Train Wreck

Train Wreck

Posted by Phil on August 12th, in the afternoon | 1192 comments

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Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 2:31 PM

Last post was getting HUGE.

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 2:35 PM

Oh, and I went ahead and bought myself the iPod Nike+ thingy. I needed new shoes anyways, and my new car doesn't have a CD player so the iPod would have been purchased anyways. I just hope the nike shoes don't suck donkey balls, but I hear good things about the Air Max 180 so we'll see...

Btw, Natty Sci Fat Guys Running was another success last night. Everyone finished better than their goals and only a few little kids beat us.

adrian on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Which ipod did you buy?

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 2:44 PM

I just grabbed a refurbished iPod nano. $109. Oh, and for what it's worth if you use coupon code 455478 at finishline.com you get $15 of purchases of $90 or more plus free shipping.

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 3:32 PM

I think I might move Natty Sci over to a new machine. v033u39lvs.maximumasp.com will still work for now, but you might want to update your bookmarks to VZW222.maximumasp.com. NattySci.com and greenknuckles.com will of course still work.

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 3:53 PM

ok, DNS is updated. You should see a little message at the top saying "this is on the new server" or something to that effect. One thing that will change are the stats. I'm going to install a new stats package I think later today.

Marc on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 4:08 PM

Okay, This gave me the greatest idea EVER.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/...hairthrown.html
We need to get Bmac and Douglas a cable access show, because you just know it will lead to hilarity.
And thin we can get a show for Brent to debate anything against anyone.
Then we can get a the "learn how I am stalking you online" by Phil hour.
The best stories ever, told by adrian.
Incoherant ramblings by Marc half-hour show.
The Issac and Wes (odd couple - now best buddies sitcom)
and the "you know how you are gay?" show with host Church and Adrian

Church on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 4:12 PM

Wes and Phil
UL versus Evansville 7:00 PM at Cardinal Park if your interested

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 4:31 PM

no can do on the soccer game, Church. Buffalo plays carolina tonight in preseason action. But I'll be getting season tickets.

No one seems to get my fantasy premiership league name, but I like it: "Jonathan Brandis in drag"

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 4:36 PM

And because I'm a nice guy, I updated things so that the fonts should look better when ran under linux. Well, Ubuntuo at least.

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 4:40 PM

new stats package. log on here:http://vzw222.maximumasp.com:9999/
Site Id: 1
Username: NattySci
Password: password

the old stats stuff will still work, but won't be very accurate...

Church on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 4:45 PM

Phil, the game is on Sunday. My apologies, I should have included that in the post

Jerome on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 5:34 PM

I was supposed to be sore today ... I'm not. I guess I shoulda been running faster?

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 7:12 PM

The fact that we went from running a race to a car without a warm down...yeah, you should be hurting. My calves are actually pretty damn tight.

Next on the list for Natty Sci Fat Guys Running is the Texas Roadhouse Stampede 5k Run/Walk on Saturday, August 26, 2006 at 9:00 PM. My vote is to run the race and head right to the bars with our race bibs on while smelling like shit. Basically, the same thing I normally do but with a number on my chest. This race looks to have a t-shirt too. Good times!

http://www.active.com/event_detail....vent_id=1319648

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:40 PM

Ok, colored me impressed by Reggie Bush.

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:47 PM

Man, FC Barcelona just subbed their whole damn team (including the keeper) besides Ronaldinho to start the second half.

adrian on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:50 PM

What happened with reggie bush?

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:53 PM

The ninja reversed field with three guys in front of him and then out ran 4 more guys to the corner and took it 42 yards before they chased him down. Best play I've seen in the preseason.

adrian on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 8:56 PM

That is pretty impressive. Kinda like you in flag football..jk

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:05 PM

I wouldn't have gotten chased down in flag football. The only way to stop me is to throw a football at the back of my head

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:07 PM

he just tried to run over Pacman Jones. And in comes Vince Young...

Phil on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 9:31 PM

woohoo! what a play by my boy the L-TRAIN Lionel Gates! He just did a fucking backflip into the endzone.

What's funny about the NFL Network's broadcast is that the games themselves are slightly behind the real game. So the play is under review but at the bottom of the screen they are running a live ticker so you can see that Buffalo has already added the extra point.

Bigworm on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:02 PM

Or to make you throw the ball.

Bigworm on Saturday, August 12, 2006 at 11:03 PM

Oh yeah...and O.J. Mayo verballed to USC today. Fat boy Aaron Pogue is also visiting with him so it is a matter of time before he joins.

Bigworm on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:49 AM

UofL fans incase you didn't hear. One of your DE broke his leg the other day. I think he was third on the depth chart.

Also, Simms' son chose UofL (he is a QB) not nearly as good as Brohm but a solid QB none the less.

Phil on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 1:06 PM

here's the gates touchdown run I mentioned last night:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gNKh359pyKo

And yes, the dude doing the analysis is in fact Steve Tasker.

Also, reggie bush: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zt0cSR-p2yo

stew on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 1:25 PM

Here's a pretty good Pat Forde piece:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/colu...&id=2544246

Phil on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 1:39 PM

hey, Joe and I both finished second in our age group. Rock on.

adrian on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 2:33 PM

That Bush run was fucking awesome even though it is preseason and verse the Titans. I think he will be the man.

Church on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Phil, which site are you playing fantasy premiership off of?

Phil on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 3:25 PM

My boss Silas and his old soccer buddies have a league on Yahoo.co.uk
http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/index.html

Bigworm on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 6:41 PM

Reggi Bush is good no doubt.

Brock on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 6:58 PM

Was anyone interested in going on the Bardstown bike tour? Michelle is making resevations at the hotel for that night.

Wes, still wanting to bike and drink bourbon?

Bigworm on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 7:37 PM

Yeah I still want to go.

Brock - do you know if you have to be part of the Louisville Bicycle Club to sign up?

Bigworm on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 7:39 PM

Brock - what hotel do you guys plan on staying at?

Bigworm on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 7:42 PM

So I watched Talladega Nights today and damn that movie was hilarious. Very laugh out loud funny and I highly recommend people to watch it.

jen on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 8:10 PM

Really? That impressed? I thought it was good, but not the best I've ever seen. I liked Cal the best. He was so believeable.

stew on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 8:35 PM

Here's a NattySci game if I've ever seen one, it may not be appropriate for work if u know what I mean
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/192840

Jay on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 8:38 PM

I thought talladega nights was pretty funny.

Jay on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 8:42 PM

So, I've seen about fifty commercials today for the Nicholas Cage movie "The Wicker Man." It looks like a standard supernatural thriller, however, I want to see it to see if they use the song "Wicker Man" by Iron Maiden. That would be sweet.

Bigworm on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:45 PM

Never said it was the best movie I had ever seen because like Jay I hold "Can't Hardly Wait" very close to my heart. However, it is a very good flick much like Wedding Crashers or Old School.

Bigworm on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 10:53 PM

I should also be at trivia on Tuesday so I will probably get there early so I can snag the large both providing we want it.

Phil on Sunday, August 13, 2006 at 11:30 PM

Grand Theft Coke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoMAqh1N29I

jen on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 6:41 AM

I'll come early too on Tuesday. Much easier coming from New Albany. What time do you usually get there, Wes?

adrian on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 8:00 AM

I thought this was an interesting photo. Lsu's smallest football player next to their largest player.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/photo...106&prov=ap

adrian on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 8:06 AM

Jay, the stagger pictures were great. I only saw two photos of the girl in the camo hat. Damn shame. Anyways, the pics were great.


Grab that ass
I am
No grab that ass
I am
No Grab that ASS!

jen on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 8:28 AM

say cheese....

....heeeeyyyyy!!!!

adrian on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 8:30 AM

jen, that was great and hilarious. Others needed to be there to appreciate how funny it was.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 9:23 AM

I usually get there before 6, so somewhere from 5:45 to 6.

jen on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 9:53 AM

perfect. It just takes way too long to go home and come back.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 9:54 AM

Yeah that is why I bring a change of clothes to work on Tuesdays for and that way I can just drive straight to Wicks.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:00 AM

I hope they drop the hammer, cause God knows if it were UK instead of KU they would.

http://www.sportsline.com/collegeba...l/story/9599936

Jerome on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:01 AM

I'm seeing an opportunity for a NattySci world record ... any takers?
http://www.break.com/index/world_record_dunk1.html

Jay on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:24 AM

Adrian, that photo of the football players was blocked from work. Hey jen, hehehe, you want some EXTRA nuts? hehehe.

adrian on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:25 AM

xota, final fantasy 12 comes out 10-31-06

http://www.gamestop.com/default.asp?sect=13

Jay on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Sweet.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:31 AM

I can't wait for Tuesday...I feel like I have been in trivia detox.

Jay on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:32 AM

I'd like to wish a very special happy birthday to Halle Barry, 40. Also, Mila Kunis is 23.

adrian on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:35 AM

KUNISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

I haven't been to trivia for almost a month so i plan on going tonight to get my fix in.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Tuesdays are $2.50 imports at Wicks.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Oh wow...I haven't been to a trivia at Flanagan's in a long long long time.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:45 AM

You guys want to see something scary.

http://www.churchilldowns.com/

Front page is has the Stone on it. Listen and watch them.

The 3rd guy from the left (Charlie Watts) reminds me of Weekend at Bernies.

jen on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:45 AM

jay-- that's hot. "you want some extra nuts on your extra nuts...tee hee hee"

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:48 AM

What's lunch looking like today?

Jay on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Only if there yours.

joe on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 11:14 AM

This sounds like all of our sports arguements:

pretty good page 2 article http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=caple/060810

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Good find Joe.

Brock on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Ok, I went ahead and created the fantasy football league.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo...select?.scrumb=
League ID: 448418
Password: crazedbuffalo

I set the Online Draft for Aug 31 at 3:30PM. I think I can change that if people have a better suggestion.

Also, by popular demand, I changed the kick return points to 1 for 25 instead of 15. I can alter any of the stats if we have a consensus suggestion. Therefore, here's your opportunity to change things, so you cannot bitch after the season starts.

Yahoo has also added the additional option of bonus points. For example, if a QB throws over 300 yards, he gets X amount of bonus points and so on. If you think we should throw a couple of those in there I can change that too. Just make the suggestion on the league page. Good luck.

joe on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 12:13 PM

"Far Side" cartoonist Gary Larson is 56.
Actress Marcia Gay Harden is 47.
1774 Meriwether Lewis Charlottsville VA, capt of Lewis & Clark Expedition
1930 Earl Weaver St Louis Mo, manager (Balt Orioles 1968-82, 85-86)
1940 Dash Crofts Cisco Tx, singer (Seals & Crofts-Summer Breeze)
1941 David Crosby rocker (Crosby, Stills & Nash-Southern Cross)
1945 Steve Martin Waco Tx, comedian (The Jerk, Man With 2 Brains)
1946 Antonio Fargas Bronx NY, actor (Huggy Bear-Starsky & Hutch)
1958 Earvin (Magic) Johnson NBA star (LA Lakers)
1961 Susan Olson actress (Cindy-Brady Bunch)

Green Baron on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 12:39 PM

Risk:
Private game 969
password: nattysci

jen on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Soooo... the only two people who give me work to do left for the day. So I officially have nothing to do for the next four hours. Awesome.

Marc on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 1:01 PM

That gives you time to go over to JAy's dad and go swimming. Or to go back to Sonic and blow those guys' minds by coming onto THEM.

Jay on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 1:03 PM

Adrian or phil, you need to get this and make me some sweet ass games.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/fun.ga...e.ap/index.html

Jay on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 1:05 PM

Or you can go to Macaroni Grill and tell the host you're FAN-tastic.

jen on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 1:10 PM

I think that hostess wanted to go home with you.

Phil on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 1:47 PM

If I had a vote, then kick return yardage wouldn't count for anything except for Defense / Special Teams.

Brock on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Do you have a personal vendetta against kick returners? They are hard workin' little dudes.

Phil on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 1:58 PM

So returning a kick is the equivalent of running for 20 yards? And if, say, you play the colts and you return 6 or 7 kickoffs that's the same as a back going for 140 yards?

Changes I'd make:
1 point per 10 yards for running backs / receivers.
1 point per 50 yards of kick returns (if any points are rewarded at all)

Church on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:03 PM

If anyone is up for Fantasy Soccer
http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/index.html
ID 9912
Password- Liverpool

Phil on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:06 PM

her church, it won't let me join up

Brock on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:07 PM

Its 25 yards, and returning a kick that distance isn't easy. What if its a touchback? Nothing. 50 might be stretching it, 30-40 may a little more reasonable. I do see your point, but no one is guaranteed anything with a kick returner. You know a runningback is going to get his carries. I think kick returning just gives some of the wide receivers a little more value. This is invaluable in a large league when the talent is really diluted.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:12 PM

The leagues I always play in give kick returns to defense. So then you have to decide what defense to pick based on a) kick return potential or b) defensive stops.

Church on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:13 PM

my bad phil, the password is all lower case liverpool

douglas on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:17 PM

i think kick returns should count for defenses as well

Phil on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:19 PM

The thing is a running back can get shut down and go for only 25 yards. Case in point: Willis McGahee.

I could go out in the NFL and return kicks and gain 20 yards a pop (assuming I got the fuck out of bounds before having my head ripped off). Say I play for the Texans and we are giving up 3 touchdowns and two field goals a game. I think I could account for easily 4 points a game. Total kickoff yardage generally isn't an indication of how talented someone is but merely how many times the defense gave up a score.

It just seems silly that you'd want a third string RB that happens to return kickoffs over a starter for another team. Plus those points are already rewarded under the defense / special teams.

Phil on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:23 PM

i don't want to sound like we are beating you up over this brock, it was just kinda gay that last year that when I had players injured I was looking for anyone on a crappy team that returned kickoffs over someone a starting slot receiver.

Phil on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:24 PM

(someone who is a starting slot...)

douglas on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:26 PM

i agree whole heartedly

Green Baron on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:36 PM

In my opinion, there are few players who return kick-offs/punts who also have high offensive output. This is what sucked last year. Only 2 or 3 kickoff returners were really good to have, the rest just gave you 5 points a week. You drop that down now to 3, and you really don't have that great a pick-up. It adds value to those receivers who have 2 duties, but it also adds a few more quality guys to a highly diluted league.

I would like to see 30 or 35 yards a point, I still think 25 is just a little too high.

Brock on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:41 PM

I think the consensus here may be to just dump the kick return points for an offensive player and leave it soley on the defensive team. This should solve the biggest problem: Everyone bitching about it during the season. I would love to scratch one more excuse off people's list to complain.

joe on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Scroggin is back in the window today

douglas on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 2:51 PM

I'll call him later

Jay on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 3:59 PM

Jen, can you blame the hostess?

jen on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:00 PM

not even a little bit. Yay! 59 minutes to go!!!

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:00 PM

Damn I am sore today from riding yesterday.

joe on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:01 PM

NATTY SCI CROSS COUNTRY RULZ!!!!

joe on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:03 PM

Philm, Jerome and I invented the natty sci cross country invitational which will be handicapped based on BMI or % body fat. Head starts will be awarded or time taken off based on this.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:04 PM

And when does this race start?

douglas on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:10 PM

that's got disaster written all over it, it could be fun though if we had a natty sci invitational and the winner got x amount of jagerbombs, and the loser had to be the DD.

jen on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:11 PM

do you actually have to run on foot? due to eight months of practice and an injury that wont go away, I can actually move faster on crutches...

joe on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:11 PM

The run we did on Friday probably had the 3 of us close to the fattest people there.

Phil on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:19 PM

actually, the fleet feet fiesta is this saturday:
"your race number will get you $1.00 domestics/$1.50 imports and free chips and salsa at the post race party at Qdoba Mexican Grill."
http://fleetfeetlouisville.com/imag...ms/Fiesta06.pdf

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Okay so here are some pretty cool Beer Pong tables. Yes that is correct. That is a Rupp Arena exact replica that took those guys 2 months to construct.

http://www.gotpong.com/beerpong/table/1/index.php

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:27 PM

What would be better is if we have booze stations instead of water or gatorade.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:28 PM

And those guys actually used gym hardwood flooring for the beer pong table of Rupp Arena. I guess that is worth going all out for.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 4:32 PM

Impressions of 1st round draft picks in Vegas.

http://www.nba.com/features/livingl...gas_060726.html

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 5:02 PM

Brent - sorry I went ahead and got a $12 deal from Bryan to join premium membership so I took him up on that offer.

So when the server updates me I get 30 games at a time for a bargain price of $1 per month for risk. That's a damn good deal.

Brock on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 5:22 PM

Did the same thing here Wes. I figured there would be some catch after that discount period, so I jumped on it.

Phil on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 5:34 PM

fantasy football advice:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060814

Jay on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 5:39 PM

I was just at the gym, doing curls on a machine, when some old guy comes over and asks me how much I have on there. The weights are all rubbed off (he he, rubbed off), so I tell him I have no idea. He then tells me to move it all the way down (all the WAY down, I'm talkin' downtown). He was creepy.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 8:15 PM

So I think I am going to create an 8 person 4 man team Battle Royal tomorrow on risk. Isaac, Brock and someone else game?

Brent on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 8:46 PM

We should have the draft on a weekend morning or after 4:30...some of us actually work when we're at work. I agree with Phil on the kick returning points.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 8:50 PM

http://msn.foxsports.com/soccer/sto...SO1&ATT=HMA

Green Baron on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 9:18 PM

We need one more player on the risk password game.
Brent, Church....where are you
Id put grammar marks but my father in law has put a spanish keyboard on this thing and I am too lazy to change it.

Green Baron on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 9:19 PM

Im up for it Wes. Depending on how many players we have, you might want to password protect it.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:29 PM

Actually I'd like to get 4 members of Natty Sci and just beat the shit out of 4 other guys.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:39 PM

Back to the whole make your own video game.

Can we make a game where the object is to get Big Jay laid or do you think that will rip off the Larry the Lizard series.

Bigworm on Monday, August 14, 2006 at 10:49 PM

Mayo not committing to USC just yet.

http://www.dailynews.com/sports/ci_4178088

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 8:34 AM

Stupid Pan troglodytes! <---- part of a trivia question last night.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 8:52 AM

is that like a gastropod?

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:05 AM

very close Jen...but it is a chimp.

joe on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:18 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14301402/

who is your favorite

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:27 AM

Oscar...hands down

Kids "Oscar...you're a grouch"
Oscar: "Bitch I live in a fucking trash can"

-- Chapelle Killing them softly

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Slimey!!!

Jay on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:30 AM

The Pan troglodytes was an answer to a question a couple of years ago. He gave us 4 common names and 4 latin names, and we had to match them up. We got them all right.

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:43 AM

The question last night was match the following:

Acinonynx jubatus, Balaenoptera musculus,Pan Troglodytes

Polar Bear, Blue Whale, Cheetah, Chimp

We got two of the three correct.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:55 AM

Those 4 animals are the same 4 animals given, however, you have to match 3 of the 4 animals to their latin names.

So based on my lack of memory in Biology my guess would be:
Cheetah - Acinonynx jubatus (reasoning: LYNX is a cat and the YNX root is present)

Balaenoptera musculus - blue whale

Pan Troglodytes - chimp (Reasoning: Adrian told me so above and the PAN is in the word which is also in Chimpanzee)

Phil on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:56 AM

I figured Pan Troglodytes was a dragon...you know, because of TROGDOOOOOOOOOR!

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Phil - Good guess. If I know anything it is not to piss off a badass dragon with a beefy arm!

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:59 AM

I get those two confused all the time. Hey Wes, are you still going to trivia early tonight?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 9:59 AM

Probably so.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:00 AM

well let me know if you decide not to so I dont sit there by myself like an idiot for an hour and a half.

Church on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Wes, Brock. Game 995. Also, like Brent said, any chance of moving the draft to a weekend

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Welcome back for you weekly post gay boy church

Church on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:18 AM

Thanks, I appreciate the welcome King Fag Adrian

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:19 AM

I am just fucking with ya queer boy. When are you going to start coming to trivia again?

Brock on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:19 AM

I certainly don't care when the draft is.. it can be on a weekend. Discuss amongst yourselves.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Yeah, Church... come back!

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Jen - Yeah I will be there around 5:45 or so.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Good.

Yay! I've just been given my first real, meaningful work at my job!! I'm in charge of promotions for a golf scramble we're hosting

Church on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:35 AM

It's tough during the semester, what time does it start at Wicks?

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:36 AM

7:00 at Wicks

Church on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:37 AM

I may try to make it tonight, save me a seat

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:38 AM

:) hooray!

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:39 AM

Church - I will personally secure the big booth at Wick's in your honor.

Church on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:41 AM

Cool. I may have to be the token jackass in a tie at Wicks tonight, yay late work nights.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Don't feel bad, Church... I'll be kinda dressy too. I didnt bring anything to change into after work.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Well that is fine, I am changing into shorts though.

