The Human Swizzle Stick

It's time for everyone's favorite throw away topic: weird search phrases that have some how dumped people on this site!

  • funny trivia team names - give me 30 minutes. I'll come up with one.
  • "the booth of doom" - I'd like to think someone at some point heard one of our drunk asses talking about the tBoD and thought to themselves "I'm intrigued. I will go home and google that!"
  • hardfist gay - yup
  • Big fat women pussies while siting in a chair without face showing - now THAT is a fetish. And I have a feeling the only reason we came up on the search result is due to the misspelled "siting"
  • pussy rammings - When searching "sex" just won't cut it
  • pictures of boys testacles - no shaft?
  • nfl cheer leaders being freaky in their dorm - I have a feeling I've posted this one once before, but I like it. Anyways, things that I like about this: 1) they only want professional cheerleaders, none of this college crap. 2) they are looking for girls "being freaky" 3) they think that NFL cheerleaders stay in dorms.
  • sleeping guys get fondeled - I'm tempted to setup a porn site for really bad spellers.
  • lesbian hangouts in delray beach,FL - I'm told they hang out at Muff's. It's a dive bar.
  • lindsay lohans beaver shot - sorry, I just like it when people use euphemisms for search results. I bet if they searched for lindsay lohan's furburger shot they'd have better results (parenthetical note: furburger is in the spell-check for Microsoft Expression Web Designer)
  • watched my horny dad play with himself - I don't know if this is a confession or not, but I hope whatever you found on NattySci.com helped you stop being a freak. Good luck with that.
  • sex tapes - we have to be result #1,042,024,358 on google for that. I admire your porn searching tenacity, random internet person
  • smooching and fucking after college pic - I know once I finished college all I wanted to do was go home and smooch my lady friend...and then fuck. I'm sure I can find some pics of people fucking after college, but smooching too? I wish you luck.
  • tiny virgina fuck stories - is tiny virgina something like "Wee England"?
  • Bin Laden - Keep searching, I'm sure you'll find him eventually
  • lindsey lohan crotch mishap - that would be a pretty cool punk rock band name. Maybe you should try searching for lindsey lohan's hatchet wound mishap instead.
  • thumbnails of drunk women and male strippers - ah yes, god forbid your pictures of drunk women and male strippers be full sized. Fun story: When I was working at Target a little old lady (estimated age: 75) came to the electronics department saying that she received the wrong photos. She was very nice - she just wanted us to have the photos in case someone else was looking for their missing photos. But she told us that if anyone turned in her photos she'd like to have them because they were of her birthday party. And then she leaned in and whispered to me "I wish those were of my birthday party." And she left. Once she was gone I took a peak at the photos and it was of a bachelorette party at the Toy Tiger.
  • opposite of fallic symbols - That would be a yonic symbol
  • NATTY with Her Show (Sexy Fuck Star) - I'm going to assume this person was Japanese. Or Jerome
  • www.Grandma sex with 50 boys.pictures.com - sorry, that would be "www.grandma sex with 50 boys.pictures.net"

Also, it seems people REALLY want to know the joke from the Matador. Here's the joke: Two Mexicans walk into a cantina. One of them is a midget and the other has a 15 inch penis. The midget says to the bartender, “They call my amigo here the Human Swizzle Stick. Want to know what they call me?”

My guess is "The Olive."

Posted by Phil on October 8th, at night | 973 comments

Comments

Phil on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 10:27 PM

i dropped the ball on the bold tags there towards the end.

whoops.

Jerome on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 11:19 PM

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adrian on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 11:22 PM

I bet that post was because of Ben's interception, right Jerome?

Brock on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 11:34 PM

Well... at least Cleveland lost, so you can take comfort in the fact they still won't be in last place, just a half game out.

Phil on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 11:34 PM

Anyone else have showtime and watch Dexter? It's a pretty cool show.

I'm going to write up my big "Fall 2006 TV Show" extravangaza here in a couple of weeks once I'm able to watch a couple more of these shows.

Here's a summary: I watch WAY too much TV

Jerome on Sunday, October 08, 2006 at 11:56 PM

Adrian -- take your pick: Ben's interception, Philip Rivers picking tonight to show why he was taken in front of Ben, seeing Ben lying on his back after another double clutch,

Brock -- Thanks. It's a stretch, but I can also take comfort in the fact that every team we played so far has lost the week after so maybe playing us might be physically taxing.

Phil -- Guess who else watches that show! Here's a hint - it rhymes with Douche Mop.

Jerome on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 12:05 AM

One last thing ... I wasn't the "Natty with her show" searcher. I'm "tiny virginia fuck stories." I ask you - who doesn't like hearing a brief anecdote regarding the carnal escapades of Norfolk?

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 12:09 AM

He probably thinks the main character is cute. Or plans on killing everyone in the office. My guess: all of the above. Anyways, Showtime is free this week so I recommend everyone check it out while they have a chance.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 12:29 AM

actually, the Dexter thing makes sense. Let's look at the show:

1) It's like CSI and all the other popular things, but it is new and shiny so you get all the benefits of being like everyone else but a little cooler
2) It's on a premium channel, so you get to be elite too
3) Critically acclaimed, so you aren't going out on a limb either.
4) If you have showtime, the previews have been running for MONTHS so you know it's there. But if you don't have showtime then you are unaware of the show, so by mentioning it you can "ahead of the curve"

Myself, I've only watched it twice but the dude that plays Dexter cracks me up. Way too much drill noise though.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 12:57 AM

list of the game pieces from McDonald's that are actually worth a damn in that monopoly game. Considering that I go to McDonald's about once a month, I'm not going to hold my breath.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 1:10 AM

and the actual list: http://www.amazing-bargains.com/mcdonalds2006.html

Marc on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 2:35 AM

Bored at work? why not watch every episode of The Simpsons, Or Family Guy, or Futurama, or South Park. (Sure to be taken down, and sued, before too long.)
http://www.tech-nuts.com/

stew on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 3:55 AM

Ha! I just got back from the Chargers game a couple hours ago and it was awesome. I love watching the Steelers get a good ass-ramming. Anyways, to top things off, who was sitting in front of me but Marshall Faulk. Not a bad night in all. Next up is the Rams. San Diego SUPER-CHARGERS!!

Jerome on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 7:25 AM

I would've thought the win would be a tad bitter-sweet for a true San Diego fan since the Padres got knocked out of the playoffs in the same night.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 8:46 AM

Oh yeah, and the Yankees suck.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 8:47 AM

Hey fellas, looks like North Korea just struck oil.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009...u/russia_nkorea

Jay on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 8:59 AM

Wes, I saw your request in the last post about more Xmen knowledge. What would you like to know? I'm too lazy to just start posting the entire history, as there are over 40 years of comics spanning multiple titles to draw from.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 9:05 AM

You say, Wolverine is the biggest badass of the mutants, I know he is the man but what class would he land into (Class 1 - Class 5)? Also, what are the breakdowns of the classes?

Jay on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 9:11 AM

Well, Brent asked about this earlier, but I can go into it again. The whole numerical class is only in the movies (although it might come from the Ultimate Xmen comics, which contain absolutely no continuity to the other books, and which I have never read). In the comics, they are given Greek letters as ratings, with Omega being the most powerful (this is what Jean Grey/Phoenix is), then alpha, beta, gamma and so on. Wolverine has been referred to as an alpha class mutant, which I guess in the movies would make him a level 4.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 9:16 AM

Other than The Phoenix were there any other Omega mutants? I think it goes to show how powerful Charles Xaiver was because it took a while for The Phoenix to finish him.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 9:18 AM

Basically from what I got from the movie was Jean Grey was for a lack of better phrase "the one".

douglas on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 9:22 AM

i know nothing of the comics, but aren't magneto, x, and grey the only level 5s? or omegas? or is grey the only one? i say x3 in theaters but i need to get the dvd, i forgot some of the details.

douglas on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 9:24 AM

and for the record, i hate fantasy football, i had all in all a pretty damn good week, and after tonight's game will be the second highest scorer this week, and what happens, joe's shitty team nuts up for the first time really and puts a douglas like beating on douglas himself. that sucks.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 9:27 AM

Yeah well I am up 8 points to Cuban, however, he has Baltimore's D going tonight so we can chalk that up as a win for him.

After Alex Smith's impressive -8 points last week, I started Vince in his place which atleast gave me some positive points +7 at the QB position. Of course, Smith had a miserable +19 sitting on my bench.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 9:31 AM

The ending was pretty good I thought, especially with Magneto still having some powers.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 9:57 AM

For anyone else who is interested, here is some X-men history.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men

Adrian - there is also a section on Dr. Hank McCoy if you want to know more about The Beast.

Jay on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 10:34 AM

Or, you could just ask me. In the movie Jean Grey was the only level 5. However, in the comics both Professor X and Magneto were Omega level mutants. Although, they have both lost their powers as a result of M day (The scarlet witch, magneto's daughter, remade the world with mutants as a majority. Then, she returned the world to normal, except she uttered the phrase "No more mutants"). As a result, only a couple hundred mutants are left, as opposed to the hundreds of thousands there had been prior to that. (some comics refer to their being millions of mutants. With so many titles, it's hard to keep a perfect continuity).

Church on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Scary, but funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0

joe on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 10:59 AM

We need to get on the ball. come on guys, it's that time of year, who's ready to get the team together?

FLAG FOOTBALL

Sign Up with the attached Roster

Rosters due October 12th, by 10:00 pm

Games will be played Sundays

Beginning on October 15th from 12:00-3:00

Is Dino the only one that would legally be able to get the team together? Or can we get Marc to turn it in? I really want to play.

douglas on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 11:03 AM

i was the first to bring it up, i definitely wanna play, so whoever turns in the roster, just throw me on there.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 11:05 AM

do we have enough people?

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 11:13 AM

there are 547 people with my name in the US:
http://www.howmanyofme.com/

Brock on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 11:22 AM

I am the only Brock Schweitzer in the entire US! Kickass!

There are 13,497 Brocks, 10,018 Schweitzer, but only my parents were crazy enough to stick those two together. Crazy hippies.

Schweitzer is only the 3674th most popular name (t21st). I better start reproducing to get those numbers up.

Brock on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Wait, it gave me a ZERO for people in the US with my name. Which means its not counting me.... that thing is bogus!

Brock on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Even after reading their pompous explanation of their methods, it still shows that the program is retarded. If you get 13,000 hits and 10,000 hits, then you have to at least get 1 in common... its mathematically impossible for them to get 0 unless one of the entries is 0.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 12:03 PM

ok, IF we can't play at bellarmine, would anyone want to get like a real time in a real league together? One things I have to warn you is that the teams in these leagues are very organized. I think one team we've played against did anything besides run timing routes and we absolutely destroyed them.

This would mean we'd have to get together and actual play some besides the games. Of course, I am in favor of this too. Hell, I'd even buy the freaking flags to make that a reality.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 12:03 PM

(real time = real team)

Jay on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 12:06 PM

I will turn in the roster, but I need the "attached roster sheet". If someone can email that to me, that would be great.

douglas on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 12:12 PM

i would for sure play in a real league, hell i'd probably almost prefer that. ever since baseball ended i'm always looking for ways to quell my competitive juices so to speak. besides it'd be fun

Jay on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 12:58 PM

Way to kill the conversation, douglas.

adrian on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 1:05 PM

Women play more online games then Men?

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=4465

now i need to find a hot bitch that plays Final Fantasy and I will be set!

Jay on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 1:23 PM

You and I both, adrian.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 1:25 PM

Hmmm....I bet those kind of girls would put an ad on one of those online dating boards. I think we should create Adrian a page and for his turn ons write "Hot bitches that play Final Fantasy.....schwing!"

Brock on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 2:04 PM

I find it hilarious that Phil barely squeaked by Jay in Fantasy Football this week despite Jay's QB and WR not even playing. This league is insane.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 2:47 PM

do you think we'd have enough people for 5 on 5 games of flag football to get us in playing shape?

me
joe
wes
adrian
marc
big jay
bmac
douglas
cuban
jerome

joe, do you think your neighbors would be up for playing? I'm serious about this. I will buy the damn flags (shouldn't be more than $80 I think). I can't play tackle anymore - my knees and hips are in shambles already.

If we played for a couple of months there shouldn't be any reason we wouldn't at least be competitive in a B league somewhere around the city.

Marc on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 2:55 PM

I guess we can stop giving Adrian shit about having a girl's name:

* There are 116,977 people in the U.S. with the first name Adrian
* 470th most popular first name. (tied with 7 other first names)

* 88 percent of people with the first name Adrian are MALE.

* There are 3,659 people in the U.S. with the last name Goodloe.
* 8977th most popular last name. (tied with 92 other last names)
* There is 1 person in the U.S. named Adrian Goodloe.

douglas on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 3:11 PM

i bet it's one of the 12% female adrians

douglas on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 3:12 PM

and there's always another couple guys we could recruit to add to that list if need be, like dodson or scroggin, people like that

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 3:21 PM

Hmmmmm....I have an evil twin (or am I the evil twin). 2 people named Wesley Goodloe in the U.S.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 3:22 PM

I don't think Bryant Reeves really played much basketball prior to college, atleast not seriously playing basketball. Coach found a big ole farm boy who took up space.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Sorry that was meant for my UK board.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 3:58 PM

should I buy the damn flags or not? or is this going to be be me vs douglas with jerome playing all-time QB?

douglas on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 3:59 PM

dude, i'm the ultimate conversation killer today

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:01 PM

I think it is all the people who got columbus day and/or canadian thanksgiving off.

Brock on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:03 PM

Or we don't live in Louisville, so going to Seneca park on a weekday isn't really practical.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:09 PM

hmm, i was referring to the site being dead today with the exception of the "which storyline arch did wolverine figure out how to jerk off safely" discussion in the morning, not the football.

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Dude I can devote some time to flag football....but I am also going to be doing the basement thing again soon, so what days are we planning on?

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:10 PM

Today's song brought to you by Youtube.com:

Candlebox - Far Behind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV-d9_4AzOk

In my opinion, they never got the recognition they deserved.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:11 PM

I always liked playing on Saturday around 11:00am. the only reason I say that early is 1) easier to find a field and 2) we should be done by the time football is on TV

Jay on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:17 PM

I'll play on saturdays.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:19 PM

I'm always up for playing some football. Saturdays this month are bad for me, but I can play SUnday or weeknights. So add me to the rooster. Next month I will have a lot of time as well. I'm only working like 13-15 shiftys or something, so I've got like half the month off!!

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:19 PM

fuck it, i'll buy the flags. and two xl ones for marc and jay

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 4:28 PM

16 flags are on their way

douglas on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 5:08 PM

cool, it'll be fun to see how bruised up we get playing flag football together

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 5:23 PM

let scroggins, cuban and b-mac know too. There is nothing worse than 3 on 3 flag football

Brent on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 5:37 PM

Im up for playing some flag football.

Phil, can you get the number for Elizabeth's b/f's maid for me?

Brent on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 5:48 PM

Alright, I just got through today's posts and this quote definitely gets the
Natty Sci quote of the day scholarship award:

"hmm, i was referring to the site being dead today with the exception of the 'which storyline arch did wolverine figure out how to jerk off safely' discussion in the morning, not the football."

Nice.

Also, Wes I thought that girl that was in your basement died two months ago--necrophilia, that's cool man, you know that shit's legal in Wisconsin, you might want to move before you get your roll on.

http://nbc15.madison.com/news/headl...es/3931311.html

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 7:33 PM

Toledo basketball player dies after collapsing at practice.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/news?...p&type=lgns

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 7:35 PM

Hey midget, pussy is pussy.

Atleast I am not a dendraphiliac.

Phil on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 11:23 PM

my favorite weather site is accuweather which sounds suspiciously like the Blaccuweather forecast...

http://www.blaccuweather.com/

Bigworm on Monday, October 09, 2006 at 11:23 PM

Whoever buys this costume is going to get all the hot babes online..I mean at the bars.

http://www.buycostumes.com/ProductD...dultmentvmovies

Brock on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 12:09 AM

Guy won the best costume at the Halloween party last year for dressing up as Kip.

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 8:05 AM

Man that Christopher Columbus guy is awesome. I need more bullshit off days like yesterday.

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 8:48 AM

fuck you joe, fuck you. i need a job with bullshit off days

Jay on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 8:51 AM

Joe, you bastard. Not even state workers got off for columbus day.

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 8:55 AM

The only good from working at a bank

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:12 AM

enjoy it, firemen don't get holidays off

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:12 AM

Just 2 out of every 3 days off

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:35 AM

Top 100 college basketball programs of all-time.

http://athensohio.net/sports/basket...l/100-greatest/

Pretty interesting considering there are 4 schools in the tri-state area in the top 10.

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:40 AM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

So can I use the former athlete at the same time as fireman?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:44 AM

Joe, I think you could be trying to combine a dangerous combination there.

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:56 AM

that's a lethal combination indeed.

so what happened on how i met your momma last night? any good?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 9:59 AM

Ted Mosby....architect.

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:03 AM

okay, that means nothing to me

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:05 AM

ted and robin got in a fight because she hates listening to his boring architect stories. Barney convinces Ted that chicks dig architects. Ted Moseby...architect turns into a great pickup line. And the story goes on from there.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Yep.

