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This is my favorite commercial. I finally found a copy of the music from there courtesy of Jerome, so here's a link to it. Plus a new post was needed.

Posted by Phil on September 25th, in the afternoon | 798 comments

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Phil on Monday, September 25, 2006 at 4:16 PM

sorry about posting another youtube video. I realize that posting these are pretty lazy on my part.

Bigworm on Monday, September 25, 2006 at 4:18 PM

Lazy or just incredibly easy....I'll let you choose.

joe on Monday, September 25, 2006 at 4:24 PM

we need the pictures from Friday night. I know at least Julie and Emily had cameras.

douglas on Monday, September 25, 2006 at 4:26 PM

as soon as i get emily's i'll pass them along, and too all the women that might read this site, there are some beauties of the ultimate warrior with his shirt off...

douglas on Monday, September 25, 2006 at 4:35 PM

i guess that goes for any of you faggots too, just remember, it's only look but no touch for you.

Jay on Monday, September 25, 2006 at 9:45 PM

So, I'm watching Heroes. It's a pretty good show. However, a japanese guy said that in Xmen 143, Kitty Pryde time traveled. That's bullshit. It was 141! In 143, she fought the N'garai demon.

Bigworm on Monday, September 25, 2006 at 10:27 PM

I concur with Big Jay...Heroes is pretty good. It also looks like Jay already answered the question I was going to ask him about the issue.

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 12:27 AM

on a scale of one to gay I give tonights how I met your mother a "two dudes making out in the park". But it looks like we have a Marshal and Barney competing in a post-apocalyptic dating wasteland - which is always fun.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 7:46 AM

So how long are we giving marshall and lilly before they hook back up? Can they last an entire season?

Jay on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 7:57 AM

Were you really going to ask me about that issue? I give Marshall and Lily until November sweeps.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 8:18 AM

I'm still pushing for the Barney spinoff

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 8:19 AM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

new Barney Blog

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:07 AM

barney, my hero...

heroes really was pretty good, and jay, please tell me you didn't know that xmen issue by heart, please tell me you had to look it up, please god, for the sake of your own penis, tell me you didn't know that by heart

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:10 AM

Phil were you right in your friends comparison, marshall and lilly turning into ross and rachel, ted and robin are monica and chandler or vice versa, and barney is joey?

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:14 AM

I was going to ask if issue #143 was correct.

Super Hiro might just be the coolest super hero ever.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:21 AM

I hope Lilly gets hit by a car, she and Marshall are contributing the most to the demise of my show. Why can't the writers just let he boys go from sad to awesome all the time. Just suit-up and awesome out all day long. Is this really too much to ask?

And I really hope they end this whole Ted and Robin thing soon. Seriously he has already referred to her as aunt Robin to his kids so we need to just end that relationship like yesterday, so Ted and Barney and Marshall can go on the prowl.

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:34 AM

u know it's going to end up being something gay, where his kids are from his first wife, who he ends up leaving and marries 'aunt robin'

Jay on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:36 AM

Way to ruin the show, douglas. And no, I didn't have to look it up. I know it by memory. I actually own both issue 141 and 143. 141 and 142 was the often imitated "Day's of Futures Past" story arc. It is one of the best known arcs in Marvel history. They even did a bit about it in the last x-men movie.

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:37 AM

just from reading jay's posts I think I guaranteed myself not getting laid for another 6 months.

fuck.

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:39 AM

i think jay did too.

Jay on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:44 AM

I think I should just give up women and join a monastery.

Jay on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:45 AM

A monastery that collects comic books.

adrian on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Surely to God there are some very nerdy chicks that Jay can lay pipe in. I mean Christ, there are approximately 3 billion bitches in the world. I am quite sure at least ten of them dig comic book knowledge. Good luck finding them.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 10:21 AM

There is a nice pattern of us doing things guaranteeing we don't get laid.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 10:44 AM

For example, trying to turn Joe's couch in the basement into a "love boat". I mean really, if that doesn't say romance what does?

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 10:46 AM

I figured that was a panty dropper

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 10:48 AM

If there is ever a panty dropper I would have bet money Bmac was rocking the boat in the basement.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Bmac, Cuban and I are going up to Chicago this weekend and we are staying at Diane's which is right across form Depaul University. It sounds as if there are bars right there. What is a better story for the weekend, senior in high school on a college visit with a fake ID, senior in college baseball prospect waiting for draft, just finished first season in minor leagues or actuary

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Hmmm...toss up between draft and minor leagues. If you are an actuary you give the idea you have a lot of money and as such women will want you to buy them drinks! Play the minor league ball player....chicks dig the long ball.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 10:59 AM

I'm in AA chatanooga in the Red's organization hoping to get promoted to AAA

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:01 AM

Are you going with the crafty left hander approach or speedy outfielder who leads off?

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:02 AM

Crafty lefthander. I'm being overshadowed by another lefty Homer Bailey who was the first pick of the Red's a few years ago. My time will come.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:03 AM

Joe - but chicks dig the long ball!

Jay on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:04 AM

For the love of god, joe, whatever you do, don't mention Xmen or Star wars. That will kill any game you have.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:09 AM

star trek?

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Oh ya and in the off season I am helping out at a facility for special needs people and that is why B-Mac is with me.

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:15 AM

Fantasy Hockey:

Nattysci
league ID: 68142
password: crazedbuffalo

I know jack shit of hockey. Stopped following after....well, I actually never followed it. I'm just bored and decided to set up a league.

I modified some points, like kick returners. Make sure to set your draft status to ready after you sign up and preference your draft. I didn't set up a live online draft; but I can change that.

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:31 AM

Oh, it's me that has to set the league ready to draft. So the last person to sign up needs to let me know it is ok to draft

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:32 AM

And I'm calling dibs on Steve Yzerman, Waye Gretzky, and Dominic Hasek.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Dibs on messier and roy

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:34 AM

And Tie Domi, Cujo and Mats Sundin

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:34 AM

I'm basing my team around Tie domi

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:34 AM

FUCK

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:34 AM

ha

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:35 AM

I'm shocked 2 people on this site knew tie domi

adrian on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:38 AM

I know Cujo is curtis joseph. That is about it

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:42 AM

I base all of my hockey knowledge on NHL Faceoff 99 or 2000 for playstation

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Oh yah,
Link:
http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/hockey

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:46 AM

I'm in the league

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:58 AM

The Melrose Mullet's are looking to dominate

so what's the scoring system on here?

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:59 AM

I just invited 2 guys from work who are addicted to fantasy sports.

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 12:02 PM

question: for penalty minutes do you want a high or low number?

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 12:02 PM

the reason I ask is that Natty Sci hockey really shouldn't penalize you for having a goon on your team.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 12:06 PM

I'd assume the more minutes the better

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 12:24 PM

wow, 6 people in the league already and my buddy Dom might join up later today if he can't figure out the internet.

Jerome on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 1:09 PM

Extra points should go to the team that drafts Chris Drury since he played in the little league world series. Which reminds me - what is Dante Bichette's wife doing these days?

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 1:16 PM

6 ppl in already? I'll expand the league to 10 then.
Join fast. Lots are already in, and very few of us know a damn thing about hockey. Well, I know jack shit.
I think most of what I know is from Nintendo's 64 hockey game. Flury and Pavel somebody were faster than shit in that game; so they're probably good.

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 1:33 PM

we are at 7 people now. My buddy Dom just joined up. His wife's canadian...he has a distinctive edge.

Jay on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 1:46 PM

Everything I know about hockey I learned from the Mighty Ducks.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 1:51 PM

In the words of Ted, "you don't count your Canadian" and "I bet you five dollars...American"

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 1:59 PM

Is it bad that today I had the greatest sense of accomplishment at work and that was because I finished the crossword puzzle from today's paper at lunch?

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:09 PM

joe, you're an inspiration. and by the way, the minor leaguer angle WORKS! it has been used, and it is effective. very effective.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Now if I can get B-Mac and Marc to play along it will be brilliant. A cuban will play into the story well.

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:23 PM

Get b-mac to play along with being retarded or you playing baseball? Because b-mac would be up for the baseball thing, but I fear his stories would have too much "detail" for them to be believable.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:24 PM

I was hoping for the retard part

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:24 PM

me, nakajima, and tommy have used that angle numerous times, and it's a great conversation starter. inevitably a girl is going to ask what you do, and if you say i play ball in the minor leagues, they are always impressed and always have a ton more questions. they'd be fools not to play along. what'd be really great is if you got bmac to play along with the whole special needs thing.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:25 PM

I am #9

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:25 PM

best bet is to just not tell him but tell the girl he is retarded and let him run with it

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Damn Isaac - I basically came up with the same idea on just adding "On Ice" to your team name.

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:27 PM

you could be like the guy from The Dream Team taking your "group" out to see a cubs game.

B-Mac = Christopher Lloyd
Douglas = Michael Keaton
Cuban = the guy who played Albert

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:28 PM

i'm not goin' to chicago, i got the whole daddy thing to do, so it's tough for me to get away for a whole weekend. oh yeah, i'm 'better than soccer' on the fantasy hockey

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:31 PM

B-mac's nickname for the weekend is Mongo

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:33 PM

Bmac should permantley change his name to Mongo

Marc on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:34 PM

You could use the line "we lost a lot of good men out there." from Wedding Crashers but they would most likely catch on.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:37 PM

Let's get one more and start the draft.

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:09 PM

joe, i think a better name for bmac is 'cockblock'

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:11 PM

"Mongo Cockblock"

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:19 PM

oh yeah, i heard some of the lines he used on emily this weekend, pretty good stuff.

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:19 PM

I thought of the idea just because at Miami there was a broomball team with some of my friends on it called, "Jews on Ice"
Fucking hilarious.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Douglas please share

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Do they top "i want to get to know you romantically" or "hey baby lets do it on the couch in Joe's basement, ignore the wet floor"

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Yeah that is fucking hilarious actually....basically I was thinking my football team but on ice.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:24 PM

Should I change my team to "the man the legend on ice"?

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:02 PM

Won't make any difference Joe, nobody reads the team names in the bottom of the rankings.

joe on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:05 PM

Ooooo burn

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:10 PM

Adrian - what is your non work related email?

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:10 PM

it was along the lines of 'your beauty has always been breathtaking', that sorta thing, very good stuff

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:12 PM

Did she respond...."ah Brian how sweet. I always thought you were gay?"

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:14 PM

we need one more fantasy hockey team

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:15 PM

We could just make one called Mongo's Mayhem

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:21 PM

One more team
One more team
One more team

I was kind of hoping this chant would be similar to "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy" and someone would sign up.

Brent on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

On this 26th day of Semptember in the year of our Lord Two Thousandth Sixth, your weekly Fantasy Football King, Brent Cecil, has hereby finished the remodeling of his kitchen.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Congratulations Brent!!!! I know you and I talked about this before, but what exactly did you do again?

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Brent - sign up for hockey?

Brent On Ice

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Adrian - I found your email address. Check your gmail account.

Brent on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Oh nothing much really, I just knocked out the living room wall, re-routed the vent pipes to recess into the side wall, put in a smaller window, installed vinyl siding to the outside to fill in the said gaps left from the larger window, tore out the formica wall coverings and replaced with drywall, re-routed the ductwork underneath to fit a new location for the new vent, had custom made cabinets installed, installed a new tile floor with fancy design, rewired the entire kitchen for a brand new range, dishwasher, and microwave, installed a new fan, then finally built and installed a decorative beam to fill in the gap on the ceiling where the old living room wall was previously.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:31 PM

So basically you are telling me a typical little Saturday?

Just kidding...damn amigo that takes a lot of time. I just bought some more construction supplies for my basement from Lowes. I bought 30 rolls of R-13 wall insulation (spend $299 bucks and get a $100 Lowe's gift card), 90 2x4 pre-cuts and 5 2x4 treated.

Lowes had the 2x4 pre-cuts on sale for $2.22 last week, which basically for every 10 I save $7.00....so that will pay for the delivery of it all on Saturday.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Oh yeah, plus I went ahead becaue this year is the last year for the insulation tax credit which is 10% for the insulation we purchased. Not that much of a credit, however, anytime uncle Sam wants to give me $30 bucks my hand will be extended. I know I have to finish framing and wiring prior to insulation, but screw it I want my tax credits.

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:35 PM

handy chart on the relationship of mental & physical attractiveness:
http://ahlwoon.ckcheng.com/uploaded...cale-782459.jpg

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:37 PM

That's pretty good philco.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Hey here is that David Jones run for UK in the Florida game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhNutQNr4is

Brent on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:48 PM

Nicely done Wes, shit the $100 Lowe's card is worth it in itself. I believe my next project is building a 12x12 deck, as soon as I come up with a grand that will be in the making.

BTW, Phil your CJ posting was pretty funny.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:57 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/1486818...sweek/?GT1=8506

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:59 PM

Yeah a nice deck really adds a lot to the yard in my opinion. Abby enjoys my big deck no doubt.

Hahahahaha...the whole time I am typing that I am thinking of that Jeff Foxworthy skit.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 5:08 PM

What can I say...Natty Sci nothing but class.

Bigworm on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 5:17 PM

I have been looking for this for a while.

The Bluegrass Miracle LSU vs. UK in 2002.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh1agVRKCCY

Green Baron on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 6:20 PM

1 more for hockey.

In addition, is anyone really wanting a online draft or to preference their players? Cause I'm really leaning to just let it rip and see what happens. If you guys actually know anything about hockey, I can change it. I wouldn't show up for the draft anyway. I got no fucking clue who these dudes are. What's the consensus here? I hate autodraft because then it is basically luck who wins. But the way I see it, it's gonna be that way anyway for me.

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 6:31 PM

I've ranked my players. I'm hoping for auto draft to fill my team with guys from the 2001-02 Detroit Red Wings squad.

Brent on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 7:08 PM

I'll sign up for hockey.

Brent on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 7:09 PM

Somebody post the link and sign-in info

douglas on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 7:40 PM

i'm not showing up for the autodraft either, i know nothing and nobody in hockey

Phil on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 9:54 PM

damn it, brent:
http://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/hockey
league ID: 68142
password: crazedbuffalo

stew on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 11:33 PM

Bad news fellas, Domi retired a few days ago. Basing your team around "goons" is probably a bad idea as fighting is down due to the new rules.