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Church, I will be there tonight just to be graced with you appearance. If you are not there i will hunt you down and slit your throat. Just kidding.. but deffinatley a kick to the face.

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:34 AM

I was browsing espn and saw "Chad Johnson has big plans for 2006". What is his big "Plans"? Maybe to see how many people he can stab or rob over the course of the season.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:36 AM

I believe his endzone celebrations will be like a soap opera. During a preseason game he said that if you miss week 1 and start at week 2 then you are gonna be lost.

Phil on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:36 AM

hey know, chad johnson just has gold teeth and a gay mohawk. It's the rest of the team that are pedophiles and other terrible criminals.

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:40 AM

Whats the word on Palmer? Is he going to play this year?

douglas on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:46 AM

i'm sure if we miss game 1 we won't be too lost b/c it will be retold on espn over and over and over again

joe on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:48 AM

Is he getting R Kelly to do his celebrations?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Douglas - I didn't say that I agreed with him, just that is what he said.

douglas on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:52 AM

i know, i was just saying...

joe on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Actor Anthony Anderson is 36.
Actor Ben Affleck is 34.
Actress Natasha Henstridge is 32
1912 Julia Child Pasadena Calif, chef (French Chef)
1945 Gene Upshaw NFL guard (Oakland), NFLPA leader
1960 Tommy Aldridge heavy metal rocker (Ozzy-Diary of a Mad Man)
1964 MCA (Adam Yauch) rocker (The Beastie Boys-You Gotta Fight)

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 12:11 PM

Dell orders major recall of laptop batteries (I was affected)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060815...ttery_recall_24

There are links if you are typing right now on a Dell that will point you to order a replacement. There are also steps to follow:
1. If laptop bursts into flames, stop using.
2. Do not attempt to extinguish flames through urination; electrocution may occur.
3. If you catch on fire, remember the three steps: stop, drop, call an attorney.
4. Praying will not help extinguish flames and only causes loss of valuable life-saving time.
5. Do not attempt to extinguish a neighbor who is on fire. Chances are he is already talking to his attorney, and you're failure means severe liability. Best to let him burn.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Yeah, that stuff is crazy... when I worked at Finelight, one of our account directors' laptops caught on fire on his desk. Giant mess. And stinky, too.

joe on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 12:43 PM

This one time I had this friend who ate pop rocks and drank a coke and his head blew up.

douglas on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:09 PM

dude, i had a headache for weeks....

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:11 PM

heh. so I just answered the phone at work cause the receptionist didnt get it, and it happened to be one of her friends, and thinking I was the receptionist the caller says, "can I please talk to slut bag." I of course respond, "speaking". Okay, I didnt, but it would have been funnier

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:15 PM

Nice, so the big question is did you page Slut Bag over the intercom so everyone now knows her pet name or what?

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:17 PM

ha ha, nope. But I should have. I just cant think quick enough sometimes. The funnier part is that when I answer the phone I say my name, so she should have known. and "Jen" and "Kramer" dont really sound the same to me...

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Yeah I see how one can get those 2 names confused.

Phil on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:34 PM

The Bengals have one less criminal on their team
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2550221

It's time for someone to step up on that squad

joe on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:53 PM

One time, OK, see, one time my friend had a dream
that he ate a big marshmallow and it was really good, and
he, and when he woke up his pillow was gone 'cause he ate it.

Brock on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:53 PM

As long as Palmer, the two Johnsons, and the secondary stay out of trouble, the Bengals will still own most of the AFC.

Brock on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:53 PM

Nice B-mac impersonation.

joe on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Know what? OK, one time ...my friend ate some Corn Flakes ...
... but it wasn't Corn Flakes; it was his brother's scab collection.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Joe - that is gross.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:02 PM

ewwww.

joe on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:10 PM

One time, OK, see, one time my friend’s aunt was sitting on the
... on the front porch and she, and she was in her bare feet, and she
felt a lick and she thought it was her dog .... licking her feet but it wasn't; it was this crazy guy that did that a lot.

Marc on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Hey Phil, you still can't to the website by http://nattysci.com it has to have the "www" infront. Just trying to help a brother out.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:20 PM

now Marc, that's just plain lazy ;)

Jay on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Marc, once again your stellar command of the English language astounds me.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Hey Marc - our game is started on risk are you are up!

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:27 PM

And he wants to be a teacher.

Jay on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:28 PM

"Hey, Dr. Ellis, where can I find deuterium on the periodic table?"

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...reut/index.html

adrian on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:30 PM

Marc, just type in nattysci in the url and hit control enter. That should help you out

Marc on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:31 PM

Wow, I make one small comment that I happen to tell phil about last night. and get 4 immediate negative posts about me. Wow, look at the power. I'm like Stalin, ... or Marcus Vick.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:34 PM

I counted three negative posts, and one that was trying to be helpful.

Brock on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:36 PM

Marc is dumb.

#4

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:37 PM

but at least now he's correct.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:37 PM

Marc broke the Risk game

Marc on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:37 PM

Okay, and now i can't count or read properly, thanks for that Jen. It keeps the joke going further.

Hey is "slutbag" at work hot, and even if she is not, you think she'd do me?
A guy going into the lucrative teaching profession, all the while not being able to think or "communicate" properly, needs all the help he can get.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:39 PM

Well, she's hot I guess, if you like the thin, blonde, tan, pretty barbie doll type.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:41 PM

nasty. I mean I like them nasty. Unshaven, unshowered, tatooed, Neandertal-type women.

Brock on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:41 PM

You mean perfect... that's all you had to say, perfect.

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:42 PM

That's right Brock, perfectly Neandertal.
The more they grunt the better too. Definite pluses if they can't speak at all.

Brock on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:44 PM

I think Joe needs to get to work on this "keeping a cage full of women in his basement" idea. That way... when Marc gets psycho-style hardup he can drive on over, chain up one of them, and get what he needs... or Adrian could have one of them jerk him off on Phil's couch.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:44 PM

Well, she might be perfect, but she's got a boyfriend.

Brock on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Boyfriends are easily dealt with... just tell Wes he's punkin' him out... that'll get him out of the picture.

joe on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:51 PM

I'm like a pimp but I lock them up in my basement. Brilliant.

Marc on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:54 PM

hey, I've had the idea for locking women up in cages for a long time. It just seems right. And those women in proson movies are so horribly done, but I can't help but watch them.

Jay on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:55 PM

What the hell is proson?

joe on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:56 PM

OK, see, one time, in the cafeteria, my friend was eating
a baloney sandwich, then this guy made this gross noise -- thpt! --
and my friend laughed so hard baloney came out his nose!

Jay on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:59 PM

I was just looking up frankfort martial arts schools on google, and there is a Shaolin Kung Fu center in Bowling Green. As big of a nerd as I am, that is friggin' sweet.

Marc on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 2:59 PM

If you guys need me tonight, i'll be at trivia trying to find a better groups of friends. And later I will be using my tears for lube.

Brock on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Tears for Lube... isn't that a band?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Church - make sure you read your mail on the risk game. i have sent you several messages.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 3:34 PM

An hour and a half to go!

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 3:37 PM

someone own up,
Who is Melkor?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 3:39 PM

Not I says the rat.

jen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 4:04 PM

one hour to go! hooray!

Phil on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 5:40 PM

for those that refuse to acknowledge the existence of the "world wide web" and just go with nattysci.com you are in luck. They both now resolve properly

Phil on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 5:42 PM

TMQ's AFC preview:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...terbrook/060815

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 15, 2006 at 11:20 PM

Looks like Melkor is a pretty bad man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melkor

Jerome on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 8:30 AM

Apparently, Denis Leary made an appearance on NESN (New England Sports Network) last night during the Red Sox/Tigers game. He finds out that Boston first baseman Kevin Youkilis is Jewish and ... well, all hell breaks loose resulting in one of the funniest moments in live broadcasting that I've ever heard.

It was on Mike and Mike this morning, but I'm sure one of you can find either a video or a sound clip of this. When I heard it this morning, I about pissed myself dry.

Jay on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:12 AM

Could you elaborate, Jerome?

Jay on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:21 AM

I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Steve Carrell, 43.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:29 AM

Tomorrow Bat's game dollar beer 5:30-7 for the last time all season. Anyone interested?

Jerome on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Elaboration ... Denis Leary expresses his joy at discovering that Youkilis is Jewish. Youkilis proceeds to rip a base hit and Leary goes on a tirade at the expense of Mel Gibson. I don't want to list more examples because it does no justice to Leary's delivery and blatant disdain for Mel Gibson.

jen on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:47 AM

only if Velocity isnt your source of the Bat's schedule...

Green Baron on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:49 AM

Woah woah woah, hold on a second here.....David Cop-a-feel had 50 million dollars?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060815...k_copperfield_1

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:57 AM

I have a bat's schedule hanging in my cube

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:58 AM

you hacve something against Velocity?

jen on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Surely you've heard the story where Jay, Marc and I were going to go to a bats game one Saturday cause I saw that there was one in Velocity, but when we got there, there was no game. It was wrong... even on the Velocity website.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Isaac - he has more than 50 million bucks. No one would blow it all on a set of islands.

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:08 AM

tall trivia chick was in the velocity party crasher thing this morning at the orphan's picnic

Green Baron on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:11 AM

Wes, I just can't believe he could afford 50 million. Maybe he took out a loan, but I wouldn't give the guy any credit. The whole magician thing is out. Look at David Blaine, he has resorted to attempting to kill himself to make a buck. If he was successful, I might give him a dollar.

In other news, following the fantastic mega-blockbuster hits of Dumb and Dumberer and Son of Mask, here comes Ace Ventura III minus Jim Carrey.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060815...movies_eo/19769

Reserve your ticket now folks.

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Leary rant on Youtube: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/...e-it-194559.php

Grab it now before MLB takes it down...

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Leary is awesome

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:03 AM

I think I might put my name in for the job as a Louisville fireman and attempt to fulfill my life long dream of being a fireman. I've always wanted to be one.

jen on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:12 AM

then you could hang out at o'sheas in uniform and pick up chicks.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:14 AM

and they make more money then I do

jen on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:30 AM

most people make more money than I do.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:32 AM

on 24 off 48 sounds good too. That is basically a 36 hour work week.

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:44 AM

it looks like Brett Favre is announcing his retirement today. Or maybe he's just having a press conference to announce that he's not retiring. Who knows!

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Bruno Kirby dead at 57.

http://movies.msn.com/movies/articl...96&GT1=7701

Green Baron on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:47 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060816...ght_diverted_13

I don't know what the general consensus is here, but if I were a pilot, I would try to handle any situation myself and would likely never send a warning that would bring a fighter jet escort. After all, what the hell are they going to do but kill you anyway?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:48 AM

Isaac - you do make a good point, however, Copperfield does have a good show and would love to see it again sometime.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Joe - plus you get to whip your big hose around. Chicks dig big hoses.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Insert new year's joke here

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:51 AM

That's right Worm wasn't there for that

Church on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:53 AM

Brock and Wes, game 1031

Jay on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Neither were you, Joe.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:00 PM

Good one

Jay on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:13 PM

Thanks. I do what I can.

Brock on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:28 PM

Wes, make sure to check your messages before taking your turn.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:30 PM

Baron your turn

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:52 PM

Hey Mel Gibson, you're up and we've got YOUKILIS ON FIRST BASE

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 12:59 PM

Natty Sci Fat Guys Running has placed Phil Scott on the 15 day Wednesday, and he expects to miss at least one weeks of running because his legs feel like someone took a hammer to all of his joints.

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:40 PM

New Sports Guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060816

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Lunch table conversation today:

Is "cunt" the worst thing you can call a woman?

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Also, guy broke other guy's futon having sex with random drunk chick picked up at bar, acceptable behavior?

Chick at lunch table claimed eww because random chick, I claimed more power to him because random chick you are kicking out of your house and never plan to see again, what do you have to lose. Any thoughts?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:03 PM

Guy buys that guy a futon and all is good.

douglas on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:07 PM

agreed, u can never hate on a man for a one night stand

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:09 PM

What if it is his sister?

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:10 PM

For instance B-mac moves out into an apartment and Douglas hooks up with B-mac's sister at his place and breaks his futon

Brock on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:12 PM

No sex in the computer room.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Or better yet...what if Douglas' sister is out and B-mac breaks Douglas' futon?

Douglas - if B-mac bought you a futon would it be all good or would you still want to kick his ass?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:14 PM

I, I don't know guys. I believe Bmac would be seriously pissed.

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:15 PM

i think you get stabbed with the shards of broken futon. If you sleep with a dude's sister you better plan on fucking marrying her.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:16 PM

Melissa has a brother.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:17 PM

I think you better redefine your rule.

douglas on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:19 PM

obviously there are exceptions to every rule, in this instance, bmac would buy me a new futon and then proceed to die. furthermore, my sister is way above one night stands, bmac's isn't

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Sorry fellas - just pushing buttons. Ignore me.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:35 PM

Fuck man that was my favorite futon...and my sister. A fifth of Jager and a round of golf and we are even.

adrian on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:35 PM

Funny Stuff...

I just got back from taking a piss and some guy was taking a shit and it sounded like he was struggling. He was grunting and making some other noises. Of course i am giggling while i am pissing. Eventually all you hear is a big ass splash and two seconds later "Damn that felt good".

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:38 PM

The guy was freaked out hearing adrian giggle like a little school girl. Just think if he said "that was fantastic"

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:41 PM

Joe - are you doing the ride from Louisville to Bardstown?

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:41 PM

nope. I might be doing it with my uncle sometime soon, just with a random group of people.

Jay on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:44 PM

If he breaks the futon, he replaces the futon and buys a fifth of jager, like joe said. Even if he doesn't break your futon, he still owes you a drink.

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:48 PM

If you'll notice, the people with sisters are threatening death.

Your friends sisters are off limits unless you plan on getting married. Man law.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:50 PM

Whoops, broke that man law

Jay on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Yeah, but the original question didn't mention sister. That is what most of us are answering.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 2:54 PM

are those teeth marks on the futon?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Nice touch Joe. Gotta love the teeth marks.

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:20 PM

well there is the Julie Ford Corollary. If you have prior permission from the brother, then it is allowed.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:21 PM

Does permission from the brother supercede permission from the girl?

Jay on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:21 PM

I think it should.

Jay on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Amber told me to invite everyone I know to her "white trash party" she's throwing, september 16th. Must wear a white trash "costume" and drink miller high life.

adrian on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Rumor has it that nintendo wii will provide free online game play.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:23 PM

dude that is my cousin. Wait that hasn't stopped anybody. So I was in the clear with Dave's sister. Also, sept. 16th is the UL-Miami game and concert date

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Yeah, but even with brother permission karma may still be out to get you. Any girl wanting to date their brother's friends is more than likely bat shit crazy.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:26 PM

I second the crazy

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Wow...probably not a good idea. Just saying.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,208639,00.html

Marc on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:27 PM

I'd nail all your sisters, but don't plan on marrying them. Yet, none of them would be desperate enough to sleep with me. So its a mute point.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:27 PM

Definately bat shit crazy!

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:30 PM

What is more important here the sister or the futon?

Marc on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:33 PM

Well the sister has 3 inputs, but the futon can be enjoyed by the brother.

Oh, That's right... I went there.

Marc on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:37 PM

What if the friend who has the sister is a girl? Like say for example....oh i don't know... just of the top of my head here......JULIE! What then?

Jerome on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Marc - I say fuck away. I mean, what are the repercussions of fucking a girl's sister?

"You slept with my sister?"
"You wouldn't sleep with me. So I figured - next best thing."
"I can't believe you would do - did you say NEXT best?"
"Yeah. I mean, PROBABLY next best. She was pretty damn good."
"Oh really! Well, I bet I could show you a few things that bitch wouldn't do."
"Look it's not a contest. Let's just go have that beer."
"I don't think so. Pants off, brown boy, we're hittin' the skins."

... I'm just saying ...

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:55 PM

ok, friend is female and you have nailed in the past not currently nailing still really good friends with, then you nail her sister.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Well that repercussions could be Chris kicking your ass or even worse....Joanna!

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Running backs rankings.

Bush #5
Little #17
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?...s&type=lgns

Jerome on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Oh ... and for you former baseball guys ... the sign for "fuck away" is down the leg followed by a clap - belt is the indicator.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 3:58 PM

Joe - I am giving you the belt indicator, down teh leg and a clap because I think I know who you are talking about and word on the street is you own her soul so why not collect her sisters too?

You might be able to barter with the devil to get out of hell.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:00 PM

I don't talk to her anymore so that is definitely hit away

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:04 PM

hell, if I ran into her sister at a bar drunk she would turn the tables on this and try to nail me on the futon and I would put up little resistance. Rumor has it her sister is a slut.

Marc on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:17 PM

God I love rumors like that.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:19 PM

I'm looking into a government grant to prove this. Anybody want to partake, I'm looking into population sampling and such.

joe on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:20 PM

I'm calling shotgun no blitz

Phil on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:30 PM

minor league baseball game breaks out into a natty sci flag football game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R-k...adspin%2Ecom%2F

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Any team named the T-Bones gotta be tough.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:46 PM

Pretty good commercial. Hot Brazilian chick and beer!

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 4:47 PM

Helps to have a link.

http://www.break.com/index/beer_girl.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 6:10 PM

Some of these I can relate to.

Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky..............

If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Kentucky.



If your Dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,you might live in Kentucky.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Kentucky.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kentucky.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRUE KENTUCKIAN WHEN: Vacation means going north or south on I-75 or I-65 for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.

You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to use them.

"Down South" means Tennessee to you.

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.

You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.

You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Kentucky friends (What's not to understand?)

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 6:17 PM

Nothing says goodtimes like a beatboxing parrot.

http://www.break.com/index/beatbox_parrot.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 6:23 PM

This sounds like an Adrian prank.

http://www.break.com/index/pizza_fart_on_head.html

Brock on Wednesday, August 16, 2006 at 9:42 PM

These are hilarious. Make sure you check out the last one (found on the internet only).

http://humortube.blogspot.com/2006/...tch-messin.html

adrian on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:50 AM

Those are pretty funny Brock.

adrian on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:14 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...e=ESPNHeadlines

Is he suppose to be the next Tim Wakefield?

Marc on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 9:31 AM

Just because I haven't seen it in a while
Fat Boy Slim video (featuring Christopher Walken)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0WW8flwpH-Q

jen on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 9:32 AM

I have a puppy!

jen on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 9:34 AM

and a new lawyer! What a good day.

adrian on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 9:35 AM

Xota, when is the next stagger? I need to mark it on my calendar.

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Some dude proved the Poincaré conjecture and is probably going to get the fields medal (the Field's Medal is the Nobel Prize for math....but it's only given out every four years). But no one can find the dude. He disappeared into the Russian forest to go look for mushrooms.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/15/s...p;ex=1155960000

joe on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 9:42 AM

I gave a presentation on that conjecture at Bellarmine.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:10 AM

Philco - I think we all know what the Field's Medal is, I am sure we have all seen Good Will Hunting.

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:15 AM

the parenthetical note in there is the quote from good will hunting

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:18 AM

I know.

jen on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:15 AM

I didnt know what it was. (shocking, I know.)

Jay on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Neither did I, I've never seen good will hunting.

joe on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 11:52 AM

I watch it for the math

Jay on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:03 PM

Oh, you know Euler's thereom! Do me math master!

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:29 PM

We just did the Saltine Challenge at work. Dom was able to eat all 6 in a minute, but everyone else failed.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:32 PM

Philco - I stand corrected.

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:35 PM

I was just making a movie reference - I could care less if people knew what the field's medal is.

Jay on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:49 PM

8 hrs and 11 minutes until Snakes on a Plane!

douglas on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:49 PM

so who's going to see snakes on a plane?

Jay on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:52 PM

My dad, Sheep and I are going to see a 10 pm show in lexington.

Jay on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 1:52 PM

So, he wants 5 million dollars or he'll print a tell-all book?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/08/...z.ap/index.html

I'm no legal expert, but I think that's extortion.

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:37 PM

We are doing the Wendy's challenge (everything off the dollar menu in under 15 minutes) on Monday, with Wade attempting the milk challenge on Wednesday.

jen on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:40 PM

My old roommate, Phoebe, would win the Wendy's challenge. I've seen her do it....

douglas on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:42 PM

i think me and joe have destroyed the wendy's challenge on numerous road trips

joe on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:43 PM

the baked potato is the killer

joe on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:48 PM

http://wendys.com/food/Family.jsp?family=5 I stand by my previous statement of the baked potato

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:51 PM

that's 2,300 calories in under 15 minutes. I would think it would be difficult. AND TWO salads.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:52 PM

That's just sick.

joe on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:53 PM

I would put down 4 double stacks, fry, chicken nugget, and a frosty and drink easy on road trips

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 2:56 PM

I actually can't wait for Costco to open because it will be 5 minutes from my house.

Fun little Saturday.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...INESS/608170397

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:00 PM

in terms of pure food consumption, yeah, I've had that many calories too.

