the occassion?

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:12 PM

You're up boss.

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:13 PM

I don't know about laying pipe, but I know a Rusty Trombone is in his future.

adrian on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:17 PM

A classic remark for Xota would be....

"I waited X amount of years for this....You were terrible!"

Phil on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:27 PM

Did brock just say he was going to give jay a rusty trombone on friday?

Brock on Wednesday, July 26, 2006 at 11:35 PM

Phil, how do I know your gay? You only think Rusty trombones are done by two men.

stew on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:14 AM

As my recent habitat has been in the desert, we have come up with a new perverse sexually deviant act which has been dubbed the "salty seagull" in which one is participating in the act of intercourse with your special lady in a sandy area (beach, desert etc.). During coitus, you remove your penis from her vagina and dip it in the sand, giving it a nice, sandy coating, and then inserting it again in the aforementioned vagina. One can only imagine the discomfort this might cause. As far as I know, this act has not actually been completed at 29 Palms (or hopefully anywhere for that matter), so I was just passing this on to the Sci so that maybe someone (my money's on Douglas) could possbly perform said act.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 7:42 AM

So who all is doing the Dragon Stagger?

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 9:03 AM

hmmmm, the sandy seagull, huh? I don't know about the stagger yet, I'd like to, but my pops is moving this weekend, so I need to find out exactly when I'm helping him. Both times there's been a stagger I've had to help a parent move

Church on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 9:14 AM

Brock and Wes, your turns are up for the annihilation of the ass clown in the Germany game

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 9:26 AM

You mean other school's fans post messages on recruits myspace accounts. Crazy talk!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ions/index.html

adrian on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 9:37 AM

I think this song pretty much sums up my work day and others....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_5ef49N5I

Jay on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 9:56 AM

My friend and I were just talking in the lab, when this crazy chick came in and informed us that we should know our lab isn't entirely sound proof. I gave her the crazy eyes (like I normally do when she starts talking) and she asked me why I always looked at her like that.

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 9:59 AM

here you go adrian:
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006...29-code-monkey/

Jay on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 10:01 AM

And for the record, I've never had trouble rubbing one off after a night of drinking, so I don't think whiskey dick should be a problem.

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 10:02 AM

and I stand by my original statement that the Rusty Trombone seems like something only a gay man would give another gay man. Call me old fashioned. So when another man promises another man that he's going to have a tongue in his butt while getting jacked off, yeah, I assume that's gay.

Church on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 10:05 AM

Wes, you're up

Jay on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 10:24 AM

Phil, not to be a dick, but when ever I hear a rusty trombone, I think of a girl giving it to a guy. Probably because of soul plane and 40 year old virgin.

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 10:28 AM

my thing with whiskey dick, I don't ever have a problem getting it up, it just takes me so damn long to finish when I'm fucked up, and when you're all shitfaced your endurance isn't what it should be, so I end up just stopping or passing out during the deed, if i even start at all

Green Baron on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 10:32 AM

That was just too great of a comeback:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060727..._floyd_landis_2

Incredible....will the race ever be the same?

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 10:46 AM

is that true? that's funny if it is

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Brock - we are in the position to ram that red guy, man up and let's take it to him. If you take out his 3 guy army and we can control the straight we both have full areas and can just ram him hard.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Who would have imagined.

http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/27/new...dex.htm?cnn=yes

Green Baron on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 11:01 AM

more to the Landis story:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060727...NXAwBHNlYwM3NTU-

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Pretty cool. Not sure if anyone posted anything about a potential new football league or not, but to be honest...I am too lazy to scroll up and look.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA

Church on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 11:45 AM

Brock, Wes. New game #545. Battle for Africa

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Peggy Fleming is 58.
Comedian Bill Engvall is 49
Rock singer Juliana Hatfield is 39.
Comedian Maya Rudolph is 34.
Singer-songwriter Pete Yorn is 32.
1880 Joseph Tinker baseball Hall of Famer, 1/3 of fame double play combo
1906 Leo Durocher Mass, baseball manager (Brooklyn Dodgers, NY Giants)
1948 Peggy Fleming San Jose Cal, ice figure skater (Olympic-gold-1968)

Brent on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:13 PM

Brock, Wes....Im back.

Brock on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:21 PM

This might actually turn out to be a good game. If Wes shows back up.

Brock on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:24 PM

Brent, join up on Church's African blitzkreig.

Brent on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Its on like Donkey Kong.

Brock on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:29 PM

Unless Donkey Kong is Church, and he's off nailing a student at the moment.

Jay on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:35 PM

I'm glad church is back posting on the website. It brings our average IQ up 20 points, while keeping our maturity that of a 12 year old.

Church on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Happy to be back Xota. Brock I believe you're next in the Scramble for Africa

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:44 PM

Jay who do we got tomorrow for the stagger?

Church on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Brent you're up

Brock on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:01 PM

Maybe we should just have a page, much like the politics page, where we just post for RISK. There's a lot of "you're turn" posts.

Church on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:08 PM

Brock, you're up

Brent on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:35 PM

Journalist in Lebanon shows up minutes after an Israeli strike...click on the video to see what really like, pretty crazy

http://hotzone.yahoo.com/b/hotzone/...non07/blogs7920

Church on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Brent, you're up

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:41 PM

Okay gonna have to borrow a line from Church on this one.

Isaac - I'm sure what you just did to me in Africa violates international law.

Good game and thanks for the ass kicking. Those Zulu Warriors are tough.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Just throwing this out there, perhaps you can create a seperate folder for risk, similar to the political folder

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Atleast I don't repost ideas....just fucking with ya.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Hey Douglas your turn

Wing Commander on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 1:59 PM

So what is the link to this RISK game you speak of? Judging by recent posts, you guys are an embarassment to heterosexual men everywhere. Next thing you know, you guys are going to be planning outtings to Bed Bath and Beyond.

Fuckin' Queers.

Brock on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Wes, good catch on the re-post of an idea. Brent is up in two games.

Actually, why are you complaining Joe? Its not like you have this incredible conversation going on here.

Technically, I could go to the stagger tomorrow. We don't have any games on Friday night, but I do have a game at 10AM on Saturday... so that would be interesting to do. However, if it doesn't stop raining, the official champion of our softball league will be Rain.

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:04 PM

in all seriousness guys, i was thinking, maybe we should do something like, I don't know, a seperate folder, like Natty Sci Politics, except for Risk. I don't know, but I think I'm a genius for thinking of this....

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:05 PM

good call commander

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:08 PM

some of these are pretty funny, and relevant:

You Know You're From Louisville When...

Your "International" airport has only one passenger flight that actually leaves the 48 contiguous U.S. states The in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to than the national championship.
You live in an area that occasionally gets considerable snowfalls, floods, and tornadoes... but has no capacity to deal with any of the above.
You pronounce the name of your city different than anyone else you've heard.
You think the rest of the people in Kentucky sound like hicks.
When you think "Kentucky" you don't automatically think horse racing or fried chicken.
You ask your doctor for an allergy cure and he tells you to "move."
You've shovelled 10+ inches of snow and worn shorts in the same week.
When people ask what school you went to, they don't mean Vanderbilt, Yale, or Harvard; they mean Ballard, Male, Manual, Trinity or St. X.
You know what the Bambi Walk is.
Your last ten vacations were in Panama City or Destin.
You make an emergency run to Kroger for bread and milk at the first sighting of a snowflake.
You've lived here for years, yet somehow you get hopelessly lost each time you attempt a shortcut through Cherokee Park.
You're convinced turn signals are useless options on a vehicle.
You hold up traffic to let a motorist you don't know into your lane.
You give directions based on landmarks that no longer exist or street names that have changed, but your directions never confuse any of the other Louisvillians
You have never been to the Derby, but wouldn't miss the Oaks.
You call in sick to attend the Oaks and spot your boss - who also called in sick - at the next betting window.
You think all the REAL hicks live in New Albany.You think the only thing Southern Indiana is good for is buying pumpkins.
When introduced to another life-long Louisvillian, you spend the first part of the conversation finding out how you are connected. It's never as many as six degrees of separation - usually three will do it.
You think a pervert is someone who would rather have sex than watch basketball.
You've built a shrine to Rick Pitino in your basement.
You can read about Rick Pitino in at least three different sections of your newspaper.
You think the rest of the world knows what Benedictine spread is.
You think the rest of the world knows what a Hot Brown is.
You have never eaten fish that wasn't fried.
You think the whole world puts spaghetti in chili.
You want another bridge built over the Ohio River, just so long as it doesn't cut through YOUR neighborhood.
You've experienced a "salt storm" after a two-inch snowfall.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Louisville.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:08 PM

where did the conversations about getting drunk or sticking your dick in the sand go? We have digressed to Zulu warriors taking over. What the hell?

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:14 PM

i was fine with being known as a bunch of immature assholes, but all this risk playing is putting us in a class of dorks who can't get laid, and I don't like that. i like getting laid damn it

Brock on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:14 PM

If you want to go around slamming your dick into sand, go ahead. I'm gonna keep mine nice and cozy in a sloppy vagina.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:16 PM

You'd have to quit playing risk to do that

Brock on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:20 PM

I've been playing RISK for a long ass time, and I've gotten laid pretty frequently. All that time, I don't think playing RISK has correlated to making girls cry because I couldn't finish the job.

Jerome on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Gentlemen -- Philip Scott does not care about fat people. He is a liar. That is all.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:26 PM

I still don't even know how I started. The way i live I'm happy to be alive.

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:34 PM

joe, that was a great comeback, i spit water out of my mouth when i read it

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Risk now ranks you based on your score.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:40 PM

Of course Phil doesn't care for fat people....he is a heartless bastard.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:40 PM

If I was Barney I could say those were tears of joy. The cherry on top of the cherry on the sundae that is the awesomness of my life 24/7/365.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:41 PM

Risk is a thinking man's game much like chess, except you get to have world domination. After I kick some more ass in Risk, I am gonna go ride my mountain bike and take pictures of ligers.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:41 PM

Do you think he would make an axis and allies game?

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:48 PM

I hear Candy Land is a fun game too. Kaelyn old enough to play that yet?

Jay on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Joe, I have no idea who is coming. Marc, Jen, Adrian, Douglas and you are the people who have said they might come. Of course, whenever you or I ask about it on here, people ignore it. I'll call people tonight to see.

Church on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Brock, you're up

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:50 PM

Sweet action Jay. Rain won't postpone it, will it?

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 2:53 PM

Kaelyn would just throw the pieces around, she's a Mr. Potato Head fan. Oh and I can't do the stagger, gotta help my dad move. Last stagger I had to help my mom move. It's a conspiracy

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:00 PM

Word on the street be that Tubby Smith is suppose to be on The Best Damn Sports Show tonight.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:01 PM

Shit if you got candy land I'll play that. We can turn it into a pretty fun drinking game I am sure.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:01 PM

Uh Marshgammon

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:02 PM

That was an honest answer you may advance to the gumdrop forest

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:02 PM

Exactly.

But we might have to change it to Themanthelegend...gammon

Yeah so Kevin Pittsnoggle signed a 2 year deal with Boston.

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:04 PM

sounds like a plan, so who's gonna' be man enough to go buy candyland

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:06 PM

My sister's friend Jill had made up a drinking game for candy land. If I recall correctly before you start you'd go through each color and roll the dice to see how many drinks that color would be.

And then you'd play candy land.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:07 PM

I think candy land is in my parents basement

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Chris and joanna have truth or dare Jenga. That could be a fun drinking game to mix into themanthelegendgammon

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:11 PM

u need chicks for that game

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:15 PM

but it is fun

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Can we merge mousetrap in there somehow?

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:18 PM

i played drunk battleship once, u chugged your beer whenever one of your ships was taken out

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:20 PM

A guy at work was talking about merging twister and truth or dare jenga and alcohol somehow

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:29 PM

I think we need to make Fireball Island into a drinking game

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:36 PM

I am unfamiliar with that game

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:38 PM

the only fireballs i know are redheads

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Isn't this better then risk speak?

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:45 PM

Fireball island is only the best board game of all time.
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0924/

I didn't mind the risk talk, but the "your turn" crap was getting a bit out of hand

Church on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:55 PM

So how good are Canadian college basketball teams? Hopefully, U of L will beat all three.
http://uoflsports.cstv.com/sports/m.../072706aaa.html

Jay on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Hell no, rain won't postpone it. We might have to wait at each bar longer to wait for the rain to slow down. So, rain=longer time in bar=more drinks=more good times.

joe on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 3:56 PM

I'm psyched

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:00 PM

wish i could go

adrian on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:02 PM

My name is "Lee" and i am going to get fucked up!

adrian on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:03 PM

xota, when we went to the "Gentlemen's Club", what names did we use?

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:15 PM

old sports guy article about vegas:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/vault1
I need to go back soon, very soon.

Brock on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:15 PM

Just remember Adrian, when you lie to a girl, and she finds out... you line is....

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Looks like I'll be in Vegas for a conference come November 6th.

Canada's border censor's quarterly report:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archiv...061canada2.html

My favorite:
Banned in Canada 2 is allowed in Canada

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:27 PM

oh, almost missed ""Two Sat Over a Cukoo's Face" I don't know if I like that title more than "Adventures in Facesitting" or "Hoppalong Ass-idy" though

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:29 PM

u need to get me on at your company before u go.......seriously

Dave on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:31 PM

Brock, Joe, anyone... I got a softball question for you. What size softball bat do you use? I have been using a 34inch, 30 oz, bat and getting some good distance. By dropping down to a 28 oz. I get more bat speed, but I think I lose out on some major distance. What do you think is more important, the bat speed or the weight of the bat?

Brock on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:38 PM

I don't really know myself, I just use whatever bat feels best. I think your question might also depend on the ball you are using. Fast bat speed doesn't mean anything when its a Gray dot, which is like hitting a brick.

Green Baron on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 4:50 PM

Dave,
Here is a good source:
http://www.kettering.edu/~drussell/...-new/batw8.html
I'm sure there are others. That one says nothing of the bat length. However, I would believe in softball, momentum is everything. You can swing as hard as you want, but the ball just won't rebound unless it's packing some punch. Therefore, I would go with heavier and longer. And always use a double reinforced, or whatever its called, to get maximum rebound.
Bat velocity isn't as important in my opinion; but I'm no physicist.

Bigworm on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Fantastic.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006072.../francemusicfbl

douglas on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 5:43 PM

bat speed's pretty important in baseball, but it's not as much of an issue in softball b/c the ball is moving so slow, so in softball, it's probably better to find a good mix between the two, and maybe favor a heavier bat

Jay on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 5:43 PM

Our names were Tae-shawn and Hakim, although I don't really remember marc's.

Dave on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 5:47 PM

That's what I sort of figured. Thanks to the Natty Sci baseball authority.

Marc on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 7:04 PM

Jay my name at the "gentlemen's club" was Jamal.

Oh, I've played Truth or Dare Jenga. It is the biggest letdown ever. the dares are stupid and not dirty, the questions are lame, and not dirty. you do get like six blocks to write your own questions or dares on. but they are shearly outnumbered by the gayer blocks.

I have played a strip Guess Who though. That was the craziest new interpretation of an old game i've ever played. I'd love a fireball island game (almost wanted to play that as a kid). What about a mousetrap game? I think chicks would play a drinking game off a candyland board though. only thing is we need chicks. (at least some of us do, not the gay married ones, or lynnie and cheryl or brock and michelle).

I still say Kings (or Kings Cup) is the best drinking game I ever played. Although I did play it with my brother's friends (most of whom i didn't know previously, including some hot chicks. There was a topless pushup contest later that night...that's all i'm saying.) Or I say we write to barney's blog and get the offical rules of Marshgammon.

Kings (King's Cup) rules
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_(drinking_game)

Jay on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 7:59 PM

24 more hours!

stew on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 8:18 PM

So I just got my orders today and the good part is that I will be stationed at Camp Pendleton right outside of San Diego (German for a whale's vagina). The bad part is that I probably won't be able to come home for a while. Anyways, I will be attached to an infantry unit out there.

Brent on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 8:20 PM

Dude you are going to love it in Camp Pendelton.

jen on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 8:22 PM

I went out there to Camp Pendelton once... had a friend that was stationed there pre 9/11. It was really cool, I'd say you'll like it too. I loved SD, though I think it means "saint diego"...