Phil on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 12:10 AM

Brent wins the best hockey team name award. Well done.

Phil on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 12:24 AM

wait, i'm dumb. it's too late. +5 for the attempt -4 for getting the wrong penalty. I think it barely edges out Jerome's zomboner because at least you were original.

yeeeeeeah

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 8:18 AM

John Henderson will eat your children

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6veRQHiZ...3C/b%3Efootball

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 8:28 AM

Let's go mets, all this video lacks is the cocaine

http://youtube.com/watch?v=w5jc28G9x94

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 8:40 AM

Anyone watch Boston Legal? I've had 3 people this morning in the office tell me I look like the new attorney on the show named "Coho" or something like that.

Phil on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 8:56 AM

I watched it and it never occured to me. Here's the IMDB profile for the dude that played him:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0081572/

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 8:58 AM

People I work with are crazy. My buddy Terry put it best, all white people look the same.

douglas on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:00 AM

he played the tom cruise part in scary movie 4, pretty good stuff

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:09 AM

I just blinded myself with the laser on my mouse

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:09 AM

Didn't watch Boston Legal at all, however, we did see what Joe would look like if he were strung out on coke and had aids.

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:12 AM

Lets hope we never actually see what that looks like

jen on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:22 AM

I sorta see it in some of the pictures on IMDB, but when I watched BL I didnt

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:37 AM

What the fuck!?!?!? T.O. tried to KILL HIMSELF?!?!?!

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Damn Jerome you just beat me to it.

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Ya ESPNradio just said that. Time to drop him from my fantasy team

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:39 AM

What would life be like without Mike & Mike?

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Article from the Dallas News:
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcon...s.1e22584a.html

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:44 AM

The Herd is way better. Greeny's book isn't that bad. I'm reading it right now.

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:49 AM

I like the Dan Patrick show myself. Colin Cowherd is too "Jim Rome-ish" for me.

adrian on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:00 AM

A while back some chick used my contact form trying to find out if i was the "Adrian" she apparently boned in Memphis. So being polite i emailed back and told her that i was never in memphis and she contacted the wrong guy.

Yesterday she replied thanking me for letting her know and started talking about how great of a time she had with him and wanted to know if it was ok to email eachother anyways.

Yeah i am not going to respond to that.

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Great quote from Greeny's book today, "Women are convinced all men are idiots, but men don't get frustrated by it because we are too lazy to care."

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:17 AM

TO needs to nut up and do it right

adrian on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:22 AM

I totally understand why TO is depressed and wants to off himself. I mean hell, he is richer than fuck and chicks drop to their knees everywhere he goes allowing him to make a mess in their mouths. That is a shitty life.

Jay on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:23 AM

Yeah, TO should just end it, and take Marcus Vick with him.

douglas on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:28 AM

everybody be real, this whole TO thing is all just a ploy for attention b/c he didn't get any this past weekend with the cowboys having a bye week. there's no way i choose to believe he was seriously trying to kill himself

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Is Drew Rosenhaus the evil puppet master?

adrian on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:39 AM

no, Drew is the panacea of the NFL

Green Baron on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:46 AM

TO should play soccer. How many soccer stars try to commit suicide. Even more important, how many of them fail.
I shall steal from the greatest movie ever here, The Running Man, and say, "Was he successful? No. Well then he's unreliable"

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:48 AM

I'd kill myself too if I played soccer.

Phil on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:48 AM

let's do the draft now. i'm preranked and so is dom, and I think we might be the only two who care.

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:50 AM

the 3 people in my office are ready to go

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Oh I care, because I signed up. Not because I care about Hockey because it is a shitty sport.

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:51 AM

I respect all things fantasy because I got nothing else

Green Baron on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:52 AM

yah, since no one raised any beef, we're locked and loaded in hockey.
Draft will take place in the next 3 hours supposedly.

And I wouldn't kill myself if I played soccer. Are you kidding? That's the greatest sport in the world to play; as long as you don't have a heart attack. Check it out, it's illegal to hit another dude and get caught for it. Plus, sports like basketball and football have thug whores for fans. Soccer has Swedish, Spanish, Italian, and numerous other hot bitches that would go down on you, suck you, and make like a circus seal. Plus, you play what, twice a week?
Chamberlain might have got a lot of poontang, but I bet you anything Maradona has fathered half of Europe and all of South America, with much finer ass.

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:59 AM

Who the fuck is Maradona?

adrian on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 11:05 AM

The second greatest soccer player of all time. Played for argentina.

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 11:11 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/60927012

So because the police officer did not see the driver run the red light and hit the person, they can't be cited for it even with witnesses?

Phil on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 11:26 AM

not surprisingly, someone already did my brilliant work out idea.

http://runfatboy.net/

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 12:31 PM

Sports Guy chat

Green Baron on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 1:11 PM

Correction: the greatest soccer player of all time.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maradona

You really can't compare Maradona and Pele. Pele played when soccer was young and against a bunch of monkeys. Plus, he played with Brazil and was always paired with stars and the focus was always on him.

The focus was Maradona too; but he played with monkeys and against stars, especially when he played for Napoli.
Which is a great story. Napoli never won a damn thing and was the worst fucking team in history. Diego took them to victory in several SuperCups and a UEFA cup victory. Pele ruled the world cup; but Maradona ruled soccer.

Green Baron on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Actually, just ask a European who Maradona is.
Their first answer will be, the greatest soccer player of all time.
Their second answer will be, my dad.
Unless they're Italian, to which their only answer will be, "God"

adrian on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 1:29 PM

No, he is the second greatest soccer player. Number one is Claudio Reyna.

Marc on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 1:29 PM

Adrian, You should write her back and ask for a full-body shot. She could be hot. We know she puts out. And Bmac, Jay, and myself could use the charity. You could always tell her to email you at your "non-work" email which would be mine or whatnot. Lying to chicks is fun.

jen on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 1:30 PM

again, marc-- nothing but class.

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 1:33 PM

yeah adrian do that and give her Marc's email. With any luck it is a tranny.

Jay on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 2:12 PM

Damnit, Marc. Quit lumping me in with you.

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 2:51 PM

Ancient Rome had the Coliseum - we have hockey. Let's look at the similarities.

- Creatures from foreign lands placed in an arena of combat for the pleasure of thousands in attendance
- Equip the foreign creatures with sticks and blades and then sit back and watch the fun
- The people in attendance discover their primal scream when the creatures become combative
- Any black entity is slapped with sticks or sold into servitude

Okay, that last one is a bit of a stretch. The Romans enslaved Jews too.

douglas on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 2:56 PM

so you're saying if we had jews or blacks in our league then we could legally throw shit at them and make them pick our cotton?

Brent on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 3:03 PM

Alright, what's the point system to fantasy hockey?

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 3:25 PM

this is a boring conference call training course I am in. Somebody say something.

Jay on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 3:27 PM

I think douglas killed the conversation.

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 3:28 PM

I can see how you think that

adrian on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 3:31 PM

Mrs. Oldham has a tight little box!

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 3:38 PM

You sick bastard

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Final Fantasy VIII to Hinder Lips of an Angel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Si...ted&search=

Barry on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 3:51 PM

don't know if anyone else dropped this one already, but here you go. I haven't posted any of her shit in a long time bec. it had no pictures, but by God's grace college football is back...and so are slutty cowgirl clothes.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...lbag/index.html

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Can someone provide me with a good trivia question about brands or ads? I need 1 more question then my job is complete.

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:07 PM

- Name the product that had kids wishing they could be "like Mike".

- What large-nosed celebrity was the spokesman for American Express with the catch phrase "Never leave home without it"?

- In the 1992 Olympics, some of the members of the USA Men's Basketball team covered up their warm-ups and uniforms on the medal stand by draping American Flags over themselves. What brand was on those warm-ups and uniforms?

- What drink touted itself to be the "uncola"?

- The slogan "Got Milk" is for what organization?

jen on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:07 PM

Question: Who is the new voice of Priceline.com? Answer: Sarah Jessica Parker

Question: This product's commercials feature the slogan "the snack that smiles back" Answer: Goldfish

Bigworm on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:08 PM

What product is Trojan Man the spokeshero for?

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Answer to Wes's question - Matt Leinart

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:12 PM

err ... nevermind

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Answers:
- Gatorade
- Karl Malden
- Reebok
- 7up
- California Milk Processor Board

joe on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:14 PM

I went with darius rucker is a singing rhinestoned cowboy in a commercial for this business

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Nothing scares me more than their football commercials where that serial killer looking costumed freak is digitally transposed into NFL films footage ...

Jerome on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:23 PM

"transposed" - I meant "superimposed"

jen on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 4:43 PM

well, looks like I'm back to not having any work to do at work again.

Jay on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 5:09 PM

That is how I felt today.

jen on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 7:11 PM

I even did the unthinkable-- I asked my boss for work. He just kind of blew me off. Awesome. If he doesnt care if I don't do anything, then who am I to care?

Green Baron on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 8:22 PM

http://www.on9now.com/video/v311.html

stew on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:19 PM

Overheard at my barracks (next door actually) a minute ago: "Put your dick away-the pizza lady is here!" Classy.

Jay on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:03 AM

Wow.

Jerome on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:17 AM

"I haven't heard of any of these guys"
"Who are these fuckin' guys?"
"???????????" (They're shitty)

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:18 AM

This guy here is dead

Jerome on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:24 AM

cross him off then

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:26 AM

Another season like this and I'm going to have to start feeding chow chow real dog food

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:27 AM

Joe, do you have the maximum asp url to the nattysci site?

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:27 AM

Or Jerome?

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:32 AM

Nevermind, I got it, Im substitute teaching today so Im hoping I can access the site through that url. Speaking of the draft, I hope with my second pick, that's a good fucking goalie.

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:40 AM

I always use greenknuckles.com

Jerome on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 8:57 AM

Oh yeah! If my hockey team won't beat you on the ice, we'll take you down on the basketball court. My roster now has the following:

Anson Carter
Mike Grier
Donald Brashear
Jarome Iginla
Anson Carter

My locker room will be the one blastin' the rap music inside and bubble butt beauties hangin' outside the door. HOLLA!

Jerome on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:01 AM

check that ...

Anson Carter
Mike Grier
Donald Brashear
Jarome Iginla
Kevin Weekes

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:03 AM

3 canucks, a hoosier and a guy from 8 mile. I see potential.

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:25 AM

Sweet, this is the first time I've been able to access the Sci from the Public School system, so now you guys might get an up to minute report on how bad substittute teaching sucks...too bad this keyboard keeps sticking, so you migt see a lot of typos

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Try to convince Marc that teaching was the worst career move he has ever done

adrian on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:42 AM

"I can teach English pretty good"

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:43 AM

i could never be a teacher, i'm too cute and all the teenage girls would go crazy for me

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:43 AM

Already tried and he's teaching middle school, that is the worst fucking student population ever, I did middle school one time and I almost left with blood on my hands

jen on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:45 AM

My sister said the same thing. She would only substitue for high school (minus freshman classes, they're just bigger middle school kids) or little, little kids.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:46 AM

i remember being a middle school kid, and we put our teachers thru absolute hell, way worse than high school. we had paper wad fights, spitballs, fights in the halls, guys popping girls' bra straps constantly, we were a rowdy little bunch.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:49 AM

and in fantasy hockey league, there's maybe three people in the league that I've ever heard of, and i got one of them on my team! what'cha know about getting the mvp, bitches?!?!

jen on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:49 AM

what are the requirements to substitue teach in KY? I know in TN you only have to have a GED. I think that might be the case for the full-time teachers, too, though.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:59 AM

by the way, did anybody hear about the porno that SCREECH from saved by the bell is doing??? seriously, screech, is doing a porno, i think called 'saved by the smell,' apparently it's supposed to be some raunchy thing, some movie that has screech literally doing dirty sanchezes and tuscan mules. Seriously.

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 9:59 AM

You have to have a min. of 60 college credit hours. In the hockey draft, how come none of my players have vowels in their last names, just a bunch of consonants and with a disproportionate amount of Z's. How does the scoring work?

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Uh oh, class is getting rowdy, time to bust out some Mr. Cecil type shit on them.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 10:11 AM

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," Schmidt told Rush & Molloy, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/...ives/107147.asp

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 10:14 AM

I am trying to trade dominic for mats sundin, I only know jagr on my team, that screech porno sounds hilarious from what I heard onm TV last night, the sports guy chat and mailbag is up, lay the smack down brent.

From the sports guy chat:

Thomas (Sacto, CA): After a season and a couple episodes, what's your take on How I Met Your Mother? Still watching?

Bill Simmons: First season: Solid A-minus. Really fresh sitcom, took a lot of chances, likable actors. Totally underrated show.

Second second: Solid D-minus so far. They made the same mistake that Friends made in Season 2 - let the in-trouble relationship overpower the rest of the show. What happens to these sitcoms were they decide, "Hey, instead of funny, let's be totally sappy and depressing!" I don't get it.

jen on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 10:43 AM

How did he find TWO women? Ewww.

Jay on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:06 AM

That seattle pi page was blocked from my work.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:13 AM

it was just about the screech thing, saying he does two women with a dirty sanchez.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:15 AM

i don't give a shit, i'm way too big a saved by the bell fan not to see this movie. i don't care how creepy that makes me sound, but if screech is giving dirty sanchezes, i have to see this. i'm quite sure i'll want to shoot myself after viewing, but it'll be like a bad car wreck, i won't be able to look away.

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Wow, I think my last students wanted to kill me, I had to turn into a drill instructor: No talking, No getting out of your seats, no asking to use the restroom, tuck your shirt in, pull your pants up, yeah, they hated me.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:26 AM

what school are you at?

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:34 AM

Fern Creek, my first class was a breeze, honors students but man the second class came in, there was about 30 of them and I just basically let them do what they want for the first few minutes after the bell rings and they slowly quiet down and that's when I swoop in and deliver my vengeance with my rules and the first person that gets out of line, I try and break that mofo in two, after that, its usually ducks in a row but every class I have to make an example out of one....I hope you're taking notes Marc, there won't be any disruptions like Prezbo in my classes.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:37 AM

just don't let anyone get stabbed in the face or steal your hall passes.

Brent on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:44 AM

I tried to access the Nattysci from Fern Creek and the reason it said it was blocked was pornography, I thought that was funny, fortunately, I can access the site using the maximumasp url, ha ha ha, take that JCPS!