But part of the challenge is having to have chili + two side salads along with the baked potato.

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:04 PM

i did the calculation. what you ate was just 56% the total weight of the wendy's challenge.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:05 PM

I could probably consume that menue...however, I do not like cesaer salads so that rules me out there.

joe on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Salads are nothing but water

jen on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Thats not true. They are water and croutons.

jen on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:17 PM

so would you have to get both the chocolate AND vanilla frosty?

joe on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:19 PM

do you have to get every burger with cheese?

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:26 PM

I would think that removal of toppings is a slippery slope that should be avoided.

douglas on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:39 PM

so what's the deal with the bats game tonight? who all's going?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:42 PM

Here you go fellas.

http://www.freaknfunny.com/files/up.../draw-a-pig.swf

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:43 PM

Yeah but cesaer dessing is pretty nasty...and it isn't a reall cesaer salad anyways because there are no anchoives on them.

douglas on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:47 PM

that pig thing is bullshit, i did it like three different ways and none of them were right

jen on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:48 PM

maybe get a different dressing? it wouldnt be less food that way.

jen on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:48 PM

what time is the game?

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Anyone seen this kid play yet?
http://www.littleleague.org/series/...aarondurley.htm

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:51 PM

No thanks,

I don't want the calories.

joe on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:55 PM

I'm leaving work and going straight to the game around 5:30ish. I'll be with work people. Chris and Joanna are possibles.

douglas on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 3:58 PM

joe, u got bmac's extra ticket?

joe on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 4:03 PM

I got 2 from him but I gave one up for a ride to the game and possibly home

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Is that Danny Allmonte?

douglas on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 4:38 PM

dumbest bitch to ever win a car:
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1704184/

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 4:43 PM

I concur Douglas.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 4:49 PM

This cat is sporting some bling.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14383788/?GT1=8404

jen on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 4:58 PM

I'm thinking birdie, not cactus.

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/ne...CC?OpenDocument

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 8:29 PM

new sportsguy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ce=bill_simmons

Brent on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 9:58 PM

Any bets on me versus the Wendy's Challenge? Anyone? Anyone?

If there is any action on Wade v. Milk, put me $5 on Milk...I think he's going to destroy'em in the 43rd minute.

Phil on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:28 PM

alrighty, we got Little John Flowers, The Hefty Lefty and an ex-track dude from FSU with a mouth full of gold out there right now for for the Giants. God bless preseason football and all it's glory.

Green Baron on Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 10:59 PM

This kid just ratcheted up a few notches on the coolness factor for me:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060817...le_nm/osment_dc

18 and driving with a a higher than .15 BAC and smoking pot? Kid's got larger nuts than I would have imagined.
Just a Jew out to give Mel Gibson a run for his money. He is Jewish with a name like that right?

Jay on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 12:58 AM

EVERYONE MUST SEE SNAKES ON A PLANE! Marc, you'd probably hate it. So would you, Jen. Phil...I don't know if you would appreciate it or not. The rest you just need to get your asses to a theater to see some Mother F***ing Snakes on a Mother F***ing plane. That's all I'm saying.

jen on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 8:07 AM

yep, I'd hate it. If there's snakes in it, which I can only assume there is, I would have to pass.

Brent on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 8:13 AM

What makes you think there are snakes?

Phil on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 8:44 AM

what do you mean by "appreciate it?"

jen on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 8:45 AM

just a guess. Plus it was in a review I read...

Phil on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 9:10 AM

was nattysci.com down for anyone else earlier today?

jen on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 10:04 AM

yeah, I tried for about 15 minutes earlier and it kept saying "not found". I tried with "www" and without.

Jay on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Phil, I remember what you said about Kung Fu hustle, so now I reccomend you not see it. If you thought the snake bite was bad in that, you would probably keel over if you saw Snakes on a Plane.

adrian on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Just buy the Title "Snakes on a Plane", the movie sounds pretty damn gay so why do we need to see it? Is it that kick ass of a movie or were you just being sarcastic?

Phil on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Adrian, surely that is just another one of your attempts to "just fuck with Jay."

Bigworm on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 11:32 AM

Kung Fu Hustle is a fantastic movie.

Bigworm on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 11:37 AM

Israel and Lebannon are gonna get it on.

Bigworm on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 12:01 PM

And here is the famous Bushman!

http://www.break.com/scary_movie/bu..._man_scare.html

Jay on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Adrian, you need to shut the fuck up. Snakes on a plane is probably the most kick ass movie ever made. It has: Snakes, a plane, Samuel L. Jackson, boobies, Kenan Thompson, David Koechner, yakuza, and much, much more. The only thing it was missing was Chuck Norris round house kicking a snake to the head.

Bigworm on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 1:37 PM

True dat yo!

Bigworm on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 1:41 PM

OMG - Bryan says that he is plotting to eventually do an Axis and Allies game! If there is a game better than Risk to get excited about, it is Axis and Allies. Of course all games will last 3 days to complete.

adrian on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 1:46 PM

Sorry big man. I didn't know you were so passionate about Snakes on a Plane. Take a deep breath, and go fist your self!

Jay on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Adrian, how can one not be passionate about snakes on a plane?

Jay on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 1:56 PM

I couldn't say it any better myself.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...e.ap/index.html

adrian on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 1:58 PM

YOur right jay, i am psyched about the movie. Is karma chameleon the song that plays when the snakes are released?

adrian on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:00 PM

shit....you're

adrian on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:07 PM

So i rented Scary Movie 4 the other day. I kinda digg anna ferris.

Marc on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Yup, Anna Farris is hot. I'd stick it in her. Two or three times. (Stealing Adrian's line, and making myself look classy once again.) Oh yeah.

douglas on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:21 PM

i definitely have to go see SoaP now, I didn't think it'd actually get good reviews. for the record, i saw scary movie 4 in theaters and it's pretty good too. very predictable, as are all the scary movies, and you can see the jokes coming from a mile away, but you still laugh

Bigworm on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:22 PM

"Insert name in here"......Nothing but class.

adrian on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:37 PM

Impressive Lego City

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/g...ry.cgi?f=102673

Marc on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:53 PM

I thought I saw this movie last year and it was called Capote. And Phillip Seymour Hoffman won the Academy Award for it. Now apparently, they a redoing it with a star-studded cast, and some guy (i don't know) who is the essential Capote.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/warne...famous/trailer/

douglas on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 3:17 PM

anything going on tonight?

Brock on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Adrian, where did you hear about that LEGO New York? It almost looks like they have about an acre of land used to make a replica of the city.

adrian on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 3:56 PM

I saw the link of http://www.digg.com and thought it was interesting.

Phil on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 4:03 PM

here's a bigger picture that were in the comments off of digg:
http://www.petercurtiss.com/persona...egoland/NYC.JPG

Phil on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 4:07 PM

I like the pimp with the chick with the big ass titties watching the dude break dancing. With creepy white guy in the trench coat for that extra flavor: http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/g...ry.cgi?i=960103

Bigworm on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 4:33 PM

More bizarre shit with MC.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA

Phil on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 4:42 PM

ESPN posted an article yesterday with a lot more info about the mob connections: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2553084

I was confused as to the mob connection I mentioned earlier. Clarett's lawyer is the same one for Suge Knight.

Phil on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 4:57 PM

Deadspin's Cultural Oddsmaker take on what athlete's long shot feel-good life will next be made into a movie:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/...ory--195183.php

Bigworm on Friday, August 18, 2006 at 11:35 PM

Just heard Brandon Jenkins broke his arm.

Phil on Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 1:16 AM

broken leg

Dave on Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Does anyone know where you can buy some cornhole bags locally. Or the best place on-line as a last resort?

Bigworm on Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 12:56 PM

Yeah his leg....guy on UK board had it wrong.

Phil on Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 1:10 PM

They just introduced the Staten Island team in the little league world series and three of the kids listed players from the red sox (including Ted Williams). The only yankees mentioned where Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle.

But screw those kids. Let's go Commonwealth of Northern Mariana Islands!

Phil on Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 1:44 PM

Can someone explain these fucked up little league pinch runner rules? So Staten Island just brought in a "special" pinch runner for the fat kid (I say fat because he weight 20lbs more than me).

Oooh, the 4'7" kid just ripped one to right field. If CNMI can't win it all, I'm rooting for Staten Island to play Saudia Arabia to see if the 6'8" accidently steps on the 4'7" kid.

joe on Saturday, August 19, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Each player has to play 3 consecutive defensive outs and have 1 at bat. The special runner is a pinch runner, but it does not go against your time in the game. In little league a starter can come out of the game and re-enter, but a sub who comes back out of the game is out for good. In that case if a pinch runner was used he is in the game and back out of the game right there so he would not get any at bats or defensive plays so that would be an automatic forfeit. That is about all I know about that.

stew on Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Ha! Camp Pendleton is awesome. I'm already having so much fun out here. I'll holla at you suckas later. I'm going back to the beach.

Phil on Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 12:48 PM

Hey Stew, during the chargers game they showed San Diego practicing at Camp Pendleton. Did you get to check that out? I was looking for you out there trying to sneak onto the practice squad.

Bigworm on Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:49 PM

Brock - so have you been riding your mountain bike lately?

I started off my day with a 25 mile ride in my neighborhood with about a 2 minute break at mile 15. Took a 2 hour nap, and damn I was pretty freaking sore today before going to church at 5, my legs were fine but my forearms and palms probably hurt the worst, and my neck was a little stiff. Actually I am just now getting all the feeling back in my fingers. Then I did another 5 miles tonight, so I did 30 miles today.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 8:28 AM

Snakes on a Plane is everything you can expect and more.

Bigworm on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 9:16 AM

And why wouldn't it be?

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 9:29 AM

The flag football team I'm playing with is having a "practice" tonight at 6pm so you guys are on your own for grabbing a table. Although Adrian did beat me there last week, so you probably won't even miss me.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 9:34 AM

Practice, are we talking about practice? Practice?

jen on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 9:36 AM

It wont be me... I have a Louisville AdFed meeting at 6... not sure when it will be done.

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 9:54 AM

I'm not huge on the Transformers. I was a G.I. Joe and Star Wars kid myself. So I'll have to get Jay's insights on this Transformers movie-related news.
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/7...6/726524p1.html

adrian on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Nice on joe. That was one of the greatest rants of all time. Marc you going to be at trivia tonight?

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:10 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060821...y_little_league

It's your boy Phil

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:28 AM

this is what little league baseball is all about...fuck yeah!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGKC...Bb06M&eurl=

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:33 AM

I'll be at trivia, but this will be the last time I will make it to Monday night trivia (at Flannagan's at 7pm) ON TIME for a long while. Classes start up next week and they are at Bellarmine on Mondays from 5:30PM to 8PM. So you know I will continue to get there when I'm done, or it let out early. And Bellarmine isn't far away. But Phil, you may need some regulars to keep you company until 8. Or hold your own. There is a new trivia on Wednesdays at Bearnos by the Bride at 6pm... but I still prefer the food and Bekkah at Flannagans. I mean Lisa Loeb at Bearnos is freakin hot....BUT... she has a kid (strike 1), I think she liked Phil at one point (strike 2), and she hasn't told me flat out that she wanted to bone me (strike 3). What can I say? I'm classy. And I'm gonna be in charge of young minds.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:39 AM

being in charge of young minds doesn't mean shit...that sick fuck in connection with the jonbenet ramsey shit is a teacher.

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:39 AM

My flag football league plays on Wednesday.

And I'll need some help at Flanagan's because lord knows I'm a fucking dunce.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:40 AM

rephrase, was a teacher

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:53 AM

All my teams are dropping out of the LLWS. Staten Island is 0-2, even after trying to bean every player on Illinois team last night. I'm going to miss the 4'7" kid that almost gets knocked over when he makes contact. The Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands also looks to be a hole.

My only hope for fun are the freaks on the expat team from Saudi Arabia.

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:56 AM

I can't wait for Transformers to come out. I always loved that show. I don't know about making Bumblebee a camero. I mean, cameros do kick way more ass the vw bugs, but the vw bug is part of his underdog charm.

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 12:00 PM

I just looked up the new transformers movie on IMDB, and they have the guy who orginally voiced Optimus Prime to do it again. That's pretty friggin' sweet. I just hope they bring back the same guy to voice star scream (I'm pretty sure it was the same guy who voiced cobra commander)

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 12:03 PM

I'm shaking on the whole how that Transformers came about to be walking, talking Artificial Intelligence. The teaser trailer shows them on Mars. Does that mean they came from elsewhere? and if so why do the often resemble automobiles of Earth? A big rig, a beetle? a ambulance? construction equipment? fighter planes? Don't want to dash anyones childhood here just curious as to the origins. As I sure Jay will infrom me of...and call me an ass.

Jay you should forget to call in your proscription again and make another appearance to trivia this week.

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 12:05 PM

I was definitely the guy who did Cobra Commander. Because anytime I watched it I wanted Star Scream to yell "COBRA!!!!" It'd be fun to voice a cartoon.

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 12:19 PM

I actually could do to call in another prescription, but I have a lot of stuff to do here. In the pilot episode of transformers, bumblebee and jazz were on Enertron, the home planet of the transformers, and their vehicle shapes looked more like flying saucers. If I remember correctly, they were on earth for millions of years in dormancy. When they came to, they appropriated the shape of vehicles on earth. I don't know how correct all that is, but I do know they had different shapes on their home planet.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 12:24 PM

why don't we get laid? Oh that's right we talk about little league baseball and transformers.

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 12:25 PM

i was about to mention that we all look like a bunch of pedophiles.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Singer Kenny Rogers is 68
Actress Kim Cattrall is 50
Rock singer Serj Tankian (System of a Down) is 39.
Rock musician Liam Howlett (Prodigy) is 35.
1936 Wilt Chamberlain NBA great center (LA Laker, 5 time MVP)
1957 Kim Sledge Phila, vocalist (Sister Sledge-We are Family)
1959 Jim McMahon NFL QB (Chicago Bears, SD Chargers, Phila Eagles)
1962 Matthew Broderick actor (Ferris Buehler, Biloxi Blues)

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 12:36 PM

You know, Joe, unless chicks know about the website, they wouldn't know we talk about those things. And phil...yeah you're probably right.

You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em.

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 12:44 PM

I can think of 5 or 6 girls that read this site.

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:09 PM

Phil, they are just cool dudes with long hair. And they are all ever dating, married to, or sisters with the guys of Natty Sci. So that is a pool of people who are already aware of our nerdy-ness.

jen on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:20 PM

ah hem. I dont fit in any of those categories, Marc.

douglas on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:43 PM

any girls that know us that don't read the website still know we talk about this shit, and i can't wait for the transformers movie either.

douglas on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:44 PM

on a side note, i saw talladega nights this weekend, and it was fucking hilarious! the reviews said it wasn't as good as anchorman, but i beg to differ, i laughed out loud a lot, and it's another very quotable will ferrell movie. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence!

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Deadspin is covering the beast from Saudi Arabia: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/litt...hild-195461.php

NattySci has once again scooped the world when it comes to freaky little kids playing sports.

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:51 PM

btw, my recommended trivia team name:
Snakes on the Cajun Chicken Pasta

Bigworm on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Shake and bake!

douglas on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:55 PM

Dear 8-lb. 6-oz. baby jesus...

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 1:57 PM

i was reading the comments on the youtube video with the little leaguer dropping the f-bomb, and this was my favorite:
"I hope that kid got yelled at after the game when his dad drove him home in his I-Roc."

Bigworm on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:06 PM

Probably not a good idea.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14121008/?GT1=8404

Bigworm on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:07 PM

A great camaro reference if I shall say so myself.

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:12 PM

I prefer to see jesus with eagle wings, singing for lynyrd skynyrd with a choir of angels, and me in the front row.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:12 PM

The kid dropping the f-bomb reminds me of a great umpiring story from this year. I took a fastball off the facemask that the catcher didn't didn't even flinch on. Next pitch foul trip off the collar bone. 3 pitches later I took a foul tip off of the back of my hand. I jump up and yelled "son of a bitch." A mom had a chair right on the fence and said, "You can't say that out here." I responded with a nice loud, "FINE, MOTHER FUCKER THAT HURT!" Just wait till I umpire the little league world series and they put a mic on me.

Bigworm on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Joe - The mother fucker you can trust.

That should be your St. Matthews capaign slogan.

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:15 PM

That is awesome, joe.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:16 PM

Would I get fired from umpiring if while mic'd I'm asking the catcher where his mom is sitting and how old his sister is?

douglas on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:26 PM

you'd probably get fired, but lots of props from us

jen on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Its not your fault that you care about the players' families....

Bigworm on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:33 PM

Joe - You should definately talk to the catcher.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Who is it you kids like today.....Morgan Freeman?

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Awesome. Douglas, I'm glad someone else is psyched about the transformers movie.

Bigworm on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:47 PM

Wow...this guy is pretty insane. Maybe he can can be the first Natty Sci Fat Guys Running coach.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/08/1...hons/index.html

Brock on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Trust me Jay, you are not alone with the Transformers movie psyched-ness.

Bigworm on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:51 PM

I am psyched about it, but holding my hypeness in so I don't get let down.

Philco - you still looking at a bike? What did you ever decide to do about your car?

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:53 PM

They said the little league umps have to pay their way there.

As to my car, I bought my aunt's car and it sits in my parking lot until my lease is up on the ol' jetta. I think I need to repair the big dent and the broken center console before I turn in my lease so I've held off on buying a bike for now until I can be sure what my expenses will look like.

Or I could just get a credit card and charge it.

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 2:53 PM

I'm glad to hear it.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 3:01 PM

Your right Phil, umpiring the little league world series is all on a volunteer basis. Even better get fired from volunteering.

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 3:01 PM

I'm sure I could milk my employer for extra time off for something like that.

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 3:04 PM

wait, jen? you're right. you don't fit into one of those categories currently. So what the hell are you doing here? Just kidding.

jen on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 3:09 PM

The same reason as everyone else. I'm bored at work! That, or I plead insanity ;)

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 3:10 PM

She's dead to us

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 3:15 PM

All chicks are dead on the inside

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 3:15 PM

...that's what makes the sex so great.

jen on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 3:16 PM

holy crap you guys

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 3:17 PM

For team name, i'm thinking "Get these mother-fucking snakes off my mother-fucking cajun chicken pasta."

joe on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 4:02 PM

was this posted yet?
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2553692

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 4:32 PM

So apparently this team I'm on has a playbook and stuff. I'm totally going to steal this for Natty Sci football...you know, once Marc signs us up.

Phil on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Have any of you nerdy perverts talked about legos, star wars or video games yet? No? Ok, this should fulfill our quota for the day:
New screenshots and news of Lego Star Wars II (http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/726/726338p1.html)

Marc on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 4:37 PM

I got another buddy (who is currently enrolled at Bellarmine) who is all about some football. He is in shape, and fun to drink with. So he could be a good addition. Would we need chicks though? Isn't it coed? I don't know any Bellarmine chicks, besides the ones you all dated/ar dating or are married to.

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 5:43 PM

It is co-ed, but it was never a requirement.

Jay on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 6:11 PM

A guy I work with, who is a pretty serious gamer, said he finally got the first Lego Star Wars, and said he loved it.

stew on Monday, August 21, 2006 at 11:17 PM

I finally got my ass off the beach long enough to see Snakes on a Plane...not too bad. I would agree with Jay's opinion of it. They really should have got a Chuck Norris cameo appearance. Anyways, in regards to Chargers games, I will be going to a few this fall. This is one of the best places to mountain bike-I can't wait to bring mine out here. If anyone wants to come out and ride...

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:43 AM

Bellarmine flag football? That ought to be interesting.

jen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 6:21 AM

Sounds like you're having a good time out there, Stew... I'm happy for ya.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 8:12 AM

a post at 6:21? I am thinking of all the possible scenarios. ARe you already at work, did you check the sci before work, or did you never go to sleep?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:17 AM

Happy Maddenoliday!

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:21 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...403/1002/SPORTS

The whole non-affiliated school thing in the Public vs. Private debate is bullshit. There are many reasons why kids transfer schools. They are wanting to treat 13-17 year old kids like college kids, if that is hte case then make them sign a LOI!

jen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:23 AM

Well, the doc gave me some good drugs so I can sleep better at night, and low and behold they worked. I woke up feelin good at like 5:45. I suspect I'll crash around noon. :P

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:24 AM

2006 -2007 College Bowl Predictions

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...CP&GT1=8485

They have LSU pitted against UofL in a BCS bowl.

Jay on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:28 AM

I woke up around five this morning, and went back to sleep around 6:30. And stew, you obviously don't agree with my analysis of SoaP if you think it was just "not bad". I said the only way it could have been BETTER is if Chuck Norris was in it.