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 8:39 PM

Stew - my cousin was in San Diego for a while. He bought a lifetime pass to Sea World. Apparently that costs $125 or something, but they have a Busweiser Hospitality tent that will give you three or four beers for free.

It might be worth looking into.

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 8:41 PM

btw, San Diego is actually spanish for Saint Didacus of Alcalá

jen on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 9:13 PM

I'll be damned. Anchor Man led me astray.

Jay on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 10:05 PM

Jen, are you still planning on coming to the stagger? And for the record, anyone staying with me will probably need to bring a pillow or something, because there really isn't anyplace to sleep. Except for chicks.

Phil on Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 11:00 PM

Floyd Landis drug for Stage 17? Jack Daniels
http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycli...tory?id=2531960

stew on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:15 AM

Glad to hear everyone thinks CP will be cool. Anyways, tonight was "Thirsty Thursday" and it was a smashing success-me and two other marines and a jukebox. Good times. I am deeply disappointed that I won't be able to come home and participate in debauchery with y'all until Christmas though.

Bigworm on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 1:35 AM

Check out the new garb for DUKE fans.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Duke-DUI-JJ-Red...1QQcmdZViewItem

Jay on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 7:04 AM

13 more hours!

jen on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 7:40 AM

Jay-- yep, I'll be there. Can't wait!

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 7:48 AM

STAGGER, STAGGER, STAGGER, STAGGER, STAGGER, STAGGER!!!!!

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 7:50 AM

Xota, I am leaving straight from work to be able to make it in time to start the boozing. Remember people...my name is "LEE".

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 8:14 AM

I'm thristy...is it time to stagger yet?

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 8:26 AM

it only took two weeks, but I know have a working refridgerator.

I will celebrate by buying large quantities of gatorade and jello pudding.

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 8:28 AM

You know, this is two days in a row that sites I visit are talking about horse fucking. Yesterday Deadspin had an article on Barbaro erotic fiction (i will not link to it because that is gross), and today there is an article about the little buddy from Harry Potter being naked in a play about...horse fucking.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertai...ent/5223520.stm

Jay on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 8:32 AM

Almost there...

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 8:42 AM

How many bars are on the stagger, 9?

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 8:49 AM

So what are they like 9 hikes point lounges side by side? That ought to be interesting.

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 8:54 AM

Yo marcus, give me a call when your lazy ass gets out of bed.

Church on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 9:00 AM

Phil, have you hear anything on where Taquan Dean is going to play next year?

Bigworm on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Slugging in Washington, DC.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060727...m/life_slugs_dc

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Apparently, Dean is going to be playing for Angelica Biella (Italy) with Reece Gaines

Bigworm on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 9:42 AM

How tall is Reece Gaines does anyone know?

I saw him at Alexander's one day and he wasn't that much taller than I was. Seriously, Adrian might actually be taller than him.

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 9:45 AM

I've never seen Reece listed at anything other than 6-6

douglas on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 9:54 AM

he's not that tall at all, maybe slightly taller than me, and I'm about 6'1"

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 9:56 AM

I'm with Phil 6-6 is what he is always listed as

douglas on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 9:58 AM

pitino is notorious for listing the wrong heights/weights

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 9:58 AM

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/reece...ines/index.html

douglas on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:04 AM

i'd say 6'4ish probably, i've seen him in person, and like i said, he's not that much taller than me at all

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:05 AM

6-4 and 3/4

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:11 AM

Please, he's in Europe now. 1.98 meters.

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Phil, did you use to teach at New Horizon Learning Center?

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:21 AM

yup

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:25 AM

A guy I work with is cleaning his desk to move cubes and handed me an Excel '97 book from New Horizon

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Wow, that is worth upwards of two dollars.

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:39 AM

STAGGER! STAGGER! STAGGER! STAGGER! STAGGER!

douglas on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:40 AM

if anybody's not going to the stagger tonight and likes poker, i'm playing in a pretty big tournament tonight, $60 buy-in, probably 500-600 payoff to the winner, pays out 1-4

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:44 AM

STAGGER!!

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:47 AM

I'm already hydrating properly

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:48 AM

I'm just throwing this out there, but after 28 years Jon in Garfield has finally gotten some:
http://www.garfield.com/comics/comics_todays.html

A sign for big Jay?

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 10:54 AM

what kind of conspiracy is this Jon Arbuckle getting some?

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 11:03 AM

8 hours and 58 minutes to stagger

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 11:05 AM

in more comic reading news, I was going back through the archives of For Better or for Worse (don't ask), and I kinda got creeped out.

The author animates the eyes blinking on the website:
http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/arc...ives/001895.php

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 11:11 AM

I already have had four cups of water this morning....and have been pissing all day....we all know how well i retain water.

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 11:25 AM

I have a feeling my tolerance will be very low so hopefully i will be a cheap drunk tonight.

douglas on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 11:26 AM

u fuckers better make this a good nattysci night, i want drunk stories when u get back

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Douglas, it is me outside of Louisville, something good is bound to happen

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 11:36 AM

It is Garfield creator Jim Davis' birthday. It all makes sense now.

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 11:40 AM

"Garfield" creator Jim Davis is 61.
Rock musician Rick Wright (Pink Floyd) is 61.
Actress Sally Struthers is 58
Rock musician Simon Kirke (Bad Company) is 57.
Actress Elizabeth Berkley is 34.
Singer Afroman is 32.
1866 Beatrix Potter England, children's author (Tale of Peter Rabbit)
1907 Earl S Tupper invented Tupperware
1916 David Brown NYC, director (Jaws, Planet of the Apes)
1929 Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis 1st lady (1961-63)
1943 Bill Bradley Crystal City Mo, NY Knick/(Sen-D-NJ)/Rhodes scholar
1949 Vida Blue major-league pitcher (Cy Young & AL MVP 1971)
1967 Lori Loughlin NY, actress (Edge of Night, New Kids, Secret Admirer)

Jay on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:02 PM

7 hrs 58 minutes! Joe, I'm glad you've joined the countdown with me. Phil, any chance you would like to join us tonight?

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:03 PM

bmac called me last night he might go, I'm saying he wont though

Bigworm on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:18 PM

t looks like Sean Bailey tore up his knee and will miss the season for UGA. With an unsettled QB situation, the Dawgs need all the experience they can get at WR. Bailey is a great kid and very good receiver. It's a big loss for Georgia.

Personally, I do not understand all the hype around UGA this year. They will, more than likely, start a true freshman at QB. That has never been a recipe for success in the SEC.

Their road games are SC, Ole Miss, Florida (neutral), UK, and Auburn. At best, they're 3-2 against that slate, but more than likely 2-3. Spurrier will be tough in Columbia the second game if Stafford gets the call. The Gators just have UGA'a number and there is NO way they beat the Tigers on the Plains. At home, the Dawgs will face WKU (go Hilltoppers), UAB, Colorado, UT, Vandy, Miss. St., and GT. The contests against the Buffs, Vols, and 'Jackets will be flat tough. The likely result at home is 5-2, but could be 4-3. So, UGA is looking at a record, at best, of 8-4, but could easily be 6-6. Tereshinski does not improve those results. JMHO.

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:21 PM

Isn't he redshirting because of the injury?

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:24 PM

I bet the bars will be lame...oh well, the lamer it is the more i will drink. That should fix it.

Brock on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:26 PM

You could always throw a glass of Big Red on someone. That might buy you a laugh or a million.

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:27 PM

If Jay gets laid it is well worth it

Brent on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:36 PM

If lightning strikes and Jay does manage to close, where will you fuckers be crashing? Jay, dont pull any of that, "I gotta stick up for my boys" crap, you kick those douchebags out of your house so you can start playing the bow-chic-a-bow-wow music.

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:38 PM

I'll sleep in a car

jen on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Jay-- I just got back from lunch with a girl that I work with. Oddly enough, she's trying to get one of her friends laid... I of course asked what her friend is doing tonight, and if she's hot, etc. She says she'll send pictures... Maybe I've scouted one out for ya.

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Or hell could freeze over and we all bring a chick back to Jays. Does your place have a balcony?

douglas on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:44 PM

hell can't get that cold fellas

douglas on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 12:45 PM

if the unthinkable does happen though, i will personally beat the shit out of anybody that cockblocks jay, i completely agree with brent. if the opportunity (and anything else) arises, then you fuckers better get the hell out of dodge. our man needs it

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 1:24 PM

Jay, if I go I will be a late arrival and be driving home that night

Dave on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 1:27 PM

I just got some mail from Bellarmine about some Vision 2020 crap for the future. On the cover is the President McGowan, and I noticed he looks like he could be Big Jay's father.

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 1:28 PM

cops are here at the office.

I pray we make the crime reports!

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 1:29 PM

update!

we may have video of the crime (theft of A/C repair equipment) on our cameras. Not sure if I'll be able to post it though

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 1:59 PM

We should bring the Snitch back into circulation

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:04 PM

I'd be happy with that but my cousin Elizabeth (the only person I know who would know how to get court documents) isn't as intrigued by people that steal personal hygiene products.

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:07 PM

Oh, so the story so far: We are having A/C work done, so we have some contractors out. At some point during the day some dude started taking equipment from the truck and putting it in our busy and back behind the dumpsters. We have this on tape. Now we are trying to figure out what happened to the equipment.

It is only $3000 worth of stuff. I'm not sure what the value amount is that takes you from a misdemeanor to a felony, but I believe it is $1,200.

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:09 PM

Phil do you have the book "killing yourself to live"?

Jay on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:12 PM

Phil, if at any point you one to join us, just give me a call. And Jen, good looking out.

Jay on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:13 PM

5 hrs and 46 minutes

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:14 PM

yeah, "killing yourself to live" isn't too bad. I can hook you up with it. The only book I don't have is the Fargo Rock City one

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:17 PM

How would you rank it compared to sex drugs and cocoa puffs?

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Well, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs was a collection of essays and the Killing Yourself to Live is more of a novel.

I'd say that Sex, Drugs and Cocoa puffs had 4-5 excellent essays, 5 pretty good ones and some essays were pretty boring. Killing yourself to Live is like a long version of one of the pretty good ones.

It had some brilliant moments like when he falls in love with the waitress at the Crackel Barrel or when he discusses how he relate every girl he's dated to a member of KISS. All in all I give it a solid B+.

Bigworm on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:56 PM

Joe - not sure if Bailey will, but it has been states that Prothro (the Bama receiver who broke his leg against UF) might redshirt this year due to that injury.

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 2:58 PM

Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger!

Jay on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:00 PM

5 hours left!

Marc on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger!
Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger!
Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger! Stagger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:09 PM

TOGA TOGA TOGA!!!!!

Jay on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Well played, Marc.

Marc on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:10 PM

So should we dress up for the Stagger? or should I rock out my "Protect your nuts" t-shirt?

Bigworm on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Isn't the "Protect your nuts" t-shirt dressing up for you?

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:13 PM

I could do either. Quasi suiting up would be funny.

Bigworm on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Fellas make sure you drink a few for me tonight, I'd much rather go there and be the DD, however, I have to go to an E&Y event tonight. For what it is worth, I will drink some Woodford or Crown in Big Jay's honor.

Marc on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:14 PM

Oh, shit I almost forgot. Adrian and I went to lunch at B-dubs yesterday. When we were ordering from the girl at the register some other girl walked over to her and said, "I'm sad today." The register girl looked to the old guy putting things away under the counter and said, "Larry, go make her happy." Adrian and I couldn't help laughing. And Larry looked at us a split second after she had said that and said, "That's not a bad deal." ThenAdrian laughed for like a day and a half. j/k

Brent on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:14 PM

Brock and Wes, Im getting ready to start another three game in Africa kf you boys are down for a rematch

Marc on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:15 PM

I guess i'll bring the nuts t-shirt (which is generally dressing up for me) and somethingnicer and maybe something annoyingly nicer. who knows. whatever fits in the backpack.

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:18 PM

I'm taking a hobo sack and a pocket full of dreams

Bigworm on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Brent I backed out of Afria...I haven't won a damn thing in Africa yet, but I joined in your classic game.

Brent on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Pure comedy...this is what happens when I dominate in Risk, keep in mind you have to read from the bottom up:

2006-07-28 14:45:18 - DennyCrane I got anxious in this game to remove the thorn
2006-07-28 14:45:07 - DennyCrane The inability to punch into NA
2006-07-28 13:56:57 - Rommell time
2006-07-28 13:56:52 - Rommell your stalemate at Brazil is what doomed you. I stopped NA all this
2006-07-28 13:56:23 - Rommell Brent only has SA when I broke Africa... which has more armies.
2006-07-28 13:56:03 - Rommell Much like the Baron, you are too anxious.
2006-07-28 05:02:22 - DennyCrane Brent just do me a favor and kill me first.
2006-07-28 05:00:52 - DennyCrane you laid down to brent after round 3.
2006-07-28 05:00:26 - DennyCrane fight 2 fronts.
2006-07-28 05:00:18 - DennyCrane and NA a long time ago. But this is what happens when you
2006-07-28 04:59:54 - DennyCrane had you actually let me get additional armies I would have in in SA
2006-07-28 04:59:38 - DennyCrane we both lost when you kept coming into Africa
2006-07-28 04:59:25 - DennyCrane you have been the damn thorn in my side all game long
2006-07-28 04:59:14 - DennyCrane What are you talking about
2006-07-28 04:28:43 - Rommell Good work Goodloe... you just lost.
2006-07-28 03:34:14 - DennyCrane freaking Siam made a brilliant stand for you Schweitzer
2006-07-27 20:15:40 - DennyCrane atleast you tried.
2006-07-27 13:37:06 - DennyCrane man Brent got a nice placement.
2006-07-27 04:29:29 - DennyCrane I am on here.
2006-07-27 04:26:14 - Rommell Is everyone actually here?

douglas on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:25 PM

so what's the funny part?

jen on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:27 PM

So back to Stagger....

Marc-- whats the game plan?

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:27 PM

get fucked up

jen on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:28 PM

Of course it is.... but I meant about meeting up to go to the place where we do that...

Brent on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Jen, I think everybody's meeting at Marc's bedroom or something like that?

Phil on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:34 PM

brent, you going to the stagger?

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:35 PM

sorry one track mind

Brent on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:36 PM

I can get drunk in Louisville and crash at my own place Phil.

jen on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:38 PM

Well, at least you're on the right track...

Dave on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:43 PM

Joe you need to put that on your business card. Classic!

"I'm taking a hobo sack and a pocket full of dreams."

Marc on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:47 PM

I'm picking everyone up. in this order. Adrian from work about 5pm (downm the street from me. Then Joe around 5:15-5:30. then jen immediately after that. and we hit the road for the glorious capitol.

Jay on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:59 PM

Sweet. And you really don't have to bother getting dressed up.

4 hrs, bitches!

douglas on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 3:59 PM

u guys have a good time, don't do anything I wouldn't do (which basically leaves the door wide open), I'm out

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 4:00 PM

Peace out hombre

Brock on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 4:01 PM

Wish I could come down... its nothing but rain up here. Michelle is leaving town for a week, so I have to fullfill some commitments this evening.

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 4:04 PM

don't be gay

adrian on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 4:06 PM

I have a pillow, blanket and the clothes on my back. My name is Lee and I am ready to drink!

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 4:10 PM

Get Psyched!!!

joe on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 4:25 PM

I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball...Peace out hombre. STAGGER!!!

Brock on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 4:39 PM

If a chick wants to sleep with Joe tonight, someone please remind him that isn't gay. He may get confused, he's been calling everything gay so long, he doesn't know what it means anymore.

Good luck Big Jay!

Bigworm on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Good call Brent. And you will have the same chance of getting laid there. None.

muuuuuuaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Marc on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Nailing a chick in your bedroom of your house (on New Years) while your buddies would be outside listening. ....That would have been cool.

Pining over a chick who just left the party (on New Years) and saying you want to get to know her romantically." ....That is gay. (That guy named Dallas)

Attempting to nail a chick in your bedroom of your house (on New Years) while your buddies would be outside listening, only to pass out stone-drunk leaving the girl no alternative then to leave the room crying to the sounds of the slow-clap... that is just priceless.