Jay on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 11:46 AM

If only natty sci had existed when we were in high school.

Green Baron on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 1:11 PM

Fuckin' sweet. My hockey team has 5 dudes I've heard of. Including Peter Forsberg. He plays for the Avalanche. Oh wait, says here the Flyers. Ha ha ha Yahoo, you dumb bastard. Update your information on these guys. He plays for the Avalanche.

Green Baron on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 1:15 PM

To impress you all with my hockey knowledge, I know for a fact Forsberg won one of those Ryder Cup thingies with the Avalanche.

jen on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 1:27 PM

stanley cup? hart trophy?

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 2:03 PM

So I might be fired before I leave here today. Guy was talking about the Jeff Foxworthy joke how a woman is like a lock and you need to know the combination (reference to orgasm). This led to guy talking about how his wife always wants prime rib while sometimes he only wants McDonalds drive thru (fast, quick and dirty). Not to street smart girl at the lunch table says she doesnt like prime rib not catching metaphor. I blurt out, "I bet you prefer Arby's roast beef." Someone explained it to her and now I fear for my job.

jen on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 2:09 PM

if you get fired, you can have mine.

Barry on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 2:12 PM

joe, that comment might be worth losing your job

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 2:24 PM

If worst comes to worst I'll just have to use my cunning linguistic skills to persuade them that all I need is sensitivity training or something

jen on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 2:44 PM

that should work. the laws on off-the-clock harassment are fuzzy anyway.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 2:44 PM

joe, if you go thru sensitivity training at work, i will quit my job, find a way to get hired at chase, and go thru that same training just so i can see your expression on the day you learn how to truly express your deep emotions without offending those around you.

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 2:46 PM

I watched the episode of king of the hill where HAnk goes through anger management for cutting off Dale's finger. I imagine it would be something like that.

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:03 PM

I am shooting for anger management now. I am in charge of trivia for our work function next week. He tried to steal the questions from me and I told him I have them locked up in the vault. He asked what is the vault and I pointed at my head. He said so to unlock that it takes 2 beers. I snapped and kept yelling, "you calling me a 2 beer bitch? I ain't no 2 beer bitch. Name a time and place and I will drank you stupid." An hour and a half left till a 4 day weekend, please don't fire me.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:07 PM

you will 'drank' him stupid huh?

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:08 PM

fuck you douglas.

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Grammar doesn't matter on this site. Just ask phil and marc

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:08 PM

haha, if you get fired, i will 'drank' you smart, i promise

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:09 PM

awesome. I'm off tomorrow andbody doing anything tonight?

Jerome on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Go to practice with your mom tonight and you can hit on a 15-year-old blonde girl

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:14 PM

Dear diary...jackpot. 15 is a little too young. Who is the 15 year old in the choir?

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:21 PM

yeah, they need to be at least 16 so their mom doesn't have to come pick them up from your house when you're done.

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:22 PM

cuz that would just be awkward, y'know?

Jerome on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:39 PM

shit ... there's a TARC stop less than a mile from Joe's house

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:42 PM

The proper way to mistreat a girl is to make sure she doesn't know where you live or how to get back to your place. They can't stalk you or find you.

jen on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:46 PM

dear GOD I'm bored. Everyone in the office left but me. I'm dying.

Jerome on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:47 PM

FYI ... Fantasy football week 3 review is up.

Sorry for the delay, but I had to help an Nigerian prince escape a prison in Angola. See, he couldn't get the money from his family because civil war had torn up his country's communications infrastructure. So I wired the money he needed to his friend in Botswana. The next day, he said that the money was greatly appreciated and he was back home in Nigeria. He wanted to send me the $4 million reward money so I just emailed him my bank account number and routing number so he can deposit it. It was an ordeal, but I'm gonna be rich. When I get the money, I'm buying everyone in the league a sports car and a hooker!

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:47 PM

in all fairness, stalkers and crazy bitches are fun. for one, there's never a dull moment, like when they show up at your house unannounced on a guy's night, or a night with another female, two, they're usually great in bed, and three, they keep you on your toes, like you're always looking over your shoulder when you're talking to another girl in case they may be watching, shit like that.

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 3:55 PM

I just don't want to get stabbed

jen on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 4:06 PM

okay, spooky. Just had a "when a stranger calls moment". My boss calls and is like "someone there just called me five times in a row, just wanted to make sure you were okay" I didnt call him. Yikes.

"the calls are coming from inside the house!"

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Are you on the same drugs as TO?

douglas on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 4:16 PM

yeah, that's gotta be good shit if it put TO under like that, I need to get me some of that.

Jay on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 4:18 PM

Jen, don't ever quote that crappy movie again.

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 4:20 PM

inspirational poster

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/...600/failure.jpg

jen on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 4:21 PM

I wasnt. I was quoting the urban legend

joe on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Bitches I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

Jay on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 4:39 PM

Touche, Jen. Still, it was a terrible movie.

Brock on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 6:25 PM

I'm still alive, I think. This has not been my week.

I spent the first part of the week looking like Sloth from the Goonies.
My car broke down.
My apartment got broken into, robbed, and they stole my bike.
I haven't written more than 2 pages of my disseration since I've been talking to police, credit card companies, and insurance companies for 12 hours a day. Oh yeah, my car is still just sitting at Michelle's place, being a waste of steel. This blows.

Maybe I should hire Phil Scott PI, who spent 2 days going over surveillance footage from bars looking for a wallet he left somewhere. Find my bike!
They charged over $1000 at Wal-Mart, Meijer, and Taco Bell, so we know its some classy fellas.

This week has reminded me that euthanasia should be legalized, voluntary or involuntary.

Bigworm on Thursday, September 28, 2006 at 7:56 PM

Brock - that sucks completely. When did your apartment get broken into? Do you have renters insurance and if so, will it cover this????

Brock on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 1:39 AM

Happend this weekend sometime, most likely Sunday night or Monday morning. I do have renter's and they will cover it, but thats less the $500 deductible... which is basically most of the cost. I thought the police would be able to track them down because they used a few of my credit cards, but they haven't been able to find anything.

Jay on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 8:17 AM

Brock, if you need anything, just let me know.

Church on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 8:49 AM

Sorry to hear about your place Brock

Jerome on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 9:03 AM

Brock - Hopefully the Cincinnati police is better at finding crooks than the Louisville MPD. In Phil's case, the police took a report and that was it - no investigating, no clues, no help. Phil's wallet turned up at the mail room of 5th/3rd bank and a nice person working there called him.

My advice? I suggest focusing your energies on that dissertation making it as kick ass as you can and paying close attention to whatever else you can control. Try not to waste time thinking about the punk-ass cocksuckers who think taking other people's things leads them to any kind of survival.

Like my best friend always says, there will be other [bikes] and you'll always have money if you're willing to work. Those criminal fuckers will end up dead somewhere from AIDS that they got from a cheap hooker or wallowing in a gutter of dog shit and cat pee after an OD of smack.

Jay on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Cuban, why would you say these things?

http://money.cnn.com/2006/09/29/tec...dex.htm?cnn=yes

Brock on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 9:24 AM

Jerome,

That had to be the most inspirational thing someone has ever said about a robbery. However, I would prefer to change cat pee to my piss.

Jerome on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Pee is more fun ... I have kids ...

I hate robberies. It's fucking cowardly. If someone's gonna try to take something of mine, I would prefer they try to do it in front of me. Then they would need to beat the shit out of me and endure a couple forearms to the face and knees to the kidneys.

douglas on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 9:48 AM

i had about 250+ CDs stolen from out of my car in front of joe's house 4-5 weeks ago, that was shitty, it was basically my entire collection (the only place i listen to cd's is my car), Cds that I've had since like high school, plus a lot of mix cd's that could probably never be replaced. granted, it's nothing compared to what happened to brock, but it's still shitty. what's more, they also took my duffel bag full of sweaty workout clothes. if you're going to steal something, steal something you might actually fucking use, don't do it to be a fucking nuisance. that's what pisses me off more than anything.

Bigworm on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:11 AM

Douglas - that sounds like the exact same thing that happened to Doug Huelsman. He had his cd collection and a nike duffelbag stolen.

Bigworm on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Brock - if there is anything I can do let me know.

Bigworm on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:28 AM

On KentuckySportsRadio.com they are giving fans player introductions for the upcoming season. Yesterdays player introduction was for "The Future" Bobby Perry. Here is an excerpt from the blog on how he got his nickname.

"Turkey Hunter: In the history of the role playing Bobby, a couple of names stand out: Bobby Ewing, Bobby Hill, and Bobby Brady to name a few. Each brought something to the table that made their show just a little bit better while always managing to do nothing spectacular. Although none could stand alone as a superstar, each functioned well in an ensemble cast providing moments of talent well beyond what one would expect. Well gentlemen, you can add one more name to that list: Bobby Perry, also known as the “the Future”. Now a lot of people ask: why is Bobby nicknamed “the Future”? Well, it stems from a not so interesting story that I will go ahead and share anyways. 2 seasons ago, I was attempting to watch a UK game at the residence of my then girlfriend. Her roommate, a plus size lass who was equal parts heavy and ugly, came into the viewing room to take on a US weekly crossword and put down a couple of modified smores(instead of gram crackers she substituted ego waffles). A couple of bites in, she started getting excited at a level usually reserved for the sound of an approaching Schwan’s truck. What could it be? Had she pulled a muscle in her tongue? Had she stumbled upon some rogue M&M’s in the couch cushin? No, this excitement was all for one Bobby Perry who had justmade his way to the scorer’s table. Now, this reaction left me dumbfounded. Bobby is a clean cut young man and I am sure he has no problem with the ladies- but honestly, her reaction made the kids outside TRL look like Terri Schiavo on Quaaludes. I asked her, “what gives”? Her only response: “he is the Future”. I don’t know what that meant exactly. I think she may have been equating him to Dippin’ Dots, the Ice Cream of the Future (which debuted at the former Opryland in 1988) as something great that had already arrived, I’m not sure. But believe me, her eyes lit up faster than the chancellor’s wife at Vandy. She loved the way he played, the way he looked- everything. And thus, out of her excitement, a nickname was born. So, now there are two remarkable traits I am left with when thinking back to my ex’s Shrek of a roommate: 1. her incredible FUPA/gunt. 2. her designation of Bobby Perry as “the Future”. And now you know this."

douglas on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:28 AM

about a year ago now the same thing happened at joe's house, some one broke in and took my oakleys and the removable faceplate to my cd player. they didn't bother to take the actual stereo, or the two 12" subwoofers I had in the trunk, just the faceplate, which of course is useless on its own. i mean, seriously, what's the fucking point? i'd rather them take the whole fucking stereo, b/c w/o the faceplate's it's useless to me, and I guess someone should enjoy it.

Bigworm on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:30 AM

So should we just park cars in front of Joe's house and hide in the bushes with baseball bats waiting for little punks to steal shit. After we give them a good beat down Brock can piss on them.

douglas on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:33 AM

i did some stupid shit as a kid, and a couple acts of vandalism are probably the things i'm least proud of, b/c as i've gotten older and realized how hard i've had to work to get my shit, i have a much greater respect for other people's shit.

seriously, me and joe were gonna' do that one night. i grilled joe's punk neighbor kids one night when i was drunk, thinking it was them or someone they knew, but they denied knowledge and said their parents' cars got broken into too.

Bigworm on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Look at this.

ND going to offer season tickets for the first time in 30 years.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2606099

joe on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:41 AM

They just go up and down the street and look for unlocked cars every so often. They never go in the back yards from what I can tell

joe on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:46 AM

I have officially applied to be a fireman, wait politically correct, firefighter. I think I can pass the written test, the physical test scares me.

Sorry to hear about your stuff Brock.

Well I am out of here for the weekend. You all have a good one, Cuban, Mongo and I are off to the Windy City this evening. Can anyone help me cover bail?

douglas on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 10:57 AM

i can only hope i need to come up with some bail money

Brock on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Thanks for the offers fellas.

I can at least say they weren't complete dicks, aside from stealing my shit. But they didn't take my playstation, just most of the games. They left NCAA Football, which was in the system and my memory cards. They didn't bother my computer, but since they probably were riding off on my bike, they couldn't carry a computer or TV.

What really gets me is the credit cards. They went to Wal-Mart, bought $250 worth of shit, but it took 3 cards to do it. 2 got denied, and then the 3rd worked. These stores need to get in gear and realize that some jackass is using stolen credit cards. When I called to cancel one of my cards, the customer service guy was watching them as they charged stuff at a Taco Bell, a pizza place, got denied at a drive-thru liquor, and then went to a Qwik-Stop. I called the police right back after that and told them that we knew exactly where they were, but they just said tell the officer when he arrives..... uhh, that would be too late. The police took forever to arrive because dumbasses across the city were shooting each other. Fuck those gang-bangers... I want my bike and Madden back.

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Brock... all that is terrible. I know everyone else has said so, but if you need anything, let me know.

I had a guy break into my apartment one night and I called the cops when he was still in my house, and it took them an hour and a half to get there. Luckily he was just drunk and high and my sister and I managed to get him out of my house and he wasnt some serial killer or rapist. After we got him outside, he stayed outside trying to get back in, and the cops showed up finally to take him away... They just apologized saying that they only schedule one car for the whole county at night, and they happened to be on the other side of the county when I called. Clearly, I was not happy. Cops suck.

Brock on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 11:29 AM

I don't really want to bitch about it, I just want to get Punisher-style and hunt criminals for sport. Clearly some in society need to be put to sleep.

Brock on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 11:56 AM

I guess UC can't be harassed for low graduation rates anymore.

Graduation Rates taking into account JuCos (recruiting 1996-99, grad 2000-03)
Indiana GSR 82
Cincinnati GSR 46
Ohio State GSR 38
Kentucky GSR 33
Louisville GSR 33
Tennessee GSR 18

Jay on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 12:14 PM

I like the idea of hiding in the bushes, and beating the crap out of punk kids. Even if they are not trying to steal anything.

Brock on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Can we catch them, take them out to the woods and hunt them with bows and arrows.

After all that, I want to recreate the scene from Predator when he kills the big indian dude and rips his skull and spine out and holds it up over his head and roars. This is the vision I have, and I must fulfill it.