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:08 AM

was he picking up other chicks or something? i had no idea he was an architect. i don't even know what barney is either, is he a lawyer?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:09 AM

Nobody knows what Barney's occupation is, he won't tell anyone. But he does have a big office with tons of framed inspirational posters on it.

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:11 AM

Robin and Lilly think Ted was picking up another chick when actually it was Barney using Ted Moseby...architect as a pickup line

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Dear resident..........that was a great letter.

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Dear resident....

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:12 AM

beat me to it

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:16 AM

i watched some of dino's history of the wwe championship belt dvd last night. great shit, saw the match where the warrior takes the title from hogan. i'm pumped for halloween. i need to go tights shopping soon. oh yeah, got some of the pictures back from the flood of '06, pretty funny stuff

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:37 AM

I hope the judge tells her to shut up, you get nothing.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15205164/?GT1=8618

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Or they sue her for all the man power they had looking for her stupid ass.

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:21 AM

i think they already settled for like 350k to cover what the local gov't spent looking for her ass.

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:37 AM

My computer is freaking out man

Brock on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:37 AM

Looks like another involuntary euthanasia candidate.

Jay on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:41 AM

Did anyone else watch heroes last night?

Green Baron on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:53 AM

No nudity, but I wouldn't play it for your boss, or chicks.:

http://www.flurl.com/item/Tampons_S...pping__u_192210

Brock on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:55 AM

I watched it... sort of. Wasn't too impressed, but if I missed something, please fill me in.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 12:11 PM

Yeah I watched it Jay.

Chad Vader episode 3. Episode 4 comes out tomorrow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh8u6nTx8wY

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 12:21 PM

Chad Vader Episode 4 news...and they read some fan feedback.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0GD-hddofc

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 12:40 PM

Pretty good stuff. Now imagine if you were a fireman/former athlete pulling this stunt.

http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1705897

Jay on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 12:41 PM

So you're saying there's a chance

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...n.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 12:49 PM

Here is a game I found on college humor.

Mafia Life.

http://mafialife.com/

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 1:27 PM

Spurrier puts ex-UofL coach Ron Cooper on the spot after the UK game.

http://www.charlotte.com/mld/observ...rk/15710988.htm

Marc on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 2:33 PM

Sure Google buys YouTube. But what I want to know is how will this affect my personal YouTube middleman, Wes.
http://www.tv.com/story/story.html&...;click=gumballs

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 2:47 PM

Wicked burn

Marc on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 2:50 PM

See K-Fed (Kevin Federline, AKA: a white-trash-trying-tobe-urban-thug Jackass) on CSI this week.
http://www.tv.com/story/story.html&...p;story_id=6659

Barry on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 2:59 PM

I need to get the hell out of school, of course the way I did on my exam this morning may make that possible.
...and I chime in 5 hrs too late with
"...I'm sorry I won't be able to see you any more because I am a ghost..."
Fucking classic

Jay on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 2:59 PM

Wow. I totally forgot about that line, barry. That was classic.

Barry on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:00 PM

I'm still calling for the return of the slutty pumpkin

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:05 PM

I still don't understand how he can call her aunt Robin and tell stories of when they dated. There has to be a wierd twist here.

Barry on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:17 PM

I think he's just telling a rediculously long story of how he met their mom and is including every minor detail because 1) he told his parents he would bec. he was pissed at them for not being more open and 2) if he just told the story that matters, the show would be over. I agree that there will be some sort of twist involving Robin (hoping for a three way with the slutty pumpkin and Victoria) or maybe Bob Saget is going Full House on us again and the mom that the kids know or knew wasn't their real mom.

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:18 PM

ted ends up having a threesome with robin and her long lost identical twin and ends up impregnating the mystery sister.

Barry on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:18 PM

and barney gets syphillus

Jerome on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:19 PM

Here's the weird twist: the daughter and the son will beat the shit out of their dad for turning what should have been a great Barney-centric sitcom into a soap opera that dudes talk to each other about like a bunch of fat, pimple-faced, 15-year-old, wanna-be-pop-singer girls gossiping about the latest episode of "One Life to Live."

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:19 PM

don't hate on the playa barry

Barry on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Fine pt jerome

Barry on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:31 PM

has anyone seen phil lately?
http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...NEWS01/61010022

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:44 PM

For the record, if a chick ever says she hated the movie "Field of Dreams" she is dead to me and might get punched

Phil on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 3:59 PM

when did I become the child molester?

Besides, have you seen 13 year old girls these days? Put down the fucking french fries, you little heifers.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:07 PM

Marc - I think I will be able to continue to supply you with you single source of youtube videos. But now, I might have to creat my own online site so hopefully college humor will buy me out.

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:10 PM

We should just video tape ourselves and post it on the internet. Someone will eventually buy that. Canoeing, music videos, slamball....

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:10 PM

we could always just start filming the stupid shit we do (a la jackass, but not quite that reckless) and start a website. we could sell for millions in a few years.

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:10 PM

u beat me...

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:11 PM

we were all thinking it

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:14 PM

i could start a collection of "Bon Jovi Hits As Performed by EDoug"

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:17 PM

for those who haven't watched it in a while

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...+tent&hl=en

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:18 PM

damn joe, u did again fucker

joe on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:20 PM

getting slow with your old age

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:21 PM

no, i'm actually doing shit. i spent 300 bucks today on new brakes for my car, that includes the pads, fluids, rotors, and something else, it seems to be a good price but does anyone have any idea how much a brake job usually costs?

Marc on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:30 PM

That tech-nuts site, I posted about, is already taken down. i knew posting every great animated tv show (and American Dad) had to be asking for trouble.
http://www.tech-nuts.com/

Phil on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:47 PM

I think rotors cost around $50 bucks each (parts wise), so if you are getting all 4 replaced then $300 isn't too bad at all.

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:52 PM

cool, i don't know shit about cars and I'm too lazy to call around and compare prices

Phil on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 4:54 PM

you could get the brakes done for free with parts hand crafted in germany and someone will always know someone who could have gotten you a better deal.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 5:05 PM

You should challenge Wade by doubting his car skillz. He might hook you up.

douglas on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 5:06 PM

that's true, and someone can always do something cheaper, but as long as i'm not ripped off i don't care.

Brock on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 5:08 PM

Speaking of deals....

The fella who runs Grand Strategy is looking for a better server since the game is reaching a tipping point. A lot of geeks playing Risk.

I wondered if Maximum ASP would be interested in providing a discounted platform for a few of us wasting our time at work.... wait.

Phil on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 5:15 PM

Looks like they are running Apache (the Linux web browser). Everything we do is Microsoft based

Brock on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 5:25 PM

Yeah, the program is designed to run on Firefox, with little or no support of IE, which is fine since IE blows.

Marc on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:06 PM

Phil, I will work on watching all of Studio 60 since you are dying to talk about it. Also, have you watched Friday Night Lights yet. I know you loved the book and movie. The TV series has the guy from Early Edition (i know another favorite of yours). So I'd figure I would have heart more about it from you.

Jay on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 10:42 PM

Hey phil, I have been watching studio 60. I missed the first episode, and the second episode wasn't very good, but the last two episodes have been decent.

Phil on Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 11:30 PM

here's the blood poster article everyone made fun of me about: http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah1973.shtml

as to Friday Night Lights, I'm planning a "new tv show extravaganza" coming up as a new post once I get the will to write that much.

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 8:25 AM

The Early Edition guy isn't a big enough ass to play a football coach. Texas coach Mack Brown had a nice appearance as a booster on Friday Night Lights. If you are going to watch Friday Night Lights you might as well watch 2-a-days on MTV. I think ESPN should pick up 2-a-days and cut out the scripted off the field MTV Laguna Beach bullshit and you might actually have a decent show. Since I have made multiple references to MTV reality shows in one post I am going to go play in traffic.

douglas on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 9:03 AM

when it comes to the football aspect, two-a-days really ain't a bad show, but you're right about the off the field shit that's no different from laguna beach, except in alabama. friday night lights doesn't seem like too bad of a show, but i don't see it lasting very long, from what i've seen of it it's just a weekly version of varsity blues and the movie friday night lights, and everyone who would watch that show has already seen those movies

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 9:20 AM

Varsity Blues is a shitty movie but I can watch it over and over again

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 9:23 AM

It's true it is, but the whipped cream bikini and the school teacher/dancer make it worth it.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 9:25 AM

I believe the school is Hoover in Alabama that is featured in the show 2-a-days. Yeah anyways, some crazy poster on a UK message board suggested we fire Mike Archer (which I am in favor of) and hire the head coach of Hoover (which I am not in favor of). And if I am lying about his recruiting pitch may God strike me down, "Yeah I was featured on Mtv, come play for me".

Exactly.

Jay on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 9:36 AM

Wow, Joe. You did reference several MTV "reality" shows. I'm revoking your man membership card until you watch some porn. Or sports. Whatever.

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 9:37 AM

It is Hoover, Alabama. They've won something like 4 or 5 state championships in a row. At some point SI has them ranked 2nd in the nation behind Warren Central in Indianapolis. Warrren Central's coach for the past few year's was Kevin Wright, Trinity head coach before Beatty.

Marc on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 10:01 AM

I'm sure this search for a husband is going spectacular.
http://louisville.craigslist.org/w4.../218030873.html

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 10:10 AM

More KSR player introduction. This weeks player is Ramel Bradley.

http://blog.kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=1024

"can distribute the rock in away Suge Knight would envy. He has speed to spare and can get to the hole quicker than Warren Beatty ever could."

Classic.

Phil on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 10:25 AM

washing instructions:
http://www.slibe.com/publicimage/d0...bd563-wash_jpg/

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Boxscore for Celtics vs. Cavs.

http://www.nba.com/games/20061010/B...=scoreboardhome

Rondo played pretty well, Telfair not so much.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Chad Vader episode 4

http://splu.net/chadvader.htm#ep4

Jay on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:20 AM

I would like to wish a happy birthday to Michelle Trachtenburg, 21.

adrian on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:21 AM

A programmer talking to his girl...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvz4aY7nvNQ

Phil on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:35 AM

adrian, that video was a big hit here at the office.

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:36 AM

You alll are huge dorks

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:40 AM

Anyone doing anything for lunch today?

adrian on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:41 AM

Yeah, eating!

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:41 AM

I was thinking about picking up a hooker for lunch

adrian on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Joe, so you will probably be having crabs for lunch?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Believe it or not, I expected those 2 answers. I just figured Douglas or Wade would have got the hooker.

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Grilled Cheese

Brock on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:45 AM

Mmmm... thanks for that reminder of what a yeast infection looks like.

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:47 AM

hey, hey someone got the joke. I was tempted to put Arby's beef and cheddar.

Jay on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Why don't you just say you're going to eat a smelly, infection ridden vagina, and cut the euphamisms.

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 12:07 PM

Where is the fun in that?

Brock on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 12:09 PM

I'm so hungry I could eat Arbys!

Jay on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 12:10 PM

I'm so hungry I could eat gross smelly vagina.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Jay that is just nasty.

Nothing but class.

adrian on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 12:17 PM

I am so hungy i could eat a gross smelly vagina covered in shit!

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 12:20 PM

I'm having hotpockets for lunch so I basically am eating smelly vagina covered in shit

Brock on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 12:30 PM

Here's an interesting article about the 70-7 debacle two years ago.
http://news.cincypost.com/apps/pbcs...110333/1035/SPT

I've gotten calls from my brother and my aunt about the game this week. What the hell is wrong with you people? UofL is #7, UC sucks, its going to be a blowout. Why the hazing? I'll only make wagers if you spot me 60 points. Christ, we're starting sophomores in most all the important positions.

But, I guess if Middle Tennessee State can hang around for a half, who knows.

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 12:37 PM

supposedly Brohm is back

Jay on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 1:15 PM

Adrian, WTF? That is the sickest thing I have ever heard. What would make you think that that was okay?

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 1:25 PM

http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/i...il=1&id=241

Christ that's funny. I think I'm going to try that.

douglas on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 1:41 PM

sorry i've been absent today guys, we ordered a couple hookers for the office today and they brought us arby's for lunch. they've been alternately taking turns shitting on our lunches and then sitting on our faces and farting. they thought they were getting a tip when they left, but they were wrong, i made a quick grilled cheese sandwich, pissed on it, cut it up, smashed in their faces so they could get an idea of how rotten and smelly their vaginas were, then i grabbed their faces, shoved their noses in between my ass crack, and then farted very loudly and called them hooker bitches. unfortunately for them, when i farted, i had a little turtle poke his head out, so they had to lick my ass clean too.

douglas on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 1:42 PM

nothing but class fellas, nothing but class.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 1:55 PM

Yeah so today for lunch we go to Wendy's and then the old man decides to drive me around the west end. And by west end I mean 28th and Market going to Broadway and then he starts showing me all the dive bars he use to drink beer at. We drive down Howard street and stop because there are a few model citizens decked out in all red and not sure how far Howard continues in that direction or if there isn't even a turn around spot. After we get back to the office in the good end of town (15th and Oak) he tells me, well Wes that is your West End tour, and here is a few words of advice. Stay out of it, nothing but trouble.

Jay on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:02 PM

Douglas, that is some of the funniest shit I have ever read.

Brock on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:17 PM

The Bulletproof Blazer made quite a few treks down to 28th and Market in the middle of the night.... I was an idiot.

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:43 PM

I think we should send B-mac taht way in the Miata

Jerome on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 2:57 PM

Douglas - how's that "getting-a-chick-to-wipe-your-ass" thing going? Any progress?

douglas on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 3:04 PM

i had totally forgotten about that, wow, i'm slacking in my efforts, i'll get back on that, i swear

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 3:15 PM

where the fuck are your priorities?

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 3:23 PM

apparently a helicopter just crashed into a building in NY

douglas on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 3:29 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15223650/

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 3:29 PM

Da Bears da bears da bears da bears

http://sixteenstraight.com/

Phil on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 3:31 PM

today is 10/11/6...9/11/01 written upside down!

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 3:45 PM

Joe - the best part about that shirt is the sizes.

XL - for linebackers
2XL - for tackles
Small - for kids and kickers

adrian on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 3:52 PM

Lou Pinella must have been really pissed at New York to fly a plane into a building.

Phil on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 4:05 PM

i pray the colors from the flag of South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands is never a trivia question:
https://www.cia.gov/cia/publication...gs/sx-flag.html

joe on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 4:21 PM

where the hell did that come from?

Phil on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 4:21 PM

also, while I'm boring everyone - the saint San Diego is named for isn't Saint Diego, it's Saint Didcaus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didacu..._of_Alcal%C3%A1

Brock on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 4:42 PM

Where the hell is the South Sandwich Islands?

Phil on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 4:45 PM

apparently they are east of the southern tip of South America.

Brock on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 5:02 PM

Ok, I see, they are part of the Falklands.... apparently they aren't much more than a science base down there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_...andwich_Islands

Brock on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 5:04 PM

All this talk about Sandwich Islands is making me crave an Italian Sub from Penn Station.

http://www.penn-station.com/menu.php

Phil on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 5:08 PM

hey Adrian, it wasn't Lou Pinella who was piloting...it was Yankees pitcher Lidle:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/...tory?id=2621860

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 5:18 PM

Man, It's not worth killing yourself over getting beat by Detroit...or is it?

Phil on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 5:35 PM

the plane he was flying is pretty bad ass. it had a parachute and everything. here's a picture of the cockpit:
http://www.airliners.net/open.file/1092676/M/

Marc on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 6:47 PM

It that a plane or a really intense BMW?

Brock on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 6:47 PM

Too bad he didn't use the parachute.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 9:50 PM

Do you think he fell into a flat spin or tried a 4g inverted dive with a Mig-28?

Phil on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 12:54 AM

So I tried to give twenty good years a shot. I turned it off in 15 seconds.

I couldn't handle the laugh track.

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 8:23 AM

Anyone turning in a football roster today?

Jay on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 8:26 AM

Joe, it looks like we're joining a serious league.

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 8:30 AM

that works too

Jay on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 8:32 AM

As long as I get to play some pigskin, I'm happy.

adrian on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 8:41 AM

I got an email from that chick this morning saying she liked my new contact form. Maybe she will send me some naked photos...

adrian on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 8:44 AM

I wouldn't mind throwing some pigskin around this weekend. According to Yahoo weather, it looks like it will be Sunny and a high of 60 on Satruday.

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 8:50 AM

I'm up for a football game as long as we are done by 3:30 so I can watch some football and baseball the rest of the day. Anyone have access to ESPNU for the UL-Cincy game on Saturday?

Phil on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 9:09 AM

Of course I have ESPNU.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 9:35 AM

I believe I have ESPNU

Bigworm on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 9:35 AM

But it doesn't work for UofL games.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 9:38 AM

The Rondo Watch

Pre-season game #2

http://www.nba.com/games/20061011/B...R/boxscore.html

Stat Line: 37 minutes 43 seconds, 8-13 fg (2-3 3pt), 11-12 FT, 4 Reb (2Def, 2Off), 5 assist, 1 turn over, 3 steals

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 9:44 AM

Rondo hit jumpers and free throws? That is crazy

adrian on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 9:46 AM

Too bad he didn't do that shit when playing for the Cats. I guess you give the guy a million clams and he decides to hit free throws.