Joe, you are younger than me but you are already one of my heroes and and a legend.

Brock on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 5:22 PM

Marc, you may be blinded.

Failing to follow through with the deed because you can't handle your liquor... that is lame.

Sealing the deal, the first deal in fact, with a random woman in a public place... now that's priceless.

Don't sell yourself short Brody... you are envied.

Jay on Friday, July 28, 2006 at 5:28 PM

Just because it's with a girl, if she straps one on, it's still gay.

Jay on Saturday, July 29, 2006 at 10:16 AM

The stagger was awsome. Right now, adrian and jen feel like shit. Highlights of the night. (that I remember)
Yelling out "STD's " really loud at a family at wendy's
Getting excited about 1.25 miller high lifes
Getting served by a pregnant bartender
A girl getting excited when I told her I loved tuscan mules. And her boyfriend hated us
Jen saying vagina all night
Me calling a black lesbian a nubian princess
Being offered free pizza by the young democrats after we've already eaten it
Being accepted by the people in the black bar
Dancing with bellydancers
Marc being accused of smoking weed in the bathroom
Being carded by a guy aking us if we were 21
Riding in a cab van with a couple of peruvians and "singing more than words"
My brain hurts now. The others can add more if they want.

jen on Saturday, July 29, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Not sure if I dare explain "you know what that smells like?"
Doing a conga line through that Indian restaurant that had bongs
The fact that I forgot an entire bar
Jay's friend shows up, who is a girl that is dressed like a man. Jay: "guys, take it easy on the gay jokes... I think Kelly is a lesbain." Us:"really?!"
Being offered a "sober" ride home by a lady thats spinning in circles across the street.
Adrian decides to be called Lee for the evening, but then we are introduced to some guy whose name really IS Lee, and we all immediately start laughing. Poor guy.
They marked Jay's hand with a "C" for "cracker" at the black bar
Some dude wearing devil horns all night
The guy threatening to poke Jay with his umbrella

Okay, I need a nap.

Jay on Saturday, July 29, 2006 at 6:48 PM

Naps are great. I just woke up.

Marc on Saturday, July 29, 2006 at 9:21 PM

Adrian pointing at the girl from Dairy Mart while she was 6 six-feet away and saying Jay the girl wants you and finding it odd that she heard him because he was so close and that a car window isn't sound-proof when its rolled down.

Adrian and me being kings at the black club, Bottomz.

Jen and Jay grinding on each other all night. "That chick is back on Big Jay."

Adrian explaining a joke Jay just said, 5 seconds after him saying it. Me calling Adrian (i mean Lee) on it right then in front of the others.

Me calling Adrian....Adrian

getting a free drink at the bar Jen doesn't remember, and then having Jen spill the whole drink on my leg.

Having a long meaningful conversation with a fake Indian scupture sitting a table in a drive bar.

Everyone singing the wrong words to Hey Jude.

All of us serinading Jen to You've Lost the Loving Feeling.

Jen getting in trouble for giving the fake wooden Indian statue head.

Being out with the fucking Devil.

Two guys smoking a hooka at he Persain restaurant and Adrian yelling, "Those guys are smoking pot."

Running out of Tuaca at the bar.

Cheering for Tuscan Mules, and having some other girl (we didn't know) come over and say do they have Tuscan Mules here? I love tuscan mules. I haven't had a tuscan mule is too longof time.

Three people in jay's bed over the course of the night.

A constantly changing group of people sleeping and spooning on the floor.

Going to Shoney's this morning (without Adrian) onlyto have our table stolen while we were all up at the breakfast bar.

Oh, and there's lot more that's not safe to print.

Marc on Saturday, July 29, 2006 at 9:33 PM

no one knowing how much they spent.

Jen's credit card being denied at Shoney's

The femle owner of the Persian restaurant watching in confusion as 17 people stroll in to her restaurant then looking and pointing at me and saying with a smile "Protect Your Nuts!" (Hence my t-shirt witha squirrel (think like Brent) and some acorns)

Having numerous cameras documenting our night, but none of them ours.

having 5 of the 9 bars hating us by the end of the night.

some guy named Moat trying to grind on the belly dancerwhile she was doing her routine.

adrian on Saturday, July 29, 2006 at 10:07 PM

It was a great night. The four of us rocked out. Pizza anyone? Joe knows what i am talking about.

I took a power nap when i got home. My head has finally stopped hurting.

Marc on Saturday, July 29, 2006 at 11:38 PM

Apparently Adrian forgets that there was actually 5 of us. (although four drove up.) But I can see as to how he would be confused as to how jen and jay could not stop humping on the dance floor. They were like one person connected at jay's leg and Jen's vagina.

Jay on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 12:10 AM

Me wanting to jump into the back of Barbara's (aka Deborah) truck in front of cops at the end of the night.

Work is going to be...interesting...on monday

And I think his name is Moc.

Phil on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 12:45 AM

Hey Adrian, have you seen Aptana? It's not too shabby
http://www.aptana.com/

Brent on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 12:46 AM

Its the eye of the tiger...

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1851

Brent on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 12:46 AM

I feel Grrrreat!!!

http://www.awesomeshit.net/video.php?id=255

adrian on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 10:59 AM

Phil, that looks like a cool application. I was reading the documentation and I like how it supports prototype and scriptaclus javascript frameworks (i use these two frameworks constantly). I might try downloading it later to test it out. Good find.

jen on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 12:43 PM

Wow, I ended up not falling asleep for my nap until 6 last night. But then I didn't wake up at 9:30 this morning. Miraculously, my hangover is gone.

I thought his name was Moe?

And the good news is that my credit card isnt out of money. When I went to check my balance when I got back thinking that surely I didnt have "that" great of a time, it appears that no one at my bank's cards will work. Awesome.

Jay on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 2:14 PM

I am afraid to get my next bank statement.

Church on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Phil, you all doing a fantasy football league this year

Jay on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 4:53 PM

As long as kick returns are worth a million points, I'm in.

Church on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 4:56 PM

I'm all for it. Jay, have you run into the Hobans in Frankfort yet?

Jay on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 4:57 PM

I ran into him at a gas station shortly after I started working here, and a couple of weeks ago he sent me an email.

Brock on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 5:24 PM

Did you also run into him in a restroom rumaging through his notebook trying to get the answers to an exam he was taking?

Jay on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 5:52 PM

Wow, Brock, that was like, 8 years ago. You need to get over it.

Brock on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 6:25 PM

Dude, its an anecdote.

Brock on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 6:26 PM

Should we stop calling you the crazed buffalo? That was like 10 years ago.

Jay on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 7:01 PM

That's what you always tell me about Truman. I thought I would return the favor.

Brock on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 8:52 PM

In that case, I am referring to your passive-aggressive anger, which is just bad for your health. You should just get into fist-fights, that's better.

Jay on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 8:55 PM

Believe me Brock, I know.

Dave on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 9:02 PM

I forgot all about that Brock, how funny. What are the exact details? Did you just happened to have to go to the bathroom at the same time or did you suspect him of cheating. Did you call him on it?

Jay on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 9:23 PM

this has been one of the most posted weekends on Natty Sci. Way to go, Dragon Stagger!

Brock on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 10:49 PM

I didn't. It was one of the girls in the class who found out about it. They ratted him out, but I don't know what happened about it. Apparently this was a more than one-time occasion.

Phil on Sunday, July 30, 2006 at 11:44 PM

someone posted this on fark and it made me laugh:
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/.../arkdinoyd5.jpg

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 7:23 AM

I'm heading of to work now. This should be fun.

joe on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 8:19 AM

explaining the stagger does it no justice. It was basically one of those occurences where you have to witness it to get the full effect. Here is where I was going to say "our internet synposis might make the evening sound pretty gay" but i don't want to offend Brock so I will simply say everyone needs to make it to the Stagger. I highly reccomend it.

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 8:47 AM

I just now saw the first of many pictures from the stagger. There are a lot of Jen and I. Weird!

joe on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 9:05 AM

you mind if we dance with yo' dates?

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 9:15 AM

Okay fellas I need some information here.

Does anyone know what the status is of the Crush name in the Bellarmine Biology department. I ran into a certain person this weekend and he apparently had talked to Dr. Korn at some point and was asking how Lee Crush was doing, to which he responded "Oh we don't mention that name around here anymore". Apparently Dr. Korn didn't spill his guts but this person thought he heard that "Lee Crush has been blackballed" from medical schools or blackballed by the BU staff or something. Can anyone provide me some information here?

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 9:16 AM

Shit Feder use to show up to Chemistry exams with 2 blue books, one for the test and one that had all of his notes copied into it. I should have ratted him out or just kick his ass, but I didn't.

joe on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Who is lee crush?

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 9:42 AM

Was Lee Crush, Chris' older brother? I almost want to say they aren't related, but my brain is bad about remembering names.

joe on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 9:42 AM

The younger crush went to UL

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Lee Crush is the older brother, who was looked to as a genius for a long time in the bellarmine biology department who could do know wrong.

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Lee was a year ahead of us. I thought he was some kind of god at bellarmine. I wonder what happened?

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 10:00 AM

know = NO

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Here is something I found on the UK internet boards. Crazy if true.

1. Myron Pryor DT 6'1 300 SO Louisville, KY
The Skinny- A massive defensive tackle that can squat 700lbs, Pryor was a terror in spring for anyone who attempted to block him. After coming on strong in the end of 05', Pryor exploded during the spring and gained the top spot at defensive tackle. At 300lbs, Pryor can move extremely well and could be UK's best interior pass rusher since Dewayne Robertson was the 4th overall pick in the 2003 NFL Draft.

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Last year he couldn't stay on the field because he cramped up too much.

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Yeah Lee was looked to as a god, but not sure what happened.

I hate to speculate anything, but the only thing that I could think of that would be that bad would be some sort of cheating.

joe on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 10:20 AM

looking good in the spring for a UK football player is like being the smartest person with down syndrome...had to make that reference for adrian

adrian on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 10:48 AM

"And you....you are the biggest piece of shit in here and I hope you burn in hell"

"What did I do!"

Jerome on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 11:24 AM

"OH!!! THE GOAT!!!"

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 11:29 AM

looking good in the spring for a UK football player is like being the smartest person with down syndrome. - I don't care who you are that is just funny!

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Jerome knows what we're talking about.

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 11:44 AM

The next stagger is tentatively scheduled for the weekend before halloween, so we can stagger while in costume. That is also my birthday weekend. SWEET!

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 11:48 AM

I should be defending my thesis around that time too.

Church on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 11:55 AM

1. Wes, you should have kicked Fetter's ass. Repeatedly
2. Lee Crush and Chris, both opted for medical school in Ireland, I had heard Lee was an excellent student, I don't know what gives
3. A thesis, Brock I thought you were in the doc program at UC

joe on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 11:56 AM

I'm sure Phil can find more on the internet

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 12:27 PM

Touche' Church. I'll be defending my DISSERTATION. I get so many people who don't know what that is, but know what a thesis is, that I just say that, and then forget. Whatever... its a Ph.D.

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 12:28 PM

Joe's new nickname is Zinger.

jen on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Another Stagger? I thought we weren't allowed back in Frankfort...

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Michelle wanted me to pass along more details regarding the bike tour down to Bardstown.

1. Begin at Tom Sawyer Park on Saturday, September 9th in the morning, and ride approx 50 miles to Bardstown.

2. Multiple hospitality tents along the way and a large gathering in Bardstown including a Buffalo Trace tasting tent (tasting- right...)

3. Ride back on Sunday about 55 miles.

4. Hotel rooms or B&B at discount for tour.

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Here's the link again:
http://www.okht.org/details.html

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 12:53 PM

Apparently, all those places that hated us, hated the other staggerers the first time around. So it's all good. Plus, we'll be in costume and they won't recognize us.

adrian on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:01 PM

I think one stagger was plenty enough for me ...

Marc on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:06 PM

Phil or Wade, I suggest you bring the electric flyswatter to trivia tonight. One, because less bugs would be good. and Two, I wanna see it in action.
And I promise to TRY to avoid zapping Brent.... but if bag of squirrels jitters into it...it is not my fault.

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:17 PM

So where did Bag of Squirrels come from?

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:18 PM

Adrian, you pussy.

adrian on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:23 PM

xota....just kidding....gosh

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:23 PM

Good call, Jay.

Marc on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:27 PM

For fans of The Office on NBC.
here are some web-isodes
http://www.tv.com/the-office/show/2...=gumballs;img;0

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:27 PM

That's okay adrian. If you give me your email adress, I'll send you the pictures that ryan took.

Phil on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:28 PM

There's a dentist in Crestwood named Lee Crush.

I also found an article by Dr. Korn that had research from Lee on this page, but I can't view the article text:
http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/do...84.2001.00197.x

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:28 PM

I just hit 2 posts per day. Whoo hoo!

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 1:44 PM

Korn gives him, along with a couple of other students, an acknowledgement at the bottom of the page for collecting some data. Actually, that's kind of a dick move on Korn's part. If you collect data, you should get your name on the article, not just a footnote at the end.

If you do a google search for Michelle, you find that she's on a neurosurgery article where all she did was swim rats that had surgically damaged spinal cords.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/...l=pubmed_docsum

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 2:02 PM

I completely agree Brock - however, Korn can fuck a conifer for all I care!

Fucking Pine Cone Trees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bigworm on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 2:03 PM

Their dad is a dentist in Oldham County. Or I wonder if Lee Crush had to go to dental school and is now in his dad's practice?

joe on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 2:24 PM

Actor Wesley Snipes is 44. Musician Fatboy Slim is 43. Author J.K. Rowling is 41. Actor Dean Cain is 40.

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Conversation Killer!

Phil on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Perhaps the Crush father is also Lee Crush?

Jerome on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 4:57 PM

I'm not usually a political guy ... but Gingrich is calling out World War III ... and I just don't know how to feel 'bout that shit

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,204164,00.html

Marc on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 5:37 PM

Now I don't know the Crush's well at all. Only met Chris a few times. But do you think when they get together they had d0ctor-dentist jokes on each other? Like do you think Chris or Lee say, "Hey dad, what do you call a doctor that fails medical school? ... a dentist." To which Crush Sr. replies, "Hey son, what do you call a doctor that HAS TO go to medical school in Ireland? ... a disappointment ... and my son."

Brock on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 6:04 PM

That was hilarious Marc! Well done, Fester.

Dave on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 6:46 PM

First off, be careful, because I think Chris reads this sometimes. I faintly remember Chris telling me something about his brother going through some stuff when we were Juniors and his bro a Senior. I could be totally wrong on this, but he might have went to Administration about some of the teachers. I remember him telling me that his younger brother would not go to Bellarmine, because by going to UL, in was more likely they would take him into their Med school. I just remember some drama involving his brother, his brother's girlfriend that went there, and getting into Med school. Lynnie might remember something more. I know both of the Crush brothers liked Dr. Korn as a teacher, (they both did their research with him.) so i don't remember any beef with Dr. Korn specifically. I also can't imagine him cheating, their sole job in life was to study for med school, and they wouldn't resort to that. Anyway....we did have some pretty crappy teachers...likes ones who didn't show up for the first three weeks, surfed the web site, jailbabes.com, and whose dog ripped off Brock's hand, and bit Michelle in the ass. I know I'm a wordy bastard, fuck!

Jay on Monday, July 31, 2006 at 8:13 PM

Way to kill the conversation, Dave.

Brent on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 12:04 AM

Brock, what do you know about mitochondrial DNA and the Human Genome Graphic project sponsored by IBM and National Geographic?

jen on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:04 AM

Ha Ha, somebody created a dragon stagger myspace page. Wow, Jay's friends are really enthusiastic.

http://www.myspace.com/dragonstagger

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:10 AM

Chris - If you are reading this, I don't mean to start trouble, I just found those comments to be very odd from this guy I know....I was just trying to figure out what the basis for those comments were.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:11 AM

Word on the street be that UofL's Brian Johnson might transfer.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...418/1002/SPORTS

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:15 AM

And here is a good picture of that Tayshaun block on Lebron I was yapping about in the NBA playoffs.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b...llWitnesses.jpg

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:31 AM

Fuck. Johnson was coming around as a decent player and it would have been a heck of a frontcourt with Padgett, Farley, Palacios, Caracter, Perrin Johnson, TWill, and Clark. Oh well.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:34 AM

Is anyone else having problems attacking in risk this morning?