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 12:49 PM

didnt that skull and spine thing happen in the mortal kombat finishing moves, too?

Jay on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Jen-yes, it was sub-zero's finishing move
Brock- After that though, you have to do the 'Ha ha ha' slow laugh when the predator is about to blow himself up.

Jay on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 1:20 PM

I have to see this movie

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/7...6/736330p1.html

douglas on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 2:24 PM

anybody got any plans for the evening?

Marc on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 2:26 PM

get drunk and get laid myself. Although there is a better chance of the first one... unless nobody else drives again. God Bless Phil and Jay. The other regular drivers. And big shout outs to Brock and Wes when they go out too.

douglas on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 2:30 PM

that's a damn good answer marc

Jay on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 2:36 PM

The question is, where are we going to meet?

Marc on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 2:42 PM

Well God smited Joe's last week. (Too bad B-mac couldn't....Just like Joe on New Years.) I'll bet Chris isn't allowed out. (just kidding....not kidding.) Phil's place is kinda small for all of us. Brock's place is all the way in Cincy and apparently not burglar-proof. Mine comes with parents. Therefore the only logical conclusion is .... I got nothing. Maybe Wicks. Maybe Laura's, or Julie's or some other girl who hasn't realized that she is not supposed to like Natty Sci. Whenever I get my own place you all would be welcome to meet there. But we need a plan for tonight, not the year 2027.

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 2:50 PM

I haven't realized that I shouldnt like natty sci yet. You could meet at my house and play pop-a-shot in my living room.

Marc on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 2:55 PM

the sad thing I know the offer is meant IN NO WAY to sound kinky. (But it does) and that "makes me sad in pants"

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 2:58 PM

okay, basketball in that big net thingy in my living room.

Brock on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:01 PM

"Pop-a-shot" in the living room. I've gotta use that line.

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:04 PM

works like a charm.

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:05 PM

except its probably funnier to you since you've never seen the basketball game that acutally is in the livingroom at my house...

Brock on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Exactly. You need to get a pair of shorts that says "Fill 'er up"

I'm gonna show her my "OHH" face.

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:12 PM

haaahaha.

Well, two hours to go and I'm out of work to do for the day.

Bigworm on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:34 PM

An hour and a half.

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:38 PM

I'm soooo bored. I wish I had some work to do. and some cupcakes.

Jay on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Magic cupcakes?

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:53 PM

if there's a reference there I dont get it. Unless, by "magic cupcakes" you mean ones that will magically make it 5 o'clock...

Marc on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 3:57 PM

here you go Jen.
Now don't say I never did anything for you.
http://www.youtube.com/results?sear...p;search=Search

jen on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 4:02 PM

HEY! PANDA BEAR!!!!!

Green Baron on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 4:49 PM

I have been born:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060929...eather_isaac_dc

Unfortunately, I am threatening to no one.

Brock on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 4:52 PM

Maybe you can kill George Clooney and Marc Wahlberg on a fishing boat.

Brent on Saturday, September 30, 2006 at 1:41 PM

Alright, a little delimma in my other league; do I start Delhomme or Pennington this week?

Brock on Saturday, September 30, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Delhomme is always a tough call. But Steve Smith is getting healthier. I'd go with Delhomme because Pennington might have some trouble escaping Freeney.

Brock on Saturday, September 30, 2006 at 2:13 PM

I'm off to see if Cincy can beat Miami, Miami of Ohio that is. Go Cats.

stew on Saturday, September 30, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Larry King farting stories...good stuff
http://www.gawker.com/news/cnn/larr...arts-184929.php

Brent on Sunday, October 01, 2006 at 12:42 PM

Thanks for the advice Brock, but I think Im going with Pennington, Im hoping for a shootout in Indy.

Brock on Sunday, October 01, 2006 at 1:06 PM

Sorry Brent, on the first drive of the game, Pennington gets sacked and loses a fumble. Ouch.

Bigworm on Sunday, October 01, 2006 at 1:14 PM

Wow.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15012086/

Brent on Sunday, October 01, 2006 at 1:17 PM

Damn!

Brock on Sunday, October 01, 2006 at 1:26 PM

Moral of Wes' story. Don't kill police, bad idea. I love the line in that story "we would have shot more, but we shot all the bullets we had"

Bigworm on Sunday, October 01, 2006 at 4:21 PM

How is it that I would have been better to play Trent Green (currently not playing) opposed to Alex Smith as QB for fantasy football. Smith's stats for the day; 13 completions for 92 yards, 0 TD, 2 INT, 5 sacks.

stew on Sunday, October 01, 2006 at 6:12 PM

Did anyone watch the Saints-Panthers game? That was one of the better games I've seen in awhile. Gotta love Drew Brees. I think I'm going to the Steelers-Chargers game on next sunday night...can't wait.

stew on Sunday, October 01, 2006 at 6:50 PM

Grrr....not looking good for the Bengals.

Phil on Sunday, October 01, 2006 at 7:23 PM

that Miami cop killer story was all over the news down in Orlando. Those guys don't fuck around. They had a $5000 bounty out for the dude's head and made it pretty clear that they were going to pop that guy the second they got a chance and recommended anyone helping him hide to turn him in because they might get killed too.

Jerome on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 9:03 AM

Ascension flag football update -- 5-0!!!!

Bigworm on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 9:31 AM

Douglas - did you get a call from Joe stating he needed bail money this weekend?

Joe - Any good stories?

Jay on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 9:53 AM

He hasn't posted yet. Maybe he's still in jail?

Bigworm on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 9:55 AM

Drunk tank?

Jay on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 9:58 AM

That, or whatever they do to guys that pick up whores.

Phil on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:07 AM

whore tank?

douglas on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:10 AM

joe's still in chicago, they're coming back today. i did get a fun call on fri. night however. after bmac and joe left diane's apartment (with the cuban still there) they proceeded to go to the bars by wrigley, and it was about 1:30 or so when i got a call from joe saying he was humping wrigley field. when i asked what he meant (which was probably dumb) he said he was standing against the wall of wrigley field humping it.

douglas on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:12 AM

even funnier, while joe was still humping, he told me to hold on, i heard him running on the phone, stop, make some sex noises, and then he told me he was now humping the Harry Carey statue out in front of Wrigley. Yup, these are our friends.

Bigworm on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Wow, so I am guessing Joe was pretty drunk?

douglas on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:13 AM

that would be a safe assumption

Bigworm on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:13 AM

But then again, we all would probably do that stuff sober. For example, there are pictures of me humping an alligator on our way to Daytona Beach and all kinds of crazy stuff happened to that Corona Parrot.

Jay on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:24 AM

That Corona parrot was asking for it!

douglas on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:30 AM

and damn it jay, i'm gonna be pissed at you if reggie brown doesn't score 5 fan. points tonight, you gotta beat the baron so i can take sole possession of first place in football

Bigworm on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Yeah I knew I was doomed when Alex Smith put up a whopping -8 fantasy points.

douglas on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:43 AM

i raped brock like a child molester would dakota fanning

Phil on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:55 AM

i have yet to have a QB score higher than a -5.00.

Jerome on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Tubby got another foreign big man - from the UK to UK. Yeah, okay I guess I can see that.

http://www.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl.../100206aaa.html

Phil on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 11:26 AM

family planning advice:
http://www.avalon5.com/index.php/archives/689

Brock on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 11:47 AM

The Tony Clifton tangent that begins in the comments for that picture are hilarious.

Jay on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 12:47 PM

Geez douglas. Lighten up.

adrian on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 1:10 PM

Just tried the 99 cent cripsy chicken sandwhich from wendys and it gets my approval.

adrian on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 1:18 PM

I am so fucking Psyched. There is a benchmarking program called Super Pi that tests out how fast your processor can caluclation 1 millions decimal digits of PI. A guy at work has a dual core athlon so i wanted to see how bad my cpu smokes his piece of shit.

His processor runs at about 2.2 ghz and mine runs at 1.8.

Time Results:

His: 53 seconds
Mine: 28 seconds.

Then i overclocked my cpu to about 2.23 ghz.

Time: 22 seconds.

Now I can't wait to see how long it takes my computer to compress a dvd to ipod format.

Phil on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 1:34 PM

NEeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!

adrian on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 1:44 PM

Oh well. What is nedy is what i did this weekend. I was fucking around with asp.net 2.0 and decided to build an ajaxy message board with on the fly editing javascript and ajax based with no post back.

Now that was nerdy.


Marc I saw your creepy father again today walking. I was coming back from wendys and he had a backwards cap on so i yell out "james" very loud but it looked like he had ear buds on listening to music. that fucker will acknowledge me one day.

Jay on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Adrian, you just made me feel 100 times better about myself.

douglas on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 1:59 PM

i can't lighten up, fantasy football is serious shit. plus you had jeramy stevens playing, who's out right now, so you missed points opportunity there. you're still a newbie, you'll get it around playoff time when it's do or die.

Marc on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 2:11 PM

I need to know what happened in Chicago. Joe of out town....B-mac present... I mena c'mon it's gotta be great.Hhumping Wrigley field and Harry Carey statue should just be a teaser of the weekend that was.

Jay on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 2:48 PM

Marc...learn to type. Seriously.

douglas on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 2:53 PM

they're supposed to get back today so i'm sure joe will be on here at some point

adrian on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 2:56 PM

That why I included inline editing on my message board, for smart communication majors like Marc.

Jerome on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 3:03 PM

I see what you mena, AAdrian.

adrian on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 3:05 PM

Hey brock who won between the Bengals and the Patriots? Surely to God the Bengals didn't take an ass pounding.

Phil on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 3:20 PM

I have tickets for games 3 and 4 of the NLCS and one for game 5 of the world series at the Great American Ball Park.

Brock on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 3:25 PM

Yeah, they lost.... their FIRST game. Shut the fuck up. Shittsburgh is last place behind Cleveland because Oakland blows so bad. The only team worthy of praise so far this season is the Bears. Chicago is kicking some serious ass.

Phil on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 3:28 PM

hey marc, I think you mentioned this last week:
http://www.palmercash.com/product.asp?3=283

Marc on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Shit, I didn't know that was a t-shirt. It just sounded funny to me. I thought I made it up myself, but perhaps I had heard it a while ago from somewhere else and forgot.

adrian on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 3:55 PM

So the truth comes out. Marc is a big fraud. He is pretty damn funny at lunch throwing around jokes left and right and it is now my belief that he just rips the material off from somewhere. You big fat Fraud!

Marc on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 4:07 PM

I am not a fraud. Jackass. I couldn't make t-shirts because (1) I can't even type and (2) Phil dismisses my every team name (although many for good reason). I still think I'm funnier at lunch. Not the way back from lunch though. Too bad I won't be able to join anyone for lunch this week (except maybe Friday).

jen on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 4:09 PM

I would have to say you are funnier at lunch. Why can't you have lunch this week?

adrian on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Marc, it is ok that you are not an original. You still make me laugh at lunch, even though it is someone elses joke.

Jay on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:00 PM

Too bad the Merry Marvel Marching society was disbanded in like the 70's or 80's.

Jerome on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 10:15 PM

Learn how to count, Brock. 1-2 beats 1-3 every time ... fuckin' Ravens ...

Phil on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 11:23 PM

big jay squeaks out a victory as Reggie Brown sacrifices his body put big jay up by .5 points.

Brent on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 11:24 PM

Back to a 3 way tie for the number one spot

Brock on Monday, October 02, 2006 at 11:39 PM

My bad, I confused 1-2 "sucks really bad" with 1-3 "sucks even worse"

I'm glad the Ravens are winning. I just proves the AFC Central is still the best division. Bengals 2-0 vs. AFC Central.

Phil on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 12:41 AM

Article in the NYTimes written by a guy who was in a plane that collided with that 737 in Brazil:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/03/b...nyt&emc=rss

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 9:04 AM

B-Mac and I take off walking from Diane's leaving Mark and Diane alone while we stumble drunk towards Wrigley field because supposedly bars are around there. The Wrigley humping took place next. Then I met a guy from Cincy at Murphy's bar who is a UL fan and an OSU fan. I have an hour and a half conversation with him about UL and B-Mac sits in the background yelling go Michigan over and over till the guy nearly fights B-Mac. I get free beer and the guy orders B-mac water. Next bar has a Michael Jackson cover band playing. Things get blurry, we get kicked out of a bar because pop-a-shot steals b-mac's money. Bar's closed at 2 so we drunkenly stumble back. Saturday was dull because I didn't drink and accountants are boring. After a 14 inning baseball game where they sang take me out to the ballgame twice, first time by George lopez, I got a hold of something and felt like ass, way worse then a hangover. No good stories. Sunday I set a high score in pop a shot of 101 points at Slugger's bar, highlight of my life. Slugger's Bar is a combined Saddle Ridge, Howl at the Moon, Chuck e Cheese and Batting cage. Down stairs is similar to saddle ridge, upstairs you have the arcade and pop a shot and skee ball, and batting cages. Next to that is the piano bar where they played journey over and over. Overall, I rate Chicago as a good time.

Jerome on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 9:29 AM

Did anyone else see "Michael Jackson cover band playing" in Joe's post? I, for one, am intrigued - and I'm wondering when Jay and Marc are gonna work out an arrangement of the panty-soaking classic "Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough"

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 9:31 AM

Barney you have done it again:

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

Jerome on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 9:45 AM

Had I known that CERRANO was gonna be so close to the league lead in RBIs, I would have picked him up in fantasy baseball.

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 9:48 AM

Did he actually say Cerrano? I heard Cerrano but I thought it could have been Soriano.

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 9:55 AM

There are a lot of marvel movies coming out
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0032696/
Unfortunately, I can't look at them from work.

Jerome on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 9:56 AM

I'm pretty sure it was Cerrano. First, they were talking American League. And second, I'm assuming they would've had to pay a nice bit of cash to MLBPA if they said Soriano. The team names, I think, are public domain.

Jerome on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 10:00 AM

DC needs to counter attack the Marvel movies with some more of the Vertigo titles. How awesome would it be to see movies for "Y the Last Man", "Fables", "100 Bullets" or "Sandman"?

adrian on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Three things to comment on today...