Jay on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 9:54 AM

So, the tentative plan for this Saturday (or Satruday, if you're adrian) is meet at seneca park at around one, throw the ball around a little while, get cleaned up, grab some food, and head over to Phil's for some football. Phil, just so you know, I am once again inviting myself and other people over to your place. Deal with it.

Jay on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 9:59 AM

I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Hugh "Wolverine" Jackman, 38

adrian on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 10:15 AM

Ok Jay, in the movie Crimson Tide, there is a reference to Silver Surfer. Who is silver surfer?

Phil on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 10:39 AM

Adrian, have you asked to see at least a picture? Christ, man.

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 10:40 AM

I got 20 on her being a heffer

Phil on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 10:41 AM

oh, and people are more than welcome to watch the game. For those non-football fans I just want to alert you that this isn't that important of a game outside of Louisville or Cincinnati fans so don't get your hopes up about this being the super bowl or something.

Brock on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Nope, UC fans don't care about this game either. When Mister Simpson plays next year, then we'll be interested.

douglas on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 10:50 AM

this was on msn today, thought it was funny:

The Bengals likely used the bye week to recover from the whooping the Patriots rushing attack put on them in Week 4. Or they worked on potential Chad Johnson touchdown dances. Or ... who knows. Whatever they did--no one got in any trouble with the law. And really--in Cincinnati this year, that's pretty big news.

Phil on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 10:54 AM

I have no idea if these comic book covers are real, but they made me laugh:
http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

Phil on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 10:54 AM

(to clarify: the website is "Superman is a Dick" and has nothing to do with penis)

Jerome on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Superman has super powers so it's safe to assume he has super sperm that would probably rip through a mortal woman's insides and knock over the billboard across the street.

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 11:12 AM

He would have to use a condom made out of Kryptonite and that would kill him

adrian on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 11:14 AM

A condom from goodyear would probably be sufficient.

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 11:26 AM

How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

Brock on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 11:52 AM

Because you have ADD.

Jay on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Comic books are for kids. I'm all man, lady.

Jay on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 12:03 PM

Seriously, The silver surfer's real name is Norrin Radd. He comes from the planet Zenn La. It was about to be consumed by Galactus, the world eater, and Norrin made a trade, himself for his planet. Galactus took him as his herald and bathed him in the power cosmic to become The Silver Surfer. Leaving behind Zenn La, and his love, Shalla Ball, he scoured the Universe for other planets to consume. He made his way to earth, and Galactus was preparing to feast on it. Uatu, the Watcher, sworn never to interfere, only to watch, felt he had to intervene, and contacted the Fantastic Four. He transported Jonny Storm, the Human Torch, into Galactus's ship to retrieve the ultimate nullifier. With the power to destroy the universe, it was the only thing that Galactus feared. When confronted with the nullifier, Galactus summoned the silver surfer to disarm Reed Richards, Mister Fantastic. However, The Surfer had come to respect humans as being special, and reminding him of Zenn La, so he refused. Galactus left the earth alone, but as punishment, confined the surfer to the planet. (These events take place in Fantasic 4 #48-50)

Brock on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 12:10 PM

I don't understand why the names have to be so weird. Its like reading Huck Finn or The Deerslayer or something... good story, but you drag on all the goofy words and names.

Jay on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 12:48 PM

Well, he's from another planet. It's not like he's going to be named Frank.

Brock on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 1:03 PM

If he's from another planet, his name would probably be unpronouncable in our language, so we might as well call him Frank because that's easier.

Brock on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 1:12 PM

Wes, did you know there was already an Emporer of the United States? Do you want to be the 2nd?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_A._Norton

Bigworm on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 1:16 PM

Jay - Comic books are for kids. I'm all man, lady.......Mallrats.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 1:19 PM

Emperor of the United States - not thinking broad enough. I want to be Emperor of the galaxy.

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 2:03 PM

I just wanna be mayor of St. Matthews

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 2:05 PM

Can god microwave a burrito so hot that even he himself cannot eat it?

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 2:38 PM

This guy does the best Flanders...Now do Wiggum.

douglas on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 2:40 PM

screech talking about his sex tape:
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=7...ty&GT1=8618

i have to see this

Jay on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 2:46 PM

I thought that was the movie Joe was quoting. I was just backing him up.

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 2:47 PM

I was quoting Mallrats

Wrecking Crew on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 2:58 PM

It was just on the Simpsons as well...Homer was a real po-thead, I mean pot head.

joe on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 3:00 PM

They call them fingers but they never fing...oh wait there they go

Jay on Thursday, October 12, 2006 at 3:20 PM

This medicine-Which you can never take under any circumstances-helps daddy's eye's feel better

You also get a prescription bong. Do you want the wizard or the skull?

Marc on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:09 AM

Every time I hear that Hinder song, all I think of is the band in School of Rock that Jack Black's character gets kicked out of. Hinder's song reminds me of the song that band in the movie plays at the end in the band competition.
By the way, Jay totally wants to do the bass player from the School of Rock kid band... when she becomes legal and "appropriate." Which according to the rules of "divide by 2 plus 7" means that Jay get try to "get to know her romantically in 13 years when she is 27 and he'll be 41.

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:27 AM

I'd like to think Marc had to write out the little divide by 2 + 7 thing and do it like algebra:

(27 + x) / 2 + 7 =14 + x
(27 + x) / 2 = 7 + x
27 + x = 14 + 2x
x = 13

Uh oh! Looks like big jay only needs to wait until he's 40 (well, two months before he's 41)

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 8:01 AM

Okay, that is the creepiest conversation I have ever heard. And you have all seen me drunk, so that is quite an accomplishment.

adrian on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 8:12 AM

Jay are you planning on buying the Wii?

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 8:47 AM

I probably will at some point. Not for a while though.

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 8:49 AM

I was thinking about preordering one this morning, but more and more I think their little controller is pretty gay. Plus it's probably already too late to get an order in.

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 8:58 AM

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...EWS01/310130007

For the record, I was at a bar in Lexington on Wed., (smoking is banned in lex), and the place was packed.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:01 AM

great find Xota.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:05 AM

I'm pretty sure we will be able to find Douglas at a bar even though he won't be able to smoke while he is drinking there anymore. However, this will also kill most of our excuses for not hitting on the ladies.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:09 AM

Will you be able to smoke at outdoor venues like the patio at O'shea's? As for smoking on the street, will you have to be a certain distance away from the entrances to buidlings to smoke? I'm pretty sure there is something like that now, possibly it is just company policy with Chase.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:13 AM

You mean when I go out I get to the opportunity for someone to own up now and try to get some ass.....it's like dinner and a show.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:13 AM

I get to see

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:20 AM

we will still find reasons to pussy out

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:20 AM

Well UK is going to put a hurting on those LSU pussycats this weekend. Not really but a brother can dream right?

So here is the story in 2002. Click on that link and open up the more pictures by the guy dressed in the cow outfit. The first picture shows him ecstatic about the Bluegrass Miracle, while the others show him being taken out by a UK fan because the fan didn't like that he was taunting our school on our field. Moral of the story: When you snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, beat the shit out of an opposing teams fan.

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentuck...ky/15746957.htm

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Barry has a ticket to the game if you want it. It is in LSU and he is on some research trip.

Brock on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:23 AM

Smoking ban in Louisville... .fuckin' genius!

I suggest everyone enjoy the comments to that article. I'm still waiting for Phil's wisecrack comment.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:24 AM

Bluegrass Miracle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh1agVRKCCY

However, I am hoping we can beat LSU at LSU like in 1998.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL2CZGhtZ3M

adrian on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:29 AM

What is so genius about a smoking ban?

adrian on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:30 AM

Worm, haven't you posted that stupid ass video before?

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:31 AM

Smoking ban just means I can go longer without showering and doing laundry

Brock on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:33 AM

And Joe answers your question Adrian.

Brock on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:33 AM

Cronin Era begins at UC, no more thugs:

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs....T0101/610130353

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:35 AM

is it just me or has any one else been burned by a drunk person with a cigarette at a bar?

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:36 AM

Carson Palmer on Deal or No Deal.

http://buccaneers.com/intro.aspx

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:37 AM

Yeah but UK has LSU this weekend......so you have to post it again. Jackass.

adrian on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:39 AM

Cronin is the best thing that has happened to Cincy since Nick van excel. Hopefully he won't turn out like Mike Davis.

Brock on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:39 AM

Michelle was burned by a dude once, and I told him to put his cigarette out and quit... in a stern, psychotic kinda way.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:40 AM

brock hardfist style

Brock on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Its Van Exel, not Microsoft Excel you computer dork.

As long as Cronin doesn't run out on the floor in the middle of a game slapping his forehead like a retard, I'm sure he'll avoid that fate.

Brock on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:43 AM

And with that, I'll do my Wes imperssonation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM7lGyPMmbM

adrian on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:45 AM

I mean hell, look who he recruited at U of L. Francisco Garcia? The possibilities are endless for the Bearcats with Cronin as their captain.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 9:56 AM

Cronin is a damn good coach and a great hire for Cinci.

Also, the rumors are Bill Walker will be enrolling at Kansas St and be elligible to play basketball for Huggy Bear 2nd semester this season. Bill plays with OJ and they are the best 1-2 punch in Highschool Basketball. For anyone who hasn't seen Bill Walker dunking, here is my impersonation of Brock doing his impersonation of Wes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G33_XkeVS8

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:00 AM

That looked like me up at Seneca Park

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:03 AM

Oh I have no doubts Joe. I have no doubts. So when is Natty Sci going to the Dirt Bowl?

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Lets go straight up to Rucker Park

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:10 AM

in honor of Tom Glavine's performance last night:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gpUAh895qTg

Brock on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:17 AM

Not only is Huggs getting Walker, but he already has Jason Bennett, 7-1 top prospect this year, and Beasley coming next year. If K-State isn't top 10 in 2007, Huggs should be fired for incompetency.

Kinda would have been nice to have that recruiting class at UC.

douglas on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:28 AM

all a smoking ban means is i'm bringing grizzly to the bar

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:29 AM

So will the ladies

adrian on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:30 AM

I knew Kansas State was one of Bill Walker's college choices, but I did not know he committed to them.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:35 AM

Adrian - like I said it was a rumor....but I think it is a very reasonable one.

adrian on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 10:59 AM

I believe Oj Mayo-naise is thinking about Kansas State also.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 11:33 AM

Adrian - do you guys have channel 70? I think it is Fox Sports Network South

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 11:37 AM

there is a guy in the nba named Pooh Jeter

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 11:51 AM

i have in my possession 16 flags.

So who is definite for tomorrow?

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 11:52 AM

me

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 11:52 AM

what time 11, 12, 1?

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:00 PM

It should be around 55 degrees by noon, so that's my vote. Accuweather says 49 degrees at 11am, which seems a lot more than six degrees colder than 55 to me.

So Joe, Jay, myself and Adrian are up for it. Can someone try b-mac, cuban, and the such to see if they want to play? Who else?

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:01 PM

oh, and Jerome. Jerome is playing.

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:11 PM

What does the Blaccuweather forecast say?

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:16 PM

huh, blaccuweather.com won't load for me at all. Piece of shit webpage.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:17 PM

cuban no response yet, B-mac is in. Douglas might have the little one.

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:19 PM

Brent will probably play too. And Marc better get out there too.

Moving it to Sunday to accommodate Chris is also not out of the question, either.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:19 PM

If need be I can steal a high school junior or 2

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Marc has a wedding to go to tomorrow. You should bring all your neighbors, joe

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:22 PM

I just emailed joanna to get Chris' schedule and I emailed Douglas

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:23 PM

I have Adrian's football and mine

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:23 PM

Ok, then.

Definites:
Phil
Joe
Jerome
Big Jay
B-Mac
Adrian

question marks:
Wes
Cuban
Douglas
Two high school kids
Brent
Scroggins
...dare I say: Lynnie?

Really we need about 5 on 5 to make it slightly interesting. It would be great if we could get a full 7 on 7 game going.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:27 PM

I just emailed Scroggin

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:27 PM

I could try to give Brangers a call. Dave, if you're reading this, would you like to play?

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:33 PM

If Douglas has the kid saturday and chris can only play on sunday, then sunday might be a better bet to get a good group of people together.

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:34 PM

plus there will be a high of 65

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:37 PM

Scroggin said yes if he is in town

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 12:44 PM

Cuban is in either day. He can call some people after we decide which day.

douglas on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 1:01 PM

i'm in probably either day, i'll just have to get my mom to watch kaelyn, which usually isn't too tough to do

douglas on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 1:02 PM

i've got my district mgr. in the store today and he's sitting literally right behind me, so i've got no opportunity to slack off and get on here, i'm probably only good for another 20 mins. or so before he's back from lunch

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 1:24 PM

Douglas - when you get your business cards give me about 10 of them or so. I am going to pass them to Abby so when staff accountants start looking for houses we can try to send you the business.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 1:51 PM

Chris is on call tomorrow and post call Sunday. He could possibly play on Sunday then.

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Sunday works for me. Are we still going to watch football over at Phil's?

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 1:54 PM

Mark got a few more people for tomorrow at noon so I think we should say forget about Chris and play tomorrow anyways..

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:02 PM

That works for me.

douglas on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:16 PM

wes, thanks i'll do that, but i can't do purchases, only refinances right now. all purchases are handled by another division

douglas on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:18 PM

i do like credit cards, refis of 1st mortgages, 2nd mortgages, equity lines, car loans (purchases and refis), and unsecured lines of credit

douglas on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:20 PM

any ideas for tonight's festivities besides crashing joe's coworker's party and stealing beer?

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:25 PM

I plan on watching UK's Big Blue Madness at 9 pm.

Brock on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:33 PM

UC's Bearcat Madness features Chad Johnson and Bronson Arroyo as guest coaches in the intrasquad scrimmage... this should be fun.

douglas on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:34 PM

didn't realize madness was tonight, i'll have to watch that somewhere

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:41 PM

we can "two-a-weekends" if need be, but saturday works for me.

Jerome suggested playing at the Lourdes field if Seneca is too crowded.

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:49 PM

Where is Lourdes field? We could always play at Robison Park. There is plenty of space there.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:52 PM

Lourdes is the church across Breckinridge lane from me

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 2:54 PM

Gotcha.

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 3:03 PM

Jerome's theory is they might even have the lines on the field and everything

douglas on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 3:04 PM

ascension could be another option, right across from the burkets' house

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 3:17 PM

noon tomorrow Seneca Park. If that fails we move to Lourdes. What is anybody doing tonight. A guy I work with is having a kegger at his house a half a mile away from my house. I might hit that up at some point. Other then that I got nothing.

douglas on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 3:43 PM

so did everyone fucking leave already? am i the only bored fucker still at work?

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 3:44 PM

I got 45 more fucking minutes

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 3:49 PM

joe, see if your high school buddies can play. Depending on who Cuban brings we might be pretty close to having a proper game going

Jay on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 3:51 PM

I'm here for another 10 minutes or so. Joe, if we're allowed back in your house, I can come over. That is entirely up to you, though.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 3:56 PM

I think quarantine is over, it has been a few weeks since god tried to take us. I think Friday the 13th is a good day to end the quarantine. Cuban said he is bringing some guy we play softball with named Joe and he is bringing people. He said Matt Barry was one of them. If I run into the high school kids I will tell them we are playing.

Phil on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:02 PM

looks like we might just have some fun tomorrow

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:03 PM

What are the odds we go injury free?

jen on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:15 PM

while you guys are playing football, I'll be moving into my new house down the street from seneca.

Marc on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Well I won't be there tomorrow, so the injury-free day is that much more possible. i know kickers are supposed to be scrawny. but they also often ridiculed and not treated as a part of the team. they are often called pussies and no one ever ready follows a great NFL kicker. With that being said I'd make a good kicker. Less running and I got a high kick for a tubby bitch.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Fuck it I will play.

And as for tonight, what's going on?

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:21 PM

Sounds like we are meeting at my house sometime. Possibly crashing a random coworkers of mine and possibly watching midnight madness

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:22 PM

My coworker said there will be a keg

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Man that does sound good?

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:23 PM

Tomorrow at 3:45 I have to go to a wedding in Frankfort.

So I might be a no go unless we play early on on Saturday.

joe on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:24 PM

Peace out hombres. Call me if you are up to anything tonight

jen on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:27 PM

working till five sucks. I'm the only one left in my office. I'd leave if I knew for sure that my boss wasnt coming back.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:30 PM

yes it does.

jen on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:33 PM

the good news is, I had a good interview today. so maybe I'll be saved from this place soon enough. But the company I work for isnt really a company anyway I found out today. We're not registered with the secretary of state since we were acquired. Which means we cant get our resellers license. which means we cant do business. Awesome.

Brock on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:34 PM

I would LOVE to work until 5, I can't remember the last time I left that early... but I usually don't come in until 10 or 11, so I guess that makes up for it.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Yeah I would probabyl say so Desert Fox.

jen on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:36 PM

I'd say so.

jen on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:38 PM

I need a happy hour.

Bigworm on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 4:39 PM

Makes 2 of us.

Green Baron on Friday, October 13, 2006 at 5:00 PM

The liger:

http://www.flurl.com/item/The_LIGER...line___u_193065

If you know nothing about it, it's pretty much my favorite animal. Quite fascinating video by the way.