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:36 AM

At lest you guys still have Farley. When he goes, so does your NIT hopes.

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:36 AM

least*

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:39 AM

The RISK attack option is busted, just when I was having a run of good luck.

Adrian, you're a bitch.

joe on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:42 AM

If only Brandon stockton had more eligibilty and Shegarie alleyne would stay around

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:43 AM

Yeah as uncoordinated as SHAG was, he was still fun to watch.

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:47 AM

the only reason i give you guys shit about Farley is because i went to school with his older brother and he smelled like shit....seriously

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:48 AM

Finally UK landed a big receiver.

John Keye 6'6" 210 pounds. Rated a 3-star WR by Scout and Rivalss, has offers from both UK and UofL. Has Mario Urritia type of speed (not extremely fast) but very fluid running style like Mario and great hands.

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:54 AM

Farley's brother went to Faridale? Wow, a house divided

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:54 AM

No, he went to Lassiter Middle School with me. I believe they went to PRP or Doss for High School.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:58 AM

UK has very limited rides this year due to oversigning last year and having kids gray shirt (spring enrollment) rather than fall, so of course they don't play for a year and it doesn't hurt the RS status either.

So this is the 2007 Commits list for UK thus far.

John Keye - 3-star WR 6'6" 210 pounds - offers from UofL and UK
Duran Jefferson - 2-star CB 6'2" 180 pounds 4.40 40 yard dash
Shane McCord - 3-star DT 6'1" 275 pounds - offers from UK, Arkansas, UT and USC
Billy Joe Murphy (lay off the name get more creative)3-star OL 6'7" 265 pounds - offers from UK, UofL, and Vandy
Jeff Boyd - 3-star DT/DE 6'5" 255 pound, 4.9 40 yard dash - offers from UK, IU, UofL, Ole Miss

Wow call me crazy, but Brooks just landed another solid class.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:58 AM

Adrian - I believe PRP.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:00 AM

One of the commits will be hard to keep, Jeff Boyd, but as long as the big guys don't come calling he will be a CAT. And by Big Dogs I mean Miami, LSU, UGA, Auburn

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:05 AM

If the UofL fans want me to dig around their recruiting boards I probably can and bring you back some info.

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:06 AM

Fuck the U of L fans

Jay on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:07 AM

Ryan created the myspace page.

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:10 AM

The only news U of L fans care about regarding Football is that their players are removing their gold grills.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:13 AM

So what happens when you give an assclown a car that he can't handle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnXp...amp;t=t&f=b

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:27 AM

So I watched Peter Jackson's King Kong last night...at it was pretty damn good.

In other movie news.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:33 AM

I swear China is fucking nuts.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,206493,00.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:34 AM

Another reason why they are nuts.

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/?p=5754

The Death Bus!

I guess it is better than being shot to death though.

joe on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 10:20 AM

Wow this is annoying, a parade just broke out on 4th street and it is nothing but drum corps.

Jay on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Just like the movie, "Drumline"

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Joe - tell them they got served!

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Or better yet, go get a fisher price drum set or toy march drum and join in.

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Joe, if it is a gay pride parade, look for Adrian. He is most likely the grand marshal

joe on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 10:41 AM

It is an Elk's parade. Church, I don't appreciate the gay references. I find it highly offensive to use gay in inappropriate ways.

joe on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 10:42 AM

And a horse just took a massive dump right in front of our building in the middle of 4th street.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Let the punchlines begin:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060801...MDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:14 AM

2007 Brackets http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/bracketology

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:27 AM

Church, this was a trivia question last night....

On what island did Napoleon die on?

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:32 AM

Also, the final question last night was...

Put these basketball players in order by career total field goals made (most being at the top- leat at the bottom)

Kareem Abdul Jabaar, Michael Jordan, Wilt Chamberlain, and Karl Malone

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Saint Helena

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:35 AM

they are in order, I think

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:37 AM

Jabar, Malon, Wilt, MJ

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:38 AM

Malone over Wilt and MJ, at least he can console himself over how he ended his career as a bitch with the lakers

adrian on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:43 AM

There was a british question last night but i forgot what it was....i am sure you would have answered it correctly.

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 12:01 PM

Hopefully, I can make it next week. Right now, my car is in the shop. Gotta love those intrepids

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Are you still taking classes Church? I thought you were teaching.

Church on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 12:06 PM

I am teaching a bit, but I have one year of coursework left and my comps and then I have to start writing.

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 12:17 PM

That really gets me... in the social sciences, you get to start writing right after you finish the comps. How long do you get to write? Decided on a topic?

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 12:49 PM

Chuck Norris discusses torture:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/5/16aldridge.html

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 1:23 PM

Grand Strategy Shut Down:
1. For copyright violation
2. Programmer Negligence
3. Exceeding bandwidth
4. Who fucking cares, I WANT TO PLAY RISK MOTHERFUCKER!

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 1:40 PM

I was kind of wondering why you were sitting there strangling your computer.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 1:43 PM

yeah I am pissed about this.

Jay on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:01 PM

So the golden days of natty sci risk are over.

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:02 PM

Unlikely, I think its just a delay. However, while this is down, the productivity will certainly increase.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:05 PM

I sent Bryan, the site creator, the following e-mail:

Dear Bryan,
I have been a loyal fan of your Grand Strategy for some time now. However, the latest hiatus of your site has proven too much for me to handle. I have hired a private investigator who is set upon finding you. Once you have been located, I am going to kill you. I have already aligned my armies, and am moving in for the final kill. You will die Bryan.
Sincerely,
Me
ps - hmmmm.....you say your name is Bryan, hmm.? You didn't happen to love a sheep at one time, did you?

-----------
What do you guys think? It isn't too weak is it?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:14 PM

That is actually pretty funny, however, I think I can hear the cop cars now for the death threat.

Phil on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Maybe he should have gotten a REAL host...

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Wow, who could've seen this one coming?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/wlwt/200608...lo_wlwt/9603557

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Somehow I don't think Bryan has a real high importance level attached to him by the authorities, unless they are the Irkutsk authorities.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:39 PM

http://www.notproud.com/confessed.php

Anybody see this link from hatemetoday.com?
it's pretty funny; and worth the read in the downtime of Risk.
I like this one:

I have always dated "normal weight" girls. Not too fat, not too skinny, and mostly plain looking. Now I want some variety. I'm not cute enough (or motivated enough) to get a really hot skinny girl. That leaves fat girls. I'm going to the beach soon. Here piggy piggy.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:42 PM

Another classic:

I've lost my virginity to my horse.

----------------
Notice, "I've" lost my virginity; as if it can be found. as well as "my" horse, not just any horse.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:45 PM

My hate mail worked, the Risk site is back up.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:47 PM

And back down.....god I hate this fucker

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Just as good, some of the games had stepped back in time. I have a feeling I'm not going to like the results when he has it fixed.

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 3:03 PM

I think you may have an obsession problem here. You may need to seek obsession/stalker therapy from Phil.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 3:07 PM

It's not obsession, obsession is checking it all the time. I only check it 2 to 3 times a minute.

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 3:09 PM

This is kinda cool, but the only person who will actually read this besides me is Wes.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/ffw.htm

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 3:20 PM

That is pretty awesome Schweitzer. I like the analogy an "F16 with legs"!

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 3:22 PM

I pictured the battlesuit of the future would be something like Dynamo from the Running Man, or have we just not evolved to that yet.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 3:22 PM

and risk is back up!

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 3:24 PM

And yeah, all the games I created yesterday, and was totally kicking ass, have all been removed, as I feared. I know why now, because one of those games had me kicking the shit out of Bryan.
It's good to be the website owner.

Phil on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 5:04 PM

TMQ's first article of the year. Warning: this is for serious poops only:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...terbrook/060801

Marc on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 5:05 PM

The battlesuit in the middle of the three pictured looks like a Cobra suit or helmet. While the helmet to the right is EXACTLY like those on Starship Troopers.

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 5:26 PM

The TMQ's article is freakin' ridiculous. This guy REALLY had nothing to do in the offseason.

Phil on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 5:39 PM

I was thinking the one on the right is pretty similar to the guys in Halo (not Master Chief, but the other marines)

Marc on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 5:42 PM

Here is my early (5 minutes spent) attempt at a Dragon Stagger t-shirts using preliminary photos. I think even non- Stagger attendees would enjoy this shirt.
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=d...&F=stagger1

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 5:48 PM

Apparently Jay was rockin' out with his cock out?

Marc on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 5:53 PM

Oh, supposedly and better pictures are comming.
... and so is Jay.
Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Goo.

Brock on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 6:25 PM

I'm probably coming back in town this weekend. Anything going on? Hell, I'm probably in for a round of golf.

Jay on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 6:35 PM

That's how I roll.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 8:41 PM

Well I am up for something give me a call this weekend.

Jay on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 9:29 PM

I'm watching Rockstar:supernova, and some dude just started singing coldplay. WTF?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 10:27 PM

Joe - If you are gonna run for Mayor you are gonna have to build anotehr White Castle's

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60801039

Dave on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 10:49 PM

Nothing says rockstar more than "Clocks" by Coldplay. I know Tommy Lee was wanting to punch that pussy in the face and tell him to go try out for American Idol.

Phil on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:43 PM

honest to God quote from my mom regarding the White Castle:

"I'm glad your grandmother was not alive to see that."

Phil on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 at 11:44 PM

also, the plans to make a sand white castle sure fell through. They made such good progress two months ago and then they just gave up.

For shame.

Brock on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 1:46 AM

Joe! You should definitely run with that platform. Is Art Draught still the mayor? Your slogan could be:

"End the Draught, bring back Whities!"

Brock on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 1:47 AM

St. Matthews has a fuckin' Wikipedia entry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Ma...thews,_Kentucky

Brock on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 1:49 AM

Wake up Baron! The RISK website is down again... I need you to send him another death threat so I can finish conquering Germany!

Jay on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 7:36 AM

Those white castle pictures were really sad.

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 7:42 AM

Art Draut is still the mayor and I saw the demolition on the news and cried myself to sleep.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 7:56 AM

Okay so today during the morning commute to work I was flipping through the channels and settled in on 98.9 because they were talking about Mel Gibson and his blood alcohol level (BAL). Since the legal limit is 0.08 most figured hey 0.12 isn't that bad. In conjunction with the LPD, they have decided to get drunk on the air and determine how impaired someone is with a BAC of 0.12 Needless to say, Kelsey (a broad) was being pretty damn silly and she was at 0.06. The guy said he was buzzing fairly good at 0.04.

And then I got to work.

Pretty interesting when you think about it.

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 8:04 AM

buzzing at 0.04, pussy.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 8:24 AM

Yeah, well in his defense he never drinks because he is married.

Oh and the funny thing was he "drunk dialed" or sober dialed or whatever his wife.

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 8:41 AM

I can say with pretty good certainty that a .26 is pretty drunk

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:02 AM

Yeah you are really drunk at that point, but I have never seen you at that point because every time you are drunk when I am around you have been able to walk...with the exception of Genny's Diner where I carried you out. That would have been an interesting night to see you BAC at that point because you didn't drink much then so it probably hit you harder. Chris could do nothing but lay there, and when we left we physically had to remove him from the bar as he was unable to do so on his own. I'd love to see someone have a BAC level of that high and still be able to walk. But considering a BAC level of around 0.4 is gonna kill you, I doubt we will see it anytime soon.

http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~rdavenpo/bac.htm

The drunkest I have ever seen anyone was Chris on the 1.5L of bourbon night. And after running the numbers he is why.

1.5 hours of drinking, 15 shots, 210 pound male.
BAC = 0.259

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:04 AM

Bigworm...shit that was actually 90 proof because it was Evan Williams. So changing the proof from 80 to 90 and leaving the other parameters the same alters the BAC level from 0.259 to 0.295....Jesus Titty Fucking Christ....how did you not die?

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:12 AM

My blood test the night I woke up in the hospital was not a BAL test it was a different scale and a book Chris had said my number was in the comatose to death range.

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:28 AM

The .26 night was the night that I got dropped off at Wicks by myself after someone told me you all were there, made friends with some guy, had shots, you all showed up and then I went home with Claire. I've been much, much, much more drunk than that.

Of course, we were going by a portable Breathalyzer so who knows how accurate it was.

I just did the calculation on my 12 beer + 12 shot night at Genny's....0.3953

Sounds about right

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Yeah, well that makes a lot of sense considering you don't remember much of the night.

Yeah I am guessing anywhere from the 0.3 to 0.4 range has got to be the camatose to death range.

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:32 AM

Wes, did we go to that White Castle thanksgiving break after we watched tomcats and you informed us you were getting married?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:32 AM

"Erroneous on both accounts".

12 shot night at Genny's? I know you did 4, and maybe another 4.

When you puke you remove the alcohol that hasn't entered your bloodstream yet. Considering you puked as soon as we got into your apartment complex....that was probably a good 5 or 6 of those drinks that came back up.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Joe - I think so......but there is no way you are blaming me getting married for the destruction of the St. Matthews White Castle.

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:34 AM

no just reliving the memories. A couple of us around the office are considering a candle light vigil.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Well on that case count me in.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:42 AM

Funny stuff, even though I hate the ending.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...ntucky+wildcats

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:43 AM

I'm just going by third part accounts regarding the shots. I was told I did six shots of whiskey that were the size of double shots.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:47 AM

No, they were single shot glasses. You definately shot these...a double shot requires me to drink it which didn'thappen.

Actually I think what happened is we bought 5 shots. You had 4 and Joanna took 1. Now you lined these up and knocked them down right after the other which was pretty impressive, but when your ex-love shows up because Jen brought her (bad play on her part if you ask me) you (men in general) tend to do irrational things.

I think we bought 2 more for you, but I am not really sure. Chris or Joanna would probably need to fill that part in.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:50 AM

The best part though was when I took you home and you opened my car door and puked, there were people outside. The whiskey stinch hit you when you walked within a 7 foot radius of that vomit pile. As you started to blow chunks I saw people looking in your direction to which I replied "Man Philco are you okay? That's the last time you get the chicken there".

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:51 AM

I didn't get out of bed the next day. Good times!

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Depleted Yankees Farm System Down to This Kid
http://sportspickle.com/features/vo...02-yankees.html

Jay on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Joe, did you get those pictures I sent?

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 10:46 AM

yes I got them kinda. It basically shutdown my email because it was too big so I had to immediately delete them.

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Actor Peter O'Toole is 74.
Movie director Wes Craven is 67.
Actress Victoria Jackson is 47.
Writer-actor-director Kevin Smith is 36.
Actor Edward Furlong is 29.
Rock musician Devon Glenn (Buckcherry) is 26.
Actress Hallie Eisenberg is 14.
1922 Carroll O'Connor NYC, actor (All in the Family, Heat of the Night)
1934 Albert W Hall actor (Apocalypse Now)
1946 Bob Beamon long jumper (Olympic-gold-1968 29' 2«" (8.9m))
1952 Paul David Crews SC, murderer (FBI Most Wanted List)

Jay on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 11:10 AM

I was afraid of that, joe.

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 11:53 AM

http://www.chisport.com/sportsguy.html

new sports guy

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 12:02 PM

Joe, I think deadspin killed their website

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Jerry Brewer of the Courier-Journal is leaving. Today is his last column.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...612/1002/SPORTS

Kind of sad cause I like reading his columns.

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 12:09 PM

This will piss off some people, "I am pleased to tell you Eric Crawford -- our talented, hard-working and witty University of Louisville beat writer -- has been named my replacement."

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Why don't they raze my childhood home while they are at it.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60802009

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 12:29 PM

real new sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060802

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 12:29 PM

I heard that draut isn't running for mayor anymore, but bowling is. There is a street in st. matthews called bowling blvd. I think he might win. It's like a Ruckreigel losing the J-town election.

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 2:11 PM

I'm still kinda shocked that these two chicks are still on the front page of the Courier for being at the restaurant along with Mel Gibson.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/608020593

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 2:18 PM

I'm not, for some reason that is news.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 2:34 PM

Stoops is kicking people off the team.

http://www.newsok.com/article/2824545/

Looks like starting QB Rhett Bomar is one of them.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 2:38 PM

J-Lo and the Giants.