1) The new xmen come out on dvd today. Fucking A! Wolverine better choke a bitch.
2) I ran a six minute mile last night. I pat myself on the back for that one considering the fact that all i do is jog anymore.
3) The contact form chick emailed me again telling me that just thining about the Memphis Adrian makes her nipples hard. Now i will have to respond to her for that remark.

adrian on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Oh and Brock, If Carson Palmer would learn how to hold onto a football like he holds on to his teammates cocks, then maybe they might when a super bowl.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 10:30 AM

when = win jackass.

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 10:30 AM

F'n A, Adrian! This chick sounds freaky. You know what gets my nipples hard? X 3 being released today!

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Biff's question song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwY5o2fsG7Y

adrian on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Best buy is selling the regular widescreen version for 14.99 and the collectors edition for 24.99. Is the collectors edition x-3 really worth the extra $10.00?

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 10:48 AM

i think the collector's edition has like 3 alternate endings and 10 deleted scenes, and for an extra 10 bucks, it's probably not worth it. speaking for myself, i watch the extra shit on a DVD maybe once, and then never again, the only movies i've watched the DVD extras multiple times is The Godfather trilogy

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 11:50 AM

For me, it's definitely worth it. But I am a huge Xmen nerd.

Phil on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 12:13 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_Metaphor

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 12:33 PM

That is a great read right there Philco. I found it highly enjoyable even though we know what most if not all mean.

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 12:46 PM

My favorites were Ejection, Ground rule double, and Line Drive.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 12:48 PM

So then was Joe thrown out at the plate?

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 12:48 PM

I was wondering that too?

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 12:49 PM

It mixed throw out at the plate with an unearned run

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 12:54 PM

That's great stuff really. I always get a laugh when I think about that. Just imagine how funny it would be if I would have been around to witness it.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Better yet, I want to know what was going on in her mind.

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:02 PM

that fucking asshole and all of his asshole friends....and why do they keep clapping?

that's what was going on in her mind

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:05 PM

At what point did she say, yeah that sounds like a good idea when you asked Joe if he was gonna do her or what?

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:05 PM

i would kill to hear a girl say, word for word, 'Damn that line drive hurt'

I also like slumpbuster and bunting for a hit, those two were pretty funny, I hadn't heard of those terms

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:07 PM

not sure if she had much a choice really, we kinda pushed them in there together and told joe to go to work.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:14 PM

So then is it plausible Joe could have been stealing home?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:19 PM

This is pretty funny. Coach O was suppose to be the man to get things turned around for Ole Piss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Pn...rGHRw&eurl=

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:29 PM

joe was picked off before he got his feet moving

Phil on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:30 PM

I think Joe was advancing to home on an error but was thrown out at the plate.

Brock on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:34 PM

Wouldn't it be like he was advancing home on a fielder's choice, but was thrown out at home; since he was coerced into the room.

Brock on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:39 PM

That "Coach O" song is hilarious. I know nothing about Ole Miss, but its still great.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Joe - are any of your colleagues reading this site?

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 1:52 PM

I don't think so. Who cares?

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:03 PM

to be advancing home, you'd have to make it to third, I don't think joe even made it that far.

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Its like in major league where Willie Mays Hayes was picked off first when the first baseman said, "Its kinda hard to steal second with your shoe untied."

Phil on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:20 PM

Joe was inserted as a pinch baserunner at third base, tried to advance to home on a throwing error and then fell down face first and was picked off?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:24 PM

Actually I think it was one of those things where it was an extremely hard and high hit that looked like it was going for an easy homerun...well wouldn't you know it that it hit a bird flying by and the ball stayed in play. After realization of this debacle he tried to score but stumbled over third base leading to a run down between third and home. It was all very exciting for the fans to watch, however, the end result is he fell down in the middle of the excitement and never could get back up and make the score.

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Is the mercy rule in here at all?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:30 PM

Mercy rule should be where you are completely plastered so you can get it up but no matter how long you are going at it you aren't going to cum so after fucking for like an hour and a half you just stop pounding away.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:30 PM

Get up and walk away.

Brock on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:31 PM

I think Joe was referring to that fact that he's tired of hearing about it. But thanks for the graphic picture Wes.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:32 PM

Yeah I figured that much as well....however, you just have to throw some thing out there...I mainly gave that image so Douglas can laugh.

Brock on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:32 PM

We've all been there and done that, just some of us have done that in a public restroom.

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:34 PM

i'm laughing wes, and that is an entirely true statement, where it's up and raring to go, but it takes too damn long and you either stop and go to sleep or you just fall asleep in the middle of said sex act. (Not recommended by the way, for some stupid reason women don't like that). what's funny though, is usually the morning after a night of long sex with no end result b/c of tiredness, like immediately after waking up, I am extremely fucking horny and roll over and start pounding away b/c all that shit's all built up

adrian on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:35 PM

You did it to a dude in the bathroom thinking about Carson Palmer. Just fucking with you Brock. You were thinking about Chad Johnson weren't you?

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:42 PM

Joe, if it makes you feel any better, I'm like the retarded bat boy the team lets take a swing every once in a while. And I always strike out.

Brock on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:45 PM

Jay, that guy's name is Willy Mo Pena.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:49 PM

Or Mark McGuire...you can pick Jay.

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:50 PM

I guess I'll go with McGuire, since I'm actually on steroids. Although I don't have 40" forearms, because of the low dosage of steroids, my balls have to be like 10X the size of his.

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Ken Caminiti's balls actually disappeared for a while. Cocaine mixed with 'roids isn't good for you.

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Wes, that is a good definition of the mercy rule. Since a squeeze play is a combined sacrifice bunt and stealing home does that mean it is a gang rape? What would a hit and run be?

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:08 PM

intentional walk is the good bye hug or you go in for the kiss and you get the head turn for a cheek kiss.

Marc on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:14 PM

What is attempt to nail girl in buddy's damp basement, and then take her upstairs to try and complete the play? Delay to call up grounds-keeper then talking to the owner.

Oh and a rain delay before the game is MUCH BETTER than a rain delay DURING the game.

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Damnit marc!

Marc on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:15 PM

hey I waited until after lunch time at least.

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:17 PM

That doesn't matter. So is a double play a threesome?

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:28 PM

what is a foul tip?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:31 PM

Foul Tip - Is where you only get the tip in.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:32 PM

Double play is not a threesome because in a double play you get 2 outs. A threesome would be 2 runs.

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:33 PM

call to the bullpen=booty call

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:36 PM

that's a good one

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:40 PM

an orgy is batting around the order

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:40 PM

perfect game???
no hitter???
shutout???

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:41 PM

Touche, Wes. A threesome would be what, then, a double score? That's too obvious. I guess a double play would be you and your wingman get taken out at the same time, e.g. the girls mother hen has to leave.

Jay on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:42 PM

Shut out- either all your boys score, or none of your boys score, depending upon which way you look at it.

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:45 PM

there aren't really good analogies for those. everytime i've used shutout, it's been where everyone got shutout (i.e. got no play).

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:47 PM

the friend = robbed homerun

Phil on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:48 PM

pepper = circle jerk

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:48 PM

catcher's interference = I don't know but I am already laughing

Brock on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:50 PM

I would call catcher's interference the good wingman. You get to first base b/c of someone else's help.

Brock on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Example of catcher's interference. Adrian and I in New Orleans with the "You lied to me" chick.

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:52 PM

but The catcher is the passive receiver or bottom partner in (especially homosexual) anal sex or sexual intercourse.

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:52 PM

i would call catcher's interference something like a chick's period or something, b/c the catcher is the one who ultimately receives, so if it's interference, which is usually unintentional on the catcher's part, i would think of a woman's menstruation or something like that.

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:52 PM

So it works good for adrian and brock

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:53 PM

of course if you're a fag and you're the catcher, your interference could be something like a dead gerbil or bloody asshole or something

Phil on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:55 PM

let's see here...
Mendoza line = ugliest chick you'd fuck
brushback pitch = the ol' take your hand from her crotch or boob and put it someplace else move
utility player = someone you keep around for those lonely, lonely nights

and my take at catcher's interference: My understanding of the rule is when the catcher prevents you from taking a swing. So I say catcher's interference is a cock block from a chick's gay friend.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 3:59 PM

I saw the catchers interference is where you are talking with some little hottie and another guy tries to hit on her right in the middle of your conversation and in doing so, he comes off as an ass thus making you look better. Therefore, you are awarded an advancement down the basepaths simply because they interfered.

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:01 PM

i like the bloody ass theory better

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:01 PM

catcher's interference is if you take a swing and hit the catcher in any way. The catcher's interference is the better of one base or end result of the play. You are guaranteed one base but can still get a homerun.

Brock on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:01 PM

I was thinking along the lines of Wes, but the other guys do have a point in that the "catcher" already has a definition which must be employed in this larger definition.

Phil on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:03 PM

fungo = the friend in friend with benefits
checked swing = almost going home with someone you shouldn't
third base coach waving you home = buddy provides you with protection
dropped third strike and haul ass to first base = the ol' "if I kiss her maybe she'll change her mind about things" move
foul territory = my butt
obstruction = roommate's cockblock

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:04 PM

pitch out=chick makes a move to keep you from advancing to next base

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:06 PM

broken bat=disease

Phil on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:08 PM

what about suicide squeeze?

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:08 PM

short porch=slut
green monster=short porch but tall fence, slut but you have to hit it good to get it over the fence

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:09 PM

gang rape, helping your friend steal home

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:11 PM

appeal=asking friend if boinkable

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:12 PM

doubleheader=two regularly scheduled games or 2 scheduled booty calls in a row

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Power Alley=G spot

joe on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:14 PM

quick pitch=form of a balk or premature ejaculation
wild pitch=???
pass ball=???

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:16 PM

wild pitch=aiming to cum on a certain spot and missing

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:18 PM

charging the mound=attacking a cockblocker

Phil on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:18 PM

Eephus = girls that act slutty but in reality are just doing it for attention. But if you know that's coming, it's pretty easy to hit.

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 4:20 PM

duck fart/dying quail=two pump chump, technically it counts for a hit, but it's a shitty way to get one

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 5:02 PM

Douglas - way to kill a conversation. I have been seriously trying to think of something after that and I got nothing.

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 5:05 PM

i'm sorry i was a conversation killer. i can't think of anymore good ones either

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 5:06 PM

leadoff hitter=first in a group of guys to initiate conversation with a group of girls

douglas on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 5:08 PM

cleanup hitter=hits the most home runs in a group of guys

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 5:15 PM

I think the clean-up hitter is that guy that comes in and helps seal the deal for his buddies.

Brock on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 5:36 PM

Leadoff hitter is the drunk guy who initiates conversation with all the random ladies, with the occasional home run success (not everyone is Ricky Henderson). The clean-up hitter is much as Douglas described. He'll take advantage of the lead-off hitter's base hit and potentially lead to a score for both of them. The obnoxious/gentleman wingman team.

Dave on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 6:20 PM

Slugging percentage?

Dave on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 6:23 PM

Oh by the way, Adrian, that "girl" from that keeps emailing you about the Memphis encounter is really Brock just fucking with you.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 7:52 AM

slugging percentage is simply the ratio of the total number of bases divided by at bats. Don't even have to change anything. Same goes for on base percentage.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 8:00 AM

UK football, it is that exciting:

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/coll...cats-204869.php

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 8:41 AM

3 sports guy running diaries and some good news for me:

http://biz.yahoo.com/special/allbiz...6_article1.html

Jerome on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 8:58 AM

More evidence that people from my hometown (my HIGH SCHOOL, in fact) have no common sense. Unfortunately, this won't affect WVU too much - unless U of L can stomp the piss outta them.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/...tory?id=2611967

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:16 AM

When that happened to Desmond Allison at UK they kicked him out of the univeristy because they had a no tolerence policy. Then they realized well college kids do stupid things and since no other major programs had a zero tolerance policy we relaxed our stance dramatically. The year after Desmond Allison got booted or maybe later on that same year Jules Camara was cited with a DUI he sat out an entire year and had to go to AA meetings, however, he did keep his scholarship.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:16 AM

Since WVU is in the national title hunt, Bruce will probably be back for the UofL game.

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:16 AM

that's probably a safe assumption

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Zero tolerance is bullshit

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:21 AM

hey joe, i emailed ol' scotty wiegandt last night for a letter of recommendation for grad school. i can't wait to get a response

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:24 AM

Douglas - are you looking at your MBA?

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:26 AM

yeah, i'm going back this spring to take my electives, and the core classes for the weekend MBA program at BU start in August.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:27 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:27 AM

ha....wiegandt, what a douchebag

Jerome on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Scott Wiegandt - now THERE'S a crafty lefty...

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:30 AM

i just keep thinking of something wiegandt's dad said to me at scuba's wedding, and that was how wiegandt really liked me a lot but never showed me or told me, ever, not once. so hopefully he'll give a good recommendation, plus at Bellarmine the athletic director would be a good source of a recommendation. i met with richardson yesterday, the MBA director, and I straight up told her I hadn't kept in touch with any of my professors and the only person on campus I could probably get a letter from would be wiegandt, and she said that'd be a great recommendation.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:33 AM

That's great stuff fellas.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:36 AM

i thought it was crappy lefthander

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:38 AM

I don't know why but I think that man hates me

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:38 AM

the best was when we'd be taking BP and he'd only be standing fifteen feet away and start throwing his junk from that close, when he knew we pretty much had no way of hitting it b/c he was so close

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:39 AM

Remember when we beat him and b-mac in the homerun derby

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:40 AM

Or when he asked me if I want to pinch run on senior day and I said "fuck no" and b-scott said let him hit he beat you in the homerun derby

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:41 AM

he was pretty pissed, i was the first player in his coaching tenure to beat him in the home run derby solo too.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:41 AM

I was the only pitcher to ever hit a homerun

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:46 AM

Chicks dig the long ball.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:47 AM

bitches love that shit

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:47 AM

the long ball's gotten me laid a few times

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:49 AM

crafty left handed middle relievers get no lovin'.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Chicks just don't appreciate the crafty left handed middle relievers. They don't understand what they bring to the game.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Would you take this as a sign that your future bride's parents do not like you?

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15122704/?GT1=8618

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:57 AM

douglas, remember in high school when you could pitch a complete game shutout and go 4-4 with a jack and 5 rbi's all in the same game. those were the good days.