Jay on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:34 AM

Here is a good article for all you space nerds out there

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...tter/index.html

Oh wait, that's just me.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Ha, they don't have West Virginia in a BCS game. Thats funny given their talent and their cupcake schedule.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Whoever wins the UL-WVU game is going. It is at UL so they got the edge

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 9:58 AM

It is quite possible thay the both go to a bcs game. One would have to be in the actual national championship game then the other would fight for a spot in one of the four bcs games.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 10:13 AM

Lets not get ahead of ourselves here.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 10:20 AM

if WVU goes undefeated and UL has only 1 loss and it is to WVU or vice versa, both teams won't make it to the BCS

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 10:53 AM

I forgot about the "powerhouse" team u of l plays on sept 3. Their bcs hunt will be in jeopardy after that game.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 10:58 AM

An SEC W looks good on the resume

Phil on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:00 AM

on Fark they are having a [animal] on a [vehicle] photoshop content (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...ype=voteresults)

The fast majority of them are just plain terrible, but this one made me laugh:
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f...art/MONKEYS.jpg

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:02 AM

I'm talking about the ass kicking WVU put on Georgia in the BCS last year

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Joe - have you ever seen the movie Little Giants. I heard WVU watched that movie before the UGA game last year. 99 times out of 100 UGA wins that game, last year just happened to be that one time. LSU was the best team last year in the SEC, they just fell apart in the SEC title game against UGA (usually happens when you lose your starting QB). However, LSU rebounded and opened a can of whoop ass on Miami and destroyed them 40-3 in that bowl game with the backup QB at the helm.

So if LSU meets Louisville, yeah it is going to be really ugly because UofL's D isn't the caliber of Miami.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:11 AM

Maybe we should have an SEC vs. Big East football challenge! Like ACC vs. Big EAst in basketball or somethign like that.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Ed Oneil is an awesom actor and it is a damn shame football games are decided the best team for 60 minutes

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:19 AM

maybe 48 minutes I can't remmber how long quarters are

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:21 AM

15 minutes each.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:22 AM

sweet I was right the first time

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:24 AM

And I am not knocking UofL because they have a good football team, just wished they played some better than average competition is all. Yeah some of that is due to their conference, but their non-conference isn't spectacular even though they do play Miami.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:26 AM

According to Petrino, Louisville trys to get better non conference teams but the teams will not play them.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:27 AM

I thought we were talking about WVU?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:29 AM

WVU schedule is no better.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:30 AM

Joe - we rant you know that.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:32 AM

so they play crap teams but still beat the equivalent of Ed Oneil's team in little giants. best thing that happened to WVU last year is UL hurting their starting QB so their backup finished the season

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Louisville can hold their own against any team. They have one of the best quarterbacks, a bad ass running back, and a fast ass fuck wide receiver. No team will be able to blow them out.

It doesn' tmatter if a team puts up 40 points against them because U of L will just put up 50 points on the score board.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Yeah that is true, unless you have a really good running team. I think UofL d-line is very suspect this year to the run and I think the key to beating them is by grinding down the clock with long sustained drives and pass rushing Brohm. If you let him stay in the pocket he will pick you apart.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:36 AM

urretia is so valuable because of his height I thought?

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:37 AM

His height and his speed

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:38 AM

yeah that is why. His stats on scout.com was he ran a 4.7 forty but he is very fluid, runs good routes and is a tall target so that is why he is valuable. This kid is unstoppable in the goalpost fade route.

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Long, athletic with a tremendous upside potential

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Update on the Russian recluse.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060822...ain_math_genius

Barry on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:51 AM

who can come up with the best caption for this one?
http://www.uweekly.com/pp_img.php?i...;iidpp=777#head

jen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 12:44 PM

So everyday I sit at the front desk while the receptionist goes to lunch, and apparently she's got aol messenger loaded up on here, and I just got a message saying "hey dickhead". First slutbag, now dickhead. Her friends are so endearing.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:14 PM

Is she part of Nattysci, if so that would make sense.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:15 PM

Hey I saw David Padget today at lunch. That dude is freaking tall.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:17 PM

So i brought my clothes to go jogging during lunch but i forgot my shorts. I went to dicks to get a pair of shorts and on the way back there was a smoking hot chick wearing a tank top waling on lynn station road. SO i speed u p a little bit to get dressed to go jogging and just maybe by "chance" i would run into her.

I quickly got dressed and started hauling my ass down lynn station and she was gone. Looks like i will try again tomorrow. I am creepy but oh well.

Jay on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:30 PM

At least you have the decency to stalk people in person, instead of just online.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:31 PM

lol, nice one xota but how do you stalk someone online?

Phil on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:32 PM

I generally start by trying to find a myspace profile, and then move on to google

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:34 PM

Now you have facebook you can use too!

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:35 PM

i don't have to create accounts to start stalking these chicks do I?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:40 PM

Probably.

Brock on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:43 PM

So the question becomes: Are KY fans still going to root for UK beating UofL this year when they have a legit shot at a national title?

I guess this is a question of how deep blue your blood is.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:45 PM

Brock - don't question my blue blood. Of course I am cheering for UK against UofL this year, and if UofL makes the title game, I will root against them in that, unless they are playing Duke! If that is the case, I am sacraficing a live chicken and praying that an asteriod falls out of the sky and hits that stadium!

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:46 PM

I am going with the kill 2 birds with one stone approach...literally.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:47 PM

Okay maybe that was slightly harsh.

jen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:47 PM

wes, are you going to trivia tonight?

Phil on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Even IF Louisville did manage to go undefeated (which I doubt they will), they'd still end up #3 or #4 overall. Schedule's too weak.

Brock on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:50 PM

So you think there are 2 teams out there who can go undefeated with a stronger schedule?

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Cincy Baby!

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:51 PM

if Ohio state loses 1 game say to Texas, they will be ranked ahead of an undefeated UL

Brock on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Someone needs to make up a scheduling interface network that determines these possibilites. Only 1 team can go undefeated in each conference. However, which inter-conference games prevent other conferences from going undefeated?

This is why college football sucks. You lose one game, you're out. Its like a playoff from game 1. Just put in playoffs you morons!

Brock on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:54 PM

If UC wins 5 games this year, it'll be a success. But UK fans know how that is.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Playoffs would kick ass but there is too much money tied up in the different bowl games to have playoff especially the BCS games.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Shit, 7-5 football is damn good for UK.

Brock on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:57 PM

BCS = Final Four

Upper tier bowl games (Gator, Cotton) = Regional Finals

Mid-range bowl games (Liberty, Outback) = Sweet Sixteen

Low-teir bowl games (Mienike, Independence) = Opening rounds

Butt-crack bowl games (International, Boisie) = NIT

Phil on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 1:59 PM

I wouldn't be surprised to see Cal, FSU, Notre Dame (or USC), Auburn and/or OSU/Texas go undefeated this year.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:02 PM

Texas is going to have a tought time going undefeated, but they are returning 14 starters so that will help. The problem is at QB of course. Personally, I'd like to see the rise of Notre Dame again, that would be pretty exciting, especially having watched Rudy again this past weekend.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:03 PM

Jen - I think I am going to go to trivia. Trying to decide between trivia and going home and riding my bike.

Phil on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:04 PM

big 12 sucks. Texas could run a FB dive every play and go undefeated against that cluster fuck of a conference. The only good team was Oklahoma and they went right in the dumpster too. Only road bump is OSU.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Yep, but now if they actually have a passing QB that makes things interesting. Oklahoma was always good because they had the best of both worlds.

jen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:12 PM

just let me know if you're going to show up early and I will too.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:15 PM

That's cool. I'll let you know around 4ish on here.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:22 PM

Clearly the SEC and Big Ten are the best conferences with the Sun belt a close second.

Phil on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:22 PM

I'm not sure if we are talking about the same person, but Paul Thompson played WR last year (and some RB in 2003). And when he did play QB he went 11 for 26 with one interception against TCU in their 17-10 loss before lossing the job to Bomar. He's not much of a passing QB.

Okahoma = fucked. And poor adrian peterson is going to be seeing 8 or 9 people in the box every single play.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:34 PM

Well I was thinking back when Peterson was a Freshman.

Barry on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:34 PM

football talk can't resist...no one goes undefeated (like '03) and Auburn is my sleeper

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:35 PM

Back when they had Jason White at the helm.

http://www.soonerstats.com/fb/recor...pass_season.cfm

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:36 PM

But considering on that stat sheet Rhett Bomar has a 113% completion percentage, not sure if I would trust it or not.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:38 PM

I don't think anyone really gives a rats ass about Oklahoma stats.

And Auburn being a favorite this year to win the title and yet a sleeper? Doesn't make since to me.

For the record my ipod battery sucks donkey dick.

Barry on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:40 PM

sleeper was a bad choice of word. meant "team that can be champs and are not nearly as talked about as osu, wvu, or nd"

joe on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:41 PM

Wow it has been 2 minutes and church hasn't said adrian sucks donkey dick. I expected him to be all over that.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:44 PM

Now i see what you mean.

Speaking of church, is that goat fucker going to wicks tonight?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Adrian i don't care about OU stats either, but when White and Peterson was there, that was a damn good offense. Good thing LSU's defense was better.

Barry on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:47 PM

peterson wasn't there when LSU played them. That was USC's D and he did get 86 yards that game (on a shit load of carries)

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:49 PM

Notre Dame has had a lot of press. I am curious to see how their defense is going to be. There is part of me that would like to see Notre Dame win the title then their is the part of me that would like to see some shitty team fuckin' cremate them just to shut up the fuckin' press.

It is like the reporters fall in line just to suck Charlie Weiss's pee pee.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Barry does make an excellent point. I don't remember seeing Peterson playing against LSU in the title game ... jackass.!

Barry on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:51 PM

we'll see first test is against calvin johnson

Jay on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:51 PM

I think UW is going to run wild on UCLA this year, unless Brown gets taken out.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Look at big jay throw in some input on football.

Barry on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 2:55 PM

just for fun memories lsu miami peach bowl highlights.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrzlB6eIITk

Barry on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:06 PM

jay how is the pac-10 looking this year?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Who was the Oklahoma RB against LSU that year?

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:10 PM

I believe it was griffin or something like that.. I think number 22.

Jay on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:12 PM

The Pac 10 is looking strong. I think WSU will be their weak link. I think they will probably dominate out of conference against the Big 10 and the Big 12, but will probably suffer against the Big East and the SEC.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Yeah my bad....I always get confused thinking about the years and not paying attention that the BCS bowls are in the next year. Probably because UK doesn't ever play those bowl games.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:14 PM

I think their running back was Kejuan Jones.

Barry on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:16 PM

i think so too. Jay did you mean dominate against the big east and suffer against the big 10. i don't know the schedules, so i'm just curious

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:24 PM

damn i am hungry. all i had was a plain turkey sandwich and 10 plain m&ms (2 yellow, 5 blue, 2 orange and 1 green.) I was so bored i actually wrote down the m&m colors on a notepad. I wonder if i can get one of our interns to go get me an apple from Kroger. Now that would rock and would be a little degrading.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:28 PM

Adrian are you going to trivia tonight?

Jay on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:29 PM

Barry, I am so full of shit when it comes to talking about sports. The only thing I knew was that UCLA, UW, and WSU were all in the pac 10, UofL was in the Big East, and UK was in the SEC. I also made up the name Brown, although it is a common enough name that there could be someone like that playing for UW.

adrian on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:29 PM

Yeah i will be there

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:43 PM

Jen - I will be there.

Adrian - do you have any bicycle magazines or anything for me to look at with cycling?

Barry on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:55 PM

fucking genius jay

jen on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 3:56 PM

awesome. see you there.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 4:10 PM

Jay - you going to trivia?

Brock on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 4:10 PM

UC has got another Guidugli on the team this year! Yippee!

Brock on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 4:18 PM

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....EWS01/308220010

He told me I could kick his ass for $1

Phil on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 4:28 PM

NYTimes article on the RIAA going after guitar tabs
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/21/t...&ei=5087%0A

Green Baron on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Jay on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 4:53 PM

That guitar tab thing is bull shit. The site I primarily use is Ultimate Guitar, however, since they appear in the article, that will probably be the next to shut down. I guess I need to go copy every tab on there now.

And no, wes, I have no other reason to come in tonight, so I am just going to stay in Frankfort.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 5:08 PM

Friends aren't good enough reason?

Jay on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 5:12 PM

Well, my neighbor is having a cookout, so free beer > driving an hour to answer questions.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 5:13 PM

I agree.

Marc on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 5:14 PM

Alright Jay, you drink this "free beer" that you speak of. But to appease Adrian... tell the neighbor you have to take a wicked shit.

Jay on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 5:16 PM

Well, I don't think it would have the same effect on my neighbor as it would on a hot chick, marc.

Marc on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 5:18 PM

True, but Adrian is an idiot. and you should find a girl at the cookout to tell it to. "Excuse me, I gotta go back to make apartment to take a wicked shit. I'll be back to listen to your meaningless banter in a little bit."

Brock on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 5:44 PM

I think the fact that its a "wicked" shit versus a regular dump is what really gives the line its bite.

Jerome on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 5:52 PM

Why is Pujols such a freak of nature? He is the latest to be tested ... Yes, Albert Pujols! No, not THAT kind of test ...

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...id=2557786&

stew on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:24 PM

I'm glad I wasn't a this theater watching S.O.A.P!
http://today.reuters.com/news/artic...;archived=False

Phil on Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:31 PM

hey stew, something to look into in San Diego. My cousin lived near sea world and it seems that Sea World has a Budweiser hospitality tent. At this tent is free beer. So, to save money he bought himself a lifetime pass to sea world and just go there and drink for free.

And he got to see penguins.

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 8:53 AM

Phil, that is a phenomenal idea.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:01 AM

this place is dead.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:04 AM

who will pick him up in fantasy?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...005/1002/SPORTS

jen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:14 AM

Well, the good news is that today I got my own office. However, there is no computer. So I have to work in the warehouse till my computer gets here, which is okay, cause at least there's eye candy back here.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:19 AM

400 block of S. 10th St. A man said he was fighting with his brother over drugs when his brother cut him with a butcher knife about 1 p.m. Aug. 11.

G.C. Moore Park, Rodman and M streets. A woman said someone cut her arm and wrist with a weed trimmer about 2 p.m. Aug. 10.

300 block of N. 26th St. A witness told police that he was in a store when two people chased a man in and started beating him about 11 a.m. Aug. 5. One assailant had a club, the other a knife. They threw a gumball machine at the man, which hit him. The man said the assailants had stolen some property from him.

Floyd and Hill streets. A man said he was sleeping beneath some trees when he awoke to find a man, who appeared to be intoxicated, beating him with a stick about 4:30 a.m. Aug. 2. The victim suffered head injuries and a broken leg.

1800 block of Griffiths Ave. A man said he was sitting on his motorcycle when someone came up and started punching him in the head about 5:30 p.m. Aug. 3. The victim got off his motorcycle, and the assailant picked up a shovel and hit him in the knee and arm with it.

4700 block of Preston Highway. A man told police that he was in a parking lot with his family when someone came up pushing a shopping cart, told the man and his family to get out of the way, then argued with the man and hit him in the head with his walking stick, a tree branch, about 6 p.m. Aug. 4.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:28 AM

Risk sucks, SEC sucks, UK basketball sucks, soccer sucks

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:28 AM

Krypton sucks.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:29 AM

there is life out there. Sweet!

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Joe - I applaud your efforts to try to strike up a conversation, but I am more likely to kick Big Jay in the balls for the Krypton sucks comment.

Kal-el rules!

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:51 AM

He was quoting family guy

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:59 AM

Actress Shelley Long is 57.
Actor-singer Rick Springfield is 57
Rock musician Dean DeLeo (Army of Anyone and Stone Temple Pilots) is 45.
Actor Jay Mohr is 36.
1754 Louis XVI Versailles, king of France (1774-92); guillotined
1970 River Phoenix Madras Ore, actor (Little Nikta, Stand By Me)

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 11:03 AM

http://www.instructables.com/id/E5W...87PPZ/?ALLSTEPS

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 11:08 AM

family guy clip in question
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/14754...uy_new_yorkers/

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 11:37 AM

there was no question

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 11:38 AM

I'm glad someone got my joke. Wes, there is no need to kick me in the balls. I barely have any as is.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 11:46 AM

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/...tory?id=2556167

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 11:46 AM

Sorry I don't watch Family Guy.

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Kill yourself.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 11:56 AM

Watching family guy would involve taking a break from playing risk

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 12:05 PM

Below the belt, Joe.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Just trying to get some life into you all today

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 12:28 PM

continuing w/ our pedophilia from yesterday more LLWS presented by Frosted Flakes http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14444985/

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 12:31 PM

new mailbag

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060823

Jerome on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 12:50 PM

Speaking of the LLWS - are there any LLWS MILFs this year? I'm looking for quality here: Dante Bichette's wife kind of quality.

adrian on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 12:52 PM

Day Two: Operation Stalk Linn Station Road Chick

I get changed and start out the door for my lunch run at 11:30 am. I decide to do a quick warm up and run down towards marcs house to get my muscles loose before I head the opposite direction (where I saw hot chick yesterday).

As I am trotting towards marcs crib, the thought ran cross my mind to ring his doorbell and just keep running but I opted not to do that because James was probably nailing his dog. I continue running to the end of the road, turn around and head back to the other end of Linn station.

I head all the way down the other side of Linn station and no site of hot chick walking. I did happen to see a few other ladies (nothing to really post about though).

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:00 PM

for marc because I know he won't read the mailbag (although he should because it is 90% saved by the bell stuff):

Q: Was I the only one expecting Josh Blue to pull off the Keyser Soze "straightening walk" after he won "Last Comic Standing," as a stunned Anthony Clark drops his coffee?
--Frank B., Bethlehem, Pa.

SG: The only one who's headed to hell? Or the only one, period?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:02 PM

I don't even know when Family Guy comes on first of all. It is really sad, though because I dont' thikn I have watched TV in a long time, I am usually riding my bike anymore.

jen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:11 PM

When did stalking become so trendy?

Jerome on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:13 PM

Adrian needs a web cam on that street ...

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:19 PM

I was stalking before stalking was cool

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:22 PM

You need to learn how to multi-task Wes. Bike-riding, drinking, watching TV, and playing RISK can all easily be done in a typical day, but that does cut down on the amount of work you actually do, but who the hell cares about that.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:28 PM

Yeah I know. Ideally, I'd like to ride in the mornings before work, however, when the alarm goes off at 6:30ish I prefer to stay right where I am at.

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:32 PM

ok, black caddyshack: who plays who?

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:37 PM

Gregory Hines = Chevy Chase
Martin Lawrence = Bill Murray

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:41 PM

to make this easier, here are the rolls to be filled:
Ty Webb
Al Czervik
Judge Smails
Danny Noonan
Carl Spackler
Tony D'Annunzio
Lacy Underall
Dr. Beeper
The Bishop
Lou Loomis
Smoke Porterhouse

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:44 PM

I think Noonan is the hardest.

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:45 PM

Judge Smalls should be the guy who played George Jefferson

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:53 PM

Are you using living actors? Because Gregory Hines is dead.

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:58 PM

Jen, Phil is right, he was stalking before stalking sold out.

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:58 PM

My votes:

Ty Webb : Will Smith
Al Czervik : Chris Tucker
Judge Smails : Bernie Mack
Danny Noonan : Andre 3000
Carl Spackler : Dave Chappel
Tony D'Annunzio :Ice T
Lacy Underall : Gabrielle Union
Dr. Beeper : Orlando Jones
The Bishop : Cedric the Entertainer
Lou Loomis : Samuel L Jackson
Smoke Porterhouse : Leslie Nielsen

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 1:59 PM

Noonan- Urkel
Dangerfield-Bernie Mac
Lil Japanese guy with dangerfield-Flava Flav

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:03 PM

snoop dog must make an appearance

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Head Groundskeeper? he knows how grass should be

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:05 PM

shit, I forgot about Spalding Smails. How about Kenan Thompson?

Snoop Dogg would be an interesting twist with Al Czervik too.

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:14 PM

updated list, Ice T is obviously way too old to play Tony D'Annunzio Let's move Andre 3000 over to Tony and bring in the dummer from Love Burger in as Danny Noonan.

Ty Webb : Will Smith
Al Czervik : Chris Tucker
Judge Smails : Bernie Mack
Danny Noonan : Donald Faison
Carl Spackler : Dave Chappel
Tony D'Annunzio :Andre 3000
Lacy Underall : Gabrielle Union
Dr. Beeper : Orlando Jones
The Bishop : Cedric the Entertainer
Lou Loomis : Samuel L Jackson
Spalding Smails : Kenan Thompson
Smoke Porterhouse : Leslie Nielsen

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:16 PM

I just read the Sports Guy, this all makes sense now. I thought you were just being very random Phil.

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:18 PM

one should know that I lack "creativity" so Lord knows I wouldn't have come up with the idea by myself.