Jared Lorenzen continues to throw the ball well. He uncorked a perfect deep ball down the middle that Willie Ponder failed to handle and connected on a long completion up the left side to Plaxico Burress.

“He’s had some pretty good days,” Coughlin said of Lorenzen. “He had some good days in the spring. Obviously his throw here today was a good throw, and he’s got a very strong arm. We just hope that people at that spot who are competing will emerge. The last thing I want is mediocrity there. Somebody needs to assert themselves and step forward, and hopefully we’ll have all three of those guys, Hasselbeck, Rob Johnson, and Jared all playing well and competing and make it a tough call.”

http://www.giants.com/

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 2:39 PM

Moe Williams with the Rams.

http://www.stlouisrams.com/article/55198/

douglas on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 2:53 PM

i'm back bitches! yeah, i drove by the old whitey's this morning, it was heartbreaking indeed, i still remember when i lived down the street and I've be fucked up after getting dropped off at home and would walk up to whitey's for a milkshake and chicken rings at like 3 in the morning. good times indeed. I even had a my picture on their picture wall.

douglas on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:01 PM

it blows that brewer left the courier, now we're going to get a bunch more UofL biased articles

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:03 PM

How is the job search?

douglas on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:07 PM

pretty good, i should have an offer within 1-2 weeks. for now, i'm just enjoying unemployment to the fullest, sitting around watching soap operas and shit. i'm soooooooo getting drunk on fri. night to celebrate

joe on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:09 PM

how was your day off on Monday. How long did you work yesterday?

douglas on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:12 PM

it wasn't technically a day off, i had a 3 hour interview Mon. morning, but the second half of the day was splendid. as for yesterday, i was canned by 9:15, a little quicker than I anticipated, so that's why I wasn't on the sci all day yesterday. i'm at my mom's now just checking email and shit.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Douglas - why did they can you for?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:13 PM

And were you expected to get fired or laid off or whatever they did?

douglas on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:15 PM

lack of production technically, but basically they knew i was looking and i'd made some of my viewpoints and opinions known regarding the way they were treating some employees, and yes, i knew it was coming, that's why i didn't go into work at all on monday, b/c if they fired me before August started, I lost my benefits immediately, but b/c i technically worked in the month of August, (all of about 15 minutes), I get my full benefits thru the end of the month, which is key when u have a daughter

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:17 PM

Good thinking Douglas on the benefits part.

douglas on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:17 PM

it was rather funny the way they did it, and i don't think they were expecting me to smile the entire time they were firing me. it doesn't matter, i was quitting on the fifteenth anyway, they just beat me to the punch, now i just get to draw unemployment too.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:22 PM

How did they do it?

douglas on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:29 PM

it wasn't so much what they said, as it was their reactions to my reactions, if that makes sense. they were talking about firing me, and i was smiling. my manager was getting visibly pissed. they were asking if there was anything else like personal items i needed from my desk, when i said no, he was surprised, and when he went to go check out my desk, was shocked to learn i had already completely cleaned out my desk and taken my swingline stapler. he asked why i didn't just quit, i said "i had every intention of quitting, you beat me to the punch," and that kinda pissed him off too. he asked me what was up with me, if i was just burned out or something, at which point i proceeded to say i wasn't burned out, just tired of working on a sinking ship, and i'm not going to drown with it, and of course he had absolutely no response, and his expression was priceless.

Jay on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Douglas, that is the funniest read in a while.

Jay on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:34 PM

I'm an idiot. I meant to say the funniest shit I've read in a while.

Brock on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:38 PM

You could of just left it Xota, it was intelligible.

Douglas, congrats on the rubbing of previous employer's face in the sand.

douglas on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:40 PM

it was enjoyable, and the great thing was they completely understood why i didn't care, that place is gonna' be done in about 4-5 months anyway and they all know it, just afraid to say anything b/c they'll get fired, pretty much like i was

Barry on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 3:51 PM

so i know it's been awhile, but i saw this today and couldn't resist...are those balls or just some loose lips?
http://www.tigerweekly.com/pp_img.p...;iidpp=781#head

Jay on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 4:15 PM

I'm pretty sure that's her cooch barry, but I might be wrong.

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 4:26 PM

I say that is just some loose lips. I think I can make out some floss on there. Plus in the previous picture there is no bulge.

But that link did have the "Hottest Bartender in Baton Rouge" section (http://www.tigerweekly.com/hottest.php), so I present:

Bartenders I'd Stalk If I Lived in Baton Rouge
Kayla @ Click's: I think that's a man. Too lazy for word associate. Not stalked
Tara @ Chimes West: Pudgy face. Could be fat. Otherwise kinda cute. Would take stalking only to the point of only buying drinks if she's working (assuming she isn't a fatty)
Sabrina @ Sullivan's: Call me racist, but I don't date red people. Not stalked.
Kimberly @ Happy's: Are those tumors on her face? Not stalked
Keri @ SoGo: Looks like she's 35 but is probably only 22. Looks pudgy. Not stalked.
Kelly @ Happy Nole: Word association is gibberish. Might have a mustache. Not stalked
Kelli @ Phil Brady's: Tastefully named bar, but looks pudgy. Not stalked
Katie @ Rickochet's: Hair looks like cranberry sauce. Word associate tries to look slutty, but she looks like she just popped out a couple of kids. Not stalked
Katie @ Rotolo's. I'm sure she's a nice girl. Not stalked
Jenny @ Walk-Ons: Looks pudgy. Weird make up. Does list USC as "U Suck Cock." Not good enough. Not stalked.
Bridget @ Triple A: Went far enough to use a glamor shot. Apparently associates M&M's with being fat. No smile. Looks like a bitch. Not stalked
Blair @ The Station: Probably cute if she had non-slutty lipstick and got a tan. Bonus points for the "Home: Great, Weekend: Better" in word association. Stalking potential is high if she has half a brain
Annette @ Texas Club: Did she turn in her driver's license photo? Looks like my mom after she gave birth to my sister and had her thyroid surgery. Definitely not stalked.
Angelina @ Champps: Looks fat, but has eating disorder checks. Has a man's chin. Bar's name is misspelled. Not stalked.
Amy @ Churchill's: Could be cute when she's not standing in front of a bunch of boxes. Answered Bushmills for "Bush" word associate. Seems like the type of person that would be nice to me out of pity. Stalking potential is high
Emily @ Brightside: Might be insane. Looks chubby. Not stalked.
Melissa @ Cadillac Café: Her eye brows are kinda weird and looks way too happy to be in the picture. Probably 35. Would probably not stalk.

Barry on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 4:33 PM

yeah, i don't know why they picked those bartenders. Blair isn't even the hottest bartender at the Station.

Marc on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 5:13 PM

Chad Vader - Day Shift Manager (episode 2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPVl...amp;t=t&f=b

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 7:52 PM

Douglas - that is fucking hilarious. I agree with Xota, best read in a long time.

stew on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 9:12 PM

I wonder what this guy was thinking. Hunting a tiger with a couple of sticks. I think he got what he deserved.
http://www.break.com/index/tiger_at...e_in_truck.html

Phil on Wednesday, August 02, 2006 at 11:44 PM

Crazy Russian Jumper guy:
http://www.break.com/index/the_russian_jumper.html

Jerome on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 7:58 AM

How about a fat dude on the dance machine?
http://view.break.com/136201

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 8:49 AM

Marc - Kudos for finding Chad Vader episode II.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 8:57 AM

Jay - here is the ultimate Vader costume.

http://www.buycostumes.com/ProductD...refProdID=18813

I must say though it isn't as real as yours was for Halloween.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Darth Sidious gets a job.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeB6VhbbY_g&NR

joe on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 9:46 AM

for those of you keeping track at home Chase Utley's consecutive game hit streak is up to 34 games. That's right, he is still my bitch.

Phil on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Jeremy Sowers scoreless pitching streak ended last night.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 10:27 AM

If I were the cop I'd be pissed.

http://www.break.com/index/bad_k9_unit.html

Lazy dog.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 10:40 AM

This show has potential, if it is in deed really a show.

http://www.break.com/index/adventur...some_guy_1.html

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 10:41 AM

Part II of Big Handsome Guy and his little friend.

http://www.break.com/index/adventur...some_guy_2.html

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 10:54 AM

"And what a great number it is! Alot of eights".

Jay on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 10:55 AM

I couldn't access Natty sci earlier. I thought I was going to have to throw my monitor through the window.

Green Baron on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Beware, the Risk game is resetting the "attack to" country box after every attack.
So at one moment your kicking the ass of some country, and then take your army up against a well-fortified nation and get your ass kicked.
This is just another addition to my "why I shall kill Bryan" list. 2 more games totally fucked.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Isaac - I know exactly what you mean.

joe on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Singer Tony Bennett is 80.
Actor Martin Sheen is 66.
Lifestyle guru Martha Stewart is 65
Movie director John Landis is 56
Actor John C. McGinley is 47.
Rock singer James Hetfield (Metallica) is 43
Rock singer-musician Ed Roland (Collective Soul) is 43
Hip-hop artist Spin (Salt-N-Pepa) is 35.
1900 John T Scopes Tennessee teacher convicted for teaching evolution

joe on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 12:20 PM

KHSAA rule in the CJ today

"The schools are not allowed to continue outdoor activities if the heat index measures over 104."

man these athletes are pampered these days

douglas on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 12:46 PM

i love checking the sci at home, i got speakers here, unlike work where i watch these videos and have no fucking clue what's going on.

Brock on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 12:46 PM

August cross country practices were always awesome... NOT!

I think that may be one of the singular reasons I stopped running and got fat.

Brock on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 12:52 PM

We've been having this deep discussion today of: If you had to sleep with any woman over 60, who would it be?

Phil on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 1:43 PM

Jerome and I just got done running. We did the golf course trail. Wasn't too bad out there. At least it isn't humid.

Heat index was "only" 101.

Jay on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 1:44 PM

Barbara Eden

Jay on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Thank god no one in college reads our site.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/EDUCATION/0...g.ap/index.html

Phil on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 1:51 PM

spot the prostitute:
http://scuffedballs.blogspot.com/20...rested-for.html

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 3:04 PM

Wow - I have talent...I spotted the non-prostitute.

Brock on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 3:25 PM

I think the Bengals should trade Chris Henry to the Raiders.

Jay on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 3:44 PM

Gee (a girl from the stagger) stopped by the office today. Apparently she had a cyst burst on her ovary, which is why Kellee has been gone the past two days. I asked how she was doing, and then said, "I vaguely remember talking to you," to which she replied "Oh, I remember YOU!" It was awsome. She's doing much better, by the way.

joe on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 3:56 PM

How long till somebody stumbles onto the sci searching google for "cyst ovary"?

joe on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 3:58 PM

ouch

http://expn.go.com/expn/story?id=2538510

Phil on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 4:14 PM

Jay's post reminded me: If you search for my name, NattySci is #6 in the results. I'm actually #3 too.

Jay on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 4:15 PM

That's a good question, Joe

Jay on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 4:29 PM

Joe, I just sent an ass-ton of pictures to your netzero account. Hopefully it can handle the load.

Phil on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 4:30 PM

Wes beats me. He's all over google for his name.

Phil on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 4:31 PM

adrian's name comes up with "Herpie Squirting Girls" as the #4 result...

Jay on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Try to look me up. I dare you. I'm probably buried around # 1,000,000 or so.

Phil on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Well, I can tell you that "Jay Smith" doesn't point towards Natty Sci in the first 1,000 links.

Yet.


Jay Smith
Jay Smith
Jay Smith
Jay Smith
Jay Smith
Jay Smith
Jay Smith
Jay Smith

Brock on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 5:13 PM

Did you seriously flip through 100 pages to find that out?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Hey I just found my publication.

http://www.springerlink.com/(zpqu1g...ults,1:102963,1

Bigworm on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 5:18 PM

Thanks Google for bringing up those memories.

Phil on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 5:25 PM

Even worse. I wrote an application to do it for me.

Marc on Thursday, August 03, 2006 at 6:16 PM

Two live-action movies about Superman in the same year?!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus.../hollywoodland/

Jay on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 1:00 AM

I've been up late working on a song, looking at stagger pictures, and trying to learn html. Tommorrow is going to suck.

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:18 AM

USA Today Coaches Poll
Rank Team (first-place votes)
1. Ohio State (28)
2. Texas (11)
3. (tie) Notre Dame (9)
3. (tie) Southern California (1)
5. Oklahoma (13)
6. Auburn (1)
7. West Virginia
8. Florida
9. LSU
10. Florida State
11. Miami (Fla.)
12. California
13. Louisville
14. Georgia
15. Michigan
16. Virginia Tech
17. Iowa
18. Clemson
19. Penn State
20. Oregon
21. TCU
22. Nebraska
23. Tennessee
24. Alabama
25. Texas Tech

Others receiving votes

Arizona State (7-5) 182; Boston College (9-3) 87; Utah (7-5) 84; Arkansas (4-7) 64; South Carolina (7-5) 55; Boise State (9-4) 46; Wisconsin (10-3) 37; UCLA (10-2) 29; Georgia Tech (7-5) 28; Fresno State (8-5) 14; Tulsa (9-4) 11; Iowa State (7-5) 9; Minnesota (7-5) 9; Maryland (5-6) 8; Purdue (5-6) 7; Texas A&M (5-6) 6; Memphis (7-5) 5; Nevada (9-3) 3; Texas-El Paso (8-4) 3; Arizona (3-8) 2; Brigham Young (6-6) 2; Northern Illinois (7-5) 2; Northwestern (7-5) 2; Oregon State (5-6) 2; Rutgers (7-5) 2; Colorado (7-6) 1; Duke (1-10)

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:19 AM

Duke went 1-10 last year and made it in the coaches poll...you have to be kidding me.

Phil on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:24 AM

steve spurier votes for duke every year in the preseason poll. I think he's done this every year he's had a vote.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:25 AM

Does that Harris poll premier this season?

Phil on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:29 AM

I think the Harris Poll was used last year too

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:29 AM

For all of us soccer fags out there.....MLS All-stars vs. Chelsea (EPL champions)

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/column...os3&cc=5901

Now that is something I want to watch.

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:29 AM

Yeah but someone other than Spurrier had to vote for Duke as well.

Phil on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:31 AM

they got one vote. Spurier votes them #25 which equals the one vote.

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:44 AM

Okay, that wouldmake sense then.

In other news. The riverboat casino wants its money back. Take that Caesars!

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS02/308040010

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:46 AM

Trinity Football ranked in top 50 of the US.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RTS05/608040427

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 8:54 AM

Azubuike is making a step in the right direction. Going to Houston Rockets for now.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl...kn/4093884.html

adrian on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 9:00 AM

I think LSU is going to be the team to beat this year but hell i have been wrong before.

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 9:02 AM

The problem with SEC teams this year is the QB position.

And for the record, Ole Miss named Brent Schaeffer (ex-UT QB) their starting QB for the fall, well a big blow to them is he won't make it due to grades.

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 9:02 AM

China is building a new rail system to the amount of 27.5 billion USD.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006080...s_afp/chinarail

adrian on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 9:03 AM

why don't you just post the entire internet?

Jay on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 9:19 AM

I would like to wish a very happy birthday to Andy Hallet, 31, and Daniel Dae Kim, 38, both veterans of tv's Angel.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 9:47 AM

The finals of the WS of pop culture was hard. It kicked my ass

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 10:18 AM

Payton will be the starting center for Trinity this year... that waste of flesh.

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 10:41 AM

I am trying to get to the point to where it says "You have posted the entire internet" similar to that commercial where you reach the end of the internet.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 10:42 AM

There is a bunch of porn out there I bet you haven't gotten to

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Oh god...I can't even fathom how much porn gets posted daily or recycled onto other websites.....I am avoiding the porn because there is no way you can accomplish reaching the end of the internet with porn included.

adrian on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Question: Who is Payton?

adrian on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 10:46 AM

Jay or Marc, what song list did you play at Osheas?

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Payton is a younger Schweitzer and dude are you all ever going to play agian?