Brent on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 12:21 AM

I'll be down for some flag football tomorrow.

Bigworm on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 2:35 AM

I have to say, that UK's freshman are going to be alright.

Brent on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Let's paint and exercise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAjn...ated&search

Brent on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Is there going to be enough people to play today?

stew on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 4:53 PM

Phil, is there any website that broadcasts UL games?

Phil on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 5:05 PM

no

Phil on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 5:07 PM

Douglas is Jeff Flood's BITCH

Brock on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 6:58 PM

Is this really happening???

Brock on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 7:01 PM

I don't know who to root for here.

Brock on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 7:05 PM

This reminds me of the Ohio State game in 2002 when UC dropped a pass in the end zone that would have won the game as time ran out. If history repeats itself... UofL might get a shot at a National Title.

Phil on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 7:14 PM

I liked the UC's QB's kamikaze running style. I'm pretty surprised Louisville didn't lose that game.

Brock on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 7:56 PM

If our kicker could make a field goal, it may have happened.

Phil on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 9:25 PM

Miami just looked slow and disorganized in their melee with FIU. The Miami of old would have been able to get at least 10 or 15 more kicks to the head in and the body slams would have really stuck their body slams. And only one person used their helmet as a weapon.

Brent on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 11:32 PM

When he turns on the cop routine its comedy gold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ve2...wzXqs&eurl=

Phil on Saturday, October 14, 2006 at 11:45 PM

More youtube fun, the Miami fracas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWeE9KqZjQ

Bigworm on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 10:02 AM

This is great stuff from Miami. They use to pick on top caliber programs like that, pretty funny they have to resort to FIU.

Phil - who is Jeff Flood? I am guessing one of the kids we were playing football with yesterday, and how did he own Douglas?

Bigworm on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Word on the street be that Chuck Hayes is going to be Yao Ming's primary backup at center. That's right, 6'6" Chuck Hayes playing center in the NBA. Van Gundy said he is their best interior defender. Oh yeah, and Chuck outrebounded the opposing teams 7'2" center 10-1.

Phil on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 11:09 AM

Cuban posted that on my laptop, but Flood was the tall guy on our team.

Brock on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 12:25 PM

So no recap of the Spring Training for the Natty Sci Professional Flag Football League?

Phil on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Let's see here:

Big Jay's play of the game resulted in a 15 yard reception on 4th down that was stopped one yard short of a first down.

Brent moves like a badger on speed.

I think a total of 8 people at one point threw the ball.

Man to man defense simply does not work in flag football, especially when you can't establish a rush.

The kicking game needs work. Next time we play we won't do kickoffs because it's almost impossible not to end up at midfield.

Everyone is slow besides Brent.


Also, some guy who was running 100m repeats by himself in what I believe was a nebraska track t-shirt wants to play next week. He seemed like a pretty cool guy and he seems to be pretty quick. Joe - this was the same dude that was sprinting past Laura, you and me a couple weeks ago when we were chatting at Seneca.

Phil on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 1:04 PM

and I'm starting Eric Shelton in fantasy football today. Bring it!

Phil on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 2:12 PM

and i've already given up on this week!

Brock on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 2:13 PM

You gave up on this week when you saw The Icemen on your schedule.

Phil on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 3:00 PM

yeah, i was real intimidated.

joe on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 3:09 PM

That 100m repeats guy is fast. Oh ya, whichever Barry twin that was is pretty fast too. Who had the height advantage Barry or Brent? Also, B-mac wouldn't too bad of a QB if he didn't try to throw the ball to the endzone every play. I don't think he understands the concept of a first down yet. Same time same place next week?

Phil on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 3:42 PM

I think the Louisville game is going to be played at noon on Saturday, so Sunday might be a better day. More people can make it and more importantly I really could care less about watching the early NFL games.

Bigworm on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 3:42 PM

Did you guys play today?

Brock on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 4:27 PM

So here's a new rule. Sacking the quarterback is a penalty. 2nd down and 13 and Smith tackles Gradkowski, but wait... roughing the passer... he fucking tucked the ball to run. Its a sack. Assclowns!

douglas on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 7:49 PM

i'm down to play again next week, but i am fucking sore today. it was a good time though

Cuban on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 7:55 PM

I'm down for next sunday.
Like Douglas I am really sore.

Jay on Sunday, October 15, 2006 at 8:14 PM

Guess what? I feel great! No just kidding, I've been hobbling around all day.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 7:54 AM

Pussies

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 8:00 AM

Joe, what happened to you Saturday?

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 8:07 AM

I ended up at BW-3's with my parents. Free food and both football and baseball on TV.

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 8:08 AM

Cool. I almost fell asleep on Phil's couch. Cuddling with Dino.

Jerome on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 8:11 AM

7-0!! 1st/2nd grade football team ends the season undefeated!! There was some hittin' goin' on yesterday!!

Jerome on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 8:57 AM

Interesting question raised on the radio this morning. Can I get some opinions here:

Ketchup on a hot dog - "yes" or "no" and why?

Bigworm on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:07 AM

I top off my dog with ketchup because I don't really like the taste of mustard on a hotdog....but that is just me. In fact, I never add mustard to anything unless it is Chinese food and then it is the spicey hot mustard that singes nose hairs when you breath or if it is added already like a double stack from Wendy's.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:13 AM

A good hot dog is topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, cheese and relish ketchup, relish and mustard are not included if chili and onions are on the dog.

douglas on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:13 AM

what's wrong with both ketchup and mustard?

douglas on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:14 AM

oh, and still very sore

Bigworm on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:18 AM

Ketchup and mustard combo is good.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:18 AM

I'm craving a chili dog

Bigworm on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:21 AM

Yeah a chili dog is where it is at.

So this past weekend UK had 3 big time recruits on offical visits to UK. 1 of the has committed 4-star SF from Florida, his name is AJ Stewart. Word on the street be that while at Keenland on Sunday, Tubby arranged for them to run into Joe Torre. Tubby must have some clout if he can get Torre to come down from New York to meet his recruits.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:30 AM

Torre has a lot of free time on his hands in October

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:56 AM

My whole body is still pretty sore, especially my neck from where Bmac bowled me over. I am old.

Bigworm on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:57 AM

How much longer did you guys play after I left? I was sore from being on the eliptical as opposed to playing football. But then again I didn't do much.

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Happy birthday to Flea, 44. We played until about 2 or so. Maybe a little later. I just like the fact that cuban said "Dammit, I wish wes hadn't left. You were a good match for his speed" I think that is the only time I have ever been a "good match" to Wes for anything.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 10:01 AM

I didn't line up once as a wide receiver. Also, I took over rushing the QB half way through the game. Maybe that is why I am not sore.

douglas on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 11:04 AM

i was a receiver for the majority of the plays, so all the sprinting and side-to-side movement is what killed me, plus diving and jumping for some balls didn't help either. it's amazing how i can run 3 miles and not feel a thing, but doing some small sprints for a few hours is killing me

Jerome on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 11:04 AM

The assistant coach from my high school baseball team is now the head football coach at another high school. His female kicker was crowned Homecoming Queen the same day that she kicked the game winning field goal.
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pit...y/s_474009.html

douglas on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 11:05 AM

i was also covering receivers, so i was sprinting pretty much the whole game except for the couple drives when i was QB.

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 11:16 AM

I'm just horribly out of shape. Jerome, that sounds like a cheesy movie. You realize that, don't you?

Bigworm on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 11:21 AM

Since I was playing center I mainly hiked the ball and picked up the pass rush. Numerous times I was open in the flat, however, as previously noted BMac is an all or nothing type QB. Needless to say, Josh Vaughn and BMac could have been the most dangerous QB-WR combo sits Montana and Rice.

douglas on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 11:29 AM

i think you were already gone by this point, but you missed bmac COMPLETELY miss me, wide open, like three times in a row down the field. i started to notice that phil never covered me quite as close when bmac was QB cuz he never came anywhere near me with the pass

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 11:42 AM

I wish more of you all could have witnessed drunk b-mac on Friday night.

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Drunk Bmac was pretty classic.

Bigworm on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 11:51 AM

So how is drunk Bmac anymore of a spectacle than sober Bmac?

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 12:00 PM

I think it actually may have been the combination of drunk Bmac and Sober douglas.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 12:05 PM

the 6-5 odds was classic b-mac

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 12:09 PM

That was pretty good. "Bmac, get in the fucking car!"

Marc on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 1:00 PM

I haven't watched WWE in a few years. But Kevin Federline is supposed to get his ass slammed by the big new wrestler and star of up-coming cheesy movie The Marine, John Cena. Seeing an ass-clown get slammed down hard is always good TV. and it's also great fun to see during floods at Joe's house when people are being slammed down by Chris.
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.phtml?t=KFED

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 1:20 PM

Apparently, lingerie and swimsuit are restricted words on websites at ULH. Of course, I can still get to fantasy football here and they haven't found out the Sci yet.

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 1:30 PM

What have you been trying to look up where swimsuit and Lingere would be an issue?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 1:53 PM

It's some "special" research project I'm doing for my residency.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 1:54 PM

what do you know about liver disease?

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 1:55 PM

Either that or Marc's post just before mine.


And, I just want to let everyone know that my fantasy team kicked some fucking ass this weekend. Highest points so far. That just begs the question.."where the hell has it been all year?"

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 1:55 PM

It's bad

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 1:56 PM

Why

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:06 PM

aren't you doctors supposed to be doing work like keeping people alive and shit?

jen on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:11 PM

I'm on the worst phone conference ever. Its killing me. A part of me is actually dying. I keep thinking if I hang up quietly they wont notice I'm gone.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:12 PM

speakerphone with the mute button works well

jen on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:16 PM

Yeah. It appears that there's no mute button on my phone, but I dont care. I have already walked out a few times and came back. One lady is waaaayyyy too close to the phone and is yelling. I think this is how the people that work drive-thrus must feel.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:20 PM

What does that have to do with liver disease? Anyway I'm just a dumb carpenter putting bones back together, and surgeons don't have to know anything about liver disease except when to cut it out.

Brock on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:21 PM

Doctors don't keep anyone alive... thats what drugs, nurses, and ventilators do. Doctors just sign some squiggly thing next to an X and screw interns in the broom closet.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:22 PM

I was just thinking you should do some special research on liver disease for us since you have nothing better to do. Possibly keep us from dying.

joe on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:23 PM

I give Chris 15 minutes before he responds with a comment on nurses being "fucking nurses"

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:30 PM

Brock, interns are doctors. Typically we fuck the nurses in the closet since they are only in the profession to score a rich doctor. Fucking nurses. And the secret to not dying from alcohol induced cirrhosis (aka liver disease)...don't drink massive quantities of alcohol.

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:32 PM

I don't have a problem with all nurses. Just the stupid, fat, lazy ones whose soul purpose is to as little work as possible and annoy residents with dumbass questions.

jen on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:43 PM

If there was a time that I wished that I could go through the phone and strangle someone, now is the time. I've been listening to this bullshit for an hour and 15 minutes.

Bigworm on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 2:47 PM

Yeah my team was the sacrafical lamb to the Wrecking Crew this week.

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 3:03 PM

Come on, Brock, nurses are also good for giving hand jobs.

jen on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 3:37 PM

that was the most painful and pointless phone conference ever.

Brock on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 3:50 PM

I don't know... from what I see on Grey's Anatomy... the foremost authority on orgies in the medical profession... the interns (yes, doctors) fuck the older doctors to get ahead or just b/c they're really horny or something.

Brock on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 3:50 PM

Jay, nurses are good at a lot of things... especially several nurses at one time.

douglas on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 4:03 PM

i saw this one movie where this poor guy had like a broken leg or something, and he had like four very helpful nurses. they would give him sponge baths, and massages, and helped to relieve any built up pressure in his loins. it really made me have a whole new respect for the nursing industry as a whole. they really seemed to bend over backwards for their profession, and go the extra inch for their patients.

Jay on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 8:15 PM

I'm getting that apartment. Especially the Storm trooper and the toilet seat.

Brock on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 9:37 PM

You'd probably like Band Geek chick in your bed too.

Brock on Monday, October 16, 2006 at 10:18 PM

Are there any Halloween party plans?

adrian on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:08 AM

You have got to be kidding me. The Arizona Cards need to be kicked out of the NFL.

Brent on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:12 AM

Phil: "This game's over, Im getting out of here."

Phil on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:22 AM

no shit, that was a mistake.

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 8:30 AM

Lily is the devil trying to change Barney. At least she didn't try to add decorative soaps in the bathroom.

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 8:50 AM

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_...r/barneys_blog/

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 9:25 AM

For all Risk nerds and Lord or the Rings Fans. New Map, this one is Middle Earth.

Jay on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 9:35 AM

Barney is a genius. But I think we all learned a valuable lesson last night. Relationships make you gay. Just ask Marshall.

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 9:39 AM

You can't bro up brunch

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 9:41 AM

After we play football next sunday we all going to hit up some brunch?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 9:47 AM

Well unless we are playing football at 8 am...I don't think it will be brunch....but we can bro up lunch.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Jay - what is your take on Super Hiro?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Hmmmm...Kal-el?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/space/...s.ap/index.html

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 10:13 AM

I have never seen this clip before, so that probably means that somebody else submitted it a while back. Anways, I think I'd have to get back to the gym if a bat boy was able to secure me to the ground.

http://www.break.com/index/bat_boy_...es_out_fan.html

douglas on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 10:25 AM

so what happened on how i met your mom last night? y'all have been eluding to it, but i was playing poker so i missed it.

douglas on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 10:31 AM

does anybody watch that show "the class"? Is it any good, I saw the first one and it was alright, but I'm hardly ever home at 8pm on Monday night so I haven't seen it since.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 10:38 AM

Can't say I do.

Marc on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 10:41 AM

Adrian?
Jen?

You all up for lunch today? I'm thinking B-dub's. It's $.35 wing day.

"Tommy want wingy"

I'll call you guys most likely anyway. But those are my plans around the 12-1:00PM time for today.

adrian on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 10:55 AM

Marc, I am off today but i can meet you guys there. Give me a call

Marc on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Well Jen isn't going to lunch, and Adrian is off and can meet up. So that means anybody want to meet at a B-dubs for wings. can be a B-dubs closer to you... like Bardstown Rd. or whatnot?
Wes?
Phil?
Jerome?
Anybody?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 11:18 AM

I would love to go, but I actually brought my lunch today so I am going to stay here and eat healthy.

Commentator fired for comments made in Miami brawl.

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 11:59 AM

Wesley Snipes indicted on tax fraud.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061017...snipes_indicted

Jay on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 11:59 AM

Wes- you mean at the end when he talks to the flying guy? Or in general? So far he is by far the most powerful of any of the good guys. (Obviously Sylar is much more powerful...for now). He also has the most fine control over his abilities. I'm not sure what to think at the end. He is either there to help the guy, or to kill him. I have a lot of theories on the show. If you want to know, just ask. I'm sure everyone here would love to hear it.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:01 PM

Give me your theories.

I like that show personally, however Ali Lader's character is pretty badass when she gets pissed. Super Hiro is pretty awesome in my opinion. The ability to teleport and time travel is pretty awesome.

jen on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:05 PM

I wish I could go for wings but I have an interview today. I'd say I need to do that more than eat wings. However wings sound like more fun. But having a job I dont hate could be fun too. Its a toss-up really.

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:10 PM

My thing now is that I don't want a job I want a career.

jen on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:11 PM

well that too. at least this job is with an ad ageny and has a real career path, unlike what I have now.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:12 PM

Joe so when are you doing the fireman test?

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:12 PM

The written test is at the end of the month and the physical test is the beginning of December

jen on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:14 PM

good luck, joe.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:15 PM

what information is on the written test?

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:18 PM

http://www.louisvilleky.gov/NR/rdon...udyMaterial.pdf

Phil on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:26 PM

i'm glad to see the helpful hint of "When in doubt, guess B or C." given by the freakin' government. That's a skill surely to pay off as a fireman.

Of course, if this was a movie there'd be a scene with Joe and I in a burning building having to choose between apartments A, B, C, D or E to save a toddler and one of us would look at each other and say "when in doubt, guess B or C" and we'd both kick down doors B & C.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:47 PM

Well Phil, A, D or E just doesn't make sense.

Jay on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 12:50 PM

Wes- These theories are all based on the thousands of comics I have read, not to mention all the sci fi movies and video games I have seen and/or played.
The flying brothers-because there are two of them, and they don't get along very well, one of them is likely to turn evil. My money is on the younger one, who is not into politics, because it is less obvious, and I have seen it before. That's why I think Hiro might want to kill him. Or set him on the right path.
Nikki (Ali Larter)- I wasn't sure if her powers were physical (i.e. super strong) or mental (i.e. psychokinesis) however, after last nights show, she appears to just have super strength. I'm guessing her other personality is the result of her having discovered her powers, and not being able to deal with it, so she created a 2nd personality to utilize her powers
Cheerleader- I think she is going to be one of the best heroes, because lets be honest, she basically has the powers of wolverine. She might not have claws, but theoretically, she can have super strength and speed, because her muscles would not feel fatigue. She should also never have to sleep. She would need to eat, but only to provide energy and material for regeneration.
The girl who's helping the indian doctor-i'm only hoping that she isn't a spy or a bad guy, because that would be way to obvious. I'm hoping she has a power, and is trying to learn more about it.
So far, none of the other characters have done enough for me to really comment on.
These are all just theories. At this point the story could still go a hundred different ways.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 1:04 PM

That's cool....nothing earth shattering there.