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 10:27 AM

high school was glory days indeed, i used to jack 3 bombs in one game

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 10:27 AM

then go home and fuck the prom queen

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 10:28 AM

I'm going to cry...the good old days

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 10:49 AM

http://cfn.scout.com/2/573821.html

CFN is picking UK over USC.

Jay on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 10:51 AM

I could never get laid back in college...wait...nevermind, I still can't. Those were the good old days.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 11:11 AM

This is pretty funny. Some drunk pushing cops in the river in England.

http://www.break.com/index/push_cops_in_lakeb.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Wow...I think this caller actually got this girl all hot and bothered.

http://www.break.com/index/caller_h...ts_on_host.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Wow this guy racks up on xmas.

http://www.break.com/index/a_drug_a...christmas1.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Professors that get stones make learning interesting to say the least.

http://www.break.com/index/stoned_professor.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 11:41 AM

This is why I am losing weight.

So I don't look like this Fatty.

http://www.break.com/index/fat_kid_van_dive.html

Barry - What do you think of are LSU's chances in The Swamp this weekend?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Wow, this guy is pretty fucked up if you ask me.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061004...t/memorizing_pi

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 12:09 PM

come on guys, it's that time of year, who's ready to get the team together?

FLAG FOOTBALL

Sign Up with the attached Roster

Rosters due October 12th, by 10:00 pm

Games will be played Sundays

Beginning on October 15th from 12:00-3:00

Questions? Contact Renee Hicks

Jay on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 12:11 PM

I am in, douglas.

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 12:13 PM

i have no dignity, count me in

Barry on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 12:18 PM

wes
lsu facts: #1 total defense; #2 scoring defense; #3 passing defense; rush defense is up there too. Receivers are crazy good and experienced holding onto the ball much better; Russell 70% completion # 2 rated passer 1,246 yds 10 tds 1 pick; Running game God-awful; 1 rusher over 200 yrd and 2 others over 100...on the whole damn season.
uf facts: top notch d-line (allow 43.6 ypg rushing against SEC oppononets); #64 pass defense (allow 989 yrds in 5 games); leak having fantastic year (64% completion 1,240 yrds 14 tds); deshawn wynn may not play; same with percy harvin; its uf's homecoming

in summary, looks like a very close low scoring game. we won't be able to run the ball at all...should have some decent yards passing though. all in all i like our chances...but it'll be close

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 12:20 PM

jay or marc or fandino needs to fill out the application as they're all enrolled at BU

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 12:23 PM

we better get at least 8 players out there.

Joe
Douglas
Me
Cuban
Marc
Big Jay
B-Mac

This...could get ugly

Jay on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 12:25 PM

I don't know if I can, as I am not currently at bellarmine. I think marc should do it. Or, I can try.

Barry on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 12:27 PM

oh yeah, other stuff that matters. by my count we've had 10 or more INT's (2 for td's) while Russell has only thrown one (flynn also threw 1 or 2). UF might be the most penalized team in the SEC. however, last year we were the most penalized team in the SEC and turned the ball over 5 times against Florida and still won...so, who knows?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 1:33 PM

Flag football huh fellas?

If we are going to do this I want it done properly.....Chris has to paint up like Ladamer.

Barry on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 1:35 PM

i think it's lattimer or lattimore, whatever...he was leatherface in the remake of texas chainsaw massacre

Marc on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Hey Wes, Thanks for posting the whole internet earlier. You got me caught up.

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 1:52 PM

it must be lunch time because marc made a funny

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Yeah it is Lattimer.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 1:54 PM

I am in for football. Douglas, we could get b-mac to talk to bickwermert at work and possibly get people like him, kuhlman and zink

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 1:57 PM

but that's not true natty sci, they still have athletic ability....

and no shit about lattimer, i didn't know that was him in massacre.

Jay on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 1:59 PM

Adrian, I'm sure you're not in. What about you, Wes? And Marc, that was pretty funny. Well played.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 1:59 PM

Yeah Marc I do that just for you. I know you can't type worth shit so I make it really fucking easy for you.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Jay - what do you mean what about me?

Jay on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:01 PM

Are you in for flag football?

Jay on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:01 PM

They just need to give Paris Hilton her own jail cell.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/...r.ap/index.html

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:04 PM

Time to start training for the Louisville Iron Man Triathlon:
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...SINESS/61004020

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:05 PM

I can definately fill a roster spot for flag football. However, we need to come up with a legit playbook and put forth a little effort, Or show up drunk. I don't really care which one to be honest with you.

Jerome on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:05 PM

Can I play? You don't even have to put me in the game. I'll just get water for everyone.

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:06 PM

I can handle the playbook if people don't mind showing up at seneca.

I figure with the number of arms on our team we could run a three QB offense and do some damage.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Phil, can you write me in as going long on every play. Furthermore, you guys just call me Josh Vaughn for flag football.

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:08 PM

i just want to scare the shit out of more freshmen

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:11 PM

I think we should go no huddle.

Brock on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:25 PM

I may be able to come in and sub like I did a few years ago, but only if Chris promises to get run down by a girl again.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:27 PM

chris will play when he can

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:31 PM

audibles and hand signals are important

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:35 PM

i, uh, have a list of audibles and hot routes...

they are pretty simple. Six men on the line is called Orange. Each player from left to right is a letter, far left is O, far right is E. Then a number is assigned to each hot route.

1 for a go
2 for a curl
3 for a hitch
4 for a post
5 for a flag
6 for an out
7 for an in
8 for a chair
9 for a slant

So O1R4 would be for the far right guy to go deep and the dude to his right to run a post.

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:38 PM

i am dyslexic. O1R4 would obviously be the far left people. Also, 0 was a flat and a 5 men on the line of scrimmage with a blocker in the backfield is called Black.

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:39 PM

why's the blocker gotta be black? why's it gotta be like that man?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Blocker in backfield is always a release man as well. Just in case.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:48 PM

we can't do this with b-mac

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:49 PM

up the middle is up the middle

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:51 PM

How many is on the field at one time in flag football, 7?

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:54 PM

7 sounds right

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 2:55 PM

I assume we are still playing 7 on 7. There are quite a few 8 on 8 leagues with contact, but I can't imagine bellarmine going that route after the fiasco that resulted during out last year (e.g. the first forced fumble in the history of flag football)

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:03 PM

we need to keep up our record for fights in a season

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:07 PM

in my opinion going orange 1 thru 9 is going to be too difficult for everyone to remember. Unless everyone lines up in the same spot the whole time, which then becomes predictable.

I am more of a fan of say,

center and 2 guards stay on the lline as blockers - qb can call audibles at the line for these guys (more below).

That leaves 3 other players as full time receivers or run blockers. Then you can simplify between the receivers by using RED 316 (based on 9 audibles mentioned above).

going from left to right for eligible receivers:
1. hitch pattern.
2. Josh Vaughn move of going long
3. out pattern.

If anytime, you want to add a blocker to the backfield you call the audible at the line in a 2 digit code such as "Check Check (code for audible) 48". At this point the designated receiver becomes a blacking back and is used as a screen safety release valve.

Line Play as Receivers
1. First goal is to slow rushing attack. If no rushing attack we can effectively run the ball all game long, which won't occur for the record.

2. Receivers - Code each blocker and give them a hot route for blitzing defenses.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:08 PM

lets turn in a roster first

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:14 PM

Yeah that is a good idea Joe. Always good to take the first step.

So how many do you guys seriously think we can get to play?

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:21 PM

the orange thing was just for hot routes and audibles really. I have 10 or 15 set plays that work very well if practiced a little.

Jay on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:27 PM

The only thing we need to watch out for is if there is a roster limit. I know for basketball it is limited to 10 players.

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:31 PM

i was looking at other webhosting companies (i.e. spying) and I ran across this:
http://www.globat.com/about_us/dustindiamond.htm

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:37 PM

they won't know the difference between our 7 players that show up

Jay on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Unless they check our ID's like they did last time. And they might not have a limit for the foosball.

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:43 PM

I don't know guys, I think thats bullshit

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 3:55 PM

Douglas, is bmac's birthday tomorrow and yours on monday?

Jerome on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 4:09 PM

globat.com endorses bad porn

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 4:17 PM

we played a team last time that had 16 dudes on it. Remember they had a defense and an offensive unit...with subs

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 4:20 PM

First and second team units also

joe on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Isn't that who we played tackle against

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 4:40 PM

joe-close, bmac's is Friday and mine is Sunday. Bmac's new 'girlfriend' emily ended up cancelling on him for dinner w/ his parents on Friday. I guess going on one date and then asking her to meet his parents is a much bigger step than a young, attractive woman who doesn't want a relationship is willing to take. Who would've ever thought?? anyway, i'm sure there will be drinking friday.

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 4:46 PM

top ten lies told by graduate students:
http://everyravlik.blogspot.com/200...e-students.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:04 PM

Philco - okay yeah that makes sense.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:09 PM

Ooh ooh ooh....am I invited to rock out with you guys?

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:20 PM

only if u can make it past midnight

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:23 PM

Midnight is only on New Years. And that is probably because I rock out more than anyone else did.

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:24 PM

i won't even dignify that statement with a response

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:27 PM

You did by not responding because you know it is true.

I can't say much about last year, however, 2 and 3 years ago I rocked it out hard. You cannot deny that. And the fact that I started at 3 or so when the UofL bowl game started and when I would replenish the pitcher of beer I would use my empty solo glass as a shot glass and filled it up to the first line (actually more like 3 shots of jager) with jager and took it down like a champ. So in essense I think I passed out around 10 or so. So a good 7 hours of heavy heavy heavy drinking....isn't so bad if you ask me.

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:29 PM

i've been around for the last two or 3 new year's eves, before those i was going to lexington every year, but i thoroughly remember being all fucked up during the u of l bowl game a couple years back as well, and then being even more thoroughly fucked up well past midnight, bitch. damn it, i responded

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:31 PM

I think if you look at the average rock out per hour (ROph) then wes is the overall champion of every new years we've had.

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:35 PM

i'm just trying to start a fight really, i think we're all too drunk to really determine a grand drunk champion anyway. usually when i'm fucked up, it's hard for me to tell who else is fucked up

douglas on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:35 PM

i like the RoPH theory

Brock on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 5:45 PM

Wes only has high ROph on New Years because he has about 4 hours less to rock out than everyone else.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 8:09 PM

Bullshit, I don't think your ass was there at 3 pm watching the UofL game. You don't show up till later Brock so you miss all the good setting the tone rocking out. Now if I "rocked out" like you at the New Years Party sipping beer all night long then I could go for days, but what is the point in that?

I do what I do in order to set the bar early on in the night, and in true Natty Sci fashion we have to keep raising the bar. Douglas, furthermore, when I showed up at Joe's on "God tried to save the world by killing us off" Friday, this is what Will told me: "Hey Wes I don't know if you remember me or not but I first met you at New Years 2 years ago...man that night was legendary" (he didn't use the Legen.....Dary ala Barney so we will have to work on that). That must mean my RoPH was pretty high that night. Hmmmm....maybe this year I will get a crown since I am the Rock Out King.....or better yet, bring some Crown Royal.

The RoPH nomenclature is genius Philco (#16 in your program but #1 in your hearts).

Brock on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 8:15 PM

I would hardly consider multiple keg-stands sipping beer, but wait, you weren't there for that because it was after midnight.

Brock on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 8:15 PM

Weren't we supposed to challenge each other to "Thunderdome" last time?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 8:16 PM

Okay that was pretty good Brock.

On another subject, that elliptical that we bought looks pretty good except it is missing the hardware to properly connect the pieces so now I have to call customer service tomorrow. This could get interesting.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 8:17 PM

Oh you want to go toe to toe with the champ do you Rommell?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 8:19 PM

Brock - I also realized that I do not have your cell phone number. Send it to me at my email account.

firstname.lastname(at)gmail.com

Brent on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 9:01 PM

Im in for flag football.

Joe, I talked to my buddy Mike who is on the Louisville Fire Dept. and he said if you do well on the test, which you probably will, and run the course under 8 minutes then you will get a serious look for acceptance. He said the course is a killer, something like carrying an 80lb fire hose up several flights of stairs, running dropping it off, picking it up again, more stairs, dropping it off, running, picking it up again, more stairs.

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 10:04 PM

I just got done with a 5 OT bitch of a flag football game. We were playing one of the A league teams (i.e. high school + college FB dudes) so that wasn't too fucking bad.

And I think I might have found us a QB. Wes Orr said he'd probably be up for it and if Joe Nett's ankle is ok he'd probably play too.

Phil on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 at 10:07 PM

I think we need to build a stairs set in joe's backyard. I'd be willing to train on it. My fat ass got out ran tonight. It was sad.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 7:55 AM

i heard 9 stories of stairs with the hose plus a 50 lb jacket to simulate the gear you wear and you are not allowed to use the hand rails. That is the part that kills everyone I hear.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:06 AM

you should probably start training by running with weights, or carrying sandbags or something over your shoulders.

Phil on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:19 AM

drunk girls slung over your shoulder would also work

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:21 AM

I'm just running, biking, push-uping, crunching and dipping my ass off right now. I forgot how good it felt to be healthy.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:24 AM

it does make a difference, i forgot how it felt to run 3 miles and not be exhausted, it's kinda nice to have that back again

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:27 AM

Today I weighed in at 229 pounds. Started at 244 pounds, so that is 15 pounds of fat that is gone. I am doing it the right way to by exercising and better eating habits. My goal is to get down to 200-210 by spring.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:30 AM

that sounds like a solid dating weight....

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:31 AM

Or fighting weight.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:31 AM

too bad you can't use it

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:40 AM

This is true.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:40 AM

That I can't use it, not that it is too bad.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:43 AM

The last time I stepped on a scale was after I put all the weight back on after my broken jaw and I was pushing 195-200 in a bad way. I don't mind the 195-200 just depends on how I got to it. Before I broke my jaw it was a good 195. My goal is to be able to do a triathalon sprint next spring: .75 k swim, 11-14 mile bike ride and 5 k run.

Why did we all start exercising?

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:46 AM

I don't know why we all started exercising...but probably because Adrian started it and lost a lot of weight. Maybe we didn't want to die in our 40s of a heart attack.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:48 AM

a sober Phil was a sign too

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:49 AM

Yeah I use to refer to Phil as Drunk Phil in Seymour. The stories just aren't the same now that he is Sober Phil.