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 10:54 AM

Jay and Marc that is

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Adrian - you might want to employ Philco with his awesome stalking abilities to find out who this girl is, as I think she might very well be your dream girl!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuayJGjMiw

adrian on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 11:09 AM

I think i prefer this....

http://www.rpgamer.com/event/ff11ff...costumes_05.jpg

Phil on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 11:31 AM

sorry wes, but the girl from the video is married.
http://www.myspace.com/jasmine_is_super

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 12:19 PM

And she is 16.

Bigworm on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 12:20 PM

OMG.....Crazy fucker of the day brought to you by:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/03/s...l.ap/index.html

Jay on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 12:27 PM

We played Black, American Girl, My Hero, Sympathy for The Devil, Umbrella, Here I Go Again, Mr. Jones, and something else I can't remember.

Jay on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 12:28 PM

We might play at the taproom sometime. It's up to Marcus.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 1:59 PM

1755 Nicolas-Jacque Conte inventor (modern pencil)
1901 Louis Armstrong New Orleans, Jazz musician & bandleader, "Hello Dolly" - oldest musician in Billboard history to have a Number One song
1943 Tina Cole Hollywood, singer (King Cousins)/actress (Katie-My 3 Sons)
1944 Richard Belzer KOed by Hulk Hogan/comedian (How to be a Stand Up)
1955 Billy Bob Thornton Hot Springs, Ark. US. actor, 'Sling Blade','A Family Thing'
1962 Roger Clemens Dayton Ohio, Boston Red Sox pitcher (Cy Young, MVP)

Phil on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 2:01 PM

new sports guy
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060804

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 2:23 PM

Is anyone planning to do anything tonight? Otherwise I'm going to watch the Reds. I could man up and go to the game, get to Louisville around midnight, then hit the bars...

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 2:37 PM

Douglas said he is sooooooo getting fucked up tonight

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 2:44 PM

That sounds like a good plan... as always.

Jay on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 2:54 PM

I am definitely going out tonight.

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Only one week after the stagger?? I'm impressed Jay. Adrian said he would be out of commission for a long time.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:18 PM

When Adrian decided to exercise he sacrificed his drinking. The key is to be able to balance the two and get plastered and still be able to run a couple miles. It is all about moderation.

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Or testicular fortitude.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Good one Brock

adrian on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Adrian doesn't know what moderation means.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:27 PM

Too much exercise not enough drinky.

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:27 PM

Good, then you can get hammered, and run 15 miles the next day... because we wouldn't want you to have a moderate exercise day.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:30 PM

Drinking is a reward system for my exercise. Or a punishment system. Either I have exercised well this week I deserve to kill my liver or I can't believe I drank that much I am going to ride/run till I need to vomit then run/ride some more.

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:32 PM

Excellent philosophy. A hangover is a perfect opportunity to run a marathon.
It can also be used as a defensive strategy in team sports. That pickup flag football game on Sunday will always be more interesting if you have to dodge vomit puddles on the field.

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:34 PM

So Jay, are you raging again tonight? I'll either provide driving services or request them based on your status. I'm broke anyway. Stupid change to bi-weekly pay schedules.

Jay on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:37 PM

I am not drinking tonight, so I can drive you around.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:38 PM

Or it works for sports because while people like adrian can't even walk I have trained my body to function in extreme situations. Also, in YMCA basketball no one wants to come near me because I smell like a brewery and like I smoked a pack of cigarettes before the game. But they are all sober so they kick my ass

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 3:43 PM

Getting hammered and then challenging dude up at Seneca park to play basketball would be fun. Much like Bellarmine Intramurals... instead of jumping for a rebound like a chump, I just keep my feet planted and throw kidney shots at apes like Dustin Vogel... I always get the ball.

Phil on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 4:15 PM

i'm too fat to even attempt the drinking plus running. I can barely get my fat ass around the track as is.

Less than a week until the alumni run too. Not good times.

joe on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Tantric is playing at PHT tomorrow if anyone is interested

Brock on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Phoenix Hill! Is Chris available tomorrow? Would be great to relive the ancient history of Natty Sci.

adrian on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 4:35 PM

I will be down about going out tomorrow.

douglas on Friday, August 04, 2006 at 4:44 PM

i'm going out, i have jager, i have red bull, nuff said

Phil on Saturday, August 05, 2006 at 11:57 AM

I was watching the trailer to Invincible and I must say Greg Kinnear does a really good Dick Vermeil. I'm just hoping that at some point they have Dick Vermeil break down crying.

Although having Mark Wahlberg playing a 6'2" italian is an interesting casting choice.

Brent on Saturday, August 05, 2006 at 12:48 PM

I thought you were talking about this invincible...I kept wondering if that was Wahlberg

http://www.invinciblemovie.com/

Phil on Saturday, August 05, 2006 at 3:19 PM

yeah, it's a "cinematic exploration of the human soul with this true story of a simple man who is transported from his humble village roots to the giddy excesses of the 1930s Berlin and finds himself becoming the new Samson to protect the Jewish people. That simple man? Dick Vermeil."

Brent on Saturday, August 05, 2006 at 9:21 PM

What's going on tonight? Anybody have any plans, I was going to call Phil but I forgot he's Amish now.

Brent on Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 1:05 PM

Anyone interested in joining a pay fantasy football league? I have two openings, the cost is $30 and will be an online draft, more than likely on a weekend day.

stew on Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 4:20 PM

This is pretty awesome, some girl is stripping for her webcam and mom walks in. Fantastic
http://www.break.com/index/girl_cau...ing_by_mom.html
NSFW

Jay on Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 6:28 PM

Stew, that video is awsome.

Phil on Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 10:04 PM

ah, nothing like some second half preseason football to put a hop in my step. Back to the shipping yard Mr. 4th String Quarterback who can't get a snap down for a field goal!

stew on Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 11:04 PM

Paris Hilton goes celibate....Peace in the Middle East can't be too far behind!
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?n...73&GT1=7703

Phil on Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 11:05 PM

HDNet is showing FC Barcelona vs. Chivas Guadalajara right now too, and the sprinkler system just came on. It's a much better game than the MLS all-star game yesterday. Ronaldinho is at least out there having fun. Chelsea seemed to be out there to prove that to show that they were still tired from the world cup and it wasn't even worth effort to be out on the the pitch.

I think they play the New York Red Bulls next week. That should be interesting.

Bigworm on Sunday, August 06, 2006 at 11:36 PM

Stew - or the end of the world.

Phil on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 12:58 AM

10 strangest statues: http://archibase.net/archinews/9776.html
#8 is my favorite..."Nude man being attacked by babies"

Bigworm on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 9:50 AM

You mean like babies on the field coach?

joe on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 9:58 AM

So this weekend was fun

Jay on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 10:22 AM

I...I don't know guys. I think the 4th input is bullshit!

Jay on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 10:28 AM

I would like to give a very special happy birthday to Bruce Dickenson, 48.

Bigworm on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Okay so here is some Summer League Clips of the Knicks.

Balkman is gonna be a player and I have said that from day 1 when IT drafted him. That kid keeps moving and his motor never turns off.

Of course this is the summer league, but he will turn a lot of heads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NETrOPRG8d4

joe on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 10:52 AM

The problem is not that he isn't going to be a player, the thing is he could have gotten him in the second round or free agent. He could have stolen him there and gotten a first round pick

Bigworm on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Yeah I agree with that Joe, and they could have taken Marcus Williams of UCONN first and then Balkman their 2nd pick in the first round and then IT would have been looked to as a genius.

What is getting me though is Knick fans and most of the basketball world dismissed this kid before they even knew who he was....he is going to be a pleasant surprise.

joe on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 12:16 PM

Singer B.J. Thomas is 64.
Actor David Duchovny is 46
Actress Charlize Theron is 31.
1929 Don Larsen pitcher (NY Yankees),

adrian on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 12:54 PM

Of course he (Balkman) is going to be a good player. He comes from the best conference in college Basketball (SEC) and not some pussy overrated Big-East squad. Yeah i said it...

adrian on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Just fucking around with you guys...I am ready for some football.

Bigworm on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Hell yeah..they had some pre-season nfl stuff on last night Oakland and Philly I think. Pre-season games are all about special teams....well the action is on special teams atleast.

Phil on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 2:35 PM

here you go adrian, the new Mac Pro:
http://www.apple.com/macpro/

adrian on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 2:44 PM

That mac is fucking awesome. Anything built on the new intel chips is kick ass plus the security and stabilty of mac os technology. It is very expensive but you get what you pay for.

Jay on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 2:49 PM

I just told amber that she has become widely quoted by us that went to the stagger.

douglas on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 3:21 PM

so i just got a call from samuel l. jackson from joe's number telling me to go see 'snakes on a plane', joe, u at work?

joe on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 3:30 PM

yep. I kidnapped him and locked him in my basement. I guess he got out and used the phone.

douglas on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 3:32 PM

how the fuck did u do that?

Jay on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 3:45 PM

I think I just dozed off for a couple of minutes.

douglas on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 3:49 PM

happens, especially at work

joe on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 3:57 PM

chloroform and an old rag

douglas on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 4:04 PM

i haven't used mine in a long time, too long really. Oh i miss the days of drugging women and dragging them to my place.....
In other news, Stephanie Tanner is clean and has a real job, hosting some show on the Fuse network, some music channel or something. I think the ol' chloroform trick could come out of hiding for that fine piece....

Marc on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 4:28 PM

Those of us with ladies (very few of us) and those with ipods have a new ipod excessory (not me)
http://gear.ign.com/articles/723/723296p1.html

Phil on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 5:22 PM

Cross-Country Running is a breach of Human Rights
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...in_page_id=1770

Jay on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 6:54 PM

Douglas; Fuse is actually, in my opinion, the best music network out there. They play a lot of rock and metal, but they also play hip hop and pop and other music.

Jay on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 6:56 PM

So, I just got back from the gym, where I weighed myself. If the scale is accurate (which the people working there assured me it was) I am now down to 271.5 pounds, which means I've lost 20 pounds in the past two months. That's about what I weighed when we graduated college. I still think it is a dubious figure, though.

adrian on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 8:25 PM

Good job Xota. That is awesome.

Jay on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 8:42 PM

Thanks. I still don't know that it is for real.

jen on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 9:53 PM

Wow Jay! Nice job! Yeah, I'd say they're accurate. All the gyms I've ever weighed at have never been as forgiving as my scale at home. I stopped going to the gym because as soon as I got there, it was like gaining an automatic 5 extra lbs since the time I left the house.

Jay on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 10:08 PM

Thanks Jen. I hope I'm not losing weight because I'm dying.

Marc on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 11:01 PM

Philco, I was right the date that wnet to dinner on Just The 10 of Us, was indeed Matthew Perry.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0618117/

stew on Monday, August 07, 2006 at 11:18 PM

Not sure if anyone else saw this (probably only interesting to UL basketball fans) Reece Gaines and Taquan Dean are once again on the same team.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...460/1002/SPORTS

Jay on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 9:01 AM

So I'm making the first post at 9 am. It's going to be one of those days, isn't it?

adrian on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 9:15 AM

I have a flash application i am working on right now so my attention will be diverted elsewhere through out the day. Sorry xota.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Damn you Bryan - he is checking multiple account users now for risk.

joe on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 9:42 AM

http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=m...cle&sid=816

This is what QVCX is all about

joe on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 9:42 AM

QVC

Brock on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 10:02 AM

This fella is about to lose half his players.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 10:45 AM

This is really cool.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060807...nm/dutch_bed_dc

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 11:23 AM

You guys might want to email Bryan and inform him which account to keep open.

I had to delete my other 2 accounts (DennyCrane and Kal-el) and I kept wes011.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Do you know how intense this would be if not down right scary at the same time. A silverback could end your life pretty quickly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8NQdgj-iY

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 1:14 PM

Dude this video is awesome.

An M5 and an Audi RS4 racing on the expressway.

http://www.break.com/index/bmw_m5_vs_audi_rs4.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 1:26 PM

I don't know why this sounded like a good idea for this guy...but I still laughed my ass off. This might be the funniest clip on the net...in my opinion.

http://www.break.com/index/way_too_...ch_tequila.html

Brock on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 1:49 PM

The Baron insists that Bryan is full of shit and won't do anything. He thinks we have revolving IP addresses... I don't know. I'm just playing on different computers with everyone.

Phil on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 2:14 PM

so he's set it up so one account can be in only one game at a time, and is banning multiple accounts? I can see where having multiple accounts or usernames is bad because then you could theoretically participate in one game with both usernames.

But in a game as slow moving as risk, I see no reason why you couldn't have one username that can play in multiple games.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 2:17 PM

At UC, we do have revolving IPs. But 2 of my profiles are pretty similar. I went ahead and bought a membership anyway; it isn't very expensive.

However, Wes, I wouldn't play with Willgfass; that is why I quit that game. That dude never plays; as you can see by his profile; he's never completed a single game. I'll create another Europe game.

Marc on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Ok, this week (being off school for a lil bit) I watched a couple movies. I watched Road House 2, which was about the same level off spectacular that i was hoping for...needless to say it was mediocre.

Second i saw a Netflix recommendation called Edison Force that had Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey, LL Cool J, Dylan McDermott, Piper Perabo, Carey Elwes, Rosalyn Sanchez, and Justin Timberlake?! in a lead role?! i had never heard of it before and it was just okay. but thought a cast like that woulda got more attention.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389957/
(Kevin bacon game fans might notice Freeman and spacey reunite after Seven, and Elwes and Freeman unite since Kiss the Girls. Yeah I'm a huge dork.)

Church on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 2:33 PM

Wes, how do you delete a profile on risk

Marc on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Wes, thanks for admitting to being Kal-el. I had Brock and Brent accusing me of being Kal-el this weekend. I haven't played one RISK online game. And they were taking it very seriously and discussing it for a while.

By the way... its your turn.

adrian on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 3:16 PM

This might sound stupid but is Kal-el the real name of Super Man?

Jay on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Yes.

Brock on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Its because one of my aliases is General Zod.

Brock on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Someone just made a Username "Hitler" - I'm joining this game and giving him a piece of my mind.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Brock - and the fact that I am a big Superman fan.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Marc - what all was said about Kal-el? I think I am going to keep the wes011 account but then again there is DennyCrane and Kal-el...tough choice to be made?

Brock on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 4:31 PM

No comparison on Superman fan status my friend.

Marc on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 5:19 PM

Wes, you'd have to ask Brent and Brock what they said about Kal-el (when it comes to the online game.) Because I tuned out, after having to continually assure them I was not Kal-el. (And you know Brent when he's got his mind made up. Just ask Adrian about myspace.com lol) I tuned out because talking about online RISK at bars is like talking about chemestry at bars... super gay.

Phil on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 5:56 PM

New TMQ featuring 3 pages on the improbable ending of MI:III
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/prin...&type=story

Brock on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 6:46 PM

My favorate part of this article is how they cite the example of "jerk" behavior when a bunch of Steeler fans got a-hold of some season ticket seats and caused a bunch of problems.

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs..../608080325/1077

Brent on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 at 8:32 PM

This girl I work with is from Frankfort and she knows some people that are involved with revitalizing downtown and I told her about the "Dragon Stagger." She thought it was pretty cool and said she is going to try and get t-shirts made...way to go J.

The risk bullshit sucks, Im kicking ass on both of my accounts and I don't know which one to get rid of...fucking Bryan, $18 is too much for that piece of shit program, but I'll probably pay it. Anyone want to go in for a double for $25? Church?

Brock on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 1:33 AM

Brent, you fuckin' coward! Stop backstabbing me. Man up and pay the price... you are kickin' ass, you might as well be good at something.

Brock on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 1:43 AM

I've been playing some FIFA Soccer on PS2 with the brothers, and pulling my Philco impersonation (being drunk and finding random facts), I found an interesting note about the Swiss Soccer team:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switze...l_football_team

Note, what they are called in the homeland. Rock on!

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 8:21 AM

Go Buckeyes!! If at first you don't succeed try try again.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/09/cl...d.ap/index.html

adrian on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:14 AM

what a waste of sperm

Jerome on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:20 AM

... interesting ... in any given series with the Yankees, there is the possibility of seeing Johnson one night and Wang the next. I guess the strategy would be just to hold your stick and look for balls.

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:25 AM

That was one of the deepest things I have read on this website in months

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:30 AM

Wow....an octupus on the Ohio River?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS02/308090045

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:48 AM

joe, you still doing the alumni run tomorrow? I've done something weird to my hips but it's nothing some advil won't fix.

adrian on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:49 AM

Below is west virginia's regular season. They paved their way for a BCS bowl game.