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 1:49 PM

I am blaming all my failures in life on always guessing A, D and E

Jay on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 2:29 PM

No, there's not. But that is all based on the first 4 episodes. We'll see what else happens.

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 2:48 PM

http://richkotitebangedyourmom.blog...s-to-avoid.html

Found this on Deadspin. I laughed.

Jerome on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 3:02 PM

Wes and Jay. I beg to differ that nothing was "earth shattering." It was very interesting to see that one of the flying dudes is not actually a flying dude. Rather, he takes on the powers of whoever he is around. Sounds a bit Rogue-ish to me.

Brock on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 3:07 PM

I think that cheerleader chick might actually be better than Wolverine because she doesn't feel pain... whereas every time Logan shoots out his claws it hurts. Discuss this amongst yourselves.

Jay on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Hmm...that is a good point. I don't really remember him taking on anyone elses power though. The only thing I can think of is the precognitive artist. I will have to look into that further. Thanks for pointing that out. (And, for the record, Rogue has to make physical contact to use other peoples' powers. What you are talking about is more in line with Everett "Synch" Thomas who just had to be in the vicinity of someone.)
And Brock, the cheerleader does feel pain. She can just accomodate for it.

douglas on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 3:15 PM

how bout the cheerleader killing that dude that fucked with her at the end of the episode, she's vicious

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 4:12 PM

This place is dead

douglas on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 4:15 PM

it is, everybody here sucks

joe on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 4:20 PM

this is bullshit

jen on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 4:27 PM

well, my interview was stupid. I should have gone for wings.

douglas on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 4:28 PM

what ad agency did you interview with?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Jerome..I was talking about Jay's theories.....not their superpowers.

jen on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 4:35 PM

It was through a recruiter, so they dont tell you unless you're going onsite to interview. I however will not be doing that. They basically want someone to handle their pissed off customers. I figure, if an ad agency has so many pissed off customers that they have to have someone full-time to handle them, it cant be good.

douglas on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 4:42 PM

just wondering, out of college i interviewed with quite a few PR and ad firms, i interned at one too

jen on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 4:53 PM

really? where did you intern? I used to work with Finelight, who has an office here but I worked in their Bloomington office. They just didnt have any jobs here when I moved.

douglas on Tuesday, October 17, 2006 at 5:58 PM

i interned at Bisig Impact Group in college with Larry Bisig, and I talked to Guthrie-Mayes, Bisig, Doe Anderson, and whatever the other large advertising firm in Louisville is about job out of college, and they all told me they'd like to hire me but the industry is downsizing right now and none of them had the capacity to take anyone else on the payroll.

Jay on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 7:10 AM

Douglas, they didn't really want to hire you. That was just code.

Jay on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 7:12 AM

And wes, here is another theory for you- Given what Jerome said, I think the younger brother might be Sylar. I already thought he would become evil, and if he learned to copy peoples powers (not just while in the vicinity) he could pretty much do anything he wanted.

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 8:42 AM

For a laugh read the stories that pop up when you scroll over the pictures.

http://www.joesportsfan.com/cardCol...it=9&page=1

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 8:54 AM

if anyone can find the video of rajon rondo dunking last nite pleast post it, i missed it on sportscenter this morning and my boss told me it was an amazing dunk over two people.

Jay on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:00 AM

Happy birthday to Chuck Berry, 80. "Blues riff in B, watch me for the changes, and, try to keep up"

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:09 AM

Jay - that is an interesting theory, however, the younger brother seems destined for good to me. Now the older brother who is the politician, he is right in line to do some evil.

adrian on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:11 AM

Older Brothers are morons!

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:12 AM

And todays Music Flashback brought to you by youtube.com is:
Blind Melon - No Rain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KcyWoW07FQ

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:13 AM

douglas, click on the Celtics vs Knicks game on the right hand side:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/index

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:14 AM

yeah, i found it, it's pretty fucking sweet

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:18 AM

Yeah it was a pretty good follow up.

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:20 AM

makes you wish the fucker had motivation in college other than knocking up patrick sparks's girlfriend

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:22 AM

Of course it was a dunk on a white guy

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:29 AM

Well I have to say, it isn't like he came down and just posterized the kid. He did dunk it in on a rebound, which is still pretty impressive.

The problem with Rondo is his game is much better suited for the NBA. In order to maximize his talents, you need atheletic big men...which UK just didn't have enough of last year.

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:29 AM

FYI -
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061018...wam4yBHNlYwNmYw--

Green Baron on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 9:35 AM

Basically, to save you 30 secs, the article explains how AllofMP3 claims they are legal by revenue sharing with a licensing company. The problem: The licensing company is bogus and they know it.

I would be careful by downloading from those places.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:07 AM

UofL received a committment from Jeff Withey who is about 7 feet tall and 220 pounds or so from Cali, 4-star center prospect. Pretty solid pick-up.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:07 AM

He is not 2007 though, he is 2008.

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:09 AM

who cares?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:12 AM

Not me, but I don't want to over run this site with pro-UK everything. It is good to see Little Brother is getting some quality recruits. Personally in my opinion, I would love to see UK, IU, Cinci and UofL rise to the top of college basketball. Would be pretty good for the region.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:12 AM

How did I forget Bellarmine. When we go D-1 baby watch out nation. I might even buy season tickets depending on how much they cost.

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:16 AM

Go BU!!

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:24 AM

PUPPIES!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dog

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Oh wow!

I just logged onto Bellarmine's webpage and as it is going through the flash and showing professors and students I saw Dr. Ron Brooks who has long curly hair now and apparently he is a medical resident at Cornell University Medical Center.

http://www.bellarmine.edu/

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:28 AM

That doesn't look like him

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Of course the face does, however, yeah totally new look with the long hair.

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:30 AM

How come none of us made the front page of Bellarmine.com?

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:31 AM

Because if so it would say "Wanted Dead or Alive"

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:32 AM

i didn't know he was a doctor now, what's he a doctor of?

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:32 AM

when i reinfiltrate BU next year, i'll do what i can do get us on the web page

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:33 AM

I am not for sure, but I know he went to IU's medical school and at one point he was ranked #1 in his class. Ron is probably the smartest guy I have known.

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:36 AM

damn smart people wanting to do things with their lives

adrian on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Cornell is for losers

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:45 AM

motivation sucks, that's why i need a sugarmama

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Of course, Cornell might be a step down in his father's eyes. His sister was a resident at John-Hopkins.

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:49 AM

terry, a coworker of mine has announced his retirement whenever his physical therapist wife gets her next promotion. He plans to work at hat world when this happens.

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:50 AM

i need to marry a physical therapist.

adrian on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Sweet, tell him to hurry up and hook you up because i need a new penn state hat

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:53 AM

i've got the physical therapist now, of course i dropped the lawyer, but at least the lawyer will pay for the kiddo's college, so i got that goin' for me. god i'm an asshole

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:54 AM

asshole or genius?

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 10:55 AM

i'm probably not the one to answer that question, but it is worth theorizing over

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:00 AM

Wait I just realized something. if Katie could have also turned out to be my sugar momma AND fixed my knees I'm just going to drive my car into a goddamned bridge abutment.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:01 AM

Yeah but Katie is engaged.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:02 AM

I just want to win the lottery so I can be a lifetime student.

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:03 AM

oh yeah, i got the rest of those pictures that emily took from the flood night, they're pretty funny, there's a great one of jay grabbing my titties, so i think that explains some things. i don't remember it, so i think i was being taken advantage of

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:08 AM

I've decided to only chase after people in relationships. When you are going after single women you are competing with the entire dating pool of men. When they are in a relationship, all I have to do is compete against whoever they are currently with.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Not doing so well with the chasing considering she is engaged.

Jay on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Ron does look different. Wes-the reason I'm saying the younger brother, is because he IS the good guy. Making the older brother evil would be way too obvious. I've seen it before, the person trying to do good gets sucked into evil.

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:23 AM

I'm pretty sure she has a restraining order out against me too. But if I bide my time eventually her fiancé will die because he is old.

adrian on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:26 AM

Carpe diem philco. Go confess your love and beat the living shit out of the dude she is currently giving wicked blow jobs to.

Jerome on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:27 AM

or "dudes"

Brock on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:39 AM

Better hurry up Philco, the wedding is on New Years Eve.

Douglas, are those photos going to be posted somewhere?

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:43 AM

i don't have a scanner, they're developed so I don't know, i think the ones that joanna's sister had are better, and she has more of them, so someone should follow up with her about those.

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:43 AM

good god, now cracker barrel's racist:

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:43 AM

link:http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...n.ap/index.html

Brock on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 12:05 PM

That's a bullshit case. Apparently, she yelled at the manager and he offered a free meal, but they didn't want it. She is upset because the manager didn't bring the waitress over and yell at her in front of them. What a crock of shit.

Cracker Barrell service sucks... its not a 5-star resteraunt you whiny bitch, everyone has to wait for service that sucks there... thats what you expect at a Cracker Barrell... but that cornbread sure is good.

Dumb whore.

Brock on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 12:08 PM

Oh great... Al Sharpton's on the case...

Someone answer me this... why is the mother of Chris Rock (a millionare) eating at a Cracker Barrell in bumfuck South Carolina? Why is she standing in front of a shanty in the picture? Because she's a bum and he doesn't want anything to do with her. ROAR!!!

Get a damn job and stop harassing people that do work for a living, you mooching piece of shit.

Jay on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:24 PM

Wow. This site died. Way to go, Brock.

Brock on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:30 PM

I guess everyone is a big Chris Rock fan.

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:34 PM

i'm a chris rock fan, just not a fan of his whitey hatin' mama

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:35 PM

especially after white people made chris rock famous

Jay on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:37 PM

Douglas, I don't think the white people as a race can take credit for Chris Rock. More than anything, it was HBO giving him his first stand up special (let's be honest, SNL did pretty much nothing for his career.)

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:38 PM

i'm just trying to get people talking, i'm bored and need stimulation

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:39 PM

(and the president of hbo is white)

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:40 PM

chris rock doesn't hate white people, she just doesn't like being discriminated against.

one of my coworkers at my previous job also sued cracker barrel when they didn't get service for over an hour, and they've been sued by I believe secret service agents that were refused service in Alabama.

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:41 PM

(Chris Rock's mom doesn't hate...)

douglas on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:45 PM

somebody please explain to me what the +/- category in our fantasy hockey league means...i don't know if it's good to be plus or minus in this category

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:51 PM

you want to be a plus. Basically if your team scores while you are on the ice you get a +1. If you the other team scores you get a -1.

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:53 PM

Way to go Phil, I didn't think anyone else would know that

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:54 PM

SNL gave us Nat-X, what are you all talking about SNL didn't do anything for Chris Rock

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 1:56 PM

My fantasy team doesn't reflect it, but I do know quite a bit about hockey...

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 2:07 PM

Jay - tusken sand people. Sometimes all you gotta do is ask.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg4PY_lsw_k

Jay on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 2:43 PM

Just seeing wes's post (i'm can't get youtube at work) makes me think... Would a bantha be a Tuskan mule?

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 2:45 PM

SG mailbag

Jay on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 3:20 PM

What does that mean, joe?

joe on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Bill Simmons the Sports Guy has a new mailbag on Page 2 of espn.com http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061018

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 3:31 PM

Anybody been to Cardinal Cafe/Diner (whatever it is called) on Crittendon Drive? I went there for lunch today and it was pretty good.

adrian on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 3:57 PM

You would enjoy you fucking cardinal fan. Why don't you start going to Little Caesars Stadium next and support the Cards.

Bigworm on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Blow me.

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 4:28 PM

Warnings of attacks at NFL games this weekend
http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_s..._291155105.html

Phil on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 5:43 PM

Deadspin linked to this product called the nutty buddy:
http://thenuttybuddy.com/

Things that I like about this product:
* Mark Littell (career era: 3.32) is in the video getting smashed in the nuts with a ball from a pitching machine
* Available in 3 sizes, "The Boss", "The Hog" and "El Jefe." And yes, I'm already referring to my penis as El Jefe.
* Chris Sabo makes a guest appearance.
* described as "superior protection of your most valuable assets"

This movie has heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.

Brent on Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 11:53 PM

Someone (Marc) netflix this movie and let me know if its any good.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113542/

Marc on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 12:15 AM

Brent I tried to add the movie to my queue. But it isn't listed on Netflix. Those evil bastards. they'll rue the day they didn't carry a movie, that Brent was to cheap to rent himself first...(or I guess he could just be having a hard time finding it to rent for himself....but I like calling him a cheap bastard, because If you've met him....you know....he can be a cheap bastard. Me too. We know our own.)

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 8:37 AM

http://www.velocityweekly.com/apps/.../610180360/1065

I got a 50% I'm Louisville retarded

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 9:41 AM

way to kill the site joe

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 9:42 AM

So i was hit by a car yesterday

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 9:43 AM

oh yeah, well i got fucked by a gorilla

Jerome on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 9:47 AM

(17/50) If Joe's Louisville retarded, I'm a Louisville imbecile.

I got fucked by a gorilla too. He kept saying, "How you like these sloppy seconds, bitch?"

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 9:56 AM

I was running back home from Seneca Park and I was running on the side of the road on Dayton Avenue because there wasn't a sidewalk and a couple guys were running down the road going the other way on the other side of the road and I hear a guy yell, "get the fuck out of the road." I looked over my shoulder and a gray SUV was coming straight at me. I kind of jumped and put my arms out to avoid getting demolished and the car sped away. If you see a gray SUV, I think a CRV, with an I heart NY sticker let me know so I can kill them.

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 9:56 AM

he just kept chewing on my nipples until he finally ripped them off

Jay on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:25 AM

Just like me.

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:25 AM

My mom just called me because she talked to her sister who has a sophmore at Trinity. They had conferences and and my aunt said, "I think his religion teacher is gay. Do you know Mr. Holzkenecht, is he gay?" I laughed.

Jay on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:26 AM

Joe-was there a delay from the time the car went by to the time where you said "Oh my god, I almost just died"?

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:30 AM

It was more or less repeatedly running through my head "I just got hit by a fucking car."

Jay on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Yeah, that shit sucks. Did they try to hit you, or try to avoid you?

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:30 AM

I tried to get the license plate number but failed then I made sure I was still in one piece. Then I realized I was hit by a mother fucking car.

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:32 AM

I think when he was sticking his head out the window yelling at the other runners he never saw me.

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:35 AM

I have nothing better to do - I can can scour the neighborhood looking for the car.

I bought new cleats and decided to break them on a damp evening with one pair of socks on. I know lack skin on my big toe on my left foot or the ball of my right foot. But on the plus side I bought Tiger Wood 07 for the 360 and it's freaking sweat. I don't even like golf.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Brock - Did you know that Jason Maxiell is on the Pistons?

So they have Prince, Nazr and Maxiell.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Joe - where did the car hit you at?

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:48 AM

Of course, we could find the car and wait till you are a fireman then break out the jaws of life and methodically demolish the car.

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 10:55 AM

the left side of my body was hit by the side of the front end of the car. my arm took the blunt of it. I got a little bit of leg hit. Had the front end got me I would have been screwed, luckily he more or less ran me off the road.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 11:17 AM

Damn Joe that is crazy....and they just kept going? I think I would atleast file a police report.

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 11:34 AM

No major injuries, no license plate number and no witnesses so it is basically a lost cause, unless I see that car again.

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 11:37 AM

i'm not opposed to hunting thru all of st. matthews looking for that car one night

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 11:39 AM

I think scouring the neighbor drunk like a gang from The Warriors is a hell of a way to spend an evening.

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 11:49 AM

That would be awesome. However, I wonder if he does live anywhere near the park.

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 11:51 AM

hmm, I guess Dayton is a pretty major cut through. I for some reason was thinking it was closer towards your place so the only reason they'd be on that road is if they were going home or something.

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 12:09 PM

nope, I had roughly 1.5-2 miles left to run after I was hit.

adrian on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 12:19 PM

hypothetically, could if be possible for OSU and Mich to play in the BCS game? Say both teams are undefeated when they play at the end of the year then one of them barely beats the other. Also, most like USC will lose two reular games at the end of the season so they are knocked out. West virginia will get beat by the pussy cardinals so they are out. Then the cards will most likely get beat by Pitt at Pitt. And since the SEC is always unpredictable in the SEC tourney who knows where FLorida or Auburn will end up.

If that happens, does that mean OSU and Mich could play in the BCS game. So it could be possible that they play two games in a row.

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 12:27 PM

I've heard a bunch of analysts say that if the game comes down to the wire they want a rematch

Brock on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 1:05 PM

Yes, I knew Maxiell played for the Pistons, he was their 1st round draft pick that year (the only player picked in the 1st round with a completed college degree at the time).

Green Baron on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 1:35 PM

So it's WAR!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061019...gray_stabbing_2

Well if it's war they want, it's war they fucking get. Man the nuclear subs, this shit's gonna get ugly.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 1:46 PM

Great, so more crazy Aussies are going to slaughter stingrays.