Phil on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:51 AM

i take no responsibility for anything.

Phil on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Even after the fantasy baseball season the people on my team are retarded:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/artic...DTL&type=as

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 9:56 AM

I blame my exercise on my man-tosterone

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 10:13 AM

i just started getting fat and my pants weren't fitting as well anymore, so i lost weight, not so much b/c i wanted to feel all good about myself, i just didn't wanna cough up the money for a new wardrobe.

jen on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 10:14 AM

holy crap I almost had a heart attack. the vp of the company just came in and says "I hate firing people, but..." then eventually finishes his sentence "it had to be done." Not meaning me, thank goodness. that could have totally ruined my day.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 10:54 AM

Yeah I have already noticed that my suits fit better again and the such.

I think if I ever get a male dog I am going to have to name him Barney.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 10:58 AM

if i ever get a male dog i'm gonna' cut off his balls and name him wes......hahahahaha

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 10:59 AM

i can't stop myself i really can't

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 10:59 AM

That was actually pretty funny. Are you going to put them in a jar and taunt wes with them too?

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:06 AM

Hey Douglas, have you heckled b-mac about emily at all? Over the weekend he would disappear for periods of time to talk on the phone to her in Chicago. We couldn't help but harrass him. He even did it while we were inside Wrigley. Honestly, have we ever not harrassed someone about a girl?

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:06 AM

no, that would be cruel, i'll probably just tell little ball-less wes stories of the infamous natty sci new school nights out while he sat in his doghouse and licked the scar over where his nutsack used to be

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:09 AM

joe, no i haven't talked to him yet, but cuban was telling me the same thing you just did last night. apparently bmac was talking to her again last night, i can already tell she is completely fucking with his head. there will be mad shit-talk to him fri. night when we're out for our birthdays.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:22 AM

In the words of bmac, "I don't know guys, I think she might be a keeper"

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:22 AM

Yeah ball-less Wes might like some of those stories, as they are all entertaining.

However, if your RoPH was approaching my levels you wouldn't remember those stories to tell.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:31 AM

So how would we rank individuals of Natty Sci on the ROph scale? I think we need a top 10 list.



Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:33 AM

But you might need a list of individuals and the event....

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:35 AM

wes, typically the best part of our nights out is the next day or two when i eventually talk to joe and we try to figure out everything that happened and piece together our stories. i don't think anyone would ever say that i have a low RoPH level.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:38 AM

just ask the ultimate warrior, he'll tell you...

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:40 AM

Douglas - you know what the best part of my work day is. Fucking with you and you validating your RoPH ability.

Priceless.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:40 AM

So we are going ROph per night and you can be on the list multiple times

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:41 AM

1. Me August 2004 - rockin out in the hospital

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Well, maybe we should just use RoPH maximum in order not to dominate the lists.

And in my opinion, yeah I rock out and enjoy having fun, however, Joe probably deserves the #1 spot for the ambulance night. But then again, Chubby's in Daytona Beach was a rocking good time. Chris and I finished 2 bottles of liquor and I got Chris to take a shot of Bacardi Limon (which he can't drink for the record).

Well played Joe Burket. Well played.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:47 AM

I would put B-mac trying to steal a cop car high up there

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:51 AM

All I am saying is Will told me that night at New Years was legendary. That's all I know.

Plus Philco at Genny's was classic, but that wasn't really rocking out as it was depression.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:55 AM

joe, you sneaky bastard, you thought of the list idea so you could put yourself #1

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:56 AM

We are accustomed to drunk douglas, thus you are always up there so nothing extremely stands out

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:57 AM

worst shirt ever?

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:57 AM

Yeah that was a pretty good night.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:57 AM

And legendary in its own right.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:59 AM

If everyone had to take there highest ROph night what would it be and where would we rank it?

I'm putting my highes ROph as ambulance ride night
best B-mac I remember is stealing a cop car
Chris - new orleans?

Jay on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:16 PM

Mine would have to be the last stagger. It is certainly not the drunkest I've ever been, but it was the most spectacular.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:19 PM

my highest rock out night with natty sci: either joe's 21st birthday or this past new year's. any night taking devil shots and buffalo sweat has a high RoPH%, as does any night that I wear "the shirt"

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:22 PM

man, scratch that, I can't choose just one, i was folded two weeks ago during the flood, I was horrible last halloween, not to mention just random ass nights when there's only a couple of us going out.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:25 PM

there are too many to choose from. Is that a problem?

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:33 PM

never.

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Wes, you must certainly not forget your ROpH in Daytona while shooting Everclear. You were puking and dead before 1PM that day.

Marc - ROpH highlights: Running stationary in a rocking chair at Mallgate, any night a HPL

Chris - POpH highlights: Thunder of 2001 (running into the Ohio river), fighting the Big Show, Lexington (fighting the Funkhouser statue)

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:37 PM

Joe, I may have to say that Chris may beat you on ROpH, but only because he pukes everytime he smells alcohol. So I think we need a good definition of ROpH because some people shouldn't get bonus for puking all the time.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Heroes get remembered but legends never die. that is why we should should rock out legen..wait for it I hope your not lactose intolerant...dary 24/7/365

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:39 PM

Rocking out is different then being drunk. I have been drunk but not rocked out. Puking has no correlation to rocking out. Rocking out is all about being legendary

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Was Jay drunk that BUSM when he tried to jump the baby pool... because that was pretty hilarious and deserving of high ROpH points.

The ROpH formula should be a ratio of volume of alcohol consumed dived by number of times vomiting, times the factor of wild shit one did, thus

V(a)/P(#)*WS(x^2)

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:41 PM

I disagree with the vomiting portion. best first date ever I rocked out but I didn't puke

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 12:45 PM

Thus my division of ROpH by # of times puked. I think one should be penalized for puking, because you lose alcohol volume.

Thus, that Thunder when I puked 50 gallons and dislocated my jaw flooding Joe's storm drain equals a ROpH of 0.00000001 despite the high volume of alcohol and antics including getting the police to harass med students at UofL.

Jay on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 1:05 PM

Brock, I was completely sober when I jumped over the kiddie pool. I had just gotten off work.

Jay on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 1:10 PM

And joe, according to your caveat, Dragon Stagger #2 was definitely my highest. Other Big Jay highlights
Halloween/Birthday '05 (Getting whipped, almost fighting harry potter, and a conversation about trannies with two gay guys)
Birthday '02 (tried to climb on top of a bus shelter in seattle, some how made it home okay)
Mardi Gras '01 (got ripped and then got the highest grade in the class on a physics test the next day)
And of course, the time where we passed around a bottle of Evan Williams and a bottle of warm Mountain Dew in Tyler park.

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 1:15 PM

This conversation is much more appealing that B cell development, unfortunately only Jay is saying anything and I need to graduate.

Marc on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 1:22 PM

I hope my dad doesn't get questioned by the feds. He keeps trying to call Sen. McConnell's office and staff to "talk" about a provision he put in the defense bill, which passed. It is for a $20 million dollar victory party for the Iraq War. It was in the Courier Journal today. And since my dad has time now, he loves to bitch. And it is awesome to listen to.

jen on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 1:47 PM

$20 million dollars? thats a hell of a victory party.

Jay on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 1:57 PM

Mission Accomplished!

Phil on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 1:59 PM

There was the night I had about 15 beers and then randoms at wicks started buying me shots trying to kill me which I think most estimates put me at around 27 adult beverages. I was also running through the streets doing the heisman pose and later recruited a homeless man to go through the drive thru at taco bell with me and try to get a chilito.

I remember holding onto my couch the next day and not moving at all. I even slept on the couch the next night.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:02 PM

I also remember that time you had 3 Smirnoff's.

Jay on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:06 PM

*clap* *clap* *clap*
Joe, that was me giving you a slow clap.

Phil on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:06 PM

3 smirnoffs I could probably handle. It was once you got past 4 or 5 I went bat shit crazy.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:08 PM

It was the sugar man. I swear to god it was

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:11 PM

Brock - the everclear incident is legendary in itself as well. I started drinking at 10, was passed out by 1 pm, woke up at 8 pm and was still drunk. I was so damn drunk I thought I was going to drown in 3 inches of water.

Chubby's was in Panama City actually not Daytona because Chris was there.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Puking is nothing to be ashamed of, it means you did it right.

Worst shirt ever night had lots of puke.

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:15 PM

I think bonus points should be added to the ROpH score if you "puke and rally"

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:16 PM

"Dude, Chris, that dog is eating your vomit!" Lets drink another Buffalo Sweat.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:17 PM

on the puking factor, I really hardly ever puke, but i do a bunch of dumb shit, and i'm not always extremely drunk when i do dumb shit. also, brock mentioned a homeless guy earlier, and that reminded me, how in the hell could someone not have mentioned chris's wedding yet? we almost got in a knife fight with a fucking homeless guy, yelled (not sang) sweet home chicago in front of about 10 people that were ready to kick our ass in a shitty hole in the wall bar, and had all of maker's mark chanting larry's name as we lined up about 20 jagerbombs.

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:19 PM

I was picking on homeless guys while I was drunk before picking on homeless guys was cool.

By the way, Larry is the man.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:20 PM

if i remember correctly (which i'm not sure i do) the homeless actually started picking on us when we wouldn't give him money

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:21 PM

I think if Douglas was with me in Daytona, we would have been arrested, nailed 100 chicks, and been given the key to the city. Marc and Wes can vouch for that.

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:22 PM

Touche EDoug, but the bum got the worst of it afterward, in both instances.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:23 PM

did almost get arrested in florida and gatlinburg too, but that was pre-natty sci

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:24 PM

u should've been with me in vegas, we were magnificent there

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:25 PM

Vegas does sound impressive, but the cost-factor to good times ratio is far too high for my meager income.

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:27 PM

I second the nomination of Gatlinburg as a good place to rock out. Mountain Putt-putt, whiskey, Tennessee hillbillies, and Black bears always equals epic.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:27 PM

if we were all in vegas at the same time, the good times ratio would be through the fucking roof. cost wouldn't matter. and if you do it right, it's really not as expensive as you might think

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:32 PM

and to add to the gatlinburg experience, don't fuck with bike cops, f.y.i.

Jay on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 2:42 PM

We had a bike cop roll up on us at seneca park...when there was already four cops in cars surrounding us.

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Does Wes punching a cop rank high on the ROph?

Jay on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Wes didn't actually punch the cop, and I think hell days count (e.g. stew putting his ass through glass)

joe on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 4:01 PM

I wouldn't count hell days. I usually look at rockin' out as a good thing. Hell days not good.

Brock on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 4:14 PM

Hell days definitely do not count, because Chris and Wes poured liquor down the drain... they should be castrated for that shit.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 4:17 PM

that's just not proper natty sci behavior

Marc on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 4:19 PM

What about the Hell day...when God smited B-mac's chances (dead livestock), made the flood waters rush in (water turns to blood....or sewage), made Brock's face swell up (face legions and boils). I mean, you just needed some locust, fire from the skies and toads, and it would have be an EVEN MORE all out plague by God.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 4:50 PM

God tried Marc, yet Natty Sci still survived. Does that mean Natty Sci is more powerful than the almighty?

I agree with Joe. Hell days do not count.

Wes Goodloe.....name's on the door.

douglas on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 4:54 PM

i thought we were gods, that's usually how i refer to myself

jen on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 4:54 PM

did he just say "coo coo for cocoa puffs?"

Now Wes, those are the kind of questions that get ya struck by lightening.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 4:56 PM

As joe mentioned before, legends are not forgotten.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 5:09 PM

Joe - here you go, here is a triathlon for you.

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...PORTS/610050433

Phil on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 5:55 PM

adrian, PHP is the leading language for dropping f-bombs in comments.

Green Baron on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 8:00 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061005...r_child_porn_30

Well there were tax-payer dollars well-spent. I sure hope he enjoyed his first-class ticket, crab legs, and champagne; it's the least I, and the rest of the tax-paying citizens of this great country, could do.

Phil on Thursday, October 05, 2006 at 11:28 PM

one of the new doctors on ER looked familiar so I looked him up on IMDB. It's "not-Moby" from the New Years episode. But a little more reading and I found out he was also the robot dude from Eurotrip.

Jay on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 8:20 AM

That guy has been in a bunch of stuff. He played one of the advisors in Malibu's Most Wanted. He also played a bell hop on a very special episode of TV's Angel.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 9:10 AM

happy birthday to bmac, who officially becomes a 25-yr. old with a good job living with his parents as opposed to a 24-yr. old with a good job living with his parents

Jay on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 9:13 AM

He's just like adrian, for another 3 weeks. Then adrian will be a 26 year old with a good job living with his parents.

Brock on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 9:15 AM

Move out of your parents' home you bums!

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 9:20 AM

remember that time B-Mac could have gotten some ass but he couldn't take her home to his parent's house so he tried to nail her in my flooded basement. That was funny. Or when Adrian would take a girl back to Phil's and use his couch or floor.

jen on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 9:47 AM

you guys must have cooler parents than mine. If I had to live with my parents for 25 consecutive years, I'd probably end up jumping off of a bridge.

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 9:48 AM

B-mac's parents are really nice people but they are as clueless about life as he is.

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Hey my parents are really cool actually. Why do you think I visit there every weekend other than for free food? My parents house when everyone comes over it is a huge burn fest, the best thing you can do is throw someone else under the bus in order to divert everyone's attention from burning you.

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:14 AM

I figured you went to your parents because Abby wouldn't let you hang out with us

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Nope not at all. Abby doesn't care if I go out with you guys. Most of the time I just don't want to spend the money and get stupid.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:24 AM

believe it or not i really don't spend much at all on average, i pretty much do all the drinking before we go anywhere, and i maybe only buy one drink while out, plus cover, which is usually like $2 on BArdstown

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:25 AM

the key is getting bmac drunk, then he buys everything, you just have to make him feel guilty

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:25 AM

I use to spend over $300 bucks a month while being married. That was just stupid in my opinion, so I figure if I remove myself from the situation that won't happen.