Marshall
Eastern Washington
Maryland
East Carolina
Miss. State
Syracuse
UConn
U of L
cincy
Pitt
S. Florida
Rutgers

adrian on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:50 AM

* regular season schedule

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:51 AM

I'll be there Thursday. You do realize it is at Tom Sawyer park now?

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:52 AM

You want to meet some place before we go? I have no fucking clue where it would be at. I don't think I've been to Tom Sawyer park in 15 years.

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:56 AM

I can do that. The only way I ever get there is out hurstbourne to westport and go out by Tinseltown

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:59 AM

Or westport all the way out

Jay on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 10:17 AM

All the WAY out!

Marc on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 10:21 AM

For those who loved it,
it appears the original The Tick animated series (from 1994) will be coming to DVD on August 29.
http://www.buy.com/retail/Product.a...&adid=17662

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 10:28 AM

Another good DVD that just came out was Pinky and the Brain

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 11:33 AM

We were discussing around the office purchasing things off the internet. What is paypal vs. paying with a credit card and such?

Jay on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 11:39 AM

I believe paypal is strictly an ebay service (although they might be liscensing it to other companies). Paypal will hold your payment in esgrow until you verify you recieved your item in good shape. Paying with a credit card goes directly to the company you are purchasing from.

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Paypal is the internet equivalent of a check. To send and receive money all you need is a checking account.

Companies that accept PayPal generally just don't want to go through the hassle of setting up a system to accept credit cards which is actually quite complex and involves needing to get a payment gateway and merchant accounts.

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Anybody had any trouble with either service and what do you recommend/prefer?

Jay on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Phil, your stalking is about to taken to the next level.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/scienc...lity/index.html

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 11:53 AM

Depends. If I was selling t-shirts on this website I'd go the PayPal route. It's just easier to setup. Now if I ever did more than $1,000 a month I'd definitely go the credit card route.

If I had to spend money, I'd go with credit card just because they generally offer more protection in terms of fraud and the such.

Green Baron on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Wes, your Bryanbr brought down the hammer on your Kal-el account. He has typed in the chat that you are a cheater and banned you.
Bryan's a Nazi. I would e-mail him and say that a lot of people use the same computer at work, and that Kal-el was a friend, bla bla bla. Or you could just help me kill him.

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 12:17 PM

Damn, if you get that excited about RISK I am sure Brock is around and will help you rub one off. Seriously dude it is fucking RISK.

adrian on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 12:48 PM

Joe from halfcourt...count it!

Brock on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 1:22 PM

Joe, I'm surprised you know what excitement is... well besides the joy of calling everything gay... because you seem pretty mellow all the time.

Marc on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 1:23 PM

That is.... when he isn't making the women leave his room crying.

Jay on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 1:43 PM

Hey, Brock, I don't know what your problem with gay people is, but everyone's gay sometimes. I know I have been feeling pretty gay myself, recently.

joe on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 1:49 PM

I quit calling things gay and the site died. I had to throw something out there.

Jerome on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 1:55 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060809

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 2:42 PM

Just because you suck one dick everyone thinks your gay.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Baron - Well I normally would, however, I already told him that Kal-el and Denny Crane were both my accounts. No biggie though, he let me keep wes011 like wanted him to do since I was already ranked Subcommander.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Maybe I will pay for the premium account and play as Kal-el just to piss Bryanbr (I owned him a lot on that game) off so he has to go through the trouble of unlocking that account.

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 2:58 PM

nice office prank (via fark):
http://www.geekinvasion.com/mikeprank/index.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 3:01 PM

That is a pretty good prank.

We would do the ole packing peanuts in the drawers and overhead cabinet trick at Schwarz.

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 4:01 PM

If he haven't heard, AOL released all kinds of search records for users (anonymously) recently. Lots of fallout from this. Anyways, this user right now is being classified as the weirdest.
http://consumerist.com/assets/resou.../08/user927.txt

It starts off innocently. It looks like he's word about the time to heal a broken leg, so let's assume he's recently injured. A couple of days later he must have found some mold so he goes searching for it...taking a break to look up "dog sex."

The next day he must have decided to plant a garden because he is looking up calla lily's, roses, heleniums, forced rape porn, testical festivals and slowdancing steps.

And then it gets weird.

douglas on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 4:12 PM

i like how this guy has a search for a medical center right between child incest and jet black divinity

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 4:14 PM

check out this one:
http://aolstalker.com/user.php?uid=98280

it looks like a husband and wife team. it goes back and forth between pregnancy calculators, fine black girls, and how to deal with spouses addicted to coke. Some good stuff in there including "pleading the blood of jesus against mental disorder"

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 4:33 PM

oh, and what is scary about this?
http://aolstalker.com/user.php?uid=2708

revenge tactics
how to torment someone
the woman's book of revenge
stories or samples of revenge
encyclopedia of revenge
voice changer
underground help for revenge
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12 cd's for the price of one
how humiliate someone
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how to drive someone crazy
how to get revenge on an old lover
i hate my ex boyfriend
how to really make someone hurt for the pain they caused to someone else
free email addresses
jizzhut
download men's voices
makehimsuffer.com
how to say goodbye hurtfully
voices i can download
anonymous sms text messenger
free articles on gay life that can be mailed to me
things to send to your old lover via email
free christian things
breakup advise
men's gay products i can receive free
po boxes
how to permantlly delete information from your hard drrive
how to ruin someone's credit
jizzhut
staind
how to send emal anonmously
how to stop loving someone
revenge.com
weird free things to send someone
the worst thing to send someone via email
hate love letters
what can i do to an old lover for revenge
disgusting things people do to an old lover
licence plate numbers who do they belong to
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a list of massachusetts contractors with licence number 142446
bravin masonry
the worst revenge stories ever
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new hampshire better business
who can answer my questions
jizzhut

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 4:55 PM

user #336865 just wants porn
http://www.aolstalker.com/user.php?uid=336865

i'd post sample searches, but jizzhut might already be throwing up red flags at people's offices...

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 5:06 PM

this guy HAS to be my favorite: http://aolstalker.com/user.php?uid=2281868

let's just say it's a racist nazi who needs masturbation lessons along with "black teen faggots with overbites free porn pics".

he also is a jazz musician who only wants men in his bestiality porn

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 5:11 PM

here's an article in the times about all of this:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/t...amp;oref=slogin

well, not the big, fat, black tranny cock searches. Just an old lady they traced down with the search queries.

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 5:15 PM

opps, better article on the lady in the article in question:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/t...&ei=5087%0A

stew on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 5:32 PM

Gotta love the Ohio River...u never know what will turn up in it.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS02/308090045

Green Baron on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 6:03 PM

Tell you what Joe,
Here's what you do. Get married, have a kid, have your parents-in-law in your life all the time who also think your kid is theirs, commute 2 hours to work, to a job that goes nowhere, you accomplish nothing, you have no windows, you are forced into selling your truck, your most beloved possession, to appease your wife and parents-in-law, and you sit behind an indian and across from Brock, and perhaps, just perhaps, you'll get a fucking clue as to why I get excited over Risk.

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 8:44 PM

someone found another sad story in AOL search:
http://www.aolstalker.com/user.php?uid=822123

girl hugs another guy in front of me 2006-03-06 22:40:51
signs a girl likes u 2006-03-06 22:41:56
girls that flirt and love attention 2006-03-06 22:50:13
she claims u are not her type but gets jealous 2006-03-06 22:51:13
woman that flirts and loves attention 2006-03-12 16:32:47 0
woman hugs another guy in front of you 2006-03-12 16:34:21
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girl that loves my attention but will not date me 2006-03-13 22:10:13
how to tell if a woman is testing you 2006-03-14 13:03:47 0
woman that used to call all the time stops 2006-03-14 20:43:13
woman says she is leaving 2006-03-14 20:46:14 0
should i call her or let her call me 2006-03-14 20:50:40 0
calling a girl 2006-03-14 20:50:56
what do women want 2006-03-14 21:09:30
girl hates when i talk about another guy 2006-03-27 08:31:49
not her type 2006-03-28 21:13:56
women that get mood swings 2006-03-30 23:20:36
how to tell if she is interested 2006-04-05 12:05:47
is she playing hard to get 2006-04-15 13:01:11
bangbus 2006-04-17 09:52:49
a girl makes fun of u does she like u 2006-05-07 08:35:22
high blood pressure 2006-05-13 10:09:52

adrian on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 9:21 PM

Baron, i don't know if you meant your post to be funny but i laughed my ass off. sorry if i took it the wrong way.

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 10:21 PM

Lego Star Wars videos
http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/...594/vids_1.html

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 10:31 PM

Daily Show on how the alaskan pipelines will be sealed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p5HuRSis7c

Phil on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 10:46 PM

Angry German Kid mashed up with Numa Numa kid
http://www.break.com/index/angry_ge..._numa_numa.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 10:57 PM

Wow....that is pretty good Isaac. Is sitting across from Brock that bad?

Isaac are you a post doc or a graduate student like The Desert Fox?

Jay on Wednesday, August 09, 2006 at 11:58 PM

I think phil is trying to catch up to wes in the "post the entire internet on natty sci"

Phil on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:23 AM

Personally, I would have made a stalking joke.

stew on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:19 AM

My friend's sister is the Break.com girl of the day for Thursday, check her out and vote if u want. The winner gets a photo shoot in Stuff magazine. BTW, she's from Cincinnati.
http://girls.break.com/girl258_Natasha1.jpg.html

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 7:44 AM

Baron, thanks for the public service announcement on reasons not to get married.

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 7:54 AM

I'm livin' the dream, with a hobo sack and a pocket full of dreams.

Jerome on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 8:37 AM

Maxim's take on Floyd Landis

Floyd Landis

The alleged crime: After Tour officials found Jose Canseco-esque amounts of testosterone in his urine samples, Floyd is no longer recognized as the 2006 Tour de France champion.

His excuses: I always have high testosterone, I got wasted the night before on a 12 pack of Testoster-Ale, Mennonites have huge balls (full of testosterone), Hulk smash urine sample judge…

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Sorry I don't have time to post the entire internet anymore...well not since college football season is around the corner and I would rather play RISK than post pointless stuff on here that quite frankly none of us really care about...including me.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 9:27 AM

I care. I need the entertainment since it's my fourth day at my new job and I dont have my own desk, computer, phone, or job description yet.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Damnit Jen...now I have to find pointless articles.

So is the new job with the old company that you are now just working back in Louisville for or is it a new job all together?

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 9:42 AM

more productive then watching a soccer game

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804...BHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 9:50 AM

And baseball at that.

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 9:51 AM

website dedicated to drunk baseball players drunkenly trying to pick up chicks. I knew I should have practiced more.

http://itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Bone Thugs are coming to town in September....

"Play Crossroads!"

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:16 AM

Wives of the Southeastern Conference Coaches.

http://deepsouthsports.blogspot.com...reat-woman.html

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:24 AM

Apparently there were a lot of pictures he couldn't find so I guess these are the ones he could find.

Let me just go on the record to say that when I went to watch UK vs. UGA all the UGA female fans there were smoking hot...and NO I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP! Southern girls are crazy for their football...that is one thing for sure.

Jay on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:29 AM

We should totally go see Bone Thugs.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:30 AM

its a new company all together. I'm dying. Seriously. They have me in the accountant's office who's gone on vacation, and next week they're putting me in this other lady's office who will be on vacation. Kind of ridiculous.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Oh wow...yeah I would be bored shitless....oh wait.

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:31 AM

was this guy in Swingers?

http://deadspin.com/sports/top/scot...dies-192853.php

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Maurice Clarrett's bond was set at 5 million dollars

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Clarrett had the world going for him....and now look at him.

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:03 AM

Look at the picure on the cover of ESPN.com. he still has class. Grey Goose Vodka and a lint roller mixed in with his handguns. The hatchet is what throws me off.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Don't forget the assault rifle.

And of course he has to look good and get the lint off of him when he is partying late.

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:05 AM

You don't want lint on your bullet proof vest

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:11 AM

I mean let's be honest...a gangsta has to look good.

Okay do the "keep louisville weird" shirts come in any other color than black shirt with white lettering?

Green Baron on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Yah, that post was meant for funny.
But, it is true that sitting across from Brock is pretty bad. The first couple of years its ok, but 5 years.....5 long fucking years....ah christ I got to get out of here.

Green Baron on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:14 AM

And I am technically classified as "Graduate Assistant". But I think the entire lab knows I am a seat-warmer. Hell, some new guy started this summer and for the first month thought I was part of the furniture. I said hi one day and he nearly shit his pants.

Phil on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:16 AM

keep louisville weird is black only.

but you can get a "getting lucky in kentuckiana" t-shirt in green
http://www.whylouisville.com/detail...2&keywords=

Green Baron on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:17 AM

And marriage isn't that bad. Well, if you have a kid it isn't. Yah, 99% of the time you're working hard and hating your parents-in-law. But the moment your daughter smiles at you it makes it all worth it. And it doesn't matter that my daughter smiles at me because she thinks I'm retarded. She smiles, dammit.

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:18 AM

You don't have to get married to have a daughter, just ask douglas

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:19 AM

Isaac - so are you in graduate school then or just lab help?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Or the someone in louisville hates me t-shirt.

http://www.whylouisville.com/detail...2&keywords=

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:33 AM

That store is fun. I like the I *heart* KY (not the jelly) shirts.

Green Baron on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:44 AM

I'm in graduate school

And, coming soon,

SESAME STREET PUPPETS DO PORN!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060810...ringe_puppets_1

Green Baron on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:45 AM

Wes,
Whatever came of my cousin? Did she ever contact you?

douglas on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:48 AM

daughter good, marriage bad, very bad

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:49 AM

touche

douglas on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:51 AM

joe, what's ur email, i got something kinda funny bout bon jovi to send u

Jay on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:54 AM

His email is iamgay@chase.com

douglas on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:55 AM

no, i thought it was everyoneelseisgaybutmeespeciallysoccer@chase.com

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 11:59 AM

man why you calling me gay Jay? That's bullshit.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Isaac - yeah she contacted me but I don't think she was interested at that point in time.

Marc on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:13 PM

Jen, whatever happened to the girl you met who was trying to get some loving for her friend? She gonna let Jay hook her up? Or Baron can Jay get on your sister? (I mean that in a loving and caring way while being sensitive to her feelings.) So can he bone her?

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:17 PM

my bad-- I dropped the ball on that one. I'll email her today and see what's up.

Marc on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:18 PM

Holy shit! i just realized we made the Jay cutoff for the 15th. So this is the LAST weekend for the cause. Who will be coming out this weekend to help Jay get some strange ass? We need out-of-towners to help as well. Michelle get your roommates, Jen bring that girl, Issac bring your sister, Joanna bring both your sisters (especially Julie).
If we time and plan it right, Jay can go from virgin to the most legendary of us all. I say we film it and turn it into an after-school special....with boobies.

Marc on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:22 PM

Sorry Baron, I meant your cousin. Which should be cool, right? she's more removed from you than a sister. (See i have this problem actually reading and being able to retain information. so i usually just vomit out stuff, and it is usually misinformed...like at trivia.)

douglas on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:29 PM

i will volunteer my services for the cause

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:34 PM

So do we send out drunk Jay, sober Jay or Jay with a few booze in him?

Marc on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:42 PM

Definitely not Sober jay (no offense Jay). I'll say Stagger Jay would be good. So get him to keep drinking so that his tongue is never is his mouth. And we can get all the girls to make him look like the man, but then give him some space to pick up some drunk bitches.

Marc on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:49 PM

WHEN it happens this weekend... this will become a new natty sci holiday. That we will have to come up with a name. We may also need some alibis when we have to dispose of a body, because Jay is sure to punch a hole right through her with 27 years of backed-up jizz. (I'm classy, aren't I?) This way when Jay returns for Dragon Stagger III: Search for Spermrags, he can nail all kinds of bitches.

You know, re-reading my last few posts...it's amazing that relatively few girls want to hit me up for some sweet action.

douglas on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:50 PM

yeah, i want to see the stagger jay, i don't get to see that jay in louisville very often at all, and i heard good things about stagger jay

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 12:58 PM

nice on marc.