Speaking of "creative", we couldn't use our team name last night because it involved the word "gang-bang" and there were little kids on a team. Alternate team name was: "Your parents don't love you and there is no Santa Claus"

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:26 PM

The other team name was "You're adopted and there is no Santa Claus" but Adrian figured it was too much....for good reason I might add.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:26 PM

SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

douglas on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:28 PM

phil, good job on throwing leslie nielsen in the cast for black caddyshack, he does always seem to be in these black spoof movies, he's great in scary movie 3 with all the rappers that are in there shooting each other.

douglas on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:30 PM

by the way, job update:
i officially have one offer which I'm going to accept if another interview I have tomorrow morning doesn't go well. So I won't be an unemployed loser very much longer

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:37 PM

I saw your dad at the food court today on 4th street. And quit being a drain on society.

douglas on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:41 PM

yeah, I am being a drain. and thank you everybody for paying taxes, I got my first unemployment check today

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:55 PM

i feel pretty good about my cast. I guess I'm just going to have to sit and wait until Marc or Jay show back up to pick it apart.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 2:56 PM

As a tax payer I feel Douglas is entitled to buying me a beer with that check

douglas on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 3:00 PM

i'm still broke buddy

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 3:32 PM

I'm still thirsty

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Ha, suckers, you all pay for each one of my paychecks. I actually do some work, though. And, as loathe as I am to admit this, I'm not familiar enough with Caddyshack to put my input in.

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 3:39 PM

This sounds like the plot to a bad movie.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/afric...reut/index.html

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Brock, don't say anything else. You have 1999 comments. But really, I don't want to hear you talk anymore.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 3:42 PM

that's gay

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 3:54 PM

What's gay? You had so much to choose from.

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 3:56 PM

I figured if I call something gay Brock Hardfist would have to post something to hit 2000

joe on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 4:00 PM

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/espn...cott-196113.php douchebags. These people are gay too.

Marc on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 4:03 PM

Usually reserved for Sci-fi movie and comic characters like Spawn, The Matrix, Hellraiser, etc....
You can buy figurines of your favorite LOST characters.
http://comics.ign.com/articles/726/726796p1.html

Phil on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 4:23 PM

I thought the Bengals preview on Deadspin was very well written:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/...gals-196121.php

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Post # 2000

There are so many people I'd like to thank, like Phil, for starting the website, and Jay for being a big goofball, and Joe for being my posting nemesis back in the day (I just wasn't able to meet his gay standards for pointless posts), Wes for reposting the internet so I don't have to read any other site, and Dave for his random, once in a blue moon posts.

I apologize for the delay in delivering my 2000th. I was down slaughtering helpless mice while giggling. The animal facility was a bloodbath today. I think someone was dissecting a caribou (I doubt it was a caribou, but it was WAY to big to be a goat). Also, the mogue had a pig in a bodybag that was bleeding all over the place making a big pool of blood. The whole scene was very Dawn of the Dead. I'm hungry now.

Oh yeah, and fuck you Jay. I had to get that in there for statistical purposes.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 4:37 PM

Brock - I do what I can.

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 5:18 PM

As do I.

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 5:27 PM

So do I... oh wait.

Jay on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 5:57 PM

Marc- start learning to sing Mourning by Tantric, Experimental Film by They Might be Giants, and Seize the Day by Avenged Sevenfold (I know, it's eclectic)

jen on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 6:59 PM

Douglas, employers have to pay unemployment, not tax payers... but if you get on food stamps or welfare, I'm going to be pissed.

Brent on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 8:57 PM

Yesterday I went on a bike ride, we ended up getting lost in Woodford County and when the sun started to set is when I began to get nervous, anyway two and half hours later and fifty-fucking thousand hills we made are way back. My advice on your old ky home ride, you better be in good fucking shape if there are any hills like the one I went on yesterday. Our pace was about 16 mph which was pretty solid considering the hills.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:27 PM

I hear the shakertown ride has a lot of hills.

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:27 PM

I've been preparing with nothing but hills... I live in Cincinnati. I've been getting a good 14-16mph pace on those hills. We are supposed to have stops every 10 miles, so I'm not sweating it too much. Plus, I've lost about 10 lbs already. That may be more due to the fact I'm poor and can't drink as much and just eat crackers.

Brock on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 at 10:28 PM

This isn't the Shakertown, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some nice hills. As long as they aren't 5 mile uphill stretches, I won't mind.

Phil on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 12:31 AM

Deadwood Pancakes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f31PLcCXD0U&NR

joe on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 8:47 AM

I never realized Indiana was so deep in crime, I bet these were mob related:

Swifty Service Station, 1500 block of East 10th Street. A customer who paid $25 pumped $33.24 in gas and drove off. Saturday.

Waffle and Steak, 500 block of Indiana Avenue. Register drawer short $89.60. Saturday.

Thornton's, Court Avenue. Drive-off, $26 worth of gas.

1200 block of Minton Drive. A man confronted another man outside his home who was yelling and was stabbed in the left shoulder with scissors. Monday.

1400 block of Chartres Street. Ten-foot diameter inflatable swimming pool. Between Wednesday and Saturday.

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 9:03 AM

Woodford county? That's past where I live. How the hell did you get out there?

adrian on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 9:05 AM

Louisville's Golden Boy is on the front page of ESPN's college football section.

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 9:11 AM

I would like to wish a very happy birthday to Kenny Baker, 72.

joe on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 9:16 AM

That big east stuff on espn.com is great

adrian on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 9:43 AM

Yeah i like the Big East Predictions. The one about Petrino made me laugh.

Brock on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 9:48 AM

This headline made me laugh.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2559135

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 9:58 AM

Yeah those Big East predictions are pretty good. Glad to see he believes Petrino will honor his contract....for atleast 2 years.

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 9:58 AM

I just tried to look at the famous quotes in the wikipedia, and it was blocked. So I guess it is only a matter of time before this site is blocked altogether. Bastards.

adrian on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Pluto was overrated anyways.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...o.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Gosh I love this dunk.

http://www.lostvids.com/111/VinceCarterDunk.html

Brock on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 10:54 AM

Jay, no worries, your "Lost Loves" section is still up there for the whole internet to read.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Why is there a plethora of links related to pharmacy jobs on the WTF section?

Phil on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 11:10 AM

USC going for the 4-peat:
http://sportspickle.com/features/vo...6-0823-usc.html

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 11:17 AM

I know. That's why I put it there. It still brings laughter to me. I am kind of surprised that I remembered a lot of those details vividly when I wrote it.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Where is that section at?

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 11:50 AM

It's under WTF, NickNames, CrazedBuffalo, LostLoves.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Hmmmm....Jay you may have just inspired me to write about all the lost loves in my life. Jagermeister, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Woodford Reserve....yeah so I might have gayish tendacies because some of those things are guys names, but we have a freaking great time together and I dont' care who knows it!

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 12:07 PM

It couldn't be any gayer than what I wrote.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 1:29 PM

Jay and Marc - on the back cover of the Leo (August 23rd issue) there is a blurb titled "Talent Needed" that reads; Angels@Work is sponsoring a Battle of the Bands on Oct. 29 with proceeds going to domestic violence awareness. $50 entry fee. Winner receives $500.

Is it time for the Marcus Brody Experience to go mainstream or do you guys plan on keeping the underground (Natty Sci New Years party) scene for a while?

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 1:48 PM

That sounds good to me. That's on my Birthday, so If I am not too hung over from the stagger/michelle's costume party, I would be down. However, it's probably for full bands, and right now we are just a two piece unplugged ensemble.

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 1:48 PM

We have been having a haiku burn day on the email at work. I told them we founded a National Haiku Burn Day. The day for that is January 30th, if I'm not mistaken.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 1:58 PM

I don't know if I could be more happy. I am playing Figment in a 1 on 1 game of Risk. He is ranked #1 on the leader board and I am #2. I feel an upset in the making.

Brock on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 2:03 PM

Bring that choade back down to Earth, he's cushioned his stats with gimme games. I rock him every time I play. Durp!

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 2:05 PM

I hope to, but it is a little different in 1 on 1 games than the big group games what he usually plays.

I would say it is about even right now.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Okay - right now I am taking it to him and i don't really see the game making it past 2 rounds unless he has a match this round.

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 3:17 PM

This fucktard at work is printing out an entire windows manual on our printer. It is several thousand pages. I think he needs a stupid lick.

joe on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 3:25 PM

I just had half my passwords at work freak out on me and quit working. I can't get into anything. Man I'm glad me had lunch at Ceasar's today.

Brock on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 3:41 PM

Where is there are Lil' Ceasar's downtown?

joe on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 3:44 PM

Ceasars the casino boat

Any big plans for the weekend? Chris mentioned lighting up the grill on Saturday or something. I know at least Bmac, Dino and I are going out somewhere Saturday because B-mac is taking the last part (I think it is the last) of the CPA exam that afternoon/morning.

Jay on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 3:46 PM

I am going to Indy on saturday for my uncle's 50th birthday party. But Friday night I am definitely going out, because Big Jay needs some lovin'.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:00 PM

Saturday I have a wedding to go to, however, depending how long that lasts I might be out later that night.

Brock - I have figment down to 1 country.....I am giving him a classic natty sci beat down. I think the only other thing I need to do is give him the Degeneration X "X" move!

joe on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:01 PM

What is up with Genny's closing and moving?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Abby was talking about that....I think because of the whole building next door because they won't let them add more parking.

joe on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:05 PM

The one they couldn't demolish because it was a historic site so it coincidentally burnt down

Brock on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:17 PM

Where are they moving to?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:20 PM

I haven't heard yet, not sure if Frank knows just yet.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Hey sometimes accidents just happen, ask the mob.

adrian on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 4:39 PM

Now this is the way to die...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Seung_Seop

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 5:13 PM

Joe - I found an AE t-shirt you need to get.

http://www.ae.com/web/browse/produc...uctId=1195_2579

Phil on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 10:54 PM

Jamie Foxx at Emmit Smith's roast
http://www.break.com/index/emmit_smith_roast1.html

Bigworm on Thursday, August 24, 2006 at 11:10 PM

Here's an article explaining the Genny's situation.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60824028

Jerome on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 8:24 AM

You meow, you get charged ...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060824...isdemeanor_meow

Jerome on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 8:26 AM

Note to self ... send Natty Sci T-Shirt to Pacman Jones
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/...tory?id=2560810

Phil on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 8:50 AM

I don't think it's better than Man Getting Hit by Football, but this damn video is everywhere:
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/clip...cial-196538.php

adrian on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 8:56 AM

I built my new computer last night based around the new intel chip and ran a test on it to see how it compares to my old computer.

Old Computer - athlon xp 2600
New Computer - intel core 2 duo e6300

I applied a radial blur filter to a 2meg image in photoshop at all the highest settings and below is the time it took to complete the filter

Old PC - 3 minutes
New PC - 43 seconds.

The real test will come in when i start compressing dvds to divx format. My old computer takes around 4 hours to compress and convert an entire dvd.

Jerome on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 9:01 AM

Adrian - it sounds like you have all the tools to run a successful online porn business. Best of luck with that and if you need a beta tester, I'd be more than happy to give up a few evenings of my time hitting the site.

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 9:24 AM

Looks like Toyota is having quality problems now.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...EMPLATE=DEFAULT

But atleast they know they better fix it now.

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 9:25 AM

Seriously we should send him a t-shirt and tell him we like he rolls...maybe he will wear it.

Jay on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 9:53 AM

I would like to wish a happy birthday to Sean Connery, 76

Brock on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Out of curiosity Adrian, how much did the parts cost for the building of that new machine?

adrian on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:13 AM

I used my same keyboard, mouse, monitor and dvd writer. I didn't buy the top of the line stuff because that system would have cost me a shit load more.

Case - $120.00
Power Supply - $70.00
Processor - $195.00
Motherboard - $130.00
Video Card - $130.00
Memory/Ram 2gb - $250.00
HardDrive 250gb - $75.00

Total Cost - around $1000.00 clams

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:15 AM

being 25 and living with your parents

Priceless

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Wade this comment is especially for you!

Here is an excerpt of an email I just received.

"Schwarz interviewed Toad from the Micro Wrestling Federation last week. I am pretty sure that we are going to hire him as well. Jacobi is going nuts he is so happy."

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:16 AM

I think next time I get a PC I am going to build one or make Adrian build one for me. Dell's are pretty inexpensive, however, everything is proprietary technology with them so upgrading your machine is impossbile....you might be able to with Dell componensts or something like that, but then you are paying an arm and a leg to get those.

adrian on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:18 AM

Good point Joe but the sad thing is I make enough money to live on my own. I am just to lazy to get an apartment.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:20 AM

I don't doubt you do. B-mac does too. You want to be compared to B-mac?

Phil on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:22 AM

It isn't that Dell's hardware is properietary, it's that in many cases they don't leave room for expansion. Take my old PC here at work. It had an 80GB hard drive and 1GB of ram. Well, there are 4 slots for the memory so they threw 4 256 sticks in there. Which meant to upgrade to 2GB I would have had to basically throw away the memory that came with the PC. And there was only one HD bay, so if I needed more space I'd have to junk the old drive.

But I've upgraded plenty of Dells in the past. Replaced CPUs, added memory, replaced HDs, etc.

Phil on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:23 AM

Natty Sci wouldn't be natty sci if the majority of the people going out didn't live with their parents.

adrian on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:29 AM

I don't know what that last comment means phil.

Nothing against dell, hp or the like I just prefer to buy components seperate as opposed to buy prebuilt systems.

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:33 AM

The biggest complaint I heard about the Dell computers was when they wanted to upgrade to a faster processing speed was they would have to replace the motherboard with it, because their motherboards typically don't support a faster speed and yes the lack of space available doesn't allow for future expansion and needs. And then they had to get a dell motherboard because another one was the right size or something to that. Phil you might be able to confirm that or not. Basically, what I understood (which could be very wrong) is once you buy a Dell you are stuck with Dell components unless you want to scrap it all and start new.

Jay on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Actually, Phil, most of Natty Sci lives on their own now. And Joe, you just made my day.

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Do you guys think that Frank is trying to get Genny's over in Indiana?

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS02/60825011

Phil on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 10:48 AM

a motherboard is a motherboard. I have two 3.0GHz Xeon processors in my machine which I could upgrade to 3.8 GHz as long as it was the same socket. For example, I could go to newegg and buy two of these suckers and pop them into my machine no problem: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produ...N82E16819117058

The problem most people run into is that by the time they want to upgrade their PC to the latest processor, their motherboard doesn't support it and that goes for Dell, HP or a machine you build at home.

Brock on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 11:08 AM

I concur with Phil, I've done plenty of upgrades to my Dell at home. Updating a processor is just what Phil said, you usually want something so new and fast that your old motherboard (regardless of manufacturer) just doesn't support it.

The main advantage to buying prebuilt systems is the money you save on software. Windows and Office are WAY too expensive for their own good. So unless you have a sweet deal like we do at UC (Windows XP for $20 and Office for $15), you don't save very much building your PC from scratch anymore.

I think building your own PC is more about learning how to do it, so having someone build one for you is kinda pointless, b/c you can get Dell or Toshiba to do the same thing for cheaper b/c they buy in bulk.

Phil on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 11:14 AM

we are doing the wendy's challenge today at work

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 11:48 AM

Perhaps that is their problem then. I know my boss was always complaining about the lack of bays in his tower he bought from Dell and it seems like he upgrades stuff every 2 or so years so by that time perhaps the motherboard doesn't support the newest processing chip.

I think if you are just buying a computer to use word, excel email and internet than a pre-build special is a good way to go. If you want future expansion capabilities then a custom built job is the way to go or if you want a gaming PC....I know when I was looking at Dell's gaming PC (got to have the best for Risk....funny ha...would be overkill) it was about four grand or so and I could build one for less.

Also, buying in bulk is good as long as manufactureres pass their savings on to their customers, however, if you dont' have much competition then you don't really have to pass those savings on or only a portion of those savings. People know the Dell name, and since people purchase brand name things for 1) reliability and 2) comfort level (technical support, how well you know the company, etc..) which is is easy to see why Dell had 3rd quarter revenues in 2005 alone to be approximately $14B USD.

This is also the same reason why American car manufacturers are down and have been down. They mass produced cars to meet market demands and in doing so the quality of the car was compromised. This is why Toyota, Honda, Nissan focused on quality in order to grab a piece of the market that the Big 3 underserved in. FastForward 10 years and you see things as they are today. Of course, I am curious how Toyota will change their business model in order to keep their same quality and meet market demands.

Coming back full circle (going from computers to cars back to computers) as long as Dell doesn't simply beat their suppliers over the head and continues to work with them and use decent quality parts, then yes a Dell is an adequate PC and will perform its function well and they will be around for the future.

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 12:02 PM

America's drunkest cities.

http://www.forbes.com/2006/08/18/cx...?thisSpeed=6000

Marc on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Wow, Wes thanks for that little breakdown. But I already got an A in my economics class. But thanks anyway.

Marc on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Well I'm down for going out tonight. We all still on? I say we tried something new. Maybe start out at Joe's house, then hit Wicks and then just play it by ear and crowdedness or whether to go to O'Sheas or Flannagan's next. You guys think that sounds good?

Brock on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Or... you could come to Cincy, go to the Germania Society Oktoberfest and consume gallons of Warsteiner and Jagermeister!

Oktoberfests in August Rock!

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 12:23 PM

How pathetic is this.

I made my lunch today - Oven roasted turkey sandwich with basil pesto and provolone cheese on a plain sandwich bagel, diet RC, Sun Chips, and baby carrots.

Marc on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 12:54 PM

You know I'd be up for going to Cincy. But I don't think everyone else is ready to just drive up tonight. Also, I need to cut back on spending, so tonight I'm either driving, or just drinking the booze at Joes.

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 12:54 PM

or both.

Jay on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:10 PM

Marc, it looks like your driving tonight, because I need to get liquored up. Unless Joe, Douglas, BMac, Adrian, Wes, or Chris want to drive.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah Marc, you're driving.

Jay on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:11 PM

Brock, two-part question
1) Is Michelle having a halloween party this year?
2) If so, are we allowed to come?

Brock on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:14 PM

I'm not sure yet.

1.) I will be defending my dissertation in late October, so there WILL be parties.
2.) There are two costume parties, so at least 1 of them will happen.

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:15 PM

I have to go out to my parents house tonight, but after that i am game to go out.

Jay on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Translation- "When I go home to walk the dog, I'm going to fall asleep"

adrian on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:21 PM

I will be game for tomorrow night.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:22 PM

I can't believe St. Matthews didn't make the drunkest city list

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:29 PM

Joe - had they ever been here for Blowin' Up St. Matthews of GBITT it would have.

Xota - probably so because I am busy tommorow. Got a pretty nice little Saturday planned. We might go down to the Home Depot, maybe Bad Bath and beyond. I don't know!

Phil on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:44 PM

I can drive tonight.

And for the record, our boy Mike Garcia knocked down all 10 items in under 10 minutes. Truly a great moment in our companies history.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:51 PM

did he prep for thsi at all?

Jay on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:53 PM

I'm just f'ing with you, Wes. And you're right, we're inviting the CDC to GBITT this year.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:55 PM

CDC? Center for Disease Control?

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Wow, but then again I guess you can't be to careful with who you fuck around with in this day and age.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:00 PM

my balls itch

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:06 PM

Might want to get that shit checked out, especially if we need the CDC at GBITT

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:08 PM

It doesn't burn when I pee

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Not all diseases do.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:10 PM

oh fuck

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:11 PM

I guess we can see what ladies read this site now

Brock on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:12 PM

Why? Are you nailing all of them?

Jay on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:13 PM

The CDC was the organization that compiled the drunkest city list.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:14 PM

now the CDC comment makes sense

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:15 PM

could be an excuse for not nailing them

Phil on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:21 PM

if the prep question was in regards to Mike destroying the food, I think the only prep he did was just being a crazy ex-marine and forcing himself through it. No one else was able to do it in under 15 minutes buy everyone but the wing commander was able to finish their food after the fact.

jen on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:25 PM

so the owner of the company just walked by and told me to wake him up at 3:30. I dont think he was kidding... weird.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:29 PM

At least he didn't sit down with you at lunch and ask when we are going to Deja Vu. Man, I went to high school with his son. This is creepy.

douglas on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:55 PM

joe, your boss sounds like a real stand up guy, i like him

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:56 PM

creepy old guy

douglas on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:57 PM

creepy old guys are fun, and they always have good stories, i can't wait to be one one day

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:57 PM

YOu going out tomorrow e-doug?

douglas on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:00 PM

yeah, i haven't been given a choice, it's shannon's birthday and she's dragging me out, plus bmac's cpa thingy too, i'm gonna' go out tonight too, cuz i have a feeling i'll have to end up driving at some point tomorrow night

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:02 PM

we are more fun then her

Green Baron on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:02 PM

Which one of you assholes reported me to Bryan for cheating?