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Guy I work with has the Indiana Pacers in his portfolio and the income statement for the Pacers has player salaries and then a separate line for Jonathan Bender - net. Sucks to be paying for a player years after they retire

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 2:09 PM

This paper reminds of Adrian's story about writing one of his assignments while drunk:
http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 2:15 PM

the guy that got stung for the record is out of surgery and he's fine by the way

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 2:17 PM

that essay was awesome

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 3:32 PM

ya' wee cunts are fuckin' dead today

Green Baron on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Hey Wes, that dude didn't want a fight, that stingray brought it to him by jumping into his boat. It wasn't like the dude was in the ray's waters or anything. He was in his frickin' boat. That was a pre-meditated attack.

I'm sure those little bastards are storing up some sort of weapons arsenal. Sure, it's barbs today, tomorrow it's SCUD missiles; or dare I say it, nuclear weapons.

We got to put an end to this before it gets out of hand. We had a treaty in place. We fish from your waters, pet you in the Caribbean, but we'll leave you alone. They are in total violation. 2 blatant attacks on a defenseless men is only the start. It's our time to end it. Man, when Rumsfeld hears about this the shit is really gonna hit the fan.

Jay on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 3:45 PM

I've actually had to work today. F a whole bunch of that.

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 3:46 PM

Work is overrated

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:03 PM

Very true Isaac, very true.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:12 PM

I concur with Joe - that essay rocked.

Green Baron on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:12 PM

And plus, it will give us an excuse to finally exterminate the mannatee. Christ, talk about an awful animal. A useless floating blob of lard that always ends up ruining a perfectly good day for motor-boating.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:13 PM

Are they for speed or comfort?

You motor-boating son of a bitch.

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:15 PM

bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:17 PM

That's great stuff right there.

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:17 PM

month two on the job and i'm in the top third in the region in products sold, i'm a goddamn gift to any company i work for

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:18 PM

not to mention any ladies i've spent time with in my life

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:20 PM

the most work I did today was explain to to a girl at the lunch table the ugly duckling theory. That is ugly girls have little to work with and have low self esteems, therefore they are more likely to be freaks in the sack. Thus you find a girl who was ugly or was convinced she was ugly when she was younger and grew into it and developed and is attractive now, but still has low self esteem from her past and doesn't realize she is hot. In the end you end up with a hot chick who is freaky in the sack.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:21 PM

And what was her take on this?

joe on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:22 PM

the other guys at the lunch table simply said ugly chicks are good in the sack. I had to enlighten them that you don't have to nail the ugly chicks. She thought we were all asses especially me.

Bigworm on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Did you follow it up with, hey (insert name) you are looking better today than usual.

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:40 PM

chicks with the ugly duckling syndrome are JACKPOTS. they'll do anything for you b/c they still have that low self esteem and think you're the best they can ever get.

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:43 PM

hit refresh and try hovering over a link (e.g. the essay one I posted earlier).

yea or nay?

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:50 PM

yea, that way if it's mildly inappropriate i can preview it before opening

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 4:59 PM

one thing that won't work is if you post a link and it does the little auto magic display of the post. let me see if I can't fix that...

feel free to ignore the upcoming furry of posts

http://www.nattysci.com

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 5:00 PM

one more try:

http://www.nattysci.com

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 5:03 PM

huh, that was easy enough to fix. just making sure it works:

http://www.nattysci.com

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 5:07 PM

shit, did it work. I'm an idiot.
http://www.nattysci.com

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 5:10 PM

son of a bitch, this is ridiculous.
http://www.google.com/search?q=phil...lient=firefox-a

Jerome on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 5:10 PM

I don't know, Phil. I wanna test it for myself.

http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictu...stic_story.html

douglas on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 5:12 PM

see, that preview just worked wonders for me as my boss walked by

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 5:14 PM

the other nice thing is that the images all go through a website that makes the images, so even though jerome posted hot lesbian action it won't look like the requests are being made from your pc. So it's pretty safe.

Brock on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 5:31 PM

Just for old times' sake.

http://www.fetishjunky.com/extremel...pictures/26.jpg

Brock on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 5:32 PM

Stupid thing didn't work. By the way, previous post was NSFW

Jerome on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 6:01 PM

Nice Shrubbery

Phil on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 6:31 PM

Considering Jerome works for a webhosting company and was confused by this, maybe I should clear up the "This image is in queue" message. Basically they load up a bunch of requests and process them one by one. So if you are one of the first people to hover over the image it will probably say "this image is in the queue" or something similiar to that. The image will show up in about a minute (depending on the the load)

If I'm feeling frisky I might make my own version that runs locally that would cut down on the time it takes to load the image.

Brent on Thursday, October 19, 2006 at 11:45 PM

When did athletes start waxing their eyebrows? And some of you think soccer players are fags.

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 1:38 AM

ok, potential football times:

saturday @ noon. difficulty: during louisville game, 50 degrees
saturday @ 4pm. difficulty: been sitting around watching football, but at least the temp will be > 60 degrees
sunday @ noon. difficulty: 50 degrees, you'll miss the crappy games we get stuck with on CBS and Fox.
sunday @ 4pm: difficult: still 50 degrees, but the games are even worse at 4pm.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 8:16 AM

I vote Sunday at noon

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 8:20 AM

Douglas, did you get any strange phone calls from B-mac yesterday? He called me around 6 yesterday asking if I get a lot of calls from telemarketers. I said no why? He said no reason I was just thinking then hung up.

Jay on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 8:51 AM

B-mac is being creepy. I'm with Joe, I say sunday at noon.

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:00 AM

sunday at noon is what i was planning on.

bmac came over last night for another haircut that he didn't need. he didn't say anything about telemarketers though. he said he got a drunk email from that amie chick from hooters that dumped him a couple months ago.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:01 AM

are we getting depressed lonely b-mac back?

Jay on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:04 AM

I don't know that I have ever really known depressed lonely Bmac. I don't really want to either.

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:04 AM

well he emailed that chick back, and she emailed him again today, just saying what's up and shit i guess, he wouldn't really tell me. oh yeah, he's not sure about phoenix anymore, he's considering jacksonville now. and also, he finally broke down last night and said he thought it was about time to shop for a new car.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:10 AM

Douglas, b-mac said something about your sister's birthday, is that today?

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:12 AM

yeah, that's tonight, i'm goin' out to eat with the fam at like 7:30ish, and then my sister wants to go to baxter probably, so i said i'd be more than happy to accompany her. she's going to have some friends with her so she wasn't sure about having them all go to ur place, so i just told her if worse comes to worse they can all get drunk at my place and we can head out from there, so of course u all are more than welcome to come over there as well.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:14 AM

I don't care if we meet at my house or not. If we don't meet at my house we can meet at my house and carpool to Douglas' to save gas.

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:18 AM

bmac said the same thing last night, dude, it's not that fucking far, from ur house it's fifteen minutes, i'm the same distance from baxter as u are. of course i can't say shit, before i moved out here i thought it was far too. i'm just used to it.

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:24 AM

So Abby is going to her sisters house for a girls night out.

What should I do?

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:27 AM

Are you seriously asking this question? Woohoo, we get Wes for the evening.

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:43 AM

Not serious.

Jerome on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:44 AM

Sunday noon!

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:46 AM

Chris should be able to play Sunday.

Jay on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:47 AM

It's a good thing we'll have a doctor, because let's be honest. With chris playing, there are going to be some broken bones. "Get your head out of your ass before you get your neck snapped."

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:49 AM

Ok, who is in:

Douglas
Joe
Me
Jerome
Big Jay

Can someone give Cuban a call and see if he can't round up his buddies? Hopefully B-Mac won't be too depressed too play too.

Wes, Adrian - you guys in? Marcus Brodie, I know you don't have an excuse. Brent McSpeedyPants, I know its on football sunday, but you'll only miss 1 hour of games...

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:55 AM

I'm calling Cuban as I write telling him Sunday at noon

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 9:58 AM

http://chowdaheads.blogspot.com/200...rror-i-xvi.html

all the treehouse of horrors

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 10:24 AM

email scroggin too, i told him the other day but he'll need reminding

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 10:48 AM

Scroggin has been emailed

Wrecking Crew on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 11:03 AM

I'm in for Sun noon. Depending on the night I have I may fall asleep on the field though.

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 11:14 AM

so I just got an email in my gmail from 4 days ago in at 9:45 this morning. I guess I missed a deadline because of it; I needed to respond by noon this past tuesday for an interview with Actor's Theater for a job I applied for in event planning. Thanks a lot, Gmail.

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 11:41 AM

what about the high school kids? or will they be doing yard work?

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 11:43 AM

I will try to recruit them this weekend

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 11:53 AM

it's not transformers, but still kinda cool:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Mov...reut/index.html

Jay on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 11:53 AM

If Trinity plays, we have to play tackle.

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 11:55 AM

I think it's better than transformers

Jerome on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Are they gonna use real Fraggles this time instead of muppets, cartoons, or digital renderings?

Jay on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:04 PM

Shut your mouth, jen. Transformers eat fraggles for breakfast.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:13 PM

I'm only expecting David and Michael as potential players unless they recruit friends.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:24 PM

what about the Nug, KISS and Kid Rock?

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/...NEWS99/61019037

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:27 PM

Fucking Hoosiers:

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/NASAp...sp&c_id=mlb

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Christ I hate those Chevy commercials with John Mellencamp's song.

HATE HATE HATE

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:36 PM

article on Slate about how stupid those damn ads are:
http://www.slate.com/id/2151143/

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 12:49 PM

this is kinda neat for cyclists:
http://trampe.no/english/

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 1:19 PM

new york times on the slutty pumpkin theory:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/19/f...HGbOkszdS6OQ+YA

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 1:26 PM

Sports Guy running diary:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/061020

Jay on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 1:38 PM

Wes, do you change your user name to Phil? Cause it looks like the whole internet just got posted.

Brock on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Those bicycle lifts look pretty nice. Wish there were some in Cincy... wait... doesn't do many any good, because I DON'T HAVE A FUCKIN BIKE ANYMORE!

Marc on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Hey Jay, wicked burn. Sorry again about the break-in Brock.

PHIL, still upset Arrested Development was cancelled?
You can buy official props (including Gob's segway)
http://stores.ebay.com/VIP-AUCTIONS...3QQftidZ2QQtZkm
NOTE: the segway bid is cheaper than I remember how much they cost.

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:29 PM

come on guys, don't start dying on me now, we got the late Fri. afternoon push to get thru

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:29 PM

no kidding. I cant wait till 5

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:31 PM

Is it good or bad that the only time my boss talks to me is about going to a titty bar or the last South Park episode? He is a 50 year old man with a son I went to high school with.

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:35 PM

we can only hope to be that cool when we're 50

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:38 PM

Cartoons and titties what more do you need in life?

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:39 PM

bourbon? beer?

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:40 PM

true. When I am 50 I don't know if I will have a liver.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:42 PM

That is assuming I make it to 50

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:43 PM

yeah, we'd have to weather every flood, gbitt, and oncoming cars for 25 yrs. to make it to 50, and that's a big if.

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:44 PM

Anyone else want to see Flags Of Our Fathers?

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:44 PM

I wanna see a drunk Wes tonight

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:45 PM

word, your wife is gone and you want to see a movie? man up wes

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:46 PM

i would like to see that movie at some point however

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:46 PM

I didn't say I wanted to see a movie tonight. Just that I wanted to see it.

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:46 PM

Philco - Sunday at noon works fine for me.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:49 PM

bourbon, beer, boobs, cartoons and football.

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:50 PM

and love, we all need love in our life

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:51 PM

naw, i'm bullshittin', i couldn't type that with a straight face

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 2:55 PM

So I'm going to a halloween party tomorrow and the theme is 1970s. can be tv, movies, music or just general 70s costumes. I need ideas for a costume

Jay on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:02 PM

Douglas, I couldn't read that with a straight face. I have just under an hour to get through. I can't wait.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:04 PM

I was just at a buddy of mines cube who sits by a window and we just saw 2 old people getting ready to do it in the window of the Hyatt.

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:05 PM

ewwww.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:07 PM

It was like a bad car wreck we wanted to look away but we couldn't. We did offer a good commentary.

Jay on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:08 PM

Nice. Even if I completely quit drinking, there is no way I'll make it past 65 with my kindeys. However, 65 has me outliving the rest of you.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:14 PM

"Halpern and Coren recently described an association between lefthandedness and a lower life expectancy. This finding is not unexpected because left-handedness has been linked to three leading causes of death in our society - alcoholism, smoking, and breast cancer - as well as to several neurological and immune disorders."

So, I got this going for me.

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:16 PM

Everyone's halloween theme is ALWAYS the 70s or 80s. I'm going to do a halloween party with the theme of "1924." I want all the dudes in suits and all the chicks dressed like flappers, damn it.

Actually, that would be pretty fun.

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:20 PM

agreed. it is definitely overplayed

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:21 PM

you know what isn't overplayed the asian schoolgirl

Brock on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:22 PM

A bigger winner would be 1930's Depression Era. Everyone where's rags.

But you can never go wrong with the 1830's style either... Martin Van Buren style mutton chops!

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:22 PM

If it were a 30s theme I'd be betty boop

Brock on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:23 PM

::where's:: = wears

Stupid extra chomosome.

Brock on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:24 PM

But as an honest suggestion, 70s style option:

Scooby-Doo

Brock on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:26 PM

If it were 30's theme, I dress up as a Stock Market Broker... all covered in blood and glass.

Joe and Chris would dress up as psycho freaks from the 30s, changing up their usual costumes.

Brock on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:28 PM

By the way, large Halloween party on the 27th in Covington... I forget if there is a Stagger scheduled for that day, but if not, its an option. $20 for all the beer you can drink.

Michelle isn't having a party this year because one of their roommates is getting married that Saturday and the following weekend another is out of town.

Brock on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:29 PM

I guess if I'm going to post a bunch of comments in a row, I should do it Wes-style.

http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:30 PM

I thought about going the daphne route. or maybe Rocky in a robe with some american flag shorts. Though I'm not sure that the american flag shorts came out till rocky IV, which was in the 80s. I'm sure one of you would know though (marc).

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:31 PM

So what are we doing for halloween? Staggerween is that Friday, but I know me, douglas and chris are going to Godsmack that day.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 3:54 PM

I'm looking up wrestlers on http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.co...-alumni90s.html trying to find a good costume.

Brock on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:02 PM

The Ultimate Warrior or Randy Savage are always no-miss selections.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:04 PM

dougals is the ultimat warrior

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:06 PM

Or to really showcase the depression.....drunk hobos or just everyone drunk.

70's have to go as a pornstar.

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:08 PM

so no costume at all then... well at least thats cheap.

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:09 PM

yep.

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:09 PM

just the mustache.....

and i've really got to go tights shopping soon, where's a good place to buy wrestling tights? i need like flesh colored ones, that's how the warrior does it

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:10 PM

Are you going as the Ultimate Fag?

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Sorry Douglas, I was tring to resist the temptation but I was just couldn't.

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:12 PM

since there is no cincy party at Michelle's what are we doing?

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:12 PM

laugh now, enjoy it, that is, until you get warrior splashed off a couch at halloween!

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:17 PM

New Orleans?

Marc on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:17 PM

i say we try and nail girls who are all dolled up on "Dress like a Whore day" AKA: Halloween. I've never had sex on Halloween, and am intrigued by the idea of (how do I put this poetically as to not offend the one to three girls who read this site)..banging a girl dressing as little red riding hood, snow white, or a clown. Yeah, that's right I said clown. Because it'd be funny. Not that clowns are funny, but DOING ONE (a chick) would be. I believe what we have here is an "over-share" moment. Oh well, like I haven't done that before.

jen on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:18 PM

they have flesh colored tights at walmart in the socks section

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:18 PM

Yeah that reminds me of the time Adrian did the Kamalah (the fat witch doc) splash on me as a kid. Yeah my ribs were bruised.

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:19 PM

Especially if you pulled off the Tony Danza and she had a big red nose on.

Marc on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:22 PM

After the game on Sunday you all should make a trip to a seamstress or something and asks for all the spandex they can spare for your wrestling costumes. Then you'd get to ask great questions like do you have hot pink and yellow? how about orange and perriwinkle? How do I wear these to accentuate my package? (and for Douglas) wear you you store the tassels for my arm bands?

joe on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:25 PM

Peace out hombres. Going out tonight call me.

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:25 PM

So you guys want a drinking Wes or drunk Wes?

Marc on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:26 PM

the one that DOESN'T puke all over me a 60 miles per hour would be sufficient.

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:27 PM

Oh...so drinking Wes.

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:29 PM

i like drunk wes, i've got to get drunk so i need a compadre

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:30 PM

Are we faggin' it up at 4th street or going to Baxter?

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:33 PM

Douglas - Just so you know, this is what you are going to look like.

http://www.chem.ucalgary.ca/groups/...ate-warrior.jpg

douglas on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH, i could only hope to be that ripped

Bigworm on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:35 PM

Actually Douglas - you can really look like the Warrior with this.

http://images.google.com/imgres?img...6lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Jerome on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:35 PM

http://www.areaticino.com/foto/Keel...Hazell_028x.jpg

Now that Phil has coded in this "snapshot of a link when you hover over it" feature, someone needs to come up with a term for a link whose sole purpose is to share a picture of a hottie (or hotties) when you mouse over it.