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:07 PM

*one

Marc on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:15 PM

One reason people don't get to see Stagger Jay in town is we need more people to volunteer for driving.

I feel like going out tonight, any takers? I know Turner does Karaoke at Flannagan's tonight. I might try to swoon some bitches into NOT sleeping with me tonight. I'm really good at getting chicks to NOT sleep with me.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:21 PM

I'm up for it Marc. Going out, that is.

Only like 3 and a half more hours of doing nothing to go, THANK GOD.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:35 PM

I might go Marc...today is a busy day at work and I have been raising peoples prices so I might be ready to go out and get a drink.....or I will ride my mountain bike and take my aggression out on that.

Phil on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 1:59 PM

i will volunteer driving services for operation balls deep.

Phil on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 2:04 PM

hey joe, what's the plan for the race tonight? it looks like the wrath of god is about to hit us rain wise...

Phil on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 2:10 PM

Dr. J on his invention of Pac-Man:
http://www.truehoop.com/nba-funny-3...ideo-games.html

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 2:11 PM

we are looking at 40% chance of rain at 7 with a heat index of 98 actual temperature of 88. I guess I am going to play it by ear and see if I am going to do it. If it is pouring I'm not heading out there. A slow rain I'll brave it.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:15 PM

only one hour and 45 minutes to go!

Hey Marc, what time are you thinking about going out?

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:16 PM

haha 1 hour and 9 minutes for me.

Jay on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Only 45 minutes for me.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:19 PM

An hour and 39 minutes for me....asses!

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:21 PM

Chris gets off work sometime tomorrow morning after going in at 4:30 this morning.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:22 PM

That is what he gets for being an MD.

Jay on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:22 PM

That totally sucks ass for chris. Stupid doctors. Riding in trunks.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:23 PM

1 hour and 36 minutes. Jesus. I think I might actually die of boredom.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:28 PM

LOL...looks like you are getting paid to play on the net to me and you are doing it well.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:30 PM

well I was at my last job, too, but it was mixed in with a little bit of challenging and rewarding actual work. Here I'm just plain useless. I seriously dont know why they hired me.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:33 PM

What are you doing there? HR stuff?

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:38 PM

not yet... though thats what I was hired for. I've been looking up item numbers for toners for copy machines all day. Its making me crazy

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:39 PM

Well let's not go that far. You are crazy because you are a girl not because you are doing remedial tasks.

Just messing with ya.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:41 PM

Now, we both know my gender has nothing to do with my insanity.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Well it might contribute to it a bit.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:50 PM

Holy crap it's really pouring outside.

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Its raining sideways

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:01 PM

one hour to go! I'm sure everyone appreciates the countdown. Its going to be hellacious driving home in this, since everyone seems to forget how to drive in the rain.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:04 PM

Yeah it is raining pretty good right now.

So what is hte deal tonight..Flanagan's?

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:07 PM

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Adrian - are you drinking?

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:10 PM

of course not...

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:12 PM

Have you ever had scotch before?

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:13 PM

I say we should go fairly early so that I can get in bed semi-on time cause I'm an old lady.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:15 PM

Okay I might have to break down and get a RISK subscription....since Bryanbr, aka big asshole, limit me to one account....I must admit I kind of miss world domination.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:15 PM

What is semi-on time for you Jen?

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:19 PM

If I'm home by 11 or 12 I'll be happy.

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Hell, I've been asleep for 2 hours by then

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:20 PM

I usually like to be in bed by 10, but ya know... there are exceptions now and again.

Church on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Phil and Wes, U of L is playing Evansville on Sunday in soccer if you were interested in seeing a match in person

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Hey everybody, gay church has graced us with a post.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Looks like we better get out early so Jen can get home semi-early.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:23 PM

In bed by 11 so I can be asleep by 3....

Church on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Wow Adrian, you are just so creative. How are you and your boyfriend doing?

joe on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:25 PM

in the words of the prophet Quagmire, "in bed by 8 home by 10"

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:25 PM

I was shooting for that, but I couldnt remember the exact quote....

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Quagmire is a prophet for sure.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:30 PM

ha. the instructions on this microwave popcorn actually list "open bag," followed by "eat popcorn".

Half an hour to go! What time for Flanagans?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:31 PM

People got to tell me so I can figure this shit out...of course I can't get there till around 6:30 or 7ish.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:32 PM

I vote for 7

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Nice one church, how long did it take you to come up with that repost?

Church on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:42 PM

About as long as it did for you to sign up for the gay pride parade

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:45 PM

http://www.sec.state.vt.us/otherprg...ivilunions.html

A gay co-worker at work told me to send you the link above.

Church on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:46 PM

Adrian, so when are you and your man relocating to Vermont? Who will wear the wedding dress

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:46 PM

True story....

When i was trying to find a civil union link for you church, a co worker came up behind me and asked me why i was looking at civil unions. I said "Why do you think"...He was like "Ok" and walked away.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:48 PM

Adrian - well that really explains a lot now doesn't it.

adrian on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:49 PM

I bet he doesn't bother me anymore and keep peeping over my shoulder.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:49 PM

Jen - so 7ish?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Good pick up for UofL.

Scout.com three-star offensive lineman Brad Durham told InsideTheVille.com that he committed to in-state Louisville on Thursday afternoon.

"I decided today," Durham said. "I called Louisville today and told them that I wanted to come there. I talked to Coach Greg Nord and he said that he'd pass the news along to Coach Petrino."

The 6-foot-5, 300-pound Durham, who was a Scout.com All-American combine selection for the event held at Louisville in May, selected Louisville over Cincinnati, Kentucky, Tennessee and a host of others.

"It was the whole school overall," Durham said of what made Louisville stand out above the others. "It's a great school and a great football program."

Stay logged on to InsideTheVille.com for more on Durham's pledge to the Cardinals.

Church on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Adrian, your co-worker probably walked off saying I knew he was gay.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Or was trying to get in his pants.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:01 PM

Yes, 7 is great

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:02 PM

Is it in the Red Room?

Phil on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:15 PM

just a warning karaoke isn't until 10:30 or 11...

Bigworm on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 5:29 PM

Hmmmm....might be problematic.

Marc on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 6:04 PM

Wow, apparently, my non-working ass takes a nap for a few hours and the Sci goes on. I'm so proud. Although I wish I had been here to tell you what phil just did that Karaoke is much later. but no one said we HAD to do karaoke. We could practice getting Jay laid this weekend by.... trying to get me laid tonight. I mean, it's just about as hard (haha HHHAAARRRDDD) as it is for Jay.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 6:22 PM

yeah, not a big deal to me if there's no karaoke. I'm just going for the fellowship with friends.

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 6:22 PM

oh yeah, and booze.

Marc on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 6:31 PM

that's cool. and don't worry Jen, i'll have you in bed by 10 and home by 1. Gigiddy Gigiddy Goo

jen on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 6:34 PM

Thats hot.

Phil on Thursday, August 10, 2006 at 10:25 PM

the big rumor about clarret is that there is a bounty on his life from of all people suge knight. Some people were bankrolling him between OSU and the NFL hoping to cash in once he was a millionare. And now he owes them big
time and figures the only way his new born kid would be safe is if he was in jail.

Seriously

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:34 AM

I just heard the same story from someone at work but they didn't know suge knight. That is one person I wouldn't wan to be indebted to.

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:09 AM

The company I work for acquired another company, ESI out of Louisville, today. Maybe I'll have work to do now!

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Yeah that is the story on the street but didn't know it was Suge Knight. That mother fucker is one crazy ass bastard...everyone knows he really killed Tupac and then was shot in the process as way to be able to point the finger the other way.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:35 AM

Finally I won!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.shibe.com/end/index.html

Take that internet.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Actually, I like this one better.

http://www.agentz.com/eoti.html

adrian on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Bullshit... P-Diddy combs killed Pac!

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:41 AM

My boy Dorion at work just gave me the east coast west coast death row bad boy rundown. I feel in the loop now.

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:48 AM

What was the Doobie Brothers song that Tantric covered when they played at PHT?

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:50 AM

Was it the "talk about love" song which is actually called "long tain running" or did I just completely butcher that?

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Bullshit - Suge Knight ultimately pulled the trigger cause Pac wanted to leave.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Joe - you work with a dude actually named Dorion or do you just call him that instead of Newbie?

Jay on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:57 AM

It was the "talk about love" song. I couldn't tell you the name of it, though.

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:58 AM

that is his name. Tim Couch and him were freshman at UK together on the football team.

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:58 AM

long train runnin' was the song

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 9:59 AM

And, I dont know what all the fuss is about-- Pac is still alive.

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:01 AM

Wes, he has great UK football stories that you would love to hear.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:01 AM

He probably teamed up with Elvis to fight the next Bubba Ho-tep.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Fantastic. Dorion needs to come out this weekend then so I can get all the good stuff.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Can you not tell them Joe - or will that not do them justice?

Jay on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Tantric did a pretty good job at that song. I just wished the crowd got into them more. They probably would have if they played "You gotta fight for your right to party".

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:08 AM

I can do no justice. He is an excellent story teller. his deliverly makes the stories that much better. He'll talk about the "handshakes" he received and how Couch was living in a boosters basement while he was registered as living in the dorms.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:16 AM

Well this is all common knowledge of the people who have close ties to the programs, but I love a good UK story as much as anyone does.

A guy Abby works with plays poker with the men basketball team. The only rule is no basketball talk is allowed or you are exiled from the group. Let's just say, that these kids have decent bank rolls for college students and are taken care of.

Of course, what people never here of and the NCAA looks the other way is how the family house of a Duke signee miracuously came out of foreclosure after he committed to the program or the nice big jobs they just received. If that was UK or any other program, our head would be on the chopping block...but since Duke is painted as the golden boys, actually a peroxide blonde, they get away with any damn thing.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:17 AM

Needless to say my hatred for Duke runs very deep and I hope they get what they deserve.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Entertaining stuff.

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=797

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Brock came through in the clutch big time on risk....not that any of you care but it was actually funny because Rommell and Hitler were facing off.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:39 AM

Isaac, Church, Brock, Brent - do all of you guys have premium accounts?

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Brock - in the team game we just played..did it allow you to play 2 sets of cards at the end?

Brock on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Yes.

adrian on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Works Sucks Ass, Works Sucks Ass, Works Sucks Ass, Yady Yady Yady

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:04 AM

run for the hogs tonight. Phil you up?

http://www.cherokeeroadrunners.org/events.htm

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:07 AM

I second that, Adrian.

Phil on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Jerome and I will certainly be there.

Phil on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:25 AM

here are the times from 2004:
http://www.cherokeeroadrunners.org/...hogs.2004.m.htm

Jerome and I are preparing for our ass whoopin'

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:31 AM

I plan on being there since I didn't run yesterday

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:31 AM

I ran it a few years ago and got an ass whoopin'

Phil on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:32 AM

sweet action. i think i have hoban disease because my shins and hips are absolutely killing me. I'm going to take like 3 advils prior to running.

Good times.

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:38 AM

What, Joe-- you didnt want to run in the monsoon?

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:45 AM

mostly the lightning

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:46 AM

yeah, I could see where that might be a deterrent...

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Lightning generally causes more then a flesh wound

Brock on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 12:12 PM

Do you run with an aluminum baseball bat waving above your head? Because that's how I run. It serves dual purposes: 1) Deters muggers and 2) 1.21 GWatts could possibly send me back in time to when I wasn't fat and could run faster.

Phil on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Sports Guy Sumer Movie Review
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060811

Jay on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 12:33 PM

Ok, Brock, that was really funny.

douglas on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:06 PM

i know this is late, but did u all know about suge knight and vanilla ice? how he dangled him from a hotel balcony to get the rights to "ice ice baby"? vanilla ice always has no comment when asked about it, and suge just denies it. funny stuff. and yes, suge was behind pac gettin' shot, and probably had something to do w/ biggie too. i went to waggener, i know this shit

douglas on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:25 PM

so what's the deal for tonight? anything?

douglas on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:37 PM

did everybody die?

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:38 PM

Yeah, whats the deal for tonight?

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:39 PM

I didnt die, but this job makes me want to a little bit.

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Hey Douglas, if I go up to our break room and look out the window I can see across the way into the training room where SCroggin is sitting there training away. I can't get his attention though. I want to be professional and make faces through the window at him and make him laugh.

I'm game for anything tonight after I run.

douglas on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 1:59 PM

i just called scroggin and told him to look out for you, he said he was right by the window, so you might want to try again later

douglas on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:00 PM

joe, when u gonna' be done running? and also, did u get my message yesterday about the godsmack/rob zombine/shinedown concert in indy? bmac said he'd be down, i figure if we're gonna' put him in a mosh pit we might as well go all out, godsmack and zombie are the two fiercest moshpits i've been in ever

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:01 PM

I was talking about that concert last weekend. I knew zombie and godsmack were together. I am down. The run is at 7:30 if I go so definitely by 8:30-9ish

douglas on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:07 PM

still got my jagerbombs?

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Jager and old forester. Not sure how much is left of each

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:14 PM

So what's the dilly yo!

Phil on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Douglas, you should show up at the race today with Jagerbombs at the mile mark

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Or actually I guess it would be dealey yo?

douglas on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:16 PM

if you guys need me, i can be there in the clutch for you in your time of need, and then i'll make fun of you for being dorks and running for fun just for good measure, at which point I'll pour the jagerbombs down your throats and say that it's your only way to saving your manhood. luckily none of you running are married so it's still salvageable

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:25 PM

Philco, what are you and Jerome doing? Are you all meeting up somewhere or something?

douglas on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:30 PM

i'm out, joe, call me when u get done running, and we can get ready to get jay laid.

Phil on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:34 PM

I think Jerome and I are going to head up there around 6:30 or so. If you want to meet us at our office, give me a call.

Phil on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:42 PM

rumor has it that when you select you choose the Bengals for franchise mode in Madden there is a Grand Theft Auto mini game to play.

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 2:49 PM

where is your office in relation to there?

Jay on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 3:11 PM

I'm down for Godsmack/Zombie/Shinedown

Phil on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 3:41 PM

My office isn't within walking distance, but it's about a 5 minute drive.

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 3:52 PM

I'll probably meet up with you all. I'll call you when I get home. I'm useless right now just killing the clock.

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 3:57 PM

So what is the game plan for the evening...anything going on tonight or tomorrow?

Douglas still job hunting?

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Godsmack, rob zombie, shinedown nd buckcherry

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US $59.00


PAVILION
US $34.50 - US $44.50


GENERAL ADMISSION LAWN
US $18.50

joe on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 3:58 PM

WRZX X103 X-Fest with Godsmack, Rob Zombie, Shinedown & Buckcherry
Verizon Wireless Music Center, Noblesville, IN
Sat, Sep 16, 2006 01:00 PM

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 4:11 PM

I'm up for a weekend adventure. Any ideas for tonight, anyone?

Marc on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 4:30 PM

Well we're not going to Michigan Jen. But I can take you to the Moon. Wow, I like being ultra-cheesy and corny. It's one of my best talents. Well that and masturbation.

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 4:35 PM

I'm not going to MI for 2 more weeks. I'm not sure that either of those are something you should brag about... ;)

Marc on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 4:37 PM

See, i knew there was some information that it is supposed to be good to hold back from the ladies. But I take Jay's cue. "Yeah I crank it like four times a day....so, how are YOU doing?"

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 4:45 PM

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Marc on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 4:47 PM

That's okay, there's always the fourth input. (stupid Bmac)

adrian on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 4:53 PM

whats the fourth input?

Bigworm on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 5:25 PM

I have no idea what the 4th input is.

jen on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 5:46 PM

I bet I dont want to know...

Marc on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 6:13 PM

Joe, Jay, and Brock should know what I'm talking about

Brent on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 7:04 PM

Wes, I dont have a premium account but was thinking about getting one. If you want, we can split the cost by ordering two.

Marc on Friday, August 11, 2006 at 8:44 PM

I'm assuming we are starting out like normal....so when are we meeting at Joe's?

Church on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 12:46 PM

Anyone going to the Orphans picnic today?

Bigworm on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 2:12 PM

I'd like to do something tonight. Gonna go to my parents house but after that I am game.

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