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:04 PM

me

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:04 PM

damnit douglas your turn

Green Baron on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:04 PM

I bet it was you Jay (Melkor), for me ratting you out.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:05 PM

I've just got a grudge against you and Risk so I figured what the hell log in and fuck you over

douglas on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:06 PM

yes! i've just conquered africa and i'm about to take over europe from the douchewad i'm playing against, cuz he's the douchewad, not me, cuz even though i play risk addictively online, i'm not a douchewad, just the people i play against, especially bryan

Green Baron on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:08 PM

I don't really care Joe, but when Risk finds out; you better watch out cause he's gonna be pissed.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:12 PM

you'll care when I take over madagascar and work my way through africa taking Congo into Europe an Asia yo! Watch out I'm coming from Greenland too

douglas on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:15 PM

but you'll never break through my middle east! i got WMD's bitch!

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:35 PM

my infantry will stomp all over you

Phil on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:43 PM

I got Japan's sending playstations. I'm taking Crescent Hill over before the end in my next turn and then we march into New Albany

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:44 PM

You will never make it through the J-ville Posse

Jay on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:44 PM

Issac, I have never played online risk in my life, EVER. And who or what the hell is Melkor?

Bigworm on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Melkor is a persons name....it is a reference from a Tolkien character. Gosh you make me look like a friggin' idiot!

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 3:58 PM

did you know that zeppelin wrote about Tolkein stuff?

Green Baron on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 4:14 PM

never mind, Melkor is Adrian, I asked Bryan.

Melkor:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melkor

Melkor is the master of Sauron, Sauron is Melkor's servant. Melkor is the true dark lord of middle earth.

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 4:21 PM

fuck this shit I'm taking my ball and going home. Big stupid doo doo heads.

douglas on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 4:24 PM

buttwipe

joe on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 4:24 PM

I know you are but what am I?

Brock on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 4:30 PM

Don't let mice you just gased sit around too long, they get really stiff and hard to chop up.

douglas on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 4:45 PM

haha, he said the mice are stiff

Dave on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 6:11 PM

Hey Phil you got Madden for 360 yet? I heard its in high def and looks great. I got the PS2 version, and with the new lead blocker control, I have been busting off some pretty big runs. I was never a big Reggie Bush fan, but I think they made him super human in this game like Vick. I have already had him run back a T.D. on a kickoff (95 yards) and a punt return for like 68 yards.

Marc on Friday, August 25, 2006 at 6:20 PM

Ok, Finally a new Robin Williams movie I want to see. He hasn't had a good one in a while. But this one looks pretty funny.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/unive...l/manoftheyear/

stew on Saturday, August 26, 2006 at 12:16 AM

Tomorrow I am going to the Chargers/Seahawks game. Actually, I think I will be at all the Chargers home games this season, so thats pretty cool.
Has anyone ever been to Tijuana? One of my buddies wants to go-mainly to see the donkey show-I'm not sure that I want to see the donkey show though. Ugh.

Brock on Saturday, August 26, 2006 at 12:37 AM

Does that movie suggest Jon Stewart should run in '08?

jen on Saturday, August 26, 2006 at 3:56 AM

I've been to Tijuana... not to a donkey show, but to a strip club for about thirty seconds where there was some hairy chick dancing to "total eclipse of the heart." Not recommended. You can get souvenirs for cheap though. From street vendors, not the strip club. Well I guess you could get them there, too, but I'd say they would probably require antibiotics. I thought military guys werent allowed down there though?

Jerome on Saturday, August 26, 2006 at 2:36 PM

What an asshole dad I am ... since I'm the assistant coach on the team, I suspended my own boy for one game ... for conduct detrimental ...

Brock on Sunday, August 27, 2006 at 12:45 PM

Just posting on Saturday to help my stats. Durp.

Its weird going to a bachelor party when you are the youngest at 27.

Phil on Sunday, August 27, 2006 at 9:46 PM

I think this is Craig Monroe, but I'm not too sure. Whoever the guy is, he got hit in the nuts with a baseball:
http://www.break.com/index/baseball_nut_shot.html

Btw, there is an article on Slate about Youtube (and sites like it) being just the internet's answer to America's Funniest Home Videos:
http://www.slate.com/id/2148214

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 8:20 AM

Jay...Those 2 friends of Sara's that you were talking to at Flanigans that you said you were being an ass to by talking about your boxers and your ass crack, b-mac and I ran into them on Saturday and you left quite the impression. On a good note for you they remembered you and were talking about you, but on a bad note it was because "he was creepy and scared us." However, they thought I was awesome for "cockblocking" you. Newest pickup move we need to work on, Jay go talk about star wars, his boxers and his ass crack and then someone else move in and apologize for Jay. I think it has potential.

Other news, my ex girlfriend Jen hunted down my cousin at a wedding. My cousin had no clue who she was but my cousin said she is joining a convent or something along those lines. I might have to call her brother to verify this. If true, I drove a chick to a life of celibacy.

Lastly, Laura (best first date ever) responded to Douglas' drunk dial and is headed back to louisville and colleen and her sister responded to his drunk dials saying quite calling.

Interesting weekend.

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 8:47 AM

and b-mac and I failed on our mission to find the hooter's girl who b-mac went on a couple dates with and her friends one who has big fake boobies and likes to flash them and referred to me as "talk, dark and handsome." We spotted them from a distance but were unable to find them in the long run.

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 8:58 AM

I've been trying the "apologize for my friends being creepy" move for quite some time. It's a good in, but eventually the fact remains that they are your friends and it ultimately screws you. Either their sober friend won't forget, or whatever you had to apologize for originally happens again and they quickly realize that any more time spent with you will continue to be creepy and scary and that's without knowing I'll end up stalking them via the internet.

Congrats on the convent. I usually just drive girls into getting married.

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 9:05 AM

I think if you had to rank it on a scale 1 being the funniest 3 not as funny but still funny:

1. Convent - A vow with god to never have sex again
2. Lesbian - never have sex with a guy again
3. Marriage - sex with only 1 person ever again

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 9:14 AM

oh, without a doubt driving a girl to a convent is pretty much untouchable without murder / suicide being involved.

What is crazier: actually joining a convent, or telling someone's family member that you plan on joining a convent in hopes that they'll "save" you from being saved once you realize you might lose them forever to a higher calling.

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 9:21 AM

I hope I don't get murdered

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 9:33 AM

hey, if a girl murders you, then at least someone out there likes you (in a non-server industry way). That's a big win in my book.

So what did big jay do that was creepy? Did he describe how good he felt to them? How did his ass crack become involved? Do I want to know?


I think I cut my nose shaving.

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Did I show them my ass crack? I remember showing them my underwear to them. I am creepy. "Marc, you're my best friend, and your're going to be the best man at my wedding. Do you know who the bride's gonna be? Ashley."

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 9:39 AM

ass crack never shown, boxers yes, but ass crack was spoken about

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 9:45 AM

That's good. I didn't think my crack was ever visible. I think Marc felt really uncomfortable sitting next to me.

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 10:04 AM

Jay - Big guy to big guy here is a handy invention that prevents ass crack from flashing. You should probably try one out.

http://www.thomasmichael.com.au/pro...261794_belt.jpg

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 10:06 AM

i want this http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...n.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Yeah that thing is freakin' huge.

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Adrian - you would have been proud, because I did this for you without actually telling Hack this is for you....I told him his bride is hot. That was neat.

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 10:13 AM

Yeah so Saturday was a pretty good day for me. Abby and I went to a wedding. Open bar! Do I need to say more?

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 10:13 AM

Oh yeah, and the reception was at Masterson's.........so the food was good too.

Jerome on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 10:34 AM

Flava Flav SMELLS somethin'!! This is the funniest shit I've seen in a MONTH!
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archi..._small_s_1.html

adrian on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 10:50 AM

His wife is definately hot.

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Wes, I have poked a lot of holes in my belt, and it still sags some. Plus I was really drunk and didn't give a shit. Joe, did you at least tell those girls I was just drunk and being stupid?

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:24 AM

I would like to wish a very happy birthday to Jack Black, 37.

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:27 AM

I told them you were drunk and had intent to act like an ass

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:28 AM

My favorite conversation of the night:

Jay: Jessica, you look great! Have you lost weight?
Jessica: Yeah, I have a thyroid condition. They have to nuke it
Jay: Well you look good! I've lost 25lbs and feel GREAT!

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:32 AM

I liked the Jay masturbation comment.

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:34 AM

which one? Masturbation jokes amongst our friends are like beaner jokes for carlos mencia. Everyone sees them coming.

HA HA COMING!

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:48 AM

Jay - Here is a crazy thought....buy a new one. One that fits you.

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:49 AM

And incase you haven't heard...J-Lo made the Giants.

Brock on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:49 AM

I'm getting this feeling that Wes is about 5 seconds away from signing Jay up for some makeover show.

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:56 AM

Wow. I forgot about Jessica. I am such an ass. I pretty sure I made sure she was okay, though. Hey, I could use new clothes. I don't know about a make over though, that's kind of gay.

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 12:01 PM

I just printed something out at my home computer, and the printer printed it out at about double speed. It was crazy.

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 12:12 PM

I jsut went to CVS and they have big league chew on sale for a quarter. JACKPOT!!

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 12:16 PM

Sweet, Joe. Here is an article I just pulled off fark.

http://arts.guardian.co.uk/news/sto...1859643,00.html

It is certainly a good solo, certainly not the best one though.

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 12:30 PM

It is crazy up here today. They're bringing the bodies from that plane crash to be autopsied, and they have all kinds of police blocking the visitors entrance and the loading dock. They also have some press here. It's very surreal.

adrian on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 1:01 PM

I don't understand why the bodies need to be autopsied. Oh wait...maybe a heart attack killed one of the victims and not the impact or the 1500 degree fire they were in. Stupid me.

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 1:32 PM

The only thing I can figure out is that they are required by law to perform them for wrongful death lawsuits. Phil, do you think Elizibeth would know about that?

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 1:33 PM

I think anytime the death is not of obvious natural causes an autopsy is required. At least that's what the coroner told me when they came for my grandma.

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 1:34 PM

"came for my grandma" sounds incredibly morbid.

douglas on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 1:53 PM

i know this is late, but me and nakajima perfected the act like an asshole to a girl and have ur buddy come up and save the chick from the asshole move. we planned it out beforehand numerous times, usually i was the asshole, mainly b/c it was more fun for me, but it usually worked pretty well.

douglas on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 1:55 PM

another fun jay moment from friday, he was hitting on this hot chick i went to high school with, even though i told him numerous times that she's married now. didn't seem to matter though, he just kept on trying. it was very cute, and almost brought a tear to my eye i was so proud. that was good times

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Douglas - way to be friend and keep supporting him with his endeavors.

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 2:08 PM

That was fun. There was also the chick I was talking to for ten minutes who told me I broke her brother's heart.

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 2:10 PM

Douglas, I have also witnessed you and nak put your hands together like a sports team before a big game and say rapers on 3....1,2,3 rapers

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 2:10 PM

Jay that was gay

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Dude, I was just going along with it to be an ass. But yeah, it was pretty gay.

douglas on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 2:18 PM

i am now officially tearing up thinking about the 'raper' days

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 2:19 PM

dom just did fucking 8 crackers in the saltine challenge. Joe, have you introduced this to lunch at Chase yet? We need to have a city wide contest.

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 2:23 PM

I'll try to get it started

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Make that a state wide contest.

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:22 PM

I can't believe I failed to video tape Douglas destroying those crackers. Tremendous mistake on my part.

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:24 PM

was he the one that crumbled them up and licked the table clean?

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:25 PM

well, I wouldn't say he crumbled them. He had some difficulty in opening the crackers up and they ended up smashed everywhere. So, like a true champ, he simply adjusted his strategy into making a big pile and then ate them like the kid in a Christmas Story going at the Meatloaf.

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:26 PM

Yesterday I was talking with Jen, and I referred to douglas as "Eric". She had no idea who I was talking about. It made my day.

douglas on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:28 PM

yeah, the crackers thing was fun

douglas on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:28 PM

i think my mom calls me eric, and that might be it

douglas on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:29 PM

i've talked to people before and said brian, and they had no idea i was talking about bmac

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:29 PM

I referred to him as Douglas to Shannon's parents yesterday at a family function, then I referred to him as E-Doug then because of the blank stares I started to call him Eric. I was also talking to Caelyn yesterday and referring to him as "your daddy." That was fun too.

Jay on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:30 PM

Nice.

douglas on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:30 PM

yeah, the parent of the year that i am, i take great joy in asking my daughter, 'who's your daddy?' i can't wait to see you all in hell, we'll have a great party there

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:31 PM

My mom and I tried to get your daughter to bring you home a pocket full of rocks for you.

douglas on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:33 PM

that woulda been great, even better really b/c she was going home w/ shannon's parents, and not me

joe on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Baseball manager Lou Piniella is 63.
Actor Daniel Stern is 49.
Country singer Shania Twain is 41
Actor Jason Priestley is 37.
Country singer LeAnn Rimes is 24.

Phil on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Heisman Odds courtesy of DJ Gallo
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ge=gallo/060828

My favorite (and I'm a bit biased):
5. Michael Bush, RB, Louisville
He has the last name and athleticism of Reggie Bush, and the size of LenDale White. In fact, if you gave Michael Bush a box of Krispy Kremes and his parents a house, you'd have a perfect combination of the two former USC stars.

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 4:51 PM

See this guy is just a freak. He should be flogged for just admitting to something he didn't do.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14553130/?GT1=8404

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 4:53 PM

That picture of Jeff Samardzija is horrible. In fact, he/she might just be related to It, who shows up at trivia every now and then.

Brock on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 9:56 PM

One last call, there is an extra room booked in Bardstown for the bike tour. If you would like to do the 50-mile a day trip down and party in Bardstown, let me know ASAP. Otherwise, we'll cancel the extra room.

Bigworm on Monday, August 28, 2006 at 11:44 PM

Brock - are you also riding back to Louisville or is someone picking you up in Bardstown?

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 7:45 AM

when is the ride again?

Brock on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Ride down to Bardstown on Saturday, stay that night, ride back to Sunday. I know it starts at Sawyer Park, but I don't know the route. I just know its between 50-55 miles each way with stops every 10 miles.

Brock on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 9:39 AM

Details and dates here:
http://www.okht.org/register.html

Jay on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 9:47 AM

I don't think I'm going to be able to make it. Thanks though, Brock.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 9:55 AM

If I do it I will have someone pick me up and bring me home that day. I won't stay. I might be going to a reds game the 9th with free decent tickets. If I don't get the tickets I might just show up and ride and come home.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:02 AM

Time to start the grills for football season.

And in honor of that, here is a grill tribute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jds4yG2ksFE

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:03 AM

And our favorite cowgirl can be found in that tribute.

Jay on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Graham Ellis called me yesterday, and wants me to teach a couple night classes over at bellarmine in the spring semester. So I'll be back on Bellarmine's campus. Sweet. You'll have to come and see me, Marc.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Jay - what are you teaching at Bellarmine?

Jay on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:43 AM

The non majors chemistry class and 2 sections of lab for it. That means I will actually have to prepare lectures.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Not quite a liger, but definately known for his magic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KrdBUFeFtY

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:53 AM

Extra money....chaching!

Jay on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Yeah, it will be a couple extra thousand.

adrian on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:58 AM

I can't wait to hear what the press says after Notre Dame gets ram rodded the first two games of their season.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 11:59 AM

What does GT have besides Calvin Johnson at WR and your just a Penn State homer

adrian on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:01 PM

Yeah i know Joe. Just fucking around. But Notre Dame will lose to Penn State. That I guarantee.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:02 PM

Do you know how incredibly awesome this would be, although I would never try it.

http://www.break.com/movies/basejumpfly.html

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:03 PM

who is replacing Penn State's QB? Please don't say Morelli.

adrian on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Brian Brohm!

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:05 PM

He has some experience, morelli ain't got shit

adrian on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:07 PM

I just don't want to hear people bitching and moaning when Penn State goes into South Bend and Ends Notre Dame's championship run the second game of the season.

adrian on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Damn i can't wait for Football to start.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:09 PM

So is Morellie starting this year?

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:12 PM

I like how this year there is no clear cut favorites. Hell, a couple experts had the BCS championship game WVU vs. CAL and things like that. OSU and ND are up there. One guy had Miami making a run.

adrian on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:12 PM

I would assume so unless Paterno has some fucked up agenda and not telling people until the start of the season.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:14 PM

Well if Notre Dame loses it is better to lose early than late.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:15 PM

Schedule favors both WVU and UofL in my opinion. I saw somewhere that ND was like 5:1 odds to win the championship UofL had 7:1 and WVU had 8:1

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:24 PM

No trivia for me tonight. I am going to go home and ride my bike instead.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:26 PM

how many miles you got in you today?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:26 PM

None so far. I had an appointment at 9:00 this morning. So I will probably just do 10-15 tonight, depending on the weather.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:33 PM

Jerome, get Jeff George to help you install the run and shoot in your flag football teams offense

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/...ally-197242.php

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:37 PM

Joe - you riding tonight?

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:39 PM

Chris and I will do something probably. If Chris doesn't I might run.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 12:40 PM

I'll probably leave my house ride by Chris' grab him and head out through the park to the scenic loop around that and back.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Does chris have a bike?

jen on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Yay! after almost a month of employment, I think I'm getting a computer at work today!

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 1:31 PM

Congratulations Jen.

Jay on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 1:38 PM

Well done, Jen. However, they might actually expect you to do work, now.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 1:50 PM

I finally got Chris to get one last week. Running is a lot harder then riding.

jen on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:11 PM

I'd like to thank Baby Jesus for the PC I am about to receive...

Phil on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:22 PM

I'm a bit disturbed that Amazon.com felt I would like to know that this movie will be available on Jan 30th so they sent me an e-mail:
http://www.amazon.com/Gymkata/dp/B0...title_1?ie=UTF8

But I'm glad they did

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:22 PM

Running is to hard on my knees. But then again, I never really had a good pair of running shoes to actually try to run in. I usually get shin splints and those little bastards hurt.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:28 PM

With running all you can do is run. At least on a bike you can take it off some wicked jumps.

Brock on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:29 PM

Joe makes an excellent point. You can even go Back to the Future style and drag off cars.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Hell yeah. You can get like 3 feet of air.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Should I put a batting cage, putt putt course, basketball court or dirt bike track in my backyard?

Phil on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Basketball Court is standard, but a putt putt course would be LEGENDARY

douglas on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:53 PM

i vote for the basketball court if you man up and buy a trampoline with it

Phil on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:54 PM

actually, you have a drive way. Basketball goals go over garages. That's like in the bible, in uh, Paul's letters to the Vancover Grizzlies 23:44.

douglas on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:54 PM

u really don't even need the asphalt, just the goal and the trampoline, more of a slamball court really, at least the grass might not hurt as much when we get tossed off

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 2:57 PM

Trampolines can raise homeowners insurance

Marc on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:00 PM

I still liked Phil answers for the final question at trivia last night. "Give me the first name of these Hogwarts professors from the Harry Potter series."

Who knew Merle Haggrid and Tits McGonagul could be wrong.

douglas on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:01 PM

what your insurance company doesn't know won't hurt them, or your wallet.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:09 PM

like how much we drink?

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Basketball court would be nice, and leave the trampoline out.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:16 PM

Looks like ex-UK player Eric Daniels joined some ex-UofL players (guessing gaines and dean) in the Italian League. I think they play on the same team.

Brock on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:16 PM

You could just do adjustable gorrilla goals, would have the same effect as a trampoline game without the threat of a cracked skull... well maybe not, but it would be cool.

douglas on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:25 PM

if u got an adjustable goal, we could do drunk dunk contests, which could be as fun as slamball

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:29 PM

A scaled down basketball court with 2 gorilla goals for a miniature full court game

douglas on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:30 PM

and just for wade, if we got the adjustable goals, we could hire midgets and have them do a dunking contest

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:32 PM

Fantastic idea fellas. I really like where you guys are taking this.

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:35 PM

guy at work just recommended ideas from american gladiators or midget slamball

Jay on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:48 PM

As long as there is room for a tent, it is all good.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Joe - are you and Chris running or riding today?

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 3:56 PM

I haven't talked to him yet but probably riding

joe on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 4:01 PM

yes riding

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 4:46 PM

What time are you guys going? Are you doing trails or just road?

Phil on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 5:22 PM

ha, I submitted the Gymkata DVD on Amazon.com to Fark and it got accepted. I rule.
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=2258969

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 5:25 PM

Joe - give me a call...i'll go riding if I have time.

Brent on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 6:18 PM

I like this quote on Fark about Gymkata:

2006-08-29 05:22:02 PM kibby

I study Gymkata I got into a fight once and luckily there was a pummel horse in the middle of the alley. After I kicked some ass doing my routine another group came at me near the high bar. Needless to day they saw chalk flying left and right.

Bigworm on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 10:02 PM

Brock - what hotel are the rooms in?

Brent on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 10:29 PM

I think its called "California."

Jay on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 10:37 PM

You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave

jen on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 8:28 AM

that just sounds creepy....

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 8:33 AM

Yeah he's a pervert, Dude. he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Jay on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 9:49 AM

The royal we, man!