Jay on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Or you could just not drink.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:42 AM

i wouldn't let him do something stupid like that

Phil on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:46 AM

Bardstown Road and Douglass Boulevard. A man said he was walking when two people tried to take his money at knifepoint about 8 p.m. Sept. 21. The victim refused and struggled with an assailant over the knife, then punched him in the face, knocking him out. The other assailant tried to get the knife and the victim fought with him, knocking him out as well. The victim ran home but said he checked the assailants before leaving to see whether they were still breathing; they were.
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...1/61004010/1008

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:51 AM

Nice find Philco, that reminds me of this clip.

http://www.break.com/index/two_guys..._some_dude.html

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Thanks Douglas - Jay quit being stupid.

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 11:03 AM

"remove myself from the situation." it sounds like you are explaining to your kids in a crappy tv show that you are getting divorced.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 11:19 AM

joe, just heard from bmac and he said he had a conflict of interest tonight and he might not go out on his own fucking birthday. so we might have to celebrate his birthday without him. i asked if it was about emily (apparently she is going out to dinner w/ him & the 'rents tonight) but he said no, he'd tell me later.

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 11:21 AM

I'm not going out tonight either. I'm running a 5k tomorrow morning.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 11:23 AM

damn, u all suck tonight

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 11:24 AM

Go out tommorow night

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 12:30 PM

wow this place sucks. Wes, did you leave work early to go look at art at the St. James Art Fair?

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Happy 36th birthday to Amy Jo Johnson, aka the Pink Ranger

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 12:39 PM

Also happy birhtday to Lisa Sparxxx star of "Screw My Wife Please 32: And Make Her Sweat Like a Pig!"

Jay on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 12:48 PM

I'm sensing a lot of hostility. Douglas, give me a call tonight. I'll celebrate Bmac's birthday with you.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 12:49 PM

got kaelyn tomorrow night,plus i already told cuban i'd play cards over there tomorrow night

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 12:50 PM

i will, i don't know what bmac's deal is but i'll get him to go out too.

Jay on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 12:55 PM

I like your confidence, douglas.

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 1:29 PM

I love art, but I am not going to St. James Art Fair. Those vendors are scandals.

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 1:31 PM

I can handle going out tomorrow night, not really in the mood to go out tonight to be honest with you guys.

Barry on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 1:56 PM

random thought, do you think the slutty pumpkin will show up on the halloween episode this year?

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 2:04 PM

That would be awesome.

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 2:06 PM

I hope so, and I hope Ted nails the slutty pumpkin so we can kiss the whole Robin thing goodbye.

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 2:06 PM

Joe - what better way to carb up before a race tomorrow than drinking beer and eating pizza?

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 2:10 PM

I'm feeling a post run evening trip tomorrow to Oktoberfest outside BBC downtown for some beer and german cuisine followed by a trip to Baxter Avenue. Anybody game?

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 2:10 PM

Joe - that would be awesome. UK plays at 7 tomorrow on ESPN2 what time are we planning on doing this?

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Oktoberfest runs till 11 tomorrow so I don't know.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 2:51 PM

what 5k is it tomorrow? where's it at joe?

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 2:52 PM

It is the Highland cup and it is down Douglass Blvd. to cherokee park big rock area and such

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:10 PM

what is 5K? like 3 miles? that doesn't sound too hard at all, certainly nothing u can't be hungover for

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:21 PM

3.1 miles. Not doing it hungover.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:22 PM

u know bellarmine's having a cornhole tournament next week......bellarmine soooooo sold out

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:22 PM

There is a race every new years day called the hangover classic

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Bellarmine sold out when they switched to University

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:24 PM

let's do the hangover classic, although in our case we'd still be drunk from GBITT II

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:25 PM

it is a 10 miler.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:27 PM

we could take turns pushing the recliner like on the 4th

Jay on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:27 PM

That is a fantastic idea, douglas.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:28 PM

i hate friday afternoons at work, u know you're not getting shit done, nobody in the office is, but you have to act like you're working

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:28 PM

Possible scenarios:
run the hangover classic with 1 shoe because you couldn't find the other one.
Miss the race because you got a DUi the next morning.
Not sure where you are.
dead
jail
unconscious
unconscious with massive blood loss.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:31 PM

send him a t-shirt?
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15153326/?GT1=8618

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:35 PM

ESPN.com reports Dallas Cowboys WR Terrell Owens and a college classmate, Courtney Parker, have co-written a children's book titled "Little T Learns to Share." Dallas-based BenBella Books is scheduled to release the book in November, according to the Friday, Oct. 6 edition of the Dallas Morning News. In the book, the title character refuses to share his football until he realizes it's difficult to play by himself. The book is the first in a series called "T.O.'s Timeout Series," which will release new titles next year

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:41 PM

Hmmmmm if this becomes a trend we will be able to read The Dopeman Series by J. Lewis.

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:42 PM

My neighbor nancy, white house mad about water balloon, put her house up for sale last week. for some reason I don't think it is going to sell. She is asking $249,500. I guess me as a neighbor is that valuable. Hell, I figured I would lower the value if anything.

Phil on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Did anyone see the Office last night? Fantastic episode.

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:47 PM

Baseball more important

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:49 PM

Yeah it was great. Dwight is a traitor, however, Michael did get even.

Brock on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:50 PM

Joe, you might be the reason she is moving. Hey Adrian, here's a good opportunity to move out!

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:51 PM

First idea was to buy the house and make it a natty sci compound. Other idea was to buy it and rent it out to a hot sorority

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:51 PM

Wow....249K is pretty steep I think. That is why Abby and I moved out to Tinseltown area for....we couldn't afford to live in St. Matthews.

Joe - why would you not be valuable? How many other neighbors rescued the neighborhood during Little Katrina 2006?

Phil on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:53 PM

DVR solves that problem...ASS

Anyways, that reminds me. Most channels have a lot of their episodes online now (the office is strangely missing):
http://www.nbc.com/Video/rewind/
http://www.cbs.com/innertube/
http://dynamic.abc.go.com/streaming/landing

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 3:57 PM

Joe - I like option #2

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:01 PM

Me too. Either way if we buy it we are connecting it to my house with underground tunnels.

Phil on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:04 PM

what about a wooden bridge like they have at play grounds?

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:08 PM

of course

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:08 PM

and we can get a tent twice as big

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:23 PM

2 tents = 2 kegs?

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:24 PM

or 2 tents = 2 couches?

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:24 PM

I would get a couch that folds out into a bed for 2 tents

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:24 PM

bitches love that shit

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Bitches do love that shit.

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Or we can get a baby pool and bring the couch up from the basement and put it in the baby pool so he can try to get emily in the "love boat" again.

joe on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:27 PM

that is awesome. My time has come. I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball. Peace out hombres. Anyone up for german food, beer and baxter tomorrow let me know. I'm out till Tuesday. Christopher Columbus, you my boy. I love workin for a bank.

Brock on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Can that wooden bridge be a swinging bridge. And somehow you must incorporate a fireman's pole... it serves dual purposes.

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:31 PM

German cuisine and baxter sounds good to me. Let's do that. But you can only drink German beverages (and some KY bourbon). So that means Jagermeister and Warsteiner all night long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joanna on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:44 PM

$249K seems a bit high....maybe she had a really realyl nice house inside (the outside looks like it needs to be cleaned)

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 4:53 PM

Most of it is because of location location location

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 5:01 PM

her house ain't selling for that much, I've seen what houses in that neighborhood go for, if her house goes for more than 215-220 i'd be very surprised, and that's assuming the inside is very nice

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 5:05 PM

Her house is also a lot bigger than Joe's house.

http://www.semonin.com/Consumer/Lis...=1&Cookies=

Here it is.

Bigworm on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 5:05 PM

Quiet dead end street my ass...well I guess so but not on weekends.

douglas on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 5:14 PM

definitely not during floods and holidays

Marc on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 8:36 PM

I like the line in the house's add that said. "and apparently 1/3 of the basement is waterproof" Does that mean that 2/3 of the basement got fucked up?

Brent on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 9:51 PM

I think it says "approximately" and "waterproofed;" its ok that you can't read, you'll fit right in in middle school.

Phil on Friday, October 06, 2006 at 10:45 PM

here you go joe:
http://www.break.com/index/fire_helmet_cam.html

Marc on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 7:05 AM

Hey Brent, after re-reading the house for sale description after your joke on me. I think You're an idiot.

Bigworm on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 9:34 AM

Brent - you would fit right in as well, well atleast in height.

joe on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 12:09 PM

Natty sci cross country wins again!! Despite drunk phone calls from Douglas last night I overcame the lack of sleep and dominated the competition in the 20-24 year old age group taking 1st place. Phil, Jen formerly known as Scheerer (I'm guessing I butchered the spelling) dominated the women's and men's race, beating me by a good 2 minutes I would say. I was pleased with my 21:30 5k. The Natty Sci trophy case is filling up quickly.

joe on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 12:25 PM

I have till the first week in December to get ready for the firefighter's physical exam, as long as I pass the written test. When need to get going on the backyard stairs.

Phil on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 1:09 PM

holy crap. no way could I top 22 minutes in a 5k right now.

joe on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 1:39 PM

I told myself before the race that under 24 was acceptable under 23 good. Plus with the couple of hills they had us run through in cherokee park I was very surprised by 21:30. I ran a 6:27 first mile, 7:17 2nd mile and 7:46 third mile.

Phil on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 3:33 PM

I've been running at around 7:45 pretty comfortably, but hitting under 7 minutes I start to feel it. Heck, right now I'm sitting here with one of those icy hot sleeves on my knee (my review: It'd be nice if it came with four sleeves instead of 3 and they cost a little too much).

Man, Penn State just got reeeeeeeeeeeallllllllllllllllllly lucky. And how come ESPN Plus is able to carry games in HD but CB fucking S can't get one of their two games in HD (the Auburn game). Fucking amateurs over there at CBS.

Brent on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 3:41 PM

I hear ya Joe Prefontaine, wtf, nice running. I wonder when you do the firefighting physical challenge if we could watch? Hell, I'll even bring the beer.

Bigworm on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 3:44 PM

So what's the plans for the evening fellas?

Phil on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 5:18 PM

i think Florida just took a play out of the Natty Sci playbook with a jump toss to the TE. This Tebow kid + Urban Meyer is going to make for some interesting football the next couple of years.

adrian on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 6:09 PM

Yeah i watched that garbage. I like the expression on chris leak's face when that happened.

adrian on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 6:10 PM

Good job on the run Joe. Pretty impressive.

stew on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 7:04 PM

My last 3 mile run time was 20:56. I know guys here at Pendleton that run a hair over 16. My roommate runs an 18:20, but he's a skinny bastard from Oregon.

Brock on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 7:20 PM

This is mainly for Big Jay and Marcus Brody, but Killswitch Engage is coming to Cincy Nov 11th.

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/16003D39B6F690BF

"Seek me... For comfort
Call me... For solace
I'll be waiting... For the end of my broken heart
Seek me... Completion
Call me... I'll be waiting...
For the end of my broken heart!"

Rock on!

Bigworm on Saturday, October 07, 2006 at 10:26 PM

Hail Mary by Woodson proves unsuccesful. USC 24 UK 17

Brock on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 1:25 AM

That blows! Its about time for UK to catch a break.

Clemson is the luckiest bunch of fucks on Earth.

Jerome on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 5:31 AM

Tebow's pass for Flordia was awesome. It's really good that he didn't get called for travelling and that the receiver wasn't called for 3-seconds.

Jay on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 5:49 AM

I am soooo drunk right now. I am 99.999999% I am going to hate myself when I wake up. But I had a great time tonight. And I can still correct my spelling better than Marc can. However, I should probably shut up, seeing as how he still has my car. And this took way too long to type with my drunk ass.

Phil on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 11:02 AM

http://motionographer.com/media/bat...e_adbands-w.mov

Jay on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 11:26 AM

I feel like shit. Oddly enough, I don't hate myself as much as I thought I would

Bigworm on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 11:49 AM

UK spotted USC 17 points.

I hate Steve Spurrier.

Phil on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 3:58 PM

due to my lack of WRs I had to start Berrian against the Bills. Out of guilty I went and spent $30 at NFLShop.com. It looks like it won't matter because the freaking Vikings are in the process of scoring 30+ points on defense.

Fuck.

adrian on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 5:24 PM

Jay, I need some of you comic book expertise. I just got done watching X-Men three (which was awesome) but I have a couple questions.

1) The movie plays up Gene Grey as the baddest mutant around and Wolverine kills her. So is Wolverine the bad ass of the bunch?

2) What exactly is the Blue Hairy dudes powers? I think his name is Hank or the Beast?

Jay on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 7:49 PM

The whole Jean Grey/ Phoenix thing gets complicated. Basically, as the phoenix, she can pretty much do anything she wants (she is an omega level telepath, telekinetic, and as phoenix, possesses some pyrokinetic abilites). However, she can allow herself to be killed by wolverine, who is the biggest badass of all the mutants. Henry P. "Hank" McCoy, aka the Beast, has super human strength, speed, and agility. He also has enhanced senses and a healing factor, although not as acute as wolverine's. He gained the blue fur from drinking an experimental concoction he was working on. (which any scientist will tell you is #1 no no for lab rules). I could go into much more detail, but I will spare you.

Jerome on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 9:37 PM

6-0!! I'm proud to say that my son knocked down the last pass of the game with some strong DB play. Victory was ours with a score of 22-14 -- against a cheating ass school who remains nameless to protect the innocent kids who were subjected to the bull shit. Here's what happened: one of the larger catholic grade schools here in town has 6 different teams in the flag league. We've played two of them and were getting ready to play a third. I look across the field and see familiar faces - but I figure it's just me and that all white people look the same to me anyway. Our kids proceed to out physical the hell out of them and kick the shit out of them with a rugrat version of the west coast offense.

After the game, one of the dads pulls the head coach and me aside and informs us that there were a couple parents from the other team complaining about how 4 of the best players on the other 5 teams were brought in to play against us and those 4 were cutting into the playing time of their kids. What sore losing bastards ruined the experience for FIRST AND SECOND GRADE FLAG FOOTBALL?!?!

Jerome on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 9:48 PM

Apparently, the review officials in tonight's game are named Lloyd McPeters and Dick Hantak.

Bigworm on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 10:08 PM

I too saw X3 today, and I have to agree with Adrian....good stuff if you ask me.

Jay - enlighten us with your X-men wisdom.

Marc on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 10:46 PM

Wow, I watched X3 earlier today too. before Adrian had posted. We are all similar dorks.

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