Possibilities include:
- cut, paste, and rub
- peter pop-up
- crank link
- Bone-URL

adrian on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 4:35 PM

I am down for going out tomorrow night.

Phil on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 5:35 PM

huh, the thing never did create a thumbnail for jerome's link. My guess is the software stopped to rub on out.

Cuban on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 6:02 PM

Joe, The wrestling website is Awesome!

Brent on Friday, October 20, 2006 at 6:17 PM

When do you need a fucking theme for a Halloween party? The theme for a halloween party is hallow-fucking-ween, you dress up in a costume.

Brent on Saturday, October 21, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Weather wise, today looks to be a much better day for flag football.

Phil on Saturday, October 21, 2006 at 4:08 PM

If I was running for governor of California I would just run this ad over and over again with a tag line at the end that just goes "wtf? you voted for this guy?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Z5RJhxWfY

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:22 AM

Holy shit, i just found out the kicker for the bucks kicked a game winning 62 yard field goal.

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 7:50 AM

You know what else, Adrian is a pussy for not showing up for football.

Jay on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:19 AM

Adrian, are you still planning on coming to the stagger? Because right now you are the only person. I hope so, because I don't want to roll up by myself.

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:19 AM

I bet he pussies out

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:21 AM

so i'm sore...

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:25 AM

I feel fine other then I think I broke my pinky. I jammed it pretty good and it is black and blue and swollen. I never realized how important your pinky finger is to typing. I think I need to go home from work.

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:27 AM

Fuck yeah i am going Jay. I took off Thursday and Friday. Roll Tide!

Jay on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:28 AM

Just making sure adrian. When are you planning on coming up here? I am a little sore today. Not nearly as much as last week, though.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:33 AM

i think the main reason i'm so sore is b/c i kept slipping in the mud and putting strain on my leg muscles, like my hammies and my groin are fucked right now

Jerome on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:34 AM

I was sore when I snapped my neck trying to cover Douglas, but it got snapped back into place thanks to a Wrecking Crew and a well-executed german suplex.

Phil on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:39 AM

I should have worn long pants and pads

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:46 AM

On my way to work this morning, I got thinking, why not seriously commercialize Natty Sci?

Adrian and Phil - can you guys program a text messaging service? If so, how hard would that be to do and support the operation?

This is where I see it going: An elite networking group for science (natural sciences, engineering and computers) geeks and business professionals who well are trying to kill time of course.

Membership
Annual membership (we will be grandfathered in...eventually) dues of $10.00 monthly or annual payment of $100.00. Membership gives you:

1. Access to private website
2. Ability to create a userprofile and email address or some messaging center
3. Ability to send Instant Messages to other members
4. Forums access (similar to what we currently have) except with topics and give members access to create a new topic and allow for responses (Can be anything they choose). The moderators (ourselves) will need to be able to edit posts for content. I say no bashing another member (too severly), that type of shit.
5. Jobseach capability (can we backend off of monster? Is that even legal?) and job posting capability
6. A premium notebook (moleskin?) with or without a Nattysci logo? Every nerd needs to keep a notebook handy
7. Any other ideas?

So basically I see membership dues covering the cost to support a pimped out website. So do you guys think we need to raise membership dues or to keep them at some level to be determined. Also, it would be nice to take additonal monies left over from supporting the operation to be able to invest. I guess we can also allow a few advertisements to help generate extra income. Of course, the biggest low cost advertisement that I see is New Years Eve Party and Fark.com. Phil get's shit accepted left and right on that thing so surely he would be able to get creative and find a way to advertise the organization for us.

So have I finally gone off on the deepend or what? What do you guys think?

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:52 AM

Natty Sci Flag Football Play of the game:

Switch sides and everyone go deep

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:05 AM

Philco - so how much would it cost for someone to host us, how much space do you feel we need to look at for the above mentioned items and are there things you feel that could be subtracted or added?

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:07 AM

Damn either everyone is typing some long thought out response or I killed it.

Marc on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:18 AM

I think you hit the nail on there with the second thought amigo. You killed it.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:19 AM

i'm not sure i totally understand what you're talking about? u mean pay money to read the sci?

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:23 AM

I mean commercialize the product.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:24 AM

Nattysci.com is going to remain the same I am sure.

Just throwing ideas out there. I figure if tollegehumor.com can make millions per year, and good life t-shirt company is expecting $80M in sales this year why not us?

Marc on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Wes, your idea STILL sounds like other ideas around the website. To be original would be the key. My idea for a while has been to use flash videos to animate old natty sci stories and legends and retell them to a new audience. One of our best past times is retelling our best stories, and they are original to us. First operate the site and stories feel with maybe a banner ad and then branch out into t-shirts and items that display your favorite character/quotes/whatnot. a wrecking Crew t-shirt with the phrase "Get your head out of your ass before you get your neck snapped." or a Philco and Brent scene shirt with "That's how guys bond.""You said Bond, Fag!" t-shirt. Could spin off into the live-action Natty Sci movie. Take that, Transformers.

Downside: I don't know flash. and Phil never seemed too excited about this idea. Otherwise I'd try and make my lazy-ass learn how to do it.

Jay on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:31 AM

I don't know wes. Joe, that was definitely the sports center highlight of the game.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:31 AM

honestly, you do have a point, and there should be some way to market nattysci and make money from a business standpoint, but you'd need a website with much more on it, like all of what you just said, videos/pictures/t-shirts and shit. but if some work was put into it, it's possible

Jay on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:32 AM

For once, I agree with marc. I love the animated natty sci idea.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:38 AM

In my opinion, we should target audiences with money -hence the reason why I want to market to "science geeks and business professionals". We have all gone to college so they should be able to relate to the stories or pay enough money to steal our stories and make them their own. I do think we need to allow for networking or the such and create a virtual networking world because let's be honest, in the business world it is equally important and sometimes more important in who you know as opposed to what you know.

Look at it this way - we have an opportunity to create a facebook.com or a myspace say for business professionals. But we can create an upscale version of those things.

Well why not start with a concept and as we grow we can diversify?

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Fuck it....I am going to start an energy drink. We can call it Natty Crunk Juice or the Panty Dropper.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:41 AM

now that's a better idea, b/c there is no business professional network out there (that I know of), and yes, facebook and myspace are both targeted toward dumbass college kids trying to get laid (not that there's anything wrong with that, it would've been a great tool for me back in college had it been around, i mean numbers would've doubled)

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:41 AM

I just think that with our combination of talents and interests we do have something we can commercialize.

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Marc, your idea is horrible and you should be shot.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:47 AM

I am not saying my idea is the best by any means, I am just trying to get the ball rolling with a good idea. Not even a good idea, just an idea where someone says...yeah I like that...gimme some of that.

Jerome on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Wanna make money with Natty Sci? Three words:
POP UP ADS

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:49 AM

I am not asking for much, just an idea that we can grow and be bought out in the future to the tune of say a billion dollars...that is all.

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Three words...

At Lanta Falcons

Marc on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Everyone would have their own animated character rendering. (All human. except maybe Brent as a life-size squirrell...okay maybe not life-size. Yeah, I'm calling you short again) Just thinking of Wrecking crew with a Jason or serial killer mask, B-mac with a stutter, phil with ironic t-shirts. (that we can make up and sell.) Later after some stories told, can have animated replies to viewer submitted questions. YES, similar to other sites Home star runner or Happy Tree Friends in the way of execution, but not in content. The content and stories would be our own. and Friday or Saturday before going out, we can vote on full Natty Sci response to email or question.

UP side, we can continue to having this chat we have now uninterrupted or contaminated by outsiders. I know some of you avoid sports comments, others who other people's comments (like "I ain't reading anything Marc posts, he misspells too much and has as much collected thought and patience as a group of retards trying to hump a doorknob.

Sure I like the idea, and it gives us great original videos and t-shirts too. (Sure to make Wes happy.) Although I don't see Google buying us out. (And I sooooo want to be boughten. No, I mean it, really.) But we can use it to further develop a new site, like a review site. Where Adrian and Phil's characters give you review of hardware software, etc. Wrecking crew gives you medical advice and best way to kill someone. Brock gives step-by-step tutorial on the "skull-fuck" and a gay man's survival guy for hanging out with dudes (kidding). Marc and Jay do movie reviews and release new music material with own flash music videos. Old jokes told wrong by b-mac. Douglas sings Karaoke, mostly Bon Jovi. Etc. Etc.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:54 AM

Basically I was thinking of an online "fraternity"

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:55 AM

you just turned your whole idea gay by using that word

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:57 AM

All you have to do is rip off one of those social networking places. Create NattySpace and you are on your way on being bought out by the man!

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:57 AM

I know, but on my way to work I was thinking...seriously Natty Sci reminds me of a not so old Old School......which they started a fraternity. Natty Sci is a fraternity without dues and all the punishment...and then some.

Phil on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:58 AM

the only reason people join networking sites is to get laid, and no one wants to fuck a computer programmer.

trust me.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 10:59 AM

I mean fuck it Johnny Damon can sell out, why not me?

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:00 AM

But think of it this way Philco - after we get bought out by the man...you will no longer be a computer programmer...instead you will be the Michael Vick of Bellarmine Intramurals or Flag Football.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:01 AM

And I bet Ron Mexico gets all kinds of ass.

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:01 AM

Marc, you write the longest messages. I actually read up to the part where you call Brent a squirrel.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:02 AM

I suggest it Phil wears quirky t-shirts, they have horrible mispellings.

Marc on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Wes, I like your updated idea. But I've seen websites devoted to areas of business. Jobsintv.com I remember I tried to find a , go figure tv job. Jen, is in a advertising ring or club in louisville. they meet in town, but might have a website. but don't see it taking off quickly or anything. the idea is good, but what would make us a website for business and science-orientated people. Sure, we are. but we just goof off on here. what other audience loves to goof off. Everyone, except Nazis.

Trust me, my ideas has flaws. like how to do execute it when the most programming savvy guys in the group don't like it, or feel it a waste of time. Trust me, that is a big problem. I think we should get Wade back and pitch the idea so he can hire a flash animater as the unofficial Natty Sci Historian or at least to put together our adventures.

We can at least spend the rest of the week pitching ideas that will never pan out or be executed at all. Should liven up the week of posts.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:06 AM

Wow, even though frats are gay, an online fraternity is a good idea IMO.

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:06 AM

If we sell out I want in but i want an alias other then Joe to protect what little dignity I have left.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Joe - don't worry. If we sell out, Natty Sci LLC will be used.

Jerome on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Do online frats mean online keggers? What if we held online rush week? How about online hazing and initiation? Who will be our online little sisters and what online sorority would they be in (I don't know about you people, but I'm against online sausage fests)?

I can't wait to get some online chick drunk and take her to my online frat house room where she'll give me an online blow job. If you see a my online towel hanging on my online door knob, don't online enter 'cause we'll be online doin' it.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:14 AM

i will go on the record and state i have no problem whatsoever selling out. i got a daughter who likes to eat and has grown accustomed to a roof over her head.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:15 AM

Jerome - I was going to open this up to anyone, however, you probably won't be getting in.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:18 AM

Just bouncing off ideas fellas. Just bouncing off ideas.

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:20 AM

So now that I've caught up on all this rambling, I have decided that I should probably patent all the nicknames that I come up with... and I know a patent lawyer.

I will be expecting royalties.

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:21 AM

That's unless we can come up with a "reasonable" market-share for my creative license.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:23 AM

Can't patent a nickname.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:25 AM

Brock let me help you out on the math.

zero x Brock's "reasonable" market-share = zero

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:28 AM

You can patent anything.

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:28 AM

Whether you can prove creative authority and original conception, that's the tricky part.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:29 AM

Not true. If UPS failed at patenting the color brown, you will fail on a nickname.

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:30 AM

I know I've heard you discuss marketing aspects of Natty Sci many time Wes, but the biggest drawback is that commercializing everyone's free time and getting business involved is going to cause some rifts, because we all know how money is.

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:32 AM

Two different problems.

1. UPS didn't "create" brown
2. The nickname, as applied to that individual, did not exist prior to one using for that individual.

Perfect example: Vince McMahon "owns" the name "The Rock"

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:33 AM

I want control over the usage of the image or likeness of my house

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM

i guess the chances of me getting bon jovi songs patented are pretty slim huh?

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:35 AM

Douglas - I think you can in the Congo. Surely they didn't pay for global patents.

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:38 AM

UPS did not try to patent Brown. They were trying to TradeMark it.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:39 AM

That's what they were trying to do.

And that is what Vince has, the trademark.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:41 AM

on a side note, my boy the Ultimate Warrior had his name legally changed to Warrior after Vince patented the name and image. After he legally changed his name, he was able to wrestle in other venues under the name Warrior. How's that for getting around the system?

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:41 AM

Vince?

Dave on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:43 AM

I think with Natty Sci more than anything is you need more name recognition. That means stupid shit like coffee mugs,pencils, and bumper stickers with the NattySci.com logo. T-Shirts are always good that say stupid shit like, "your girlfriend got a Tuscan Mule at NattySci.com" also work. I was thinking we could even have a T-shirt with a picture of Joe in his fireman hat that says, "where my hose at?" People buy funny stupid shit all the time, and that is what NattySci needs.

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:43 AM

Never mind, i decided to read some of the bullshit posts and saw a reference to Vince McMahon

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:44 AM

Vinny Mac.

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:45 AM

I like the "where my hose at?"

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:46 AM

The best thing about partnership is you have to buy in.

So Brock, what percentage do you want? I will calculate how much money you need to give me.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:51 AM

Yes, eventually we will get to all that. But what we need to do at first is start out with some type of moneymaker. Eventually we can expand and diversify and get into additional marketing segments, however, starting out we need a niche product. Look at Toyota.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 11:54 AM

i'm telling you, 'douglas sings the hits,' we'll have jovi, skynyrd, seger, GNR, all the greats. it'll fly off the shelves.

i think we all have enough sick minds to come up with some great t-shirt ideas. flyers are pretty cheap, wouldn't take much to go all over louisville, specifically college campus and frats, and drop them all over the place. some drunk ass would check out the site

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:03 PM

This is why I said New Years Eve Party is great advertisement. Not only does Douglas sing the hits, however, we can get word out to people who are in attendance and enrolled in other universities.

Get some publicity on Fark.com and hit the boys up at collegehumor.com to add us as a link or help us out somehow and we have instant success.

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:08 PM

So for NattySci parties, would it be invitation only to VIP members, or do we move to a larger venue?

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:09 PM

Interesting question Joe, but I don't think we are out growing your house anytime soon.

What we can do, is fix up the upstairs into a VIP room!

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:10 PM

I love ESPN. I have probably watched Kenny Rogers say "it was a big clump of dirt" ten times now and each time I crack up.

Jay on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:16 PM

When you start talking about a buy in, you should be careful, because there are some of us who have as much to do with the whole natty sci concept, but can't afford to buy as many "shares" financially. There should be a minimum and maximum buy in.

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:18 PM

If your not cheating your not trying hard enough. You don't realize how easy it is to find loopholes as a pitcher. It didn't help me much but I did use loopholes while pitching. I made a tacky substance that let me pick up a baseball using 1 finger. I also threw spitballs by licking my finger and wiping off my thumb. Its not cheating if you don't get caught. Scroggin would pitch from 59 feet 6 inches instead of the 60 feet 6 inches you are supposed to throw from.

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:21 PM

Joe, what is "scuffing" a baseball and what does it do?

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:21 PM

What happened to the idea of opening a bar? IMO that is your best marketing tool.

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:23 PM

With the addition of the microbrews "Worm Ale" and "Philco Ice," you'd create name recognition with a tangible product.

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:25 PM

A bar that has a jukebox that is loaded with "EDoug sings..." albums and "Wrecking Crew Spew" vomit buckets strategically located.

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:25 PM

adding sticky substances to the ball creates more spin on breaking pitches causing a sharper break. Scuffing a ball creates a cut or run on a fastball. for each revolution of backspin the scuff on the ball will make the ball rotate sideways a little. this causes more cut or run.

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Thus the reason you have 300 baseballs used in a MLB game.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:27 PM

they don't come close to catching all the guys that cheat in baseball, not only pitchers, but hitters too. they all take amphetamines before games to get 'up' and pills after to come 'down.' like joe said, he make that sticky shit, guess where he learned it, our coach, a career minor leaguer had did that shit all the time. everybody's looking for an edge.

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:27 PM

So in order for a pitcher to scuff a ball, he has to have something on his glove to rub on the ball?

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:27 PM

If Joe gets elected mayor of St. Matthews, he could abuse his power by providing unlimited liquor licences to Natty Sci "friendly" drinking establishments and withdraw those who do not sell said product.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:31 PM

this is why i don't run marathons, they're dangerous:
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/stor...SO1&ATT=HMA

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Didn't matt barry run the boston marathon?

Phil on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:37 PM

hey was at the chicago marathon.

fark posted a link to video of the dude wiping out yesterday:
http://cbs2chicago.com/video/?id=27....com&cid=33

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 12:38 PM

Yes matt barry did.
A metal part on a the pitchers belt works. also, stuff in the glove. My favorite was having the catcher scrape his shin guards when he throws the ball back to the pitcher. Sticky stuff can be applied in the dugout or put it on the inside of the waistband, in the glove, on your belt or the hat.
hitters will doctor the bat by putting pine tar on the barrell. We had guys carve out the grains on the bat so the barrell has grip like a golf club head for spin and also carving out the grains did wind resistancestuff. One guy on our team's bat whistled when he swung.