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Thank you I was starting to believe no one knew where I was going with that and I scared everyone away

Jay on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 9:59 AM

No problem. That was the first time I had checked the site today.

Jay on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 10:00 AM

I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Matt Taul, 28, of Tantric

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Does anyone have ESPNU?

adrian on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Speaking of ESPN, will there ever be a day this college football season on the college football home page, there will not be an article on Notre Dame. Today for instance, the home page has three different links on Notre Dame.

Phil on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 10:17 AM

I get ESPNU. Did you get a letter from Insight, Joe? I forgot to check my mail but apparently ESPN2HD will be added "later this year."

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 10:19 AM

MTVHD, ESPN2HD and TBSHD (I think) are being added.

I was curious about the Miami FSU game and this ESPN full circle thing on monday. Colin cowherd is doing the game on ESPNU and he said he is simply doing his talk show over the game and not really commentating it.

Phil on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Did they give a time frame? It'll be gay if the football season is over before they implement it. I had last heard that all the HD stuff was going to be added in June (for the world cup), but that obviously didn't happen. And I bet it is TNTHD. I hope so at least because they broadcast their NBA games in HD.

I watched the Full Circle stuff two years ago for the FSU vs Miami game. It was really pretty cool. The basketball one with the cameron crazies I could have done without, but when they were in the production booth and stuff it was kinda cute.

I just wish they had one where you could see the whole field and they had no commentators. That would make me happy

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 11:13 AM

Five Fast Facts About The Giants:
-Newly acquired linebacker Lavar Arrington took nine days to find Giants headquarters because of his steadfast refusal to MapQuest directions.
-Quarterback Eli Manning's father still cuts his food for him.
-Right guard Chris Snee is the father of coach Tom Coughlin's grandson. Coughlin gave his daughter seven months to gestate the child to full term.
-Backup quarterback Tim Hasselbeck is married to one of those retarded slutbags on "The View".
-Fourth-string quarterback Jared Lorenzen washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Jay on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 11:26 AM

It took me until the third one to realize those were jokes. I'm an idiot.

Brock on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Wes, here's your info. Let me know if you want it. Its about 2-3 miles from the square, but apparently they shuttling people around. All the bikes are kept in a school gymnasium overnight. We are staying in one of the hotels right on the square I think.


Days Inn: 1875 New Haven Road 502.348.9253 or 1.866-348-6900: $69 booked; non-smoking 2 double bed

Jay on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 12:28 PM

The site is really dead today

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 12:37 PM

i concur

Brock on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Shutup then.

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 12:44 PM

screw you ass wipe

Jerome on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 12:56 PM

Perhaps the greatest sports prediction ever -- In regard to Tiger Woods' future performance in the Senior Golf circuit:

"He's going to obliterate the Senior Tour and leave everyone in his catheter-strewn wake."

Thank you, Sports Guy. Thank you ... so much.

douglas on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 1:06 PM

it is tnt hd being added, along with mtv and espn2 hd by the way

douglas on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 1:40 PM

u guys suck today

Wing Commander on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 1:57 PM

I think a vagrant used this site as a toilet.

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 1:58 PM

You know what would make this site better, Douglas getting a job

douglas on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 2:00 PM

blow me, i'll have a job by week's end

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Who wants to make the joke about Wade's comment and the floor of Phil's bathroom?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 2:01 PM

Yeah I get ESPNU and I was really excited when I opened up my insight letter.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 2:02 PM

Brock - Yeah I will take that room.

Question - do they have bike racks for all the bikes or what? My bike doesn't have a kickstand.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Brock - what hotel are you guys staying in.....perhaps I will just book one there if I can.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 2:05 PM

Brock - let me try to get a room in the other hotel first before i take that one.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 2:29 PM

Crazy.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WEATHER/08/...c.ap/index.html

Brock on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 2:54 PM

We are staying at the Bardstown Inn I believe. Sharing a room with Katie. They were all booked over a month ago, so I doubt there is anything available. The only reason we had the Days Inn room is b/c the others were booked.

joe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 3:32 PM

no whammy no whammy no whammy stop

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/...-now-197649.php

Jay on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 3:43 PM

Hey, wing commander, are you ever going to grace us with your presence again?

Jay on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 3:43 PM

In real life, I mean?

douglas on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 3:48 PM

at least it's not paris hilton's

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 4:41 PM

Brock - you can cancel that room. I made my own reservations.

I am staying at:
Best Western General Nelson
411 W. Stephon Foster Ave

The attendant I chatted with said they have a lot of activities that weekend about 3 blocks from the hotel....so jackpot baby.

douglas on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 4:54 PM

Activities? What, are you going to a nursing home or something?

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 5:09 PM

Yeah that's it. Going to a nursing home. Or maybe drinking bourbon, having fun. Who knows. All I know is, it is going to be a fun time. And I'll get my ass kicked on the bike as well.

Brock on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 5:15 PM

Buffalo Trace is sponsering a tent, so I'm psyched!

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 5:18 PM

Actually scratch that. I am staying at:

Bardstown Parkview Motel
418 E. Stephon Foster

Brock are you guys staying at:
Old Bardstown Inn
510 E. Stephon Foster

I have 2 rooms booked....I booked this one as well because it is like a tenth of a mile from the Old Bardstown Inn if that is where you are staying at.

And besides, anytime you go to a happening town like Bardstown, KY...you have to stay in a motel.

Also, if anyone wants to do this ride. It looks like a $50 sign-up fee on the day of the ride, and I have a 2 room effeciency room and each room has a queen size bed....if anyone else is interested in doing the ride.

Brock on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 5:24 PM

I'm about 99% sure its the Old Bardstown Inn. Michelle is organizing all this because I'm lazy and I'm supposed to be working on my dissertation. I know at one point she had a room at the B&B in one of the pubs.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 5:27 PM

Well ask her or have her post where you guys are staying at because I'd atleast like to stay remotely close to you guys.

Brock on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 5:32 PM

Its the Bardstown Inn.

Brent on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 6:33 PM

Now this is my kind of research...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006083...itainhealthhair

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 11:27 PM

I think if I were a single guy....this is where I would live at. And then I'd buy me a sail boat.

http://www.riverparkplace.net/

New development going in on River Road.

Phil on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 11:43 PM

holy fuck, to get a condo that is 150 sq ft less than what I have I would have had to drop $300,000 more than what I paid for mine.

That's a very nice website though.

Phil on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 11:52 PM

wait, I can get one that overlooks river road with the same size for the low, low price of $259,000.

Those ones in the towers with the patio overlooking the river...talk about panty dropping. Now all I need is 1.5 million dollars.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 11:59 PM

Yeah, but the location of being right on the river cannot be beat.

Bigworm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 11:59 PM

They have lofts (exposed duct work and concrete walls and all) that start at $139K but that is for like 600 square feet.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:10 AM

That is kind of the same reasoning why Abby and I moved out here. We both really love the Highlands area, however, for the price we have a much bigger and new house out here, plus the appreciation factor is greater out here. Also, with the fiasco we went through when building the first house (the one that was being built on a sinkhole) we just figured we might as well buy a house that we can grow into so we don't run into this problem again.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:16 AM

Of course these condos/lofts are all finished very very very nicely. 9 feet ceilings at a minimum, granite counters, solid maple wood cabinetry, probably stuff like tiffany light fixtures, etc.....

stew on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:44 AM

I thought this was pretty awsome...then again, maybe it's just the Top Gun music.
http://www.break.com/index/the_ultimate_race.html

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 8:40 AM

This never gets old

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zge1QUGx-4

Brock on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Do you think that the development down there will ever be done? I don't know if there are that many people in the Louisville area willing to move away from the outer suburbs into downtown like that.

Michelle and I rode our bikes over there about a week or so ago and it looks like people have been using that place as body dumping ground. Its real shady now that the marina is closed and I swear the river rats were 3 feet long.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 9:56 AM

So we all know the infamous Tucker Max right.

Scroll down to Rating my Neighbors.

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/

The guy who does Kentucky Sports Radio has a blog and use to live next to him. Maybe Tucker is just a better writer and gives himself way too much credit. Either, I enjoy reading his stories.

"Law School Year 1 — Moved to Duke Law School and lived in the building next to internet legend Tucker Max. If you dont know of Tucker Max go to TuckerMax.com. If you do know him, then yes, he was just as he seems on the site. However I did find him a bit underwhelming in person and not quite up to the hype. Sort of the Marvin Stone of neighbors. GRADE C+"

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Um....well I know they had a pre-sell where they took deposits in June or so and they already have deposits for 65 units. Most of which are Luxury condos all of the $1.5M bad boys are spoken for, so they had better get them done. On their site, a local doctor reserved 3 units. Two $500K units that he plans to combine into one large luxury condo and another unit that he plans to use for investment property.

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Is there a way out if it rains?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 10:15 AM

According to the FAQs on the site.

Q: Will my building flood?
A: No, all buildings will be built beyond the 100 yr old flood plain.

Q: Will the parking flood?
A: Some of the parking will be located in the 10-12 yr flood area. Residents will be notified in ample time with arrangements made and shuttle service provided.

Jay on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 10:32 AM

Comment # 1000. Whoo-hoo!

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 11:01 AM

I recruited 2 more people for fantasy football, Chris and Scroggin both said they were going to join. I'd say that 10 people is better then 8 spread out some talent. Now if only we can get Chris to pay attention to it a little.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:12 PM

Douglas - how is the job searching going? Did you take that one job offer (who was that with) or are you holding out?

douglas on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:20 PM

wes, your timing is perfect, i just got back from wells fargo where i signed the contract, daddy's got a job now, drinks this weekend

douglas on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:23 PM

there's so many condos going up downtown that I don't see how there can be too many more built right away, the supply is quickly outgrowing the demand. The idea is to get single people out there, but there aren't too many single people who can afford a $260K condo that would be interested in living downtown. And a lot of the condos downtown, I'm not necessarily saying the River Park Place ones, but a lot of them, are quite small, much smaller than what I got, for a lot more money. I got a very large condo for $122K in Okolona in a brand new development, with a lot more development on the way, which I think is a lot more for my money than living downtown for double that money in a much smaller place that's not as nice.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:30 PM

Douglas - you got on at Wells Fargo.....are you doing home mortgages or something else?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Douglas - yeah you definately get more for your money the farther out you live. That is why Abby and I live in Tinseltown area.

douglas on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:33 PM

i'm doing all financial services, including home loans, car loans (which are very good if anyone needs to finance or refinance a car loan), credit cards, lines of credit, cash on demand, etc. Plus I get a base salary, which is new to me, plus good commission tiers, plus a nice little raise after 9 months, and another a year later when I would ideally become a branch manager. When you become a branch manager, that's some pretty serious money

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Yeah I am sure. Our home mortgage is through Wells Fargo. I believe his name is Shane Gillam...something like that. He is in the Kadence Towers where Ruth's Chris is located.

jen on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:36 PM

congratulations, douglas.

douglas on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:37 PM

most of the home loans I'd be doing are subprime borrowers that need cash out, but it's totally different from what i'm used to. whereas I used to have to charge fees to make money, both up front and on the back end thru the rate, i won't have to charge any fees at all anymore, or upsell the rate, it's based on volume, so essentially there are no closing costs, just the cost of appraisal and title, so it's very competitive.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:40 PM

So how did trivia go on Tuesday?

douglas on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:41 PM

one thing i'm going to miss about not being unemployed anymore is my rediscovery of my love for jerry springer. i love this fucking show

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:42 PM

Nice one. Have any of your neighbors been on?

douglas on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:44 PM

haha, no, i haven't really met too many of my neighbors yet, but i don't think any of them have repped okolona on there yet

Jay on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:50 PM

Way to not be a drain anymore, douglas.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 12:54 PM

NFL's most feared players.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...content.10.html

And yes the give love to some special teams.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 1:00 PM

So do you think the guy still finished.

http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?S=5350161

Isle seat please!

douglas on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 1:04 PM

he better have, cuz the only time he's gonna' finish now is with some big guy named bubba

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 1:07 PM

I can always count on Douglas to comment on my wicked thoughts.

douglas on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 1:15 PM

it's funny you say that, b/c I thought the exact same thing when I read that

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 1:20 PM

I think he finished a few times in the two days before he dumped the body by the creek

douglas on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 1:38 PM

that's funny right there, I don't care who you are

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 1:39 PM

Not again, I'm gonna be a virigin forever, or am I?

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 1:42 PM

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/comp...-you-197842.php

Pauls bachelor party before the DUI

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 2:03 PM

That's great stuff Joe.

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 2:39 PM

Nan desu ka! - Phil?
Cuban's - Dino
Wrecking Crew - Chris
The Porkchop Express - Brent?
Douggies - Douglas
The man the legend - me
SeparateKickerBalls - Jerome?
Adrian's a bitch - Church
Dangerous Icemen - Brock

Scroggin is signing up to make 10

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 2:42 PM

Nan desu ka! - Phil
Cuban's - Dino
Wrecking Crew - Chris
The Porkchop Express - Green BAron
Douggies - Douglas
The man the legend - me
SeparateKickerBalls - Jerome
Adrian's a bitch - Church
Dangerous Icemen - Brock

Is this right?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Shit when is Fantasy Football?

I'll sign up if you still can.

Is anyone watching college football anywhere tonight?

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:01 PM

League ID#: 448418
League Name: Natty Sci Fake Football
Password: crazedbuffalo
Draft Type: Live Draft
Draft Time: Sun Sep 3 2:30pm EDT

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:03 PM

yahoo?

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:05 PM

fantasysports.yahoo.com

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Thanks Joe - I signed up.

Mean Machine - Wes

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:14 PM

scroggin makes 11 who wants to be 12?

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:21 PM

Shane Boyd update.

http://www.wkyt.com/Global/story.asp?S=4932852

Jay on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:42 PM

I'll be 12. I'll sign up when I get home.

Jay on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:45 PM

This guy's name is Ching Cheong? For real? Did his parents watch too many shows from the 70's or something?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiap...rial/index.html

Phil on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:50 PM

holy crap, with 12 people JP Losman might actually get drafted.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Snakes on JP Losman.

joe on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 3:55 PM

I never recruited so much for fantasy sports.

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Man this site is going down the shitter.

Church on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 4:24 PM

I am going to pick Losman and back him up with Jeff George

Jay on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 4:28 PM

Nan desu ka! - Phil
Cuban's - Dino
Wrecking Crew - Chris
The Porkchop Express - Green BAron
Douggies - Douglas
The man the legend - Joe
SeparateKickerBalls - Jerome
Adrian's a bitch - Church
Dangerous Icemen - Brock
Juggernaut's Bitches - me

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 4:50 PM

Preseason Bottom 10.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/previ...tory?id=2564578

I expect UK to get off that Honorable Mention list after we beat UofL on Sunday.

Wing Commander on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 5:25 PM

Jay, to answer your question about gracing you with my presence, the answer is yes...But let's be honest for a minute. We all know two things are true in life...1.) Tits and ass are quite nice, and when combined with a sparkling personality and wonderful looks, the Wing Commander is all over that like white on rice. 2.) The weather has been relatively nice this Summer, and the Wing Commander has been out playing some rec sports, captaining the Mobile Command Center, and riding the bike. I am not saying you guys are my cold-weather drinking buddies, no wait, in a way I am.

However, my deepest concern has been Phil and the lack of alcohol consumption on his part. While I respect his decision to abstain, I do not necessarily agree with it, and given both the influential and persuasive nature of my personality, and the fact that I often was responsible for participating in the financial support of Phil's drinking, or as he calls it "the affliction and my addiction", I have elected to give our young fledgling the space he needs to find his way back to the bottle on his own.

Oh yeah, and I got a sweet ass girl. And I think I am narcoleptic.

If you have the time, I'll buy the beer tho....

Brent on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 5:31 PM

I'll be 12

Brent on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 5:35 PM

Sorry Jay, I just read that you wanted to sign up before me...Joe, go ahead and delete me and add Jay if you need to...

Jay on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 5:39 PM

I have already signed up. Thank you though, Brent.

Jay on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 5:40 PM

Commander, a simple no would have done.

Wing Commander on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 5:43 PM

Jay, I had a lot of pent up words to use, much like your dick has felt for the last few years, no wait...let's just leave it at that. Do I hear a wicked burn???? Sizzle Sizzle Bitch

Bigworm on Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 9:40 PM

Stick a fork in him....he's done.

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 1:13 AM

i only caught the last three sets, but that Agassi match was pretty damn spiffy

Jay on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 7:12 AM

Whatever. Today, I am officially a Chemist II. Sweet!

jen on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 7:41 AM

way to go Jay

adrian on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 7:53 AM

Is Chemist III next or does it have a different title? Anyways good job Xota....you retarded prick. Just kidding but you are the biggest piece of shit in here and I hope you burn in hell. (THat is one of my favorite movie quotes)

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 9:08 AM

do the bitches come with this promotion? I know Commercial Credit Specialist II is a panty dropper.

Jay on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Chemist III will be in about 2-3 years. There is a new girl that started in my old position.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 9:37 AM

new stagger victim?

adrian on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 9:44 AM

Maybe she will hold your beaker...maybe

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:05 AM

Jerome - I know you are a big fan of the cowbell. Did you watch the USC at MSU game last night on ESPN. The crowd uses cowbells as their noisemakers....fantastic.

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Oh yeah...and TEAM USA chokes again. Way to go Coach K.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Can someone tell me the roots of these phrases?

"2 retarded monkeys fucking a doorknob"

"chester the molester"

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:10 AM

2 retards fucking a doorknob is from dodgeball, and according to the internet chester the molester was a comic in hustler magazine.

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Rob Gidel's 5 keys to UofL victory. Personally I like #4.

5) Pound the football EARLY: Nothing would be more demoralizing to Kentucky than a long first series drive that results in points through the run-game. Louisville’s receiving core gives even experienced secondaries fits, so thinking that the Wildcats will be able to stop Petrino’s air-attack is like thinking Paris Hilton will eat tomorrow. Kentucky feels its front four can get to the quarterback against a Cardinal offensive line that’s not nearly as good as last year’s version. By pounding the ball early, it forces UK to take chances with blitzing schemes, which leaves its young secondary out to dry - something the staff doesn’t want to be forced to do. Give the ball to Bush and let him bring the linebackers up. From there, the game is put into the hands of a UK secondary that is very green and will be nervous. Check mate?

4) Take little chances: As any coach will tell you, you never leave bad teams hanging around. It’s like the ugly guy at the bar who waits it out. Eventually, he takes a few home. Are the Wildcats a bad team? No, but if you can find them ranked in anyone’s top 25 polls, be sure to let me know. The Cards are and should keep it simple when they go to the air and continually emphasize ball control. Let the game be decided by talent and depth, not good fortune. Keep Kentucky’s playmakers off the field and let the Wildcats defense beat you.

3) Let Woodson decide Kentucky’s fate: Mark it down cause odds are you’ll see it again. Kentucky opponents will force UK to beat them through the air and not the ground this season, meaning Tony Dixon and Rafael Little will mean far less to the game’s final score. The Cardinals won’t need to stack the box, but their linebackers should be given the green light at least every other down. Until Kentucky proves to the Cardinals - and anyone else for that matter - that they can throw the football downfield, assume they cannot. UK countering with dumps will result in minimal results thanks to a linebacking core that is as fast as any in the country.

2) Keep Brohm in the shotgun: Regardless of how the knee has been feeling, Louisville does not need to take chances in Brian Brohm’s first ‘live’ game action; especially with Miami (Fla.) coming to town in two weekends. By keeping Brohm in the shotgun, you give the talented gunslinger less responsibility on his feet.

1) Lenscrafting (Stay Focused): Let’s be honest, UofL has bigger fish to fry than Kentucky. A BCS bid, a top ten ranking, arguably the biggest game in school history less than two weeks away, a possible Heisman candidacy showcase on national television and even a chance at a national title shot should they go undefeated. Louisville does not need a poor performance, much less a defeat in game number one. Yes, UK is not a football powerhouse, but in the grand scheme of things they still have a legitamate shot at a bowl game in 2006, meaning this game could help a championship resume more than one would think. A three-touchdown victory over an SEC bowl representative looks a lot more impressive come December, especially if the ‘Cards are fighting for respect. Far fetched? Possibly. But why chance it?

Great teams don’t let inferior teams (3-8 Kentucky, for examples) hang around. If the Cards want respect, they need to prove it … step by step. That first step is Sunday.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:16 AM

they need a first series like the UC-UL game a couple years ago. Opening kickoff touchback. first carry eric shelton rumbles 80 yards. Good night game over drive home safely. Just replace UC with UK and Shelton with Bush.

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:17 AM

UK has a new walk on for their basketball team.

6'8" 250 pounds....and yes he looks like Kurt Rambis. Check out those goggles. The best part about this is lots of guys on the message boards are already bashing this kid. They just don't get it. We get a 6'8" 250 pound space eater with garbage game for free. Is he going to be a super star....probably not...but I also can't look into the future to see what the new S&C coach can do for this kid.

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=872

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:17 AM

Can Bush run for 80 yards without a doughnut break?

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Colin Cowherd just summed up the USA loss nicely:

My wife will never look like Angelina Jolie, I will never look like Brad Pitt, My daughter will never go to a 4 year college (she is six and I already lost hope in her), and the US will never dominate international basketball. As we become more superior as a country our bullseye gets bigger and we care less. Greece is still celebrating and this has no affect on us as a country.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:20 AM

i thought bush was faster then shelton

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:21 AM

Fantastic find Joe. I am still laughing over the realization that he has already given up on his daughter.

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:26 AM

And the astronomers are trying to fight back the coup.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006090...to_060901122521

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Bush is a great athlete no doubt......and probably faster and stronger than Shelton.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:28 AM

who is easier to out run UC or UK?

Jay on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:29 AM

I'm going to say UK, because UC players have to learn to dodge bullets.

Brock on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:31 AM

So wouldn't that make them faster? Bullets are a lot faster than chasing down cows.

Jerome on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Holy Shit! PEACHES!!
This dude is afraid of peaches ...

http://view.break.com/148615

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Brock - no because the UC players have to zigzag. If not, then they get shot and thus become slower.

adrian on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 11:15 AM

Better yet, A UC player can't really move in a 10 X 10 cell.

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 11:19 AM

Good one.

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 11:21 AM

new sports guy:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/060901

watch out, he recommends Amazon Prime which has resulted in a huge pile of boxes in front of my office. I get a new book once a week and earlier this week I ordered 144 kashi go lean granola bars. Free 2 day shipping is the devil.

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 11:23 AM

for example, i just bought "how soccer explains the world." With one click shopping and prime it is waaaaaay to easy to buy books. This is the third book I've bought this week.

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 12:09 PM

MILLIONS OF PEACHES.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 12:34 PM

I just wrote a Sport's Guy running diary of our interoffice fantasy draft. We need a Natty SCi live draft not on the internet.

douglas on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 12:41 PM

i don't know if any of you have seen 'the wire' yet, that show sports guy was talking about on HBO, but it really is the best show on TV, hands down. What SG was talking about, how he was banging out 3 episodes a night from on demand, that's exactly what i did. i watched season 1 in literally about 3 days, same with seasons 2 and 3. Season 4 starts next week i believe

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 12:43 PM

i've moved The Wire up in my Netflix queue after that article.

douglas on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 12:48 PM

it's extremely addicting, Scroggin told me about it a couple months ago and he told me exactly what I just said, that he was watching 3/4 episodes at a time and I had to check it out. I'd never even heard of it before then, but it seems to be getting more recognition now. It's pretty good b/c it follows basically every facet of the drug world, from the kingpins to the middlemen to the runners, from foot patrol cops and the police chief, and even political corruption, and how everybody is connected one way or another. the thing is the writers used to be baltimore cops, so a lot of the stories/characters are based on true life, and a lot of the bad guys that you've never seen before are ex-cons that these cops busted and became friends with. apparently a lot of higher-ups in baltimore do not like the show at all b/c it hits too close to home

Jay on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 12:48 PM

We just had to wait an hour to get our food at Penn station. I had to use some leave time to do it. Bastards.

jen on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 1:17 PM

you must have really wanted that Penn Station... I think I would have left...

douglas on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 1:18 PM

if anybody wants to leave work, me and bmac are playing golf at 2:30 at crescent hill

douglas on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 1:22 PM

anybody see axl rose last night on the VMA's? He's getting old

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 1:24 PM

todo for GBITT 2007: Drinko board

Basically it's the plinko board, but at the bottom there are things listed like "Chug a beer" "shot of jager" or maybe "Tuscan Mule"

How hard would that be to make?

douglas on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 1:27 PM

couldn't be too hard, good idea

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 1:54 PM

BRILLIANT

Brock on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 1:54 PM

I second the BRILLIANT!

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Drinko Board.

Brilliant!!!!!!

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:00 PM

paul shirley's last diary: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/colum...mp;lid=tab6pos2

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:03 PM

vertical board, box of nails and a baseball?

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:04 PM

i wish I could take credit for the idea, but it's been around for quite some time. I think the first time I ran across it was sometime in high school. I went to find an example board and I was kinda surprised to see Target carrying a tiny Drinko board: http://www.target.com/gp/detail.htm...asin=B000EOZOK8

I can't find any good pics of a drinko board. But doing a google image search on drinko results in some pictures of attractive party whores.

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:14 PM

I think all you really need is some wood, nails, a baseball and some fiberglass to make a decent board

Brock on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:42 PM

You might be better off using wooden dowel rods and just cutting them into 3 inch pieces. Nailing all the nails evenly would be a pain in the ass. You could just cut all the dowels evenly, drill holes just slightly larger than the dowel and stick them in. With a little glue on the top of each dowel, you could attach your plexiglass cover. Bingo! Plastic discs shouldn't be hard to come by either. Just use plastic coasters.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:44 PM

I think you just volunteered your services

Brock on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Buy me the materials, and I'll build it.

Jay on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Is anyone planning on going out tonight?

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Douglas, B-Mac, Scroggin maybe, and me

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:54 PM

I'm up for going out tonight as long as it isn't 4th street

Jay on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Sweet. That sounds like a party.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 2:59 PM

I had my 4th street fill for the month

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 3:01 PM

My office is dead. There 2 people on my team that are still here. Our office printer has entered sleep mode.

adrian on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Give me a call...I might go out

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 3:06 PM

My phone still works....I think. Try calling it.

Jay on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 3:13 PM

I thought you were doing that bike ride this weekend, Wes.

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 3:16 PM

That's next weekend. September 9th and 10th.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 3:18 PM

EB Games is awesome. I just played some Madden

adrian on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 3:27 PM

You mean you just played with madden...ha ha

Jay on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 3:32 PM

Nevermind. I'll give you a call.

adrian on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 3:44 PM

Nevermind. I'll give you a call...DURP! (I am really freaking bored)

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 4:00 PM

Brock - so are you going to make a Drinko board?

Good suggestion substituting the wood dow rods for nails.

Brock on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 4:14 PM

I won't be making anything between now and next Wednesday. I have to at least make an attempt to prepare for my dissertation committee meeting that day.

jen on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 4:17 PM

I like how in the target link for the drinko board they give you the option to add it to your baby registry. I didnt think you were supposed to do shots when you're preggo.

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Jen - Adrian turned out okay.....scratch that don't drink when you are pregnant.

joe on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 4:22 PM

You beat me to a joke along those lines...ASS!!

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 4:26 PM

Sorry it was just too tempting.......and as retarded as my brother is....he makes an easy target.

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 4:32 PM

Hey UofL fans - I heard that Derrick Character (recruiting gem of the 2006 class) isn't making the Canadian trip because he might have bad grades.....any truth to this?

Bigworm on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 4:41 PM

Joe - after you decide to remove the couch from the kitchen (God knows it should stay after the trouble we had getting it in there) here is an idea.

http://www.break.com/index/couch_skiing.html

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 5:17 PM

around lunch time people were saying it revolved around this but I haven't looked at much more because it is said it'll be resolved soon and he'll be fine for season: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/spor...in8783576.shtml

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 5:17 PM

article on foxsports from a couple hours ago: http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5924898

Marc on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 7:50 PM

I don't know who these guys are and I heard the MTV VMA's were lame. but this looks like a cool live performance.
http://view.break.com/index/ok_go_t...guys_vmasb.html

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 9:40 PM

OK GO are alright - kinda like Spoon, Arctic Monkeys or Panic at the Disco. I know my sister likes them. That song along from that video ("Here It Goes Again") and "Do What You Want" are on my ipod for running purposes. I believe I heard the "Do What You Want" song during a JC Penny or Dillards back to school ad too. Those sell outs.

Here's the original video btw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IWqopETfI

Oh, another video that is a bit out there is for "A Million Ways": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbdbVhBGETQ
I think it's quite gay.

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 9:45 PM

i also found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh9s...ted&search=

Phil on Friday, September 01, 2006 at 9:49 PM

HA, in more news that only interests me: while I was posting that last one their song "It's a Disaster" came up on my little shuffle on my computer.

Brock on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 1:18 AM

Outing opportunity!

Camping at Land Between the Lakes: September 15-17
www.lbl.org

joe on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Wow, I was still drunk around noon today. Drunk lacrosse is hard. I am alive and I found my keys and I fixed my window. I don't know how to reattach the flower bed in front of my window to my house yet. I'd like to thank everyone for not leaving me on the side of the road to die. Jay, I owe you at least a car wash. The night got hazy right before we left my house. Good times.

joe on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 3:11 PM

Gatti's buffet is awesome when you are still a little drunk at 1 the next day. I think I feel a hangover starting to kick in now.

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Joe, at some point last night you became very concerned about watching ESPNU because of Colin Cowherd. I think you might need some help with your man crush on him.

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Jeff Blake's Agassi homage:
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/...379/1066/SPORTS

Jerome on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 5:25 PM

damn ... not a good day for UK football ... Shane Boyd and Artose Pinner BOTH released by their respective teams.

Jerome on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 5:28 PM

...did I say Moe Williams too? Sorry, I forgot ... Moe too

Marc on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 7:10 PM

Yeah, Joe, when I tried to give you a boost throught your front window. you didn't step into my hands or on my back like I suggest. You simply tugged at the flower bed under the windows, and directly over me. So I got covered in dirt, instead of the vomit I was expected during the ride home going 60 on the expressway (pulling a Wes).

Marc on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 7:10 PM

All in All, still good times.

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 8:10 PM

Jerome, it didn't look good for ex-Louisville guys either. LeFors, Ragone, McCune, Curry Burns and Rhonnie Ghent all got cut too. Most of those guys will end up on a practice squad some place though or the CFL. I know that Winnipeg in the CFL has been waiting on Shane Boyd to get cut by the Steelers for a couple of weeks now to sign him.

So anyone want to recap the ride home with Joe?

Bigworm on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 8:25 PM

I'd love to hear it and am up for something tonight.

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 8:30 PM

Lionel Gates was also cut by the Bills :(

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 8:35 PM

Montavious Stanley cut by the Cowboys.

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 9:26 PM

Calvin Johnson isn't that bad of a ball player

adrian on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 9:35 PM

I know the game isn't over but I recall saying Notre Dame is going 0 - 2 to start the season. First a thumping in Atlanta. Then Penn St will beat them in South Bend.

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 9:51 PM

I've seen a few people predict Notre Dame go 0-3 to start the year...

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 9:55 PM

ABC really neds to figure out how to broadcast their halftime show in HD. Morons. And where is Floutie's mullet? Simply rediculous.

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 10:03 PM

I just clicked on this website and read the most recent post and thought "What moron thought flutie was spelled with an O."

ahem.

Bigworm on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 10:32 PM

Not so fast says Notre Dame.

Bigworm on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 10:44 PM

Anyone doing anything tonight?

Bigworm on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 10:50 PM

Marc and I are going to the BW3's in Tinseltown...anyone wants to do anything give one of us a call.

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 10:57 PM

I put on my flannel pants on two hours ago. I'm in for the night, and I'd be surprised if Joe was even out of his bed.

Phil on Saturday, September 02, 2006 at 11:00 PM

You know, if Chris Redman is willing to do this, maybe him playing intramurals with us isn't too far fetched:
http://story.scout.com/a.z?s=17&...=2&c=563481

Bigworm on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 1:14 AM

Marc all I can say about the night is LEGEN.........DARY!!!!!!!!!

douglas on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 11:14 AM

fantasy football draft in t minus 3 hours 15 minutes

douglas on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 1:47 PM

don't know what everyone's plans are, but joe and bmac are coming by my place for the game tonight to grill out, drink beer, etc., and anyone can come if they're looking for something to do, just give me a call

Brock on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Draft time fools! I wonder if there is a way for me to drop Chris to the 12th spot since he's never going to play. He's slotted for #2. I'd hate for LJ to go to waste.

douglas on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 2:13 PM

brock, how do you check the draft order? i don't know when i'm going

douglas on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 2:14 PM

nevermind, i'm first pick bitches. alexander or LJ? who should i go with?

Brock on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 2:19 PM

You should take Portis

douglas on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 2:20 PM

i would, but you'd get way too happy about that pick. i actually would probably rather have the second or third pick, just so I don't have to fret about who the hell to take

Brock on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 3:09 PM

Jay, I hope you hop on the internet soon, your autopicks are raping you!

stew on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Damn, it appears as though I have missed yet another fantasy draft. Anyways, I can't wait for the game tonight.

Bigworm on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 4:50 PM

yeah I was apparently riding my bike when the fantasy draft was going on.

Silly me.

Church on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Damned Autodraft. Did anyone see Cal get their asses handed to them yesterday. Either Tennessee is that good or Cal is pathetic.

Jerome on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 8:12 PM

... THAT was fast ... gonna be a long night for the Cats ...

Jerome on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 8:24 PM

Re-post with minor update ...

(50-1) Jugger not gettin' any - The "WTF" star of the draft. The good news is that in Madden 07 many of these guys aren't hurt yet.

(30-1) The drunk the impotent - 3 words: awesome kicking game

(20-1) Reeking Crew - Good luck on those bye-weeks. (I thought I was the Steelers "homer" around here)

(20-1) No dick ha! - Can Tiki Barber carry an entire fantasy team? The roster is a compilation of talented players who score little fantasy points.

(15-1) The Porkslop Excrement - The fantasy equivalent of UK in the Hal Mumme era. Air PORKCHOP says WHO NEEDS BACKS!?!? We're throwin' all day!

(10-1) Cue ball's - Team of the year ... unforunately, the year was 2004.

(10-1) Slurpers - TOP QB,WR,and RB, but why only 1 at each position?

(5-1) Queen Machine - Legit threat to the top of the league as long as he doesn't use the bench.

(4-1) Team In-Flatulation - High fantasy scoring on underachieving teams. Bit of a gamble as he relies on exceptional backs who run behind weak O-Lines.

(3-1) Melting Icegirls - Solid starting lineup who really lucked out getting Alexander at his spot in the draft. RB depth means lots of points.

(2-1) Sukkies - BIG numbers from this lineup. Just hope you get him on a tough bye week or something.

(3-2) SeparateKickerBalls - The greatest fantasy football team ever assembled

Brent on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 9:33 PM

Is this the same team?

Brock on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 9:38 PM

Kentucky is arguably the luckiest team of all time. Regardless of the fact they never win, they manage to hang around with teams they have no business doing so because they pull miracles out of their ass.

Fun to watch, but it only masks the fact Rich Brooks sucks.

Brent on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 9:49 PM

Lou Holtz's lisp is killing me...shut up old man.

Brock on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 10:20 PM

Does Kentucky join the Pittsburgh eschelon of cheatin' bastards? That tackle was pretty viscious, grabbing his lower leg and rolling on it.

Brent on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 10:26 PM

That fucking sucks for UofL, they could of been contenders this year.

Brock on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 10:30 PM

I still think they have a great shot. The commentators mentioned it, that Smith and Strickland can equal Bush's productivity. Brohm is irreplaceable.

adrian on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 10:59 PM

Below is an email that i just recieved. She used my contact form on my web site...


> Hi Adrian!! Were you at a club in Memphis in June? I met a guy when I was there and I\'m sure his name was Adrian. I don\'t know if it was you or not, but when I looked on Google this came up and you sound like him. He was into all sorts of beers from all over the world and also was from Kentucky. Anyways, if it was you, it was a fun time -- maybe fun enough to try again? Email me. We can chat sometime if you want too.
>
> Take care,
> Shari

Church on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 11:36 PM

U of L will still be good, but any hopes of a BCS game may be gone. One never knows, Smith and Stripling looked good. If Keenan Burton stays healthy, UK may surprise

Bigworm on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 11:52 PM

The thing that those 2 backs can't guarantee right now is their durability. Bush is a big back and had proved to be durable. He'll redshirt this year and come a come back tour next year.

MIKE ARCHER SHOULD BE FIRED AFTER THIS SEASON. CAN'T DO IT IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE DEFENSIVE PLAYERS LIKE HIM, HOWEVER, 350+ YARDS ON THE FUCKING GROUND IS GOD DAMN SILLY.

Jerome on Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 11:58 PM

C'mon, Brock! Where's the rejoicing in the pain of others? Roethlisberger's in the hospital after an emergency appendectomy!! Where's the "Those fucking Steelers deserve it"? How about more "That's what Pittsburgh deserves for being cheaters"? C'mon don't disappoint me here! UK is to blame for U of L, right? I need more of Brock blaming others for the bad luck that happens to people!

Brock on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 12:53 AM

I sense some hostility, Jerome. Emergency appendectomy sounds a lot better than cocaine overdose.

I never rejoice in others' pain. Thats low. I want all those Steelers to be in top physical shape when they take their beating. Winning against a weakened team isn't honorable.

Phil on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 1:14 AM

god damn adrian, I need more info for stalking purposes.

Phil on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 1:14 AM

also, we had a debate: is jen d off limits? I say No.

Jerome on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 1:35 AM

I hear ya, Brock ... redacted then. Late night with frustration at my team falling apart like a flan in a cupboard and the less than honorable Bengal fans that are posting to my news sites ... but don't blame Pittsburgh for last year ... Carson didn't play defense ... but yeah, hostility abounds because it looks like Pittsburgh is gonna suck around the horn now ... Steelers, Pirates, Penguins, Panthers ...

Jerome on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 1:36 AM

And Adrian ... if you're getting stalked ... that's AWESOME

Phil on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 1:37 AM

The Panthers looked pretty good against Virgina. Of course, Virginia sucks ass.

Phil on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 1:43 AM

looks like Steve Irving died when a sting ray attacked him.

Brock on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 1:45 AM

Besides Syracuse, all the other Big East teams won this weekend. 7-1!

Bigworm on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 2:04 AM

Yeah here is the article for Steve IRWIN.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14663786/

Marc on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Got a team trivia name for tonight
"Get this mother-fucking stingray tail out of my mother-fucking heart valve."

adrian on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Yep it is confirmed, you (Marc) are going to hell.

Bigworm on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 12:22 PM

The courier-journal has a good angle on the play that Bush broke his leg on, in case anyone wants to actually be able to see it instead of the backside that the TV had.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...379/1002/SPORTS

His surgery is successful though, titanium works, but not as cool as adamantium.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...014/1002/SPORTS

Bigworm on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 12:50 PM

UK message boards are going nuts today.

I have to say, I haven't seen an O-line and D-line dominate the UK/UofL game like that since UKs 68-34 win in 1998.

stew on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 1:26 PM

R.I.P. Crocodile Hunter.

Bigworm on Monday, September 04, 2006 at 9:40 PM

Natty Sci Fat Guys Riding

Chris, Joe and myself rode this evening for about 13 miles or so. Starting at Chris' house, we rode to Seneca park, did a trail ride and the road rides (those hills suck) rode to Joe's House and then back to the starting point.

A few things I learned today;

1) Riding roads and trails are completely fucking different. Adrian has told me this time and time again but I never really grasped this idea. For example, riding in gear 2-6 on the road is one thing, trying to go 2-6 up that first hill on the trail is damn near impossible. So I start out by not making it up the hill and wrecking my bike (man what a start). And for the rest of the trail ride, I was doing about 1-3ish.

2) Thank God I have disc brakes. I say that because I am about 235 pounds and my stopping distance is increased say versus Bag of Squirrels. I rode my back brakes hard tonight, in fear of using the front brake because I was afraid I would flip over the handle bars and end up in the creek.

3) The first few logs were intimidating but I did finally ride over one without putting my feet down or walking my bike over it. Granted this was a stack of 3 braches that made a pyramid, however, I still say score big points.

4) My first outing out and I only ended up with 3 scratches or bruises. My foot slipped off my pedal and hit my leg for one, an encounter with the brush and a very thick thorny vine for the second, and my shoulder hitting a tree for the 3rd.

5) Extrapolating on hitting the tree - So I realized the inevitable was about to occur and braced myself for contact. I took a tree that had a diameter of about 8 inches or so to the shoulder, and guess what...it hurt. I am just glad I didn't dislocate that damn thing. After that I learned how to see where I was riding and what was coming at me...amazing!

6) Seneca park has some narrow ass trails.

7) Joe really can get about 3 feet of air. I saw it and the only thing he needs are back pegs.

Joe - so how did I do on my first ride with you and Chris?

joe on Tuesday, September 05, 2006 at 8:01 AM

Besides losing your front tire on the trail, not bad. The scenic loop has some decent hills that didn't slow you down much. It didn't help that I was being an asshole and riding the loop with no hands. You ride that a few more times and it becomes cake.

Villebillies' concert review from Saturday night. Their music is decent. I can tolerate it. When they go for more of the southern rock it is a lot better then their "rapping." Inbetween songs they definitely show their roots of being idiots from the bullit county area. They need to quit talking and perform more. Apparently they have a CD coming out on the 26th under Universal. And watching Joanna mock the body gestures of rappers is fucking hilarious.

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