Jay on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 1:24 PM

Let's hope no one from this site tries to get into the MLB, because one background check and it would be over.

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 1:48 PM

I'm getting in as an umpire

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 1:48 PM

"When you start talking about a buy in, you should be careful, because there are some of us who have as much to do with the whole natty sci concept, but can't afford to buy as many "shares" financially. There should be a minimum and maximum buy in."

This is how I see it. If we are seriously wanting to commercialize the product then people are going to have to make sacrifices. We can either have a tiered system related to the amount of work you do or the amount of capital you can give. We can have a tiered system based on years of service. We can have equal percentage distributed to everyone. I honestly, really do not care how we do it, but yes at some point in time that means everyone will have to throw in the same amount of money and/or time. I figure Adrian and Phil, if they were interested, would probably do a lot of the construction/maintaining the website for the commercialized product, whereas, most other people would promote it.

Some of you might not even want to buy into the whole online networking/frat thingy and if not, that's cool....I don't really care. I just think it is an interesting enough concept (because that is how all the online fads are or so it seems). And honestly, we might have to resort to pop-up ads at first to help generate some cash and slowly phase them out, I mean really who is going to pay to be the first member....no one.

With that being said, this isn't no hand me outs either. If you are going to try to run a small business, then yes you will have to work because if you don't do it nobody else will either.

Not trying to get this all started up again, but these are simply my thoughts on that. There are many successful small businesses out there, why not us?

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:14 PM

|..| Go Sooners

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Nerd.

Marc on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:19 PM

Wow, I thought Wes killed the site for a minute there. I felt like I was at a political rally or my church when they were trying to build a new building for the church. "Give us your time and money, or God will hate you."

Oh and just to do this. Inspired by Jerome, a peter pop-up.
http://64.111.216.18/ul/1029-scar1.jpg

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:23 PM

Well it's not like this product is going to sell itself...it requires people. And besides, I hate free loaders, so if you expect returns I expect work.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Yes sir Mr. Goodloe sir!! No, seriously, you're right though. If this is something that you fuckers are seriously gonna' consider, I would seriously do it. Me and a couple buddies were trying to get something off the ground about a year ago, but we all ended up with new jobs so it trailed off due to work schedules and the amount of time we needed to put into it.

Marc on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:28 PM

I think Wes just quoted the Little Red Hen, verbatim. "Well it's not like this product is going to sell itself...it requires people. And besides, I hate free loaders, so if you expect returns I expect work. Bitch!"

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:28 PM

Here you go marc. No you can jerk off to google earth...

http://www.tgdaily.com/2006/10/23/g..._election_info/

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:33 PM

so what is a good work excuse (besides doctors appointment) for taking off for a couple of hours for an interview with another company?

I've already used doctor twice (though one time I actually did go to the doc), signing lease on my new place, and filing papers at the department of revenue. I'm running out of ideas and I have a 10:00 tomorrow, so I cant just take a long lunch.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:38 PM

womanly issues

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:39 PM

ohhhhh... havent used that one. And I'm the only girl here, so no one else is using that one either. good lookin' out

Marc on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:39 PM

Jen, I already told you. Tell them explosive diarrhea. That won't ask again. Although it might make it hard to hookup with guys from work. (But bright side, you aren't looking to work there anymore. Another excuse, Have to drive your friend, who is pregnant, to hospital and be by her side. Another is to tell him you are in search of the best taco in the Louisville area and must scour the city searching for it. Or, tell him you have to go home and shower and change your clothes because you still smell of a stripper. This will get then wonder if you are a stripper or like the company of strippers. It will keep you employed, trust me.

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:45 PM

I'm not comfortable saying any of those. Maybe the taco. But I dont think he'd understand.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:52 PM

i'm telling you, say cramps and he can't do anything. or that you 'just started' or something. what guy would fuck with a woman on her period?

Jay on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:57 PM

Marc.

Brock on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 2:57 PM

I would... oh wait... fuck WITH, never mind.

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Yeah, I think I'll stick with that one. Cant argue with that.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 3:48 PM

i don't know why menstruation talk would kill the site, seems odd....

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 3:48 PM

I think that classifies as a conversation killer

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Good timing

Jay on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 3:48 PM

Phil, can you send me and/or post the information for those triple crown races you guys were talking about yesterday?

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 3:52 PM

No he can't Jay.

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 3:56 PM

I can

http://www.fleetfeetlouisville.com/...orms/pbgp06.pdf

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 3:59 PM

One hour to go!

joe on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:00 PM

25 minutes

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:01 PM

boo.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:01 PM

Huh...pdf files are forbidden requests by the previewer.

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:02 PM

don't worry. Its not dirty, aside from the "reindeer romp".

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:11 PM

Yeah once it was forbidden I immediately opened the document. Needless to say, I was extremely disappointed.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:22 PM

Jerome - Be careful.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...ex.html?cnn=yes

Wrecking Crew on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:37 PM

No offense, but I don't think anyone is motivated enough to try and commercialize this site. We have problems getting football teams organized and t-shirts made, let alone putting the effort into trying to make money with this website.

Bigworm on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:38 PM

Non taken, and of course those are very valid points.

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:39 PM

hey, do any of you computer guys know anything about Cisco SmartNet?

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:53 PM

yeah, Cisco is a singer from Dru Hill.

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 4:59 PM

thank you, Adrian. I was pretty sure only computer guys would know that.

Phil on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 5:11 PM

I think Cisco SmartNet is just Cisco's support thingy.

douglas on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 5:27 PM

let me see that thong th-th-th thong

Jay on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 6:08 PM

Thanks, joe. Who all is planning on running in that? I would like to, although the 4 mile would kick my ass.

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 6:17 PM

I know it's the support thingy, but I need to know the difference between SNT and SNTP. The Cisco guys are useless, and my boss wants a quote for a customer, but he wont help me either. Jesus, I hate my job.

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 6:20 PM

However, my new roomie asked me if I wanted to start doing promos and radio commercials for ESPN.

Phil on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 6:34 PM

based on this page http://www.digitalsurplus.com/smart.htm it looks like CNT is an 8x5 Maintence plan whereas SNTP is 24x7x4 (24 hours a day, seven days a week with a 4 hour response time)

jen on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 7:02 PM

that's helpful. thanks

Phil on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 8:13 PM

Firefox 2.0 has been officially released:
http://releases.mozilla.org/pub/moz...Setup%202.0.exe

adrian on Monday, October 23, 2006 at 9:27 PM

Good looking out Philco!

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:16 AM

Happy Birthday to the Smurfs.

Those little bastards are 48 today

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:22 AM

It's going to be one of those days, isn't it? Adrian, what time are you planning on coming up here on Friday?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:32 AM

Sounds like someone has a case of the Tuesdays.

douglas on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:33 AM

come on guys, pick it up!

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:34 AM

Yeah. Hey Marc, remember when you said you wished they would make an X-men legends game with other marvel characters? You just got your wish

http://ps2.ign.com/articles/705/705687p1.html

adrian on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:40 AM

Whenever Big Jay. Tell me a good time and I will be there.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:42 AM

Maybe one of these can help lead to some discussion

Today:
In 1940, the 40-hour work week went into effect under the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938. I think we can do better.

In 1962, the U.S. blockade of Cuba during the missile crisis officially began under a proclamation signed by President Kennedy. Take that Marc

Rock musician Ben Gillies (Silverchair) is 27. When was the last time they released an album?

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:43 AM

Sorry taht is Mark with a K that was aimed at.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:53 AM

Hey Phil, it is a nice touch when the website tells you to "enter a username and password, dumbass."

douglas on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 9:55 AM

is that the first time you've done that? i do it all the time. and we haven't really spoken to dino about how he feels that fidel's brother is the acting dictator now that fidel's sick. it's like he's losing a hero.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 10:00 AM

Why don't we just take over Cuba?

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 10:16 AM

I fell asleep last night watching "pinky and the brain" so I am having sub-conscious thoughts about world domination

douglas on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 10:16 AM

great show

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Adrian-Jen was thinking about coming up with you. You might want to check with her.

adrian on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 10:44 AM

Thats cool, we will figure something out. I haven't really had anytime trying to find a costume so i probably won't dress up.

adrian on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 10:47 AM

Other than the built in spell checking in Firefox 2, i really don't notice a difference. I think the javascript might be parsing a little faster.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 11:01 AM

firefox sucks

douglas on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 11:04 AM

this has got to be a fucking joke:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15391010/?GT1=8618

Phil on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 11:08 AM

another thing I like about Firefox 2.0 is the session restore. I'm killing the power to my laptop quite frequently, so it's nice that Firefox remembers everything when I turn my computer back on.

jen on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 11:11 AM

wooo hoo! great interview today with Actors. I hope I get the job. I'll know by mid week next week, and the lady kept telling me to keep in touch, so thats a good sign. When I was recruiting and didnt really like a candidate, I always took the "due to the high volume of applicants, blah blah blah... dont call me, I'll call you" route. I think this is good

douglas on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 11:34 AM

kind of a follow up on why larussa didn't go after rogers for having pine tar on his hand, pretty good if you're a baseball fan:
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...SO1&ATT=HMA

Phil on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 11:38 AM

like the deadspin guys, i'm sticking with the shit on the hand theory.

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Adrian, my costume is going to be crappy, cheap, and quick. I'm assuming you can come up with something.

adrian on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 12:04 PM

what are you dressing up as?

Phil on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 1:27 PM

I'll assume I'm the only person who reads the Uni-Watch on Page2, but he has an interesting take on the doctored ball situation in regards to Kenny Rogers' hat.

Phil on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 1:27 PM

fuck
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...mp;lid=tab2pos2

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 1:28 PM

Jen - why do you switch jobs so frequently for?

jen on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Well, the first time I switched I didnt feel like commuting from Bloomington. I was transferred internally after that. Same company, different office. I just have a lot of interviews on a quest to find a better one. After all, I took a 19% paycut when I moved here. I think it's reasonable to look for something else. Come on, you know I hate my job.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Phil, that's an interesting theory about the BP hat. I agree with Joe yesterday...you aren't trying if you aren't cheating. Little things have been around baseball for years for one side or the other to gain an advantage. It's kind of interesting that steroids have made such a big stink then. I'm not saying it's right (or wrong), but it's around and you just deal with it.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 1:55 PM

MSN had a list of top 10 cheating scandals in baseball. I don't know why George Brett's was on there, besides it was a cool scene he made. Yes he broke a rule, but is pine tar to high up the barrel actually giving him an advantage?

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...CP&GT1=8705

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 1:56 PM

This site is fucking dead. I can't believe that I'm actually trying to kill time on here and everyone else is working.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:01 PM

I just got back from lunch and my old friend Cat just called me and she is trying to hook me up with a government job at the place she works at.

jen on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:03 PM

isn't firefighter a government job?

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:07 PM

Yes it is.

Wrecking Crew on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:12 PM

Cat? Why is she calling you out of the blue to offer you a job?

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:16 PM

She is still married

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:18 PM

The best idea I have right now is to dress up like my boss (only people I work with would find it funny) I going by walgreens today, maybe I can figure something else out.

jen on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:22 PM

I dont know what I'll be. I wasnt happy with my costume this weekend.

Phil on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:22 PM

Your boss must be a snappy dresser if you are going to walgreens for your costume.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:25 PM

Guy in teh cube next to me just tried to suffocate me with a plastic kroger bag. I don't even know why?

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Joe - what type of gonvernment job is Cat trying to hook you up with?

Philco - You read my mind. Jay's boss must be a snappy dresser. Suit Up.

Beware of lurking cougars.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:32 PM

The position has something to do with VA hospital medical claims and shit like that. Better pay, better benefits. Basically it is a government job.

Believe it or not the first time I heard the term cougar in that manner was from B-mac.

I am tempted to buy one of those kiddie costumes of spiderman with the built in six pack and biceps and try to squeeze into one of those for halloween.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:34 PM

But did BMAC go into detail how to identify the cougar?

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:34 PM

b-mac butchered the explanation

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 2:44 PM

As we would expect him to.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:00 PM

chris, you going to the godsmack concert?

douglas on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:03 PM

is bmac going? do you guys have your tickets yet?

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:06 PM

Sorry Phil, those were two separate statements.
1. All I have right now is to dress as my boss
2. I'm going to walgreens after work, and I might see if I can come up with something better.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:06 PM

I think B-mac is. I am getting tickets once I hear from Chris. Was anyone else going that you know of douglas? I was just going to go get them all at the same time.

jen on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:09 PM

I thought it was funnier the other way

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Sorry to dissapoint, Jen.

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Dammit, disappoint. I'm an idiot.

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Way to go Marc...I mean Jay.

douglas on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:14 PM

i just talked to bmac, he said you were buying his ticket and he'd pay you back. i don't know if it's sold out or close or anything, but you should probably get them soon.

Brock on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:15 PM

Jay do you want to see Killswitch Engage?

Brock on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:15 PM

I just don't think I can get Michelle to go to that one.

Brock on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:17 PM

Speaking of concerts, I went to the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra since they were doing their night at the movies, which featured John Williams epics like Jaws, Superman, and Star Wars along with other like Rocky, Goldfinger, Psycho, and Magnificent Seven.

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:37 PM

Chris said he should know today. I will buy them tomorrow.

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:49 PM

What are the details, Brock? I wouldn't mind going to see them.

Jay on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:50 PM

Nice burn, wes.

Brock on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Killswitch Engage
Saturday November 11th, 7:30PM
Bogarts

I week before I rock it out with Bengals fans down in New Orleans!

Brock on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 3:57 PM

*I = 1

joe on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 4:08 PM

C-A-R-D-S cards cards cards

http://www.courier-journal.com/apps...RTS02/610240404

adrian on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Now that shit is gangsta!

Bigworm on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 4:19 PM

I want a job where I don't have to do regulatory shit!

douglas on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 4:32 PM

i want a job where i don't have to do any shit

Brock on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 4:33 PM

ROAR!

Phil on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 at 4:51 PM

Paul Shirley had a chat yesterday. Here's the link to the archive http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatE...?event_id=13328, but it's insider only so for those without access here are the highlights:


SportsNation Paul Shirley: As some have obviously noticed, I was released by the Minnesota Timberwolves yesterday. I'm not particularly excited about that turn of events, so forgive me if I get irritable during this chat.

Melissa Harrison New York, NY: You're hot are you single?

SportsNation Paul Shirley: Thank you, some guy posing as a girl.

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Thaddeus (cape cod, MA): What was it like going up against Mark Madsen every day in practice for 3 weeks?

SportsNation Paul Shirley: A flurry of paleness.

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Andrew (Orlando, FL: Being with the team the last month or so, are you going to keep all your practice gear(T-wolves shirts, jerseys, shorts, ect.) or are you going to toss them out in the trash as you spite and curse the organization ?

SportsNation Paul Shirley: Keep it, of course. This entire exercise was just a way to restock my wardrobe.

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Colin Storm (Spokane, WA): Everyone is complaining about this new ball...what are your thoughts about it?

SportsNation Paul Shirley: Glad you asked. It is an absolute travesty. Not only is it synthetic, which was a poor choice, it's not even a well-made synthetic ball. The old NBA balls were great. It took me a while to get used to them, but once I did, I became a fan.

SportsNation Paul Shirley: This is why I don't answer questions in a straightforward manner. I start to sound like an athlete. And I digress into discussions about balls.

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Tom (Columbus, OH): So now you are joining the AND 1 tour right? That would be high comedy.

SportsNation Paul Shirley: Just shots of me with a look of pure disgust, over and over again. Yes, I see how that could work.

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Jason (Houston, Texas): who are you? i stumbled across this on ESPN's frontpage.

SportsNation Paul Shirley: I am...unemployed.

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Peter, Minnesota: How much does it suck to be really good at something, but not good enough for people to care? Have you cried yet since you got the news?

SportsNation Paul Shirley: Not yet, but there's still time.

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Andy (Minneapolis): Where do guys live when trying to make an NBA team? I want to believe that KG offered you a spare room in his basement, but I have a feeling it's more like a room at the ExtendedStay.

SportsNation Paul Shirley: The Radisson on 7th Street. Walking distance to the Target Center. And, plenty of bums to dodge. I would like someone to explain to me how there can be so many homeless people in the coldest big city in the country.

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Matt (St. Paul, Minnesota): In Minnesota people are homeless because they are not good at hockey, thats why, we believe in extreme punishment for not being good at hockey

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Ryan (Vancouver, BC): What's with everyone starting their questions with 'now that you aren't in the nba...' Man, when I lost my job, I would've gone on a killing spree if everyone I talked to was like, 'now that you lost your job, what movie do you want to see?' or 'now that you lost your job, what's wrong with the Steelers?' or 'now that you lost your job, would you like fries with that, sir?'

SportsNation Paul Shirley: I love you, Ryan....I have to go now. It's time for me to start the sad drive out of Minneapolis. Rochester tonight, then home to Kansas City tomorrow. As always, thanks for the questions. Find me at myspace.com/paulshirley if something else comes up.

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